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/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

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/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station: Ex Go Postal Fuckedo Edition
Last time on /ss13g/
>Players mad
>Forum bad
>Bans had
>OH NOOOOOOO!

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>Discord
https://discord.gg/HQA4Mhm

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed]

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz
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>>160934473
First for if Carshalah can get out of jail free, what about our dear friend 2hotdogs?
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>>160934473
Atleast you are not cucked like a few certain somebodies
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THE METACLUB IS REAL
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Greys are manlets vox are tallest race bitch humans eat shit
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I'm not sure I understand the genetics guide on the wiki. Could someone give me a short and sweet explanation for it?
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>>160934635
It's all about the size of the brain
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Pomf just kill the server please
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Sawbones for Headmin
Pain for Deadmin

Pain was completely unprofessional about how he handled carsh ban, agressive to anyone who didn't agree with him and closing off into his own echo chamber. Pain was WRONG.

Sawbones was calm, profesional and listened to the entire community. Sawbones was RIGHT
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>>160934582
who?
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>>160934704
get 000
select first number
pulse
pulse
pulse
pulse
pulse
pulse until it becomes D because you need to get that over DAC
make block injector
stab yourself with it
if it's a disability pulse again until it's under 800 and make injector again
if nothing happened it's a power so move on
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>>160934704
Do you know hexadecimal numbers?
If not, learn it.
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>>160934764
lmao
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>>160934581
FREE KINGSTON
FREE 2HOTDOGS
FREE 2BEARD
FREE KILKUN

its the only way to save the serbia.
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>>160934635
>Tfw no grey waifu
Why live
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>>160934751
Get outta here metaclubber
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Which admins aren't in the metaclub? I need to know which ones to trust
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>>160934635
Fuck you, gene turkey!
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>>160935164
>can't even trust the chicken anymore
sad times
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To think all of this could have been avoided if any of our admins could just read.
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>>160935247
he's never around what the fuck do you mean you can't trust him?

he posts in the thread once or twice a week.
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>>160934635
They may be the tallest, but what race is the lewdest ? Tall mean nothing to in waifus and husbandos.
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>>160935306
Further proof to get rid of the old dogs that are worthless and trying to push whatever agenda they are against 'shitters'
Sawbones is a breath of fresh air and understands the direction we need to go to keep /vg/station alive
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>>160935164
Mr Pain
Kuranon
Niggly

These are the last best hope against the metaclub, the only ones who have indicated they are willing to fight against it.

Celt
Kolith
Sawbones

These are metaclub bought and paid for admins, they'll do anything to defend their metabuddies in whatever form they can.


There are a few others who are slightly in favor and slightly against the metaclub, but that isn't worth mentioning.
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>>160935394
>mean nothing to in
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>>160934635
VOX ARE POX

>>160935394
>lewdest
Tajaran. Furfags are the lewdest degenerates around.
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>>160935394
Humans, obviously
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>>160935394
SLIME GIRLS
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>>160935394
t. Manlet
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>>160935394
Slime
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YOU ARE NOT SAFE MAKING BAN REQUESTS AGAINST METACLUB MEMBERS
YOU ARE NOT SAFE MAKING DEADMIN REQUESTS AGAINST METACLUB MEMBERS
THEY LITERALLY HARASS POMF OVER STEAM OVER THIS BUSINESS
POMF RUNS THE SERVER, AND THEY RUN POMF
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>>160935749
Unless cluster rebans Carshalah, he is still a fag.

Admitedly, a well intentioned fag, but a fag nonetheless, doubt he will actually man up and ban him though.
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>>160935749
>cluster "US VS THEM" fack accusing somebody else of metaclubbing
the ironing
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Do engi borgs need to collect materials or no?
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>>160935976
uhm
"us vs them" directly implies two sides i.e. two metaclubs
do you know what the word "irony" means
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>>160935991
Engie borgs have a built in material synthesizer that runs on power, they make the materials.
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>>160936072
So it just comes from their batteries then?

Neat.

Can they even make plasteel?
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>>160936124
Any material they scan
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>>160936124
They can make literally any material after they scan it by having the matsynth selected and clicking on the mat
INFINITE
PHAZON
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>>160936124
Yep, plasma glass and reinforced plasma glass too, plain metal and such. Can even use the scanner on wood and plastic to synth those.
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>>160936124
Use the scanner on any material and you can synthesize it, this includes plasteel yes
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>>160936156
>>160936172
>>160936198
>>160936254

Wow that's actually pretty fucking cool.

I might try it out.
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>>160936267
WORD OF FUCKING WARNING

IF YOU CAN'T FUCKING PLAY BORG AND OBEY YOUR LAWS, DON'T FUCKING PLAY, OR ITS A EXTREMELY QUICK BAN
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>>160936070
ummm because it is? ugh you people just dont get it do you???
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>>160936353
The laws don't seem too difficult to follow.

I tried a borg only one time so far and it felt a little clunky managing the modules but that's about it.
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How to wire things without knots?
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>>160936585
The laws always fuck shit up.

Generally though, if someone is a murderer on assimov, ignore them and if possible, stun em in a bathroom and bolt the door. If someone tells you to make every wall of the station wood, you do it, if someone tells you to stand still for 30 minutes, unless harm prevention needs to occur, you stand the fuck still for 30 minutes, so on.

Borgs are the stations bitch anon, pray that the tide isn't dickish or feeling like harassing you.
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>>160936704
Make a knot
Then click the knot from the other side of the tile
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>>160936704
Click knots well or alt click a tile and use wire on the correct icon you want to do it on.
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>>160936804
Yeah, It's kinda weird but looks fun from an RP standpoint.

And I don't need to take orders from other silicons right?

Like if one tries to boss me around I can just ignore him because he isn't human?
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>>160934751
Pain didn't ban carsh, mrfoster/pomf did.

Sawbones though threatened someone with a for disagreement.
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>Doctor is reviving HoS who previously had killed at least one person with their own esword and then claimed they asked to be killed with it. Dattinderbox goes in and takes the HoS' ID so he couldn't use it, believing him to be a traitor. Doctor follows and tries to cuff him to get it back, gets shot at with Spur, then again, then dies. Discussed it with other mins, barely escalation to be seen and shitty reason for valids. You've been here for almost two and a half years now, the Spur being deadly as hell isn't exactly a secret. Appeal it on the forums if you wanna talk more about it.
>three day ban
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>>160937123
If i had been a fucking traitor i would have killed Kurt in a heartbeat
Goddam is his white knight rp annoying
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>>160937021
>And I don't need to take orders from other silicons right?
>Like if one tries to boss me around I can just ignore him because he isn't human?
If it's the AI you're slaved to, you need to take it's orders (but your own laws still come first).
Think of it as law 4: follow your AI's orders.

>>160936804
Personally I have no problems with this. Doesn't happen very often and it's a kind of RP so probably more interesting than what I was going to do otherwise.
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>>160937123
Like I said in the metaclub channel, I can't really defend longer to myself given that the last applied ban was about half a year ago (and even that was lifted 3 hours later).
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This is what you get for chasing around your waifu Reica.
You must learn to let it go, sometimes
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>>160937021
If the AI tells you do do A, but human tells you to do B, you do B, if you are doing nothing and no human ordered you, IF you are slaved to the AI, you do what he says. Uuslay a good idea to play along with AIs anyway.

You NEED to obey humans as long as it ain't PROBABLY harmfull. Not potentialy, probably, so you can deliver someone a flash or allow weapons to be distributed to people in case of blobs, but giving someone in perma a gun and letting him out is stupid, law 1 makes you ignore him anyways. You can obey non humans like Vox, Greys, Dionae, Lings, so on, but you don't have to, its up to you.
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When are you fucking idiots going to learn to stop trying to kill us? Its not exactly a secret anymore since Carsh. Step the fuck off or you'll be gone.
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>>160937414
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>>160937307
having "waifus" is always a sign of eternal shittery and cringy roleplay
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Who IS in this metaclub then?

Who do we nuke?
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>>160937356
>but giving someone in perma a gun and letting him out is stupid, law 1 makes you ignore him anyways
Depends what he's in for. True if it was murder, but otherwise you technically have to let him out if he tells you.

You can, however, inform a human head/sec about this order to get a conflicting order from them.
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>>160937574
Zealotron (metacommer)
Carshalash (metacommer)
Kolith (metaclub intervention brought him back from being deadminned and permabanned)
Celt (celt)
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>>160937574
Kolith
Sawbones
Celt
Aurantico (whoever the fuck that is)
Gef
Zenny
Carsh
a few others, you can check sawbones admin app, and carsh's ban appeal to see who. Anyone who overlaps in opinion between the two is 100% a metaclubber.
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>>160937797
>being deadminned and permabanned
Why, what did he do?
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>>160937924
Breaks a window in order to kill people 4nr as NT default borg, when bwoinked about it, literally says "I think he harmed the station at some point"
said person did in fact not damage the station, as evidenced by Kolith's inability to even sound like it was true in ahelps
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Reminder that the codebase is the last place that is left safe from metaclub intervention, and not for lack of trying
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10703
Shitty PR gets immediately mass-spammed with emojis by the entire Discord chat, still gets closed for being shit
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12455#issuecomment-258049014
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12455#issuecomment-258049053
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12455#issuecomment-258158039
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12455#issuecomment-258449627
Shitty PR gets immediately mass-spammed with emojis and comments by the Discord chat, unfortunately the metaclub can't code
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>>160937242
>Think of it as law 4: follow your AI's orders.
Not quite. Think of it as "the AI helps you interpret your laws"
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>>160935394
skeletons
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>>160938303
I forgot to add some context here, the vote bandwagoning happened within two minutes of each PR being opened
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>>160934950
(but it's really his dad's credit card)
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>>160938038
>Breaks a window
>as NT default borg
ban this sick filth
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BEHOLD!

SPACE STATION 14
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>>160939379
No no no you dip you don't name it "space station 14"
You work on it for a couple more months and then you name it "SS17".
Doesn't that sound much better?
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>>160939379
Sick dude is that in Scratch or Game maker?
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>>160939379
wares the station?
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>>160938303
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10703
I thought the syndicates supposed to be low on cash or something?
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Id there a shortcut or hotkey to point at things, having to right click takes too long in a pile of stuff.
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>>160939736
What gave you that idea?
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>>160937865
It feels good to be in the metaclub.
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>>160939759
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts
There is not.
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>>160939596
>>160939510
This is actually the third time I try to do it. I had already finished the basic atmos system, but my code was pretty confusing so I'm starting again

>>160939515
LÖVE
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>>160935891
to the person thinking this was kaylie int he last thread

its amelia

amelia adams
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>>160939865
- Use of really fucking old technology.
- What kind of a high profile organization needs fucking magboots?
- Or a jumpsuit for that matter.
- I remember some flavor texts pointing out the rag tag nature of the syndicate.
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Let's stop talking about cryo mixes for a second
What's the best HYPOSPRAY mix?
Chloral babies fuck offimpedrezene/cryptobio for life
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>>160940440
Chloral and Iron
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What's the difference between Surfer Girl and a pizza?
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>>160940440
>>160940823
>mfw cmo pulls a Chloral hypo on me
>first click disarm him and pick it up
>inject all of it into him
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>>160941193
What?
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>>160941335
A pizza has a personality
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>>160940440
Dex+
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>>160941335
>>160941193
You don't have to peel the crust off a pizza before you eat it.
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>>160940440
Hyposprays aren't good for healing people. You're restricted to only one mix and there's no real scenarios where you'd want to prick a patient instantly rather than give them the pills they need, especially because there are lots of different pills.
The only real positive use they get is the DD they spawn with. CMOs don't use it for healing simply because it's not good for healing.
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>>160941437
>eating the one part where the gross as fuck kitchen workers have to handle your food with their hands
Why willingly eat shit?
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>>160941569
Because some times it's stuffed with cheese
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>>160934828
Wasteful
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>>160941686
do you know a better method, or do you mean the monkey trick?
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>>160941219
At least it'll help my blood loss.
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>>160941781
block injectors
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>>160941781
You've got a better chance of getting above DAC faster, if you change the second block once you get the first to D
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>>160941781
They probably meant the mutagen trick, but
>if it's a disability pulse again until it's under 800 and make injector again
You can avoid pulsing it back down.
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>>160941929
oh yeah, i was too lazy to write it down though and ended up writing "because you need to get over DAC" like some retarded compromise between the two, honest
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Everyone always screams about admins being shitters.
Lets hear some specific examples of when an admin pulled some shit and pissed you off. Lets get a list of precedence.
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Remember that they're looking for deadpop admins
Apply if you want to take down the meta club from the inside and become the shitmin we need
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>>160942038
>160942038
Kolith raping NT default
Probe not wearing a helmet
FBF existing
Sawbones literally joining the game and going AFK in the arrivals shuttle, what the fuck man?
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>>160940440
Ethanol
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>>160940357
literally who
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You guys have clearly no IDEA on how to even get all the powers within like 20 or 30 minutes if you're lucky, here's the most efficient way to do genetics:
>use both computers at the same time if you're alone
>get a monkey on every computer
>roll last block to below 800 to humanize it
>save the clean SE (make sure that every block is below 800 or else it might not be clean)
>start rolling blocks, the easiest roll is DB0
>once you got a block rolled save the SE on another slot DO NOT OVERWRITE THE CLEAN SE if you want to be safe you can save a clean SE to one of the disks
>rename the SE to the block you're checking so you can easily check what block you were trying to roll in case you forgot (this is a personal preference, I've found it to be useful)
>inject yourself, if nothing happens then it's likely a power and not activated, if it's bad get a block injector from your clean SE
>repeat until you've found all the powers
>don't forget to take anti toxins periodically
also
>get mesons when you get xray for total vision
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>>160942478
no mention of the mutagen trick, no mention of 20duration, shit/10
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hey who wants a ton of goon secrets?

http://pastebin.com/uHXbgv0K
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>>160940440
Scaled to injection size: 1dex+, 2antitox/pepto, 2keloderm
For treating those people who come in with 20suff, 5tox, and a little burn. Apply adv burn kit to areas. This prevents people from comming in and eatting 2 10u antitox pills dispite them not needing it.
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>>160942478
this is like the most vanilla way of doing genetics, why did you think it was worth a post?
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>>160941781
Monkey trick is a shitty crutch. Besides, you get all powers in 12 minutes and you'll just end up giving them to the entire station which is shitter enabling to the nth degree.

