/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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also please post skines

>monkey 5 man toggle wasnt enough to beat 3 man toggle from nip
HAHAHAHAHAHA

STOP BLUE BALLIN ME WITH THISOPERATION VALVEA

>>160742130
there literally won't be a new operation until june

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>>160741080
every thread till you buy one

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>>160742103
>3 man toggle from nip
>implying NiP even toggle
fuck off

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>>160742470
but I already have a better one

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>he doesnt have a cartel with anime stickers
wtf

>>160742594
>>>/reddit/

>>160742851
>>>/deviantart/

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>>160741080
best m4 skin

>>160742851
To call that western shit """anime""" is an insult

>>160742564
>he doesnt know about f0rest and getright
>he wasnt watching pyth's ultra blatant toggling yesterday
>animeposter
maybe you should fuck off

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>>160743421
what the fuck are you going on about, you autist

>>160743169
>>160743243
yeah?

>>160743519
yeah

professionals best terrorist faction with pirates second

swat best ct faction with gsg9 second

thoughts?

>>160743572
well fuck you

>>160743895
>pirates
>not worst
>no arctic avengers

>>160743480
everyone in fpl knows forest isnt legit
and those clutches by GR werent skill
and if you werent watching your team yesterday you shouldnt even be defending pyth because that was very SK-esq

>>160744127
t. butthurt sk fan

>pinku left the old discord server
>catgorl never posts
FUCKING FINALLY

>announce new anti cheat
>SK loses

really makes your brain work, huh?

Are there any recent pictures of forest without a hat?

>>160745029
you arent even capable of following the coversation you fucking retard, get the fuck out

>>160746119
woah onii-chan, calm down, you might want to take your autism pills!

>>160746178
tell me more about the pills you're taking, i'm quite interested, because they dont seem to work

>>160746319
uhhh I don't take any pills, I'm healthy dude, what are you on about, I was talking about your autism pills, which you don't seem to be taking

How the fuck do people get clutches like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU4OSCl9vwE

>>160746382
the only way you'd know those pills exist is if you were taking them yourself
so tell me, which pills are you taking? because i'm pretty sure they're not working for your stage of autism :)

>>160746764
>the only way you'd know those pills exist is if you were taking them yourself
nice autistic logic, autist

>>160746795
projection, reflection and denial, pretty uncommon

>>160746987
keep telling yourself that, aspie

>>160747008
see, exactly what I was talking about

Is friberg the only one who isn't awkward as fuck in post-match interviews?

>yfw NiP fails to qualify for ELEAGUE major

>JW is all washed up and will never get a chance to play with his dream boys Forest and GTR.

So I just watched the IBP throw game. Why the fuck isn't Skadoodle banned? Just because he didn't profit from it doesn't mean he didn't throw.

>>160748035
no proof

>>160746690
i fucking hate trannies. why can't they all die.

>>160748127
more proof than literally every hacking accusation ever

Was Scream part of the Epsilon line-up that match-fixed? Why isn't he banned?

What's up with this? https://twitter.com/Mewyabby/status/800670239872544768

>>160748035
>>160748791
they made an example out of them. Valve obviously don't give a fuck about cs, so they won't ever unban them just because they're popular.

>>160749012
That's not what I was asking.

>>160748791
They initially said he was part of it and then went back and said "oh no no, he didn't know!". Scream has definitely thrown games before, faked ddoses and called gg at the 29th round (so no bets will be paid out) and left though.

>>160749064
Scream wasn't banned because they don't give a fuck.
Skadoodle wasn't banned because they don't give a fuck.
Whichever one you are.

Are ssds worth it for csgo?

>>160749772
lol, since when did 16 year old babbers visit these threads? Let me go through it with you babber:

Processor
Graphics Card
RAM

These three things are the most important.

