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> Tomb Kings still not announced

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Emprah
>>161471328
they did say that someone starts a wood elves campaign today

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Man there is something comfy about giving away some territory to secure peace.

ELF NEWS WHEN REEEEEEEE

>>161471393
also "Battle gameplay this week" is said in the twitter responses
Thursday I'd say

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Back stabbing southern bastards. This is going in the book.

>>161471489
you mean tomorrow?

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>>161471412
>Tomb Kings are next in line according to the DLC schedule.

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>>161471478
Reichswaldmarshall Durthu soon.

>>161471518
>Belegar alone killed 434 fools
REVENGE INCARNATE

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>empire factions spam range for half of their armies episode

Empire Huntsmen when?

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>>161471256
been quite some time since the last ROLLAN!

>>161471745
Closer to tabletop boys

>>161471774
something other then the empire plz

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Ar Ulric opponent, wat do?

>>161471518
>all those kills
You'll get no meme arrows from me.

>>161471774
Roll

Are Quest Battles a good way to test your understanding of the ins and outs of battle strategy?

>>161471584
People just don't THINK. If they release Kangz for the base game, then what DLC races will be left to add for expansions 1 and 2? And no, 'Kislev' is not a valid answer, cause most buyers just won't go for something so minor.

>>161471920
There was a TW title out in 1996? Cause that map looks like it was programmed in 1996.

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YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT TIME IT IS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>161472253
THE AIR WAS FILLED WITH SMOKE AND BLOOD

>>161472159
I think people would be interested in Kislev, they just need to have a different playstyle from the other factions in the game. Maybe make them like horsefuckers but with guns.

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>>161472253
IT'S 420 MAN

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOO

WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>161472226
aren't you a clever one

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>>161472253
IT'S

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

>>161472159
To be fair though, full fledged armybook or not, people said the same about the Beastmen and yet they sold far beyond our (and CA's) expectation.

While Kislev is on the bottom of the priority ist, I imagine a lot of people would still buy it since it wouldn't just be a case of the Empire but with a different LL. Though obviously that is dependent on how much work CA is willing to put into it, and how much wiggle room GW is willing to give them.

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>>161471361

They will never be, it is official.

>>161471651
Get the mod ai recruitment and building mod

>>161471518
>Vittoria Ratti-Slayer
>Rat slayer

Reddit ratfags confirmed

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

>>161471927
>Are Quest Battles a good way to test your understanding of the ins and outs of battle strategy?
Depends, their balance is all over the place, some quests are just impossible outside the campaign map

>>161472517
Where is your infantry support?

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>vampire
>social drinker.
what does this mean?

>>161472640
Tumblr Kings blown the FUCK out

>>161472774
when did the forums become this cesspool of shitlords being retarded
oh wait

>>161472774
these people should be locked in an asylum

>>161472814
He is actually a real bro to humans

>>161472874
>not gassed

>>161471584
Yes, they are.

>>161472774
Those legs though

>>161472774
Girls don't play in TW (well i know one and she play VERY good in shogun 2).

>>161472445
That map has no right to look so terrible if it was modded using M2's engine. What the hell happened and how can people keep playing such an abomination of a mod?

>>161472964
There is one feminazi crying about everything she can on the forums and it's cancerous as hell
I just hope CA doesn't listen to the retards making a ruckus on their forums

>>161472998
because they went for rivers you could move your troops through.
It makes the rivers look blocky.
The rest of the map is fine, and feels more alive than the warhammer map. Your cities grow larger, there are villages on the campaign map, trade passes along major roads and you can build permanent forts to keep your armies upkeep free.

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send help

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ASRAI


>Vassalize Bretons
>Vassalize Tilea and Estalia
>Genocide Dorfs
>SEED the Empire
>SEED Norsca

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>>161473323
EMPIRE
>Conquer bretonnia
>conquer the southern realms
>burn athel loren to the ground
>take elves as sex slaves
>share a beer with the dorfs.

