/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

so early

i want to suck pyro's futa cock

I love boobs and pussies

Be honest now, have you used female character models

I have

i want to use a female character model irl

No, because I'm not gay.

>>160839480
Same. Don't forget about ass and hips

>>160839496
My GTA character is a girl. When I buy two Pokémon games, I chose a girl on the one I'll play most and a dude on the other game

>>160839480

I'm not gay but I think vaginas are disgusting

>>160839850
I am gay and I agree with you.

>>160839639
Your gta character is ugly. Like most of the gta chracters but anyway

>>160839480
Gay

>>160839639
would you fuck a trap with a really cute butt

>>160840198
How cute we talking?

>>160840397
Human level of cuteness.

>>160840397
the CUTEST
lucky genes, exercises regularly, silky smooth skin, etc
if you just saw the butt there's no way you could tell its a guy

>>160840670
*Vomits*

>>160841210
oh


:x

Whats the best way to play Pyro these days?

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>>160843013

stabbing an aimbot sniper with 20 killstreak while wearing the gibus/pyro "just a f2p" set

watch him flip out as "fucking f2p" and focus you only for the rest of the match

win, shitpost him hard

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>>160843013
With two medics.

>>160843114
How'd you get a backstab on an aimbot?

They're making fun of us on /v/ again.

>>>/v/358393916

new thread
>>160843549
>>160843549

>He still browses /v/

what are you doing in /v/

>enemy medic overheals every single breathing creature
>our medic switches to pyro after dying once

why why why why

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>>160843013
Something like this

>>160844627
>enemy medic heals the one good player on the enemy team
>our medic heals everyone but me (the only good player on our team)

can't b doing like this

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>>160843114
>stabbing an aimbot sniper
He wasnt using aimbot
or
You got him from the corner while he was shooting at someone else
or
He just let you do it because he want to look legit

>>160843178
same way you snipe an aimbot, wait for him to scope in and shoot so hes stuck in reload

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>Using stock grenade launcher, chargin targe and eyelander
>Dominate a tryhard solly and his pocket med, both with unusuals
>The med starts telling me to git gud with stickies
>Go stock demo
>They leaved because I got a crit sticky on both
>mfw

>>160844698
>4:1 k/d
>Our med still insists on healing the heavy who can't even get more kills than deaths
>Calls our team bad every time he dies

>play medic
>every player insists on being at least 20 feet away at all times
>usually hiding behind walls spamming Medic
>usually to get anywhere near I have to pass two sticky traps two snipers two soldiers and watch my back for scouts and spies all well i only have a retarded heavy near me

>>160848406
Don't play medic for retards, then. If I'm playing med and my team can't protect me, I'll usually switch to a class I'm totally useless as, like sniper or scout.

The Jackpot achievement is not counting round wins.

But somehow I have 4/10.

Should i begin playing mvm now that I have disposable income

>>160849121
Save your disposable income for something that isn't gambling, lad.

>>160845802
>fantasy stories
wow really cool please post more

>>160849440
i hit an airshot once

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few minutes before this screenshot was taken he was bitching about how people didn't protect him as medic

spy mains are truly the niggers of tf2.

>Soldiers that don't protect their meds
Pretty disgusting, desu. If you're constantly letting your med be picked by spies and scouts, can you really blame him for changing classes?

tfw pal doesn't like playing with you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtFERfvc0s0
I keep posting these because I like them, and I'm quite depressed.

>>160849440
TF2 is as good as in 2012

>>160851074
i think talking with people might be more helpful

>>160843114
>>160845802
more fantasy stories

Is Demoknight a viable main?

>>160851562
maybe if you only ever play KOTH or CTF on pubs.

>>160849898
>Soldiers
Pretty disgusting, desu.

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>You are now defending

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>>160851562
You melt infront of enemy Sentry but a pretty cool spycheck and über dropper class. Can take Spy heads or kill any Medic coming closer to your Sentry. Once beefed with heads can halt down any pocket's movement toward your Sentry. Still a good Sniper or Scout main can out play you.
Let's get real you can't be a medic pocket but play as a sweeper subclass; but why?

