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Manlets Edition

>Developer Update - Symmetra Changes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elN-QGyToxM

>Blizzard Crushing November-anon's Hopes and Dreams
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752185714

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/

>Latest Patch Notes (Live)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752215318

>Overwatch Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://overbuff.com/
http://masteroverwatch.com

>Competitive Info
http://gousgamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

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pavement swine removed when
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First for D.Va is best girl.
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>>160998627
bad players removed when
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>it's another "new thread when the old one is still going" episode
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Is it okay to main Zen?

I don't like Lucio and I'm shit at Ana.
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>>160998658
I hope there will be a Legendary reindeer Dva skin at the christmas event. I want a good skin for her. If not I'm not sure which one to buy, either Bva or Scavanger
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>I am your uncleberry

What did McCree mean by this and what is an uncleberry?
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I really like you guys. Just wanted to say that.
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>>160998752
If she doesn't get a unique skin for xmas, I'll be very very sad.
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>>160998790
I... I like you too, anon.

I like you a lot.
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Have Rein and 76
Now what?
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tfw top 500 and because of this nobody believes my balance suggestions

rein doesn't need nerfs they said.. someday i will show them..
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>when one of the va's acknowledges your ship
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>>160998790
Me too, you faggot
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>>160998764
It's Huckleberry.

And, according to Urban Dictionary it means:

>19th century slang which was popularized more recently by the movie Tombstone. Means "I'm the man you're looking for". Nowdays it's usually used as a response to a threat or challenge, as in the movie.

"Who thinks they can beat me?"
"I'm your huckleberry."
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>>160998826
Kill yourself.
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>tfw top 10
>no gf
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>>160998864
i think he was expecting a meme answer
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>>160998790
You're a good person and I will always love you.
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>>160998752
Yes please.
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>>160998902

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgaJKY7wzIA
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>>160998902
Well, too bad, he gets a serious answer.
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What went wrong /vg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkrb4OBZtYQ
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Anyone else here who bought the golden weapon for Junkrat or am I alone?
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>>160998719
It's another 'retard doesn't understand that no one wants an image limit reached thread on an image board' episode
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>>160998851
Which one? I hope it's D.Va's VA wanting Lucio's dick, because Lucio's VA can do much better than her. Guy is a stud.
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>>160999124
Just you
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>>160998845
>thinks rein needs nerfs
>wonders why nobody listens to his balance suggestions
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>>160999161
I think he's talking about that time vas were in character and lucio's va asked d.va's va out. But i agree that he can do way way better
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>>160999107
tfw will never bask in the shadow of dick
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>>160999140

>It's a waifuposter who thinks anyone but his kind gives a shit about the image limit when it actually forces you to talk about the fucking game
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>>160999250

some day i will show them...
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Anyone up for 15 HOTS games for the Oni skin (EU)?
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So with Symmetra getting two Ultimates, would you like for Overwatch to go the Super Street Fighter 4 route and give everyone a 2nd Ult eventually?

Any ideas for what each of them would do?
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Textures have been like this since the Sombra patch. I've reset my graphics settings to default. How do I fix this?
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I feel like playing Hanzo on attack today.
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>>160999414
/join nexuschallenge
you'll find people immediately, one game takes 2-5 min
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>>160999456
Git your drivers gud.
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>>160999456
Working as intended.
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>>160999343
>using waifuposter as an insult on /owg/ of all places

What did he mean by this?
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Can't aim for shit but still want to be helpful with kills for my team, so no Lucio. Does a character like that exist?
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>>160999343
>autistic rage at something insignificant to anyone but himself
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>>160999610
roadhog
reinhardt
winston
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>>160999456

Check your GPU temperature. Last time I saw something like that my card was completely clogged with dust and going over 100C when in game.
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>>160999610
No stay the fuck away from this game.

Actually go ahead and play you most likely wont amount to anything
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>>160999161
>https://twitter.com/CharletChung/status/799764575209943040

Not official, but that tweet is enough for me to get hype for my boi
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>>160999428
No I think Blizz will probably remove the teleporter eventually. Assuming they don't need the shield gen, teleporter will basically go unused.

Shield gen:
>Fucking huge radius, more places to hide it
>75 regenerating health
>keeps whole team alive longer
>effectively permanent if well defended

Teleporter:
>has to be put relatively close to the fight, easier for enemy to leave the fight to look for it
>used after team mate dies, so still respawn and some travel time before they're back
>only 6 charges

There's almost no reason to use the teleporter at all. Unless your team is so bad that an additional 75 health can't save them, in which case getting trek back to the fight quicker probably isn't going to help much.
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>>160999610
Reinhardt.

Winston.

Dva.

You're in luck too because these are three of the most useful heroes to have on any team.

>>160999652
>roadhog

Don't tell him to play this, please. I'm sick of pigs who can't fucking hit the broad side of a barn even with a fucking flak cannon.

We need more Reins anyway.
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>Genji Mains
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>>160999568

You honestly think I'm the only one that doesn't like your shitposting?

>>160999621

>Staggering threads every time we hit image limit is insignificant

Not that you care since you just want an outlet for your poorly drawn porn and degenerate fantasies
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>>160999610
Hi there
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Cutest and best pairing
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"Pro players"

https://youtu.be/5HzSp12fP-A
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>>160999732
It's insignificant to everyone but you. Nobody sympathizes with you and nobody cares.

This is what you sound like right now:

"WAAAAAHHH WAAAAAAAAAHH RREEEEEEEEEEE ABLOOBLOOBLOO WEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH WEEEHHHH DO WHAT I SAY, STUPID FAGGOT REEEEEEEE DO ITTTTT STUPID STUPID REEEEEEEE"

Autism.

Fuck off.
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More rewards from comp coins when.
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convert comp coins to gold when
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>>160999730
desu you going out of your way to make that image shows some salt.
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>>160999762
but they hate eachother? maybe in animeland
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I love Hana.
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>>160999971
maybe its supposed to be funny
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>>160999798
I'm more annoyed about the faggot that edited this shitty video than by Surefour himself.
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>>160999672
toxic af
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Why didn't anyone tell me Genji was OP

>deflect anything
>deflect damage
>kill via deflected damage
>become player of the game
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What is Junkrat's treasure
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>>161000016
Do you love her enough to get her autograph?

http://www.charletchung.com/shop/dva-autograph
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>Yande-mei

I need this. I dont know why, but I need this
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>>161000102
i can fap to this
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>>161000028
No stay the fuck away from this general.

Actually go ahead and post you most likely wont amount to anything
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>>161000115
other than that its omnic related, and piques hanzos interest, not much
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Is it me, or have the quality of the matches gone down significantly today. I suppose it's not surprising, but yeah, it's rough.
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>>161000146
toxic af
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>>160998627
After they nerf Genji and Ana
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So was the D.Va ult going trough Reins shield a bug?
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>>160998845
>nerfing heroes that have a high pickrate due to map design rather than ones that are actually OP

Blizzard already has enough retards on the team
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>>161000162

Comp is over.
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>>161000206
Probably

It's seems to be pretty inconsistent whether it happens or it doesn't
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>>161000206
Yes, this is why you never see Reinhardts in the game right now and everyone plays D.Va instead.
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>>160999610
play mei
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>>160999428

76: calls in an air strike

Ana: multi-sleep grenades fired in a radius

Junkrat: a barrage of explosives

Reaper: giant horizontal scythe slash that kills in one hit and cannot be guarded

Zarya: her gun shoots energy waves that slice through opponents and walls

D.VA: huge single direction laser

Mei: Icicle barrage

Genii: Izuna drop

Hanzo: exploding arrows?

Mercy: uses angellic light to blind the opposing team?

Lucio: mutes all volume for the enemy temporarily?

Widow: Fires a net thst restrains opponents?

Torb: can build an exploding decoy?

Reinhardt: a war cry that boosts teammates temporarily

Tracer: slows down time and can move way faster than her opponents

Pharah: hellfire missiles strike
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>>161000131
>$25 for a sign
>Charlet has pledged to donate 10% of all proceeds from the sale of autographs towards a non-profit organization. Please know that along with receiving your autograph, you will also be giving to a person or animal in need.
>only 10%
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>>161000251
off-season comp is a thing now though so I imagine people will stay more or less where they were before
it probably has more to do with the US holiday
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>>160999668
Strange. Dusted it out rather recently before last week when it started and it only got to 60 C after some decent games in but I suppose it wouldn't hurt to try that again.

>>160999563
Perhaps.

>>160999537
I'm not totally sure what you mean by drivers but I guess I'll have some search engine time to spend.
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>>160999610
>Can't aim for shit but still want to be helpful with kills
Uh no
You generally have to aim to get kills and for the few characters where that matters less than usual you still have to know when to jump in and when to retreat before you get completely assfucked
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>>161000152
I think somewhere it's alluded that he found some kind of information, right? And Sombra's back story is about discovering a worldwide conspiracy. Could be connected.
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>>160999730
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>>161000323
$25 is dead standard, when they invite people to signings it's assumed they're going to be making money from the signings rather than paying them a reasonable appearance fee.
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>>161000131
>$25
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>>161000327
Off season comp gives no exp, and obviously does nothing to your ranking, so no, people will play other modes.
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>>161000323
$25 is chump change compared to how hilariously exorbitant some celebs will sell their shit for
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>When your team loses to a team of 76, Lucio, Dva, Roadhog, Zarya and Pharah
Not as if I didn't realize that whoever spams the most tanks win.
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>>161000554
>no exp
What the fuck Blizzard
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>>161000560
Not to mention there's a lot of assholes like Lou Ferrigno who will try and hustle you like a south african in a tourist spot for $25 for trying to take a photo near him at a convention.
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>>160999798
>be d.va main
>finaly get to master after months of grind
>people finaly use strats and precise calls
>get into a match with a rank 8
>oh boi it's surefour
>can only guess what kind of tactics and plays someone of his level does
>game starts
>dude clearly on drugs
>paranoid af
>lucio has to calm him down like some mentaly ill patient
>manage to somehow carry and get potg

weird match
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who is best girl?
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>>161000102
Absolutely autistic.
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>first game with gold gun.
>Constantly hook, explode the enemy with one shots.
>They started leaving the game one by one.

