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CHINESE CHRISTMAS OR SOMETHING edition

INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/

Previous thread: >>161076889
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imagine if this fucking alch didn't go a meme build and had double this networth...

Why would you pick alch
get free farm
then go fucking threads/sny instead of auto winning with 1000+ gpm?
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Chinese holidayzzzz
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Escape can't keep coming last like this and stay together
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>When Requiem of Souls is triggered by Shadow Fiend's death, it will no longer use temporary souls to create damage lines.
RIP
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>>161105941
khezzu recognized that & won a lan
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>>>161105893
So yeah, as I was saying: Dota is a balance of making sure the pro-scene looks interesting while rewarding shitters with poor mechanics and game sense with "gimme heroes" while keeping them addicted to this game.
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>>161106184
hubba hubba
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>tfw no dotard gf

i'm sick of it
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Well
Guess you threw the game imperial

Why wouldn't alch go radiance and get 1000 gpm and win?

fucking dumb
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>>161106285
haha a hot girl :D
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We need to port lux in dota
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>>161106382
>babyknight saw my post last thread asking about a fighting aghs alch
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>>161105846
holy shit I just realized she's biting slardar
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why not just play a normal alch, babyknight
why go fucking threads sny and not max your greed?

Would have been SUCH an easy game if you did that
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>>161105795
He build is good. But he needed to get a Mjollnir not a BKB. And he could replace SNY with a MKB.
Or he could even reitemize unti Mjollnir + Octo

They also needed their supports get more farm.
ESC also has limited burst damage, and would literally be countered with 1-2 pipes shields.

It looked good until ESC regained control. Before that, they would just get heroes to -10 armor and melt them.
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>>161107096
His build is garbage
Why skip radiance? Why skip armlet?
Farm at 1000 gpm and win off that
Instead he's a 600 gpm alch and losing..
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>>161107092
>play outside of a rigid meta
>lose

Dota 2
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aneedroid's commentary is so fucking stale holy shit

every other sentence is
"THEY'RE FIGHTING SO HARD THEY REALLY WANT TO STAY IN THIS TOURNAMENT!"
i mean nof ucking shit like fuck
god i'm triggered
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The game changed when S.Edge was bought. That double death by Alch really fucked them though, probably ended the game then
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>>161107259
Its not a rigid meta, you can do things outside the meta

It's just fucking stupid to half your GPM for no reason

Then they fed teamwipes into high ground because SF rushed silver edge
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"cool"
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>>161107092
Sange proc is a slow. Slows stack linearly. Goo + Sange proc = dead hero, every time
The low BAT also means Alch kites enemy heroes early, and it worked wonders.
Goo + Acid + AC + Medallion = Dead hero

The problem is that with some farm priority, they could move the Medallion to another support, freeing a slot for Alch.
Remember: ESC didn't regain control by making a Silver Edge

>>161107218
Its a good earlygame build. The problem that Alch is unique in the way that he farms better, so if he farms, he can always reitemize.
You can sell your items and reitemize into 6 harder slots.
And its pros forget that its a thing.
I.e Mjollnir + Radiance + Octarine = literal immortality unless they disarm and chainstun you
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does dota have the worst casters in esports
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>>161107378
Game didn't change on the S. Edge. It changed when Mirana, Sand King and Jugg had the networth to burst Bristle.
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>>161107621
hearthstone is probably worse
>50% chance for lethal
>oh he missed and lost
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Wait Imperial lost? What happened?
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>>161107759
they picked bristleback
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>>161107532
It doesn't make any sense to go SNY + stun build
When you can go radiance, farm at 1000 gpm, then win the game at an appropriate time

sny + stun is just dogshit, he didn't even go armlet

Then he died repeatedly to an omnislash where he likely would have survived with a manta
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>>161107532
Or you can just buy radiance manta on alch, get 1k gpm, be 6 slotted at 30 minutes and memepush early with an unkillable bloodlusted bristle because its too early for silver edge
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>YapzOr, gh, and Miracle were all friends in Dota 1
>YapzOr, gh, and Miracle carrying their respective teams in Dota 2

R M Y T
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>>161107759
pick bristlehack and dont end early
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K A L L E
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K A L L E
A
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>>161107818

more like s&y alch
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>>161107621
Dota also has the best with Tobi.
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>>161107759
they played like shit.

>go in 1v5
>you die with aegis
>your team sees it
>trickles in one by one
>dota 2 pro scene

fucking overwatch has a better pro scene than this shit
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>>161107893
>>161107906
>saying Kalle after the game ends
what
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>>161107759
Bristle got cocky and feed past some point.
Didn't rax the enemy team when stupidly ahead.

Also it turned into a 1 core(Bristle) versus 4 cores(Mirana, SF, Juggs, Sandking), where Bristle 5 slotted can't compete with a that many 3-6 slotted heroes.

>>161107859
>>161107852
No, there is a trick question in here: Once you are "6 slotted" when do you sell the Manta Style for Mjollnir?
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TRIXI
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see, this is the difference between tier 2 and tier 3 dota. Its literally not even on the same level. Like who the hell builds SnY on Alchemist?
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>>161107964
YE BOI
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>>161107942
KALLE
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>>161107942
binlan
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>>161107963
Theres no situation where it is better to go SNY alch, than radiance with 1000gpm alch

Alch had total free farm, bristle was making huge space for him, and alch shits the bed going some meme gank build

I didn't like the clock pick either but that was w/e, wouldn't have been an issue if 1000 gpm alch existed to end at 30-40 min
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A-GOD STREAM WHEN?
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>>161107942
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>>161108112
>Theres no situation where it is better to go SNY alch
Stacking slows.
Even then, you should go Armlet SNY Mjollnir Octoarine AC TP boots, and then reitems the Armlet and SNY into real items.
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>>161108104
>>161108084
is Trixi the other guy raising another man's kid or did he actually manage to knock up his own gf?
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>>161108204
He doesn't have any other heros on his team that gain from farming
So the alch should be maximizing his farm/GPM

I don't think an alch going armlet/sny/mjollnir will have anywhere near a radiance/manta/octarine's farm.

Though I gotta be honest, I always hate the octarine, sure the cooldown reduction is so nice, but its such a waste of an item slot and 5k gold.
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Have you ever have one of those games where theres so much miscommunication everyone does whatever and everyone end up severely frustrated for no real reason?

>Online games were a mistake
>Lan parties is where its at
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DED THRED
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>>161108218
Finns suffer from the ARR ROOK SAME so it's irrelevant that he is raising someone else's child.
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>>161108671
Because Alch has his ultimate, Mjollnir gives more healing and damage than Radiance.
But not the ability to push as well.
You don't need Octarine either, but it gives you so much healing.
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>>161108767
you mean like literally every pub game?
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>Lina, Windranger, and Enchantress no longer grant souls to Shadowfiend in dota imba
That's a pretty big nerf.
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>>161109554
ok but you need to get that radiance and manta to get the 1000 gpm, which allows you to itemize however you want late game
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should I pick Zeus?
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>>161110020
>Hood of Defiance not nerfed

Definitely not
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>>161109876
Or instead of spending 60k gold to farm 20k worth of items in 60 minutes, you could spend 20k gold to farm 20k worth of items in 30 minutes.
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>>161105052
aight fucking hands up whoever didn't wish me luck
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>>161110167
I knew you were going to fail.
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>>161110051
>>161110020
>raindrops in the game
not unless you're playing against bots
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>>161110249
aha! I was just weeding out the riff raff. I actually won ez. Sand King is not balanced, especially in a bracket where people don't get bkb/pipe or even raindrops.
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>>161110468
>Playing in a bracket where BKB/Pipe does not exist

So you already failed in the past.
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Do you think Purge gave money to Jill Stein?
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>>161110645
nah he already spent all his college debt money on bernie
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>>161105625
>wanting utter retards who got into bed with riot to be rewarded

Riot is doing nothing an ancap would not approve of. They are using their own property as leverage. A few teams have any power, and in this instance it is only TSM. This is similar to formula 1, where Ferrari has been around since the founding, they are rewarded extra money since they are crucial to the support their fan base brings. Regi will most likely just get better terms with riot in negotiations than everyone else. Most people who watch lol esports care much more about the players than the teams. Riot got to this point because they know how to make money, and they won't allow others from doing that, especially since tencent fully owns them now. Like most people who watch lol esports won't care if only CLG and TSM still exist in NA.
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>>161110550
don't you see? I thought if anyone an animeposter would understand that camaraderie comes before such petty motives as "winning". you have betrayed me, you have left me out in the cold gulag night. nothing you say do can ever harm me again for I will never let a gulagite come close ever again... :(
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>>161110801
Winning is the only thing that matters in Dota.
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>>161110916
but not in a gulag...
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>old Alliance
>4 players carrying 1 shitter (loda)
>new Alliance
>Loda carrying 4 shitters

What happened
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>>161110968
Who cares what the gulag thinks anyway, most kids here are 2k MMR or 3k MMR.
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>radiance naga alch is worse than fighting mjolnir alch
How come?
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>>161105846
I only come here for the lewds desu
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whats the maximum stack possible on ancients using helm of dominator creep?
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>>161111485
9 I think. But it'll take the whole team to do it or it'll kill the hero that takes it alone.
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>>161111575
9 creeps or 9 stacks?
i'm not sure i could ever stack more than 4 ancients on both sides using a ranged creep
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>>161111689
>9 creeps.
Thanks for the giggle Anon.
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>le manta and send an illusion running trick
>le blink dodge a warlock ult you see coming from a mile away

