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Four or Eight Eyed? Alien Edition

Previous Thread: >>160589748

Andromeda Pastebin:

http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw

MEG's updated updated Pastebin:

http://pastebin.com/0326Anr2
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Tevos best girl
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Do you guys think that one Turian in ME3 adopted that girl whose parents died?
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Best Shep
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>>160854891
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>>160853608
Did everything wrong
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>>160853707
they fugged
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I like Jack
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>>160857241
I bet she constantly smells like sweat, cigarettes and cheap booze
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>>160857535
>sweat
Do biotic's sweat? they have to right?

>cigarettes
meh i don't mind, though i'd be surprised if they still had cigs 200 years in the future.

>cheap booze
most booze smell the same.
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Reminder that Jack is the contrarian choice
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>>160858127
>a smoking salarian
shit those bitches only live like 20 years. his ass must have a death wish
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>>160857913
TIM smokes.

The books mention that they've actually made cigarettes that have all the sensations of regular ones but with no health consequences due to their advanced technology. The books also mention that TIM decides to smoke the old fashioned lung-killing ones anyway just to be an edgelord.
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>>160858243
>due to their advanced technology
Walters?
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>>160858243
>TIM smokes.
oh shit right.

>>160858201
my dick is the contrarian choice
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>>160857913
>Do biotic's sweat? they have to right?
Kaiden was wiping sweat off every time you talked to him
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>>160858512
I never talked to Kaiden
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>>160858575
They sweat and exhaust just like normal. Only difference is that they can "use the force". Nothing else.
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>>160857913
>Do biotic's sweat? they have to right?

There is absolutely no reason as to why they wouldn't.
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>>160858127

>literally just found this guy

Huh. That's coincidental.
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>>160858748
lore says their metabolism is faster than average human and they use a lot of energy so they need to eat energy batons if fight goes for too long
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>>160860123
Too lazy to google and I just barely passed biology.

That means they sweat easier?
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>>160860259

No, sweating is the body trying to cool down. Biotics have a quicker metabolism meaning they burn through energy faster, and any energy you burn you need to replace. Generating dark energy fields by running electrical energy through eezo nodules in your nervous system takes a lot out of you.
Hence they need to consume more calories to keep up, that's also why they get a larger military ration than regular soldiers.
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>>160861003
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Why did we stop numbering the general threads?
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Which DLC from 2 and 3 would you guys call mandatory for the story?
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>>160858127
huh, a suicidal Salarian.
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>>160861735
None in 2. They're side stories. Sure, some of them are referenced later, but none are actually mandatory for the story. Nor do they even add that much.

Extended Cut in 3. Plus maybe Leviathan but that's just trying to salvage a story that's already been long broken. From Ashes also has a pretty important bit of story relevance but it's really only one scene that plays out more or less the same way without it anyway. So instead I'd recommend Citadel as the only paid DLC. Preferably with the Citadel Epilogue and JohnP Ending mods.
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>>160861510
i think it happened when they deleted the archives when he who shall not be named sold 4chan
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>>160861735
Arrival.
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>>160861735
Leviathan for ME3.
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>>160858332
>The Illusive Man took a long, slow drag, letting the nicotine fill his lungs. Tobacco had
been part of Terran culture for centuries, the act of smoking a common ritual in nearly every
developed nation on the globe. Small wonder, then, that this ubiquitous habit had followed
humanity into space. Various strains of tobacco had become popular exports for a number of
colonies, human and otherwise.

>There were those who even had the audacity to claim that several of the salarian brands
of genetically engineered leaf were superior to anything humanity had produced. The Illusive
Man, however, preferred his tobacco like his whiskey—homegrown. This particular cigarette
was made from crop cultivated in the vast fields sprawling across the landscape of the South
American heartland, one of Earth’s few remaining agriculturally viable regions.

>The traditional health risks associated with smoking were no longer a concern in the
twenty-second century; advances in the fields of chemistry and medical science had
eradicated diseases like emphysema and cancer. Yet there were still those who harbored a deep, fundamental hatred of this simple act. Ancient legislation passed in the mid-twenty-first century banning tobacco was still in effect within the borders of several of Earth’s nationstates. Many viewed cigarettes as morally abhorrent: a symbol of the callous and exploitive corporate indifference that caused millions of deaths in the pursuit of shareholder profit.

>For the Illusive Man, however, smoking represented something else entirely. The taste
curling across his tongue and down his throat, the tickle of smoke spreading through his
lungs, and the warm rush of nicotine spreading through his system brought both the comfort
of familiar routine and the satisfaction of physical craving: two essential elements of the
human condition.

ISN'T HE SO COOL AND BADASS AND SMOOTH LEL?
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>>160861735
>ME2
Arrival and Shadow Broker

>ME3
Leviathan
Extended Cut
Citadel(depending on how you feel about it)
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>>160862637
Shadow Broker and Citadel aren't mandatory for the story at all, dingus.
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>>160863336
SB explains how Liara became the SB, instead of just "hack these terminals for me"
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>>160861735
>buying dlc
you stupid idiots, just get codex
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>mfw playing Citadel for the first time
>mfw all this Javik bantz

He's the best.
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>>160863563
>"It appears this drone is preparing to rebel."
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>>160863435
How is that at all required? You can have James hack the fucking terminals.
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>>160864570
>James
wrong game, we're talking ME2 here, not 3
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>>160863774

>"This is Team Prothean, I have a higher body count than all of you combined."
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>>160857535
Those are some of her finer qualities.

>>160857913
>most booze smell the same.
Nigga, I'll fight you.
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>"Keelah Shepard, why do you keep dropping this data pad and making me pick it up?"
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I feel like the catalyst choices would have been better with at least one follower present

>both you and your bro shooting the power conduit or you shooting it while your LI hugs you
>Throwing yourself into the Citadel power beam while embracing your LI or doing the bro handshake
>one hand in each of the control conduits(this one might not work)
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>>160867052
>>160866970
pretty detailed
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>>160867452
desu that sounds pretty awful
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Holding h*nds with your waifu?
>https://my.mixtape.moe/wefdtr.mp4
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>>160868553
Probably does, it looks good in my head though
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>>160868678
Woah!! You're lucky it's Tuesday today.
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>>160866970
I'm sure she knows exactly why he keeps dropping it.
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>>160869264
Because she's gonna die if you fuck her and you need fap material? Or maybe because you're 5.
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>>160870160
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>>160870160
>she's gonna die if you fuck her

Maybe if your a disgusting fat greasy neckbeard with zits and gravysweat

If you're ubermensch like me you won't have a problem

Cleanliness is next to Godliness
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>>160870160
>Because she's gonna die if you fuck her

I don't know Shepard seemed to be able to do it without needing a funeral.
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>>160870950
Because shepard is a motherfucking OG nigger
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Fucking kek.
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>>160870160
She survived being shot numerous times, losing tons of blood, and being poisoned with polonium, all the way back at the beginning of the first game. She'll be fine after a good dicking.
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Do you guys still play the multiplayer?
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Anyone got a place for Mass Effect 2's DLC? I bought them a few years ago, but cannot for the life of me remember the password for the email I bought them on, and since that shit doesn't sync up with steam for whatever reason, they're expecting me to shell out a ridiculous amount of money a second time for this stuff.

Any help with this is appreciated.
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>>160874297

Aside from pirating it, I have no idea.
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Qt average waifus with qt average husbandos having average non-galaxy saving adventures?
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I swear to god, if there are no fucking Drell in Andromeda I am not going to buy it.
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>>160876060

Sure. Fighting off pirates during a haul throught the Traverse?
Driving a research rover far away from the colony?
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>>160875607
Yeah, my issue is that I can only find magnet links with less than 1MB/s download speeds, or MEGA links that throttle the speed down to like 1.5MB/s. I'd be waiting like 3-4 hours for that. Not the worst, but it's definitely not preferable either.

>>160876079
They made it sound like only the larger species got their own arks. Unless they're sharing them with other smaller species, I don't think we'll be seeing too many Drell unfortunately. Damn shame too, they're one of the cooler ones out there.
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>>160870839
>ubermensch
>engaging in degenerate xeno sex

pick one
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>>160864864
Who gives a fucking shit about terminal hacking in an optional sidemission? That's not vital to the story in any fucking way.
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>>160881952
>the armor gives her a fat ass
NICE
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>>160874297
try this maybe, bioware never took down the polish pirates
social.bioware.com/project/8167/
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>>160873340

Is this image from the game??
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>>160888042
yes.
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>mfw watching Grunt's drunken misadventure

Holy hell.
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>>160891258
You really like citadel dlc don't you?
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>>160892240

Some of this shit is fucking funny.
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>>160892375
Yeah but the other 99% is cringey fan service. Armax arena is the shit though
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>>160892793

>fan-service
>a bad thing

That's the whole point of the DLC?

I'd understand if it was the main game but its an optional thing
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>>160895813
Being shitty on purpose doesn't make it less shitty.
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>>160895813
>fan-service
>a bad thing
It can be sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HWD3PFKCFc
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How do you use gibbed save editor?

Going to play renegade but what's like the normal level and stuff I should be?

also yes I've giving myself way more resources because fuck that mining shit again
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>>160900547
Download a save and modify it. Google the values you're unsure of to avoid issues.
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>>160900547
>200,000 credits

gone as soon as you land on omega
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Hanar Frigate Concept (rework from Elcor and Hanar Ship)

The Hanar have a little fleet composed 3 type of ships: Corvettes, Frigates and Cruisers.

The Hanar Frigate was design as a fast combat Ship, but with a cargo space for transport.

Like Every Hanar ship, have the capability of submerge and sail in Kahje oceans.

The ship have a hybrid interior: a water space for Hanar (fishbowl) and other normal part for Drell Crew. The Drell generally control the ship (but the captains are Hanar), but in emergency case, exist a secondary bridge controlled by Hanar inside the Fishbowl.

WEAPONS

- 4 Medium Mass Accelerator Cannons.
- 4 Small Mass Accelerator Cannons.

LENGHT: 288 Mts
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>tfw at the part in ME2 where you finish all the sidequests before getting the IFF

i dont know how people like this game more than ME1 or 3
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>>160898612
You are sorely mistaken if you think that was serving any fans.

I would've preferred to have Shepard take her on a date to the sushi place. She said she wanted to go when she had proven her worth to the galaxy. Now she's a an admiral with a body count in the hundreds and a Spectre boyfriend.
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>>160902249
They're stupid. Probably the same people who like the JJ Abrams Star Trek movies more than TNG.
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>>160902249
because they fell for the """great characters""" meme when 2/3 of them are cliches who spend their screen time talking about how edgelord they are and giving their incredibly exaggerated backstories.
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>>160903439
>great characters

I feel ya homie, half these characters are trash
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I'm hoping Andromeda has different aliens on different planets and not just the same enemies on every single planet

I liked this mission, coming across a new bad guy is always fun
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>>160891258
>>160892240
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>>160903950
I hope they will actually make the planets themselves alien and unique. NMS caught a lot of shit but it was the first game in like a decade or two that had these radically cool environments you got to explore. Andromeda better have more than the standard set of cookie cutter planets for me to really be interested in it.
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>>160906665
They did say that some planets might have huge alien threats that you'll need to beef up to fight, kind of like the dragons in Inquisition

here's hoping it isn't just a thresher maw on every planet
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>>160907046
The trailer shows some pretty cool monsters. Also the Johnny Cash trailer had a lot of different planets
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>>160907090
I mean, I'm gonna buy it regardless, but my only gripe at the moment is that Sheploo will never be topped, honestly

that is one handsome man
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>>160907136
Oh God, never. Hopefully the customization will be good so we can rid ourselves of that fairy excuse for a protag
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>>160908075
im just hoping the beard options are better than inquisition, they were very lackluster in that
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>>160908573
I've never played it but from what I've seen hair in that game is garbage. Bioware cannot do hair well
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>>160907046
I think the dragon equivalent will be those big squid robot things that we saw very briefly in a trailer.
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>>160909016
I hope there are organic bosses as well
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I keep seeing people call Bioware racists and ''anti-white''

It looks like a producer or writer or something like that on MA had a twitter meltdown, but I can't find out who.

