/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>13-13

>>161156501
I do

>that one retarded roo who thinksnpeople like kangaroo cloud 9
Just stop desu

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Bought one yet?

CHOKESENT

>>161156690
wait until our guy flusha microtoggles

Holy shit Gambit

>Swedish Liquid

>>161156769
flusha stopped cheating after the witch hunt.

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>>161156769
>wait until our guy flusha microtoggles
>tries to plant truck instead of safe

this will be a boring final again.

cya pige

HOMESENT

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKEN LOL

I hate godsent

GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA DOSIA

>>161156853
Gambit stomp inc

The most intelligent CSGO player

smix more like muh dixxxxxxxx

>>161156620
fuck off cunt

>>161157021
>being this low test

Flusha lost the game for them.

First the weapon swap which lost them 3 rounds in the early game. Then the truck plant for literally no discernible reason.

>when I'm gone
>who's gona bury my body

>>161157069
>wanting to fuck kpuss
>low t

huh?

>Anders got replaced by some guy who ate him and is wearing his skin
>Semen man is now selling drugs

What went wrong

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Why is everything so shit?

>>161157153
They can't make money by swaying skines betting anymore

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APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>161157048
>when the most valuable thing your nation has created is the bloomin onion

>>161157153
metuz is csgog as fuck

>>161157249
I'm sorry Dosia.

>>161157252
We didn't even create that let alone serve that here

>>161157410
Dont you have a shift at outback steakhouse to clock into?

When will the "Pronax is a good ingame leader" meme die?

>>161157449
ahahahah, Do they even employee Aussie their?

>>161157449
You do you realise thats a gimmick place right, In Australia we have gimmicky "texas steak houses"

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>Australians try to defend their "never get out of groups at major" team

>The year of our lord baby jesus 2016
>believing dinosaurs existed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KXzgeq1BuA

>>161157702
Did the puppy die!?

>>161157865
They were just playing

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que cosa e questo?

>>161157772
Are you the same guy who was posting those "the earth is flat" theories?

>>161157964

No, but I believe them too. Pretty widespread csgog opinion.

>>161157702
We don't even have those shit snakes here
>he unironically is proud to be an amerifat

>>161157865
it's just taking a nap

>>161158664
>No
Yes it is, it's the same guy. This is an excerpt from that """""""documentary"""""""".

is yam autistic?

>polish something else
What did the mexican mean by this?

>>161160183
yeah what would of you said
?

>>161156501
t. Pole

>>161160183
Nah he just has Turkish ethnicity

>>161160606
but we turks are alpha non-eccentric non-aspie good at socializing
how is yam so autistic

Thank fuck I didn't bet on Godsent vs Gambit. Jesus.

>it's another no fun team in the grand final episode

>spunj leaves
>renegades improves

explain this

>>161161178
he was a cunt eh

>>161161178
Twitch memes aside, he unironically was the problem. He said on stream that his style of shot-calling and tactics were inconsistent and shaky, which is why he didn't even want to drop off into the coaching role.

is hobbit the new simple

>>161161551
How toxic is hobbit?

>>161161551
he's not white so no

>>161161585
>s1mple
>slav
>white

renegades is so fucking shit

>>161161612
hello cloud9

>>161161605
baited exactly for this response

why is every team playing nuke now when they were all crying about it replacing inferno?

>>161156539
delet this

>>161157924
number of boyfriends on your team

>>161157924
You were playing with a friend

>>161162038
but I dont have one


yet

who the fuck is hobbit and where did he come from

>>161162389
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=where+did+hobbit+come+from

why is dosia mouth always open and why is he doing that tongue thing?

>>161162849
nice source idiot it says the UK but hobbits aren't real

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>>161162849
???????

dosia is the same kind of lurker as Happy.

Best way to download a vod from twitch?

Dosia the cunt destroyer.

>>161162984
>hobbits aren't real
>Literal fucking hobbit is playing CSGO right now
How can you be so deep in denial

are australians white?

>>161163947
no

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>>161163947
uhh...

