/palg/ - Paladins General

1st for Sky's big ass

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Second for Skye a shit.

SMELLY ORC COCKS

xth for if you don't have AT LEAST 2k elo you're fucking shit

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>people have mains in competitive
E N D I T
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when will this get fixed
do they even care about fixing bugs?
this happened to me at least 5 times now

>>161357052
>I only play cassie
how did these people get to competitive?

>>161357052
>vlad
>Not wants viktor

xd

>>161357096
>do they even care about fixing bugs?
LUL

with how long the text bu[] has been a[] issu[] I don't think []t will get f[]xed anytime soon

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Evie gutted when. Fucking teleporting loli with a gorillion damage rocket launcher.

>>161358036
she's easy to counter if you're not bad

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>>161358036
>Evie
>loli

>>161358036
She used to be much worse when she could go straight from ice block to teleport with no vulnerability.
You just need to keep track of her and land some damage when you can. She has very little health which means most characters can kill her very quickly when she doesn't have an escape.

>>161358036
She is barely better than Skye.

>>161358616
she is a lot better than skye, she has infinite vertical mobility and survivability, and shits out more damage than her

>>161358720
She also has the lowest health in the game. As soon as she stops moving she dies.
She is the definition of a glass cannon and she fills that role well.

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>>161358036
This is a true loli witch, note the DFC (delicious flat chest) and cute face, learn the difference it could save your life.

>>161359358
>she has the lowest health
irrelevant, she has a crapload of mobility and cards to compensate for that
>as soon as she stops moving
all flanks should always be on the move, whether it is killing the squishy backliners, finishing off retreating enemies, or knocking them off of their horses as the come back

she might be a glass cannon but skye is literally glass

xth for Buck is the bestestest

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>>161361561
>giga siphon IV
>rapid sustain IV
>nobody has cauterise
Is there a better feeling?

burn cards in practice range when
shields in range when
different types of attackers when

>>161356459

she needs to be the girl who comes on screen with a skimpy outfit holding up a sign showing the round number. Would make the game 10x better

Does acumen and life rip stack or does it only take the highest bonus?

>playing comp vs blatant aimbotting kinnessa
>we still win

lmao'in at their life right now

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Skye is actually kind of fun when she isn't complete waste of space.

>>161363943
You mean when the other team is acting like retards?

>>161363943
Fuckin' kek.

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>>161363943
Everytime I see an enemy Skye I automatically buy an illuminate just to ruin her day.

>>161364516
Pretty much.

>>161363943
>wasn't even cloaked when next to the cart
More like she's fun when the other team is playing at the level of bots.

>>161364787
That would be offensive to bots. At least they know to stand near the payload.

>>161364951
You're right, that's my bad. Let me rephrase: She's only useful when playing against the mentally handicapped.

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>>161363943
>when she isn't complete waste of space

Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

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>>161365409
REEEEEE

FUCKING

OH MY GOD

RRREEEEEEEEEE

>>161365409
nice game hirez

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I want Evie to freeze my leg tear it off and beat me to death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>161369926
i want evie to freeze my dick slightly so that I can maintain an erection forever and fuck her

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>>161369926

dead game
farewell palg

hardly surprising that its "dead". Not a whole lot to do in-game. They need more progression/unlocks. Without stuff to look forward to it just feels like you're wasting time.

I hope all you niggers are giving them feedback on how insanely fucking shit map design Ice Mines has. It takes way too fucking long to reach the Siege Engine after respawning if you pushed it more than half the way.

>>161378997
honestly all of the ice maps feel like ass
i had 4 games in a row on frozen guard, a single game in the updated enchated forest map, and then frozen fucking guard again

its getting to the point where being in any ice map is making me anxious as fuck
i just my god damn forests man

>>161377791

Yeah I have this feeling that there is little to look forward too

I think this gamd needs more social aspects, like All Chat

Profile Pictures

And a global chat in main menu (with chatrooms ppl can join)

>>161379519
It really does need some more social features. Least we have some kind of christmas celebration and a new frontliner incoming.

Anyone else can't log in?

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>>161382565

>>161383285
When I posted that it still showed as working, though.

>>161358273
>12 year old girl
What, anon, is she too old for you?

>>161357026
this game uses competitive rating you dip

game is up

And a new update came yet glaring (literally) issues with Ying mirrors are still in.