Is this the power of the golden gun? Do enemies fear you?
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>>161000770
mercy
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>>161000630
I'd be pretty embarrassed losing to Pharah too.
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>>160999971
>junkrat
>hating anyone but onic fucking shits

Naah
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>>161000741
I played with a junkrat that really got into character, sounded like a bad British cop desu, but he played well
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>>161000770
McCree
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>>161000554
>>161000643
I'm reading reports that it's actually just buggy as shit

Either way, what the fuck Blizzard
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>>161000630
>losing to pharah in a 76 meta

W E W
E
W
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>>161000770
Bastion
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>>160999971
Hatelove Anon.
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>>161000935
worst pairing

mei wouldn't like a bully like him, she has taste
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>>161000770
Reaper
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>play Lucio
>triple click every time despite knowing that LMB is burst
Anyone else?
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>>161000630
With Doomfist out, the 6 tank meta will be a thing.
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>>161000770
Reinhardt
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>going to win elimination
>salty fuck who died rqs
>everyone gets kicked out

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
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holy shit I finally figured out Sombra's spray pattern
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does playing competitive in off season do something to my skill rating?
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>>161000994
I don't triple click but I do click constantly when I really should just hold it down instead
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>>161001192
No it's supposed to be for people who don't know how the ruleset works I guess?

Unless they're removing 2CP from it and Season 3 I'm not interested
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>>161000790
They start saying "lol what a tryhard"

I've been told that a couple of times for going with Zarya.
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>>161000770
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>>161001101

Very bad meme.
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>>161000770
The purest one.
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>>161001298
>he doesn't know how spray patterns work
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>>161000790
When I see someone with a golden gun I think "what a faggot"

Unless it's torb, symmetra, mercy or sombra and I think "that faggot probably thinks he's being ironic"
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>want to play Winston because jet pack Harambe
>against Reaper, Bastion, and Roadhog every game
why does everyone play meme heroes
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>>161000770
i like tracer because she's british. too bad i only play supports.
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>>161001317

>he doesn't know how good posts work
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>>161001192
Your SR is frozen and you won't earn CP but you can still play with competitive rules and matching

But you also don't seem to be earning EXP properly right now in it either which defeats the purpose of having it up (i.e. keeping competitive players out of QP)

And since it's Thanksgiving presumably no one is around to fix it
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>>161001345
>mercy
>bad
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>>161001421
Yeah just played one and got 4 gold medals as D'va and didn't get any XP
fuck blizzard tbqhfam
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>>161001364
>Saying this when he wants to play Winston because a literal meme

Dumb frogposter.
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>>161001420
>good posts
>posts karen
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>>161001509

>Karenposting
>not automatically good
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>>161001468
>literally never better than Ana in any situation other than all 6 people have bronze-tier aim
>good
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>be a reaper
>teleport to the top of the giant scroll in Hanamura
>gangbang 5 enemies
>HEROS NEVER DIE...FOR A PRICE
>get gangbanged
>lose
>still get POTG, shows my death in POTG
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>>161001552
>Eurofags waking up

Speghetti.
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>>161001552
wow what a slut
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>>161000770
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>>161001421
>with competitive matching

Wait, the comp mm is there? I saw people bitching the ranks you get matched with are all over the place like QP.
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>people who pick hanzo or widowmaker in elimination
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>>161001690
>people who pick torbjorn/bastion on elimination
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>>161000770
Hana, duh.
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>>161001597
>be genji
>use ult and kill enemies
>kill mei look at her ass
>POTG shows me stare at her ass
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>>161001690
>they end up carrying the game
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>>161001757
hana is fat
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>>161001791
ur fat
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>>161000802
>mercy
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>>161001756

>not playing Aliens
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>>161001768
>be a torb
>sneak behind widow
>stare at her ass
>she turns around
>doesn't kill me
>I don't kill her
>we both get killed
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>>161000741
What was he paranoid about?
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>>161001791
In all the right places.
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>>161001756
The only reason I play this game is to trigger people like you.

That's it. There's no other reason.

I just want you to be really upset. It makes me laugh a little bit.
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>>161002025
Too bad she has no ass
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>>161002025

The dong?
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>>161001269
Literally looks fucking nothing like WM. Tumblr artists need to get smarter about hiding when they trace a photograph of a real person.
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>>161002082
That's Mei
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>>161002050
You have no ass.
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>>161001690

>3 stack with some friends
>hog, hanzo and soldier
>get cheap instagibs with hooks and scatter arrows while soldier mops up the rest
>go 9-0
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>>161002050
She has a very humble ass.
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>>161002115
I have Hana's ass.
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I suffered through the 15 HOTS games for the Genji skin. How did Blizzard release such a horrible product? Even Diablo 3 was fun for the first playthrough when it was released.

I thought Blizzard canceled games that didn't meet their "high standards."
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>>161001408
>Tracer
>British
>with that accent
Hardly. Imagine if an American character had an American VA do a really bad southern accent- oh wait...
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>>161002115
That's a big ass
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>bought the game and started playing after the free weekend
>only play McCree because no one fucking bitches about him
>get decent picks and always gold elims and gold/silver damage/objective kills
>mfw aim has improved by like 30% since I started playing him
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>>161001638
It's 4pm in Europe.
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DIVA ONLINE
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>>161002167
Oh lawdy
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>>161002204
I fucking love McCree.

I was shit before I started playing this game.

I'm shit now, but I'm not as shit.

Look, what I'm trying to say here is McCree is awesome.

I hate my father.
>>
>>161002254
no mech/10
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>>161002050
what are you talking about? d.va has a perfect cute, tight butt
>>
Lucio brazilian lines when?
He's not canadian
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Hello guys!
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>>161002134
>only 9-0
>in a 3 stack
Pathetic
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So is the comp worth doing now? I'm master, are people playing normaly at that SR level there or are they just fucking around like in QP? I don't give single shit about exp if i can have decent comp tier match, quick play is pure cancer.
>>
>>161002313
Individual voice settins per hero when?
Lucio's BR lines are great though some are slightly outdated music references.
VAMO ESCULACHAR
>>
>ywn /ss/ w/ Tracey onee-chan
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>>161002307
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>>160999610
Torb
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>>161002325
did she do porn
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>>161002346

We got bored left after that point.
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>>161002392
Would burry my face in.
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>>161002526
>fly behind shield
>m1
>either wait for kill or for the shield to drop so your dps can kill him
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>>161002038
Who said I was triggered?
Bastion eliminations are stupidly easy to kill unless they have a reinhradt guarding them
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>>161002448
There's 2 videos of her sucking off some dude, should on Hub
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>tfw 8 people dc from your team in 3 min
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>d.va

pls go
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why doesn't off season comp give exp? was this intentional? why would they do this? why is blizzard dumb?
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>>161000306
Mei's should be ice rain similar to Pharah's barrage but covering an AOE like her usual ult
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>>161002665
>dc
>not leave because they don't like brawl type / see retarded comp / see the team losing
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>>161002674
no u
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>>161002732
>>161000306
And I just realised that's what you probably meant.
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>>161002862
>best waifus weren't even at Blizzcon
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>>161003006
They didnt want to disappoint with their uggo face
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the classic ring around the rosie.
always works 90% of the time :^)
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>>161003095
>didn't kill the reinhardt
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>>161003041
>uggo face
We're not talking about balding D.Va chink here, sonny.
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>>161003006
Fuck off cosmo
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>>161002092
90% of fanartists don't bother making their art actually look like the character, at least this one is well done.

Also it's from Artstation, I just happened to have saved it from tumblr.
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>>161003149
staggering spawns, my dear friend
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>You're trying to help your bed ridden strike commander
>He does this

What do?
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>>161003254
>all those terrible misses on Ana and Mercy
>gets a lucky flick on Pharah later
LMAO
>>
>>161003189
All I see is gumball's mom with Pony influence.
>>
>quick play is still garbage despite the one hero limit
>If somebody quits in comp off season, you can't quit and join another game until it ends

I don't know how I'm supposed to have fun
>>
>>161003189
Fucking delete this
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>>161003356
1v1, my dude
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pick one:
>homing rockets
>supports are actually moths in disguise and converge towards the shiny rockets
>i can predict where people will be 10 seconds in advance
>>
When is Season 3 starting ?
What should i do during the downtime ? im not a cuck who plays non-competitive
>>
>>161003431
Now that I think about it they''re basically the same character
>>
>>161003458

> using 'cuck'

> opinion immediately disregarded
>>
>>161003452
>Zenyata is made out of wet tissue paper
>>
>>161003479
No

Kill yourself
>>
Why is Junkrat so fun to play? All the other characters can be fun but I am always grinning like an idiot when I play Junkrat.
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>>161003606
The HUNTER lays a trap for his prey
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>>161003560
might be actually true
>>161003325
thank you for your insightful review, i bet you have 100% accuracy and you're in top500.
>>
>>161003285
>invades the personal space of a known homo
>acts surprised when said homo grabs him by the dick

What did you think was gonna happen? when strike commander grabs you by the dick you fuck him right in the ass to asert your dominance
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>>161003601
both are two annoying cunts that go fast and cant shut their mouth
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>>161003606
THIS BOMB'S FOR YOU
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>>160999610
>>161000273
If you rely 100% on M1 you will be a terrible Mei
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>>161003673
Just shows how much you were carried by others on your way to masters.
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>>161003601
>talkative tomboy that spews meme lines for the sole purpose of getting fanboys to repeat them that goes fast and has special skills that wouldn't be expected of someone so young and part of a special snowflake group of other special snowflakes to fight against evil
>>
>>161003686
Men have really gross butts.

They have poopy shit filled rectums.

Butts are not for sex.

