/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

All in all this expansion is looking up to be the LoE of Expansions.

>lower the cost of an already bad card by one
>permanently destroys a mana crystal

did blizzard still think this was a good idea? what the fuck

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xth for thicc pandarens

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>all these people already crying about jade and planning how to nerf them
Sounds familiar, I sorta remember this happening before. Wonder how that turned out in the end

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Daily reminder that Blizzard can't fix their own game.

>>161331000
>MC
>Not Jade

Jade single handedly beats literally every control deck. It's like playing Jaraxxus without dead drawing a 9 cost card that doesn't do anything the turn you play it

>atleast the art is good r..right?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A

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Fuck it, it's time to go back to playing Binding of Isaac on my dust-collecting Vita during the work commute. They've finally killed the game in favor of f2p aggro players. No fun allowed, thanks Ben Brodenburger. The expansion's practically nerfing itself because of Jade and Devolve.

I'll actually try Shadowverse because of this shit. Anyone has suggestions for fun Android timesinks?

>>161330980
Face decks and fun and interactive combos should work. I don't think midrange shaman will be at disadvantage against jade druid too.

>>161331000
>mysterious challenger of the set
>4/5 draw (1.5 cards on average) for 6

>>161331114
>people were wrong once so everyone is wrong forever

also that card would be broken if beast druid had a decent curve leading up to stranglethron + meangerie. It's like playing Challenger in standard, the card is busted but the support isn't there.

Kabal is gonna be unplayable. Kabal decks are late game oriented but you can't play late game v jade golems.

Are you excited for the jade golem decks v hyper aggro decks meta anons?

>>161331173
it shouldve been a 5/1 like god thats disgusting

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Literally every single Blizzard employee involved in suggesting or approving the entire Jade Golem mechanic should be fired.

There were only ever two possibilities for it. Unplayable trash or game breaking, neither of which is a good outcome. It being balanced is never ever going to happen and anyone who thinks it could happen has no business being employed in game design.

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Garbage expansion
TGT 2.0
Dust Streets of Gadgetzan
Goons are clubky as fuck
Jade golems force you to run garbage cards
Garbage legos
Priest gets all the good shit and will become new shaman.
I have 13k gold saved and I will waste them all on arenas/heroic tb, actually I WISH i wasted that gold on last heroic TB. And when I will be out of gold, I will finally uninstall this piece of shit and try that pedo weaboo garbage game.

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/hsg/ Prediction Poll inbound soon.
I want to make sure we got to see all the cards properly.


For those who don't know how it works, this is what goes down;
Rate each card on a scale of 1-5 (1 - Terrible, 5 - Amazing). After the standard 100+ votes we get, I'll tally up the results and make a pretty image that we can all laugh about in the future.

Repost from last thread

>>161331167
Shaman will have overwhelmed them long before their golems become a real threat. Too much value in the early game.

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This game is fucking dead. Jadestone: Heroes of Freeze Mage where you tell stories about how you got killed turn 5 by face decks.

Good thing the steam sale is going on.

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>Puny shaman summons his 5 mana 10/10 taunt
>Counter with my 3 20/20, 21/21, 22/22 golems

>>161331247
>people were wrong once so everyone is wrong forever
all i'm saying is wait until it's released you fucking retards

>>161331248
Kabal decks are easily the most fun of the gangs.

They seem to be the weakest, though.

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I'm ready

>>161331135
yeah counter a 1 mana 7/7 with a 5 mana 4/2
There is no breaks in the jade golem meta train faggot

>>161331276
How much do they pay you or do you do it for free?

>>161331264
shut up magic babb

card draw is not a strong effect.

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>>161331292
>4 mana 7/7
>use my 2 mana deal 2 summon a 9/9

>>161331264
it's worse than azure drake in a dragon deck

probably worth including since bookwyrm and sylvanas isn't *too* much competition at 6

>>161331267
Add on the retards who approved devolve and you got my support. The gutted a third of their expansion with a single card. Can't wait to see Grimy Goons entire board get BTFO by a single 2 mana card.


This expansion was a mistake.

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Anyway, start posting cards not shown on stream

>>161331429
What is this?

>>161331429
cute
CUTE

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>>161331429

>>161331429
A CUTE!!

C

U

T

E

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PEOPLE ACTUALLY PREORDED THIS EXPANSION

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>>161331123
I don't know too much about Warcraft's universe.

