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Blue edition

>Developer Update - Symmetra Changes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elN-QGyToxM [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>Blizzard Crushing November-anon's Hopes and Dreams
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752185714

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/

>Latest Patch Notes (Live)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752215318

>Overwatch Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://overbuff.com/
http://masteroverwatch.com

>Competitive Info
http://gousgamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

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recorded and meme'd on my last game of the season just to share with you guys!

https://youtu.be/lCvEUV8DLXI

don't be too hard on me, my editing skills are the same level as my overwatch skills!
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JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
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>>160970165
Is that clay?
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Team bicycle.
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Cutest and best pairing
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>>160970224
I think it's one of those japanese colored hobby clay things. I had some, you mold stuff out of it then wait for it to harden.
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Friendly reminder that removing Mei and given her Ice Wall ability to a hero like Torbjorn or Symettra would make this game perfect.
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If you fisted Widowmaker do you think she could break your wrist with just her butthole
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>>160969979
I really love the bleuberry.

>those *dinks*
>that qt smug face
>that voice
>that figure
>that blue
So perfect.
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>>160970469
Talon gave her many skills.
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>>160970546
I like to think before they brainwashed her and stuff, they played with her body and gangbanged her.
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Cute lesbians.
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So is the way to rank up in solo queue just be the best at shitty teamwork? The only time's we'd be a team of 6 is the beginning and after we get team wiped. Otherwise everybody is trickling in constantly
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I love Jesse McCree.
>those smug lines
>that qt face
>that voice
>that belt
So perfect.
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>>160970735
Hana is straight.
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I like how Blizzard lumped the 2 ugliest faced girls together in the select screen.
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>>160970735
Cute lesbians?
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I know some of you go on /r/Overwatch.

Come on out. Make it easy on yourselves.
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>>160970797
I always thought D.va's skinsuit would make the rest of the cast kinda uncomfortable.
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>>160970797
is not
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>>160970887
I dont go to reddit because the layout is a confusing clusterfuck.
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>Pharah is just flying quake
>Delicious brown
>delicious egyptian brown

I love Pharah!
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I want to kidnap D.Va and fill her skin suit up to the neck with gallons of horse semen I've stored and left out in the sun for days.
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So are the placements gonna be fixed next season? I understand I'm gonna place lower (I was a plat shitter this season, high was 2808) and I'm worried I'll be trapped in plat again. So basically people who should have been either lower or higher all placed in plat this season?
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>>160971127
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>>160971103
And she's pure!
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>grinding hots for oni genji

Holy shit. This is the most soul-suckingly boring shit I've done in a while.

Why do people find ASSFAGGOTS fun again?
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>playing hard AI on headshots only for practice

Y/N?
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>>160970860
The cutest.
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>>160970856
shut up
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>>160970997
I don't find it confusing, it's just shit
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>Kill an enemy that our Hog has hooked
>"Mmpfff less work for me"

Is this a new line or something? How have I never heard it before?
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What does /owg/ think of the Symmetra changes?
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My dream hero is an offensive mech piloted by a japanese loli who is D.Vas main rival.
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>>160971234
As far as assfaggots go, I think HotS is of the better ones. Modern Blizzard is all about making shit streamlined and casual and that genre greatly benefits from that.
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>>160971591
What's mommy doing.
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>>160971234
Mostly all of the MOBAs are the same generic horse shit. HoTS is just a cash grab.
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>>160971234
HotS is barely an ASSFAGGOTS since there's communal exp, no farming, and no items. HotS is like playing solitaire to pass the time.
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>>160971551
They improved her, but she's still a dumpster tier hero.
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>>160971636
Thats where Mercy belongs.
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>>160971636
>>160971591
Being submitted in the horrible waifus can.
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>Trying mid-season comp
>Wanna git real gud with tracer, whom I've been practicing with for ages in qp
>Get shitstomped in Ilios as Tracer by a roadhog
>Fuck it
>Switch to Reaper
>I have almost no practice with him
>Rip the enemy hog to shreds and go 3-2 by the end of it
>40+ elims by the end of it

I think I might actually pick Reaper up after this
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>>160971691
Anon stop talking about yourself like that
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>>160971773
>>160971786
Wow that's so rude.
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>>160971664
>no farming

Thank god. As much as I love playing PvE for 40 minutes.
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HEAD ESTABLISHED
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>On your way to contest the point
>See this

What do you do?
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>>160971664
>no shitty economy that made me hate MOBAs
>No grinding levels
>Don't get dragged down by shitters half as much thanks to communal xp

Well shit, I might just play HotS, then
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>>160971867
>>160971234

Hi Mata.
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>>160971959
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>>160971959
Look for Tracer and marry her. Making Widowmaker jealous like some translated NTR doujin.
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>>160971265
Nevermind, AI doesn't fucking HS so there's no point.
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>>160971959
Sniff the tied up blueberry. I'm sure she won't mind.
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THIS DREAM WILL NEVER DIE.
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is anyone else experiencing lag spikes? like i load into a game, its a steady 2-40ping, then as soon as the match starts it jumps to like 1k?
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What golden gun did you get this season /owg/?

Pic related was mine. Time to go wholest of the hogs.
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>>160972374
Yea, I've been having the same issues too. Probably blizz's servers being fucking shit.

I have never had lag spikes before and now they're popping up like crazy.
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>>160972389
Went with Ana. Will probably get Zen's glorious golden balls next season.
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>>160970856
Sombrero is still much more attractive than poo-in-loo.
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>>160972486
for me it happened after like the 2 micro-updates they had. I guess they didn't prepare for the amount of people buying it after the free weekend?
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>>160972374
I've been having the same problems, sometimes the lag lasts an entire round.
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>>160972539
the mole, purple lipstick and ugly hair ruins her.

Yes that's right. She is UGLY.
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what do you think is in them
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>>160970887
No. If there's not threads on 4chan for something then its not worth discussing.
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>Have mained D.va from back when she was a useless piece of shit with a 10 second cool down defense matrix
>got buffed to shit
>Symmetra was my second main
>got buffed to shit

Our god is an awesome god
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Lena is cute.
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>>160971867
>>160971981
Low IQ babbies who can't into strategy
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>>160972389
didn't get one cause i can't bring myself to play this game if there is no event running
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>>160972727
It's an unnecessary layer for the facade of depth.
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>>160972628
wwbw
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Who will get the slutty outfit for this Christmas event?
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>>160972628
3 duplicates and a shitty spray
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>>160972830
noone cause the game is rated for 12 year olds
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>>160972830
Not Mei, she won't sell boxes with that body. Probably Widowmaker.
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>>160972830
Roadhog
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>>160972727
>ASSFAGGOT shitter
>Trying to claim other people have low IQs

Oh that's fucking adorable
Go back to your watered-down RTSes
Just remember that they're only made for literal retards who needed Starcraft to get hyper-dumbed down ffor them
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>>160972830
Torbjorn.
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So did you guys just get raided by Poland or was that just us?
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>>160972854

that basically, times 4. I did get an emote of pharah getting ghost fucked though
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>other team has a Hanzo
>they lose
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>>160971591
>>160971773
>>160971786

DELET THIS NOW!
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>>160972830
i want a sexy santa skin
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>>160972830
Widowmaker, Pharah and D.Va
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>>160972087
Source?
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>our team has sombra
>we lose
Great game
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>>160972789
>There's no depth in the gold/item system

wew

lad
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>>160972830
They need to keep up this trend of quality mercy skins with every event

That's literally the only thing she has going for her right now
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>>160972830

zarya, for the laughs. I wouldn't doubt they'll just basically recolor the odile dress widow gets and make some other flair for a christmas outfit too. Also...

>roadhog santa outfit
>junkrat demented elf costume
>nutcracker reinhardt skin
>some qtp2t angel skin for mercy (plz jesus)
>some goofy crocheted sweater that reapers grandma made for him

I need these
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>pick Dva
>chance of victory becomes 90%
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>>160973232
Don't have a link but she's fucking a dog.
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>tfw to intelligent to be meta
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>>160973282
>Mercy in a sexy Santa outfit
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>>160972496
>>160972389
>Ana main
>gun looks bad golden
I might just get Sombra's for the memes
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>>160973282
>>160973490
Mercy won't get anything, sadly.
She got a recolor, and a new unique outfit.
Others just got recolors, or nothing in summer games.
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>>160971103
>She'll never get a true Quake skin
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY IS EVERYONE IN 3V3 SUCH FUCKING CANCER NOW?
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What's the meta 3v3? Ana, Soldier, Roadhog?
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>>160974084
Healers are completely pointless in 3v3 given Soldier/Roadhog can heal themselves and Soldier can heal others.
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>>160974159
So soldier roadhog and who else?
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>>160974243
I've seen Mei used with good success rates
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>>160974159
Ana and zen atill have great utility in 3v3 and both of those self heals are garbage
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>>160974289
Good idea
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>defense symmetra on hanamura second point putting her shield inside the spawn

Man that point went from hard to nearly impossible to get for the attack team haha
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>tfw your deadeye kills no one
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>>160974243

I don't know what the deal is but I've been destroying 3v3 as hanzo. But 3v3 isn't ranked so to speak is it? Like any shitter can be put up against anyone?
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>>160973080
>other team has a Hanzo
>he's destroying us
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>>160970990
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>>160974476
>you can put the generator inside spawn

EXCUSE ME
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>>160974479
>Tfw you walk out of deadeye while another McCree on the enemy team is in Deadeye
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>>160974483
>picking hanzo in any situation
wew
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>>160974479

>oh fuck looks like this deadeye is going to be wasted, I'll just cancel it and get 50% back
>back to 0%

When the fuck did they change this
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>>160974553
just like you have been always able to put the teleporter inside your spawn, which served no purpose, you can place the generator inside as well
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>>160974483
No, they try and put you in rankings near your opponent

That's how it is for me, but I've heard some stories where the sr of their opponent was way too high/low
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>>160972926
says the retard playing a watered down Doom clone
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>>160974519
>2 hanzos on own team
>notice they get all the kills
>they alternate their ults
>we win
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>>160974594

the best thing about hanzo is how much people underestimate you and try to chase you down like you're some defenseless shitter and I use it to lure heads into arrows constantly
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>>160974681
says the dumbass playing a shitty Wolfenstein 3D rip-off
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>>160974681
It's a watered down Quake clone.
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>>160971959
feel her cold skin and then free her
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>>160974797
says the paint huffer posting a garbanzo bean appreciation image board
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>>160974634
>Kaplan: You have to hunt down the generator to make your push easier!! :^)))))))))
>generator can be made invincible but still give shields on last point

What did he mean by this?
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>>160974879
He meant that they WANTED a lot of things, but spent about 5 minutes working on this patch.
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>>160973080
>my team the same hanzo twice in a row
>he plays like a beginner
>people blame him for both losses
>next game he's on the enemy team
>he destroys us
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>>160974879
>It's not invincible, just boost a D.va ult into their spawn!
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>>160975034
I hate this ship.

But I find it very hot
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>>160975034
WIDOW IS NOT FOR TRACER
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Angela likes her girls young.
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>>160974879
>can't even be EMP'd by sombra as hacking doesn't affect any of symmetra's placeable objects

The symmeta is about to begin
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>>160970856
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>Barely finished loading that McRee, Hanzo, Widowmaker and Sombra are instalocked
>It's Nepal
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>>160975137
I hate this ship

and I dont find it hot
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>>160975171
How do you say delete this in spanish
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>>160975223
el deleto this-o ayeeeeee
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>>160975223
borra esto?
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>>160975218
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>>160974879
It needs a time limit or a damage cap.

>Fixed
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>>160975294
I dont find this hot either.
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>>160975223
Debemos escalar la pared
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Which overwatch is the smelliest?
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>>160975397
Mei's boots
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>>160975397
Bastion.