>>161473323
It's too bad that they don't seem to change the tiles and textures in the provinces they occupy. It'd be great to see the Badlands become one big forest.

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>>161471518
620 hammerer kills
did anything they touch turn to butter?

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>>161473323
>elves
>doing anything to the Empire

>>161473282
But how?
And why?

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Daily reminder that Clan Eshin is GOAT and Deathmaster Snikch will be the best 1v1 legendary lord in game.

>>161473463
>ywn summon the elector counts to gangbang your elf slaves, thereby increasing Diplomatic Relations with all Empire subfactions by 25

>>161473642
>not Archaon

>>161473629
Wood Elves are the reason Karl is alive at all

>>161473724
Archaon lost to a big orc. He has nothing on an Assassin lord baptized in the art of killing.

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>>161473514
the City and it's immediate surroundings become forest, I guess growing a forest takes time.

Lets hope mods can fix it.

>>161473463
>>161473629
>Implying Franzy won't be Orions #1 cocksleeve

>>161472159
You show bear cavalry and Kislev will shift units, I guarantee it.

>>161471518
>Tileans with Tilean names

Is this a mod? I thought all Tileans but the leader had Imperial names?

>get hyped by the army books
>look at the miniatures
>they look like cartoony shit

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>>161473639
I uhhh, think I might have autism
Over 30 full campaigns on DEI with numerous submods GEM and effects

>>161472361
Discount Empire with more horsemen and ice magics

>>161473882
no
they have eyetie names

>>161471518
>Ai will just replenish those losses in 5 turns.

>>161473967
Yep this is autism

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>>161473815
>elves doing anything of note
Didn't they sink their own continent?

>>161473323
>Asrai are basically the answer to all the "I want to conquer everything like in Rome" people

They can conquer EVERYTHING

Honestly though I would have preferred a system where certain settlements near forests could become full Asrai towns and produce lots of Amber, ensuring that outposts would exist only as buffer zones. As it is in order to win you need to conquer everything since the AI will probably be too autistic to accept alliances.

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>>161474093
>End Times happenings

didn't Sigmar throw his Hammer into a Warp Dumpster?

http://woobox com/52yirk
ebin

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>>161472517
Wtf where'd my cavalry go Ney?

>>161474093
That was in the end times

>>161474181
To be fair, he did a lot of stupid shit.
>End Times happenings
Well, yeah.

>>161473810
>Archaon lost to a big orc

And to sigmar reborn along with his priest pal. Said big orc couldn't even win 1v1 against archaon's sidekick

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>>161472774

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>>161474147
but that wouldn't fit the Durthu Death Squadron arc.

>>161471518
is there even any point playing these battles? AI replenishes overnight and you've lost your LL and unit experience.

>>161472774
>I think I find it really offensive
>I think

What are some interesting mods for ATTILA?
Also I was never a big fan of Radious' mods, but how is that version?

Reminder that sigmar is literally the shittiest god in warhammer lore

>>161473882
Estalians got imperial names except for their faction leader

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>still no Blood Bowl stadium buildings that add +5 relationship with any faction but -5 public order

>>161474497
t.Ottilia


STIRLAND STRONG WE WAR YOU

>>161473810
Isn't Snikch just a hero? He isn't the warlord of clan eshin either just their greatest assassin. He couldn't 1v1 a lot of warhammer heroes but he could kill any of them stealthily.

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How do I get better carpet shots?

>>161474626
well thats because blood bowl is it's own separate universe, anon

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>>161474657

>>161474497
>shitmar
>god
LMAO

>>161474626
Blood Bowl has nothing to do with WHFB, anon.

>>161474626
>>161474665
this, Blood Bowl is a Spin Off of the series similar to "teen Avengers" or something like that, a light hearted hommage to the setting, coming from a time when people didn't take the setting as serious.

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>>161474781
Got almost 300 kills with Balthasar in this one

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>>161474497
daily reminder that Khaine is literally the best god in Warhammer Lore.

