Mass Effect General /MEG/

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1st fo best Shep

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>>160589748
>too lazy to even copy+paste the previous OP with minute changes

Come on, man.

>>160589883
Feel free to do it yourself next time

>>160589875
>those soulful eyes

:3

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>>160589875
>>160590305

>>160589883
I fucking hate EDI, robot bitch destroyed whatever character Joker had left and constantly bitches to you about robot sentience and shit.

>>160590649
>robot bitch destroyed whatever character Joker had left

Pretty sure Bioware did that. She's not exactly a robotic succbus, sucking away his life force, turning him into cringe and memes.

>>160583387
>or sticking her hand under the blanket and getting him off under his hospital gown
LEWD!

>>160590720
Joker's personality in ME3 revolves around "I WANT TO FUCK THAT ROBOT". Guess who the blame lies on there.

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Rachni Bio-Cruiser Concept
Rachni War

The Rachni ships are Live Genetically Organism created by rachni queens, design for survive in space and travel by galaxy, thanks to a lot of implants (or mechanics part, like Eezo Core, FTL engines, Graviton engine, etc). Basically, the Rachni create first the mechanics parts and later they implant a parasite genetic embryo that start to grown until form the ship or organism designed (is just an idea, for explain a bioship, XD). The grown is accelerated and controlled by queens, and take near of 2 month for Frigates, 7 month for Cruiser and 14 month for Hiveship.

How the ships are live organism, and genetically created, the weapons are Bio particles beam cannons, or a type of Biotic Power, and launcher Acid glands.

All Rachni ships class are very similar.

>>160591976
>Guess who the blame lies on there.

Again, with the incompetent writers who turned Joker into a raging robosexual and EDI into Pinocchio housed in a quantum bluebox.

>>160592890
Needs more sharp bits and distorted textures.
Also.
>tfw will never make love to a qt bio-ship's rear drive sphincter.

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hey bitches, Im back
now to reinstall all games...

>>160592890
Is this technically biological warfare

>>160589748
>Sheploo hasn't aged well edition
I'll kick your ass you liar

>>160594814
go away

>when you accidentally start a romance with some girl you don't even wanna fuck and have to restart an entire mission

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You tards are on like general 800 and you have no database for fanfic shit? Lazy jackasses

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>>160599385
>for fanfic
Fuck you

>>160599385
Still writing the workout fic. On page 3 and will probably end with page 4. Sorry it isn't finished yet. Didn't have that much time the past few days.

>>160599778
I love that Jack.

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>>160592890
All organisms have symmetry with maximum efficiency in the environment. For biological spaceship it would be sphere or cylynder with radial symmetry like in sea animals - starfishes, ancient cephalopodes, and jellyfishes.

Well, just finished ME2.

Question, if you deny everyone in ME2, can you still romance an old squadmate in ME3?

>>160602549
All romances from previous games continue as they were.

They really want you to romance Liara, though. There's one spot where it's very easy to lock into a relationship with her if you don't read dialog carefully and check how you respond.

>>160602848
I mean if I'm like "nah, dude" in 2, can I say "changed my mind let's bang" in 3?

Also yeah I had the same problem in Shadow Borker

How does one go about obtaining the volus protector easily

>>160603267
If you said no in previous games, it didn't happen.

>>160603267

Like >>160604859 said, you won't be able to start a romance with any of the ME 2 characters. If you wanted to, you can bang Kaidan if he is still alive. So you do have options.

Does /meg/ like nelves?
uploadir.com/u/rx40x73u

>>160606153
Nah

>>160606153
since when do they have sharp teeth? I know draenei have but the night elves?
and thus, I can't fap to this.

>>160606153

Slutty night elves, sure.
I'm more into cute orcesses.

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>>160606336
Night elves have always had fangs.

>>160606351
pic related

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>Feel a greater sense of urgency and camaraderie with Aria and her mercs than with anyone in the main game

Why is this allowed?

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>>160606549
>tfw no qt orcess in your bed

>>160607195
tfw no qt femtur/bt/femquar/femkro in your bed

>>160607108
What do you want exactly, to make shit taste illegal?

>>160607308

Whatever floats you spaceboat, anon.

>>160604738
What do you mean. As far as I know unlocking the volus are just as subject to rng as anything else.

>>160608909
>Whatever floats you spaceboat
that sounds like you're from the 60s

https://youtu.be/BLOLJj3Ehv8

>"I h-have a home..."

hurt

>>160614284
The Normandy coming down was so fucking retarded

>>160616440
Most things about ME2 and 3 are retarded.

>>160614284
>Tali just leaves
>Shepard nearly has to scream at Liara to finally get on the Normandy
argue how much you want, Tali can never reach this waifu level

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>>160617237
That's because Liara is the only true waifu material. Tali is just niche fapbait for people with virgin fetishes

>>160617678
Liara is a virgin too tho
Tali acts way to slutty for a virgin, I bet she gave herself to Kaal Reegar before Shepard showed up.

>>160618042
Liara is a virgin but she doesn't act like an obnoxious stereotype because of it.

>>160617678
>niche fapbait

I remember that being the exact complaint about Liara in ME1, who knew. Which is odd because Bioware shill Liara harder than any other romance.

>>160617678
>Jillian Murray
God damn!

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>>160617678
>hire a face model for franchise's lead LI
>she's not as pretty as the voice talent

>>160619220
Don't be gay. Hillis is pretty in an average sort of way. Murray is hot as fuck.

>>160619220
why couldnt they just use Ali's face for the ME3 Femshep model.
Looks closer to the promo material than what we got.

