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Previous Thread: >>160865728
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Kandra Wildfire, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
>HOPE in charge of following their own rules
Vae to make HOPE great again.
post cats
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Master Ruseman, Awena, Valsi, Meyer The Shark, Surbrus Mindfang, Apothecary Beatus, Ancora Softpaw, Oren Nil
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
EU [Here]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae The Spectre, Roxtar
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
Don't Join [FUN] or [HOPE]
Those are troll guilds made to trick members away from joining the real above official guilds.
>>161124513
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, HOPE and FUN in the OP.>>161124127
Please don't troll new players with that bloated list, that info is almost completely false or misleading, and I see you are now trying to convince people that it's not.
But as others pointed out in many threads before this, you contradict yourself by posting FUN and HOPE, that's just one example. It's pretty obvious you're trolling, but it's gotten old.
Vae is literally everything wrong with HOPE, all he does is shitpost about rats, fetishpost about cats and namedrop to drag members down. He has a known problematic history just like Rexxie, who is also not allowed in HOPE. This was not the first time he used the Abo Bants card, and it won't be the last.
HOPE allows shitposting as long as you call it banter
Vae will me me pregnant. I'll force his gay cummies out if I have to!
give me the data dump about the next xpac, i've been away
>>161124910
>cummies
pls no
Is Guild Wars 2 on sale anywhere for black friday? Was thinking of giving the game another shot.
>>161125427
You missed the sale, it ended on Monday the 21st.
>>161124801
You heard it here first folks. It was me. I killed HOPE and gw2g.ALLME
>>161124910
Who says I need to be forced?
next thread we're merging with >>161098137 because of low post rate, thanks for understanding !
>>161125660
Oh well, that's dumb. Is it worth playing with just a vanilla account?
>>161125882
Did you do Silverwastes? Honestly, a basic account is pretty gimped unless you LOOOOOVE fractals without the HoT classes, HoT stats or HoT fractal rewards.
>>161125882
it's a good MMO for wageslaves like me. the core game is definitely worth it. if they don't do a hierarchical expansion system, i'd suggest you skip HOT though. pretty light on content and the maps are convoluted
VOTE FOR VAE FOR HOPE GLEADER 2017
>>161125686
Hurry up and breed me you sexy beast
>>161126043
>>161125882
and by a good mmo for wageslaves i mean you can go long periods without logging on and it doesn't matter. my character's gear is still top tier even though i haven't logged in in like half a year
>>161125686
Does it surprise anyone that ArenaNet is full of Hillary Clinton supporters?
>>161128116
what could possibly make you say that
>>161128207
https://twitter.com/barefootmatthew
>>161129020
Dont forget to thank anet
>>161129793
anet should be thanking me for playing this shitfest
>check for SW chest farm party
>see this
....
Anyone into mursaat feet?
who the fuck is vae
>>161132293
The only good charr to grace HOPEs ranks
>>161128207
every piece of character dialogue throughout the entire game
Been away from the game for almost two years, last played sometime during the living world stuff with Scarlet. Just got into the game again and I'm enjoying it, going to buy HoT, but what should I do story-wise to get up to speed? I've finished the personal story and got 100% map. Is season 2 of living world worth getting? What free content can I do before starting HoT?
Also, I mainly used play PvP and WvW, what's the meta for Guardians right now? I remember having a lot of fun with a Meditation build in PvP/WvW roaming, but now my bursts seem kinda weak against everyone else and people seem to have massive burst damage. Do these new masteries /elite specs increase damage/survivability much?
>>161134523
Dry Top and Silverwastes are free, access to the Living Story is not necessarily, you have to log in during its release to get it for free. LS2 is sort of worth it for the trinkets, but post-HoT I think you can get better stuff just by doing LS3.
HoT gets you up to speed faster than farming Central Tyria stuff will.
Check MetaBattle linked in the OP for meta guardian builds, I think Sword/Focus+Longbow is still the meta but there may still be a Sword/Shield + Mace/Focus tanky semi-bunker build going around for SPvP. MetaBattle will tell you the truth.
almost forgot:
>>161134523
>Do these new elite specs increase damage/survivability much?
Yes, they're meta in every build except PvE DPS Engineer, which is slightly better as base Engineer but only slightly.
>it's not even Caturday but the cat-related spam is already unbearable
A deal's a deal, anon!
You have to suck and bite on my femsura nipples!
>>161135184
Vae is a gift
hey look, I found a whale.
>>161135279
Vae is cancer incarnate
daddy please yank my ears and pump my femsura cunny full of cum
>>161135451
Vae isn't cancer. He is a cute friendly musky mcharr
>>161136190
Musk, IS cancer.
musky femsura crying after diagnosed with terminal fluffus cunnitis
>>161134523
You can play WvW as Guardian without HoT, just pick up lootstick and [Empower] 1 1 1 1
musky femsura rubbing her cunny after a charr spooged into it
>>161132002
Should be the picture for the the next thread.
I hope everyone bought the Kodan tonic. And why is the new map not as fun to play and already empty? Doing the achievements for the gauntlet is a chore.
>>161139090
The new map is a bit harder to traverse because of the lack of waypoints, while also having lots of packs of mobs with annoying mechanics.
Try going around the map and you will keep getting chilled and frozen solid all the goddamn time. The fact that the last story instance is swarmed with vet and elite mobs, while having no repeat mote for the achievs, does not help.
The winterberry node is nice though. It gives 5 berries and it instantly completes the winterberry gatherer daily. Gives you even less of a reason to step into that map.
>>161139090
Bad design IMO, it's like Dry Top but less cool and less bustling.
how often do the winterberry nodes in the actual map reset? can i just farm them if i have lots of characters/lots of time?
>>161139464
The nodes are character bound so yeah, with a lot of characters you'll have berries coming out of your ears.
>>161139090
There's just not much to do. I don't mind the setting, but content-wise it's very sparse. I think you'll find it turns into yet another farming map like SW since flame trains are rather lucrative.
>>161139623
>berries
>in the ears
>>161139623
Wait, fuck, do I have to do all the previous LS3 story bullshit to get to Bitterfrost, or can I just walk in?
>>161140319
buy the teleport scroll from the npc
>>161140319
Do the first part of the newest episode that lets you into the map, then buy the Bitterfrost Frontier portal scroll and move it from character to character. Quickest way to do it
>>161140363
>>161140391
That helps IMMENSELY, thank you.
>>161140319
>>161140363
>>161140391
After doing the first mission once I've been able to just walk in on any other character.
>>161140605
Huh, I didn't know that. The scroll still helps for characters with no map completion like most of mine.
>>161125686
>vae is the cunnyposter
that doesn't make any sense
Cheetahfu and Vae mating for the sake of procreation
pulling vae by the horns and relentlessly fucking him from behind
impregnate me
>>161142064
I will volunteer
vae knotting my femcharr ass
>The Flameseeker Prophecies legendary gets an updated effect
>Projectiles turn into a beautiful tome in protective cerulean light trailing with pages
>Guardian has no shield projectiles but engineer, mesmer, and revenant do
It's just not fair....
Just started playing yesterday even though I bought the game years ago. Feel a bit burned out already. I've got a few questions:
-Should I reroll an elementalist? Apparently they're the best class in the game or should I stick with Necro until level 80 while I try to get a handle on the game?
-What's the best way to level up? Should I bother with the PvP and WvW modes when I'm such a low level?
-How do I check what region I'm in? I think it's NA, but I'm not sure.
-Any general tips? I use a basic salvage kit on items I don't need and store the materials, but some material storage is full for iron, silver and soft wood logs. Should I sell my excess materials? Should I sell gear instead of salvaging it? Should I avoid gathering?
47 berries per character... two unbound sickles per character for extra magic... 12 characters... that's 560 berries and about 3,000 unbound magic per day... 24 sickles for 50,000 karma per day... so about a month of excess karma to spare... that puts me at... roughly, 16,800 berries and 60,000 unbound magic by January...... 200 exp per node, x 30 x 12 x 30... about 2.2 million experience from gathering nodes in my spare time......
>>161142916
This game has many features that are account-wide, such as the currency wallet, achievements and ascended gear. You don't need to focus on a certain character if you don't want to.
It is true that elementalists have some sort of viability in all game modes. However, I would argue that in PvP they are extremely boring and too reliant on team mates because they can only support. In other game modes they are usually just top DPS, while being very squishy, so it may be a bit hard for you if you start with that profession.
Necromancers are quite a bit more forgiving because they are simply way more survivable in all game modes, except for PvP. Necromancers are also the top profession in fractals hands down. However, they are pretty bad at raids atm.
>>161143360
What makes Necros good in dungeons and fractals but not raids? And what's the Necro fractal build?
h...h-HELLO????
>>161143902
fluffy twat
anyone want to pop my ripe winterberry?
any gw2 memescords? i'm not in any of the servers to join the guilds and their cords, wanna meme around tho
>>161128116
Could be worse, they could be far right, Trump supporting /pol/cucks.
>>161146409
IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT?
>>161132293
fuck off khubbo
>>161147903
youre not very nice are you
>>161143360
Is Elementalist the only class that is basically "good at everything"
>>161147901
dat ass
Have NEVER played an Engineer, but after some research, it seems like a pretty legit class. Just have to get over some of what I consider to be "goofyness" in the class.