Anyone knows?
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>>160910271
Probably the Indian guy
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>>160910271
Manveer Heir m8
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>>160910365
Thanks
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>>160910325
Streetshitter. I seriously wonder what Bioware was thinking when employing that guy. If not for him I would probably have pre-ordered Andromeda.
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>>160910830
>If not for him I would probably have pre-ordered Andromeda.

Same here

We need to make bioware great again
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>>160910830
Same. I'll probably buy Andromeda off someone on CL for $20 a month or two after its released.
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>>160910365
at least hes only a gameplay designer, which means he's a literal nobody in a sea of of other gameplay designers
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>>160911018
>create white character
>go to kill enemies
>gun explodes in my hand
>Harbinger laughs in the background while a "Better Luck Next Time White Boy" screen appears.
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>>160911018
What amazes me is that EA, a company that cares ONLY about profit, allows these people to damage their income by alienating their audience.

It just doesn't make any sense
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>>160911170
To be fair, your average consumer who will buy the new mass effect game doesn't know and likely wouldn't much care who this guy is, even if they're white
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>>160911229
A fair point, still annoying though if you're one of the people that DOES know about him.

ME is one of my favourite game series, and I really do want to play Andromeda but I also don't want to help pay the wages of this asshole
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>>160911170
lots of companies and corporate bosses have a liberal agenda or appear to have one while being economically conservative. EA is one of those appearing to have it. if there was some other form of looking modern popular right now, they'd be that instead.
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>>160910365
Thank gods he's only a gameplay designer and not a writer
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have they showed what notmaleshepard is gonna sound like in andromeda?

it would really take me out of the game if he sounded like a huge namby pamby
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>>160911747
Really wish a game would have Michael Ironside as the VA for the main character just once before he dies.
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>>160911747
As in Male Ryder or Dad Ryder?

From the Male Ryder trailer, he says like one or two lines, sounds like a Generic young American guy, but it's not bad

Dad Ryder is voiced by based Clancy Brown so no problems there
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>>160911967
male ryder, I know that dadryder is Clancy "The Kurgan" Brown
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>>160911868
you mean kind of like Splinter Cell
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>>160911868
He was sam fisher from splinter cell if you didn't know
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>>160912068
>>160912112
Yea besides that. Haven't played Splinter Cell in forever though.
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Alright fellas, so I finished Mass Effect last week and am almost done Mass Effect 2, I played both as a Soldier but I'm really not feeling it.

I don't feel like playing a Soldier in 3, I've played a Vanguard and Adept and both are incredibly fun, but I'm not sure which to pick.

Soldier is so, so boring
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No, thank you.
>http://b9tribeca.deviantart.com/art/SUPER-JACK-ME2-3-646934303
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>>160912192
Engineer or kys
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>>160912302
I have never liked tech powers in mass effect, are they better in 3, because they were boring as heck in 1 and 2
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>>160912326
They are all right. Seems like they were just hastily added in to create a tech version of an adept.
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>>160876478
Sounds wonderful.

>>160903950
Me too. And the fog was a nice touch.

>>160906665
God yes.
And more weird planets, like that one. Planets that make you wonder how people live, with interesting environments and characters.
And a planet with insane snow storms and comfy little habitat domes.

>>160907046
I predict bullet-sponges.

>>160909016
Comfy/10
I wish modern sci-i games weren't so afraid of sleekness and colour.
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>>160911967
I wish you got to play as dad Ryder, creating your perfect daughteru and inevitably gay son you have to whack some sense into. I need a space dad simulator, would be a great motivation for fixing stuff in Andromeda so that your kids will be able to settle down somewhere without a looming threat.

Then the sequel would have you play as one of the two kids you created in the first game. Choices you made would have consequences that dad Ryder never lived to see and a new conflict arises. Could even do this chiastic stuff George Lucas did, do the kids follow in their father's footsteps knowing what kind of results that had. Will you hold promises your father made when it hurts you to keep them?

Real wasted opportunity here with the generational stuff.
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>>160912516
Kind of this. Would be funny to play as mother or dad Ryder, kick ass and teach kids how to Andromeda.
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>>160912516
Yeah, Dad Ryder LOOKS like N7 material too

I'm hoping that over the course of the game, the PC gets more and more worn and rugged due to conflict, tough decisions etc etc

I know male ryder looks like a little fuckboi atm but I wouldn't mind if by the end of the game he looks like he's been through some shit

That said, I'm customising him at the start of the game so that he doesn't look like a fag anyway.

It's weird, I only ever saw Shepard as Sheploo, I couldn't accept any other faces, but with Male Ryder, I can't accept the default face, it's just so shit.
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>>160867052
Nice, and how do they make it quit the orbit, with plasma ?
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>>160896594
It's called parody you cuck
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>>160912608
>It's weird, I only ever saw Shepard as Sheploo, I couldn't accept any other faces

Same, I tried starting the game with a custom shep once and instantly had to restart as Sheploo
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>>160912608
>I'm hoping that over the course of the game, the PC gets more and more worn and rugged due to conflict, tough decisions etc etc
I fucking wish. Has anything like this ever been done in a game before?
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>>160912689
In Witcher 3 your hair/beard grows as the game progresses, you can get it cut at a barber but it will still grow back if you dont keep shaving
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>>160912841
Ah. If it worked well enough I expect Bioware will copy it. Days of them trying something like that on their own seem long gone
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>>160912689
Fable 2, you character gets and looks older as the game progresses and you get a scar every time you "die",
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>mordin's doodles and classified n7 documents on jacks desk from teltin

makes perfect sense
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>>160912580
I just realised why they couldn't let you play as space mom or dad, unless you're a huge slut your romance would already be locked down and Bioware can't write mature dialogue between a non dysfunctional couple. Real shame, because that would actually be incredibly fresh, especially if your hubby/lovebunny didn't die five minutes into the story.
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>>160912685
Yeah, custom faces look really shitty for some reason

Maybe it's just because Sheploo is Aesthetic as fuck
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>>160912987
I know what you mean, he's pretty much perfect
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>>160912917
The Fable games are incredibly underrated, as is Black & White. The fact that you could see exactly what kind of character you've made and what they had been through in Fable was amazing.
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I just realised that there are no brown eyed Asari

nice
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>>160912608
I hope there's one uncucked aryan default selection, my sliderfu is terrible and I always end up with horrible abominations when I try to customize in any game.
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>>160913189
You just wait until Andromeda is out, we have made some big improvements in the diversity department.
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>>160912326
I love them in 3, because Tech Bursts and Fire Explosions are OP and easy as hell to spam. Energy Drain/Overlord is basically the best power in the game.
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>>160912326
Slam and Incinerate in 2 wreck everything as Engineer

Slam is especially potent on Husks, it recharges fast and hits hard
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>>160913189

Yes, there is.
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>>160913559
is there?

who?

I don't remember any
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>>160913559
Who?
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>>160913559
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>>160913353
What more can they possibly add? Already have men and women, straight/gays along with whites, blacks, asians, latino's and everything else in between.
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>>160913559
Never mind, just remembered

Matriarch Aethyta has brown eyes

Not surprising considering she's the ugliest Asari in the game
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>>160913647

First image on the wiki. Also Aethyta.
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>>160913668
--OFFICIAL ASARI POWER RANKINGS--

Shiala > Tevos > Liara > Morinth > Aria > Samara >>> Benezia > burnt dog shit >>>>>>> Aethyta
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>>160913715

Also this bonehead.
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Pure blood Asari are always blue?

Like for example, a green Asari with a blue Asari yields another blue Asari or is it a mix of both?
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>>160913836
>Shiala
>Being this high
>After spending untold amounts of time having the Thorian's plant dicks inside her
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>>160913836
>Morinth above Samara

Did you hit your head?
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>>160911868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTECNKpZAM4

that'd be cool
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>>160913657
You don't want to know how deep the rabbit hole of "progressivism" goes. There are liberal academics out there that deny that biological gender exist just for starters. It's too soon for pedo stuff but if the series survives long enough you can expect that to be in too eventually.
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>>160913836
Whole T'Soni family is shit tbqh.
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>>160913853

The asari child doesn't receive anything from the 'father'.
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>>160913657
trannies and trans-racial characters
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>>160913965
Liara flat out states that she's barely more then a child to the Asari. So they've kind of already tried to work that angle in.
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>>160913965
>It's too soon for pedo stuff but if the series survives long enough you can expect that to be in too eventually.
that's going against existing laws though
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>>160914057
Yeah but that only counts if you're asari, shes over 100 years old in mass effect 1, that xeno scum is grandma tier for humans
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>>160914046
>trans-racial
How would that even work?
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>>160914121
>I was born white but I identify as a criminal black
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>>160914195
>Bioware is eventually run into the ground because they try to make tran-niggers a thing
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>>160914057
I was thinking more along the line of the satanic child rape by the likes of Podesta, not an underage grill getting a crush on a spess merine.
>>160914108
Expect those laws to change in the future, they're already trying to normalise paedophilia and bestiality just like they did with homosexuality way back.
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>>160914121
drinking bleach I guess
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>>160914247
Fuck I can't wait for the 2nd American Civil War so I can move to the South and not be subjected to degenerate shit like that.
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>>160914121
In Mass Effect? A self hating human paints herself blue and wear a squid thing on her head and demands to be seen as Asari.
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>>160914482
Mass Effect is already filled with self hating humans, just look at all the interspecies relationships in that game. Absolutely disgusting xeno scum
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>>160914195
>This is actually a thing.
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>>160914561
I'm talking such extreme self loathing that goes far beyond miscegenation and flushing your heritage down your toilet and into mental instability territory, when the self hate is so intense you become delusional about your identity because your psyche couldn't cope with it.
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>mfw the save I am using has both Mordin and Samara dead

What kind of fucking nigger messed up this badly and then lied on the internet to get people to use his save?
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>>160915079
Same kind of nigger that uses other peoples saves?
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>>160915128

ME3 came out almost five years ago, do you really think I am still using the same computer? Hell no. Those saves are two computer builds back.
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>>160915159
So upload yours to the internet and then download them to your new pc.
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>>160915159
>Not backing it up
Someone's backing up your data and it ain't you, why is that?
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>>160915254
>>160915280

If only I could control space and time. I wasn't even aware of the Mass Effect saves site until ME3 came out in the first place.
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>>160915346
Just ask NSA nicely and they might give you your old saves.
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>>160911170
>alienating their audience.

How big portion of audience follows individual employees on social media?
I'd say vast majority literally only cares about finished product and don't give two shits about who or how produces it, just like with everything else.
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>>160915605
is this photoshop? cause that head is way to big for that body
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>>160915605
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>>160915445
Still, he's a liability and if Bioware wasn't targeting mainly introverted waifufags this would have been a pretty big PR problem. As it is this shit hasn't gotten enough spread to matter.
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Is Omega worth playing or not?
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>>160916104
50/50 either way. Its like almost all of the DLC in that it adds nothing to the main game
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>>160916104
The villain is so generic that it's almost painful however the DLC itself is pretty fun, doesn't really add to the main story but it's a good DLC nonetheless

Also it means that there's yet another asari who wants some sheploo cock
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>>160915661
M8 have you seen Miranda's head?

