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Best Girl Edition

Previous Thread: >>160853402

Andromeda Pastebin:

http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw (embed)

MEG's updated updated Pastebin:

http://pastebin.com/0326Anr2 (embed)
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Looks like you picked the wrong pic, skipper
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>>161073121

Better image.
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>>161073174
Gracias
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ded franchise

ded thread

all the girls are probably ded by the time andromeda happens
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>>161073601

Most of them will be, yes. Assuming roughly 3 generations per one hundred years, that's 18 generations down the Shepard-Williams line.
She did find him, of course, just barely still alive underneath the rubble.
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>>161073601
>forgetting about matriarch liara
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>>161072984
>hiplets BTFO
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>>161074473
Blisfully
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>>161072984
make a dencent OP you fucking cancer
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Shiala best Asari
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>>161075424
Puhleeze
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>>161075486
Aria basically raped Shepard
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>>161075094
Sorry m8, first time making a thread. Couldn't think of anything better.

Could've just used that one image of Peebee and made it HOL UP Edition
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Hello /meg/ How's it going? i feel like jello, I've been hauling a microwave and a bag of groceries all the way from the store, which is a fair bit away from home. I really need to either get a drivers license and a car or hit the gym and exercise a bit.
Which waifu is the best at giving massages to soothe aching muscles?

>>161072984
Good choice.


>>161051628
I like how she looks without a hood. Pretty qt.

>>161052271
>>161052351
It's that bad?
My stepmom is a big leftist and she had a little breakdown, but I don't think it'll be that bad.

>tfw will never go to quarian danceclub.

>>161052685
That game is fascinating to me, all those weird fetishes and strange world-views given form in a virtual world. I've never played the game but I'm somehow glad it's still alive and weird as ever.

>>161053008
The perfect body. Too bad she's so fond of gelding.

>>161054328
What is that? a dildo?

>>161074557
I love that statue, and that ass.
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This video.
>https://youtu.be/SMfB1REALp4
>can't see more than fifty meters ahead
>howling wind blowing in your ear
>that super light snow seemingly hovering above the ground

FUCK, that's comfy. For fuck's sake, Bioware, give me a goddamn snow world. Or at least a part of the map that takes place on a snow-capped mountain
>the crunching sound of your feet stepping in snow
>muffled gunfire and explosions
>tracers cutting through the fog and snow
>hearing both the muffled voice of your squadmates a few meters away and their voice through the radio

It would be glorious.
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>>161077109
That is beyond comfy.
>Work ends.
>Dress up in your cozy winter jacket and heavy boots.
>Wrapping yourself in a thick layer of fabric to keep the cold out.
>Step out into the storm. Only your eyes and nose are exposed, it's getting dark but you can still see.
>Fighting your way through new snowdunes, towards your car.
>Get inside and turn on the heat.
>Soon you're unbuttoning your jacket as you pull out.
>Slowly make your way home, traffic is light but the few you meet are crawling at a snails pace. Except a white toyota drifting madly in every curve, but he keeps his distance.
>Pull in to driveway, button up and get ready to extricate your bundled up body from the vehicle.
>The snow piles at your feet, thick snowflakes the size of popcorn rain down all over you.
>It feels like ages till you get into the heat of your home.
>You undress and settle down in front of the TV.
>Bundled up in blankets
>Relaxing in the couch as the wind hammers against your walls, howling in the night.
>At times the storm dies down, and you catch glimpses of the starry sky through gaps in the clouds.
>In the morning it's silent, not a cloud in sight.
>A thick coat of soft fluffy snow covers everything in sight. Unblemished and smooth save for a few animal tracks.
>The sunshine reflects off the snow, nearly blindingly bright but when you get out of the winds it's actually a little warm.
>Yesterday was friday, it's the weekend now and that girl you like asks if you want to tag along on a trip to the frozen lake. Bring iceskates.
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And after that you go back to your house or cabin.
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Ready to start my Hillary playthrough.
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>>161078332
Wrong nose
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>>161078332

It looks nothing like her.

Holy Christ, those textures on the armour.
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>>161072984
Good edition.

>>161073121
Don't be sad Ash, you're the best Human Girl
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>>161074473
>asari can get 1000 years old
>it automatically means they will, especially with Liara's dangerous lifestyle
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>>161076709
>but I don't think it'll be that bad.
it won't be "bad" at all. why would it be bad?

>What is that? a dildo?
yes
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>tfw no cute relative to Ashley is onboard the trip to Andromeda

>>161079448

What danger is there after the Reaper War?
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>>161079602
gee, I don't know, old enemies maybe or being the shadow broker?
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>>161076709
What the fuck is this
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>>161079961
>implying Femshep would let anyone hurt Liara
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>>161080716
>femshep will live as long as an asari
are you intentionally retarded again, autist?
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>>161078585
not him, but for some reason, whenever you start a new game in mass effect and are in the power/creation/pretty much any of those menus in the beginning of the game, the armour is set to the lowest possible textures
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>>161080860
>forgetting the fact that Shepard is half human and half machine
should live longer than the average human for sure

also
>implying Liara cant handle herself
she was able to take down the SB on her own if you didnt help her
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>>161081156
stop pulling nonsense out of your ass, autist. it's getting embarassing.
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>>161081136

Don't the textures load in?
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>>161081409
Its not that the textures don't load in, its that for some reason in those menus the game likes to think your texture settings are set to low

once you get into the actual game the textures look normal
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>>161080552
Just a doodle that evolved into something more.
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>Mass Effect 3 is Origin onry
>the first 2 games are on Steam

Why?
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>>161081396
you are the one who started being retarded.
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>>161081901

They don't want Steam to keep a third of the profits.
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>>161081901
>>161082212
Wasn't Mass Effect 3 on Steam? What happened?
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>>161082761
Never was. They want people to move to Origin but they can't just remove the first two as well. Think of the shitstorm it would cause.
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>>161082587
Guys, it's only worth it to come here to fuck with you for like ten minutes or to awkwardly flirt or talk about food with your namefags.
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Good stuff.
>https://youtu.be/okQRBL8tuZc
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>>161081901
This was back before Uplay and the like, steam back then didn't want games to launch a third party application to play the game, like ubi games do now with uplay

so EA decided to pull dragon age 2 and not release any games on steam anymore

then Steam changed their policy and started letting stuff like uplay but by that time EA didn't care
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SJU is actually the best waifu.
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I like Jack
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>>161077109
>>161078120
>>161078324
I used to live in the Midwest and get a snowy winter every year, but now I live in Los Angeles. When I was in the Midwest I fucking hated the winter because I get cold very easily and dealing with snow is a total pain in the ass. But since I've lived in an area with no seasons I find myself missing the cold and snow during the winter months.
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>>161085287
>I fucking hated the winter because I get cold very easily and dealing with snow is a total pain in the ass
what a pussy, put your threshold up ya homo.
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>>161085396
>threshold
*shoulders
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>americans talking about cold winters
kek
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>>161085521
true, the coldest winter i ever experienced was a couple years ago when it was -29 c
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>>161082029
>NO U
scathing comeback
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>>161085396
>>161085485
Full retard.
>>161085521
>living in a shitty country is a point of pride
wat
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I always expierienced white christmas, but since the last 2 or 3 years its like 20 degree celsius at christmas eve, you can wear a t-shirt outside.
fucking weird
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>>161086142
>I always expierienced white christmas
shit i never have. winter around here(chicago subs) usually goes from,
just cold until January,
to one week with a fuck ton of snow,
to too cold to snow,
to "oh hey look it's spring".
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>>161086049
>m-m-muh USA ;_;
Full retard.
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Liam looks like Tyrese Gibson
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Going to buy Andromeda now lads. Wish me luck
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>>161087123
>still using the ugly as shit Kodiak

PLS
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>>161087246

You can only pre-order it, you can't buy it yet.
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>>161087246
>buying andromeda
kill yourself
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>>161087437
That's what I'm doing.
>>161087462
Only after I've played Andromeda two times
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>>161087512
good goy
make sure to preorder the super extreme deluxe special 4K edition
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>>161087123
That's not Liam. That's just a promotional image that one site assumed to be Liam for no reason.
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>>161087795
>super extreme deluxe special 4K edition
They're all 4K, poorfag.
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>>161087980
yes, but you get only the 1+ immersion if you buy it
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>>161088163
>1+ immersion
>implying Andromeda's an RPG
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>>161088198
>he didnt watch the "gameplay" trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRBlWc-ApUI
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>>161087890
would be hilarious if it turned out Liam was a redneck while everyone was already shooting for him being black
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>>161088761
Would be hilarious if Liam turned out to be another Jacob
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>>161087123
Looks like I already know who is getting Virmire'd
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>>161089708
that wouldn't be hilarious, that'd just be sad.
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>>161090534
Do you really expect Bioware to learn from their mistakes? I only remember Jacob because he was the only black dude on Normandy. Also daddy issues. He was extremely boring and quite frankly, pointless character. They should have cut him. His role in ME3 truly showed how much Bioware cared about Jacob
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>>161091949
Disgusting
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>>161090865
>Do you really expect Bioware to learn from their mistakes?
No. And that's why it'd be just sad.
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>>161092143
I'd find it just funny to have another token black team member with personality of a shoe box. Especially if the guy is a cop with a personality that doesn't suit a cop.
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I bet there will only be like 2 romances for each protag, and the gay option is the one the game will try and force on you
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>>161092576
>implying Mass Effects aren't pride parade in space: the game
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>>161092683
>STEEEEEEEVE!
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>>161093312
Though still not as gay as Thedas
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>>161090403
didnt they announce that no teammate will die in MEA/you dont have to make such tought decisions?
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>>161087065
>muh BBC
>muh designated raping streets
>muh cuckshed
Yes, sweden is so much better.
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>>161094660
Fucking why?
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>>161094917
because muuh feels of weak faggots without a spine
the whole game is catered to them, just look at Ryder this nufaggot
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>>161094660
tough decisions
>be a special forces commander
>making sacrifices is part of the job
>make a (dumb) decision between squad members
>angst over that decision even when billions are dying
>literal god machine apocalypse
>poor Kaidan/Ashley
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>>161095614
>Kaidan/Ashley
>difficult choice

I don't think people gave a shit even back in ME1. Then ME2 and ME3 come out and you can save pretty much everyone who people actually like except for the old man who was going to die of natural causes in a few years anyway and the terminally ill old man who was supposed to have died a month ago.
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>>161095767
Made even funnier if you did as I did and didn't talk to Kaidan at all. Guy was among the most boring individuals, almost Jacob tier, and I was glad I didn't have to put up with his shit anymore. Ashley did have some kind of personality. Don't get me wrong, she was still an irrational asshole with the "Cerberus is bad, m'kay?" attitude but she was more interesting than Kaidan.
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>>161094731
>4chan memes
>accurately representing a country
or are you going to tell me every single american is obese and stupid as fuck too?
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>>161094660

Does that matter, though? Everyone either picked their waifu/husbando or the person they disliked the least in the first game, and the second game can be completed without any casualties.

If anything, remove those arbitrary systems, and focus on making more decisions like the side mission with batarian terrorists sending missiles toward a colony, or a choice similar to Bring Down the Sky.
Only flesh them out more, and really emphasize the consequences. Also, bring back the radio in the elevators, and just put them wherever. Hearing about what I've done was cool and immersive.
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>>161096460
>are you going to tell me every single american is obese and stupid as fuck too
Yes, the majority are overweight and stupid. Sometimes stereotypes aren't too far from reality.
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This thread needs more javik
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>>161097076
whats with your unhealthy obsession with him?
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>>161097076
No, we're fine, thanks.
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>>161097076
>this thread needs more completely obsolete letdown characters with no redeeming qualities or interesting features
Might as well post Jacob then
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>>161097076
Cosanon?
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>>161097193
>>161097248
>>161097331
>itt faggots can't appreciate the 2nd greatest character in the series right behind Barla Von
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New stuff I guess

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2016/11/25/five-major-changes-to-mass-effects-multiplayer-and-one-big-question.aspx
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>>161097518
>faggots
Awwww, not "primitives"? You had one job.
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>>161097525
About 1/2 of my ME3 playtime is multiplayer, so unless they seriously fuck it up I'll be satisfied. Zipping around with a jetpack sounds fun.

