/twg/ - Total War General

>>161002340
TREE
HIGH HEELS

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It is now Official. Athel Loren is radiant in its resplendence. Delicate young boys cavort for the delight of their mistresses, and the luminescence of sprites and pixies flicker through the enchanted wood. The Sisters of Twilight languorously uncurl from their embrace; panpipes flute a tune of merriment throughout the halls of the summerstrand. The diverting indignities of gorposting and Deep-Thinking Goblins are a receding memory, a windblown fragment of the season past. All Asrai make ready for frolic and improductivity; indolence is the watchword, and none can be found but are feverishly, zealously committed to inactivity.

From the Oak of Ages, the Eternal Queen watches and is warmed by the celebrations of her people. In such a festive air, Orion's rebirth cannot but be imminent; Ariel's handmaidens ceaselessly weave flowers into her hair, presenting an endless procession of styles and and aspects by which their beloved monarch might greet her consort. Those that retain a sense of time and worldly events look to his arrival; Naieth's divinations serve only to confirm what the jubilant atmosphere of the forest makes evident.

Wood Elves Confirmed.

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>>161002340
Abhorash when?

>>160990242
Sauce on pic?

>tfw high elves never

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Ching chong chin chi chong

>>161002634
damn, I never seen markings like that on jap armour. It looks good

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Thinking about getting Napoleon total war in the sale, is it any good?

>>161002412
Fuck, just realized

Reminder that Total Warhammer 40k is the "new era"

what newer era is there than 40k

Total War: Age of Sigmar when?

>>161002851
you mean NapoopaN? yeah it's good

>>161002982
Xeelee Sequence.

>>161002982
Will never happen.

>>161003018
THIS WILL DEFINITIVELY NEVER HAPPEN.

Terrify is such a stupid fucking mechanic.

>>161003236
t. goblin

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TRUE KING OF EIGHT PEAKS

>>161003018
Not until AoS is killed off as a setting.

What's the best encampment upgrade for Long Yari Ashigaru? +2 armour?

so what's everyone think are the best whfantasy books

I really liked genevieve undead, ulrika and the first few gotrek and felix, also an honourable mention to the reiksmarshal books.

are there any other decent ones, or wood elves/tomb kings focused novels?

>opening cinematic will only include first 4 factions

LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

First for Happy Thanksgiving /twg/

Put aside the Grudges and break bread with the Orks. Make peace with the Vamps. And SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS

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>go out on a nice stroll in the woods
>look over the crest of the hill
>see this
What do you do?

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>>161003480

>>161003842
Shit was rigged, a bunch of goblins were masquerading as the true king.

>>161003728
The Orion series is pretty good and focused on the NEET elves.

One of the storm of chaos short stories also heavily features wood elves, but it's not very good.

Malus Darkblade's series is good, and so are the Thanquol books. Skarsnik's book was also nice. The Teclis/Tyrion books are pretty bad.

>>161003787
I complain about how this never would have happened in MY day and go back to being sad and pissy in my house of rocks.

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

>>161002634
Korean armor looks weirdly mongolian

Chinese armor is stupid because why did they spend all that time putting dragons on it and making it look nice?

Japanese armor says to me "hey, we spent 300 years in a state of civil war so we know armor should be efficient and mass produced".

>>161003563

>make popular game, promoting your setting
>people get interested in the setting
>abandon it

They are literally retarded.
Completely fucking retarded.

>>161004119
>even think about moving your hands
>get immediately impaled on your own armor
haha epic

>>161004242
this is beyond me,

CA and GW were talking about making tww for years, but meanwhile GW decided to destroy the setting, knowing how succesful TW games are and how well both franchises would work toguether


but again is games workshop.

>>161004089
ahh cheers for the input anon, I'll check the first Orion book. tomb keks get no books about them?

Can anyone help me with a problem I'm having with shogun 2 fots install?

I completely deleted the game a while ago but I missed it so I tried to redownload, it downloaded in a second but it was literally just the launcher, and obviously didn't start.

Thought maybe steam was detecting it somewhere on my system so I did a full wipe for every reference to the game, again, it just downloaded the launcher and nothing else. There's nothing left of the game, but it only downloads that, I tried verifying cache and nothing happens, moving the folder to a different drive and it still happened

Any ideas?

I miss WHITE TIGERR FORRRSSSEEE

>>160973470
>The thing about MoS is that you start of weak as fuck

Yeah I started as Hattori, immediately took the settlement next to me and then it took ages for the men to replenish. I tried to sweep up some settlements but then I was so short on men.

Which quest battle is the most difficult one (units given by the game via quest menu)?

Is it just me or are giants actually kind of underwhelming?

>>161004465
GW considers video games competition.