All I know is that Vol'Jin named Sylvanas the leader of the Horde because he was dying and figured her a better option than her others. I do know that Sylvie is VERY popular with her subjects, the Undead love their queen.

That and she's probably a might bit more marketable.

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ITT: sleepers of the set

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>>161331429
I CAN FIX ANYTHING

>>161331519
WHY
H
Y

>>161331519
broken

>>161331276
>Priest gets all the good shit and will become new shaman.

Did you just forget about jade golems?

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>>161331532
shuddup

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enh

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>>161331429
Goddamnit I hope this doesn't become meta so I don't have to listen to its dying screams.

>>161331519
WHAT THE FUCK?

>>161331380
>jade druid mirror
>he summons 0 mana 7/7 , then brann plus 3/6 taunt plus 8/8 and 9/9
>I play my own jade golem cards for 10/10, 11/11, 12/12 and a 2/3
>he kills me with his board presence

hope you all enjoyed my fun story about interaction and minion based combat :<)

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>>161331519
I raged a bit but considering they could get a 1/1 I'm almost ok with this

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>>161331248
Anything control orientated are going to take Green Jade Cock up their arse.

So decks have to go faster again to counter it.

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>>161331519
Rogues got a Magma Rager has a card. Hahaha

>>161331612
Best pic of the set

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>>161331429
They're still stealing oc

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>>161331114
They won't be unbeatable, but they completely destroy fun decks and control that some of us play to break up the monotony of netdecking. Like absolutely makes them completely unplayable. Every deck that wants to play the game past turn 10 is completely unviable now, even if you have Reno for self heal, which is fucking IDIOTIC, because they try to push Reno with at least 3 legendaries in this patch.

Even Grimy Goons get shat on by Devolve, as if they were at all that strong to begin with (they really weren't). So that just leaves Jade classes uncontested, save for the usual aggro shitfuckery.

Until now, I could go in casual and play my Control Mage or Control Priest to actually have fun. Now, I can't even do that. Now, there's literally no reason to even craft a deck instead of waiting to snatch the first good one off of Hearthpwn.

Blizzard encourages and balances around autopilot netdeckers. It's time to uninstall and let you faggots enjoy your braindead bullshit meta, I guess. Thanks for pushing entire archetypes and playstyles out of the meta with your faggotry.

Story of my fucking life, right here, can't even remotely get anything I want, it's always what other, retarded people want, cause it's easier to cater to them.

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AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

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>Blade Flurry died for this
enjoy your Mean Streets of Jade Golems. This game is fuckin dead

>>161331173
you already have the average worked out? You have the optimal decklist for whatever deck this goes into, and on average it pulls "1.5"?

It's really good you retard. And It's comically easy to see that. A 4/5 taunt draw one is already good, because it's 0/1 larger than azure and has taunt. And that is the worst that could happen, period. In a dragon deck with a similar dragon density to what we have now (and this is adjustable) this can easily draw two cards. Literally all it needs to be ridiculously good is two draw two cards. A good amount of the time it will draw more than two, even. It's good enough to build your deck around, and guess what? You don't need to. Dragon Priest needs to tweak virtually nothing to run a card that says draw 1-3 summon a 4/5 with taunt for 6.

>>161331071
>next expansion
>10 mana 10/5 charge
>costs (1) less for each destroyed mana crystal and discarded card

>>161331519
EVOLVE TWICE FOR FREE

FREE
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Oh my fuck. This literally looks like /hsg/ OC.

>>161331612
>two cards that deal 4 damage to all minions for 3 mana
It's shit.

Jade golems are boring as fuck, what's interesting about summoning a vanilla body with every card you play?

I was hoping they wouldn't dominate but they look insane right now.

>>161331427
I really like how mass handbuff cards tell your opponent exactly how many minions you have in hand on a given turn.

Blizzard really worked hard on making a weak mechanic even weaker in case somebody gets a 60g paladin quest and doesn't have cards for wild.

>>161331708
TRIGGERED

>>161331675
jesus christ

>>161331708
If this is real I'm going to shit myself.

We literally discussed this last night.