>>161357026
I have 2.4k but my teammates are still sub 1.5k and the game expects me to carry against a 5 man premade of 2k elos.

>>161360040
You're honestly just bad. React to her faster and she'll be dead.

>>161383691
She's supposed to look younger, but Hirez screwed that up. They remodeled her to make her flatter chested younger looking but gave her the derp face too. People complained, so they reverted the model completely, removing the derp face but also the smaller chest.

Is it acceptable to report people who buy aggression (and fucking max it) against a team that has pip and grohk

>>161387106
It's totally acceptable to report "people" who buy aggression in any circumstance, anon.

>>161387172
this tbqh

>5 matches in a row where I've (2.4k) have been matches with 1.5k vs 2.2k teams

Guess it's time to stop this shit.

>>161386074
Pics of the remodel?

>>161387882
>ranked in memeadins
lel

>>161387925
Is there any comp game with a GOOD matchmaking, really?

>>161388805
CSGo.

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>>161389153

How is Grumpy bomb balanced in an objective based game in which every two meters is a choke point ?

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>>161389153

>>161389153
but is there any GOOD comp game with good matchmaking?

>>161389432
>>161389359
>>161389248
>get given an answer
>change goal posts
Also you've ruined yourself by bringing in subjective. "Good" game. Really?

>>161389556
you're the one who brought in a game with subjective "good" matchmaking first

>>161389632
Matchmaking isn't anywhere near as subjective as the taste in games.

Well, suppose I can't expect any sort of logical discussion on 4chan. And on /vg/. And on Paladins. Triple negative for such.

>>161389336
It isn't.

How does one play as Drogoz ? I can't seem to get him. I get it that you need to spam spit on points or choke points and I also got cards for it but other than that I get fucking shit on by everyone in close, mid, long ranges. Also, Fire spit's speed seems clunky as hell. I don't really have a problem aiming with anyone else but Drogoz any tips ?

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Resilience is objectively the best blue card.

>>161390241
Start thinking more like a flank player.
Don't attack head on. Use your ability to fly to attack from above and behind (at the same time) where they wont notice you until it's too late.
Learning to anticipate where your opponent is going to be is a key part of playing a good Drogoz but failing that, being smart and agile enough to get in close where you don't need to anticipate will work just as well if not better.

>>161390241
Spit 1
Thrill of the hunt 3/4
Propeller 4
Gg
Stay in air 24/7, shoot bitches get money

GIVE YOUR THREAD A BIG BUMP

>>161392494
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HIT PAGE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>161390243
against BK, yes it is
as a leaderboard nando I don't really get annoyed by disables other than BK

Just got into the console Beta with some buddies. Played Overwatch, hated it, loved Smite and Paragon, Battleborn was an underrated gem.

What am I in for?

>>161390243
Its only really useful against bk, if they have drogoz or cassie or pip on team as well, its pretty fucking nice

>>161392757
A pretty alright hero shooter. You'll probably have fun with it.

>>161392863
I'd say it's worth it to max out against Pip alone as well. Perma slows are infuriating.

DOES Haven work against direct hits from projectiles or DOES IT NOT? Is Bomb King and EXCEPTION? What the FUCK?

>>161392972
You get stickied direct, they on the ground splash.

WHAT THE DEVIL?

people actually play this overwatch rip off?
lol.

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Will there be a fix for the default Drogoz controller setup? It is literally impossible to aim rockets and hover in the air at the same time.

In Overwatch both flight abilities are tied to the left bumper and trigger but here hovering is defaulted to "A" so you can't aim at all while doing it.

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>>161394126
>Consoles still don't have rebindable buttons

>>161394116
Don't knock it till you try it, don't play it till you buy it.

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Drogoz!

what char should i unlock first
was thinking buck
sucks that you cant mess around with everyone in training mode or something

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>>161394650
Drogoz is for ____?

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>>161394803
that what you like more

>>161394328
I'm talking about pc. I don't wanna have to rebind the buttons every time I wanna play one champ.

Cauterize and wrecker ruin the game.

>>161397025
>pc
>controller

>>161397132
Works fine for the rest of the camps but him. Plus he shoots splash damage rockets.

>>161395243
Dragon slits are too fucking lewd

>>161397231
Still though, I don't get why you'd pick an interface that doesn't allow you to make quick precise movements

>>161397231
If you have access to a keyboard and mouse for an FPS, why the hell would you use a controller and severely limit yourself when you don't have to?