Their idea is that nobody will buy the models if they can just play a video game with those models in them.

It's retarded, but like you said, Games Workshop.

>>161004868
Giants are great against VC.

Are forest battles actually hard or should I just gitgud

>>161004465

The excuse people here say is because "the video game will make people not want to play the tabletop" which is absolutely fucking retarded, they're two different things. Now, I have no idea if this is the official reason or a meme here.

This is so fucking stupid. I got interested in warhammer BECAUSE of this game and then I find out it's discontinued. What a bunch of shit.

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Total War: Comanche when?

I have some news on the "Christmas present that is not Wood Elves":
>it's a Lord pack, except it won't have any Legendary Lords, but Legendary Heroes instead
>Empire vs. Beatmen (Beastmen supplements won't come in the WE DLC, but in this FLC)
>Empire: Legendary Hero: Markus Wulfhart, new units: Empire Archers, Huntsmen, Knights Panther
>Beastmen: Legendary Hero: Taurox the Brass Bull, new units: Ghorgon, Harpies, Jabberslythe
oh and btw, the "Old Friend" FLC is Kurt Helborg.

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>>161004116
We've got the whole gang together for some beast busting

does anyone have that link to all the warhammer fantasy books, I'm on the hunt


>>161005092
hold spacebar, toggle remove foilage on spacebar
also use the forests to your advantage, bog down enemy cav while they are slower in the forests/ect

>>161005421
>(Beastmen supplements won't come in the WE DLC, but in this FLC)
Except we have already been told by CA its coming with the WE pack, nice try though

>>161003703
more protection from ranged fire never hurts, so I'd go with the armor

>>161005421

>"My dad works at Nintendo and showed me the secret way to catch MewThree"

>>161004685
Thorgrim's "The Armor of Skaldour" is completely retarded

Icons of villification is very unbalanced too

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>>161005421
>this legendary heroes meme is still going

what are the recommended Attila mods again?

I find Attila to be a bitch to play.

Someone posted some recommendatiosn the other day.

>>161005421
>paid dlc for dlc

>>161002340
Genevieve was horse shit
Gotrek and Felix were great
Also the ones about sigmars early days were pretty good

>>161006469
>pay for the DLC for DLC unlocker
>pay for the DLC for the DLC
>pay for the DLC
MODERN
GAMES

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>>161003842

>>161006597

Skarsnik is best buk

>>161006706
>things that never happened

>>161005870
>Icons of villification is very unbalanced too
I'm glad that the game decides to give me warhounds with poison against minotaurs. Malagor also lacks some serious spells.

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>>161003480
TAKE BACK EVERY GRUDGE

>>161005450
check here
https://mega.co.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
taken from the /tg/ OP

everything should be there

>>161006861

You are never getting your fucking montain back, stuntie.

>>161005421
proof or gtfo

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Wood elf achievements added to the game.

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Everyone should nominate Warhammer for "Best use of a Farm Animal"

>>161007343
Why isn't there an "Animal Abuse" achievement you get for wiping out the Beastmen within 5 turns of their arrival in-campaign?

>>161005421
>Harpies
HARPIES ARE ALREADY COMING WITH MORGHUR YOU DIMMADONG.

>>161007343
I've already nominated for "Just 5 more minutes"
I nominated Rome 1 for "Best use of a farm animal" thanks to their flaming pig unit.

>Upgrade lumber bulding to increase the lumber production
>Get a huge increase in income because of trade agreements

Trade and resources are underrated in TWW.

>no discount on warhamer despite it being 6 months old
>DLC costs more than the game itself
>actually expecting people to fork out $120USD for a video-game
>could buy the total war anthology for less than 1/3 of the price

I don't understand their marketing strategy here. Are they actively trying to get people to buy other games instead?

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>>161007343
Coming Soon to a campaign near you

>>161007826

>I don't understand their marketing strategy here.

Making lots and lots of money?

The DLC is selling like hotcakes.

How much different will harpies be from vargheists?
I think they will just use their skeleton

>>161007826
Considering its sold more than they expected and is one of the fastest (if not -the- fastest) selling Total war, DLCs included, I'd say they're doing something right.

You being sour because you have to pay money for your entertainment isn't a basis for what's actually happening.

>>161005421
>Helborg
>Not Schwarshelm

>>161008002

Harpies have the stats of basic infantry, they should be as numerous to a unit as Empire swordsmen.

>>161007802
Yep. The more trade partners, the more money due to the "export" system which opens up "trade routes". I really, REALLY hope they show this physically on the campaign map like with Medieval 2's great little internal trade system.

Update 2 they added Wyvern,Griffins and sea monsters on the map
Update 4 they added Pegasus(i?) flying around the Bretonnian kingdoms.

