Dota 2 General - /d2g/ Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 04:07:45 No.157717446 ViewReport
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://blog.dota2.com/2016/10/the-fall-2016-battle-pass/
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Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
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Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
1st for ppd
top nth for polina
How can I be as effay as EG.Sumail?
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
vkatylas'
*5k-tyanochka*
IF I CAN'T BE ON LIQUID, NO ONE WILL.
>>161151945
good post
post thicc annee
S H E E V E R P R E G N A N T
>>161152210
>>161152210
anon here
actually don't haha it was just a joke
>>161151945
>>161152130
>cookie cutter slavshit
>*shows tits*
>omg best waifu xD
>>161152210
>>161152276
don't you have a panel or cast to butcher with your horrendous performances anee?
>>161152310
>she wont stop telling me how she is actually an 8.5
So who do I cheer for, synderen or liquid?
>>161152370
what is godz doing with those subhumans?
>>161152370
nice headshot
>>161152027
DC grabbed him as soon as possible
>>161152354
>someone not liking a cookie cutter slavshit automatically implies him liking a landwhale
Come on Pierre
>>161152210
>>161152525
LMAO saved
>loda couldn't even handle a Luna sd game
now that's pathetic
>Alliance lost to a team with Trixi on it
That team is fucking done for, Loda retiring and maybe just scrap the whole Alliance thing entirely
>>161152525
Dude no fucking way it's real
>>161152584
>tfw Liquid.Trixi might be a thing in the future
>>161152370
synderen is cool guy with decent humor sense and good knowledge of dota
liquid is allstars, bandwagoners favorite team, like ti5 secret (le mao three nine keys exdidi)
choice is yours
>the game slowly dies as the new players only consist of smurfs
>shilling and advertizing rapidly increases among the pro players trying to milk the scene, as well as the casters who can barely get funding for their non-valve lans
Gaben and LD did this
holy fucking gazongas
>>161152720
>NA on the right
>>161152720
fat girl tits
>>161152720
>eu v na
say your goodbyes to your waifu of FREE dmg retards she won't see competitive play for a long time once 6.89 hits
>>161152564
Ok kurwa, I'm gonna need the full thing.
>be overweight
>last name has the word 'eclare' in it
pottery
>>161152502
getting triggered over polinaposting indicates he has utterly shit taste
>>161152782
>>161152783
JAV SHIT MOOOOOOOOOOT
>>161152720
would you travel thirty thicc hours with sir action slacks and call it your favourite part?
>>161152782
>>161152783
MOOT
>>161152782
>>161152783
the fugg
>>161152782
>>161152783
put me in the screencap!!!
>>161152716
Abdul "Icefrog" Ismail: I want to exchange Long-Term Moderately-High profits for Short-Term Very-High profits by pandering to the richest, yet most casual of gamers: White people.
>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp
Why is Fatdroid invited to events?
why ARE THEY shilling monster so much?
STOP SELLING OUT AND SHILLING PLEASE. SLACKS PLEASE MAKE FUN OF THIS. EVEN SLACKS IS SHILLING
>>161152782
>>161152783
why is this allowed?
Did OD put the buns in the oven????
>win sheever's digits
PLS
>>161152782
>>161152783
put me in the screencap
kinda feel like queuing for a game b4 work desu
>Sheever is literally pregnant with ODpixels child
Wha
>>161152783
>>161152782
does anyone want the phone numbers of these maniacs?
>>161153032
No she did that herself
What is wrong with Aneedroid, why can't she lose some weight
>>161153056
never seen such high damage done on overwatch
>>161153145
together they will create a baby that stutters at the speed of light
>>161153145
its about time
hopefully her maternity leave will last forever
If Invoker doesn't get like 5 good nerfs in this next patch I'm gonna hang myself in the recption area of Valve HQ
>>161152945
IceFrog has had nothing NOTHING to do with this game since TI2. Dota isn't a videogame friend it's a magical cash printing machine, one that's pulled in A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS a year for one tournament for 3 years in a row. This is Valves diamond Goose with gold flakes, every decision is made in the name of profit (I guarantee you 100% Monkey King is gonna have an arcana when he's released). Hell they'll probably release Jugg and Monkey King arcanas at the same time cause GUYS IT'S A HHUUUUUGE UPDATE LOOK 2 ARCANAS ONLY $40 EACH WOW EXALTED PARTICLE EFFECTS
Valve does't care about balance or the game they want every last penny they can possibly get, while the Frog lays chained in Valves basement, unhappy and bloated with royalties while he watches his game get worse and worse. If you think Gabe lets anyone touch his game you're nuts, TI alone has been worth a hundred million for years now, the company could coast for a decade of Dota profits alone but we'll still only get updates that focus on us buying shit (remember the chink even where you could buy shit to make your beats stonger? Blatant P2W shit instead of fun Frostivus stuff).
who comfy here
Pregnant sheever stream
>>161153305
Pretty sure it's impossible to fit more autism in one post. Good job my man
>>161153305
you might as well sell all your stuff and spend all your money on hookers and drugs for your last few days because invo isnt getting touched
kuro stopping miracles rampage based
>>161153357
>not filtering trip fags
wew
>>161153305
>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp
>>161153447
What do you expect from a stupid canadian?
>>161153447
what if I am the tripfag?
Foggedis a cutie!
Is the story about Icefrog cat name playdota thread actually true? That some turboautist told him to fuck off with cats and continue developing.
IceFrog has had nothing NOTHING to do with this game since TI2. Dota isn't a videogame friend it's a magical cash printing machine, one that's pulled in A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS a year for one tournament for 3 years in a row. This is Valves diamond Goose with gold flakes, every decision is made in the name of profit (I guarantee you 100% Monkey King is gonna have an arcana when he's released). Hell they'll probably release Jugg and Monkey King arcanas at the same time cause GUYS IT'S A HHUUUUUGE UPDATE LOOK 2 ARCANAS ONLY $40 EACH WOW EXALTED PARTICLE EFFECTS
Valve does't care about balance or the game they want every last penny they can possibly get, while the Frog lays chained in Valves basement, unhappy and bloated with royalties while he watches his game get worse and worse. If you think Gabe lets anyone touch his game you're nuts, TI alone has been worth a hundred million for years now, the company could coast for a decade of Dota profits alone but we'll still only get updates that focus on us buying shit (remember the chink even where you could buy shit to make your beats stonger? Blatant P2W shit instead of fun Frostivus stuff).
>>161153529
so slacks is a ftm and annee is a mtf right?
>>161153529
he's a small guy
>>161153305
>IceFrog has had nothing NOTHING to do with this game since TI2.
>while the Frog lays chained in Valves basement, unhappy and bloated with royalties while he watches his game get worse and worse
Why do you assume Icefrog is a good guy?
You're literally like a redditor that claims that Gabe is a god just for the memes. The only thing different is the name of your idol. (which is just that, an idol in your imagination)
>>161153620
>>161153529
How tall is Fogged?