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dubs name my abortion of an ak

is mou our guy?

hobbit pretty sus desu

Are Gambit our guys?

>>161167146
yes

Who's that woman with Gambit?

>they kicked zeus

>Rng will win
Kys roos

EVERYTHING

>>161151559
>watched 3keksfilib's video on train
>thinks he's an expert cs historian
Lmao

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>>161169198

>get off of a 1 week cooldown from being kicked
>matched with a 4 person group of children
>other team has a hacker & i stop trying
>my team gets mad and kicks me from the game
>got a month long cooldown and they still lost

this game is so good but the community...

you guys are all fucking faggots aren't you?

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>>161169557

So lads: v-sync double buffered -> input lag
v-sync triple buffered -> almost no input lag
v-sync triple buffered, fps_max 59 -> no input lag
correct?

>>161169631
Valve matchmaking is 1000% cancer and aids.

Stick to strictly third party like cevo and faceit.

>>161169763
>playing any match making services at all
go play valve casual m8o, the way the game was meant to be played

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>>161169717
why the fuck are you using vsync
get a better computer

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>>161169890
I've got an i7, gtx 970, etc but for some reason I play v-sync off and keep raising the frames (so the tearing isn't so bad, around 120, 240 is better) the mobo and cpu get hot. Like, 80C according to speccy. The thermal paste is fine idk what the fuck is going on...so I'm playing with vsync so the shit doesn't get hot.

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>>161169826
Casual mode has like 15 fucking people on each team. The maps are made for 5v5, they don't work correctly with more than that.

I probably would play it if there was a correct number of people on each team.

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>>161170201
10-16 people on one team is the actual correct amount of players fucking gotard kill yourself

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>>161169717
>fps_max 59

>>161170464
Maybe it's only for double buffered? But one of the v-sync settings if you play with it enabled and drop the fps_max to 59 then you will not have the associated input lag.

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>>161170569
>playing on sub 300 fps

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>>161170742
I know...I have cooling issues apparently. Figuring it out.

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A C O U P L E O F T H I N G S

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>>161170952

>>161170060
>>161170952
clean your case and cooler, buy a better cooler, replace thermal paste with a better one, etc

you should be pushing 300 fps with that hardware without issues

just never turn on vsync because it will always cause input lag, even capping at 120fps is better

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i don't understand this everything meme

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Dosia posting time is the best time.

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>>161169631
>stops trying
>surprised when you get kicked

kys

>>161169717
Vsync under any situation will always have input lag. Capping your framerate under your refresh rate will just minimize it.

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>>161172876

>>161172647
has he ever responded to this?

>>161170060
Computers don't normally run at sub-zero temperatures.

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https://youtu.be/C_dJjaEjjns?t=3m14s

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>>161172891
There's no point in trying when the other team is cheating and you are obviously going to lose. It will just make you miserable. The correct thing to do is fuck around, troll and have fun.

Tryharding when you're losing, and especially kicking people is for faggots. If you get that mad at someone who's just having fun playing videogames you are a piece of shit.

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>>161173964

Did anyone get the introspective Dosia webm from their Cloud9 match yesterday?

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>>161173032
well 80C isn't good for my cpu

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>>161175580
Post a source that says 80 degrees C is too hot. Intel CPU are basically safe around 90s and will start to thermal throttle themselves at 100.

>>161175580
80C is not hot at all for an i7

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Any faggots from europe wanna play with 4 drunk finns? pls respomd

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>page 10

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>>161179225
sure

>>161186040

it's cool brah. I'm the last one standing. The others passed out. I'm gonna hit up some porn and go to bed. Have a good one.

operation dropping hot tomorrow

Anyone else have calloused thumb on their mouse hand? I got this recently and it feels shit man I can't get a good grip on the mouse.

>People still cry about autosnipers in LE rank
I thought people outgrow this when they're above GN rank.

>>161189518
People still cry about P90 in LEM.