Hopefully we see more immersion additions for the campaign map as without physical caravans and ships. It still feels "dead".

>>161008082
A bit insecure there little man

>>161007914
I'd have thought it a better idea to discount the base, thereby encouraging more to buy DLC.

I'd definitely have forked out the full for the DLC if the base were discounted.

>>161008082
If they're making a killing off DLC, keeping the door open to people buying DLC and increasing their potential customer base in that area, is a good idea. I mean, I'm sure plenty see that entry price along with the mountain of DLC and raise the Jolly Roger, or just buy 5 other games instead. If the base were discounted, they'd have a better chance of getting people in the door.

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>>161007826
Warhammer has been such a huge unexpected(fantasy was untested and they were nervous) success that not only have they expanded the initial free DLC timeline for the base game but have decided to expand the 2 expansions with the first now being 4 core races(was originally 3) and a landmass the size of the base game.

So it sounds like the inital leaked datamine map of the new world is now so out of date, we're going to be seeing something special later next year.

Pic related. Fan made map based on current ingame map and leaked datamine from game launch.

>>161005182
>Now, I have no idea if this is the official reason or a meme here.

It's not a meme, it IS the official reason.

Even their investors think GW are complete morons.
>http://www.iii.co.uk/news-opinion/richard-beddard/games-workshop-agm%3A-relentless-profit-machine
>http://www.iii.co.uk/articles/344389/can-we-trust-board-healthy-games-workshop

>>161007064
Nice. With Durthu's cool traits. I think Welfs might be my first Legendary campaign.

>>161003751
get em all in one place and send in the Minotaurs, I like your thinking

>>161008402

You're embarrassingly NEET

Should I buy Fall of the Samurai or the base game?

>>161008402
>a-a-anyone who argues against me is just insecure!!!
You would know all about being insecure, wouldn't you, champ.

>>161007064

>argwylon

What.

>>161008897
The subfaction of the Wood Elves that Durthu controls.

>>161008897

Sounds like Durthu's faction.

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>>161008945
>>161008946
>mfw

>>161005335
I unironically would like to see an Indian wars Total War with some sort of hybrid system between CoH and Total War units to simulate the light infantry nature of it all. Wanna see my small contingent of dragoons getting stranded in the great plains after the Comanche scattered their horses, or getting the post-battle casualties horrendously tortured and ritually cannibalised by my native allies as our troops look on in horror

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>>161005436
>to me
>to you

>>161007064
playing as the wood elves OR argylon hey, aren't they the dickiest variant of wood elves. secret third hidden ll?

whats the deal

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We are all going to see the new Time Commanders together right /twg/?

>>161008002
I reckon they're only putting harpies in now since they're going to reuse the animation for the dark elf harpies

>>161009918
qt tengus when?

>>161009796
I'm up for it if it's available for me to leech on via iPlayer. When did it start?

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>>161009918
>Slutty witch elfs, harpies, sorceresses, sisters of avelorn and everqueen handmaidens
My dick is ready.

>>161008578
WAIT

WAIT


WAIT
there is 1 (one) posibility that we can see nippon in this GAME?

Best Empire army builds against other factions?

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>>161009796

>The year is 488, the chill winds of winter blow across Athel Loren, the Asrai are silent, Ariel sleeps beneath the Oak of Ages and on the edge of the forest, terror stirs.
>The dread Lichemaster Heinrich Kemmler leads his army of the damned into the sacred wood, intent on raising the numberless dead that rest beneath the hills of Cairnost and forging a tide of dead so vast that none could stand before it.
>Yet despite the lethargy of the Wood Elves, Athel Loren is not without defenders, Durthu, the eldest of Ancients, chief among the Woodland spirits has been roused by the foul Necromancer's transgression and with him stirs the blazing wrath of the enchanted wood.
>Can 4 university students lead Durthu and the spirits of the forest to victory or will the unholy might Kemmler crush all before him?
>This, is Time Commanders
>*roll intro*

>>161010772
What? They're nowhere near what this map shows. The only way I could see it is if they put in Nippon/Cathay expeditions into the New World.

>>161008631
> The company’s attitude towards customers is as clinical as its attitude towards staff. If you don’t like what it’s selling. You’re not a customer. The company believes only a fraction of the population are potential hobbyists, and it’s not interested in the others.

>When another shareholder asks if the company would sell games with pre-painted easy to assemble miniatures like the popular Star Wars themed X-Wing game, there’s a collective growl from the Games Workshop people. It wouldn’t be a hobby business then, it would be a toy company.

lol, i like how in both articles GW sound like a bunch of zero sum idiots, as if selling lines of pre-painted models, or non-hobbyist stuff will some how scare away their whales i mean hobbyist base. shit aint mutually exclusive

dawn of war probably did more to get people into the hobby than anything and they resisted that shit for years

Will there be any new additions to the chaos roster, or the rest will come with the chaos demons army in the last expansion?