>>161331675
Jesus Christ and I thought Forbidden Healing was strong

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>>161331708
NO WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

>>161331565
Shouldn't undead have some kind of stigma among the livings?
Nevermind, that second argument convinced me

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Time for memes

I like card disruption mechanics

>>161331708
>not the best rogue card in the set

>>161331429
alleycute/10

>>161331519
cool but bad

>>161331574
maybe pretty good for pirate warrior

>>161331612
flamestrike with ghoul? I dunno if it finds a spot though

>>161331675
finally gave priest a heal card, but probably doesn't get played

>friendly
so no auchenai pyroblast

>>161331708
what

>>161331713
fucking trash

>>161331734
I fucking guess it's almost a burn counter, but no

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>>161331708
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK

>>161331734
so bad it can't possibly be real

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>>161331708
Tell me this is fake

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>>161331734
I fucking can't

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>>161331708
Why even bother

>>161331734
Better Mogor? Oh wait is a 9/5/4

>>161331734
That looks like FUN.

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>>161331734
>>161331708
Woah so this is the design talent of a MULTI BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY

Holy crap. We fucked up lads by having faith in this, uninstall and go back to paper card games. Digital card games were a mistake and yes this includes weebverse.

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>>161331734
>freeze mage pyroblasts own face.jpg

>>161331816
That is a pretty funny card.
Shame it can't be used outside of meme decks.

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>>161331708
I CAN`T STOP LAUGHING
HOLY SHIT

>>161331276
>Jade golems force you to run garbage cards
such as?

>>161331734
>play vs freeze
>they concede

>>161331734
there is NO way this is a real card

>>161331708
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
A CLASS MEME CARD
FUCKIGN
JESHS CHRAST
BLIZZAAAAAAAAAAARD
proofs? is this on facebook?

>>161331734
The Trolden videos record themselves

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>>161331708
HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAA

>>161331881
At least, Shadowverse hasn't gone to the point to reprint cards, Hearthbaby.

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How Priestly.

>>161331708
>ROGUE
>SINKING TIERS
>GETS THE WORST CLASS CARDS OUT THERE

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>>161331708
get fucked rogues

>>161331734
ALL TARGETS

>>161331734
are you literally telling me that every game is gonna be decided by a fucking coin flip now?

>>161331971
yes it is, can check for yourself

>>161331971
Its real

facebook com slash pg/Hearthstone/photos/?tab=album&album_id=1257814800927952

>>161332036
WAIT WHAT
A SILENCE THAT IS NOT SHIT?

>>161332036
Doesn't draw a card

0/10 would not play

>>161331948
>play vs freeze
>ever

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Interesting. Prevents use in zoo unless they feel like taking 15 damage

>>161332036
That's actually stated decent enough to be used.
Also Purify deck is gonna be sweet now!

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>>161331708

>>161331708
WHY?

>>161331734
There is probably some word for tfw you laughing uncontrollably while crying inside. Hysteria?

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>>161331708

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>>161331675
great

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>>161331708
REPRINT WORST CARD FOR ROGUE
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

Post yfw warlock didn't get a playable legendary for 3 expantions now

>>161331708
At least it may be useful with stealth
Who am I kidding

>>161332108
>Blizzard thinks a 3 mana 5/5 is good

>>161332108
>woah an actual balance and interesting card that could be playable in non-meme deck

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>>161331734
>Randomly

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>>161332209
Rogue just got a fucking rager as a class card and a worse version of a 2 mana card as their lego. I don't think warlocks are allowed to bitch right now

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Time for Zoo

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>>161331816
Play 2 and disrupt reno decks.
They draw this card and see this smug asshole's face.

>>161332217
Thing From Below is pretty good even for 3 mana.

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I was just joking when I made this OC last night, why Blizzard? Why would you do this?

>>161332108
Pretty good for aggro demonlock

>>161332108
>summon
does this otk yourself with krul?

>>161332108
A cool card, but i dont know if a deck for it exists or will exist

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JADESTONE

>>161332272
>taking 20 damage next turn
seems good.

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i can't believe this is allowed

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>ROGUE
>LITERALLY
>GOT
>MAGMA RAGER

>>161332272
>zoo

so you either take 20 damage turn 4 if your opponent leaves it up, or tap pass? Doubtful

>>161332275
>>161331816
nice to see zeriyah finally got a card

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>>161331708
>blade flurry died for this

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>>161332287
I saw that shit. Oh my fuck did rogue ever get cucked this expansion. This is almost purify tier bad.

I'm think I'm out. It was a good run but I'm out.