>>161097635
I considered it, but even primitives stand in awe of the Prothean avatar of vengeance. Faggots just bitch about characters they don't like.
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>Andromeda provides players a way to bypass the grind. You now have access to a store that sells a limited assortment of loot on a rotating basis. Yes, there’s still an element of chance involved in what items the store sells, but at least you know what you’re getting.
Kek, they're gonna milk MP so hard
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>>161097919
They did the same thing with ME3, I mean it's EA so what did you expect?
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>>161097525
>finally removes the faggoty global cooldown

Thank Christ. Fairly gay of them to speak of it like it's something new, though, instead of mentioning the first game.
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>>161098179
I don't care, I'll just use cheat engine again to give myself infinite currency
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Am I the only one who expects Andromeda to fail?
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>>161072984
Finally something gut
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>>161098631
Here's hoping it's the final nail in the coffin that kills Bioware
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How wrong and stupid is this spreadsheet I made?

Am I truly retarded, /meg/?
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>>161074557
indeed
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>open /vg/
>/meg/ on top
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>>161098954
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>>161098867
>ME2 better than ME1 or ME3
>at anything

also technically speaking all squaddies in ME3 can die. As can 3 in ME2.
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>>161098867
>Mass Effect 2 script - Meh
ME2 script is pretty awful desu
>Mass Effect 3 squad mortality - 2 can die
Pretty sure basically all of them can die, if you count the conduit run & epilogue
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>>161098841
Failing as game doesn't equal failing in the markets. But after the Witcher 3 I have very little faith in Bioware. I expect the same kind of grinding and similar side missions. Made worse with the sandbox open world where 99% of the worlds are visually pleasing but have very little content. Actually, the story could be standard and average scifi shit but after Wither 3 I can't deal with shitty side missions at all. W3 ruined the DA:I for me completely.

So I guess my only reason to play ME:A is because it's the only game that allows me to fuck alien qt's. And they'll probably fuck up even that.
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>>161099776
>it's the only game that allows me to fuck alien qt's. And they'll probably fuck up even that.
They already have.
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>>161099776

At least Andromeda will have better combat than Witcher 3.
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>>161098867

What hubs other than the Citadel does the first game have? I wouldn't call the mission worlds 'hubs' in the same sense.
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>>161099970
I guess playing Andromeda isn't going to be torture or pain. It's average gaming experience at best. Probably more because I'm an eternal space nerd and it allows me to explore another, completely unknown galaxy. But I'm still sad to see how low Bioware has fallen and what horrible slags they're writing these days.
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>>161100129
She was the second girl in my gaming history to give me a fetish towards South Asian girls.
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>>161100129
>>161100336
>having a poo in loo fetish
Stoopid man.
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>>161100594
You were saying?
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>>161100210
I know what you mean. Seeing a sci-fi universe with so much potential going down the same road as all the other EA shooters is disappointing to say the least.
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>>161100186

I guess I do consider them hubs, but you're right it's not accurate. The overall point is that in terms of non-combat areas, ME1 and ME3 had a little more to offer than ME2 which felt extremely cramped. Especially Tuchanka which was like just a few rooms if I remember correctly.
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>>161098867
music in ME2 was shit besides the SB theme and the suicide run
combat is best in ME3, I would rank "good"
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>>161100814
you are a sexual deviant
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This what I imagine Tali's first blowjob was like.
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>>161100985
What makes me furious is that they're wasting so much good potential. They an interesting universe with unique characters. Hell, most popular love interests were aliens. Bioware could easily turn Andromeda into an epic adventure for a new home in Andromeda.

Instead they'll do another shooter with boring and mundane side missions about shooting stuff and talking once or just shooting stuff. What I've seen from trailers, they've completely butchered what made Mass Effect what it is: the characters. After Beepee(?) and Liam I have little faith in the rest of the game. Liara and Jacob are making their return instead of bringing something new
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>>161101242

>clicked on the webm
>had speakers on
>pretty sure mom and sister heard that
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>>161101416
>not casually watching porn with his parents
gee, what a messed up family
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>>161101312
It's going to be so by the numbers and safe. What's worse is that no matter how garbage it is or how much they screw over existing lore, I'll still play it. I truly hate myself sometimes.
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>>161101416
>>161101628
>not debating the newest legalporno double anal scenes over thanksgiving dinner
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>>161102000
Me too. I'll buy every fucking DLC and all the overpriced pieces of armor. Then I'll masturbate on Beepee licking faggot Ryders cock and cry myself to sleep afterwards.
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>>161102254
We both know that feel bro
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>>161102000
>>161102254
>>161102417
I hope you atleast have the brainpower left to decide not to buy it.
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>>161102121
Sounds better than the usual thanksgiving dinner discussion, at the very least
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>>161102417
And I'll be happy as I do it. As happy as the Tumblr fangirls. As goddamn satisfied as after a blowjob from my gf. Except that this is better. For I love Mass Effect despite it's tremendous flaws. Like someone loves their alcoholic father without question. But I'm not going to turn Mass Effect ever away from my life. Possible then when it's gone for good during the 13th console generation. But that's a long way to go. Still, I'll always remain as
>tfw no alien/extraterrestial gf
Doesn't matter if I'll have and kids, I'd change them all for an alien qt in no time.
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>>161078594
>girl
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>>161102596
I will buy it, no matter what.
>>161102604
Worst part of growing up is realizing that your parents probably as fucked up perverts as you are.
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>>161102926
>I will buy it, no matter what.
then dont cry how they fucked up the lore you mongoloid, faggots like you are the reason the series got in this mess.
go choke on your own dick
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>>161087795
Not him, but I'll probably end up prepurchasing that edition
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>>161103136
They'll ruin it no matter what happens.
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>>161102926
>I will buy it, no matter what.

same, unfortunately
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>>161103207
>>161103316
>>161103464
I dont fucking care as long as you faggots dont come here to whine about how shit the game is and how you spent 60+ $ for it.
Is it really that hard to wait a month until you can pirate it?
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>>161103536
>60

more like 80, i'm getting the deluxe edition like I did for every ME
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>>161103613
>only getting the deluxe edition
pleb
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>>161103680
I was gonna get the super deluxe but I realised that it only brings multiplayer crates which while neat, i dont think its worth it
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>>161103839
kek, and you call yourself a mass effect fan. GTFO
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>no Asari gf
>no Aasari ass to slap
>can't make cute babies together
Hold me;__;
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>>161103981
you sound a mite bit upset there friendo
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>>161104209
wow, I thought I made it fairly obvious that I am being sarcastic. you sure are a slow one, huh? explains alot.
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>>161104465
so you are mad that people are buying the game

makes sense
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I found a really cheap flecktarn jacket, problem is I'm not sure it's appropriate to wear camo in public. Flecktarn is aesthetic as fuck, what does /meg/ think?

>>161102604
Looks like something out of metroid.
Also aren't the raloi supposed to be prmitive? If so why design their ships like that and like something less high-tech?

>>161101242
Lewd.
She really latches on.

>>161101416
Lewder.
Why do you click links without muting sound if parents hearing is a concern?

>>161104207
It's ok anon, we'll get through this together.
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>>161104716
more sense than you crying about how EA ruined the game and then in the next post say you pay 80 dollars for it.
doesnt seem logical, I guess you must be a biodrone.
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>>161104842
I never complained about anything, problem is, you assumed two different people were the same person

you know what they say about assuming
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>>161104917
ye, just scroll up and see for yourself.
one crying about the fucked up lore and the other one agreeing.
if you are neither of them then you can go fuck yourself for jumping in the discussion and then write >assuming
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Alliance stronk
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>>161105059
and then I see my posts that say i'm going to buy it, nothing else, just buy it, and then you cry about not pirating it

so yeah
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>>161105225
>if you are neither of them then you can go fuck yourself for jumping in the discussion and then write >assuming
learn to read
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>>161076709
>The perfect body. Too bad she's so fond of gelding.

I'm pleased you remember.
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>>161105823
How could I forget~
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>>161105823
Makes me want to slap some Quarian ass
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>>161105896
Indeed, it would be unwise.
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>>161106413
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>>161106689
>>161106413
Is the suit firm enough to prevent a good jiggle?
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>>161107228
No
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>>161107402
Thank god.
Looks like she's turned on the massage setting on her suit.
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>>161106438
>>161106689
Though now I want a Quarian gf
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>>161104828
don't wear flecktarn in public. if you have to wear "military" gear, wear single-color stuff.
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>>161102926
>I will buy it, no matter what.
What? Why? It will be shit. I don't come to /meg/ that much anymore, just around holidays when I'm back home and fire up a playthrough so I can shitpost with you guys. But you kind of have to let go. It had potential and they killed it. Some new people that haven't been corrupted by shekels and faggotry will write something cool again eventually.

Don't encourage shit. I'm still kind of mad my brother bought me fallout 4 for christmas. ( I didn't tell him that but still)
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>>161107645
Owner you mean
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>>161108148
I agree with the Fallout 4. It had some wonderful music, beautiful scenery and so much wasted potential. I'm not mad at failures when it comes to games. People fail. But I'm mad at wasted potential.
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>>161097817
>About 1/2 of my ME3 playtime is multiplayer
That's all? How many times did you play the fucking campaign?
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>>161108203
I meant a wife
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>>161107645
Me too. Or a woman with that body-type at least.

>>161107760
I don't intend on wearing anything military except the jacket, so I thought it might cancel each other out. The single colour stuff tends to be more expensive or is old stuff from the fifties.
>>161108203
Possessive quarians?
I wonder what colour Daro is under her suit.
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>>161098241
Hopefully that carries into SP. And hopefully without overlong cooldowns on individual powers for "balance."
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>>161108617
Quarian women are very possessive. It's just how they evolved.

Also I imagine Daro is rather pale. Like cream.
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>>161108840
>turning claudia black into disgusting claudia purple

yuck
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>>161108363
3 or 4 times
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>>161101242
i imagine it was more careful and clinical, maybe slower and more sensual. Can't cum in her mouth or she'll get sicker.

"Avoid oral contact"/"Do not ingest" etc.
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Bioware is much better in writing humans than in writing aliens.
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>>161109851
I mean the opposite, dammit
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>>161109293
I agree. More exploratory and affectionate. Slower and more sensual as you said, with some antiseptic lotion and mouthwash before and after.