>>161189518
autosniper is great situationally. jump on ticket late game mirage and :100:

p90 is so broken get right only used it for a few weeks and won nip games

>>161186930

tomorrow isn't thursday

>>161189574

They cry because they are noobs

P90 should lose to 1 tap Everytime and auto lose to awp Everytime

But you can surprise people and win some rounds with them

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im glad dosia man is here to celebrate

congrats doze-ee-ah~

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Post some rare Lurppis'

>tfw just played against /csgog/ retards who are not even in the discord and completely raped them

EZ

>>161200738
The containment discord was my best invention for sure

>>161200143
>search this image on google
>all the links are to csgog

pretty f-ing pathetic

>>161201878
>censoring yourself
Fuck off Reddit.

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was this the golden age of gog?

>>161203237
You replied, he won.
Like bass to a worm...

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>tfw you fix your input lag (v-sync lol)
>tfw you make the snap, mother fucking no armor and a Five-seveN, and you 1 v 3 and get the defuse
WEW LAD.

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>get a poop solo queue
>pick a fight with the obvious faggot and get kicked and requeue
Why are people in this game so easy to manipulate?

POST DM TRAX

so uh....

pronax or stewie?

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I installed this game and it turns out the general is dead should I just uninstall?

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https://twitter.com/alqatami92/status/802734567287189504

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>The NiP era
>The fnatic era
>The Luminosity/SK era
>The _____ era

What comes next, /csgog/?

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>>161215007
The NiP era 2.0

>>161215007
FaZe era

HOW THE FUCK IS HEROIC THIS FUCKING BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>161215007
Gambit era

>>161213868
Join discord.

>valve just not straight up HWID banning cheaters
this is why this game is dead

>>161200143
delet this

>this will be the last season of csgo eleague
wonder what they'll get to replace it, but rip

>>161224392
>>this will be the last season of csgo eleague
source?

How did anders get so woke?

>>161224794
no source

>>161224794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUEZaK5WRmo Somewhere in here it's mentioned that at the moment they don't plan to have CSGO next season, but that might change since theres no other popular normie esport. There's a few other small podcasts, like Pat Flannegan's thing, have mentioned it. Thorin and RL work for Turner so they won't speak on it though.

>>161225196
ah, cool. i didn't know that manlet had a podcast.

>>161225394
Stich & Joe show is pretty good tbqh. Pat Flannegan's isn't great.

What happened to Daboo? He used to cast Eng sometimes.

>>161221639

>Guy gets banned for cheating
>Still plays in semi-pro league

4chan has disappointed me numerous times before, but not as much as in the present with the shameless and visceral attack on counter strike global offensive

Why on earth need a bunch of alienated, nihlistic young adults with social maladjustment spend their short, numbered days attacking a video game that fails to live up to their arbitrary standards?
Good or not, the ideal game /v/ imagines is unattainable. These people spend their time bemoaning the lack of polish and features to a game that nonetheless be accepted and enjoyed by the vast majority, and push for features that will only be found in their imaginary ideal game. Most of the hairs split by these posters are indeed confined to the realm of fantasy.
They see themselves as the arbiter of taste in the medium yet have no experience or qualifications in creating content to justify their insatiable thirst for perfection.
Their very bodies tremble at the thought that normal people such as you or I may find fun in something they deem to be so disingenuous and flawed in its nature.
What you or I see in good, valuable content to them appears twisted and distorted.
Ultimately the posters who so viciously attack games made by passionate people in the industry are channeling their own frustrations at never being given the chance to create the game that lives up to their impossible standards.

This, and this alone, is the true reason that /v/ has continued to be a source of insecure, disagreeable young 'gamers', a term I use loosely for these people, in their hatred, have lost the true spirit of what it means to be a gamer in the end.

>>161227660
>cuck logic gaming
remove this

>>161227728

t. Guy who designed the r8

"How many times must you lose from 'not playing well' before you realize your bias memories of peak performance have mislead you?" - Thorin quoting some German

Your skill is not determined by your ability to hit crazy shots, or win amazing clutch rounds. Your skill is determined by your net average of all your games.

