Dota 2 General - /d2g/

who is that cute girl on the right

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nth for ppd

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At least we're not as dead as cs:go editon

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

dude didn't you get the memo that was supposed to be the last d2g thread

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>>161363408

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2k trashcan here, how do I get good?

>>161363469
I feel like the slow death of lol is going to create a shit cycle where everygame gets popular by streamers, the the lolbabs come in, shit it up, and leave for the next game, as in overwatch. Its like a shitter lower skill ceiling of tf2 but for some reason those shitters love muh lol skills in fps.

>>161360352
have you tried exercising?

>>161363554
first dont cherrypick the only game you did semi well in

FIRST BLOOD

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>>161364226
>implying i dont do well every game

>>161364448
you can't do well if you're a 2.3k player

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>>161363497
why is she so much cuter than her sister bros?

>>161363794
god bar the tide of casual fucks that's about to ram our games

DEAD

>>161365423
They aren't coming to dota?
also if you unironically enjoy overwatch """esports""" you need to go to a doctor

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1/4

any gay dota players want to play?

my ass is clean as a whistle rn

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>>161365626
2/4

>tfw I found a good counter to Morphling and possibly slark

>>161365626
>>161365729
STOP THIS

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>the d in d2g stands for dead

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>>161365729
3/4

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I don't understand what you're supposed to do with this hero. Do you split push? Or use wolves to farm items and turn yourself into a right clicker?

>>161365918
run down mid and feed couriers

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>>161365846
4/4

>>161365918
get deso necrobook and take an entire lane of rax before anyone can tp tp

>>161365918
>Get a rabies shot at the sekrit shop

Also
>farming damage items instead of survivability items

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>No blini hero

dotards?

>>161365918
you farm an echosaber or deso then use your ult to get a pick off

theres like two heroes in the game who can live through that

>Dota is attempting to download a 0 byte update
>All of Reddit and Dotabuff's fixes don't work
thx vlve

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>Just found out I fucked up the outcome of a quest 25 hours ago in Deus Ex

If it weren't for the 5-10 minute long loading screens I'd consider a second playthrough or just restarting my current one. At least these games aren't like real RPGs and don't have you import a save with all its consequences so whatever happened won't be canon in the next game.

>>161366836
>playing the other deus exes

anybody play battlerite?

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>>161366923
I don't think Eidos is doing a bad job with the series despite the Jew tier pricing, but that's what piracy is for either way.

>>161366937
me but i still don't understand whats about

imma try out paladins

>>161366794
Wow I gotta fucking uninstall dota 2 and reinstall it and even that might not work.

I guess I'm done playing dota 2.

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>>161367151
>I don't think Eidos is doing a bad job with the series
are you serious? Anyone who played the original should despite and resent what eidos is doing

>>161366836
>>161367151
did you confuse /d2g/ for facebook or something?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POZjyeV81Gw

who excited to see more Fnatic drama and rtz butt?

>>161367367
The tone and gameplay are far from perfect in comparison to the older games but the only studio I think who could handle it decently in these modern times are Irrational Studios.

>>161367526
>more zai
thanks for the reminder

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>>161367526
oh god it's back

>>161367595
No let me put it this way

theres NOTHING good in the modern deus ex game not a single good thing

It even got a parody mocking and its pretty funny and accurate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoFe8hRy42o

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14 SLEEPS REMAINING

14 SLEEPS REMAINING

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>>161367957
desu it's gonna be a huge disappointment like all the other "huge" patches valve adds

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>>161367957
>coming this fall
>it's winter

>>161367957
i am ready for the massive disappointment, monkey king will be a huge flop

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I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Luna. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Luna pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Valve create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

>>161368191
Ohh fuck you

>try to play paladins
>literally had to reinstall twice and do a voodoo dance to get the launcher to even update and play the game
what a shit fucking company

>>161368191
new filter

>>161367925
Human Revolution's brand of yellow post-processing was pretty gross I'll agree, and the DLC whoring they do is also pretty bad but the gameplay in Mankind Divided was a pretty good step up, same with the art direction and overall writing. Just not enough to warrant a $60 price tag.