>>161394116
You cant't hurt us anymore than Hi Rez does.

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What the fuck was this match?

>>161397880
did you win

>>161398403
3-4 defeat and it was 24 minutes.

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>>161397231
>controller for fps
>"works fine"

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>>161397398
>>161397496
>>161398463

I've got my pc hooked up to my tv and never had an issue with this game till I tried to play rocket-spam dragon. It's like they never even play-tested him. Overwatch figured this shit out before the beta.

was viktor made for atual braindead people?
i swear to god you dont even have to aim his m1

>>161398781
Why would you waste time trying to figure out controller controls for an fps?

>>161399246
Well as I understand it they're also putting this on console so that was why I asked if they were going to fix Drogoz for controller users.

>>161398954
I'll tell you a secret Soldier 76 is even easier to play
he has no recoil at all with a tiny spread and his ult is legitimate aimbot
you just press m1 and chill

>>161357096
I played against a literally invisible Skye. The terror.

>Pop YOU CHALLENGE
>10k health gone in under a second
>Enemy issues the CHALLENGE
>Only I am shooting at angery turtle

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Even fucking bots would be better than half the playerbase.

>>161402771
>8958 damage

JUST

>>161383691
loli is more about the looks, currently she looks like generic hot witch.

>>161403589
I bet kinessa player ragequit after fifth death from skye hands in a row

>>161401146
isn't it better to wait it out?

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>>161398463
Reminder that Paladins was made to work fine with controllers.

>>161400064

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Please Hi-Rez fix my waifu!

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>>161404157
still not as bad as wei sheng
this is not even cassie's logs
this is intercontinental ballistic missile level of thickness

>Evie on your team
>stands back firing at the air and dying
>Evie on the enemy's team
>teleport around and fly everywhere killing all support and flankers

>be nando
>drogoz and bomb king on enemy team
>shield lasts less than a second

Wrecker is fine guys.

>>161407037
get Incinerate IV plus on-hit fireball speedboost IV card in your deck, buy nimble III and just dodge any shit

>>161408220
>implying you can dodge point-blank drogoz/BK with a shield the size of a barn

>>161407037
>Have 1k shield on charge
>Enemy BK has wrecker 3
>One bomb does almost 3k damage to me

Who thought this shit was good idea?

>>161408391
why even bother shielding if it vaporizes in a second-two
you kill the threat with fire instead

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>>161369926

My friend was kind enough to draw this for the update.

>>161407037
its to prevent tank meta

your flankers need to do their job tho

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Would you wear this shitty Evie sweater

>>161408856
draw more ying wanting orc heals

http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?21566-New-Anti-Cheat-Technology
Boy I sure love installing third party spywares on my machine

>>161409165

Don't ask me, ask him.

https://malofantastic.tumblr.com/

i wanna fuck buck

>win two times so far
>didnt get my second win of the day reqard
nani

>>161408458
No one, you're silly if you believe the developers think when they make changes to this game.

>>161410430
That's been going on since last patch. No more second and third first wins of the day.

>>161411470
gay as h*ck

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>Mfw I won triggerman Buck in chests

Thanks Hi-rez, now I need to learn how to use Buck.

Xmas skins when?

>>161412084
on x-mas

>>161412084
When the Christmas chest comes out of course

>get golds in everything and do an insane push where i blow my cooldowns then buck ult to reset them
>some cassie gets potg for headshotting one guy and bodyshotting another
mother of fuck

>>161412679
I have never seen any potg that was worth watching in this game

>>161413185
its early access so i cant expect much but it stings sometimes

>>161413185
>>161413228
Should just make them skippable and rewatchable, this way we can ignore the bad ones and keep, if any, the good ones.

>>161411890
The one on the left makes me miss 80s/90s anime.

>>161402771
>>161404042
Imagine if she needs to escape someone with better capabilities of chasing and damaging like buck or andro or evie

>>161411890
>now I need to learn how to use Buck.
how hard is to faceroll on the kb ?

New maps/modes when?

>>161416614
Who knows, though I'm sure they'll bring back Survival soon and pretend that's new

>>161397880
what the? how was there that much healing with that much caut?

>>161416961
What was Survival ?