OMG BEST PLAY OF THE YEAR LITTERALLY JIZZED MY PANTS

IM 3K BTW
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>>161111689
Probably 15 creeps.
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>>161111740
where did fata go? he was special. it takes a very good player to have a distinct style unless your style is baffling science. it'd be fun to see him play again
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How do I play nyx correctly
I felt like all I did when I played him was burst them for like 200 damage then die
Also what the hell is carapace armor used for
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>>161111996
What was his style other than playing boring heroes with one hand?
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>>161111904
>play morphling
>dedicate the entire game to making replicates of teammates and fucking with the enemy team by microing them to act like their respective hero
There's something magical about watching retards tower dive an illusion
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>>161112014
if you're doing well on levels you'll do more damage than that. if not then a big part of your game is providing vision and big stuns. he has one of the longest stuns in the game iirc. spiked carapace does what it does. if you don't understand that I can't help you
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>>161111086
UH im nearly 3800 mmr! that;'s almost 4k, which is ABOVE average
so measure your words please :)
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>>161111352
where would naga's butthole be located?
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>>161112209
more playmaking mid rather than hard carry
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>>161112338
on the butt
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how do I make my fucking games end faster?
seems like every match is a fucking hour.
2.9k for reference
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>>161112283
Everytime I used it it felt like I didn't do anything except get hit, isn't it supposed to reflect damage?
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>tfw no 20 inch horse cock to pleasure Luna with
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>>161110916
Sad but true.
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>>161113343
>only 20 inches, pathetic
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>>161113343
Luna is pure you fag
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>>161113343
is that jess brohard
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rip dotard
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>>161113547
I don't think so
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>>161113729
>dota 2 custom maps
lol
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>>161113269
I think the stun is the bigger part. you can pop it and walk into a black hole and cancel it. you can fuck over bat pretty heavily, fuck with sven on his cleave. basically when you know you're about to take damage: pop it
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>>161113841
help me
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>>161113729
i feel no motivation to queue on my shit bracket knowing that there will be 5 carries on my team
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I have a confession to make. I dream every night about Mirana and Luna. You just know that they're passionate lovers that will do anything for each other. I imagine that Mirana is quiet and shy and Luna is fierce and outgoing, but in bed they always swap roles. Mirana is secretly the dominant partner, and Luna is a submissive slut. Every night I dream that Mirana ties Luna up tightly and uses one of her arrow heads to tear neat holes in her spandex. Then she forces Luna to take off her shoes with nothing but her mouth and worship her perfect feet, one in her mouth and the other rubbing Luna's pink pussy. Then she switches off and makes Luna taste her own juices while the other continues rubbing Luna into a pure ecstatic orgasm. Then Mirana flips Luna over and fucks her raw with a strap-on while Nova and Sagan fuck her in the mouth and booty-hole. Luna orgasms over and over and lets out screams and moans of joy, until everyone cums one last time in unison.
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after extensively playing exclusively on either USW or USE from 4.5k-6k MMR depending on where I lived at the time over the past 3 years or so

I'm quite sure USW is significantly worse than USE in terms of skill level. Almost everybody speaks English sure, but I think USW is probably like ~500 MMR worse in skill level than the same USE MMR.
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>Bulba on team
>Lose

>No Bulba on team
>Win

Explain the doturds
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>>161114171
>Then Mirana flips Luna over and fucks her raw with a strap-on while Nova and Sagan fuck her in the mouth and booty-hole
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>5+min queue for a match
>dead fucking game
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>>161113745
>>161114171
>>161114396
Luna only loves Selemene you dorks, delete this shit
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>>161114171
Can I have a link?
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>>161114792
to the past?
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>>161114792
http://sfmstudio.tumblr.com/post/147890797120/
:)
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>>161114282
why wasn't gh.god scoped out sooner?
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Can somebody explain to me how an actively developed game in 2016 lacks visual aura effects, which is something games made over FOURTEEN years ago had?
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Do you think IceFrog will ever add a hero that doesn't use mana or a resource to cast spells?
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>page 6
RIP IN RIP /D2G/
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They can't be that bad right?
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>>161115330
thx bb
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which dota has the cutest feets?
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can retard slarks stop getting essence shift level 1 in a trilane?

i blame BSJ for this stupid shit
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>new conduct summary
>7 reports

i used to be a good boy now im baaaad
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>>161116176
dont fall for it anon, gaming headsets are never good
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>our eternal guy waga streaming with 7k viewers

I swear if rtz steals his viewers again I'm going to report him
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>>161116176
Just get some good headphones and a decent mic
I have sennheiser hd598se's and some random clip on mic and it works perfectly fine for VoIP and the headphone quality is very good
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>>161116960
I have Superlux headphones and a desktop mic, just always wanted V2s, Though the newer ones are supposed to be a lot worse than the old ones, it's also naturally more convenient of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHUzSyX1dlA
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>Liquid would have qualified for Boston if they didn't fall for the le assassin man of irrelevancy meme
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>>161117074
oh anon you're so hilarious
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>>161116361
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>yfw no diretide
>no direturkey
>no greebiling
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>dotards honestly think they're not only going to get a new hero and patch but ALSO A CHRISTMAS EVENT
lmao stupid gulag, pick two and only two
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When is the next E S P O R TS ?
boston?
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>>161117993
new hats and a christmas event :33
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>>161118289
Apart from memeleague having 3 matches tomorrow, chink DPL and the tier 3 league that's not shown on twitch so fuck it, there's nothing else till the major
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HOLY SHIT

http://blog.dota2.com/2016/11/the-fall-2016-champions-cup/
http://blog.dota2.com/2016/11/the-fall-2016-champions-cup/
http://blog.dota2.com/2016/11/the-fall-2016-champions-cup/
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>>161118289
when is the boston major anyways
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>>161118518
plz sauce
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>>161118606
thats drow
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>>161118606
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1986540#search=DOTA_2
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>>161118964
I love you anon
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>tune into EE strim
>He makes some retard baffling feed play
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Anyone want to make a t4/t5 team tonight?
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>tune into sing strim
>
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Will Valve ever update the god awful, out of date recommended item builds for heroes?
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who is the best nuker for immediate burst damage
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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
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can you blink dodge rupture like you can mana leak?
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>envy loses to cap
>shuts off his stream
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>>161120220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7MA25sZJbQ&feature=youtu.be&t=2984
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>>161106382
>Why wouldn't alch go radiance and get 1000 gpm and win?
Fighting Alch is legit, the problem is Alch built a fucking agh's for Bristle and some other hero before he was even six slotted.
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anyone else find it really annoying when she is trying to rap a teamfight that is slow as fuck and only 1 hero ends up dying?

She just puts too much effort into hyping and casting fast that her actual commentary suffers from it.

this might be offensive, but its criticism and helps casters to improve to give more pleasant commentary for viewers, if there was only good things to say they wouldn't chance anything obviously. some things need to be pointed out

EDIT: this thread turned into a trainwreck
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>>161119919
zeus
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113th hero is coming and we still only have 39 out of the 112 heroes for bots to play.

I know playing vs bots is designed for new comers. But can we at least have more simple heroes for bot like Orge Magi or Centaur? Tbh I get bored of playing with the same small heropool of bots since pub is too toxic nowadays.
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Slacks is a quality host

Good on Dreamleague for picking Slacks as a co-host instead of just an "interviewer" or something similar. He gives Dreamleague a good vibe of fun, friendly Dota, but as an actual panelist his commentary is decently underrated. He's great at initiating dialogue about drafts because whatever he says gets expanded on greatly by the rest of the panel, and he balances out that pedantic exposition by adding more humor. Good on you Slacks, keep up the good work.
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Petition To Add Countdown for New Journey Update

Please mods. We need to stay hyped. This update will supposedly rock our world, hence we need to be prepared by having our world pre-rocked from the hype. Think about the fresh memes this sub could come up the moment the countdown ends and there's still no update, or better yet if the patch just comes in time when all of this sub are in climax from the hype how big of an impact this is for the game and the community, this is a historic moment, please don't pass up this once in a lifetime milestone. Thanks!

edit: just checked in coming from work.. omfggkkdhdgsgsgkjljfhk.. I can almost see the countdown! thanks for this!
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Why is Death Prophet unavailable in 10v10?

I'm really just curious. The three unavailable heroes in this mode are Death Prophet, Bloodseeker and Silencer. I can understand Bloodseeker and Silencer, as they would be quite a bit more potent vs 10 enemies than 5, but why Death Prophet? What would make her more unbalanced than many other heroes?
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>>161120650
My guess is crypt swarm and silence are far too strong in 10v10.
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Is she still our girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOXKLz4UfRY
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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
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>>161120803
i actually think it's because exorcism + 20 heroes on the map will lag out too many people, but I think you replied to a reddit post
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>>161121006
CUTE
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Soon I'll be free of Dota for about a few months. Will shitpost for esports though.
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I made this techies play a year ago and I'm really proud of myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxOLkZ6bfRI
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>>161121236
more like a few hours
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>>161121236
>titalfall 2
>PC

L O L
O
L
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league is getting sandbox and has replays

now what you dumb fucking dotards
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Why aren't you losers watching the TEKKEN 7 FR Tokyo Qualifiers airing LIVE right now?