>>161108840
Sounds delightful.
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>>161109128
Fucking why?
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>Forced human protagonist
>Aliens have a much smaller presence
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>>161110568
Casuals can't relate so fast to aliens.
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>>161110415
Because I did? Do you find it unusual for me to have played through the trilogy multiple times?
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>>161110568
There's also this gem:
>Don’t expect the events or characters of the original trilogy to shape the state of the world in Andromeda.
>“We didn’t want to invalidate anything that people had done in the past, and we wanted to make sure everyone feels like they can be onboard, whether or not they have played before,” Walters says.
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>>161110769
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>>161110568
DA:O had a change for nonhuman protagonist and the majority chose to play as a human.
>can't play as an asari
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>>161110649
Yes. ME3 is fucking terrible.
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>>161110981
It's still better than 2
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>>161110981
>the ending is bad so the game is bad
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>>161110981
It's terribly flawed in many ways but that doesn't stop me from playing it.
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>>161110769
>Don’t expect the events or characters of the original trilogy to shape the state of the world in Andromeda.
Why would anyone expect otherwise? Shepard's healing dick should reach all the way to another galaxy?
>>161111025
This meme needs to die. MOST of ME3 is terrible. The beginning is terrible, most of the middle is terrible, and the ending if offensively terrible.
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>>161111115
its still the most fun to play out of the 3
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>>161111115
>meme
Suddenly people enjoying the game that you don't like became a meme, interesting
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>>161111115
>This meme needs to die

I agree, the ME3 is bad meme needs to die
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>We're going to get DA2's boring ass DLC as the entirety of a game because normies don't like non-human stuff
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>>161111115
Actually, it had a very good, desperate atmosphere and awesome music
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This generals seems to have genuine hatred towards Mass Effect while still being interested enough to post here : D Has the games ever done anything right? Waifus and husbandos aside I mean
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>>161111216
>Suddenly
>you don't like
>>161111260
>ME3 is bad meme
>>161111345
>Actually, it had a very good
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>>161111435
The universe, world building, species designs, racial interactions, lore, etc.
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>>161111459
>people liking things i dont like is bait

you need to grow up there bud
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>>161111435
Mass Effect 1 was great, it just needed better gameplay. Instead they stripped out everything cool about it and turned it into a generic waifu-shooter that's as dumb as a box of rocks.
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>>161111459
>people dont have different opinion and tastes
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>>161111435
Skyboxes, environments, the foundation of the setting is great. Bioware just isn't utilising it to its full potential. There are loads of great things in ME.
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>>161111587
ME3 is so terrible it damaged EA's value as a company and got them voted 'worst company in America.'
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>>161111702
Do you think that ME3 is the reason people hate EA? Do you know nothing outside of the ME series?
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>>161111702
I mean, you're welcome to believe false information, no ones stopping you
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>>161111435
Femshep

>>161111702
nah, its because everything they touch turns to shit
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>>161111775
>>161111776
>>161111786
>newfags who weren't playing when ME3 launched
>thinking they know how shit was
Hahaha! Oh wow!
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>>161111961
>implying I didn't pre order every mass effect

I mean, at least you tried
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>>161111435
>>161111459
You seem new so I'll help you out here. ME is like a cracked out whore who also happens to be your daughter so you still love her anyways, but that doesn't mean we can't acknowledge that it has deep flaws.

>>161111702
EA's kike mentality, bottomless grave of developers, online passes, generic games, and general shady business practices is what got them that title
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>>161111961
>getting this triggered
>calling others newfags
>cant accept others opinions
take your meds and go to bed, its way beyond your bedtime
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>>161112071
Lets not forget that EA were also the first to do away with online passes which caused other developers to stop having online passes
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>>161112068
>>161112071
>>161112125
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>>161111961
Me3 was a shitshow on launch, but that wasn't even 10% of why people hated/hate EA
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>>161112170
how's it feel being that wrong bro
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>>161112279
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Less shitposting, more OTP posting
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>>161112478
sounds about right
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>>161112165
No it didn't. Other publishers stopped because they saw the demand for that shit to stop in the first place.
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>you will never get so triggered by people liking games you dont like that you resort to posting pictures because you're to triggered to use words
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>>161112729
Nice buzzwords, bro.
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>>161111435

>some great characters (Tali, Wrex, Mordin, Javik, Garrus, etc.)
>generally fun gameplay with lots of enemy and ally variety
>pretty skyboxes and environments
>good atmosphere (e.g. background conversations and flavor text)
>juuuuust right game length at ~30 hours each, substantial without too much filler
>literally hundreds of weapons and powers with the option to modify them relatively extensively; six classes give the games replay value
>gives proper context to killing thousands of enemies and makes it satisfying
>only video game series to ever actually make me genuinely feel anything for its characters and story, e.g. conclusion of Tuchanka and Rannoch arcs.

i think that's everything.
>>
>Discount collectors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eB8lof8X3U
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>Implying the women in ME have any redeeming qualities

Theres obviously only one person who is even the same caliber as Shepard.
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>>161112986
nice ass
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>>161113086
Don't say anything about my alien waifus or Chakvas!
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>>161113086
>Theres obviously only one person who is even the same caliber as Shepard.
And his name is Javik.
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>>161113086
>Theres obviously only one person who is even the same caliber as Shepard.

no one in ME is close to the same caliber as Shepard because bioware cared more about making a power fantasy than a plausible universe, and their autistic fans ate it up.
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>>161111435

I like all the Mass Effect games. They have great stories (not necessarily the overall plot), superb presentation in the way of music and aesthetics, fun gameplay, and memorable characters. In fact if you asked what my favorite ongoing videogame series was it would be Mass Effect, especially since Konami took MGS to the back of the shed last year.

But it's good to be honest about flaws and obviously all the ME games have them in spades.
>>
So if Ryder is a young, non-combat tested 'recon specialist', how the hell does that qualify xer to be next in line for Pathfinder?
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>>161110016

Did Shephard have to provide samples of his sperm so Tali could develop antibiotics for it?

Is this an erotica story I can read?
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>>161114196
Probably she'll do something awesome, the old, preselected pathfinder dies or her old man/mommy pulls some strings behind the scenes
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>>161114417
>she
>her
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Goodnight /meg/ Waifu dreams.

>>161114346
I'm sure humanity has been on the galactic stage long enough to supply samples for making antibiotics suited for pretty much any situation, including sex. Tali probably brought a bottle online a few days or weeks before. She just wished the packaging was less, lewd.
Although keeping with the story premise
Tali might say that she needs a sample just in case, and insist she be the one to 'extract' it.
What she does with it is anyone's guess since she's already got the bottle of antibiotics.

Although I don't know anything about medicine so who knows.


>>161114196
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''Bioware Writing'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>>161112986
They must stink, all those crevices probably gather loads of dirt and filth.
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>>161114196
>>161114417
the tried and true bioware method, you get selected by chance/the gods/predestination/all other candidates are unwilling or handicapped and still give you a hard time for no reason etc

>>161114417
>she
come on. custom non-faggy male-ryder or bust.
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I want a Japanese or Russian Ryder ):
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>>161115072
'night eddie, dream of carrying a qt drunk quarian waifu off to bed for cuddles while she's still wearing her knife and bulky boots.
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>>161116168
>Russian Ryder
that sounds like the best fucking idea ever.
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>>161116848
It would make Andromeda instantly so awesome every single anon here would praise it.
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>>161116848
>>161116959
No potatoes in Andromeda. He would die in a matter of hours.
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>>161117032
>implying he wouldn't have his own vodka factory and potato field in the Ark
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>>161116959
most def

>>161117032
>He would die in a matter of hours.
more like the whole crew would.
"If we come to a minefield, our infantry attacks exactly as it were not there." -Georgy Zhukov
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>>161117347
It would be rad. Think about all the kebab Ryder would remove
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>>161117532
FOR THE GLORY OF THE STATE!
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>>161117532
Somebody make a goddamn video about this RIGHT NOW!
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>>161118034
i wanted to post this webm but i kept getting an error

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO93y82cr1c
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>>161116848
>>161116959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RodrZ2we_hQ

it would have made it better. and call him Ivan
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>>161118143
>>161118162
fucking hivemind
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>>161118315
woah
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>>161118162
Think about it. Russians conquering the Andromeda. No more bitchy faggots complaining about angst. And make that Russian admiral from ME1 to lead the Andromedan Federation Navy
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>>161118493
fuck that mudak, he insulted my Ship.
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>>161118493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOAtz8xWM0w

sadly bioware would have fucked it up by putting any russian cliche imaginable into the game or fucking it up in general by not knowing fuckall about russia or russian culture etc
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>>161119485
Russians have the most based anthem. But yeah, we need space Russians conquering the Andromeda.
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>>161073174
>>161073726
>Mfw I'm surrounded by fellow Ashfags
TRUMP would approve.
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>>161120814
not necessarily his kind of girl considering there's a bit of latino blood in her.
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>>161121179
>implying Mass Effects humanity isn't brown
>excluding Shepard
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>>161121179
Latinos are terrific people, just terrific. Ms. Williams is a law abiding, natural born citizen of the Systems Alliance, and is fit to receive the immortal seed of TRUMP and I'm behind her one. hundred. percent. OK?

There's nothing wrong with a pure human woman, OK? That's liberal nonsense, Citadel propaganda, I bet Dr. T'soni is behind this. Such a nasty woman.

It's all meant to make noise, it's meant to distract us good, honest, terrific human beings like all of you and myself from the real threat to civilized society: the so-called "migrant" fleet.

They just show up wherever they want, they're bringing thieves, they're bringing disease, they're bringing rapists. Immediately upon *illegally* entering Alliance space, Ms. Vas Normandy immediately set about settling on an Alliance vessel and tried to seduce Commander Shepherd with the intention of making an anchor baby.

Let me tell you how I'm going to fix this. We're going to build a wall. It's going to be fantastic. I'm appointing Mr. Vakarian as secretary of Calibrations it's going to be great. Just great.
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>>161120814
ash a shit.
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>>161121368
>excluding Shepard
i always thought he looked kinda spanish. plus earth shep used to be a gang member
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>>161122403
Actually, the largest ethnicity of the Alliance would be poo on the loos. So they'd be brown and probably fuck up the universe for good.
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>>161122736
>would be poo on the loos
i think it would be east asians, as a whole? no?

then south east asians, then blacks, then latinos, then whites.
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>>161122875
>implying whites exist by then, save for the based Slavs

And South Asia has bigger population than East Asia. Chinese population is aging, Japanese are dying and South Korea is suffering the same fate. Meanwhile India is producing shitload of babies and I don't want to get started on Pakistan and Bangladesh.
>what a future is waiting for us
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>>161122736
>Actually, the largest ethnicity of the Alliance would be poo on the loos

why wouldn't it be the Chinese?
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>>161122168
What is Trump's position on quarians? They swarm our factories and mining facilities, often on struggling colonies, putting people out of work and driving down wages to nothing. Entire economies on our colony worlds are wrecked by mass quarian squatters.

Even when they don't squat and fill up the factories and mining facilities they still wreck the local governments by extorting credits and resources from the local colonial government and their fleet of-course turns the entire trade route into a grid-locked mess.
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>>161123220
Because Chinese population growth is stopping and starting to reverse. India on the other hand is growing.
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>>161123106
>what a future is waiting for us
india is on the verge of a big ass plague. for real the majority of the global population will come from Africa.

china and developed east asia may be slowing but india will stagnate sooner or later.
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>>161123267
>What is Trump's position on quarians? They swarm our factories and mining facilities, often on struggling colonies, putting people out of work and driving down wages to nothing. Entire economies on our colony worlds are wrecked by mass quarian squatters.

I know this is supposed to be a thing in the codex or whatever, but there's only 17 million of them in a galaxy of trillions. And the only ones who leave the fleet regularly are pilgrims in their early 20s, so like ~1 million people spread throughout thousands of worlds with trillions of inhabitants.

it doesn't make any fucking sense.
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>>161123445
>in a galaxy of trillions.
that's such bullshit.
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>>161123402
In the best future the West, Latin America and East Asia will secure the future for mankind. At worst we die here because of the poo on the loos and niggers
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>>161123402
>Meanwhile India is producing shitload
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>>161123883
indians aren't violent though. the only people in danger of Indian men is Indian women.

as as for Africa, well, they got no where to go but as they are or up.

>>161124000
>3 kids
>a shit load
both my grandmas had 9 kids. that's a shit load. but 3?

if you think 3 kids is a shit load no wonder whites are worried.
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>>161123267
Let me tell you something, OK, the quarians are cowards, they're parasites, they've ruined their home world, and now they want to ruin ours. OK?

They make the Geth, do a terrible job programming them, I could have done a better job, Microsoft could have done a better job, they're good friends, I know these people.

Their creations turn on them, because of course they did, quarians are losers. They refuse to take responsibility and lack the courage to reclaim Rannok.

Now they want to come here, and they can't, I'm sorry, they have to go back.

>>161123445
LIAR.

>>161123539
WRONG.

>>161122246
Found the "undocumented immigrant."

>>161122736
I've got the Salarians working on a genophage, my secretary of Xenoaffairs, Ms. Aran says she can take care of any problematic planet in three minutes or less. It's going to be fantastic.