>>161417724
caut is worthless.

>>161417724
Morale booster 3 and five people cramming onto the point. The spring came about dozen times on that match and used heal on cooldown. I have never seem Pip healing that much.

>>161417915
Well if everyone is grouped up for tree heals, pip can drop a 2k heal to everyone every 8 seconds if speced for it as well.

I have had 100k heals as pip before like that and almost 200k as tree. Of course there wasn't that much caut going around though.

>>161417783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ_xDmcwMQE

>no respawn
This means that whoever gets the first lucky kill gains a massive advantadge and it just snowballs from there, specially if its a tank or support.

>>161365409
this webm gets me every time

fucking kek

>>161397652
underrated post

>>161397880
looks like it was fun desu

and your pip healed, which is neat

>>161402771
>9k damage kinessa

POTTERY

>>161422415
Pls don't bully my wife! She's too gentle for this world.

>Andy and Cassie receive buffs
>Kinessa doesn't

What did Hi-rez mean by this?

>>161423601
they have absolutely no idea how to buff her without making her unspeakably broken at low level play.
same deal as skye really.

>>161424025
Just make her escape better.

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>>161387925

>struggling to get turtleman to diamond
>lose a match
>get -100 mmr on him
>win a match
>get +15 mmr
a-ayy

Is there anyone more ez mode than drogoz?

>>161425284

So fucking uglyyyyy

>>161425315
viktor

>>161425315
Grover.

His toolkit is simple and thus easy, but underpowered.

It's why they nerfed him as far as I can tell, the super new casuals win matches when they play with him due to a really really low skill floor.

>>161425374
Yeah, her face. But the body is an improvement for her character. Besides the large hands.

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Why Grohk totem is so broken, it's pretty much 9-12s of invulnerability with rejuvenate

>Barik ultis
>pop a totem and laugh at him
>Ruckuss ulti
>Totem and taunt in front of him with gestures

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>>161427074
>hurrr im too much uva dum dum to fire at dat der totem n BLOWW ET UP N SHEEEIT

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>>161427380
And I'm playing against diamond ranked player

It's astonishing how they can't destroy my totem.

>finally have a bit of free time to play vidya
>enter game
>find match
>champion selection screen
>clicking champions but game won't select any
>time runs out
>become deserter and can't play for half an hour

Fuck you Hi-Rez! Fuck you and your buggy piece of shit you fucking mongoloids.

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sometimes i wonder why i even try

>>161427074
holy shit, wait, does rejuvenate work with your own totem? Isn't it only for other players?

>>161428843
No, it's for other. I use life steal card

>>161428843
I wish to know this too. Is Grohk secretly OP?

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>>161427754
>playing against semi-decent Grohk
>can't really deal well with Totem since I can't get close
>tell allied Kinessa to either kill Grohk before he drops totem or destroy the totem as soon as it pops since she can see it and can destroy it in one hit
>"it's a waste of time to destroy the totem with Kinessa"
>"better attack Fernando so we can capture point"

>>161428978
If you know how to block your totem with your body, especially with hitscan weapon since it will hit you instead of the totem

Also, put Healing Rain IV in your loadout since it makes your totem heal 4% of maximum health per second

>>161428948
ah ok, thanks

>>161428978
It's less Grohk himself is OP and more that Healing Rain IV is OP.

>>161430779
It feels like Healing Rain is bugged. 4% per second for Nando would be 228 (with base health) extra HoT on top of the 340 base healing for a total of 568 per second but you're getting fully healed in few seconds. Healing Rain totem is like mobile pre-fixed veteran.

>>161431132
And now the totem has way more health then it used to. Feels good to be a Grohk main.

>>161431132
>Healing Rain totem is like mobile pre-fixed veteran.
It's probably exactly this, and once someone brings it enough attention hi-rez will change it to what veteran is like now.

>>161432156

Hopefully not, since people run Healing Rain at IV and HiRez was upset that Veteran was a rank 1 and done burn card.

I think HR is perfectly fine with how powerful it makes the totem, due to the totem being so static barrick turrets can ride the cart but not totem? fuck off and limited in scope/cd, even with Gale

>>161432701
It's the only way the totem is viable but it's still bit ridiculous how it's better than Grover ult at sustained healing.

>>161431132
It is bugged. It does 16% per second for Nando.