Have you ever been around heavy machinery? Every room the go through must be like a big rust fart.
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>>160975346
??
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>>160975420
She can spray her ice spray into her boots every once in a while to get rid of the smell
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>>160975473
Them being animals makes it worse.
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>>160973232
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/145898#search=Yeero-sfm
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>>160975397
>Implying
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>>160972389
Zarya, she is still top notch.
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>>160975552
They don't practice good hygiene?
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>>160975518
I-is that dogmeat from fallout?
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>>160975552
They both probably smell like a garage, so not as bad as you're thinking.
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>>160975517
????
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>tfw no THICC Hana Song gf
How do I cope lads?
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>tfw now have 1000 gold
Oh shit, to buy a Mcree, Roadhog, or Zarya legendary skin
Oh jeez
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Why do people always swap onto Pharah to duel you when you're wrecking as her? It doesn't happen to me on any other character, and she's so easy to hard counter yet they always want the air duel.
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Reminder that being Sombra is suffering

>Everybody hates her and considers her a nuisance
>Nobody takes her seriously
>Her allies call her a fuckup or make thinly veiled threats
>Her enemies tell her that the world be better if she just disappeared
>She has to blackmail people just to be her friend
>Even people who don't understand what she really does, like D.Va, intrinsically hate her just because of how she operates
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>>160975705
Thanks for the warning lol
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>finally realizing the power of the harrass with genji and tracer
>team still can't close fights even after I pick the supports
>I have to switch off to Soldier 76
Life is pain
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>>160975772
*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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>>160975137

Yo my Chinese is terrible but is that dialogue saying something like this:

>Angela: Something, something, you would like to eat what?
>Pharah: Something about older sister
>Angela: Something something, but we just met

Help.
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>>160975772
THICCER
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>>160975820
But she's an asshole who uses and manipulates people, anon.
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>>160975747
Incest is illegal for a reason.
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>>160975965
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>>160975918
>Calls out Lumerico for being a bunch of greedy fucks
>Calls out Volskaya for war profiteering and being a fucking traitor to her country
>Doesn't even care about Talon's overall goals

She was forced to take up unsavory methods to survive when the omnics orphaned her. That doesn't make her evil or even that much of an asshole
Meanwhile you have people like Hanzo who would literally murder their own family just because, but nobody bats an eye at that
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>>160976042
Probably the worst ship, and Pharmercy exists.
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>>160975880
>Angela: Alright, Pharah, what would you like to eat?
>Pharah: I want to eat you, older sister!
>Angela: Oh my, but we just met.

I made this up.
But if it's anything like my pixiv cartoons that's the only thing you could fill in the blanks with.
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>>160975965
tell me one more reason except for fucked up children?
>what's protection
>what's abortion
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>tfw sticking to killing AI until this broken shitshow blows over
Getting one loot crate every two or so days though fucking sucks though.
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>>160976196
They are family, you don't fuck your own family.
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Just hit level 25. What's some good stuff to watch so I can git gud?
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>>160976364

yourself playing you dense fuck
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>>160975846
NERF THIS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85UY1oICxE
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>>160976268
play 1v1, then at least if mei appears you are equal.
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>>160975820
>ingame characters hate Sombra
>players hate Sombra
Being a hacker roach must be tough.
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GOD DAMNIT I LOVE HANZO

the enemy teams undying hatred of him just makes him so fucking fun because that's exactly what he good at countering, retards running right at him
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>>160976162
I'm not arguing whether or not she's genuinely evil because we don't know what her endgame is, but she doesn't seem to be all that torn up over using less than likable methods to advance her agenda. In fact, given her flippant attitude, it kind of seems like she revels in it. I don't mind that that's how she is, that's just the kind of person she's written as, but it wouldn't make sense for the other characters to like her when she's actively and constantly pushing their buttons.
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>ywn be fareeha in this pic
just kill me senpai
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>>160976418
How do I learn new things just watching myself? Are you suggesting that I instinctively know the sum fucking total of knowledge required to play competitive Overwatch?
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>>160976605
Gee Pharah, how come your mom let's you have TWO healers?
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>>160976364

Overwatch isn't LoL where you go look up guides on precisely what to do on every character at various stages of the game. The only way you'll improve is by playing.
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Reminder that a top-skill Widowmaker has no counters. You can only hope that they miss.
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>>160976714

you get better by playing

you can watch a million videos on how to land hooks with roadhog but you wont land any until you play
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>>160977023
Reminder that a top skill Mercy has no counters. You can only hope that they miss.
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>>160977023
shields
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>people taking off-season matches seriously
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>>160977023
Reminder that a top-skill Sombra has no counters. You can only hope that they miss.
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>>160976919
>>160977036
What about hero switching? Counter picks? How do I learn to pick Lucio over Mercy? At the moment, I know enough to know that there are solutions to problems I have, but not what they are.
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dOES COMP STILL COUNT?
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Someone explain to me right fucking now why ana and mercy are better and more reliable damage than sombra

And why the fuck zen is 200% better at the whole offensive support shit
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>>160977135
do they count mmr?
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Reminder that a top-skill Winston has no counters. You can only hope that they miss.
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>>160976465
It's mostly the fact that, even when she seems to try and get some friendly banter in with people, they only ever shit on her in turn
Everyone's coming off as massive dicks, far moreso than Sombra is even when she's flippant about her underhanded tactics

Like, Tracer is cold with Widowmaker, but she outright tells Sombra to fuck off and die when the poor girl was just trying to make harmless bantz with her
Even Reaper and Widowmaker don't insult each other too much, but it's death threats the second Sombra comes in

I'm starting to feel more sorry for her than anyting ele at this point
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>>160977135
>people not taking off-season matches seriously
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>>160977523
DOES IT COUNT TOWARDS OUR PLACEMENTS NEXT SEASON? LIKE IT AFFECTS OUR RATING START POINT?
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>>160977389
Except for a reaper who stays close to the team and counters winston

Or a D.Va who winston cannot take down because her armor makes him deal half the damage and she has 400 of it

or a Roadhog who grabs him and deals 300 damage by hitting almost all pelets into his face automatically and then dealing another 200 with another shot that hits his entire body

or by getting discord orbed and getting shot down by mcree and soldier

Winston is shit
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>>160977256

you are fucking awful at the game and you need time played under your belt before you worry about anything other than learning what heroes can do
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>Haven't played OW consistently in a while
>Sombra comes out
>expecting some sort of hacker who will force players to play defensively with her around backline harassing and disrupting game flow
>instead its just a fucking nothing that changes health kits and dies the moment she comes out of stealth / never hacks anyone
>Now they're trying to make Symmetra an offensive hero instead of making her defensive kit more defensive

Do Blizz devs just not know how to make good hero kits? or do they not care?
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>>160977745
They need to make/fix more healers so I can play something that isn't Ana/Lucio.
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>>160977429
You think her bringing up the technology that she stole from Winston, that is currently keeping Tracer "alive," is just harmless banter? She's doing it to dig at her. Just about every comment out of Sombra's mouth, however innocuous it might sound at face value, is backhanded as hell and meant to throw off the person she's talking to. That's how manipulators work - they force your defenses down with something they know will make you lose composure, because it leaves you open to suggestion.
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How do you tank as Roadhog? Mei seems to have a better tanking toolkit and she isn't even classified as a tank! Roadhog seems more like a short distance version of Widowmaker, making him more like a Defender.
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>switch to torb out of frustration
>my team is too stupid to even use the armor packs
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>>160978058
He's a 'tank' in the sense that he's meaty, can self heal, and people focus on him hard, since he has the ability to pick somebody to OHKO
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>>160978058
He's like Zarya, you can only tank for short periods of time
If you just stand in the fire you will get melted
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>>160970590
Ragu sauce?
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>>160977302
The same reason Winston's damage is so "low"
You're only focusing on damage alone instead of the rest of the kit around it.
Sombra has high mobility and escape, can disable abilities, hack health packs to disable heroes from using them and regenerate twice as fast, and see heroes through walls that are half health, but seemingly low damage output.

This is what you're thinking
>Sombra is an offense hero therefore she should have better DPS than any non-offense hero hurr de durr
What you should be thinking
>Sombra is a hero meant for backline harassment and picking off targets while being able to sustain herself on hacked healthpacks

UNFORTUNATELY, she's not very powerful at all because there's too many issues with her as is. Protip: Gun damage isn't one of them.
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Thinking about buying this game, a quick question though: Do I really get banned if I don't pick a Meta Approved Hero™?
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>>160977884
I think it's less vicious than a lot of the dialogue the other characters have made with each other, but the amount of shit she gets is incredibly disproportionate

Widowmaker has actively tried to kill Tracer and murdered Mondatta in front of her, but Tracer's still has some measure of tact when on the same team as her. Sombra, despite having no interaction with Tracer other than owning a copy of her technlogy, gets death threats
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>>160977745
>People thought she break the 2 tank/2 healer meta
>She only reinforced it even more
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>>160978198
>Protip: Gun damage isn't one of them.
Gee wonder why every pro and high ranked player reaches the conclusion that the gun is weak then

Golds trying to talk like they know shit
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>>160977745
>>Now they're trying to make Symmetra an offensive hero instead of making her defensive kit more defensive
have you even played her?
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>>160978205
No one can stop you from picking a hero that isn't meta. If you pick that hero every single game then people may report you.. just don't do it in competitive mode desu
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>>160978205
Fuck no

There's some automated measure that happens if you get a shitton of reports, but the people that actually get so pissy as to report someone for not following the meta are rare enough that you won't get a mass of them unless you actively do something like go torbjorn and shit around in blatantly retarded areas, or go Mei and try to screw your own team up with walls
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>>160978205
No
People play shitty heros all the time and lose the game for their team, dont worry
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>>160973457
yo saved me from watching it thanks
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>>160978205
You do if you pick them in comp when they hurt more than anything
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>>160978265
I mean, I'll admit that Tracer's reaction surprised me. I just don't think Sombra necessarily deserves pity for it, because she went into the dialogue with the intention of ruling Tracer up. Just because she got a stronger reaction than might have been warranted doesn't mean that she wasn't looking for that particular kind of reaction.
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>>160973457
yo got me to watch it thanks
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>>160978347
Have you?
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Did they change the way Zarya's beam works or am I just suddenly better at aiming?
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>tfw you still haven't figured out reapers spray pattern
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>>160978615
They fixed the hit registration
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>>160978624
>tfw you finally figure out Mei's spray pattern
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>>160978342
buffing her damage alone wouldn't help her
Hacking enemies is too unreliable, coming out of invisibilty is too slow and/or too loud. lingering hitbox from teleporting literally just needs to be fixed. tighten the cone on her spray even.
straight damage buffing is never the first answer
see: Soldier 76
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Symmetra meta is coming and it will be glorious.

I play at 3500 and after many hours on PTR (and my MMR getting me worthwhile games) I honestly think Symmetra is going to throw such a screwball into the meta nobody is going to know what the fuck is going on.

>Projected Barrier
This is a doozy. It's like summoning a speed boosted Reinhardt shield every 10 seconds for free.
>Symmetra herself
Don't forget she has shields instead of health already. The range increase on M1 makes her --significantly-- more combat capable than before, and the power of Symmetra dropping M2 -> Projected Barrier -> M1 is intense. While she's not on the level of a full DPS hero in combat capability, she's very close.
>Shield Generator
This just wins games. Giving anybody that 75 shield buffer is massive. It makes people win direct fights they would otherwise lose, and allows anybody to get some cover and in a few seconds get basically an extra source of healing. Imagine a Pharah that takes someone out but takes 125 points of damage while doing so. She drops behind cover, not easy to reach by healers, reloads, and shield regeneration kicks in. The next time she takes a point of damage, she's back to 225 health. Shield generator here effectively gives 150 points of extra health, not just 75. When she gets out in the open again, Lucio starts healing her now and she continues to recover health back up to 275.

For these reasons, I think Symmetra will be highly desired. The only question remaining is: how will she participate in a 6 man team? How will things be shaped?

Symmetra opens up possibilities that simply didn't exist before. For example, Symmetra+Torbjorn creating 300 hp Tracer while having the area denial of turrets might make defense look very different than any recognizable 2-2-2 or 3-1-2 meta.
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>>160978612
yes I have and shes great on defense
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>that feel when you and some randoms completely shit on a 5 stack 3 maps in a row
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>>160978910
I'm way above you, the only thing that's good is her new ult

She'll be picked with torb for the 75 armor + 75 shields gimmick, and likely with junkrat for the sake of making enemies push into hellish chokepoints that no one should be forced to push into
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>>160978910
And that shield generator makes Sombra all the more necessary. She can slip in behind enemy lines to find the generator, and she can turn them off at crucial moments. It sucks that she'll be brought in just for her ult to counter Lucio and Symmetra, but at least she'll see some play
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>>160972389
symmetra :)
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>>160978624
press "T"
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>>160972389

D.Va and Bastion
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>>160979067
fuck my dumbassness it was a full on 6 stack
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>>160979160
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What do you press for the "I'm with you line" or the one that you're going to heal them?
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>>160979190
scratch that it was actually a 7 stack now that i think about it

the fish was about this big (gestures with hands)
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How can you not fall in love with this cute girl
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>>160978117
If they "focus him hard" He's dead instantly, unless a real tank is there to protect him. Mei can self heal too and her abilities actually allow her to nullify enemy damage to both herself and her team. The enemy isn't wasting anything by focusing Roadhog, he just dies or feeds them ultimate.