Poopy poop McPooperson.
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>>161003673
>that flick
I wish I could do that.
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give me your best sombra strategies stat
>hack the healthpacks commonly used
>hack people with shields
>kill supports
>keep track of enemy ults and hack preemptively
>have an exit strategy
>EMP before enemy push
>>
>>161003458
Dude, it literally fucking says how long until the next competitive season where you would ordinarily click to play competitive.
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>>161003606
I know that feel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwqTAFQlJOg
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>>161003802
Hot
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>>161003802
fucbois have mouth pussies anon
>>
>>161003673
>rockets not in hand
Spoopy
>>
>>161003845
The best strategy is figuring out Sombra's spray pattern
>>
>>161003934
What's with this spray pattern meme I've seen lately.
>>
>>161003673
>the last second flick
Pretty slick, I like it.
>>161003762
I'm sorry for your plat, man.
>>
>>161003775
>>161003690
I'm fine with the >Sanic comparisons
But not your furfag clop ship dribble

End yourself immediately
>>
>>161003673
>play Pharah
>almost always have a pocket healer every time I play

It's great
>>
>>161003845
That's basically it. Hack a large health pack, drop your telelocator on it, go invisible, hunt for a low health enemy or easy hack, teleport back no matter what.

Never let that timer run out if you want a decent k/d, Sombra without her teleport is worse than Pharah trapped on the ground, you cannot 1v1 any full health hero without surprising them or standing on a hacked health pack.
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>>161004024
>play Mercy
>getting front row seat to watching Pharah demolish others
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>>161003991
Shame I don't have a team of grandmasters to carry my ass all the way up. Oh wait, it's not because my own skill is all I care about, getting ranks from being carried won't make me feel better about myself.
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>>161004024
it's called having a friend, but you might not realize what that word means
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>>161004085
Why'd you have to make it weird anon
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>>161004016
>likes a pony character
>calls other people furfags
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>>161003979
>he hasn't figured out the roadhog spray pattern yet
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>>161004167
>tracer
>pony

Fuck right off m8
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>>161004085
>watching Pharah demolish others
>Pharah
>demolish others
Must feel nice in silver.
>>
>>161004146
>using your friend as a pocket healer during games

That sounds so completely unfun. When I play with my friends we go dps together usually or I switch off to Ana sometimes.
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>tfw D.Va figures out your spray pattern
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>>161004146
Isn't that the same guy who you destroyed twice already with airshots? He's probably tilted by that time lmao
>>
>>161004237
I wouldn't know, you'd have to tell me!
>>
>>161004198
click to 1shot everyone except Ana
>>
>>161004238
well if going 64-2 to you is unfun, go ahead. i'm not going to tell you how to have fun in a videogame.
plus i think mercy really enjoyed that game
>>
>>161002341
oi
>>
Daily reminder that Nirah's healslut circlejerks him in /owg/.
>>
>>161004382

if >>161004358 is any indication you're probably right
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>>161004382
I wish I could circlejerk someone as their healslut.
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how long do you think people will cry about 76 and what will it require for them to understand that he ain't getting nerfed in the foreseeable future and that they will have to counter pick him?
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>>161003892
Did you not read the post I backlinked?
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>>161004382
>namefag circlejerks

On the way to mmo general status
>>
>be Ana
>sister is mercy
>boost a D.VA
>Mercy also boosting D.VA.
>roll enemy team
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>>160999037
that is a man's ass
>>
>>161004129
>implying i just duo queued with my plat friend and got him to diamond for season end
plus my 5.8 elims/life really shows how badly i played :^)
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>>161004519
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>>161004461
until both him and mccree are nerfed like they should be
>>
>the sombra hype is just about dying down, I get to pick her in peace in QP
>just in time Symmetra changes, which I also like
Goddamit
>>
>>161004519
>sister
pics
>>
>>161004461
>76 counter
Which is?..
>>
Post:
>your main
>character with biggest winrate
>that winrate in %
>over how many games
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>>161004598
My sister looks like a taller Chloe Moretz
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>>161004613
ANNYEONG
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>>161004367
>talon Tracy
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>gets lucky streak in the last few days of comp so he can't be called out on playing more and droping where he belongs
>attention whores and acts like hot shit all day
>>
>First Strike canned
>Blizzard hiring for a new FPS engine

Are they gonna an OW MMOFPS, set in the glory days of Overwatch?
>>
>>161004663
>implying korean cancer isn't getting nerfed soon
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>>161004613
fags, all of you
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>>161004237
symm looks so cute in that cartoon
>>
>melting anyone on point with M1
>denying flank routes with M2 and turrets
>shutting down pushes with E
>putting down shield generator near spawn

Is Symmetra about to be the queen of KotH?
>>
>>161004729
>Blizzard hiring for a new FPS engine
Link
>OW MMOFPS
No, it's too expensive
>>
>>161004695
This is what happens when shitters get hard carried.
>>
>>161004765
>let's nerf everyone that counters my main that i refuse to swap no matter what ^_^

fuck off my general, shitcunt
>>
>>161003186
fuck now i cant unsee it
>>
Why would anyone use the teleporter now?
>>
>>161004884
because it's better than the shield generator on first points?
>>
Holy hell Blizzard if your queue times are going to be this long despite the "20 million players" claim, at least give us something to read while we wait, there's only so many times I can check out Widow's ass in all her skins.
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Anyone get a roadhog vibe off him?
>>
>>161004631
Season 2:
>Zenyatta
>Tracer, 60% winrate, over 20 games

With Zenyatta it's 54,4% over 90 games - not much worse - but if you ever picked DPS when there was already two, have a "fuck you" from me.
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>>161004729
I hope so. I want something like Planetside 2 but made by developers who care at least a little bit.
>>161004862
>goes from B point desperation pick to meta after one patch
>D.VA mains actually believe it's not getting fixed
>>
>>160999798
>"See you later...kid"
Wow he really talks like that? No wonder he has such a strong cult following him.
>>
>>161004956
are you complaining about 1.40secs queues or do you actually have to wait longer for some reason?
>>
>>161003095
>>161003254
>>161003452
>>161004146
>People are dumb as fuck in this game and so easily predictable that it's fucking ridiculous.
>>161003673
This one was pretty nice though.
>>
>>161004961
That's Junkrat and Roadhog before whatever happend in australia.
>>
>>161004845
http://www.pcgamer.com/blizzard-is-recruiting-for-an-unannounced-project-using-a-first-person-engine/
>>
>>161004956
>Welcome to Hollywood
>Skirmish
>>
>>161005012
if D.VA gets nerfed in the next 2 balance patches i'm gonna delete my mains and stream it
>>
>>161004631
D.Va for both in S2. 59% winrate, 170 games, ended up at 3500SR.
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>>161005107
>Junkrat is a female
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>>161005169
Can I have your stuff?
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Caramel girls
>>
How do I git gud with pharah?
I've been trying for days and I just can't do it.
My winrate with her is below 30% and my kd is way under 1
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>>161005280
>was
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>>161005293
Are the best
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>>161005301
post gameplay videos and i'll help
or if you are easily embarassed just add me on bnet
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>>161005291
sure, treat my golden zen balls with care tho
>>
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>>161005320
Your custom thumbnail images doesn't work on mobile
>>
Shit we thankfully don't have to deal with anymore?

>hero stacking in ranked
>overtime lasting literally forever
>coinflip
>ten thousand rounds of taking turns at 2CP maps
>not seeing friendly health
>not knowing maps layouts and being BTFO by surprise Bastion
>Mercy having ult up every 20 seconds
>ultimates up every team fight in general
>Jesse "Hammer Fanner" McCree
>Jesse "Lowkey Sniper" McCree
>nanoboosted raid boss Rein (I kinda liked this one)
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>>161005418
Good fuck you
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>>161005293
>>161005345
I'm going to marry Fareeha.
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>>161004956
My queue times are rarely over a minute. Maybe the game is just having trouble finding 11 other people who are as bad at the game as you are. GL though!
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Why is Lucio's weapon so weak?
Just because he's a support shouldn't mean that he should only deal 64 dps.
At the very least they could speed up his projectiles so he can land those bubbles more consistently.
I love Lucio and play him a lot but this just doesn't feel right.
>>
>>161005471
>S1 Genji
>>
>>161005489
fuck off faggot you and your ded gaem
>>
Which skins do you expect to see in the inevitable Blizzard crossover event?

>Orc Shaman Winston
>Demon Hunter Genji
>Ironforge Torbjorn

>Marine Reinhardt
>Kerrigan Widowmaker
>Protoss Zenyatta

>Butcher Roadhog
>Auriel Mercy
>Barbarian Zarya
>>
>really enjoy zarya
>buy her golden gun because really like playing her
>find out she's getting nerfed to shit in the PTR

Everyone I love goes away in the end
>>
>>161005471
Pharah in diamond and higher. People finally realized she's a troll pick.
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>>161005590
I wonder how long that'll take
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>>161005543
Its got 10 Blizzard years to live. Ow is not going away for a long time, unfortunately. It will die though.
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How do I git gud at meme.va?

She's pretty straightforward, but I feel like I'm mismanaging her defense matrix.
>>
>>161005489
>three and a half minute wait for QP
>only plat in a match with 11 masters
>>
>>161005616
>bug gets fixed after half year
>omg my main is shit now fuck you blizzard

Zarya fags everyone.
>>
>>161005691
literally the third easiest hero in the game after mercy and pharah
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>>161005691
>How do I git gud at meme.va?
You don't shes trash and only exists for defense matrix and that 1 in 10 chance you actually kill someone with your ult.

Also shes getting nurfed again for no fucking reason next patch.
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>>161000306
76: For the duration, shots and Missiles can knock down enemies if they damage them enough

Ana: Increases Damage, Healing, and Fire Rate of Biotic Rifle

Junk: Short period of time where he shoots out clusters of grenades (3) as his primary fire

Reaper: A Wraith Form surge like in the cinematics where every enemy hit on his path is smacked by double melee damage. Perfect for finishing off weakened opponents or making a catastrophic escape

Zarya: Expulsion Zone from HOTS. Knocks enemies away from its epicenter and reduces their movement speed. More drastic effects with higher charge

Mei: Briefly gives the weapons of nearby teammates slow/freeze capabilities

Genji: A powerful smoke bomb that makes enemies incapable of distinguishing friend from foe in the smog

Hanzo: A Scatter Arrow version of his regular Ult that releases slower dragons

Mercy: Completely heals all living teammates in a certain radius.