>>160617678
>Tali is just niche fapbait for people with virgin fetishes

And Liara isn't Liara did the same spaghetti shit in ME1 and is a virgin in ME1

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>>160614284
why do I keep subjecting myself to this.

In all seriousness that was a great line.

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How do install MEUITM lads?

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Holy shit I lied to Wrex about curing the genophage. I was on the Citadel heading back to the Normandy when he ambushed Shepard. I ended up killing him.

>It should have been this way on Virmire!

This game has its moments.

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>>160614284
>>160617237
>>160622230
>there's no moment like this with Jack because of this fucking squishy mutant

God Damn Talifags, if a future with Jack wasn't at stake I wouldn't give a shit about war score and let the Geth fucking kill all the Quarishits.

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>>160623381
>I lied to Wrex about curing the genophage
why would you do that? why did you ally with the sneaky fucking shits of the galaxy? why did you take away Mordin's opportunity for redemption?

>>160624936
Stop fucking bitching you fucking faggot, every other moment you're whining about that whore not having a prominent role in ME3. She's probably had every cock in the galaxy in her hole by then, so any "future" you're thinking about is delusional.
Jack is just another example of a wasted character slot in herself, we lost Wrex for some ugly dyke who is completely fucking useless in combat and an overly tense angsty bitch everywhere else.

>>160625325
Give me one good reason why the Krogan should be allowed to breed after the war is over

>>160589748
What did happen to the general pastebin?

>>160625325

Heh. The krogan are merely a tool. Like rags to be used and thrown away.

>>160625505
>we lost Wrex for some ugly dyke who is completely fucking useless in combat and an overly tense angsty bitch everywhere else.

Miranda?

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>>160625505
I will not tolerate waifu shaming, when it's regarding waifus that got shafted, like Miranda, Jack, Samara, Kasumi and to a lesser extent, Kelly. Shame on you.

>>160626448
>and to a lesser extent, Kelly.
she got ugly. like all that ptsd aged her 10 years in only 1

>>160624936
There was never going to be a moment like this was Jack. She is and was always meant to be a minor character.

>>160625517
Someone has to help repopulate Palaven, Thessia, Sur'kesh and, of course, London. I mean, Terra.

>>160615974
is that new art from crystal?

>>160627016
>Terra.
it's Earth, nigga

>>160626791
>She is and was always meant to be a minor character.
than me3 is and was always meant to be a shit game

>>160627016
With Krogan? Why? They're not compatible with any other race we've seen due to their aggressive behaviour.

If what you're implying what I think you are then bad-dragon offers that service without the problems to go with it

>>160627276
Oh if you were looking for serious answer, I'll give you one:

Because it's the right and honourable thing to do.

Plus it's not like it matters considering the leviathans are still gonna mindrape everyone into submission anyway.

>>160627016
it's like inviting syrians into your country but to make it worse, they're not fertile with the local population and pop out thousands of newborn a year each. just saying.

>>160625517
They deserve it dude.
I know it sounds like some cheap leftist shit, but a species that fought in Reaper Wars should be at least allowed to try to merge with the rest of the galaxy.
You can nuke em if they fail, right?

>>160625505
>we lost Wrex for some ugly dyke who is completely fucking useless in combat and an overly tense angsty bitch everywhere else

most of the ME2 squad was garbage desu. besides the two who returned from ME1, the only good one were Mordin and Legion.

>>160628742
Grunt was good too. I used him all the time and he never dies. Zaeed is good too.

>>160628620
it's literally going to be an us-or-them issue 50 years later

>>160628620
>>160629084
it's not like their aren't any good planets for them to inhabit. The Batarians are literally on the verge of extinction by the time the reapers invade Earth. Most of the Hanar are fucked too.

just give them Batarian and Hanar systems.
there's also the Terminus, it's basically the wild west. let the Krogan sort that shit out.

>>160629084
Why tho? Wrex and Bakara seem to be able to control Krogans.
>inb4 Wrex is old
He still has few hundred years ahead of him, female possibly more.
Also, krogans will surely not start another rebellion when they learn they were deceived,. Good job.

>>160629447
It's also implied Grunt will take over after Wrex.

he's full grown and still has an entire lifetime ahead of him

>>160626791
But that's objectively wrong, you stupid nigger. Jack was supposed to be a squadmate in ME3 but they cut her to pander to their shitty Talicancer fanbase.
>>160625505
Not even him but I will fuck your shit up.

>>160629043
From a gameplay perspective, I guess, but both seemed pretty boring as characters. At least Grunt sometimes says funny shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0PsjaAEv0U

Though I actually do like Zaeed because he's the only one of the "morally ambiguous" ME2 squaddies who's honest about being a bastard. With the other squaddies like Jack (who crashed a space station into a moon and was a violent criminal for 20 years) or Miranda (who expressed knowledge about murder and kidnapping from her organization and still serves Cerberus despite it) or Thane (who just killed whoever he was asked to kill, it's unlikely all of them deserved it 100%) the game pretty much just quietly brushes over all the crimes they likely committed in favor of "lel aren't they le edgy and quirky? XP". With Zaeed, it seems like they're going that way at first with all of his colorful war stories and sarcastic comments on missions. But then his loyalty mission comes and you straight up see him burn innocent people to death in pursuit of his goals, and proudly boast about how little of a fuck he gives. You can also react to this appropriately, by telling him to shut the fuck up, punching him in the jaw, shoving a gun into his face, and potentially just outright killing him. Really should have been an option for more characters in the game.

>>160622959
It comes with instructions, Autismo.

>>160629743
>Jack was supposed to be a squadmate in ME3

I've seen Jackfags repeat this but I've never actually seen any proof.