Just because you got 5 juan deags for an ace doesn't mean that's how good you are 'on a good day'. It accounts for your skill just as much as when some faggot hits you with a running one tap 'on a bad day'. What matters is consistency, and how many times you can make certain plays every round. If you get one tapped every single round, you suck at the game, chances are you positioning is shit and you keep putting your head where they are aiming. If you get multiple juan deags every round, you're Scream.

The way the ranks are currently structured, you should be able to carry your team in the rank below your actual skill level. If you can't hard carry, you're in your appropriate rank. The moment you can accept "Yes I really am MG, or I guess I really am SEM", is the moment you can learn to improve.

>get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
>alright i think i will play some csgo today!
>remember i got in dmg after a shit calibration
>join
>we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
>pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
>we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
>my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
>on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
>I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits

Am I the only one that sees more turkroaches in this game rather than russians? It's so fucking strange since everyone complains about cyka blyats but nobody seems to mention turkroaches, wich I find in the same quantity of russians.

I genuinely can't stand shit posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this

It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because shit posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "freshcunt" or "newcunt fresh off the boat from facebook or reddit detected".

I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "autistic" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.

Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.

The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.

Fuck all your shit posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.

Rant over cunts. Fuck off.

>>161228237
Is this a pasta?

>>161228131
What map?

>>161228307
Dust II

>>161228263


There's something about shitposting (and also ironic shitposting) that in my opinion sucks the dignity out of life. I wish I could audibilise it better, but there it is. I feel about shitposting the same way I feel about fast food. I just think it's disgusting, and if we're really going to be pigs with no lives then why don't we all just kill ourselves.

So now that a new Code Geass anime has been announced, will f0rest start using Lelouch as his profile picture again? He stopped being consistent when he stopped being anime desu.

Hey meemers, I'm new to CS:GO, I heard that there's a way to bet skins on pro matches, is it true? If yes, what are some good sitesto do it?

>>161228964
I am 37 years old.

My mother still buys me candy when I visit home and hands them to me the same way she did when I was a kid.

I work as a data inputter at a logistics company.

I have no friends.

I have no girlfriend.

The last time I kissed a girl was 1997.

The last time I got drunk was around 2006.

I am a virgin.

My dad left my mother for another women when I was very young.

For my birthday last year I booked a motel room and paid for an escort but when she turned up I felt sorry for her and gave her the money and told her to get some sleep but she laughed and called me a bunch of names and left.

I was attractive in my late teens and early 20s buy my looks have worn off.

No girls notice me and I don't feel worthy of being noticed.

Sometimes I drive to McDonalds after work and buy way too much food and eat until I feel nauseous and then lie in the backseat while listening to R.E.M.

Last year I developed a crush on a girl who works at an Arby's near my workplace but when I asked her out she seemed to hope I was joking and said no thanks.

My old neighbour had a pet dog that I'd look after sometimes but he moved out and now all I have are the plants I try and care for.

>>161228964
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=betting+sites+csgo

http://www.strawpoll.me/11744572

!drop

Is Dan the only openly gay caster?

>>161231492
All of them are gay until they are proven straight.

Man, CSGO has changed a lot since I last played it...

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>24h ban because my team mates didnt feel like waiting for me to die in the last round and decided to kick me instead
Uhhh... How is this system still in place?

>>161232397
fuck u toxic kid enjoy the ban

>godsent
More like dogshit

>>161228131

>losing to bisons

LOL

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>people telling you to stop running around with deagle only
>its the only thing you are good at

NiP is back haha

How do i get better reactions so I can hold tighter angs and be better at counter strafe?

>>161237610
play a lot.

>>161237610
get younger

>>161238056
how get

>>161238416
invent a time machine
or join the discord

>>161238452
>join discord
>underage cheaters everywhere
How does that help me deage

>1 hour
>page 10
>no new posts

DED THRED

DED GENERAL

WHY DOES THIS GENERAL STILL EXIST

>>161242320
who care...