Lucio: Briefly fires out a continuous stream of energy from his weapon that knocks back enemies and heals/speeds any ally caught in it

Widowr: Briefly gives all her teammates a weapon bonus where their shots do extra Venom damage

Torb: Increases movement speed and scrap generation at the cost of armor for the duration

Rein: Halves the cool down of his abilties (for the duration) and provides bonus armor (which sticks until destroyed)

Tracer: Overclocks her Blink, making cool downs nonexistent for it, as well as giving her the ability to Blink on the Y and Z axis at the cost of not being able to use Recall for the duration

Pharah: Homing missile on a single target with high radial damage

Hog: A large swing of his chain which stuns surrounding enemies and reloads his Scrap Gun

Bastion: Gets his shield from the beta back and will keep it until he either dies or it gets depleted

Sombra: Is given a cartridge of "Tag" rounds that do half-damage, but will mark enemies for your teammates to see until their death or character switch
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>>161005757
t. aluminium
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>>161005667
people have been saying WoW is dead for at least 10 years bro.
if it makes enough money and they want it alive it's gonna be here forever.
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>reddit is lobbying to get Terry Crews to voice Doomfist
>Terry even acknowledged it on his Twitter
>no one realizes having famous people in new IPs detracts from the experience
>or that Doomfist's personality and voicework may have already been done or decided
>they're going to put an actual VA out of work for their memes (especially in these hard times for VAs)

Goddammit why do they have to ruin everything.
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>>161005757
>he's still anally annihilated
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>>161005801
>>161005815
>d.va is super hard to play guys you're bad at the game if you don't think she's hard to play

nice cognitive dissonance
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>>161005737
>my main is shit now
What....no? They nerfed her shields by a tiny bit but her "bug" was the hit detection on her laser beam. Its fuckin amazing now!
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>Panic Buttons: The Video Game

how does anyone find this fun
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What kind of eyes should i put on her?
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>>161005757
>how to spot the mad and jealous plat guy who can't play high skill cap heroes like pharah
>>161005882
>let me just greentext something nobody has ever said and add an insult to it
Oh boy I'm laffin
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>>161005892
also she utterly fucks over genji with her shields on ptr now.
Zarya is as stronk as she ever was
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>>161005616
>buffed against Genji ult
>"nerfed"
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>>161005737
Shit Zarya fags maybe...

This nerf is not a nerf, you should still get plenty of charge from using your bubbles normally.
With the fix to the beam's tracking, Zarya is more fun to play now then ever and she is still a very strong pick in most situations (especially since she still melts Dva)
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>>161005814
>muh realistic cartoon shooter experience

>>161005940
Post your SR
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>>161005806
>Blizzard Will No Longer Report World of Warcraft Subscriber Numbers
Its like they have something to hide, Senpai! Fact is we'll never know unless someone at Blizzard leaks it.

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/blizzard-will-no-longer-report-world-of-warcraft-s/1100-6431943/
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>>161005926

If you get somebody to solo ult you, that's good for your team. If you got memed by scatter arrow,
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>>161005776
t. assblasted zarya that got her ult eaten by DM
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>>161005757
kek
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>>161005486

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bronze? I’ll have you know I mained Junkrat to the top of my team as grand Master, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Anubis, and I have over 3000000 confirmed damage. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire quick play. You are nothing to me but just another DPS. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying GG EZ to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of blizzard admins and your IP is being boop'd right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your SR. You’re fucking dead kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my ps4. Not only am I extensively trained in support combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Blizzard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit diamonds all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>161000306
what is an 'Izuna Drop' ?
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>>161006004
>bug gets fixed after half year
>omg my main is great now thank you blizzard
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>>161006068
>getting killed by pharah ever
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>>161006082
Google it, retard.
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>>161006027
not him but i take full responsibility of what he said
fight me.
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>>161006081
The tracer one with the "trained by a gorilla in warfare" was way funnier.
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Sombra is OP as fuck
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>>161006207
>literally shit enumbre

lol nobody is going to listen to you
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>>161005814
If we're going by VA's then the guy that voices Kratos from god of war would be good. He's black too, so that should keep the spergs who want VA's to match the characters ethnicity at bay.
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>>161006198
i dont wanna taint my google history with your weeb terms faggot.
now tell me
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>>161006207
>4 hours played
>lvl 94

How
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>>161006334
>Current competitive season
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>>161006062
Lol when I'm against D.Va I make it my mission to counter her every time. 3s is plenty of time to either avoid the ult or shield up.

Eventually you don't see D.vas anymore, you just see giant moving targets who sometimes give you a fuck ton of ez charge.
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>>161005814
He should have been Luke Cage!
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>>161006334
>other FPS games don't exist outside overwatch.
>nobody knows if he's a smurf or not
>pharah is broken op and all you need to do is get long range picks with your 120 damage to win games
Gee, I don't know
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>>160998515
Thanks for updating the OP.
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>>161006325
Play more ninja gaiden
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>>161006334
what is quick play
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>Tracer 1vs1
how ?
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>>161006540
People here play QP unironically? Now wonder this general is fucking retarded and awful at this game. I swear I am the only good player here.
>>
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>>161006207
>hard carried shitter
No thanks, come back when you're at least on Enumbre's level.
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The perfect combo for Dva's ult really is Zarya followed by a Sombra and then Dva.
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How likely am I to get banned if I replace Lucio's speedboost music with Running in the 90s?

Do Blizzard take the Rockstar approach of "literally any modification of the game AT ALL is cheating"?
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>>161006571
Save your rewinds to when you take damage. Never engage when your Rewind is on cooldown, always be reloaded.
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>>161006596
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>>161006027
Hope you'll enjoy hearing Felicia Day in every match once reddit gets her to voice act the next hero.
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>tune in to """"""competitive"""""" Overwatch
>every game is a mirror match filled with autistic jump canceling and meme spinning
who honestly enjoys this nonsense
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Finally
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>>161006705
can't be more annoying than mercy
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>>161006727
Boop!
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>>161006727
The retards in this general. Just look at all the try hards bragging about ranks in a super casual game. I bet nobody here has played Counter Strike Go in their lives.
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>>161006650
Not him but, the stats there aren't the stats of a shitter. More like stats of a smurf.
30 eliminations per game?
15k damage per game?
I doubt he was carried.
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>>161006764
IM BEIN ATTACKED
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>>161006808
>CSGO isn't casual
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>>161006596
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>>161005814
>muh reddit
Reddit also wanted Sombra to be a cute girl in skull mask, so? Also, some celebrity screaming about how they want or will be in some game actually lowers their chances of getting there. Remember how that guy who did Drive intro theme talked about how he's gonna get a radio in GTAV?

Also, did Terry ever do voice acting work?
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>>161005530
this picture makes me feel sad
but then again i hate mercy players because they're all fags and bad at the game
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>>161006764
>Mercy's VA
>Annoying
1v1 me I'll heal you.
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>>161006808
>playing babby's first FPS daycare that is GO
>not 1.6
LMAO
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>>161006808
>Counter Strike Go

yeah that's how most people can tell you're a fucking retard

i guarantee half the high ranks in overwatch that main hitscan DPS could get global because its so piss easy
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>>161006948
>Also, did Terry ever do voice acting work?

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2, Saints Row IV, Blade in some Marvel cartoons.
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>>161006596
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>have 4k comp points
>no idea what to spend them since i already have gold for my main and i barely play anyone else

I wonder if in should just save that shit in case they add something new into the shop.
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>>161006727
Tried watching it. Even with the 1-hero limit it's still exceptionally boring to watch.

Following a meta you can't play sounds pretty stupid.
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Can someone explain the Widowmaker corn thing to me please?
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>>160998750
Yes
Zen is cool + fun + pretty good
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I like We're All Soldiers Now brawl, what game would you recommend me?
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>>161007530
Titanfall 2.
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>>161005012
>get fixed

What fix you faggot? She's not OP why the fuck do you idiots overreact to any little change. A competent zarya STILL melts this bitch same with anyone that can shoot her giant fucking hitbox

t. Top 1000 dva on overbuff (not that althat actually means anything)
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>>161005050
more ironicaly, but yes
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>>161006808
I was with you until you said Counter Strike buddy.
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>>161004961
Even moreso from the trailer where he uses his hook to pull things with a rope
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>>161007574
>She's not OP
>giving the most hard to kill tank 100HP extra in the same patch that buffed her speed when firing
>T-TOTALLY BALANCED, DON'T TOUCH MY MAIN
LMAO, LITERALLY GENJI MAIN TIER
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>See all those cool high-lights with Genji ult
>"wow Genji is so cool lets try him out!"
>every time i ult I get 1 kill then die because of the sheathing animation
HOW DO PEOPLE DO IT.
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>>161007761
She is definitely not getting nerfed no matter how much you rage.
It's fun watching shitters shit the bed whenever they free kill is not free anymore
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>>160999728
>i-i'll going to start getting good good as roadhog and mccree
>whiff every hook
>miss every shot
>switch to reinhardt within two minutes
>immediately lead a push and take the point

i didn't choose the hammer it chose me
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>The point

Is now a magically font of energy that no one understands.

>Stuns
halved

>Mei's ult
simply doesn't work, the point always melts ice
>Mei's iceblock
simply doesn't work, the point always melts ice

>Bad match making

Realizing that the game is blatantly fucked, the point decides this game will not continue. No POTG, no End screen, ends mid match and goes to match making.
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>>161007761
>hardest tank to kill

KEK can you bait any harder? Everyone knows that's zarya since everyone begged for a zarya nerf. Get gud you plat shitter
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>>161007885
Screencapped, I'll post it next week when new PTR changes are announced.
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>>161006571
Go fast.
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>Numbani
>super-aggressive Reinhardt charges at us
>hack him as he goes passed
>he jumps around in circles uselessly flailing his hammer
>burn him down with my team

felt good
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>>161008109
Sound awful.
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>>161007761
>most hard to kill tank
kek
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>queue for random brawl
>it's Justice Rains From Above

Every single fucking time.