>doesn't give a shit about anything
>not a tryhard chaos god
>best friends with the laughing god

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>>161473967
>>161474079
Yeahhhhh I had my second thoughts when I started to name my legions and give them all region appropriate auxilliaries and patrol restrictions

>>161474871
Forget that shit anyway, GORKAMORKA GAME WHEN?

>>161475007
DeI looks like that now? Dang, I may need to check it out.

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>>161474635
>implying

>>161474885
those skulls in units portraits?

Is Total Warhammer good?

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>>161471256
Anyone got the Rome 2 roll chart? I'm feeling like playing through it one last time.

>>161475424
Sure

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>>161472774

>>161475283
Chevron replacements

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>>161475092
Ahhhh nah its more than normal DEI, I have GEM FX running with an enhanced particles mod, with several texture mods to boot.
Its the best way to polish R2 to non-turdish quality

>>161474972
>Main followers regularly cuck him with one of the Chaos Gods.

>>161475510
linkerino?

>>161475612
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=721846318

I like that max rank has a laurel on it

>>161474885
How are you making Gelt work?

are nasty skulkers the most underrated unit?

>>161473629
>>161474093
Dear anon.

Do you have that other picture which has Karl Franz with Aniki's face, instead of the other way around?

>>161476125
Magic is actually useful in SFO

>>161476239
they cost a lot

>>161471361
I have no justification for this past our mutual apparent love of Tomb Kings, but I think you and I would get along quite nicely TKanon.

Hit me up if you're ever Down Under.

>>161475251
She is a traitor bitch. Also Talabecland is bigger which is unfair

>>161474657
Play around with pulling the camera back a bit and using the zoom key (N by default afaik) for a different field of view and framing

>>161476948
Noooo.

>>161476948

This action does not have my consent!

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Thoughts on these guys?

>>161477309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pESyj0qkxlo

>>161477351
Total War: Lindybeige edition when?

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>>161473967
>think I might have autism
>might

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>>161477393
When everyone accepts the inherent and absolute superiority of the British in all aspects of warfare

Why the fuck do Squigs barely cost anything in mp?

>>161477664
Growing mushrooms is easy anon

Decided to play the Ostrogoths in Attila. How the fuck do I play a Horde faction?

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>>161475484
Anyone?

>>161476398
this.
buffing/debuffing plays a pretty crucial role.
Supporting your starting greatsword's charges with the shimmering cloak makes them rip and tear.

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>>161477639
>the brodie was a good helmet.

>>161472774
>regressive posture
Has this fucker even been on a fucking horse before? Does he fucking know how painful it is to ride one bareback? Im a guy and even I sometimes ride like that.

Fucking uneducated cunts piss me the fuck off.

>>161477639
>spandua
>spanday
>spaniday
>spandard
>spandun
>spandudu

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>>161478084

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>that op picture
>the discussion in this thread

Does Warhammer just attracts pol/the gabbergators?

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It is now Official. Athel Loren is radiant in its resplendence. Delicate young boys cavort for the delight of their mistresses, and the luminescence of sprites and pixies flicker through the enchanted wood. The Sisters of Twilight languorously uncurl from their embrace; panpipes flute a tune of merriment throughout the halls of the summerstrand. The diverting indignities of gorposting and Deep-Thinking Goblins are a receding memory, a windblown fragment of the season past. All Asrai make ready for frolic and improductivity; indolence is the watchword, and none can be found but are feverishly, zealously committed to inactivity.

From the Oak of Ages, the Eternal Queen watches and is warmed by the celebrations of her people. In such a festive air, Orion's rebirth cannot but be imminent; Ariel's handmaidens ceaselessly weave flowers into her hair, presenting an endless procession of styles and and aspects by which their beloved monarch might greet her consort. Those that retain a sense of time and worldly events look to his arrival; Naieth's divinations serve only to confirm what the jubilant atmosphere of the forest makes evident.

Wood Elves Confirmed.

Any mods that let me play as some of the smaller Roman factions?