>>161010772
One but only one
>use it wisely

>>161011243
fuck I should have signed up to be in this
might have cracked a few /twg/ memes while I was at it

>>161010081
Starts mid december or something

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Anyone got some tips for a newfriend to Atilla TW? I haven't touched a TW game since after Shogun 2, feeling a bit overwhelmed.
What would be a fun easy campagin to start with?
How powerful is Cavalry?

>>161011513

>What would be a fun easy campagin to start with?

Visigoths, you get really powerful early-game infantry in the form of GOTHIC WARBAND and the opportunity to take it slow, get some dosh and settle when you feel like it.

>How powerful is Cavalry?

Quite.

>>161011513
Cavalry is easy +300 kills when properly micro'd.

>>161011129
20 Greatswords

>>161011328

Indeed, the stupidity and worthlessness of GW knows no bounds.

>>161011513
>How powerful is Cavalry?

Bite the pillow, they like going in dry.

>>161008360
Man that would be great to see caravans and ships sailing between trade ports like in Empire.

>>161011328
>>161008631
>>161012720

We're talking about a company that BRAGS about the fact that they do zero market research.

They not only admit that they don't know shit about what their customers want, they consider it a virtue

>>161008360
it's a hippogryph that's flying over Brettonia, not a pegasus
>>161012832
>the monsters flying/swimming around occasionally attack one of the caravans

>>161011243
There were some youtubers that made a version of time commanders but with TWW before TWW was released. I remember it being kind of fun.

about to start a campaign as marc antonys rome. any tips this is my first time

i need all of your karl franz memes posthaste

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>>161013624

>>161013624
SUMMON

>>161013624
Are you going to woo Grace with them?

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>>161013624

>>161014095
Look at those sick moves.

>>161002634
>like we'll ever get Cathay

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>play multiplayer
>get wrecked 4 times straight

Ok, so how does one git gud?

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>>161013624

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>Two more weeks until I can Genocide Norsca with trees

>>161015280
You need to meme harder than your opponent.

>>161015527
Jesus Christ. Why the hell are the post-vanilla Lords so fucking cool compared to the vanila ones?! Look at those abilities!

>>161015527
Nature was already scary, but Durthu will be a Norscan's worst nightmare made fle...i mean wood.

>>161015660

They will problably buff the vanilla LLs sooner or later.

Vlad is still overpowered as fuck because of army-wide vanguard.

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CHINA

>>161015527
Fuck, now I'm actually torn whom to choose first.

>>161015527
>No attrition
>Can capture all settlements
>Can construct buildings that allow for global recruitment at local prices and recruitment time in said captured settlements.

As soon as I establish my dominance in Athel Loren, I'm bringing the pain to those norscan fuckers.

>>161015660
They probably wanted to play it safe in case the fantasy pill was too hard to swallow, which is also the likely reason why magic is the way that it is.
After they realized that people actually want strong abilities, you get lords like Vlad and Grombindal. To be fair, Vlad and Grombindal are two of the biggest badasses in the setting, but still.

>>161015527
>Sword of Death

So will this be his legendary item?

He didn't have any in TT, where his sword was just a regular hand weapon.

>>161015748
VLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>161015952
Not Sword of Death, Sword of Daith
Looks like its just an ability but they might make it into an item also so he can have some quests as well

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>>161015802

>raging season-based PMS faggot who alongside his wife can't even kill a single beastman
Or
>badass living tree who's as old as the world itself and who can command nature by will

The choice is obvious.

>>161015910
Only thing wrong with Grombindal is that he should be a Lord, rather than a here, which is why I keep him on his own, following around one of my armies.

That and I really really don't know, why he has a flashbomb...

>>161016095
*a hero, rather than a lord.
I don't even know how it turned out that way.

>>161015910

>Vlad
The only competent vampire in history who actually cares about humanity and has an actual functioining brain.

And somehow this badass motherfucker didn't even make it into AoS. No, that title goes for Mannfred, the absolute most worthless vampire in lore.

>>161016064
Huh, you're right, wonder how I got that wrong.

I did think that Sword of Death was a really generic and boring name.

>>161015802
I'm think I'm gonna go Durthu in GC and knife ears in the mini-campaign.

>>161016085
Don't forget:

>Durthu surrounded by badass treemen and hot dryads (they're hot when they don't have their war face on) who can both take and dish out pain.
>Orion surrounded by metrosexual treehuggers who can't take a beating.

>>161016190
>GW is smart
Said nobody ever

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>>161016085
More like an incarnated god, who spends all day running around with his bros and his dogs killing things and all night banging his giant butterflylady wife.