>>161332293
>2 mana draw 1

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LOOK, WE GOT A THING TO COUNTER THE MEME ROGUER
I AM DYING HOLD ME

>>161332293
>Rogue gets a discover card that finds deathrattles (and most deathrattles are really good) without overload and it's barely played.
Blizz thinks this piece of shit will be?

>>161332279
Yes, because it doesn't kill you by itself. This card either kills you or makes you miss good plays.

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>>161332362

Haha, well played

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>>161331708
Purify taught them nothing

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>>161331708
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

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>>161331734
So wait.. does the card effect the rest of the game? Or only while it is in play?

>>161332362
posting thumbnails shouldn't be allowed

>>161332435
But it can discover more

FOUR

MANA

SEVEN

SEVEN

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The tiers will be:

-Tier 1 Jade Decks dominate Tier 3(+) and have a chance against Tier 2.
-Jade Decks countered by tier 3 Hyper-Aggro
-Hyper-Aggro contested by Tier 3 Grimy Goons / Dragon Priest
-Tier 4 and up is more dead than ever.

So much for "we want to encourage variety", Blizzard, well done.

>>161331708
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>161332428
Holy fuck
Rogue Rager on suicide watch

>>161332108
Pretty good in a slower Warlock deck to be honest, not just for the obvious playing one minion a turn at most reason compared to Zoo spamming out shit, but also because you're using a lot of spells too. Even so I'm not sure a vanilla 5/5 is good enough to see play outside of Reno variants though, maybe not even in those. And if you don't have good spells to cast next turn(s), it could just be a liability against aggro anyway.

>>161331734
>all targets

so if I target with a minion is it random? Attacking and battlecries? What the fuck?

This is /hsg/ tier OC because it leaves so many fucking unexplained questions and is vague as shit.

>>161332428
Would have been nice to have this card like 6 metas ago when miracle rouge was dominating, but even then 5 mana is still too much.

>>161331734
>>161331708

I'm done. These guys don't know what the hell they're doing.

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>>161332428
>Beast decks were too strong so we made Hemet to counter them
>Stealth decks were too strong so we made Investigator to counter them

>>161332578
ALL MINIONS

It´s everything that can be targeted.

>>161332428
SHADOW RAGER ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Really makes you wonder.

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>>161332428
>>161331816
Cant wait to put this card for the sole purpose of countering 1 deck

This worked so well last time with Kezan mystic/Flare/Secret eater

Priest 4 mana 12 heal

5 mana 5/5 with silence

Warrior 2 mana 0/7 TAUNT (wtf)

Fucking Wrathion draw unlimited cards unless you're playing a dragon deck.

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>Rogues are sneaky cutthroats who break the law and act shady to get what they want
>Mean Streets of Gadgetzan is themed around gangs
>Rogue cards are shit

>>161332428
>literally hardcounter to the rogue deck their pushing
go fuck yourself blizzard never playing your shitty as game again what the fuck did Valeera ever do to you?

>>161332701
I will break this

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>>161332428
I'm gonna fucking run this shit with rogue rager just to JUST myself FUCKING KILL ME

>>161332719
>Fucking Wrathion draw unlimited cards unless you're playing a dragon deck.
Can you read?

>>161332108
From the wording I hope cards that summon multiple minions trigger it only once - Warlock already had too big a lead in the suicide-race meme decks category.

>Kazakus doesnt actually become a dragon like in the teasers

AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA

FUCK

>>161332719
Read Wrathion again, you stop drawing cards when its not a dragon.

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Guys, /svg/ is making fun of us again. Fight back!

>>161332719
what are you talking about
WE SHADOW RAGER NOW

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>>161331708
Mein sides

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>>161331734
>4 health

>>161332701
this one is very good. you can't attack the turn you summon it so it doesn't matter anyways. If the enemy doesn't kill it they're in for a bad turn.
think rockbiters and windfury with this nigga

who else /readytouninstall/ here?
this expansion sucks dicks

>>161332362
fuck off

>>161332764
calm down son

>>161332428
>all those shitty rogue cards with stealth are even worse now.