>>161153663
Looks like 170ish
>>161153367
>>161153509
You're the problem. Valves cultivated this perfect fanbase of hypercuckolds that will just let them get away with everything, wouldn't want to be a casual that hates Valve cause Valve made half life right? Valve can do no wrong ever cause they made Half Life 2 I forgot haha, probably working so hard on half life they can only update their most played game on Steam twice a year with P2W updates. This game is only going to get worse, try and tell yourself it's ANY DIFFERENT THAN WHAT HAPPENED TO TF2 except the Esports crutch to keep it standing.
I mean it's literally TF2. Anyone that played TF2 from before F2P will tell you this is the exact road it took.
>>161153386
I have to have hope. Even one nerf and it's a sign he's not untouchable
>Ghost walk no langer slows enemies
>EMP no longer refunds mana
>No more Ravage sized Deafening Blast
>Alacrity scaled down to something that's not double damage and attack speed on demand
Literally any nerf to any of his skills
There should be a new personality role, called Amusing Sidekick.
Both Slacks and Pyrion actually bring something into the stream when theyre not on stage or out there yelling like autists, but in the panel as a guy who only gets to make one quirky comment in 30 seconds.
>>161153521
wtf im not canadian
>>161153663
Not too high, not too short.
Just enough to be cute.
>we suck major ass
t. matu
>>161153693
Your complaining already destroyed several heroes, now you want to dumpster one of the few remaining fun ones, fuck you shiteating redditor.
>tfw liquid has gone from ti contenders to having an okay chance at dreamhack
matumbaman is suffering. When does FATA return?
>Finns
LYL
>>161153663
5'11''
I wish Matu was on a good team ;_;
>>161153847
stop replying to retards, if you ignore them they get tired sooner or later, if you give them the attention they seek they simply become another lebanon
>>161153849
>waa we've never seen teams roster swap then be irrelevant for a while
>waa I want my team to be good. Right. Now!
>>161153865
He was until they picked up Memeacle. They fell for the OG meme and broke up their good team.
>>161153847
>I'm actually so bad at the game I need to play the most OP hero in the game to enjoy it
Sadly the game is catered to "people" like you now. Don't forget to buy both Arcanas day one and get DOUBLE EXALTED ARCANA goy, it's a great deal and supports a free game!
>>161153693
How fucking retarded are you to think at more than 1% of this game's playerbase are even fucking aware of Half-Life. It's the other way around, Valve lays its thick black dick on this game's development because they KNOW retards like you and your kin only play THIS ONE SINGLE GAME and won't drop it no matter how shit it gets.
NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS IN MY LIFE, AT LEAST I'M NOT A DOTARD
yapzor is a non-white :D
>>161153529
good taste pham
If Liquid wins this it will finally prove that BULBA "THE MMR ASSASSIN", "THE TEAM DEVOURER", "THE EG AGENT" was the problem right?
>>161152948
Why am i so attracted to this THICCNESS
I want escape to win.
Liquid can take the major after FATA returns
>>161154008
No, it will proove what you retards don't seem to understand, it's natural for teams to have off seasons, then good seasons again
>>161152782
>>161152783
what the fuck
He still didn't reply why he presumes Icefag to be a good person.
>>161154008
Anything that can happen proves Bulba was right.
>Dreamleague allows coaches to be in the booth
Wonder if Valve will
Is sheever a giantess or is fogged just kinda short
>>161154039
bulba pls
>>161153865
Matu was literally the reason liquid got dropped out of TI6. He deserves what he gets for being a finnish bastard
>>161154008
no because that's not something that needs proing
>>161154086
>>161153931
>earth spirit in the trashcan
>techies absolutely unplayable
>doom is a joke
I don't think you have any idea what you're talking about.
>>161154039
>bulba on team
>team barely qualifies
>kick bulba
>team starts showing some t1 performance
uhm, dotard?
>>161154039
Yeah, the Leafs have been off season for a couple decades now, the time to shine is close though I can feel it
>Give the suicidal pub freak his comfort hero
>Win because jugg is a jack of all trades, but does nothing amazingly
How is Era still playing on a competitive team? Dude was only relevant in HON where everyone was bad
>>161154008
I'M NOT THE PROBLEM, EVERYONE ELSE IS. I COACHED EG TO A TI5 VICTORY.
>>161154121
>>161154162
not even close. They need to kick that shitter miracle and take back FATA the most consistent mid on the planet
>>161154015
it's an evolutionary advantage to be attracted to thick girls if you're a burger. it's a basically unplayed field, they don't expect relationships so you can just pump em full and move on and with modern healthcare it's not even that bad. I sure don't want to fuck them, but that's exactly my point
very bored of jugg
>>161154201
How is Bulba still in a team
How is Envy still in a team
How is Dendi still in a team
Because when you have connections in the scene, you can just hang around in tier 2/3 teams until you accept you're done and go get a normie job
>>161154162
Sam fucking sucks at dota but his knowledge is INSANE. He should really just go full time coaching because he's fantastic at it. His mechanics are just ass.
>>161154228
jugg is fun
better him than drow "i right click" ranger
Hi streamer, hi chat!
>>161154274
Knowing how dota worked in the last 10 years is okayish base knowledge to grow from, but if you're just a bad player who can't keep up with metas, you're not knowledgeable
>>161154274
>knowledge is INSANE
dude PICK ME SKYWRATH kuro
>feeds hard
>dotards consider this INSANE knowledge
lmao nice game dotards
>>161154039
>be EG
>shit performance at Manila with bulba
>kick him
>suddenly top 3 TI
woah
>>161154202
If there's a "I'M NOT THE PROBLEM, EVERYONE ELSE IS" player in the pro scene it's 100% RTZ, EG won that TI5 victory immediately after RTZ left for Secret, and have won The Summit only since taking him back.
>>161154312
"no"
who's that subhuman with the disgustingly fake blond hair
Did they change necrolytes voice when they had to rename him? I miss the darker creepier voice. The laugh and lines with the new actor sound too childish, like a 10 year old trying to.mock the original
>>161154364
I'm not sure but I think it could be different having knowledge and having knowledge available while in a game situation. you're in a different mindset, maybe you get tunnelvision, stuff like that
>>161154364
>>161154372
>Willingly ignoring how much of an impact Teabun and Sam have had on teams they coached
>>161154423
your highest-mmr-on-the-planet-drug-addict-miracle-on-cocaine-because-tolerant-to-adderal
>jugg picked
Gonna be an exciting game 1 dotards!
that thicc girl has a bad body but a nice voice
godz went off the deep end i see
godz has aged like a fine wine god damn I am loving his look today
>that stache
>that shirt
>that tie
holy hell
TORILLE
>>161154461
now he says theeban lmao
only results between BOTH as coaches is EG at TI5 and that was because storm spirit was BROKEN and shiki was the worst mid in china.
ei vittu lasse ja kalle ƤlkƤƤ laittako tƤllƤstƤ tƤnne :--DD
>>161154426
They didn't exactly change the voice tracks (with the exception of those which mention his name), just the filter.
>2 finns meet in a game
>immediately start shitposting in all chat
finn genocide when
this guy just comes to your game and demands kunkka mid, what's your response?