>>161368096
>>161368175
Is it time for Runes and Masteries? Calling it right now

>>161368401
BIG changes ;)

>>161368401
nah it wont be like that. it will just be another shit hero that basically no one plays like underlord

5 decides what anime i watch

>>161368527
dirt by alice in chains

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You're in lane trying to farm creeps when you see this guy's hero walk up and slap your support's ass. What do you do?

>>161368493
I'm saying, they'll try to make this """game""" more familiar for lolfugees and try to catch as many as possible, it's what they've been doing lately

>>161368527
kill yourself

>>161368581
why? dota is already massively more popular than league in its player base and continually growing

>>161368493
if the hero has a good skillset and looks cool then people will play it
underlord is a malformed mess in every category, regardless how good he actually is, he's a chore to play

monkey king looks cool so kids and peruvians will cling to it and his skillset will more than likely be broken as fuck on release

>>161368385
um nono

its trash no redeemable qualities and its outright insulting to anyone who liked the original

everything is at its core trash and on purpose

nothing good

0

if you can't tell the different you will not make it

there should be a tutorial that says in big spanish words "dont FUCKING push the creep wave past the tower you goddamn mongoloid

>>161368687
league has a two billion playerbase

>>161368695
peruvians are attracted to win rates (and pudge for some reason but then again who isnt)

>>161368807
riot has said themselves that that includes non unique players/IPs. google it

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>>161368807
>two billion playerbase

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>tfw holding out hope that the patch will be good but secretly know it's going to be the same decent into garbage as all the last patches
i'll probably play for like 2 weeks before giving up and just watching esports again

>>161368796

fuck you ima auto attack this ranged creep and give farm for the offlaner

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>>161369036
I've already lost hope
and have a shit ton of exams

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>>161368923
>>161368996

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>>161369262
>0-15

>>161369110
ptmr

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>>161369262
Nice one!

>>161368796
pushing creep wave -> damaging enemy tower -> tower kill & bonus gold, also free and safe access to the side shop
it's like you've never played dota before, noob.

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>>161368702
The plot components and characters that are shared between both the original Deus Ex and the modern ones are literally the same, characters like Page, DeBeers, Everett aren't any different apart from minor changes to appearance because they're 20 years younger and the organizations are the same as they ever were.

I get the feeling I'm talking to some thirdie who has a case of sour grapes because his PC can't run it, though the games themselves are pretty unoptimized but unoptimized games are practically an industry standard these days.

>>161369437
I get the feeling someone doesn't understand when someone else is just speaking plainly no irony

>>161369592
Shibbolethed him on the spot.

>>161368702

>it's not good! it's not good!
>it's just trash
>nothing good

I don't suppose you're going to offer any real reasons or criticism besides fanwanking over how great the older games are?

>>161369750
dudester don't you get it it's not good

what more can i say dudester

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>old games were better

>>161369828
Why didn't Fear raise his son better?

>>161369404
I'll kill the tower when the offlaner fucks off from the lane, I want to deny him experience and gold so can you go pull you fucking thirdie shitskin

https://youtu.be/L8SQ1PVaUIk

r8 pls

i feel like i should have built some strength items instead of just pure damage, i kept getting shit on late game

>>161369750
>is supposed to be smart
>can't count to 2

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Guys, I now realize that I actually love you all, thank you for being with me

>>161369896
whoops sry, didn't know i was talking to a pro lan winner tournament. carry on, good sir! :)

>>161370040
:)

>>161369972
you know that you don't learn to count by reading some book

right?

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>>161369947
>All those videos with no views

Your build is actually fucking retarded but not for the reasons you thought. You have no blink and no BKB and you're just trying to face rush them after throwing a stun. I mean what did you think would happen.

>>161370164

pls dont bully my channel, i just like uploading ;w;

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i know the edit is shit but i had fun making it

>>161370164
>he actually clicked on anything that is posted here

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>>161370301

alert

arteezy is live

end alert

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>>161370361
why does she have cum on her face?

OUR BOY IS LIVE

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zai is streaming
>>161370513
because she's lewd

When is true sight episode poo coming out? It's been like 6 months since the last one.

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/our/teezy

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>>161370634
can I request Zai_666?

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>>161370729
sure!