I hate the WRE/ERE clusterfuck of a campaign.

>>161478234
Last Roman

>>161474059
>>161474434
AI replenishes like humans in Warhammer, they just get more money so they can actually recruit stuff.

>>161478216
I dont see what you mean?
all I see is just a bunch of people having fun and free discussion about
VIDEO
PONTUS

>>161478319
>AI replenishes like humans in Warhammer
They dont on higher difficulties

>>161478216

>lefty cuck

Lmao.

>>161475519
list all the mods please i want to play a fixed version of Rome 2

i like the unit cards you got

>>161478216
>t. triggered SJW
this is my first and last (you) for you

>>161478216
Honestly it kind of does.

Not really pol, but the people Pol likes to complain about. Because it is a "fantasy" there's this weird perception that anything can be changed to make it more progressive or some shit.

Whereas CA is trying to make the game as close to the original TT as possible (mostly), these people think that it should be molded in anyway because it's just Elves and shit so it can be whatever the fuck they think it should be.

Usually doesn't crop up with previous Total Wars due to the historical stuff. Though obviously there have been times when this type of shit is brought up. (I've seen posts complaining about the lack of female Roman Legionaries that really hurt my brain)

>>161478216
>OP picture from the history days
>"m-muh warhumms reewnd teewtul weer"
Autism speaks

Caledor II is not my king, he is a hothead and probably has to get out of here as well. Imladrik and Oeragor not Caledor and Lothern OK? Praise Asuryan

HERE IT COMES, THIS FUCKING UGLY FAT CHICK

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>>161479053
OI M8 SNIFF ME KNICKERS

>>161471774
let's roll

>>161479137
feeling Green?

LADS M8 ITS STARTED U CUNTS

>Joeys armour
kek

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Remember no one battles today only campaing

>>161479469
The unit cards got updated
They look better now

>>161479469
dont mind it tbqh

>>161479469
>no battles
It's shit.

>Adviser-chan going to guide Orion.

>>161479469
great work on the audio

>advisor is back!
FUCKIGN YES!!!! I hope he is with every faction

AH CANNAE HEAR NOTHIN

TURN UP THE SOOOOUUUUND

>they got the volume to minimum
WELL DONE YOU MONGLERS!

>>161478216
I don't believe every alt-rightist is like that but people filling their post with "cuck" and so on probably is.

tfw /pol/ is newfag central this time because of recent internet movements

>atleast there is subtitles
>there is no subtitles
>they facecam is in the way of the advisors textbox
well done

>>161478216
so what's your ideoogy m8?

>More beastmen in the Drakwald.

fug

>>161479606
I NEED THE MUSIC

GIMME SOME MORE

DAVI GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

>how they play
immersion ruined 2bh lads

>>161479754
TUUUUUUUUUUUURN UP
THE RAAAAAAADIOOOOO
I NEED THE MUSIC

GIMME SOME MOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Two extra Beastmen stacks around the Empire

lmao

Better lube up that boipussy Karl, they're going in without your consent.

whats the point of not showing battle gameplay?

why would anyone willingly watch this cuckening?

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>>161479862
>>161479741
>mfw Empire on Legendary

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490 weapon strenght at level 1

>>161479950
>Warhammer is not pay 2 win!!!

heh...

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>>161479862
Thank you CA. I love to kill the shit out of beastmen.


>>161479948
>mfw Empire on Legendary

>>161479950

>Trows big magic spear
>Does less damage than a Dwarf engineer with his pea-shooter

>>161479917
the funny thing is you and everyone here will watch the entire stream

>>161479950
wew lad. Guess my Davi rush against Athel Loren will have to wait

>>161479950
>490 base damage
>490 ARMOR PIERCING base damage
definately not pay2win

>>161479917

>why would anyone willingly watch this cuckening?

This sentence makes no sense. Who are these people?

>immunity to all attrition
heh nothing personell Vamp cunts and Chaos shits

>>161472226
Epic my underage friend.