I get that they don't want to admit some of their maps are shit and give us the option to choose which map to play - maps take time, money, and effort to make, so some of them being ignored would be a waste on their end. But WHY they don't allow us to choose which brawl to queue into is beyond me, it's just custom rulesets, and now everyone has to play twenty Super Shimada Bros matches to get into that one Total Mayhem match.
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>that moment when you 1v1 Genji, he double jumps and you lose sight of him
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>>161008426
>super-aggressive Reinhardt
Will they ever learn?
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>>161008109
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>want to play sombra
>if I play sombra I lose because nobody fucking tank or heal
I just lost a
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>>161008710
>double jumps
>deflects while double jumping
>dashes through you
>double jumps
>dies
every mother fucking genji shitter out there
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>>161008715
HUAGH
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>>161004845

>too expensive

Blizzard is richer than SOE, they could easily do it and cash in more than was the cost. They can learn from planetside's mistakes and problems (planetside dev said that the game was a marvel of netcode).

In either case, they cannot create a traditional closed mmofps because there is too much competition, it would make zero sense. A story mode game will never be seen either, rollercoasters are too limited and a thing of the past.
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>>161008195
ditto
let's see who wins
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>>161008984
This is why I kek'd when I heard Blizzard was trying to jew us by having the servers only be 30 ticks.

I knew something was fishy when they announce OW was gonna be B2P.
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>tfw she see that you are girl (male)

"WINKY FACE!"
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>>161000114
>deflect anything

Good luck deflecting Mei's Spray.
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>>161008984
>Blizzard is richer
So what? Being richer doesn't mean you want to throw your money away for pointless shit.
Activision Blizzard is a BUSINESS COMPANY with two jews in charge, they want to make more money then they're spending. And MMOFPS is not a good and profitable thing nowadays.
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Dorado=Gibraltar=Route 66

King's Row=Hollywood>Eichenwald>Numbani

Volskaya>Hanamura>Anubis

Lijiang>Nepal>Ilios
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>>161000114
Yesterday a Genji on my team got PotG, and he climbed up a building directly where an enemy Pharah was roosting. As soon as Pharah saw him she blasted a single rocket at him point-blank but he deflected it, killing her. Game chat went hysterical.
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>>161009448
>Shit>Piss>Lijiang=Nepal=Ilios
More like this
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I'm so fucking angry. Matchmaking in this game is fucking bullshit, 10 games today and 1 won. My fucking god, if I'm shit put me against shits, if I'm good put me against good players, not top 500 koreans. Get nukd Blizzardshit.
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>>161009530
>shit over piss
Nice shit taste, faggot.
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>>161009553
>quick play
>matchmaking

Pick one.
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>>161009407
>Defending Activision
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>>161009553

If you've been winning a lot before this, you basically just have to bend over and accept the losses.

This game's match making is awful.
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>>161009590
You can at least make sculptures out of shit. Can you do this kind of thing with piss, eh?
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>>161009407

>MMOFPS is not a good and profitable thing nowadays.

Then why do they keep coming out and why are battlefield and cod so popular? If you mean open world mmofps, they have never existed besides planetsides.
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>>161009553
>Learn from da pain

Nah you probably wont
Blizzard cucked you i bet you still want to play the game and get sick playz and will continue to do so.
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>>161009448
All payload and hybrid maps are great fun.
Lijiang is great fun
Volskaya is okay.

Everything else is trash
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>>161009662
You can piss on something to make it your property. Haven't you seen Animal Planet?
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>>161001638
>amerifats
>when they get called out on stupidity they go LOJKASHDLKASJDLKJASLDIASLIUDASLKD LOLOL TRUMP
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Mobawatch is pretty good
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>>161009769
The way the game was supposed to be played DESU.
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>>161009637
You're right, I won quite a lot in the beginning and my winrate si 53%. This means that now I have periods of when I'll lose every game until I'll be even.
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>>161009630
Make a citation, where exactly am I defending Activision. I hate Bobby Kotick with all fibres of my body. I just said he ain't a total fool.
>>161009676
>they have never existed besides planetsides
Maybe there is a reason for this, how do you think?
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>>160998807
She'll get 1 recolor

Genji will get 4 legendaries
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>>161009686
Exactly what I was going for. I'd take a map with a payload over anything else any time of the day, but if it has been to be something else, let it at least be Lijiang or Volskaya.

Anubis is the worst map my far in my opinion, Hanamura is as cancerous but at least it looks good, whereas second point Anubis looks prickly as fuck.
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Offseason has no placements, ranking or XP rewards.
It's literally just a long ass QP game. What was blizzard thinking?
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>>160998752
>implying Winston won't get the reindeer skin
>it's just going to be a red nose and a couple branches taped to his head
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>>161010023
Its nice to have some down time.

They probably realized that there is a burnout effect in the game (and not enough content yet) to support constant seasons.
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>>161009843
>Maybe there is a reason for this

Because they are hard as fuck to create? Planetside managed to be made but the core of the game was empty because there were no real goals besides of capturing territory. The game was released as bare bones which contributed to its failure. Construction was released only recently, continent locking like 2 years after the game was released too. There are no quests, end-game content or pve and a lot of details and immersion were omitted for the sake of immersion because the planetside 2 engine is heavy and unoptimized as fuck. Blizzard knows all of this and they know that a successful mmofps can be made if these problems are avoided, including also the actual technical problems which the ps2 devs have gone through. They probably treat ps2 as a test run for a mmofps and the things that can go wrong with them, which is extremely useful.
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>>161008391
>yfw meme questline is the best part of the game
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>>161010023
It should have XP at the very least, this way you're wasting you're time and all they did was split the tryhards between QP and comp, whereas previously you could easily find them in QP.
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>about to push Q as Genji
>think if I'll be able to get a teamkill this time around

>about to push Q as Tracer
>think if I'll be able to get more than one kill with that bomb

>about to push Q as 76
>think if I'll be able to kill someone before D.Va pops matrix

>about to push Q as Reaper
>think if I'll be able to steal POTG from Mercy

>about to push Q as McCree
>think if I'll be able to kill someone without Rein blocking me off

>about to push Q as Pharah
>think if it's worth dying over a chance to kill someone
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>>161010209
all of that was invalided since I got PotG as Lucio by knocking two people off a ledge
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>>161010160

*for the sake of optimization
>>
This game will hopefully die soon. It has too much... stupid bullshit.

#1 reason this game is garbage. Doesn't matter how refined or well designed the game is. The matchmaking is the worst. Since this is multiplplayer only game, the score is automatically 0/10. More often than not, one team is being crushed and stomped. The times where the game is close are extremely fun, doesn't really matter if you win or lose, those really never happen. I can't stress how bad matchmaking is.

#2 characters and hard counters. I don't understand why hard counters exist, they simply invalidate other characters and force them to change, not diminish their effect, just... instantly kills them or renders them completely null.

>Winston/Dva jump on you as any character but 3-4 that can deal with them.
>it's mathematically impossible to beat them since they have special armor, high hp, jump abilities, and straight damage block abilities while still dealing damage to you, you can't ever hope to beat them or run from them.
>die, its impossible to live unless Ana (perhaps the single most overpowered character in overwatch) heals you.

>Tracer/Genji/Pharah
>Forced to pick someone with hitscan.. or the before mentioned tanks, otherwise you will most likely die if they can aim.
>Most characters it becomes mechanically impossible to reliably hit, more relying on luck and guessing where they will be next.
>Enjoy instant death from their ults. Except pharah.

>Mei
>Why is this character in the game? Stuns are instant kills in this game, like ana's sleep dart. Why did they rely on dota/lol mechanics and even add stuns longer than a second? The fact that these stun abilities like hammerdown, which basically wins the game/point on use with no need for accuracy or timing.
>Icewall on chokes which is every other fucking corner on every map
>Iceblock to further test the limits of rage and hatred beyond normal human levels.
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>>160999718
They need to make teleporter a normal ability and let her scroll to it via mousewheel like a second gun for placement.

Tweak with numbers and a cooldown or something.
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>>161010209

kill the d.va before you ult you fruitcake
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>>161001269
>Smugberry
The best choice.
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>>161010327

saved
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>>161010360
>kill D.Va
Someone didn't get the memo
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>>161010209
Genji's ult is undeniably the best in the game. Insane damage, mobility, survivability, flexibility, and uncounterability.

It's never going to change sadly, because a ridiculous amount of players are Genji mains who cry over every little thing, and balancing him would lose them a huge amount of the playerbase who are supposed to buy lootboxes.
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>>161009736
LOJKASHDLKASJDLKJASLDIASLIUDASLKD LOLOL TRUMP

Oh shit, wait you're right.

Damn you got me.
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Off season gives no xp?
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>tfw you finally figure out bastions spray pattern

better sniper than widow
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>Playing all brawls
>tanks a lot
>double winston in our team even if he's completely shit in that mode
>we obviously lose
>High noon
>our team has all mastery
>enemy team is on average lvl 50
>see allies cam, two of them were doing emotes alone in some building midmap when the enemies where at our spawn
>we lose hard

Sooooooo fun
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>>161001638

>Americans elected a reality TV show host as their president.

Nothing you fat fucks say can ever top that.
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>>161010515
>Genji's ult is undeniably the best in the game.
You're powered up, get in there!
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>tfw bad
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>first appearance of Pharah ever has her dying while ulting

You can't make this stuff up.
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>>161010868
is this real? or have you been throwing games on purpose?
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>>161006571
Whomever rewinds first loses.
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>>161010868
How even, my dude? I did all my placement matches literally on the final hours of the season since I just reached level 25 and I did better than you.
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>>161002182
HOTS is fine, it's just a moba is all. If it's not your thing it's not your thing. I got bored with it myself long ago but I won't say it's horrible, just not my thing. I hope they do more stuff like like Cho what with two players controlling one character, that's neat.
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>>161010889
Not to mention the Pharmercy combo was shown in Mercy's first gameplay bit
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>>161010446
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>>161010160
>Because they are hard as fuck to create
Bingo! They are hard to create, they are hard to maintain, and they are hard to keep people in.
Which equals to TOO EXPENSIVE WITH A LITTLE CHANCE OF BIG PROFITS. Blizzard can't just make shit and call it a candy. They make cool, tough and structured shit with a bling, that's how they work.
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>>161010649
Do you feel superior because you're not American?
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>people butthurt about pharah
Stay plat, /owg/
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Is there anyplace with all OW hero voice lines? I remember there used to be a website, but it got taken down
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QP makes me want to kill my self.