>>161369947
WOULD BE MORE INTERESTING IF YOU ADDED SOME COMMENTARY RATHER THAN JUST WEEB MUSIC

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>>161370772
spooky

>boots of speed + blink dagger + 1350g recipe. total 4000g
>+60 move speed
>can blink with identical properties to blink dagger (1200 range, 12 cooldown, 3 second damage cooldown)

r8/h8/evalu8

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>>161370870
i'd like to put 666 as something else but i only have one spooky picture of zai
>pic related

>>161370912
Would probably never use.

>>161370813

but im too shit to provide any insightful commentary

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miss me yet Mushi?
kicking me for nigger lips was sure a success huh?

>>161371092
Plz learn to use your items without clicking on them, its disgusting
Also try to play a little more aggressive, or generate highlights or some shit from your play if you want to develop the channel.

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>page 6
Not even A-GOD can save this ded game

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do we have pro players who has kids?

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>been a techies fag forever
>floating 3700 mmr
>might fuck around on Brood
Nothing is better than playing an offlaner that tilts the enemy carry. Nothing, lads.

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yo guys i need a time machine so I can un-fuck my shit

any tips on how i can get/build one??

certainly by not watch youtube videos

>>161372107
>play brood a ton
>love using desert terrain

it's suffering

>>161369947a
I'm just 3k MMR but whatever I'll point out obvious mistakes.

You start off with TP and Wand that's fucking retarded especially on a Sven.

>why
Besides being the wrong items they're poor choice against the enemy team with a decent amount of disables and a lack of spammy abilities to supplement Wand, 4 stats is nothing when branches would give the same for 200 gold or a Circlet. Also no quelling blade. Especially that early wand and TP are just sitting in your inventory.

Phase isn't typically used on Sven because War Cry gives move speed, treads would've gived you much needed health, damage and attack speed. Though with Aghs I supposed it's acceptable. At 8 minutes you farm the middle of their T1 and T2 with your entire team low and the enemies respawned and die for it. More judgement would be better. Also you don't use your regen enough, you should always use tangos to top off even that 100 health or even in the middle of a fight. You still have 3 of them by 10 minutes.

You should farm more if you're Sven, you have Cleave but only 55cs at 19 minutes. You want 50 every 10 minutes at LEAST as a farmed core. 20 minutes you have a tango for some reason. I'm not even sure if you used Armlet or Mask.

>>161372191
Mask of madness
Butterfly
Refresher orb
MKB
Travels
Mjollnir
Consumed moonshard

k im retarded i thought you couldnt buy the rare items from the treasures and i spent like 70+ dollars to get the undying set and its on the market for 17

feel better about yourselves that you arent me

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>>161371404
i fixed him

>>161372464
i'm not playing drow
i'm trying to fix myself

>>161372724
Fuck man. We've all had that moment where we buy a treasure hoping for a certain set and don't even check the market value.
Even when it's more ''common'' sets. Every fucking time I do this.
Don't feel too bad. I'm that techies poster who spent $30 on the arcana and then $30 on a prismatic gem (dungeon doom) to make it cooler.

>>161372464
>2 uams
nice meme shitter

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>>161367526
I'll only watch it if there's more shirtless Artour.

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>>161373057
while you wait

>>161373041
you know mjolnir only overwrites mom when it procs, right

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>>161373183
My collection grows. Thanks friend.

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how do i find a cute boy to support me in lane so i can carry him later

>>161373276
>tfw no shirtless zai

who's more complex Meepo or Lost Viking from HotS?

>>161373331
Maybe it'll happen in a future episode of True Sight.

>>161373558
skeletonking from WoW

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>>161373562
won't happen, he is an ex fatty so he's probably self concious about his body

Would Clinkz be viable if he got an Aghs that made Death Pact last 50 seconds?
He's got middling damage and pathetic health without his ult, but 35 seconds is just so hard to make use of. He literally can't manfight, he either has to be snowballing or have his ult, even just to kill supports.

>>161373881
35 seconds is enough to go and take a tower or go invis and look for a kill with max movespeed just stop

>>161373881
Why not just get a Satanic by 35 minutes?

I just happen to play both dota and HotS, and Meepo is such a shit terrible character and TLV such a good one it bugs me when people try to draw parallels from their superficial similarities. Honestly, TLV is everything Meepo should've been, and even when a lot of us complained, they never reworked him. So, while Meepo never gets played, TLV remains one of the highest win percentage heroes in HotS.