Even if the enemy's aim is shit, Hog literally has to stop moving in order to heal himself, making it easy for enemies to pelt him with headshots
>>160978132
Zarya actually has the ability to protect teammates, though.

Please tell me how to tank as Hog because I feel as useless as any other non-tank character when playing without a second tank on my team.
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>>160979496
By actually playing her
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>>160979003
i need you to reread my statements
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Someone please teach me how to Hanzo, any tips?

I used to be balling with the huntsman in tf2 but for some reason this feels different. Drawing the bow and compensating for distance is not the issue though...
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>yfw play of the game
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>>160979891
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>>160979891
>Tfw you hook a Mercy out of range of her dead team
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>>160979891
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>>160979717
I have, you re read it
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>>160979891
Oh wait no because even if I get a 6 man emp that disabled lucio ult and then get 3 kills the potg goes to a hanzo getting one headshot.
This bitch is useless even at that.
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>>160979631
Hog is just a meaty DPS not a staple tank, if you HAVE to solo tank you're not supposed to pick him ever

He just classifies as a tank because he puts a lot of health on the objective and can bully anyone in a duel with his immense health pool
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>>160979832
>Hit E
>Aim down a hallway/into a small room/at someone's feet
>Click
>Erase weak characters
>Overplay your skill
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>read genji fanfic
>he's full robo
ew no thanks
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>>160979891
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The cutest girls of OW right here.
Dont even reply to me trying to prove me wrong. I dont need your (you)s
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just got my first gold gun for soldier lads
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>>160979891
>If its another Bastion POTG
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>>160980280
What is Hana Slut doing in there?
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>>160979891
I hate when healslut whore does nothing in the whole game just to _maybe_ get a 5 man res, which she won't get.
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>>160980098
>if you HAVE to solo tank you're not supposed to pick him ever
*unless you also dont have a healer then you pick him because he is a tank who can heal himself
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>>160980280
>DVa has Garfield on her socks
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>reinhardt charge me through the fucking wall
>was able to throw out flashbangs and kill people and nobody knew what the fuck was going on
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Any other pro strats?
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>never played genji so I never understood why everyone is so nuts about him
>try him out myself
>this feeling of satisfying autism I get when I ult for the first time
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>>160975790
Please help, I'm only level ~30 and dont want to waste 1000 gold
amount of played for each character is: Roadhog > Mcree > Zarya, although I never get a chance to play Mcree though since everybody wants to play him, and his default skin (and I have the white recolor) is better than Zaryas and Roadhogs
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>>160980570
McCree is a descendant of Kitty Pryde...your latent x-gene must have activated out of fear of your impending pin death
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Is there still hope for her?
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>>160969979
Why is it the cunt telling everyone else what the team needs always chooses Hanzo or Widow for himself?
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>>160980850
because he has 3 golds and you don't
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>be literally every single day since closed beta
>first match is an utterly hopeless defeat

im starting to notice a pattern
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>>160980945
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>160980850
Not me, I always pick last and I'm stuck with playing tank/support. If I'm lucky we have a Lucio so I can play Zenyatta.
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>teammate starts insulting me for not healing him
>it is a fucking Widowmaker in a high place completely out of my reach and LoS
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>>160980958
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>>160980850
>gold damage
>gold elims
>gold obj kills
>50% acc
So be a good slut and pick that Mercy for him
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I've been a symmetra main since this game was released, the buff feels great
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>>160980992
Tell them to eat shit
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>>160980992
I dont want to help my team by grouping up, but I want my team to help me whenever its convenient for me!
Literally cancer
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>>160981124
>All those countless games you cost your team

Damn...though I admit it's not truly your fault, Blizz dropped the ball with her long ago.
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So, /owg/ did you get your choo choo spray?
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>>160980570
>put me in the shadow zone
>not banished to the shadow realm
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>>160981129
I called him a retarded cunt.

He told me he had 3 medals, two of them gold.
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>haha gl hf everyone xD
>wow you're amazing!
>what a great game xD
>hes silver

either im rotten to the core or i fucking hate these """"nice"""" people
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>>160981124
Symmetra deserves it too.
>Excellent visuals (her weapon is sick)
>Amazing sound effects
>Great characterization

But Blizzard made a bad character.
Now her buffs make her a great character, and make her completely unlike any other hero in the game.

I hope they get to bugfixing and putting these changes live real soon.
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>>160981223
I was rank 71 in season 1, old symmetra was still much better than people gave her credit for
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>>160981348
>there are kids in a kids game

Shocking.
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>Play on PTR
>Pharah because I know nothing else after a hundred hours
>COMPLETELY DOMINATE UNSTOPPABLE ROCKETQUEEN 1v6 LIKE IT'S NOTHING

I wish my MMR wasn't so high on live. Pharah is completely broken against the kinds of shitters that my PTR mmr gets.
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100 mb patch on PTR

Anything noticeable change?
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I can't keep playing sombra, everytime I do I just remember I could be doing much more on pretty much any hero
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Who the fuck is MoonMoon? I mean, guy started streaming in April or some shit and now he's like one of the most popular OW streamers around
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>>160981726
MEMES
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>>160981726
O C E A N M A N
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>>160981613
Literally speed-only battle lucio is a better hero than Sombra.
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>>160981821
>>160981859
Yeah that kind of stuff appeals to Twitch. He also seems to read chat and interact
Idk, props to him I guess, getting famous nowadays from scratch is hard
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>people on forum bitch the off season comp has quick play match maker and doesn't even give exp

Is that true? Did they really fucked it up?
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>lagging and rubberbanding in Training mode
What the fuck
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>>160982003
only 6 days tll next season who cares just play qp lmao
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>>160981613
this is how i feel about overwatch in general. whenever im playing, i remember that theres better games
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>>160981954
>wait for a big competetive game to get released
>be good at it
>stream
>be an autistic meme spewing shithead
>get free money from other autistic meme spewing children
>????

absolutely fucking disgusting
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>>160982051
training is not hosted locally, it's still on a blizzard server. you can even get kicked for inactivity, it's retarded.
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>>160982113
feels good to be an autistic meme spewing kid
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>>160969979
That thing is blue
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Will I get Mei nerfed if I make a long troll post claiming that her ice gun gives me seizures and causes me to shit in my pants? Will I atleast get redditor cucks to bump my thread every 5 minutes and downvote brigade everyone who doubts my story?

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752185428?page=1
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>>160981726
>easy to click with
>not overbearing
>relatable
>shitters love guys like us

Hes pretty secured now
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>>160981072
>50% accuracy
My fucking sides
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Every Mei player deserves a type of cancer.
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>>160982113
>wait for a big competetive game to get released
All the famous streamers and pros have played since closed beta.
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>>160982218
do you really need reddit to bump your threads? no wonder my thread about instagib and air shot practice died within 2 hours.
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>widow trash talks all game
>plugs youtube
>we lose 3rd game and he insta leaves and calls everyone trash
l m f a o
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>>160982218
That sound is fucking terrible tho.
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>>160980706
Maybe Blizz may do a redemption arc one day who knows.
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>>160982279
shes a one trick pony
the most boring class in this game
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Anyone stop to think about how tragic Mei's backstory is

>trapped in ice as a last ditch effort for survival
>her entire crew died with her as the sole survivor
>by the time she's rescued her parents are probably dead and everyone she's every known is old as fuck like mercy

>somehow is super happy about everything
what a trooper
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>>160982326
Too similar to Bastion's, but by no means ear bleeding or PTSD inducing.
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>>160982367
>37
>super old
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>get oni when already own beduin
>tfw played ASSFAGGOTS for hours to get a skin i'll never even use

just fukken kill tbqh f.am
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>>160982317
wow so funny right

backwards ass 4channer
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>>160972662
Now that song will be stuck in my head

Good song tho
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>>160982459
anon please nobody likes christmas cake
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>>160982367
>Mercy: hey mei y do u look so young lol
>Mei: I was involved in an accident where I lost all my friends and was forced to live alone in the cold, without knowing if rescue would ever come
>Mei: ....maybe u shudn't try it it LOL
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>>160981613
I'm genuinely starting to think you people are just shit at the game. Like all the people complaining Dva needs to be nerfed because she lasts half a second longer outside her mech.

I'm consistently getting up to 9 eliminations per life with Sombra her strats are so fucking simple. Hack a large health pack on the way to an objective, drop you telelocator, go invisible, pick off some damaged enemies or hack a tank, teleport back, repeat.

She still needs a reduction to her spread and being completely incapable of 1v1 against any full health hero on the roster is fucking annoying, but she's far from useless, you're just retarded.

Go watch Surefour or IDDQD play her, stop being shit
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>>160972662
behold, the man with no taste.
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>Cant help but talk mad shit when im or team doing bad

Diagnose me anons
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>>160982367
>makes sure everoyne she meets on battlefield goes through the same suffering before getting icicle between eye

Really, what and awe-inspiring person.
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>>160972662
>tfw your mains get buffed, just to keep the meta 'fresh'

can't wait for the junkrat and winston buffs
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Seriously how is a character`s sexuality relevent to the game? That's just pandering
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congratulations, you're on the autism spectrum.
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>>160982732
It isn't. It is.
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>>160981348
They just want to have fun
>>160982492
you had to be there senpai
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Got bored on the last day of comp and fucked around with mei. Put up ice walls to block ally ults or to stop my team from getting on a point in overtime. One guy got super salty because he was really close to 3500. I doubt he got it.
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I love Hana.
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>>160982732
>"Muh lore"
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>>160982814
epic trolling my man
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>cant stay in moonmoon's channel for more than 10 seconds
>loud music
>chat spamming dank memes

jesus its like a fiesta in there
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>>160982852
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>>160982896
but it's decent music, i watch streams without chat because i cant stand their culture.
It's worse when they use twitch emotes outside of twitch.
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>>160975797
Because it's fun
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>>160982156
>Game lasted to long. Shutting down.
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>>160982676
Junkrat might not actually need buffs at this rate. Junkrat might just become meta after all the other buffs.

New Symmetra has corner/chokepoint breaching abilities (Photon Shield) and is a powerful beam-death hero (providing anti Genji, D.Va, etc. options. With better, stronger health options (Symmetra +75 shields, Torbjorn with more effective armor packs), viability of just getting a speed boosted Junkrat right into the fray and causing total 200 dps grenade mayhem actually goes up more than say, McClick-lol-headshot-u-dead does.

Winston simply DOESN'T need buffs. He's had the second highest winrate in 3500+ (just behind Genji) and is pretty much universally loved and respected.
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>>160983080
>playing a 60minute long game
how?
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>>160972662
>Waifu bait for weebs
>Autistic poointheloo meant for actual autists
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>>160982732
It isn't

They've even said it isn't
They just had to come up with a vague comment about "Oh yeah there's a couple of gays in here or something" to get the SJWs from bitching too loudly

This is the same company that was lauded for making a stronk womyn with colored hair, but then she was revealed to be a grizzled racist soldier. When the SJWs bitched about Tracer's pose, they agreed to change it then made one that was even more focused on her ass and a literal pin-up pose to boot
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>>160983135
WIN-ston is my husbando
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>>160983135
Winston needs his shield cool down cut by 4
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>Symmetra on PTR
>Get a card for 24000 damage blocked
>everyone is amazed and upvotes me, not realizing it's bugged
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So is competitive basically quick play now?
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>>160983474
Yes. But you don't get any XP.
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>>160982974
>loud guy moans
>2x speed monotone instruments
>decent music
what do they call this music again?
gachipon music?

whatever floats your boat i guess
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so ummm when is sombra going to get some good looking legendary skins? >__>
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>>160979257
Aim at injured person, press the "I need healing" keybind.
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>>160983606
Christmas
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I think Pharah air mobility has been stealth buffed on PTR. I can't quite quantify the change but I'm a 100% Pharah main and I seem to both change directions faster and hold the speedboost of concussive and rocket jumps longer. It anything it's like playing with a permanent 10% air speed boost, like a weaker version of Lucio's.