>>161242320
come join me on reddit

CLUTCH FOR TRUMP 2016

>best teams in the world playing rn
>csgog on page 10
reddiscord was a mistake

https://www.instagram.com/nemorekt/

I'm a 27 year old global elite with no life who has over 2.5k hours

who wants to 1v1 me I'll fight anyone here

please tell me what you think of my csgo video i made...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rrkxFMDnlE

>>161254969

terrible disliked it kys

lol tell me why...

70 hours played so far and my experience has been
>Screaming underaged Russians on mic
>Rampant hackers and not even subtle ones, they will just run around with deagle headshotting everyone
>Full of bugs, seen teammates get stuck in walls, audio regularly shits itself and I have to restart CSGO to fix it
>Deathmatch will spawn me without a gun randomly
Why the fuck do you play this trash?

>>161257556

who care...

>>161257556
Stop being a europoor

>>161257556
just join us good players on discord, retard.

discord.gg/dXRkAgT

red pill me on rawinput

>>161259651
feels good but can lead to disastrous results (i.e. (You))

>>161259651
Well Thorin is the master of history and shit
He has it off

our guy subroza in the richard lewis vid

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add in gloves valve take my jewbux

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Unboxed this 30 minutes ago. I'm new to trading, so I may need some help with pricing and such.


SteamAnalyst estimates the price at around $370.


My Inventory:

http://steamcommunity.com/id/johanhesselbom/inventory/#730

>>161271262
>adding people because they have high steam levels

neck urself

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is she still /ourgirl/?

Where do I find eBFs?

>>161275416
um hi are you cute?

>>161276424
Yesum

>>161166464
cock cheese grater

>>161281740
whats your id?

Anyone want to help an SEM get back to GN1?

>>161285056
ye

>>161286385
Zekk is my username. Picture of Navi.

>>161286454
Sent.

>>161286801
Didn't get anything.

>>161286889
Sent again.

>>161286916
It's either a pic of Navi or pic with Navi in a jar with hearts around it. Not sure why I'm not getting anything.

>>161286989
I sent you a message, didn't get it?

>>161287028
Nope. What's it say?

>>161287072
It says "Hello"

>>161287127
Nope nothing.

>>161287193
Hmm :/ Strange.

>>161287243
Your name? Why don't you just add me?

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>>161287302
fukking baited you dumb FUCK

>>161287340
epikk xDD u got me so gud

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>>161285056
>>161286385
>>161286454
>>161286801
>>161286889
>>161286916
>>161286989
>>161287028
>>161287072
>>161287127
>>161287193
>>161287243
>>161287302
>>161287340
>>161287394

classic csgog

>>161287438
I got 1 (one) (You) eks dee

At what point do people just stop inviting Navi to online leagues because all they do is throw? They just got relegated in ECS 2.

>>161288515
Sorry, not Navi, VP. Navi also throws online, but not as hard as VP.

is there a tangible benefit to playing on a laptop vs a desktop? I really don't feel like I have great movement control with my rubber keyboard and having it and my screen right next to each other isn't fun desu senpai

>>161291150
No, no one ever said there was literally why would you even make a post about it?

>>161287438
This made me laugh a bit, then I tabbed back in and noscoped someone with a 1deag from T spawn. Rolling 16k, deagle@nosound, teammates begging for drops, top fragging. Living the dream.

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Seriously though what are the chances of valve adding gloves in the next operation

>be Jake
>get Stewie nickname

what did he mean by this

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Rate my purchase
>inb4 black laminate autism

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>>161292696
>next operation

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>haven't played or followed csgo all year
is this literally their lineup now? lmao, JUST
why is the stoner underachiever n0thing still on this team? can they cut him already holy shit

>>161156430
got a year long ban for killing a kid who was throwing in self defense (he shot first).
Need a new copy of csgo, anyone wanna help a poorfag out?
if so add and message /id/razcrow

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>>161297052
bumperino

>>161296741
n0thing is literally the third best player on that team, can you imagine

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who is the miracle of 'go?

>>161301590
s1mple he will never win the biggest tournament.

