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We don't have an official steam or discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not steam or discord groups, promising MP or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.

How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, November 22th:
845 – The first King of all Brittany, Nominoe, defeats the Frankish king Charles the Bald at the Battle of Ballon near Redon.
1718 – Off the coast of North Carolina, British pirate Edward Teach (best known as "Blackbeard") is killed in battle with a boarding party led by Royal Navy Lieutenant Robert Maynard.
1940 – World War II: Following the initial Italian invasion, Greek troops counterattack into Italian-occupied Albania and capture Korytsa.
1942 – World War II: Battle of Stalingrad: General Friedrich Paulus sends Adolf Hitler a telegram saying that the German 6th Army is surrounded.


>News
EU4 DD 15/11
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-15th-of-november-2016.982588

>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/

# Archive (mods only)
https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow

#Where to get these games
http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume

# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76

>>[HoI4] - More Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#F!v5wXURpJ!TvoBinBVQWJbaYJsluyoFA

>>[HoI4] - Après Moi, Le Déluge
http://www.moddb.com/mods/apres-moi-le-deluge

>>[CK2] - Anon Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#!TVA2RByJ!tuh0k4SR5gXPLtmxsMd4KZ0at9gY5s5_oV70ui8A4B0

>>[EU4] - Expensive Warfare Mod 1.0
http://pastebin.com/gThqFi54

>>[CK2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc

>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.6 - 15/09/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk

>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr

>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V9
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV

Old Thread >>160825276
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Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
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>>160876892
Based.
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>>160876892
Is the reason you always make the threads 30+ posts early just so you can post this? Fucking kill yourself
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>>160876892
White.
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Should I abandon my game as South Africa since the communists took over? I didn't know they would attempt a coup if they got elected (I'm still a republic, although I rigged the electoral vote so they would win so I could get the benefits of both full citizenship and being able to build factories.)
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>>160876892
When are we going to start banning HPMdude? We all know by now it's him who does this.
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>>160876892
In what game?
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>>160877283
just use console to trigger an event and switch lol
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>>160877283
global communism now brah
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What do you guys think?
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>>160877591
show liquor factories
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>form Italy through Garibaldi's redshirts
>proud to retain Savoie
>France gets cores there
>FUG

>Pussia doesn't even form NGF because Dania retains Schleswig and now is sphered by Britain
>FUG

>France allies GB
>my maximum is 70 brigades
>no Germany to save my ass
>only Russia which is barely GP
>FUG

At least nobody claimed Egypt, and I formed Yugoslavia. Also, Austria decided not to be a KuK and let Hungary go, so getting my cores back was not as hard as expected.
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>>160876883
>986 Late Italys early
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>>160877751
Just go trap the entire French army in Algeria
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>>160877751
Italy is a meme country.
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>>160876892

How big is your loli harem? I have exotic lolis in my harem, some from Greece, some from Norway, some from spain, some from the muslims countires. I am looking into aquiring an asian loli but cant find one with good stats.
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>>160876892
W&B
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>>160877751
Give them Savoie, let the fascists (((accidentally))) win the elections, fuck them in the ass once you're ready. And with that I mean cut them down to size as otherwise they'd go to war because of Savoie every fucking 5 years
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>>160878482
same
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My Daughter has a weak claim on the Kingdom of France, I am a Duke in England. How do I press her claim?
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>>160878078
>they'd go to war because of Savoie every fucking 5 years
So far (over the course of 20 years, 1854-1874) they haven't, because I never lower down my guard - that is, I have 56 divisions ready out of 70, and I don't go to war that would be too hard to win - good thing Austria and Turkey are too weak now, and I have Russia and now Yugoslavia on my side. But still, giving up Savoie would be probably the best. Shame, really, I wanted to build electronics industry there - it already has glass and coal.
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1. How do I lower the chance of inbred trait
2. How do I make it so I can seduce my daughter
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>>160879318
Don't have sex with your relatives
Use the seduction focus
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>>160878754
I played a game as Italy this summer and they went to war even if I had really optimized stacks in every border province. After the third war I just deleted their cores on Savoie because it was getting ridiculous, they suffered 500k casualties per war.

>I don't go to war that would be too hard to win
And that's a really bad thing. You should bully the shit out of Chayna, Persia and every nation you can funnel money and treaty ports out of. Build railroads everywhere for inflating your industrial score and easier sphering, build a factory in every country that allows you to do so so that you can get a free CB for sphering them if they nationalize (or puppeting them if they're dumb enough to go gommunist). Also consider letting the britroaches and the burgers build Suez and Panama.
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>>160879415
I've already built Suez myself.
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>>160879539
What date? Also can you post your techs?
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Good idea or great idea:

A HOI 4 mod or dlc where aliens make contact

grey aliens, pleiadeans, lizardpeople from draco, etc, as meta-factions who give technological boosts to factions that please or placate them.

>Roswell event that gives contact with greys
>Nazis claiming Giza so they can commune with ascended masters from andromeda
>The queen is a lizardperson
>mind control techs

I want to believe

Paradox should make a cold war game
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uhhh?
Ireland is majority Artisans.
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>>160869636
>43.7% literacy in 1868 is cheating
Lad, S-P starts with 37.8%, see >>160686148
When did /gsg/ become so angsty and hostile? I blame the passive-aggressive influence of reddit.
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>>160879882
Its not hard to see the Martian DLC coming. People here were saying it even before the launch of HOI IV
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>>160879626
Now is 1874.
As for techs: mil - 1-4-2-1-3, naval - 3-3-1-1-1, commerce - 1-1-1-1-1, cltural - 1-4-4-4-1, industry - 3-3-2-1-4.
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hey guys check out the results from my most recent Victoria 2 game pretty cool right it took me only 50 hours
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>>160879936
>When did /gsg/ become so angsty and hostile?
It's the teenagers who get cucked everyday by the infopic and first post.
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>>160879936
>S-P starts with 37.8
And the rest of Italy has absolutely shit literacy and an abysmal level of intellectuals.
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woah
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>>160879882
>I want to believe
Why would anyone want that cancer? This better be a le x-files meme, laddo.
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>>160879936
And no, my point is not the 38% literacy in 1868, but having more than 80% literacy not even 20 years later.
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>>160880046
This is with all of Italy being OPMs and as such every state having encourage intellectuals used by the AI.
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Why do reactionary rebels not overthrow the Qing and establish a native Han dynasty?
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>>160879980
Why are you neglecting arty and cultural tech?
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>>160880017
I like this shitpost, it has effort put into it. Steamcordplaza could learn a thing or two from you, kiddo.
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>>160878629
kill the french king so the current ruler is female or a kid with regency. Since your just a duke the daughter will assume an independent ruler of France and not under you.
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>>160880174
Do you even know what the Darwinism invention, school reforms and aforementioned intellectuals in every state is, laddo?
Jesus, the amount of people meming on my Italy game is obscene.
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>>160880017
>balkan
Lad, this is underrated as fuck. You should have posted this before /gsg/ became cancer.
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>>160879914
>848 in 1906
"historical"
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>>160880403
>Do you even know what the Darwinism invention, school reforms and aforementioned intellectuals in every state is, laddo?
Something that can't bring absolute shit literacy to 80% in less than 20 years.


>the amount of people meming on my Italy game is obscene
I'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with your double digit IQ.
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>>160880551
>Something that can't bring absolute shit literacy to 80% in less than 20 years.
40% isn't shit, it's doubled, which is entirely possible in victoria 2. I could easily get that literacy as an African nation, you just need to utilise the intellectuals, school reforms, and Darwinism.

>I'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with your double digit IQ.
I've already explained why I couldn't form Itaky, because the redshirts failed and France and Austria united against me, if you can't read then that's your issue.
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>>160880770
Fuck off, retard.
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>>160880770
tbigbenis
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>>160880268
I was more concerned about getting a good position to colonise in 1880 recently in general. Also don't forget I've got military - industrial which is not a good school to go cultural, so I picked essentials. And I thought taking morale is more important than artillery - and getting machine guns certainly is.
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>>160880839
Sorry me posting grand strategy in /gsg/ offends you, perhaps you should go back to the steamgroup where you belong?
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>>160880891
Nah m8 arty kills much more shit than infantry, it's a much better investment in general.