>>161479917
>why would anyone willingly watch this cuckening?
Wood Elves get cucked day and night, so you have to do the same to really get into the spirit of them.

>>161480001
>>161480075
Autists called Beastmen pay to win too.

You guys never learn.

>A tech provides full attrition immunity
holy shit, how can other factions even compete?

>Tech that gives attrition immunity to ALL armies

Lawd

It's nice that they're making tech that's actually impactful

Now if only they would do the same to other factions.

>>161480195
Beastmen are pay to win though :^)

>>161480048
didn't even open the stream
just read the post above me that said >no gameplay

>>161480243

No BATTLE gameplay.

It's a campaign gameplay stream.

>>161480195
But Beastmen are braindead easy to play with on the campaign, easiest race to win with

>>161480243
>i can't read

>>161480221
>Now if only they would do the same to other factions.
hey +5 armor on knights is super worth 20+turns of research!!!

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>+40% fire damage against tree memes

>>161480313
>No BATTLE gameplay.
right. so what's the point of watching?

>>161479950
Well he is a God.

>>161480392
I main chaos so not used to missile toops.
are it's stats good?

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430 weapon strenght

>>161480484
>I main chaos

Are you retarded?

Who the fuck "mains" a faction in a Total War game?

>>161480484
not really, Chosen-tier unit size and bretonnia-tier missile damage

>>161480454
So you can see what banal shit they added to the campaign map this time.

>>161480484
Range is above average, particularly notable when coupled with the 360 firing on the move. Ammunition and missile damage are pretty average, and it's a shame to see they didn't give the Asrai longbows AP.

<3 Joey geeking out over the Welfs event pictures.

>>161480563
Maybe he meant multiplayer?

>>161480518
>orion hits harder than durthu

Eat shit, tree fags. Get back in your Forest Auschwitz.

>>161480392

>That missile damage

Tha's turrible

>>161480589
more like watching an ad desu

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>>161480453
>mfw Irondrakes, Warriors of Dragonfire Pass and Dragonback Slayers

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>>161480641
>multiplayer
>in a Total War game

>>161480563
Well I've played the chaos campaign as every chaos lord and once without any LL justfor fun. I'm not used to missile troops I like melee which is why hte only other faction I've played is vamps

>>161480579
>>161480593
ok thanks guys

I have no sound
the fuck

>>161480714
>I've played the chaos campaign as every chaos lord and once without any LL
I like Chaos and played them twice, but this is autism.

>>161480709
Multiplayer has been the best part since the original shogun. 8 different players all over the map killing eachother.

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>Morgan Treeman

>Morgan Treeman
hahahaha lmao XD

>>161480832
>but this is autism.
really? Idk why but in Warhammer I don't like the normal factions I've beaten the campaign as vamps once but somehting draws me to the chaos campaign. I just like the battles not the campaign map so Chaos is perfect for me to try out different builds and armies

>>161480967
>really?
Yes, very much so.

>>161480714
>I've played the chaos campaign as every chaos lord
you cant be fucking serious, how can you stomach playing the worst campaign so fucking often

>microphone popping noise
>awkward britdongers
>dry as chalkboard
>no gameplay
>there are actually 1000 people watching
wouldn't expect any less from woodslut cucks

>>161481014
well thanks for the diagnosis Dr anon

>>161481027
I just like the chaos units. I build up army builds I like and just raze everything and then I start over. I don't play that often though I usually play other games but I have not played orcs, Empire or Dwarfs.
Beastmen were fun but I prefer chaos units

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>>161480714

>I've played the chaos campaign as every chaos lord and once without any LL justfor fun

Is this some kind of a joke?

Is it bait?

I actually just do not understand.

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>>161473463
>The dawi shun your watery brews
>-30 affinity
>yfw

>>161481152
American gaming company makes a TW clone when?