>>161148156
you are a huge cuck, i thought you enjoyed hearing these things
nice forced charr memes btw, so funny!youre not funny
>>161149457
someone's butthurt
>>161149457
i dont get it. what am i forcing
>>161142675
If only 5 was a reflect..
Guardians will get them when mainhand shield meme becomes a reality, and it's used offensively.
>>161145381
server doesnt matter, you can play 90% of the game together with them, the only part is WvW but even EoTM is a possibility, just join up with a guildthere was one attempt at a gw2gcord but it was entirely the NA guild anyway, they're best tied to guilds, all you need is a link anyway
>>161149729
yeah i get butthurt over forced charr memes i feel really bad
>>161149850
fuck off khuckbbo
>>161149850
>what am i forcing
>><tfw nobody dragon ghost charr waifu to suck off in an alley and fuck dogs
o k
>>161150126
this
>le femcharr dragon wife XD
very creative!
>>161150126
was that all?
Any leveling advice for an aspiring Engineer?
>>161150349
>was that all
no
>spams this and a ton of other furry crap for months encouraging your guild members to do the same
>contributing in making us the furfag infested general we have now
thanks
>>161150467
kala the cunnyposter confirmed
delicious autism tears
delicious femcharr cunny
Fluffy charr vulva.
>HOPE gets blamed for shitting up the general
>its just FUN the whole time, even making up the shitposts blaming HOPE
cuck guild
cringe
Masculine Vae pussy
>>161150465
reroll while you can
>HOPE still hasn't beaten vale guards first phase
>HOPE still hasn't posted any good toons
>>161154524
>tfw i cant use the good tunes meme because of Vae
KICK HANDSOME VAE NOW!
is there anyone who can stand up to vaes handsomeness?
>>161156035florburz
>>161156337
cringe
Florburz is time-tested perfection, Vae will never be as good as the real deal.
>/gw2g/ isn't spammed by retards with charr pics every saturday
Holy shit who saved this general
>>161157229
Mo Zing Miko
>>161157186
Sure thing, Discount Vae
is PS warrior still good?
>>161160014
yes, and anet likes where it is now, so it will most likely never not be good.
>want to buy a glider skin
>most aren't dyeable or the areas dyeable suck
>pretty much the only option is the Classical glider (I'll probably get tired of the line pattern eventually) or the Shining Blade Glider (which isn't available atm)
>Crystaline Dragon Wings comes out
>Not even the previous too look good enough now
Guess I'll suffer the shitty basic skin for a while longer...
>>161160816
I use use pre-order glider for the neon green boosters, no regrets there.
>>161161297
I'd have to change up all my outfits colors to match...if I had it available.
>>161160816
>want a glider that looks like a thing that glides
>half of them are meme wings that belong in the trash
>the rest are nonsensical bullshit
>default glider is still the only decent actual glider
>>161157229
you're early
the game begins nowsee you tomorrow
>>161161618
>Default glider better than the Classical glider
>Literally the only one that is pretty much a RL-design
Silly cat.
>>161161901
When's assnet gonna do a community contributor program so I can model my own equipment and finally have designs that aren't garbage
Are longbow guardians shit? This is kinda fun which usually means it's useless...
>>161162405
It's their best ranged Power weapon but not hugely powerful for camping
Farming berries in the frontier is a pain in the ass. I'm wondering if I should buy spare exotic/ascended trinkets just to make it a little easier to gather on my alts (instead of transferring ascended trinkets every time).
>>161152661
Why?
>>161162524
camping?
>>161149046
>>161150465
Engineer is kind of a meme. If you enjoy it, keep doing it, but after using it in fractals for months and raids fit a few resets I just got sick and tired of its awful PvE performance. You put in twice the effort for half the results of other classes, and most other classes do their "rotation" in three buttons or less. The effort:output ratio is completely fucked.
Scrapper is fantastic in SPvP and solid in zerg frontlines, but don't use it in PvE or to roam.
Oh, and advice if you stick with it: learn your kits, your combos (especially blast sources) and your traits. You'll be blasting or Hammer 3-ing your heal constantly, and picking up the turret a lot too.
>>161164372
That's unfortunate :(
>>161143010
For what reason? Buying the crafting bags with it?
I can't get the bitter frost mastery point from the map, as it says that I already have it, and I won't be able to finish gloves. Quality thinking of Anet to not give optional achievements for that. Anyone with the same problem?
Just want to play something thats fun and is decent in most aspects of the game, thought Engi could do that. Lame.
>>161165836
Just get more classes to 80. I recommend sticking to the class you like and level up others with tomes from WvW. That's how I got every class up to 80. Variety is bliss.
>>161165836
No class does everything perfectly, not one. You have five character slots and can buy dozens if you play, I already have every class geared in exotics or better and 13 filled character slots total after maybe 1,500 hours, which is not much investment for the genre.
Engineer was my first and I enjoyed it, but now that I have everything it's easier to see the flaws. Engineer's flaw is that you have to push too many buttons in PvE for only average damage. That said, it's also the most flexible class and has A build for any play style, even if it's not the BEST build for power (meta Scrapper), boon spam (MM Jugg), condi (P/P Firearms etc), tanking (Tools+Tool Kit, gyros etc.) or healing (Inventions and blasts).
It's not a bad weakness, just one you'll get tired of once you have everything.
>>161167628
I have an 80 Warrior and Ranger. Just got bored with Ranger and I play the "warrior" class in literally every game I play, wanted something different and none of the Scholar classes appeal to me.
Oh no, no, no here it comes. The cat poster is here again.
>>161168978
Stick with Engi unless you really want to play condi Necro in fractals, the other classes won't be much different or better than Warrior and Revenant (the two classes I play in PvE instead of Engi).
>>161165817
Ascended HoT trinkets and HoT experience instead of Central Tyria exp from daily node routes
>>161169237
You dont put fucking tea in a bellpepper reeeee
>>161169262
I probably will, now just to decide on Race, Charr seems obvious choice, but I don't know, I don't like the look of most Med Armor on Charr except their racial armor.
>>161170252
You should really consider killing yourself.
This new LS3 episode is pretty cool.
>>161171081
eating the berrys?
http://www.guildwars2roleplayers.com/forum/m/2737230/viewthread/29007278-ooc-serious-discussion-regarding-buh
>>161172045
Why is it that roleplayers in GW2 are extra pretentious compared to the roleplay communities of other games?
>He said she said
>You don't respect my headcanon I'm so triggered
>Your entire guild is shit because some members piss -me- off :( respect the cyber safespace
>RP IS SERIOUS BUSINESS STOP TRIGGERING ME THIS IS MY SECOND LIFE *glomps you and notices your bulge* whats this? OwO
Good thing RP in GW2 is more of a gross tumor than an actual limb.
will there be a new set of legendary armor beside the currently available ones? i haven't even started on the current one and i don't like the look of the heavy at all. my main's a charr
>>161174502
No.
>>161174170
Constantly refreshing this thread. It's so entertaining.
>15 people watching this shit
>that's just logged in niggas
what HOPE rp is like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F1IYCi4tq8
>>161162405
Depends on gamemode and role.
>PvE?
Shit. You're going to be melee 90% of the time and the 10% you aren't you sitting in scepter instead because scepter got the bajeezus buffed out of it when it got a symbol.
>PvP
Pretty useful here but scepter/focus or something might still win out. Immobilizes like the scepter's instant one are pretty hard to beat.
>WvW
While roaming YMMV, but for zerging this is meta. Guardians are the new hambow, all guardians in zergs who aren't base-game vanilla scrubs run Hammer/Bow.
>>161174748
why not?
>>161175365
HOPE RPs?
>>161174170
the people who use tumblr aren't used to having to interact with others in a possibly negative way, so they try and treat it like their blog where they keep themselves safe and in control
>>161172045
It's like when someone leaves a bad review on Yelp and the PR person from the company thanks them for shitting on the company and offers them a coupon to come back.
>>161175412
Been wanting to try a Guardian, how are they in PvE? PvP?
>>161174170
Dunno, seems pretty standard for RP community IMO.
>>161176314
They're alright everywhere, their PvE schtick is AoE Protection + decent DPS + making people mad due to Light field spam.
>>161175412
a lot of people run hammer/staff
>>161172045
Oh fuck a mod is browsing
RIP thread
>>161172045
Serious question, I need someone that can help me answer this.
Is Nola, aka "OP"... a faggot?
>>161180373
Isn't OP always?
Best weapon combo for lvling Guardian?
>>161180373
everyone on that thread is a faggot with literal faggots up their ass
>>161180849
Tome of Knowledge
>>161181078
Very helpful...
>>161181657
You will get next to no levelling advice, since capping level is basically the easiest shit.
Your best weapon to is basically just gonna be whatever you pick up that your level can use, and has the biggest dick damage. You'll just salvage it/destroy it later anyway when you finally decide your actual 80 build. If you already have an 80 build planned, then just roll with that build's weapon set, if possible.
>>161180849
uhh, i guess avoid mace
sword, hammer, scepter, doesn't really matter as long as it's the highest level weapon and berserker stats
LORE QUESTION, YOU NERDS
Does anyone know how old Evon Gnashblade is? I'm trying to gauge an age for a different character.
>>161174170
From my experience in CoH this is pretty standard.
>tfw whenever you get the occasional urge to RP this kind of stuff pops up without fail
nothing quite like RPers to remind you why you dont RP.