>>160849898
>ask Soldier to equip Shotgun instead of Crutchboats or Banners
>now that Soldier qualifies as "Pocketable"
>If not, then Medic won't heal that Soldier.
Problem solved. As long as Soldier cover fires for Medic with (stock) Shotgun, he'll keep his RL loaded for blast jumps and Sentry engage.

>>160843691
>>160843741

fucking lol

does overwatch players REALLY think their games takes more skill than tf2

>tfw using the reserve shooter with the liberty launcher
>it actually works really well

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYjxsf66-YE

>>160854340
i will bully you

>>160851074
does anyone know where the 2:22 snippet is from?

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>>160840007
Yeah, it's something about the eyes that ain't right. She could be worse. At least glasses are a thing in the game

>>160840198
I would not

>>160843013
As if there were any good way to play this game in general nowadays

But Detonator jumping and reflects. Basically >>160855314

>>160843104
Him-Dude

>>160855464
unbased retard

>>160855464
what

>>160855464
Whoops. Fucked up again

Just swap those two posts at the end there with one another

>>160855552
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uzRczTrKnw

>>160855556
Iunno

>>160855810
so youre seaying the snippet is from he-dude?

>>160855969
His-Guy, yeah

i bet he would fuck a trap

>>160855464
>Yeah, it's something about the eyes
Nah, it's something about horrible haircut.

>>160856007
o okl thank for the help ! Based !ViVASFa0..

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>>160856012
You'd be a losing man if you bet on that

>>160856046
Dude, that's like the best hairdo in GTA. Fuck outta here with basic buns and ponytails

>>160856151
No problemo, Anonymous 11/22/16(Tue)15:07:04 No.160856151

>>160856249
>>160855464
this isn't team fortress 2™

>>160856610
I talked about Team Fortress 2 in the first post, though

>>160856249
How is that a good hairdo in the first place. No one wear haircut like this irl cuz it's just ugly.

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>>160839496
Only in Skyrim as a female argonian, but that's it.

captcha is racist today btw

My friend wants to spend fucking 70€. Should I stop him?

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>>160856689
ESPN's Sage Steele rocks the shit out of it

Speaking of hair, what's the worst hair cosmetic in TF2?

>>160857325
It's his money, not yours

>>160857325
on what? if it's on tf2 then yes, stop him. if it's on like a new coffee table or something then also stop him, you can get one that's just as good for like 20 at a thrift store.

>>160857371
B-but spending 70€ at TF2 in 2016...

>>160857493
B-but he earned his money, so now he gets to spend it however he likes if it's a steady income

Focus on your finances. Let your friend focus on his

>You shouldn't convince your friends to not make terrible decisions
Why would you ever take advice from a bagboy who still lives with his parents and never graduated from college because it was too hard for him?

>>160858073
I'm not gonna tell my friend "Don't date that girl, bro. She isn't for you". It's his life choice to be with the girl he loves. He has the final say in things. Sure, we can say some pros and cons, but we're not the one pulling the strings for him. He's his own person. He does as he wishes

But you go right ahead and be that cunt who distances himself from his best friends

I enjoy payload.

I enjoy gaylord.

>Giving your friends advice counts as distancing yourself
God damn, you are such a mongoloid. If I think the girl my friend is dating is just some no-good whore, I'll be sure to tell him so, and I expect him to do the same for me. That's what friends are for, after all.

>>160859110
If you've got concrete evidence that "Yeah, so and so is not as good as you think after all" of course you can have a talk with him. If you're just gonna say so for the fuck of it, you're dumb

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>>160857162
are we posting captchas?

>>160858073
Anyway why would you need college education if you can get money without it?
I wish it's will be the same way in my country. Here if you doesnt get any education besides school untill like 30 you will be unable to get work besides "i spent last 15 years in prison and now need to work to eat something tomorrow" tier.

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>>160859342
Someone here posted this one a while back

I like it

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>>160859342

viva we all know you're just projecting so you can try to rationalize spending thousands of dollars on a single free video game and not feel bad about it

>>160859424
If you're American, that's pretty much what happens here. Viva works a minimum wage job that any high schooler could do and calls his life "blessed."