>playing against a 5 mana premade team where all 5 have the same clan tag with Kinessa, Sha Lin, Skye and Cassie in team

Has there ever been a matchmaking that was a bigger piece of shit than Paladins'?

>>161434074
overwatch , got pubstomped this freeweekend 9times only 1 game won

>>161434074
The only other game with matchmaking this bad is Smite

>allied Kinessa and Cassie are so bad that a Ying keeps walking up to them and killing them >it was 1v2 almost every single time

Why are those character attracting the biggest retards in this game? I have never seen a good Kinessa or Cassie since I started playing the game months ago.

>>161434468
>overwatch
>constantly getting matched up against level 100+, 200+ people
>i'm level 30 something, my teammates are 20s, 40s, 50s
>ALWAYS fucking annoying genji and mei every match, can't do shit
I don't even know which game has the worse balance and matchmaking anymore.

>>161435895
I just wrecked a match with octopressor Kinessa. Look up the mine build and start hopping around and shooting people to death.

>>161436071
Overwatch is worse cause you need to pay for the pleasure.

>>161436098
So you became a gimped flanker instead of a useless damage?

>>161436246
I spam the point with 5 mines that each slow 4 enemies at a long range. I become rheumatoid arthritis incarnate.

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>>161411890
>she doesn't have two personalities on your pic related

>>161428469
duo queue with me instead of complaining about randoms letting you down :^)

>>161437618
throw a frend invite my way and we can play sometime anon

but i need sleep for now

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>>161438518
sent ;)

I really need to take my own advice sometime, these teams are disgustingly bad

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>>161413185
try another game then :^)

>>161439232
Do you have the one where the dwarf looks up a girls skirt or whatever while his turret keeps killing shit?

>>161439232
:)

>>161425374
everyone except for buck is ugly as sin desu

>>161442832
bomb king a qt

>>161442832
Makoa is not ugly take that back

>>161442832
old buck*

So, the OB39 changes are getting revealed tomorrow.
Any predictions guys?

>>161445687
aggression buffs
cassie & andro buffs
makoa nerfs
ying nerfs
stupid skin

>>161445687
Christmas skins.
Cassie gets her crossbow.
New frontline champion revealed or teased.
They talk about the new anti-cheat system.
Sha Lin gets adjusted possibly buffed.
Cauterize gets buffed in line with Wrecker.

>>161445871
^this I pretty much dropped this game and went back to tf2 hi rez is full of retards.

>>161445871
The Makoa nerf seems entirely possible considering what they did to Barik last patch.
New skins are almost obligatory. My bet is on a Christmas Evie skin.
I doubt the rest of that will happen though.

>>161445687
Ymir as new Frontliner
POTG "fixed"
Radiant Chest bugs ignored
Fernando's dash nerfed again
Ying nerfed
Viktor, Andy, Cassie buffed

>>161404947
That's Hanzo all right. Now they just need to make his ult murder everyone on the point.

what kind of character do you think they'll add in december

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>>161437542
It's Houraisan Kaguya, not Bernkastel.

>>161448583
>implying R07 didn't just cheap copy from ZUN

>>161448551
It'll be a frontliner. Then probably another flank.

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>>161450173
This suggests we won't be getting another flank for a while.
A new frontliner is very likely though.

>tfw like to play bomb king but he's too easily outplayed and countered

>>161450990
He's really not if you're using him properly and your cards aren't a full focus to grumpy bomb.

>>161450468
So according to those slots, two new frontliners and one new damage on the way?

>>161450468
>Damages are to Paladins as Mages are to Smite

It's kind of like poetry.

>>161450468
Good I hope one of the new frontliners can summon a minion to attack people.

>>161411890
I want to fuck the one on the left.

>>161411890
i want to be fucked by the one on the right

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fuk drogos

Ded gaem

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>>161456341

>>161409325
if it's the same easyantycheat
https://www.techpowerup.com/228257/watch-dogs-2-uses-easyanticheat-monitors-systems-potentially-prevents-modding
>Popular applications such as Afterburner and OBS have their overlay and recording capabilities disabled
looks like shit desu

>>161456642
pls no

report all pips

bunch of useless furfags that never ever heal

>>161450990
>just got bomb king a couple hours ago
>flying through the sky dropping bombs on everyone then flying off

>>161458280
Pip isn't a support haha

>>161456341
But Viktor: 76 killed you though?