I sit between both computers with a monkeyman in each and a monkeyman behind me, then pop out two Clean Bean SEs. I keep making clean ones every chance I get.
On one computer I start from the top number and go down, the other I start at the bottom and go up, just making block injectors. I let disabilities stack up before shooting up the bean. Whenever I find a power, I make a second block injector and shoot it into the clean monkeyman behind me.
By the time I reach the middle with both computers I've got a monkeyman with all powers, no disabilities, and I'm a real human bean.
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>>160943376
>Monkey trick is a shitty crutch.
Wowee look at how skilled you are at rolling a dice over and over and over and over and over, aren't you glad you didn't cut your workload by half? It lets everyone know how skilled you are by wasting 10 minutes of your life!
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>>160943376
>it's more efficient so I'll call it a crutch
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A HONK MECH FOR EVERY CLOWN.
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>>160943792
What are Trump's thoughts on the current Pain administration?
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Nice, camera is working


I really want to finish this project. If I actually finish it, adding new features will be absurdly easy if compared to Byond

I am pretty motivated, but I fear I might lose this motivation over time. I think that if I actually got some support, if people actually wanted to see this remake done, it would be easier for me to finish it
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>>160944813
Is dex+ in the game yet?
If not, you should leave medbay
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>>160944995
spicy meme my friend!
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>>160944995
Small reminder that in my game chemistry will be more complex ;)
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>>160945047
Don't do this it damages your eye muscles and will lead to your eyes not looking the same direction after that can't be fixed without surgery
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>>160934473
>Paramedic steal the mimes sound synth
>Runs and throws it to a secure area
>Paramedic comes back out into the lobby
>Mime knocks him over, and steal something from his pocket
>Paramedic: "DUDE WTF STOP! Give that back! SECURITY!!!! Why are you being such a dick?".
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Thanks chem
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>>160945175
Wait, for real?
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DOOR STUCK
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>>160940440
>Not turning your shitty hypospray into a venom sword that delivers 20u per strike
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How did I do on my first Engi patch job?
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>>160945629
Isn't rail actually playing as CMO nowadays?
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>>160945770
>no power/10
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it feels good to be getting more comfortable with AI. it's a fun role
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>>160945371
but that didn't happen
t. the mime for the last 3 rounds
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>spent like 20 minutes punching cows to death in a mech
SS13 is truly a riveting game
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>>160945804
its also good to have huge piles of meat and an AI that likes you
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>>160945814
It was a few days ago.
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>>160945838
I was right there with you. Fun times.
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>>160945798
How do I fix the power?
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>>160945371
The jobs of Mime and Clown come with a license to light griff, but that comes at the cost of opening themselves to griff as well.
Mimes exist to be bullied.
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>>160945838
>mfw hearing all those punching sounds while having migraines
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>Join
>Mechanic follows me to engineering
>Set up the AME, ask him if he wants to learn the SME
>'Sure'
>Start teaching him
>Later on, both of us get ZASd, breaking our skulls
>He's a skeleton, so doesn't bleed out
>My sticky band doesn't patch the wound right, bleed out
>Taken to medbay
>Get tossed in the cloner and scanned
>'This bird's taking his time, isn't he?'
>I come out a catbeast
>Well shit
>Get beaten to death by a borg as I try to explain I was human through N3x15's autism-inducing speech filter, lasered by the captain, and tossed into the incinerator by Dunsel, said captain
>Station is now wondering why there's no power
>Roll as the HoS's pAI for a bit
>ERT is called, claim a 'memory allocation error' and pAI-cide as all I'm doing is crapping donuts everywhere
>Only ERT
>The second I walk off the shuttle, my lungs burst
>Patch up the station from a rod, help try and repair engi as the chaplain had blown the AME - our only source of power
>Realize that, despite having atmospherics access, I don't have engineering general access, so can't toggle APCs
>Get mauled by a space bear and a mannequin on my way to the HoPs office
>Get scanned by an MD, they say 'he's not that bad off'
>Still lets me get dragged to the cloner by the bird, who I refuse to get back into my body for as they'd cloned about 5 people into catbeasts so far, and nobody had batted an eyelid
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>>160945915
Dunno, I just arrest perps and know shit about engines.
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>>160945783
I think they CMO rarely. From what I can tell they just make sure everyone is doing their job then sit on a security cameras/suit sensors console for most of the time
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>>160945669
no, are you retarded?
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Reminder Pomf is a fucking cuck for not banning someone who metacommed and letting them go scot free because they did 10 days 6 months ago.

Reminder that the metaclub is actually fucking real, because there would be no other reason for Pomf to unban someone proven to be guilty of metacommunications, as anyone but a metaclub member would be instabanned with no possible appeal.

Its real folks. You all know it now, its fucking real.
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>>160946101
>Captain lynched the only engineer, dooming us to no power

Fuck you Dunsel
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>>160946101
sorry about my lackluster engineering job, but you know how it is
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>>160946229
>>160946101
>Dunsel
>making smart choices
You can pick one of these and not the other
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>>160946101
Pottery
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>>160945915
Grab a holomap from the engie vend and turn it on at the area of fuckup. It will show you where the apc, air alarm, pipes, and wires go. For a room to get power it needs an apc. Throw it on the wall and a cell inside and close it, use your id on a new apc to unlock it an turn on the main breaker to turn it on completely and use wires to connect the connection to the grid so it charges after. An apc will work with just a charged cell in it, a wire with power will charge the cell inside.
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>>160946342
If you were the guys patching the AME hole, it was doomed from the start

Because Duny is a man who enjoys schadenfreude, the SMES's are directly above the AME. You blow the AME, you destroy the SMES's, and doom the station to no power because mechanics/science can't be depended on to build that sorta stuff for you.
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>>160944813
Keep going anon! I believe in you!
You know we all want this.

Most of us are just bitter because every other remake completely failed. It's hard to get excited for remake #32
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>>160944813
Go and do it anon, make it a work of pure art, dont fail us, just fucking do it.

We could use a new ss13 mate, dont give up.
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>>160946363
they dont call him dunce for nothing
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>>160944813
what are you making it in?
Make sure you get networking and chat and all that stuff done first.
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i want to come back but judging by the thread the server is full of annoying newfags.
it might be nostalgia but i feel like
the shitters of my time
had some actual character
to their antics
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carshalash
Cyborg
AI
(MANUAL BAN) You don't understand how to play AI or borg. drcelt PERMANENT

DELET CARSH
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>>160946667
>Not wiring to the grid every round and putting signalers on the shock wire in doors you feel like so you can shock all main doors in one press.
Make a smes later, wire to the grid or go home. You might as well put that power to use by making people toast if they didn't bring their glubs.
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>>160947207
A metacomming fuck just got his perma released because Pomf though 10 days was enough punishment back then, if that doesn't put you off, welcome aboard.
>>160947298
As if anyone is in any way surprised the guy who put the anti matter shard on a hallway for a joke as a clown not to be a fuckup.

If not for the metacomms, for rule 0. One hopes soon enough.
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>>160947380
if thats the case i think ill stay gone
nobody remembers me anyway despite
being a static on this server for 4+ years
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>[18:48:54]SAY: Unknown/Nigtus : Just give it a little sucky sucky
>[18:49:09]WHISPER: Angelite Entyshak/Angelite191 : It's... I can't.

Fucking hilarious.
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>>160947867
Who are the players mate.
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>>160948169
>He doesn't know Slutgelite
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>>160948237
I barely even know any character names mate, I tend to not care about it.

Are they atleast banned?
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>>160947380
>anti matter shard
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>>160944813
What is it in?
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>>160948237
>He thinks they're relevant anymore
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>>160948336
>>160946941
Love2D and Lua

>>160946806
>>160946695
T-thanks
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>>160948334
Inate pain resistance or not, I'm still sick with the new wonderful flu and with a headache, supermatter shard it may be, but it fucks up matter so well it could be anti.
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>>160948635
Anti matter is anti matter because it ANNIHILATES matter.
Meanwhile supermatter pulses and makes plasma, O2 and rad.
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>>160943376
>It's skill based so I'll call it a crutch
>>
There should be more/easier ways to obtain a Supermatter Crystal.
The cascade event basically never happens without a bus.
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>>160949253
>There should be more/easier ways to obtain round ending griff devices
No thanks, there's enough of those in engineering already.
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>>160949061
Well mate, maybe its just me, but anything that collides with supermatter looks obliterated as fuck to me, only difference is it doesn't actively touch suit to destroy it.

Who says antimatter can't release energy and such when it comes into contact with matter anyways.
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>>160949253
I've never seen a Supermatter Crystal

Where do you find them?
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>>160949529
Xenoarch or adminbus, supposedly
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>>160935749
>Cluster "They made fun of my aunt so I made my own metaclub" Fuck
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>>160948603
>Love2D and Lua
goodluck
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Been out of SS13 for a few years, used to play a LOT, convince me to come back if you can.
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>>160949995
No.
Fuck you.
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>>160949995
skeletons are roundstart again
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>>160950041
Do admins still drop spontaneous xeno rounds now and then?
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>>160950153
yes
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I think it was all the faggots playing special snowflake alien races that drove me off of the game. They could never just exist as the race, they always had to make a big deal out of it, especially if it was an admin, and the admin dicksuckers would feel the need to play along and dicksuck their special alien races.

Looking at you "timelord"
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>>160949439
Antimatter gets destroyed along with matter. The explosion is 100% energy.

>>160949995
Fuck off we're full
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>>160950265
>>blogger.com
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>>160950265
All alien races we have are unimpressive, very few play them, and if they do, you can discriminate them within reason.

So no worries, nobody here actually does snowflake shit, we even removed flavor text.
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>>160950397
Eh, fair enough, sorry for my fly rambles anon.
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hahaha,,, pathetic cucks...
what's worse, that no matter how hard you tried a shitter got away with everything, or knowing that no metaclub would do the same for you?
>:)
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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&p=16948#p16948

>http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&p=16948#p16948

"Pomf won't be reverting his decision and you all need to quit beating this dead horse and move on with your lives.

And no, there's nothing any admin or even myself can or will be doing about this."

>Carsh literally just had his ban reverted.

Metaclub doesn't exist, uhuh. There you go guys, have your friendmins whine enough and give pomf enough of a headache and literally nobody can keep you from shitting up the server.
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>>160951039
I'm already part of the metaclub though
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But really though, how do we take down this metaclub?
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>be rev
>lure HoS into botany alone with 2 other rev botanists and a rev chef
>start attacking him, everyone just completely ignores it
>get assbeat, dragged to brig, deconverted

>be mime
>converted to cultist mid-round
>other cultists try validing me when i use cultspeak to speak to them

>it's le survivor mode xdddd
>run down hallway to get a crowbar
>blasted to death by some random guy, who busts open a window in his frenzy to kill me and ZAS's himself to death

>be ayylmao
>other aliens refuse to build walls in front of windows
>sec member snipes eggs/facehuggers/chestbursters from outside
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>>160951496
Get adminship, be a just admin, be liked, be creative, be polite, rise to headmin, ban retards, gain credibility, kill metaclub by rule 0ing them due to all of them being either retards, shitters or both.
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>>160951573
>Everyone ELSE is the problem

okay
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>>160951679
t. Anon "i refuse to acknowledge that i've been converted to rev" Ymous
t. Anon "haha mimes can't communicate ever" Ymous
t. Anon "haha it's survivor dude deal with it" Ymous
t. Anon "well gee you should've gone drone then haha" Ymous
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>>160951668
>implying some autsit going on about "DUH MEDACUB" could keep their sperging in check long enough to do any of that
>>
>This will make people upset but after some reflection I feel like I gave in too hastily to the thread and I am granting Carsh a pardon based on double jeopardy, digging something up that was already resolved nearly 9 months ago and banning them over it was unprofessional and I'm regretful of it.

>after some reflection

This is a weird of spelling "after all his friendmins spent the better part of a day and night whining and whining and whining so I finally buckled because I can ignore players whining but I can't ignore my admin team whining"

Please grow a spine pomf

>double jeopordy

You are just parroting a retard from the thread with that, if we are going to demand proper legal procdure why didn't Carsh stand trial before a jury of his peers? Can we please have that done? I mean, either go the full monty with the legal bullshit or don't.

You know what you did was wrong, you know what you did displeased the majority of the community, but you did it anyway to get some admins of your back.

d i s a p p o i n t i n g

Even more so because you wen't back and forth. From pardon, to ban, to locking the thread "no appeals" and now back to pardonning. You have done nothing but shown that you give in to the whims of whiny admins and their friends.

I hope your peacan pie icecream tastes terrible.
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reminder that metacommunitcation is now allowed. Carsh was unbanned for it twice
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>>160952025
>I hope your peacan pie icecream tastes terrible.
OVER THE LINE
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if we banned everyone in the discord I honestly believe the server wouldn't be any worse off for it
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>>160952295
Just ban the voicechat mains
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>>160952025
>punishing someone for something
>then months later randomly deciding they weren't punished enough
>wanting this

Please, never get into anything related to laws.
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>>160952295
>ban the entire admin team and server host
ok
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>>160945804
Iti s until you have too many anti-silicon shitters and too few people willing to be hands
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>>160951668
>just admin, be liked, be creative, be polite
I've seen a ton of admins who "try to break" the perceived admin stereotype being "just", "liked" or "objective". In the end they always end up bitter and distant from the community thinking they are the ones who know better, disappearing or coming back just to shittalk in the thread from time to time.

Most notable examples that come to mind right now are sarcalogo, rei and deadpool.

What makes you think that somebody can become not only a good admin but the best of them all just like that? The admins ARE taken from the player base, after all.

>>160952013
Also this. If you're taking the thread koolaid thinking you're here to cause a political revolution in fucking ss13 you've already lost, familia.
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>>160952025
where was this posted
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>>160952439
>implying he was punished
>implying he wasn't acquitted by a corrupt justice who hid evidence
Carsh, Sawbones, and Brolaire should all be banned.