I noticed it first when I did my super jump on defender Eichenwalde spawn and usually fuel my way to the house- and was a good 5m higher than usual when I reached the destination and could have drifted all the way to the ledge and suicided if I wanted to.

This is the only time I'm going to mention it because
1. It might just all be in my head, despite everything
2. If it is real, it being public will just get more shitter bitching about Pharah and I want buffs
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Has there been any news yet for Sombra buffs?
I fucking hate how the first few bullets already gets maxed out spread.
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Who wanted to fuck the other first?
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>>160983606
have you not played ptr? she has some really nice new skins anon
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>>160983659
pretty sure you are just a placebo prone retard like the ones that after every patch claimed that soldier's recoil had been changed
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>>160983279
This will go to live servers and won't be fixed until everyone knows about it. Symmetra mains are like Mercy mains. People will try to justify it, like Mercy getting POTG for a solo res
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>be S76 on Dorado Attack
>currently ineffective because of enemy team lineup
>switch to Widowmaker to counter enemy Widow and Torbjorn
>literally on fire and head plinks left and right
>LOST CONNECTION TO GAME SERVER
>mfw

It was the only decent game I was having so far and Blizz decides to btfo me out of the match.
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>free weekend ends
>OW back to dead

i want some money back
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>>160983606
Augmented is amazing. The game needs more blondes.
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how to deal with d.va as mccree?
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>>160984097
you go back to base and choose 76 or reaper
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>be blizz devs
>organize 6v4 match
>penalize player for having nothing to do

20 million players, eh?
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>>160984097
shoot her giant head hitbox a few times

roll while she is ejecting

flashbang and fth
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>>160984279
It's early morning on a EU workday and the middle of the night in the US. The fact that it finds people at this time is a case for its popularity, not against it.
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>>160979891
>Tundere
Its yan
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>>TFW getting 3 golds, a silver, and a bronze as Sombra against people that should be destroying you.
I refuse to believe I'm either that good, or that adjusting my sensitivity really mattered that hard.
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>>160984240
Everywun back to the bayse, pardner.
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>>160984279
20 """""""million""""""""

dont care what retard excuse someone comes up with
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>>160984746
also bush did 911 and my face is dumb sorry for double post
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>>160984454
you think the activity of 20 million players can fluctuate to under 10?
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>climbed from 2400 to 3500

Did i do well guys?
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Just how 'active' are those 20 million?
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>>160984936

I climbed from 2300 to 3100 but I only had about a week and half, after many had already stopped given a shit about ratings. fucking placement matches, I'm still butthurt.
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>>160984975
usually only 0,1% of the copies sold are of active playerbase, so there's at least 20,000 concurrent players worldwide, pretty good if you ask me compared to other multiplayer games that have stats (like on steam)
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>>160984882
Work, school, sleep, these are all things that are relevant to the vast majority of that number. Not to mention it's 20 million owners of the game and not 20 milIion concurrent users.

It's a manmade matchmaking system with very specific. Lots of people are playing in Oceania, but it won't match you up against them (unless ur strayan) due to lag. It also tries to match per party size and """skill""".

But hey, that's boring and reasonable. Better to just believe the game is dead because you can't find a full game within 5 minutes in the morning/at night.
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>>160985124
>>160984975
this is why you will often see the same players over and over again, despite varying game modes and play times. theres so incredibly few
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How do I increase my accuracy with Lucio? I'm missing so many shots at close range that it's embarassing
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>>160985287
I see that a lot in 3v3. Like a stupid amount of the same players game after game.
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>>160983168
Just training for an hour I guess
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>>160985486
practice
take a breather and do a quick read up on something that talks about "how to practice"
apply a little bit of it and things will fall into place
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Can you still get comp points off season?
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>>160985659
>doing the same thing over and over expecting change
but anon that's called insanity
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who else 5% win rate
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Are there any official rankings outside of the top500 or is overbuff/masteroverwatch the closest thing we will ever get?
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>>160970250
Why is she dipping that condom in her tea
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leaving this match is a punishable offense
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So where the Hell is First Strike? Wasn't the digital release meant to be out sometime this month?

Like really, the wait is slowly killing me at this point.
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>>160986424
Cancelled because they're planning to make it into a full-length animated movie. Trust me, my name Jeff.
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>>160986464
Shit meme tbqh.

But really, where is it?
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So what does queuing for ranked do now during the off-season?
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>>160986602
Places you in a competitive game like normal, however, you get no XP and there is no rank system.
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>>160986173
>miso
that rank 1 guy?
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Off season is what Qp should be.
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>>160986584
>Shit meme
Oh boy, do we have news for you.
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>>160985486
Try to move a bit as you fire so the shots are all on slightly different trajectories. They have a big hit box so it shouldn't hurt your aim close range and mid to long it accounts for enemies moving. Once they're super close, alt fire to keep them back, and repeat.
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>>160986687
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
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>>160986584
>shit meme
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>Sombra taunts Genji about what she knows about him and what he's done
>He doesn't give a shit

based Genji continuing to be the most chill DPS
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>>160986424
>>160986584
>>160986687
lore cucks so delusional they can't accept the truth.

there's a chink dude making up shitty stories and you suck it up like it's the word of the gods.
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>D.Va every game

it's time to experience tranquility
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>>160986928
Does Sombra have any friends
Like, any at all
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>>160986992
She's too intelligent to have friends.
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>>160986992
I'm glad that Sombra is as popular in-universe as she is in real life
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game is so dead and so awful thread can only maintain discussions about """lore"""
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>>160986642
Why wouldn't they give XP

Why not just lock the mode completely
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>>160987191
Hi, Anon! What's your favourite map?
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>>160986979
New to the game, is Zen any good against her?
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https://my.mixtape.moe/ngpvsy.mp4

M O M M Y
O
M
M
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>>160982218
> 2600sr
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>>160987289
Discord balls fuck tanks pretty hard

His low mobility and squishiness however means that if dva wants to kill him there's not much he can do
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>>160987289
His Discord helps immensely with taking her down since she can't shake it off without Zarya's help and it can be applied through the defence matrix.

I'd argue Mei and Roadhog are better against her.
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>>160987289
Zen is good at dealing with tanks in general, and her obscenely large critbox means he can deal outrageous damage against her with a discord orb

Same with Winston, and Reinhardt to a lesser degree
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>>160987289
Discord is good against tanks and is not blocked by defense matrix
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>>160987271
Not sure. I played 3 games then realised I wasn't getting a single thing for it.
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>>160986992
What are you talking about?

Katya is her friend.
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>tfw zen has no spray pattern

ez mode
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>>160987384
Dis somebody call a witch?
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>>160986979
is Reinhardt dead now?

i don't want him to be
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>>160987580
yes i dis
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>>160987289
He does up to 115 damage per orb to D.Va. Orb Volley, Discord, or just 2.5 orbs per second he's by far the best support against D.Va
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>>160987404
>>160987425
>>160987426
>>160987442
Thanks. Zenyatta is one of the characters I love the design of, but have a very hard time playing.
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>>160987553
>he didn't figured out Zen's spray pattern
>even worse, he thinks he doesn't have any

Do you even tranquility?
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Will people ever reach 5000 SR during a ranked season?
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>>160987669
Can someone explain this spray pattern meme. I was gone for like one day any now it's fucking everywhere.
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>>160987612
Sorry, mommy didn't have her creamy coffee yet.
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>>160987553
>he is incapable of seeing that his right hand and left hand don't shoot at the exact center
>he is incapable of seeing that his loaded right click balls don't hit at the same spot
baby boy you need to go see a doctor
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>>160987690
>this game has 23 heroes
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>>160953520
They have mentioned it several times actually. When he first came to Zen he was completely consumed with rage and wanted to kill Hanzo. That was what that whole moment of him putting his blade to Hanzo's throat was about in the cinematic, to show he has grown definitively
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>>160987624
Speaking as someone with a metric shitload of hours in comp, he's really satisfying to get the hang of

You have to stay back and ping from a distance to make up for your fragile nature, but that also means you need to learn how to lead projectiles
The farther away and the faster they're going, the more you have to lead that shit, but it's the number one most essential skill to really utilize him

It's not easy, but when you hit that zone, holy shit.
When you knock a pharah out of the sky it's an instant erection
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>>160987712
i'm not sure but i think originally someone either was retarded or baiting when they said something like sombra's damage is actually good if you "figure out her spray pattern"

now people of course started making fun of it since this game doesn't have a spray pattern on any hero (unless you sort of count controlling full hog)
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>>160987594
No, but tanks are certainly moving very close to equal pick rates.
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>>160987712
in counter strike weapons have a spray pattern, this means that spread is not random, it has a pattern you can learn and then compensate for the spread with your aim. overwatch has this, too.
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>>160987783
This, Zenyatta is 100% about learning how fast his shots travel and how much you have to lead at what distances.
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>>160987721
why do americans eat desserts for breakfast

>>160987842
there are no spray patterns in OW it's all just spread. only thing you can do is manage your rate of fire to control the spread but that is only useful on like s76 and bastion sentry form
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What a fucking shitty matchmaking, yesterday the game fucking put me with non prestige players every single match, and even a fucking 12y old kid who fucking switched every minute
Why?
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>>160987903
>why do americans eat desserts for breakfast
To start the day off on a sweet note!
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>>160986464
hi jeff
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>>160987945
>playing comp in the last few days before end

You were asking for it.
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>>160974539
Kek
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>>160988003
>playing comp in the last few days before end
why not?
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>>160987721
>mommy
Grossness. Is that you and that guy's thing?
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>>160987903
pancakes are one of the oldest foods moron
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>2986 season high
end me
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Why is this general so helpful? Literal retards come here asking basic shit and you all spoonfeed them as if you get goodboy points for it. What gives
>>
Which skins do you expect to see in the inevitable Blizzard crossover event?

>Orc Shaman Winston
>Demon Hunter Genji
>Ironforge Torbjorn

>Marine Reinhardt
>Kerrigan Widowmaker
>Protoss Zenyatta

>Butcher Roadhog
>Auriel Mercy
>Barbarian Zarya
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>>160972389
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>>160988062
Because it was absolute shitfest last season too, with people doing last minute placements, trolling because they already hit their desired rank and whatnot. Together with the Sombra patch, expecting decent matches without stack is straight up retarded.
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>>160988154
the game is dying and we don't want to scare away the few potential players, that's all there is to it.
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>>160988154
Games casual as fuck

Also we don't have an FAQ in the OP to scream about like /wfg/ does
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>>160988154
this is not a toxic community, please be nice and provide constructive criticism only
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>>160988154
we are mostly nice and funny people
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>>160988156
more relevant are your picks for Christmas skins.

Will it be Rein or Torbjorn Santa?
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>>160988156
>Auriel Mercy

Blizzard pls I'll play your shitty moba if you do this
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https://youtu.be/BGhbOVyYbKo

>Ok Dad!
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>>160988154
Being helpful is natural to most human beings.
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>>160988192
got it, never going to do anked the last week of the comp then
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>>160980280
>mei
>not fat
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>>160988318
>posting tumblertier art just to try to bait /owg/

not allowed
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is the fucking season finally over?
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>>160988464
yes
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>>160988445
>Mercy not countering Genji

>>160988464
Yup. S3 starts next week.
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Post confessions

asses got me to buy the game
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>>160988464
no, it's up still
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>>160988154
I like this game and I want more people playing it
Being a shit to newbies is a surefire way to turn them off from it

And the more newbies in the game, the higher my rank is, relatively speaking
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>>160988408
This meme has to die
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>>160988445
but doesn't have a red nose
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>tfw no Mercy gf
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>>160988279
Rein has a shitton of skins already and they seem reluctant to give him one without his armor. Torbjörn also has a bigger beard.
My vote is on the dwarf.
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>>160988279
This is official artwork from a while ago. Blizzard loves Torbjorn so I'm guessing it'll be him.
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>>160988602
With Torbjorn they can remodel his armor packs as gift boxes and have him yell "Ho ho ho" when he activates Molten Core
He can also dress his turret up in Christmas lights, get a little wooden mallet that you build toys with for a hammer, and a snowball gun as his main weapon

Really, the reasons for making Torbs Santa are pretty good
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Is Blizzard going to always deny maps because they can't accept that their maps are shit?
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there's literal crying on the blizzard forums that winning 9 games weekly is too hard
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>>160988703
>model his armor packs as gift boxes and have him yell "Ho ho ho" when he activates Molten Core
it would make sense to shout MERRRY CHRRIIIIIISSSSTMAAASSSSS

but I guess that wouldn't be holiday neutral enough
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YOU LISTEN UP, HERE'S A STORY
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>>160988783
Santa isn't holiday neutral either
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>>160988772
Jesus fucking christ
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>>160988783
I hope characters just get culture-specific "happy holidays" lines, or say it in their own language. That way, McCree can wish folks Merry Christmas, Lucio can jive something about dia de festas, and Reaper can complain how the holiday is a commercial construct to encourage soulless consumerism.
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>>160988839
He is though, pretty much.
In many euopian countries he isn't even associated with christmas but has his own holiday on another day in december.
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>>160988839
>>160988783
Christmas is celebrated worldwide
It's barely even a religious holiday at this point

Halloween isn't holiday neutral, but they sure as fuck put that in there
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>>160988964
he's still a Christian Saint, so he's not neutral by default
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>>160988839
Santa belongs to Coca Cola more than he belongs to Christianity.
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>>160988783
>short angry dwarf looking "santa claus" speed boosting up to you and your gf and shotguns snow into your her face screaming MEEERRRRRYYYY CHRRIIISSSTTTMMAAASSSSS
what do you do?
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>>160988963
> Reaper can complain how the holiday is a commercial construct to encourage soulless consumerism

I did not know I wanted this but I do.
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>>160988154
People might be helpful and friendly here, but from my experience, the in-game community is one of the most toxic ones I've ever experienced.
Guess I can give credit to Blizzard for indirectly creating a meta because they can't balance their heroes for shit.
Imo every hero is supposed to be fun to play with and against.
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Since Swift Strike resetting after every elimination is SUCH a balanced mechanic, I've thought of a few more mechanics that could be added to the game to make other heroes more balanced as well.