Stop wasting time on this shit game, retards. Get a fucking clue already.
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seriously why does the quality of /d2g/ correlate so much with esports, people actually discuss the game when esports are happening soon
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>when you have no phase boots and around trees with creeps
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>>161121706
you're aware their replays only work for two weeks right
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>>161121736
has Anna been added yet Adelaide?
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>>161121916
I'm not Adelaide.

And no, not yet.
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you dont need blink AND shadow blade/edge

ONE OR THE OTHER!!!

next time i see a teammate do this i am dropping items and walking down mid
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>its that time of the day where 50% of the posts are filtered
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who is the edgiest hero
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>>161122421
viable on legion
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>>161122561
razor
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>>161121691
>>161121510
I need something to replace TF2 after I dropped it when that update hit. CSGO wasn't fun, not a COD player, and Halo requires Win10. I've heard nothing but good shit from this game.
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How do we fix Nightstalker?
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>>161122653
you leave him alone
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Lolbab here

Who is your game's biggest waifubait, like your equivalent of Ahri/Sona
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>>161122784
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>>161122784
>78
bane
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>>161119839
Slark and Sven now have echo sabre ;)
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>>161122784
Windranger
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Alright when is Ogre getting nerfed?
Fuck this bullshit hero
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>>161122784
valve doesn't pander to weebs
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>>161122650
Overmeme
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>>161123431
no they pander to chinks
>ANOTHER chinese new year event
fucking LMAO
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>>161122784
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>>161123486
which is better
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so how many new meme scepter upgrades can we expect in the next patch? how many of them will be the kind that upgrade regular abilities instead of ults?
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tfw aa is the most funnest support but hes kinda useless after you use ice blast
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>>161123683
three to five
the vast majority
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>>161123683
Troll Warlord: Gives him the dota imba version of Fervor.
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how much stuff from dota imba has been actually added to the game? Kunkka's Aghs is the only obvious one.
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>>161119919
timbersaw
>>
Good on Dreamleague for picking Slacks as a co-host instead of just an "interviewer" or something similar. He gives Dreamleague a good vibe of fun, friendly Dota, but as an actual panelist his commentary is decently underrated. He's great at initiating dialogue about drafts because whatever he says gets expanded on greatly by the rest of the panel, and he balances out that pedantic exposition by adding more humor. Good on you Slacks, keep up the good work.
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>>161120181
no. you still take rupture damage
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>>161124191
Fuck off reddit
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>>161124134
Nothing. Kunkka aghs is nothing like dota imba in how its used.
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>>161123781
What does it do?
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>>161124303
no kunkka aghs was from dota imba pretty sure they changed it more in dota imba since then
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>>161121236
>playing titanfall 2 for a few months
good fucking joke
>>
4chan isn't about espousing things you like

it's about banter, memes and shitposts against demographics and cultures/subcultures which are your opposition

fun objectively true fact:

everything is shit
sturgeon's law underestimated it all

___________however_______________

it does not matter insofar as My Group Is Superior To Your Group
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>d3g
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Can someone give me an avatar for my smurf?
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>>161124932
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>>161124932
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>>161124981
I guess it will be this.

>>161125095
who needs sleep.
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>>161124134
i wishthey would add more, dota imba is an objectively better designed game than normal dota

>>161123683
im hoping for a dragon knight one that makes dragon form permanent personally
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>>161125352
glad to hear it

maybe i'll see you around "ulagian

jk who plays this shit garbo game anyway
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>>161122784
babbys first waifu right here
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anyone elses games even more shitty then normal? i think thanks giving has made and influx of retards
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>>161124376
Troll Warlord gets a buff that grants attack speed every time he attacks. The buff lasts 4 seconds and each instance of the buff times out individually. This skill removes Troll Warlord's attack speed limit.
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>>161122784
Lina the slayer
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>>161125361
>im hoping for a dragon knight one that makes dragon form permanent personally

Agh's upgrades are meant to be sidegrades, situational purchases. Not direct upgrades that make them mandatory for a hero to buy every time.
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>>161125936
>tiny
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>>161122902
Bane?
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>>161125936
>Agh's upgrades are meant to be sidegrades, situational purchases
since fucking when
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reminder that there are non whites, excluding slavs, that are not white and post on the same board as you do

thank you

blog out
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>>161125936
Then ice frog really sucks at making aghs upgrades
>>
How do I not feel completely inconsequential to the game? When I win it feels like I was the fifth player in a 4 man team. When I lose it feels the same. It feels like the game is determined entirely at the loading screen when it picks the team.
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>>161125936
>meepo
>AA
>tiny
>brew
>SK
>cock work
>timber
>pudge
>abaddon
>MIRANA
>blood cyka
>veno
>nyx
>puck
>lina
>shadow shaman
>enchantress
>chen
>tinker
>keeper
>night stalker
>techies
>memelock
>invoker
>visage

aghs is literally cores on all of them
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>>161125936
>tiny
>meepo
>pudge
>aa
>invoker
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>>161126225
Your right, he's clearly failed with his original design intentions for it with recent Agh's changes.
>>
there is no icefrog
>>
there is no firefrog
>>
there is no earthfrog
>>
there is no windfrog
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>>161126727
>>161126906
>>161126953
>>161126980
haHAA ebin :DDDDD
>>
STORM EARTH AND FIRE, HEED MY CALL
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there is no peace from reddi-- >>161127036
>>
kill yourself
>>
off yourself
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>>161126727
>>161126906
>>161126953
>>161126980
>>
hahahahah got soem really perturbed gülagians on the 'ülag tonight
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>>161119934
thanks tresdin poster

you make my day lighter
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>>161122561
shadow fiend or terrorblade

maybe bloodseeker
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@161107759
>no name shitter gigawho retard bads from the days of pre-flynn effect dota lost

whoa?!?!?!?!?
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>>161124134
od orb

>>161124303
dotaimba kunkka without aghs works pretty much the same as kunkka with aghs in dota
>>
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2803436956

what went wrong? i was the tinker

jk i was the legion but i genuinely felt tinker's frustration second handed... like what the fuck did the guy even do to lose? he didn't even fuck up in the entire game (except for picking tinker)
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>dota 2 in 2016
lul
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>Cooked pre-marinated chicken I bought last week
>The label says it expired yesterday, but I don't mind it too much because the it was in the freezer
>After eating my meal, immediately go play doter
>On my 2nd match now, tummy is starting to cramp
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>>161128030
What else can you play for skill based gameplay in 2016
>>
>>161128035
>freezing chicken
it should be fine tho, it's something else unless you didn't cook it properly or germs somehow magically managed evolve without anybody else noticing ever
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>>161128035
Your cooking sucks
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>>161128090
Life
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>>161128035
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/4d/Pugna_attack_09.mp3
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>>161128202
The RNG for life varies too much. It's not fun at all.
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>>161128035
You fucking idiot.
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>>161128310
Luck is no excuse
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>>161128202
Life ain't a game son
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>>161128282
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/02/Pugna_respawn_11.mp3
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Lycan Ahgs

Shapeshift now summons two additional wolves who don't replace currently summoned wolves

On a side note teaming up Dark Seer and Lycan is hilarious, super Radiance hasted stealth doggos burning supports and junglers to death nonstop, nothing they can do but waste dust and sentries to try and kill it
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>>161128282
why doesn't Pugna sound like a loli?
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>>161125936
Yes, like Tiny, kotl, lina, invoker, Chen, enchantress, optional sidegrades. Kotl lina invoker and enchantress aren't even side grades.
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>>161128680
Or, Lycan Aghs
Wolves no longer have a time limit and their HP regeneration is doubled while they aren't visible to enemy units
>>
Hey I'm hungry, dotards.

Go make me something to eat because I'm lazy.
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>>161128680
Aghs should make him into a better version of naga.
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>>161128680
>lycan aghs makes wolves permanent and he can toggle ult off and on draining a balanced amount of mana per second

literally catapults the hero back into he meta probably
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>>161128680
just buy manta style NEXT
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>""" Quote : `Liquid is good` : EndQuote"""

>`Subquote : """Miracle isn't shit""" : EndSubQuote`
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>think d2g is shit
>remember the existence of /mu/
>thereafter immediately recall that d2g is _literally_ 1000x better than the cesspool that /mu/tants originate from
>>
>be me
>enemy team picks AM, OD, Magnus
>AM comes online 10 minutes faster than he should
>every teamfight is resolved by le balanced Sanity's Void combo
>can't clump because of RP
>can't spread because of Skewer pickoffs

So this is what "losing at the draft" is.
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>>161129590
d2g is literally new scv
>>
>>161129747
but scv was good [apart from kshitters]
>>
/d2g/ if I started playing Dota 2 now for the first time since playing Dota in 2010 is it worth it today to buy the fall battle pass?