Also I meant commerce, not cultural.
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>>160880770
Tell me, how did you manage to piss off people enough to pass the reforms? Because those fucking Italians seem to be too lazy to be angry.
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>>160879882
Why hasn't somebody made a hoi or vicky war of the worlds mod yet?
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God damn what a shit location for this to spring up. Should I convert or wait?
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>>160881107
It was the Spaniards that caused it. I was getting constant revolts because I couldn't pass reforms fast enough.
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>>160881026
As for commerce, I simply didn't have much time - it's always time to research new essential tech, be it philosophy, medicine or machine guns.
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>>160881214
I think you should stop playing 'le prussia xp'
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>>160881214
I think you should stop playing 'le eu4 xp'
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>>160881214
or fuck it and just integrate these fags
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Hello where are de guality disgussions? :DDD
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>>160881481
>>160881410
t. 6000 hours in Vicky2 pro
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>>160881481
tliquorpro
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>>160881410
I've never played le prussia in this game before so I had to try it at least once
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>>160881697
ebin
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>>160881786
top kek
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>>160881786
yes this is good and now i shall post the liqour phrase again because everytime you say it it remains funny and aleays will
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>>160881786
>that piece of Mexico in the middle of the CSA
How did that happen?
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Sorry, but the other Italy Anon last thread triggered me too much. Here's a dank Italy, formed it in 1855. To that anon, it's not that fucking hard man.
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liquor
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>>160881972
>liquor
For me, this was the tip-off that you're a moron
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>>160881932
A hole in the wall.
HPM please add a decision to build a wall
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>>160881961
I already explained, due to a unique set of circumstances surrounding the formation, i.e: the redshirts not succeeding and Austria and France both stopping me from sphering the minors It was inordinately more difficult than expected.
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Why does this always happen?
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epin
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>>160882323
What the hell?
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>>160882323
>>160882456
meanwhile, in Italy
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>>160882456
thats just liqour lords playing there liqour game lol they say its so acdurate and """""""""""""""""""""""""""historical""""""""""""""""""""""""""" because of their fucking grandi leader mod but it turns out its just as believable as they mock eu4 for being because they think thir meme liqour game is SO sophisticated
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>ywn live in a world where Europe makes up 30% of the world population
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What's the best way to play Brandenburg in MEIOU&Taxes 1.26, 1356 start? Seems like you're stuck doing jackshit for the first 30 years.
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>>160882490
haha thats some good liqour my good sir nice liqour there its a good liqour game but how do you play with so much liqour doesn't liqour make people drunk haha how gcan uou play your glorious liqour game with so much liqour in your system
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>>160882586
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>>160882586
>you will never be this asshurt
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>>160882645
shatever you do dont play el le grandi el le liqour mod because it will mess you up its just liqour you should play a really complex game like eu4 because atleast that has trade that isn't solely about liqour
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>>160882904
>>160882786
>>160882675
It's a fucking epidemic
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>>160882693
baneposting is such a old meme you should try the new liqour meme its brand new and fresh the most original meme guarenteed so stop playing your liqour sim and play hoi4 or eu4 okay no fucking liqour sim in gsg
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>>160883015
I can't report and ignore fast enough
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>big benis gets so triggered by the liquor meme he has to cope with "le ironic xD" shitposting
kek, classic
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are we being raided??
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>>160883220
haha report and ignore finally getting this lmao buttliqour amirite my fellow comrades lol fuck off liqqyposters fuck off report and ignore fuxk off pol fuck off everyone who tries to stop me shitting up the general you fucking liqqyfags
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Does my Merc band even have a chance of getting hired? Or is this too expensive
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>fuck off everyone who tries to stop me shitting up the general
>he says as he shits up the general
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is this the most pathetic shitposter in the history of /gsg/
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>>160883613
And?
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>>160883579
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fucking wew
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>>160883964
L O N G
O
N
G
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trying a bit too hard lad, your anger is showing
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>conquer a state
>literacy goes up
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>tfw Hitlermod will never be finished and save this general
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>>160884431
of course im fuckin abgry lop these fucking steamcorplaza faggots have been shitting up this general with their liqour memes for fuxking more than a year now lol haha xD its time it stops and if this is what it takes then so be it

Wait, I wasn't meant to type that one without punctuation and capitalization.
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This has gone surprisingly well so far. The central arabian badlands are so small, none of the nomadic bedouins could really become that threatening.
Tribute income keeps me alive.

My heir is a boss, and I've married all of children into Sayyid bloodlines, and some of them into magical blood as well.
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Does the warhamemr mod still crash constantly
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How do we stop steamcordplaza? Nobody likes them, after their grandiquor raids the thread dies, we need a plan of action to combat them, lads.
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>>160885131
No.
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>>160885313
see >>160876892
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>>160885458
We've been playing this cat and mouse game for over a year, it's clearly not working. If anything their shitposting has increased.
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>>160884524
>mad about people shitting up the general
>proceeds to shit up the general
i'm sorry son, but you are the cancer.
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>>160876892
Reminder that this is literally the source of the shitposting now
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>>160885548
We need to make meme mods where you genocide shitposters, surely that will show them
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Hey /gsg/.

After installing CK2 from the file archives, whenever I try to open the tab to construct a holding, the entire tab apart from the temple holding part is blocked off. Does any anon have experience with how to deal with this?

I would be so thankful. Cheers!
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>>160885727
what map/UI is this
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Can someone post that Victoria II recommended tech picture?
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>>160885617
The general was already being shat up, see >>160878482, >>160879094, >>160877654, >>160881649
I did what I did so that both steamcordplaza could see what it looks like in third person and so people who realised it was satirical could enjoy laughing at the shockingly unexaggerated nature of it.
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Is it possible to entirely remove Liquor from Vic2?

HPM remove liquor so these memes will stop
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CK2 or HOI4?
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>>160885902
I enjoado it, thank you. These fuckers have ruined this place, it was time that someone did something like that.
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How come Cruisers and Battleships require coal but other steam ships don't?
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>>160886080
That will just cause more grandiquor posts as steamcordplaza will see it as a victory.
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>>160885727
>Tribal government
>building castles or cities
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>>160886080
that would make the cement meme stronger
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>>160886114
I think it's the future. You could actually see steamcordplaza start to sweat when I did it, they didn't know how to recover, see: >>160883220, >>160882695.
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>>160885902
>>160886114
Nice samefag big benis, you're not fooling anyone
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>>160886330
haha rifht on my steamgroup brudda these fuggin liqqy plebs need to learn to RESPECT my bureacratic right to eat cement xDxD fucking tgrandigbenis needs to leave
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>frogs
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>>160886250
consume means eat it doesnt mean buy to utilise in your day to day lives as report big and grandignore benis youth would have you believe
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Can I still colonize next to provinces that I "Organize" through decisions? For example "Organize Zanzibar"
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>>160886801
what is this meme mod
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>>160886801
What mod?

>>160886840
Yes, the cores of the nation you organise can even spread there through events.
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>>160886840
why wouldn't you be able to? It doesn't release them, just gives them cores and changes their dominant religion and culture I believe.
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Incest mod for CK2 that works where?
The one on the workshop wont let me seduce my daughter
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What the fuck happened here?
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>>160886889
>>160886907
Converted save.
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>>160886907
I have organized Zanzibar a long tine ago and have the adjacent provinces. Zanzibar isn't allowed to spread?
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What I'm supposed to do in small starts on CK2?
I always don't know what tthe hell I'm supposed to do, make claims on my neighboors and take their territory until i'm powerful enough to be king?
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>>160887060
HiP might let you, dunno. Or just play as one of those 2 religions.
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>>160887101
please share
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I been trying to torrent the 3DM version of Victoria 2 and then upgrading it to 3.04 with a link an anon posted here, but it wont work. As soon as I enter in with a country with HPM it crashes. Does anybody know where I can get a link to a clean, updated Victoria 2 .rar?
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>>160885131
If I savescum sometimes the game will just quit maybe every 13 years or so. the main problem I have is making it to the main menu. I can get to the main menu like once out of every 5 tries as it crashes on the paradox logo before the loading screens.
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Is this the most white and based map in the internet right now?
http://pelagios.org/maps/greco-roman/
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>>160887259
The patches are NOT cumulative.
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>>160887405
Holy shit the details
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>>160887115
ya pretty much. Dukes are a better start since they will be able to bully bordering counts until another duchy is acquired, then you can start bullying other dukes in the kingdom you want and form it. Killing an enemy before their heir can mature and forcing them into a regency is a good idea.
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To release egypt is 10 war score. I have 18. USA intervened for the Ottomans against me and now they won't let me take the wargoal. What the fuck. I have almost double the needed score.
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>>160887174
http://www.mediafire.com/file/d887iuwqsihuf9e/IMPERIVM+ROMANVM.zip
here you go by dude
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>>160887662
>What the fuck. I have almost double the needed score.
And? The burgers are still very willing to fight, it makes completely sense.
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what can you tell me about this island /gsg/? why does it have so many forts?
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>>160887543
hmm, I see, I want to go from Count to king, but usually i'm just at speed 5 waiting for claims and buildings to pop up, not a lot to do.

Also what is a good noob start for the Game of Thrones mods? I feel overwhelmed just like the first tiem I played CK2
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>>160887405
>that detail
Why did the romans and greeks never go up the nile?
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wew, arumba's tutorial co-op series is basically just him playing with an additional commentator.
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>>160887405
Why is Argentina in Arabic?
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Warhammer mod says Ruler Designer is broken, what happens if I use it
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>>160888189
Why are you asking me
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>>160887083
>hey everyone, gather up I wanna tell you guys something
>FUCK YOU ALL
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What map mod is this?
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>>160888191
racial traits are very important, and if you use ruler designer you won't have a racial trait meaning that you pretty much can't have children since they will all be stillborn. you can marry other races in game, but you can only have actual non-dead children with those of the same race. the game is also more trigger/event/flag heavy and custom rulers won't have certain flags I think. If you want a custom ruler just use console commands. I believe it went into more detail on the forum on why ruler designer doesn't work
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>>160888450
t. kankersteve
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>>160887405
They even have the romanized names of known places in Ethiopia, Arabia and India, holy shit
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>>160882169
their capital is in asia so japan gets sphere bonus and europeans get a different continent sphere nerf
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>>160877591
How did you break Mato Grosso apart?
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>>160888450
It's the vanilla game. It's pretty obvious.

>>160888374
That's not opinion map mode, it's truces. Though I imagine opinion is somewhat similar.
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>>160888616
Why are you looking at Ethiopia LMAO! nigger
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>>160888616
Would be cool if you could rename provinces after their Roman names as pope/Italy in HPM.

>>160888758
Kill yourself lefty/pol/ falseflag.
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>>160888727
I'm aware of that.
Are they dismantled now? do you play with a mod that allows for dismantlement?
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>>160888832
I'm actually /pol/ and it was supposed to be epic bait! and it looks like... U GOT BAITED SON!
but yeah, the map is very well done
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Name literally one thing wrong with these borders
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>>160888841
I wasn't the OP.

>>160887113
Sorry for not replying, I got one of those temporary blocks.
Zanzibar isn't a colonial nation so their cores can't spread. Organising them just makes your religion their religion, Kenya, Tanzania and possibly Uganda are the colonial nations in the region who you can "organize" to make their primary culture your primary culture.
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>>160887964
That's Lesbos, and that's probably because it's the largest Aegean Island, right next to the Anatolian coast and was a key center for the ancient Greeks, Persians, Romans, Byzantines, Seljuks, Genoese, Ottomans and modern Greeks.

Pretty much every war fought in Greece's general vicinity has involved Lesbos in a major capacity.
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>>160888931
Let me guess, you're neu/pol/, from /r/the_donald? Keep supporting Israel you cuckservative faggot.
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>>160888943
>Capricornia
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>>160888943
B*livia and P*r*guay are too GroB, make Argentina and Chile bigger, and Uruguay should be an Argie province desu.
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>>160888943
>Pernambouc
>+1600km away from Pernambuco
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>>160888943
Literally every thing including the ones that are unchanged from our timeline
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>>160888943
Chile not dominating the south
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>>160888943
>Caprifuckingcornia
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>>160889137
Yes, of course i support the BASED nation of Israel! God's chosen people deserve a homeland and anyone who is killing Ar*bs is good enough for Me!! They're also the only true democracy in the Middle East :)
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>>160889370
I unironically do support Israel and am /pol/ though. Ship all the Jews there.
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Daily reminder that we Europeans could expell the eternal huns from europe once and for all
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY DAUGHTER MARRYING MY SON IN CK2
I THOUGH THEY COULDNT DO THIS
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>tfw no modern GS where you can play as Rome and remove Carthage
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>>160889841
Yes, sending urban people from a temperate climate into a barren tropical climate isn't going to cause any problems at all.
See, this is why non-Germanics shouldn't be allowed to live. Even when they try to meme it's logistically erroneous.
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>>160890024
>tfw no CK2 but in Rome
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>>160890124
>CK2
kys
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>>160890091
>german banter
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>>160888701
I used change owner so that I could only have provinces with Amazonians
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>>160890170
That's GermanIC banter, you untermensch. I'm 100% Anglo.
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>>160877591
>119
>103
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>>160890249
neat
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>Some other Duke seduced my married daughter
>cant go to war with him over it
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>160890091
>>160890091

t. hun
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>>160890306
Don't you have some brexit protest to be at you kraut apologist race traitor
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>>160890308
Idk what that means
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>>160890630
t. reddit
your military and industrial scores you stupid mongoloid
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>>160890091
>german humour
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>>160890630
>1608
>90630
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>>160890676
What about it? Were you expecting it to be higher? Im the fucking amazons.
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>>160890805
It is only acceptable to post your screenshot if you are 1st in all regards
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>>160890792
Ok I could understand the last one, but I REALLY dont knwo what this means
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>>160890805
see >>160890858
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>playing as King
>weak as duke is my neighbor
>you need a """casus belli""" to go on war and gain territory
Like conquest wasn't enough reason
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Where should I go from here as ukraine lads?
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>>160891116
its not fucking funny, stop posting this meme
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Darkest Hour keeps crashing in September 1944 on a random date, no error pops up besides "darkest hour has stopped working."
I have changed some files they were related to how many tech teams you can have in the game. But the game worked fine with no errors all the way from 1933 till now. Any ideas on what could be wrong?
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>>160878078
>the jewish lie of "accidentally"
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>>160891165

first time i've posted this game here friendo....
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>>160891276
that is not true
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>>160891276
I never understand these maps. Do western natins let large areas of their own territory speak majoritarily a language that they don't even recognize as official that often?
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>>160891582
>let
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>>160891583
was she hot? post pics
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>>160891191
>jews have NEVER rigged an election
t. Alexander Van der Bellen
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>>160891674
>jews rig elections in favour of Italian fascists
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>>160891662
She absolutely was. She was that "rebel" aunt every family has. She always smelled heavily of perfume and smoke and was very touchy-feely, not in a perverted way, just in a friendly way.
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New. Version. Of. HPM. When?
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>>160891732
>fascism instantaneously means anti-semitism
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>>160891895
Posting. Like. This. Is. Stupid!
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>>160891932
>jews rigging elections for the protectionist side of the right wing in general
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>>160891895
He said by the end of the week probably.
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Why isnt my daughters heir changing to her son?
I just killed her husband but it hasnt updated for whatever reason
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>>160888943
>peru is gross but colombia is shorter
>bolivia has sea
>gross paraguay
>CAPRICORNIA
>pernambouc literally nowhere near pernambuco
>brazil wouldn't be brazil without sp, rio or rio grande do sul
>brasilia in bumfuck drylands of bahia
>grossguyana
>equinoxia
>loads of different little colonies thousands of miles apart
>capital of amazonia is not manaus
>amazonia wouldn't last due to low pops
>capital of paraguay is 100% brazilian
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>>160892015
>fascists are more right wing than the established monarchy
That's why they killed Charles II, lad.
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>>160891943
How appropriate that you posted like that then.
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>>160892263
Yeah, it was a way to show you how stupid it was without you getting sad :)
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>>160892118
wtf is this weeb UI
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>>160892334
Aww.
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>>160892118
Nevermind I fixed it but now she is betrothed to her newborn son
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Does playing the Ottoman Empire give an event that allows playing non-turks like Liberia or Buenos Aires?
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>>160892095
Nice
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>>160892654
No.
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playing the waiting game and hoping France doesn't get uppity
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>>160892715
Fucking gay. What if I like the Balkans but not Turkey? Fuck you Paradox.
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>>160892654
What? I don't understand the question?
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>>160892806
You can always release.
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>>160892835
When playing the United States there is an event that gives the option to release and play as Liberia.

Likewise, there is a similar event for Argentina that gives the option to play as Buenos Aires

I am asking if the Ottoman Empire has an event that gives me the option to release and play as one of its non-turkish substates.
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How do you stop your daughter from marrying her son in CK2
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>>160893102
murder him
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>>160892654
what
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>>160893016
You, uh, do realise you can release ANY nation, right?
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is this /gsg/ approved? https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv_vLHiWVBh_FR9vbeuiY-A
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epic meme my friend
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>>160892769
reform rome and then get hella colonial.
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>>160893552
>history before 1066
hell no
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rate my grossamericums?
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>>160893719
>protestant reformation
>every post since has contained the word "hell"
Really makes you think.
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>>160894056
I already did a rome game and I'm trying to get hella colonial now but the colonists are slow
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>>160894217
>10 states get almost half the electoral college
What the fuck? California and NY need to be halved.
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how do you kill tomb kangs in Geheimnisnacht? Is it possible?
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>>160891173
Anyone?
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So is this just going to have to be a tribe forever?
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>>160894526
I don't know how to help you but your desperation compelled me to the perception that a response, regardless of help, would reassure you people have read and acknowledged what you have said.
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Russia is a mess. Sad!
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>>160894858
You're a good man, Anon.
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>>160895083
wow, they got hella fugged up
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the disease has spread!
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where can I get graphic improvement project for hoi3? it's not on the archive
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how does this shit keep happening dude

what the fuck
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>>160895406
in medieval times people got retarded anytime they fucked something up.
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>>160895406
>savescum
>this happens

I'm just like

not doing this anymore
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>>160895561
>again

maybe if I just watch the tournament nothing bad will happen...
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>>160895674
Homosexual was a better fate. You already have at least an heir and a spare, right? If you have homo trait, you can educate the children of your rivals and give them the homo as well.
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Wew

I released everything day one and oriental crisis just happened, and I accepted the ultimatum. Now I'm independent and technically still master of the Levant.
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Dragon Emperor is getting pissy with my mystical studies. While he won't actually do shit since he's off the map, I'm a loyal jade snek that wouldn't defy his emperor. Wut do?
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>>160895674
Just get the downgrade and select war focus, then go and lead some battles.
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Ck2 players, is demesne limit higher in this latest patch? I'm noticing that medium centralization is providing me +4 demesne limit. Btw, I'm playing Wessex->England from the earliest start. It's weird but Wessex starts with Primogeniture while most its neighbors don't.
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France likes grobalbaniums
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this is unironically pretty good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9j1JLJQ4PM
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>>160893282
Yea, but that would be cheating.
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>>160895406
Lol, it's painful when your heir is dull or an imbecile but he's literally the last hope of the family.
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>>160895234
Don't fight it, laddo. You don't really worship a commie in a dress, do you?
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>>160896148
why did you make ottomans release everything instead of just playing Egypt like a man
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>>160895906
t. cheating pro
I hope HPM fixes this ASAP.
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This old ass motherfucker is slaying saracens and basically you're a fucking heretic.
Click here to find out how.
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>>160896378
I want to play comfy egypt not grobpanarabums or anything

I don't even have any goals for this campaign. Maybe I'll go to war with the ottomans to free some people but I won't annex anything from them I don't think
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>>160896410
Don't think there's anything to fix. He gave up all his cores and needs to eat infamy to annex any of those nations.
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>>160894662
>1 May, 819
For me, this was the tip-off that you're a moron
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That's actually quite a few copts

Can anyone think of any historical reason for something which might have happened where I can change my religion to coptic
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>>160896691
1. In real life the Ottomans wouldn't see it this way.
2. He can immediately get them back on Arab Union formation, making this an exploit.
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>>160894662
That's a bug atm, there's no fix but you can get around it by giving the county to an unlanded noble who will convert to feudal.
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>first king wins a crusade in sicily, puts a relative on the throne, and forgets the place exists
>second king converts to heresy
>decades pass, sicilian branch of the af ivar dynasty is considered the black sheep of the famiry
>12 year old queen of sicily petitions to reunite the family

the feels
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>>160896789
Someone converts the kang.
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>>160891173
What does savedebug.txt say?
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>>160896863
What is the point of this weeb UI mod? Game looks like shit with it
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>>160897004
It says you are a fag.
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>>160896854
well shit
>>160896725
What, feudalizing early or just for having the expansion?
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>>160896940
Yeah but who though
The "king" at this time I'm pretty sure his title is actually pasha. Or was, but the Oriental crisis already happened and the ottomans let me free. So if that happened I don't know how the leader would have styled himself.

I don't know his personality or even his name. Maybe did he have any coptic advisors or friends or anything I could find the names of?

Actually now I'm remembering further that the viceroy family of ottoman Egypt was Albanians or something, not even Egyptians. The only one I know anything about is khedive Ismail who's like mid game. Idk anything about who it is right now.
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>>160897168
He was, may allah forgive me for saying this, an Albanian.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Ali_of_Egypt#Early_life
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>>160895987
>dragon emperor is a mutant
Report him for heresy.
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>>160897168
If you're going to edit the save file to meme yourself into coptic you may as well say a Copt led a revolution against Muhammed Ali and established a secular presidential dictatorship, like based Assad.
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The Korean island of Jeju was controlled by Korean Separatists, and since I forgot about it, they declared ALL of Korea BUT that stupid island they controlled, independent.

How the fuck does that work. Now I have to reconquer this shit.
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Fuck I haven't even passed a single reform and these guys want to dig themselves further into their own shit

>>160897456
Then I'd have to do a lot of modding to change up the whole oriental crisis and other historical things

Maybe I could look at how hpm manages the carlist rebels and add "coptic rebels"
That sounds like a lot of work though
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>>160897554
>plays game notorious for it's terrible mechanics designed solely around their comfy inhouse multiplayer games and selling as much dlc as possible
>complain when it becomes apparent that is indeed what you get
If only you had more critical thinking mana.
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What is the best Retinues for imperial Reikland in the Warhammer mod?
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Fuck off all the prestige is ours

On the other hand though this might make anything cool we discover be seen as wewuzian revisionism in the eyes of elite european academic circles
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find a flaw

germany in grey
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So I want to play as Rhodesia for a full game (from 1836 onward.) I tried changeownering its cores to the UK but the decision for releasing it requires the invention of Mission to Civilize.

Should I just grant the UK the invention with the console or is there a better way? I'm worried I'll fuck up the whole game that way, somehow.
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Did Parajews kill EvW for political reasons? Can't see them too eager to handle Israel/Palestine, decolonisation and civil rights.

>>160898398
>that spoiler
First time I've laughed at /gsg/ in weeks.
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>>160898043
Oh god damn it the same countries keep popping up over and over in these events in a loop and it's making my relations with the world really shitty

I think I'm just going to let them work

I don't like the idea of being one shitter who gets in the way of scientific progress for political reasons
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>>160898543
Why the midget version? Also, is this abomination supposed to be related to Ian Smith?
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>>160894453
>I don't know what population is
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>>160897029
its kawaii as fuck you nigger
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>>160898806
I was meming. But the point of the electoral college is to give smaller states a bigger voice, that doesn't seem to happen as much as it should.
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>>160898697
You're African, it's in your blood.
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>>160898956
>that doesn't seem to happen as much as it should.
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>>160899040
Egyptians are NOT Africans fuck off with your WEWUZ bullshit
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>>160899064
It happened this time, sure, because Trump was popular amongst everyone but whiny millenial faggots and minorities. Had enough retiree carpetbaggers in Florida or niggers in Philadelphia gone out and voted it woild have been completely different.
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>>160898726
I have no clue about any of it. I just realized I had no good Rhodesia material saved and this was the most interesting thing I found worth saving.
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>>160899280
>drumpf
>popular
he literally lost the popular vote
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>>160899280
Actually it's happened 5 times that the person with the least votes has won the Presidency.

The problem with the Electoral College isn't that it gives more power to smaller states, it's that a) electors are not bound to vote with the people and b) the ridiculous winner takes all system of most states.
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>>160898543
change the decision to not require mission to civilize
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>>160899280
Actually he was literally just popular with dumb and uneducated people.
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>>160899401
>least
There's more than two people on the ticket.
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>>160899387
That's because of how many minorities America has. If not for the electoral college the spic states would have been able to dictate terms to the based and white Midwest.

>>160899401
The states have to vote as a single entity to outweigh the other states. It's like if they ask you to rate something between 1 and 10, you always rate it either 1 or 10 so that your voice gets more projection.

>>160899510
The blacks didn't vote for him, though?
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>>160899280
>It happened this time
AND with Obama
AND with Bush
3 Times in less than 20 years seems like a pretty significant figure

>>160899510
Trump got more % of the vote from people with partial college education than people with only a highschool education
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Shit I forgot about this

Okay that works as a goal for the playthrough, take back the canal after somebody builds it

Historically it was France idk why Britain always seems to do it ingame
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>>160897976
I like the nuln repeater and artillery companies. realitivley low upkeep and cost and heavy inf and rifles are solid unit types.
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>>160899616
BIG_BENIS literally SEETHING
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>>160897976
The Artillery companies are invaluable. Just needs a lot of meat up front, since arty tends to get hit hard if things go to melee phase.
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>>160899616
>The blacks didn't vote for him, though?
Sorry, dumb or uneducated white people.

>>160899619
>partial college education
As I said, he won by being a populist and doing what populist do best: play with the fears of the lowest common denominator.
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>>160899667
haha you sure blew the fuck out talexiabigreportandignore my fellow steamcordplaza bureaucrat! Have some cement on the house!!!
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>>160899510
>education = intelligence
Just keep telling yourself that to make your life-long debt hurt a little less.
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>>160899586
This doesn't even bear discussion with the American FPTPsystem.

>>160899616
>The states have to vote as a single entity to outweigh the other states.
There's no problem with keeping the current weighting of electors, but making it so that they're allocated according to the % of state vote and they're bound to vote with the population.
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>>160899792
I don't even need to ask who you supported, you make it so obvious.
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>arguing online about muh electoral college
>meanwhile in vicky literally millions will rise up in violent rebellion and die for the sake of proportional voter representation
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>>160899792
>mfw people without degrees in feminist dance study pretend to be educated
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>>160899789
>mfw I bait BIG_BENIS into doing the shitposting for me
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once England and Aragon get the necessary cores around 1560, we'll have Great Britain and Spain. Hopefully their combined might can fend of France and any advancement west that the Ottomemes might be planning. Hopefully Prussia becomes great too

Also as a follow up to this >>160893719 Byzantium got booted out to another Greek province and are now Catholic
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>>160900028
wow this looks cool what mod lad??
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>>160899639
I've never actually got this event as Egypt. One day the Suez province is just taken from me. I woner why I don't get it.
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Well I'm now modernized

Yurop so far
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>>160900028
that font is worse than comic sans
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>>160900014
thas fuggin right gruica me old pal we need to show these liquorlads they're not the only ones with a willy to waggle! Liquor and cement not strwtegy and discussion!
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>>160900196
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>>160876892
Absolutely based.
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>>160900121
something I put together myself. it's mostly visual related things but also a few other game tweaks

>>160900173
finding a decent font was super tough. not every font that looked good initially also looked good in game
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>>160900134
Based Germany
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>every so often undead armies pour out of the wastelands and claim one of my border provinces
>they come in the thousands and are immune to morale damage
>have a mere two thousand men I can call to arms
>allies are either incompetent or absent
The desert is advancing, and my people despair.

How do I deal with Nehekarans as an Arabian in Geheimnisnacht?
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>>160900196
This shit is so not funny
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>>160900304
haha were really sticking it to that FUCKING grandi now, me laddo matoes!!! Fuck grandi only robmod!!! This general is a robmod oNLY mode so anybody who tries to post grandimod tell him to take his l*qor and go back to !eddit!!!
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Why isn't wine as good as liquor?
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>>160900541
It is, this general is just full of reddit plebs who fell for the liquor meme.
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>>160900492
>>160900476
something wrong you bureadrats???? Thats right we run this fudking liqor store now so if you dont like it youll have to speak to the owner, owned powned and laid the fuck out by gruica, irelan and about a dozen other spic teenagers!!!
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>>160900541
Lower ABV.
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>>160899401
Yet it also gives democrats much better safe start with New York and California guaranteed.

Besides maybe USA should focus on using IDs when voting first. Works for India and rest of shitty countries with no issues.
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>>160900412
>as an arabian
found your problem. Blood Dragon/Jade vampire master race.
memes aside, I've never personally dealt with tomb kings but i would imagine the strategy of killing their leader so a weak one takes their place works since I know sometimes a tomb king will ascend to the throne but still have to be resurrected, rendering them incapable and -6 for all stats. I believe arabs can raid, so why not go get some juicy gold to improve your holdings for more troops??? converting to chaos also works since demons wreck shit and are maintenance free
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>>160898806
Except there has been talk of splitting California. You know, just like they split Maine and Nebraska?
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>>160896148
>crisis in 1843
Kill yourself.
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>>160898614
>Did Parajews kill EvW for political reasons?
They killed it because it would show HoI4 for the disastrous mess that it is.
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>>160900882
There was also talk of CalExit with libtears.
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>>160898614
they killed EvW for the HoI 4 cold war DLC
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>>160897004
No errors found.
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>>160900196
I hate the liquortards as much as you but you really aren't winning this fight. It just encourages them even more.
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Is DH AI better than hoi3 AI?
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>>160900650
Raiding is a difficult proposition, since many of their territories seem to be high in fort value, and I can't raid other !islamic faithfuls.
And their tremendous armies can, also, crush any raiding parties I dispatch.
Unsure if Arabians can do naval raiding.

Chaos needs to send an invite. I've left the door unbarred and unguarded, but no sinister presence has arrived, even after reading the necronomicon.
Wife is a nurgle cultist, but I'm not supposed to know that.

I've made tributaries of all of my neighbors to gather dosh for fief improvements and to put reigns on their armies, but it's still not enough.
Even with a numerical advantage, morale degradation is still crippling.

In the meantime, I'm continuing the breeding program of mating, er, marrying all of my children with magically attuned partners. I hope that, in a few more generations, the power will be strong.
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>Warhammer mod
>Be Imperiabl Reikalnd
>look away for 10 seconds
>turn back
>Sylvania now owns the rest of the Empire
what the fuck
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>>160901126
>DH
Can hold one front.
Generally speaking only USSR is important and they are mediocre (but good with WiF 2 fixes)
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>>160901178
Zambonis.
Canonically, the entire Empire fell to Vlad, the last remaining stronghold being Altdorf itself.
And even then, he was killed on the battlements during an assault, and only stayed dead because his ring had been stolen.
Once he does finally die, all his summoned and event troops drop dead, and the imperials are free to revolt at their leisure.
God help you if he forms the Empire and gets the Hammer of God.

You should have taken as tributaries or allies the rest of the imperial provinces, while you could. Only together can he be stood against.
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Rate this USA lads
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>>160901467
Wouldn't USGA be more accurate? As in United States of Greater Austria which is what the picture says.
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I should probably just let them win

I wanted to hold out for militant socialists though
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>>160901680
how did you beat the ottos in the oriental crisis?
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>>160901548
The Austrian Empire was never called GroßOsterreich, why would it be now?
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>>160901881
Take it up with Aurel Popovici
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>>160900386
Literally Autism Germany.

Horrible borders
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>>160901841
>>160895906
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>>160901947
I'm not an exorcist though
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>>160901957
Is this bait?
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gudnite ladddds
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liquor
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you have been assigned to make the achievements for victoria 3


what do you include
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>>160903531
have 100% production of the worlds liquor
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>>160903531
great thunder dragon king
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>>160903531
Having 100% production of the worlds liquor as Bhutan.
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Is CK2 finally done updating?
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>>160903531
Have 10% of the Worlds Liquor production
Have 50% of the Worlds Liquor production
Have 90% of the Worlds Liquor production
Have 100% of the Worlds Liquor production
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>>160880236
Now that you mention it, a reactionary revolution in Qing should change the country like how reactionaries in Spain changes it to Carlist Spain.
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>>160876892
SBTW
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>>160903531
Easy:-
Under One Flag - Unite Germany
Avanti Italia - Untie Italy
Manifest Destiny - Gain all 50 states as the USA

Medium:-
Industrial Revolution - Have the largest industry score at the end of the game
World Power - Be the #1 World Power by the end of the game
Dragon To Stars- Westernise as China and become the #1 World Power

Hard:-
Thunder Dragon Empire - As Bhutan, become a world Power by the end of the game.
Indian Destiny - As an Indian Minor, rebel against the British Empire and Unite India.
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>>160904987
Unite* Italy
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>>160904987
Wait I don't get it. How does this have anything to do with liquor?
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>>160905420
Easy, the only way you can accomplish any of them is by creating liquor factories.
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I must unite the liquor production under one flag
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Now what do I do? How do I get my ind score up?
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Ming exploded really early, unlike in the other 7 tries I did. Should've been smooth sailing in a conventional run, but I needed to get the two Manchu achievements, so I couldn't reform/become Qing.

Such a pain in the ass.
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>>160896457
Neet CoA mod

Is it compatible with HIP?
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>>160897097
dude, just start in 1066...
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Alright, done with Jianzhou/Manchu/Qing. Give me a cool achievement to complete, I'll post progress.
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>>160906364
Basileus.
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Odds: Continue my Russia game

Evens: Continue/start HIP Jewish Solomonid Semien to Abyssinia
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Does this thing count as an "improved" armored car in 1942?
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>>160906364
three mountains
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I got extra cash for CK2 DLC lads, I already got rajas, sons of abraham, old gods, and the republic, what do you suggest?
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>>160907425
Why would you buy DLC?
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>>160907440
i dunno, wanna support the devs?
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>>160907425
>>160907485
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HOW THE FUCK DO I STOP ALL THESE PEASANT REBELLIONS IN WARHAMMER

I PUT DOWN ONE REBELLEION AND ANOTHER SPAWSN 2 DAYS LATER
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>>160907485
It only takes a few useful idiots and the devs are living like Kings.
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>>160907485
they already have enough support from all the autists who buy all their DLC at full price like you.
You realize that 90% of the DLC they make is just content that should've been included in the base game right? You remember how fucking dumb it was that you had to buy a DLC just to play a muslim ruler when CK2 came out?
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>>160905751
I hate the manchus so much
And the turks
And tartars
Altaics need to get genocided
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>>160907425
Pirate it
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>>160907485
Ah yes, if we don't support Paradox, the little indie company will not be able to survive.
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>>160907603
The game is named CRUSADER KINGS right? That means you are able to play only as KING who does CRUSADES not defend against it, ok? Now buy the dlc.
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>>160906468
This is so tedious, comes down to luck and restarting many times. But ok.
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ew
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Anyone here concerned about the surprising amount of pirates found on this website?
You guys do realize that Grand Strategy games are a niche genre of gaming, so they need every bit of financial support they can get, right...?
They are the only developers I can think of right now that still updates a finished product well beyond so many years for those who won't even buy the new dlcs (Reaper's Due is god-tier, though, get it now).
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>>160908927
t.johan
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What's the highest industry score you've all managed without blobbing overmuch/stupidly?

3.5k
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>>160909006
5k with nothing but liquor factories
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>>160908927
>(Reaper's Due is god-tier, though, get it now)
Give me a discount Johan-san
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>>160908718
Aren't you gonna help your fellow catholic country
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>>160909035
Impressive
Very nice
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he
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>>160909127
>not even a great power
soon mio amico
>>
he
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HOI4 or CK2?
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>>160910580
deez nuts XDDD DD DDD DDD DDDD
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>>160910580
CK2 so you can live out your fetish of having a harem of your sister daughter mother and cousin or aunt
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Is anyone here
You all want to hear a song
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>>160910751
Sure.
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>>160910751
>You all want to hear a song
No I don't. Stop putting words in my mouth.
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>>160908718
Fucking wew
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>>160911059
are you gonna form italy or stay papacy entire game
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Is there any way to avoid Regency Council in EU3? My monarchs keep dying and I'm not even sending them to battle.

Also do you guys savescum? I'm playing Castille and got attacked by Aragon, Portugal and their allies England, France, Milan, Sicily and some other minors and ended up reloading. Feels bad, couldve handled it but my allies Scotland and Bohemia pussied out.
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>>160911059
>Mainland Italy
>Includes Sicily, Sardinia, Corsica, Corfu
wew indeed.
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I thought the Islamic Law decision in V2 caused the non-muslims to leave the country but it's not happening. How can I make it so?
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>>160912860
There is no good way to make a specific group leave. The only way to get rid of a specific religious group is to genocide them.
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>>160913550
Pretty much true.
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>>160877878
Are you using a lewd mod or did you just fuck around with the game files a bit?
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>>160883367
KYS animefaggot
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>>160876892
white
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>>160913792
Pin dick, I agree with you. This place is shit.
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Guys, what's better for Crusader kings 2 - CK2+ or the HIP?
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damn, /gsg/ btfo i guess
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>>160914597
>>160915247
HiP for 1086 startdate and map autism
CK2+ for 7## startdate and gameplay autism
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>>160915467
why are you giving me a (You)
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>>160915523
I assumed that was the same anon.
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>>160915550
Well, you were wrong then
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>>160915598
Touche
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>come to the thread for the first time in a month
>it's dead
>filled with /r/paradoxplaza meme spouters instead of the shitposting that normally goes on here
what happened
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I'm trying to regain my rightful persian clay from the filthy ottomans but they have an alliance with britian (and India is right next door). What do?
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>>160915621
>what happened
President-Elect Donald J. Trump. Pol can't stop laughing, so all the local shitposters are over there.
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>>160915621
everyone is busy with the election so the only people left in the thread are redditors

we're just recovering, you should've seen how dead the thread was on Nov 8th.
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>>160915757
How dead was it?
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>>160915860
We only had like 2 new threads between Nov 8th and Nov 10th. Shit was super slow. Now people are starting to come back and the thread is speeding up again.
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>>160876883
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>>160909006
Looking at this screenshot and another from 1908, I had gained 500 industry in those 5 years. If I had finished this game it probably would've been bretty gud.
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Is it possible to port HPM's genocide to vanilla?
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>>160916603
That guy is white, so naturally he'll play the superior mod.
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>>160888943
>That northeast

Yes.

YES
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>>160888943
>Atacama Desert
Best BFBC2 map prove me wrong
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>tfw genius, attractive, strong, tall heir
>he's betrothed to a genius, attractive qt3.14
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MEIOUS AND TEXAS 2.0 WHENNNNN!!!!!??????!!!!????!!!???!!!
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Is the Sylvanian undead event army supposed to be big enough to let you conquer the entire Empire? I've only fought two wars so far and sustained heavy losses.
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>>160918168
>PJW facemorphs
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>>160918318
Congrats, you're officially worse than the AI
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>>160918318
Yes, in canon they literally conquered everything but altdorf
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>>160918651
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This is one very autistic thread.
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>>160886250
Where dis from
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>>160919108
UUUU
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requesting a bane grandi
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So can a 100k regiment conquer all the holds in a 2-9k supply limit region in less than five months in CKII? Let's assume that all forts are defended by a 4000 garrison+levy

Asking for reasons
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>>160899510
Funnily enough, Trump got more of the vote from high-income educated while Hilary got more from low-income educated and fresh graduates, essentially people who think they're hot shit but aren't.
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>>99881078
>>160915681
Anyone? I've bullied most of the smaller countries and I don't have the manpower to go up against britian and win
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>>160919490
*don't have the manpower to go against them without bobbing outside my borders or colonizing
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>>160919387
Just assault every time
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>>160919747
Assaulting is implicit. I was asking if they can build the siege equipment to perform an assault on each holding within half a year.

Not that it really matters anymore because I'm already shipping my troops there
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>>160919873
Should be possible, yes
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>>160919412
So basically people with gender studies degrees lel
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>>160907518
what type of revolts? If its cause your a vampire than your fucked and the only real way is to convert the culture of the province. If its from stuff like warpstone traces or beast map revolts, than charinfo 1 in console than kill all the cultists near you.
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>>160907518
GET THIS FUCKING FANTASY SHIT OUT OF MY FUCKING GENERAL YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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>>160907518
You don't. Most you can do is wait for the local culture or religion to convert. You may use your chaplain to try and speed it up.
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>>160918318
>Vlad
fuck off. WHO MANFRED HERE?
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>>160920137
>Cuckfred
>not based Konrad
Go balls against the wall insane or go home
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Justfuckmyshitup central here
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r8 my borders
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>>160920653
>importing liquor
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>>160920653
>Confederate states of government welfare and one-party democrat rule
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>>160920653
>importing liquor
Let it all burn
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>>160920653
>0/3
>importing liquor
>60,1
>9
>18
>0
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>>160920653
>importing liquor
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>Masked, one legged, mystic Emperor, and holder of the Necronomicon
>Despite being a sickly child and frail adult, has lead the charge in every battle, getting maimed almost every time.

I feel like I'll never have an Emperor that this cool ever again.
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>>160920653
>he doesn't have a liquor monopoly
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>>160921459
>>160921327
>>160921219
>>160921087
>>160920743
he doesn't enjoy struggling with a non-liquor economy
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Were they /ourguys/?
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What is the general EU3 strategy? Sliders, army comp, etc.
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>>160921778
>He doesn't know that reactionary catholicism vs /leftypol/ is the hottest new culture war
>>
>>160921778
>murder of heretics, apostates, jews and witches
>heretics

I knew that old luther boy was bit fucked in the head but to think he was a self loathing cunt to boot takes his whole petulant outburst to a whole 'nother level.
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>tfw vic3 is guaranteed to be shit
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Can the AI in Victoria 2 do naval invasions?
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>>160922298
Very rarely and when they do its something really retarded, like dumping shitloads of infantry in a small colony, or putting 3 regiments in mainland Europe


And they're completely incapable of landing in mainland Britain
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>>160922060
>he thinks vicky 3 will happen in his lifetime
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>>160922495
>Johan would pass up the opportunity for TWO (2) save conversion DLCs
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>>160922572
The converters for Vic2 already exist as fan-made mods

>implying johan won't just take the code and sell it
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>>160923151
>He wouldn't put the pretense of effort into making a """"streamlined"""" version of Vicky before slightly adjusting that code and selling it for maximum casualbux
>>
>>160922495
>actually wanting a casualised victoria 3 that kills the franchise to us like HoI4 did
Why do redditors come here?
>>
how long until the kikes at paradox start selling
>victoria 2 enhanced hd edition
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>>160923937
I'd buy it
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>>160921778
Luther was white and based
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>>160923937
I don't realise why people are so retarded about it. It's general concensus amongst everyone apart from the most devoted paradrones that HoI4 is cancer, why would people want that cancer spread to Victoria, ruining the series?
>it might not be cancer!
Fredrik Wester has chosen a business model, it's not changing, this makes them more money.
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>>160924054
But mostly a heretic
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r8
Blue borders are more realistic objectives. The kebabs are allied with germany, so it seems that i will have to wait. Crete and the island of south Persia are mine
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>>160924281
that's really groß desu senpai
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>>160924281
i've been seeing these coloured dotted lines too much
what the fuck do you use to make them
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>>160924994
you're not being serious, are you?
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>>160924994
The in game battleplan.
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>>160924281
>That Georgian enclave

HPM, please make this end.
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>>160925058
>>160925082
lads i'm literally retarded, i can't help it
i've even used the battle planner before and knew it existed, but couldn't put two and two together with the dotted lines people use to draw their perfect borders
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>>160924157
t. child molester
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asian > turkic > latino > mediterranean > black > islander >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> white
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>>160925237
why? it seems that they're having fun
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>>160925335
Battle plan editor -> name the plan -> apply -> choose border type on the left side of the plan editor -> use LMB to draw
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>>160925649
No gooks allowed
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>>160925728
How many of your accepted pops are in that province? Anything over 5% and you're morally obligated to liberate it.
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>>160925403
t. G*rm*n
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>>160925909
0% there are more armenians in tabarestan and mazandaran than in that province
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>>160926162
>not being German
Kikes get out
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Update: everything's still fucked and there's chaos everywhere but Vlad finally died once. Now only if this fucking plot to steal the ring would proc.
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>>160894217
That is what he'll win in 2020 assuming he does a good job and doesn't go back on his promises.
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>>160926254
Excuse me.
I could help by notice your interpretation of "god" wildly differs from my own.
I am also of the belief that the Vatican is corrupt and therefore should not receive our support.
I will now engage in petty squabbles so my vision of an abstract concept becomes the most relevant.
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A-at least I beat Poland, Lithuania, Sweden, Lubeck after the Polacks attacked me and didn't fall apart when I had a Peasant's War right after
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>>160926573
Update: I just randomly succeeded with the plot without any event about it?

Well, now Vlad's mortal.
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>>160926573
For me it proc'd in 2019, without an event as well. I just inspected him, to see how many troops he had left and saw that he no longer had the ring. I still don't know how it's triggered
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Cute.
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>>160926912
>all interpretations of an abstract concept should be identical and uniform, you should get all of your opinions from the church and the church alone
Catholicism is the most cucked church. When the crusaders burned down the synagogues, who lambasted them? When the Jews were committing usury through the continent, who permitted them to? When the 1933 elections csme ahout in Germany, who voted for the SDP?

Catholics and Jews are one and the same. And the best part is any catholic who rejects this notion of Jewish supremacy inherent in catholicism is in breadh of official church views and liable for excommunication.
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Should I do it alone, lads? Or just hire someone to do it?
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The gods of RNG finally granted me the ultimate leader.
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>>160927718
1v1 him, lad
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>>160927814
>Orthodox Jorvik
Respectable
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Charge in or wait?
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>>160927980
It was a really fun gameplay, playing as orthodox is more interesting than catholic imo. Too bad they don't get holy orders as easy as catholics.
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>>160928045
The Sun is your ally
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PRAY FOR ME BROS
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>>160928278
In an anti-climax I died and then the game crashed. I'll see what point it reloads at.
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>>160928472
>tfw Vlad annihilated your character so hard, it crashed your game
Well, guess that settles it.
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What are the odds of getting the Immortal event chain right now?
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>>160887426
The paradox forums say you're supposed to install it on a 3.03 version, but it always crashes on adapting history after choosing which country to play, modded or vanilla.
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>>160928596
The game crashes at the weirdest times. I had one crash where it went down because I executed Vlad's son.
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>>160928684
The game's trying to tell you not to fuck with the von Carsteins.
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Let's just have someone else do it this time, I don't wanna crash again.
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What could POSSIBLY go wrong.
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They really need to fucking fix the plots in warhammer, jesus fuck. The witch hunter said no to the job and now I've waited a few years with no new popups.
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>>160928649
Where did you get 3.02 and 3.03 from?
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You should be able to threaten people for money in EU4
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WITCH HUNTERS STOP BEING PUSSIES AND ACCEPT YOUR MISSIONS I'VE WAITED YEARS
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>>160930185
But there are no people in EU4.
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stay away from /mbg/ bobo, you mad faggot
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>>160930279
DO IT YOURSELF
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YOHAN SACK OV SHET
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>>160930891
I WOULD IF THE CHANCE WOULD POP UP
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>everyone says warhammer gehirishitmacht for 2.6.2 works fine and doesn't crash
>30 years in and it now crashes every 10 seconds

how do i fix this
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>>160931026

uninstall.exe
Not even memeing. I don't know what's wrong with paradox games in particular but almost any problem I run into is usually fixed by just reinstalling.
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EAT SHIT VLAD
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>>160919138
Hibike! Euphonium season 2
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>>160931262
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>>160877591
wipe the BRs from the map or else its a shitty blob
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>>160931412
Does Kislev get anything cool in this mod?
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>>160931026
Your processor is probably shit. I have a 6500 and it worse fine for the most part I. The beginning, but the more time that passes the more chaos eats your processor with more and more people to simulate and process. After like 100 years chaos wins because you quit the game since it is pretty much unplayable due to slowdown.
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So EUIV is on sale. What edition would you recommend getting at this moment? Does the collection have all the relevant DLCs? (I don't care about unit packs and the sort)
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>>160926954
>that lack of land
>all those loans
I would restart if I were you.
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Well this game is thoroughly fucked. I think I'll abandon ship and try Bretonnia next.
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>be civfag
>decide to get some taste in video games
>see this

so what of that is actually necessary?
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>>160932860
Torrent is necessary.
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>>160932860
All of, read the OP, it's free.
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>>160928172
How ios it any different from catholic
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>>160933082
No deus vult.
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hastebin link in the OP doesn't work.
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>>160932827
Try Kislev cowardly nigga.
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>>160932913
It used to be. Then steamcordplaza decided they wanted to bring the archive down. The steamgroup because they unironically buy these meme games, the discord because they're shitters that have a huge overlap with the steamgroup and /r/paradoxplaza because they also unironically buy these games.

Steamcordplaza are a diverse group of people but they all share a mutual hatred of /gsg/.
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>>160933432
No, they are still free. Read the OP
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>>160933527
Russian keyloggers will cost you more in stolen creditcards than buying these jew games would.
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>>160933582
I bet you think playing runescape gives the computer viruses too
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>>160933432
There's an archive still up on 8ch /v/
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>>160933742
thanks senpai
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>>160933432
We (discord) don't actually buy the games, nor did we take down the archive. It was a redditor called BIG_BENIS (https://www.reddit.com/user/BIG_BENIS_IN_MY_ANUS).

We do have our own archive but it's kept private to avoid BENIS and his crew from taking it down. If you join the group and prove that you're not a shitposter you can get access to the archive.
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>>160934153
>go back on the Discord for the first time in months
>find out you've moved home and left me behind
:,^(
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>>160934153
>It was a redditor called BIG_BENIS (https://www.reddit.com/user/BIG_BENIS_IN_MY_ANUS).
Says who?
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>>160934153
>take down the archive
>copy archivebro hardwork for your circlejerk group
>wonder why no ones like external groups
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>>160934375
He bragged about it before when he went of one of those autistic rants about HPM
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>open paradox EU4 forums
>3 threads complaining about Ottomans on the first page
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>>160934454
We'd gladly make it public, in fact we tried it once but it stayed up maybe 12 hours. BENIS reports the archive as soon as a new one shows up, it's out of our hands sorry.
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>>160934532
No I didn't.
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>>160934739
sure you didn't, just like your not attention whoring right now
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>>160934859
Show me proof of me doing that. And I'm not attention whoring, I'm proving my identity to refute your asinine accusations.
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>>160934957
can you shut the fuck up you attention whore
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>>160934957
>no u
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>>160935030
You have claimed something and shown literally no evidence for it and then when asked to show even the smallest shred of proof you've responded to memes. I think it's clear who the memer is here.

I really don't regret destroying your archive now. t. big "destroyer of archives" benis
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>>160913613
Dark World with some submods and Kings of Slaves/Vices

Just deleted a few lines to let me kidnap/rape/enslave/train/whore out people under 16 and changed some text. In the middle of changing the images to lewder ones
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>>160935102
actually >>160933432 was the first person to make a claim with no proof
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>>160935172
That doesn't change the fact the other person also posted something without substantiating it, the difference is he was asked to prove his allegation.
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>>160935304
>it's okay when I do it
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>>160935365
I asked you to prove your claim because I am tbigbenis and know for a fact I did not take down the archive, thus disputing what you said was in my interest to stop the propagation of defamation, but I do not know whether or not /r/paradoxplaza, the steamgroup or one of the various discord groups were behind the archive coming down and thus feel no obligation to either support or defy the statement.
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>>160935534
you literally have a reddit account and you're even ashamed to tell everyone about it

what more proof do we need that you're a cancerous shitposter?
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epic
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What happened to hardcore history in the archive?
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>>160935603
I do have a reddit account and am not ashamed of it or else I wouldn't freely acknowledge myself as having it, I see nothing wrong with putting my personal views on reddit as they are not akin to the reddit stereotype of the socially progressive and overtly elitest nature of the standard userbase.

The question is not whether I am a cancerous shitposter but whether I took down the archive, a claim I deny, therefore unless you can bring any proof then the presumtion of innocence shields me from the accusation as there is no evidence that I did take down the archive, as to why you would even attribute such an assertion to me, despite me being vehemently anti-paradox as expressed in the various aforementioned reddit comments on the account makes little sense to me. I actually oppose the archive being brought down.
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Lads can anyone tell me a strategy for reclaiming my persian claim for british allied kebab? I could wardec one of their allies then add taking their clay as a wargoal but that feels gamey
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>>160936114
Yes, that is my reddit username, but I fail to see what significance it pertains to the specific discussion we are engaging in over my alleged bringing down of the archive.
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>>160935935
>>160936225
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
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apart from the baltic, what should my colonies be?
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What should I do from here?
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>>160936558
That may be the case, but it doesn't substantiate your claim I brought down the archive to any meaningful degree.
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>>160936581
the rest of egypt, Ethiopia, Somalia, Sudan, Hedjaz, and all the arab shit from iraq downwards
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>>160936581
Forget about Africa and expand into Asia. Connect your Syrian land all the way to India
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>>160936581
>not waiting for the italo-turkish war for libya
ishygddt
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>>160888943
>brasilia in Bahia
ok
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>>160936579
None

Take Norway Jamtland and Viken from Swedecucks if youre feeling radical take Hjaltland and Orkney
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Will Corsica petition to join Italy in HPM?
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>>160937267

If they're independent and sphered, yes
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>>160937368
Where is it in the files? I can't find it.
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>>160937194
i plan on forming Scandinavia anyway so that's pointless
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>>160937453
>i plan on forming Scandinavia
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>>160937576
it's the age of nationalism and imperialism lad.
no point in your feudal-tier conquests when i can diplomatically unite the scandi peoples under one flag
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>>160937687
>Wanting Swedes in your country
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I'm thinking whether I should invest some time into an indie project.
Please check some boxes here: http://www.strawpoll.me/11718100
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>>160938407
Market researchers need to pay to access this site's data, please contact Hiroyuki to discuss terms
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Best drama movie in EUIV's thematic?
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best drama movie/series in EUIV thematics?
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>>160938407
Do Marketing divisions handle this on their own, or are you some third party data miner
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Guys, let's come up with a list of all plausible alt-history RGOs for HPM guy to mod in.

>Iron in NZ

NZ currently has a decision to shift some provinces to industry-friendly RGOs, but it lacks iron. However, in the modern day, it's the 22nd largest producer of iron ore worldwide, and New Zealand ironsand was shown at the Great Exhibition in 1851.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mining_in_New_Zealand#Ironsands

Taranaki and Waikato are both cited as having ironsand deposits; in-game, Taranaki is changed to coal with the RGO decision, so I propose that Waikato be changed to iron.

>oil in Arabia and Africa

I think there's already an event or decision to give Arabia oil, but any part of the world with oil reserves as easily recoverable (technologically speaking) as those in Texas or California should be discoverable if a civilized nation has the local province as a proper state. This would model well the Saudi discovery, I think, and give a good industrial RGO to certain African countries if the player manages to Westernize with them.

I don't know how easily recoverable different deposits are, except that fracking and oceanic drilling is out of the question for the time period. The picrelated map from 2005 should (probably) not take into account reserves recoverable by fracking, and I think it could serve as a good basic guide for alt-history oil RGOs.

What I'd suggest based off of it:
1 RGO in each of modern-day Iraq, Kuwait, Iran, and the UAE, with an accompanying province modifier unlocked by event ~10 years after discovery that greatly boosts RGO output and reduces size to a flat figure (because it should be based more on local reserves and technology, not local number of workers).
3 RGOs with the same modifier in Saudi Arabia.
2 normal RGOs in Nigeria
2 normal RGOs in Libya
2 normal RGOs in Kazakhstan
1-2 normal RGOs in Venezuela, perhaps with modifier similar to the Gulf region.
1 normal RGO in Algeria
1 normal RGO in Sudan
1 normal RGO in Angola
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What are some good documentaries about liquor?
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>>160939213

Oh, also, 1 normal RGO in Qatar.
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>>160939203
I'm a software engineer who is not employed/contracted by any game studio. This is a personal interest.
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>>160939213
If you can't extract, like ironsand, then it's fucking useless.
Stop being a retard.
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>>160939535

Ironsand is the basis of the modern NZ steel industry. I don't know if that fundamentally relies on post-Victorian tech, which of course would mean that it isn't appropriate in V2.

According to Wikipedia the Nips used ironsand-derived iron to make some of their swords, so it doesn't seem to me like there's an especial difficulty in extracting metal from ironsand (of course, maybe it's easy at small scales but much harder at larger scales).
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>>160939765
>modern NZ
>MODERN
Can't you read? If you can't extract it, why the fuck would it become a RGO?
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>>160936727
>>160936958

Alright hows this

Yeah I changeowner'd Dalmatia because I preferred the borders I had before I released Yugoslavia
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Do you think DDRJake masturbates during his lewdnight streams?
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>>160939915
SO far so good, but you must go further
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And all it cost me was 2 wars and crippling debt!

What should my goals for this campaign be?

I want to establish my eastern german country, but I don't know what the borders should be, or what else I should be trying to do.
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>>160940229
Get everything in the Baltic region.
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>>160940229
wont that denmark sweden be a problem?
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>>160940229
Those borders are perfect just stay isolationist and develop the shit out of the land senpai
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>>160940117
if you're gonna go that far you might as well puppet the turks
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Who's the best Jewish character to play in CK2? How do I Jew the world?
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>>160940450
The kike khan in the old gods i guess.
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>>160939902

>If you can't extract it

I was working from a paucity of sources. I knew that there is enough iron in the ground to base an industry off of, and I knew that Victorians at least knew of its existence.

This, however, provides some good info:

http://www.teara.govt.nz/en/iron-and-steel/page-1

Apparently the problem was resolved economically in the 1950s, using arc furnaces. A case could be made for it being possible earlier with a more concerted effort, but I'll accept that that's stretching it. At best, it would be appropriate for an event in the 20s at the earliest, if you have all electricity and mining techs.
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>playing england
>can't get the pu cb against france
>have every prereq for the mission


reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>160940397
Yeah, but I'm too shit to deal with them now, I was planning on letting Sweden get independence and try to eat some land when they're weaker.
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>>160940512
>However, electricity costs were high, so the idea was abandoned for some time.

>an event in the 20s at the earliest, if you have all electricity and mining techs.
That's a stretch already and then it's fucking useless. There's no reason to have iron RGO in new zealand.
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Did someone say LIQUOR?
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>>160940354
I don't want to fuck with Germany proper, I want to ally them in the future, I will take the land if Poland eats the Teutonic Order like they have in every other game.
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LIQUORRRRRRRRR
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find me a better meme, on any board, than liquor/cement

you can't
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>>160939213
You gotta understand RGO's don't just represent what's there, but what makes money there.
The vast majority of the oil reserves discovered in the 20th century weren't discovered earlier because there was no reason to look for them because the market was saturated with Pennsylvanian, Texan and eastern European oil, comparatively tiny reserves that still saturated the market. Any of these decisions should only be available if oil is under extremely high demand and in low supply.
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>>160941301
ULMPIRE
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>tfw Frogs fuck up your quest for colonial dominance by starting a great war

Oh well, nothing like mulching them into fuel for fun
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>>160941450
>not exporting liquor
Shameful display.
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>>160941537

Sadly my liquor production is quite sad
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>>160941593
Absolutely disgusting. Spoiler that shit.
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>>160938903
>>160939084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLKzF1Tn5Dc
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>>160941450
>Sinistra Dissidente
Disgusting
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>>160940749
holy shit, this is awesome
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>>160942096

They're the only Jingoistic party in Italy at the moment, and I lost a lot of troops during my initial assault into France
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why is the ai in hoi4 so awful

why are the uk and france guaranteeing romania, what interest could they possibly have in guaranteeing a bunch of gypsies in fucking bucharest. its unrealistic as hell, they are already fighting the axis over poland why would they give a shit over yugoslav-soviet territorial ambitions in that region. why are aussies allover in the transylvanian mountains FHYUERAFJU
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Why Persia doesn't accept Tajiks and Pashtuns in Victoria 2? Actually, why Tajiks even exist, as they are a russian/soviet fabrication (as much of the central asian nations) to undermine iranian culture and persian rightfull supremacy, as are pashtuns/afghans as they exist now.
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At war with Turkey and Austria to dismantle them, just got gas attack. These slavroaches are going down.
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>>160942332
>unrealistic as hell
Found your problem. Hoi 4 is clearly designed to be played in multi-player so single player is gimped and will remain gimped for the rest of HOI 4s life. Make sure to shit on the incoming cold war dlc the give paradox shit for cancelling east versus west
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>>160943074
And now it's become a great war, as they were just discovered.

>>160942332
You got me a Gaddafi Wojak yet?
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>>160942332

Wew lad. What POSSIBLE interest could the allies have in guaranteeing the country with the SINGLE possible reachable oil source in Europe for Axis.
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>>160943416
Does this make you lads as hard as it does me?
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>>160943573

I see something wrong when I look at you trade and production...
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>>160943416
none to be found
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>>160909006
11k if I remember correctly.
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How can 7 lads be so based?
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>Ricky 2
>A Fucking Leaf can challenge the mighty USA
Dropped
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>>160944317
Ricky is a very powerful man
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Rule #1: Posts ending in either 4 or 7 will name my children.
Rule # 2: I will only accept actual names (meme names like Pepe are acceptable)
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>>160932860
None reall. You can buy the base game and pirate the DLC, or pirate it all.
>http://cs.rin.ru/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=63384


Ideas for EU4 award?
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>>160945246
that's not the image i selected what the fuck
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>>160945221
Muhammad

t. Future German
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>>160945387
>that's not the image i selected
And?
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>>160945394
Good choice
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>>160945563
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>>160945221
>>160945578
Is the girl you named Adolf Hitler still alive?
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Can you still play with pirated DLC? I want to finally buy eu4 but fuck paying for all those expansions. Rights of man is literally twice as expensive as the base game baka senpai
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>>160945654
Lol, that was 2 games ago.
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>>160940229
First you need to conquer lithuanian culture provinces. Then you should probably make a BelaRUSE vassal. March it and enjoy your comfy playthrough with developed bogs
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>>160945762
Yeah.
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>>160945792
Damn.
F
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>>160945012
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wiz is going to stream that meme-y victoria vn he was making desu.
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Are there any interesting nations outside europe for vicky?
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>>160946297
South America nations can be pretty fun and comfy.
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>>160946297
Japan, Chayna, any south american shithole, Persia, etc.
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>>160946401
Which ones in particular?

>>160946418
>Persia
How long do I afk?
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>People elect lazy fair party
>capitalists shut down all my liquor factories

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


>>160946297
USA, Argentina, Mexico, Japan, Australia, Persia, Qing
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>>160946543
>How long do I afk?
Less than a Japan game, which doesn't take all that long.

>>160946554
>People elect
That's where you fucked up, laddo.
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>>160946554
rip
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A-am I redpilled, /gsg/?
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>>160944068
During the war the King died, and his successor, a known objectant, was deemed unsuitable for rulership by the ruling fascist party. In a speech to the people of Rome it was declared that Umberto I was to be the last legal king of Italy and that from that moment the fascist party alone would guide the Italian state throughout the rest of the war.
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>>160946543
>>160946554
>Persia

Do I take western winds modifier or the other one?
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>>160946812
redbulled as FUCK my aryan /b/rother!!
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>>160947048
Fuck off schlomo, kikes not welcome
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After an extremely bloody war, I have managed to push the borders of the Holy Roman Empire into Pomerania.
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Rule #3: When you choose a name, have it be sex-appropriate
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>>160948173
Eva Braun
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>>160948213
Rolling for this.
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>>160948173
Franziska
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>Ostland is known for its large population of ogres
>Ostland is known for its hard frontiers man and alphas who protect the empire from chaos
>Ostland's symbol is literally a bull
Lmao how can those other beta electors even compete??
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>Hungary becomes Carpathia
>manages to marry the queen of Poland
>going to annex the entire east under the Arpad dynasty
>tfw as Jerusalem having to ensure that Europe doesn't launch itself into the victorian era of empires before I convert to EU4.
>tfw france is about to fall into the hands of scotland too and I'm going to have to ensure my cultural forefathers aren't wearing skirts after i sort out this mess
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>>160899789
>steamcordplaza
For me, this was the tip-off that you're talex
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>>160946819
>Not the heir-apparent being the founder and leader of the fascist party who coups the country due to the Great War crisis, declaring emergency powers to the fascist party creating the dictatorship with the prince being declared Il Duce.

1/10
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>>160949168
Show Scotland
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>>160949264
>talex
trob
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>ftw you can't steal tech from noone
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>>160950361
1. press ~
2. type in techpoints
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>>160949168
well maybe Gavelkind will sort those blobs out for you.

Crusaders inc. for me, Zurvan protect us.
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>>160949605

Fairly standard, but as a French cultured Jerusalem I must ensure France doesn't get completely fucked.
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>>160950361
>>tfw france is about to fall into the hands of scotland too and I'm going to have to ensure my cultural forefathers aren't wearing skirts after i sort out this mess
>Odin as spymaster
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>>160876883
Fun vic2 country? Preferably unciv
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>>160951313
Bolivia
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What should I do about madgascar in EU4, playing as catholic Britain btw.
Should I conquer it all, conquer the rich bits and establish a protectorate, get the capital but nothing else or what.
Also if they're at military lv10 and I'm 11 how many troops roughly of theirs can I take out with one infantry
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>>160951313
sokoto
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Okay I just integrated Bohemia as Brandenburg.
As seen here. But I have a question that I will ask in the next post
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>>160951792
This is the religious map. Protestantism is making its way around (including starting in my boarders). Should I wait to convert to adm 10 (which will be quite a ways away), or just convert now, lose the emporership, and be le ebin prussiaboo
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>>160951792
>>160951870
>being HREmperor
>as Brandenburg
Disgusting, go Prussia ASAP
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>>160946812
bigbenis jerking off his own shitpost
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Why is warri so good?
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>>160951792
>1506
>Poland hasn't integrated Mazovia
>Novgorod still exists
>England still own all their French territories
>Granada still exists
What is up with your AI?
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>>160952323
I don't know what is going on its fucking weird. The reformation even started in Mazovia. They got independence somehow
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>>160951313
>preferably unciv
Prussia
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>>160951976
I don't even want to be the god damn emporer faggots just keep voting for me
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>>160951313
>Preferably unciv
Ottoman Empire.
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>>160952725
>>160952725
>>160952725
>>160952725
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>>160952872
>22 liquormemes early
Die immediately
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>>160952872
>30 posts early
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>>160952872
>makes the new thread early for his ebin meme
is this what autism looks like?
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>>160939915
You should own albania
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