How do people just play this?
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>playing genji
>jump in front of a mei on our team when i see roadhog
>deflect hook
>hear "A-mei-zing"
good feels desu
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>tfw to intelligent to be a DPS hero
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>>161011239
Just play it, you dingus. You get only 500 exp extra for winning, so chill the fuck out
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>>161010868
> <1k sr

you must bring us tales of the bronze realms
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>>161011212

>Do you feel superior to a country of mouth breathing fatties?

Yes.
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>>161011308
Her damage is okay if you go for 100% accuracy and are serious about it. But merely "okay"

And I doubt they will buff it, might buff hack or something else.

Did they tweak hack at all? I kept getting hacked while shielding as Reinhardt on PTR even when I faced the Sombra.
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>>161011158
How is she such a qt?
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>>161011435
Name your country and I can give a reason America is better than it. Don't be shy. <3
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>>161010951
>>161011023
I only play Widowmaker and can't really aim that well
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This game has beautiful shadows.
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>>161011616
Try some other heroes out
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>>161011616
>play Widowmaker
Right. Carry on then, we always need people to populate the low ladder during midseasons
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>>161011528

Germany.

Do you know where that is?
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>>161011806
Not him but the history of your nation leaves you all pretty tainted...
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>>161011806
Lol, enjoy all those sandniggers raping your daughters.
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>>161011886
says the guy who's nation was built on slavery and racism that persists to this day. at least germans apologized (and are still apologizing to this day).
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>>161011806
>Germany
>Looking down on anyone

A heil to you too
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>>161011806
Allahu Ackbar!
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>>161011991
Yeah, so don't call us when Russia decides to analfuck you.
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can /pol/ please leave?
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>>161011435
OH, okay.

Yeah we're all fat and breath through the mouth. You're right.

Man, I'm so fat I breath through my asshole.

Do you know what that's like?

It's like, a really tiny man, constantly exhaling into your asshole, like he's trying to do CPR on your butthole.

That's what being an American is like.

It's like a tiny man doing CPR on your butthole. Did you know that?
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>>161011616
>I only play _______
don't be that guy
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>>161011616
Kill yourself.
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>>161011616
I play McCree to try and improve my aim since I moved to a much lower sensitivity and I'm still getting used to it.

I might try widowmaker out.
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>>161011528
>Name your country and I can give a reason America is better than it.
>Americans actually need to go around doing this.
>Americans actually personally identify with their country.
>Americans actually personally identify with their surrounding landmass and governing structure.
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>>161011991
Ignoring the stupidity of that post...

I remember when we had a student visiting from there back in the day and he got in a fight with my friend. Apparently the German dude thought it was because he was German or something and my friend brought up he was Jewish and called him a Nazi and the dude just shut down like a switch was flipped and became 100% non hostile, passive and lowered his head and was apologetic and super submissive

The Germans are a broken people
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alright u fuckboys it's time for some dank reaps to lighten this place up
give them up and nobody gets hurt
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oy vey why didn't the goyim tell me about sombra's spray pattern?
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>>161012632
>A BLOO BLOO I TALK SHIT
>A BLOO BLOO SOMEONE ACTUALLY CALLS ME OUT ON IT

Wherever you're from, you're making them look pathetic.
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>>161011616
>I only play a Sniper, but can't aim!
So this is how people 'legitimately' reach trash ranks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJDyg_dl8vY
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How do you play this game?

Two or three people on my team get picked off and we can't 3v6 so I back away, but the other two people don't back away and then they just get picked off and I'm the only one left alive.

Then everyone gets mad at me even though I played perfectly and made no mistakes. Those other guys made mistakes and got picked off, but then they get mad at me and I don't know what they want me to do about it.

Why would you get mad at someone else when you ran straight at the enemy team and they instantly evaporated you? That's your fault.
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>>161012714
please don't hurt me mr reaper
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>>161012748
I'm from america so jokes on you
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>>161012714
don't beyblade pls
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>>161012823
No, you're not.
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>>161012786
Overwatch playerbase is dumb.
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Childhood is idolizing Genji
Adulthood is realizing Junkrat makes more sense
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>Bastion

Added passive: Power overwhelming

Destroys all projectiles that cross into bastions line of fire in turret form as long as he has been firing for at least one second.
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>>161012632
You don't identify with your country? Do you go ugh, and roll your eyes when someone is proud of your nation?
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Only top 500's can reply to me
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>You are coming with me, dead or alive.

What ''justice'' is that? Pharah is evil.
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>>161012632
Are you being serious? Because if you're just pretending then by all means, bait these dumbass motherfuckers all day.

Just, you seem serious to me. And I don't even disagree with you, I actually agree with everything you've said, it's just, kind of lame if you're not trying to troll people and actually mean it though.

I'm sorry if this observation triggers your insecurity and makes you upset, I'm just trying to level with you for a second as kind of a neutral observer who doesn't really care one way or the other.
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>>161012714
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>>161012985
fgt
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>>161012985
>tfw don't even play competitive

What are you gonna do about it, faggot?
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>>161012985
I topped 500 your mother last night, that counts?
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>>161012776
That's really sad.
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>>160999798

Why do all these faggots play the same kind of music? It's fucking awful
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>>161012942
Not that guy, but rather than rolling eyes and whatever, it's more like a shrug. Only americans are brainwashed to believe extreme patriotism is something to be admired and normal, and it's pretty sad.
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>>161003186
who this mega cutie?
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>>161012869
lol
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>>161013060
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>>160998750
>Maining
>In OW

You are what is wrong with this game
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>>160999798
T-b-h he seems chill af, pham.

What was your intention in posting this?
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>>161013217

Your're trash
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>>161013127
You keep saying "americans" like they're the only group of nationalistic people on the planet, and that makes you look really stupid, since you seem to really believe that. Like, it's obvious that's false, so instead it raises the question what your personal issue is with Americans in particular, and not any other group of people that show the kind of extremism you despise.

Furthermore, you're making a sweeping generalization, as if to imply that all Americans, or even the majority of Americans, fall into the category of people you feel superior to. That being likely the case, "americans" wouldn't be the best categorical qualifier for you to use to describe the particular group of people that annoy you. Why not just say what you mean - say "extreme nationalists" instead? It makes you sound irrational and upset.
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>>161013209
>tfw you have 6 mains so you don't end up with an unfamiliar character
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Why is Mercy the weakest support?
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>>161012942
I don't gawk like a mouthbreathing buzzfeed "writer" but it's just shameful to latch yourself onto your country. As an educated person, seeing some hic pop out of his trailer just to remind everyone """we""" went to the moon first is fucking obnoxious. Nationalism is just a vain effort to group yourself up with people who've done more than you ever will.

>>161013056
>Are you trying to speak to people in a genuine manner?
If hiding behind five layers of irony is your thing, go for it, but when you live in a literal meme country it becomes a hassle.
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>>161011528
I actually can give you reasons why your country is shit.
>shit history or culture
>country made by immigrants, even during WWII had to gather scientists from Europe to develop the atomic bomb, let's not talk about Tesla or other imported great minds
>even knowing this they still act like racist shits
>shit welfare, at least me country doesn't leave me die of cancer
>shit public education
>most obese country in the world
>M-MUH GUNS, nothing is more important for 'murritards than their weapon
>President is literally a retarded meme

Should I continue?
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>tfw finally figured out tracer's spray pattern
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>>161013508
Now name your country, faggot.
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>>161013437
Can't heal and do damage at the same time (hell can't really do any real damage at all)
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>>161013530
tfw zenyatta has no spray pattern
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>>161013437
Shortest heal range
Can't heal and do something else at the same time
The most unreliable ult

Still alright though, not bad.
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>want to play as smug blueberry qt in qp
>enemy team has genji and winston
>4ft time in a row
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Ps4 player here (my toaster can't run it), can anyone on the ptr tell me if people are actually using the "keep team" feature? I hate trying to solo comp when I get bad teams more than good teams.
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>>161013634
>doesn't know the alt-fire spray pattern and active reload
This is why I'm top 500 and you're wood league...... chump.
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>>161013437
range
also her ult gain is super fucking slow now so you cant afford to burn it outside of teamfights, which means she cant maintain momentum like she used to be able to when she got like 3 ults per minute
honestly shes not even bad its just that zen and ana are still overpowered
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post a buff that would make a character completely broken or op
>roadhogs hook cooldown resets after a kill
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>>161013501
Fair enough, if that's your thing then.

I just have a hard time understanding people with intense emotions over things that seem irrelevant to me. Seems like being overly dramatic about nothing.

But whatever you enjoy man. I mean if you enjoy it, I won't say you should stop. Fuck it. Let these bitches have it all day. It's better than waifu shitposting wars and gay McCree fantasies.
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>>161012985
Does this trigger you, anon?
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>>161012714

>>161013530
>tfw figure out death blossom spray pattern
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>>161013437
>people actually play this character in 3v3
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>>161013437
>coffee
I am glad that wasn't cum gokkun

not a slut!
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>>161011159
>hard to keep people in

What makes you think they are hard to keep people in when there has never been a mmofps with actual content and rewards other than capturing territory? The only way a mmofps with actual content will differ from a mmorpg with actual content is the combat mechanics. This requires more technical expertise and demands from the server but it doesn't mean that an enticing mmofps that keeps people playing cannot exist.
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>>161013783
Mercy gains the health lost by her target as shields
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>>161013824
Actually, I think he triggered you.
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I keep getting paired with prestige cunts 100s of levels higher than me and even fucking G2s.
"Matchmaked with players of your skill level" my ass, I'm only level 30.
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How come in SFM, Pharah's face is always the one that's most off?
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>>161013986
I think Tracer's SFM face is much worse.
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>>161013874
Of course not, Mercy is 100% pure.
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>>161013961
>he still thinks time played = skill
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>>161013986
I think the base model doesn't have the topo for mouth manipulation or something, which kinda makes sense since her face is often pretty covered
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>>161013961
It's not based on your play time/level. It's based on your win/loss percentage.

Quickplay uses a hidden MMR system. The Blizzard devs have already talked about it so I'm not feeding you speculation, this is a known fact. Google it.