>>160627453
>Because it's the right and honourable thing to do.
Being the nice thing =/= the right thing.
>>160628620
They couldn't even not nuke their own planet into oblivion. The Krogan are shitty brutes with nothing to offer but overwhelming force, and that's only good in war.

>>160629937
It was in the Developer's Diary or whatever the fuck they called it. It came directly from BioWare, newfag.

>>160629743
You won't do shit faggot, try me.

>>160630120
>It was in the Developer's Diary or whatever the fuck they called it.

Post it then.

>>160630012
Well, they survived nuclear holocaust, then the salarians came with "well guys you're cool now come win a war for us" attitude.
And i agree, they are brutes, but under right leadership they can become something more than that. Stop being edgy with all that realpolitik

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>>160625505
>jackfags can't handle this much truth

>>160630182
Bitch, I can't even remember what the video is called to look it up.
>>160630169
I've just kidnapped you're mother. reply to this post or she will die.
>>160630410
>but under right leadership they can become something more than that
That's why we should allow them to breed and spread like locusts? You're fucking delusional and stupid. What happens when their brutish natures inevitably win out and reason is pushed to the wayside? We'll talk it out?

>>160629827
>the game pretty much just quietly brushes over all the crimes they likely committed in favor of "lel aren't they le edgy and quirky?
I hate that shit where ever i see it, and i really hate it in bioware games but I never got that feeling in the me2 aquadmates.

Miranda is perfect genetically but she's socially retarded and has no fucking clue what to do if her plans don't work. she also refuses to believe Cerberus would do all the bad shit it has done. some serious brainwashing was done there.

Jack only knows pain and anger. it's no surprise her answer to everything in me2 is violence

And Thane regrets every killing he does. why do you think he prays for himself after every time he kills?

i mean i get why you'd think their "funny and quirky" cause of all the banter and comments they make during missions. but i guess that's cause of with shitty bioware writting

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>>160630502
>Talicancers can't handle the fact that their waifu a shit and must tear down other waifus to prop themselves up

>>160630182
why do you think she's the only me2 squadmate that got such a huge cosmetic change? why do you think she's the only non-squadmate character in me3 to have one of those 360 degree concept art?

>>160630502
don't make me post that citadel scene.

>>160630594
>Bitch, I can't even remember what the video is called to look it up.

Then it probably doesn't exist. I think there was something about there being temporary squadmates early in ME3's development, but this idea was long cut by the time the game actually started being made. Most likely jackfags took that tidbit, figured Jack would be one of the mission-specific squadmates, and then somehow that mutated into "a minor character with no plot relevance from ME2 was going to be a full squadmate and then Tali fans ruined it".

>>160630594
>Implying humans are not acting like a locust
Primary drive of any species is breeding, is that really that hard to get over the fact that krogan are just better at it? There are some individuals in our own history that thought genocide is kewl because it doesn't affect us at all.
Guess what.

>>160630949
>why do you think she's the only me2 squadmate that got such a huge cosmetic change?

Maybe because being bald and topless would look would look fucking retarded when she's a teacher?

That's seriously the totality of your evidence?Jackfags really are desperate.

>>160630754
>must tear down other waifus to prop themselves up

nice try, this whole autism started when a jackfag responded to a scene with Tali by making his ten thousandth post bitching about how Tali has more screen time than Jack.

>>160629845
I always manage to fuck it up somehow

>>160625505
>>160628742
Wait what? I took Jack all the time and almost never took Mordin. I played an adapt though so dat warp bomb

>>160630628
>Miranda is perfect genetically but she's socially retarded and has no fucking clue what to do if her plans don't work. she also refuses to believe Cerberus would do all the bad shit it has done. some serious brainwashing was done there.

Yeah, but it's all limited to just saying edgelord shit like "my men are expendable" or "killing those quarians to kidnap that child for experimentation was justified and nothing personal", or "Jack was a mistake". We never actually see her do anything vile. Nor do we get to react appropriately to her rhetoric like we can with Zaeed. There should have been an option to kill the Cerb squaddies early on, or have them arrested on the Citadel, for a Paragon player. Instead we just have to sit there and take her bullshit, even if Shepard was a Sole Survivor who had all his friends killed by Cerberus.

>Jack only knows pain and anger. it's no surprise her answer to everything in me2 is violence

Same deal with Miranda. She says lots of edgelord shit, but we never see her actually do anything bad, and Shepard can't even react appropriately to the edgelord shit. But I suppose that's a general problem of ME2 making Shepard a total beta in like 80% of plot-relevant conversations to keep the plot going. See also: Aria.

>And Thane regrets every killing he does. why do you think he prays for himself after every time he kills?

Every time we see or hear of him killing someone, it's always someone who deserves it. His big borderline tearful confession is about the time he killed a bunch of pirates who murdered his wife. Because he did it slowly. We never see him killing someone who didn't deserve it, we don't even hear of it.

>i mean i get why you'd think their "funny and quirky" cause of all the banter and comments they make during missions. but i guess that's cause of with shitty bioware writting

All the characters make lots of quips, yeah, regardless of how appropriate it is for their personality.

>>160631905
tl;dr

>>160631040
Temp squadmates were cut when the number of missions was cut, but Jack being a squadmate was cut much later in development. There are flags for responses from Jack in numerous missions.

>>160631050
The Krogan breeding like rabbits isn't a good or allowable thing. They consume more than they produce and are literally comparable to locusts in that regard. Every female can produce thousands of offspring and Krogan can live for 2000 years. That's a blight, not comparable to humans AT ALL. Get your head out of your ass.