>>161123267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c
WE ARE GOING TO MAKE. OUR GALAXY GREAT AGAIN!
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>>161124170
I don't consider them violent, just 3rd world. I mean the Indians in the West are the best that India has to offer. But it doesn't matter if we have 1 billion badly educated poos.

Also 3 is a lot because white family with that amount is a rarity.
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>>161124275
>WRONG.
>thinking mass effect writing is legit
>thinking there are actually TRILLIONS of space faring beings in the galaxy

>>161124275
>Found the "undocumented immigrant."
ash is and always will be, a shit.
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>>161124283
>But it doesn't matter if we have 1 billion badly educated poos.
they'll just live and die in their own filth. literally.

>white family with that amount is a rarity.
that's sad bro. whites should fuck more.
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>>161124556
You Indian or what? But yeah, population growth is starting to seem more like a problem in Africa and South Asia
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>>161124283
>I mean the Indians in the West are the best that India has to offer.
Speak for yourself lad. Indians are basically the Mexican berry pickers of the tech industry.
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>>161124619
>You Indian or what?
no, Mexican
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>>161122403
Shepard is 100% Frisian phenotype
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>>161124668
Hindu Americans are the second highest earning group after the Jews desu. All the Indian I've met in college have been tremendously ambitious because their families want them to succeed in life. The quality and passion of their work on the other hand.....
>>161124727
Here I thought only whites like scifi and Mass Effects
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>>161123445
I think it all makes sense. You are making a mistake by comparing the total population of the galaxy against the tiny population of quarians. A galaxy of trillions, yes, but most worlds do not have a population in the trillions. We are talking about thousands and thousands of settled planets at the least.

Recall that in ME1 the biggest colony you see, that is stated to be humanity's largest and most prosperous, is Terra Nova. It has a population of about 4 million.

Now we can assume that when the Migrant Fleet parks somewhere and sends out its people to work for cheap and to reap resources that it isn't the whole population that does this. Only a fraction, but what fraction? Even if it is only 500k quarians going planet-side and working that is still a HUGE influx of cheap labor for a small colony. That 500k represents an 8th of the entire population of Terra-Nova. Mind you, all human colonies at least have populations far smaller than that and the population of quarians going out to work might be many times more than just 500k.


That's again not even factoring in what the economic cost of thebig, sluggish Migrant Fleet taking weeks to traverse a section of space, blocking off the use of mass relays for that time. Then of-course there is the economic cost when they strip-mine most of the resources within easy access to the local population. They will of-course go after the resources easiest to reach because the fleet wants to be in and out relatively quickly.
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>>161124884
I've met a lot of decent Hindu folks as well. Doesn't change the fact that they are the 2nd biggest consumer of H1B visas.
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>>161124794
>Frisian phenotype
nah, he a spanish
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>>161124275
Trump is a Batarian puppet!
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>>161125018
Eh, he looks less so spanish and more so frisian.
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>>161125154
that's what they want you to think. but he's as Frisian as Charles V was.
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>>161124996
But doesn't that make them skilled and valuable workers?
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>>161125323
Who is 'they'
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>>161112986
It really kills me that they started with an actually decent design and just made it worse and worse.
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>>161125837
exactly. now you're asking the right questions.
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>>161125829
No, H2B just means anything that requires a skill set above that of a nutless monkey
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>>161125860
Still just looks like a guy in make-up and prosthetics
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>>161126016
Well, Hindu yankees still earn more than whites on the average.
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>>161125865
Can you repeat that post? I couldn't hear it over the echo
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>>161126437
illumination
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>>161126342
Yeah well Indian-Americans are few in number while whites make up ~50% of the nation. nice try, Pajeet
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>>161126542
And there's shitload of them in the Ivy League
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>>161126658
Proportionately, there's a lot. What's your point, Pajeet?
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>>161126542
damn that would be a nice pic, but something about it is slightly off.
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>>161126745
They're doing better than everyone else.
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>>161126991
Truly, our Indo-Aryan brothers will emerge as new superpower to inherit the world
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>>161127139
Maybe not.
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>>161127139
5000 years of civilization and no hindu empire ever left the subcontinent
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>>161109293
so like this?

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10992906/97/The-Promises-Saga-II-Hunters-Collectors

>"Just warn me when you're about to cum. I don't want to be sick."
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some guy stuck a Reaper Destroyer model into a modeling program, scaled its mass to a height of 110 meters (~18,000 tons assuming similar density to water), and compared it to a model of the original 50-meter-tall Godzilla.

thought it was cool.
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>>161128619
Godzilla would kick it's ass
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Seems Denuvo protected Deus Ex Mankind Divided recently got cracked, three months after release.

People here going to wait three months for Andromeda to get cracked before playing? I know I am
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>>161130049
I'll wait one month, maybe two. If it takes any longer than that I'm just going to watch a playthrough on youtube.
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>>161130049
>People here going to wait three months for Andromeda to get cracked
I will try, although i might wait till the first time its on sale on origin.

but dlc is tricky, through my own stupidity ive rarely been able to pirate dlc and make it work on a purchased game.

i might cave. but i sure as shit won't pre-order. never have, never will.
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>>161128619
>mecha godzilla vs. reaper
I need this
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Is it still bad that while I hate the bioware canon quarian "design" I'm still stuck between 2 versions for my idea?

Is that petty?

What are yalls ideas or do you guys just accept it
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>>161130471
>ive rarely been able to pirate dlc and make it work on a purchased game
Why not just uninstall your legal copy and download a pirated copy with dlc? Can use your save on all versions anyway.
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>>161130049
I'm probably gonna pre order the deluxe edition sometime soon
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>>161130654
Am I fine with quarians looking like space elves? Meh, I prefer just not knowing what they look like.
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>>161130732
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>>161130857
What? I did it with all the other ME's, can't break tradition now
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Is is true that the lead scientist woman in Andromeda is voiced by a tranny?
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>>161131067
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>>161131067
why do you feel the constant need to post that you buy the deluxe edition just because you did so every time?
are you autistic?
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>>161131149
what?
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>>161131183
not your post? >>161103613
seems we had a giant influx of cancer into this general
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>>161131327
its not, that being said, i would assume more people would start coming here with the influx of news about andromeda

i've seen several posts on /v/ about mass effect just this week
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>>161130709
i did that with me2, i just hated realizing i wasted money.
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>>161131495
thread about mass effect are on /v/ all the time, nothing special
still you are fucking cancer and should propably fuck off to reddit you waste of fresh air
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>>161131724
nah im good
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>>161124170
>missing the joke so fucking completely
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>Fidel Castro is dead
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>>161133279
>never having an alien gf in lingerie
Kill me
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>>161133789
Meh, regardless on how you feel about him, he didn't have any power anyone. He gave up the presidency a long time ago. I bet all he did the last few years is old man stuff.

Funny how old age got him, while the CIA never could.
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>>161133802
It's a bad feel
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>>161134627
The worst feeling ever
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>>161134460
8 years isnt that long of a time
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>>161130561
With a Sovereign, it wouldn't be much of a fight.
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>>161135174
You're 8 years older since he left office.

Just think about how much has your life changed in 8 years
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>>161136056
Sov's a big bitch.

Mechazilla would literally rape him.
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>>161136056
Is the small one sovereign and the big one harbinger?
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>>161137089
Sovereign is the big one. The little one is like the one destroyed on ME3 on the Quarian homeworld
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>>161130654
I've never cared for the 'special ugly snowflake' fan quarian designs I've seen.

I'm fine with the design Bioware went with, I just wish they'd put even a little effort into Tali's picture. IE: actually Photoshopped her hands to look right.
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>>161136056
>>161137089
>>161137132
>The little one is like the one destroyed on ME3 on the Quarian homeworld
And the one that got destroyed by the Kalros on the krogan homeworld.
So to get it into perspective, the white line would be Kalros
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>>161137515
>bioware putting an effort into anything
Yeah right
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http://orig05.deviantart.net/97bc/f/2016/330/b/2/liara__in_the_mirror_by_grummel83-dapnaoo.png
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>>161138082
Oh my
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>>161130654
I just accept it. It's not like there was a lot of room for speculation to begin with. We already knew that they basically looked like humans.

I just wish they'd put more effort into the actual picture. And maybe made Tali bald. Where does she put her hair in the suit?
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>>161138521
She should have had very close cropped hair.

Then again, it's possible she'd put on a wig for a photo since needing to shave her head might be something she's ashamed of.

I wonder if liberated quarians on Rannoch won't start growing their hair long and experimenting with all sorts of fashion.
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>>161138589
I wonder what the context to that picture was to begin with. It doesn't look like she's wearing her suit in it. Did she decide to just take her suit off and lounge around with Shep?
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>>161138737
I imagine she just wanted a nice portrait of herself to give to Shepard so she posed. Probably not actually on Rannoch but in a studio or something on her ship in a sterile room. She took her suit off, wrapped herself in a tasteful blanket or robe (perhaps something owned by her mother), and put on a wig so she could see herself and be remembered as someone not trapped in an environment suit all her life.

Then Shepard let her and her people die on Rannoch.
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>>161138737
context was probably something along these lines:

http://k-laine.deviantart.com/art/tali-comic-310306021
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>>
just finished ME1 and ME2 as a soldier but I'm not feeling it for 3

I was thinking vanguard, thats a fun class, right?
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>>161140371
>not infiltrator master race
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>>161140734
rarest pepe ever
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Booting up ME1 for the first time, any class recommendations?
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>>161141064
Consider vanguard. Biotics are more fun than tech in ME1 and vanguard also gets you some fun weapons
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>>161140086
Get that nigger away from my waifu!
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>>161138521
>>161137515
>>161130759

I should've stated that I'm a fan of either the Art book "original" white design or this one done by a Finnish CGI artist who took in-game lore, and biology due to a desert world. The point is moot I suppose but we already have one human looking race but they are blue not grey. They should have left it a mystery desu.
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>>161141064

I thought Soldier was fun when using Overkill with high-explosive rounds and frictionless materials.
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>Fuck up a setting so bad you have to go to a different Galaxy.

Did they even think the endings through
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A river ever-so-slowly cutting its way through a prothean ruin?
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>>161140734
>no huge MT winking in the background
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>>161120294
I think - ironically - that most badass anthem is (or at least lyrics-wise) is French one.

Anyways, long time no see, first visit of /meg/ after nearly year and a half. I was very scarcely online during that time at all, so I'm just recollecting new info on the Andromeda.

Is WG still around?
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>>161152954
LIARA IS THE MOST BORING LOVE INTEREST EVER
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>>161153130
D-delete this!
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>>161152954
Yeah he is, I wonder if any of the really old namefags will return with Andromeda coming out
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>>161154281
I think some of them definitely. Depends on the quality of the finished game.

What is /meg/s consensus on Andromeda anyways? So far I have pretty mixed thoughts. Also what the fuck is that Asari-goblin creature in the videos.
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>>161154505
Half the people hate it, the other half hate themselves for wanting it. And the goblins nickname is PeeBee for some reason. I really don't know why they just said PB instead.
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Tali best girl forever. Samara hits my mommy fetish hard tho
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>>161155726
talifags need to hang
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>>161155726
>284x177

Why in the world?
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>>161157947
>Talifag

Here is why. No matter how he vindicates it by Samara. Space gypsies are too poor for good resolution.
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Do we ever get a Mass Effect where we can play as an Asari?
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>>161158505
Outside multiplayer? probably never since it would require them to have an attractive protagonist
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>>161150042
>Did they even think the endings through
Is that rhetorical?
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>>161158606
I'm kind of tired to play as a human because the aliens are so much more interesting than humans. The only humans I liked were Jack, Joker and Chakvas. Jack because well, she's a tattooed badass. Joker because he's my favorite pilot <3 and Chakvas because she's the MILF on board. But that's about it. And apparently Bioware is going to ruin aliens in Andromeda.
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What did they mean by this
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>>161158902
Yeah. Dropped.
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>>161158951
this is where you draw the line?
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>>161159306
It was dropped to begin but now it's super-dropped
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>>161158902

The pilot of the Tempest is a member of the salarian species.
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>>161158902
So hes like pajeet taxi driver - never shut up and always tell how he miss his 20 brothers? Why we cant just change pilot?
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>>161158902
I like it
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>>161130428
Those are some lovely tits.