>>161154704
pick brewmaster and run down mid
Can the 9k dye man make Tresding the Losing Character work?
escape are doing it boys
>>161154121
>tfw manlet
>tfw i want to sheever to sex me like it's snu snu
>>161154704
It has happenedhe carried
>>161154704
I show cleavage, now he is hypnotized and i make him pick techies. Yes
>>161154704
win
is po4 clockwerk actually sound? I thought he needed levels and farm and stuff
If he was jungling he's be half-way to blink by now
both trixi and miracle died twice in the exact same way
i even thought it was a replay of the first time for the trixi kill
>>161153693
Nevermind, you outdid yourself, congratulations again
synderen is the best disruptor in pro dota
>>161154798
Dark Souls is a masterpiece but overhyped is not, delete now.
so this game is just gonna be a showcasing of how different a T1 and a T2 team handle the midgame, with an ez 3-0 for Liquid, right?
why are there so many virgins in this thread?
>>161155105
>liquid
>t1
???????????
>>161155147
you'll see what I mean
i cant stop fapping a girl on facebook. ive been cumming to her pics at least 5 times a day. is this love? or am i just experiencing primal desire?
>mid lc outfarming a tinker
LMAO KILL YOURSELF ESCAPE
>>161155185
its autism
>>161154887
clock needs levels to be able to kill people and needs items to be able to survive and get out after his jump
support clock is super greedy to run
clockwerk is bad -d2g
just another shit "pro" legion commander failing a duel instead of farming
>>161155185
the latter I'd assume
if you were in love you'd want to do more disgusting things like holding hands instead of jerking off
envy tier play from MC right there
>Escape gaming is the Tier 1 team in a sea of Tier 3 teams
If only Synd made plays like this months ago when it actually mattered.
>>161155185
post pics
>>161155147
real tiers of dota esports 2016-2017
tier 1:
Virtus Pro
Team Secret
Liquid
tier 2:
OG
EG
tier 3:
NP
chink squads
garbage:
the rest
>>161155347
>shitrekt above OG.
cringey cunt.
>>161155137
solo isn't even best disruptor player on his team
if morphling stays at low HP tinker can just burst him down
>>161155347
>two t1 teams didnt even get into the major
i love puppey but he has not done anything to prove secret is t1 now
>>161155347
>That description
what the fuck is that real
what the fuck are they doing at pokemon why are they so edgy and sexual now
>>161155389
>what is linkens
cringe.
>>161155412
>now
that thing is second gen
>>161155341
here. she isso beautiful i want to kill myself
What aspect of LC will be buffed next patch you think?
>>161155503
If I were to print this out and cum on it, how would you feel about that anon?
>>161155503
is she preparing to take a dump
>>161155438
what will you do about the second one?
>27k MMR team losing to fucking Synderen
haha
>>161155503
Faggot, there is like 10 girls just like her in the street if you go out of your lair.
>>161155185
for how long? My cycle is usually 1) fap nonstop for 2-3 days 2) ask her out 3) stop fapping
>>161155527
LC takes 15% less damage during duel
>>161155559
RANKED BABBIES ON FUCKING SUICIDE WATCH.
>>161155527
Rework her aghs so that it lasts forever again until somebody dies, and that her teammates can help her win the duel while the enemies not being able to hurt Legion.
Bam, fixed.
>>161155503
she isn't white
>>161155559
synderen is a good player thoughKappa
Will I cheer for Trixi or Matu?
>>161155540
dont you dare dishonor her you fucking degenerate
>>161155568
she is the most beautiful girl ive ever seen i have not seen anyone else who comes close. maybe im looking at her with rose tinted glasses tho.
>>161155592
its been this way for like 2 weeks now. usually i get over it but this time is unusual.
>>161155679
>being racist in the current year
baka
>>161155559
>losing
not really
>>161155672
Increase aghs duel duration to 10
Increase cast range to 1200
Hasted while in duel
Otherwise, LC is largely fine, its just the pros play her terribly and she isn't as forgiving as offlaners who rely 100% on abilities
>Pub Legion Commander
>200 fed damage by 30 minutes
>Professional Legion Commander
>10 damage if you're lucky by 30 minutes
Why is Legion such a bad hero?
>d2g
>>161155672
no. Her aghs makes her and her duelist immune to disables during duel. They are both allowed to take damage. But you can't euls or disruption or shit
>>161155779
because icrefraud designed the hero to be the king of the 2k bracket.
>>161155779
she is second best hero to play against retardsthe first one is slark
>cuckqjva
>>161155779
N0tail said LC is really strong and I'd take his opinion over your 2k shitstain opinion.
Ayy lamamao
Morphling....
Reminder that Valve actively hates the playerbase and goes out of their way to make us unhappy because they're jaded aristocrats who get paid to do it
>lc is bad
>>161155779
pro players play her poorly
look at all these failed duels by miracle
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
THE MATUMBA SHOW
leave top rax to me
I'm 12 btw.
>>161155984
tinker killed him. He's weak
Is liquid the most hateable team or is it eg?
3rd place is reserved for whatever team cuckda is in
>>161155527
>>161155672
>>161155809
New skill: Challenge
Upon activation allows LC to choose the enemy hero which is not currently dead to challenge for a duel. Global and doesnt require vision of them, will reveal LC to the enemy team. To accept the Challenge the challenged hero must come over within his/her autoattack range of Legion Comander and use a skill Accept Challenge, made available upon being called for by LC, at which point a regular Duel of appropriate level will begin. Alternatively Tresdin can just Duel the challenged hero normally, which will remove the Challenged state.
In the event that Challenge is not answered within a duration, Legion Commander will win by walkover and gain bonus damage that is a multiple of current level Duel victory damage.
However, to prevent abuse, LC herself will lose the Challenge if during any moment of it she stands in the fountain area.
>pick tinker
>lose game
wow
why do pros still pick this hero? impossible to win with
>escape missing every single skill
>it's a liquid gives out a couple of shitty non-mattering kills thus spawning the "how does a 27k MMR team lose to synderen XDDD" comments and easily comes back on the back of their farmed strong late game carry
how did escape throw this?
they were winning 3 mintues ago
reminder liquid cucked Loda out of a 22-5 victory and will do it again to escape.
>>161156009
>challenge
>sit at throne
>>161156105
they were never winning... did you not see the networths? Do you not see their dogshit heros?
>>161156105
balanceling killed t2>rax in 30 seconds
>pick morphling
>win game
wow
why do pros still not ban him? impossible to win against
>>161156105
morph got farmed
>>161156009
what happens if i just sit in fountain? do i get LITERALLY FREE damage?
where's GH from
>>161156229
Are you blind?
>>161156229
Unless the enemy comes over to die on purpose, HE gets free damage.
Why didn't Escape get Bulba as an offlaner?
Quick give me all the farm
>>161156297
Don't be so harsh, he could just be mentally challenged
>>161156331
14k is not farm
>>161156341
Yes yes, youre right, i forgot americans are dumb
LIQUIIIIID!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>161156261
Lebanon
cuckva has lost 7/8 games on tinker
>>161156321
Trixi is unironically a better choice than Lulba.