If you HDD is utter cunt, then yeah getting an SSD will help. But it almost certainly will not help unless your computer is fuck up somewhere else in the chain

NiP are LITERALLY our guys

>>160748791
match fixing is ok as long as you don't get completely caught

and even if you get completely caught sometimes its still ok lol hey skadoodle what up bro lol

just like cheating is ok as long as it was a while ago lol

>>160750273
Only Forest and GTR.
Xizt is an alien guy and Friberg is a washed up piece of shit guy.
Pyth might look like a pig and sound like a pig but he's not our Pige.

Org itself is pretty garbage too.

>>160750480
>hating on NiP
Hello redd1t

>>160750480
this post is PURE REDDIT

>>160750480
this is reddit

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NA CS vs EU CS

>>160751925
Is borg the most handsome male in esports?

am i the only one who gets Disconnect: VAC authentication error from using radar maps from simpleradar?

Can't connect to every 4th game when using simpleradar's maps, have to verify game cache and re-download files and that deletes the simpleradar maps.

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posting more webms cuz kondo told me not to TO BE QUITE HONEST

>>160751925
Canada =/= NA

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>>160753368
AT LEAST POST NEW WEBUMS REEEEEEEEE

>>160751925
my julie lookin thicc

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>>160753631
too lazyto make more webums desu, have my first webm ever

>>160753684
pretty :ok_hand: desu

steam://joinlobby/730/109775243749277998/76561198262594552 eu 1 more

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steam://joinlobby/730/109775243749984300/76561198273524968 need 3 more LEM smurf

>>160753368
Using my pop flash ^_^

http://steamcommunity.com/id/_iloveyoumore/

>>160751925
Nice posture, NAtards.

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Does csgo have fun custom maps yet?
Or is everyone still falling for the compfaggotry meme?

>>160759353
it's mostly css ports
All the minigame servers have autohop so they're all shit anyways

>>160759353
>>160760442
all the fufcking custom games are 15 minutes long bullshit. we need source 2.

>>160751925

NA shit as per usual

>>160759353

>tfw ywn play tower map server again

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>Brazilian CS

Why is this allowed?

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>>160741080
did you also pick those up when i posted the market link yesterday? underratedskins for cheap desu

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>>160765621

>tfw all these skins but your best skin is a battle scarred emerald pinstripe ak 47

;_;

Any info on operation?

>>160766412
buy more skins goyim, operation comes faster

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>winning 12-5
>mixture of russians & western europeans
>carrying team top of leader board & 8 MvP stars
>get kicked as I'm about to make it 13-5
>this doesn't happen just once, but a few times a week

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with this game? It doesn't do shit about cheaters, and even when there aren't any the rest of your team are just pure cancer.

>inb4 le 5 man stack

>>160767057
get cucked

do knives usually go down in price durin steam sales?

when is the next operation?

>>160767057
>mad over an outdated unbalanced shooter with garbage community
can i have moar of that salty soup?

>>160767057
idk youre probably being an insufferable and toxic cunt
I've literally never gotten kicked ever.

>>160768163
>"""toxic"""
Go back to tumbler and take your shifty buzzword with you.>>160768105

why is this faggot always crying

>>160768853
dude idc what you call it but if you get kicked all the time there's something wrong with you
call it being an insufferable asshole then if certain words trigger u too much lmao

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>>160741216
what is happening here with the wire models and damage number. is this a hack

I can't wait for the operation to drop in HOT this thursday

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Reminder to join the new and improved winter FREE discord!

https://discord.gg/dXRkAgT

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https://discord.gg/dXRkAgT

>>160771282
>winter free
>still catgorl, riz, and imcute

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>>160771505
Catgorl is banned tho? And I don't even know who imcute is and Riz is okay, just block him if you don't like him, no one's forcing you to talk to him.

>>160771282
kys

>>160771675
lose weight nerd

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>friberg will never hold you

>>160771675
kys estonian trash

is steel a cuck?

>>160773019
no he's a virgin
literally our guy

>>160773118
he reminds me of american pie's protagonist

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>>160772520
That's pretty rude, but since I'm not fat it doesn't hurt me.