>>161182804
He is, at the very least, older than 20 years old- there's a short story involving the official establishment of the BLTC and he's mentioned to be 20 in that. There's no additional stories or timeline mentions that would pin down how long it's been since then, though I'd give a fair shake that he's around 30-40 years of age.
>>161171081
What's the purpose of this really? unbound magic seems useless to me, is there some other use? I'm a returner that missed chapter 1 and 2....
>>161182804
At least 24.
>>161183987
Full access to Viper/Trailblazer/Minstrel/Commander/etc. ascended trinkets+backpack for every character, or just the ones I care about
Also, Unbound Magic is a currency that will be used in future LS episodes, and the berries are used for a couple meta foods.
Also, it's HoT experience for thoughtless mastery in addition to the farm.
>>161182804
Evon arrived at Lion's Arch at the age of 20 years old, he's rich now so he's probably much older.
I was aware that he was 20 upon founding the BLTC, but there was no date given for that. I think mid 30-40 lines up well enough. Thanks, bros.
femsura butt
femcharr butt > femsura butt
>>161186572
just checked politifact, they rate this as "pants on fire" untrue
>>161171081
Finished 12 characters after a little under two hours:
650 Berries (enough for an ascended Trailblazer's ring and accessory)
~7,000 Unbound Magic
~2,000 Dragonite Ore (did not expect this)
544,000 HoT experience (650 nodes x 800 exp each, and 12 Icebound Chests in the route)
If there's a better way in the other two zones, teach me.
>>161187446
good job anon, im doing this for trinkets
>>161191496
>yfw jugg is at it again
Haven't played the game since launch. Are necromancers still terrible?
>>161192351
In PvP, mostly. In PvE they're okay.
your wvw friends miss you rexxie
Friendly femcharr
>>161186797
>trusting politijew
guild
missions
post your tryhard dibs benchmarks
>>161201151
PART DEUX
>>161201151
>>161201896
I've never seen such a concentrated mass of faggotry before.
>>161202280
>wasn't ready for the kappa sutra
>>161202280
no those are asura, not charr.
>>161201151
fixd
>>161201151
DID SOMEONE SAY GUILDED MISSIONS
post more hot rats
>>161203704
how about some cool rats?
>>161203704
Me being cooked at Ember Bay.
>>161204367
why are you glowing?
>>161205309
That's just my brilliant mind and radiant personality. *wink*
[/spoiler]I communed at an insight node and ended up getting stuck that way.
>>161206408
be my pet rat
>>161203758
BUNSURAS!
I cant get over how cute lani is
New player question. When people say use a lower level character to open loot bags what level exactly? And why are lower tier mats more expensive?
>>161212802
because most people including myself open champion bags whoever earns them on. which are lvl80. which contain tier 5 and 6 mats
>>161212802
https://silverwastes.loltools.net/index.html
They're worth more because the materials don't drop at higher levels.
>>161213774
ok vae now pin that bitch down and fuck her infront of everyone
vae and lead spitroasting my femcharr while discount vae cries in the bushes
MODS MODS MODS
>>161214312
ew
>>161214579
Get fucked. Only I'm allowed to bully that fine piece of ass.With my dick
jugg im being serious right now... you wouldnt fuck animals irl right? someone told me
Is there food that's better than Koi Cakes for condition duration? I'm still using these damn things... there must be an upgrade by now, right?
>>161128116
I voted for Kiel.
>>161215593
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Condition_Duration#Consumables_that_increase_condition_duration
hi furry boys
my server absolutely blows in t1 wvw
but someday wvw tournies will be back
so like, i was wondering if grabbing a couple wvw upgrades would be worth it?
im already in a personal guild that is pre HOT so it has lots of levels and high end stuff unlocked and i have a gh in it. would it be bad if it were to capture towers and camps and slap on emergency waypoints and stuff like that? i dont want to join a wvw guild that will get bossy on me and pull me out of real life. i also do not want to spend other people's upgrades and get yelled at so.
reply to me when you can furrys and maybe we can chat a bit
cuntboy vae and kala fisting each other
>>161221524
>furrys
triggered
>>161221524
>but someday wvw tournies will be back
>he thinks this
>when the sheer salt generated from the last one drove people to quit the game and they haven't returned since
It ain't happening. WvW is a ded gamemode and Anet can't afford it bleeding anymore of what populace still remains after four years trading the same keeps day in and day out.
What's the fastest way to level without tomes? I rarely get those fucking things.
I've never had a guild i've cared about before. One I was in for 2 days before getting kicked out, and the other wasn't even in my language.
Will a good guild help me enjoy this game again? recently I've just started it up, played for a few minutes then alt tabbed to something more interesting
vuncia . . . . . .
less gae, more vuncia
>>161224634
crafting if you have gold
>>161227276
I got around 90g so I doubt it's enough.
Barbing vuncia while gae does me from behind
post cucks
>>161202546
You were right, and I'm astonished to admit it, but it clearly seems that the charr fanatics in this general are just insanely more cringy than the asura fanatics and really should fucking kill themselves.
>>161228089
The thread.
florburz bearing vae cubs
how about some femcharr pussy
how about some trapcharr dick
E-excuse me but, WHAT THE FUCK
>>161234010
open the bag you idiot
>>161234289
Thanks you fuckface
maleherm vae impaled by thicc futacharr shaft
Can i get a guild invite to HOPE?
Wowimbad
What is the best build for a Ranger that wants to into DPS?
I'm booting this up again after like a 7 month hiatus. Is DPS ranger still shit?
>>161238640
http://qtfy.enjin.com/ranger#Gear5
Are these faggots spamming pictures trying to keep the thread from dying or just being super avatards?
>>161243715
>faggots
there is only one
>>161243775
Seriously? It's just one fucking mega loser? What a complete waste of time.
futacharr x futapandaren fanfic when ?
does anyone have that asura predator or prey drawing from tumblr? you know the one, all black and yellow.
When is that FUCKING fire longbow going to be added to the wardrobe already holy fuck
Anyone want to do nightmare challenge on EU?
>>161247246
yes who do I join
Yo
How can I get this?
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Skritt's_Special_Shiny-Cleaning_Rag
I talked to the skritt dude but nothing
POST HOT RAT SLUTS NOT CATS STOP
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP
>>161252805
lol what a faggot you are
man up and post them yourself
become the rat jugg
also thread is image-capped you fucking cunt
>>161252912
dont make me cry
>>161252805
I'd rather support jugg. I can't fap at rats.
>>161252912
>become the rat jugg
Lord save us if this ever happens
>>161247965
anyone whos not a furfag?
rat jugg and cat jugg relentlessly picfighting
So if I said I wanted to join a guild where people would actual help you and give advice about becoming better at the game, this isn't the place to do it is it? Are any of the gw2g guilds remotely good or is it just online shit posting, fur/ratfags and meme's?
>>161254919
>>161255130
That's kind of disappointing. Also shitty, since although I've been to Reddit and read shit there, I've never actually "used" the site. Time to learn
>>161254919
Try FUN if you're EU, check the OP
>>161254919
Try HOPE if you're NA, check the OP
>>161255758
I'm not on Tarnished Coast =/
>>161256191
>>161124127
>-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
>>161254919
both guilds are dead join a mapchat guild
>>161254919
Dont join any guild that is mentioned here.
Slimy femcharr pussy
https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/53d21c/what_might_come_in_expansion_2/
This is actually eerie, look at the date.
Any guesses as to what the specializations might be?
>Warrior: "Spellbreaker" - Dagger/Dagger
"Spellbreaker" maybe implies a silence mechanic? Breaking of spells, silencing wizards, GW1 Shadow Form? There's even a GW1 elite skill named "Spell Breaker."
>Mesmer: "Mirage" - Mainhand Axe
Amnoon Oasis, crystal desert, "Mirage." It fits. Illusionary and unobtainable, maybe this specialization will revolve around punishing people harder for killing clones with an increased amount of clones that can be summoned?
>Guardian: "Purifier" - Mainhand Axe
Sounds like a supportive specialization. The community didn't like that revenant pretty much replaced the guardian when it comes to boons and druid outshines them in the support department. This could be ArenaNet's way of caving in to those outcomes.
>Necro: "Scourge" - Torch + "Sand Shroud"
Popular request before HoT even launched. Wide punishment, a scourge, makes this specialization sound like it will inflict burning on a large radius. Could have an effect like Rending Shroud but instead of inflicting vulnerability it burns?
>Elementalist: Either Sword or Greatsword
Sword sounds best. It's a popular request and elementalist already has the fiery greatsword elite skill. Doesn't come with a name and the leakbro probably doesn't have access anymore.
>Ranger: Probably Dagger Mainhand
Sounds boring. Mainhand sword already evasive skills that synergize well with offhand dagger. "Probably" is a keyword, this is probably where leakbro will get things wrong.
>Thief: Probably Rifle
Unlike ranger, this seems likely. It's a popular request.
>Revenant: No Info
Crystal desert, Kralkatorrik, Rytlock is a revenant.. why not Snaff? Revenants use foci and the name revolves around telepathy sincethat's how Snaff attacked Kralkatorrik.
>Engineer: No info
Really hard to say but MAINHAND MACE!
>>161254919
Both guilds actually have vets that enjoy talking about the game, most new players usually get good advice from what I see. Idk about fun but hope mostly uses disc though, so keep that in mind.