If you're being matched with those people either you are really good, or they are really shit.

When you get on a win streak you get thrown into teams of players with higher and higher aggregate MMRs until you lose a match and then it swings the other way, placing you in lower and lower aggregated MMR teams until you win again.
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>>161014105
It is my nigga, 10k hours rule.

In the case of overwatch its high levels letting their siblings/toddlers play with their account.

I do that
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>>161014094
Some of her lines are very lewd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0IcF7qMoPQ
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Off-season + PTR = shit
Every game is just which team decides to leave before the first round is over.
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>>161014207
>tfw let my gf play on my account
I just hope she never tries Comp, it'd kill my ratingautism
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>>161013783
Widowmaker passive ability: Alive
When Widowmaker is on fire she can quickscope.
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>>161010868
I am so confused by the final ranking at the end of the season.

>Season high 2517
>Current 2160
>Thanks for competing! You placed silver!

WHAT?
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>>161013783
McCree's highnoon goes through shields
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>tfw you finally figure winton's spray pattern
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>>161004198
that's nothing

roadhog's hook is hitscan
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>>161013783
tracer is invincible and also kills everything in one hit

did I do it right?
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Okay, 4K+ Mccrees, what dpi/ingame sens are you playing with?
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>>161013783
literally nothing changes about ana at all
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>>161014181
Sounds shit to be honest.
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>>161014267
Not at all, you just interpret them wrong.
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>>161014591
4000 DPI
15 ingame sens.
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>>161014591
dpi won't fix you being shitter
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>>161014682
Cool.
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>>161014451
Everyone's icon on that page was messed up. I finished at masters and still got that silver icon next to my rating.
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>>161013783
instead of healing targets, lucio's aura causes health to work like armor, and causes regular armor to reduce damage by twice as much
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HOW DO I GIT GUD AS le cyborg ninja man?
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>>161014591
3200 DPI
in-game sens = 1

Which is mathematically the same as 1600/2, or 800/4, or 400/8.

But I heard this shannon's law bullshit and so I have it set that way just in case. Honestly I haven't noticed a difference between 3200/1 and 1600/2 or 800/4
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Why is widowmaker allowed to singlehandedly carry a team?
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>>161014929
Hon.
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>>161014929
she isn't unless the enemy team is shit
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>try off season comp
>1 tank no heal against meta stack
>nobody switches the whole game

Why are people allergic to winning?
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>>161014929
because blizzard thinks buffing dps is going to diminish tank roles instead of reinforcing them
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>>161014929
>carry
>Widow
Did I go back in time to launch?
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>>161013217
his game was pretty bad. For someone who should carry he has like bronze stats
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>No one to play Overwatch with
>Only been solo-queuing comp for the last few weeks
>Try QP today since we're off season
>Play one match then close the game
>Realise I don't find the game fun at all
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>>161014897
Thanks.
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Ana was probably subjected to tahara, or the Egyptian practice of female genital mutilation. As a young girl or event infant, she would have been held down by her mother or older female relative as a midwife, barber or other untrained specialist cut off a part or whole of her clitoris to ensure chastity and the lack of impure thoughts.

The question is, would she have subjected Pharah to the same?
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>>161014735
How would you interpret her Witch costume?
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>>161014896
Play the game and watch some streamers
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Whats the point of off season if you can't even get xp?
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>>161014929
Because long range hitscan are currently ridiculously busted. If it wasn't for Ana who can quickly heal those long range damage, the game would be a joke.
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>>161015509
this
why the fuck did they have to shut down comp on a huge holdiay weekend

I ain't got family and shit, just let me comp
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>>161015557
Probably. If americans keep doing it, egyptians would too.
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>>161015557
What a dumb post
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>>161015557
>Ana
>Muslim
You idiot?
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>>161015557
>to ensure chastity and the lack of impure thoughts.
Well that obviously didn't work
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>>161015779
I hoped people would try hard there still, more so since you won't get anything from it. But sadly that's not the case either.
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>>161015557
Egyptians don't do that, only savage tribes across Africa.
Ana is a horny slut.
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>>161013874
h-has anyone done this? i-it doesn't sound bad, I like the instructions
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>>161016078
Of course not.

Anal toys are much better.
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What am i supposed to do without competitive? Life is so boring
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>europoors waking up
>gayfag posters shitting up the thread
hmm really made me think
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>>161016332
Europe here, it's 8PM, retard.
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>Comp season ends the day my 4 day weekend begins
Why jeff
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>>161013401
>mfw have a main in every class of heroes
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>>161016078
>>161016201
What a bunch of obedient healsluts.
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>>161013667
her ult is the only good thing about her
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>>161016497
>maining everyone

Fucking Mary Sue
>>
Be honest with me, faggots: How high can someone climb on the seasonal ladder if he strictly solo queue all the time?
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>>161013783
make his sword 8 seconds and give it 150 damage per swing

wouldn't that be absolutely bonkers? haha
>>
>>161014793
>>161014451

Or tahts their new rank! Jeffy said a lot of shit players got higher ranks than they should of and they would be "ADJUSTED ACCORDINGLY" maybe there was a nip slip and now everyone knows what their s3 rank will be.
>>
>>161016332
>>gayfag posters shitting up the thread
where?
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>>161016629
>tfw not a liability to my team
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>>161016718
I got a max of like 3027 last season doing only solo queue since the game came out.
>>
>>161015964

It is practiced by both Egyptian Christians and Muslims

>>161016031

As of 2005, it was still practised by 95-7% of the population.
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>>161016718
You can climb all the way up to top 1 you if you try hard enough, ya dingus.
i solo queued my way up to 3166
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>>161016720
haha yeah that would be so op
good thing blizzard would never do it haha
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so people who say that QP is retarded.
well sometimes it really is.

you guys will love this.
i call this one the
>how to be a fucking useless shit mccree full spaghetti mode literally bronze and still win the game
>>
>>161016948
>>161016876

Are these considered high values?
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>>161017004
They're diamond, so it just means that i'm slightly less shitty than the others, while still being a shitter.
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>only play quickplay
>season ends
>quickplay gets flooded by tryhard cancer in full stacks
>no limits is memeing cancer
>3v3 is the roadhog show
>1v1 is a coinflip of character experience
No fun allowed ever anywhere
Anyone else remember how fun the first month was?
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>>161016984
>his team is wiped
>enemy team on point
>almost cap the point
>get off of it
What the fuck?
So this is the power of quick play.
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>>161016959
I know right!!? It's almost as giving someone an ability to buff the healing someone gets as well as a debuff of healing for the enemy as well as giving said character mccrees gun damage at the max range.
>>
>>161017068

So that means master and grandmaster are only attainable if you queue with a full group, or am I reading too much into it?
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>>161017092
Depends, the first month was full of people sperging in QP because comp wasn't out yet.
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>>161012714
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>>161017092
I play to get my first win of the day then lose motivation.
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>>161016842
>>161016629
>tfw strugle to main any offense characters
>>
>shot behind corners: the video game

they can't keep getting away with it
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>>161017262
>that feel2real
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>>161017348
soldier is pretty easy
>find high ground
>wait out support ults or have a flanker kill them
>use aimbot of balance and fun
>win
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>>161017248
You can definitely climb up to Masters and GM solo queueing, it will just take an unreasonable amount of time. Having a group helps a lot, but if you're good enough you can just get there by yourself
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>>161017092
>playing QP just now
>Hanamura defense
>my team is Widow, Hanzo, Roadhog, Genji, Sombra
>enemy team is a full stack of Soldier, Mei, Rein, Zarya, Lucio, Ana
>Mei walls off the choke, they group up, Lucio speedboosts them to the point, Soldier kills the Widow and Hanzo, Rein and Zarya kill the Roadhog, and they cap the point in 30 seconds

Sure Blizzard.
>>
>>161017248
>a full group
Don't queue as a 6-stack unless your 6-stack is hot shit. You'll be matched against other premades and you'll be facing much tougher matchups as a result, making any lapses in communication that much more punishing.
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>>161016984
This is the most retarded webm I've ever seen
WHY
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>Play DPS
>No one picks healer so auto-lose
>Play healer
>Gold Elims (9)
>>
>steamrolled
>steamroll
>steamrolled
>steamroll
>etc

"fun"
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>>161016718
If you're lucky enough to consistently be matched with teammates that aren't as dumb as a sack of Mei mains then you might do well.
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>>161017775
>gg
>gg
>My mommy says people my age shouldn't suck on their thumbs.
>gg
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>>161017475
>be stuck in mid plat for like two months trying to play with group
>eventually try solo and hit master in like two weeks, no winstreaks involved

I wish i knew how to get more friends.
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>>161017775
>Play Mercy
>Get excited by steamrolling or getting steamrolled
>keep sucking that juicy dildo

Fun
>>
The devs should have listened to my superior suggestion of giving Symmetra an energy shield and sword and just make her a mobile melee hero. They made her more elaborately shit and now they have even more to fix.
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>>161017983
>>161017983
>>161017983
>>161017983
>>161017983
>>
What was the last cheevo you've gotten
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>me ooga
>team booga
WHAT THE FUCK???
>>
Are they going to actually nerf 76 and D.Va, or are people going to have to git gud?
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>>161018089
J-Jake?!
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>>161018268
They will never nerf D.va. Also her explosion going through shields is not a glitch, and will go to live.
>>
>play favorite heroes
>do well
>win
>four gold medals

>play someone I rarely play
>want to try them out and be carried
>do horribly
>lose
>four gold medals

So it really is just me, huh.
>>
>Found game
>lowlvls vs stack of 300-400 lvls
>leave
>Found game
>grandmaster gengi vs lowlvls
>leave
>Found game
>grandmaster winston stomps my team
>sit through entire match
>defeat
>leave
>-xp debuff
What the fuck is wrong with this game? I just want to play a few qp as WM
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>>161018268
D.Va is a much better Tank and much less abusive than what we have been working with.

Zarya with her 190 dps out to 16m and her AoE knockbacks and divine shield bubbles was much stronger than buffed D.Va, who mostly just protects and survives and is just enough of a threat to not be ignorable.