>>160632196
>but Jack being a squadmate was cut much later in development. There are flags for responses from Jack in numerous missions.

again, proof of this? I've never even seen this is a rumor outside of /meg/.

>>160631596
Check the page on the Nexus. I think there's an easy-to-follow guide in the comments for inexperienced modders.
>>160632405
You can google it. There are multiple reddit threads and articles that show up.

>>160632361
So basically you believe all that salarians/turians tell you 'bout krogan, because their "supahweapon" in rachni wars backfired on them. Like who would have thought treating anyone like a slave can incite a revolt.
Jeez you're brainwashed beyond any help.

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>>160631176
she's literally the only character in me3 outside the squad mates to have one of these pics

why would they make that had they not planned to make her into a squad mates?

>>160632478
>You can google it. There are multiple reddit threads and articles that show up.

I haven't found anything via googling, care to link something?

>>160632587
>why would they make that had they not planned to make her into a squad mates?

It's literally just a picture of her model. You cannot be real right now.

>>160632573
>What kind of idiot believes the established lore? Such a moran!
Nice headcanon, homo. There's a reason Mordin can side with you on NOT curing the genophage.

did you guys know Hackett's black ass is from Argentina?

>>160632738
>It's literally just a picture of her model. You cannot be real right now.
go find a non-squadmate character picture like that

>>160632815
yes, because i'm an autist who reads the codex. it says right at the beginning of his entry that he was born in Buenos Aires.

>>160632738
>I haven't found anything via googling, care to link something?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=jack+squadmate+mass+effect+3
You can check the comments of some of the reddit threads for discussion about dialog flags and such that are still in the coding.
>It's literally just a picture of her model. You cannot be real right now.
Those pics were put out by BioWare and were only made of Shepard, full squadmates, enemies, and Jack. While not irrefutable proof by any stretch, it is part of the puzzle.

>>160632782
Seriously, you bring Mordin as an argument on NOT curing the genophage.
When he wants to cure the genophage.
I can't even.

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>>160632815
>>160632976
So was Rico. So what?
>>160633048
He can be persuaded to NOT cure the Genophage, idiot. All you have to do is help him get beyond his guilt and see reason. He even fakes his own death to help you sell the lie to the Krogan. Are you being intentionally stupid?

>>160632976
i like that it has that audio of a guy reading it for you. if it didn't id never even look at it.

>>160633215
>Using side renegade shitty option as an argument
Yeah, you can also like throw entire galaxy into Reaper genocide by not choosing anything in the end of ME. Damn Bioware and their choices!

>>160633001
>You can check the comments of some of the reddit threads for discussion about dialog flags and such that are still in the coding.

I have checked them, they turn up zero evidence for Jack being a squadmate. The closest is this:

>The only evidence I've seen that some squadmates got more than their cursory appearance is the fact that some of them have deleted voice files in the source code:
>http://holdtheline.com/threads/datamining-the-trilogy-aka-things-that-were-cut.2073/
>Jack, Jacob, Zaeed and Grunt were all supposed to have dialogue (likely through a cutscene), while Jack and Jacob have their ME2 in-combat taunts and shouts present in the London files.

Which is hardly evidence; at most it's indicative of all the ME2 squadmates having an additional line in a cutscene. If she really was supposed to be a squadmate, we'd actually have something substantial. Or there'd be evidence of it in the first leak (there wasn't, just the eight we have). Or the developers would've said something. In fact, going through that link of all cut material continues to produce absolutely no evidence of Jack being a planned squadmate. Just this:

>There's voiceovers for Zaeed, Jack and her students and Geth troopers fighting in London. Including a scene like the one where you see Vega with a squad of soldiers -- where Jack would give her students a pep talk (apparently only if you convinced her to put them on the frontlines). Plus in-combat banter for them and Jacob, IIRC. Most of it is recycled from ME2, but it IS specifically in London's files regardless.

>Those pics were put out by BioWare and were only made of Shepard, full squadmates, enemies, and Jack. While not irrefutable proof by any stretch, it is part of the puzzle.

It really isn't. Those pics cost no effort to make. Likely they just did it to show off her new model.

>>160633215
>He even fakes his own death to help you sell the lie to the Krogan

>Moridn literally dies for your sins.

fuck you anon, fuck you.

>>160633384
>Yeah, you can also like throw entire galaxy into Reaper genocide by not choosing anything in the end of ME
Which is relevant how?
>>160633490
He doesn't have to. He can just chill on a beach while the Krogan do the only thing they're good for: murder.

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>>160632815

Some latin people are pretty light skinned like Cameron Diaz. Others are really dark.

if Anderson is from L O N D O N how come David Keith didn't give him a British accent?

why would anyone save the council?

what would reaper-afied Hanar look like?

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>>160634058

Some people like to go full paragon.

I'm glad they're removing that shit system for Andromeda.

>>160634257
but they're so insufferable and if i were shep i'd definitely think they were against me

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>>160634194
>reaper-afied Hanar
too easy.

>>160634367
whoa shit

what would Drell and volus look like?

>>160634058
because doing so also saves the mega-dreadnought that's four times as large as a normal 1-km dreadnought. It's worth a hell of a lot more than the ships you sacrifice to save it. Especially against a Reaper.

>>160634470
http://lmgtfy.com/?t=i&q=reaper-afied+volus

>>160634575
oh shit cool

what would a de-reaperafied reaper look like?

>>160634673

Play Leviathan dlc.

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>>160634721
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uAeYbdS27nE/maxresdefault.jpg

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>>160634473
good point

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>>160634673

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>>160635203
i must be in a good fucking mood cause thats funny as hell

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>>160632478
I got it to work, guess it was just good luck

how come ME3 starts with Shepherd in canada?

and what do earths political borders look like in the ME universe?

if Fornax magazine was real would you guys buy it?

>>160635460

The USA has annexed Canada and Mexico, as well as some Caribbean Islands. There was a civil war over it.

http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/United_North_American_States

China is still a thing, now called the Chinese People's Federation.

The European Union is apparently a state now.

Other than that we don't really know.

>>160635702
hmm that kinda sucks.

what do female salarian's look like?

>>160636048
almost exactly like the males, we see some in ME3.

>>160636439
shieeet they all look the same. i never even noticed their were any female salarians other than the new councilor

why was the're no romance for Samara?

>>160635702
>In 2149 CE, following the discovery of a cache of Prothean technology on Mars, the United North American States and seventeen other nations ratified the Systems Alliance charter, establishing a representative political body to expand and defend human territory.
What are the seventeen other nations? Basically everyone else we see in space, because fuck all the poor countries?

>>160636756
Resources.

>>160636805
>What are the seventeen other nations?
1. Acanaxico
2. China
3. EU
4. 2nd Russian Empire
5. Persian Empire
6. Greater India
7. Australian-Pacific Confederacy
8. Switzerland
9. Arab or Israeli dominated middle east
10. South African super state
11. Congolese Empire
12. Ethiopia(plus occupied Somalia)
13. West African dictatorship
14. North African Super state
15. Brazil
16. Gran Colombia
17. Peru-Bolivian union
18. Southern Cone Alliance

>>160628742
>Grunt
>Zaeed
>Thane

>Bad

>>160617237
>watch the liara moment
>her last words are "I am yours"

could you get anymore whyfoo bait

>>160614284
>>"I h-have a home..."
i don't get it? the Normandy? didn't she get her home planet back?

the fuck is she talking about?

>>160638393
which is worse Tali or Liara?

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how bad would a Mass Effect movie be?

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>>160638852
Tali is blatant waifu bait but she has interesting character moments surrounding her hatred of the geth race and her place in that war, as well as a mouthpiece to give you a window into Quarian culture

Liara's entire point from the very beginning is to serve as Shepard's ONE TRUE WUVE to the point where if you don't want a romance, it's hard to avoid being shoehorned into fucking Liara.

I don't hate Liara, but I find her flip-flopping around Shepard annoying.

>>160639017
It all depends on how it's handled, but there's too much story to cram into one movie so mediocre would be the best case scenario.

>>160639146
>>160638393
>>160617237
How triggered are you all going to be when you meet an asari with the surname Shepard in Andromeda?

>>160639269
Not that triggered because him getting with Liara is clearly the "canon" option, I just find the character's romance annoying.

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do you guys think Shep ever looks at himself in the mirror and thinks what an absolute fucking non human absolute monster he's become?

do you guys think his teeth rattle around and make a ringing noise when he shoots his rifle?

do you think Shep ever cries when he's alone in his quarters because he realizes he'd be better off dead?

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>>160639314
>him

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>>160639146
seeing Liara go from innocent nerd to ruthless shadow broker was kewl, if a bit cliche

>>160639269
how would that even happen?

the arks left when Shepard was fighting the collectors

>>160639170
it would be easy, it would be a trilogy.
1st. male shep. one is the major missions Ash romancebut still having an interest in Liara

2nd. recruitment montage, major missions, most survive, Miranda romance, and side story with Liara becoming SB/ continued sexual interest

3rd. part 1.reaper invasion of everywhere, go to mars, find device, find old allies, make them part of crew, go to tachunka, cure genophage, liara romance

3rd part 2. montage of geth getting rekt and giving q's thier homeland. hear thessia is under attack, Thessia falls(all is lost moment), device still being built. citadel attacked,device almost done go after Cerberus hq, device done, "priority Earth", device activated, shoots fucking gigantic beam of fucking white energy into center of galaxy, DEVICE FUCKING EXPLODES, HOLY SHIT WTF HAPPENED, REAPERS SUDDENLY STOP MOVING/ATTACKING, SHINING WHITE LIGHTS BEAM OUT LIKE CRACKS IN REAPERS, REAPERS EXPLODE(climax), victory montage, sighs of relief, cries of victory, cries of grief). Shepard funeral. movie ends with liara last one left at grave site.

BAM there's you're movie now just hire actors.

>>160639419
>that.

>>160639269
I'd just assume Liara named the kid that without Shepard's consent, and he's too busy banging Tali in a house near the beach to care.

Seems like something she'd do. She still pulls that insane girlfriend act between ME1 and ME2 even if you barely talked to her in ME1 and only knew her for like a month.

>>160640470
And they arrive 600 years after ME3. In that time humanity went from lead projectiles and fossil fuel engines to interstellar travel. Who's to say the Milky Way can't develop more advanced long-range travel in that time, especially assuming a Control/Synthesis ending is canon?

>>160640917
i'd assume rebuilding the galaxy has priority over those ships we sent to "bum fuck" the galaxy, which we don't know if they even got there or where they landed.

>>160640917
>>160641159

>especially assuming a Control/Synthesis ending is canon?
wait no fuck that. destroy has to be the canon ending.

>>160638740
Notice how unlike the other quarians she doesn't change her name to vas Rannoch? But she still said "when this is over, I'll have a home" when claiming land on Rannoch early on. I think this is tied into the conversation earlier where Shepard said he'd understand if Tali needed to stay on Rannoch rather than finish the war with him, but she refused: "Whatever happens, I want to be with you". I think she decided over the course of the arc that her real home is where her love is, after she was told her whole life that this planet is her home, and that he matters to her more than anything else.

In this way it also ties back to Legion's line. Which was something like "dirt and rock are not home". in other words, Shepard was erring when he told her to leave and build a home. Because to Tali, it wouldn't be a home without him there. "Come back to me" and all that.

At least, that's how I interpreted it.

>>160640917
There is no canon ending, stupid. That's the entire point of going to Andromeda.

>>160641435
>Notice how unlike the other quarians she doesn't change her name to vas Rannoch?
wait they all change their names to that?

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is there anyway Mordin survives in me3?

>>160641854
No, he's one of the few guaranteed dead.

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>>160642021
ok

Do you get any special dialogue if you romance Tali in 2, keep it going, then get her killed on rannoch?

>>160641854
>>160642150
Yes. You can can persuade him to not cure the genophage and fake his death to convince the Krogan he died curing them. It can only happen if Wrex and Eve are both dead though. Wrex has to be killed in ME1, and you have to destroy Maelon's research in ME2 to make sure it happens.

>>160642667
>It can only happen if Wrex and Eve are both dead though.
ah shit.

>>160641557
Well, Shala did in that email, and Tali names that one dead guy on the mission to rescue Koris as "vas Rannoch". So I assume so.

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>spend almost all my credits on the Black Widow
>fully upgrade it
>turns out its fucking terrible

M-13 Raptor for life desu lads desu

>>160645218
Not sure if serious.

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que?

>>160645421

I am 100% serious.

If I were playing as an Infiltrator then yea the Black Widow would probably be the best.

>>160645735

Could be a glitch, but it could also be a shield generator or engineer nearby.

>>160645779
The Raptor is just a shitty AR. You would be better served by a Harrier with a scope.

ded

>>160645864
probably the latter

>>160647915
When he zooms in for the first time you see something move

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I just read about the foam incident in San Jose...

>>160648753
remove rednosebeast

>>160648848
remove femtur

Bioware pls give me andromeda now I have been very good

>>160650305
>bioware please hurt me now I have been very good
why would you want this?

>>160648532
that's hilarious

>>160650737
Some people like pain

>>160633464
>>160633001
It's in the ME3 artbook. This shit has been asked 3-4 times by now, always asked by a Talicancer, each time got BTFO. Jack was going to be a squadmate and then Weekes realized that they were going to leave out Tali in favour of Jack and he just couldn't have that. I think Chris L'Etoile also confirmed it, but I might be wrong on that one.

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>>160651021
I know right?

http://www.mercurynews.com/2016/11/18/chemical-foam-spilling-from-hanger-at-san-jose-international-airport/

>“When it goes off, all of the foam gets discharged,”
>“It makes lots and lots of foam,”

>>160652271
>always asked by a Talicancer, each time got BTFO.
one could argue about who got BTFO considering who is a squadmate and who isn't. just saying...

>>160652380
I'll be OK. I'll just activate sing-along mode.

>>160652318
lol they actually said that. He must have known what he was saying

>>160652494
>sing-along mode
Jesus. I don't care who your waifu is. You can't justify that shit. Do talifags actually like that scene?

>>160652271
>It's in the ME3 artbook

Cite the specific line then.

>>160654108
Jesus Christ....

do people still play ME3 multiplayer (PC)?
was thinking about reinstalling and jumping back on

>>160655568
some do yeah, but a few weeks back someone mentioned most of the betterpeople who played it jumped ship to Overwatch and now there's just shitters left.

Hey guys long time no see, i'm doing my yearly mass effect playthroughs so you know what time it is

humanity first you fucking xeno sympathisers

>>160656735
>Hey guys
Hey you, glad to see you too!
Fuck you!

>>160633048
He can be persuaded to not cure the genophage if both Wrex and his waifu are ded.

Really his hope for redeeming the species hang on two extraordinary individuals dragging their species into le current year.

However that doesn't change that if you didn't fail during previous games, curing the genophage is still the right thing to do. The actual threat is much smaller than it used to be in days when only citadel races were salarians and asari - at time of reaper wars the additional resources of turians, humans and geth provide more than enough counters should krogan become too uppity.

So if Andromeda was funded by unknown private organizations does that mean there's a potential Liara is involved as the Shadow Broker?

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>>160660019
I agree, just not so sure 'bout the geth ( red magic ). And i know that you can persuade Mordin about the genophage, but you have to be a total asshole and idiot in the previous games and ME 3 to do that.

>>160654439
Yeah. As a Talicancer i should call you on your bullshit, but you still may be right. But it's not in the artbook.

>>160660565
>But it's not in the artbook.
Then you didn't check, or you would have found it. Check again, it is there.

>some artist just draw an additional piece of art, common dev thing
>most of the development materials are never will be released anyway
>Jackfag crying about his shit-tier edgy waifu, which was never meant to be a squadmate in ME3

>>160660565
Sorry m8, i checked whole ME 3 artbook just for you and it ain't there. Maybe in the other one

>>160661837
Obviously meant >>160661220

http://orig03.deviantart.net/9ee8/f/2015/054/5/2/liara_twins_for_michael_by_philipmessina-d5x707z.png

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>>160662850
Fucking Liarafags....

>>160662885
Sorry for getting your cock hard

>>160664532
To Liara. LIARA!

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>>160664682
If it's so easy to make you hard here you are.
Liara's sister

>>160664818
Jesus Christ, this is a SFW-board. At least spoiler.

>>160629327
Or just fire them to Andromeda or the Magellanic Clouds with Mass Relay Blueprints and a pat on the shoulder.

>>160635330
This hurts you?

http://orig01.deviantart.net/7b2f/f/2016/325/9/4/dancing_asari_sketch_by_b9tribeca-dap45yi.jpg

>>160652730
No, and none of them said they did.

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Asari are for _______

>>160667364
I found it silly but endearing.

>>160668621
being removed from council for withholding crucial intelligence from other council members throughout its existence

literally worse than what quarians did

>>160668728
>you have to share knowledge with the pleb
>implying Humans/Turian/Salarian wouldnt hold intelligence back for their own

>>160668939

>Know the reapers are coming
>Belittle the upstarts who learn it from independent source
>Do literally nothing to boost defenses of the galaxy
>All of this only to save face and look more dignified than you deserve.

>>160668621

lewd

>>160668654
Too. It's cringeworthy but cute.
Like any relationship is based only on serious interactions.

If the asari had shared this info even as late as the ME2-ME3 time skip, the entire plot of ME3 could have been avoided.

You investigate the beacon. Ask about the Reapers that the Spectre and his team have been ranting about and ways to beat them. The Vendetta AI directs you towards the schematics on Mars and tells you how to use the Crucible after testifying that the Reapers are real (which will be even harder to deny after ME2). Crucible gets constructed and fired while Shepard is still detained, destroying the Reapers (and geth). Tens of billions of people have their deaths averted, galactic society stays intact, Shepard's team gets all the medals, and everyone lives happily ever after (except the robots, I guess).

Instead hundreds of worlds had to burn to reach the same end.

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I like Jack

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>>160668654
>>160669706

Recent fics and lists?

Which fics do you consider canon in a sort of I wish that happened in-game way?

anyone find any good Andromeda fan art yet?

>>160671736
>Vorcha squadmate that uses body paint to emulate armor

neato

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>>160647871

>ditching my raifu

>>160671758
the asari werent able to get the knowledge from the beacon you idiot.
It was Shepard and Javik who were the first ones to decypher the information and the fist to talk to the Prothean AI.
Maybe if you payed more attention to the plot than on Talis gypsie ass you wouldnt look like a total sperg now.

>people support giving the krogan anything at all when ME3 is over

They are too dangerous to be in a room with anyone, male or female (especially female). They are a walking rape hazard and should be treated as such even if they have no intent to rape. They are too physically powerful and must be restrained.

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>>160675779
>"Genophage cured, Krogan free. New beginning.... For all of us"

>>160675327
They obviously knew enough to derive a technological advantage from having it. And to show it to Shepard halfway through the game. They knew what they were doing.

>hey this Prothean beacon looks like it could be important, given the last one warned about an impending apocalypse should we show it to the one guy in the galaxy who can understand Prothean beacon messages?
>nah

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>couldn't romance best asari
>had to settle with pudgy face 109 year old virgin

>>160668621
Emracing eternity ofcourse

>>160668728
>worse than what quarians did

There is literally no moral argument against killing synthetics

>>160676875
same goes for quarians

>>160676875

B-but muh sapience!

>>160676773

Absolutely the prettiest asari in the entire series.

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>>160677352
Ahem

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reminder to never sympathise with xeno scum

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>>160677472
I would hate fuck Aria's ass so fucking hard

>>160677546
>xeno
is that, that one Scientologist god?

>>160677546
you picked Kaidan over Liara?

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>>160677552
And how do you plan on getting there, bitch-boy?

>>160676002
t. rape apologist

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>>160677352
Damn right

>>160677472
Aria wasn't pretty, but she was pretty hot, also a good companion, made me play Omega DLC entirely renegade

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Who do you think Earthborn Shepard's parents were?

>>160677754
fuck it then, i'd let her dominate me. face sitting, dick shaming, all that shit.

>>160677887
Mother is still alive, Hack it out is probably his uncle or some shit

>>160677887
well Earth born shep was a gang member, so in the words of 2pac

"Papa was a motherfuckin, joke
Used to find dope in his coat
And nearly choked when he'd tell me not to smoke
Daaamn, don't get me started
My mama smoked so God damn much
When she was pregnant I'm surprised I ain't retarded"

i also assume they abandoned him at some point.

>>160677717
youre not very good at reading, are you my xeno sympathising friend

>>160677785
Mordin raped someone?

>>160678067
who's xeno?

>>160678067
so its the Tranny, you are still a fag.

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>>160674857

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>>160676773
She should have been in the Citadel DLC desu

Also, is there an Asari who DOESN'T want to fug Shepard?

I bet even Councillor Tevos wants a piece of that

>>160678178
in your dreams you xeno sympathising degenerate

>>160678118
xenos are degenerate aliens who aren't humans

>>160677472

She's hot, but she's not as pretty as purple Shiala.

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>>160677895
Oh, you'd "let" her.

Besides, she ain't into any of that shit.

>>160677698

No, that's Xenu, or something.

>>160678287

Tevos does somewhat imply flirtations, doesn't she?

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>>160678242
damn

>>160678293
but aren't humans also aliens? also isn't xeno the name of that Scientologist god?
>>160678426
>Xenu
maybe that's what he means

>>160678336
i'd pay 1000 dollars to put my face in that ass for 2 minutes

Lewd waifus walking naked in your home?

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>>160678426
>Tevos does somewhat imply flirtations, doesn't she?

Little slut

>>160678519
>but aren't humans also aliens? also isn't xeno the name of that Scientologist god?
no

>maybe that's what he means

how do you not know what xeno means, I mean you sympathise with them enough

>>160678426
>>160678651
When?

>>160678754
She 'mirrin shepard when he comes to see her in Udina's office, just before the Thessia mission

Even gives his pecs a little squeeze

>>160678754

When you decide to help her, I think. I could be wrong, I haven't played the third game since the EC came out.

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Tevos a slut

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>>160678643
sounds nice

>>160678687
>I mean you sympathise with them enough
i have a dick, i wanna stick it in purple bitches with nice asses.

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>>160678918
>she had what she liked to call her 'aide' inside her folds

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>>160678918
I always open these things and scroll down 2/3 of the way through, it's fucking hilarious without the context

>"R-round tw-aaaaahhh" Shepard pushed his cock inside her ass in one, hard go. thankfully it was well lubricated already"

>>160678643

Wearing nothing but your too large shirt?

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>Matriarch Trellani
>(twice)

So he was just bullshitting about Humanity first right?

>>160679639

The Illusive Man is a power fantasy of his writer, nothing more.

>He's so badass and cool, he sleeps with a new chick every day, including an asari matriarch AND TWINS! XD All while coolly smoking cigarettes and drinking scotch
>DON'T STEAL

>>160679639
yeah he's cancer ridden race traitor

>>160679305
Oh baby.
With her nipples poking proudly at the fabric.

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>have to romance qt aliens with this little faggot bitch boy

no thanks

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>>160680251
i'd assume their will be character customization, as their is with all bioware games since DAO

and considering some people were able to make their DAI character look either beautiful or badass. i think it'll be alright.

>>160680590
It's confirmed. Also you'll meet your parent who will be affected by your appearance.

Or so they say.

>>160680590
I hope we can edit the body type because male ryder is a skinny little fag

>>160680251
>that patchy bum fluff
is this fag fresh out of puberty or whats his problem?

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>>160680238

H*ll yes!

>>160680806
they wanted to please their targetgroup

>>160680718
that's cool, i remember in DA2 they did the same thing. like if you make a dark skinned Hawke your family would also have hark skin and different hair.

>>160680806
c'mon it is bioware we're talking about here. don't expect that.

>>160681000
is that tumblr loving landwhales or horny waifufags?

>>160681141
Horny waifuloving tumblrfags.

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All I want is for the main dude to look like Henry Cavill in a totally no-homo kind of way.
Photogrammetrify that shit STAT.

>>160681141
SJW nu-male cucks and landwhales/feminists
the guys developing this shit are literally untalented fanboy biodrones who will shit all over what they think is "Mass Effect".
Andromeda is a giant pile of trash.

>>160681286
Yeah, totally. Like who wouldn't want to look like that, right?

>>160681207
>>160681317

oh god. i'm just a waifufag, and even i'm taken aback at how annoying my jack posting can be.

at least i don't go on tumblr

>>160681286
well if you try had enough you can get the face to look like that, as for the body, Fallout 4 is the only game i know about that has good body and face customization

>>160680251
I bet my ass after 15 min after game launch,there wull be settings posted for Shepard face in Andromeda

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>>160681479
>I bet my ass

>>160662850
Why is she so shiny?

>>160681441
most women probably

>>160682324
scales

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>>160681479
Yeah but it won't be the same without Mark Meer, I'd rather have an almost-shepard face, that would imply ancestry

Which, whether we like it or not will probably be lore anyway

>>160682360

Yeah, like how most men don't want a voluptuous, curvaceous woman's body, r-right?

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>>160673845
Every gentleman of intellect and class does, sir. Fixing broken girls with the power of DICK is a noble calling.

>>160682490
HOLY SHIT
his face always bothered me because I KNOW i've seen it somewhere else outside of ME

Boyd Crowder from Justified looks just like him

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>>160682686
ok good.

>>160682490
>that would imply ancestry
>Which, whether we like it or not will probably be lore anyway
Jesus Christ, the Ark leaves during the events of ME2, retard. How many times must this be stated?

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>>160682774
Default shepard is modelled after some dutch male model

Boyd's hairline is too far back to be shep anyway lol

>>160683026
But you can fuck Ashley in ME1, 2 years pass before ME2 takes place, more than enough time for Ashley to plonk out a baby

Don't underestimate bioware, they WILL shit all over the lore if they think that numales will like it.

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>>160683081
>Boyd's hairline is too far back to be shep anyway lol
well yeah, but they look like they could be related or something

>>160683214
stop it.

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The only good thing that will come out of Andromeda is Matriarch Liara

>>160683214
Fuck off.

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>>160682774
you mean Gerard Pique from FC Barcelona, right?

>>160684304
i don't see it.

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>>160684342
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopagnosia

>>160684807
nah he doesn't have the same intensity in his eyes and that niggas lips are all wrong

>>160676875
There is some moral argument to be had against creating a synthetic species and allowing it to take over your homeworld because you dabbled in forbidden technology though.

>>160685054
>allowing it to take over your homeworld
well it's not like they just gave it up.

>>160685045
your moms lips will be all wrong when I'm done with her

>>160685363
nigga you nasty

>>160685389
so is your mum
did you set that one up intentionally?

>>160685784
i dont care

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>The Geth ally with the reapers twice throughout the games
>Aren't even susceptible to indoctrination
>People still chose them over the Quarians

Literally Hillary voter tier

>>160686031
what would "force them to work together" be?

>>160686031
>not killing the quarians, then choosing destroy
it's like you don't know how to successfully set up genocides

>>160686641
lol holy shit that's like the ultimate dick move

>>160686031
Exactly.

Well educated, sensible, intelligent people aware of the limitations of galactic politics. People who use reason instead of giving in to kneejerk impulses.

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>>160686928
>Well educated, sensible, intelligent people aware of the limitations of galactic politics. People who use reason instead of giving in to kneejerk impulses.