And between the two of them, they have probably killed Morghur half a dozen times.

>>161016190
>Only competent

All the original Lahmian vamps were competent, they just also happened to be massive assholes and super vain.

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>>161016190
>Disregarding based Gashnag
Shame on you, anon
http://warhammerfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Gashnag

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>post yfw WELFs soon

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>>161016768

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>>161016768

>>161016768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnYbsAVdkYw

>>161016737
Wow. Would see him as a LL starting in the Border Princes.

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>>161016768

Heh faggots. Talking about your kiddy warhammer. Once the real fantasy, LOTR Total War comes out, you'll be crying to your mommies.

>>161016768
Can't wait to try some multiplayer and get absolutely crushed because I'm really bad at memes

>>161016993
I love LoTRs but Warhammer is the best option for total war.

>>161016537

And the rapegoat still lives.

Truly, the welfs have mighty leaders.

>>161016946
Just recruit a Ghoul king, load up on Strigoi units (ghouls, horrors, wolves, Terrorgheists, varghulfs) and move south to carve yourself a nice peace of land.
Than recruit a vampirelady for his girlfriend.

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>>161016768

>>161016993

There's literally nothing a new LOTR Total War can offer that isn't already in Third Age.

>>161017234
Sweet.

>>161017313
One angry tree I don't want to piss off further.

>>161017232
Well, the last treeman who touched Morghur went Let's hear your solution then, smartass.

>>161016993
is that LOTR mod coming or what?

>>161017416
*went batshit insane*

>>161017313
Only thing I don't like about him is the white face; makes him look too Joker-ish.
Should be easy to fix though.

>almost 2 months since Ancient Empires

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>play too much gobbo campaign
>now I read every post in gobbo voices

>>161016993
I'd fucking love a Lotr TW, though I feel any faithful adaptation wouldn't be anything that couldn't be done in an Atilla mod.

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>>161017416
Ever thought about launching rocks from afar?

>>161003936
Are there any examples in the lore of gobbos pretending to be a dwarfhold and tricking some dwarfs?

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>>161017694
We iz better than them

>>161017694
THIS STINKS

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>>161017694
You should replace your old bible with this then

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>>161017878
In a matter of speaking.
Didn't stick.

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If he isn't the old friend I'm killing them all

>>161017313
where is this from, I don't recognise the clip

>>161018242
>stick
I said rock

>>161017906
None that I know of, I always assumed that was just one of many /twg/'s fine memes.

>>161018290
facebook

>>161018290
facebook page

>>161018420
>>161018448
ty boiz

>>161018327
Shut up, Killer Croc.

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>>161018235
what the fuck am i reading lads?

>>161018290
Theres also one out for Orion
https://video-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t43.1792-2/15143721_1132195983563231_565984407945478144_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjE1MDAsInJsYSI6MTAyNCwidmVuY29kZV90YWciOiJzdmVfaGQifQ%3D%3D&rl=1500&vabr=664&oh=9ceab36bb5774844a211fe1a607b8e1c&oe=58377D0F

I almost want to cheat away hellcanons. Such fucking bullshit

>>161018585
And they said the WE didn't have any guns...

Thanks for sharing.

>>161018561
looks like a Gullah (?) bible. a dialect in the USA. Justice Thomas is a native speaker I believe.

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>>161018585
webm

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when?

>>161003787
SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS

>>161017416

Ask the High Elves for help? They're basically the Grand Masters of containing Chaos Bullshit.

>>161018961
>Even acknowledging the existance of the Worst Elves
L O L

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>>161018953
>SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS
>they are literally all at war with me

>>161017416

Toss a earth magic spell or something that sinks the ground he's on and traps him. Then build a crapton of rocks and concrete around the fucker while keeping him alive so he doesn't respawn.

Go Chernobyl on his ass.

>>161019132
Failed state confirmed

>>161018961
There is nowhere to contain Morgur; any place he stays for any amount of time turns into H R Giger town.

>>161019143
His body will starve and die, his spirit will be back in a few years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrIYT-MrVaI
>Secessionists call Marienburg to arms against you because they'll do anything to weaken the empire
>Marienburg calls in two bretonnian dukedoms because they're opportunistic trading butt-buddies
>Stirland calls you to arms against all three vampire factions because they set aside their differences and really didn't want to look at living humans
>Wissenland gets invaded by beastmen because Khazrak in his old age thinks every human is Todbringer
>Todbringer who declares war because he's still really jealous of your imperial crown
>There's now five Norscan armies sailling for you because you took Marienburg and are now in direct contact with the sea of claws
>Thorgrim, who has confederated every single Dwarf on the map, declares war on you because he read about that one time a ruler of altdorf didn't bow deep enough for the high king
>Angry ents are tired of children smelling like shit and are crossing the grey mountains
>Grimgor is in Blackfire Pass

>>161019338

You feed him with a fucklong reed pipe or something.