It's fucking huge
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>>160916748
Yeah but theres a difference between a human being and a badly made video game character
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>>160916104
Not really.
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>>160916104

Haven't played it, myself, but it looks like your typical 'run around in corridors and shooting for two hours' type of DLC.
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>>160917683
It is, with feminism sprinkled on top.
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IF I PULL THAT OFF WILL YOU DIE?
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Post best shop origin and profile

Pro tip literally colonist and any profile
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>>160920956
>shop

I meant shep fucking autocorrect
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/saverachni/?
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>>160920956
>>160921071

I liked Colonist and War Hero myself

Earthborn is good but it's Cliche and Spacer doesn't really fit Shepard's Character

Sole Survivor is moot from the start seeing as you're not actually the sole survivor, another soldier survives akuze

I don't like Ruthless because Shepards dialogue choices never really reflect this background, especially romance options
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>>160922215
I saved the Rachni in both 1 and 3 in my first playthrough because I was a moralfag and they reward your mercy by killing alliance scientists and fucking with the crucible, I destroy them completely after that
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>>160923046
They are also the reason Krogan got uplifted and later genophaged
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>>160920662
It would be extremely lewd
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>mfw after three games Soldier is still the only class that can use Assault Rifles

I really hope this changes in Andromeda. I am getting real fucking tired of shotguns.
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>>160924914
wat?
every class can use assault rifles in 3.
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>>160924914
In ME3 you can use all weapons no matter what class you are

You can fuck around with the game files in 2 and 3 to unlock all weapon types for your character, haven't done it myself but it looks simple enough, but yeah, you'd think an N7 operator would be adept with every weapon system by default, I understand having bonuses to certain weapons depending on your class but why restrict them
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>Shepard Commander
>I'll pick Destroy in the end anyway
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What is the worst enemy in Mass Effect and why is it Banshees?
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>>160925736

Any enemy with insta-kill ability.
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>>160925736
>Instakill move no matter how much health or shields you have
>Annoying fucking tracking bolt thing that goes through cover and drains health
>Teleporting towards you
>Definition of bullet sponge
>Takes no headshot damage
>Force you out of cover to be assraped by other Reaper forces because cover is the only way to survive on higher difficulties

Fuck these cunts.
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>>160925736
>>160926825
>>160926851
>casuals that never got gud
keep your distance
call your teammates to you all the time
instakillmove can be interrupted by powers
teleporting can be interrupted by powers
bring the black widow with you and focus on one banshee at the time
there, easy...fuck London tho
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>>160927048
>Liaradrone starts bullshitting again
Just fucking kill yourself already you worthless piece of shit. None of that shit can be interrupted by powers, and good fucking luck with any of that if you're not playing as a biotic.
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>>160926851
Every enemy has headshot vulnerability or some equivalent as far as I know, and any "sync-kill" is impossible if you're on a different elevation, as on ramps or stairs
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>>160927376
>whine about a pisseasy game being to hard
>get assblasted mad when somebody points out your incompetence
just play tetris you fucking scrub
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>>160927574
>whine about a pisseasy game being to hard
If you weren't illiterate like the worthless bag of dogshit that you are then you would realise that one enemy isn't the entire game, but that would contradict your corpse of a point and we couldn't have that could we?
>get assblasted mad when somebody points out your incompetence
Somebody hmm? Who the fuck could that be? Don't try and pretend you aren't the same infectious stain of a person making the same comments. Especially when you go on to complain about a section of the game (London) and then never mention it again because that would reveal you as a hypocritical fuckpiece. All those points were valid and you just resorted to bitching about "powers" without specifying. Despite the fact that Banshees are invulnerable to nearly every power that doesn't drain barriers.
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>tfw no romance shep

I AM MARRIED TO THE MISSION
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>>160927890
are you all right man?
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Why is there so little SFM material of Kelly Chambers?
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>>160928495
Because kelly a shit
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>>160928495
too slutty even for SFM
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Nyreen's death is very grating.

Playing ME3 again after so long, I almost forgot why I retroactively hate this entire series, and Bioware as a whole. Just one of many stupid, stupid, stupid fucking things that this game will be full of by the time it's over. It's all coming back to me now. What a perfect example of pulling false stakes and consequences out of your ass for impact. Pure schlock writing. More unforgivable is that in the process they throw the only female Turian we've ever seen and already a better character than Aria in spite of knowing her for an hour at best, in the trash bin.

I should probably just uninstall it now, to be honest. Jesus Christ I hope Bioware HQ burns down with everyone trapped inside.

P.S. Aria is a shit character voiced by a shitty, irrelevant actress known exclusively for one passable movie in a trilogy of garbage. Her bluster and tough girl act is annoying at its best given who you are in the context of the storyline.
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>>160929209
I'm sure that "talent" isn't working there anymore
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>>160906665
So far the planets mostly just look like single environments on Earth, but an entire planet instead of one region.
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anyone else dream about mass effect?
i did, it was kinda cool.

I was in Shepard's pov and on some fucking mission, like we we're supposed to stop a ship from delivering "something" and so we attacked a alliance ship or base.
i remember sticking a gun in some important looking guys face and then going around pressing buttons that we're beeping.
then i press one and for some reason it's the right one and i pick up a phone and it's the captain of that ship carrying the "something" and i demand he throw it overboard(like it was a sea ship, not a space one)

then a bunch of security come in and i hang up the phone and go full biotic god, i attack them hurt my squad (garrus and liara i think). at this point it felt like my powers over whelmed me and felt legit angry. like I was angry and it went into my dream.

then i run out the room and security is still chasing me, at this point i got a smokey, shiny, biotic field all around me and then i see down the hall and there's Jack, Grunt and Tali, running towards me(with Jack in front cause im a jackfag)

but i'm still feeling angry and security is till chasing me and they're coming closer and i can see thier faces, they look happy and relieved but i just feel anger and their faces change the closer i get to them

then once i'm close enough i swat away Jack with my right arm with a huge biotic wave of fucking blue shit. and the rest of them fall down or something.

and i just keep on running.


what does it mean guys? i haven't even played ME recently.
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>>160912660
>if it's stupid then it's just parodying itself
You even had to throw in a 'cuck' to make absolutely sure everyone knew you were a complete fucking retard.
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>>160925736
Fucking Scions by far.

>as much armor as Atlas mechs
>rapid fire pulse cannon where each single shot does more damage than an Atlas's rocket
>can fire a dozen grenades in one shot to flush you out of cover
>game still treats them like fucking Ravagers and Dragoons with their spawn waves
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>>160930782
i fucking hate the dead reaper mission in me2 beacuse of them
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>>160924914
Bitch, you can use any gun you want in ME3 and you can unlock AR access in ME1 and ME2 on subsequent playthroughs.
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>>160931471
fuck am i lookin at? either way not gonna lie i'd fuck that salarian. looks like a fuckable older woman. like Blythe Danner
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>>160858243
>edgelord
Kek
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Shock Trooper or Command
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>>160931471
nice facial muscles on that turian
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479631343582.webm
>tfw will never have a firefight in ME that is this intense.
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>>160934743
>tfw the weapons in Mass Effect will never have the snappy sound of a proper weapon
>the explosions will never have a really satisfying boom

The sound design could be a lot better in Mass Effect. Add to that more enemies on screen, 3 squadmates and more open areas, and you'd have an even greater game.
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>>160934743
How many MOVIES even have shootouts that intense?
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>>160934743
you know eddy, if you grew your hair long you'd look like Val Kilmer there.
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>>160935105
off the top of my head
>beginning of Predator II
>parts of John Wick
>Dredd
>Leon the Professional (not the sheer amount of bullets but by intensity)
>The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (intense)
>Assassins (even though it feels more like a comedy nowadays)
>Commando (same)
>Desperado (same)
>Last Man Standing
>Masters of the Universe (haha)
>parts of any Die Hard movie
>Black Hawk Down
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>>160936481
>>Black Hawk Down

N7 or not, that's a hot weapon.
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I have a funny feeling that despite her retarded portrayal in the trailers, she might actually end up being alright

She kind of reminds me of Mission
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>>160937734
>putting this little effort in your shitposts
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>>160937734
I doubt that I'll like her much. Her outfit is plain ridiculous or she has the hardest abs ever. She seems plain idiot and hopefully the writers to above and beyond to make her actually work. Too much like Sera from DA:I and I hated that slag.
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>>160938251
I'm not shitposting, I'm being serious, she's got an alright VA and so far all we've seen are some retarded animations and a stupid bio

Bioware wouldn't make the Sera mistake twice, they just wouldn't
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https://my.mixtape.moe/kpumhl.webm
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>>160938721

Why post a .webm of Lara here?
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>>160937734
She's Jack 2.0
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>>160936481
Aside from Die Hard 1 and Black Hawk Down those movies all have much goofier shootouts than Heat.
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>>160938695
>Bioware wouldn't make the Carth mistake twice, they just wouldn't
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>>160939640
Not even remotely. She's Space Sera.
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>>160942080
>space Sera
OH FUCK MY LIFE SIDEWAYS! Last thing Andromeda needs is another bratty cunt
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>>160920956
Spacer cause you get to talk to your mommy
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does anyone here still play multiplayer on PC?
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>>160944105
Plenty of people do
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http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2016/11/23/six-fun-activities-to-pursue-in-mass-effect-andromeda.aspx

New shite bois
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>>160944560
lel
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>>160944560
>Literally everything you can do in Mass effect 1, but now with loyalty missions

BRAVO BIOWARE

BRAVO

TRULY AN INSPIRING AND ORIGINAL GAME
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>>160944560
>Scanning
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>>160944560
but how many aliens will I get to fuck?
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>>160944560
>no solid info
>just buzzwords
Will we get unedited gameplay footage and proper info a day before release maybe? I doubt it honestly.
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>>160944797
Don't forget that Ryder will be the most important asset of the Andromeda Initiative and regarded as a hero. But still Ryder has to gather all the minerals and resources all by himself. Oh and there's still no immersion or depth in the regular people who came to Andromeda, so it will be DA:I in space with the repeating and boring side missions.
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>>160944560
DA:I in space

Literally.
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>>160944937
its not that kind of scanning
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>>160945056
Supposed to happen in january, and they still haven't announced the release date even though it's been in development since ME3
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>tfw just cancelled my pre-order
feels good lads, might pirate in a few years but fuck this. Bioware are done
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>>160945178
Inquistion was a messy clusterfuck. God I hated how the Inquisitor was told to be one of the most powerful individuals on Thedas and there was no impression about actually commanding and taking the responsibility. Like is it really so fucking hard to order the recruits to gather some herbs so boos gets potions? Or ask the goddamn Empress of Orlais for some supplies, so the Inquisitor can pimp her castle into a proper brothel.
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>>160945291
Yeah it seems it's the stop-and-press-button-on-rock type of scanning, which is still filler garbage
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>Mass Effect: Andromeda: Collectors edition does not include Mass Effect: Andromeda
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>>160945429
Anyone else hear Metroid-music in their head right now?
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>>160945376
This. Shame that Bioware has been so close to greatness but they've failed.
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>>160945560
I'm still waiting for the deluxe edition to be available physically for PC
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>>160945376
You don't even have to not buy it if your ME addiction is that bad. Just don't buy it in the first month of release, the kikes at EA only speak shekels
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>>160935425
I've actually been considering long hair. Mostlly out of curiosity as to how I'd look with it.

>>160935082
It's a shame. I feel ME could have benefitted from fewer enemies that are more dangerous, like in ME1 where many encounters were a challenge, for me at least. While in ME2 you just breeze through legions of mercs and Geth.