>>161442832
Except Androxus. I'm not even gay and I'd suck his dick

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>>161460467
What if his dick was the body part that absorbed the curse

>>161460972
behind you, boss

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just played the most intense game of my life

>both of us are 1 away from winning
>both of us are incredibly close to capping
>manage to overtime for about 3-4 minutes and manage to shellspin onto the point and unleash my turtle power while our mal damba ults and ruckus clears the rest off the point

>>161461976
>most games will never be like this
>you will end up stomping or getting stomped the majority of the time
>endless skins
hold me bros

>>161461976
now imagine that but in a mirror game with drogoz, fernando, ying, pip, and viktor
in fucking jaguar falls

>crowded
>cramped
>constant lava explosions over point
>illusions everywhere
>everyone is permenantly glued to the floor by slow flask
>rockets and bullets all the time
>BEHOLD
>I WILL NOT DIE
>INTERESTING
>GARAGE INCOMING

and to make matters worse, it was impossible for either side to capture the point for over 3 minutes
every time the point was almost capped, someone managed to get on and extend it by a few seconds

i lost but god damn i dont regret any part of that game
it was fucking beautiful

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>tfw just logging in for the daily bonus and not even playing any games

I burned out. Maybe if they didn't nerf/buff champs in the wrong way, I'd want to play it more. But still, 77h played, was pretty fun I suppose.

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>>161463947
You know you'll be back. Give it a few days.

>>161464082
Maybe once I pull something good from the colossal chest I'll open for login crystals.

But doubt, last time I got a fucking Skye weapon

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>>161463947
are you literally me
>saving my good goy gems in hopes thay my nigga drogoz gets a cool revenant skin
>dont even feel like playing because every time its either my team is going 20-0 or my team is literal monkey children who play on their netbooks from a shitty connection in brazil
>cant even be happy playing this game with the fuckhuge hitboxes and kinessas clearly missing yet still killing me

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>>161439519
HARDVARK PAYS OFF

>>161458280
What do you mean they don't heal? :^)
>>161397880

There is literally no point in buying chronos ever. If you want to use something more often, you're already specced for it in your deck and buying chronos wont stack with other cooldown reductions.

>>161466657
Morale Boost is my preferred yellow.

>>161466657
I honestly only buy Chronos as Brohk due to his long cooldowns.

>>161356024
is there like a chart or something that lists which character does what kind of damage (direct/aoe dmg)

>>161425284
Y'know, I actually like her chest, skirt, and arm made of ice.

There are some pretty great elements of this design.

>>161468247
Just the face is cancer.

New champ reveal tomorrow?

Grohk's Healing Rain IV totem is broken

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>>161466657
>buying chronos wont stack with other cooldown reductions
what did he mean by this?

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How can someone not hit a single thing all match and be that level. With Hanzo level arrows too.

Can you guys clear some things up for me ?
>How does ultimate generation work ? (Some numbers would be nice)
>Does Morale Boost increase passive and active ultimate generation ?
>Does Grover's Cripple prevent any movement abilities from being used ? (e.g. Evie's Soar, Blink, Blink back with card)
>Does Blast Shields work on abilities as well as auto attacks and what about direct hits ? (BK, Evie, Drogoz, Pip)
>Does Bulldozer increase damage done against Ying's illusions and Grohk's totem ?
>Is Buck lowkey overpowered as hell ?

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Skye buff W H E N?

>>161471982
OB 42

>>161471982
Hopefully soon. She's just so useless right now.

Does rejuvenate work for Ying and her own illusions?

>>161471908
I'll answer the ones I know.
>Does Blast Shields work on abilities as well as auto attacks and what about direct hits ? (BK, Evie, Drogoz, Pip)
Blast shield affects aoe attacks and abilities regardless of if it is a direct hit or splash. There's a chart that's been floating around the general that lists what BS and Haven protect against in detail. Hopefully somebody has it and can post it because I don't
>Does Bulldozer increase damage done against Ying's illusions and Grohk's totem ?
Yes. Bariks turrets, Bomb kings sticky and poppy bombs and Kinessas mines too.
>Is Buck lowkey overpowered as hell ?
If he's played well against a team that doesn't know how to counter him then yes. If the other team stays close together and at least one of them has cauterize then no.
Since there is almost always at least one flanker, damage dealer or healer away from the group situation 1 tends to be more common.