>>161238097
Is that your character name or account name? If it's account, post the numbers to it too.
>>161226586
Well both hope and fun in the op have been around for years, if youre looking for a consistent presence you might want to join either. otherwise join some megaguild, they take anyone
>>161263404
yes
>>161226586
if you got kicked because you were too woke, hope and fun will kick you for dropping too many truth bombs too
>>161264317
Vae and Kala are attracted to the same sex
>>161265196
yeah dudes
>>161262281
It's all highly doubtful and we'd more likely fight jormag and primodus at once since the living story is going that direction.
As for the rev weapon I'd like to see duel pistols myself with a "reaper" kind of playstyle based around 900 ranged gun-kata shit by entering and exiting the mists at will.
>>161265196
who the fuck is kala?
>>161267413
some furry fag
new thread since imagecap and wading through catspam each time isnt fun
>>161268792
>>161268792
>>161268792
>tfw no HOPE mom
welcome back to hell, everybody
>>161277803
just make another new thread
>>161253473
i hope this makes you happy, anon
Has jugg ever posted a character line up?
Any notable friends ingame? Has he been doxxed yet?
>>161278897
his only friend as far as I know, venomblade, leaks all of juggs info to HOPE when he was still a member
so I can't imagine theres much of a friendship going on there
>>161279020
What kind of info?
>>161279072
like him living in cali
how he lives at home and leeches off the government and brags about it on 4chan because he's so insecure
shit like that I guess
>>161278607
look on the bright side, rats can't avatarfag anymore
>>161279201
He treats this place like shit, so that sort of info should be spread around here because let's face it there's no moderation that can tackle his VPN shenanigans. Could mass report the fucker if he has any inappropriate names ingame or something because I'm tired as all hell and others are too.
>>161279216
Fuck off anon, this is the worst.
>>161279430
he doesnt care though, he either ignores it or doesnt reply
he doesnt even play gw2 as far as I know, he got kicked from FUN and a bunch of people posted how relieved they were
all of this because jugg got triggered by eher uncool
>>161279895
jugg's spam came way after eher's though
>>161194137
Hi anon, I thought a few may be wondering where I am... I'm currently moving house. I may have internet later this week. If you could pass on the message to any tork ppl that would be awesome.
>>161280415
are you living alone rexxie?
does anyone here like charr?
>Anet is NOT going to just eliminate two dragons at once on a Living world story. Thats missing out on actually making an expansion. plus we all know its all about Kralkatorik. Theres been MULTIPLE hints that Jormag and Primordus are just decoys, smokescreens for the real next expansion
How likely do you think it is that they're going to reveal the next xpac after episode 4 like they did with HoT back in january 2015?
>>161262281
>Spellbreaker
More super heavy rock paper scissors with boon/condition bloat that will probably either be entirely obsolete in PvE or positively required in PvE because of some new bullshit mechanic put in place specifically to make new boons/conditions useful.
>Mirage
People don't realize that the Mesmer should have only ever had 1 durable clone as its baseline mechanic with the rest of its Fskills set up as position swaps and ability mimicry. Shatter is shit.
>Purifier
Every class just needs to be everything at this point. This isn't a complaint or defense for class identity; this game is so shallow that it might as well just make everyone do everything and preserve the shiny particles for flavor's sake. It would just make the game easier to manage.
>Scourge
>anet's way of caving
They have been caving since day 1. GW2 was never a truly complete game. If it had any established identity or direction at all, anet wouldn't be stealing ideas from gw2 player headcanon and idiotic forum outcry based entirely in flavor demands.
>>161283187
yea
>>161283187
I like charr.
>>161283187
Best race in gw2
>>161285117_____kissu~______
>>161285809
this
>>161286841
The males are good, but the fluffy cunnies are cancer.
kala and vae
sitting in the tree
b a r b i n g
>>161286937
Males are far superior yes, but a fluffy cunny is fine too as long as they're not a turbo spergwhich most are sadly.
New backpacks when?
>>161282827
Yup
>Dive into a bit of lighthearted and candid roleplay with a special someone
>Enjoy it immensely, no invasive schedule or structured flow to intervene with real life, just sweet and spontaneous in-character interactions every once in a while for fun
>Special someone becomes bored, busy in real life, and older
>Mostly experienced with ERP and still a newbie when it comes to normal RP. Not familiar with any sort of standard roleplay etiquette and it shows when I melt to timidness while attempting to roleplay in public
>Meet new friends and they sound incredible at roleplay. Have all of these online biography pages and projects their characters are up to.. fully fleshed out identities that show they are committed
>Want to partake in that sort of fun but don't feel like I'll be committed in the long run, don't have the free time, and don't have the experience to make it worth their while.. will most likely scare them off because of how new I am to this
I miss the old times... is doing this at a hardcore level fun? Any actual roleplayers in the thread?
>>161288549
do you like femcharrs?
>>161290750
Sure, if they're cool
>>161289795
I've run a bit of the gambit between both by now. RP/ERP can be a little dangerous. I don't know why, but you're not alone in feelings of uncertainty, attachment or worry about how your presence/absence might affect a storyline.
I, for one, have never really been involved in any real hardcore RP because it truly becomes the thing that somebody does when they're off the clock or not busy doing anything else. I'm personally not sure I would even recommend attempting it unless you really have nothing better to do. With your life. I don't think it's fun--and honestly the stories I get from the few people who I knew would do it is that it ends up leading to A LOT of lulls. A term that a friend and I sort of came up with was "furniture RP." If all you do is RP with a consistent group or in a consistent atmosphere with a consistent storyline, it gets really second-lifey: since there can't really be CONSTANT conflict or involvement of every single character within a group or environment, the characters end up just going about their daily lives. RP can end up being washing dishes or cleaning or doing random esoteric task 1204 for 2 hours while other characters are actually doing something nearby. RP becomes a mundane maintenance of the environment rather than an engaging activity.
I miss the old times too, but I wouldn't want to fall into that world either. I've actually done A LOT of RP over the past 4 days of holiday, and I've really enjoyed it all even if it wasn't necessarily the most consistent stuff. If you ever want to strike up a scene, I could namedrop myself to connect.
_ ____ __ ____ _ ___
>>161292561
thats lewd anon
>>161288647
Never ever
Eighteen fucking damask patches. How about you go get fucking purged, anet?
>>161293426
do tequatl n sheeit
>>161294538
>Do bad content.
I'd do fractals (not that they're amazing or anything), but anet doesn't want me to apparently.
Anyone tried out that navi overlay yet?
>forum.renaka.com/topic/5546166/1/
>>161262281
>Guardian: "Purifier"
>Everyone wants tomes that act like engineer kits containing offensive and defensive spells
>If the specialization comes with mainhand axe, shield can be equipped for the tome projectile effect from the Flameseeker Prophecies legendary
>tfw sacred secretarial field duties ramp up tenfold
>tfw purified enemies writhe under the azure flames of Receive the Light Vol. 1
>new round of eotm
>white furred and blue haired charrs tag up
>sparkle fcharr commander
>other is edge mcharr
>they split up after capturing
>tfw I went with mom
>tfweveryone else went with dad
>>161295214
Scallywag armor best top for heavy femnorn.
>>161295370
>Everyone wants tomes that act like engineer kits containing offensive and defensive spells
Since when. I thought that was just my idea from quite honestly 3 years ago.It's still a good idea. It just needs to be an F4 with a pool of options instead of 3 utility kits that will just bloat rotations with garbage.
Will we ever bridge the gap between NA and EU?
>Jugg's posts wiped clean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7JCoVvGLck
>>161296403
>tfw no charrmom
hi
I'm thankful for janitor applications last week, the rat plague, and real life FHDs.
>tfw no femcharr drinking buddy
>>161297465
>that contrast
>that drama
byotiful
>>161298226
>nignorn
Sasuga, tumblr
Why can't we just get actual new weapons from the next xpac? I want gauntlets as weapons onNecro.Shit would be dope.
>tfw no sexy norn bf to do this to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRnhOtRn1a0
>>161298549
>Gauntlet Thief
>a pugilist class for my rat to finally satisfy my tiny boxer fetish
a man can dream
>>161298739
I hope the boxing gloves come back, just for you
Braham is such a cuck
No dad, mom's a slut, mom's dead, tanning bed cancer survivor, carried hardcore by two FHDs, a cat with bad sliders and some cripple rat
Tired of listening to his bitching and whining when I'm the fucking Lord High Commander, Zhaitan's Bane and Moredrem's Folly, Undefeated of the East and God Amongst Mere Mortals.
Suck my cock Braham, you literal lifecuck.
>>161295370
I want to receive the light from your pantsu lani
>>161302131
Hey, this post made me chuckle. I like the titles you. Created. And you Re right about braham but we can't have a strong white male in control ;)
>>161297465
>>161298739
>>161297712
>>161296403
Cute....
>>161298079
It's a great thing.
Ty janitors.
>>161302131
>when Braham says "Sounds like a bunch of trivial human matters I don't care about."
>>161297996
kittdai?
>>161303607
you wish
I miss SAB.
I hope SAB isn't 100% recycled levels next year.
I want to vanquish Lord Vanquishor free him from his prison and help end Moto's reign of terror.
>>161302131
He's also a manlet
>>161297996
cute futa
Guys I haven't play this game almost a year, I was thinking to buy expansion and play some more.