>>161332747
>5 mana to remove stealth
>counter
this is what the retards at /hsg/ truly believe

>>161331708
>It's real
Is... Is this actually happening ? Did they seriously just fucking print this ?
PURIFY WAS FUCKING BETTER. PURIFY

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>epic

I mean I guess it can grow quickly, the paladin 1/1 that buffs your whole hand this this guy twice

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>>161332719
How do you function in day to day life? When you see a stop sign, do you keep going because to you it says DON'T Stop?

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>>161332823
B-but he can be buffed with goon cards
XD

>>161332840
>Implying /hsg/ plays the game

>>161332719
With the hand buffing effects, minions weighted toward health are much better targets.

>>161332848
no they aren't because that card is useless

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>>161331816
BECAUSE JADE TOTALLY DOESN'T ALREADY SHIT ON CONTROL DECKS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

KILL ME RIGHT NOW, SOMEBODY, PLEASE!

>>161332815
Doesn't anyone proof read these texts and try to keep some semblance of uniformity? Does this affect demons in my hand,board, deck, or all 3?

I saved a bunch of gold for this, but honestly dont see any cards I want.

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>Craft Yogg when release came for a laugh
>Dust him when he was nerfed to get 1600 dust back
>Now he's back again

>>161332870
I mean, no it wasn't anon. But at least Purify came with a plan. A shitty card for a shitty plan but it had synergy, it was a tech card, it was original.

This is just a generic minion incorporating the shittiest meme statline in the game and one of the least interesting or build-enabling keywords around combining into a total shitty minion.

Besides, it's actually ok in arena

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>>161332428
they have to know

they just have to

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>>161332840
right behind you

>>161333013
Embrace him.

>>161333013
wait till he gets nerfed again

>>161332896

Yea, similar to how I react to your mother saying "stop raping me", but I don't.

I didn't read Wrathion carefully, now it makes sense that it will be a must in dragon priest.

>>161332859
it's a shit deck anyway but were it not this is in place to make sure it's never actually good, which is fucking retarded

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>Meme Streets of Dustazan

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Anyone wanna buy a hearthstone account with every card? I think this is it.

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>>161333013
>Trying to avoid the God of Death

>>161332719
well now priest can counter freeze mage by healing and rogue by killing stealth minion with aoe

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>>161331708
B-But guys! You can play it on turn 3 and then buff it on turn 4! :^)

>>161332108
I think this is a really strong card against aggro/midrange. Actually an interesting and good card for warlock.

>>161333160
what the fuck, why, this is so excessive and pointless

>>161333131
>every card
Why do you even play if you have everything unlocked and the game is still shit?

>>161333027
No fuck you, purify actually is better, because it does SOMETHING for you. A fucking stealthed rager just gets blown out the water by the first random damage/aoe to fly around, and it's three fucking mana.

The fucking balls of these assholes, they really do believe people will lap up any shit they throw at them.

>>161331816
Actually kind of strong in beast decks and grimy goons decks. 1 mana 3/3 or 4/4, deathrattle shuffle a useless 1/1 in the opponent's deck?

>>161333201
>Aggro/Midrange
>Follow ze rules!

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>>161333086
Easy there Ahmed. I know rape is something to be proud of in your country but over here it's a very serious crime.

Your writing isn't so bad for someone who's only reading skills came from studying the Quran though

>>161331713
>6 MANA 9/9
DAYUM NIGGA

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>>161331519
>tfw enemy gets Sylvanas, Cairen or Emperor from that and I get the 6 mana 1/1

Atleast warlock is getting some decent shit. Im really fucking pissed about rogue tho.

>>161333169
See I actually like that combo with shit like preps and Cold Bloods.

>>161333160
>well played
>woosh pew woosh pew woosh pew woosh pew woosh pew woosh pew woosh pew woosh pew
>WOOSH PEW WOOSH PEW WOOSH PEW

rogue players are so entitled

>>161333160
that little nigga should have no arms if he wants to be a fucking 0/7

anyone wanna buy a battle net account with 9/9 golden heroes? It has legion/starcraft 1+2//diablo+ros. I just wanna get rid of it at this point i can sell it cheaply

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>>161333160
>3/3 Spirit claws

>>161333270
I actually thought the effect is calid for both players. Not interesting anymore.

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>>161333283
>6 mana 9/9
>1 mana 15/15

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>>161331708
>some anon actually joked about this after the retarded weaker brewmaster was shown
>it's true

>>161333390
how much? And what server? Eu?

>>161331708
>it's actually real

LOL

>>161332428
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>161333160
Oh I get it, it's to make this card shitty, haha.