>>160772556
Sure thing, mister sperg.

why is silver so fucking hard to exit

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>tfw nip win another tournament with the power of friendship

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>>160774716
>tfw the power of friendship trumps the evil power of cheating monkeys

how do new players even stay around?
it's so fucking bad at low ranks

>>160769635
yes its a hack, just ratted ur pc, last words kiddo?
>>160771505
>catgorl
requested him getting banned personally
>riz
:^(
>mcute
Almost nobody even is on the imcute steam group tbqh

Why is faceit so fucking trash ?

>>160778616
>bad matchmaking system
>bad anticheat
>bad servers
>bad admins
I wonder why

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>>160771282
Fuck you winter was a cool guy before you killed him

>>160782158
but he killed himself......................

How the fuck are you supposed to get out of silver? I top frag most games but people are such shit that it's impossible to win more than one in every 3 games.

>>160783261
he send me :ok_hand: on steam yesterday

>>160783450
HEY ARE YOU AN ANIME DO YOU HAVE ANY ANIME CHEATS THANKS DUDE

>>160783709
:ok_hand:

http://www.hltv.org/blog/12995-anime-for-beginners

22 games in a row with cheaters, 3 ranks lost despite being top2 fragger in 90% of the games
thanks valve!

>>160783947
>50% of the suggestions actually aren't pure shit
i am shocked

but there is one glaring omission

YOU GOT IT IT WRONG
It's
hey dude are you an anime cheater do you have any anime cheats thanks dude

>>160784245
http://www.hltv.org/blog/12998-best-animes-of-all-time

>>160783339
>How the fuck are you supposed to get out of silver?

stop being utter shit

>>160784380
WRONG

Has anyone used csgoroll?

>>160785863

your mom used csgosuckmydick

>>160784383
dude I just barely managed to exit silver with over about 100 wins.
Match Making in silver is really wonky

>Dust2, CT side
>Sitting in pit
>Panicking teammate says "they're pushing short!"

Wut do? Run straight to the site and help, run out through bedroom and try to flank them from behind at cat, or stay in position in case someone pushes bedroom?

>>160794212
wtf is bedroom you fucking cunt

>go 7-18 on one match
>top frag by a small margin in the next
>middle frag with a neutral kd in the next
>drop a 40 bomb in the next

Holy fuck, why am I so inconsistent?

>>160794351
Long doors. Just an Aussie call, I think.

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>adult male
>has a private profile

>>160794501
youre a cunt mate. anyway you should hold long unless you know for sure that all 5 are cat.

>>160794397
different maps?
different spots/roles?

or are you one the retards that only play d2 and go to the same area every round

>>160794692
What about:
>flash bedroom and push
>wallbang T spawn (smoke it off if I have no AWP)
>get to palm tree mid so I can catch them if they run away from short, but I'm in a good position to retake if they conquer A

I mean, they're probably not gonna push long if I check it all and there's no one there, right?

>>160794969
Probably has something to do with it. My best rounds are usually T side on inferno.

>>160795034
>>flash bedroom and push
>>wallbang T spawn (smoke it off if I have no AWP)
sure but its a risk. if you get killed there you just lost long and your m8 at a is 100% dead.


>get to palm tree mid so I can catch them if they run away from short, but I'm in a good position to retake if they conquer A
let your mid/b guys do that. if the t's go a you want to keep control of either long or cat. its much easier to retake if you know the t's can only be site and long/cat

why do female "pro" players want to be taken seriously and treated equally as actual pro teams when the only thing that makes them relevant at all is the fact that they have vaginas?

>>160798224
vaginas are gross

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http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=173&playerid=9601

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU

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Post your hours wasted on this shit game

NIP's turn to cheats to counter the Brazillians is not something to be encouraged. Better to lose with grace than win unfairly. Very sad!

>>160803854
Triple that

>Watch Thorin's element interview
>check his twitter
>it's an egg whose only tweet is "First tweet!!"