You go Se7en on his ass.

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>>161018514
Am not killer
Am fair player

>>161019115

>worst elves

Wood Elves are fucking weak shit.

>live miles from the Chaos Wastes
>have an enthralled human nation to bear the brunt of almost any attack
>still dying off due to one (1) beastman

Meanwhile, the Kislevites are living on top of a buried city filled with daemons and damned souls, that was so Chaos infested that it actually warped into a living entity. So they knocked it down and built another city on top of it, one that endured countless Chaos assaults since.

Or Middenheim, which is sitting on the literal end of the world trigger.

>>161019241

>There's nowhere to contain Morgur

How about you catch him, and drag his dumb ass somewhere else before sealing him away? They do this shit to Greater Daemons, they can do it to a single Beastman.

Or hell, do what that one Light Wizard did and make it's soul into a Daemon Blade. I mean, sure he went completely insane during the process, but it worked.

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Wonder if there will be a quest battle to get these.

>>161019385

>Karl gets Deathclaw and a healing item

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjjWCCYcUZc&t

>>161019476
>>live miles from the Chaos Wastes
>>have an enthralled human nation to bear the brunt of almost any attack
>>still dying off due to one (1) beastman
Are you sure you're talking about wood elves?

>ulthuan in the middle of the sea where daemons are the weakest
>purposefully gave humans magic to bear the frontal attacks of chaos hordes
>morathi is undeniably an animal in bed

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>>161016768
>burning wood elf armies with hellcannons

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"Southern Realms" DLC when?

>>161019385
>Get non-aggression pacts only
>Conquer secessionists fast and fortify helmgart
>Beastmen gets killed off on their way through bretonnia
>Get friendly with western dwarfs
>Blitz Carroburg and peace out immediately
>Get Witch hunter
>take Marienburg with no problems

Peace and love.

>>161019476
High elves have stupid fucking helmets though so I really think it evens out.

>>161019767

So basically, all elves are shits who've been using humans as shields, but still dying off because they can't handle the overflow that gets past the Shield of Civilization?

>tfw no China total war

>>161019591
They tried something like that.
Dragged him to the Great Oak and had Durthu squash him, hoping they could trap his spirit as the body died.

DIdin't work.

Also, one of Morghurs followers made off with a branch of the Great Oak, that the Beastmen now use as a club.

>>161019937
Yes except that they don't die for the shot from the outside
They are cancerous enough to themselves

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>>161020062
>Also, one of Morghurs followers made off with a branch of the Great Oak, that the Beastmen now use as a club.

I bet that got their panties in a twist.

>>161019241

Throw him into the Great Vortex on the Isle of the Dead

>>161019937
Only the HE are declining.
WE and DE are usually described as stable.

Maybe they just bang more.

>>161020062

So he's an invincible Mary sue

No wonder chaos won.

>>161019842
After Kislev. Before Araby. Also before Amazonians.

>>161020359
>Beastman
>Mary sue

>>161016537
>killed Morghur half a dozen times.
yet here he is, still alive and spreading the Chaos kool-aid, quite lame for two elven divine avatars

>>161020359
Not invincible, just pretty much impossible to get rid off permanently.

The WE's current MO is waiting for him to get reborn, then find him before he can grow/attract folowers and club him like a baby seal.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11725477
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>>161020359
>Mary sue

>A beastman, ever

>>161020584
>Zombie Pirates of the Vampire Coast
Is this a real thing?

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We'll always be friends, won't we, Gobbla?

>>161020747
Yarr.

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>>161015754
EXCUSE ME

>>161020446
You must be retarded
Morghur is immortal, every time he dies he gets reborn in a new location. He is chaos incarnate
The elves just kill him every time he wanders up to the forest or the silver spire

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>>161020747

Yup, the vampire coast

Somehow the Vampires manage to sneak themselves into every continent

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>>161020747
You best start believing in ghost stories, anon...

>>161020747
Aye Matey.

It's what happens when a Vampire gets shipwrecked on Lustria and manages to make his undead Tortuga with Pirate Zombies and Skellies.

He even has a Flying Dutchman and Deep Striking Skeletons via Giant Bats.

The Vampire's name? Luthor Harkon.

>>161020062

Drag him to the Great Vortex then. He's not getting out of that, no matter how bullshit he is.

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>>161021071
you're in one

>>161021152
>Harkon.

Just like in Skyrim !!!!1!

>>161021212
Dude.
That's fucking rad.