>Roadhog hook resets on every kill
>Junkrat mine resets on every kill
>Reinhardt charge resets on every kill
>McCree reloads and flashbang resets on every kill
>Soldier reloads and rockets reset on every kill
>Zarya gains 40 energy for every kill
>Winston leap and shield reset on every kill
>Tracer recall resets on every kill
>Widowmaker gains 100% charge and reloads for every kill
>Hanzo scatter arrow resets on every kill
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>>160988121
that has nothing to do with the fact that they are a dessert. same goes for "breakfast cereals", they are so sweet and full of sugar that they are more like desserts than real breakfast food
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>>160988445
>Zen
>not getting countering everything and getting countered by everything
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>>160989131
REEEEEE
YOU LEAVE GENJI ALONE
HE'S ALREADY SUFFERED ENOUGH
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>>160989131
I actually wouldn't mind resets on Widow's hook and Winston's jump. Junk's mine resetting would be insane, but that's possibly appropriate.
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>>160989131
u mad
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>>160989131
>>Hanzo scatter arrow resets on every kill
>Hanzo SIMPLE GEOMETRY an entire team

would be fun desu
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>>160989131
You're forgetting supports!

>Mercy gets 20% hps buff for the next 3 seconds on every elimination
>Zenyatta gets refunded all orbs spent to kill a Discord target if it's eliminated before Discord runs out
>Symmetra gets a turret back on every elimination
>Lucio Amp it Up resets on every elimination
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>>160988305
>feels like i'm falling apart

Being reaper is suffering :'(
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>>160989307
>attack zenyatta forever

i need this change
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>We get a new christmas minicomic
>It's about Rein and Torbjörn having a competition about who can be a better santa
>They both go all out with really elaborate overdone santa costumes
>They loose track of time and arrive late to the party
>By the time they arrive 76 gets roped in to go on santa duty with a horrible christmas sweater, a really fake looking beard and the mask on
>We get all 3 costumes as holiday skins
>roadhog's hook physics get fixed

It could happen guys
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>>160989131
This should be a gamemode

It'll be called "Everybody is Gengu"
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>>160989195
>Counters everything
>Gets countered by everything
>He exists in a state of pure balance between harmony and destruction
>Both the lowest and the highest
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPCFJN90uLw

Can't wait for the Genji crowd to try and explain this away with "lulskill".

TWO HUNDRED health in a single strike, clearly it's all balanced cuz it takes skill u c.
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we emergent now
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>>160989390
he threw shuriken too
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>>160989390
Toofast4me

What just happened here
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This is obvious I think. But it's true for sure. We've nerfed everything on Lucios kit besides his ult at this point, and he's still the best and safest pick for pro play.

A few people might disagree with this, but he feels a lot less fun then he used too. He is so mandatory, but at the same time I feel underwhelmed while playing him.

I think he needs more support nerfs, but I don't know how they could go any further. His amp it up healing is nearing his passive patch by patch, along with speedboost.

After nerfing him some more, buffing his damage could help him feel less braindead? I can't think of a huge amount of ways to nerf him without further sending him down the hole of aoe support bot.
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>>160989187
sweet≠dessert you fucking third-worlder

Just because you can't afford sugar in Shitistan doesn't mean everywhere else is the same
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dash was spaced perfectly so m2 would headshot as soon as mouse became free
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>>160989390
It's funny how Gengu is supposed to be skill-based but so far pretty much all of his effectiveness came from exploits. Ani-cancels, triple jump bug, edge boost. The fact that Genji mains cry so hard about each fix just goes to show how reliant they are on the broken state of the character.
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>>160989491
Two options:
>Genji dashed at the perfect position to hit mercy's hitbox and m2 at point blank range to the face, 200 damage

>Killcam fucked up and he dashed through her, turned around 180 and right clicked
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So from reading others posts and playing myself, it seems that D.Va's last buff really tipped her over the edge. She can basically handle most situations far too easy. Even the poor Reaper players are having a much harder time with her, when that normally wasn't the case.

Do you guys feel that she needs to be slightly nerfed?
She can kill most DPS and healers much more quickly now... Which normally isn't a tanks job when they have defensive mechanics like shields and armor. (Unlike RoadHog who can only straight heal and do damage.)
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>>160989390
>>160989390
It's a macro.
It executes like thus: swift strike, 180 turn, M2. That's a one-shot with headshot. Killcam/netcode doesn't keep up with the speed of the 180 on the player's client.

Lots of Genji players know how to do this(macro or not) and it's one of the reasons why Genji is seriously seriously out of line in terms of balance.
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>>160989571
>character with the largest most overtuned kit in the game
>ton of exploits on top of that
>hardest to hit because he doesn't have a traditional moving pattern which you have nowhere to learn
>Blizzard gave him 3 stars difficulty rating and now all the kids think they're MLG pros and claim how he's skill based

>McCree arguably the most skill reliant character in the game has 2 stars
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Genji is waay to underpowered. He's a high risk high reward hero. There's no reward. But, I have a few suggestions to make him viable again:

Buff 1

Make him hitscan, it's hard to hit enemies. Spamming is good, because you have to know where you're spamming bullets.

Buff 2

Buff his damage. His shurikens do such litle damage. He should have his shurikens buffed to 120 per shuriken. This way, he doesn't have to run from tanks.

Buff 3

Increase movement speed by 50%. He's too slow

I think this would make him viable.
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>Our team has a Sombra
>We win because our Sombra stealth hacked the other team's Mercy
>"WE LOST BECAUSE WE HAVE THE WORST MERCY EVER"
>"SHE DIDN'T EVEN REZ"
>Mvq
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>>160989491
Dash (50) + 3 headshot shurikens (168)
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>>160989607
D.Va was always the best and strongest tank vs. Reaper and it's a poor hero to pick out.

Put a Discord orb on her and deathstar her with Zarya.
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Reaper and Genji Could use a buff

Considering so many other heroes are getting buffed, it Universally nerfs others.

For Example For Zarya its easier to Kill Genji And Reaper
For Phara its Easier to kill Genji and Reaper
Sombra can hack both of them so they cannot escape

and so on.

I don't mean big buffs or anything. something that they can find useful.

for example Genji can get his Triple jump back.

For Reaper i'm not sure.
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>>160989607
I'd myself increase the blind spot between her and the DM (maybe extend it a little bit at the front to compensate), so she's still super effective at denying damage at range but cannot rely on it at close range.
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>>160989410
damn that last combo was insane watch it in slowmo
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>>160989131
>Widowmaker gains 100% charge and reloads for every kill
I like this, git rid of the reload though.
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>>160989863
Genji is a top pick in ogn. What he needs is a nerf.
Reaper, I can agree with
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Is Dva OP?

Mech Form
She is currently the most tank-y character having 400armor and 200hp (600)

There is almost no change in firing speed anymore when she walks while firing her decently damaging, close-med ranged, infinite ammo gun.

She has a shield capable of DELETING abilities including ultimates, not blocking, just deleting as if they never existed. Only limitation is a duration that refills rather quickly.

She has an extreme amount of mobility with her boosters.

Combo'd she can shield and fly at you (at same time) making her unkillable from your direction, then land and gun you down in seconds.

Has an ultimate that charges EXTREMELY quickly

You can "kill" her but if she just gets a new mech in seconds

Out of Mech Form
Has a gun with really good range and damage.

Can re-call down the mech after charging a secondary ultimate that charges in 5-6 shots with her blaster making getting her out of her mech almost pointless.

Passive fast ult generation. Meaning: FREE new mech, even for sitting in a corner for about... 30 seconds if that.
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>>160989749
(you)

Im lvl 27, started last weekend, and even I know that Genji can be fucking bullshit.
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>>160989945
I thought reaper was pretty balanced.
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>>160990006
Agreed. Only retards struggle against him. He's pretty useless against multiple targets, unless they're in his face and not aiming at him.
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>>160989749
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So what's the point of crates in PTR? I've got about a dozen and I haven't opened them. Are all my skins just specific to which region I play in?
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>>160990006
Dva knocked him out of the meta completely. He's useless if the enemy team has dva
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>>160989717
Does it work like a script like in tf2 or am I just retarded?

t. New player
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>5 minutes for a game
ded player base
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>>160989410
This is neat, but probably useless in a real game
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>tfw not even master
>tfw never top 500 spray
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>>160989510
Release another hero that has consistent aoe healing, because thats a role only he fills right now
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Almost half the cast of heroes take little to no aim. This is really annoying. This should be a game about actually hitting your mark. WITH A FEW exceptions.

Roadhog: Land hook and oneshot. And no, his hook isn't hard to miss. After about an hour with him. You get used to it. ANd it is already a hitbox issue.
Mei: Hold down LMB for about 5 seconds and then aim at head and press RMB. Rinse and repeat. And her spray has pretty good range too. So it's not like you have to be point-blank like Reaper. And don't say, "Well she has a delay in her gun." That doesn't make a difference. It's not like she is a sniper. And her delay is so easily adaptable.
Pharah: Can't hit direct hits enough. Well then just spam doorways. Or aim at the ground five feet away from them. And they'll be dead in no time.
Junkrat: Spam doorways, and get free triple kills. And if someone is giving you a hard time up close, just mine away and finish them off.
Reinhardt: The only thing he aims in his firestrike, which doesn't even do too much damage. You can just bash your hammer into their face non-stop, while they try and kill you. But oh wait, they can't kill you, because his hammer swings you all around and gets everything in a 180 degree area. As well as getting multiple people.


Seriously come on! This isn't awesome to go fight, because you try and git gud with someone who aims, but that just gets beaten up by characters who take 0 aim.
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>>160989390
If you dash from exactly 14 meters, you can land inside the character model of the person you're attacking. Fire your shotgun at this point spawns the shuriken inside your target's face, guaranteeing full critical damage.

And, yeah, it is complete bullshit.
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>>160990245
What does this look like to everyone else?
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Literally the only thing I could agree with Genji getting, would be a horizontal wall run.
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why are there suddenly so many bait posts
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>>160990245
He needs it
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Blizzard, im serious, its enough, ive had !@#$ing enough.

"OVERWATCH QUEUES YOU WITH PEOPLE OF SIMILAR SKILL :)"

NO, NO IT DOES %^-*ING NOT.
IM SO SICK AND TIERD, AFTER LOSING GAME AFTER GAME, BECAUSE MY TEAMMATES CANT DO NORMAL THINGS LIKE AIM AND POSITION.

"Well, since your better than everyone, then you could easily carry." Oh, !@#$ing really? Have you ever queued up with a team, that dosnt communicate, cant play heroes %^-*, and then are toxic back to you, because im the only one doing things.