>>161373915
Not if the enemy team is clumping or if you're trying to siege.
Yeah Clinkz is great at split pushing it killing idiots, but what about games where people respect pickoff potential or when you actually have to close the game out.
Best you can do is grab a lane creep which is a massive waste of potential unless someone is Mega'd, and your buff will still run out halfway into a fight if it drags on at all.

It's extremely obtuse to use and relies on bad plays or senseless feeding by the other team to actually be effective.

>>161374063
Meepo is like a shittier version of the Vikings. Like, if you sucked all the fun and complexity out of the Vikings, you get Meepo.

Hence why no one plays Geomancer.

>>161373978
Because then you have no attack speed once your strafe runs out.
and no real damage either, since Satanic is only an extra 20 damage and Clinkz has poor base damage, so you'd only be hitting about as hard as anyone else with a damage item by that time, and it's be more effective as less risky to get a Deso and three shot someone versus manfighting with 1200hp and hoping you don't get stunned when you try to Satanic.

>>161373558
II wouldn't argue that Meepo is as complex as the Vikings, but the fact that they did such a pisspoor job making him definitely makes him harder.

While the Vikings can be used to strategically sacrifice one, knowing you can either instantly resurrect him or just wait out his timer and then each Viking has their own abilities and attacks, Meepo just has a bunch of untalented clones that if one dies, everything dies.

I almost wouldn't even compare the heroes. TLV is one of the best and most complicated /rewarding heroes any MOBA has ever had. Meepo is an unthought out abortion that was poorly designed and no one likes.

>>161374304
lol

>>161373881
does clinkz aghs let him eat ancients?

when i played hots it felt impossible to swing the exp back into your favor after the enemy team got 2 or 3 levels on you due to lack of heavy jungling

>these two pathetic posters trying to get people to play hots

rofl

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>So dead we're only alive when being raided

>>161374468
Is this pasta

>>161374591
I blame Americans for going to sleep because they're not NEETs and I blame Euros for not playing Dota anymore because they couldn't get top 5 at TI6.

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wow you guys convinced me time to try hots where do I sign up

>>161374560
Nah that'd be OP
But what if he got the passives of consumed creeps

>>161374710
>that'd be OP
>4200 gold for meh stats and +15 duration on ult
bruh you gotta show some more love here
dont make him a copy of doom that shits boring

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>>161374686
try CSGO instead they fucking added glove cosmetics

MY SIDES

>>161374785
Me first row second column

>>161374761
If he could consume ancients he would gain 1700hp and 150 damage.

>>161374854
make clinkz great again

>>161374849
me on the bottom :3

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Is Sniper getting buffed or nerfed next patch?

90% of dotards get this question wrong

>dagon clinkz

>>161374785
The spider weeb looks pretty good

>>161375072
Minor buff and maybe a slight rework of one of his passives.

>>161375072
Unchanged or buffed but dragon lance/pike is getting dumpstered

>>161375104
Headshot nerfed but now always procs in shrapnel

>>161375072
buffed

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>>161375072
rework to be an actual sniper

>>161375072
Dota IMBA Aghs upgrade

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>no Siege Engine hero

Q - Load High Explosive
>Siege Engine switches his ammunition to High Explosive, his attacks will have splash damage in a 100/150/200/250 AoE and deal an additional 10/15/25/50 damage. Decreases BAT and attack range by 150.

W - Tank Armour
>Siege Engine is immediately refitted with additional layers of spaced armor, steel plates and materiel. Reducing movement speed by 60/50/40/30 movement speed while granting him 40 additional armor and 7% health regen per second for 3/5/7/10 seconds. Can be cancelled by activating again.

E - Smoke Mortar
>76mm Smoke Mortars are fired to create a 400 AoE radius zone where units lose vision and gain a 25% miss rate. Units can see other units in the zone or units attacking them. Grants 1/2/3/4 charges and deals 75/100/125/150 damage. Replenish every 40 seconds.

R - Fire Control System
>A target point ability, stats based on Siege Engine's basic attack. Global range, destroys trees on impact - is blocked by terrain. Deals increased damage to buildings. Grants 23 charges per level. Is never replenished.
>2 second cool down

>>161367526
When is this out?
Will there be another Arteezy stream?

>>161371404
didn't he bail when they wouldn't kick mushi or something

>>161375072
buffed ult, thats it

>>161375513
>23 charges per level

Ender, the Land Master

Heavenly Palm, Active Q -
>Ender strikes the earth, raising a pillar of terrain by 1 level within a 425 AoE for 3/4/5/6 seconds and deals 100/150/200/250 damage. The terrain applies all elevation differences such as vision, high-ground evasion and fog of war. The pillar can connect to similar level terrain. Destroys trees.

Battleground, Passive W -
Ender gains bonuses depending on the elevation of his terrain.
>In the River he gains increased movespeed by 4%/6%/8%/12%
>On the first level after he gains increased attack damage of 10/20/30/60
>On the second level he gains increased vision of 400/600/800/1000
>On the third level he gains increased armor of 10 at all levels and 12% increased magic resist.

Land Walker, Active E -
>For 8 seconds Ender strides across the land causing the earth to shake in a 250 AoE around him dealing 75/100/125/150 damage every 125 units he crosses

Hammer, Active R -
>The Land Master proves his name and strikes the ground with his godly hammer, leveling all terrain within a 500/1000/1500 AoE for 16 seconds while also dealing 150/225/300 damage. All effects of Battleground become active on this new land.

Aghanim's Scepter Upgrade -
>Hammer is now a global ground targeted ability.

>>161375672
69 charges a game, not fair enough?

Is us west any better than us east

>>161375789
yes

President Trump
R- The Wall
Teleports all enemy heroes (global) into their fountain and erects an impassable, indestructible wall in front of it
Scepter: no abilities can be used to get out, including items

y/n

>>161376313
what if trump is roshan

and what if he closes off the rosh pit so the only way to get in is blinking but if you do that you get taxed 30% of your current gold

what if there was a champ that temporarily became Roshan with their ulti?

what if chen could control roshan

next patch rosh pit will be moved ot the center of the map with 2 entrances and the jungle will extend all the way across the river on one side and midlane will be on the other side

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>>161376791
then it'd be the beta all over again

what if the map was twice as large and had 6 lanes

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>>161376891
>again

remember that one time you could stack roshan?

what if terrorblade could sunder ancients

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what if rupture stunned like mana leak?

what if there was a mana void but for HP?

what if you could doom roshan?

>it's a /d2g/ asks stupid what if questions episode again

what if there was a reaper's scythe but for mana

what if you could midas roshan?

what if there a was a heart of tarrasque but for intelligence?

what if lifestealer could infest enemy heroes?

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WHAT IF LIFESTEALER COULD ULT ROSHAN

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looking for someone to support.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198305057011

what if lc could duel creeps?

what if you could midas zeus?

what if Roshan could sunder lifestealer?

what if slark could pounce creeps?

what if rubick could steal passives

>>161376846
I kind of want roshan to be in the middle of the river and it goes around both sides of him.

what if rubick could steal 2 spells?

what if aghanim's gave ta a permanent refraction charge?

what if aghs game peppermint elder dragon form?

what if rearm worked on midas

what if invoker could invoke 4 spells with aghs upgrade?

what if rearm worked with necronomicon

what if necro3 summoned 3 minions

what if force staff forced you until you command it to stop?

what if you could euls allies?

Dumb european posters

what if you could midas your items

what if you could track creeps

what if rapier wasn't dropped on death

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>>161365845
>dead 2 general

what if you needed 2 gems to have true sight permanently?

what if you could stack meks?

what if rubick could steal items

what if razor had chain lightning back

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what if Crystal Maiden wasn't a whore?

what if bkb duration went up instead of down?

>>161373881
Aghs should give him the dota imba version of Death Pact that can be used on heroes.

what if you can be the throne

what if you could sprint

what if radiance did damage as fast as rot

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Will i make or break 3.5k this next game?

what if icefrog actually implements all these suggestions

what if zeus ult wasn't global but instakilled whatever it touches

>>161378380
break

what if spectre was reskinned

what if PL was good

what if there's a hero with no skills just all stats

What if you could buy the radiance recipe again to double the radiance burn damage?

what if there was a hero that was just a particle effect

what if meepo could benefit from multiple scepters

What if TA was a girl

what if OD turned you into a bimbo as he stole intelligence

what if batrider could lasso buildings

what if enchantress could enchant your dick and fuck you with it

what if riki could backstab people from the front

what if you could play as a neutral creep

What if blademail acted like Borrowed Time?

what if urn got charges from creeps

>>161378756
id love to fug enchantress

what if Venge swapped genitals with you and fucked you

>>161378938
anything for my queen

what if medusa casts stone gaze on my dick

what if you could hire engineers to fortify your base

what if brew got arrested for giving a minor(pugna) alcohol

what if abyssal blade cost a sacred relic and gave 85 damage?

what if the fortify animation didn't look like the bkb animation

what if Icefrog is actually the developer of Dota IMBA and he's using it as a testing ground for his MADMAN ideas.

What if techies could repair towers?

what if you could combine 3 ultimate orbs for +35 all stats

>>161379091
what if I molested pugna while she was intoxicated

No wonder ppd left.

what if iron branches stacked

>>161379150
while I like the idea theres too much to say he's not

>denied chance to get ticket for dotaimba
>communicates a lot with userbase
>memes a lot

what if you could combine reaver eaglesong and mystic staff and soul booster into an Aegis of Immortality

what if you could upgrade towers like gemTD

what if mana leak drained health?

what if you could iron talon heroes

why isnt there an ability like time lapse except it works in reverse?

what if kotl could recall himself?

what if doom could eat zeus?

what if there was an ability like time lapse except it worked in reverse

what if lifebreak had lifesteal after the initial burst

>no evangelion hero

dotards?????

Is this game supposed to be fun?

what if charge of darkness moved the target towards you

anyone wanna buy a 5.5k acc?

>>161379620
sure
whats the username and password

what if denying creeps lost you gold

>>161379150
Firetoad has expressed on several occasions how hard it is to make some things work in imba because the code to how those things work in normal dota is hidden and also because modding in general is dicks.

Spectre was not even an imba hero(just had values changed) but she has to be disabled in imba because her ult has a very high chance of crashing the server due to spaghetti code.

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stop posting please!

what if denying gave you the bounty

what if thing is getting kinda old :\

>>161379646

Just mail me

>>161379686
>Spaghetti code

you mean loading up to 15 Spectres, that's not spaghetti code at all

post your dotabuff or else

>>161379978
your dotabuff

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>>161380000
fuck

what if there was a hero whose ult did damage based on your dotabuff profile?

what if you bought mask of madness on bane and it turned the hero into bane from batman

>>161369947
Making armlet and mom is a mistake and as the other guy said, use hotkeys instead of clicking on items. Try to make blink and bkb to ensure that you last longer and pick off survivers. Why didn't you make helm and stack? Learn to stack ancients, will help you a lot with cleaving heroes

what if bane is a result from faceless void's nightmares?

>>161379810
It's still a terrible fucking engine if it can't do that. Also, all the coding in dota imba on top of that causes a lot more strain than in other custom games where spectre isn't as big of an issue. Phantom lancer creates just as many illusions as spectre and he doesn't crash games as bad.

>>161379978
Or what, you fucker?

>Miracle
>good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6InmpN7iQKE

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>>161378427
>win with dagon orchid bounty against MoM shadowblade sniper
>About to make a post about the universe and forced 50 arranging itself to prove the gulag wrong every time
>the mathematics of mmr means that i'm only 3498 mmr

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goodmorning, d2g

Why are int carries so much better and more fun than agi carries?

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>think that the gulag is the epitome of dota retardation and that nothing could be dumber than this
>mfw reading through sunsfan's aghs rankings
I know you dont actually play this game but you could at least try to keep it to yourself

Which pro players do you think have engaged in at least some homosexual activity?

>>161380742
wait till you watch purges video

Aren't capitalist and slacks actually like 5/6k players?

Last time someone told me to play offlane if I want to get out of 1k mmr. So which one should I pick? Heroes with high winrate?

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4 DAYS UNTIL BOSTON GROUPS

>>161380570
What're the origins of Malcolm posting?

>>161381142
cap is

slack is just an omnispammer who reached 5k

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>wake up
>no patch
?