Jesus radius for fots is a pile of shit

No upkeep, 99 unit types all over the place

>>161021152
>>161021071
>>161021212
Any of those official minis?

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>>161019791
>burning wood elf armies with flame cannons
Treekin to the klin!

>>161020584
>People wanting Kislev
>Not Araby

Those guys would have the best damn Start position there is, Kislev would be Empire 2.0.

>>161020359
he is also mindlessly retarded (for a beastman)

>>161021365

The ones in this post: >>161021071 are

>>161021365
these
>>161021071

these
>>161021212
were kitbashed for (relatively) official rules

>>161018235
Is this the real deal or some form of parody? I can never tell with pidgin.

I don't mean that as a negative, pidgin is wonderful if somewhat brain-damaged.

>>161021212
>>161021263
>>161021365
>>161021539


It all falls apart once you realize these 'pirates' are just automatons with no real personality and there's just a vampire controlling all of them

>>161022158

But the vampire is a pirate too.

>>161022158
just like real pirates then, but it's a captain instead of a vampire

>>161022158
>just automatons with no real personality
Sounds just like every von Carrstein I've met.

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>>161020747

>>161022158
Harkon's magic went fucky and now his zombies still have a bit of personality and can use guns (to the best of their rotting ability).

See >>161022409

>>161020747
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/9ab11qvpizrvu/Army_Variants

>>161022409
wtf I love Zombie Pirates of the Vampire Coast now

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He actually managed to do it on his own, the madman.

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>>161022158
They can have the personality you want their vampire to give them

I don't think it would be unfitting for a vampire noble to lose his mind more than usual during the isolation on lustria and start giving names and roles to the members of his fleet to entertain his batshit crazy state

>>161022624
VENGEANCE!

>>161022409
Best thing is that they'll be relatively easy to mod in.

Most of their units are zombies in fancy clothes.

>>161022409

>BS:0

How do they hit anything?

>>161015754
When the fuck is that Opium Wars mod gonna get translated?

Comon mang where is all the love for NORSCA?

Wulfrik LL with teleboat when??

>>161022727

Literally just make free company into zombies and you're good to go

>>161008946
>>161008945
So Durthu is his own faction? But he has the same roster?

>>161022792
never ever

>>161022732
You'll notice that, despite what the models show, those particular zombies are only equipped with hand weapons (which are exclusively melee). I'd imagine there's a dedicated gunzombie unit.

>>161022878
Nah. He starts with more wood.

Orion starts with more Elfs.

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>>161022971

>starts with more wood

>Durthu is by far more interesting than goat-chad
>elf units are most likely more versatile than trees
fug

>>161021467
>Those guys would have the best damn Start position there is
this, they have the most diverse set of neighbours

Turn 50 of Clan Angrund.

>Vampire counts have taken out the Empire
>Orcs have destroyed the Dwarfs
>Still dont own Karak 8 peaks since Orcs own badlands
>Only enough income to maintain one 30 units.

Should i just restart, even if i beat the orcs the vamps still own all the human regions.

>>161021467

Who do they get to fight other than Orcs and KANGZ

>>161023252
swim over cost and raid elves, or southern realms, or bretonia

>>161022880
What happened to that chink dude that was working on it a while ago?

>>161023058
Yep. And by wood I mean more forest spirit units.

And he also has more wood in himself than them.

>>161023147
On the other hand the forest spirits hit quite hard.

>>161023252
They get into piss fights with the Southern Realms and Bretonnia from time to time, have to deal with a number of pirate raids from different factions, are at odds with nomad Arabic tribes out in the desert, and are slowly being infiltrated by insect vampire mercenaries who whose leader is a demigod of flies.

>>161023391
he wasn't working on this one, he was working on the Imjin War one and he released some translations

Reminder that the "new era" is 40k

screenshot this

So when are we going to be able to play as other counties?

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>>161002340
reminder to nominate your favorite games for the steam awards

>>161023650
>new era

CA does not have any rights to 40k.

>>161023650
Creed LL when

>>161023681
>shogun 2
>minigame


NANI?

>>161023820
gattling gunning was a minigame

>>161022827
>Put zombies in FC clothes
>Put zombies in FC clothes and give them guns
>Give the inevitable Ogre units a zombie-ish skin
>Make cannons smaller and give them zombie crew
>Throw in chaos hounds with zombie skin
>Throw in Skaven giant rats
>Find some monster and give it a zombie-ish skin

There you have 80% of the roster accounted for.

The only really troublesome units are the Deck Droppers and the Swivel guns. Which is a shame since they're the coolest units.

>>161022971
that's just starting units?

they have the same recruitable roster?

or is it like a crooked moon thing?

>>161022878
Different faction, same roster. But he has to pay Amber for the elf units while Orion has to pay amber for the woodland spirit units.