Seriously, im so tierd, i was at 3400, and i was just about to reach out to the Masters, where i belong, and then i queue up with people that belong in a mental hospital. What the !@#$ am i supposed to do? I Cant carry dead weight, and the worst part, the people that i queued with to get to 3400, are probably all at 3500 + now, and all the good players, have been washed out of this toxic, useless wave of players that are now replacing the previous diamonds.

The %^-* am i supposed to do? "JUST QUEUE UP WITH PEOPLE OF SIMILAR SKILL " I cant, i cant queue up with them, because they are allready in masters, and what am i left with? 2 braindead DPS's that cant tell the diffrence betwene a candle and a reaper? Not to mention people playing roles like tanks, just rushing in dying, while people play support, end up healing their boyfriend in the duo queue.

To sum up, im frustrated. i dont want to sit every game, teaching overwatch players how to !@#$ing aim and use their abilties.
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Anyone else feel like the 9 wins 3 loot boxes in arcade mode is a grind?
I literally can't be bothered to do it because it's not fun nor does it feel very rewarding when all you get is grey grey blue grey anyway.
3v3 is unfun because it's literally the "who has the better Roadhog" mode.
They should've just opted with a quest system like in hots.
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I just realised something...how does Roadhog wipes his ass?
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>>160990232
McCree shits on all those heroes and is a 100% skillbased hero.
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>>160990327
best of the original forums
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>>160990374
Why is everything on the blizzard forms cancerous and inane? I remember seeing people defending blizzard's jewish practice with the halloween skins.
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>why are there suddenly so many bait posts
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>>160990374
>didn't party up
>muh team
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>>160987945
>>160988003
>>160988062
>>160988192
>lose 350 SR over the weekend because of that very shitfest you mentioned
>barely grind back 200 on monday/tuesday after work

Remind me to never again play on the last weekend of the season.
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>>160990374
Is this from the battle.net forums
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>>160990471
Lowest common denominator. No, really.

The first place that pops up in a customer's mind to voice their feelings is the official forums. Brighter people, or at least those who have some measure of investment in their product, usually have online communities they're a part of, whether it's 4chan, reddit, tumblr, twitch, whatever.
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>>160990448
He's Australian, he doesnt
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>>160987594
Mix him with a Winston and you make one master of death
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>>160990440
I enjoy 3v3 even though I never play hog. It's only annoying when you get a retarded genji or sniper main who will not switch.
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>>160990374
ME UNGA
TEAM BUNGA
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>>160989607
Not really. People are finally realizing what she's good against.
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>>160989770
Hacking Mercy is my favourite thing to do. I always do it before a team fight in case she doesn't die first and gets a rez
Love watching a Mercy rush to the objective and get hacked on her way there
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>>160982367
>tragic
>implying Mei isn't the reason they all died
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>>160990471
Just looking at the nonexistent structure should give you an idea
Legit balancing threads get mixed up in a muddy pool of cancerous memes, autists thanking blizzard for making "the awesome overwatch game xD" and mercy mains complaining about their team not defending them
There are no specific subforums and if your thread doesnt happen to be on top the exact same time a blizz dev decides to descent upon the common plebs it may as well stay completely unwritten because it will sink to page 10 within hours
Add a shit-tier search engine and minimalistic forum control layout on top of it and you end up with a platform thst is completely pointless for actual longlived discussion
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>>160990757
I kekked and I don't know why
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>>160989514
my country has higher standards of living than burgerland but i generally eat porridge and an egg for breakfast because i'm not a fat slob
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>>160989971
This is bait.
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>>160989929
I liked that ridiculous idea from a previous thread

>Charge allowed to exceed 100%
>At 500% your shots penetrate walls

It would kill Overwatch
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Consolefag here. How's the Symmetra rework looking? Is she actually viable now or is she still JUSTed beyond belief?
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>>160990371
He doesn't. If you people bothered to actually get good at aiming his shurikens instead of wombo-combing you'd see how godly he is already.
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>>160990952
>console

I thought Symmetra was permanently viable for you guys since you can't deal with turrets
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>>160990448
We don't do that in Australia, mate.
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>>160990952
it sounds and looks broken right now. but i haven't had the chance to try it outside of no limits yet.

the shield is very useful to stop pushes and has unlimited range. it only disappears if the very center hits a wall.

shield generator is pretty good, better than the teleporter in most cases. it has an insane range. if you play no limits, it's even worse, as shield generators stack
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Why doesn't Reinhardt hate omnics more?
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>>160991006
They reduced the sentry damage on console just like they did Torb turret.

>>160990952
Symmetra is pretty amazing atm
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genji needs to be transformed or deleted.
it's obvious.

Genji is still broken as !@#$.

His ult should charge less fast
During his ult he should NOT be allowed to use any skills (wtf is that..)

His deflect hitboxes need to be tuned WAY down
His own hitboxes need to be increased

His swift strike should NOT be reset when killing someone (again wtf is that..)

And or you put a cooldown on the double jump, or HP 150 in stead of 200.

And there you have it. A decent OW char.
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>>160990896
I'd still miss everyone.
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>>160991103
The teleporter sucks in comparison due to the fact it's got limited charges and its found much easier
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So do all the characters have tragic backstories or some sort of gimmick to fool the hysterical fanbase into thinking the writing is good?
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>>160990448

I had a comic idea about this earlier. Roadhog would take a shit and he would try to wipe his ass but fails. He would then say "life is pain..." and then he would leave his toilet and spread his asscheeks for Junkrat and say "I didn't wipe my ass". Junkrat would reply "blimey!" and then throw up violently while Roadhog has a hearty belly laugh.

It would be drawn in a disturbing and dirty art style with every skin flaw and wart etc visible, fitting the theme.
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>>160991114
Because he's in it for a good fight, Bastions put up a good fight.
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>>160990475
Someone happened upon the Blizzard forums and is copying retarded threads from there.
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>>160991114

Because not every soldier hates the enemy.
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>>160990896
That's really overboard, but I want it.
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>>160991198
why is it easier to find the teleport over the generator? does the generator not have a sound?
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>>160991163
you are going a bit over the top man all he needs is
>no swift strike resets during his ult OR no swift strike resets outside of ult
>actual genji sized deflect hitbox and not roadhog sized deflect hitbox

that's all the changes he needs
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>>160991294
Generator can be placed much farther back than the teleporter while being effective so it has more spots to put it in. The sound it makes is different, it seem lower so probably harder to notice at times.
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>>160991103
This looks like a game breaker to me.
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>>160991163
NO

stop trying to nerf high skill cap characters

soon it will be w+hold m1 for win

The only thing remotely reasonable you said is to reduce deflect hitbox.
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>Zarya's energy doesn't decay while her primary fire is hitting a target (shields not included)

This, or revert the nerf to the old decay rate, keeping her energy up is getting frustrating, and it's her livelihood, while everyone else gets free shit all the time.
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>>160991418
>genji
>high skill cap

is this your first fps?
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>>160991362
It doesn't matter if you can't hear it when the second you see the enemy you see shields on hp bar.
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>>160991315
>>160991418
you realize he's just posting things from the blizzard forums.
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>>160991315
>replying to bait
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>start doing decent with hero
>decide to play someone else for couple days to try out something different
>stick with playing them for a week
>go back to original hero
>forgot how to play them well
>repeat
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>>160991550
And this is why you're gold
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>>160991550
>being a drug addicted shithead
you have no rights to complain about anything
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>>160991409
it's only in no limits, though. each sym can only place one generator.

but i still hope they remove the stacking for no limits, otherwise you'll have 2 sombras on each team, maybe even 3 on defense.

i only played sym 6v6 so far, as everyone wanted to try her out. i don't know how good the shield is, yet. it doesn't work against syms weapons. i also don't know how good she will be against a proper team composition. in sym 6v6 it's basically an autowin for the defending team, now that she can place her turrets so fast and it's impossible to burn through those ridiculous shields.
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>>160991584
Jokes on you, I'm platinum just like you are.
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>Play QP match
>Point capture
>My team is filled with complete retards who rush the enemy team by themselves and every single one of them goes DPS
>We get utterly crushed because of these morons

I mean, oh my fucking god it was one of the worst matches I have ever had the displeasure of being a part of.
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>>160991649
3300 tyvm
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>/owg/ average rank is 2700
>Kaplan said for S3 they're planning to move huge amounts of players from diamond and platinum into gold and silver

Where were you when /owg/ became silver shitters?
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sup nerds,
who should i learn besides soldier, iam soldier god but he's all i can play and my friends always give me shit for it , and i can't learn rein, the only other character i'm interested in learning
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>>160991724
>playing qp
>playing qp alone
>playing qp and complaining
>playing qp alone and then complaining on a chinese reaction board
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>>160991758
how about learning all heroes? shouldn't take longer than 1 hour for each hero the rest is game sense and aim which is useful for every hero
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>>160991752

At home... not caring.
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>>160991752
>implying I'm not masters and will stay there
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>>160991836
well i mean i learned them all as in i know what they all do and how they play and how to play around them, i mean who should i actually practice and get good with that isn't a dps character because everybody gets mad at me when i say that's all i want to play
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>want to practice Pharah
>enemy team has 76, McCree or WM
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>even ex pro Talespin couldnt carry my qp game

Fug
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>>160991898
It's the diamond life for you. Remember all those times you insulted someone for being diamond? Those insults apply to you know.
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>>160991925
>Want to practice widow
>It requires playing widow badly
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>>160991915
how about just playing dps characters then?
roadhog can oneshot almost every other hero in the game maybe try him out if you like dps
zenyatta shits out a stupid amount of damage aswell
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>>160991925
>getting killed by 20% accuracy shitters
You deserve it.
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>>160991596
>remove the stacking for no limits
The point of no limits is no limits. Stacking like this only happens when people want to try a new hero, it will go away once people are used to it.
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>qp or arcade
>doing good
>enemy disconnects
>backfill is 1500 ranks above everyone in the game
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>>160992026
>even 20% accuracy shitters pose threat to Pharah
Really makes you think...
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>>160991596
no limits is just quickplay with no hero limits, how retarded are you? Just play quickplay
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>>160991968
>play brawl so i can get to the one shot one kill brawl
>everyone leaves reinstancing

please brawlers, git gud
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>>160992052
I think he meant Symmetra shield stacking, lest it become a tower defense mode.
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>tfw cant meme ranked with friends because I'm far above them when it comes to rank and skill
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>>160992026
>only bad players play QP
That's how you spot a shitter who hasn't prestiged even once yet. I get more diamond and masters than anyone else in QP at 280.
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>>160991758
Play the Mystery Heroes or 1v1 in the arcade to try out all the heroes. There might be one you're unexpectedly good with.

My most played hero evolved over time. It started with Pharah, changed to Soldier for Season 1, then discovered that I could wreck face with Zenyatta, so then I mixed in Lucio so I could support better on attack and KotH and at some point Lucio overtook Zenyatta (mainly because of the nanorein meta which killed defense Zen), and then after getting frustrated by no one on my team dealing with an enemy Ana, I swapped to Winston and discovered I was a monkey god. Now my top time's on Winston, but that's going to change because of the new D.Va and Soldier.
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>>160992113
I keep getting hanamura with genji+hanzo and its making me want to kill myself. Had it 3 times in a row
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>>160992052
>>160992105

i was talking about shield generators stacking, not hero stacking. sorry if i wasn't clear enough.

new no limit meta will be 2 syms, at least on defense. this means 150 extra regenerating hp on every team member, giving a huge advantage to the defending team. there is almost no reason not to have 2 syms in no limits now.
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>>160991925
>Want to play Mercy
>76 in every game
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>>160988445
>Rein countering Bastion

WAT
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>>160992231
what was blizzard thinking, making soldier the way he is now
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>>160992083
>even 20% accuracy shitters pose threat to terrible Pharah players
fixed
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Every fucking game has a widowmaker in it now, and it's cancer.
Literally an anti-fun class
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>>160992327
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>>160992280
why did they have to go from 17 damage per bullet to 20 damage per bullet, they should have just done 18
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>>160992293
>t.WM main
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Who /shit/ here?
>Can't play Tracer
>Can't play Genji
>Can't play Somba
>Can't play Pharah
>Can't play Mcree
>Can't play Hanzo
>Can't play Widowmaker
>Can't play Bastion
>Can't play Roadhog
>Can't play Reinhardt
>Can't play Zarya
>Can't play Zenyatta
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>>160992327
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>>160992215
>Pick Sombra
>Plink enemies until your ult is up
>Make sure your team's ready to push
>Hit the big glowing off-switch on the shield generators
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>>160992383
Nope.