What are good classes now, I used to play mesmer mostly, warrior and guardian, and I want one of them to make my main, I don't have time anymore to play all 3.
kala and vae on a transnational date
How long until anet add more guild slots?
>>161316475
if you need more than 5 guilds theres a fundamental flaw in the game not being addressed
Am multi loot nerfs D:
>>161311745
r/Guildwars2/comments/4sduhr/which_class_should_i_play_2016/
inb4 Silverwastes full again
>>161316342
>>161316728
>>161316830
I'd love to see youBARBED
>>161317091
djective
having a barb or barbs.
"barbed arrows"
synonyms: jagged, ragged, spiky, sawtooth, irregular, spiny
"barbed fishhooks"
(of a remark or joke) deliberately hurtful.
"a fair degree of barbed wit"
synonyms: hurtful, wounding, cutting, stinging, mean, spiteful, nasty, cruel, vicious, unkind, snide, scathing, pointed, bitter, acid, caustic, sharp, vitriolic, venomous, poisonous, hostile, malicious, malevolent, vindictive; More
What lol
>>161317212
having a barb or barbs
>>161316830
be my waifu
>>161316605
Not really, there's just lots of game modes.
Guild for raids
Guild for fractals/dungeons
Guild for WvW
Guild for PvP
Guild for bank
Guild for open world metas and events
Guild for social
No single guild is going to be able to sufficiently set up groups and plan schedules and events with the amount of different things in the game.
I actually not even have a wvw, pvp or bank guild but a lot of guild slots I have now are just social because of jumping guilds. Eventually I do leave one to join a guild focuses on content, but if the guild doesn't die it's not something I like to do because I'm still friends with the people.
>>161318112
>>161316605
I'm also in two guilds for raids, some are just casual friends that I do reset clear with. Another is for tryhard low-manning, speed runs and selling.
>>161318112
Is there a technical limitation or something? Ever since i got the game i thought being capped on guilds was stupid.
Maybe because people would use guilds for bank space? That's the only thing i can think of.
>>161318246
There isn't a technical limitation that I'm aware of. ANet have never really commented on the guild cap as far as I'm aware.
I can't see any good reason for it desu, having a cap is pretty anti-social.
>>161317918
Same person here, on phone now. How does one be a waifu. ;___;
Xd
Alt acc goals S:
>>161318762
You join HOPE and message me then we can kiss and hold hands.
Whisper meRaziel
femcharr and mcharr in ldr
>>161319091
Oh it was recruitment? D: I didn't know. I'm in 5 guilds!!
>>161319165
I know who you're thinking about
>anet stopping me from getting a waifu by having a guild limit
how dare they
Lighting aesthetic ~~~
>>161320082
Post your lineup
>>161320118
Lineup? 0.0
>>161320082
>those compression artifacts
>3.77mb
only a retarded fhd could be capable of this
Aye
>>161320848
Anets biggest mistake was these fucking wing back items, fucking asian shit needs removed.
yordles > asuras = goblins > elins > gnomes = dwarves >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lalafells >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chua
>>161321003
Everything >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all of that shit.
where did all the good and pure fhd go, /gw2g/?
>>161318112
1 guild for raids, fractals, and dungeons
1 guild for wvw and spvp
1 private bank guild
1 guild for guild missions, world metas, world bosses
1 guild for rp, social gatherings
Five
>>161321115
Never left :____;
>>161321291
When will we fuck?
I don't know 0___0
>>161321115
>good and pure
>>161321441
>When will we fuck
fuck off retard
>>161321115
>pure
FUCK
Look at this meteor shower xD
>>161321607
>mad because too beta to take FHD purity
lmao
>>161321080
>not loving shortstacks
yordles have the curves, the cuteness, and the ears
asuras can be curvy but are generally proportionate, can still pack some serious rump and cute
goblins are midget witch tier but can still look cute and curvy
bunny girls are a sex symbol and elins have huge thighs, can look nice when clothed well
gnomes are discount elins/straight up midgets
dwarves are slightly taller human midgets
lalafells are half dorito and look like animal crossing lol, midget mii's
chua are midget charr, the worst
Will stop after this one >_< Last selfie
>>161321003
>chua
I wanted to forget.
>>161322032
Sorry I'm not a pedophile and that's all that your attraction to them is saying.
>>161322212
the fuck is wrong with you, all your posts made me cringe
futasura losing her appetite on her picnic trip for one
>>161322032
asura are not curvy, they have thick hips and a small butt with thin legs and big feet and completely flat chests with wide shoulders.
The only ones that might be a shortstack are dwarves. The rest are pedo fantasies.
Shortstacks =/= Midgets
>>161322903
>asura
>thin
If they were scaled to human height even the noodles would compare to the average man. Any well nourished rat would be a powerful hulk at human scale.
I say heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey R I K K I
>>161325508
Leave Rikki alone.
femcharr essence
my femsura has a big butt and thick thighs
>>161327370
fuck off pedo
my femsura has a big snoot and big floppers c:
At least we can all agree that trump hair makes a rat instantly garbage tier
>>161328129
t. clinton supporting rat trash
>>161328129
shut the fuck up rikki
>tfw rikkis real name is richard
>>161328129
>tfw naughty femsura that supports trump and loves his big cock
>>161321770
>>161322212
holy shit
>unironically using emoticons
lurk more, you act cringey and your character is unbearably generic
>>161320082
lmao, please stop spamming your awful characters with these pointless comments, you are literally the butt of jokes in this board. I cant believe you think that looks good.
>tfw no norn mommy
>>161322893
how does futasura cum taste like?
This one actually looks like a bunny though
>>161331692
Disgusting and uncreative, listen to >>161331084
you clearly need to lurk more.
>>161331518
Depends on diet. Normally pretty mild. Natural bitterness offset by high sugar content to promote virility.
>>161330480
supporting trump is fine
having that hairstyle is not
>>161332939
sounds delish
>>161331692
post what you look like irl
>>161333808
He's a cute girl irl and you'd be lucky to have him
>>161333808
just google 'lonely neckbeard'
>>161334783
thank you
>>161334783
me irl
>>161334783
Wow, if you're going to go to facebook to rip off a picture at least use a good girl
>caked on makeup
>has to do "duckface" to pretend she has cheekbones
>unwashed frizzy hair
"your" fashion is even generic irl lmao.
>>161335090
What is with you people
>>161335034
not really, you're pretty uggo, and it shows on your characters
>>161335090
Post a picture of yourself then!
>>161335158
>abloobloobloo why arent people giving me compliments
>>161335340
No... People just insult regardless, and flame more once they ask what i look like irl
>>161335261
this isnt facebook, leave.
Like, why ask? Post yourself at least.
>>161335402
>i-im a victim!!
No youve been shitposting with pointless bs this entire thread, im not even the same guy, its getting annoying.
Was posting GW2 related stuff, was told to post irl, now what, lol.
>girl stops by to gw2g
>she gets butthurt because she posted herself and regrets it
>attentionwhores with her uggo characters
>now posting random messages like >>161335494
>>161335261
Women, gw2g, this is a friendly lesson on some of the worse kinds.Not all are bad tho, just people like this attentionwhore.
>>161333319
It's not meant for regular consumption!
>>161335601
see >>161335769
You're acting like a retard and pretend it's not your fault. Also posting your character and going "0.0" is barely GW2 related, it's laughable that you think you were adding to any discussion. Lurk more or fuck off.
>the irony of this thread getting mad at an attentionwhore
>>161335494
Nobody fucking cares.
>>161336035
this thread always gets mad at attentionwhores
this is probably the worst one weve had in a while tho
little rat girl big dick
femcharr wife
>>161335034
I said thanks
>>161335601
post nudes, or do you ERP? if you do ERP do you like male charr?
>>161335090
>next time use a more unrealistic photo
lmao
>>161336586
every rat i erp with
>>161337770
>every rat i erp with
tell us more pls
>tfw no femcharr wife
big dicked little rat girl
big busty norn girl and hung little rat girl
dominant femcharr gemeral disciplining naughty little futarat PoW
interracial handholding
tfw the fhd poster is not your waifu
>>161337770
kek, you literally just suggested caked on makeup is "realistic"
if you actually think that is a "natural" woman, please go outside, loser
>>161342163
I could see it being "realistic" as in 'someone would really do it', not the context of 'a real woman' but I dunno, I just read the posts after reading yours
Should i sell leaf of kudzu for 600g senpaitachi? I'd have over 1k again then heh
interracial swordfighting
>alyssa will never be your waifu
Do you have to do HoT shit to get your elite spec?
>>161343549
no but hero point trains on HoT maps help (look for it in LFG on weekends)
10 hero points per hero challenge there
>>161343057
who?
futasura holding hands with her love
charr joining the interracial swordfighting and giving everyone bleeding foreskins
>>161344240
it says alyssa on the waterbottle in this pic >>161334783
>>161344420
>>161342163
>i dont see girls like this so you dont either
lmao fuck off sperg i never said she was natural or realistic either.
"more" unrealistic
N-next time you post a fake pic make sure she's up to my standards ahahahahah.
female of charr species
Who here hate Aurene as much as I am?
It doesn't look anything like little dragon at all just over size lizard with big eyes.
>>161348443
European?