>>161156261
A Leppo
Why is Godz dressing up like a textbook paedophile rapist?
>game is irredeemable shit
>sandnigger "pro" players
>general is full of tripfags
pottery
>pick Tinker
>lose
everytime
duel, into vac wall, echo slam and morph wave was beautiful
do we have to wait for the boston major to see actual an actual tier 1 team (EG) play again?
>>161156439
tinker is a garbage hero
Not being able to farm ancients was the death of tinker
>>161156417
really?
synderyn feeding and giving kuroky the glimpse lost them the roshan fight into a lost game
>kick LUL-BA THE LEBANESE REJECT
>beat every single team you play with
Hmm, it's getting my neurons fired up!
>>161156450
I don't see Trixi coaching the best team in NA right now.
>>161156589
was he able to farm them before? i am not an oldfag
>>161156495
t. burger + died goca gola :DDD
>>161156592
>play against competent teams like VP and AF
>lose
>play against bad team
>win
fucking quantum mechanics level shit right here
>>161156650
March used to work on ancients.
>>161156650
March used to be composite damage, so yes. Mid tinkers used to stack their ancients (or have some ward bitch do it) to accelerate farm
>>161156589
>skilling BadIlluminate
>tfw can't cuddle with my bf for a few more days
suffering
which male hero would you cuddle with /d2g/
>>161156627
Yeah and I don't see Bulba playing for any teams right now
Maybe he should stick to coaching
>>161156589
>>161156650
It was mega cancer, Tinker meta was the worst. You'd farm up normally as now, but then at 10 minutes you get a sudden 1500 gold infusion from the ancients. You'd get Travels and Blink at 10-12 minutes or something.
Can you idiots stop responding to bulba?
>hurr liquid still shit boohoo ;__;
we get it bulba, they kicked you off liquid FUCK OFF YOU STUPID POO IN LOO
>>161156740
You~
You know my favorite thing when Liquid wins? All these Bulba hate posts we get warms my tummy.
I fucking hate him so much
>>161156762
and then eblade was instant and his cast times were low. Tinker was amazing
>>161156806
Welcome to thekanjiklub
>>161156726
>oy vey how dare those filthy communists promote fitness
>>161156406
can you stop posting stan lees everytime liquid win?
what pro player has nutted this desert qt?
>wahh tinker used to be op wahhh
just ward his ancients lmao
>>161156726
>russian children freezing in the snow
>grenade throwing
Why do they hate themselves so much?
their language sounds so miserable too
>Anne
>Analyst
>anal cyst
Holy shit Anneedroid's breasts are huge.
who the fuck is annedroid? back in my day you at least had to be a hot girl to get a job like that.
Find a flaw in TP scroll rearming.
>>161157136
But she's literally a 8.5 beauty
>>161156917
Fitness is degenerate.
>>161156008
Can't hate my boys
>>161157136
it's 2016 you fucking ableist
>>161157136
shit hype caster that cant even control what she is saying, spewing phrases which she remembered even if they are not describing what is going on currently in the game
>>161156970
>tattoos
Trash
>>161157129
yeah but I'm not getting attracted to that thicc shit
>>161157165
costs 50 dollars
>>161157136
im glad it's not your day
>>161157136
she was doing a lot of casting streams, like 12 hours per day every day for free, so big studios eventually noticed her
who the fuck is this korean coach liquid have
>>161152768
>>161152743
but slacks is NA
>>161157325
Heen I think, previously at MVP.
>>161157325
based Heen
>>161156970
1437 iirc
If Era plays Jugg again I'm killing myself.
>>161157324
>big studios
>big
>studios
>plural
>>161153190
>together they will create a baby that stutters at the speed of light
>>161157398
>>161157393
the fuck how did this even happen.
>>161157414
i am sorry anon
BAN THE LUNA BEFORE SHE GETS PICKED PLZ
we got big guys
BANE?
>Bane into Rubick
Is Synd dare I say? Retarded?
>>161157445
what's he talking about?
If you need definitive proof that OD is dicking Sheever just watch this
https://youtu.be/zD7tazQA29c?t=97
Godz mentions Sheever is sort of the mom of the whole dreamleague group and OD mentions that would be weird for him. CONFIRMED
If I pick that hero, will you lose?
i-is sheever pregnant
>>161157631
>>161157565
>>161157543
cringey cunts.
if i pick that hero, will you get FREE fiends grip steals
>>161157579
it's literally subbed anon
why isn't every tournament captains draft?
I hate the meta heroes. Jug, timber, bat, invoker, sandking, ogre, sd luna, mirana. They just won't stop getting picked. So damn boring. These heroes should only be allowed to be picked in the first game
>>161157661
the only reason to banepost is to trigger cunts like you
gj anon
>>161157721
>I'm 12 btw.
>>161157661
H O T H E A D
O
T
H
E
A
D
>>161157653
she's a big guy
If i was kuroky I would pick tinker to counter invoker right now
.
.
>>>>
>>161157681
what does he mean by the six million cried out for help?
>he's been getting mad about baneposters for literally over 4 years now
>>161157653
yeah from a lot of calories
>>161157626
>tfw no cold amazon to keep warm in the winter
>>161157456
They had him for a long time, even before TI or at Manila I think.
HEAD
FOR
THE
QUARRY
>slark into tiny
Why?
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
why is twitch chat calling godz a pedo?
how many months in is sheever
>>161157971
EVERY
DAY
>>161157971
Pedostache
>>161157971
Movember 'stache (I assume)
>>161157971
why are you looking at twitch chat?
>>161157971
mustache
>>161157971
PEDO GET YE GONE
>>161157971
ignore them, we know the truth
>>161158013
>>161158027
>>161158035
>>161158061
what's pedo about a mustache?
>>161158069
>watching porn
matu has been spamming timber on his strim, this game is very over indeed
why is she so viable?
is it because shes cute?
>the sandniggers on liquid are playing support
what is this? In america white people play support
mirana one shotting neutrals is some real bullshit desu
>>161157971
connection to pizzagate
>>161157926
silver edging timber
>>161158297
>edging timber
>>161158210
Large boobs wouldn't be practical for combat, so there's a reason female Dota heroes are flat. This painting is unrealistic.
>>161158285
what's that?
is that something related to reddit?
>>161158253
>100 mana for 50 gold
seems fine to me
>>161158482
google says yes
>>161157971
because he is a pedophile
>Miracle blocking in the IO to die
>tiny killed wisp TWICE
lol
pro dota
>Synderen is a professional Dota player with a decade of experience
>He still plays at a 3k level
We need to port lux in dota
>>161158545
its not about the gold you retard (which by the way big camps are worth more than 50 gold you idiot) its about the secured XP you get when roaming or making sure you get the ranged creep in lane
>>161158471
>only 1 or 2 female heroes in the game are flat-chested the rest are busty as fuck
just what are you on about?
>>161158604
still a better player than puppey
how good is tiny if you don't level grow?
then he's a small rock that hits fast right?