>>160936481
>Dredd
I love that movie, I really hope we get a sequel for it sometime.

>>160937734
I feel only a full remake of her charachter would make me like her, I've seen nothing about her that I like.

>>160938721
Nice animation, but her name is one i short of ME.

>>160945039
Asking the important questions.

>>160945376
Good man.
I'll never preorder a game, it's like paying for a car still in development. You want a Ferrari but might end up with a reliant robin with carstop exclusive blue paint and front wheel spokes only available to preorders
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>>160945914
>it's like paying for a car still in development

People do this very, very often
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>>160944560
>Using this tech, you can reveal all the points of interest on the map.
do they go the ubisoft road of an open world littered with meaningless collectibles?
why doesnt the Tempest reveal POI?

>>160944716
does the m8 have magazines now or what is it sticking out of it?
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>>160946384
That face is so derpy
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>>160945376
>even considering buying it in the first placew
Miroslav pls
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At a comfortable cruising speed of 10ly/day, it would take 27 years to cross the diameter of the milky way,

If the arks leave during ME2 even from any point within the galaxy, then there is absolutely no way that they would be able to escape the consequences of the catalyst, they'd be caught in whatever pulse is sent through the mass relays, they've already said that the journey takes 600 years which means that the ships will have to be going roughly 11ly/day

Bioware either won't bother addressing this, come up with some weird bullshit way that they escape the MR pulses(probably plot armor hulls) OR the control ending will be canon seeing as the pulses won't synthesise the occupants or destroy all synthetics aboard

I just don't see how Bioware can avoid the consequences of ME3
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>>160946682
Didn't that retcon dlc they made make it so the pulses werent that big of a deal, and just kinda damaged the relays and didnt outright destroy them with a massive pulse
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>>160946682
safest bet is probably to make the rejection ending canon, which fucking nobody wants

>>160946874
I thought mass relay travel was instantaneous, but alliance ships can travel at like 15ly/day anyway, but the pulses that the mass relays give out from the catalyst travel way faster than light if that ending cinematic is anything to go off
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>>160946682
They start at the edge of the Milky Way and leave it entirely within less than a year, thus escaping the range of the pulses?
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>>160942308
Why wasn't Blood Dragon Armour in DAI? Did they think it didn't deserve to be ruined by being featured in that pile of shit game?
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>>160947105
if mass relay travel is instant, what's to stop them from traveling to the edge of the milky way and just cruising from there
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>>160947105
>>160947959

According to the timeline, the Arks depart somewhere between December 7th 2185 and December 31st 2185

ME3 begins in very late september or very early october 2186, If they DID escape the pulses, it would literally be by maybe a week or two
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>>160945401
>her castle
>her

die
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>>160948830
>yfw people unironically play femshep or any female in bioware games
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>>160949004
>people unironically are to insecure to play as the different gender
kektop, Femshep makes ME so much better, I pity you for not experiencing it
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>>160949294
>some old hag with smokers voice makes me a better experience

jennifer hale will never ever be good at anything, except for being old
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>>160949397
Hale only gave the voice for Femshep, if you cant see beyond that then its even sadder.
Either way, she did a way better job than Meer anyway.
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>>160949594
>Either way, she did a way better job than Meer anyway.

incorrect, delusional even
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>>160935082

Weapon sound effects can be fairly hard to pull off in vidya for whatever reason, even in more realistic shooters like the ARMA series vanilla gunshots and explosions don't sound that great.
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>>160949594
>only the voice

you mean the thing you have to hear non stop for 3 games that sounds like cigarettes and cheap booze
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>>160945178

This was predicted, and you all didn't listen.
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>>160949757
wew m8, you really picked your target.
I just wonder how you can stand listening to Liara the whole time since Ali sounds way more rusty than Hale.
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>>160949928
I cant stand listening to liara, shes just as bad as hale except she gets worse with every game where as hale has always just been bad
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>>160945114

It's a video game, ya mong. No matter how rich and successful you get in GTA, you're doing errand-boy bitch work right up until the final mission and never get your own crew or criminal enterprises beyond some shitty properties.
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>>160950048
>being this autistic about the only 2 characters that make ME playable

sad, really.
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>>160949928
Both of them have the same, croaky, hoarse voice that sounds like they're about to go into a coughing fit after every line.
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>>160950297
>xeno scum making the game playable
>40 year old trailer trash with throat cancer making the game playable

sure, if you're stupid
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>>160950362
>>160950380
>all these triggered sheploo fags
go suck a dick ya cunts
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>>160949928
>I just wonder how you can stand listening to Liara

I can't. Liara's voice acting is terrible.
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>>160950651
There's a reason they got a male model for real shepard and never bothered with anything for femshep, its cause no one cares about femshep, especially with that 40 year old smokers voice
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>>160951050
>lashing out like a 5 year old on the internet
someone didnt get his nap?
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>>160950651
>Fags
>Says the lesbo loving Liaradrone

Kill yourself.
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>>160951346
I did get my nap, it was a pretty good nap too

it still doesn't make femshep any better though
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>>160951354
It was only a matter of time until you showed up.

>>160951381
how can something get better when it already reached its pinnacle of perfection?
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>>160951504
>how can something get better when it already reached its pinnacle of perfection?

and you're asking if people have taken their naps? You've got sleep deprivation, which is known to cause delusions and hysteria
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>>160951504
>showed up
What you didn't want your shitposting spree to be impeded? They don't even have to mention Liara or Femshep for you to automatically start bitching at people, case in point:
>>160927048
>>160927574
>>160928293
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>>160951504
that picture disproves your comment, that bitch is ugly as fuck in that picture lmao
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>>160951504
reddit pls go
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>>160951595
>>160951690
>>160951774
>>160951847
>all these assmad (You)'s
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>>160951954
You can pretend all you want but that still wont change facts bro
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>>160951954
So then you attempt to refute those points by posting degeneracy. What a specimen you are.
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>>160951987
>>160952210
>implying I want to change anyones mind
I am just here to make fun of the pleb.
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>>160952367
>calls others plebes
>uses femshep

this is kinda like that one Alanis Morrisette song but I can't quite remember the name
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>>160950651
>there are people in this thread who genuinely think that this is beautiful or sexy
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>>160945376

I will probably end up preordering.
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>>160956026
same

does anyone know if they're gonna release a physical copy of the deluxe edition on pc?
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>>160956026
>>160956173
>pre-ordering anything
>much less something from EA
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>>160958310
Probably because I'm going to buy it anyway, no matter how shitty it is.
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>>160958535
Thank you for being honest
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>>160958962
Also I'm way too impatient to wait for sales, so I'm just going to spend lots of disposable currency to immediately bang alien qt's. And in the worst case, I get the Asari Sera as the only female alien.
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>>160952436
I'm okay with that
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>>160945178
Good.

I liked DA:I.

I hope there will be a nice and comfy card game session at some point.
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I played as Femshep once

I rather my guy have no emotion in his voice than sound like a raspy chain smoker
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>>160952436

Will she let me eat her butt?
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>>160958310
I've pre ordered every battlefield all the way back to 2, (I only played 1942 at a lan cafe)

I've pre ordered every Mass Effect and Dragon Age, I even pre ordered Jade Empire

so yeah, of course I'd pre order Andromeda, just like I did with BF1
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>>160960748
EA enabler
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>>160960820
what can I say
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>>160961161
>>160960748
Don't say anything, just kill your self.
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>>160961285
No can do bro, Andromeda is out soon
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I preordered, but then again the only videogames I play are Xcom and Mass effect. Or at least new games. I guess I still play RE4 or mario baseball a lot
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Qt waifu greentexts?
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>>160961921
Those are always welcome.
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>>160961921
>tali has a nice but
>I put my dick in her
>she liked it

the end
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>>160961921
>roses are read
>violets are blue
>aliens are disgusting
>and so are you
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>>160961921
i have some saved.
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>>160962364
red, read, whats the difference
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>ywn motorboat a british space milf
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>>160963339
this is what im talking about
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>>160961161

Peggle is a legitimately good game.
>>
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>>160966165
The fuck is this heresy?
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>>160961161
you should end your miserable life m8
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>>160967739
but my life isn't miserable at all
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>>160967783
if you play these games I am sure you are.
or you were born in an 3rd world country in civil war and this is the first glimpse of western world you expierience and think this is the best shit.
No shame Nibaktu, there are way better games out there, dont settle with EA junk.
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>>160967927
I was born in a first world country, my life is far from miserable and I enjoy EA games

you're not mad at other peoples tastes, are you?
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>>160945560
Are you talking about the RC car?
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>>160968164
m8, the only good games are BF 1942 and Mirrors Edge.
I strongly suggest your post is bait since nobody with a functioning brain would pay for the rest of the trash or even feel proud about it. Or maybe you just like to get abused.
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>>160949594
>Either way, she did a way better job than Meer anyway.
Bullshit. She got much worse with each game while Meer got better.
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>>160968438
Mirrors Edge is actually trash, now for sure I know you're "avin a laff" as the british would say

but hey, if thats your actual factual opinion then hold on to it bro, its yours and no one can take it away from you
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>>160968603
eh, it tried something new what is suprisingly rare for EA and what it wanted to do it did in a good job. I had fun.
shame the second part was complete trash.
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>>160968756
I haven't tried the second one, I have Origin Access though so I should get around to trying it but I just never liked Mirrors Edge
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>>160968831
why pay for trash?
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>>160969113
the same reason you pay for your chinese cartoon dolls, because I can
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>>160969202
ye well, thats pretty nice, but dont you feel silly to get ripped off time after time?
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>>160969349
I would only be getting ripped off if I didn't enjoy what I got, so no
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>>160969379
pretty low standards, have a good night.
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>>160969470
I mean, again, no one is gonna hold your opinion against you brother
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why is he so perfect?
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this whole EA discussion is gay
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>>160970049
>tfw no Prothean bf
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>>160970049
cause with his every action he's representing his entire civilization

most people would buckle under that kind of stress, but Javik aint no people. he's as cool as the other side of the pillow
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>>160970096
You're telling me, we're in a general for a game series published by EA
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>>160970269
>/meg/ =/= EA cock licking general
That being said, you two faggos need to do less shitposting and do more waifu posting
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>>160970269
and got ruined by EA
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>>160970528
As you wish
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>>160970556
no, bioware did all the ruining themselves with no help of ea
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>>160970528
i aint about that waifu life bro, im about that galaxy saving life
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>>160970528
i've been a long time Jackfag but i was thinking of romancing Liara in my current playthrough.

who should i pick?