I blame your parents though
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>>160992162
:^)
If only you knew
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Shit we thankfully don't have to deal with anymore?

>hero stacking in ranked
>overtime lasting literally forever
>ten thousand rounds of taking turns at 2CP maps
>not knowing maps layouts and being BTFO by surprise Bastion
>Mercy having ult up every 20 seconds
>Jesse "Hammer Fanner" McCree
>Jesse "Sniper" McCree
>nanoboosted raid boss Rein (I kinda liked this one)
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>>160971234

Just play beginner Ai games and charge mid with siege chracters. Can win every game on average in about 5 minutes. Doesnt take long once you know that. Oni skin is well worth it may be the best skin in the game let alone the best genji skin.
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>>160992446
Didn't have to deal with widow for a while. That was nice while it lasted
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>>160992327
All they did is change her scoping animation, this is barely a buff. Why are people playing her so often?
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>>160992454
I have to have a friend to help me though
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>>160992414
>shield generator instantly reapply shields
it's the same with healing, if a mercy is healing zarya or zenyatta when they got emp'd they just get their shield back or they just normally recharge it if they don't get hit for 3 seconds
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>>160992560
Because that isn't all they did. Review her recent changes.
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DANCE EMOTES WHEN?
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>tfw no point playing overwatch until next competitive season
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>>160992598
Is this only in PTR right now?
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>>160992625
>they will cheap out on D.Va because party time is already dance emote lol
>no emotes for pilot form ever

Being D.Va main is suffering.
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>>160992703
>she scopes in 20% faster
>she charges 20% faster

she's still not as good as prenerf if we only talk about the scoping mechanics
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>Nano No longer increases move speed
lel
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>>160992564
the global chat and looking for group was filled with people doing it, i got like 19 new friends from it, pretty sure you will find people even now.
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>>160992703
All the PTR experiments were published Live. All of them. The only new things on the PTR are Symmetra, Zarya's bugfix, and Genji's edgeboost fix.
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>>160992757
mfw they slowed down ana's ult voice line too
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>>160992762
hmm maybe Ill check it out Friday, dont even play Genji but that skin is fire. Game doesnt really run well for me though, against AI I guess it wont matter
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>>160992756
I feel like she might benefit from having adjustable zoom. It was a good thing they reduced her body shot damage, she could kill many heros in one shot if they were damaged - as the higher skill in playing a sniper is supposed to be head shots.

However, at certain sniping position that over look a large distance, it's difficult to hone in on someone's head when the target is 5 pixels wide. Her zoom, as it is, is most effective at medium range where many heros can retaliate against her.

Then again, that might make her too powerful in the hands of good players.
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>>160992446
Fuck I'm so happy we don't have 2xWinston 2xLucio 2xMcCree cancer fuckshit meta anymore holy damn
Worst OW times to date
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>>160993007
>They just buffed Widowmaker, now tons of people are playing her because she's quite good again
>They should give her a huge range buff as well so she can headshot enemy heroes from across the map, surely this won't make her completely OP

I feel like you're a little mixed up there man.
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>first time playing against a competent Winston
FUCK SOMEONE GET THIS APE OFF ME
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>>160992446
I really miss the easy fan hammer kills. It was fun to do all that OP shit before they started fixing things.
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>>160969979
Someone has that reaper Pic/Meme with "Why Why Why"?
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>>160992446
>coinflip
>Pharah
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>>160992560
They changed more than that but it's not the main reason.
She is le ebin hot sniper grill and retards who don't actually want a team based game will flock to her (and hanzo i guess) to play the lone wolf killer.
Then they will proceed to not do anything useful, be a burden to their own team while being a constant cancerous annoyance to the enemy. The select few of them who are actually good at playing her will make the game even more unfun for the enemy team and their own as well.

Blizzard should reveal her to be the tranny character, the game would be better off for it....
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You don't even get xp for off season comp.
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>>160993176
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>>160993249
Thx Anon
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>>160993125
mfw trying to shoot this ape while he shines you with his pink floyd light show gun inside his rave bubble
>>
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>>160993125
>having problems with Winston
Like how is that even real just pick 76 nigga just melt him 1v1 at any range
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>>160993176
Since we're making requests, I'd appreciate it if someone posted the "Peace be upon you, what's going on here-- DARKNESS FALLS" Zen pic
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>>160993345
Is that kind of body even possible
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>tfw half of all players with mics only talk to tell teammates how shit they are
>if we lose, this is the shittiest team they've ever played on
>if we win after they talk shit early on, they say literally nothing
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>>160991463
...the whole point was in finding it, not whether or not it existed mate.
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>>160993345
What is that thing?
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>>160992446
>150 HP Zen with the worst "I can't outheal McCree's RMB" Ultimate
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>>160992280
>what was blizzard thinking
>blizzard
>thinking
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>>160993410

>enemy team gets one kill in 60 seconds
>HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS SUCK, WHY DO I ALWAYS GET STUCK WITH RETARDS, etc
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>>160993429
Tumblr
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>>160993114
I suppose I should have said - rather than the buffs they gave her, she would benefit more from just extra zoom. They have set her up to be a quick moving tactical hero, and as a result you see more people play her on attack now.

I like the idea of the sniper being effective at a certain range, as it is, she's someone effective at medium and long ranges. Which allows her to be used in defensive and offensive roles. It makes more sense for her to be a more defensive character, but the buffs she has now make her more suited for offense.
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>>160993410
I haven't had team voice chat on since the second month of playing.

>1% of all voice chat is funny jokes
>99% of all voice chat is crying about literally everything
>0% of all voice chat is helpful strategy and callouts

It's not worth it.
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being a mei main is suffering, the list of counters is growing

here's what is impossible to fight as mei:
genji with dash up (but at least he can't kill you without his ult)
winston (hard-counter)
roadhog (can only kill him with ult, but at least we can wall his hook)
soldier 76 (very annoying because he used to be easy, but now any s76 can turn and instakill you)
mcree (same as s76, the higher rating you are, the better their aim, the more impossible it is to kill them before they kill you)
reaper (same as above, but also has an escape, protip: freeze, icicle, punch to kill their 250 hp)
dva (retarded, cant kill her but she will slowly chip you down til you have to run)

here's what people shouldn't try to fight mei as:

zarya (stop thinking mei is an easy target and that you're invincible, as soon as that barrier's down your ass is grass)
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>>160993345
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>>160993741
If the enemy has an annoying Mei I always pick Pharah. Pharah can't get frozen by either the ice gun or the ultimate and Mei can't do shit at long range, if she hits a lucky icicle while you're in the air just drop to the ground. Plus OH NO A 6 FOOT HIGH WALL WHAT WILL I DO
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>>160993345
MEHЯ AЖTPИCET
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>>160970856
They're in alphabetical order numbnuts
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>>160993741
>Mei suddenly have counters
>she can't 1v1 every character anymore
>this is a bad thing
Try hanging around your teammates instead of walling them off and you have literally no counter.
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>>160993741
Meifags deserve to burn
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>>160993778
>Literally turning Pharah into a neanderthal

how progressive
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>>160993741
The amount of retarded mei players i kill as pharah is funny.
They panic shift at the first direct hit, making themselves an easy target
As long as you don't engage a mei head on in 1v1, pharah sends mei into the dumpster
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>>160993807
>Pharah
>throwing games on purpose
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>Zarya is getting a recolor skin in the Christmas event

YES

Red Siberian Front without the goggles please
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>>160993612
Her being favored on attack over defense comes from the fact that defense lifes are way more valuable than attack lifes
An offense widow getting a single support snip can enable a push
A defensive widow getting kills is mostly meaningless, and once things get intense she adds no real value to the teamfight

Her range has not really much to do with this
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>>160993929
As long as the enemy team doesn't have a decent hitscan to shut your ass down instantly you mean
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Tips on winning a Tracer vs. Tracer?
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>want to buy golden gun for Soldier but his buff will be reverted and he'll get an additional nerf next patch

The only golden weapon I'd feel comfortable buying is Lucio's, I feel like nothing they could do to him would affect his must-pick status.
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>>160993934
>being at a MMR where people pick Mei
>needing a perfect 2-2-2 to have a chance of winning

kekk
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>Play as Reinhardt on point defence
>The enemy team can't get past me
>Just ruining their day by blocking all their attacks with my huge fucking shield
>Enemy Reinhardt appears
>Charge him into a wall and slaughter him immediately
>Enemy team makes a big push and manages to reach the first point wiht 10 seconds left
>Charge in and slaughter the Reaper there, wall the Pharah until my team gets back and takes care of her, kill the enemy Mercy who shows up a second later before she can pop her ult
>Win game without the enemy even taking the first point

You don't get past THE WALL.
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>>160994092
play warthunder more
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>>160991463
Are you dumb?
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>>160993997
I suppose I am recounting experiences from tf2, when it doesn't apply to this game. It is more damaging to the defender if they lose their healer, than if the attacker does. Though I wouldn't discount killing an attacking healer, that can falter a push.
>>160994092
Just always aim for the head, out maneuver them. This applies for most heros.
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Cute!

https://youtu.be/15T-FAyrtHs
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>>160994092
Hit and run.

Go in, do damage, get out before they can hit back. Aim to especially hit them in the few seconds after they reverse time so they can't undo the damage.

It's basically a battle of attrition if both players are of a similar skill level. You just have to wear the enemy down faster than they do you.
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>>160994204
>giving attention whores attention

s m h f a m
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Holy shit they fixed Sombra's translocate?

That's a neat fix.
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>>160994204
Can't wait for her to drop spaghetti on friday as the host of an analyst desk
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>>160994285
There was something wrong with it?
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>>160993740

Good call. There are a few strategists nowadays, but the crybabies and trolls are still rampant.
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Jesus tonight has been brutal. Every game has had diamonds through masters stacking on enemy teams and here I am with 5 randoms somewhere between silver to plat.

3499 diamond life sucks.
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>>160994106
I just got Mercy's golden gun because why not? Just get 76's. I doubt they'll overnerf, so far any overbuffs have been reasonably tweaked down.
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>>160994245

Speaking of which, have this (You)
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>>160994293
What's on friday?
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>Haven't played since last patch
>Play 3 games
>All attack
>Pick Somba every game because I want to try her out
>People bitch more than someone picking widow on attack
Is she that bad or do people just want something to bitch about?
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>play brawls for easy loot crates
>it's "snipers only" episode
>it's "pharmercy" episode
Just end me now.
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>>160994587
Just play 1vs1. You aren't afraid to fight, right?
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>>160994568
she's shit even if you have good aim

thats why she's getting a buff so her hack goes through shields
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>>160994587
Won all my games as Zenyatta with a Roadhog and Solider.
>>
anyone know the code for "arriving at eichenwalde" athena sound?
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>>160994494
dreamhack winter in swedistan and an overwatch tournament
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Are the 1v1 and 3v3 boxes ever coming back? Or were they a one time thing?
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>>160994568
She's bad in a solo queue setting. She's okay in a 6-stack, but she requires a lot of work to contribute while someone like 76 or McCree can just mindlessly poop out damage. In a 6v6 taking out a Rein shield or Mercy rez can instantly win a fight, but in solo queue everyone just trickles in one by one and nothing Sombra does can help that strategy.
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>>160994665
But then reinhart has almost no counter to her hack. Who is in charge of this shit at blizzard?
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>>160994568
Sombra is far too intelligent to deal damage.
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>shooter
>current meta is 4 tanks, 1 healer and 1 damage dealer

and why not, tanks are tripple health while doing as much if not MORE damage than offensive heroes.

what a joke. no wonder communities like CS are laughing at us
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>>160994787
>shooter

It's a moba.
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>Sombra has more dialogue with Tracer than she does with D.Va

I am disappoint
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>>160994787
>and why not, tanks are tripple health while doing as much if not MORE damage than offensive heroes.

flashbacks to league of legends
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>>160994835
This is the sassiest Tracer I've ever seen. Guess our golden girl has a dark side after all.
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>join a game
>backfill into a defeat
>see this

AM I GOING TO DIE?
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>>160994650
>Zarya duel
>Mei duel
>Torbjorn duel
>Bastion duel
>Winston duel
>Symmetra duel
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>>160994803
>It's a moba.

a ""moba"" has heroes, lanes, creeps and ingame progression (levels, gold). overwatch is just a shooter, with heroes.
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>>160994112
>Mei was on almost every team at the World Cup
>lol if ur seeing Mei u r shit xD
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>>160994835
Good. Tracer being mean is something I didn't know I needed until now.
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>>160994902
And a "shooter" requires you to move your mouse over someone and shoot them, which 2/3 heroes don't have to do. Overwatch is something else, like WoW arena or something.
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>>160994835
>If that is your real name
What exactly are they implying with Mcree here?
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>>160994835
I like that they didn't go full reddit fanfiction with Sombra/D.Va desu. Sombra is not interested in kiddie shit like video games.
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>>160994835

>Widowmaker

Wow...she must be pissed after the Volskaya mission.
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I swear my database mmr is higher than my actual one... something is bugged. I am playing with people from 3800-4300 while being just above 3k. I am NEVER playing with people within my own SR

is this the worst matchmaking in a online FPS to date?
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>>160994112
what mmr are you?
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>>160994665
That was a bug
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>>160994975
She had wallhacks on.
She saw everything.
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>>160994835
What dirt does she have on Genji?