When will it expire?
>>
>mmr first comes out
>calibrated at 4k
>years later i'm now 4.8k
how do i improve?
>>
>>161129785
>scv
>good

literally how new are you? scv was a universally hated general that was so cancerous it literally spawn this board for containment. it was literally /b/ but about starcraft
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>>161129918
>his only improvement was due to MMR inflration
LOL
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>>161129590
2010-2011 mu was great tho
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>>161129942
>he couldn't handle the banter of the best general and best esports scene in history

not sure _exactly_ what kind of subhuman vermin i'm dealing with here tho desu

are you just this mad because your shitty /v/ board was owned and controlled by us so hard that they gave us an _entire_ board (/vg/) dedicated to esports?
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>>161128680
>lycan gets permanent wolf form.
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>>161130052
>this new
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>>161129918
try thinking when you play instead of just playing on autopilot

like think about why you do things rather than just walking around randomly like most high 4k/low 5k players
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>>161130020
>/mu/
>good
>ever

found the post-avant cuckcore fan
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>>161130162
>cuckcore fan
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Why do people drop and pick up items like staff of wizardry and arcane boots
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>>161130162
Haha cuck :p
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>>161130310
and found the follow up mad cuck
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stop watching esports and play the game
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>>161130414
Dude cuck llmao
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>>161130453
>he's a gameshitter (which at this point literally confirms thirdie status since nobody of white nationality plays this garbage awful shit trash game)

i don't even have a reaction to this terrible but predictable circumstance at this point
>>
>>161130556
let me guess, you are from one of those "white" countries like america arnt you
>>
>he is a third world shitskin

>Or equally worse he lives in a cucked nation with insanely high taxes and no rights

either way you're garbage and far inferior to living in a based low taxation high rights White State

I and the demographics I represent are better than you in every single metric and you will never, ever change this fact
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>>161130453
>2016
>still playing this shit game
LMAO
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>>161130963
Good lord would you look at the time
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>anime neets and 16 year old int posters
What a thread culture
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>>161125936
>>Agh's upgrades are meant to be sidegrades, situational purchases. Not direct upgrades that make them mandatory for a hero to buy every time.

>windywaifu is basically handicapped until she purchases her aghs
oops. ice frog plz fix. I'm eager for the day that her win rate crawls up from low 40's%
>>
>>161131116
/int/ posters are usually more likely to be 14 than 16
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>>161131116
Welcome to 4chan

Pro tip : banter culture supplanted anime \ NEET culture about 7 years ago.
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>play support
>mid says he needs help
>ok I'll tp mid
>I tp top
SOMEONE LOCK ME UP
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>>161131303
based /tv/ poster
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>>161131303
>Walk to top rune and ping mid to come get it
>Right before he gets to it i deny it

MOMS GOING TO FREAK
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why does PPD seem so depressed all the time?
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>>161131303
>tp mid
>mid player gives me his bottle to refill
>I keep it
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>>161131572
A PPD (purified protein derivative) skin test is a test used to determine if you suffer from tuberculosis (TB). Tuberculosis is a serious infection, usually of the lungs, caused by bacteria called mycobacterium tuberculosi that are spread by breathing air exhaled by an infected person.
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>>161106525
this tbhfam
She will fit instantly in dota
>>
So what's the verdict on gh, is he good or not?
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>>161131854
he gh.ood
>>
is sumail the zayn of video games?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V6mG5RZmB0
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>>161131854
gh has always been good, he's one of Miracle's and Yapzor's friends from the days before Dota 2 and the reason it has taken him longer than either of them to really get into the pro scene is because he's been playing with his Lebanese friends and brother on E-LAB. I really do hope he leaves them behind and officially joins Liquid because he's legit.

I hope we get a game where he's able to meme with Armlet on Wisp because he's an Armlet-toggling god.
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>>161131601
>not just grabbing it off the courier when he first gets it
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>>161131601
>Give my carry bottle so he can bottle a DD rune
>He keeps it all game
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>>161132035
my tier 8 team lost first round of battlecup against e-lab
fuck those guys
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>>161132006
>unironically watching sumail
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>>161132836
what a violent gif
>>
>>161122421
viable on ursa, legion, earthshaker, faceless void, ogre magi
>>
>>161122421
viable on slardar, earth shaker, and lc
>>
>>161131572
he probably has depression
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How's this for an Agha upgrade for PA:

Every time she gets a Crit, she automatically shoots out a stifling dagger for every hero within 1000 range

?
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>>161106184
>>161106525
>>161107005
>>161111352
>>161113343
>>161113745
>>161114171
when did d2g posts start becoming notbad-average
i've been posting lewds for the past month and nobody else would

fucking finally T.B.H.F.A.M
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@161133318
@161133347
kys
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BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
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>>161133408
'no'
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>>161133408
>crits
>shoots 5 daggers
>one or several of them crits
>shoot 5/10/15 more daggers
>No more daggers to shoot because everyone is dead
plsno
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>no fidel castro dies aged 90 hero
Dotards?
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>>161133846
you got me there anon
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>>161133846
I guess Lycan is the closest since he's a communist.
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>>161133924
Is Bounty Hunter the Duerte hero then?
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>>161134193
>the two white bois are the least attractive members of the team

lul
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>>161114171
>tfw have same fantasies where potm is an extreme sexual deviant

where are all of the mirana lewds dotards?
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>Take 10 minute power nap
>Have a light snack afterwards
>Full of energy with nothing to do

Entertain me dotards
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>>161134274
>le arteezy is not white

I love this meme
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>>161134610
start by giving me sauce on that pic
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Why does EE always lose games?
>>
During my 3 years of dota I firmly believed that the entire thing about Peruvians ruining games was a myth. Over 3000 games, 5000 hours and I had never encountered multiple games ruiners in one session, even less all of them being from peru. Today I change my mind. If anyone is up for it I'll start doing /vg/ stacks starting tomorrow with the whole point of going on the peru servers and intentionally ruining their games. I think it's time we break their games as well. Have a nice night and god bless.
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>>161134683
>humans
>white
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>>161134709
>He doesn't recognize dodon

Jeez you're so low test anon.

www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=12687
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>>161134861
thx now you can watch /our/ guy xyclopz cast some chinese dota on BTS
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>>161134683
he's a pale caucasian, not white
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>>161134782
>I'm going to waste my time trying to make shitskins more miserable instead of just going to other servers like EU West to SEA/AUS

The sad thing is your reasons for playing Dota are probably the same as most Peruvians, a shit set of circumstances which lead you to pointless escapism.
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>>161134943
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>>161134943
>rtc is /our/ guy
>nevermind rtz is not white hes brown also not /our/ guy

DEETWOGEE genuinely believes this as fact
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why why why the fuck does ardm not have any kind of brackets or mmr? why the fuck are there brand new players playing with 5k ones? why the fuck does this happen? jesus fucking christ.
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>LGD vs Newbee
god fucking damn it
>xyclopzz
B A S E D
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>>161135909
To make it so that dead tier game mode actually finds matches in a decent amount of time.
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>>161135909
>meme game mode having brackets

Waste of time.
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>>161135909
pretty sure its just based on unranked mmr with large search range
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Does being white make you bad at dota?
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I unironically enjoy Xyclopzz casts

I actually can't listen to aneedriod cast either
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>>161136173
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>>161136360
he's fantastic at making these boring ass chinese games entertaining by himself. i think it's the novelty of a guy who can barely speak english casting and trying pretty damn hard, plus his constant story telling that goes absolutely nowhere every time

he doesn't belong anywhere other than tier Z / chink games though
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>>161136474
It's just shitposting Carolposter, you should be taking part.
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why is she the best hard carry in the game?
why is she so good looking?
its not the arcana because she was cute before too!
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I like to buy Boots of Travel either first or second item because I'm autistic and hate having to constantly spend gold and always have an available slot for TP scrolls
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>>161136612
>best carry and best support are a couple

Not a coincidence
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>>161136852
Do you guys but your BoTs on your dedicated boots slot or your dedicated TP slot?
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>>161136945
Dedicated tp slot
You only need a boots slot for phase and maybe treads
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>>161136945
Depends on how many active items I have
>>
>tfw no communist revolutionary hero
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>>161133408
PA aghs: crits now have 600 AoE cleave for 100% damage. Normal attacks cleave in front of you and dagger cleaves centered on the target.
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>>161137293
so aghs is just good battlefury?
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>he rushes travels on tinker
>he downgrades a 116 mana/s item to a 12,5 mana/s one
>he thinks BadIlluminate is worth skilling before 22
itt: signs of a non/mlpol/ "person"
>>
PA aghs: blur now turns pa invisible for a short time after each crit
This invisibility is not broken by attacking
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>>161137369
I dunno, Bfury gives more raw damage which is what PA wants to fuel her crits, right?
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>>161137475
bfury gives 35% and your aghs gives 100%, it'd outscale that pretty hard
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>>161136945
dedicated TP slot, the only boots I have a dedicated slot for are phase boots
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>>161137530
Just build 3 bfury and bam 105% cleave damage
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>>161137570
battlefury should get an upgrade
>>
>timbersaw is balanced - d2g
>>
Ember Spirit aghs: Searing chains will now hit every target in range while using sleight of fist
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>>161137630
>slark is balanced - d2g
>>
xyclopz's voice is such a joke
i can't believe it's not an act
>>
slark aghs - slark now steals base damage
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>>161137698
He's balanced. He's just also really fucking annoying to play against. Just like TI3 Prophet.
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>>161137661
Ember spirit aghs:
>Remnants now cast sleight of fist whenever you do
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>>161137369
It works out to be a later game pickup. PA needs damage and sustain first, then HP later on. It's also a 19%/36%/52% cleave on average depending on her ult level. So it's only good after you have vlad's deso, but the huge cleave radius makes it actually good for fighting instead of just farming.
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>Miracle is 9k
>Is a god
>Sccc is 9k
>Is solid, top tier player
>Matumbaman is 9k
>100% Sisu
>Arteezy is 9k
>MICRO LUL
>Ana is 9k
>Makes n0tail look good