When did you realize Ryu is the only person who has the skill and cunning to run a t2-3 org?

do euros know what irony is? https://twitter.com/G2shox/status/803181998760083456

Anyone willing to help with some information regarding trade? Unsure of Phase 4 Doppler price, don't want to lose out.

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>>161307773
>what is opskins
fucking reddit fag

>>161305396
Do you?

/csgog/ is my favorite SNS

our guy disco doplan is streaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNAHYfQ-Ojw

who remember

>>161312372
i member

>>161312634
no you dont

write 5 meme from golden era of gog

ha-ha

i knew you would not

csgog died in the summer of 2015

rip (rest in Peace)

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>he fell for the competitive meme
>he plays surf/bhop in csgo instead of css
>his first cs is csgo

>>161313518
>he plays surf/bhop in css rather than 1.6
eradicate yourself shitter

>>161312739
i think you mean 5(five) meme

>>161313620
good post so far

>>161313584
>1.6 meme

some memes i miss:
trap csgog is slut for skins
cute anon who eats dinner with fnatic
ayy lmao

>>161313807
>im a shitter
>did i mention im a shitter and cant too bad to learn goldsrc movement
>yooooo HOL up B lemme hop on that AUTOBHOP [CSS NON STEAM] [SCRIPTS] server real quick
stop posting anytime

anime above everything else

>>161313876
fuck off fen

>>161313838
trap csgog is slut is some neo-meme who care

theres like 20 memes i miss

>>161313872
>im retarded
>its better because it's older

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>>161313947
dude thats like 2-3 years old.

>>161314061
>literally cant come up with a constructive argument
>so bad he has to settle for autobhop handicapped sourcebabbies servers

goldsrc is superior to source engine when it comes to movement, its infinitely more complex and has more depth to it, spawning an extensive movement system which takes years to master

have a vid to get an idea what im talking about, youre obviously clueless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr0bmLgVSmE

>>161314373
Senpai i only play scroll with stamina

You're projecting

>>161314473
nah youre just backpedaling low


s/o to all hns dudes

>>161314553
So far all you've done is call me a shitter and say that goldsrc movement is better because you say so

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why did i feel like this was worth my time

>>161314778
ive shown you a video as proof

source: half assed bhop + """"""ljs"""""
goldsrc: lj, cj, bj, cbj, hj, dj, edgebug, doublestrafe, triplestrafe and multistrafes, sbj, ladderjump, ladderbhop

stop embarassing yourself

>>161314997
>implying these dont also exist in soutce

>>161315167
>cj
>ladder anything
>edgebug
>dj
>in source engine

bait or retard

markeloaf

who remember

deagle@nosound, eating pizza, topfragging

Is overwatch dead yet? Where can I see numbers for it?

>>161315536
in me arse

>>161315536
Blizzard hide their numbers iirc

>>161315517
Crime of the Century, smoking weed

>>161315793
hi mom i hope you had fun at thanksgiving i'll try to call more often ^^

>>161315240
>cj
I'll give you that
>ladder anything
Literally the same
>edgebug
exists
>dj
??????

>>161315847
>this sourcekiddie banter

>>161316027
You're pretty sensitive on being called out on having mom taste in music.

ECS/Twitch/FaceIt is doing some sponsored stories for webzones and it's pretty odd lol

>>161316190
Everyone at 1.5/1.6 lans used to listen to supertramp and smoke weed so I doesn't bother me. It's just funny you think your "calling out" makes even the slightest bit of sense.

>>161316965
Yet you keep getting triggered when people point out it isn't even Dadrock, it's Momrock.

>>161315859
edgebug is a bug in goldsrc, it doesnt exist in css

ladder physics is completely different, it doesnt exist in css (both jump and bhop)

dropjump doesnt exist in css, becuase of ^

>>161319423
I've done edgebug in css

Ladder physics are literally the same

What the fuck is dropjump

>last reply 1 hour 25 mins ago

LMFAO gogurts

>>161195897
The problem is onetapping someone who literally never needs to stop and who's backed with flashes if the enemy team is competent.