>>161158471
Females that aren't just eye candy know that and take precautions anon
oh trixi
>>161152752
God's way of saying I'm sorry
>tfw play 2 games of league today
I think I could go pro in this game holy shit it's so easy
>>161152720
>give kuroky a rubick
>>161159090
Aussie girls are all full of themselves tbqh, even the fatties.
>>161159145
Hes straight up worst "rubick main" in all dota scene
>Interrupt 2 / 4 / 6 enemy heroes during a channeled spell
I need help bros. Seems so easy but I've been sitting on this bitch for weeks.
>>161159090
If she lost some weight and changed her hairstyle to give her some bangs, she could probably very well be an 8.5
She's not terrible and her breasts are fuckin huge
>>161159187
I thought she was American
>>161159090
>Why does no one consider the obvious explanation that she was joking with the 8.5 thing?
>>161159249
her boobs are huge because she's fat.
>>161159224
just pick zeus and wait for people to channel spells. i think TPs work but i am unsure on that
>>161159249
lol
>>161159313
Do fatites keep their breasts once they lose weight?
Obviously they wouldn't stay huge but they'd still be pretty big, wouldn't they?
>Miracle
>>161158697
all I know is you have 0 base armor. he gets armor as he grows
Lets be honest, that solo feed way out in the enemy territory was not unlike Miracle at all. He pulled shit like that all the time in OG and almost cost them some game with it. In the end they turned it around more often than not though.
>>161159298
>girls joking about their looks
this never happens.
>>161159376
Have you never seen a skinny girl with big tits or something smfh
>dust the slark
>it doesn't reveal him
nice game dotards
>>161159658
dark pact should purge disables, not "debuffs" like dust and track
>>161159376
They would look like saggy bags of shit
She will look better fat than thin unless she gets surgery with taht
>>161159728
disables are debuffs
>>161159539
they have big tits but not huge tits. Sheever tier is the biggest they'll get
>>161159745
>he's into huge breasts
how do you know which part of the breast to attack? better with a firm, cuppable breast that you can give a good mangling all at once
>>161159801
but it's complete bullshit that slark is immune to track. 100% bullshit.
>>161159846
But that's not what he said. He remarked that the alternative to her big breasts would be smaller and saggy ones. Firm, cuppable breasts are not an option here, doesn't matter if they were hypothetically better.
>>161159981
>>161159846
>>161159818
>>161159745
can you fuck off thanks
>>161159981
someone listed it as a pro for annee
did matu just 322 this?
>>161159818
>sheever tier is the biggest
So you've never seen a skinny girl with double d's?
Sorry man
it's time to sell the bloodstone and buy a new one
>Leave dota 2 in september
>Check casually whats new and see patch notes
>The new patch still isnt out even though the madman promised it in autumn
haha holy shit
Nothing I like better than watching virgin shut-ins discussing the mechanics of breasts.
girls are so fucking gross holy shit
I'm suuu~per late was game 1 any fun? Should I watch the VOD after this match?
>>161160090
How does a breast feel anyway?
>>161160069
they promised it after Boston Major you ape.
>>161160090
>projecting this much
>tfw no shortstack with huge tits gf
>>161160069
They said December 12th shortly after TI, fuck off.
>>161160151
bag of sandy tears
>>161160151
like a harder balloon. I felt my sister up while she slept once
>>161160151
like salty milk and coins
>>161160239
she was pretending to be asleep anon. she was awake the whole time and she knows.
>>161160151
grab your large ass fucking burgergut, it's like that but softer and without hair.
>>161160236
Imo, small tits > big tits
>Era
Why do teams keep falling for him?
why is bkb dd allowed again?
>yet another 3-0 shitstomp grand final
escape can't keep losing everything and stay together.
SYNDERYN ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>161160320
>>161160239
I swear I remember reading a loli doujin with this premise. I don't have it saved though.
Anybody know what I'm talking about?
>>161159090
Tb.h she'd be pretty cute without the shitty makeup, red hair dyeand if she had 150 pounds less of body fat
>>161160371
They are a reject squad and don't really have an alternative to staying together. Besides, they are better than Navi or Alliance at least and those orgs still haven't given up on certain core players for some reason.
>>161160468
I'd be pretty cute too if I was a girl without shitty makeup
is this godz's first time trying to grow facial hair?
>>161160371
I bet they know they're not TI champion material but as long as they go to a major or to TI they'll stick together. They arent really sought after players by T1 teams
>>161160504
who is the captain of alliance?
>>161160587
why don't they just quit dota? synd can come back to casting the rest can go to college
>defence of the ancients two (2) thread
>hey guys breast
wew
>>161160468
She'd be pretty cute without the manface
Just my opinion though
>>161160504
Na'Vi and Alliance make shitloads of shekels on slavs and swedes buying dondo/loda merchandise.
>tf2 dreamhack
>player cams and shit
>good panelists
>dota2 dreamhack
>no playercams
>annedroid
>>161160236
itty bitty titty committee
tfw tits man but appreciate ass too
>>161160395
sorry m8
Why won't Valve nerf Slark? Until they officially take away everything except 5stack vs 5stack or rework him completely he's always gonna be OP
what are those two kids doing there?
this guy keeps high fiving them
>np shirt
>np nowhere near
dotards??
>>161160686
>dreamhack 2015
>Richard Lewis, Loda and Kelly
>dreamhack 2016
>just Loda and Kelly
>>161160769
it's a lan ain't it? the question is what the hell everyone else is doing there.
>>161160686
>TF2 competitive
>The same teams, and same maps, over and over, again and again
>Massive delays
>In the end, Froyo always wins
>eu lan finals
>99% of the seats are empty
nice game dotards LOL
>The crowd
LFMAO NOT A DEAD GAME DOTARDS?
Look at these swedes sitting in their own trash
Disgusting
>not watching ti2 mouzdoto
https://twitch.tv
dota2vods247
>>161160686
>Four fearless European teams will be fighting it out for $3,000
>$3,000
>>161160909
They left when Alliance was eliminated
>3/10 finalists are from the Middle East
SWEDEN YESSS
pol was right
>>161160909
>>161160892
>shitleague with low production value, tier 38 casters and tier 2 teams has low attendance
WOAH
i want to cum inside sheever
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>>161160686
Even the overwatch panel is bright and more spacious than the dota one
>>161161009
learn what?
make space for 8.5?
does sheever have twins on the way?
>>161160891
>In the end, Froyo always wins
how many years behind are you? froyo pulled an EG last TI and lost both upper and losers bracket finals
ummm?
>>161161009
i NEED to tribute that sheever poster
any of you at dreamhack? pls steal it
>people wonder why sheever has a belly
>>161161106
/tfg/ lost thouhg hahahahah
Can slacks stop drumming on the table and making autistic faces holy fuck
>>161161118
Āæ
>>161160758
>how do you counter x hero?
lol just pick blah blah hero you noob
>how do you counter y hero?
lol just build blah blah item you noob
>how do you ou counter slark
lol just make sure all 5 heroes are always together and when you see him stack your disables commit all you your resources to him and don't forget detection you noob
>sheever is preggers
wew
Just how high is slacks?
>>161160892
there's literally a lan going on at the same time. they all literally have their rig in the other room. they can lazily walk back and forth. they can litereally watch the stream in a comfy chair in the next room
Does anyone here unironically dislike slacks?
>>161161193
>>161161326
everyone who's not from reddit
reminder that slacks is our guy
>>161161326
I used to do thatBut I like him now
Slacks is the best thing that happened to Dota
>>161161282
You can also pick spiritbreaker and be good
>>161161282
Wow that really made me think
>>161161282
The worst part is you're not even being ironic, anything less than perfect stun stacking and a 3/10 Slark is gonna make it away
>>161161326
Slacks is just a big guy for you having a blast in the Dota world before his baldness stops him from doing it, he's easily the best interviewer cause he can get the spergs to open up a bit and he's a stark contrast to the "business suits serious discussion ESPORTS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS" vibe Valve has been trying to push.
syndershit keeps forcing his pro player meme when he's not. When does he quit
>>161161326
Slacks has fun. You can't hate a guy for having fun. Unless you're one of those Twitch chatters who say CRINGE
wtf? where's EG OG Secret?
is this the fucking finals already?
>esc just giving liquid void
>>161161118
JUST
>>161161482
they all dropped out because of the memejor
>>161159249
No amount of fat or lack thereof will make her face anything other than repulsive.
>>161161476
this
>how do you counter axe
>>just don't get caught in his call, stand far away from each other
>how do I counter slark?
>>group as 5 and buy detection
>how do I counter PA?
>>just buy 2 hearts so her dagger doesn't 1 shot you and get a silver edge and mkb. Don't worry its only 20k worth of items
what if all 3 of these are on the same team?
fucking game over
Post THAT webm
You know the one.
>>161161482
>going to honeypot lans right before boston
>>161161476
>You can't hate a guy for having fun
Just try and stop me!
>>161161326
>BAN
>LEGION
>LEGION COMMANDER
>BAN
SYNDEREN
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>161161625
>>161161482
>SECRET
HUH?
>>161161467
James got fired for trying to have fun
>>161161625
>>161161625
here's your (You)
>>161161662
whoops didn't mean to respond to anybody
>>161161625
brat.....
>>161161695
Yeah but it was 4chan fun, only Reddit fun is allowed
>>161161695
James was trying hard to be intentionally edgy because he thought it's his brand or something. And now he has to work on his shitty arena shooter.
>>161161625
>>161161617
Just pick enigma.
>>161161695
>James got fired for trying to have fun in a communist shithole that believes skeletons are witchcraft and people are put to death daily
As someone who likes James that was entirely on him
>>161161625
>>161161737
>S4 just drinking water there hoping people wont notice he was the worst performing player
>>161161695
>Making a joke about a Chinese man masturbating in the tub whilst in Anti-Sex China.
Pretty much every e-sports production group would fire him for that shit lol.
>>161161781
holĆ rĆ©ddit
>>161161842
I do that a lot too when my teammates rage, just act casual and hope no one remembers i fucked up the most.
>>161161905
Talking about porn in public is a massive no-no in china, that's what fucked him
>>161161737
>"I can't believe this, I leave EG because they're all holding me back and they somehow manage to become world champions, and now you're all holding me back too, why is everyone else always the problem!?!
>>161161625
>>161161941
hey redditor, you can greet other redditors on reddit too
>>161161695
He tried to have fun in shithole that is afraid of skeletons
>le rtz is the only reason ti5 secret were a bunch of choking shitters
>d3g literally holds this opinion while __simutaniously__ holding the opinion that puppey is the cancer responsible for everything bad
>their cognitive dissonance hasn't even been called out on this
>>161162058
DELUSIONAL LITTLE PRESIDENT
>>161162013
beautiful angel
>>161162034
sure! give me your username and i'll gift you some gold fellow redditor
>>161162046
Bottom left wtf new hero?
does sheever shave her armpits?
post cute feets
>>161162046
>AA
Wutface
>Bane
?
>clinkz
Meh
>Doom
Digging that ninja look
>Huskar
He looks more smug
>Iich, SD
Bane?
>Stalker, Visage, pudge, Dirge
nothing changed?
Pugna looks like hes literally wearing Luna underwear on face.
>>161162143
>>161162129
>>161162119
that would be shadow "pantsu" demon
>>161161727
I miss bruno so much man
cuckva has really been playing poorly
>>161162058
Literally the ONLY people here who like RTZ are his twitch followers and genuine Redditors, everyone else does it ironically because of what a team hopping burnt out loser he is that can't accept he's a streamer.
>>161162240
If I take that mask off will he die?
>oispa kaljaa
>oispa kaljaa.
>>161162287
except rtz is one of the most anti-reddit players in the entire game
>>161162306
NA servers are ez wins
why the fuck is dreamleague so blurry at 1080p60fps???? It looks like dogshit
>>161161905
China isn't 'anti-sex' pornography in country is banned but chinks love porno. Gabe literally fired him because his son was watching the stream with him and Gabe is an 'anti-sex' true christian amerifat. Gabe would be totally okay if James killed a man on screen, because that's okay in America but sex is a no-no.
Why is MMR inflation so much more rampant on EU servers than other regions?
>>161162363
Looks upscaled to me
>>161162237
I can fap to Sheever's pits alone
hello is this the finnbosting forum :DDD
>>161162462
more players
>>161162453
white people have the most sex in the world though
>>161162397
Because you're a loser and Valve has always been trying to make Valve a friend-focused game, that's why they gave people so many invites to hand out.
It's not going to get any better for you autist.
>>161153182
>>161154793
>>161161193
>>161161384
.>>161153056
>You will never see sheever's Lotus Orbs
>>161162509
>Trixi vs Matu
>>161162453
>China isn't 'anti-sex
>pornography in country is banned
>>161162517
?
>>161162462
russian booster account production facilities all over at reasonable prices to counter forced 50
>>161162340
>reddit appreciation threads every week
>>161162612
>he still doesn't know that reddit != reddit but that reddit = the ideology of reddit
there are anti-redditors on reddit
>>161162660
thousand upvotes every time though
>>161162660
just go back to your safe space circlejerk
>>161162697
Oh hey gookshitter is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUP8FfD2hfg&
>>161162730
the_donald gets thousands of upvotes but it's the categorical anti-reddit sub
cuckva feeds
>>161162579
this shows you the racial state of the world, white young are a tiny single digit %
>>161162579
sorry i meant more human players
>qoqva
holy shit how bad can you be
>>161162785
do you guys remember was qojqva was supposed to be the biggest young talent in the world
>>161162785
he is german that was forced to play in NA bad
>>161162779
Sturgeon's Law
>>161162780
fair point, they are indeed non-human.
That doesn't mean you're any less retarded for stating two opposites in the exact same sentence. The only reason James wasn't imprisoned as an enemy of the state was because the Major was worth so much
>>161162747
No, I actually did bully an autistic kid to the point of tears for a few weeks in middle school though. I think it was the right thing to do.