Dotards?
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>10 hours of xyclopzz
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>>161137763
Ana is 8k
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>bloodthorne PA
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What would an Agh's Scepter upgrade for AM be like?
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>>161138048
more mana burn
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>>161138048
>you can now cast blink while disabled
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>>161138048
Mana Break and Mana Void do pure damage
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>>161138024
>oh well why would i use my bkb against pa she can still dagger me and abyssal me I'll just get evasi- ohshit i cant use spells and i dont have evasion help heeelp
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>>161138048
Hard mode: A scepter upgrade that doesn't give AM any of his dota imba abilities.
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>xyclopzz cast
https://clips.twitch
.tv/beyondthesummit/CleanCrowKevinTurtle
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>tfw won 11 out of last 13 solo que games
>tfw mmr higher than ever
at least something good going for me
>>
>he isnt 10k mmr

>>161138048
Blink range doubled and cooldown halved
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>>161138264
what is that thing
>>
>>161138264
you should quit while you're ahead
it'll all come tumbling down soon because of forced 50
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>>161138048
how come it says you have 5 replies but I can only see 4?
hmmm I wonder which trip replied
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>>161138373
artour babaev
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>>161138048
Something that actually lets him be antimagic instead of being a generic meme carry.

For every 5 mana spent by enemies within 1200 radius, Antimage gains 1 damage for 60 seconds.
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>>161138390
It was Amber !!e8r8Ehf4yLp
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>>161138048
AM can't get a an Aghs lore wise

he doesn't like magical scepters that give you new\better ability's
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>>161138385
sorry only suckers who can't accept personal responsibility believe the forced 50 meme :)
>only constant
>>
Anyone know the song being played on BTS stream right now?
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>>161138476
>lore
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>>161138264
what's the point of this image?
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>>161138416
>every time OD right clicks AM gains 20 damage for a minute

MADMAN

Make it so he gains damage from taking magic damage at least
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it's been almost a week without sing strim
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HELLO? WHAT'S GOING ON ? :P
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Based on this information alone
what went wrong?
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>>161138502
Sandstorm

Can't remember who its by. Starts with a D
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>>161138476
buying aghs on AM makes him throw an autistic fit and a loud REEE is played everyones ears everytime mana is spent
1 mana = 1 dB
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>>161138502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0ylRi7IgRc
>>
fuck anime
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>>161138476
What if Antimage aghs didn't give upgrades to him, but instead was activatable to break all Aghanim Scepters and purge Aghanims Synths buffs from enemies in x radius? AMs aghs is consumed in the process
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>>161138602
Alch went shitty radiance manta octameme build isntead of maelstrom basher
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>>161138602
see
>>161137360
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>>161138645
fuck you
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>>161138690
>I have to rely on magic to end magic
wew
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>>161138645
also known as hentai
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>>161138608
>cast aghs lvl 3 mystic flare
>blow out the speakers for everyone in the game
okay hand sign, laughing crying face
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>>161138690
maybe on activation disables aghs in a good radius for 30 sec with a one min cd
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>>161138528
fat shaming
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>>161137360
>87% core
>40% midlane
>20% safelane
>20% offlane
>10% jungle
>10% support

pathetic
this is what a real distribution looks like
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>>161138820
not being 50/50 like a well adjusted adult
lmaoin @ u
>>
>>161138820
it's safe and comfortable in the jungle!
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>>161138552
adelaide?
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>>161138264
Artour's pudge is cute. CUTE!
>>
>>161138784
>not being a gifted aghanims + 6x octarine core ogre magi under the effects of 2x chakra magic who has an unrefined fireblast that costs 3853 mana
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>>161138880
adelaide
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>>161138874
what if they ward it?
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Post ways to tell if someone is a memer

>pudge, invoker, meepo top 3 most played
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>chinese dota
not even xyclopzz can save this snoozefest
>>
>used to play support on semi-serious amateur scrub team a few years back
>played alot in the famous tier 3-4 skype group chat for scrims, actually won the majority of matches we played
>Learned lots of shit from them, one of them was 6k back when being 6k actually meant something
>use my knowledge as support to stomp the offlane now because I know what they want to do before they think of it
you know its really true what they say about learning how to play by learning how your opponents play
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>>161139180
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>>161139180
>slardar, io and ls
dont worry it'll come around
>>
FUCK ANIMEY!!
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>>161139028
kill them as they run in to ward it, then use the kill gold to buy sentries
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>>161139529
>then use the kill gold to buy sentries
you mean to save up for radiance and ping the safelane support to deward?
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fucking finally
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>>161139304
REEEEEEEEEEEL EM IN
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>>161139843
so how do I apply for disability $$$?
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>>161139843
Everyone needs a label or its your own fault.
>>
so why play unranked doto
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>tfw you wanna play Dota because LoL is too shallow, casual and so repetitive it's unbearable, but your potato laptop can't run Dota even on lowest specs.

Feels bad man.
>>
>>161140404
If you're scared of losing arbitrary points
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>>161140447
try playing in paint
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Where is the fucking bulldog stream
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>>161139843
Since when did Chad work for the World Health Organization?
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>>161140447
Why don't you just get a job?
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>>161140404
I like to stomp shitters with my Timbersaw.
>>
QUICK
how do I play DE DUSG :DDD
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>>161140596
ring of repick
boots of repick
into urn of repick
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>>161140596
buy ring of repick and rush urn of abandon
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>>161140404
no bros online so i just pick jungle and rice and lsiten to hot chunes
>>
>>161140596
srsly though shadow blade and blink. then utility items. he isn't very useful outside of saving/killing your teammates with snowball.
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how many fucking heros have a hood for absolutely no reason nowadays?
im so tired of this shit
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juss' some g'd ol l8 nite DOTEZ
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>>161140825
this is the islamisation of dota
they're taking over
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r8 my legendary support bs
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>>161141007
Did you at least win?
>>
>>161141052
nope
>its a bristleback that never dies yet everyone attacks episode ft. a 30 min silver edge
>its a tiny that gets blink and doesnt get a single pick episode
>>
>>161140620
>>161140638
>>161140786
You were right, hes dogshit, and no one on my team speaks english
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Are guy is streaming
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In dota your abilites don't scale with attributes like in LoL?
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>>161141607
they scale with intelligence stat
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>>161141607
Don't talk shit

http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Intelligence
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I couldn't trigger plebs harder if I tried
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>>161141607
They didnt until valve decided to ruin the game
>>
>>161141648
>>161141672
> to gain 1% spell damage, 16 intelligence points are required
hahaha.
so basically if you are a mage you should buy items with strength to increase your aa damage?
>>
>>161141607
No, this is done so not everyone is strong in the late game :)
>>
>no Cuban hero

?
>>
>>161141607
There are two abilities that do and it's uncertain why only those two do so.
>>
can anyone pinpoint the point that valve ruined dota

wait shit it was always bad wasn't it
>>
I'm getting really fucking sick of this game desu.

I'm not even tilted, I just don't care anymore. It's not the meta, it's not the servers, it's not winning or losing, I'm not bored of it, I've just lost the spark, there's nothing compelling me to play anymore. This week I've played one custom game and that's it.