Is "Sparrow" his name on the uke circuit?

>>160994886
Talon Tracer when?
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>>160994947
>>160994886

You'd think she'd be talking like this to Widow instead of teasing her..
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>>160994679
Anyone? I need it
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>>160994991
i suppose sombra will be shit until someone buffs her gun then

and when that happens we'll all be fucked because she'll be broken
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>>160994893
zenatta is a whore
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>>160994954
>And a "shooter" requires you to move your mouse over someone and shoot them
>melee weapons don't exist in shooters
>lockon weapons don't exist in shooters
>arc weapons don't exist in shooters
I've seen a lot of /v/tard baits, but this one takes the cake.
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>>160994665
>>160994730
>>160994756
Watch IDDQD play Sombra, then stop being shit.
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>>160994954
name one hero that doesn't need to have an enemy in their field of view to hit them.
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>>160995056
(Not him) Hanzo
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>>160994980
QP mmr is different than comp mmr
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>>160995012
My fucking dick, Blizzard pls

>>160995024
Tracer and Widow are ultra tsundere for one another
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>>160995024
Tracer and Widowmaker's relationship is complicated.
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>>160995052
watch the highlights of pro dps player from fnatic play a character, i'm sure you'll see times he does well, that totally proves sombra is balanced

:-))))))
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>>160995056
Junkrat
Sometimes Phrah
rein and Genji dragonblade hitboxes go well outside your field of view
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>>160994835
>Sombra outright compliments her and mentions how she admires Widowmaker's nefarious schemes
>"Bitch I just might kill you"
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>>160995056
Junkrat
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Do pre-match voicelines not fire off when in a custom game with bots? I'm trying to get some dialogue between Tracer and Sombra but they're not proccing
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>>160995056
I think Mei's left click actually hits directly behind her (very close) too.
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>People don't counterpick until last point
Awesome.
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>>160994787
>current meta is 4 tanks, 1 healer and 1 damage dealer
What reality are you living in? The meta requires 2 healers. They are almost always Ana and Lucio. Even 3 tanks is an unusual comp, 4 is basically unheard of. How the fuck would 1 healer even keep 4 tanks alive?

Please confine your retardation to Reddit or the Blizzard forums.
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>>160995012
Why is Talon Tracer so hot?
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>>160995183
this is the same with melee attacks funnily enough
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>>160995052
>pro player can win even by gimping himself
Whoa.
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>>160993934
>pharah is bad meme
Sorry to break it to you, but that meme got stale the very second a literal lv90 newbie got masters by playing pharah.
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>>160995140

The French are always so cunning, are they not?
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>>160995056
Indirect damage is fine. Holding a Rein shield is NOT shooting. Healing beams and auras is NOT shooting. Building turret traps and teleporters and shield generators is NOT shooting.

If it was 5 shooters and 1 support per team like in TF2 it would be fine. It's 2 shooters and 4 supports though. That's not a shooter.
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>>160995248
I need more edgy Tracer in my life
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>>160994787
3/1/2 with 2 healers triple tank is the usual, 4 tanks will also probably be strong as fuck because lol Ana piss jar and heal rate

fucking faggots at blizzard won't break her fucking piss jar once and for all either
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>>160995291
I need more gap moe Tracer.
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>>160994835
>But my name's not Joel
What did he mean by this
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>>160995275
>a literal lv90 newbie got masters by playing pharah

yeah funny joke
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>>160995365
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_McCrea
maybe
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>>160995365
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/2lqf6l/gunslinger_joel/
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>>160995113
You realise he streams entire games, right, dumbass? He does as well with her as any other hero. Buffing heroes because shitters like you can't make them work is what will kill this game.
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>>160995405
Yeah, it is a funny joke isn't it.
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>>160995258
He predicts her to be a must pick on certain maps.
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>>160995587
>going from 1/2/3 meta to 0/2/3
Yeah, right.
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>>160994349
It wouldn't actually teleport you in-flight to where the model actually was, but behind it. Basically it didn't fit the animation, but I just tried it and it was translocating me to the device every time...though it was kinda jerky at times
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>>160995291
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>>160995507
watch the games of pro dps player from fnatic play a character, i'm sure you'll see times he does well, that totally proves sombra is balanced

:-)))))))))))
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>>160995283
>2 shooters 4 support
What game are you playing?
Go on, give the names of the heroes in a team composition you've seen, that you think equates to 2 shooters and 4 supports.
Pro tip: all the heroes you listed as "not shooters" all have guns they fire themselves.
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>>160995527
I'm amazed at how single minded the community gets.
It's going to be hard to introduce new heroes since all of them will be like ana (played often but highly ridiculed despite being great) or sombra (almost never picked)
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>>160995291
is she huffing stinky panties
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>>160995618
>I know the game better than one of the world's best pros
Okay pal.
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>be me
>used to be a Reaper main when i starterd playing
>37h played as the edgy dad, most of all the heroes
>now I'm a filthy healingslut
>i don't remember the last time i pestered people to sell my mixtapes
>pick him for once now
>i am utter shit
I want to go back
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>>160995684
>"SOMBRA IS GARBAGE BLIZZARD FUCKED UP!"
>this pro uses her well, maybe you're just shit
>"PROS DONT COUNT!"
End your life.
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do you think Blizzard would make skins where the heroes swap factions?

eg Soldier 76 is now in Talon, Reaper is in Overwatch etc
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>>160995868
Literally best type of skins
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>>160995868
But blackwatch Reyes exists
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>>160995804
once you go slut, you never go back

>>160995863
watch the game of someone playing sombra, i'm sure you'll see times he does well, that totally proves sombra is balanced

:-))))))))))))

>>160995904
worst skin in the game
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>>160995767
>world's best pros
>didn't even get to finals on streamer tournament
LMAO
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SOMEONE BAKE NEW BREAD
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>>160995868
Do you think there will be more factions than "THE HEROES OF OVERWATCH" and "Reaper and Widow are blasting off again!"
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What does hacking actually remove? Just E, Shift and Q? Does it move things like Pharah flight or wall climbing?
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>>160995917
But i want to be edgy again ;_;
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>>160995868
It's not easy, they would need to keep the heros recognizable. I don't think we will get something like this for quite a long time
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>>160995052
Problem is, even iddqd says Sombra is shit
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>>160996006
i already picked reaper

now pick mercy
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Jesus skilled Sombra players are a bitch to deal with. Fucking precision hacking your Reinhardt and healers and fucking your whole team over while harassing and plinking people then disappearing before you can get a lock on them.

Then you see the garbage Sombra players. Running around hacking D.va and Soldier 76 and various other heroes where hacking rarely makes that much of a difference while standing right in the firing line of the enemy team so they get annihilated.

Sobra's really quite a polarizing hero in terms of skill levels honestly.
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>>160995963
>plz spoonfeed me information that has been available to the public via the magic of google since sombra hit ptr
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>>160995365
>Mcree's real name is Joel
>He is really embarassed about it
>He is also not the brightest tool in the shed
>He hears world famous hacker contemplate his name
>I...it's not like my name is Joel or anything
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>>160970856
Sombra looks great. Symmetras model actually looks better than her pic.
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>>160996015
Animatons are just as important as silhouettes. Reaper's Blackwatch skin and Morrison's Strike Commander are not that different from what you have pictured there. It's still very easy to tell Strike Commander from trenchcoat Reaper because of the way 76 runs and uses his weapon, and equally for Blackwatch Reaper regular 76, since Reaper holds his shotguns out at arms length.
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>>160971959
Cap the point the violate her anus.
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>>160995868
>do you think Blizzard would make skins where the heroes swap factions?
I don't think they would, but it would be amazing.
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>>160972830
Mei gets a Froze- Ice Queen outfit. Cap this.
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>>160996043
Except, no. He actually says that he feels most other pros were too quick to write her off.
He says that on some maps there's no poin in picking her, but on others she's basically essential.
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>>160996015
Swapping faction themes, not actual skins.
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>>160974084
I got my ass kicked all day by Reinhardt, Roadhog and Ana / Zenyatta. Roadhog makes safe hooks behind the shield, Ana heals anything. Rein hammer from close. If nothing else helps they ult Rein.
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>>160996103
She's going to be like Ana. For the first month people couldn't stop shitting their diapers over how awful Ana was and yelling at anyone who picked her. Then people learned to play her and now she's fine.
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I want to Ana Stimboost sound like Quad.
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>>160996103
>hacking D.va rarely makes a difference
Without her defence matrix and boosters her mech melts.
>hacking Soldier rarely makes a difference
I wouldn't recommend targeting him specifically but if you happen to have the chance, his rockets are huge burst damage, and his biotic field keeps him alive in 1v1s. Getting rid of those makes him much easier to take down

>Sombra is quite polarising in terms of skill level
And yet all the shitters who couldn't git gud in a month have given up on her and post here. Discussion of Sombra here is 99.999% negative because her skill rating is too high for junkrat mains
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>>160996418
>>160996274

It would still be a very large undertaking unless they just go "read and black for everyone cuz' now they are evul". In fact, some of the characters already have skins like that (blackwatch reyes, deadlock torbjörn, bloodhardt reinhardt)
On top of all this, many characters have no clear known allegiance with any faction so they could not really participate.
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>>160996359
>Ice Queen
Ice queens are supposed to be hot. Mei's silhouette must be fat, so she's either getting Ms.Claus coat or Snowman.
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>>160995103
quick reminder though
quickplay mmr seeds your competitive mmr
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>>160996763
>that subtle thumbs up from Hanzo
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>reading forums
>Genji mains think shortening Genji's ult by two seconds was the biggest ever nerf in the game
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>>160996675
>mei is not hot

She really needs a tight oufit to show it then.
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>>160997052
What a disgusting style of drawing
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>>160997052
That's what he's just said to you, retard. Mei can't ever wear anything tight or revealing because her silhouette has to be bulky to be recognisable.
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>>160997052
Wow, look at that delusion. I bet you have headcanons.
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>>160994897
>zarya duel
git gud, learn to track with the beam, don't bother with charging, nobody is going to get charges.
>mei duel
stop trying to freeze the other mei, just spam icicles
>torbjorn duel
wait for armor pack, spam m1
>bastion duel
jump down a ledge, setup while on the air and melt the other guy
>winston duel
spam melee as you hold down m1, don't bother with the barrier, always be the 2nd one to jump
>symmetra duel
spam uncharged m2 until the other one's shields are down, then jump in and hold down m1.
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I can't find anything about how self aware robots came about, or why a war happened? It's just
>1 people built factories to end poverty
>2 factories are shut down
>3 ????
>4 robots take over the world
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>>160997417
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technological_singularity
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New?
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>>160997052
Don't need tight-outfit Mei. I need a Mei skin with yandere/crazy voicelines.
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Lets finnish this old thread first before we make a new one

>>160950480
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>>160997387
I meant to say they're boring shit, not that I can't play those duels. Torbjorn, Bastion and Symmetra duels all end up becoming camping games since neither side wants to give away the huge advantage granted by their set up defenses.

Zarya and especially Winston both end up in extremely close range combat with nothing to do but strafing a little that doesn't really matter especially in Winston's case. I can give you Mei duel, but that also operates on the assumption that the other side doesn't want to turn it into a close range fight.
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>>160997654
Let's not
>>160998515
>>160998515
>>160998515
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>>160983135
>He's had the second highest winrate in 3500+ (just behind Genji)

source?
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>>160993384
literally roadhog
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