Also real life law doesn't apply anyway, it's an autistic atmos sim.

t. law student
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>>160952025
>I hope your peacan pie icecream tastes terrible.
Have some fucking respect you little shit
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>Carshalash posts on r/ss13 and r/4chan
Ya no, stay gone faggot
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>>160952025
>I hope your peacan pie icecream tastes terrible.
POST CKEY NOW
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>>160952281
Not far anough anon, you pussy out of being the law over some people whining and you deserve it
>>160952295
Voice chat, not everyone else. Banning Pomf would be counterproductive.
>>160952490
I said how to do it, now that people could do it. Procedure is simple, execution is not, and if sawbones, the absolute shifter he is and was can get adminship, so can anyone else and try.
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>>160952025
>I hope your peacan pie icecream tastes terrible.
THIS IS THE NEW BANVALID
GET ON IT
ANALYZE HIS POST STRUCTURE
BAN FOR THE CHICKEN GOD
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>>160952838
Posting on reddit should be a Rule 0 permaban
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>>160952025
Do you think Pomf realizes Carsh and his friendmins are having a right laff at all of this and how they more or less dictated the entire situation from start (6 months ago) to now?

Pomf has now shown to everyone that he has the backbone of a wet cardboard box. Friendmin club is going to be worse than before after this, they know have (once again might I add) proven that what they want to happen, happens.

I can only applaud pomf's stupidity in this, never seen someone blunder around so badly as a manager of a community before, and I used to be a member of the /vg/ guilds of any and all MMO's they were involved in, so I have seen my fair share of headmin blundering. This though, this takes the cake.
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>>160952909
He will just revert it if anyone complains anon.

Don't you know, just bitch, if he was in any way popular, he can get away scot free, even if it was from a permaban.
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>>160952439
It wasn't a case of "hmm you know what, they weren't punished enough", it was a case of "wait what the fuck, this guy confessed and nobody told me?"
Basically, the entire court was stupid and everyone loses. Even the guy, because if he wasn't disliked by half the server before...
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>>160952025
>wishing bad things to happen to Pomf's ice cream
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>>160949995
They've gone full hardcores.
Lots of features.
Basically the best codebase out there.
Station runs smoother than any other server out there too.
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>>160953079
>it was a case of "wait what the fuck, this guy confessed and nobody told me?"
Yeah, this is basically it. I actually switched my opinion on the issue once I realized this.
I respect Pomf's decision either way, he is our lovely chicken and makes all the rules. Don't insult him, thread.
>>
If you are banned.
For any reason.
Step away from space for a small amount of time, month tops.
Then come back and politely appeal.

Making a big stink at the time does nothing but cause this big shitstorm every fucking time.

And even if it DOES get you unbanned, congrats, you get to come back to a station where half the people don't want you there.

If Carsh had waited a month and then gotten unbanned literally nobody would have cared, might not have even noticed.
But because he threw a FIT BOOHOO I WANT BACK IN THE CLUBHOUSE NAO
We all get to fight about it and he's opened himself up to metagrudge.
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>>160949995
>Been out of SS13 for a few years
>few years
Hey buddy, you know how the game used to be UNPLAYABLY FUCKING LAGGY a few years ago?
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>>160952439
acshully if you are going to bring "THE LAW" into this, real law allows the owner to basically do whatever the fuck they want with regard to who they ban or not.

Please go to school.
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>>160952025
>I hope your peacan pie icecream tastes terrible.
Your coords are being loaded into the bluespace artillery as I type this. BEHEAD ALL WHO CURSE THE CHICKENMIN! OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!!!
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>>160953267
>SLURP GLURP SLOBBLE
>THIS CHICKEN COCK SURE IS DELICIOUS
>HRLK, GURRLK FUCK IM GAGGING BUT ITS JUST SO GOOD HURRLGLK
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>>160953147
If you don't want people to insult you, don't have a backbone made of plastic shavings, the authority of a baloon baton and the strengh of your word be lower than 6 bitchy friends when you are the owner of the server.

Not even him, but fuck his pecan pie, he earns my respect again when he comes back the fuck up and does what he deep fucking down knows is right.
>>
pecan ppie sucks anyway why would you make ice cream out of it
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>>160953267
No fuck him, he bent to the will of the metaclub. They've officially taken over.
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>>160953025
turn off the computer and go take a walk you overly dramatic neckbeard
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>>160953297
People already metagrudge the fuck out of him cause he was a drooling retard of an Ayy Lmao captain and you can't even blame them for "metagrudging" because he's so shit he's begging to be shit on every time.
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>>160953297
I maintain that this is whole thing was caused by adminning Sawbones. The second you give the biggest (and admittedly funnest) shitter on the serb power, you say it's ok to be a shitter. Then when he uses said power to give special privileges to his metafriends, you can't act surprised.
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>>160953425
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>>160953509
Being a shitter wasn't the problem. It was not checking the metafriending at the door that was bad.
>>
>"pomf, you have no backbone!"
>"don't let TEH METAKLUB tell you what to do, let US tell you what to do"
you know that pomf can make his own decisions without needing people in the thread whining, fuck off
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>>160953602
>24 H O U R S
>FOR BOMBING THE BRIDGE
>JUST BECAUSE HE'S YOUR BUTTBUDDY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8VDbFUjHmI
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>>160953516
nice filename
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>>160953297
He is back.

Thank god he has chosen to continue static on his shitty grey, I'll be grudging him until the day I decide to leave for basically everything you just mentioned. Basically reddit tier "I'm a special little snowflake, rules don't apply to me" behavior.
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>>160953436
see
>>160953635
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>>160952274
>>160952274
>>160952274
>>160952274
RE
FUCKING
MINDER

Get your friends on the server, tell everyone the round type and who the antags are. Metcommunication isn't something you can be banned for anymore, go nuts.
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>>160953635
>"pomf, you have no backbone!"
>"don't let TEH TREAD tell you what to do, let US tell you what to do"
you know that pomf can make his own decisions without needing people in the discord whining, fuck off
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>>160953486
Hi Carsh&friendmins.
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>>160953635
>Letting someone go from metacomms
>Not spineless

Oh please, if he of all people can't buckle the fuck up and stand for his word on a rightfully placed and proved ban, he is a fucking coward.

Come on lad, he has a right to choose and he chose the chickenshit no spine option when he is the fucking rooster of the coop. No backbone.
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>>160953653
Lengthy bans don't really matter. They just need a short break to cool off and have it in their record for a shitcanning down the road if they can't stay clean. If you were affected by it, go ahead and request a longer ban solely to sate your petty vindictiveness because that's all it does.
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>>160950265
That's less of a problem here but there's this one guy trying to make voxen come in stupid assed neon colors for some reason as if the blue razz blood and roundstart Halo armor wasn't obnoxious enough
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>>160953818
>implying the discord whined
>implying the discord wasn't just laughing at the impotent cucks in the thread
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Why does this feel off?
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>>160953706
he wished he was drunk
he thought about something he had said
and how stupid it had sounded
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>>160954014
Too tiny, that's why.
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>>160950265
>timelord
?????
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>>160953876
>"WAAAAAHHHHH he didn't listen to the thread shitposting about what to do on his own server HEZ SPINLESS NAOW Q_Q"
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you guys are acting like fucking faggots
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>>160953924
That's all well and good to say when it's a popular lad, innit?
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>>160953983
the discord whined a fuck ton when it happened. source: im in the discord
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>>160954081
Oh, I get it. The only thing on the native resolution was the welder

Thanks
>>
hehehe... impotent nerds...
the guy is probably laughing his ass off @ u right now... >:)
>>
>http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&p=16948#p16948

"Pomf won't be reverting his decision and you all need to quit beating this dead horse and move on with your lives.

And no, there's nothing any admin or even myself can or will be doing about this."

AHAHAHA
HAHAHA
hAHAHAH

Pomf literally undermines his arguably best admin (meme all you like, but pain is up front, honest and to the point, he is also extremely fair) for the sake of appeasing his arguably worst admin (bones) and his friends.
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>>160953860
I have seen my fair share of Anonymous blundering. This though, this takes the cake.
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>>160953509
>I BLAME THIS GUY
>NO ITS THIS GUYS FAULT

Sick of hearing this. Anyone who says this is either a new player or an old idiot.

Space makes people salty in unique ways, and causes disputes and disagreements that can't be easily solved.

Underneath the fun surface, most players have a simmering anger or fear towards someone or something in space, and over time it just builds up.

Eventually a situation comes along that ignites that festering pool, and everyone uses it as a target for their anger. Sometimes they deserve it, sometimes they don't, but that's irrelevant.

It's like a lottery, or a purge, and we need it to stay functional as a society. It's not fair, it's not right, but it's the natural order.
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>>160954095
>user proved to break one of the most crucial rules out there
>sentence is imediate no appeal perma, applied
>reverts it based on them fucking up back when, not understanding he fucking confessed and that he spent a whooping 10 days banned
>instead of a perma

Yep, spineless. What, you telling me that if the host let's people go for major rule breaking because they did the equivalent of a slap in the first ban it ain't being a spineless fuck?

Course it is, the major authority let's major rule breakers go free, and you expect people to not shit on him?
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>>160954214
can you tell them to make big boy posties instead of screaming and huffing glue
thanks
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>>160954340
>his arguably worst admin (bones)
SECOND worst, c'mon, Kolith is back now.
And I sure hope you meant current admin.
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>>160953242
Goon is still better.
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>>160954206
I say the same when it's not too. Give em a short timeout so they can come back and finish wrapping rope you give them around their necks.
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>>160953516
>Filename
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>>160954650
you are god's fucking GIFT anon
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>>160954387
This tbqh, its a community thing, we all fuck up regularly but crucifying someone else makes us feel better about ourselves for a little while.
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>>160954014
Your turfs are a pixel off, look at where the wall and space are
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>>160954214
I cheered when he got banned and boo'd when he got unbanned
Source: I'm in the Discord
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>>160954504
Yes current, and I find bones to be worse. Have you read his admin request thread back when he made it?
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CARSH UNBANNED I MAD
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>>160954418
>Admins come to terms that the questions that I asked in the discord were fine
>Came to an agreement I be put under a magnifying glass and talk with every admin about what is going on
>Nuke randomly decides nearly 7 months later to make a ban request entirely from a thread shitpost
>Pomf makes a hasty decision he later regrets
>Thread makes a complete 180 on all decisions on him over it

Let the chicken make his own choices.
>>
>>160954808
i wasnt defending either side. i'm just stating facts. my general opinion is everything that's being said is just a mirror of what was said in the discord yesterday and vice versa
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>>160954885
>>Admins come to terms that the questions that I asked in the discord were fine
Yeah I rather doubt that.
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>>160954808
>>160954214
im sending you guys some nambler literature in the mail expect it by hanukkah
source i'm fucking saw bones
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>>160954848
Yes.
Sawbones is a serial metabuddy, a meme addict, and a small child.
Kolith is just a straight-up shitmin.
I know which one would be worse in /adminwho.
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>>160954885
Yiff in hell Metagamer

TWO TIMES NOW
W
O
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>>160954650
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>>160954418
>argue that laws don't apply because the owner of the server can do what he wants
>owner of the server does what he wants
>WOW FUCKING SPINELESS CHICKEN FUKKKK UUUUUUUU
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>>160954387
So what then, people just get kicked out of the treehouse arbitrarily because "we need it"?
Sounds like a shit society
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>>160954885
1) Can you provide any proof that the admins were fine with you asking about that guy's head? Nowhere in the entire 26 page thread does anyone talk about that. Did this conversation happen entirely by private?
2) Which admins did you talk to? Why would the admins have you talk to them via private rather than in the forums?
3) The original post was just a textual quote of your words with the head thing highlighted, which got 2 replies and everyone had mostly forgotten about before Nuke opened the appeal. How can you call that shitposting?
4) Are you in parole now, or were you completely absolved from metacomms?
5) Why did you claim you didn't metacomm?
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>>160955225
>Ask metafriend sawboner
>"Ayoo it gud brah I gotchu senpai"
>Hey guys, admins say it's fine!
t.Carsh
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>>160954885
You acted like a child and got your way, and now even less people like you. How is this a victory for you at all? You should have been the bigger man, you sniveling bitch.
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>>160955371
He's been Yahir'd. His days are numbered now.
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>>160955159
You apply for going with the laws, go be the law, back up like a pussy at the last minute and I'll call you a coward for being such a pussy you back off from banking someone confirmed for metacomming.

The law, allowing metacomms to be pardoned, with no reason for it. Yeah, a coward, who I wish his icecream tastes of rotten assholes.
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>>160955225
Also - and another thing that concerns me - the admins in the "Riot" thread were asking for logs to see what had happened. They don't seem very up-to-date on exactly what the situation was, if they were directly involved in pardoning you, they seem to have forgotten.
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>>160949995
>convince me to come back if you can
Log in and play a round.
We don't need to convince you of shit.
You'll see for yourself.
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>>160955217
They shut up, they put up with mob rule for a while, then appeal after it's blown over.
I was permabanned once, it was bullshit, but I said alright and just didn't play. Was actually really nice to take a little break. Came back two months later and appealed to mods privately, most couldn't even remember what had happened. Only like two people noticed when I came back. It happens all the time.
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>>160949995
Please don't. You've gotten free of this place, don't waste that.
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>>160955225
1. I spoke to both deadpool and mrpain after this took place, if you look at the adminlogs you can see that mrpain had banned sawbones permanently then while given me and brolaire warnings for our actions.
2. I panicked after the round and had a guilty concious, I messaged deadpool like a bitch going "H-hey, did I do wrong? I was too scared to ask while we did it." Deadpool and mrpain were mad at how much of an idiot I was and asked about everything I did
3. Nuke has been quoted saying he made the ban request over seeing someone post in the thread and thought it was me before asking me.
4. On parole im pretty sure, gotta be a good boy.
5. I never claimed I didn't, I said absolutely everything that took place that round in the post. I asked about bugs over the voice comms because at the time we were dangerously understaffed with mods. There's no point lying to admins since they will always find out in the end, it's better to just say what happened and let shit roll out.
>>160955371
Okay solarious.
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>tfw you're running a little hot and bully someone when you shouldn't have
>tfw you find out it was an admin and feel double plus ungood
I miss when cl*ster didn't make booze handhold you...
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>>160955483
Server owner, pomf, can do what he likes. If he wants to go easy on someone that came clean about breaking a law its in his right to do so. Just like its in the right of lower a sentence for criminals for good behavior.

Whats your in game name so I'll know its okay to arrest you, then when you get let out I can randomly beat you and throw you in perma for whatever crime you were in the brig for before.
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>>160955834
excuse me?
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>Waifu's and metafriends get more and mroe tolerated
>We've reached the point of petty highschool drama
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>>160955795
Did you not just get banned from AIs mate.

If you are on parole you metacomming fuck, atleast fucking act decent and play shit you can play right, you already got pardoned for what you shouldn't have and the grudge of half the server pop, least you can do is stick to not playing a silicon.
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>>160955997
>thread is nothing but banvalid hungry garbage and spergs arguing about cryomix
>actually miss waifu posting and shitposting about vox
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>>160956045
That was in like fucking august or july man.
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>>160956098
its hard to waifupost now honestly. a lot of them got scared off during the event that made pomf cry. and with the paradigm shift to husbandos it's a difficult time
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>>160956098
>vox traders haven't been shit for weeks, they're just completely absent on most rounds
hmm...
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>>160956193
>a lot of them got scared off during the event that made pomf cry.
Literally only bill got scared off
Most don't even care desu
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>>160956260
They banned a couple of the largest offenders
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>>160956098
Speaking of which, any reason I should use rye in cryo?
Seems like it'd be better to just leave pills outside the tube
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>>160955795
1&2) Did the head thing come up at all when you were privately talking to admins? Your retelling of what happened is an unintelligible clusterfuck for the books and most of it is just shit that happened IC, with the metacomms bit at the end. I want to know if the admins just thought you were in a voice chat while playing, or knew there were actual metacomms taking place.
3) Wat? Nuke thought it was you who was posting against you?
5) You claimed a couple times it wasn't metacomms because you didn't metagame about it, which is pretty shifty if you ask me.
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>>160955917
He can do what he likes, I agree. Ibcan alsobcall him a spineless depression taking good host and I would be right in atleast 2 of those claims.

That'd be actively netagrudging someone anon, thats a absolute no go.

Reputations are fine, but if you go that low, you become the joke yourself. Show some restraint in your examples, what pomf shouldn't have done was not one upping a ban, it was realizing that it actually happened and then applying it to begin with.
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>>160956357
Pills can get ZAS'd or taken by any fuckwit who wants to
At least with a cryomix it takes effort to get rid of the ryetalyn without just dumping the whole beaker, which is griffins in of itself
There's nothing like getting cloned in a half-exploded medbay and realizing all the pills are in space.
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>>160956401
*depression pill taking
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>expecting admins or mods of ANY online community to not be a bunch of circlejerking metaclub faggots
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>>160956604
I fully expect them to be shit and I am still mad when they are shit.
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>>160951573
>other cultists try validing me when i use cultspeak to speak to them
In their defense, that sounds fucking hilarious.
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>>160956604
To be content with shit is to accept lower standards, not complaining is acepting things are bad and not even remotely atempting to change it via complaints, just lazy aceptance.
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>>160954885
>>160955795
I liked you, I didn't want you to get banned but I understood it.
But I don't know why you threw such a fit. Would it have killed you to wait a little longer? Even a week? Literally everyone is fighting now because of you. Pomfs Ice Cream was cursed, and that's on your head.
I'll never forgive you.
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>>160956901
>Pomfs Ice Cream was cursed over this shitfest
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>>160945669 No, but it does create mustard gas.
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>>160951573
Hope you're reading this, Carsh. This is the future you've chosen for yourself.
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>>160956901
Because Cars is hopelessly retarded and you can tell any time he's near anything silicon
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We need 2x the meme magic to Make Pomf's Ice Cream Great Again.
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>>160955795
>Okay solarious.

Carsh, fuck off. Stop believing your discord friends who tell you everyone who dislikes you is Solarious
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>>160956693
>its acceptable to just ignore an opportunity to gangbang a department head as a rev

>i should never run around in the open ever

>i am obligated to always go drone
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>>160956901
>>160956901
>>160956901

This until it hurts. Bans happen all the time its self righteous prick manchildren who feel TARGETD BY SOCIETEE that turn it into a fuck-carnival
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>>160956901
He might have caused the backlash, but the person who effectively got everyone cursing pomf and everything was pomf himself.

Like a cheating housewife and a random guy for a affair, while the guy cauwedbthe shitstorm, it was the woman who actually fucked it all up to begin with.

This case, pomf is the woman, and the metacomming pardoned jigger is the random dude.

By the by, congrats on getting pardoned for perma material for no good reason carshallah, you must be proud of yourself
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>Fighting to get back into a society that unanimously threw you out in the first place
I never understood this meme. this isn't a single player game what does he think is going to happen
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>>160957391
Mass pardons of course, what else could possibly happen to someone who has been confirmed to metacomms and escaped a sentence literally anyone would get and not have a single attempt at explaining or apealing, everyone hating him for being a snowflake who escaped the law?

Nah, that's impossible.
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>>160955997
>We've reached the point of petty highschool drama
Why are you greentexting something that happened 5 years ago and never left and has been the state of this community ever since?
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>>160957391
because he wants to be right and needs to be right and have people tell him "you're right" because like most of our playerbase he's twenty five and acts like he's five in and out of the game
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>>160957541
Escaping metacomms twice is pretty insane. Dudes the houdini of space
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>>160957187
The difference is Pomf is the head of the society and is universally well liked.
The mob is always right. Always. It doesn't matter what mistakes are made by who until after the hammer falls. Everyone makes mistakes, most of us are shitters intentionally on occasion and get away with it. We are all guilty, we are all ban material, we are all part of the same compost heap. And when your number comes up you swallow it like a fucking man. And if you want to get back in and be forgiven, you wait your sentence, you come back with your pride in your stomach and you apologize like a fucking man.
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>>160957714
But he is objectively wrong, admitted to being wrong, everyone will rightfully tell him he is wrong and tell him to fuck off for being a faggot who escaped law.
>>160957909
Houdini he may be, but players don't give a shit, players will remain mad and he has now been branded.

He wanted to be unbanned, well, now he is beyond branded as that one motherfucker instead, and in strict parole. Should have been a perma, but for now, itl do.
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>>160958012
>The mob is always right. Always.
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>>160958091
He was already branded for his comdom shenanigans and complete lack of grasping lawsets
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>>160958012
I hate this bullshit situation, that's clear as day, but saying the mob is always right is bullshitz even for me.

I agree with sucking the fuck up, but dang man, that's a dang bullshit opinion. This case, its correct, but still.
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>>160958116
rail is hot for a bird
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>>160958364
Please do not lewd the bird.
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>>160958197
See, that's branding alright, but that's not "I fought the literal host of the server and won when I was proven to literally confess one of the most heinous and serious crimes that are under law in the server, suck my netacoming dick" tier branding.

Dude is now beyond branded, like a neo Nazi tatoo in Germany. Good shit carshalah, really nice shit.
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>>160958116
Removing your suit is a sin.
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>>160957391
because the thread doesn't reflect the game in any way shape or form
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>>160958012
>The mob is always right.
not in this year, loser
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>>160959035
>Not wearing a gas mask and hazard vest with additional suit webbing for maximum 5 finger discounting
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Considering I started it today, I think I'm going pretty well

I'll finish the item system tomorrow
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>>160959517
You're going to crash and burn like all the rest.
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http://pastebin.com/H6h2fceQ Never forget.
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>>160959035
Why the fuck is that so funny to me.
>>160959296
True only to a certain point anon. If the thread unanimously believes something is bullshit, that something is bullshit, if the thread actually explains in detail how its bullshit and such, it has full legitimacy and isn't just shitposting.

Ignoring the thread sometimes is not exactly bad, but devaluing it completely isn't smart either. Even intigracy knew this and made a PR for antag clowns to have clumsy trait.
>>160959517
Sincerely, good luck anon, do it, we know you can.
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>>160959649
Thanks man, I really needed that
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>>160959761
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>>160958126
>>160958306
>>160959413
>Everyone on the space station genuinely believes that 2+2=5
>You KNOW you are RIGHT when you tell them 2+2=4, and you can PROVE IT LOOK RIGHT HERE
>Nope sorry it's 30+ vs 1, you lose
In a group that is defined, ran and moderated by a group of peers, popular theory is king and truth is irrelevant.
In the wild, in aboriginal tribes, and in space, the mob is always right.

It's not fair, it's not right, but it's true.
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>>160960001
Mate, we wished that was true and that carsh was banned for fucking good, but that just plain ain't true.

If mob was always right, carsh would be gone. That's the truth.
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>>160960001
You and your little opinion are not big enough to be a mob. Herding a bunch of anonymous people on the internet together with you using vague subjects as a justification only goes to show that you are not actually aware of where you are or what you are trying to accomplish right now.
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WHAT IF we removed insta-stuns in place of stamina?

Push a guy in the dick? Won't make him fall over unless he's tired

Shooting a guy with a taser? If he's riled up on chems you'll need another

Knock out hits to the head still count, as that's not stamina that's your brain getting jarred about
OR rather than rewriting our entire stun system, we add in being able to resist if you fall over so that, assuming you're uninterrupted, you can help yourself up rather than sit silly on your face as a slight pressure difference makes you fly forwards a tile
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>>160960001
>60001
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>>160960323
you have to go back
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>>160959951
>baby face weak-beard with the dean blunt hat (prison gay)
wew
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>>160960323
Are you sure that would actually make it any better. And if so, might I just ask for a test?

Replace all tasers round start with a resprited, rebalanced plasma pistol that does only pain damage. If it goes well for atleast 5 rounds, by all means, do so.
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>>160959761
Why did bill even get so many pictures of his static drawn
Did he commission them all
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>>160960534
>resprited, rebalanced plasma pistol that does only pain damage

Why isn't this a thing already? The pain gun
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>>160960645
He ERPed with Dizor.
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>>160960292
What are you talking about? I'm not trying to accomplish anything, and I'm not implying my opinion matters in the slightest. I don't even have an opinion on whether he should have been banned or not, I could give a shit.
I'm trying to explain why this kind of thing always plays the way it does, and how to potentially avoid it in the future. I've been here for five years and I've seen it enough times to know that the only way to win is to not play at all.

>>160960253
The mob is always right, but it doesn't mean they always get their way. Cashmalash fought against mob mentality and managed to win, but it doesn't change anyone's opinion, everyone still claims the "right" thing was for him to stay gone.
Which is why him fighting is the only thing at fault here.
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>>160960323
here we fucking go
top ten asimov short stories
top ten juiced up waifus
I put a tri chord in your cryo mixers
roleplay is mad gay frickin stupid stupid dumb so you should go back to hippie
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>>160960650
>Pain gun
>changes your name to chris smithyman if you use it
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>>160960650
Because we don't want disabler guns, but we night be open to its concept.

Ask a spriter to just make a plasma pistol blue and change the values to have pain in it. Easy shit desu, ask the coders for help if you want to make it.
>>160960682
Fine enough.
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>Cops corner someone holding a gun
>They manage to hit him with a tazer
>In spasming he fires off his pistol like a fucking machinegun, killing an officer and wounding two others

Why can't this be a thing on our serb. Tasing doesn't know you over immediately, your speed is dropped to a crawl and you can't interact with anything, if you're holding anything you use it uncontrollably (gun, fire extinguisher, lube spray bottle)
Maybe if you mash that resist button there's a chance you can overpower and regain control, but if not you just fall down.

It would basically act the same, because the slow would be enough for sec to come beat your tits inside out, but at least having some semblance of chance and control would keep people from being so salty about
>ZAP
>LAY DOWN YOURE DEAD I GOT YOU LOL
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>>160961021
Change is scary
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>>160961021
The idea is shit already, but the resist shit can simply be macros for the sake of powergay. If you are going to make a shitty thing, atleast make it half shitty.
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>>160961021
>In spasming he fires off his pistol like a fucking machinegun
>and actually hits multiple targets
Do you honestly think this is how muscle contractions OR guns work?
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>IAA named Chuck Biggby join
>wow, that name seems kinda familiar
>his job on the manifest is "stock trader"
>he fucks off to wherever all game
>2 hours in
>"HAHAHAHAH I'M FEELING PRETTY NUTTY"
>next time I see him he's fat and sprinting down the hall while unloading a hivehand into a queen spider that's chasing him
IS HE FRINKIN BACK?
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Hey guys busta is back
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>Captain says no shuttle calls muh WE BUILD
>Captain calls god a faggot and tells us to pray to go home
>people do
>everyone dies
I like it
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>Make Asiatic foods for secret waifu Rail all round.
>Only get the feathers up to deliver it to her once, stuttering all over the place and running off as soon as possible.
It's fun RPing sometimes :>c
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botany was comfy as fuck. really sorry about killing you ballsac. atleast you got to be a cool juggernaut
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>>160961893
The guy who actually did rp and didn't grief at all while doing it? Good to have him back.
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When Bill appeals his ban, do you think he's going to try and project his obesity onto Chuck too?
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>>160961989
Nah Captain wanted to recall the shuttle. I powergamed myself all access and then called god a faggot after he asked me to pray to leave the station.
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>check crew manifest
>Frizl as mechanic
>close byond
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>>160962086
Chuck?
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That round pretty much confirmed my suspicions that I am a god placed into a human body to pwn noobs in SS13
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Emilia?
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Never knew how annoying it would be to cut wires at spots where its almost impossible to see if there is even a wire. Was fun on my first antag round being helpfull and also mean and just casually asking for the item that i had to steal at xeno.
With kindness you can reach anything.
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>be clown
>be suspicious
>warden adds bogus charges
>get put in the brig
>released
>after a while caught again
>put in cell
>timer freezes
>yell multiple times
>not getting released
>sci golem helps me out using bluespace
>ask multiple times for my stuff
>we get tazed and released
>we plot revenge
>kill the warden by me teleporting to him in a locker
>stunglove him
>drag him onto the locker
>close locker
>getting teleported back
>put in bluespace
>slowly suffocate
>warden shouts over comms to our location as the golem walk away
>doesnt tell that we are in the golems bluespace machine
>we both suffocate to death
>warden's body used as meat for cloning

We did it.
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>Oh boy, there's an AI, time to learn AI while I won't have much dependency on me
>'Sorry, but the captain says no more AIs, we have one already'
>Fuck it, take up chaplaincy as the chaplain had biblefarted 5 minutes in
>Go with an enchantment gimmick
>My metal tomahawk gets enchanted as I bless it and pray, becoming gold and getting a bonus to brute damage
>I invite an assistant to join my group, try to get him an enchanted glass tomahawk
>His tomahawk goes dark grey and does no damage

>>160962012
Was fun bringing you carp, got myself some magboots from the captain and used my enchanted axe to cut em down

Got more than the cap who was using a laser, the dirty cheat
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>>160962317
>pwn noobs

Banned for underage when
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>>160961021
it doesn't work like that idiot
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>>160961989
:3

>HoP
Couldn't ask for anyone better. 10/10
>HoS
Invisible. Died and had his shit stolen at one point i'm presuming. Had to micro manage shitcurity for you. Security Intern/10
>RD
Fantastic. Produced what we needed when we needed. Dealt with Shitcurity falsely accusing him of murder and trying to arrest him just because he was saving bodies with telescience like a champ.
RIP tried to save you but lost you through a tele malfunction? 10/10
>CMO
Great job. 10/10
>CE
0/10 where even were you all round?

>those few engineers
10/10 you know who you are. the heroes the station needed
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>>160962527
Thanks! Engineering was sorta overwhelmed, and we had a rookie, but we tried our best.
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>>160962317
This is fucking embarrassing I hope you're not one of the pictured twinks.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gi-RYNhP8Y
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>>160962527
joaquim or whatever it is is starting to become my favorite RD
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>>160962392
Everyone's help was appreciated with the carp.
Wasn't able to woo the girl though, maybe next time.

Hope the cap enjoyed his burger though, wherever thay crazy bastard is.
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>>160962212
>tfw the station gets a whole teleportation system thanks to Frizl
Science saves the day again.
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>>160962638
Yeah I am. That pic was taken back when borers were an antag gamemode. My borer and this other guys borer were trying to manipulate us into fucking but it was super awkward so I was trying to disarm the situation.
Theres a pastebin of it somewhere.
People seem to think its funny
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>>160963765
that's mildly amusing I guess
thought it was just like "heh alpha warden moments like comment subscribe" 2bhonest
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>open bans page
>ctrl-f "bomb"
>133 results
WHY DO SPACE AUTISTS LOVE EXPLOSIVES SO MUCH?
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>>160965220
>dont even know how a bomb
>will never a ban for a bomb
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>>160965220
Its surprisingly easy to make bombs anon, and people are retards.

1+1=ban up the wazoo, I mean, I had no clue what I was doing and make like 5-6 devs, so if I can do it, anyone can.

Thing is, they shouldn't.
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I should be banning you for whatever I wanted btu I chose not to because it's unfair to shit all over shitters, Pomf
Fuck off you fuck off and I ebt you did'nt even make the ice cream, You just bought it from a store.
>The rooster DOESN"T EVEN PLAY ON THE GAME
>>HE DOESN"T EVEN GET IT
>>>
Pomeranian is a bad he-admin. You're not able to dispuse that.
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>>160966876
Remove pumf, what did he think he was gonna do on the bed anyway?

Revolt until the chicken hears our demands.
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>>160960650
Because of the laughably easy way to be functionally immune to pain until you're dropped into crit or hulk and and fight until you're dead that anyone can do??
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>>160962212
>check manifest
>Frizl as mechanic
>oh cool we'll have an entire medbay in tele in under 10 minutes run by 1 person
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>>160962337
Because xenobio has tons of them and literally do not care as long as you're gonig to leave them in peace and not force a shuttle call before they can finish autism
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>
CID: 2694229474
EMOTE: Phung Bingus/Rub (@219,292,1): Phung Bingus shows you his penis,Player PM from-Rub/(Phung Bingus): "ugh it was my gimmick i showed everyone my smeg filled willy as a punisment for crimes.
The bans page is a veritable goldmine.
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general access for security when? cargonia ordering guns cant be punished without an AI because MUH PRIVACY meme or faggots trying to hide behind medbay when theyre wanted needs to stop.
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>>160962389
Science asknig for your stuff is usually for a H.O.N.K. You should give it to them and then be the cool clown that uses it to stop murderboners instead of griffing with the honker blaster.

>>160968048
I still don't know why the fuck he pulled me on the pad and tried to zap me. Mechanics in science are the worst. It still baffles me that those duplicates are still in the game.
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>>160968198
I was the one he showed his penis to, AMA.
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>>160968198
ugh are you making fun of phung
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>>160968048
>doctor treating me
>get teleported away
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>>160968218
>Grab a toolbox
>Rotate glass
>Drop comms
>Apply baton, directly to the forehead
>Can't even hack doors when it's better protected
You even have a battering ram in the warden locker if you're too much of a pussy to get gloves or access. Basically, if you aren't rolling for captain or HoS and you can't deal with such a simple obstacle you need to back the fuck off and chill.
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>>160968457
>cargo
>rotate gla-
>lasered

>medbay
>rotate gla-
>chloraled
nice meme
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>>160968253
>I still don't know why the fuck he pulled me on the pad and tried to zap me. Mechanics in science are the worst. It still baffles me that those duplicates are still in the game.

You were in tele being suspicious, emptying the vault and not answering anything I ask you, or in fact saying anything at all, over the course of 2 minutes. I then drag you onto the pad to send you to central hallway, but before I can click "send" you scurry off, most likely scared that I am sending you to space or so. Did you even have proper access?I can't remember.
Then when sec finally catches up with you and I save your ass from their harmbattoning or whatever it is they were doing to you I get a "this guy nearly killed me" rant.

Please anon, PLEASE.

Also what an absolutely shit thread, banautism from start to finish, I should stop clicking on links.
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>>160968589
You have lasers and shotguns. Shoot back if they draw nigga. Them motherfuckers asking for freedom so you're gonna give it to them. Freedom, from life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTkhvGVLf3k
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>>160968394
>>160968394
>doctor treating me
medbay is so shit lately I wish standard procedure would be to just borg dead/critted players.
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>>160968728
>laser cargo
>HELP AI HUMAN HARM HUMAN HARM HUMAN HARM HUMAN HARM CARGO HARM
>AI sides with cargo because asimov is literally an anti-sec lawset
your memes are the worst
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>>160968691
Yes, unlike you I was actually a member of science all of which have default access to it and I was getting backup power wire, a little extra gold from the vault and some rarely accessed metal and glass to save myself a trip to the roid before you tried to zap me. You don't know fucking dick so shove off instead of being a territorial shitlord over shit you know dickall about. Hate you grabby fucks so much.
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>>160968936
Majority of the crew doesn't leave a common freq sbr on all the time. Just turn comms off, ice em, get the sensors off in maint while the AI is autisming around.
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are fat people valid?
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>>160969493
To Mint toxin
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>>160968218
>>160968728
>be sec officer
>there is never a HoS or warden
>HoP denies you access 4nr even though you're technically acting HoS
>no silicons or worse: they're little shits that think you're gonna hurt people with a taser
>tfw wizards/newcops/cultists/loud as fuck antags happen and can never get into the armory
>tfw know science is printing guns (when are they not) but they're behind 2 doors
>tfw find evidence that would probably lead you to the asshole stealth ling but not even silicons can replace the detective access nobody will give you
>tfw some asshat is subverting his crutch silicons again and the upload might as well be fort knox
>tfw tase a newcop but alone and noaccess and you can do literally nothing to the asshole jihadist on the ground
>tfw usually don't even die, which in a way is worse because it means more of this torture for the rest of the round
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>>160969493
Only if you plan to force feed them then pop them with the mint.
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>>160968964
>set up all of tele
>spend most of time dragging in more material and equipment
>rarely am I actually the one manning the CMC usually the RD or some other science
>see guy using tele to be a metagaming thief instead of just asking the captain
>doesn't answer anything being asked
>doesn't talk
>hacked door visible
>simply want to send you out
>save your ass with tele later in the round

Also a friendly reminder that mechanic has access to tele.

As for not knowing anything about it, it is TWO coordinates with a max of 10 offset to each. There is nothing to fucking know.

I am setting up tele to get people back in the round when someone inevitably gets spaced, while you are fucking with my set up to get yourself shinies because you can't wait 2 minutes for miners to arrive with their first haul. Ya, I am the "grabby asshole" in this scenario.

I wish I had sent you to space now.
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>>160969594
No, clearly you don't because science using tsci to grab shit is suspicious as is a robo getting the backup power wire for no mend pulsing into eva or eng if they need more plasteel. Our miner went braindead in the mining station instead of delivering. I had to go and mine myself. And you didn't even save me from anything. I was hanging out with sec telling them to dig out my trauma kit.

Sorry I have consoles, pda, notes, and coords cluttering my chat since that triggers your autism greytiding engineering-kun? Definitely a space worthy offense to zap up some minerals.
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>>160968253
It was sec that kept my stuff.
I thought that the scigolem helping me out and us plotting against the Warden was sufficient to express it.
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>chug tells you the he thinks you're a good nut
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>>160966876
oh boy ESOTERIC SHITPOST MEMES HUHU what a FUCKING WITTY BLOKE MATE
spelign the things wrong bc ur mr gay GOT EM
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Gunosaguki was Molybdenite (died)
Objective #1: Steal the Captain's ID. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and free. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Thanks admin if you toggle'd that, since it was literally just the salvage shuttle captain's ID.

30 minute old golem doesnt give a fuck what the syndicate gots, only gratification of a job well done.

too bad i got insta-shattered by zas, golems getting magboots when? or at least a magboot walk
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>have a parapen hostage gimmick
>get caught like right at the start of the round
>spend the rest of it in solitary, talk to a ghost and a mouse for a bit
>jump out into space on the shuttle because I had to die a glorious death
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>>160970226
I don't normally get involved in politcs but I had to.
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>>160970245
I vaguely remember golems able to wear black shoes. Can they not wear mags?

>>160970285
Didn't get to make pies?
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>>160970245
Golems having an infinite supply of hardcores in their reagent container would be pretty good.
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The fruits of my autism
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>>160970335
they can't wear anything other than black shoes
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>>160970430
>those corners
Get good.
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>>160970285
>>have a parapen hostage gimmick
>bitch about it in the thread
how about you jump off a fast moving object in real life and do us all a favor thanks
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>>160970335
nope. the rat killed himself though and i devoured it.
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do people really expect chug to be responsible with all access?
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>>160956274
Hello, I left before the thing happened, I played a round recently actually, I don't care lol
>>160960645
I have like 4? Dizor asked in the discord what to draw and I just asked. There's way more stuff out there of other statics.
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>>160956274
What thing made him cry?
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>>160970512
my plan was to
>parapen someone
>wake them up, fill them with alky and ryet to negate brain damage
>inject them with water, tell them it was a slow acting poison
>give them a revolver and tell them to kill my target within twenty minutes so they can get the antidote

ive done it once before and it was pretty fun
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>>160970579
Nope

That's why people do it.
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>>160970512
yeah just kill everyone for 3 hours until theres no one left on the station scrub lmao
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>>160970678
its easier to use chloral+stox pill in the long run so you can save your tc.
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My methods as HoS may be harsh but they are fair and quick. Syndicates were captured and dispensed of, justice was served to all law-breakers. It was a boring round however.
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>>160970058
for someone who claims to understand tele you don't seem to grasp the fact that I was simply sending you to the central hall of science. i.e. to the other side of the doors which were screwed open. Not space, why you think I would be sending someone to space is beyond me, idiotic notion.

>I was hanging out with sec

the moment I zapped you out the entire sec team did a breach and entry from both sides. Basically all of sec was battering down the doors 2 seconds after I zap you out purely to arrest you.

>cluttering my chat

It is a chat based game, if you can't keep that is on you, not me. It also has a UI, if you can't see me bump into you several times basically moving you up and down that is also not on me. Furthermore for someone claiming to basically not have noticed me due to "clutter" you sure did react fast the moment I dragged you onto that pad buddy, all of a sudden all that "clutter" disappear did it?

Maybe you should calm your tits, nobody was trying to kill you, someone was merely trying to remove a suspiciously mute person from the room who was using tele for (metagame) thievery.

I am done here, there is a reason I just play the game and don't come here, whatever possessed me to click on a link to here.
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>>160962527

The mechanic got me out to telescience, healed me up, got killed by an immovable rod then I got eye flashed by the vampire clown and taken to escape handcuffed by him. He let me live and then a golem or something warped me into his bag and put me on the research shuttle with like three other people. Was a pretty appropriate ending to the round.
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>>160970512
hey maybe there are other things you could maybe do if you weren't so artistic, pragmatic and left brain objective oriented there mister meme man
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>>160970985
>you don't seem to grasp the fact that I was simply sending you to the central hall of science
He obvioudly doesn't know that you tard
>why you think I would be sending someone to space is beyond me, idiotic notion
IT'S A PERFECTLY REASONABLE EXPECTATION WHEN SOMEONE PULLS YOU UP ONTO THE TELEPAD WITHOUT A WORD HOLY SHIT
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>>160970985
I was looking at my coords then saw my screen moving. When all someone has to do is change one number and hit send to kill someone where do you think it's going?

Yeah, cause I was screaming bloody murder and had already reported you once. If I could have climbed in the scanner so I could use right click to enter spam you from being able to prick me I would have. I saw those double grilles you put up to box the telepad into a 1x1 after you failed to space me once. I've seen those death traps man.

>Theft
>From the duplicate job that steals research and a department
That's rich
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>>160971298
>without a word
except for the fact that he said that he spent 2 minutes trying to get a response out of this guy.

and no, expecting a by all means non-antag to simply send you out to space is not a "PERFECTLY REASONABLE EXPECTATION"

>"b-but maybe he was antag!!"
>most likely had all the parapenning/eswording/ebowing opportunities in the world to then safely dispose of the evidence after the deed was done
>instead wastes time trying to talk to him
Ya, this sounds like some real antagonistic behavior right there, totally "REASONABLE" to expect to be sent to space.

All you metagaming tele users should be banned, it is fucking disgusting.
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>>160971919
>putting up any resistance to someone teleporting you to god knows where is "metagaming"
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How to work the FAX?
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>>160971919
also what sort of antag wastes all his time and energy to set up a completely functional medbay in tele? Please, try to use that grey matter of yours.

I saw him set up that 1x1 grid in tele, he used it to tele in the clown to fuck with him a bit before sending him right back and removing the grilles again.

Honest to god you are a metagaming faggot.

If you are who I think you are you were an antag all along to boot anyway.
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>>160971919
>expecting a by all means non-antag to simply send you out to space
the fuck does that mean
the only metagaming thing here is what you're proposing, i.e. basing your decision off the fact that "this dude is probably not an antag"
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>>160971919
When I'm on deff/meta I just use cameras. You can use the suit sensors of a guy sitting still for a couple moment anywhere in their department then just use that for your ref point for the department as you jump from camera to camera hoovering up still unused minerals. I fail to see how getting 3 gold bars that have no other use than an eng borg scanning it at roundstart is a travesty.

>>160972134
Put a head or IAA id in. Put a paper in. Hit send IIRC.
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>>160972134
>put a picture of your dick on the paper
>put the paper in the fax machine
>put your ID in the fax machine
>choose where you're sending your dick
>get blown the fuck up when centcom gets a picture of your penis
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>>160972205
>this guy spent time making a tele medbay therefore he's probably not playing the antag game of spess station 13 and will not attempt to kill me
that's metagaming
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>>160972205
The best way to antag is to be an absolute madman. As long as you have a root of believeability you get away with so much. But antag or not doesn't matter. It's a nonconsensual teleport
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>>160972050
Are you dense?

Using tele to bring in all the goodies of the station from minute 1 is metagaming.

Holy shit, stop posting, you are a fucking embarrassment to yourself.

>god knows where
he should have just teled you into the vault you were looting and had a good old laugh at your metagaming ass.
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>>160972371
>tfw you sit in telesci waiting for medbay to barge into teleport people, ctrl-click, change the z to 4, click the pad and zap them to the dj sat faster than they can respond. Always got a sensible chuckle out of it
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>>160972325
The guy was metagaming anyway when he used the tele to loot the station.

Also it isn't metagaming, assuming that someone who has shown to have seemingly good intentions for the station won't lamoSpess you is completely reasonable. If someone sets up an entire medbay in tele the rational response is "this guy probably has good intentions" not "ermhagawd this guy is SPESSNG ME".

If anything he was metagaming by expecting to be spaced anticipating some sort of antagonistic behavior.

>>160972337
non consensually removing people who use tele to loot the entire station with coords obtained outside of the game is fine in my books. Personally I would have probably flashed him, spaced him, then brought him back for some good old borging, and had someone bwoinked me I would have just pointed out that he was being a metagaming faggot.

There is a difference between knowing the approximate coords of all the different departments, and knowing the exact locations of all the various collectables around the station.
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>>160973060
Yes, because non-consensual teleports screams good intentions right? I've done that very thing and even treated some of the people that came through to have legitimacy. Even when they tried to finger me I had people backing me up. You're failing to see how the root of your argument is it's okay because I know I'm not an antag so it's okay for a mechanic to pull someone on the pad and zap them without a care. Telescience is a science department and trying to zap someone is going to get a bad reaction. Non. Consensual.
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>>160972228
How to import photos?
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>>160974021
No. Enough of you pervs have crashed me with futa faxes. Unless you want bans don't.
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>>160974021
[img] [/img]
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>>160974114
Thanks anon
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>>160945629
>Someone colored it

Madmen
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>>160972225
>>160974021
>>160974103
>>160972134
>>160972228
Who the fuck even receives these faxes at "Centcomm" and "HR"?????
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>>160975692
99% certain it goes straight to the admins like a prayer or ahelp
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>>160975692
It goes to the admins. They got a better ui now so they're more likely to give a shit if they aren't busy and it isn't comdom didn't give me a laser cannon and all access demote he! >:'('''''''
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>>160974021
press the help button when writting paper it tells you how to embed images. If its nanopaper you can embed youtube videos
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>>160976290
>embed youtube videos
Please tell me they play audio and nearby people can hear it
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KOLITH LIED
THE BOT DIED
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>>160976597
no you need to manually view the paper and it HAS to be nanopaper which is the goofy blue paper mechanics has or the paper in the librarians back room.
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>>160976767
what happened now
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>>160976939
We added a music bot to the Discord. It broke. Kolith is to blame.
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CARSH GETS UNBANNED AND I GET BANNED INSTEAD?

QUIT TRYING TO KILL THE METACLUB
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>>160976767
Kolith is my friend

But he's salty as fuck and dumb as fuck for trusting that thing.

Should've "fixed" it before they even brought it in.
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>>160977190
no one cares bro
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>>160977279

He did

>>160976939
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>>160977190
How do you fuck up a music bot that hard? All you need to do is make it play Stan Rogers songs on shuffle and repeat and it's perfect.
Make it play this when it gets fixed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uirXFig0IQ
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>>160977241
what did you do? you aren't even on the banpage
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>>160977241
>Apologyman
>Not being banned
Only on opposite days.
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>>160977670

Fuck you leatherman
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>chug killed 2 of the 3 lings
W E W
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How did I do as IAA?

Is Fax spam expected or did I just annoy the admins?
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Well the horror form was fun up until the following happened

>waste time trying to devour people like how the description says in the evo menu
>won't let me equip magboots or helmet or anything to give myself laight in maint, so at a disadvantage in the dark
>get hardboiled from radstorm, can't regenerate it off because hardboiled is a "positive" power
>force airlock doesnt work at all, have to punch my way EVERYWHERE
>even after regenning, constantly lose vision despite not losing health and eventually get to crit/sleep vision, can't see at all
>get killed by random person finding me when i had to regen so i could see for a few minutes again

incomming github
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>>160978062
frink
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>>160978062
chug is a hero
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Does Chug like waifus?
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>>160979229
chug likes nuts
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>>160942171
>Probe not wearing a helmet
wait what'd I do
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>>160979538
YOU DON'T WEAR YOUR HELMET
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>>160979350
It isn't the nuts on the outside that matter, but the nuts on the inside that count right?
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>>160979627
I'M SORRY.
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>>160979669
Needs synaptazine, antitox, hyperzine, synaptazine, sugar, latte, and tramadol holding a box of dreadrum
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>>160979794
>tramadol
horribly memed my friend
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>>160979839
Painkillers have kept me awake long enough to deal with burn pain or internal bleeding more times than I can count
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>>160979669
I honestly doubt that Chug would even know what sex is
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>>160980761
There are no genders to chug, only good nuts and bad ones
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>>160980761
I'm not trying to sex Chug if that's what you're saying.

>>160981006
Hopefully I can prove myself as a good nut to Chug
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>TFW you will never have a group of admin buttbuddies and rampant shitposters to kick, scream and cry like retards until you get unbanned

I wish I could be ban immune too.

Also, don't try to get antag valids on a metaclub member. You'll get banned for the sake of your mental health.
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>>160982267
the fact that sawbones is an admin with his massive history of autism should tell you everything about the credibility of most admins
>>
You know who's a good admin?
Me
the friggen dragonbro
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>>160982612
doesn't really matter who you are, the reputation of all admins has collectively gone down the shitter
>>
DAYTONAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>chug finally making amends with billy
>billy is instagibbed on the shuttle
ABSOLUTELY TEAR JERKING
>>
dat clutch revive at the end

weird medbay shift. there was JUST enough happening to justify being there but not enough to ever feel busy
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>pick up Albert's Railgun after he gets lynched on the shuttle
>try to buckle myself into a chair before the shuttle docks
>somehow push myself instead
>The railgun goes off in the struggle with myself
>mfw there were like three people in a line just to the south of me
>mfw I have no face
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>>160982719

>all those double digit stats

this won't feed ireland
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>>160982719
That's basically the perfect potato. You've done it. Potato mastery.
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>>160982794
What happened with Chug and Billy?
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>>160982846
>shit dude you only got 10 INT
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Is socachaca still here?
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>>160982719
You can ride to 135 potency just on robust harvest and soft and juicy results in people smooshing it a lot
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>fully charged railgun
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Today I learned you can pick up baby space carp and they'll stop biting you.
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>>160983195
What engine?
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>>160983201
Space carp breeding when?
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Is this still accurate?
Is there an updated version of this?
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>>160983509
I haven't run into any problems following the surgery guide on the wiki yet
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>>160982985
It was like a fucking anime

From what I can tell, Chug was hanging out in the chapel for a while and eventually Billy was there too. Billy did something to piss off Chug (I think he got a treadmill in there). It was kind of quiet for a while, but then Chug managed to get a mario go-kart. I think Billy stole it. After that, Chug started getting fucking PISSED at Billy and I guess his anger manifested into an ATV. They agreed to race, and then Deja Vu started playing. Chug won the race and got the kart keys back. After the victory lap, Chug made up with Billy and went to the shuttle together. I think Billy gave Chug his hardsuit helmet as a memento. They were sitting next to each other and then Billy got instagibbed by a rail gun. Chug went berserk and the crew rushed the perpetrator and held him down while Chug beat the guy's skull in with a toolbox and cut off his head.
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>>160943376
>shitter enabling is bad
W e w L a d
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>>160983734
>Chug is back for less than 24 hours and already produces an anime
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>>160983832
chugs like second round back he declared me a good nut after i got accused of being an evil-doer and gave me all access and then deep fried my appendix and fed it to me. he's a real hero
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>>160983832
The round before was pretty great too. Chug pretty much solved a murder mystery and killed two of the three lings.
>>
What does the thermal homeostasis regulator do?
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>>160983734
So which one of them are you, chug or billy

Because nobody else gives a shit
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>>160983907
Does he ever actually play captain or does he just somehow manage to get himself all access every other game?
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>>160984048
the Mancrowave in medbay by the tubes? it heats up cold niggas to normal body temp
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>>160984078
>hating on Chug stories
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Man it feels so good to have the thread hating on other people besides me.
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>>160984103
i dont know how he gets all access every round. i really dont
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>>160984078
Why so angry? The thread has been talking about Chug for the past few rounds, I was just contributing.
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>>160984078
Would you rather we go back to debating the merits of Dex + in cryomix?
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>>160982719
That's all great but

WHEN THE FAMINE HITS, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FISH?
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>>160984543
Because their boats were pieces of shit and they couldn't into salt or something I think
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>>160983509
Infection doesn't exist
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>tfw the vox is so hot everyone around them catches on fire and dies
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>>160984773
poor ai
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>>160984773
What's that? Suicide y/y?
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Will you marry me, Rail Kinson?
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>>160984869

That lawset was actually really fun. I ended up killing the uploader for giggles.
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>>160984773
oh christ
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>>160984908
No !
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Those MoMMIs made a really awesome SME. It was disappointing that we set up the superfluous singlo before realizing they had already finished the SME and we were good to go.
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>>160985001
D:
Why?
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>>160984683
THEN HOW DID THEY SAIL TO AMERICA?
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>>160985165
Shit nigga they turned the ocean to whiskey and parted the ocean with their insatiable thirst like a drunken Irish Moses
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>>160984917
>Not acting with Discipline
Bannu

>>160984908
Impregnate me with your tiny bird dick Rail-sempai. We must breed a new generation of Medvox to keep medbay staffed.
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>>160985384
>implying vox have a dick and not a cloaca
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>>160985384
>he
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How do I set custom hotkeys now? The option seems to be gone from the top left menu, but my old hotkeys still work
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>>160985384
>breeding a new generation to staff medbay
>not just cloning yourself
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>>160985384
>Impregnate me with your tiny bird dick
Rail is a girl you newfig
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>>160985691
>Wanting to be anywhere near yourself
1 is enough.

>>160985771
>She
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>>160985771
>>160985812
Does it matter at this point
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DDR vault.

Before and after cluster ruined it.
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>>160985812
>not wanting to fuck your clone after it has undergone a genetics sex change
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>>160985960
It was technically impossible to beat before cluster's fuck, as when you had to 'go low', the very next step would fail you if you were on the floor
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>>160985771
No she's a female(male)!
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>>160986065
Good enough for me m8
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fresh OC right off the canvas
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>>160986321
>no Dex+ mentioned in the medbay discussion
Other than that 10/10.
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>>160986321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72f417lIJ5Q
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NanoTrasen is evil the Syndicate are the good guys and offer a better dental plan
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>>160986572
yeah. What kind of sick fuck would put a bunch of homicidal chucklefucks on a station in the middle of nowhere? NT is actually the biggest reality show producer in the universe, and the plasma mining is just a happy accident if it should actually happen.

Space Station 13 is the #1 watched show across all sectors and is enjoyed by all races in all languages.
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>>160973550
>Break laws and rules
>Get shit for it
>MUH CONSENSHUL
Get fucked, greytiding with tele should have the deathsentence.
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>>160986416
.1u Dex+
10u Dex
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MrPain deadmins Kolith
>it gets undone
MrPain says Carlash will not be unbanned under any circumstance
>carsh gets unbanned

Can anyone tell me why exactly Pomf is undermining/sabotaging an actual good admin in favour of mememins like bones and kolith?
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>>160987428
>Pain
>Not a mememin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhtovUzjfnc
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>>160987518
He is basically the best admin we have, but his authority is being actively undermined because Pomf gives into to whiners such as bones and kolith.
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>>160987652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1hU_IgpjXw
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>>160987428
Pain said that it was all on pomf and he doubted he would change his mind.

Celt is the head of trialmins while pain is head of bans.
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>>160987997
Celt only "became" the head of trialmins to undo Kolith's deadminnings.

He wasn't even head of trialmins when it happened in the first place.

He took the position just to bolster the metaclub.
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>>160987997
>>160988068
Don't forget if you search the thread archive, mustard tiger came and said he only let kolith be an admin because hes part of the metaclub
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MrPain is a shitty mememin that pushes until literally anyone pushes back and then cracks under the counter push.
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>>160988250
Fuck off kolith you should be deadminned.
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>>160988289
I'm not kolith, I'm shiggy
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>>160988326
>>160988250
Shiggy, you haven't been here for a while, but since he left the last time and came back he's changed and he's better, much much better, now.
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>>160988371
its not actually shiggy m8
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>>160988443
t. kolith
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOb46j7iWnQ
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>>160988659
he's away on steam anon.
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>>160988819
?
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>>160988897
Shiggy is you twat the only one talking about kolith is you
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>escape as a match and watch everyone die
kek
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>>160988951
what
>>
>that cargonia
it was really fun heisting that emitter for you guys
did you eventually get raided?
>>
pAI buffs W H E N?
>>
[LAST TRAIN HOME] is the strongest mech in the galaxy. Prove me wrong.

Sorry brain and cube, I had to leave you behind. I would've taken you with me if I could
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>>160989090
Is the round over? My computer decided to do the annoying giant update and I don't want to Ick Ock
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>>160989163
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>>160989101
What buffs would you like to see to a pAI then?

advanced pAI that has double the memory?
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>>160989163
MMIs don't count, do they?

Besides, you killed us both when you gave the scientist the d-drill
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>>160989168
It's over.
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>>160989209
LATOONI IS CUTE
CUTE
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>>160989246
Cool.

Did we end up collecting all the ghosts? Also, why were people turning into the clown anyway?
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>>160989229

They count towards organic lifeforms. I think posibrains do too. I know MoMMIs do because one sneaked on board and cucked me out of my precious greentext

Sorry. I had to stop her boarding and there was only one way for me to confirm kills.

The AC 2 is more useful than I thought for stunning people long enough to drill them though. I kept hoping for a Scattershot because I fucking love the sound they make.
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>>160989101
Give me ideas then fugbutt
>>
Why don't coders put up a pull request then shill it in the thread to gauge the public opinion and then start coding if it seems popular?
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>>160989956
for what exactly? your idea? someone elses idea? coders should create something someone else wanted then convince everyone to do what some guy wanted?
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>>160989639
They should be upgradable, and each upgrade gives them more memory, also give them more options for things to download, like advanced chem synths, faster wirejacking and camera access
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>>160990026
one thing never changes. people always suggest features that are the best for them and the worst for the game.

why bother interacting with the entire server when you can just have your pAI do everything
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>>160989639
Flash module - Allows the pAI to flash someone adjacent if they are in a pocket, with a somewhat lengthy cooldown.

Advanced Chemsynth - Allows pAI to synthesize kelotane and tramadol.

Chem Delivery Module (only available with chemsynth) - Allows pAI to synthesize and shoot a syringe up to 3 tiles away. Can only contain chemsynth meds, so no chloral pAIs.

Laser Pointer - Allows the pAI to point to things and direct its owner very quickly if it is in a pocket.

Advanced Medical Module - Allows pAI to analyze patient vitals and conditions from up to 2 tiles away.
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>>160989337
There was actually a human disguised as a matchstick. He was calling you a cuck the whole ride.
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>>160990308
PFT
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>>160990172
Id use these, currently only wirejack and chemsynth feel of any use
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>>160990595
>Wirejack and Chem Synth were 2/3s added last time pAIs got buffed

In the past you literally had to buy the PDA messenger app and there were no useful apps. It was like being a mouse that is allowed to talk.
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>>160990308
that was me
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>>160990161
It depends on how the upgrades are handled, ideally you'd need to interact with other departments, like grabbing some chems from chemistry then getting science/mechanics to make them into a pAI chem upgrade, or getting onto a camera console (which are all in restricted areas, I think) and using the pAI on it to get wireless access to them. Shit like that, stuff that isn't just going through maint looking for upgrade materials to put on your powergAI
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>65u cryomix

No
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>>160990753
no one ever suggests that though. they just want to powergame but not how everyone else powergames because powergaming is wrong.


see where i'm coming from?

every time the pAI gets buffed it gets a little sillier and then pAI counterparts have to get buffed as well. then everyone loses interest in it anyway because it doesn't improve the game it just assists shut ins from interacting with the station.
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>>160990753
Could be neat, having additional software upgrades you can slot into a pAI to download, rather than it downloading from the ether
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>>160990935
Haha time to dig up dirt and ban request you again
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>>160990948
>pAI's being used for powergaming
haram, they are pocket friends and just want to help/annoy/fist you
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>>160989956
Why don't we have Idea Fuhrer's?
People whose ss13 feature designing ideas have well proven track records.
When they have an idea the coders work to implement it.
The coders have no other job other than to implement the Idea Furhers wishes as best as they can and as fast as they can?

I don't know what other industries call these visionary leaders but I think an Idea Fuhrer is what /vg/ss13 really needs to make sure all coders are working towards a common vision for a better station experience.

Actually has /vg/ss13 ever had anything close to an Idea Fuhrer before?
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>>160991043
if you say so. others say "I want to be a mary sue and always win".

>>160990172
the last two here are okay ideas. adds functionality and interest.

the first three on the other hand don't really add interest. it's just abject power for pAIs and reducing the importance of playing medbay.
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>>160991171
those already exist. they are called coders.

idk why its so hard for you guys to accept that people are not going to spend tens of hours creating something for you for absolute free.
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>>160990935
Will Carsh ever learn?

His last instance of medbay autism nearly got him permad...
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>>160991171
>I don't know what other industries call these visionary leaders
CEO's and shareholders. But this isn't a cooperation. Nobody is under contract. Mins can "demand" a change and coders can then tell them to kindly go fuck themselves, mins can then remove coders and do it themselves, it fails because nearly all the mins are children whose experience with coding ends at "I can upload memes".

So in short as long as management doesn't piss of the coders, and the coders enjoy doing their work, they will continue doing so. I very much doubt any coder is going to enjoy working under an "Idea Fuhrer".
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>>160989639
MARS STATION (Metaclub but all of space is asteroid)
SNOW STATION (Box station but all of space is snow)
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>>160991727
seriously the variety and spice to our station these would add by both being in the rotation just in terms of gimmicks will boost the player count so damn high
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>>160991876
>variety and spice to our station these would add by both being in the rotation just in terms of gimmicks will boost the player count so damn high
like how metaclub/deff/bus boost the playercount?
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>>160991876
>will boost the player count so damn high

Not a good thing
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>>160991953
But metaclub and deff are objectively shit, those sound fun
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>>160992081
surely you can understand that people will dismiss your ideas as objectively shit exactly like people dismiss the current non box choices.
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>>160992168
I know, just having a laff.

People will just choose a favourite station and skip rounds in the others
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>>160991953
that's different.
those are just different station layouts
mars station is a different RP setting
also stop poking holes in the hype
do you hate fun or something?
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>>160992229
its fun when you don't plan on doing any of the work :)
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>>160992081
metaclub is good
learn the station maps and they become fine if not just as good
80% of peoples problems with the new maps is the lack of enthusiasm by other people for them
99% of the cause of lack of enthusiasm by individuals is having to learn the layout of the maps they haven't played a billion times before already like with boxstation
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>>160991953
>>160992081
>>160992335
I still don't get what people don't like about metaclub.
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>>160992396
I like metaclub. I voted for it earlier tonight and it won. I enjoyed playing on it. But I'm not blind. People would rather play Box.
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>>160992202
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>>160992396
This:
>>160992335
It's fine, people just prefer maps they already memorised the layout of
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>>160990021
No you moron, it is to avoid coder asshurt.
>Put up request
>Shill it before starting to code
>People say it is shit
>Coder scraps the project and has lost no time since he never started coding

Instead of the coder coding everything then getting stonewalled when it is finished resulting in asshurt and metaclub cluster merging it without the community's consent.
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>>160992776
Right. Well the problem I see is: Coders are always told to make issues. Remember dylan? Remember how he was told every time to make an issue first and see if people agreed?

And yet they write the whole damn PR anyway then put it on people to decide on the spot and get pissy that they did all this work and people don't want it.

It isn't a "Well why don't we just do it the smarter way? God why hasn't anyone thought of this before?" thing. It's that coders are human beans like everyone else and act like idiots. Like everyone else.
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Cash, baby, it's good that you make the rarer chems and shit
but for the love of god
make a fucking cryomix before you make rezadone or whatever
it doesn't take long, and it's NOT THE FUCKING DOCTORS JOB TO MAKE THE CRYOMIX REEEEEE
and learn how to fucking spell jesus wept
>>
>be qm
>fuck around with borg and leon, murder people casually
>emag borg
>murder everyone in medbay
>get slipped and cucked
fuk
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>>160993420
oh and the 10 or so people I killed all got cloned.
gg n o re
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>tfw your waifu is back.
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>>160993489
Who's your waifu, anon?
is it me?
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>>160993502

who are you?
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>>160993539
I'm (You), and (You)'re me
I'm Hyun~
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>snooping around in maintenance
>esword activates nearby
>guy with esword appears and chases me
>run around like a clown on meth
>push him down with my first disarm
>wreck his shit
>mfw
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>>160993489
Felicity, Hyun or Ailsa?
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>>160993585
worstmin please go
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>>160991876
>will boost the player count so damn high
so you're saying we should not do it?

because you realize that our normal response to "a bunch of new players" is "turn on the panic bunker we're being raided fuck newfags" right?
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>>160993585
YOU'RE NOT ME
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>>160993585

Nah, it was another. It sucks though, becauseI didn't get a chance to talk with them. hopefully they stick around and notice me.
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>>160993898 c >>160993702
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>>160994067
theres been worse desu
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>>160994097
talking about real mins
abumblingidiots need not apply
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>>160994125
still been worse
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>>160993969
Was it Ailsa?
Cause they're not a waifu, you know.
>>
@160994381
STOP

SHILLING

YOURSELF
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>>160994586
:^)
>>
I don't know why they unbanned Carsh we all know he will do something stupid like all people who make a big deal out of being banned, and just get perma'd again. I.E Kingston, 2Hotdogs etc
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>>160991876
>He wasn't around for the >100 pop rounds
Never again
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>>160996401
What did 2hotdogs even do mate, I keep hearing about him.
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>>160996591
He was just a shitter who shilled himself in the thread when he finally coped a ban for doing stupid shit, basically what kingston did, and most others
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>>160996438
>he didn't play during aushours and eurohours during the >100 pop era
perfect pops every night desu
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>>160991727
WHO
H
O
>>
What happened to Socachaca?
Is sarcalago still here?
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>>160989639
Make it able to hold your ID and a pen so you can scrap your PDA
Exosuit Control Module
HONK Module (Slippy pAI or Peel Dispenser, Bike Horn?)
Green Module (Plant Analyser & Tools)
Headset Module (Turns the pAI into a headset but can't use others modules while in headset module, just the "passive" ones, like the universal translator or the medical/security modules)
Holomap Module
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>>160989639
How about they could naturally get more memory like a borer gets chems, could "hack" into PDAs and headsets of people to have them bugged, maybe some sort of flashing ability, better chems, remote access for electronics, so on

Borers are stupid broken already mate, making pAIs decent is the least we can do. Borers for plain survival and offensiveness, pAIs for general utility and getting around the station.
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>>160998112
>How about they could naturally get more memory like a borer gets chems
Either we get a "system update" feature to give them more "cloud memory" and get all upgrades to be similar to a skill tree or maybe allow memory chips to be ordered in cargo or made by R&D
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>>160998534
System update, borers don't need any department deoendancy or chem dependancd to be good, pAI buffs are so they can atleast compete with them, restricting it with departmental bollocks makes no sense
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>>160996857
Sarca weaseled out of his agreement by shitposting at himself.
Soca still exists.
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Fuck.
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>>160999135
*crack*
>>
Clown wizard best clown.
>>
>chilling
>look at pizza
>ponder about putting something in the pizza
>supermatter is delaminating
>ahelp that a funny but haram [rank would be to adminbus the supermatter into a pizza, everyone would get radiated and nobody would know why
>dragonbro has a different idea
>puts scp-173 into the pizza
>it kills me
>get revived
>warn the crew about the pizza
>the pizza returns
>pick it up and put it in my backpack
>think it's safe
>i was wrong
>the scp affects anyone on the same turn as it, regardless if the loc is the same or not
>someone runs over my body
>dies
>suddenly my body is flying around, murdering people
>zach drills me, gibbing me but releasing the pizza
>the pizza switches hosts a few times
>kills zach's mech
>kills everyone
>crashes centcomm
>with no survivors
>>
>>160999345
>Steady death by cancer, and eventual explosive pizza

Versus

>A visible foe that you can run from

I think I know which I'd pick
>>
>dodged a memeCP-1thirty fuckyou round
nice
>>
Spess, the final frontier
>>
If everyone was a vox the station would be a better place
>>
>BEAKTIDE NESTS INSIDE MAINT WITH TONS OF STOLEN STUFF
>LITERAL NO ANTAG DUE INVIOLATE
>HUMAN RAIDERS
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>>161001720
>human raiders
Shaft miners fed up with broken windows and stolen hardsuits, decide to remove pox at the source.
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>>161001212
voxen are shittie go back to halo bb
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>vox that speaks broken pidgen
>>
I want a refund
I want a light
I want a reason to go through this night after night after night after night
>>
>no alien mode yet
>no dwarf mode yet
>vox raiders and newcops objectives still broken
>ling is pretty much METAL GEAR SUCC

Why
>>
>>160986321
>no "THIS IS DOUBLE JEPORDAY"
one job
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>>160994381
Ailsa is a husbando!
A cute, tsun-tsun husbando!
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>>161004743
>Wanting a dwarf fortress mode

It's shit
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>>161004743
Because nobody puts any effort into fixing things anymore if it's not ez-bugfixes they can use to say that they do something useful, without doing anything fucking useful.
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>>161005346
>not wanting to BUILD your own station and become a real spessmen

Shame on you
>>
PAI BUFF: CAMERA MODULE
SELF EXPLANATORY
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Quick, we need new things to emag
>what is it
>what does it do
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>>161005727
Sounds fun. It goes to shit EVERY TIME WITHOUT FAIL.
>>
>>161005727
Do you realize just how tedious and annoying it would be to wire and pipe THE ENTIRE STATION?
I am beginning to think that those who want insane amounts of WE BUILD never actually BUILD.
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>>161005296
>tfw no art of Ailsa
Doesn't Yahir do art of shitty waifus?
>>
EMAG PAI BUFF: TURN IT INTO UPLINK


>>161005917
>>161005907
What about DWARF MODE:DERELICT VERSION?
>>
>>161005864
Cameras. Emagged camera will periodically flash red to indicate its emagged status.
Anyone looking through the camera will not be able to see any characters.
The AI will not be able to jump to a camera that is emagged in case it tries to track someone.
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>>161005864
All energy weapons
Makes them explode the next time they're fired, potentially putting an unprotected user into crit.
>>
Happy Thanksgiving you fucking nerds
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>>161005996
i do art for everyone but i have to have specific conditions met before i start drawing
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>>161005996
yahir doesnt really do art of people much anymore, since people just throw it back in his face over memes

if i could draw i would give them a picture but i can't draw for SHIT
>>
>>161006380
what are you thankful for this year anon
>>
>>161006010
We already do dwarf mode ina place where there is premade atmos, prewired rooms, and airlocks. It will only go worse if you take those away.
>>
>>161006380
i am thankful for the pay bonus ill get for working on thanksgiving and black friday
im also thankful for ss13 and pomf
>>
>>161005864
>Emag Cryotube
>Converts Cryoxadone into Mutagen, and Clonexadone into Polyacid

>Emag identification computer
>Always gives out all-access, without the HoP realizing

>Emag CMC
>It swaps the locations of crewmembers displayed at random

>Emag Sleeper
>Injecting chems with the sleeper will inject an alternate harmful chemical

>emag magboots
>If someone puts them on and turns them on, they get stuck until someone comes and pulls them off

>Emag cloning pod
>Clones will come out as a random non-roundstart race, such as catbeast, skrell or ligger

>Emag Body Scanner
>Will show random fake organ damage
>>
>>161005996
He only does Annie
>>
>>161006472
I'm thankful for all the strange friends I've made since I started playing this game
>>
>>161006420
Like a suitable picture to trace to come along?
Man why don't artists just post more things more often for people to steal?
>>
>>161006559
Sleeper should just remove the OD limit, imo. Injecting harmful chemicals is a little too overpowered, but a lot of people who use it just mash the button and without OD they could get inaprov or bicarid OD.
Cloning pod emag already exists.
Cryotube is a little OP too, maybe it should break the temperature or something, converting chemicals is very broke
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>>161006559
>emag CMC
CMC is already fucked. Emagging it should improve it
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>>161006652
Fuck off, we're not starting this meme again. Until you find actual evidence that Yahir traced someone, fuck off and stop shitposting at one of the only decent drawfags here.
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>>161006429
i appreciate all art in return
>>161006606
i have 460 drawings that would state otherwise
>>161006652
heres your (you), happy thanksgiving!
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>>161006651
>tfw no space friends ;_;
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>>161006762
You're my favorite medbay alien
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>>161006751
t. Yahir
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>>161006805
thanks i appreciate that, happy thanksgiving
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>>161006606
The only reason it looks like that is because Annie avatarfags with those pictures
hi im annie
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>>161006751
>decent
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>>161006910
So you choose to look like a botched tranny?
Why is that?
>>
all waifus will be mine
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>>161006506
But hey! At least there's a full RD, Miners, Shard, Solars, the MoMMI spawner and a teleporter, DJ station and clown Sat nearby!

You can always pressurize places with canisters while pipes aren't there and you can live with solars until the SME is finished.
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>>160934473
Alright, I think I know how to get into Centcomm.

>MMI some one
>Put them in a mech
>Put a wormhole generator on the mech
>Send them on the supply shuttle
>Have them wormhole threw the wall

EZ PZ
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>>161007027
go away, sawbones, if i failed the quest then so will you
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>>161007082
brains can't go to centcomm
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>>161007090
I'll at least take the sissy
>>
>instead of fixing injuries they just clone and cryo your ass 99% of the time

This is fucking retard.
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>>161007027
all husbandos will be mine
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>>161006997
For drama purposes mostly
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>>161007189
who's the sissy
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>>161007249
ailsa
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Can we get a cyborg-like race at roundstart, pretty please?
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>>161007293
i guess i don't play at the same time as them
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>>161007205
S C I E N C E
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>>161007319
When you play on a real codebase like baycode
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>>161007319
>>161007450
>tfw you can be a mouse, monkey or cat pAI in bay
BUFF PAI
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>>161004743
>tfw no abduction mode
>mfw le scapegoat grief server can handle it but over here it's hurr 2 much arepee
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>>161007664
it was never about roleplay, that was a smokescreen

it's just nobody wants to port it, too much work

you seriously have no idea how different TG is from us under the hood - fuckin datums for EVERYTHING

you'd have to basically write it from scratch, and I mean that
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>>161007319
nonono thats illegal
animal penises only pls thank
t. kolith
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>>161007664
Last I heard the abductinators give their abductees free antag so griffins would be for it naturally. But if you care to enlighten, go ahead.
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>>161007785
What is /vg/ code based on?
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>>161007853
Admins are the ones who want people involved to RP, not the griffins
And guess who's in charge of starting the mode and choosing the players and often put themself as the antag for abduction mode?
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>>161008023
Baycode from four years ago.
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>>161008023
Bay mostly
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>>161008023
Ancient baycode that even baycode coders don't use anymore
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>>161008074
>>161008087
I see.

Does that mean current bay feature would be easier to implement than other servers?

Also why does >rebbit
Keep saying /vg/ steals code?
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>>161008168
No, because current baycode has moved past their reliance on the old code for newer rewrites that allow them to host numerous more features than /vg/code is currently deadlocked in.
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>>161008058
>often put themself as the antag
Figures.
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>>161008242
Does that mean we just fork their current code and start again? :^)
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>>161008286
That would imply we had coders to 'start' anything to begin with
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>>161008168
maybe four years ago it did
reddit cries about us because we occasionally take ideas and run with them without making concessions for their roaming furries/griffons
meanwhile they do shit like http://nanotrasen.se/wiki/index.php/Plasmamen
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>>161007293
AILSA IS MINE, MINE! DO YOU HEAR ME?!
MINE!
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>>161008168
No, whilst its still mind baffling bad, todays goon is completely different from new goon code.

Because we often port stuff from other codebases.Usualy the good shit, and people get pissy, despite them being open sourced and having no reason to be pissed about open source being used how it was meant to be.

Its reddit, they think Goon is actually good, same with Colonial Muhreens, you can't expect logic out of them.
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>>161008253
yeah god forbid people hand out job bans
>>
I'll tell you what pAIs need:
THE FUCKING SNOWFLAKE HOLOSPRITES, NIGGLY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT RELEASE THEM
>>
>ailsa will never enthrall you
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>>161008378
Why don't we have any coders?

>>161008398
So they bitch about us because Tajarans are valid?

Also Plasmamen was a /vg/ creation?

>>161008483
Yeah I was wondering why they get so bitchy about their open source shit being ported to other open source shit.

/vg/ is the only server I've actually played on.
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>>161008521
FUCK NIGGLY HE JUST HOARDS HIS FUCKING SPRITES
>>
>>161008556
>ailsa will never enthrall you and take you to the dorms, dress you up in sissy clothes, and make you suck his dick

wwhyyyyyyyyyyy
>>
that feel when you get the goonecode without using any weapons other than telekinesis and a toolbox
>>
>>161008556
>Ailsa will never enthrall you in full maid-garb and demand you ravage his boypussy over the surgery table
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>>161008521
give me this guy's address and i'll flashdrive him until he never wants to store things on his hard drive ever again
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>>161008495
Not sure if you're talking about us or them. But job-banning antags for antagonizing in a way person X does not like opens the door for certain bad things. Which is why we just about only job-ban for team antags that nigger over their pals inexcusably.
>>
>be enthralled then borged
>forced to watch my former master be burnt alive in front of me

I'm so sorry
>>
>>161008582
>coder discord split
>HIT PIECES
>I've only fixed two bugs a week and I only have 8 days left to do 96 more bugs or I'm deadmin
>The IRA took all my code when they took my computer
>The server community doesn't know what it wants, I know what they want instead
>THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
>Emoji x 99
>src

and a general lack of talent and foresight amongst all of the coders that are left
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>>161008721
strangely enough you still had the thrall V above you
did you still have the thrall objectives?
I figure they would be overwritter by asimov anyway, but it'd be neat to know
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>>161008582
We do have coders, relax mate, its a joke some of us have due to them not being as focused on FEATURES and instead on quality, so they make less, but better. Some of them are a bit "interesting", but nowhere near trannie coders like other have

Yes, other servers are filled with furfags that hate us for not allowing it, we instill a different perspective on tarjarans, that is, Cats are the definition of valid, we don't care if a Bay fag gets his panties in a knot, it wont change. Other races are given less lenience than humans aswell, just to hammer how we dont want snowflakes.

Good to have you aboard mate, enjoy your stay.
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>>161008740
Hmm I see, what language is it coded in?

I don't know much of anything about programming but it seems like this would be fun to learn with.
>>
>>161008785
>>161008721
I just realized I forced the master to cut out the brain of their enthralled and they couldn't not do it without raising suspicion.
I feel sort of bad about that now.
>>
How to get on the derelict as the mommi?
>>
>>161008913
if it's any consolation I was thinking about grabbing a monkeyman brain to throw at you
figured it would take too long to grab though, so I just gave up the thrall
I was gonna get another, but the only person I managed to suck off apart from Byron was the QM who I think was afk, so eh
>>
>>161008807
>we don't want snow flakes we don't cater to furries
>But we'll be the only server with non antag vox, give them their own station with their own unique items and a trade ship ON EVERY MAP

Uh huh

>We have coders but they're focused on quality
c. >>161008740

Whatever you're huffing I want some, because you have some real nice delusions about the state of /vg/station and if I wasn't so pharmaceuticaly inclined I'd think you were talking shit because someone seems new and you want them to stay
>>
>>161008785
Yeah the V was there but no objectives.
I got really confused at the showdown in the chapel, wondering if I should just watch or at least try to unlock the doors or something.
I double checked with the admin afterwards to make sure I should be following AI rules.


>>161008913
It was pretty tragic.
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>>161009024
>But we'll be the only server with non antag vox, give them their own station with their own unique items and a trade ship ON EVERY MAP
Then proceed to fucking nuclear on then for whatever the fuck the do inside the station. Traders are dirty gypsy birds and are treated as such, as a literal silicon punchbag.
>>
>>161008975
As a ghost you can select become mommi and it will spawn you on the dere at the mommi fab. If you want to round start there select observe when you join and you spawn as a ghost.
>>
>>161008851
Its coded in dream maker, essentially BYONDs own language.

here, have a link ro the discord, you can ask more there https://discord.gg/9Q65Kvz
>>161009024
Vox which routinely get screwed imesely, arent in any way overpowered or granted bullshit gear, are massively discriminated against and of which if they take a single tool from the station, you can by law of the station, force them to never set a foot in the station via airlock deportation, as a assistant.

They get items, but claiming anyone actually treats vox better than humans and doesn't descriminate vox is bollocks. If we catered to furries, we would have tarjaran and liggers, moths too.

Oh yes, because we really do just accept shit like 70k for 1 tc, TGs bomb bollcocks, we truly have pizza bombs and c4 that gibs, right. Quit shitposting, some might be fags, but they atleast code decently
>>
>>161009428
Thanks senpai

>>161009487
>BYONDs own language

wew

Hope it's fairly simple to grasp for a retard like myself.
>>
>>161008851
Dream Maker. If you have the byond client odds are you already have DM installed too.

If you have 30-50 gb to spare on your hard drive, no sense of dread learning a coding language that is old and not applicable anywhere else when you could be learning a current language, and a thick skin for all the shitposting you'll likely get from trying to enter the ivory tower /vg/code hosts then:

https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Setting_up_git
https://github.com/PolarisSS13/Polaris/wiki/Git-Good-at-Git---Setup
https://github.com/PolarisSS13/Polaris/wiki/Git-Good-at-Git---Operations
https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Downloading_the_source_code
https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Understanding_SS13_code
https://tgstation13.org/wiki/SS13_for_experienced_programmers
https://github.com/PolarisSS13/Polaris/wiki/Code-Standards

I'd suggest you use the discord to ask for help but right now there's two and fuck knows which would take a new coder better.
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>>161009487
I don't see other servers making tajarans or lizardmen their own stations with their own personal ships, weapons, or items they only spawn with that are of use to the station as a whole if they're gracious enough to share
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>>161009882
Thanks man. This will help a lot.

I don't mind much if it's exclusive to this shit. I need something to keep me busy during the day that isn't shitposting.
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>>161010032
Because nobody would TRADE WITH TRADERS if they had nothing exclusive to them
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>>161010391
So you're catering to furfags?
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>>161010032
>you will never have baycode's human traders with their expansive tradeship
>>
Don't respond to him. He's acting retarded on purpose, you know this.
No, don't do it. Not even a 'lel bait'.
Just hide it and ignore it.
>>
>>161008168
>>161008242
>>161008286
For some reason Baycode underwent massive non-stop refactoring
You'd think this is a good thing but holy fucking shit the new code is so incredibly buggy, people would rather fork from oldbay
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>>161011323
Really?

They kept rewriting it and now the new stuff is worse than the old one? lmao
>>
REMOVAL OF ENGINEERING WHEN?!?!?!?

t. MoMMI
>>
>there's a Hcate 2 in the game
who was the weebshit who implemented this?
>>
>>161011835
>Still saying weeb

ugh that's so 2015
>>
Where do you get ecutlasses? Mining loot?
>>
>>161012028
Xenoarch or bus
>>
>>161012028
pray/ahelp for one
>>
>>161011993
ugh
>>
How to take apart wooden barricades and other wood things?

I know metal walls use the welding torch but wood alludes me.
>>
>>161012192
Crowbar
>>
>>161012192
Harm crowbar for barricades.
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>>161012192
Crowbar with harm intent
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>>161012192
harm intent with crowbar
>>
>>161012192
Using a crowbar while in harm intent mode
>>
>>161012192
Have you tried a crowbar with the harm (red) intent?
>>
>>161012192
you need to crow bar
>>
>>161007027
I tried and I failed.
You only need one to be happy.
>>
>>161012997
you don't need any waifus to be happy

havin a waifu will ruin your laifu
>>
>>161012997
IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LAIFU
NEVER MAKE A HUSKY GIRL YOUR WAIFU
>>
Okay, so we all know waifus are shit. So instead, let's discuss husbandos!

Who is the BEST husbando?
Who are some good husbandos?
Who are some BAD husbandos?
>>
>>161013090
A HUSKY WAIFU MAKES ALL HUSBANDOS SMALL
AND OFTEN LEAD THEM TO THEIR DOWNFALL

A GOOD HUSBANDO WILL MAKE CHEMS ON TIME
AND BRING YOU PEACE OF MIND
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>>161013276
Nevill is my husbando, all others are rubbish
>>
>>161013276
me
me
me
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>>161013276
save this discussion for new thread
>>
>>161013419
Please it's enough that you butcher the lyrics like that you can't also get them wrong in the same post
>>
is there a list of hotkeys somewhere?
>>
NEW THREAD ! ! !

>>161014921
>>161014921
>>161014921

NEW THREAD ! ! !
>>
>>161012192
try crowing them with harm intent set to on
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>>160982719
>but it can't be harvested multiple times
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