Wat do?
>>
>>161142221
fucking around with the creep movements making the suicide lane too easy
>>
>>161142239
become rich irl
>>
>invoker gets his midas at 15 mins
>goes for 40 min aghs (we lost at 31 mins) against storm and morph and wd instead of an orchid
>does literally nothing at best and feeds at worst

l0l

>>161142221
oversaturation
>>
>>161141756
Can't ruin what was always shit.
>>
>>161142239
you got issues this game rules
>>
GUYS DESIGN A HERO TO COMMEMORATE THE ONLY TRUE HERO DICTATOR OF THE 20TH CENTURY

I'll start

Q: Topple
>Overthrows target enemy, causing all nearby units both friend and foe to forcibly attack the target a single time with bonus damage
>Heroes deal a 1.25 / 1.75 / 2.25 / 2.75x critical strike
>Creeps deal a bonus 15/25/35/45 damage each.
>18/16/14/12 cooldown 90 mana cost 800 cast range 400 aoe
>>
I'm just not gonna calibrate until I'm playing in very high skill pubs.
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Dota 2 is AWESOME! And there's nothing you can do or say to ruin it you angry insufferable NERD! :)
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>>161142221
when they nerfed my comfort zone mmr farming strat >:(

juiceshitters are worse than alliance shitts
>>
>>161142547
W: Build Wall :ppp
>>
>>161142623
Hahaha that was really funny asl whats ur snapchat gurl?
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>>161142597
>>
>it's an Attacker loses on every hero except Kunkka episode

Reminder not to be an autistic mainer.
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>>161141708
"""normal skill"""
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why are 2 panelists on top of a board or something? don't do producers realize it looks awful?
>>
THERE'S TIER 3 ESPORTS ON SOON

holy shit fogged is so handsome
>>
>>161143071
>that sheever tummy

o-oh dear
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>>161142597

want to be my cakeboi, cutie?
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I just realized nothing is black (except black holes)

Everything besides that reflects or emits light in the visible spectrum

Light can't be the color black it's not a thing, there's no wavelength for it

Therefore everything black is actually just a really faint other color

I'm going back to bed but don't tell me this isn't profound dotards
>>
>>161143232
black holes emit radiation too, though
>>
>>161143252
Not necessarily visible wavelengths

plus idk if Hawking radiation has any real evidence
>>
>>161142547
W: Repel Pigs
>All creeps in target aoe get magic immunity, bonus movespeed and armor
>Fidel gets +hp and +mana regeneration for each creep repelled this way
>>
>>161143283
oh are you talking about our perception of light

in that case, black is the wavelength that triggers those specific rods and cones in our eyes
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I don't care what you guys say, Anee is a qt.
>>
sheeever's tummy is bigger compared to opening yesterday, did OD pumped some semen into her?
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When's the new patch hitting do-turds?
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fugggg which rat do I play now every game I'm in everyone wants to solo lane so I'm forced to jungle and if I pick prophet I'm countered by riki and also by tinker and also by tp scrolls also nobody ever wants to not pick last in this bracket

>mfw mmr inflation
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>>161143720
approximately 16-17 days
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>>161143720
Go back to /rlg/, anon
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Look my wife son at the crowd
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>>161143694
did that really need to be spoilered
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Dead game
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>>161143985
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>>161142547
>>161143384
E: Diehard
>Passive
>Whenever Fidel reaches 1 HP, he becomes unkillable for 2/3/4/5 seconds and all allied units go into a frenzy getting +40/60/80/100% attack speed
>18/16/14/12 cooldown
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Why does godz have a pedo stache?
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>tfw you'll never reach 4k
FeelsBadMan :gun:
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>>161144153
it's movember

I didn't realize people still card about that sort of thing, honestly
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>>161139843
What does this mean? Do we get welfare now?
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>>161143985
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>>161140514
shut up slut
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>>161144257
How can I be a slut if I'm a virgin?
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>>161144286
because youre from canada lol
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>>161143773
Good first picks
>Oracle
Request huskar acquire free wins
>kunkka
Support kunkka is actually the best. You need a good carry and some synergy but its just the best.
>ogre
Same. Just, so meta.
>veno
Do like zai.
>warlock
Request a veno and just slow burn the shit out of everyone.
>abaddon
Depends on bracket obviously. Abaddon is a core hero.
>slark
I mean, idk what to tell you. Its boring and it wins.
>ck
Alright this is very specific. I mean, if you're like 4-5k this just wont work. Take ck to offlane solo. Max q and w first, do not get one level in crit early. Wait for idiotas to push your lane and justvw them under tower. Buy an iron talon and farm the side camp. Once you hit level 11 with an armlet echo you can basically control the entire map with your ulti. Always use it to push a lane and remember to focus buildings not heroes.
>ench
This works sorta like the ck. Both of these picks also work wonders for counter picking mind games. You need your team to cooperate with you, but heroes that counter ck and ench directly can be countered by a wider array of heroes that are more often picked in pubs. If your mates put their heads together it should be fairly simple to maneuver a better draft. Your gamemight be hard, but in that situation its your job to stay off the map as much as possible and only appear for ganks. You are bambi afterall.
>ancient apparition
Just a good hero. I prefer to rush aghs after boots. I dont like midas builds. If its a good game for it, I'll buy a euls tho. Confirmed stun + added purge.
>omni/silencer
Pub bashers forever and always.
>enigma
Just jungle you pussy
>riki
$upport

Also remember: diffusal blades the most underrated item in da game.
And whatever you do dont:
-int carries
-troll, pugna, wyvern(maybe offlane?), tinker, weaver(unless aghs), bounty, dazzle, ever
-if you do play carry, and your name is eternalenvy, dont build a fucking pipe and a medallion instead of a bkb linkens the most stun heavy lineup in the game
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>>161144337
Holy shit, how'd you know?
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>that guy who spams stop animation like a spastic in lane trying to last hit
>he still doesn't get the last hit
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>>161144358
i just do :>
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>>161139843
This picture is an ez thread for /r9k/ desu.
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When will this deathball meme end? I just want to rice and split push in pubs.
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>>161144564
When does Peru get region locked?
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>>161144564
I want to rice and split push while everyone else is trying to deathball despite it being nerfed in the new patch so I can feel special about doing the more viable strat.
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>>161144597
lol idk I'm not from NA
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>>161144597
But I like playing against peru.
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What if Alch's aghanim scepter upgrade made it possible for him to permanently consume ANY item?
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post a hero or item that will kill league for losers
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Is this competitive dota or a fucking pub
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Dotards?
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>>161144787
thank mr skeltal
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>>161144746
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>>161144746
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>pros and reddit say that synderen plays the sacrificial 6 position who tanks all the ganks
uh he's just feeding, like, what even
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>>161144597
what, tired of getting carried by brown people?
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>>161145031
that's the joke

He's worse then PPD by 1000% so they gave him a new spot on the shitlist
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>>161144787
Your hud is bugged, the minimap is on the right side.
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>>161110070
>>161109876
This. Radiance Manta Octo is still a 16k gold sink, that still takes 16 minutes of dedicated farming to get.
If you aren't ahead, or the enemy gets tanky/bursty enough to deal with Alch, you just wasted a lot of your net worth.
But that in itself is fine, if the split push is working.
What isn't are if the enemy team gets enough farm to itemize properly.
Then you are sitting there with Radiance/Octo/Manta/TP Boots/Armlet and a free slot.
You could be sitting there with AC/Radiance/Octo/Mjollnir/MKB/TP Boots. And get a ally with Vlads, so you have decent lifesteal + spellsteal.

Lets talk more about this:
There was even a period where they hadn't figured out that Medallion or Courage/Buckler/Mek/Armlet is a mandatory transition Armor item on him, and this build bleed into pubs.
So he would get Radiance and.... die because he still has 2-3 armor.
You still see this in pubs.


Also you have things like
>pic related
where mechanic changes means its not as good. For one, Octarine exists.
For another, this was before Basher was nerfed from one of the best 3k gold damage items in the game, so being like +10 damage.
And Blademail changes made Blademail worse for this, since whoever is hurting you will most likely have more armor than you.
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>>161145091
Pretty tired of
>gg
>meirda
>pingpingpingpingpingpingpingpingpingping
>Jajaj
>xD
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>>161144358
you arent surprised how i knew?
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>>161145197
Refer to >>161136173
Peru isn't the reason for the white flight, whites are.
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>I-I'm just feeding to tank the ganks r-right guys?
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>>161144746
because they spam spells like every 5 seconds and they barely tickle
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>>161145265
NA is a shit region without peru. I despise 9/10 english speaking players i come across. They tilt just as easily as the peruvians if not worse, they dont know hero interactios, and theyre all egotistical dudebros who just want to fight and point fingers.
But i can fucking communicate with them. Because they speak english. On us east. The united states east server. The server for the eastern side of the united states of america which is a majority english speaking nation. And if i can communicate with them i can stop them from auto tilting because we have a mid sniper, or the oracle didn't false promise, or theres no vision, or the opposing sven is lvl16 at 9 minutes or the enemy team just got a rampage or pudge has 90 flesh heap stacks.

Dota is a game about positive communication. When those perus say gg it aggravates me so much because i cant reliably tell them "dude we can win you just gotta farm, you won mid and these guys are total idiots" or whatever.
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I have 3 heroes that are.unplayed, they're ; pitlord, arc warden and...
Lina
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>self claimed 8.6
>best female caster in dota
>thicc
why do we hate Annie droid again?
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>>161144597
americans are worse they're always on pot
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>>161145550
Only one for me, and it will stay that way.
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>>161145550
Pit lord is really good you should play him.
Even arc warden is a cool hero. Hes an annoying mid opponent and someone who can play the hero reliably can pub stomp with it.
Too bad about lina tho, ded hero.