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>>161333160
YES! THE FINAL PIECE TO MY ULTIMATE INNER FIRE VELEN OTK DECK!

>>161333446

Magma Rager synergy

>>161333116
if it were good this would do next to nothing to "counter" it

>execute was nerfed for this
is there any control deck that can stand up to jade golems?

>>161333446
claimed

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BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE

>>161333446
would fuck but would not play

>>161331279

Post the ones you did for past expansion, so we can see how bad people are at predicting the cards power level

>>161331816
>anti-highlander tech
>if you managed to draw both and get them killed
It's cute, but shit.

>>161333446
It's really odd that it can trigger off of itself.

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apology for poor english

when were you when control dies?

i was sat at home playing arena when stream start

‘control is kill’

‘no’

and you???????????

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>>161331708
>>161332428

>>161333530
THINK

OF

THE

STORIES

>>161332108
Ya'll really still think any cost is too high for tempo in this game?

This thing is going to trade up and there will be no drawback. Even if they decide to take 10 damage, this thing is insane.

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>>161333530
>yfw Freeze Mage LITERALLY becomes incapable of doing anything

I am now absolutely certain that rogue was originally going to be part of the Grimy Goons, and got switched last minute. It's the only way to explain these shitty buff cards, the seemingly tacked on jade cards, and the heavily understatted minions.

>>161333504
literally a powercreep grand crusader

>Both shaman and druid get three jade generator cards. Rouge only gets two.

Really makes you ponder.

>>161333504
>add a random demon to your hand
is this from your deck or just any fucking demon?

>>161333447
EU. Obviously im not gonna charge for the other games but im torn. i wouldnt go below 100 because it has a lot on it

>>161332108
>3 mana 5/5
>infinitely worse drawback compared to 477
Seriously?

>>161332108
>Leave the card alive because 5 damage isn't that much
>Can't play minions, and the card isn't good enough to get rid of many of them
>Most worthy 4 drops have 5 attack anyway.

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FUCK OFF
I WAS EXCITED FOR THIS TOO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>jade druid
>draw my whole deck
>play cheaper spells for 6/6 7/7 bodies
>don't get punished for control decks or fatigue
HOW THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS OK

I'm 100 wins away from golden warrior. What do I play now that they fucked control Face-Pirate?

>>161333732
someone above shieldbearer rank probably

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>>161333564
I was about to go do laundry, and instead I watched stream. Now my control is kill. Laundry wasn't done. Mondays...

>>161333710
aya is the tri class legendary, shaman and druid also got an extra class jade card.

>>161333695

Another piece of shit, what the fuck is wrong with these people?

>>161333695
>build deck around this
>spend 9 mana, dump 6 cards
>*ding ding*
>voidwalker wins

meh

>>161333695
>>>/r9k/

>>161333640
any demon, on stream it gave void crusher

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>priest is shit, but gets to be good
>gets shat on by Jade golem decks
>paladin is shit and gets a shit mechanic
>gets shat on by Devolve and the hand highlight in case someobdy wanted to play it
>rogue is shit and gets Shadow Rager
>a neutral anti-stealth card is printed the same set just in case
>an all-random neutral card is printed
You absolutely can't make this shit up.
This whole thing is a multi-million dollar experiment in deliberately bad game design.

>>161333751

Shadowverse

So how am I supposed to beat Jade Druid or Rogue with any other control deck?

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They've memed too hard. This is a genuinely decent card.

>>161332521
Only when in play.

>>161333446
This actually MIGHT see play in Jade Golem Druid considering how easily that deck will be able to pull out cheap and big minions.

That said I don't think there will be room for it when everyone will want to stuff the deck with as many cards that actually summon Jade Golems as possible.

It's legitimately a good card, it's just not an obscenely broken card or a card that summons Jade Golems so future constructed meta decks couldn't really care less about it.

>>161333616
Explain why Pit Lord has literally never seen play then, even as far back as when Yeti was considered constructed viable

>>161333892
>jungle panther that dies to ghoul, maelstrom, flame juggler

sorry anon

>>161333892
I concur. When Flamewaker rotates out, it'll start running wild.

Consider the following: Jade Dragon Druid with Wrathion for card draw to reach the infinite jade blossom cycle quickly.

>>161333881
You don't. Concede and save 20 minutes of your life.

>>161333892
Posting feet if I ever see this shit played in a tournament.

>>161333892
FINALLY, SOMETHING TO COMBO WITH MY FERRYMAN!

>>161333160
Why play this over lets say Thalnos or Evolved Kobold?

Hobart warrior legendary + 2x gorehowl

Heh, I greet you.

>>161333892
>Jungle Panther isn't played
>Meme Rager will be, when it dies to any AoE

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what did they mean by this

>>161334018

Inner Fire

>>161333892
It's worse than Jungle Panther. Jungle Panther sees no play.

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i like this one.

>>161334018
I think noone will waste a removal on +1 spell damage token, so it sticks.

>>161331000
This thing might make dragon decks survive even after rotation

Probably not though they'll need some more to make up for what they lose

>>161334079
It's going to die to Swipe
targetting a different minion

>>161334018
it was designed to fuck the demon archetype

it's also the first non token demon neutral

basically to fuck warlock only unique mechanic besides DESTROY YOU MANA CRYSTALS

>>161334018
Only in decks that really care about the spell power.

7 health means the thing will probably be around for a while so if you actually need that +1 spellpower to last for at least one turn it's a good bet (especially since no sane person would waste hard removal on it since it has no attack).

Basically, it sticks, it has spell power, might be included in some meme decks.

>>161333881
dumb cucktrol poster

>>161334162
Illidan is a non-token demon neutral. So is Prince Malchazar.

J A D E R O G U E

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You have 3 minutes to design a magma rager for every class using their class specific gimmicks.

>>161331000
Blizzard uses such low res images that I literally couldn't tell if this was OC or a card that Team 5 was responsible for.

>>161333564
>One card/archetype killed control.

Time to Rev up those Aggro decks I guess.

>>161334127
Seems like next expansion would be a good time to do a caverns of time themed adventure, considering.

>>161334018
It only exists to fuck over warlocks and nothing else since they have "summon random demon" on a couple of cards

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THINK OF THE SHARP SPORK SYNERGY!!!

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>>161332062
>now

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When do we do the predictions poll? Can we do it now?

>>161334110

I wonder if it's random, cause if not, 24 heal + 2 ancient healbots + 2 alchemists + 2 flash heal is cancer.

>>161334080
Twisted worgen was at least played for its synergy with that paladin divine shield lady.
Rogue memer is just a bad card.
Rogue at all didn't get anything worth mentioning this expansion. He can't even abuse shadowsteps and bad brewmaster to produce more golems, because his minions get it only on deathrattle.

>>161333892
>Blizzard said the entire point of Magma Rager was to teach new players that skewed stat cards are bad
>This is a skewed stat version of a fucking neutral

BLIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!

>Rogues ONLY good card this expansion was the FUCKING COIN

>>161333136
Healing does not counter freeze mage. Freeze just holds burn for an OTK.

>>161334297
If it was random, it'd say random.

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>>161334110
>two of these and a cabal+one tick from Emperor Thaurissan the turn before
>24 damage burst

>>161334080
They meant "Fuck Rogue, it sucks and we should just delete that whore Valeera from the game"

Then due to their own incompetence Team 5 forgot how to remove her code from the game and decided to just drown it in bad cards, then again due to their incompetence they accidentally gave Rogue Jade Golems not realizing that they were completely broken and would make the class playable for all the wrong reasons.

Basically they hate Rogue but are too incompetent to remove the class from the game effectively.

>>161334295
rip bladeflurry
rip oil
rip fun
rip game

>>161331816
WILDEST MEMES
baron ripplesides + this and feign death

>>161334247
Totem Rager
>3 mana 5/1 totem

Beast Rager
>3 mana 5/1 beast

Did anyone mention free packs for the expansion ?

>>161334380
i know it's hard for a dumb /hsg/bearer to understand why 1 card can break the game but you're just wrong

>>161334409
Did you read the card?

>>161334409
>friendly

>>161334409
>Restore 12 health to a FRIENDLY character
>a FRIENDLY character
>FRIENDLY

>>161334409
>Friendly
Nope fag. Unless you mean 24 burst damage to your own face.

>>161331708
I'm glad they didn't make it a 5/2, we wouldn't want any power creep on Jungle Panther. I mean, who's ever heard of class cards being stronger the neutral cards, ESPECIALLY neutral cards that see basically no play?

>>161334409

>Friendly

But if you want to burst yourself, it works I guess.

>>161334247
Overload Rager
10/1
0 mana overload (1)

>>161334247
priest 1/5 charge
rogue 5/1 combo:stealth
warrior 5/1 taunt
shaman 12/8 overload 2 0 mana
druid 5/1 give you empty mana crystal
paladin 5/1 divine shield
mage 5/1 add a random mage spell to your hand
warlock 5/1 discard your deck
hunter 5/1 charge beast

>>161334409
>>161334297
>Friendly

>>161334409
>reading comprehension

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LITERALLY THE ONLY PLAYABLE NEW ROGUE CARD

A FUCKING COIN

BRAVO
R
O
D
E

>>161334247
>Druid
3-mana 1/1
Choose one: 5/1 or 1/5 minion

>Shaman
Lightning Rager
3-mana 5/5
Overload (3)

>Warrior
Steel Rager
3-mana 1/5
Taunt, Deathrattle: Add armor equal to this minion's attack.

Give me a moment.

>>161334409
>to a friendly character

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>>161334247

>>161334484
tomb pillager is literally better in every way, you're a dumbass if you think the coin is going to break the game and make miracle good

>>161334553
>shaman 12/8 overload 2 0 mana
Needs to have a totem tag

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Real talk, /hsg/, I'm serious here. Is this rock bottom? A handful of Gadgetzan cards literally shut down the rest of the very same set. They can only make better expansions after this, right?

>Grimy Goons nerfed out of meta by the very expansion they're printed in.
>Control, anti-meta and experimental decks are completely unviable in constructed altogether.
>Reno is not only going out of rotation, they're completely countered out of viability by Gadgetzan - but they STILL print 3 dead-in-the-water Legendaries to support the killed off archetype.
>Devolve allows shamans to effortlessly counter three archetypes; Deathrattles(N'Zoth), Tribes and Buffs - so Dragon Priest is buffed AND nerfed in the same expansion, really.
>Miracle Rogue is also countered by Devolve, but I list it separate, because they literally printed a "remove stealth" card.

So to recap:
- Control / fun / theorycrafting completely removed from viability.
- Deathrattle / Miracle / Tribes / Buffs are Tier 3 at best.
- In return for losing 7 archetypes, we get back 1 archetype via Jade decks.

Team 5, everyone. Good night, see ya Friday!

>>161332108
does it trigger off itself?

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>>161331708
>we all laughed at the joke OC the anon made last night of exactly this

CANT WAKE UP

>>161334247
Priest: Whenever this minion attacks and survive fully heal it

Shaman: Gain +1/+2 Overload (1)

Druid: Summon a Jade Golem

Warrior: Whenever this attacks gain Armor equal to the damage dealth

>Romeme >Stealth

Paladin: Gain divine shield when attacking

Warlock: +2/+3 Destroy a Mana Crystal

Hunter: Always attacks face

Mage: Put a random spell into your hand

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Move over Nightbane Templar, new waifu on the block

>>161334489
>>161334515
>>161334520
>>161334523
>>161334528
>>161334550
>>161334565
>>161334578
>>161334618
Alright, sheesh. I made a mistake. Blow me.

>>161334538
Jungle Panther vs Shadow Rager
>Better distributed stat-line
>Beast tag
>Can go in decks for classes that are actually aggressive as fuck
It's just better all around. Only niche Rager use is trading with a Yeti in arena.

>>161334279
>rogue
>weapons
wew

>>161334648
this

if you think tomb pillager is worse (4 mana 5/4 that LITERALLY DRAWS THE COIN, THIS 'GAMEBREAKING' CARD, THE EXACT SAME CARD) then you're a shieldbearer

>>161334247
Warrior - Armor Rager: 3 5/1 BC: Give your Hero 2 Armor.
Hunter - Primal Rager: 3 5/1 BC: Inflict 2 damage to the enemy Hero. BEAST
Shaman - Wind Rager 3 5/1 Windfury
Paladin - Divine Rager 3 5/1 Divine Shield
Priest - Holy Rager 3 5/1 BC: Restore 2 Health.
Mage - Arcane Rager 3 5/1 Spell Damage +1
Warlock - Demon Rager 3 6/1 DEMON
Druid - 3 Wild Rager 5/1 Choose One: +1 Attack or +1 Health.