>>161481249
American video games are all garbage to be honest

>>161481092

>Damsels were Wood Elf double agents all along

I KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW IT

BRETKEKS UTTERLY BTFO

>>161480936
>Orion chucks his legendary spear
>183 damage
>A randow waystalker shoots an arrow
>389 damage
ebin

>>161473809
wait what?

>>161477961
Rollan the old way then i guess

1 Rome
2 Carthage
3 Balkan Tribes
4 Gallic Tribes
5 Successor kingdoms
6 Greek States
7 Iberian Tribes
8 Eastern Empires
9 Germanic Tribes
0 Fap to Boudica and reroll

>Donald Stump
>Objective is to make the oak great again

I laughed

HIGH ELVES CONFIRMED

>>161481190
U-unleash Chaos I guess
stop bullying me

>>161481425
That's a lot of elves.

This pleases my dick

>>161478106
>>161472774
It's not about it being painfull or mysogyny.

Women rode like that for two reasons:

a) Wearing a long skirt/dress. This was true for 99% of the women in the old times, as regular women never wore pants. Only warrior-women, bandits and huntress' ever did and those were very few and far between.

b) Scientific fact that that a straight posture combined with gallop would often result in hymen tearing and unforseen consequences for the woman. Side-saddle eliminated that possibility completely.

So what we're seeing in TTW is clearly the B case.
The Spellsinger is riding a unicorn. And what do we know about unicorns? They only let virgin girls ride them. So that girl uses that posture to not risk accidently breaking her hymen, forever losing the benefit of unicorn-riding and becoming the laughing stock of Athel-Loren.

tldr: DEEPEST LORE

>>161481320
All the best genres and games have come from America. Also much better strategy games.

>>161481425
>>161481505
>tfw Davi wasn't there to burn them all

>>161481373
Beastmemes would have killed Karl Franz and a Nuln army I think it was after a Cygor knocked him out, but the wood elves saved his ass and Orion stood above his body killing minotaurs for hours
The elves gave Franz Deathclaw's egg and they were given seat in Altdorf as a result as well

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>>161481403
1-2 Odrysian Kingdom
3-6 Getae
7-8 Ardiaei
9-0 Tylis

>>161481554
Those stats are so fucking shit.

>>161481092
>damsels are actually just forest spirits

You can't even make this shit up.

>>161478106
>Im a guy and even I sometimes ride like tha
haha faggot

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>>161480031
>mfw Empire on Legendary

>>161481551
>The Spellsinger is riding a unicorn. And what do we know about unicorns? They only let virgin girls ride them.
>Elf
>Virgin

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>>161481092
THIS IS NOT TRUE, CA YOU HEATHENS STOP SLANDERING THE LADY GOOD NAME

>>161481584
wow. So KF would literally have gotten raped by eastmen.

Also why did NEET elves save him. I thought they only neeted

>>161479950
>30 defence and almost no armor
So he's a glass cannon. Big fucking deal.

>>161473121
Even she was against this cuck. She liked a couple of the posts ridiculing his argument against sidesaddling.

Those Dryads cost gold, shouldn't they cost amber?

Sure are lots of events

>>161481767

>"I'll come get you!"
>"Right after I drop off my wife's son in Tree school"

>>161481874
He has 6k hp at lvl1 and is unbreakable

>>161481965
>Even she was against this cuck
>she
excuse me did you just assume xir gender?!!

>>161481968
Only the higher tier units iirc.

>>161481968
Amber upkeep iirc

>>161481796
Dont listen to the neet lies
The wood elves realized that without a great leader such as Franz, the Empire would be split even worse which would put the world in danger
The Wood Elves dont want the world to end, see. So they saved him and killed the beastmemes to have a bastion against chaos in the east

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Hey /twg/, I'm from the future. Here you go:

Base Game
> Race Pack: Chaos Warriors
> Race Pack: Kislev
> Race Pack: Tilea
> Race Pack: Tomb Kings (after 1st expansion)
> Race Pack: Chaos Dwarfs (after 1st expansion)
> Race Pack: Ogres (after 1st expansion)
> Campaign Pack: Beastmen
> Campaign Pack: Wood Elves
> Lords Pack: Volkmar/Ghorst
> Lords Pack: Belegar/Skarsnik
> Lords Pack: Valgeir/Grobspit
> Lords Pack: Kazador/Neferata