Soldier:76 is a DPS who actually does, you know, DPS. Instead of nerfing Soldier:76 Blizzard should consider increasing other DPS heroes damage output.
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>dumb pharah posting
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>>161017662
>This is the most retarded webm I've ever seen
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>>161018771
every fucking time, lmaoo
>>
>End of Season 1
>Long ass unneeded gap in comp play
>End of Season 2
>Week long unneeded gap in actual comp play
>For a week you a get "comp" mode with everyone fucking around and no leaver penalty so every game someone quits after the first round
Fuck Blizzard. Just have one season end and the next one start on the same day.
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>>161018268
if theres anything you shouldve learned about blizzard by now is that they refuse to admit when they make mistakes, they just double, triple or even quadruple down on the exact same fuckup in hopes that itll eventually work itself out
so whats gonna happen is that instead of rolling back or tuning down what theyve already changed, theyre going to lower dvas damage and increased soldiers spread again
maybe even decrease their ult charge for good measure, really sells the "were trying to balance the game fuck but ahaha fuck the community for calling out our fuck ups" attitude
>>
Ana's grenade is insane.
>>
>Go play qp so I can just relax and practice classes I don't normally play
>everyone else has the same idea
God fucking damn it
>>
>>161018916
I doubt they'll do any of these things.

Because D.Va is fine and so is Soldier:76.

T. Pharah main
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>>161018873
>tfw you don't even get XP from playing off season comp
Seriously what the fuck?
>>
Holy fuck this offseason competitive mode is awful.

> try offseason competitive mode to practice
> Eichenwalde defense
> team instalocks Widow, Genji. Hanzo and Soldier
> Nobody locks a tank or a healer
> fuckthis.jpg
> leave game
> Can't play any other game mode, only have option to "rejoin match"
> have to sit through 4 rounds of attack/defense with these chucklefucks who refuse to lock a heal/tank all round
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Why is the general so dead? Is this because of Thanksgiving?
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>>161000741
Yeah I'm sure you hard carried surefour
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>tfw too smart but lazy to play Offensive heroes
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>>161019117
who cares, it pretty much just qp with rounds
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>>161018973
>Go play qp so I can just relax and practice classes I don't normally play
>Get shit on by tryhards playing their mains like it's a comp match
>>
>>161019168
Yes go do something with your friends/family loser
>>
Thanksgiving crates when?
>>
>>161018771
I don't get it
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pharah and junkrats explosives deal too much damage
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>>161019226
i'm not murican, mate. And my family lives in another city and you are my only friends
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>>161018873
Well to be fair, they are still testing a drastic change to one of the characters and letting people acclimate themselves to a new character as well.

As much as I hate the breaks between seasons, i'd rather have them than have to adjust to a complete meta shift mid-season
>>
>>161019226
I already had the family dinner and we've all gone our separate ways. I don't believe in Black Friday so it's back to Overwatch for now.
>>
>>161019280
Actually, it is hitscan that deal too much damage.
>>
How the fuck does Roadhog's hook work?

Whenever I'm hooked it's instadeath, whenever I hook someone I shoot them, melee them, shoot them again, and they still have more than 50% health left (squishies).
>>
>>161019214
QP with rounds, sure.

However, being stuck with 5 people that refuse to pick any sort of real team comp for those rounds sucks
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Let's all say what we're thankful for.

I'm thankful for those thighs and ass
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If I started a team for screwing around with odd compositions in quickplay and whatnot, are there any other master or better players who would be interested in joining? I would like to see if there's any options out there that could potentially change the meta

Examples:

1) zero supports tri-DPS tri-tank high mobility comp that relies on sombra medkits and self heals, like sombra/s76/tracer/roadhog/dva/winston.

2) defense comp with no tanks except rein, that uses symmetra/torb health boosts to make pseudo-tanks

symmetra/torb/reinhardt/s76/lucio/mercy

3) 'symmetra scumming' defense comp where you place the shield gen inside some hallway-laden building and use a junkrat or pharah to defend it

4) bastion comps in general

5) comps entirely based around misdirection, like four players making a lot of noise from the front while two players with ults sneak around the back
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>>161019434
Memes
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>>161019487
I'm thankful for the D.Va buffs.
>>
>>161019487
I'm thankful for all the damage dealers who let me pocket them and carry me to victory.
>>
>>161019190
how can you be smart if playing offensive heroes to carry in solo q is the only smart move
t. mlg pro genji player
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>TFW ZARYA DESTROYS EVERYONE EXCEPT MEI
>why are you still not a zarya main?
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>>161019487
I'm thankful Blizz made two best girls
>>
>>161019280
sounds like someones trying to get hired by blizzard
round out your resume with a nice "mccree probably deserves a buff now that he doesnt invalidate one of the other dps"
or maybe even a "lucios pickrate is too high even though i cant specifically pick a single thing about his kit that could be considered broken or even exceptional so he deserves nerfs"
or perhaps the ever-popular "ana is fine now, it was definitely the speed boost in her ult that pushed her over the edge and im glad it was adjusted, theres so many more viable ult targets now that arent named soldier 76"
>>
>>161019319
It would make sense if Blizzard did balance changes and added new heroes during the off season but that isn't what Blizzard has done, Ana and Sombra got added mid season and lots of balance changes have happened since release during the course of the seasons.
>>
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>>161019487
I'm thankful for the fat manpig of cross-dimensional hooks.
>>
>>161019621
Because she's boring and I care more about having fun then tryharding
>>
HOW DA FUQ DO YOU KILL A WM WHEN A MCCREE IS ALWAYS BY HER?????????????????
>>
>>161019806
hope someone on your team knows how to play genji and press E
>>
>>161019806
Be widowmaker
>>
>>161019806
?????
Go Widow and outsnipe her
Stay behind a rein shield
Get a Dva/winston and another flanker and shove them up their asses
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>>161019487
Buffed Dad:76
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>>161019798
>placing fun and personal enjoyment over winning
What a faggot.
>>
> Only play Hanzo in quickplay
> tfw Golds and PotGs more often than not
> tfw can't play him in comp because im not good enough to consistently Hanzo at mid-high diamond and dont want to throw
> tfw forever pubstomping


I wish I could stay in gold/plat and be happy playing whatever the fuck i want
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>>161019487
I'm thankful for Hana.
>>
>>161019992
It's a casual baby game, people who are proud of being really good at OW are kind of sad.
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>>161019975
I'm thankful for all the tears he and D.Va seem to bring to this general.
>>
Is dva op I seem to be wiping floor with it even though I'm mediocre
>>
>>161020051
It's basically impossible to fall out of diamond unless you're terrible at the game.
>>
are they ever gonna fix genji
>>
>>161020191
the last two buffs were not needed, but she's just good now, not op.
>>
> there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that can't wallride efficiently with Lucio on PC
> mfw I can do it on console

How the fuck are people so bad. Some of the shit i see in these threads baffles me
>>
>>161020257
fix him how?
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>>161019487
I'm thankful for my huckleberry
>>
>plat Ana in my team
>Master Ana in enemy team
>obviously lose
>Exit to Desktop
>launch Steam
>start KF2
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>>161019487
I am thankful to my dear mommy.
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>>161020463
he's everyone's huckleberry though. Probably packing a bunch of stds too
>>
>No rank in off season comp
>no leaver penalty in off season comp

This is just quick play with a different rule set. This game is dead.
>>
Fuck my shit life

>3v3
>literally last match, we are winning 2v1, exactly before the enemy dying my connection drops and I get kicked out

>try another match
>we are Pharah, D.va and I am MercY
>we defeat the first enemy
>retarded D.va gets killed by junkrat in a 1v1 because she's too stupid to activate defense while I'm healing her
>Pahrah can't fucking kille a Lucio in 1v1, even worse I get killed by behind because retarded Pharah played only on ground

I'll never get my free chests
>>
I am a Mercy main and I am a huge slut.
>>
>>161020510
>he didn't refund KF2
>>
>>161020658
>>161020658
>>161020658
move once you want to post more pics
>>
>>161019487
I am thankful for you guys.
>>
>>161020380
Make his deflect match the visuals and be of reasonable size, instead of a half-sphere as wide relatively as Reinhardt's shield is to Reinhardt
Remove all animation cancelling combos
Remove edge launch and other movement-related Genji bugs
Remove the special blink nature of Swift Strike to be in line with other movement related abilities, ie. it is slowed by Mei and does not escape graviton.
Reduce the magic size of swift strike hitbox, where not passing through a target but just in the general vicinity of still damages them currently.
Remove the omni-directional nature of swift strike and only have horizontal dashes.
>>
>>161020661
At least KF2 isn't forcing level 0 and level 25 to play together like QP matchmaking.
>>
>>160999718
Pretty disappointed in the symmetra rework. It feels sloppy. Giving her 2 ults just seems like a cheap way to make her viable on more than 1st point defense.

Also....flying rein shield wtf
>>
>>161020945
Her ultimate is now Shield Generator. 9/10 it is the better ultimate. But maybe they want to avoid removing something iconic with her teleporter, so they've just put both in the game.

I'm very happy with the Symmetra rework. She is VERY good now and incredibly fun to play.
>>
>>161020812
T-thanks, anon-kun. Me too <3
>>
>>161021061
glad I bought her golden gun
>>
>>160999672
>>161000146
toxic af
>>
>>161020647
Anything on the Ecopoint needs serious work until it's fun. Best way to get the lootboxes is to play brawl playlist and hope you get a good one or one skewed in your favor (Justice Rains From Above on defense for example).
>>
>>161019252
of course you don't, my bronze friend
>>
>>161019182
watch the video
>>
>>161021061
She is still a much more defense oriented character. Shield generator just makes her viable on defense but won't be nearly as useful on attack.
>>
>>161019487
I'm thankful for everyone in this general, you're all so great! And I'm thankful for Jamison Fawkes, of course!
>>
We're still 28 posts away from sinking! And this sage doesn't help!
>>
>>161018771
>Healing a Reinhard against a someguy as a Mercy
>He keep the shield up and does not use his hammer for the guy 1v2 in front of him
BRO.
>>
>>161021061
Remove charges from her Teleporter and maybe it's okay.
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