I don't wanna hurt Jack

>>160970776
lol faggot
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Anyone have any female Prothean waifus?
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>>160970821
but I let kaiden die every time
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>>160970883
are you me?
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>>160970986
Could very well be, I did let Kaiden live once, just so I could shoot him in the stomach and watch him die in 3
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>>160971060
ARE YOU ME!?
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>>160971293
its looking more and more like it
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>>160971060
Kaiden is a bitch ass nigga and I don't have enough self discipline to let him live so I could shoot him in the 3
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>>160970847
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>>160971492
Nice, keep them coming!
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>>160971419
ok let's test this out.
what is the first letter of your first name?
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>>160971492
Disgusting, looks exactly like a collector.
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>>160971621
Primitives have a bad taste for pure beauty.
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>>160971561
>>160971621
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>>160971923
SPACE FUCKING SERA REEREEEE
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>>160971923
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thick
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>>160913117
Fable is just a pathetic shadow of what Molyneux promised as Project Ego.
B&W was pretty cool. The pet and the gesture systems were great.
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>>160971923
This bitch here proved why I believe Andromeda will fail spectacularly. I have zero believe in the Andromeda. It will like DA:I. Playable and enjoyable, one time or maybe even twice. But it will be mediocre at best and outright sad at worst.
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>>160916795
>>160915661
It looks like she's wearing a bad wig that gives even more volume to her already large head.
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>>160972165
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>>160912978
It would be great if the mommy and daddy Ryder would stay behind the screen alive. Something new and refreshing. Also I want to "BTW, we left everything behind"- be a thing and not just an excuse for angst.
>>
looks much more bearable here
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Friendly reminder that Jack finds you barely breathing, buried under a pile of rubble at the ass end of this war

These are facts
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>>160973294
Friendly reminder that Shepard is dead and Liara will have to raise their daughter alone.
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>>160973440
Friendly reminder that Shepard becomes an synthetic space god after the war and doesn't even think of Jack or Liara as he's pounding qt reaper pussy for eternity
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>>160973294
>you'll never slowly die in Jack's arms
>you'll never feel her tears fall on your cheek
>you'll never have a final split second of consciousness where you realize you were the only thing Jack had in the universe
>you'll never curse God in your final moments for taking you from Jack
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>>160970821
Liara
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>>160975480
have you ever fully romanced her? is the story any good?
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>>160975842
She's good but kind of Leliana in Space
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>>160976298
ah that's a shame.
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aint imma do my 500 cal workout cause im a fat fuck. be back in 40 min.
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>>160976743
>tfw lost like 5 belt sizes just by being poor and not being able to afford food

thats one way to lose weight
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>>160972561
You mean in unofficial fanart, that won't be reflected in the actual game at all?
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>>160973758
Why even live?
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Screencap this anons, there won't be any white male romantic relationships in Andromeda.
Virtually guaranteed.
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>>160977739
The fuck do I care? I don't play as female characters.
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>>160977739
Good thing I'm all about those ebony goddesses
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>>160977739
I just wanted qt Aliens
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>>160977193
yeah i've been through that although reversed.

I'm an immigrant and grew up poor as shit. i didn't begin to gain weight till i was 10, that's when my family became more financially stable.
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>>160944560
Wow, nothing new at all. At least there's a butt and planet exploration is back but it sounds suspiciously like ubishit.
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>>160977739
>there won't be any white male romantic relationships in Andromeda.
so? i'm not a faggot.
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>>160977732
in the hopes of finding your own "Jack"
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>>160980729
You'll never get a gf like her. Give up already
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>>160981231
You know it's weird I've had a redhead and a blonde preppy type gf's, but I've always preferred petite brunettes.
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>>160981451
Me too, anon. All my gf's have been blondes, the preppy types from very good families. Still I prefer the nerdy, petite brunettes.
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>>160982048
You got good taste, brah.
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>>160982139
I know, right? Which is a shame because I'm studying in a school where the ambitious blondes make up the most of the female student body but the nerdy, more intellectual girls are a minority
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>>160911473
Either pirate, or buy it and make a fucking white male MC that is everything he hates.
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>>160982048
Shit taste.
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>>160982305
Shit yeah I know that type. They either already have a bf or don't currently want one. and theyre all about as interesting as a sack of flour.

But I've had a thing for petite brunettes with short hair. since I saw Roman holiday. Thing is that's all super specific.
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>>160982340
>make a fucking white male MC that is everything he hates.
I doubt the game will allow you to play as an übermensch, if they let the MC criticise diversity and shit it would all fall apart so they can't let the player disagree about their narrative. If they for example have a tranny character they could never let the player point out that this character is mentally ill and not play along with the delusion.
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>>160982514
I believe you know your way out
>>160982640
I'm not actually judging them. They're good looking, they know it and they have ambitions. But they're as interesting as my balls and the only reason they study economics is because they want to make lots of money. Which is seen in their coursework. I want to actually learn this stuff, they just want the degree and get out. I probably should have went for biomed engineering instead of economics.
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>>160982783
>should have went for biomed engineering instead of economics.
Well I don't know about that but the more complicated some shit sounds the better, right?

I'm getting a liberal art degree with a major in history(I know it's a fucking joke). I already signed up for more classes in spring but im thinking of quitting that, and instead getting a couple welding certificates.
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>>160983032
Good trade is worth it's value in gold. There isn't a shortage is humanist majors, but skilled and trained blue collar workers will always have employment. I'm not talking about minimum wage workers but people with actual skills. So go for it.
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>>160983194
>skilled and trained blue collar workers will always have employment.
Yeah I know, but I made such a big fucking deal when I was younger about studying history, then my mom, grandma, and my aunts all shit on me asking "and what work do you expect to find"

So giving up would prove them all right.
But I don't hate welding, I took 2 classes of it in high school and it was cool. I just don't know how I'd feel doing that for the rest of my life.
At least Im only 20. I got a couple years to rearrange my life before things get out of hand.
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>>160983461
Why not keep history as a hobby? That's what I do. Besides, not like you'll stay as a welder for the rest of your life. There a tons of opportunities as you get certificates and experience. With a liberal arts degree you're competing with jobless hipsters with no work experience. With a good trade you're hot shit in the labor markets. Or at least better than most with college degrees.
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>>160983737
Yeah I was planning on getting a liberal arts degree and then welding certificates
It just feels like I'm wasting time. 2 years from now I'll get my degree and then it'll take 2 1/2 years to get the certificates.

I'll be 24, maybe even 25 by then. That just fucking scares me.
So if I quit the degree and start the welding program I'll have it when im 22 or 23.

I just wanna finnish and then get working as soon as possible.
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>>160983954
>Yeah I was planning on getting a liberal arts degree
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>>160984018
Yeah I know, that's why I want to quit. It's a joke degree.

I just don't wanna look like a bitch and get shit for essentially dropping out
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>>160981451
>>160982048
Same. I particularly like petite brunette jewesses.
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No Man's Sky is on sale on GOG right now, I recommend it if you want something comfy to play until Andromeda is out.
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>>160983954
You can always go back to college later in life. But get a certificate and then study something useless. History isn't going anywhere.
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>>160984272
Yeah. I was thinking my next semester will be my last. Already signed up. and I'll pick up welding next year.
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>>160984247
We need petite brunette love interest or a petite, adorkable alien love interest.
>"R-Ryder, what you doing with my reproduction organs?"
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>>160984251
>no mans sky
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>>160984394
That's the spirit! Then get a qt gf
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>>160985189
Thx
Here, have a wallpaper
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>>160985445
We should buy our own Ark and go to Andromeda.
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>>160985557
>Spend 600 years with anon(who's most likely a man) on spaceship headed towards a galaxy nobody knows shit about.
.... Suuuure.(my auto correct wanted to type "suicide")
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>>160986129
Not talking about just the two of us silly. Besides, we know shit about Milky Way
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>>160986269
>Besides, we know shit about Milky Way
Oh shit, that's right. In fact we don't even know shit about the oceans. Or the Amazon.
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>>160986434
Indeed, so it's going to be an adventure!
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>>160986484
You ever seen the hobbit? I'm like Bilbo before he went on an adventure and ain't no lonesome mountain gonna get me out of my hole in the ground.

jk an adventure sounds fun.

But it'll have wait, it's getting late. good night anon.
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>>160986782
Good night <3
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>>160964649
everyone should have it, because it was for free though, as was Bejeweled 3, Crusader. C&C, Sim City 2000, Zumas Revenge, Wing Commander 3, Syndicate, Sims 2, Theme Hospital, Ultima VIII, Jade Empire and Dragon Age Origins.
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>>160984552
It's a legitimately good game.
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>>160970883
>>160971060
>>160971442
>kaiden

>>160971923
>the_cute

>>160983954
>liberal arts
almost as worthless as women's studies

>>160984251
come on man, don't recommend trash. it looks nice and all but is ultimately leading nowhere.

>>160986782
>"see" the hobbit
why not "read" it instead?
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>>160987972
>it looks nice and all but is ultimately leading nowhere.
Just like Mass Effect then?
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>>160988189
yes
>>
Post alien waifus
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>>160984478
I want Audrey Hepburn in space. Or anyone like her in general ;_;
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>>160970049
>tfw we'll NEVER be able to bring his people back

Javik deserved better!

Why BioWare? WHY NOT AT LEAST A ENDING SLIDE WITH A HINT??!!!
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>>160991563
Because they all ded. Didn't he go to Illos and off himself?
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>>160970049
He was ridiculous and shat all over the protheans.
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>>160991521
Good taste Anon. Have a qt.
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>>160991621

I just wish there was an ending slide showing another discovered Prothean colony (similar to Ilos) with stasis pods that are still functioning. Implying that many Protheans are still alive but trapped in stasis.

Speculations for everyone but it would leave my mind at ease.
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>>160991642
You're just mad he shattered Liara's immature and romantic view of the Protheans.
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>>160991813
I just finished anot her playthrough of ME 1for the first time in yearsand playing through Ilos gave me the weirdest feels and goosebumps. It's never happened to me before but for some reason it was a lot more emotional.
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>>160912987
Some custom faces can look good. But the default face is clearly the best.

Face customization system sucks. I don't think it's possible to create a Shepard without spiky cheeks.
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>>160992520
Default femshep in ME3 is ugly as fuck.
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>>160992520
It sucks if you have an oval face and want to make a shitty self-insert but every option is an angular mess
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>>160992696
It's not like other options improve much
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>>160992060
I don't care about Liara one bit. It was my view of the protheans Bioware crushed with Javik.
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>>160962429
I can't remember if I'm the one who wrote that.

>>160963339
Oh baby.

>>160984251
Broken promises and overhype the game.
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>>160993575
>Broken promises and overhype the game.
Just like Mass Effect. Doesn't mean it's not an okay game. The Mass Effect trilogy and NMS both ended in utter disappointment but you can still enjoy the ride, it's fun to explore in NMS and the lore and story in ME is enjoyable before it goes full retard.
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>>160993575
Have you even tried it? It's my GoTY.
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>>160993756
I suppose you're right. I'm a sucker for exploration.
I think I'll rather pirate the game though, I'm a student after all. Aren't we supposed to be stingy with our money?

>>160993835
Nope. I've just seen loads of reviews for it.
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>>160993883
Always try before you buy.
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>>160991813
Make Destroy cannon, throw in some super special surviving scientist Protheans who fix Mass Relays, there you go , Milky Way is operational
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>>160993883
It's not half as bad as many reviews and people make it out to be but it didn't come close to fulfilling half the hype either. If you do decide to pirate it be sure to get the latest version, the game was buggy and didn't run well before the patches.
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>>160993403
Wasn't Ilos first made by a race even more ancient than the Protheans?
>>160993835
First time into space is awesome. Then it sucks big fat balls.
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>>160994861
Yeah but that's a retcon, they were originally supposed to look like the statues.
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>>160993835
Yeah, Starbound-3D shit-tier edition. No thanks.
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>>160995373
Probably the statues were too human like. I prefer the Javik version.
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When I play a game that's got some age on it, I really like to make sure it looks the best it possibly can through whatever ideal modifications I can make, such as lighting or texture modifications.

Are there any good texture/lighting overhauls for Mass Effect 3? Could someone please recommend some?
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>>160996079
no.
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Why has this place become reddit central?
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>>160995778
On the contrary, they were too different from the standard humans and too hard to animate. Javik is pretty much a human with four eyes.
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>>160995759
They're very different games in different genres. If you wanted Minecraft in space then I understand if you was disappointed.
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>>160996721
Cause you stopped shitposting
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>>160996079
>>160996246
Really? Nothing??
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>>160996931
cant you just use google?
MEUITM for ME1
ALOT for ME2 and 3 on nexus
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Return to Earth cinematic is probably one of the best cutscenes ever.
>Human fleet pops in
>That pause
>Space behind the human fleet almost entirely turns blue from the amount of ships jumping in
>Entirety of the Turian fleet jumps in followed by the Destiny Ascension and whats left of the Asari fleet
>Some fifty-thousand Quarian vessels
Makes me sad they don't show the Terminus fleet or the innumerable amount of Civie vessels
OR THE FUCKING GETH
Though I guess in the case of the Geth it'd literally be too many ships to animate.
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>>160997992

And then they destroy the Earth with thousands of high velocity rounds, and the wrecks of thousands of ships raining down scrap, toxic waste and element zero.
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>>160998384
iirc they're fighting above Europe and Africa so literally nothing of value is going to be lost
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>>160998480
Yeah, in ME's timeline white people are extinct and western civilisation is dead.
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>>160998480

Space debris tend to land all over, not just in one place.
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>heads blow off

They're bringing this back for Andromeda right?
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>>161001365

I'd be surprised if the didn't. I don't really care about it.
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>>160999116
Yeah? That'd still fuck mainly the area they're fighting above if it doesn't burn up on its way in.
You're a dip.
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>>161002403

There's a planet in Mass Effect 2 that got completely fucked by forces fighting in orbit. A large part of the planet got covered in dust-form element zero, trashing the environment. Not the whole planet, though.
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>an actual NMS shill in the thread
jesus, I thought they were all out of a job after their colossal failure of a game was released
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>http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Zesmeni
>There are significant lodes of valuable light metals present, including titanium and lithium. Titanium is the primary material used in mass accelerator slugs, and lithium is used in the military-grade "droplet" heat radiators used aboard warships.
>Titanium is the primary material used in mass accelerator slugs

wat
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>>160993883
What sort of reviews?

Reviews by professional journalists, by /v/, or by forum visitors?
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>>161003919
Titanium
>paramagnetic
>high tensile strength to density ratio
>fatigue resistance, high crack resistance
Sounds perfect for ME accelerators
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>>161004648

Why not go for steel, though? A lot cheaper, easier to work with, and it's only going to be used to as bullets, i.e. bits of metal flying really fast to kill the enemy.

I assume tensile strength and fatigue and crack resistance doesn't matter, and even if they have better access to titanium and new ways of working with the metal, steel would still be more effective. Tungsten moreso if it's armour-piercing ammunition.
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This planet sounds really cool. They could've had huge ocean platforms (similar to Mother Base, Panchaea, Manaan, Kamino), towering buildings on the few bits of land available, hurricanes in the far distance, etc.
Also cool name.
>A human-dominated world with over 95% of its surface covered by salt water, Trident is home to a dazzling array of life. The oceans are filled with creatures ranging from tiny bivalves to mammoth vertebrates unequaled even by Earth's whales and ichthyosaurs. Small archipelagos create what little land there is, and its valuable real estate is fought over constantly.
>Underwater extraction operations have recovered a number of valuable minerals from the ocean floor, including iridium, uranium, and dust-form element zero. A largely lawless world, Trident is home to a rogues' gallery of unethical corporations exploiting the resources of the planet and actual rogues - criminals, slavers and mercenaries - working the shadows.
>TRAVEL ADVISORY: Due to extreme weather conditions, all traffic to the surface is grounded. Trident spaceport control predicts this condition will persist until the end of hurricane season.

TOO BAD WE NEVER SET FOOT THERE, BIOWARE.
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>>161005501
just wouldve been another Leviathan level.
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>>161005678

Except more stuff to do.
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>>161005176
>iron 4.7%
>titanium 0.6%
Firstly, titanium is perfect space material
>high tensile strength to density ratio
and especially
>ability to withstand moderately high temperatures without creeping
Paramagnetism much more important for ME fields generators
>titanium is paramagnetic and has fairly low electrical and thermal conductivity
Powerful electromagnetic field, generated by eezo is a main problem. High electric intensity and induction heating will quickly destroy any unshielded ferromagnetic construction.
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>>161006097

Are we still talking about the bullets, or the weapon itself?
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>>161006509
Both. Weapon and engine accelerators are mostly the same construction. And projectiles need shielding from eezo effects too.
I can assume that any projectile made from ferromagnetic materials will not work in ME guns.
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It does look better as a heavy dropship instead of a ugly as fuck gunship.
I mean, it still looks like it was put together with popsicle sticks.

It reminds me of the baller-looking clone dropship in the Star Wars prequels. The ones dropping off AT-TEs on Geonosis in Episode 2.
>>
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I can't tell if the changes to the face are actual changes to the 3D mesh, or if it's just texturing that makes it look different and changes how the light hits the face.
The lips looking like the have less collagen injections, for example, or how the eyes seem lower in the old face from Mass Effect 1/2.

Her upper jaw does seem to be wider in the updated face in Mass Effect 3, and her cheek bones look more pronounced. Her entire head also looks generally more oval.
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>>161009880
If you look closely all shapes are very identical. It's just textures and "make-up" fooling you.
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>>160984251
I'll rather get VtMB
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>>160987972
>caring about some dead fags name

nice try kaiden fangay
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>tfw will never have qt asari waifu
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>>161013838
>qt
>asari
Pick one
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>>161013889
Asari
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>>161013838

Not bad at all.
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>>161013838
This here.
>never having a family with 3 qt daughters and a loving wife
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>>161014323
Is fucking your asari daughter even incest? I mean you're not biologically blood-related and shit
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>>161014975
Is a father fucking his adopted daughter incest? I'd say yes.
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>>161015262
Guess that depends on social restrictions then.
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>>161015484
Though you still have the mother to have sex with. And unlike human females, Asari maidens can't get worse as they age.
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http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-11-24-now-we-know-four-mass-effect-andromeda-squadmates
>4 squaddies confirmed so far
>Liam
>110% dindu, hates white people, books and property
>Keeps having chimpouts and will be the noble savage in your team
>Cora
>The hot buxom blonde chick who only wants alien dick and hates her father
>She's a total slut and might sleep with femRyder but only in an "open relationship"
>Peebee
>The subversion of your regular Asari
>Ugly, dumb, bitchy and incompetent but she's like totally quirky and that makes up for it you shitlord
>Lesbian no doubt
>Drack
>The krogan bull who's totes intelligent and hot
>The only romance interest for maleRyder whether you want him or not
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>>161016702

>Hopefully she's less racist.

Like that's a bad thing
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>>161016702
>BW pulls an Ashley 2.0 having that blonde flirt with the nigger all the time
this will happen, you know it.
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>>161016702
Literally the most boring list of squadmates possible, fuck Bioware.
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>>161016969
She wasn't even racist, just pro-human. And it's not race but species, I wish these dummies would pick up a dictionary sometime.
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>>161016994
>There will be an event where you walk in on them in bed
>Louis CK cameo where he jumps out from nowhere and calls you a "fellow cuck"
>A popup message that links you to blacked.com comes up
>You have to press it to continue the game
Seriously though, I wonder what kind of shit Curry Thunder pushed to get into the game.
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>>161017132
Maybe they're saving the best ones for later? Like they did with Zaeed.
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>>161016702
>peebee
>Like Liara, she has an interest in alien civilisations
FOR THE FUCKS SAKE BIOWARE, DON'T RUIN THE ASARI!
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Why are batarians such bitches?
>waaaah! we just kidnap people and attack random settlements and were driven to exile because of that. why does everyone hate us!?
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>>161015262
No, otherwise Woody Allen would be in jail right now and not married to his adopted daughter and making movies
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>>161017965
hes a low level gameplay designer, theres no amount of shit he could push in to get anything he wanted in the game
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>>160996079
>lighting
Check out Nexus and sweetfx db for presets, maybe an ENB if your rig can handle it
>texture
Unless you want to spend 100+ hours hunting down every retexture spread all over the net then use ALOT, or mix and match from the BSN and Nexus. If you still can't find the ideal setup after that let me know.
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>>161018479
which lightning effects do you prefer.
I was thinking about reshade since it doesnt change the mood too drasticly.
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>>160966165
>ywn rearrange geth architecture
>ywn fastrope from a dropship and operate innawoods behind Batarian lines
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>>161016702
When was it confirmed that Liam is that black guy? The GameInformer article never showed his face or skin color, so saying that promotional image is Liam seems like an asspull.
Also, get your autism under control and fuck off back to >>>/pol/
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>>161016702
>>161017965
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>>160994351
They know how to fix them anyway, Hackett says so and I think there's a slide with construction going on.
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>>161018168
yesh das racist!
nao u need 2 taek in 2 mil BT refoogees eech day
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>>161020087
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>>161018168
>batarians are blacks
>quarians are palestinians
>volus are jews
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>>161021529
>upbeat but quick to anger
could be the description of a worldstarhiphop video
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>>161021663
>Quarians are Palestinians

Other way around friendo
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>>161021529
Are you autistic? The issue is with the article you just screencapped, idiot. Their source, the GameInformer article, never showed Liam's face or ethnicity but they've taken a random promotional image and declared it to be Liam.
There's no proof that that is Liam or that Liam is black.
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>>161022165
Liam is a white name, of course he's black, can you imagine the asshurt if his name was Tyrone or Babatunde?
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>>161021529
>a cop in a former life
are they really this incapable of coming up with something new? if that fag does calibration jokes Im gonna shoot myself.
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>>161022879
They've exhausted every back story possible, they can't say he's a merc because every motherfucker in ME2 was a merc, he can't be N7 or Alliance military because there'll already be plenty of them around and it's a boring backstory anyway, why can't he be a Physical Education teacher or a boxer or something, then at least there'd be a reason for him being combat capable
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>>161022295
Irish name isnt it? Maybe he's black irish
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[Signal Ashley to shoot Wrex]
Never felt so good
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>>161022105
palestinians are quarians? im no expert but im pretty sure that doesnt sound right
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>>161016702
>>161021529

Looks like I know who is getting Virmire'd
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>>161023163
Didn't know how to import my ME1 save to ME2 so I ended up having to deal with that faggot wreav, Virmire is the ONLY time Wrex ever acted like an idiot
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>>161023219
think he meant that Quarians are space jews not palestinians
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>>161023331
nah, they're land were taken from them by the geth, just like the jews took the palestinians land
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>>161023324
From roleplaying standpoint shooting him made the most sense. I mean Krogans got sorta-sterilzed for a reason. They can't think rationally. Especially on that situation.

Also makes not curing the genophage much easier later.
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>>161023331
How are they space Jews? That better applies to Volus.
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>>161023219
You're right, what I meant was that the Quarians are more like the Jews, and even that doesn't fit because the Jews didn't create muslims

They're more like Pompey Romans if anything
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>>161023416
>>161023513
They're historical Jews, like Hebrews, got kicked off their land by a bigger group and really want their homeland back. Geth are like Babylon or Persia in this case
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Quarians are gypsies. You'd figure their outfits, accents, their treatment as thiefs and the fact they travel in ships(caravans or whatever you call the equivalent) would give it away.
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>>161023621
Not exactly. Quarians are akin to gypsies who actually know how to behave. Their culture is nomadic, nobody likes them and they're viewed little better than thieves and scum. Though the Quarians are just fantasy gypsies in SPAAACE because the Quarians don't have the clan/family structure and are organised to level that would be impossible for our gypsies.
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>>161023719
>accents

I feel like this can't apply, ever listen to the admirals speak? Aside from Raan, they have thick British or American accents
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>>161023883
>Though the Quarians are just fantasy gypsies in SPAAACE because the Quarians don't have the clan/family structure and are organised to level that would be impossible for our gypsies.

This, and they also have one child policies at some points, Normal gypos breed like rabbits, and Quarians are too clean and smart to be gypsy in any real form
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>>161024036
Also the fact that the Quarians are dirt poor and they have to use old and almost obsolete star ships. Some part of me actually hopes that the Quarians will have a new, suitable home world in the Andromeda.
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>>161023124
Irish Coffee?
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>>161023112
they still haven't used the relatively-normal-guy-until-family-killed-then-going-punisher angle or am I missing someone with that?
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>>161025720
To a small extent, Thane

But he was an Assassin already so that doesn't count too much
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Quarians are very clearly Jewish. They have elements of other cultures, like gypsies, but Jews are very clearly the main inspiration. some parts are literal copy-pastes.

-Religiously-desired homeland is the centerpiece of their culture.

-Surprisingly well-educated despite their poverty, earning them ire fro other populations where they 'steal' jobs.

-Racist treatment calls to mind discrimination against Jews especially in medieval times.

-Living standards on the Migrant Fleet similar to a ghetto.

-Tali'Zorah is a very Jewish name. Tali and Zorah are both Hebrew girls' names. her vaguely eastern European accent might also be a reference to the historically large Jewish populations in Russia and Poland.

-Double-names are common in Hebrew, which fits quarian naming schemes (X'Y vas [last name]).

-Rannoch, the star it orbits Tikkun, and the three other planets in the Tikkun system, Adas, Kaddi, and Haza, all have names that are also words in Hebrew.

-There is also an asteroid orbiting Tikkun called Uriyah, which is a Hebrew man's name.

-The star system where the Quarian migrant fleet is found in Mass Effect 2 is called Raheel-Leyya, which are variant spellings of Rachel and Leah, two of the Biblical Matriarchs.

-The benediction given by Admiral Shala'Raan at Tali's trial in Mass Effect 2 is an almost exact translation of the Jewish blessing Shecheyanu.

It really couldn't get any more blatant.
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>>161023112
So we're getting a nigger version of Garrus?
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>>161026543
he's described as getting angry easily, even towards the PC so that's not Garrus at all.
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>>161026523
Damn dude
It actually makes sense
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>>160993575
>I can't remember if I'm the one who wrote that.

You said you were.
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>>161016702
>Hopefully she's less racist.

ashley was a shitload less racist than wrex (and my based earth first femshep fuck aliens) but nobody ever talks shit about him do they
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Do asari need to take eezo supplements to develop biotic abilities on planets other than Thessia?

>>161027123
Then it was me, I'm sure of it.
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>>161027172
>based earth first femshep
top lad
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>>161027172
They don't talk about wrex for the same reason they don't talk about blacks being racist

there's no such thing
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>>161027746
>there's no such thing
lmao that's such a white person opinion
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>>161026738
Yeah, hot headed cop is exactly what the Andromeda Initiative needs. Good writing Bioware
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>>161027932
he was just re-iterating. we all know there is racism from black against whoever the fuck
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>>161028085
top first contact team choice I say. always go in with all guns blazing
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>>16101670
Revealed as part of Game Informer's N7 Day coverage, he was described as "youthful, enthusastic and idealistic"
>he's not like kaidan, he's black.
>A cop in a former life, he's part of the Pathfinder team to provide security.
>no he's not like jacob!

>It feels like a deliberate choice on BioWare's part to begin the game with a squad made up just like Mass Effect 1's human trio
>s-she's not like ash!

>She joins your squad after crossing paths with Ryder early in Andromeda's story,
>not like liara
>Like Liara, she has an interest in alien civilisations.
>but she's not liara!

>Drack, the krogan, who doesn't need a personality, let's just copy wr- i mean, krogans are all the same
>the existence of a loyalty mission for your krogan pal
>not like wre- oh

bioware you've outdone yourseves
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>>161027932
does everything fly over you or did you just recently have your legs cut off at the knee
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>>161023124
What happens when "black irish" encounters a thicc ass?
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>>161028386
Although good thing he's black. Otherwise the Andromeda settlers would have their "Black Lives Matter" movement in no time.
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>>161027746
>its impossible for blacks to be racist?

You what mate? Doing shit to someone due to their race is racist
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>>161029257
a little slow on the uptake there, huh?
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>>161029307
What are you fucking talking about? Most backs are racist most backs are racist to everyone including other fucking blacks with slightly different skin colors
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>>161029432
yep, certainly slow on the uptake
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>>161018168

They are written by Bioware to be the antithesis of humanity, and represent everything the West generally dislikes. Slavery, for example.
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>>161029453
You are a fucking retard
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>>161029615
Its funny that you fail basic comprehension and claim others are retards

its quite funny
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>>161028928
oooooh shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc
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>>161029642
>>161029453
>>161029307
>>161028789

you don't need to be a bitter fucking smartass because your sarcasm didn't land with everybody.
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>>161018795
For my last playthrough I used a tweaked version of this nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/292/?.
But it's definitely not for everyone, so I just recommend anything that ups the saturation since vanilla ME3 is too grey and drab.
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>>161030332
Why feel like my monitor could melt looking at those screenshots
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>>161030406
I said I tweaked it and that it's not for everyone
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>>161030039
EVERYONE understood it except you.
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Looks like something from star fox
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>>161030637
me and another person. get over it.
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>>161033112
How often do quarians bathe or shower?
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>>161033252
Never, they're sweaty and gamey 24/7
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>>161033112
>>161033252
>>161033417

So... Tali?
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>>161033482
2nd best girl
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>>161033417
>>161033482
UNWASHED VAGINA

UNSAFE SEX

WITH AN UNCLEAN ALIEN THAT CAN DIE FROM EVEN THE SMALLEST DISEASES
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>>161033567
And she's probably fucked herself with every nervestim program in the galaxy
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>>161033548
Not trying to get into another waifu-wars shistorm, but who's first?

>>161033567
k
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>>161033715
>but who's first?
Who else could it be?
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>>161033815
That's odd. But cool
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>>161033914
IMO an EDI romance could have really sealed the deal on the whole synthetics and organics conflict theme. But no, she had to lust after Seth Green's dick instead.
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>>161034210
I'm more into Red Magic, but EDI romance leading to some extended synthesis ending sounds pretty good
>>
>tfw no Asari gf
>>
Is there any chance we'll get two voice options for each gender?
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>>161034597
we all know that feel
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>>161035202
Nope, voice actors have already been announced.
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>>161033482
Tali is great. Wish I had someting more substantial that is new with her, but here's a list with Tali in it.

>>161033715
Oh baby.
I wonder if quarians who aren't picky about rannoch (it's been 300 years after all) choose to settle on some airless mineral rich world and build underground arcologies with their nativa flora and fauna.
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>>161035268
Well thats disappointing, looks like I'll just stick with fem ryder when the game finally comes around.
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>>161035456
Something new would be cool, but i know you just don't force this things.
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>>161035713
Indeed.

I'm off to bed /meg/ sleep well and dream of the qt quarians living in the walls and crawling out to cuddle with you.
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>>161034597
>tfw no testube perfect hughmon gf
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>>161036520
waifu dreams to you as well eddy.
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>>161035261
I'm so desperate for a dorky nerdy Asari gf.
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>>161036520
Going to sleep as well. Last Tali for tonight for ye
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>>161036784
Not trying to hurt your feelings or anything, but she really looks a bit retarded
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>>161037210
I know but at this point I'd take just about any Asari. Even the Ardath-Yakshi.
>dying while getting laid
>worth it
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>>161037294
Getting laid and living to tell the tale is still better.

I hope BW will give Ryder and option to fuck her and then throw her out of the ship.
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>>161037524
Ryder deserves a harem full of alien qt's
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>>161037742
>this faggot deserves a harem full of alien qts
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>>161037742
Would be cool and in agreement with BW's diversity-promoting policy.
Main protagonist can be muslim and build his own harem during the game
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>>161037918
Yeah, so? He's getting laid and that's all that matters
>>161037994
>muslim Ryder
Hell of a pilgrimage to Mecca for the future Andromeda generations : D
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>>161038115
>Praying 5 times a day, turned towards the Milky Way
>Building your own big ass mosque on the tallest mountain of your golden world
>Converting new aliens by sword or word, depending on your choice
>And harem of course
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>>161037918
That is the pussiest facial hair ever.

If he tried to get with any of Sheploo's potential waifus they'd probably reject him and mock his tiny dick.
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>>161038318
>not alhamdulillahing the heretic xenos into extinction
>Not turning their xeno women into your sex slaves
Why play?
>>
does anybody have the ME2 DLC exe unlocker?
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>>161038778
see >>160887248
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So how are your Thanksgiving's going, guys?
I'm currently at a family party and having cake.(it's some kids bday)
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>>161040602
Preparing for work night
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>want to replay ME1-3
>remember ME1 combat

what's the fastest i could replay the first one? put a cupcake difficulty on and just try to breeze through it
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>>161040842
What do you do? Do you like it?

>>161041029
Play on easy and only do main missions. You'll be done in like 5 hours
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>>161040602
>Audrey
Top taste my man.
>So how are your Thanksgiving's going, guys?
Spent most of it shitposting on /meg/ and just had some pecan balls.
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>>161041029
I finished ME1 last week it was pretty bad, but not as bad as the suffering I'm going through playing 2, truly this is the worst game in the series
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>>161041029
And for the love of god turn the voice volume off
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>>161041253
>pecan balls
Oh shit I'm actually eating pecan pie right now
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>>161040602
I had disgusting amounts of food, watching football rn, going hunting tomorrow, and wishing that they used Hepburn as an in game LI
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>>161041403
I just had some of that as well
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>>161041424
>watching football rn,
Who's playing, whats the score?

>Hepburn as an in game LI
We kinda did, looks wise.

>>161041516
I am you, but you are not me.
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>>161040602
It was pretty good, last month
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>>161041658
Kinda looks like Jack in that picture
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>>161041225
I'm a bouncer in the local club. Extremely shitty job because I have to deal with the drunken teenagers, middle aged men who want young meat and the occasional lads who want to fight. But it pays good money so I'm ok with it.
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>>161041794
>last month
Canadian?
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bewbs
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>>161041849
Yes that was the point

>>161041935
Damn, I couldn't do that. I can't stand club people.
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>>161042123
Hard to communicate over text, I meant that she KIND OF looks like Jack (but not really). desu she's much prettier
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>>161041975
You know it
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>>161042123
Clubs aren't the worst place, believe me. Any establishment with middle aged women is literal hell and especially bad if they're in manager position or any position where they give orders to others. Made even worse if they're obese, single and wasted of the first time in years.
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>>161042438
>she's much prettier
Even as a Jackfag, I completely agree

>>161042536
Jesus, that sounds like having like your mom as your boss or something
>>
>>161042501
Stay warm this winter, looks like it might be pretty bad this year
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>>161042650
More like having a bitch who doesn't understand that her gender means shit to me and she doesn't have any privileges.
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>>161042991
lol Jesus, good luck man.
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>>161043854
Blur her face
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>>161043854
Why the default femshep is so horrid?
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>>161044227
Nothing mods can't fix
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>>161044412
True
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>>161044227
>those "fuck me" eyes
I bet default femshep has ridden enough Alliance cocks, she's probably a demon in the sack. That's why Javik looks disgusted, because he's too straight edge.
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the fuck is this
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>>161041658
Steelers and Colts

21-7 at the half, Antonio Brown is GOAT

I'm deciding my "Canon" playthrough on PC after my Xbox bricked. I've pretty much romanced anyone worth it on past playthroughs as sheploo and femshep.

I'm playing as Sheploo for this but I'm on ME 2 and I'm trying to figure out who to romance, I'm split between Tali, I romanced Liara in ME 1 and wondering if I should continue it, or Jack.
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>>161044227
this is the default femshep you mong
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>>161045627
Looks like shit
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>>161045627
way to not prove him wrong at all
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>>161045590
I've always been partial to Jack myself but the lack of content in me3 makes it irrelevant. I'd choose tali.
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>>161045590
>Steelers and Colts
>21-7 at the half
Nice I know their 5-5 but they still got a chance. This season has been crazy
>>
I'm still /mad/ at Bioware for not letting me play Javik, the ancient hyped up race, without paying extra shekels.
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>>161046607
Be mad at yourself for being such a poorfag you can't afford to buy the things you want.
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>>160938695
>Bioware wouldn't make the Sera mistake twice, they just wouldn't

nigga
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>tfw they will definitely have some Trump references and how he was evil personified and started WWII or some shit in ME:A

you just know it.
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>>161047401
They already have. No enjoy a useless adult child character yet again.
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>>161046894
>use gibbed
Congratulations, I just saved you 5 shekels
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>>161046607
lol I pirated mass effect 3 when it came out along with that dlc and then deleted after I finished it because it's a piece of shit
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>>161047714
Normally I would say that you're overreacting to the extent of how butthurt they are, but at this point with how all BW employees were kvetching on twitter I wouldn't put it past them to put some mean NPC who was a businessman in the milky way and then Ryder has to stop him from killing all of the natives in Andromeda or some shit like that
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http://orig10.deviantart.net/dc25/f/2016/329/5/a/liara_mass_effect_x2_comic_tribute_by_artofkamina-dapkd9d.jpg
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>>161048914
>no little blue babies
Emotional situation stable
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>>161048580
Focus (German "newszine" in the widest sense by now, as most German mass media have become Merkel mouthpieces) released an "article" yesterday that says thousands of citizens were in fear of Trump because they dug out that the "MAGA" rhetoric is a direct Hitler quote of his well known (no one knows this sentence. AT ALL) phrase to make Germany great again.
The media and leftist butthurt is on a completely different level yet unheard of and the biggest joke is that you'd normally expect that to be made fun of to no end by comedians and all that rabble but they are in line too and are butthurt as well.
Seriously, what kind of world do we live in?
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>>161049465
>fug asari
>she gives birth to blue squid alien with none of your genetic material, looks nothing like you, still have to raise the damn thing
having babies with an asari is basically cuckoldry
>>
I vowed not to support Mass Effect as a franchise anymore after the whole ME3 thing, more the way the community was demonized and attacked, than the actual endings.

That said, I'm starved for scifi action RPGs these days, and the waifus are always fun for a tumble and low res tits.

At what point would you anons say buying the game wouldn't really be anything contributing to it's overall reception? I don't care about helping it be a success, I just want to be among the number that intially abstain to see where the quality lands and make it clear that enough people have memories that they better not fuck up again in future.

>tfw you are the only one who still cares, and your single purchase doesn't matter.
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>>161049857
it's literal cuckoldry in the original sense of the word, down to the father being fooled into thinking that it's their child.
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>>161049857
It's still a product of love and I wouldn't complain. Asaris are a lot better than human females.
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>>161050087
>asari
>a bunch of disgusting aliens who use mind manipulation to make you think they look the way they do so they can steal your genes
>better than human females who just steal your money

not even once pal
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>>161045590
personal preference and waifu wars aside. Tali's romance is possibly the most story-integrated one in the game and makes the Rannoch arc in ME3 way better, not even meming. meanwhile Jack is basically a cameo in ME3.
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>>161049931
a month maybe? or you could just pirate it, I mean its your life man
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>>161050145
Human females steal your money, time and they grow ugly and obese. Asari on the other hand stay qt's.
>>161050161
Jacobs romance was probably the best in the game
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>>161045246
turian peebee.
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>>161050269
>Asari on the other hand stay qt's.

thats what they want you to think, its part of the mind manipulation, and you're falling for it hook line and sinker
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>>161050447
Shut up and let me dream about changing my gf for an Asari maiden
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>tfw playing through the series again
>get through ME1 well enough, combat is trash but game is great
>get to two, trudging along, story is pretty awful
>characters for the most part are trash minus a select few
>have all the DLC so might as well do it
>remember that shadow broker and arrival are great but saving them for after the end
>in the middle of project overlord


why is it so bad
>>
>>161050087
>don't talk to me or my wife's children ever again
>>
>>161051081
>Overlord
>not at least better than Arrival
>not better than half the boring-ass shooting gallery missions in the base game

m8...
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>>161051267
As you can clearly see I said the base game was mediocre

however, I disagree with overlord being better than arrival, arrival is great whereas overlord is gutter trash
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>>161050161
>meanwhile Jack is basically a cameo in ME3.
Damn shame, that.
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>>161051081
Mass Effect is pretty much the Story of the commander Shepards interstellar brothel
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>>161049854
Yeah the whole Trump=HITLER EBIL NAZI thing got old quite quick but they're still using it as an attack angle (just look at the NPI conference the other day). Since you're a german I except you get it much worse than we do.
>>
>>161049931
Like I've said, if you're that starved for Mass Effect just wait a month (the first few weeks of sales are what EA keeps track of). Or you could just wait for it be cracked, we already know that it's only a matter of time w/Denuvo titles (the Dude Sex: Asshole Divided crack just got released today in fact).
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>>161051628
yeah, 100% of the mass media here is full blown against Trump, it's unbelievable. The way the spin stuff out of proportion or make connections were none are, insinuate literal crimes he supposedly committed or put words into his mouth he never said is beyond belief. It's like the worst communist propaganda reborn and I'm not even exaggerating.
It's come so far that they praise Merkel as the only person in the world who can make a stand against the evil that is Trump and she probably believes it, too.

As I said, I firmly believe they will put a Trump reference into the game or a pastiche of him under a different name but make it quite obvious that it's going to be him.

Fucks sake that thing looks like some kind of avant garde vibrator.
>>
>>161052271
Am I the only one who is disappointed in the Tempest? It looks so cheap, like a toy.
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>>161051628
One of my closest friends has been in therapy and taking medication for the last month because of Donald Trump. He's just totally lost it in some ways and it is really baffling because he has always been a really level-headed and mature guy.
>>
>playing through mass effect 2
>had MEUITM for Mass Effect
>decide to get ALOT texture pack for ME2
>Mass Effect 1 still the same size after the texture pack at 11ish gigs
>ALOT takes ME2 from 11gb to 34

i mean, the game looks as good as it can so theres that
>>
>>161052271
my favourite part was when the media were claiming trump had several ties to putin and russia so the fbi investigated and found that not only did trump not have any ties to russia, nobody on his staff did either
>>
>>161052271
>>161052335
All of the new ship designs looks horrible. The only thing that looks better this time around is the armor.

>>161052351
Is he autistic by chance?
>>
>>161052351
it has become a mass hysteria phenomenon.
>literally shaking
>>
>>161052271

...huh, a flying futuristic maxi pad. That's a novel design.

>tfw you discover that someone modeled a fucking menstrual pad to be an item in Second Life.

Fuck. I'm done guys. GG.
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>>161052514
No, not autistic really. Way more of a normie than I am in fact.

>>161052650
Yeah, that's my opinion. He and his GF are Hispanic, but not the children of immigrants or illegals or anything. They are like 3rd or 4th gen. He did say he couldn't vote Trump because he was latino and Trump had insulted Mexico... but I still don't get it.
>>
Who is the rarest romanceable waifu and husbando?

Like the one that is probably the least picked

The gay mechanic guy?
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>>161053876
Probably alenko, or allers
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>>161052271
>>161052685
>>
>>161053876
>>161054295
There was some old statistic linked a few threads back, it was Jacob I think. even Steve was picked more often.
>>
>>161054420
More people picked allers over Jacob? That's hilarious.
>>
>>161054989
why? put yourself into a normie mind. play femshep and pick a nigger or play maleshep and pick the digitalized version of a gaming "journalist" or whatever she is.
>>
>>161054420
No surprises here. Jacob didn't posses any character or personality. Also his loyalty mission was just dealing with daddy issues
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>>161055368
>put yourself into a normie mind
.................................
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>>161055612
you can't seriously say you expected her to be less popular than a cliche black man. she is unpopular/hated here in /meg/ but /meg/ isn't the representative for the mass effect fandom. if we were, there wouldn't be another game.
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>>161053876

Two largest polls on this matter I've found:

http://www.poll-maker.com/results153440xB4Bb4E5a-6#tab-2

https://me3cosmiclove.wordpress.com/survey/

The first one is pic related with 3,250 respondents. The second one is larger with slightly under 6,200 respondents but has many issues potentially tainting accuracy. Such as people being allowed to vote multiple times (the average person voted for 3.25 characters), or women being 45% of respondents (if it was more accurate for the fanbase's demographics, their votes should have been weighted to like 1/2 a man's).

In both cases, the loser is Jacob. Well, technically, Cortez is the loser on the second one. But Jacob would be even lower if female votes were weighted properly. For males specifically, the loser is always Allers.
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>>161056534
Wow that's pretty interesting, shame bioware completely ignored it.
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>>161057397
Bioware doesn't give a rats ass about their fans.
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what's his jam, /meg/?
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>>161059268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WH1Bsdzh7A
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>>161059472
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>>161056534
>Carth picked more than Jack

Jackfags eternally obliterated
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>>161041935
>Come on let me in, Aria is expecting me
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>>161033482
>no boot knife
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>>161061156
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>>161052351
Shit I completely understand what your friend is going through. I'm Mexican, I'm a natural born American citizen. And whole family is legal.

But for real, I actually expect some fucking swat team to come into my house and deport me.

I mean, shit, It wouldn't be the first time hundreds of Mexicans who are American citizens were deported. It happened in the 30s and 50s. What's gonna stop it from happening again?
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>>161060557
Who the fuck is carth?
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>>161041285
if you didn't like 1 or 2 it's not going to get better in 3 so i don't know what you are doing
>>
>>161059268
apricots I guess
>>
>>161062778
I'm not from USA but makes me kek how you guys are more scared of a guy who's been doing commercials and wrestling before talking shit in campaign, than corrupt politician doing war crimes and talking shit in campaign.
I mean, dayum.
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>>161064134
Well it's not like I liked her either, I didn't even vote.

I'm just saying not a day goes by when I dont imagine the police to busting through my door. I almost expect it to happen. I know it's retarded, but that's just how I feel.
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>>161063069
I love 1 and 3. 2 is just the worst one in the series
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>>161063069
>>161064670

I just read my post from last night, I may have mixed things up, I meant the combat in one was bad, not the actual game
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>>161064726
I once got into an argument with some here when I said the combat in 1 was shit. He wrote like 2 fucking paragraphs.

when I saw his post all I could think about was all the times geth did that thing that overheats all you weapons at the same time, that shit was gay
>>
>>161064930
I know what you mean, its especially awful if youre playing a class with very limited guns considering it lasts incredibly long

they really did improve the combat by leaps and bounds with each addition to the series
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>>161064930
Fuck I remember that, annoying as hell, I'm sure there's an ammo type in 2 that does that to enemies, might be a side effect or Armour Piercing but I can't remember
>>
Best mission
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZidTnSoLI
>>
Really quiet in here in the early morning huh
>>
>the Rachni Queen promises her aid to Shepard "against the coming darkness."

Even the fucking Rachni pointed towards the 3rd game involving dark matter
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>>161070621

Or, y'know, it's the Reapers.

>dark matter

It's still not dark matter.
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>>161069428

Tend to be that way when they don't talk about unrelated things.
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new thread when
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>>161072582
When you make it
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New thread

>>161072984
>>161072984
>>161072984
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