1st Expansion
>> Includes the Dark Elves (Malekith, Morathi, Hellebron, Fellheart), High Elves (Tyrion, Teclis, Alarielle, Finubar), Slaanesh (N'kari, Azazel, Masque), and Lizardmen (Mazdamundi, Kroak, Kroq-Gar, Gor-Rok)
> Race Pack: Vampire Coast
> Lords Pack: AlithAnar/Tullaris
> Lords Pack: Eltharion/Dechala
> Lords Pack: Darkblade/Nagaira

2nd Expansion
>> Includes the Skaven (Thanquol, Queek, Ikit, Snikch), Khorne (Valkia, Skarbrand, An'ggrath, Skulltaker), Nurgle (Ku'gath, Festus, Valnir, Epidemius) and Tzeentch (Horstmann, Kairos, Vilitch, Galrauch)
> Race Pack: Skaeling (Egil Styrbjorn, Olaf Warhound, Tuula Bloodhair)
> Lords Pack: Throt/Scyla
> Special Campaign Pack: Clan Pestilens vs Sotek Cult (Skrolk LL, host of Pestilens units, if you have the 1st exp you get Tehenhauin for free)
> Special Campaign Pack: Throne of Chaos (Tamurkhan, Sayl, and Kazyk as options for a new horde faction, a host of new units for Chaos factions, and playable Wissenland lead by Elspeth von Draken and Theodore Bruckner)

Several legendary lords and heroes not listed are FLC.

>>161479730
Waifusism

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>>161482067
>6k hp at lvl1 and is unbreakable

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>>161482147
you're alright

>>161481978
Shame so few modders bother with making new ones and so on. Same happened in Attila.

At least we got the empire of man guy.

http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?741561-Preview-The-Empire-of-Man-a-political-system-for-the-Empire

>>161482119
Tzeentch LL WHEN

>>161482119
>Skaven not until 2nd expansion
ayy

>>161482119
Does the "no paid DLC for paid DLC" thing just not sink in with you retards or something?

>Skaven in the 2nd and no Slannesh

This isn't Age of Sigmar fuckwad.

>>161482208
4 crossbows would wreck him 2bh.

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>>161482119
>Race Pack: Tilea
>Race Pack: Skaeling

>>161482067
Hp doesnt matter when he gladly takes every cock pointed his way.

Just had a thought concerning these lackluster ranged stats. What if these units have absolutely next level accuracy? I'm talking making quarrellers look like arrer boyz accurate.

Turn accuracy up high enough and even armored infantry would get absolutely demolished without shields, and only a few factions even have high tier shield infantry.

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G R A C E
R
A
C
E

>>161482330
>4 crossbows would wreck him 2bh.
sure. Good luck keeping them alive against wood elf archers

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OH GOSH

>>161482427
Meh, more of a problem in MP.

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Babcake : Grace do you like memes?

which one of you was it?

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>Yorkshire accent.

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>>161482405
>>161482408
>>161482456
The sexual tension is real
D O G B E R T SHE IS MAI WAIFU

>>161482405
>>161482408
but...she's fat. Can't believe this is the girl you've all been going crazy over

>>161482658
Are you retarded? Have you ever seen a fat person before?

>>161482770
>Have you ever seen a fat person before?
yeah here >>161482586>>161482408>>161482405

>>161482751
Their stats are lower than I thought they would be, although it's nice that they're AP

>>161482119
>All this retardation.

>>161482658
>she's fat
that's Joey

>got muted for 10 min in stream because they thought my joke about the waywatcher was about grace

fucking white knights

>>161482837
probably the glass cannon thingy.

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>>161482658
She is not fat just is growing stronger

>>161482824
Boy you really are fucking retarded

>>161482863
what did you say?

>>161482770
She's fat by british standards. Not like murrica where you have to be physically unable to walk to be considered fat.

>>161482863
To be fair that was a reasonable assumption based on how the chat usually goes.

BEAST MANLETS

>>161482837
>>161482751
The low stats might be the reason they can't stream battles today. Maybe they are playing an outdated version.

>>161482914
look at her face m8

this>>161482962
in my country she'd be classed as fat

>>161482914
hero unit in game had an ability w/ the description about long boring speeches so i said "shes a nagger lol"

maybe they thought i said nigger

>>161482962
>by british standards
brits don't have standards

>>161482962
>>161483010

She isn't fat by any standards you mongoloid
its like you've never seen a fat person before
She isnt even a little chubby so I dont see where you are getting this fat business from
Look at the catsuit picture, you can clearly see she isnt fat

I dont even care for grace, you niggers just dont seem to know what "fat" means

>>161483010
>look at her face m8
meant for>>161482903

What the hell is Grace's accent?

>that accent

hNNNG

>>161483098
Yorkshire

Sisters of the thorn are in the game

>>161483072
>Look at the catsuit picture, you can clearly see she isnt fat
yes again look at her face

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ITT: Autistic manchildren who don't know what words mean

>>161483196
4chan.txt

>Treacherous as fuck
>Great relations with french-speakers
>Despite their claims of just wanting to get back to their roots, they've pretty much colonized a country and have walled off the indigenous population in a small area.

Why do people keep saying that Dwarfs are fantasy jews when it's clearly Wood Elves?

>>161483186
??????????
Assburgers impairing your ability to tell the difference between a normal person and a fat person?

>>161483184

Yes?

They've been listed on the Steam page since the DLC was announced.

>>161473282
im halfway there

>>161483284
OY VEY, THE MONKEIGH KNOWS!

>>161483286
damn dude you're not gonna marry her. chill out

>>161483295
LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!

>>161483284
Around elves!

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

>>161483453
I dont intend to
What bothers me is that you dont know what the fuck FAT means you fucking retard

>>161483521
who would grant you the worse death. A harpy or Morathi?

DARREN FOR FUCK SAKE! YOU CAN CREATE AMBUSH NEAR THAIR CASTLE AND WAIT WHEN THEY WILL BAIT IT!

>>161483586
>What bothers me is that you dont know what the fuck FAT means you fucking retard
no I think what bothers you is I called your "waifu" fat m8

>>161482962
25% of Britain is obese compared to 30% of Americans you fucking retard

Your standards are the same as our standards

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Belegar begs for help to kill skarnik, the fuckings elves refuses

>>161483685
do I need to spell this out for you
you
do
not
know
what
fat
means
I couldn't care less about the bitch herself

>>161483284
The indigent population of treekin are still free, it's only the ones who wanted to genocide the elves who are imprisoned

Also dorfs are fantasy jews because they remember every grudge and are secretive goldgrabbers

>>161483678
>Darren

>James is legit going to lose this campaign

Fucking hell.

>/twg/ - Total War: Grace general

>>161483791
alright calm down tubby

>>161483747
Elves and Dwarfs are not friends in warhammer because of grudges

They only work together because humans are the third friend who get them to get along, but they don't like each other

>>161483592
Probably Morathi, a harpy will just tear you to shreds. Morathi will probably torture you for a long time before sacrificing you for some ritual.

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>No King Kazador ever
>No Kragg the Grim ever
>No Burlok Damminsson ever
>No Alrik Ranulfsson ever
>No Garagrim Ironfist ever
>No Gorfang Rotgut ever
>No Morglum Necksnapper ever
>No Borgut Facebeater ever
>No Emil Vargeir ever
>No Vardek Crom ever

Day 1 Statbuff mod for Lelfs is necessary.

>>161483747
>>161483914
isn't it against Lore for Belegar to even ask fro Elf help?

>>161483920
Most of those guys are in game though, just not as LLs