Personally, I've fooled with every hero but pudge and zeus. Quite on purpose. I will never, ever play eitherof those heroes.
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>>161145590
Luna has 1 game for me because I got curious. same with drow (like back in 09 been here since the beta), enchantress, and romni knight. Everyone else has 2+
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>>161145483
I live in Aus and people say that the SEA server is the most cancerous, but the Aus server is rubbish as well. It's full of bogans who obviously don't know how to play the game and whine on mic, calling everyone gooks even if they don't have super awesome moonrune screennames. They tilt easily and as soon as it goes bad they start blaming and spam report. Then there's the problem of pinoys choosing the server and typing "leg" or "log", wondering why they have 500 ping on their shitty ISPs playing over an ocean, as well as reject China server players who can't win on their own servers so they think they'll get freewins on the Aus server, but they suck so they lose.
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>>161145679
God i cant wait to live in china.
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>>161145734
I played there when I lived in Hong Kong. People just do the shit they're supposed to do, it feels like an entirely different game.
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>>161145734
I think most people agree China pubs are the best, but the downside is that you have to live in that shithole of a country.
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What is Dota's equivalent of the Banuta gate (pictured on the left)?
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>>161145550
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>>161145775
Sheever
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>>161145775

Coming up with a build/playstyle/strat that clan_iraq hasn't already
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>>161145590
Why do you hate Luna?
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>>161145774
>dissing the Carry role of this planet, the yellow race
kys
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>>161144358
I thought i had more unplayed heroes
I played some of those in dota 1 though but even then..
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>>161142162
>two abilities
Arcane Bolt, Dismember, Return
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looks like a certain someone is on again
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>>161145887
Whoops, ment for >>161145550
Sorry canadian anon
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>>161145903
The leaf? Or the cunt?
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>>161145901
Return and Dismember deal literally no scaling damage because they're less than 100%. You forgot adaptive strike.
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>>161145979
Return kills your tier 3 from outside the base. The centaur stands there and blows it up. Then he aggros the tier 4s and destroys them just by standing there.
Anyone who tries to kill him also dies because they take so much damage.
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pls post some mirana art pls ;_;
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what are we watching?
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>>161144358
Where do you live in Canada? Do you wanna talk sometimes? I'm lonely
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>>161146062
ok
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>>161146102
You fucking homosexual. We're always here if you need to say something. What kind of homosexual shit are you gonna talk in private like a faggot?
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>music on BTS strim
>:3
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>>161144286
We know the truth, Rin.
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iG v Newbee is almost certainly going to be at least 4 times better than [A] v Esc, right?
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>>161146227
No I prefer white nationalist doter.
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>>161146124
>>post mirana art
>posts spirtbreaker art
ENDURANCE RUN
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>>161146246
based
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>>161144350
>do ck shit
>lane stolen because spectre bane feeding the silencer tide bot
o-ok
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>>161146461
>finland developed its own version of baseball
>only country in the world who plays it
>matu was among the best
>the best out of about 10k finns
>this is an achievement
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>>161146489
Do rotations
Irontalon
Just get lvl 11 and armlet
then force your team to deathball with you and take towers everytime your ulti is up
I typically go treads-armlet-echo-helm-abyssal and then depending on the lineup I'll go for maybe satanic, ac, bkb or manta. Usually tho its such a stomp i go manta. Most games end before i finish abyssal. I have an 80% winrate with the hero.
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".;.;.;.;.;jhmngjkolklo;p'[]
gtghuiliolkbnlklklklklklknb,vvoitugoig
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>pick AM
>team shits pants for the first 30 minutes
>end up losing 2 lanes of raxes instantly because 3 people just died for no reason
>manage to steal enemies a lane of raxes while they take ours
>end up ratting back into the game

What a hero


Feelsgoodman
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>>161146642
rude
>>
Could also build deso, pipe or diffusal. Kinda just random fun choices to gfs
try out on the hero. Diffusal becomes more useful every day. Even tho it doesnt statistically help, it can be worthwhile if you're facing a sven or something. Good against abaddons and omnis and bloodseekers and windrangers.
I actually like the niche deso pick up. Just for the building damage. But almost always theres someone more suited for a deso.
Oh, you know what i never think of is bloodthorn. I'm gonna try that next game.
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>>161146726
>they fed them 12 kills by 8 minutes
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>>161147026
>2 - 50 loss in 20 mins
>magnus cant cast his ult

thanks for the help anon ://
>>
shadow demon
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>>161147168
warlock
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>>161147026
I played a meepo game today where we hadnt taken a single tower at 30 minutes, were down two rax, lost every lane, kill score was something like 27-8. Like i mean, i had a wyvern that didnt know how to use w.
I farmed aghs blink and still died to necro ulti in like three fights in a row.
Idk dude. Fought back into it, split pushed, got pick offs. Aegis and buyback. Faced against a tinker and a necro with dagons, aghs treant and a nightstalker. won the game at 77 minutes.
Stop being a little bitch.
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>>161147240
In his defense CK is just a shitty hero
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>>161147240
>their most farmed hero is the most easily counterable one

>>161147293
this too desu I'm just going to play sk since he's my best hero and has the highest skill cap in the game
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>>161147345
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I'm getting mad ka le watching in the client. is this normal? I'm missing the whole aegis push for my reconnect wtf
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>>161147026
>tfw the botnet wants you to starve
>>
>Alliance getting fucking MEME'd on.
BASED.
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>>161147345
>highest skill cap in the game
You keep telling yourself that
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>>161147454
>>161147504
I was expecting them to let one whole rax go with just some delaying plays while naga finished radiance, then defending. I thought they had like 40% winchance at that point. how close was I?
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>pick naga first
>it's not even surprise support naga
>lose all your outer towers before minute 15 and lose
lmao swedecucks

also trixi is so fucking bad
what did he even did this except for unnecessary feed and failing epicenter blink burrowstrike combo
>>
hot damn EGM is a garbage undying player
>>
>S&Y Skati Juggernaut
Is this the one true way to play Juggernaut?
>>
hey guys lets pick zero stuns or nukes
and 3 melee heros
>>
>escape actually playing solid
Wat
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>>161147697
>S&Y

That's not the way to play any hero right now.
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>>161147735
they executed a literal 2012 strategy with no opposition to do anything against it, 6k pubs could do it
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>>161147767
They almost fucked it up with jugg getting glimpsed back in
and OD never disrupting anyone getting glimpsed
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>>161147753
the item always has this rep and it's never been bad. sure it hasn't got much pazzazz but it makes a lot of situations that'd go against you suddenly work out- that last bit of damage, that last sliver of health, just slipping out of that kinetic field/static storm combo

also why the fuck can't I watch teh china games in client?
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>>161147735
it's kinda easy to counter enemy completely since they FUCKING FIRST PICK NAGA
>>161147813
>astral imprisonment saves from glimpse
never change /d2g/
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>>161147851
They have those special servers
>>
is anneedroid our girl?
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So doturds, what are some comfy heroes to play at comfy winter nights?
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>>161148000
dusk and bancient bapparition
>>
Why are all the element type heroes the supports and all the violent cookie cutter gun/bow/sword heroes are the carries? You have to pick the carries to win so you don't have fun with the heroes that have ice and fire powers.
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>>161147518
theres a reason its gabes favorite hero
even puppey said it is

>>161147451
>loli pugna
>not shota
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>>161147969
>fat
>ugly
>terrible at doing her job
>bad at dota
>posts on reddit all the time
>high-pitched voice
yeah sounds like average /d2g/ visitor
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>>161148068
it's a metaphor. if you want to get ahead you have to master nature with technology, but it's also gonna suck
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>No one has managed to do the weatherman segment as beautifully as Purge has in TI6 yet
How smug do you think Kevin's feeling right now?
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Why are dotards so bad at their own game?
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what if rupture but for buildings
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>>161146152
I just wanted to talk in private with a fellow canadian anon ;~;
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>>161148221
it's a hard game man
probably the most complex multiplayer computer game
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>>161148209
>drow, jug, troll, spectre, slark
>high technology
They're just regular faggots with super strength and speed.
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>tfw to intelligence for elektronic sports
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>>161148274
>Doturds actually believe this
>>
>faggots are posting off cooldown so they can't react to anything when something actually happens
Lmao
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>>161148246
What if you could rupture projectiles to charge them up as BS and then send them back with blademail?
>>
Anyone got that sheever webm?
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>>161148340
It's the hardest multiplayer computer game on the entire fucking planet.

>>161148368
What are you meaning by that?
>>
>tfw to intelligent to rearm scrolls of Town Portal, not downgrade a 116 mana/s item to a 12,5 mana/s one or use my 2,5k range magic damage dealing autoattack with lvl 3 Split Shot
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>Get down and dirty backstage with Sheever
slacks what the fuck
>>
What If There Was A Hero Whos Auto Attacks Was Itself Like A Bullet Bill?
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>>161148425
>pic implying OD is a hard/intelligent hero to play
He might be smart but he sure is a brain dead DK tier hero
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>>161148292
they all use weapons though
>>
Post THAT webm.

You know the one.
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>>161148589
>>
Why is nowadays so little focus on the event itself? What about a tour around the venue? Dreamhack has always seemed comfy as fuck. They keep talking about uninsteresting shit, fucking ads are better than the analists/panel/whatever.
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>>161148589
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>>161148553
Shouldn't jakiros fire be better than that stuff?
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>>161148634
Why is this webm so special?
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>>161148617
Because nobody showed up, the crowd is empty and showing an empty crowd is always bad.
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>>161148589
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>tfw big show is getting thinner while I'm getting fatter
THIS IS NOT FAIR BROS
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>>161148504
at least DK need to toggle armlet and initiate at right time and know then it is time to splitpush and manage your your pitiful mana pool carefully and probably a couple of other things i forgot
OD is just right click bad guys, hide good guys in trouble and press ult to get rampages
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>>161148748
What do you think his favourite hero would be? Centaur?
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>>161148589

>>161148695
it's THAT webm
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>>161148695
It shows how dreamy Merlini is
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>>161148778
Trap Assassin desu
>>
How many of you are disgusting sex havers?
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>>161148589
>>
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>>161148695
everyone is special baby girl you deserve everything you want
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>>161148906
He didn't post an anime girl. Tone down the homosexuality
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>>161148068
Ember/Storm Spirit
Invoker
OD
Morphling
Viper
Arc Warden
Qop
Necro
DP
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This is the best patch shame it will only last two more weeks.
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>tfw phoneposters, redditors and macshits BTFO by Our File Format that is dot webm
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>>161148895
why did this game have to die
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>>161148589
>>
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>>161148959
Storm Spirit
Invoker
OD
Viper
Qop
Necro
DP

These are not carries. They're space creators and play makers.
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>>161149032
Greedy devs, I called it out ingame a few months before they dropped support and the whole server ganged up on me, foolish kids.