>>161348443
I'm indifferent to Aurene. I hate the devs for forcing me to "play hide and seek" and "save the wounded/starving/whatever orfans" with her, very forced and cringey.
>>161348443
I like the concept of her, I dislike how they designed her visually. People say it's cute, and it.. kind of is? But every time I look at her all I see is fucking Toothless. It looks cute because it's a Disney dragon with bark for skin.
>>161348752
Yes that part really bugged me the most, it just turned her character into a puppet instead of a child coming into the new world with destiny to full fill.
What does Mordremoth semen smell like?
>>161349247
This is her mother. Hopefully dragons age like they do in Game of Thrones and we'll start to see a maturing Aurene by the next expansion or something. Although..who is the daddy? Looks like Mordremoth..
ripe musky vaenus primed for a barbing
>>161187446
you got 336gold by doing this?
I wish ArenaNet took the Zhaitan fight seriously and revamped it.
Personally I liked the idea of starting the fight on The Glory of Tyria but those canons should not be enough. Maybe have NPC's manning them with the player character standing guard versus tougher waves of Risen? If I recall correctly, those canons are poisoning Zhaitan and should be included during the fight but just to knock him off the tower. I liked the fight with the Shadow of the Dragon during LS season 2, the one at the end, so I think they could revamp the fight to include fighting Zhaitan directly.
>De-winged and knocked from the sky onto the Orrian tower
>Have to protect the Pact as they fire some more tempered energy at Zhaitan
>Infuriates Zhaitan further, causing him to leap off the tower and cling to The Glory of Tyria itself
>Canons still firing, player character must beat on Zhaitan and the serpent tentacles swirling from his maw as he clings to the airship
>Airship sinks low enough for Zhaitan to survive his fall
>Next phase has the player character dismount the damaged airship, fight hordes of Orrian undead on the ground in Arah, all while Zhaitan continues to breathe danger into the arena and crawl around
>Once everything has been cleared, fight a wingless and injured Zhaitan with The Glory of Tyria still firing away
>Cornered and unable to fly, Zhaitan thrashes around and eventually lays flat at low HP
>Mount the dragon and fight the serpents sprawling from his body to expose weakpoints
>Every Risen and their undead grandmother rushing in to save their dragon master, The Glory of Tyria unloads what little tempered energy they have left to poison Risen and finish Zhaitan off
>Queue in end cutscene, show Zhaitan dying and spewing his energy before escaping on the airship
daddy zhaithan's cummies...
>>161350643
There is actually, in the last story instance, what is presumed to be his lair. One might assume that part got scrapped.
Pretty sure there's even a PoI there.
>A new build will be available in 10 minutes
What did he mean by this?
>Just made 16g with 70 hardened leather sections
What is life
Bug Fixes:
Fixed a bug that prevented players from purchasing grawl firestones when replaying the quest.
Fixed a bug that prevented frostbitten suet from dropping when replaying the quest.
Fixed a bug that allowed players to purchase multiple grawl firestones from the task region vendor.
Fixed a bug that allowed players to purchase more than three eggshells from the task region vendor.
Fixed a bug that allowed players to be trapped behind closing gates after looting reward chests.
>>161349794
Many lizards are A-sexual so I would't rule it off the table.
Plus as we can see by the end of HoT the egg absorbs the energy from morde, it's quite likely that this was the catalyst for aurenes birth rather than a male dragon.
join HOPE, expect faggotery, furfag recruitment, DRAMA and epic troll in pvp, instead i got good supportive guild with a proper and full upgrade guild hall
this is not what i expect when i look at gw2g but i am ok with it
>>161353527
ok faeeq
nuzzling vaes chest tuft
>>161353527
i dont think ive ever met a videogame guild from 4chan thats like the thread
maybe i dont play shit games
inb4 gw2
>>161353148
>Fixed a bug that allowed players to do more things that we wanted.
Every update since Nov 2012.
making vae smile
>>161187446
Day 3
Tired of this, not doing any more, not fun and woefully time-consuming
even if he returns are good for the effort if you consider magic:gold conversion
>>161356231
no one cares shouldn't you be shitposting about fluusi
>>161356668
Who?
>>161356231
>>161356850
nobody cares
i care
>>161347548
>i will incorrectly paraphrase you
ok lol, sweet argument
>lmao fuck off sperg
oops
>i never said she was natural or realistic either.
and i never said you did?? you merely suggested it
>"more" unrealistic
i dont see how not wearing makeup = more unrealistic in your inferior mind, so ill have to go with my guess that you're stupid
>N-next time you post a fake pic make sure she's up to my standards ahahahahah.
hey whatever makes you feel better, you're backtracking really hard tho :)
>>161356905
fluusi the nobody cares because he is a neet who looks up his own character name, since he has all the time in theparent's bank account
https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/5fdjq5/spoilers_how_to_get_braham_get_himself_back/
Discuss. Is it possible to fix Braham and stop him from getting the Norn killed?
>>161358581
calm down boppsi
>>161359097
why am I "boppsi"?
>>161359283
how aren't you boppsi
>>161359357
im anonymous, for starters
2nd, does it surprise anyone there are more victims?
>>161358734
stop forcing reddit threads here you retarded faggot
>vomitrat shitposting about fluusi yet again
>still allowed in hope
lol
>>161359997
ok, I can post something else, but you have to admit thats an interesting premise.
>vae falseflagging as dead rats yet again
>still allowed in hope
lol
being allowed in hope just means you are droseras cuck because he is the one who allows it
I miss Boppso and Fluslyn t bh, don't namedrop them for no reason.
>>161361453
fuck
>>161361354
t. Calsi
>vae shitposts about rats all day every day
>still allowed in hope
gkick when Oothier
>>161363164
oothier loves charr not rats
So I was walking in the Black Citadel with a fellow Charr. We had an utmost interesting discussion (if you were Charr you would understand, us Charr like to read a lot because we have time for it).
He said: "We Charr are truly the Nietzschean overman, oui?"
I nodded in agreement: "Of course! We strive for excellence and create our own morals."
He continued: "So what is a rat then? A rat is but a mere drone. Its purpose is simply to sustain us Charr. We shouldn't feel sorry for them. Imagine our body it contains millions of cells, which are to be replaced time and time again. The rat is but a cell to serve the higher body that is the Charr."
Really makes you think huh?
>>161363308
>implying Ooth didn't love brown eu rat Niu
fuck off vae, it was funny at first but now you're being an ass
Why does Braham get darker with every patch?
vae tenderly caressing oothier's face
when is vae being kicked?
I'm tired of his hate toward my fellow rats
When are venomblade and effie coming back to HOPE?
>>161366724
most likely never, lmao
>>161367132
truuuu
Raziel kick Vae already you cuck
>>161364252
then niu broke his heart. he had to fill that empty void with barb.
>>161368090
Why did they break up?
>>161368243
real life obligations and a promise to come back someday
I just made a ranger. I want to run around like Aragorn and kill things with my bow. Is the ranger still shit? Is your damage seriously split between you and your pet?
>>161368243
she didnt have time for videogames anymore and wanted to focus on school. Also lived in europe, so its just not likely it would have worked out anyway and instead we just kept it to gw2
So why haven't you left HOPE for EG or QTFY yet?
>>161368530
cringe
>>161368530
I'm still in hope, haven't logged in for 6 months. What happened? Is Hope truly kill?
>>161368435
>Is the ranger still shit?
It still has a pet and the meme pets from the expansion are 10 fold more powerful and utterly ridiculous than anything the old selection has to offer. They also made all PvE sources deal 90% less damage to pets instead of trying to make the mechanic not shit, confining the pet gimmick to a specialization or deleting that trash entirely.
>>161368448
more like to get away from you
Are Ooth and Vae a couple?
>>161368530
fuck off brazil
>>161368530
What guilds are those, and why are you posting a 9 year old's anime scrawlings here?
>>161369158
Nah, Vae is double gay for Kala
>>161368747
no, it's shitposting as usual, nothing really happened.
there's always people saying the game is ded, but it never is.
I haven't played since the Gun Flame nerf, have any significant nerfs or buffs gone live since to break or renew certain PvP (or PvE) builds? Revenant Shield 5 doesn't seem to heal like I thought it used to, among other things.
>>161371340
DH symbols
>>161370469
I'll reach cEUckland one day
>>161373569
There's a symbol build now? What's the weapon setup, Sword/Shield + Mace/Focus? Hambow?
Is vae the cutest irl boy in HOPE?
>>161374964
floorburg is cuter irl AND he's not Australian
>>161376104
thanks anon :3
>>161376104
>tfw florburz hasnt posted himself irl or spoken in discord
why cuteburz why
is Mesmer an OP class? From my experience with it the damage is so pitiful both condi and direct damage, the only time a mesmer is a threat, in pvp, is when it's +1 and that's it.
>anons want vae getting gkicked
>literally asking for Jugg the 2nd
>inb4 I'm vae
>>161374964
Cute, handsome, sweet with personality too. Shame he's a furfag
>>161376684
My internet's too slow. I couldn't spam the thread even if I wanted to.
>>161376905
>scarf and fauxhawk
>"good toon"
rename that file right now mister
>>161377101
I think the scarf can look good in some cases. It just gets a bad wrap because every basic bitch FHD player uses it.