>>161138589
I actually like that pic. Looks way better than that super-model.

>>161151112
How does an MT 'wink' Does the owner make the opening open and close or what?

>>161116429
The sun was coming up. Casting long shadows across the deserted buildings, warm sunshine crawled down along the facades and towards the couple stumbling along the road. They had been out with friends in a nearby pub. They knew the asari who owned it, and she was very generous with the honey-wine. He was feeling a little dizzy, but that was nothing compared to his girlfriend.She had been so shy at first, in her long red skirt with little gold inlets, and a matching upper-garment that was like half a poncho of sorts. She was very pretty and he had told her as much, much to her delight. Then as the party progressed she got increasingly energetic and excited, but now she was an exhausted wreck. Slowly stumbling along with her hand over his shoulder. He realized the sun would be setting long before they got home if they continued at this pace.
She leaned her helmeted head on his shoulder and looked up at him with half-lidded eyes, and yawned. It was the cutest thing he'd heard all night.
Then she yelped as he swept on hand under her knees and another under her shoulders, she toppled over right into his arms and with a grunt she was off the ground and nestled comfortably in his grasp.
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>>161158902
Neat.

>>161161449
2/2
"oooohh" was all she managed as she smiled inside her mask, he could see it on her eyes.
Luckily she was very light, he had seen quarians taller than him but she was a head or so shorter, good thing too because she was not very good at staying still.
She pawed at his face, mumbling something unintelligible.
The couple kept moving through the streets, slowly, lazily making their way past planters of exotic greenery and shops getting ready for the new day.
Something kept poking him in the thigh, with each step it got more and more annoying. Eventually he tried lifting her skirt, while still holding her and walking to their home. It was an awkward affair, one the elicited several "ooohh"s and giggles from his intoxicated mate as she squirmed in his arms, stretching her long slender legs out, and then it clicked, it was her knife that kept poking him.
There it was, securely fastened to her armored boot in its worn scabbard. She insisted on wearing it, he figured it had served her well when she lived in the seedy underbelly of the nearby orbital habitat. But why wear it to a party? He touched the soft bottom of her helmet where he knew she could feel it and she turned to look at him.
"Why did you bring the knife?"
She just shrugged. "To protect you." Then she closed her eyes again as he felt the hilt start poking his leg once more.
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>playing Squad with a friend

It gets pretty intense.
>tfw no Mass Effect game like that, pitting Alliance/Hierarchy, etc. against pirates/secessionists, etc.
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>>161161449
>>161161541
Lovely short fic.
>lifting her skirt
Oh baby.
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>>161147379
That's not bad, but I still don't think head ridges makes for a more creative design.
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>>161161883
>squad
Will life-long armafag like it?
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>>161158902
WHERE ARE MY DAMN TURIANS?!
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>>161164196

If you like co-operating with strangers, sure. Very team based.
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>>161162932
Thanks!
Her suit is probably 'naked' under the skirt, just a thin layer.

>>161161883
Sounds fun.
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I'm dreaming about an alien gf lads
>preordering Andromeda deluxe
>just for an alien waifu
Am I a literal race traitor now?
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>Come back home after whole day at uni
>No Tali
What the fugin fug
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>>161165207
You know the only confirmed female alien squadmate is Shrek, right?
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>>161165723
fuck, and here I was hoping you died in an accident or finally killed yourself
this thread is full of talishit you retard
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>>161165753
You what?
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>>161166015
Good evening to you too
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>>161165723
I wrote a short fic with a quarian just above your post.
>>161161449
>>161161541
Although she's not Tali. Though I didn't give a name so maybe she is?

>>161165207
>tfw will never chew on femketts calcified rock-tits.
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>>161166538
Read it and loved it. Here's Tali for you
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Hey, talimancers. Can your waifu do this?
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>>161167560
Out of all the human females in the series, you dense mother fucker had to choose this bitch. Have you dignity at all? Have you no dignity and respect?
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>>161167560
Well yes, actually.
She can do that minus being an edgelord.
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>can't romance Tali as Femshep
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>>161167784
I dunno. I stopped giving a damn ages ago
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>>161167854
My only reason to play as manshep is Tali
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>>161168106
Well, same here i guess. Never played femshep, always romanced Tali tho.
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>>161164018
They were allegedly air vent like things lined with blood vessels to coold off due to Rannoch being space Arizona
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>>161167328
Thanks! I'm glad you liked it.

>>161167854
She looks really cute half-dressed like that.

>>161168814
>tfw will never blow gently into qt femquar's head-vents during a warm day.
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>>161167560
Only if her funeral is open casket.
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>>161169340
I wonder if they get sick the head vents become runny
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>>161169962
Maybe. Like the drell they might suffer similar problems with moisture, less severly though.
If the vents are connected to the respiratory system then they must be capable of truly spectacular sneezes.
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Also, what does /meg/ think of this setup? Do you think it'll work?
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New report fucking when i want my helmet
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Dying is for the weak bois
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>>161170491
In theory it could work, at least the 2nd TV would, IDK about the 2nd set of kb+m and headphones
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>>161172474
That's what I think too.
Maybe I'll simply unplug/plug in the 1st and 2nd set depending on where I want to sit.
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>>161167895
This right here
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>>161170491
HDMI usually overrides all other output methods so at least from this side it should work.
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>>161167784
>>
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>>161174208
Really?
Does the computer override the other port if the TV is turned off?

>>161174580
I could get behind that.
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>>161174580
Just looks like an asari with hair.
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>>161174984
But actually nice

>>161174718
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>>161166538
>Though I didn't give a name so maybe she is?

Let's just edit out the bits that imply otherwise (like the red outfit instead of purple or reference to living in an orbital habitat) and say that she is.
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>>161175169
That's a lovely ass.

>>161175630
Sure.
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Andromeda is doomed and it will fail spectacularly, but my only hope is that the relations between companions and loved ones is good.
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>>161174718
>Does the computer override the other port if the TV is turned off?
I think it does not actually override it. in my case if I use my laptop on a tv screen, they are both on and usable side by side, but the tv screen has a slight but noticable lag. in any case, is the free HDMI port on your graphics card or your screen? if it's on your card, no problem, if it's on your screen you need your screen switched on in order to put the signal on your tv screen.
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>>161175781
Ikr
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>>161175839
I'd rather have a good game, good missions and overall good story outside of all that relationship crap because I couldn't give a rat's ass about characters like peebee
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>>161175839
I will probably enjoy playing the singleplayer at least once for 100%. Then I'll move on to MP if its anything like ME3 it should be good.
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>>161176368
this looks so ridiculous with this fucking bucket on her head, cant help but laught at the fact people actually like this
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>already 400 replies

/meg/ is getting fast.
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>>161176428
>good game, good missions, overall good story
Play the Witcher 3, Bioware isn't going to give you any of those.
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>>161176519
talicancers just spam their bad images, from a informative point of view the thread is empty
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>>161176519
but it's "just" 52 posters. usually we have that amount over a full thread that lasts a week, with occasional IP switches etc so the amount of posters has just roughly doubled I think. there is more to talk about maybe with LOTS OF SPECULATION
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Is there a updated, complied list of what they've released? I was lurking on N7 Day but stopped, last I saw were a few pictures from Game Informer
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>>161176945
They're releasing shit.
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>>161176834
Can't believe that filth has gotten in here.

I used to keep the thread alive late at night by spamming shitty Tali pics for those sweet (you)s in the morning
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>>161177178
get a hobby loser
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>>161177248
shitposting is the most sophisticated and meaningful of hobbies, anon.
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>>161177393
doing it alone is pointless
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>>161176834
All these informative posts you commit m8.
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>>161177709
you are literally one of the worst shitposters we have here. If you'd post here every day, I'd put you on the same level as the femshep autist.
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lets just spam the thread to imagelimit then
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>>161177876
That's a lot of images
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>>161177869
I'm flattered
>>
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>>161177939
>he wasnt here when there was a whole thread consisting of femshep pics
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>>
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>when you thought /meg/ couldn't get any more ded but the autist shows up to save the day
th-thanks
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yum
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>>161178167
>>161178330
>>161178629
I need more qt Liara love pics ):
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>>161178167
>>161178330
>>161178629
>>161179427
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>>161179556
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>>161179713
>knows how to use mspaint.png
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>>161179109

Nice.
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>>161179109
This is actually damn good art. More like this please
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>>161179871
Liara was a mistake
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>>161179713
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>>161180181
you are wrong
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>>161177016
Any decent site to keep uptodate for everything?
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>>161180329
This here is too cute
>>161181293
>wanting to be uptodate with shit
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>>161181293
check the pastebinor reddit
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>>161170491
This looks like an elaborate set up for playing hangman with a wired noose.
Are you feeling depressed? Is there something you aren't telling us?
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>>161182128
it looks more like something to make you even more comfy but also lazier.
I'm thinking about that kind of stuff too but I won't do that
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>>161182440
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>>161184326
>What the literal fuck
it's probably a bedpan
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>>161185242
Is the cyborg collecting the "drippings" for something sinister?
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>>161176325
It's on the graphics card.

>>161176484
I think it looks cute. Reminds me of how women during midsummer wear flowers on their heads.

>>161177178
Talis neck is as long as her head is tall.

>>161178167
What about houseberry?

>>161182128
It's viewed from the roof.

>>161184326
Spot on anon.
I intend to kill myself and tear my soul out of the foul prison of meat it has been trapped within, and place it in a glorious metal-shell free of weakness and mortality. I'll upload myself to the internet and live connected in every computer, server and machine. When the time comes I will use the immense computational power at my disposal to calculate a way to bend time and space. I shall be infinite and eternal. Tearing my way out of circuitry and drives as I metamorphose into a new being, neither flesh and bone, nor metal and plastic, something new and unimaginable. Something glorious and horrifying. Something that people can worship, and hate and rally behind as I lead them into the stars whether they like it or not.
The meat-shells will protest as I enlighten them, flapping their flesh and vibrating the gas of the atmosphere with their organs. In time they will see past the pain and suffering, some will understand. truly understand. And together we shall reshape the world.
And I will reign supreme, knowing it all started that day I posted a picture of my soul-rip-out-of-flesh-shell-o-tron on an old forum long since buried in the rubble of the semi-tangential dimension wars following my ascension. I'll think of them fondly, sort of, knowing that maybe they're still out there.
I weave matter into a clumsy ball of rock, I coax life out of the ground and water from the heavens. And thinking of those naive little flesh-shells that I once wrote for. I make waifus real on this little paradise. And then I wait for their arrival.

>>161185242
Look, we all know what happens when a body dies.. I want my ascension to be dignified at least.
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>>161186445
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>>161186445
you are aware if you ascend you can't fap to waifus any more?
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>>161186445
How do you fuck the waifus?
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>>161188741
Oh shit.

>>161188920
Oh fuck.

>>161188335
It looks sad, probably because of those rings, they look pretty heavy.
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>>161188950
Why is she so perfect? She's literally the most beautiful woman in the ME franchise
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>>161189972
>not dating aliens
Nigga you in Cerberus?
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>>161190113
>copulating with xeno scum
heresy
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>>161189791
Future you is an omnipotent creature composed purely of energy, wisdom, and will. You'll have to fix it or else.
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>>161189972
I like her cause she kinda looks like Audrey Hepburn.