>>161381142
cap is hovering around 6k, slacks 5k

What are other caster's and host's mmr then?
What's sunsfans?

>>161381397
be specific you fucking retard

sunsfan is 4k

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>drink coffee
>no patch
?

>>161381482
godz
tobi
ld
merlini
that other chinese guy
the third chinese guy with the lisp
tobi
sheever
that new zealish chick

Why do people stack armor reduction on heroes that have intrinsic armor reduction?

>>16>>161381602
damage

>>161381595
>godz
Reminder that Godz is a better player than Envy

>>16>>161381602
damage

>>161381668
Everyone in this thread is better than EE.

>>161381595
>godz
6k something
>tobi
he was 3k, maybe 4k
>ld
5k~ i think, cant confirm
>merlini
6k
>blitz
7k~
>luminel
6k~
>tobi
3-4k wait you just asked this
>sheever
she was 3k, maybe 4k now
>that new zealish chick
who gives a shit shes irrelevant

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>BURNING GOD AT THE MAJOR.
FUCK YES LADS.

>>161381837
>burning will be support
no hype

>>161381837
source where?
did the visas kill china again?

Can the holograms see burning?

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>>161381870
oh fuck you're right

I'm not hyped then


>>161381873

Can someone explain to me Malcolm posting?

>>161381923
erry single time
why does no one want chinkmen in their countries?

>>161381990
He just wants the patch

>>161381990
cringey forced memes.

Can Malcolm see the holograms?

can the holograms see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

ded

holograms

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Why are Valve are so stubborn with hosting fucking big events in USA?
>terrible Visa policy
>awful timezone ensures fewer people tune in to stream
>shit crowd
I can understand with TI, but fuck, keep Majors in Europe or Asia

>>161383621
because most people don't like traveling to the shithole you call europe

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>>161383672

>>161383672
>Europe
>Shithole

tbqh no famalam it's p shit but that's still better than the US.

t. emu

>>161383621
>check frankfurt major liquipedia page
>Invictus Gaming were forced to withdraw from the Major due to visa issues. They were replaced by Newbee Young, the third place team from the Chinese qualifier.

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>>161383845
>>161383812
ah yes I sure wish I was european where I have no rights.

Be careful with that posting lads, I might report you for being offensive and you could be jailed.

>>161383914
Nothing to do with visa issues, one of the players was a sheltered weeb that didn't even bother to get his passport in time lmao

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>>161383958

>>161383621
At least it's east coast this time. West coast time zone is actually hitler.

>>161384008
Yes freedom is slavery

Alright lads. Starting a new game of vicky2. Pick a country and a goal. HPM of course.

>>161383958
>implying the uk retardism is possible to pass in the eu

>>161384141
Ethiopia. Become Kang of all Africa

>>161383958
>can't consume transfat filled deep fried diet coke
>no rights
>meanwhile in 'murrica getting monitored by the NSA, FBI, CIA, Julian Assange, kremlin, KGB, CNN, ABC, CSI, FDA, apple, microsoft, google and coca cola corp

but at least you got chicken tendies, right?

>>161384272
[THIS POST IS UNAVAILABLE IN EU MEMBER STATES DUE TO THE HATEFUL AND/OR VIOLENT NATURE OF ITS CONTENT. ANY DELIBERATE ATTEMPT TO ACCESS CENSURED CONTENT WILL RESULT IN PROSECUTION TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW UNDER CONSPIRACY AND ACCESSORY GUIDELINES FOUND IN EU RESOLUTION #3648.]

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>>161384316
lmao triggered so hard he had to pull out a copypasta.

>walk down the street
>realize bulba is not citizen of my country

feels good man

>>161384451
>walk down the street
>get stabbed because I walked into a shariah zone while smoking

feels bad man

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Another beautiful day in America

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>when an amerilard visits europe
every single time

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>europeans wake up
>instantly triggered by the fact that america, the place they regard as the toliet of the world, has more freedom than them while their union is falling apart

It's kinda pathetic how obsessed you are with us

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>>161384516
>get taken to hospital and treated for free
>no tip

feels good living in a 1st world country kek

>>161383621
Majors held in Asian countries was the shittiest they ever did you fucking mongoloid

>>161384836
Manila one was best, don't kid yourself

>>161384854
t. jark