>turn v sync off
>mouse feels fucking weird
what the fuck. I didn't know it did this. God damn it, I have to get used to new mouse settings...

>>160809817
You have mouse accel on then. It's based on framerate, now you're getting more FPS and it's giving you a different accel amount.

How many FPS are you getting now? Why did you have vsync on in the first place?

>>160810002
I didn't know to turn it off. :/ Windows mouse accel is off. CSGO says it's off in its settings as well. I don't know what the fuck is going on why turning off v-sync would make the mouse feel that drastically different.

>>160810119
well now you have much lower input delay. Maybe that's what's throwing you off.

Put it on and mesure your inch/360 and then check again with it off. It should be the same. That would confirm the "I'm just used to lag" theory if it's the same in/360.

>>160810216
>p
i'll check this out. thanks. feels fucking whacky

discord.gg/A5PfNUG

>>160807389

you better be a pro

>>160801296

let me queue with you because me match feed is the exact opposite

>>160817025
only if ur cute

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>>160742470
but i did

I checked stewie's stream because I was too bored. How does his aspect ratio look so wide? I play on 4:3 stretched and it doesn't look as wide.

>>160821732
he doesn't actually play stretched, he plays black bars and stretches it for the stream in OBS or whatever

>>160821732
he set his stream to match his eyes so you can see how i looks to him

what if valve dropped operations and started making single player csgo content much like the story missions from the last operation

>>160823367
you mean just made more operations

>>160823529

nah I mean like csgo episodes

>>160823926
thats what operations were supposed to be and were until valve forgot to release them on a reasonable time scale. i wonder if they've ever done that with an episode like product before...

Operation plz release this week

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>tfw my gf enjoys watching CSGO streams while cuddling
>tfw she never once bothered me to have sex while we were in the middle of a good CSGO match
she's a keeper

>>160827041
Nice. I hate watching a movie with a girl and she tries to mount me. Yeah rub/suck my dick that's fine but don't block my view bitch, and don't talk unless it's related to the flick.

someone erp with me uwu

>>160827041
>>160828195
tfw no bf/gf to have fun with while watching csgo

Why the fuck are valve taking dust2 out of active duty and remaking it? It's the best map.

>>160829860
el reddito!!

>>160829860
what are you talking about?
Is this bait?

>>160830120
You didn't hear?

-dust2
-nuke

+inferno
+season

>>160830151
I have a very hard time believing you. Post source.
I think you're just wasting my time but I don't mind since i'm NEET

>>160830151
If we know one thing about Valve it's that they are VERY stubborn. They have made almost zero gameplay patches to newke, they will not remove nuke from comp.

Pros don't even like Season, it's an OK map for pugs but it's not great. Go watch some ESEA lan matches on it, they aren't that great. There's too many hallways, it becomes a clusterfuck like office where there's no useful smokes to help an execution. You basically flash through the CT's smoke and right click your own smoke down when you have site.

The only ones i can think of right now is Mid from T spawn and a few through the glass on B site. The rest are retardlobs when you're already in the site.

>>160830514
canal would be dope tho

>>160830151
>valve taking their baby nuke out just when teams start playing it
>not cobbz

>>160830151
what would they even change on Dust2 without creating a shit storm?

desu, they should go back to what they did whith train, take a reaerves map and fix it up. I nominate Aztec

>>160831181
ye, making aztec great again would be awesome

>>160831135
Just wish you could wallbang gayspot properly desu

>>160751925
They should be cheerleaders at majors, would earn far more than they currently do and actually have some use

>>160756734
shit flash, might work against mgs for you

>>160832828
blingi is literally an expert gamer you don't have shit on him, noob gamer

>>160830120
-dust2 +inferno

>>160834373
please take a bath

>>160832828
I made a better one since but it's good for several things and pros often use bouncy flashes there with a lot more travel time and visibility than this one.

>>160834536
Gosh I wish

>>160741039
Is there any easy way to download csgo replays without fucking recording it with some third party software shit?

I really want to share my replays, but it's pretty disgusting being forced to download some recording software to record it desu

>>160836884
Use the match sharing link

>>160837185
>>160837362
>>160837362
steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-d8E5T-kHuW6-VppOi-rFsWW-bawDK

I'm a pair of timbs. pls tell me what i did wrong all this match, i feel like even though i top fragged, and used equipment pretty successfully i didn't really PLAY all that well

>>160834676
I already did like 4 hours ago, idiot

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Is overwatch really this easy to fool or does nobody actually do it?

>>160838010
First thing I noticed: Your aim is super erratic and you can't track people at all. Lower you sens, yours is prolly really high judging by how you flick over the place while shooting.

Round 2: You bought a flash and are first in on a b rush. You should use it before you enter the site as you are most likely going to die as the first on in so you should use your utility.

Round 3+5: You fight a guy playing a site with an smg, if you wanna fight from short vs an eco, buy a molly and use it to clear site.
You are letting the ct play a headshot angle with a pistol vs your smg, it's a bad fight for you if they were capable of landing shots.

Round 4: You throw your 2 flashes on b without a real purpose and then just run in holding w, not clearing any angles and not having anyone with you to trade.
Work on your movement in general and watch some videos on how to properly strafe into and clear angles.
Youre just running out alone and are exposed to 10 different angles at once, once again taking a shit fight and just relying on your opponents to not land easy shots.

Only forwarded through the rest since that's just basics you need to work on so pointing out any of the individual missplays would be too time consuming.
On CT side you just waste your utility too, you dont gain anything from throwing 2 flashes into your tunnels smoke every round. Hold on to them and use them when they actually push out (look up some good popflashes, for example throwing it against the wall above car when you hear them pushing out tuns).

So in general:
-Your aim is erratic, lower your sens and practice
-learn how to properly clear angles and take fights and dont just hold w and run onto a site hoping the enemy team just doesnt hit you
-learn how to use your utility properly, none of the flashes or smokes you used throughout the game did anything, you just wasted your money

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Is it right to block off trading/selling items because you're VAC banned?

You didn't fraud the item market, you committed fraud in the game.

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Godsent or VP?

It is just me or MGE-DMG are harder than LE

>>160843605
MG1-MGE is harder

im trying to remember a meme i saw couple days ago i think its pretty fresh

it was in a pyth thread and it was something like "you dont remember a pyth play" or basically "you dont remember an X" blablabla I cant think of the rest, also there was a variation of smitthz whiff and some others

>160846426
i haet u reddit

>>160791763
>barely managed to exit silver with over about 100 wins
I'm at like 110 wins and I'm still S2

>tfw a cute girl from S3 carries your team

>>160847594
>girl
>cute
please go outside sometime

>>160847760
That's the great thing about Alienware laptops, you can play outside on your deck.

>>160783339
stop playing dust 2

>>160838010
>>160838883
Yeah sure dont respond or thank me for this >_>

woah, blingi sure is an expert csgo gamer, he even reviews others demos, he's like steel but non-jewish, much gayer and way less funnier

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steam://joinlobby/730/109775243754016547/76561198272900261 need 3 more to q, smurfing

>Put dust2 in queue list
>Always get D2

>Enemy gets a headshot
>Report aimbot

i wish semphis was my friend. no homo but i'd love to hug him and hang out and work out and share good times as friends >ω<

>It's another team asks you to drop but then you kill 0 and lose round and you have 0 money next round episode

>james has rsi
>pronax uses cccleaner to hide his dirtyass porn
good start to faceit today bois

Richard Lewis @RLewisReports 6m6 minutes ago

Latest edition of the show focuses on "fake news," safety pins and the cult of Kek -

>>160856948
great now normies will be spamming about lord kek

the king is dead

>It's an enemy gets an ace with a fucking P90 episode

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JW is the sickest contemporary CS pro. I don't hive a fuck what you faggots think. 100% BALLER.

>>160830151
>+season

I fucking wish

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>>160858952
holla

>It's another be top fragging but lose a clutch a get kicked episode

virtus.hello?

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>cheat and grief on faceit on many accounts
>get GBP (Good Boy Point), or AKA (Also Known As) FBI (Facet Behavior Index)
really (really) does one's brain get on working, doesn't it?

SNAX

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>snax

they're not even trying to hide it anymore

>supposed top 3 team losing on their supposed map against a gutter trash t3 team

Is flusha outmicrotoggling snacks?

>5 mollies
>nobody mollies sandwich

thinking is to be made

https://clips.twitch.
tv/faceittv/InnocentBeaverShibeZ
https://clips.twitch.
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tv/faceittv/InnocentBeaverShibeZ
LMAO

>snax

More like bads LMAO

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What are the most devilish net settings I could set?

Someone explain to me again why the classic fnatic team that was stomping everyone easily suddenly swapped pronax, then olof faked an injury, and the players split between two tier 2 at bes trash teams?

There was 100% an internal conflict about cheats, or flusha and krimz fighting over pronax bp or something.

VOLVO GIVE OPERATION ༼ つ _ ༽つ

I love pronax, watching godsent play CS is a good fun.

>>160863038
hello reddo

>tfw I had a dream where I try to jump awp someone over a box, fail 3 times in a row, and get one tapped the fourth


;_;

>>160771505
>>160771282
>banned catgorl imcute and riz
Are you enjoying your 0 man discord?

>not using a space heater to keep your room cozy and hands warm so you can game to the extreme

NEW VID BOIS
FAVELAS ON THE GEAR?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eLONsZ5rjU

>fallen, fnx, and fer on the same team losing 1-10 to random br monkers on CT side cahce

Really sucks when you can't cheat to win.

>It's another enemy team is hackers episode

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>>160863965
>heating broken
>too nervous to tell the janitor about it

Our lovely autistic ginger did it again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkcRy0F3xyE

What's the type of player you absolutely hate the most.

>does shit play in a shit position
>gets outplayed and killed
>ughh why would you peek thaat (in steel's whiny voice)

>It's another enemy HS you through smoke episode

>>160866934
>he expects skill to matter in a RNG based game

it's a FEATURE ok?!

>>160867274
t. Silver Shitter

>>160867556
joke's on you, I've never installed csgo

>>160866934
>it's another (You) thinks an enemy won't always spam smoke episode

has anyone else noticed a massive amount of shady as fuck players today, especially in deathmatches?
like, I didnt forget how to play this game in those few hours of sleep, but the people I played with and against today could easily put 'pros' to shame
most of them were either private profile or <100 hours

>>160862337
nice game honest

>>160869824
Are you literally trying to say people can just go and cheat in official valve servers, especially when VAC is the best anti cheat system known to man?

>>160870980
no, I'm asking if anyone else noticed more suspicious people than usual
I'm talking about 3-4 people per team in DM

Anyone want to play one game with an SE? Trying to get back to GN1.

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is there anything better than completely destroying a 5 premade team of meme bois that talk only in hltv and reddit memes in chat? i'm in heaven right now

>>160862337
it was on purpose
he realized he got no chance anyway so he left clicked to die

Post hours and rank

>1540 hours
>LE

How did someone rejoin twice after we kicked him twice?

>>160877356
it's a valve game dude
one time windows restarted my pc and I was out of the game for nearly 25 minutes while updating and I was able to rejoin late second half.
it just werks

What's the best way to get (You)'s in magog

>>160879237
Start a fight

>>160879237
post boipucci

>>160879237
say something about our guy dazed

gender mixed teams when

jesus, it's almost 2017 csgo

>>160882808
if the top female pros were willing to forego their pussy tax salaries, they'd be on premier teams, maybe a few could be on tier 4 teams

Are these any classic gunshot soundpacks somewere? These new sounds are nasty.

>>160882808
in 2015

>>160882967
I know a GE, ESEA B+ female player. She wants to join a team, a thought of joining a male team or competing in male tournaments literally never crossed her mind until I mentioned it

I love Counter-Strike and it is one of my favorite games. Whether it was 1.6 or GO (rarely played Source). About 7 months ago I was in a motorcycle accident that left my left hand paralyzed. My first thought was "damn I'll never get to play CSGO again", I was pretty heart broken.

Several months ago I decided I needed my fix of CSGO so I logged on into a DM. I just sat wherever I spawned and waited for people to come to me. It was easy because some people missed there shots on me standing still. After doing pretty decent just standing still, I plugged in my MMO mouse. Played around with some re-bindings on the MMO mouse and was soon able to start moving. I could also press buttons on the edge of keyboard with my paralyzed hand.

It took a couple days before I got used to playing and was doing decent so I decided on trying out MM. I played on my alt account got ranked at SEM, I already expected to never be able to play at the same level prior to my accident, so I was content with that. I just wanted to play regardless. Currently I am GN3 and can hold my own against the MG ranks.

You can see me play on Twitch or look at a few clips I have on YouTube

TL;DR Left Hand recently paralyzed found a way for me to play CSGO and I'm not too bad!

Edit: Thank you all for the amazing support!!

>>160883304
oh wow subrcribed!

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post your favorite AWPer right now magog

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>>160883854

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>>160883854

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>>160883854
there is no other option

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Did I do good magog?

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>>160886175

>>160886627
>fnatic and jw stickers
good buy tbqh

>Trying to play video games
>females sending you cleavage
Fuckin hell

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>>160887270
Just waiting on them godsent stickers bby

>>160888376
ok_hand

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>>160888419

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>>160888552

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>>160888641
last for now

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someone needs to start posting /magog/ approved black anime girls RIGHT NOW

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>>160889786
>3d
>magog approved
...

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>>160889786

>Mio is igl and support, too shy to entry or make flashy plays
>Ritsu is the brave entry fragger
>Mugi is the awper
>Azusa is the lurk/clutcher
>Yui is a rifler and moves in 2nd to trade Ritsu
Would you watch this anime?

>>160890690
I non ironically would 2bh

what are the best skins that don't cost my lifetime health insurance /csgog/

>>160890690
I would watch it and hope it gets at least 2 seasons. I fucking love K-ON
I've been telling myself Japan is bound to make a cute girl skill FPS one of these years, please make this a reality.

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lol

>>160887379
What is this feeling I don't understand

>>160891463
The ones you get from drops

>>160893624
my best "drop" was a tradeup ak and famas. emerald stripe and sargeant respectively. do those count?

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>trying to git gud
>practice on aim maps and spray control maps
>go into comp
>get zero (0) kills 5 rounds in
>team kicks me because I suck so much
Feels bad, man.
It's like my ability to aim just flies out the window as soon as I get into a real match. Suddenly I'm not hitting anything from 10 feet away or I'm getting one tapped before I can react.

>>160895179
You should probably test the results of your aim practice/warm up some more in a DM game first. Or casual, actually as long as there are enemies you can shoot that are not static and shoots back at you before jumping into a competitive game.

>>160895629
I do okay-ish in DM. I usually get around 30~ kills by the end of the match. I find it difficult to translate things into comp though, since casual matches are anarchic lunacy where everyone rushes like crazy. I don't get enough practice against enemies that actually dance around and prefire.

>>160895761
Rank?

You're DM aiming in comp, you can't do that. You have to use cover and peakers advantage. Isolate angles so only one enemy can see you at a time.

>>160897069
Sargent 3
I have 120~ hours and I still get my shit wrecked. Granted, I spent about 80 of those hours just fucking around before I decided I wanted to practice.

>DM aiming
That makes sense. How should I go about practicing that sort of thing?

why do people defend the AWP but shit on 'autos'?

>>160897424
oh you're not even ranked then
Just play more, you litterally have no experience. Play a lot. PLAY A FUCKING LOT.

You will only get better at something if you practice. If you play DM a lot you will only get better at DM, not comp. Some things transfer over, but not all of them.

You're also probably playing at WAY too high of sensitivity. Figure out the DPI of your mouse, change it to ether 400 or 800dpi, i'll assume 800 from now on as it's what i use.

1-1.8 ingame sens is where you should be at 800dpi. If you want more depth read >>160499826 where i went autism mode on why you should use as low of a sens as you can.

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>>160898012
I've actually been cranking my sensitivity up because I thought that I was just too slow. I'll try messing with my settings again and seeing how it works out. Thanks for the advice.
I have to sleep now, but I'll try to pop some domes tomorrow.

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Post some ill DM tracks that make you frag on noobies like it's no ones business

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVq03wz6DeA

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who /badwithmoney/ here?

>>160898620

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iXMhphebGI

I remember being a teenage stoner like you anon
Good days, enjoy them while they last

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Check out my 1g to win the game

>>160898620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HL-N9oOjcs

use this one too much and you'll get banned for cheating. be careful.

>>160901142
you didn't stand in your own molly, it's not a 1g.

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>>160901142
that's an olof, not a 1g

clearly you were not around for the original meme molly

when do i stop being able to throw super basic flashes and just dm my way through mm? i cant even remember the last time i felt like there was a must win round or when i even had to walk

>>160898620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgy0zYLPT-I

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nice game gotards

>>160895179
Your positioning and movement prolly sucks and you take shit fights. Watch steel's and voo's vids about those things.

>>160910430
win cucked

https://discord.gg/eBpTE

invite to the BEST csgog discord

>>160910430
>Dust 2

>>160912156
>not playing the best map

>>160759353

Anon i'm actually remaking that map. But it's in limbo rn. I've just got the sewers left to do

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How do we fix the CSGO community? Also MGE-DMG are the comfiest ranks.

>>160900163
please don't make me cry it's too early

you can only get souvenirs from majors right?

>>160913512
wait is this real?

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>Islam is an inherently feminist ideology

>>160913512
lmao this is good shit

>>160897646
Because autism

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Will daddy dazed ever play another pro game?

>>160920763
quality edit

>>160921032
You must be new here

>>160921103
you yea

byali more like blyatli

>>160898883
>/badwithmoney/
>not even stattrak
>not even medusa
>not even souvenir dlore

kill your self.

TODAY IS THE DAY

>It's another win the pistol round but lose the anti-eco round episode

hello any1 up for a game im supreme

>>160767057
if you get consistently kicked theres something wrong with u no doubt

>>160774683
LOL
>2016 and still bitching about being a downie silver

wow winter is so dead he talks to me on steama

>its another cheaters vs griefer seriers
uninstalled

>>160932060
>he plays non-prime silver tier

kek

>>160932201
prime dmg actually

>he thinks prime mm is good

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJE1XPRKxkI

this has to be the most cancerous match in csgo history. turk scum, hungarian mud people, romanian gypsies an arab and a german in the same games

>>160934896
i see you copied the wrong video you were watching

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i got legit game i no cheat yes good yes?

>>160934896
>>160935246
yeah i've been looking into how to finally become an attack helicopter
anyway, here's the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YG36oIzD1k

>>160935337
no one cares tranny

Can somebody with a professional sounding british accent record the following message:

WARNING! WARNING!
You seem to be communicating in a foreign language.
This makes it impossible to communicate with you, harder to hear the enemy and reduces our chances of wining.
Don't be a retard, be quiet, speak english, and only use your voice chat for simple callouts.

I'll edit in some annoying sirens, put it on an old mp3 player, plug it in my headset and play it on a loop whenever i get turkish/russian teammates.

>James wears Timberlands

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operation pls cum out 2day

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>>160943547
>operations on this date

Whats this moe vs steel thing he made a gay af vid about?

Whats up freak bitches? Anyone want to make a powerful NA queue?

>>160767057
I will without hesitation vote to kick a smeghead rager regardless of performance