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ANZAC MOTHERFUCKERS

Going to steamroll the Empire as von Carstein lads.

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>>161022519
>Go through the trouble of compiling these army lists through rigorous googling.
>Post the link several times
>Nobody ever replies

>>161024014
so how does that "conquer any settlement" gonna work out?

they can conquer holds and Norscan settlements?

do they turn the provinces into forests?

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>>161024041
FUCK THESE BURMESE CUNTS

>>161023936
As I remember well, it's Crooked Moon style for Durthu.

But I may be mistaken here.

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REMOVE BEASTMEN

>>161024286
>losing that many men when you have fucking bolt action rifles

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Who wore it better?

Joseon Korea or the Korean Empire (Japanese puppet)

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How to have fun with ATTILA?

>>161024838
How can beastcucks even compete with this perfection?

>>161024263
The in-lore explanation is that they're reawakening the World Roots.

They can capture dorf and greenskins settlements, not sure about Norscan camps though.

All the Athel Loren settlements (which other factions can't capture, only raze or sack) have 10 building slots.

While Wood elves can capture other settlements, they only have 1 building slot, and they only have access to three "outpost" buildings. One lets them recruit global units at local price, one replenishes local armies faster, and one gives them access to whatever trade ressource the local region provides.

Each region captured gives 1 amber, which is a permanent "investment" of a sort. If you spend amber on a unit, and that unit dies, you get your amber back.

>>161024868
Whichever the one on the left is

Although something looks wrong with the size of their legs

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>>161024863
That's because I turned off fire at will and ordered them to give cold steel


>Viets

>>161024976
That would be the Korean Empire and I agree

>>161024887
Don't play as a roman empire first.

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>when the dwarfism hits hard

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I think i've totally got out of the swing of FOTS after atilla, rome and warhammer

>units routing all over the place
>guns doing no damage
>their cavalry routes my infantry in a single charge
>literally no defence against cavalary unless I use shitty spears that they just outrun
>single provinces means units take 10's of turns to get anywhere useful
>constant ship bombardment
>guns don't seem to hit shit unless they're enemy guns

>>161025351
Get the bayonet mod.

>>161024946
Bretonnia can't claim the forest?

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>>161025294
Top fucking kek

>>161025640
Nobody can, you can only burn it to the ground

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>>161024903
We don't even need to.
We're in a league of our own because we never got updated to 8th edition and were stuck with one of the worst armybooks GW has ever written.

>>161023681
>total war
>small indie title

Hey man.

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>>161024903

sup

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>>161025671
HOWITZERS

>>161024213

Damn. Sorry, anon.

How should I name my Empire troops?

I'm thinking of using like '1st Regiment Swordsmen' or something like that.

Is there a good organized way of naming units?

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why you do this mannfred?

>>161025836
And wait until Ghorgons and Doombulls are in in the future.

>>161026208
He's playing 15th dimensional checkers with your ass

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Confirmed by Grace that Durthu speaks his own language like the Beastmen.

Who here is going to be playing the Eldest of Ancients? Fuck that Half-beastman horn blowing fuck.

Are Ikko Ikki fun?

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How can anyone even compete with such perfection?

>>161026208
He probably wants to attack you alone.

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>>161024887
don't be a fucking pleb

>>161025942
Xth Province Unit Type

1st Reikland Spears
3rd Wissenland Mortars

Because of the limited space in the box you'll have to improvise some

>>161026330
where da source sourceman

In FotS, it's winter of 1867 and I haven't trigger Realm Divide. Should I be worried about running out of time?

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>>161026330
who is more cucked? Bretonnia for following an elf witch or wood lelfs for serving a beastman?

>>161026805
https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/5enupl/durthu_legendary_lord_skill_array/dadt32q/

>>161026478
Only Charlemagne can compete with it

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the plebs are slowly turning towards the light

>>161026941
cheers lad, also he has A Lamentation of Despairs confirmed ability. I imagine that will act as a funnel aoe though in tt it gave him quite a good range attack option

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>>161025942
I usually only name mine after they've reached gold chevrons or have performed some great dead.
Case in point: The Chickenpluckers

>>161024213

Oh well.

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Finished reading the orcs and goblins army book.
Have read empire, dorfs and bretonnia.
Still need to read vampire counts, chaos warriors and beastmen before I start playing.

The more I read, the more I like the setting and I'm getting hype for the game. Also, start getting sad that it was abandoned.

>>161027317
I still wish they'd do something more interesting to make you more attached to your units

Like the unit in your image getting a permanent magic resistance for taking down a powerful caster, or leadership boost to units taking down multiple terrifying units

>>161027736
Unit traits? Get on it modders