Dota 2 General - /d2g/

i wanna be mirana's daddy

>>161167827
I think I could come close to his lifts but for sure lose in a fight

BuLba

>>161167826
HeynDota from @Joindota here, anything you want to see in the Major preview we're doing for Boston?

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

bLULba

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>Liquid won

DELET THIS

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Do you ever wish you were part of a dota playing family?

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>CS final
>full crowd
>Dota final
>no one there

What now dotards

>>161167778

>hes browsing his phone during work that requires him to be attentive and communicative

disgusting

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>>161168005
Examine which teams have the best winrates in single elimination and Bo1 format.

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>No Lux hero
Seriously dotards?

>>161168082
Why is rob (I think his name is rob) eating Thanks Giving food with fucking china sticks? Does he hate america?

>>161168005
Give every team odds of winning and make sure complexity is 1 billion to 1

>>161168082
there literally is not even one female at that table and no one has mentioned it

are you guys just used to this shit

>>161168082
I went to IHOP for Thanksgiving and the food was better than that shit, yeesh

>>161168005
Heroes which are most picked together as a combo and their respective win rates.

example:
>drow+weaver has a 100% winrate

>>161168141
i wish they would rework windranger to basically make her lux

Q stays the same
W turns into a weak cimson guard that you apply to teammates via skillshot
E can stay the same
R is powershot that does way more damage and has a much higher cooldown

the maelstrom-aghs meme discovery obviously wasnt enough to save her so i say just toss her current ult entirely

>>161168198
why should there even be a female at that table?

>>161168198
>Giving a shit about females in the age of steadily progressing VR and realistic fake vaginas

You poor dumb normie

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>>161168198
Pull up a chair anon!

>>161168326
WR is fine with drow strat.
W33 can make her work like he did before ti6 and she wasn't nerfed you faggot. KYS

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>>161168391
>He thinks people pursue women for the sex

It's about companionship anon, something that your schizoid disordered brain doesn't understand.

>>161168503
don't call them schizoid, they fucking wish they were schizoid

very few people on this site have anything genuinely wrong with their brain. they're just hopelessly inept.

>>161168198
Yes.
Less women play competitive because less women play vidya in general.
Its not hard to understand that and its not some sexist conspiracy like the bbc thinks. Aka the retards who seriously compared M to F fucking
prize money earned as if it were wages

>>161168467
Im sorry for my fellow Swede Loda's rude behaviour. We were taught that you remove your head gear while indoors

>>161168467
SPOILER THAT SHIT

>>161167917
isn't fly but yeah probably.

He wouldn't want to fight though I think. He seems like a peaceful guy. Unlike Puppey

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>>161168467
>tfw not cool enough to sit at this table

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>>161168648
>Blitz's gf

SHE KNOWS

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>>161168648
oye vey I bet the goyim paid for this

reminder to stop building shadow blade and blink dagger

one or the other

>>161167826
this pic made me yawn

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>>161168503
And I can't tell you how happy I am for that

>People kill themselves cause no GF
>I lose 110 pounds and get /fit/ for myself

A Dog is literally GoodGF when it comes to everything that's not sex. Betting your happiness on someone else is a stupid normie thing to do and I'll never get it.

>>161168568
I actually got diagnosed with it tho if that's worth anything, I think it's a load of shit to classify someone with a personality disorder because they don't want to hang out with you though, especially in this day and age. I spend all my time not at work alone and I'm mentally sound.

If Treephob 'Xyclopz' Tiangtrong isn't on the talent list for the Boston Major

It would be an unforgivable oversight on the part of Valve. One of the best SEA analysts out there, the only Thailander I've met that I actually liked, represents SEA/CN like no other, the guy was captain and solo mid for AdmiralBulldongs party stack, he's allergic to nuts, with Bulldog he singlehandedly beat down many pub stacks, and BTS was so impressed with Xyclopz they later made him part of the BTS family, forming BTS.SEA where Xyclopz lead them to the top of the SEA casting.

Despite all this success, Xyclopz only ranks $674 ahead of Winter in career earnings, who currently sits at $0. I hope Valve has made it a point to create a spicy SEA flavor for the Boston major and there isn't a better guy then Xyclopz to represent SEA and CN. If you've watched CN dota you've been delighted by his casts and insights. It's he's not at the Boston Major it would a fucking embarrassment. It's time to bring Xyclopz home, who is one of the great guys in the proud history of Dota.

>>161168467
whatever happened to battery assault Korok?

>>161168873
Suicide

>>161168872
i like this post

>>161168873
1. never actually got tried for anything or served any prison time, also it wasnt for beating his girlfriend iirc
2. plays dota on the dl

>>161168872
upboat tis

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why arent you watching real esports dotards?