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>>161471908
>How does ultimate generation work ? (Some numbers would be nice)
There's passive generation and generation you do on damage. You can check the wiki for each hero how much ult they gain for damaging. Drogoz, for example, gains 5% per rocket hit, 7% if after thrust/mark, 6% per enemy hit with Fire Spit explosion.
>Does Morale Boost increase passive and active ultimate generation?
Yes, it increases both.
>Does Grover's Cripple prevent any movement abilities from being used ? (e.g. Evie's Soar, Blink, Blink back with card)
Yes, it prevents any and all movement abilities. Just like Evie's ult.

>>161472724
Gotcha covered. Doesn't have Sha Lin on there, but he's pure Haven as you may have guessed.

>>161473207
>>161472724
Actually Blast Shield doesn't work against Bomb Kings normal attack if it sticks on you. I had Blast Shield 3 and the fucker still dealt full damage when the bombs where on me.

>>161473708
Yeah, that's most likely bugged. If he stickies you, they somehow count neither as direct, nor area damage.

>>161473895
Just another bug in the bug hive.
Illuminated for example sometimes works, sometimes it doesn't. I have yet to see a clue of what could cause that.

Pretty sure Veteran doesn't work at all right now.

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which attack item should I take for Mal'Damba? I'm never sure which exactly to take with him, but so far I've only taken deft hands when they have no shields or medics. it helps with the snakes but I feel like the others help more overall with the team so I usually just take cauterize. inb4 aggression

>>161475712
Cauterize, bulldozer or wrecker. If you're taking bulldozer you don't have to take it past 1.

>>161475747
how would I prioritize what though? should I just fill in whatever gap the team has or is Damba particularly stronger with one of the three?

>>161475831
All based around whatever the other team has more of. There's no set-in-stone things you buy every game.

>>161475831
Depends what enemy team comp is and what your team buys.

>>161475831
ignore that retard, you always buy deft hands unless you're not using snake pit IV for some reason. if the rest of your team is too touched to buy the correct red items then you buying one of them instead of getting frequent stuns isn't going to win you the game

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Shieldmeplz and Execute placements from Oceania Grandfinals for Paladins.

It's possible they will reveal Tyra today on the patchnotes stream.

>>161476997
This

>>161477353
>Cassie is damager and frontliner
>Teams will now have two Cassies

ayylmao

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>>161477353
They will, hold me anon!
The most pure alyssa will be there too...

>>161477442
Seems to be more of a temporary icon, maybe we will get a TWANG frontliner?

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>>161463947
>>161464250
I know this feel bros

The fact that the servers are worse than Smite's and hackers use mini-ddos scripts kills my desire to play.

>>161477668
>5000 health Cassie rolling after you

This is the buff she is getting :^)

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>>161477730
>5000 health Cassie
>With her beachball sized arrows

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Does this game have any interactions between the champions?
Is there any place I can read them?

>>161478103
I know they have a couple on-kill quotes. Skye says to Nando that she wouldn't date him if he was the last person on earth.

>>161478103
From the matches that I played, there are a few when you kill them.

>Evie to Cassie: "Love your bird!"
>Evie to Cassie: "Sorry I blew you to pieces."
>Evie to Pip "STOP RUNNING AROUND!"
>Evie to Pip: "Stay still!"
>Pip to Cassie: "Better luck next time, huntress!"
>Pip to Fernando: "Ah, a knight in melting armor."
>Skye to Cassie: "Don't be jealous honey"
>Skye to Fernando: "Never gonna happen, 'hero'."

>>161478103
The only direct interactions characters have in game is when one kills another and banters a bit. The lore and flavor behind Paladins is absolutely minimal right now, and it has been for about a year.

OB39 patch notes when?

I want to be dissapointed when they make more retarded buffs and unnecessary nerfs. And I know best girl Ying won't get a christmas skin, so the disappointment will just be greater.

>>161476997
how far do you invest in deft hands?

>>161479874
2, 3 has no noticeable impact and is way too expensive

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>>161479668
2 PM EST is the patch show.
Hopefully my musclegirl frontliner wife will be revealed today.
Also about the Ying skin, check this anon.
http://smitedatamining.com/paladins-ob-38-datamining-xmas-skins/

>tfw no good buck skines

>>161481018
The sunglasses are all you need.