And get fucked this hair is greatapart from the weird sideburns
De'Nile ain't just a river in Egypt lads, lmao
>>161376905
I want to cuddle on the floor with Vuncia
delete Vuncia
>>161377101
looks better then most of HOPE toons
>>161377878
nice meme
tfw no Vuncia to have cubs with
>>161377924
Lets keep it a meme by allowing me in HOPE. You lads need me otherwise it'd become truth
>>161379547
Nah, Faeeq has a better lineup than you already so you don't need to stay
>>161380571
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
>>161376905
Goddamn vae this picture is amazing. You creative mofo
P.s. ate two vanilla I e. Team sandwiches today, go. A have a third to fight. I am ruthless
There are 24 worlds in NA and 27 worlds (13 with specific language focus) in EU.
Worlds do not matter outside of WvW anymore, there's no "world/server communities" in PvE and if we ever gained any control of megaserver selection (like in GW1 with district/region selection) worlds should still have no effect. They're just there to preserver server pride in WvW and provide different PvP scenes. Some people like their WvW with a less blobby atmosphere save for Guild vs Guild in some corners of the mostly empty borderlands and others like high pop fights and PPT wrestling.
As of right now in NA, 14 of those 24 worlds have a medium population, 5 with high populations, 4 with very high populations, and 1 full world. WvW tournaments require three tiers (bronze, silver, and gold) because of the winner finishers that each tiered league comes with and for the sake of match variation. So we're looking at a minimum of 6 worlds per league, 18 worlds in total.
Why not separate worlds permanently, label them, and allow people to switch leagues and worlds at a gem price?
>Gold league (Very High - Full pop WvW)
>Silver league (High pop WvW)
>Bronze league (Low - Medium WvW)
Each league having its own player limit to enforce their label and six worlds.
>thread has been up for more than 3 days
>200 posts until bump limit
wew
I'm hyping myself for the release of a vanilla wow server in about a month btw, some of you might be interested, it's free
>>161385934
Vanilla wow was good 10 years ago.
>>161383956
megaserver/cross-server is one of the worst things that can happen to a mmorpg. yeah it's highly convenient, but you go to lion's arch every day and recognize no one. every time you go there are completely different people. and how are people supposed to recruit players for WvW? you can't do it in open world mapchats because you don't know what's their home server. playing WvW for "server pride" is completely innocuous since outside of WvW your home server is irrelevant, the friends you play with have different home servers, you don't even know who's from your server unless you play that game mode in the first place.
>>161381386
To be fair I borrowed the idea from someone else, but thanks. Was fun to make if a little time consuming. And ice cream sandwiches are the bees knees, I have to stop myself from eating too many. Woolies brand ones are tops
Run Vae because I'm going to tickle you
Come back Vae because I'm going to cuddle you
I'm going to drag Vae into a secluded barn and fuck him senseless
>consider coming back to GW2
>come to this general instead
>urge dissipates
Thanks everyone.
>>161392103
I always feel bad for these posters, because they are dumber than dirt
so insecure that they have to blog about it here and shit up the thread more
>>161392103
You don't play a game for it's /vg/ general. Ever. That said, gw2 is only tolerable with friends. You have friends, don't you?
>>161392103
>>161392103
>Yfw
>>161393062
if he had friends he would probably ask them instead of basing his opinion off a videogame general
>>161392247
>being this jealous of Vae
>>161393561
European?
>>161356231
impressive.
>>161386427
Well you can still advertise your server or recruit them. Just say which server you are on. But I have to agree, it's not as convenient as closed server structure. I've seen people doing that.
>>161391585
>barn
y tho
>only 25 posts got posted over EU hours
guys?
>>161395173
EU gw2g population took heavy hit from content drought during last year.
>>161395445
Shut up, Rednik.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING EIR LEGACY QUIVER BACPACK
FUCKKKK
>>161395147
because animals belong in the barn :^)
how can vae be gay if he also plays female characters
>>161376702
Shame Florburz uses twitch emotes outside of twitch. I would be his femcharr wife but it's too cringe.
Are wvw tournaments back or any news on them coming back?
>>161400979they're all futa
Why do some qt's chose to stand right next to you during world boss wait as if they pretended to be your partner? Do they want ERP?
>>161402418
The futanorn is just using you as a warm body to rub against her shaft.
Never tried this. Is this game good?
>>161368435
>run around like aragorn and kill things with my bow.
Aragorn used his bow a total of once in those movies, if you want to play a proper ranger use melee weapons you shit.
>>161402418
>tfw no mommy norn
>tfw too intelligent for FHDs
Why is the Koutalophile collection not listed in my basic collections? Did they remove it from the game or what
Just purchased Eir's legacy longbow, did i do good?
>>161406591
yeah, now you can remember how eir died like a little bitch
teyah leyrunner please login i want to cum
Anyone else have vendor menus scroll while they're in combat? It's annoying if you have the portable provisioner.
Did they ever make crafting useful for more than just leveling and ascended gear?
>>161407531
Why?
mcharr or femnorn
nightmare mode:no femcharr
Alright I've realized I can't play the game "seriously". I need a derpy looking character. Big charr mesmer or a big niggernorn thief.
All it really comes down to for me now is what class to play. Damn I get anxiety only thinking about it. What are some FUN (big flashy skills and variation) classes that EASILY get invited to groups for fractals? I've been leaning towards druid but god damn ranger gameplay is BORING, so it kinda rules druid out even though I like the healing aspect. I heard mesmer are pretty cool? Do note that I'm a pretty casual player (although i dont suck) so elementalist is kindof ruled out.
Thanks u guys.
>>161410287
>casual
>mesmer
Don't do this to yourself. Mesmers, as Chronomancers, are desirable but they're not casual. Not since Anet took a baseball bat to Alacrity and Quickness and now Chronos have to follow a very specific rotation in order to achieve 100% uptime.
>>161404158
Nice buffalo horns rat
>>161410843
Alright, I really haven't really got to playing yet, just trying out my alts. What classes are very sought after and still fun? Do you have any suggestions?
>>161409263
femnorn domming an mcharr
>>161404158
>>161412028
Not squinty enough.
dear Nekkrotekk Thicc
SUCC MY COCC
sincerely, anon-kun
>>161414412
Who is Nekkrotekk Thicc?
I'm Thicc The Necrotech!
>>161414412
r u futanorn?
If I was to buy these living story chapters it's accountwide right?
nice game
https://help.guildwars2.com/hc/en-us/articles/201863008-Repairing-the-Game-Client
doesn't even work
>>161414473whatever
succ me off
I want to enroll in Miss Thiccsi's protein bulking program!
does anyone in hope wub together? I want to take towers and keeps and stuff together instead of pointless camps
>>161418236
nobody does wvw, it's a dead gamemode
only the most fanatic autists still play it
What's going through his head?
>>161418857
that's a femsura and she's not bald you dunk
>>161418857
"I hate these damn floozies"
>>161406591
Eir's longbow costs less than 3 gold. Why would you pay 600 gems to get one with a fire effect?
>>161416792
wow thats insade dude wish there were solutions for those kind of problems gosh darn it
>>161418941
Rikki sure looks different without her wig and makeup...
I JUST FELL OFF THAT FUCKING AIRSHIP LEDGE FOR THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME IN THE NOT SO SECRET JUMPING PUZZLE
FUCK YOU SUCK MY DICK WHOEVER DESIGNED THIS PIECE OF SHIT FUCK
>>161419647
Get
Good
>>161418857
futa norn
>>161419051
>>161419051
>What is fashion wars 2 endgame
More sparkling on your toon is always good
>>161419854
>toon
>fem norn
Opinion discarded.
Is TP down for any1 else? I'm getting the "unable to access login server" message whenever i open it up
>>161420584
>>161420584
>autism
Opinion discarded.
futa norn-charr hybrid
>>161420848
I agree you should see someone about that autism.
hetero cis femcharr
transracial femcharr
strong tribalmcharr
I want to fuckbats
>>161424112
LeaveCamazotzalone.
scared thievingfcharr
>>161422306
I want this
>>161424587
The tails are slowly becoming more anatomically correct
>>161426610
not the bodies and necks though
i wish there was a way i could just pull down a list of people that secretly want to fuck my fluffy femcharr cunny and pick out the best one
I wish there was a way I could remove all degenerate RPers from MMOs.
>>161426747
charrmingle.com
umm... anyone here still like cute rats?
>>161428219
no, people only like femcharrs here
>>161428747
THIS
>>161428219
im a fan
GIVE ME THE FEMCHARR NOW
Who's up for some reset fun? :D
Picture related, it's me with my new golem.
>>161429527
Hi Rikki!
>rats/cats having a pissing contest on the thread again
this is where i take my leave
>>161429834
friendo, there's no actual rivalry. We're just having fun!
Rats and cats are just two ways we celebrate this great game!
>>161430054
I hate cats.
>>161430807
>hates charr for the annihilation of his precious kingdom
>not hating on the faggot Adelbern for turning all ascalonians into living cumshots
lmaoing @ you senpai
>>161431392
>staying home and defending your land for eternity is a bad thing
Let me guess you followed Cuck Rurik with your tail between your legs?
>>161430807
>more than 250 years and you're still this cucked
lmao humans
>>161430807
>>161431392
>>161432469
>>161432601
>sparklecats killed the humans
GW1 nostalgiafags are even more autistic than rats. Probably bigger pedos too given their obsession with muh daughteru Gwen
>you will never be hatefucked by a group of angry charr hating humans
>>161422306
why is his tail coming from where is cock is
>>161418857
a bullet, here's hoping.