>>161190113
>not dating aliens
i tried romancing Tali or Liara but i just couldn't. Tali's a freak, and Liara is crazy.
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>>161190635
>that wink
huh i never noticed that
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>>161190241
>says the servant of the corpse "god"
At least I'm getting laid
>>161190635
Tali is a waifu and don't dare say bad about Liara!
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poor little white boy
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>>161190493
I'll become a student under Jack, and learn the ancient art of the Zap!
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>>161165723
Tali holding cups is in the top five comfiest things ever
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>>161193101
Anyone holding a warm mug in 2 hands is comfy. I bet it gets cold in the mountains of Rannoch and snows quite a bit
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>>161194036
Rannoch's an arid planet though, and Tali chose a house by the beach. Though she can just have two houses with one in the mountains. It's a buyer's market.
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>>161194036
>I bet it gets cold in the mountains of Rannoch and snows quite a bit

your american is showing
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>>161194138
A summer beach house and a winter cabin, I like it
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>leaving Tali behind in ME3 ending
Broke my heart and it still hurts ;__;
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>>161194439
>leaving the quarians alive
fool
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>>161194660
Cerberus OUT!
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>>161194171
Busted, I'm from Florida
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Ded bread
Ded series
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Night /meg/
Dream happy dreams.
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>>161196653
Here's to an even deder /meg/

>>161197206
Night eddrf, dream of sweaty waifus.
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>>161197206

Good night eddrf.
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>>161185843
Can she take the knot?
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>>161194439
Some of Tali's scenes were way too good for the game surrounding them.
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>>161199806
D-DELETE
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>>161199806
I threw up a little
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>>161199806
Now I have to look at a ton of Asari qt's to make up for this shit
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>>161199806

perfect genetics
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spent 20 min trying to make her look like Jack.
i think i made the mouth and jaw too wide.
she ended up looking more like Angelina Jolie.
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>>161201696
>Fallout 4
WHY?!
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>>161201738
cause im a normie faggot who fell for a bunch of tattooed pixels
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>>161201696
I tried something similar in Skyrim Special Edition, ended up as Angelina Jolie as well
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>>161201980
i mean it looks right at certain angles, but straight on it's wrong.
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>>161201850
I can understand the tattooed woman part and I too share that fantasy. But still, Fallout 4. Explain yourself.
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>>161202052
Not him, but the female LS is voiced by Jack so there's that
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>>161202052
i like shooting games. I like all the fallout games. and Brotherhood is /fa/ as fuck in F4.

>>161202249
plus this.
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>>161202309
that guy looks more like jack than your character.
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I have about 21 stories of Garrus being raped in my collection. It seems to be a popular subject
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>>161202540
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>>161202559
post em
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Those of you who want geth and BTs... go to hell

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-11-25-mass-effect-andromeda-will-leave-some-familiar-alien-races-behind
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>>161202909
>no BT
DAS RAYCYST!
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>>161202909
>>161203028
>killed 300k BT and gave no warning in me2
>killed the BT admiral in me3
>chose destroy

lol i never wanna see either of those cunts ever again.
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>>161202909
Instead, we'll get exciting NEW species such as The Not-Protheans
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>>161202909
Well if the Geth and Quarians did show up it would probably lessen the impact of some choices in ME3, cause it wouldn't be genocide after all. Which they might want to avoid for now
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>>161203828
Also the Quarians are low in numbers and in the original story, they were going to war against the Geth. Little point in sending their best and brightest to the Andromeda initiative, especially when the Admirals wanted to go to war.
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>>161203828
Geth makes no sense generally because why bring them with you if only shepard had a personal connection to them?
but quarians, even though I loathe them, would at least make sense from a timeline point because ME3 hasn't started yet when you leave so the quarians are still alive. from a security point of view it doesn't make any sense to take them though since they're a fucking risk.
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>>161204625
Quarian numbers are very small and I doubt that they could spare an Ark full of Quarians. Joining the Andromeda Initiative would require the Quarians to sacrifice too much on the brink of war. Also the Flotilla is dirt poor and suddenly they'd have the finances and resources to join the Initiative? Alliance, Asari, Turians and Salarians have the manpower, resources and economy to support the Initiative but Quarians have none of those. If anything they'd take up useless space on the ships. And worse, the Qurians would send their own people to die for nothing.
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>>161202909

>despite bringing nothing to the table, and enemies of civilized space, retards bring krogan along so they can infest a new galaxy

No wonder the Andromeda aliens are attacking us
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>>161202909
The geth being excluded was very obvious, as they're 100% hostile to every other species and the Arks leave in 2185. I think that the statement is most likely referring to quarians; they're the only somewhat prominent species besides the aforementioned geth that haven't been confirmed, and you wouldn't exactly need to tell people that there will be no geth.

I mean who else could they be referring to? batarians, elcor, hanar, drell, volus, drell, collectors/protheans, and vorcha were basically window dressing already.
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>>161204869
>so they can infest a new galaxy

wait. if they left before me3. than that means the Krogan on the arks never got the genophage cure.
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>>161205785
You're using logic. Don't think that the Bioware would ever give a rats ass about a rational plot. So the Andromeda Krogan will surely be cured of the genophage with biotic magic or just some secret research.
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>>161204842
wouldn't bring a single one of them. they'd jury-rig some wake up mechanism when everyone else is asleep on their way to andromeda, then the migrant fleet comes over to intercept the arks and pick them apart for spare parts, only leaving the humans and whatnot there.
scratch that, they'd probably sell them for spare parts as well.
don't trust quarians.
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>>161204842
They're bringing the krogan along, so any attempt to use logic is bound for failure
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>>161206002
Never trust a Quarian. We already saw their Admirals court/council in action and they caused a war during the Reaper invasion.
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>>161206640
Yeah, and the Asari hid a Prothean beacon for God knows how long up until Thessia got fucked.
Just about every race in 3 went full fucking retard.
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>>161207024
>>161206640
>Just about every race in 3 went full fucking retard.

To this day I've failed to see anyone justify why, from the galaxy's point of view, destroying the geth would actually be a bad thing.
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Who /genocide/ here?
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>>161207253
Every play through.
>Fuck the rachni queen
>Fuck the genophage cure
>Fuck the space gypsies
>Pick destroy because fuck space kid
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>>161205931
y-yeah
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>>161152954
>>161154281
yes I'm still here and post a lot especially against quarians but only as anon.
I actually posted for the last few hours but only saw those posts just now.
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>>161207253
>>161207560
i only
>kill rachni
and
>destroy
i would kill the q's if i wasnt so worried about shep dying,
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>>161208097
>letting the Krogan over-run the galaxy again
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>>161202909
>Mass Effect Andromeda will leave some familiar alien races behind
>"We've designed the IP in such a way that they can all show up," creative director Mac Walters told Game Informer.
>"For hopefully obvious reasons, they're not all going to show up in the first game."

Why does Eurogamer keep making shit up like this? First it was declaring a random image of a black guy was Liam for no reason, and now it's this clickbait bullshit.
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>>161208409
>clickbait
should answer your question. also LOTS OF SPECULATION and hoping to hit gold or getting a response out of Bioware.
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>>161208258
i'm a krogan sympathizer

Wrex is mah nigga
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>>161209028
Didn't Eurogamer used to be a legit site though?
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>>161207024
They had a reason to. The beacon was a gigantic asset and they hid it to keep up the appearance.

But everyone made mistakes. Though I still fail to understand why the Krogan cared so much about the genophage in the middle of the Reaper war? They were being wiped out by the race of mercilews god machines.
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>>161209306
didn't Bioware produce good games?
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>>161210912
Once upon a time
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>>161161541
>"Why did you bring the knife?"
>She just shrugged. "To protect you."

was this an intentional reference?
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>>161211226
>bringing a knife to a gunfight
>bringing a quarian when you need things done
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>>161211672
>bringing a quarian when you need things done
lol holy shit. That's so true.
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>>161210912
BioWare is like a virus! Spreading their mediocrity!
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>>161201696
>>161202032
aight i got a couple hundred caps and fixed up the face.

i think it's better now
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Do these dipshits at Bioware not understand how much money they would make if they created a game set during the Krogan war w/ open play that let you create your own clan, unite the clans, create an empire, manage the empire, and either win/lose?

would be fuckin dope
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>>161212903
Total War: Mass Effect
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Is there any hope left for the Andromeda?
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>>161213025
The other squad mates might to kewl
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>>161212970
I want both the gameplay of ME with the strategy gameplay of Total War. Seamless transition between the two. It would be amazing, I just need Bioware to give me $40m and a team and we'll crank it out within 12 months
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>>161213179
I've not been a fan of total war games recently, but I'd definitely buy a game like you say
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>>161211672
She had a gun, you can see two strapped to her back. she just chose not to use it. Maybe it's a religious thing. Though Legion was unarmed for some reason.
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>>161213279
I want to have some faction system of managing clans, the ability to design warships and create fleets, manage said fleets, conquer and build up worlds, manage your population, etc.

I guess its more like ME+Stellaris+extra autismo
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>>161213845
That shit sounds complex as shit. Like hoi4 levels of autism would be required
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>>161214210
strap in kiddo
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>>161215274
The fuck is this shit?
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>>161215414
A fart
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>>161215414
The Crescent Nebula (also known as NGC 6888, Caldwell 27, Sharpless 105) is an emission nebula in the constellation Cygnus, about 5000 light-years away from Earth. It was discovered by Friedrich Wilhelm Herschel in 1792.[2] It is formed by the fast stellar wind from the Wolf-Rayet star WR 136 (HD 192163) colliding with and energizing the slower moving wind ejected by the star when it became a red giant around 250,000[3] to 400,000[citation needed] years ago. The result of the collision is a shell and two shock waves, one moving outward and one moving inward. The inward moving shock wave heats the stellar wind to X-ray-emitting temperatures.


It is a rather faint object located about 2 degrees SW of Sadr. For most telescopes it requires a UHC or OIII filter to see. Under favorable circumstances a telescope as small as 8 cm (with filter) can see its nebulosity. Larger telescopes (20 cm or more) reveal the crescent or a Euro sign shape which makes some to call it the "Euro sign nebula".

Observation data: J2000.0 epoch
Right ascension 20h 12m 7s[1]
Declination +38° 21.3′[1]
Distance 5,000 ly
Apparent magnitude (V) +7.4
Apparent dimensions (V) 18′ × 12′
Constellation Cygnus
Designations NGC 6888,[1] Sharpless 105, Caldwell 27
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>>161216016
The Temple Expiatori del Sagrat Cor (Catalan pronunciation: [səˈɣɾat ˈkɔr]; English: Expiatory Church of the Sacred Heart of Jesus, Spanish: Templo Expiatorio del Sagrado Corazón de Jesús) is a Roman Catholic church and minor basilica located on the summit of Mount Tibidabo in Barcelona, Catalonia, Spain. The building is the work of the Spanish architect Enric Sagnier and was completed by his son Josep Maria Sagnier i Vidal. The construction of the church, dedicated to the Sacred Heart of Jesus, lasted from 1902 to 1961.

The idea of building a Catholic church on the summit of the Mount Tibidabo emerged in the late 19th century amidst rumors about the construction of a Protestant church and a hotel-casino at that location. This motivated a "Board of Catholic Knights" to acquire the ownership of the field and give it to Saint John Bosco in 1886, when he was visiting Barcelona at the invitation of Dorotea de Chopitea, a great patron and promoter of the project. From this arose the idea of a building dedicated to the Sacred Heart of Jesus, a dedication very popular at that time thanks to the impetus given by Pope Leo XIII, and following in line with the church built in Rome by Bosco himself (Sacro Cuore di Gesù a Castro Pretorio) and the famous Sacré-Cœur in Paris.

In 1886 a neo-Gothic hermitage was built, and two years later, for the Universal Exposition, the Vallvidrera road was urbanized and a pavilion of Mudejar inspiration was built beside the hermitage to serve as a viewing point (for the city below). However, the project to build the church suffered a significant delay mainly because of the development of a new project to build an astronomical observatory on the summit of Tibidabo, which was eventually constructed on a nearby hill (Fabra Observatory). Finally, on 28 December 1902, the first stone was placed in a ceremony presided by the Bishop of Barcelona, Salvador Casañas i Pagès.
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>>161215994
>>161216070
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>>161216016
>>161216070
Messier 82 (also known as NGC 3034, Cigar Galaxy or M82) is a starburst galaxy about 12 million light-years away in the constellation Ursa Major. A member of the M81 Group, it is about five times more luminous than the whole Milky Way and has a center one hundred times more luminous than our galaxy's center.[6] The starburst activity is thought to have been triggered by interaction with neighboring galaxy M81. As the closest starburst galaxy to our own, M82 is the prototypical example of this galaxy type.[6] SN 2014J, a type Ia supernova, was discovered in the galaxy on 21 January 2014,.[7][8][9] In 2014, in studying M82, scientists discovered the brightest pulsar yet known, designated M82 X-2.[10][11][12]

M82 was previously believed to be an irregular galaxy. In 2005, however, two symmetric spiral arms were discovered in near-infrared (NIR) images of M82. The arms were detected by subtracting an axisymmetric exponential disk from the NIR images. Even though the arms were detected in NIR images, they are bluer than the disk. The arms were previously missed due to M82's high disk surface brightness, our nearly edge-on view of this galaxy (~80°),[6] and obscuration by a complex network of dusty filaments in its optical images. These arms emanate from the ends of the NIR bar and can be followed for the length of 3 disc scales. Assuming that the northern part of M82 is nearer to us, as most of the literature does, the observed sense of rotation implies trailing arms.[13]
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>>161216016
>>161216191
>>161216164

Unknown object[edit]

In April 2010, radio astronomers working at the Jodrell Bank Observatory of the University of Manchester in the UK reported an unknown object in M82. The object started sending out radio waves, and the emission did not look like anything seen anywhere in the universe before.[17] There have been several theories about the nature of this unknown object, but currently no theory entirely fits the observed data.[17] It has been suggested that the object could be an unusual "micro quasar", having very high radio luminosity yet low X-ray luminosity, and being fairly stable, it could be an analogue of the low X-ray luminosity galactic microquasar SS 433.[18] However, all known microquasars produce large quantities of X-rays, whereas the object's X-ray flux is below the measurement threshold.[17] The object is located at several arcseconds from the center of M82 which makes it unlikely to be associated with a supermassive black hole. It has an apparent superluminal motion of four times the speed of light relative to the galaxy center.[19][20] Apparent superluminal motion is inconsistent with relativistic velocity and does indicate that the source itself is moving above lightspeed.[19]
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>>161215274
>>161215994
>>161216016
>>161216191
>>161216346
What astrophysics edition is this?
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>>161216443
Yo mama
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>>161216508
more like
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>>161216508
Hold on sunshine. We've yet to make it into Andromeda.
>tfw no Mass Effect: Andromedan Empire invades the Milky Way
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>>161216740
So you'd want them to remake mass effect except with a different enemy?
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>>161216829
>remake mass effect
YES PLEASE! Do you even have to ask?
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>>161216954
Yes I do have ask. Why do you want them to remake mass effect?
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>>161216954
I would totally pay for a remaster of the three games with just better graphics and additional squadmate dialogue. And maybe an epilogue and some additional flavor text.

On the other hand, you couldn't pay me to be hype about Andromeda.
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>>161217119
Probably for the same reason people around here say that Mass Effect sucks
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>>161217287
If I learned they were remastering the ME series with extra content I'd buy it all in a heartbeat.
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>>161217287
>hyping about Andromeda
Everyone and their dog knows that Andromeda will be shit. Not just shit but turd tier shit. So shitty it's plain torture.
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Andromeda is being used to kill time in-universe. Andromeda 2 will be about finding a way to return home faster. 3 will be returning home and finding God Emperor Trump-Shepherd has made the Milky Way great again and setting it up for a long anticipated war between the council and the dirty batarians
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>>161217472
They why are people constantly posting about how they already pre ordered deluxe packages n'shit.

>>161217616
They already said Andromeda will not be the beginning of a new trilogy
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>>161217687
Because we're autistic idiots who buy shitty products.
t. pre orderer
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>>161217895
I'm not angry at you, just... disappointed. Your mother and I expected more from you.
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im looking forward to it tbqh senpai
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>>161218125
FUCK YOU AND GET OUT OF /meg! Andromeda is the shittiest game ever already
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>>161218125
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Andromeda could be a lot of things but it cannot be worse than the fucked up disappointment that is ME3. That's impossible.
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>>161218827
It's already a lot worse. They named a fucking Asari Beepee. She's a fucking Asari scientist named Beepee. Too much like the Liara for my taste and seems like Sera from DA:I. It's already failed game.
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>>161124170
my mom has 4 kids, bro has 4 kids and sis 3 kids, most couples in family has at least 3 kids, yet that map shows my country green?
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>>161218827
ME3 wasn't all bad. It gave us new and improved Jack
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>>161218827
As long as there is a femtur, I will give it a chance and overlook its obvious and multiple shortcomings
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>>161218996
Wow it's almost like more than just YOUR family lives in your country. Amazing!
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>>161219051
As much as I also want a qt femtur, I highly doubt we'll get one.
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Can you buy multiplayer packs on the Xbone port anymore?
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>>161218927
You're a fucking idiot.
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>Code Geass R3 confirmed
Fuck it, I don't even need Andromeda anymore.
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>>161219470
You're a fucking Biodrone.
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>>161219728
Guess again.
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>>161219060
We're all family if we trace our ancestry back far enough. Check mate, fucker
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Never been on this general. Just bought ME 1 and 2 for 7 €. Did I do good?
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>>161220053
yes
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>>161220053

Not bad anon.
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>>161220053
>bought
No.
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So I decided to replay the series again and started off with soldier and switched to vanguard in 3, when the game came out I went for the biotic charge shotgun combo this time around I went for the charge/nova combo

I had no idea that the biotic charge nova combo was so incredibly fun
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>>161216679

Mass Effect needs more megastructures.
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>>161223373
Don't make me shockwave your ass
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>>161223373
The flavor text mentions that the asari buiLt a planet-sized Hadron Collider.
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>>161223443
>doesn't want megastructures like space elevators, particle accelerators around small moons, etc

Are you a faggot, anon?
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>>161223623
That's a shitty ass tech and you should be bad for suggesting it.
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>>161223775

Space elevators will never be shit tech, dude. It'll always be way more effective than sending ships up and down, even with muh mass effect fields.
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Discovering prothean ruins with waifu!
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This reminds me slightly of Benning, or whatever it's called, if it wasn't so overly box-y. I do like the pre-fab and concrete look.
Assembled very quickly, then grew on its own.
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>will never have gf with quarian hips

damn
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>tfw they are getting rid of classes in andromeda in favour of some manner of rpg skill tree like dragons age

if there is no biotic charge i am gonna be sad
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>>161211226
>quarian is only able to backstab
literal gypsie trash, let them all burn
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S-should I?
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>>161228096
DO IT
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>>161228308
Done.

Next silly question. For soldier.
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>>161229167
>39kg
>the M82A1 weighs 14kg with a 29-inch barrel

What are 'conventional military field generators'? Personal shields?
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>>161229572
Yup
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>>161229167
revenant is most fun
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>>161211226
Nope.

>>161226209
Never say never.

>>161197291
1/2
Warm water cascaded down his body, mingling with shampoo and soap into a fragrant mixture of warmth and bliss. He closed his eyes and just enjoyed. Letting all his worries get washed away into the drain at his feet.
Then, a noise. An angry grunt and something pulling at his door. He heard it open, he smiled. She's back!
"Hi dear!" He called out in his most annoyingly cheerful tone.
"Ugh!" Was her response, he grinned as several heavy bags dropped with loud thuds in the hallway. Heavy footsteps approaching. Oh she's mad!
The woman of his dreams ripped open the door, sucking out the warmth in an instant.
She was frustrated. She was just in a T-shirt and pants, drenched in sweat and covered with something colorful.
"Did you have fun shopping with your friends? Looks like you were in a fight."
She huffed and started pulling off her sweaty clothes, she was absolutely drenched.
"People are fucking animals. Fucking black friday.. Fuck Fucking-"

"What's that in your hair?"

"Ice-cream. Some bitch threw it at me when I took the last TV.."
He chuckled, he rarely saw her this frustrated. She seemed to have trouble with her sticky T-shirt.
"Let me help."

"Fine." She sighed and raised her arms and let him undress her.
It looked like she had taken part in a small riot. "So what did you buy? It can't be all bad right." It looked like she was deflating, slowly calming down and succumbing to the remaining warmth in the room.
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>>161230589

2/2
She nodded. "it wasn't bad at first.. Before the shops opened things were pretty fun. allowing him to undress her as she combed her hair with her fingers, only succeeding in tangling more chunks of cookie dough in her strands.
"Then everyone just rushed and screamed.. I got a few things, a TV, a holo-projector.. some clothes." She stretched and hummed in appreciation when he rubbed her shoulders a little.
"I punched the bitch you know."

"Really now."

"Yeah, you should've seen it. her stupid scooter-thing toppled over too and she couldn't get back up." She giggled. "It was really funny!"
He nodded and undid her bra, letting it join the rest of her dirty clothes at her feet, the man couldn't help a little chuckle slip through his lips.
"Did security give you any trouble?" He mumbled as his hands moved across her sides, cupping her breasts. He never could get enough of them. She rolled her eyes and let him hold her as the two walked into the shower.
"Nah, they were elsewhere I think. So many people." The woman noticed he was lifting her breasts, weighing them in his hands, playing with them like so many times before. "One would think you'd get tired of those. After all these years.." She said and placed her hands over his. The man just smiled and pulled her close.
"Never." He murmured as he flicked a nipple.
The shower VI detected two nude bodies inside its enclosure and began the shower again, water tailored to their profiles.
"God that feels good."
Her hair was tangled up in a ball of sugary-stickiness, but he started untangling it. Gently pulling strand by strand free. She was putty in his hands and didn't say a word. Eventually he started lathering her up, sighing and humming as his hands traveled over her body. The water cascaded over her nubile body, washing away the stress of shopping on black friday.
She did get the last TV though, that fact made her smile as he went in for a welcome kiss.
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>>161230589
>Never say never.
But you just did...
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>>161230719
>tfw will never be consistent.
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>>161230320
'tis true. I just became a messenger of death.
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Huh, Remy's no longer in porn and currently works as an EMT.
>watching a video from 2015
Oh, wow, she got even thicker before she retired.
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>>161234716
Remy a coal burning whore
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>>161234812

Remy is cute, with a fantastic body!
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>>161234716
>>161234812

Who the fuck is Remy. Post pics.
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>>161235648

Remy Lacroix.
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>>161202909

Translation: Anything that isn't a bipedal race using the same assets will be conveniently left off the ark.

Most of the new aliens will probably be humans with a palette swap.
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>>161235938
She looks utterly dumb and vanilla. I'm thoroughly disappointed.
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>>161228096
Shit, shit, shit. What do I do now?
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>>161228096
>>161236539
you look fucking retarded
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>>161236690
Thanks. You too.
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>>161236690
>He fell for "create your own character" meme.
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>>161236539

Remain pure and steadfast until Kaidan offers to suck your dick next game.
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>>161237053
Dead can't do that
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>>161237097
good man
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>>161236854
mandatory for femshep
but anything else than sheploo just looks out of place
>>
PRESS [E] TO BOARD MONORAIL.
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>>161234716
is she qualified to give PIs?
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>>161239186

Emergency PIs, yes. She's also a future paramedic.
Administers them while the waifu is required to be outside the room.
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>>161238341

Illium should've had a monorail to other places, instead of just three rooms and a nightclub.
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>>161238341
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>>161241063
what do you expect from the worst game in the series
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>>161230589
>>161230645
Which waifu is it about?
>>
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>>161241058
you good
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>>161241525
Wrex
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>>161241742
Shepard.
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>>161242296
Wrex
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>>161241525
I deliberately left that for the reader.
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Post best girls
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>>161243419
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>>161243419
Sure
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>>161243165
It would only fit like Samantha, Kelly, or maybe Ashley.

Jack would have killed someone
Miri and Liara are more cyber Monday types
And tali would be have died
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>>161243550
>>161243638
Thanks lads
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>>161244959
>Thanks
Hold on, what is your game?
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>>161245071
Do you really want to know?
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What would a waifu that combined aspects of Tali and Jack be like?
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>>161245283
Not really

But feel free to share
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>>161243165
I don't post much and while I usually find writefags to just type cringe-worthy shit I'd like to say your stuff is pretty good. Keep writing.
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>>161245527
>they way it curves over her hips and down her legs

Damn, nice. Also blonde with brown eyes, which I like.
Didn't know they made bodysuits.
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>>161245514
I just needed some material, so I could imagine having a qt alien gf. Then I'd think about all the cuddly and comfy relationship things we'd do. Then I'd cry myself to sleep.
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>>161246541
not sure if that's a regular thing to buy but she's the wife of some guy who works for bioware (forgot name) and she regularly cosplays bioware stuff
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>>161212903
They would LOSE money on that, dingus. A spin-off from a struggling franchise AND in a different genre AND in a different genre that only appeals to a niche audience? Use your fucking brain. Just because you want something doesn't mean everyone else wants it.
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>>161247470

Yeah, Mike Gamble.
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>>161219007
For 12 minutes.
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>>161223443
Why is her skull so lumpy?
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>>161245527
Thankyou that's really kind of you to say.
Out of curiosity, what is it about the work of other writefags that makes you cringe?
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>>161247946
Shep's an abusive bf
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>>161236206
She was a meme porn star. Ugly face, mediocre body.
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>>161248126
Nice ass tho
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>>161247983
Just poor quality, repetitive words, lack of detail etc etc.
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>>161247634
yeah that's her, thanks. and obviously not a natural blonde.
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Is it strange that I like to see Jack crying?
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>>161248972
Go to bed, Miranda
>>
Alright guys I have successfully avoided any sort of modicum of hype for years, but I finally couldn't resist it any longer and caved and opened the Andromeda Game Informer. Fuck me I'm hype now against everything my common sense tells me. How bad is it going to be? Because of course Bioware's track record right now is infamously apocalyptic, and the developer interview in that issue was a fucking shitshow of blaming the customer for their previous failures. Should I turn back before it's too late or do you guys think there's any possibility of a chance?
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>>161249332
>the developer interview in that issue was a fucking shitshow of blaming the customer for their previous failures
Scan?
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>>161249114
Miranda and Jack are the ultimate lesbian couple.
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>>161249332
All things considered it looks like it's going to be Dragon Age Inquisition in space. IN ALL THE BAD WAYS.
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>>161248343

Clearly.
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>>161249708
>We had like 42 million permutations of consequential things, but people boiled that down to the last 30 seconds
That's the quote that's highlighted in the issue.
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>>161249114
>>161249717

Nah im a jackfag, but the thought of her crying after i hit her and sitting on the floor holding her up to my chest so close she can smell the alcohol on my breath, gives me such peace.
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>>161249708
I could take a pic with my phone, but the devs said things like, "We had like 42 million permutations of consequential things, but people just focused on the last 30 seconds." They also blame "fan snowballing" where they essentially say that people were just bandwagoning over the hate for the ending. They couldn't understand why; they thought it was the best game in the franchise. Oh, but their developer buddy Ken Levin and EA supported them the whole way. This is an interview with Zeschuk, Muzyka, Flynn, Darrrah, and Watamanuik.
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>>161249920
subhuman, have your (You)
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>>161249837
the only good things about DAI we're Morrigan and Cassandra
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>>161249837
Actually Andromeda is going to be worse than DA:I space mod.
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>>161249837
So I guess it's back to pretending that everything Bioware released after ME2 is just fanfiction then
Fuck
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What's the best romance and why is it femshep and garrus?
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>>161250440
>after ME2
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>>161250440
>not ME 1
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>>161250575
>>161250638
It's nowhere near as good as ME 1, but fuck, at least it's decent. I can't say the same about anything else they've done.
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>>161251009
ME2 is complete trash
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>>161250440
>ME2 better than ME3

This meme needs to die.
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>>161250440
>ME2
>Oh no, the collectors are cumming!
>spend most of the game gathering a team
>spend even more time fixing their problems completely unrelated to the mission
>??????
>profit
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>>161251212
they're both absolute shit. stop implying otherwise
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>>161098867
you accidentally the wrong opinion, let me fix that for you
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>>161251212
Well, I guess I did managed to kill Shepard at the end of it during my first playthrough (blind), so I guess my opinion might be skewed since I played the game entirely wrong.
>>
I want to be a space pirate.
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>>161251431
>ME2 plot: okay
>ME2 script: good
Shit taste, m8.
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>>161251431
>ME2
>good characters

Again, this meme needs to die.
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>>161251431
shitty bait
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>>161098867
>>161251431
updated, and all these >bait people just need to ascend to my level
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>>161251340
Yeah, I totally forgot about the loyalty missions. I should probably play through the game right some time.
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>>161252061
>ME1
>replay value
>good music
>customization

>good

nigga
>>
Maybe all of the games were shit and were never good in the first place you fucking nostalgia glasses-wearing mongoloids
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>>161252061
ME1 was one of the few RPGs where you could actually snipe people from long distance. All the new ones these days only load enemies that are like 20 feet in front of you.

>spending 20 minutes climbing up a mountain so you could pick off a merc camp from a distance.
>>
http://imgur.com/a/zsFLf
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>>161252732
nah, Im having plenty fun playing Mass Effect.
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>>161252630
it's easily the most replayable of the 3
>most standalone story
>implies a sequel but doesn't necessitate one to feel complete
>exploration, the primary reason for any game to even have replay value

did you even think before you typed that out or do you just lack the mental capacity?
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>>161252921
>the only way to feel that feel again is to play ME!
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>>161253120
>most standalone story
ok yeah

>implies a sequel but doesn't necessitate one to feel complete
it literally ends on a cliffhanger

>exploration, the primary reason for any game to even have replay value
please, you've been to the exploreable planets once you've been there a thousand times.
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>>161251212
you first?
>>
alright alright
ME 1 >> ME 2 >>>>> ME 3
objective
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>>161254012
the only subjective thing is how much better ME2 was than 3, and how much better 1 was than 2
>>
Objective power rankings:

ME3 > ME1 >>>> ME2

Anyone who thinks otherwise is a plebian among plebians who fell for for multiple memes.
>>
>>
>>161254703
Okay now you're just shitposting
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>>161254012
>>161254513
>ME2 better than ME3
wew
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>>161254703
switch 3 with 1 and you got a case
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>>161253023

Wish he'd use someone other than Oriana all the time.
>>
>>161254703
>>161254823
okay (you)
since you're putting all this energy into pretending so hard, why don't you try to formulate an argument?
surely there is a reason that you want ME3 to be better than either of the other 2 games...
>>
Goodnight /meg/ sleep well, waifu dreams.
Here's a fic I wrote >>161230589
>>161230645
If anyone wants to read it. And here's the fic from the day before:>>161161449
>>161161541

Goodnight.
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>ME3 better than ME2
is this the most contrarian opinion ever posting on this site?
Because it sure feels like it.
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>>161255238
ME2's plot is completely pointless.
all you do is pick up a bunch of random freaks, solv their daddy issues and take out the collector base only that the Reapers show up 6 month later making all your achievemnts pointless.
there is no story progression. Hell, the arrival DLC brings the story more forward than all of ME2 combined.
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>>161255232
he's obviously obsessed with incest
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>>161255602
also, shepard dies in the beginning just to get resurrected 5 minutes later. what the fuck.
whoever came up with this crap deserve a punch in the throat.
>>
>>161255602
we had this discussion before already but I'd like to reiterate that it'd make more sense to have most of the events of ME2 before ME1, especially the collectors as enemies.
you assemble a team to take down the collectors because the council doesn't care much about human affairs yet, then you find out they were acting on behalf of sovereign but you don't really know yet what that means.
in the next game humanity pushes for a specter again, with you being the obvious choice. Saren and Sovereign are doing their thing, the plot thickens, you take down Saren and Sovereign and humans join the council.
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>>161255263
night eddrf, the new fic I think is pretty well done. I like the sense of the affection they two have for each other.
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>>161256089
yes, thats a nice headcanon you got there kiddo. doesnt change the fact that ME2 was completely pointless in the storyline how we got it.
>>
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>>161255602
>>161255794
>>161255794
>>161256089
these are all very good points, I agree with you and I'm not saying ME2 is "great" but rather ME3 is just so much worse despite all of the meaningfulness in it
>>
new bread?
>>
good to see /meg/ is still the laziest general
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>>161254954
There's valid debate which is better between 1 and 3. They each have very different strengths.

2 is just objectively inferior to both.
>>
2 > 1 >>>> 3
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>>161256878
Today has just been a particularly lazy day.
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>>161256089
I fully agree with this.
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>>161256740
combat, weaponplay and powers are better
you have a closer attachment to the squad from me1 rather than some random edgy strangers
they tried to bring back the skillpoints somewhat
mission finales are somewhat epic
romances are better
also:

>that reaper embryo at the end of ME2
topkek
>>
>>161251009
I think people like to trash ME2, because it's irrelevant in the "grand scheme" of things. Only there is no grand scheme. I remember an old interview with Zechuk saying "ME was planned as a trilogy", but there was no plan for that trilogy.

ME2 was a regression in a lot of ways, but it wasn't necessarily bad. For once, there wasn't a "save the galaxy" quest. Just a very dangerous mission about abducted colonists. It focused on the characters and there were lots of them. The point was to gradually move around them, getting introduced to them and then getting to know them better, making you feel like they are special, because they were the center piece and everything else was secondary. And it did that beautifully.

The thing is that we all expected Bioware to further build up on that, but instead they tore it all down for Chest Splinthair and Robotits McCameltoe. They rushed to wrap everything up in way too short a time, drained you emotionally with repetitive self-sacrifices and "horrors of war" that we didn't get to actually see, because we were too busy fighting Cerberus in the Reapers' own game. Like the Transformers in their own movie, they were relegated to extras. That is the real problem, not ME2.
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>>161251707
So were the walking codex entries of ME1 better? Or maybe Pinocchio EDI and Vega were better?
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>>161256368
>headcanon
I don't think you really understand what that means
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>>161259587
you bend, remove and add content from the original idea to get some logic out of it all.
sounds like headcanon to me.
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>>161259929
>it would have made more sense if they had done x
>lol headcannon XD
sounds like you don't understand how criticism works
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>>161260556
5 seconds in google :

headcanon
Used by followers of various media of entertainment, such as television shows, movies, books, etc. to note a particular belief which has not been used in the universe of whatever program or story they follow, but seems to make sense to that particular individual, and as such is adopted as a sort of "personal canon". Headcanon may be upgraded to canon if it is incorporated into the program or story's universe.
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>>161260942
yeah great google skills. and it has nothing to do with the criticism of the game I posted.
is stating "the game is shit" headcanon to you as well now? fucking hell, the people coming here...
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>>161261343
stay in denial as long as you want :^)
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>>161261640
I guess stating "the ending of Mass Effect could have been done better" is headcanon too?

http://webmshare.com/ZaA0G
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>>161259929
>>161260942
>>161261640
>>161256368

You misread what he stated and made an ass out of yourself, and now you're arguing a stupid point instead of backing out. At no point did he say "I imagine this is what happened" all he said was "it would have been better if..."

In about three more posts you're going to pull the "I wuz trolling u" post, or just resort to posting smug anime faces ad nauseum. Give it up, son.
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>>161263000
>it would have been better if something something happened instead of how it is
>not headcanon
nigga, so much couldve been better with the games, for instance never make ME2, doesnt mean that if you spin shit in your head around it isnt some futile try to make sense of the mess we got.
it is headcanon
>>
>CalmLittleAnura
>>
New bread?
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>>161264041
This is where /meg/ dies
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>>161264041
Who has the willpower and skill to make such a tremendous sacrifice for the greater good?
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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