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>>161481018
>What is triggerman

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>>161480793
I saw that a while ago actually.

It only mentions a Twitch skin for her, so from the get go I've been assuming it'll be shit, and not christmas-y.

Drybear is an idiot. The poster and best girl not getting a christmas skin is pretty fuckin dumb on their part.

>>161482259
To be fair, Cassie already has the Northern Watch skin, which is wintery.

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>>161482259
If it will be like BK Twitch skin, then it will be surely shit.

And Ying is the perfect candidate for a christmas skin, she is an elf, and could easily get a skin called "Santa's Helper".

>>161482534
Goddamn that is a cute Ying

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>>161482438
But anon, Cassie ain't best girl.

>>161482534
A christmas elf skin for her would be prime material for the season, which just makes me believe Lo-Rez is legitimately stupid.
I guess they're too busy buffing Cassie and Andy and Wrecker.
Also I'm stealing your pic cause it's 2qt.

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>>161482939
Hi-rez always had strange ideas for skins, Paladins will be no exception.
No worries, I have more.

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Ying bullying absolutely prohibited.

>>161469614
Just shoot the fucking totem!

All I expect from this patch show is skins, bad balance decisions, and maybe the return of survival

>>161484913
All I want from this patch is Tyra.

>>161485456
Too bad they normally tease new champions and all the teased this time was a skin

>>161473895
Actually the damage type BKs Detonate does is Bonus Damage.

Does change name that costs 400 crystals changes your profile id in masterpaladins.com/profile/profile_id or you just renamed and your stats still available in old link?

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>>161485596

>>161486090
when is she going to get a dildostaff already?

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>>161486090
>ANOTHER Evie skin
Is Evie the poster child or something?

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Where do I have to beg for refferals? I don't want to good goy to Hi-rez, but I want cute christmas skins.

>>161486090
Are they abandoning the idea of a redesign for her?

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>>161487754
From what it seems, the huge negative feedback from the community of her old, proposed redesign turned them off that idea.

Does Fernando try to flirt with every single girl? It seems so from some of the lines the girl tell him when they kill him.
Also the fact that he outright said that Cassie was the love of his life when he kills her.
> Evie: "Go date Skye or something you weirdo!"
> Skye: "Not in a million years!" ; "Not gonna happen weirdo!"

>>161488180
>Does Fernando try to flirt with every single girl

He is hyper narcissistic, what do you think?

>>161487754
most likely.

Cassie will still probably get her redesign. I would not be opposed to the idea of her becoming the loli instead.

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>Tfw Skye and Cassie have banter when they kill eachother, especially when Skye tells her that Ruckus is single.

>>161488180
>It takes a special kind of man to appoint his own Knighthood, and Fernando is that man. Hailing from the golden cliffs of Sun Spire, Fernando travels to Crosswind Hold to spread word of his fame and glory. If there's a damsel in distress, Fernando is there.

Gee Bill, what do you think?

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Why is dubstep still a thing in the year 2016 of our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ?

>>161489115
Because it's fucking EPIC, grandpa

>>161489424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8

>>161489679
DELETE THIS

>>161489424
Trap is the new hotness your dubstep is so 2014

>>161490436
>tfw no trap champion

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https://www.twitch tv/paladinsgame

It begins

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How do I Evie? Her christmas skin looks like it has ribbons in her hair, and that's cute.

>>161490486
>tfw no waka flocka flame champion

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GOOD MATCHMAKING

PLACE YOUR BETS

>Pip buffs
>Makoa nerfs

Ayyy free voice packs since I already had the founder's pack. Thanks JewRez.

Founders pack gets voicepacks and 10 chests retroactively.

>>161490710
Grover nerfs
Cassie and Andro buffs

Ying Twitch weapon skin. Yawn.

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IT'S SHIT

FUCK YOU DRYBEAR

>Andrew with reindeer antlers

lmao

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DEATH AWAITS YOU ALL

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Kinessa a cute ! CUTE !

>>161491146
She looks even shittier now.

SPAGHETTI CANON FOR MAKOA

>>161491146
>Kinessa with a beanie
If she didn't have the tuft on the top, I might use it.

THAT BOOB WINDOW

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muh dick

>>161491460
I'm pretty sure Evie has always worn low-cut tops.