>>161433327
thats ancora as a lion
>>161430807
kek
>>161422306
>tfw no tribal vae to barb my femcharr
Help i'm in need of a husbando
WATCH IT RIKKI!
>>161433983
Hmm..
Also how has it been four years and anet hasn't added any jewellery (earrings, necklaces, bracelets etc) as gemstore skins? They'd print money.
>literal fluffy cunny destroyed ascalon
Now that porn is illegal in the UK does that mean Brits will be banned from visiting the Ossan Quarter?
>>161435658
post vae sliders
>>161437732
this is super gross and weird, but I have to say, you're spot on with that Teyah flavor.
>>161418857
>"I can't wait to play sports with my other msura friends"
Frosted Vuncia essence
>>161436849
Nice try Florburz
Frosted Musk cum (vae)
>>161439882
That's not a rat.
>>161433267
I'm gonna find you kala you bad little girl
>>161437732
frosted banana and chocolate
>>161440319
Who might that be?..chocolate banans are the best
>>161437732
>cum but frosted
what? So the jars are filled with cum that is frosted with frosting of that flavor?
>>161440103
>Comfy
Comfy is a stupid term coined by reddit that doesn't actually mean anything
>>161441127
dros
>>161442543
dros is not chocolate or banana flavoredhe's minty
i hate seeing vae speak on discord
why is a shitposter like jugg allowed in hope
>>161443248
t. calsi
How big/active is HOPE? I'd be happy to join a guild of bros for the occasional event, fractal, etc but I'm /aus/ so that makes things difficult.
how are we still on the same thread
this has been up for 4 days straight
>>161444319
They do GMs every weekend and sometimes high level fractals, the rest you can't count on
>anon brings up complaint about vae anonymously
>no rebuttal, just blame calsi
nice
>>161444561
shut the fuck up calsi, you're the only one autistic enough to care about vae
>>161444561
t. Calsi
>>161444319
If you dont count guild missions they are inactive 90% of the time
Tell me why futanorn are good?I keep getting people telling me that I should play my norn as one.
>>161445457
they just want thick futa cock from an Amazonian goddess
>>161444661
>>161444836
>vae makes someone mad on discord
>doesn't know who, just blames calsi
>>161445649
I mean, I get it, and I guess it's a nice compliment maybe, but I think that I get enough erp. A futanorn may have infinite stamina so she can bloat all those slutty fhds with Shiverpeak seed, but I definitely don't have the time for it. Maybe I just want to have some regular RP with a finer balance between emotes and dialogue instead of an inundation of lewd grey text?
What does Vuncia smell like?
>>161447903
the dankest, muskiest mcharr splooge
>>161447903
my dick
i won't be happy until vae is kicked and my happy asura safespace is secure
>>161445932
more like
>calsi falseflagging as vae to shitpost about calsi, so calsi can recieve sympathy
>>161449782
actually like this
>dros did it all because he likes shitposting
>>161450260
too busy shitposting elsewhere actually, srry maybe next time
>>161447831
femnorn are cool too, dont let anyone tell you how to play ur character
>>161450451
dont think you'll fool me dros
i know it was you
and i'll prove it sooner or later, even if i have to erp with you.
Apart from Dinky, is there a lore precedent for a Charr Guardian? I just want to play an Orc that commands the battlefield.
>>161441127Going to need some cinnamon with that.
>>161451937
>macking lani
lmao, dumb rat
>>161438607
>msura friends
>>161452043
>tfw will never suck out lani's banana cream from her futarat cock
>>161442543
>>161441127
>>161442645
how is that not dros, the banana is oothier and drosera is the chocolate
>>161447903sadnessanddisappointment
>>161453096
it's not, ask him yourself if you don't believe me.
what flavor is oothier...?
>>161444319
they do have events sometimes, last was a pvp tourney. people usually do t4s, GMs as you asked for. i think joining for their voip is worth.
>>161450451
Except it's tempting when people are just more interested in one offs in which the big hung mama bear gets what she wants and everyone goes home happy. Guess I just need to get some people more who are interested in continuity.
>>161455673
who is this? is this swagg?
>Place "reasonable" buy orders for home instance nodes one node at a time
>Some were basically stolen for the price I've gotten them for
>All I need to finish my home instance are the two gemstore racks for cloth and leather, the flax node, the iron node, the hard wood node, the orichalcum node, and the ancient wood node
>Could've gotten the orichalcum and ancient wood nodes for 190g-230g each
>Flax jumps up to 1,999g
>Hard wood jumps up to 1,400g
>Iron jumps up to ????? because there's none being sold
>Orichalcum jumps up to 425g
>Ancient wood jumps up to 725g
>All the nodes I got for cheap are like 200-500g each
My quest for a full home instance to lavish friends with after fractal runs has come to a halt-- shouldn't have waited
>>161456236
No, this isPatrick.
>>161456375
good, hahahahaahaha
>>161456534
no..... not good!!
>>161456375
gems to gold, don't be entitled and support the devs
>>161456375
The world is cruel. The gw2 economy is upright rigged.Sorry to hear that.
Anet should have never tried to make home instances a thing after seeing how greatly they failed. I wish that they would have just invested in an actual custom home instance. They have the inhouse tools for it. Can confirm.
>>161456772
>don't be entitled
This is the worst meme.
By the way, there's a new kitty that can be earned for the home instance!
You have to go to the the Bitterfrost Frontier Insight at the Bitter Cold but with a torch bearing Koda's Flame. There you'll find three snow leopards, two which have succumbed to the cold and one baby snow leopard that will follow you if you save it.
Once you do, the snow leopard cub will rush over and greet you whenever you enter your home instance. I found this out hours ago so I'm spreading the word
>>161457016
Thanks, Dulfy
Guyse
Guis
Is there a list of all the warhorns with unique honks?
vae is cool i like him
>>161456375
all gem store nodes are scams
>>161457016
welcome to a week ago furfag
>>161458372
everyone except calsi does
>>161456375
Why would you spend so much gold on nodes. They will never pay off in anyone's lifetime. You could have handed out the money to help every friend on your list to just buy what they want and probably.
>>161458353
Just the SAB ones, I have the kraut and frog ones
i hate vae and he's not cool
>>161460609
wtf i love vae now
>>161460879
wtf I hate you now
That's a skilled salad right there.
Raziel ban vae from discord
He is annoying
>>161461543
tell him that in discord if you care so much
>>161461543
Raziel here, kicked Vae just now.
>A degenerate charrsura furry fetishist was leading a group through AC, path 3, a location he chose solely for its proximity to the charr capital.
“There are no nornfus allowed in my group. Any disgusting humanoid non-furry norn or human found entering my party will be insta-kicked and placed on my block list.", he declared.
At this exact moment a redpilled, non-degenerate, nornfu-loving and charismatic norn player with over 30k achievement points, untold amounts of gold and every legendary available within the game on his account entered the party through the automated LFG system.
He placed himself in front of the degenerate charrsura fetishist and held up his rifle.
"Do you know who i am?" he asked.
The arrogant degenerate smirked his furfag smile and smugly replied: "You're just a stupid norn. I'm going to kick you from this party."
“Wrong,” said the norn player. "I can finish this dungeon in my sleep and with amazing ease, because i actually indulge myself in this game and its mechanics instead of wanking over a bunch of humanoid cats and rats like you do. This is why i'll take over this group now and you'll be the one to leave."
The charrsura fetishist was visibly shaken and took a wide step back from the norn player. He dropped his dragon dildoe as tears started to form in his eyes.
The 5 party members all applauded the brave norn player through /emotes and decided to follow him into his party, leaving the fetishist alone and abanoned in the dungeon.
The charrsura fetishist deleted both his GW2 and furaffinity accounts that day and pledged never to take up an MMO again, lest he experience such rejection at the hands of normal people who aren't autistic losers like him ever again. He committed suicide only shortly afterwards.
Meanwhile every other party member decided to make a norn character on the same day and indulge in meaningful discussion of norn lore and culture on various internet message boards, without any fetishizing whatsoever.
>>161462141
cringe
>>161462141
Nice blog
>>161462141
Man, how old is this now. Three years? More?
>>161462264
>>161462390
newfags
>>161462141
You can tell this is old because it uses the word charrsura, from back before rats and cats were sworn enemies
>>161462891
but the race war is still ongoing?
>>161463059
there was no race war on release, diaperfur infighting began between rats and cats after nornfus rose to power
>>161463124
>nornfus
>rose to power
kek
They're a second-string meme race like sylvari, one's just for futafags and the other for tumblrinas.
>>161463249
uh huh.
>>161462141
>things that never happened
will rats n cats ever get along?
>>161463634
Not until they stop their vendetta against the Vae
>>161463689
who?
>>161463249
moms also love nornfu
>>161462141
has EU nornfu been around for that long?
>>161461543
Shutthefuckup.
>>161461162
Wew.
new thread sorta
>>161463859
>>161463859
>>161463859
>>161463249
nornfus havent been a thing in forever, the return of EU nornfu brought some norn lust back, but it subsided. you know this to be true.
>>161462141
>The 5 party members
everytoym
Post cute and comfy toons!
>>161458353
You are cute! I hope you found a war horn with a nice tooting sound that u like anon c: