/srg/ - Speedrunning General

"They seem to know a lot about Ape Escape apparently"

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Only you can stop The God Gamer Stigma

grindxmonkey

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wtf happened to Miles- I mean Clarys twitter?

How To Be A Grind Monkey

Step 1
Pick a game that has already been routed.

Step 2
Copy everything from the WR video without ever thinking about why the runner does what he does.

Step 3
Try to copy the WR run in its entirety for 16 hours a day until you randomly get it a few seconds faster.

bouncey IS NOT my "boyy"

http://pastebin.com/XspWeG6S

>>161418338
rarely agree with bb but the fact is that frogburt has been butthurt at speedrun shitters forever & he saw himself as a messiah of the "community"

being king of the autistics isn't a mantle you should strive to hold

http://www.strawpoll.me/11762980

>>161417784
So anyone with the WR by more than a few seconds isn't a grind monkey? Got it!

YOSHIFAN TAKE THE WHEEL

>>161418770
they're both retarded but it is funny how bounceyboy didn't care until frogburt started shit talking him and calling him self absorbed then called on people to attack the dude and get his videos removed

what's this god gamer stigma meme everyone always posts about?

>>161420404
>everyone
its just art being a constant faggot
let the dog rest

>>161417646
How do I avoid the stigma?

>April 22, 2015 - Trans game dev Rachel Byrk commits suicide
>April 23, 2015 - Totodile Dundee calls Cosmo a whiny faggot and he never speedruns again
>June 14, 2015 - John Numbers embarrases Cosmo in the Nintendo World Championships
>July XX, 2015 - Adrian breaks up with Cosmo
>Nov 3, 2015 - Carpe Diem

im going to start making a full timeline of any possible related events to the downfall of cosmo. feel free to help out and find some important dates

/vg/ archive will likely be useful

>>161420764
there is no stigma. every god gamer stigma shitpost has been an example of one runner complimenting or encouraging another one.

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>>161420989
take this and fuck off

>>161420989
don't forget the time he had scurvy
he was never the same after that

>>161421092
nuthugger...

>>161421231
afraid not. if you think being positive toward another person is nuthugging, what a sad life you must lead

It's funny how people on twitter started to hate Apollo legend after he made the gdq video. Really makes you think

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>>161422875
SHUT IT DOWN
like the dog

>>161419534
That's because bounceyboy is the type of person to search his name on twitter to see if anyone is bad-mouthing him

The God Gamer Stigma is the assumption of great things from someone whose nuthuggers created a God Gamer aura around.
The Stigma is pure cancer and is killing speedgaming.

>>161421496
There's a difference between saying "good luck, i'll be rooting for you buddy!" and "oh my god, you're so amazing, literally a god at this game. you haven't even started learning this game but i know you'll get wr cuz ur such a GOD"

God Gamer Stigma is basically just a newer version of the speedfriend vs nuthugger dilemma. And most speedrunners are fags that suck each others cocks instead of acting like real friends.

>>161425113
I said to fuck off shitter
you got info and can go

>>161424960
>And most speedrunners are fags that suck each others cocks instead of acting like real friends.
what does that even mean

>>161425058
word

>tfw you want to run a game but The Stigma is preventing you

>>161425224
Ever heard of sucking up? That's what speedrunners do. Just sucking up to other speedrunners so they look good and get brownie points. There are very few actual friendships in the community.

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>speedrunning

>>161425436
based callumbased

>>161425473
You're really retarded.

>>161426073
And you have no real friends. My two REAL friends I made through speedrunning are worth more than all of the nuthugs you've ever gotten.

http://pastebin.com/XspWeG6S

>>161426986
>wahhh wahh I exposed myself and now I'm trying to pretend like I gave a shit about a guy making $20 off of clips of me being a retard

*beats game with no ganon*

hey guys thanks for highlighting ur vids so I can reupload them for money

>>161427460
how dare you steal my gameplay footage of a game i didn't make, that's MY intellectual property

>>161427557
>i don't know how IP claims work

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>>161427679
ez

>>161427806
that is NOT a crab

https://twitter.com/Txrje/status/803588384782512128
how come twitch only tweets about world records when more known speedrunners get them?

>>161427892
they don't?

>>161428229
https://twitter.com/Twitch/status/798654582893191168
they do

>>161428329
not really?

>>161428229
>https://twitter.com/Txrje/status/803588384782512128
>>161428393
they never do games that arent sm64 or oot

>>161427892
>not family friendly enough
>not sold out enough
>not running a meme game with enough viewers to further promote their brand
>not enough viewers with disposable incomes
etc.

>>161428520
it could just boil down to the fact that the other two aren't Twitch Partners

-50

/liquidxsquid

>>161428765
saboom is a partner and got a pretty big wr just days ago, but spyro runs don't fall into twitch's idea of suitable content, so there was no mention of it whatsoever

they're hypocrites, just accept it

>>161429171
>the stars finally align and gxm gets a good run

how long will it take him to choke it away

>>161421207
How the fuck do you get scurvy in the first world?

>>161430420
by being autistic or retarded.

>>161430420
a diet of entirely processed foods
a $2 vitamin c supp can fix and prevent it but cosmo wouldn't know that

>>161425473
>wah wah wah i dont have many friends because no one can tolerate my special brand of autism and negativity so all these other people who show support and positivity toward each other are clearly just FAKINNNNNNNNG
this is you. this is who you are.

>>161434539
see
>>161426416

>>161434652
i saw. your two friends are just the only two people who can put up with your shit. most people (read: people outside of serg) make plenty of friends because they enjoy each others' company and companionship.

face it, serg anons dont even like serg anons, how can you expect normal, well-adjusted people to like serg anons.

>>161434851
wrong. contrary to all the memes, /srg/ is actually some of the most friendly towards each other that I've seen. maybe not directly in the thread, but I DO see /srg/ peeps act like actual friends towards each other.

Meanwhile, normal speedrunners just nuthug the shit out of each other. It's just a cycle of trying to keep together each other's fragile egos. It's pathetic and you're pathetic for defending nuthugging.

>>161435064
when you define everything as nuthugging, im going to defend it. a stream monster tweeting at a washed up speedrunner saying "you can get world record and this other guy is an asshole for stealing it" is nuthugging. one person saying "youve been doing a great job lately and you seem to be on track for world record if you keep it up" is one person trying to provide motivation and support to another.

this edgy shit is so tired. just give it up.

>>161435064
but /srg/ in the thread are literally the most petty, pathetic people online

>>161435357
Boosting someone's ego constantly is not what friends do. Real friends don't suck up to each other. I'm sorry you can't comprehend that.

>>161436053
im becoming dumber trying to explain this to you. its like youre being autistic on purpose. sorry that youre too macho and edgy to be able to give a friend a pat on the back. what a fulfilling life you must lead. peace lmao

>>161436267
Sorry guy but you're a nuthugger enabler and you need to peace out forever

this what The God Gamer Stigma does
it drives communities apart, scares people away from speedrunning and encourages nuthugging

>>161437467
you dont just get to claim you win the argument because you were too autistic to listen and the other person gave up

callumgod

cheese is what all speedgamers should inspire to be

i wouldn't be surprised if The Stigma played a part in cosmo's downfall

>>161439331
it certainly did, he never had any real friends because of it

>>161439434
he had siglemic and that's pretty much it.

its the horseshoe theory. this place is exactly the sort of hugbox that you guys complain about in tranny streams.

>>161439503
God Gamers need to need to stick together The Stigma makes it difficult to trust anyone else

you discuss me

>>161435901
I think that we can all agree that reddit is still a website, disproving this entirely.

>>161430420
there was a time when he would eat nothing but pizza

you disgust me

>>161442409
th-thanks

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>https://twitter.com/Kaztalek/status/803740987008942081
Based Keeta laying the smackdown on no-video nuthuggers

>>161443129
no proof faggots finally getting their just desserts. feels good.

>>161445034
me first

>>161445034
>>161445108
no me

>>161443129
special shoutouts to ennopp

139 pace TTC

speedrun.tv/cheese05

-33 in RR

GET IN HERE NOW

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1 3 9

We can all end it once this run drops 1:39

BOWSER THROWS THE RUN INC

CHOKE TIME

lol when will grind monkeys learn?

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WEW

I FUCKING CALLED IT

>wr pace
>choke on bowser throws

The Cheemps05 Effect

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>Hori throws are free

Cheese05? More like Chimp05

is sm64 a dead speedgame now? how does he still have the wr? and WHERE IS NERO?

>>161445976
whats a grind monkey? are you saying he should be be better for the amount of time he puts into it?

imagine being this dejected for completing a children's game with only a few extra seconds over the time you wanted

>>161446169
>trying to make sense of the most stale, nonsensical meme in /srg/ history

>>161446169
i'm saying all he does is sit down and grind for the run all day while contributing nothing

>>161446290
what is he supposed to contribute?

>>161446260
>that one guy who acts above speedrunning yet comes to the speedrunning thread on an anonymous anime imageboard

>>161446290
He has contributed a lot of movement to the game. Everyone who says this literally knows nothing about the game they are speaking about and spout lies, wishing it was true. The true grind monkey, is the grind monkey poster.

hmm

Was Apollo /our boi/?

>>161446260
>>161446369
eric

simplee erin

why is it so ez to tell that someone is a massive faggot just based on wut game they run?

f-zero
doom
billy
ape
shuriken

add to this list

imagine playing a videogame instead of shitposting

>>161446502
apWHO
quit claiming anyone who does a slight thing is "ours"

>>161446603
aside from naeg being a little bitch and zewing being a furry f-zero runners are p based desu

>>161446603
all nintendo games

imagine playing the same video games for hours every day instead of raising a proper traditional family

Shuriken is so based

>>161446719
adam, why did you leave us? :'(

>>161446830
hey squid. uh, this is awkward, but we all had a talk and we decided that we dont want you here anymore. now, please dont be upset. its not you. its us. we just grew apart. try not to take it personally. but its time to go

Based Shuriken

here's a namedrop you DEFINITELY weren't expecting!

werey

here's a namedrop you DEFINITELY weren't expecting!

reflected_sc

what happened to cosmo?

Shuriken is the based game of the gods

>>161447997
HER name is narcissa now

>>161447997
don't you mean
>"""""narcissa"""""

i want to CUM inside kungfufruitcup

who we frikkin watchin

>>161443129
if fniure killed himself, would anyone find out?

should i stream? jw

>>161449538
nah

>>161449538
f*ck yea

>>161449538
pwease stweam

>>161449561
ok ty

>>161449571
>>161449616
sorey girls my hands are tied

>>161449664
gaygay if you dont stream ufo defense rn im gonna set ur daki on fire

>>161449309
talon pls

Now that Trihex is sponsored is the Romhack Stigma finally over?

>>161452373
stigmas only exist on srg

outside srg, these stigmas exist exclusively as privileges

the god gamer privilege, the romhack privilege, the high viewer/sub privilege, it all literally has 0 impact on anything because srg doesnt do shit and doesnt matter for shit

dssDaHayl

HornedAnime

wix1 wix2

wix3 wix4

Super Mario 64
Truly Skilled: puncayshun
Pathetic Grindmonkey: cheese05

Super Mario 64
Grind Monkey that doesn't run anymore: puncayshun
Grind Monkey that is running right now: cheese05

[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]

The Grind Monkey Stigma

cheese fucking banned me for saying hi in his chat when he choked the throws what a homo

The Bird Laugh Stigma

>>161459964
kirbymastah is literally shaking years after he got exposed as being an autistic speedrunner.

No any recent speedrun drama nowadays?

>>161459964
>i wonder why i hate apollo legend so much and irrelevant stream monsters?
Probably because, like most other popular speedrunners, you use the existence of GDQs as a farce to disguise the fact that on the inside, you're all inherently petty, hateful, and greedy spergos

pretty much all the comments bashing apollo on his video all used weirdly similar terminology, specifically the bit where they claim he announced himself as the "voice of speedrunnning," which has literally never happened, so that shows some pretty awfully cliquey behavior

granted apollo's responses to hate is even more hate, which is wrong too, so taking a side is retarded in of itself

as for the bit about stream monsters, well, being a somewhat relevant stream monster isn't much better than being an irrelevant stream monster; you don't get to complain about them either way when you're modded in literally everyone's chat and frequently take it upon yourself to spam relentlessly just because you have the ability to do so, that's attention-seeking behavior right there

and speaking of attention-seeking behavior, i'm not really addressing to anyone in particular right now, i just need to vent about this apollo shit that's gotten me all tarred and feathered because everyone's just so stupid over it; i can, pretty safely, just pour out bullshit into this thread because it's more or less the general equivalent of andy kaufman with polio, so if anyone here finds themselves caring, they're going make sure to do so "ironically"

>>161462220
https://streambiger.wordpress.com/2016/11/29/only-hate-people-with-less-influence-than-you/

>>161462220
some beta guy who was making anti gdq videos got bullied into stop making videos by another guy who cries about his hands hurting and whines about other successful members of the community.

>werster buys an ntsc pokemon stadium cart
>gets world record
confirms for the best speedrunner ever.

>>161467247
how is he the best speedrunner if he can't get the best time on a slower cart

>>161468259
it's like half an hour slower

>>161443129
>Based
>First gf left him
>Literally 5'3" manlet
>Second gf cheated on him with two different guys
>Shit talks everyone but too scared to directly confront anyone
>Based

>>161471791
i wonder who could be behind this post...

>The first 1:16 in SMS
>A good time is a mid 1:14

>>161472345
Same for SM64 and YI.
For some reason PBs aren't even close to possible sum of best. Like minutes off what the heck yo, just do your best lol??

>>161472557
Except Diddeh has a 1:12 SOB and is actually going for a 1:14.

On an unrelated note, Elonija is challenging The Stigma, currently running Mega Man 2 Zipless.

[muffled anime in the distance]

>>161473820
xD!

i love my girlfriend

*plugs in hori*

I didn't choose the speedlife, the speedlife chose me

12 Hour+ Stream? :) The TRUE road to tweneunnyfitty heeeee!250wew

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What was this guys deal? Why was he such a butthurt faggot?

>>161426986
whoever made that pastebin is a huge nigger faggot
and probably also poor
like how much could apollo have made from that, $5-10?

>>161476410
>a huge nigger faggot
you have to go back

to reddit

>mfw there are people who think cheese is the greatest RTA speedrunner
loving every laugh

Blubbler is the greatest emucheater of all time.

>>161476864
>t. MHC

>>161454281
Except cheese has contributed considerably more to SM64 than Puncay has.

- He does strats that zero other 120 star runners do like the Toxic Maze blj and the GWK lakitu bounce.

- He's the only 70 star wr contender to actually utilize the most optimal and riskiest 70 star route with CCM 17, double pless, and THI reds. Even xiah still does CCM 18.

- He's contributed more than puncayshun to optimizing general movement. His HMC 100 and SSL 100 were game changers back in the 1:42 days.

>>161472557
>Same for SM64 and YI.
>For some reason PBs aren't even close to possible sum of best.
It's because these games have more depth and are significantly harder to optimize than the shitty meme games you guys run.

>>161479167
Word. Puncay has contributed literally nothing to the game, while all the other top runners have added something.

Grind Monkey: callumbal
Truly Skilled: ellonija
Game: Mega Man 2 Zipless

Grind Monkey: MarxistxMonkey
Truly Skilled: Marxissa
Game: Spreading Cultural Marxism

Grind Monkey: /srg/
Truly Skilled: r/speedrun

Grind Monkey: marxissa
Truly Skilled: trannykeys
Game: Cultural marxist subversion of real American values

>>161427892
Because they realistically only care about the achievements of big streamers rather than the advancements in speedrunning itself. They've even tweeted out Clint Stevens before (https://twitter.com/Twitch/status/639015912604090368), even though he never accomplished anything groundbreaking in Ocarina of Time or speedrunning in general.

They could give less of a fuck that a game is pushed to its limits more than it was before. They care about big streamers, because big streamers make them money.

>>161483941
Then why didn't they retweet Sabooms 120% record even though he's a bigger streamer than any of the current OOT any% runners?

https://twitter.com/cleartonic/status/804013498758004736

>>161484698
because Saboom didn't go to twitch con and didn't network with the important people.

>>161484859
but he makes them money

see how your analogy breaks down?

more like baboon

>>161484825
Get over it, Squid.

>>161484859
>because Saboom didn't go to twitch con
And Torje did?

>>161485246
Torje never got tweeted out by Twitch. Only Cosmo, ZFG, Joden and Clint.

>>161486047
ZFG, Clint and Joden went to twitchcon?

Cosmo went to twitchcon?

>>161479167
>meme category grind monkey
>contributing to the game
reminder any% in sm64 is 6 minutes

>>161485015
He's a loser who can't face facts.

>>161485015
>>161487532
cfb exposed as the shitter

Hi, my name is Kazooiegirl. Does anyone want to fuck me and cum in my mouth?

Is it really reasonable to call the result of mindless grinding a "world record"? It's not the result of clever and planned application of strategies attained through meticulous examination of the game, its code and its mechanics, but rather an anomaly in a series of redundant repetition, a mere fluke rather than an achievement.

>>161489869
It isn't really a fluke when the runner contioniusly beats his own time.

>>161489602
me desu

>>161490197
it's a fluke because they beat their time accidentally and only because of repetitions, not as a conscious act of skill

>>161490762
each run a player does falls inside the bell curve of that players' skill level. getting a sick PB typically means you get an outlier run that is way faster than your average time. improving your skill shifts the bell curve over

>>161490915
This. Only good runners get good times. End this meme.

>>161490915
true and the best and official measure of a player's worth is calculating his Speed-IQ

**OFFICIAL SPEED-IQ CALCULATION INSTRUCTIONS**

1. Convert all times on the leaderboard into seconds.
2. Sum them up and divide through the number of entries. That will give you the average time.
3. For each time on the leaderboard calculate the difference to the average time and square it.
4. Sum up the numbers you calculated in the previous step, multiply it by 1/([number of times]-1) and take the square root. This is the standard deviation.
5. Take the average time, substract your own time, divide the result by the standard deviation, multiply by 15 and add 100. This is your Speed-I.Q. or SIQ.

Examples:
Becored has an SIQ of 108 in Gimmick Best Ending.
Cheese has an SIQ of 110 in SM64 120 Stars.
Squid has an SIQ of 121 in Ape Escape 2.
These numbers are 11 months old.

>>161491549
*submits 100 five hour times on fake accounts to make my SIQ way higher*

>>161491691
Will you automate it or will you grind the submission process for 16 hours?

>>161491549
squid is an underrated god gamer

>>161493731
he won't be a true God Gamer until he's dealt with The Stigma

shut the fuck up

>>161493731
You've seen his godlike sm64 skills right?

reminder to support your local speedbois

my only local speedboi is flare

A dick in the butt of EVERY tranny freak

una BALA en la CABEZA de CADA asqueroso ENGENDRO trani

>>161495236
finally, a tweet i can word. here it goes...

word

>>161494534
when he plays it serious come back to me lol

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medi medi medi medi medi medi medi medi medi medi medi medi medi medi medi medi medi medi medi medi medi

WE are in dire need of new serg memes

>>161498406
Who is we?

>>161498554

us

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>>161498270

>instant hand pain after losing wr
https://twitter.com/callumbal/status/804067491723014144

>>161498554
the royal we

>>161500379
you cant make this up

>>161500379
>>161503571
https://twitter.com/callumbal/status/804022996969127937

BounceyBoyy nutt hugss Mikee Uyamaa

Based jerry. Our boi magnus going in.

>>161507175
magnus is not my boy after these enormous chokes

I only choked two runs today, but I'm hoping to choke at least three tomorrow!

>>161508336
The God Gamer Stigma

shut up

Is this the rebirth of the not quoting the person you're replying to meme?

yeah

>>161508959
>>161509005
no

>>161508404
choke on THIS
*unzips dick*

>>161508336
>>161508589
The better meme is to quote the wrong ppl!

[muffled memes in the distance]

do any of us actually stream or do we just shitpost

>>161509863
just shitpost desu senpai

https://twitter.com/Iateyourp1e/status/804020133459066884

hot speedrunning news from our boi pie with bonus tweets from cosmeme!

>>161441952
But tomatoes contain a lot of vitamin C

Better meme this *unzips rook to d2*

>>161510279
cooking food takes most of the ascorbic acid out

>>161510197
speedrunners are idiots tbqh

boo hoo i have to not be an autist if i want to rake in twitchbux wahhhh

>>161510197
I really wish this goof would fuck off.

Karjakin? More like KEKarjakin after Magnus laid the smackdown on his ass

who is
asking for a friend

>>161510197
does this mean Iateyourpie's 4th attempt at Showcase Races will take place on youtube now?

Billy Hatcher Speedruns - speedrun.tv/liquidxsquid

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http://pastebin.com/Zidbc99t

>Speedrunners have the right to order content creators what to do, or shut them down on a whim.

Apollo Legend, don't bow down to these tyrants. If I've ever seen a textbook 'fair-use' case, yours is it. Counter-sue BounceyBoyy. You will win.

Fair-use content is transformative. What does IAteYourPie transform? He just rips video game footage and uploads it. What does Pie edit? What does Pie criticize? What does Pie report?

It's time for Pie's BEARD CREAMPIE.

>>161514118
>counter-sue
nigga dey sendin claims on youtube n shiet not takin each otha ta cort

>>161513823
From what I've heard, it constitutes legal action.

>>161514979
I'm just trying to play Billy man, let's talk about this

>>161514118
going to have to semi word this. Apollo dont be a bitch and bend over to these people. they are just mad that you are making money off them. look what happened when you said you would stop. now they want to make money off everyone else. a bunch of hypocrites. fuck these people.

btw i gave you an assload of info on gdqs a while ago. you better make that video exposing them.

>>161515330
squid, i hope u get hit by a car

>>161515550
Same

>>161515550
Is this the medievil stigma?

our H*CKIN boy duggy goin in rite now over here
https://twitter.com/Jigwally/status/804102715718569984

>>161514118
>>161515535
Apollo Legend is a poser who mistakenly believes that he represents the speedrunning community in any way. He's a parasite who makes cancerous click-bait videos which aren't worth the bandwidth they're viewed on. I'm glad he fucked off like the drama queen he is.

Defending Apollo Legend is like defending Trihex for being a fake-ass nigga.

>>161515850
Pie IS NOT our "boyy"

>>161517256
t. bounceyboy after he was included in apollo's videos

>>161517256
Apollo
>parasite who makes cancerous click-bait videos

Iateyourpie
>parasite who makes cancerous click-bait streams, routinely tries to sell the community out but fails.

so why is it ok to shun Apollo and run him out of the community but not bully Iateyourpie who is much more of a cancer on this hobby than Apollo?

>>161517657
>Iateyourpie
>parasite who makes cancerous click-bait streams, routinely tries to sell the community out but fails.

Except he succeeded this time.

guys, pie isnt that bad. he reads the thread, hangs out with us and is willing to be friends with anyone. cut him some slack and make a pack.

Will you guys please stop talking about me all the time? I'm just trying to do my runescape and risk in peace. I don't bother anybody.

>>161518034
>>161514979
>quoting the post above the person you are actually replying to
Is this the beginning of an epic, new meme?

>>161518367
No

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what game would Terry A Davis speedrun?

>>161517851
Both should be kicked out, but Apollo is an easier target.

https://twitter.com/Bounceyboyy/status/804141483804790784

anyone getting their controller signed by a 4th place player?

apollo was right

>>161521614
the white controllers are the same as the smash ones though.......

>>161517730
they're both idiots, who cares

>>161517851
Did I say anything about Caleb Bloomer, you moron?

>>161521614
>"former GOAT"
>offering to sign shit
>his twitter banner is a pic of him, fist-raised, surrounded be people

wow what a champion

Do you think anyone will ever be able to take the wr for most wrs from our boy Cyberdemon531?

>>161522553
>boy

>>161514118
You know what we need?
How about races hosted by a sponsor (Like Machinima, they love video games!) where speedrunners can compete for cash prizes! I think everyone will be excited by the chance to win money for what they usually do!

Imagine being so dedicated to shitposting you send cosmo a nude photo proposal.

>>161523256
Please delete this.

>>161524085
really makes you think

Will i_o_l ever stop getting BTFO?

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Is ClintStevens /ourguy/?

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>>161526843
sort of

it's almost midnight, congratulations to all of you who managed to get a daily world record!

Diddeh on the fucking run rn, and he's not using mic!

>>161527981
Thank the lord for this glorious moment.

GET IN HERE http://speedrun.tv/nindiddeh

1:14 PACE

>>161528213
choked

Nindiddeh can 1:15 with two deaths when other Sunshine runners can't even 1:15. Really makes you think...

http://pastebin.com/ftHrj1yB

please send an encouraging word to our boi plum on twitter to help him through this trying time

New IL. Only the section before the boss is worth watching. Setting up the cannon shots this fast is very difficult https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19kSMJ_v55k

>>161526923
when the moon hits your eye like a big apple <3

>>161529537
i need money and a job too why aren't people sending me encouraging words?

>>161530357
you aren't speedfamous

hey guys

>>161530676
what's poppin brother?

>>161530708
trying to figure out who to watch......

wow I'm REALLY gonna kill myself!

>>161530992
narci stream

>>161489473
Hey man neither one of those quoted posts were me, in fact I haven't posted in here in like a month!! (Except for right now actually)

reminder that pie is now and always has been our boi

>Cfb announces he is back in the thread: >>161533071

Then this: >>161534608

You literally cannot make this up

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>>161534813

The pie post wasn't me dude look

Who is our special little friend?

>>161535564
me!

his head is utterly devoid of hair

more like bounceybald

the snow is back on speedrun.tv - enjoy!

>>161539352
who gives a shit about your irrelevant website. jfc

>>161539421
I said enjoy not complain!

>>161539593
just fuck off

>>161539636
unbelievable. you are a rude person!

>>161539720
out out out

>>161539352
thanks I missed it

>>161539929
this is not how it works. you have to enjoy the snow

it's Christmas, man

>>161539968
i didn't think jews celebrated Christmas. is there nothing your people wont steal?

ok who do I contact to get in on this community speedrun youtube scheme. I want to start early so I can make the most money off others.

>>161541029
It's never gonna happen. If you wanna make money from it, you gotta start and lead the whole project yourself.

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>>161543701
>>161543701
>I'm not saying
>but i'm defiantly NOT saying that either

>>161540134
Christmas was culturally appropriated from white pagans.

>>161530992
>>161531350
Yeah narci please stream, I really miss having you creepily staring into the camera/bitching about your emotions

I wanna NUT in slayer's tight twink bp

>>161546332
shut the fuck up headcrap

it's a chinese cheater episode again

>>161548587
The Japanese Stigma

cfb acts above it all when his head lacks hair. anyone could utter those words and send him to the ground in an instant.

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https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/804299334531489793

Is Narcissa talking about suicide?

>>161552398
i fucking hope so

Anyone else find it funny how BounceyBald is incapable of getting WR now Diddeh is pushing the time down?

It's weird, Bounceyboy's sunshine WR was what originally got me interested in speedrunning in the first place, but the more I hang around the more I hate him and also the more I hate speedrunning.

>>161526923
He doesn't really look like ER but you get the same kind of vibe.

>>161553591
>the more I hate speedrunning.
so fuck off then. why are you still here?

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>"""""she's""""" back!!!!!

>>161553932
Why are tranny freaks always doing pathetic things for attention

>>161552398
he just vaped too much and is rambling about the NWC

Why was Cosmo failing so much at the NWC? He wasn't even dying on hard sections, he literally couldn't do basic wall jumps.

>>161556850
Cosmo's just terrible at video games. Compare old Cosmo runs to new Clint runs. Cosmo was sloppy af

Semi-regular reminder that Toufool emptied a full load of semen into Adrian's mouth.

>>161557503
It's almost like movement and strats are better now than they were in 2013.

Like in almost every speedgame.

>>161556850
he probably never played NSMB before and thought the waljump physics worked like SM64

>>161558285
forced meme

>>161559451
what did he mean by this?

>>161559732
did you just assume my gender

>>161559985
what did xe* mean by this?

>>161557891
That's a bullshit excuse. Anyone can figure out how it works in NSMB, it's literally a game for children.

>>161561275
>Anyone can figure out how it works in NSMB, it's literally a game for children.
Yeah, but stage fright and performance anxiety that probably played into it as well. Some people lose all sense of intuition when put on the spot, especially when in the public eye. This is a very common phenomenon.

You should work on your sense of empathy. Treating everyone with an immediate knee-jerk assessment is way more retarded than not being able to figure out a video game mechanic in the first 5 minutes of playing a game.

Trannies and Marxists don't deserve empathy. They deserve death.

>>161418936
He's trying to say
>use your autism to copy the inputs
And disregard the knowledge of the game.

>>161564090
except croni

>>161564862
especially croni. in fact, only croni.

>>161564090
especially trannykeys

cool bean recently went on another frantic defend GDQs at all costs spree.

c'mon Apollo, just make the video with all the evidence posted from /srg/ and put these people in their place. don't let a handful of autistic children bully you. people need to see the truth. this is your chance to save speedrunning.

the only people more irrelevant than frogburt are these fucking stream monsters defending frogburt. please just learn to let things die.

>>161565163
can i get a fat repost on this evidence

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/pol/ is confirmed speedrelated

>>161565282
some anon posted like 10+ posts with picture evidence of how GDQs fucked people over and how they scam. it's in the archive somewhere.

>>161565163
>>161565282
>>161565728
We need to create one infographic with ALL the evidence.

death to ALL grind monkeys

How do I stop being so shit at video games
I finally took my meds which helped a little bit

>>161564692
Nah, he's trying to be epic more like.

>>161566147
- Guy who doesn't know anything about the people he shit posts about or what they've contributed and also the guy who doesn't understand what speedrunning even is

Stop being epic kid

Dont miss out on the Pre-Nasa event later today

>>161565698
>following Jared Whinin

>>161566915
hrt and anxiety meds?

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Any good female speedrunners?

>>161566915
>(((meds)))
retard

>>161568252
I, God Gamer Callumbal, approve of this

I, Skeleton Cuck Slayer MediEvil approve of this post (The post you are reading)

>>161568252
why they always balding
cant take feet seriously like this

>>161446603
dexter's laser lab

>>161446603
zelda

>>161446603
kids next door ice creamed

>>161446603
every kind of jrpg and jrpg-related game

YOU CAN'T SPEEDRUN PC GAMES

WORD

disgusting, mental tranny men who will always smell like men and have the man build. bulky, musky men

https://oddshot.tv/shot/Uzo4DX5s4DVCYo_hqzOzBaXu
gravquake

https://twitter.com/bounceyboyy/status/798739757836763136

>>161573232
>grav the mindless monkey chimping out over his grind monkey game that he hasnt pbd in for 2 years, what else is new? certainly not his approach to mistakes. eek eek

>>161573232
>16692 attempts
holy fuck how inefficient is he

>nobody good will ever stream again
:(