That root. LD becomes a top tier pick if root gets 30% proc chance, underrated ability for sure
>>161162861
there is a reason why the chinks dominate at TI and the whites don't even have teams
>>161162968
LD is not an easy hero, he will never be popular in pubs at least.
@161162895
LITERALLY
NO
ASS
LITERAL
MEDICAL
PATHOLOGY
Hehe lebby detected.
>>161162895
I did that too once, some friends and I cornered him in the back parking lot of school and pelted him with snowballs till his glasses broke because he was to fat to climb the fence and escape.
I mean I really didn't' care until he started wearing a tail to school. We did it to help him, he never wore it again.
>>161162968
>armlet does not drain hp from bear
:v)
>>161163075
it doesn't?
>161163026
lmao i dont even use half of those
you really are seeing me behind every funpost
plastic kpop sluts are not dota and you are not welcome here
>>161162895
these moves with literally
>negative ass
come on korea just do the cute shit
>>161162826
>mouz.qojqva lone druid
>mouz.fata puck
I'm crying my man
>>161163149
shibbolethed a shitter :D
you don't use those anymore because we filtered them
>>161163169
>cute
you realise kpop is literally replacement for porn because regular porn is banned in worst korea right
>>161163048
I'm afraid not I steal them from other people on /wsg/ just like you.
>>161163207
lmao literally half of those i never used at any point
you earnestly think every single /int/bro and /pol/pal is me
Fucking retarded shitgame, havent been able play since latest patch cause game gets stuck on dota loading screen on launch. Randomly works 1/100 of the time. Not enough people have this problem to make a big enough fuzz for valve to fix it. Now I miss battlecup too /rant
>wk is losing
>ck is shit
sven is the only one who can win games desu
>>161163336
Should have bought more compendiums goy LMAO
>>161162697
Korea is a very conservative country, the girls lie about their sexual history all the time.
What game should I get into now that dota is dead
Preferably one with an active vg thread
Feels like Escape are going to throw this
>he gives up at the first sign of struggle
>he doesn't follow his dreams until he's achieved them
>>161163538
sims 4
>>161162574
Do you know how cheap prostitutes are in china, m8?
all the upper middle class chinks are addicted to prostitutes.
GO ESCAPE
MY AFTERNOON DEPENDS ON THIS ACTUALLY LASTING MORE THAN 3 FUCKING GAMES
>>161163394
m8 it's pretty easy to tell if a girl is inexperienced or not
THIS WK BUILD IS MAKING ME MAD.
FUCK YOU SPURDOMAN.
>vlads void
>vlads void with the OTK on your team
reported
>>161163565
Are you a wizard?
>medalion/solarcrest rightclicks now decrease armor
Fixed??? Why is this item made of blyatstone when it does nothing basicly
>>161163616
Not with gooks, they all lay down like dead fish.
>ES just sits there and dies to an LD without casting any spells
uh huh
>BKB wraith king
>Solo chrono on a disruptor
>LD is bad
-d2g
It feels like people disjoint Omnislash more often now that the BAT on Jugg got nerfed from 683. Damn thing could wipe a team back then
>team forces a solo support
>refuse to let him farm anything
>confused as to why the support cant afford to keep the map dewarded and ward at the same time
>confused as to why there are no ganks or rotations
why do people do this?
>>161163925
Factually false.
this is going to late late game and invoker will shine there with refresher double ravages
>le crowd noise in the background
haha nice!
>>161164051
Because everyone else is the problem 100% of the time retard now gank my lane and buy me a TP or I'll ping spam you and report you into 5 games of LP with one report
>>161163925
>all of the gooks youve slept with lay down and hope it all just ends soon
i got bad news for you son...
What a great series
>>161164051
No one is confused
people don't care about you cucks
supportcucks are made to be insulted and degraded anyways
>>161160049
Guy's a sad fuck
There a well know family in my village, every daughter got F or + tits. It's a blessing and a curse
>didn't even notice that one lane of rax is already down
hmm
>>161164250
but you literally lose your own games before they start with this mentality
G H G O D
>>161164334
Who the fuck cares
its a game I just play it to get some frags and kill retarded peruvians on the enemy team
You can go play your warding game like a good boy
>tfw ghgod support earthshaker carried me in pub game
feels good man
LD should've just bought a shadow amulet and stayed invis forever. gh.god just guns down for him every fight.
Why is le balanced chain stunning gorilla of Slamnation considered not good? When is AOE 2-6 seconds of stun not considered top tier? Even Enchant Totem starts to 2 shot supports after enough levels
Knew this throw was coming
>>161156102
wooow
>>161164429
but you actively prevent yourself from "fragging noobs" by doing that. its like going to shoot a gun for a few hours but only bringing 5 bullets or trying to drive across the county on half a tank of gas and a flat tire
>>161164294
who is a sad fuck?
why don't you like big tits anon?
do you like flat chested chinese cartoon girls instead?
>>161164536
Love me some ES, but the problem is getting to the blink/fs/euls timing. You eat shit for a while until you get blink which is dependent on your game
satanic on wraith king?
>>161164661
Shut up retard reported
>PINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPING
>there are people who unironically play peruvian hat simulator 2
>>161164294
>live in a village
>new gameplan: wait in own base to take fight
What is the actual fucking victory plan?
kalle = god
>LD is good
>>161164875
>peruvian
>Americuck thinks his opinion matters to anyone
lmaoing @ ur life sooka
>Eblade your bear
>bear stands BKBed next to rax waiting
excellent play
LIQUID ARE DOING IT!
>sunstrike goes through bkb
????????
>>161164875
>being american
>playing on NA servers
kek
>>161165050
>Implying Invoker isn't the mot OP hero in the game for a ton of reasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYtZWsoeogc
Help Zinderman!
>synderen
kek
i dont watch esports all the time so im sure i have missed a game but i dont think i have ever seen synderen win a pro game
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midas radiance lone druid earns another -25
>>161165050
Its pure damage bro
is liquid the Team To Beat at The Boston Major?
>kick bulba
>win
UHM, DOTARDS? PLEASE EXPLAIN? MY BRAIN HURTS
>Synderen getting forcefully raped every fight by Mind Control before he can get anything off
What a nice series.
>>161165182
No, that's VP, Wings, OG and EG
>jerax hasn't won anything since leaving Liquid
Fuck.
Don't talk shit about me or my team ever again
YOU THROWING FUCKS
COULDN'T JUST GIVE ME 4 FUCKING GAMES
NOW I HAVE TO JUST SIT AND WATCH SHOWDERP FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS OR SOMETHING
>>161165248
Moonduck elimination tournament?
>drinking Monster on the stage
>tfw you could have won something if not for blatant Adderall abusing hipster
>>161165246
What do you mean anon?
Nice Tier 3 tournament
>Slacks not doing a Winners bus-joke
>take it boys
>>161165280
>shilling on the stage
Dota literally dead game
What a dumpster-fire ceremony
>giving a shit about honeypot lans
>Yuro tournaments
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>they flew a landwhale from US to cast the games
>she calls players who've played this game for 10 years "son"
It wasn't supposed to be like this...
What went wrong....
>>161165339
>take money
>leave trophy
They know
>gh is so chatty
I did not expect this
The major is going to be anti-hype as fuck if this trend of shit grand finals continues. Especially because it's single elim
>le shit tier production xDD
It's still 90k for beating tier 2 teams though
>>161165520
Sex change and a time machine sadly, I much preferred her as a girl
>kick bulba
>win a lan
really causes one to ponder
Who is this guy with the neckbeard and why is he so cute and huggable?
>miracle got back on addy just to win a shitty meme tournament versus fucking synderyn
>I play carry a lot so I'd make a great support
>next goal is to watch Boston Major
fug
>>161165693
Gh!
He's based.
My theory is that two 9k players cancel each other out, which is why they need an odd number of 9k for it to be succesful
>>161165656
now imagine if they were tier 1 like Col and competing for millions of dollars
>>161165246
>EG
one billion % bait
>>161165634
>single elim
>>161165692
>kick bulba
>still be shitter chokers
>eventually win a honeypot
>w-we're good now
?
>these 2 9ks being humble as fuck
oh man I love this team so much
How can you hate Liquid? I love these guys
Holy shit gh's personality is so refreshing in the sea of RTZ-lites and mumbling autists.
I fucking love him.
>>161165704
>spend 100$ on adderall
>win 18,000$
Hmmm, dont have to be a math genius to figure out its a good investment
>>161165828
post podchan
>>161165704
Is Miracle's mannerisms during the interview obvious signs of Adderall usage or what?
>>161165828
I want to fuck passionately every single person on that picture
>>161165809
>win a lan after failing for months with a cheque stealer semi-paki
>you're still not good and bulba still wasn't the problem
>THIS
>LEVEL
>OF
>DAMAGE
>CONTROL
>>161165634
>>161165804
<insert real sports analogy in favor of single elim with many buzzwords>
>>161165692
>giving a shit about honeypot lans
That name is pretty damn Slavic.
why do you guys love this sandnigger gh?
>>161165809
they didn't drop a single game at the lan
>>161165979
Is that his real name? That's the most slavic thing I've ever heard.
So 6 days until Boston, then watching the trainwreck that's going to be WCA. Then nothing for a month. Why live
>>161165809
>>161165973
>bulba has never won a lan
>not even a honeypot lan
>kick bulba for wrecking your team
>he just gets a job at DC and a free trip to the major straight away
>>161165992
Any legitimate criticism apart the buzzword "sandnigger"? He's humble, cute and his every word shows how much he loves everyone on his team.
>>161166073
Watchg CS like a normal adult
>>161166083
gotta grab that bulba while he's hot
>>161166074
Do you not understand what honeypot means?
>>161166121
>watching vertigo simulator 2016
So I fill up the room with helium and I just pass away peacefully I hear
>>161166083
>Gets kicked from Liquid
>Like the parasitic street shitter he is immediately latches on to a new team to ruin
Notice how DC with lulba coach is fucking awful?
>gh is literally from lebanon
we already have an idiot called lebanon
so is GH-GOD /ourguy/?
damn liquid is literally a /ourguy/ team
>Fogged turns from a 5/10 into a 9/10 cutie.
THE FUCK?
Reminder that matu is our Suomi
>>161165828
>jerax
you just had to post that picture didnt you....
>>161164192
>son
>that cringy smug pic
sorry that you're black lmao
I hope Fogged is on the desk at the major...
>>161166017
yes, pretty common name for Bulgaria.
>>161165828
Is Jerax the son of Max Payne?
Liquid choked Boston, DH is a LITERAL honeypot.
>>161166326
Lebanon is dead, or at least I hope so
>>161165992
Seems nice
Good at dota
Do I need other reasons to like a pro doter?
>>161166506
It LITERALLY can't be a honeypot because no one is looking at their strats to figure them out for Boston because they're NOT GOING TO BE THERE.
>>161166450
He doesn't seem to be part of the inner circle
>>161166539
>n0tail
>two time major winner
>everyone hates him
hm...
>>161166338
Liquid's always been ourest of guys ever since reddit bandwagoned on Secret/EG/OG
>>161166602
>postin the bad version
>>161166626
That's because of Lelouch spamming n0tail on /d2g/ constantly, just like how Zaiposter is starting to turn people against Zai.
>>161166707
whats the good version
>>161166728
I perceive N0tail as annoying. and Zai as genuinely likeable. Wont affect me.
>>161166842
cringey cunt
>>161166807
>>161166842
We'll see what you think of Zai when a shitposter avatarfags him constantly with their garbage shitposts.
>>161166884
>enjoy these last moments they will be your last
that's the stuff
>>161165828
i miss fata :-(
>>161166963
>That shirt on Reso boy
WHERE TO COP
>>161166984
Someone post the fata webm. You know the one.
>>161166963
>that blissful happiness before the eventual disband
What's the difference between sand King and nyx assassin
>161166869
>he finally realized that people filtered his images
>he starts replying without images
>>161166963
>that lumpy mash
>that gravy that looks like puke.
America eh...
>>161167040
I think he wore it at WESG
>>161167045
>>161167083
One of them has balls and the other stays back
>>161167140
have you lost your marbles?
liquid just won $90k
while the summit barely had anything
>>161167306
The summit had what money can't buy.
Love.
>>161166963
I love Reso so much
>>161167157
You have no idea how bad it is there.
Can you imagine they consider that 'good' catering?
>>161167356
And infinite darkness to cast in, can't buy that it can only be harvested for immediate use from Purge
>>161167140
my filter still caught you somehow
>>161167221
Saved. Thanks anon
>>161167404
You think that's bad?
>>161167306
meanwhile notail will win his next major
>>161167356
So much love they invited the teams to their sticky weed den to be cramped in and fed them canned meat and canned potato & gravy and canned couscous.
>>161167541
n0lans won't win jack shit.
Ana is garbage.
>>161167504
how does Greg still manage to get invited to this things?
>>161166963
who's that autist eating by himself?
>>161167573
>no source
>>161167627
he doesn't.
He just turns up
>>161167596
>Ana is garbage.
are we still pushing this meme
>>161167504
>Americans consider this a 'gourmet' meal
L M A O
is there any penalty for leaving a game as a coach
>>161167627
I don't think they even invite him any more
>>161167640
fly.
He's just playing while eating. He'd rekt you m8.
>>161167665
>LDs house
that's the source of all the corruption and rot in the scene
>>161167827
thats saksa
>>161167665
right here famalam:
>>161166963
>>161167827
Its saksa, not fly
>>161167573
>couscous
youre fucking retarded
>pick roamer
>do decently well, enable my team with hooks and disables to get through early game
>late game comes along
>carry canĀ“t handle it
>lose
Everytime.
I cant stand it anymore , people pick carry yet they know shit about playing late game.
And when i pick carry no one can hold out and its a 20 min stomp xddd
I hate this game and this meta
>>161166326
>>161166510
>he thinks lebanon is actually from lebanon