I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.
>>
Guys, I wrote a support Phoenix guide, please like and suscribe:

>Wait until someone does something stupid.
>Throw laser at stupidity.
>Win fight.
>Repeat until you win the game.
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>>161148589
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>>161149083
They're do shit get stronk heroes that get priority often even above the "carries" (Storm, OD, Invoker)

Stop with the 2010 talk
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>>161149098
eh
it wasn't even just that
They could not make larger maps due to engine limitations
so it was always doomed to die
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>ALL THOSE CARRIES STILL IN THE POOL
>And Synderein still drafts GYROCOPTER
Does he want to fucking lose?
What is he thinking?
>>
>>
>>161149083
>>>carry means hero that has right click as main source of his damage
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>>161149167
You got something against short old men in helicopters?
You rude anime slut?
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>>161149197
Which is also the case for Storm, OD and Viper
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>>161149131
more people need to figure out that you can't egg in the middle of the enemy team. you should do it on a cliff or just inside your own team when the enemy is already engaged in the fight
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>It's a "play-by-play caster tries to name every spell used in teamfight instead of actually casting the fight somewhat decently which results to cast being shit" rerun
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>>161149172
perfect
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How to Stop Worrying and Start Gitting Good
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Yey, fuck this rat bullshit game, it was an annoying game please tell me some encouraging words
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>>161149263
thats a boy
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>>161149197
I'm talking about attack damage carries. Not ability potential carries
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>>161149305
ability power..
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>>161149354
>They position him so that he may watch the gook monsters eat away at his own insides
TWO NUKES WASN'T ENOUGH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Reminder that Trixi is our guy
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>>161149417
Sorry I don't play league so I forget these things.
>>
why did they pick gyro?

why rubick?
Looks like this is one of those "gyro loses his safelane because he won't skill missile" game too

Those were horrible times
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>>161149305
arcane potency..
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>>161149236
I usually ulti in the middle of the enemy team, but yeah it requires some levels of autism to be good at using such a shitty skill.

Supernova is Phoenix' shittiest skill to the point that the only good thing it does is refreshing the other skills yet people try to save it like it's gonna win you a fight, Spirits and Laser win fights, Supernova's only job is to refresh them.
>>
PRO
PLAYERS
L M A O
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>>161149283
assume everyone is worse at dota than you, that's the only way, though that probably means you will tilt after every little mistake your stupid allies do
so yeah, you either succumb to anxiety or constant rage, that's the only way to play dota
>>
Why are these losers picking prophet?
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>>161149681
People have forgotten how to deal with it
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based fucking yappie
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>>161149693
It deals with itself. He does nothing.
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>>161149354
>>
>>161149681
dnno why they don't buy blademail or dagon

fucking phrase drums orchid?
rly??
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nightstalker should fly at night
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>alliance loses
Not sure why, but I'm so fucking happy. Sorry fans
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>>161149742
He's won a couple of games at this tournament alone
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>>161149830
does one truly stalk, if one isn't walking?
>>
every third word out of this female caster's mouth is "again"
again, again, again
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>>161149860
It's normal to cheer for Trixi
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fugg :DDDD
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>>161149860
>implying Alliance v.2 have some fans
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>>161149997
loda fans still exist i think
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>>161149891
birds dont stalk their prey?
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>Alliance can't even win with SD+Luna cheese
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>>161149291
Ok :(
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>>161150051
reporting in
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>Pick Gyrocopter
>Win
But.... /d2g/ told me that... he was the worst hero in the game......
>>
>era walks up
>tanks the turrent down to half hp
>now they have to back

>>161150138
alchemist is carrying, any safelaners works in this situation
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>>161150071
the only cheesy thing about sd+luna is highground siege
you still need to win a game in a regular way before that
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>>161150127
jesus christ
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>loder
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>>161150138
>play gyro
>enemy all buys blademail and necro

Literally the easiest hero to counter
>>
>>161150127
Tb.h she seems 10 times cuter than her mother
Is she gonna grow up to be a proper hafu?
>>
>>161150285
She won't look like Loda, that's for sure :^)
>>
loda means "to bum" in swedish, as in "he is a bum" and "could I bum a cigarette from you?"
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>>161150127
>they had a child

kill it
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>>161150351
Its his wifes daughter not his
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TWENTY SEVEN (27) MINUTES IN
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>elimination mode
>tournament designed for bad heroes to be picked
>only two heroes not even picked in the mode are techies and gyro
>escape picks gyro on a real game

dota everyone, what a perfectly balanced game
>>
matumbaman is based tho
>>
>play sven
>win

dotards????
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>team with 3 worst heroes in game is winning
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SYNDEREN
WILL
NEVER
____
>>
EGM and jonassomfan were both shit this game
>>
what's worse:
>losing against pinoys
>losing against synderen
>>
>>161150516
>implying there's ever been a bad hero in dota
>implying "worst" has any weight if the above is true

There are no bad heroes, pro players are just shit at breaking out of the meta and pubbies are too retarded to do anything except copy them.

>>161150614
Marry Tobi ;_;
>>
>lose khezzu
>get to grand finals at a lan
hmmm
>>
>>161150351
No they didn't. You can even tell by looking at fucking pic Its literally swedish cuck making my wifes daughter meme come true.
>she doesn't even call him daddy
>>
>he steals the eclipse
JAJAHAHAHAH
>>
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APOLOGIZE
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There is no way in hell synderen is beating a resurgent Liquid
>>
>>161150670
what for? i never doubted you
>>
>>161150672
there's something really creepy about this picture
>>
>>161150672
>resurgent
did they had a new shuffle while i wasn't looking
also spoiler that shit
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Does Trixi have a chance at beating Liquid?
>>
>>161150672
I would rather fuck kelly than aneedroid.
>>
>>161150672
Why are her front teeth so FLAT????
>>
>>161150672
Dreamhack is Synderen's territory... then again so were the Major's qualifiers but I want to believe.
>>
Hey wait, this isn't dota...
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sometimes i wonder what it would be like to be a beautiful, feminine, shy, submissive girl who's a total cumdumpster and freeuse slut like rylai
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>>161150892
>>
is there a more braindead hero than alchemist

before any of you try to get smart, im not a fan of either team and i dont really care about EU vs EU matches, but alchemist's game has gotten so simple and flowcharty that theres almost no player input involved. think about it, how many things in terms of decision making/execution did qojqva have to do in that game in order to get 1k gpm and destory everyone? The only thing he did that isn't done by 99% alchemist games is getting a BKB against magic damage, but the game was already won by that point.

Compare with Rubick in that game and how much decisions and rotations Yapzor had to pull off perfectly in order to win the early game for his team
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Why does Overwatch at dreamhack get a better panel?
>>
>>161150672
those sluts look 8.5%/10
>>
>slacks bullying sheever every time opportunity comes
based
if only he didn't had cartoon character voice
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>>161150892

Can you properly censor those nipples and vagina?

Boss said next time I'm fired
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>>161150892
my daughter is sitting in my lap can you please censor this shit?
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>>161150980
is slacks a eunuch
he sounds like one
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>synderen MVP

OUR GUY IS DOING IT
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>>161150939
Soe cucked us
>>
>>161150939
Overwatch is a dead game, she is just a Blizzard slut
>>
what
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SHEEVER DON'T RUIN THE MEMES
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>runner game
>no running
dotards?
>>
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>>161151106
Well they like short hair on girls there so I don't blame her
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this monster shilling is disgusting
everyone in the pro scene is a jew
>>
>>161137543
> He doesn't tread switch
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>>161151103
He's good at casting Bloodlust.
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>>161151215

not everyone wants to live on autismbucks like you
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>>161151215
at least they have some humour about it
>>
>caress that child
slacks is our guy
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pure kino
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>caress that child
slacks no
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>>161151409
He said harrass
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>>161151424
whats teh difference
>>
where is a new thread? aren't you fuckers supposed to create new threads two hundred posts earlier?
>>
>>161151215
I thought they handled it well. I would never buy Monster but I at least had fun during the shilling because they were goofy about it. it's like bill burr on his podcast- he reads a bunch of ads but he spices them up as he goes so even if I'm not a burger buying a bed I still get something out of it
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>>161151896
>>161151896
>>161151896

Move
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>>161150672
i would go balls deep in that thiccness
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>>161150178
source plz familia?
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>>161149293
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>>161128728
coz he's actualy a shota.
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