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>>161168873
comeback in 2017

>>161169162
I've been meaning to get into chess for a while but idk where to start.

I'm guessing there are some pretty good phone apps for it.

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>>161169162
Carlsen pls win

>>161169162
Because The Game is on
you nerds wouldn't know what I'm talking about tho

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fucking godz lmao

>>161169212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSA9se6t82I&list=PLQsLDm9Rq9bHKEBnElquF8GuWkI1EJ8Zp

>>161168568
>it's about companionship
then why the fuck does it matter that they're female

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>>161169496
hehe

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>>161169496
Why would you try to look like William H. Macy's son?

>>161169162
I can't get carried in chess. It also takes some skill unlike dota so i'll just stick with dota

>>161169212
chess is really fucking repetitive and stale imo

the only advantage of becoming good at it is that people will think you're some kind of edgy genius when you really don't need to be particularly intelligent to reach GM which is like 6k dota equivalent

>>161169162
>Each move takes like 15 minutes

No thanks

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>>161169568
>He prefers the company of men

>>161169736
>your own team wont even let you make a "move" in dota
dunno man

>>161169751
that's why I am in d2g

>>161169725
is it harder to reach chess GM than doto 6k?

>>161170036
Dota 6k is definitely easier

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>>161170036
a 12 year old can reach GM, a 12 year old cant reach 6k

>>161170080
how do you reach doto 6k

>>161170114
12 yo or how old sumail was can win the TI m8

>>161170114
sumail could have

>>161170114
RAMZES666 was 8 years old when he broke into the pro scene

>Want to shit talk on my friend so hard ITT
>But he browses here too so I know he'd find out I was shit talking him if I said anything
God dammit I fucking hate you cunt I hope you know that.

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>>161170162
Pick mid/carry
Farm well
Win your lane
Talk over mic and dictate your team's movement, most people will obey what the guy who won his lane and is on a godlike streak will say
Don't flame/give your team reasons to report you and put you in low tier matchmaking

>win team fight
>team goes back to farm the jungle
>doesnt even farm the enemy jungle

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>161170286
>Farm well
>Win your lane
These are hard and not so straightforward to practice.

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do you miss when BTS was small?

>>161170338
no

>>161169162
>a cookie cutter overly simplistic TBS that's still there just because it's a "classic" board game every single person has heard about

>>161170329
Yeah well you're not gonna be instantly good at it if you don't know wtf you're doing

>>161170338
When there were 3 studios and no monopoly

>>161170338
i miss when that dirty kike didn't take over the dota 2 world

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>>161170429
:d

>>161170286
>Pick mid/carry

How do you do this and actually get a lane you can farm decently in? If I don't pick support in my games we just have five people playing position 1.

>>161170080
i'm quite sure reaching GM is easier than 6k in dota

you can "hero abuse" by spamming the same openings. chess is literally identical every game for like the first 15 moves. there's also 0 mechanical requirement unlike dota.

with basic chess knowledge and grinding games, any monkey can reach GM

>>161170527
Then go offlane and win there until you're in the bracket where people are cooperative enough to not pick 4 cores (it exists at higher MMR on servers that aren't US West/East/Russia)

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post your rare kikes

>>161168714
EVIAN
BOTTLE
DICK

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>>161170662

>>161170527
pick good heros that can farm
leave your lane when it isn't safe anymore

>>161170636
not even a million monkeys will break forced 50

>>161170660
>Then go offlane
There will be at least one other player there from my team.

I'm really tired of people on 4chan and reddit talking about reaching 6k, a rank 99.99% of players never hit, like it's so slapdick-simple.

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>>161170850
>There will be at least one other player there from my team.


Well then sorry to say but your account is so low MMR that you must not have actual teammates who respect your choices when it comes to where you want to lane. If I want a solo offlane or mid all I ever have had to do is a lock my choice and click it on the lane.

Of course I can't say that 5k MMR EU is like this for certain, but I do know 5k Perfect World is like this.

>>161170850
the jungle is empty dude

chess is a MOBA

>>161171161
there's no forced 50 to keep you back though

>>161171082
>Well then sorry to say but your account is so low MMR that you must not have actual teammates who respect your choices when it comes to where you want to lane

There is no MMR where your teammates will respect where anyone else wants to lane. Not even 6k.

>>161171161
chess is a turn based strategy game

>>161171228
There literally is and I just told you, I'm 5k on PerfectWorld and I don't ever have people trying to fight me over lanes.

>>161171228
according to arteezy that is only true on NA servers and that is why no one will ever hit 9k on us servers

>>161171283
Post your dotabuff.

>>161171319
Link where he says this.

>>161171283
hello lebanon. Only you could be so infuriating. New brand of shitposting i see

>>161171283
>Perfect World
Like the MMO?

>be 6k support only player
>have a low 5k pudge or some shit who completely ruins my lane
>i now have 0 impact early game and have to just pray my team carries me
this is the most infuriating thing in dota

>>161171569
no those are the proxy guarded chink servers. But he's just shitposting don't mind him

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>161170850
I'm 6k
offlane is gucci
go dual offlane if you must, its still gucci

>>161171319
It's true. Peruvians and Americans pick the exact same way. Every lineup farm priority is 1/1/2/3/8.

>>161171752
>supportcuck
>your lane
lmao almost as pathetic as manlets tip-toeing for photographs
almost ;)

When I pick AA, I don't ""support"" and don't buy wards unless I need them.
Int heroes are magic damage carries and that's how they were played in the old days.

>>161171404
it was on stream like a month ago in response to a donation
no way I can find it

>>161171504
Not Lebanon, America.

>>161171569
As in the server provider for the entire Chinese region.

>>161171404
I haven't used Dotabuff in years because any parsing sites are pretty pointless, the analysis they provide doesn't give you the information you need to improve and all it does is provide something for the enemy team to look up (your hero picks and item builds), still pissed they made that change in reborn where people can see my recent picks/matches. So now just to give them the impression I'm not spamming a hero in ranked (I mainly spam Slardar for safe lane or offlane, or Shadowfiend/OD for mid) I'll spend an hour or two abusing some bots in 20 minute matches with random heroes in unranked, inbetween my ranked matches.

Only replay analysis can provide you with real insight into losses/wins.

>>161171905
the good old days of AA solo mid

>>161171923
lebanon is from america

>>161170850
it really fucking simple if you put your mind to it

nothing wrong with duo offlane especially in upper brackets and you just need an iron talon to win the lane

have you maybe considered the reason why 6k is impossible for you is because your a fucking retard?

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>>161170662
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>>161172006
I thought Lebanon was called Lebanon because he was from Lebanon when he posted on /int/ like that /int/poster said.

fuck off 6kfags

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>>161172527
Success breeds jealousy.

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>GAMESHITTERS

just two weeks till you guys are evicted from d2g again :^)

>>161172582
6kfags can't be pro players either so they're just shy of being successful. It's pathetic

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>he's sub 4k

unironically laughing at you

>>161172701
ok thats it im going 7k now

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Question.
How often should I get wards, like if I bought 1 every x minutes how long should that be?

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>>161168818

>A dog is literally GoodGF when it comes to everything that's not sex

Speak for yourself.

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>>161172680
I honestly don't know how many times I need to tell you people that if I stopped shitposting here this general would be 404ing.

I play at most 4-5 matches per day in the early morning hours, but I still have time to throw in some easy shitposts and baits to keep you little ones entertained.

Boston Major will be disappointing due to the format, it's a week away and they haven't announced talent (bad sign).

>>161172701
This sort of sour grapes posting is just pathetic.

>>161172840
be 8k like bulba first

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>tfw don't even have ranked unlocked

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>>161172837
>he bothers to even play ranked

>>161172949
fuck off dogfucker

>>161172959
you are cancer. The only thing you say is "I'm 6k and you guys are trash. My team is so garbage holy fuck sub6k fuckers think they can tell me what to do!"
You are PSG tier of ooga booga, Nice mmr. Imagine if you could do something with it

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>>161173171
You're so triggered, oh my god I love it. This is the kind of effect I want to have with all shitters who post here.

Please everyone follow his example.

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>siractionslacks
>a mentally retarded person who doesn't even understand dota at a basic level can get 5k
>he can't

>>161173363
uhmmm, I'M the one and only 6kfag in d2g anon
please fuck off k?
eza i bet thats you

>>161173363
Post more jinx my man

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>>161173436
I dunno who eza is, was that the guy who was like 5.8k off of Timbersaw/Void offlane? I remember him.

>everyone is the boogeyman
wew it just keeps happening

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>>161173453
I don't have any crops from that particular doujin anon, you can go get them yourself the artist is pretty easily identifiable.

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>>161172234
there is a lebanon faceposter and there is an american faceposter and there are other faceposters

d2g is just really, really retarded

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>I cease shitposting
>Page 7

Every day, it's fucking clockwork.

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>>161171813
>no strong black dota waifu to crush my pelvis and genitals during intercourse
why can't dota girls be real?
where the fk is my dota VR?

>Shitposters are the lifeblood of the `lag

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>liquid would've qualified for boston if it wasn't for bulba

Meanwhile Demon is practically exiled from NA teams despite high placing at TI, subbing for teams where they'd place top 3 at tournaments, and having a big fanbase.

Anyone?
>>161172936

>>161174427

What do you except from a game that whites stopped playing and its devs no longer care about?

>>161172936
>>161174520
Depends on the state of the game, if the enemy has good line-up for taking Roshan then you always want wards around the Roshpit/Ancients/Secret Shop. If they're playing defensive or passive you get wards in their jungle and even your jungle entrances so you can gank them (if your team can gank).

DON'T BE LIKE SYNDEREN and waste an excessive amount of gold on wards/sentries because you think it's going to help your team, if you're on the backfoot or losing then a single smoke gank or two can give you far more map control and security than a few wards.

>2 tango pls :3

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>>161174445
>Bulba left
>Liquid still choked and played like shit
>People think because they beat fucking ESC in a meme honeypot they're good now

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after smurfing in high 4k / low 5k

it's hilarious how many players lead their teams to defeat through their shot calling
it's ironic because these guys probably think they need to "lead" their team to victory, and end up doing the exact opposite

they're also all redditors i'm quite sure who can't stop talking and typing

guys

they are making fun of our guy sing on gif again

>>>/gif/9629318

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>>161174769
2shu
*ping* *ping*

>>161174445
>Demon is practically exiled from NA teams
what did or didn't he do?

>>161174214
>I cease shitposting
any post you make is a shitpost anon

>>161174973
He just had a reputation as a thrower and a clown, so he had to go overseas for people to give him a chance.

I actually think it's for the best, there are very few good SEA captains and if it weren't for Faceless existing he'd be guaranteed getting the SEA slot at every Valve LAN.

>>161174973
he isn't exiled
he's glorifying himself as some sort of martyr because he threw a few game YEARS AGO

just because he can't get on to current EG doesn't mean he's "exiled"

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>>161175017
That is what /d2g/ exists for after all.

>>161174973
he stopped taking games seriously, didnt show for scrims, sometimes even forcing his team to use standins because he was at the gym in official matches
i think they got booted from a tourney because of him actually
so yeah that shit doesnt help when dota is finally big monies and you want to make a squad and make it big

>he doesnt' play on PW
what a fucking SHITTER

>bristlback can survive 1v5 fore like 10 minutes at any point in the game

why is this hero bad?

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>>161175530
But I do.

>>161175617
>chink
>posting jap cartoons
hmm

>it's either perfect world or shitskin world

whoa....

idea: the health faceless/weaver can get back is displayed in light green

already casualizing the game why not go all the way

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>>161175646
>Assuming I'm chink just because I play on their servers

It was a blessing that you were born so stupid.

>>161175867
the ping is absolutely atrocious and unacceptable for anyone who isn't from that region of the world

you are some variant of asian or a non-human aussie

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>d2g just now discovering that regular servers are honeypots and that only perfect world has good dota

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>>161175947
>Dota 2 only has 30 tickrate
>He thinks decent VPNs don't exist for every region of the world except Africa

>>161176131
>I don't know how internet networking works / I am so fucking garbage shit I think high ping is acceptable because my brain has seconds of delay

>>161176207
>His brain is so slow he can't predict an enemy play 0.50-1.00 seconds before it happens
Literally why cast points exist.
>He legit doesn't understand how networking to PerfectWorld servers works
BTS could spend a very small amount of money and not have to deal with any amount of delay or ping issues when they casted their Chink tournaments in BTS, but they'd rather be Jews and complain just like you.

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>be safe laning as aa with a nature's prophet
>He apparently for got to turn off open mic and we get his idle chatter with some VoIP call
>Pop my salve on him cuz he was low and I didn't want him to to back to regenerate
>Says," look at this fag trying to heal me" over mic

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>ephey will never whisper into your ear early morning

Are any of the heroes gay? I don't wanna pick up this game unless I feel represented.

>>161176636
bounty
pl
necrolyte

furries and necrophiles covered too

>>161176636
Necrolyte, Storm Spirit

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>>161176636
Bounty hunter is v gay

>>161176808
why

ppd's camera's movements are so fucking bad

>>161177048
Bounty doesn't have any aoe skills so pl jut runs a train on him

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>>161177051
What happened to the PPD poster who used to defend him?

>>161176343
>dunning krugering about network connections
>he's so shit and garbage that he and his opponents telegraph their movements
ayy

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>>161177381
he got kicked.

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>>161177512
You're just embarrassing yourself now, trying to get around the fact that cast points literally show you that a spell is about to be cast. I don't even know how your map awareness can be so bad that you wouldn't know obvious ganks when you see them either. There's a reason why the best pub mid and carry heroes will always be the ones that can duck into the jungle instead of always staying in lane, but the reason seems to have escaped you entirely.

>>161177609
no, he """"""retired""""""

>>161178024
he's joking that bulba was the ppd poster, and stopped posting when eg kicked bulba

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I dont feel like playing dota anymore am i getting to old for this?

dont forget to sub

>he is not watching clg lacoste live

https://twitch.tv
dota2vods247

dotards?

>>161178254
Have you got the original of this? There's another you in it for you if you do

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>>161178443
Uhmmm, everyone is watching our boy play some dota

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>revealing yourself to be so bad that you aren't affected by lag
>when all the pros acknowledge anything in the triple digits is a handicap

wew

>>161176701
Razor, storm spirit

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>>161177051
ppd's mechanical skill is garbage
the fucking montages of his 'plays' after ti5 when bandwaggoing on EG was fashionable were fucking hilarious

>>161178897
naw pros say anything below 150 ping is playable just gotta get used to it

>>161179014
someone from EU or NA playing to china will be 250-300ms, minimum

>muh VPN
literally can only make your connection slower, and the fastest direction connection is already over 200ms.

If Ioannis "Fogged" Loucas isn't on the talent list for the Boston Major

It would be an unforgivable oversight on the part of Valve. One of the best NA analysts out there, the only Peruvian I've met that I actually liked, represents SA/NA like no other, the guy was captain and solo mid for PotM fucking bottom, he's allergic to nuts, with Dignitas he singlehandedly beat down Dendi/Puppey at dreamhack summer 2013, and Navi was so impressed with Fogged they later made him part of the Navi family, forming Navi.NA where Fogged lead them to the top of the NA ladder finishing 2nd at the Dota 2 Canada Cup Season 3.

Despite all this success, Fogged only ranks $15,451 ahead of DotACapitalist in career earnings, who current sits at $0. I hope Valve has made it a point to create a spicy NA flavor for the Boston major and there isn't a better guy then Fogged to represent NA and SA. If you've watched Dreamhack winter 2016 you've been delighted by his casts and insights. It's he's not at the Boston Major it would a fucking embarrassment. It's time to bring Fogged home, who is one of the great guys in the proud history of NA Dota.

queue times broke rtz

>>161179073
Upvotes for visibility

>>161179057
150 and 250 are both triple digits friendo

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>>161178897
>65% winrate when playing with people I can hardly communicate with, through sheer fact that our coordination is stable enough and my farm is high enough to snowball
>Bad
>Pros get triggered by lag/stuttering/ping and don't have the patience to adjust to the literal 0.15 second delay that occurs

If the game had a higher tickrate it'd be untenable, but all you're doing at this point is shibbolething yourself and your inability to cope with the fact that I've entered into the sacred land of pubs.

When chinks gg all chat in pubs they actually let you finish fast, they don't just sit high ground to hope they can outplay your massive gold lead that you won off of a proper laning stage.

OSfrog is the most universally appropriate Twitch emote of all

One hero gets killed by overwhelming damage=OSfrog

One hero survives a lot of damage=OSfrog

For instance, imagine a Weaver gets caught by arrow and gets stunned for 4 seconds. He gets triple starstormed before he can do anything and dies.

On the other hand, Weaver can get caught by arrow, and if the damage is barely not enough, Timelapse everything back to full hp.

In both scenarios, OSfrog is used. Truly the most OSfrog emote.

>>161179186
where do you live anon

>>161179073
see
>>161168872

>>161179014
This. 200 is fine too, so long you keep in mind that you will attack move a lot worse.
Packet loss is a bigger problem.

>>161178897
100 is fine
200 is still fine
300 is where you are forced to shift queue because you can't animation cancel properly anymore.
50 + 20% packet loss is is realistically in the 200-300 range.
Packet Loss > Ping

>>161179290
2k mmr

>>161179193
>>>/v/

>>161179357
The 1k mmr scrub said something
W o W

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>>161179057
>>161179232
I told you I have 160

>>161178770
i just gained at least 3 chromosomes watching this

Do you still go early travels on Invoker when you're playing from behind?

>>161179193
It's true though because every aspect of this game is fucking retarded from a balance point of view. The whole of Dota is just a shuffle of which heroes are OP for a certain amount of time, only for them to be nerfed and replaced with the next roster of OP heroes, and so on. that's what happens when you're multimillion player game has 7 people working on it once every 6 months.

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how do i win mmr guys?
im 2.3k right now, and even if i play real good there's a 50% chance my (other) cores are utter shit and we end up losing

>>161179572
have you tried not being shit

>>161179443
where do you live anon

>>161179572
watch purge's shit on supporting and bsj's shit on cores

to be honest though at 2k all you really need to climb is better farming so

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>>161179572
>South America

Verguenza spotted. Just quit playing kid.

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>>161179617
Sorry bb qt pi but you have to pay more than just a few (You)s to go to a private cam session with me.

Or maybe you should just figure it out yourself like the weirdo stalker you are

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>>161179572
pick op heroes, only play 3 or 4 heroes and learn how to lead your team without triggering them

>>161179540
>7 people working on it
way too much
try 3 browsing reddit during lunch break to fix bugs over the weekend if they have time

>>161179817
>claims to have le secret insider method to play on le perfect servers
>absolutely refuses to say where he is from
i dont give a shit about you, a garden variety animeNEET, lad

but what i am seeing is a refusal to state the region from which you originate, which is by far the #1 factor in determining if PW is viable or not

>>161174769
being in such a shitter dumpster tier bracket where your mid has to ask for tangos

>>161179572
You need to take objectives earlier, gank more, get more farm, and pressure better.
It was a 47 minute game anon.
It should have ended in 20.

>>161179979
who are you quoting

>>161179572
also always splitpush because under 4k literally their brains explode and they dont know how to deal with it

What is split pushing

>>161179572
When your hero is peaking, and being far stronger than their cores, abuse that and take objectives. Don't stall.

This will be a weird way of putting it but imagine that farm and your carry items are a "key" and towers, barracks and the ancient are a "gate". You dont play to nuke niggers, you play to get that big glowing rock under the ground.

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How do you play clockwerk?

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>>161179954
>He doesn't know how to get on Perfect World servers

I mean this whole time I thought you knew and were just projecting some stupid shit about high ping because you had high ping to them but oh my god I'm arguing with some caveman cavetard who lives in the 20th century and can't google search.

You know this is the exact reason why spoon feeding is still a bannable offence in some cases on /a/, the cavetards on other boards are just low tier saucefags who nobody ever taught how to fish.

>>161180132
the counter to death ball

>he is a third worlder

yup, it's confirmed

absolutely desperate to hide where he is from

nobody from EU or NA will get
>>161179443
pings

we've got an actual third world subhuman

>>161180182
>getting this anal over a question
not even that guy but lmao

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>>161180179
Just b urself

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WHO AM I?

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>>161180179
Go watch Cematheslayer's Clockwerk replays, he's good at both laning and itemization.

>>161180179
>go to lane and repeatedly cog people so they have no mana
>build tranq boots
>hit 6
>find the easiest core to kill on their team and repeatedly hook them and mash every button you your keyboard
>repeated for 30 min
>hope your team won because if not you are completely useless except for a suicidal bkb piercing stun

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>tfw you are part of the demographic which took over 4chan and cucked it from AnimeNEET /a/utists

>>161180312
>apple products
for what pvrpose

>>161180376
I'm 12 btw

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You're really funny loser-kun.

>>/int/67919290

>>161180380
It was a gift, and I can shitpost from bed

>>161180505
Oh okay

Still, tablets feel like a meme, normal smartphone will suffice

>161180460
>dunning krugerite linking
LOL

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>>161180460
>>161180253
H-how embarrassing I forgot one of the >
>>>/int/67919290

>>161180312
i still cant believe they took magic immune shocking from cogs

@161180376
there's an old saying
"like pissing in an ocean of piss"

>>161180505
>>161180530
Unless it's waterproof and you can have porn in shower on a decent screen. If that's the case I take that back

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>>67919290
>he is at best, a worst coast cuckold
>even more likely he is proxyposting as he is already a confirmed VPN abuser for dota games

How is 180 ping even playable to you people

Like whats the point just play on your local server

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>Trigger stupid American who is jealous of my premium tier PerfectWorld matchmaking
>Trick him into giving me an American /int/ (You) which is easily worth 15 /d2g/ (You)s

Enjoy your self shibbolething matchmaking with the Peruvians kiddo. You can't even beat Peruvians, at least I can beat chinks.

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>>161180862
>gameshitter animeNEET thinks he's better than anyone

>>161180856
Oh right I forgot I dont live in a third world country filled with "human" roaches

>tfw you will never be a third worlder
>Tfw you will never be addicted to anime
Feels good man

Why is anime such a dead giveaway of third worlders?

>>161180896
You seem upset senpai

>>161181124
He's mad he will never enter the holyland that are Perfect World servers. He will forever be a self-shibbolething loser who will either abandon the game entirely (forfeiting himself to be a never gud, never got gud player), or he will queue and play with the Peruvian monkeys that have infested his server.

>he doesn't even know about god tier game modes with both good ping and good games

>He plays shit like AP and tries to make it viable by getting 200ms ping from this third world shithole to play with soulless chinks

hmm

really makes you wonder

if they weren't as addicted to bad game modes like AP maybe they'd see the light?

>he uses my memes and thus gets filters by the ~lag

wew

>>161181289
Chinks play Random Draft almost exclusively, most fun game mode imo, everything else like Captain's Draft or All Random Deathmatch are super dead even on the most popular servers.

I gotta say, playing with russians on EU has to be better than whatever under human race you guys have on US because at least I dont always understand what the fuck theyre saying

>>161181384
Russians are actually not half bad to play with if you don't spit abuse at them, I've been thinking that once I get my MMR to around 6k I might switch to EU West since I doubt Turkroaches can reach as high as 6k.

>>161181384
russians are either b) really good, wont say single word through mic
c) really fucking bad shouting GAMBURGER through mic
a) some drunk fucks laughing through mic and having good time

no others

>game made for esports
>board made for esports
>thread made for esports

>he insists on shitting the game because he needs something to distract him from the crushing vacuousness that is his NEETlife
>he's just trying to hold off the inevitable /jp/spie esque sucide that awaits him in his 30s

>>161181384
There's no worse race on the US servers than the american white cuckold numale redditor support

>>161181489
I'm gonna queue for US East right now because thats the lowest non-eu ping I get. I want to see if it's manageable, and fuck, maybe something fun will happen

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>>161181504

>>161181504
Are you that fucked that you can't even play a video game without feeling inadequate

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>play RD
>get fun games without peruvians

>n-no you need to jump through 300ms delay hoops and play with soulless chinks to avoid them

?

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>>161181504
>Dead game, killed by the devs who just squeeze it for game
>Dead thread, that dies and will 404 if people stop shitposting in it
>Board that exists because people refused to talk about video games on the other one, and now people in generals all across the board refuse to talk about video games in these ones

This thread and this board are being used in the best way that they can.

>>161181547
Good luck, I stopped queuing US servers three years ago and my friends kept playing on them, but shit has become so bad over the last year that my friends quit playing at all.

>>161181603
video games have not been fun or good in about 5 years -- minimum.

>>161179612
this is the only sound advice

>>161179662
>implying i can quit

>>161179617
south america

>>161179821
no use, most teammates wont communicate at all

>>161180023
>>161180164
ill try to think over this thanks guys im out to lose more 25

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>>161181834
>south america

>>161181504
are you sure you arent projecting

>>161179821
>abusing an OP hero and still normal skill
jesus christ how much of a shitter are you?

>>161181973
No, because I'm not a NEET, I only shitpost on d2g small amounts of time, and I'm very satisfied with my life

This is where people who actually are projecting warm up their lamps, btw

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>>161181784
I have fun playing RPGs and SS13 still. I only play Dota to fill that competitive game niche that CS, SC, UT2004, and Quake used to be for me (Tribes: Ascend could've been real good)

>>161181834
Just quit stupid Verguenza. You're not gonna have much fun, you're just wasting your time and you're in a MMR tier where you will hate everyone else and gradually just hate yourself too probably.

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>>161182047
>quake
lol we have a mid 30s animeNEET on our hands here

is this tiago or a tiago-like

>>161182047
It's time for bed, grandpa.

>>161181784
The Witcher 3

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>>161182195
>He thinks I was talking about the first Quake and not Quake 4

Fucking tard

>>161182306
>literal badquake
even more embarassing

the only competitive fps of the last 10 years might be the next quake, but if it doesn't have god tier bhop and rocket/etc jumping it's shit

>>161182306
Sick deflection brother

1 less godless commie on this earth

wait a fucking second lmao that animeNEET that was playing on PW was mereem wasn't it

slav subhumans could get 200ms to chinkville

>>161182361
I honestly think I'm done with competitive shooters forever, I doubt there will ever be one with the kind of skill ceiling that people spent thousands of hours trying to reach (though I did have some friends who played TF2 comp and reached 12k hours).

Definitely going to give James' game a try though.

>rtz playing the honeypot veno

wew

>>161182550
i was pretty excited for james game, but the aesthetics they went with are kinda cringy

>>161182487
Fuck Merem, go check Merem's dotabuff if you think that he's ever played in PW.

>solarcrest veno

is this a honeypot build on a honeypot hero?

>>161182306
Y not quake 3
Also quake champs when

>>161182734
honeypot game

>>161182670
I'm not a fan of them either but I can understand why they went with that sort of style, especially when they don't have many people working on it and whoever is their art director or whatever maybe doesn't have a lot of experience when it comes to making things both simple (easy for a person to identify what a target is in a split second of gameplay) and distinct or unique.

>>161182734
The classic aquila or drums into vod then aquila build is the only fun way to play that hero

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>>161182961
>veno
>fun

>>161182734
You get
1. Armor
2. LOTS OF DAMAGE
3. Evade
4. Good build up
5. Mana regen, decent amount
6. -10 armor is a good speedup for jungling with wards

Its not a bad item. But you situationally want Blink, Force, Mek or Shadowblade more.

>>161182785
I wasn't that into FPS when Quake III launched, but later on I used to make mods for Q3A engine games all the time. Still in contact with some of the other modders too.

>>161182961
Fuck meant skadi after vod

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>>161182982
Gank Veno is fun
>Miss Gale
>You are now useless and underleveled until you hit a gale
>Repeat entire game until laning stage ends
Dazzle is honestly better at ganking, simply because its not a skillshot

>>161182982
>shadow blade
>aghs
>veils

>sneak up on their bkb-less bastard of a core
>drop the load
>die
>he dies too

suicide bomber veno was the most fun I've had in dota in my measly 4+ years of playing

Does anyone seriously doubt Bruno is icefrog....

>>161180350
>buying anything but treads or arcanes on an offlaner
shiggy diggy doo support cuck.

>>161183325
Phasefurion

>>161183301
It's a well known fact

>>161183187
Octarine is hilarious on Veno if it's one of those games. Get an Ahgs ulti on 3-5 people and you're a raving snake with HoT regen mid fight.

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>2016
>Still playing dota

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>>161183301
>Bruno quits GD Studio to work for Valve in 2014
>Shortly thereafter we get mondo patches with massive fucking annoying changes
>These were the patches Bruno wanted to implement all along but didn't have the time to fully articulate

The only way we can save Dota is to make James save Bruno from himself/Valve.

>>161183187
Ok that does sound fun and also game losing

>>161183730
it was a 60 minute throne and I got bored with supporting

>>161183020
>good speedup for jungling with wards
this is how i know you're retarded

>>161183772
Ah OK thought you wasted a core spot on a meme

>accept match
>loading screen
>not 20 seconds after main menu opens
>not searching for match or banned from queueing or anything
??? waht

>ppd getting peruvian subhumans in his games
someone post the pasta

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>playing A.llow P.eruvians game mode

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Is he our guy??

>>161184581
are you from reddit?

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>>161184581
Yes

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>>161184475
>Play RD
>Pray the guy who can only play 2 heroes is on the enemy team
>Play CM
>Retard gets Captain, proceeds to draft 4 supports and a mid
Hmm...

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>>161184762
Are you from tumblr?

>>161184581
>>161184762
BTFO

>>161184863
>posting a cuckold's opinion
?

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>>161184870

facebook com/Basshunter.se/videos/10157801291690635/

ADELAIDE?

How do I win as Razor guys

This hero is so fucking shit

>>161185539
ring of repick into urn of abandon

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>>161185539
Use ultimate to farm, the hero only wins when you play him as a ricer like FATA used to.

>>161184813
>>Retard gets Captain, proceeds to draft 4 supports and a mid
>PPD:I have played this game before

>>161185539
you control the tempo to allow your hypercarry to fulfill his win conditions after his power spike

>>161185661
Its the stupid quest
>>161185706
I try that

>>161185771
i tried that 5 times my hypercarries never fullfil the win condition

Okay so besides long ass queues US East is pretty fun

nobody fucking knows how to play dota here

>>161185840
then you have to become the hypercarry but frankly i don't see why anyone would ever want to play the absolute bore that is razor

>>161185138
D-D-D-D-DOH-TA

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>>161185771

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>>161185865
Peruvians think Dota is some hero killing game and they literally don't understand farm.

It's why their Smash-sama is a retard who plays shit like TA/Pudge only. The issue is that they hate Americans and once their team starts to lose they'll throw a literal fucking tantrum.

>zai is actualy watching TI2 rebroadcast on twitch

lmao

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How long of a losing streak you think im gonna end up on after this?

>>161186561
I had 11 win streak.

>Lost 7 in a row after that.

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>>161186561
Maybe a 3-4 game loss streak but nothing too big. "Forced 50" doesn't kick in unless you do some real feeding or shittalking/flaming to get a lot of reports.

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>>161186561
Similar situation over here.

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>>161187002
>Picked low XPM/GPM heroes (with the exception of Axe) in calibrating

I'm so sorry anon you probably don't deserve it.