>>160859785
>Trying to convince Viva of his delusion
Why even bother? He's so wrapped up in his "based" persona, nothing can get through to him. Guy clearly needs mental help.

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>>160859868
I've started to make a compilation of viva's "viva-y" moments

http://backpacktf/classifieds?steamid=76561198068100327

do you guys think I'm asking for too much on the big elfin?

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>>160860979
dos

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>>160843013
Pybro: sentry sweeper, prop scorch, sapper removal
Your pick would be Stock or Degreaser with Maul or Neon. Secondary is picked according the situation, effective range or setup.

Flank: follows high ground flank routes backwards, drop diver to sweep/split enemy Medic
Loadout staples are Powerjack and Detonator. Any primary would fit in, depends on the enemy team's setup.

Those two are the most popular, from time being. I do a "Harass" gameplay with Backscratcher and Scorch by roaming around healthkits to shove people into corners. Results were funny, but not effective at all imo.

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>>160861148
tres

Will try to make as many as possible

>>160860979
>>160861148
>>160861302
Why would you givd attention to an attention whore? Are you stupid?
>Sees numbers written in taco
Oh I see.

>>160843013
stock/stock/whatever

powerjack is best melee but all others have uses
you can use degreaser if you like to swap back and forth when fighting projectiles but afterburn and extra airblasts come in handy a lot
there is no reason to use anything other than shotgun if you want to not be complete fodder and still play pyro

>>160861540
Who are you quoting?

>>160861746
You are not good at reading are you?

>>160861952
I am, that's why I know that your le meme greentext is supposed to be used for quoting and not some alternative for *insert action here*

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>>160859510
it was mine too actually

>>160862203
>Wew sorry Moot for not using le greentext the way you wanted to

>>160862434
Who are you quoting?

>᠎he still greentexts

sm᠎h fa᠎m

᠎>᠎>160862605
um

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hello fellow Team Fortress 2 videogamers!!!!

᠎>᠎>᠎160862879
᠎>᠎sorry i forgot how to white text

>Demo with 0 kills and 6 deaths complaining that our team is bad because we have 4+ scouts
>On a 5CP map

>>160863713
Random shit, etc. etc.

>>160863713
reorder your cosmetics so that they make sense etc. etc.

>>160863713
meme arrows etc. etc.

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>VICTORY
>engineer: you're damn right we won

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Why the fuck are tf2gs in Bui's spambot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unMJf2s7bhs

>Engineers who don't build a teleporter entrance straight out of spawn
>Engineers that take 20+ seconds just to open the build menu and put down a level 1 sentry
>Engineers that upgrade their sentry before the dispenser
>Engineers who don't build a dispenser at all

>engineers

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVmWBr4Cw48

I learned so much

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>>160867715
>trying to use alpha blended transparency in a .gif
holy fuck, is anybody actually this fucking bad?

>>160868058
Says the guy who didn't even manage a gif

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>>160868291
>implying gifs are hard
keep practicing

I just played a pub with Corsa :o

>still playing tf2 now that scream fortress is over

>still playing tf2 now that its free

>>160869145
who

>not playing tf2 yet

Hello everyone.

hi

>>160871253
balanced

New wrench/hand replacement idea:

+25 health
+third hit is critical
- no random crits
Replaces hand with robotic hand made form dispenser parts

Replaces dispenser with radar station
+at regular intervals, teammates connected to radar station by its medibeams are briefly shown the position of everybody on the map
+Upgrading radar station shortens interval slightly
- Costs 30 more metal
- Healing and resupply rate reduced by 75%

bad

good

>>160871686
Great idea dude! Keep em' coming! I'm sure Valve will listen and implement this.

>>160871686
Valve tried replacing the dispenser at one point and realized that it was so core to engineer and the flow of the game as a whole that they gave up

>>160871686
You know, theres this thing called Gamesense
It makes it so you can give a pretty good estimate as to where people on the enemy team are at any one point without the need for a radar

local team fortress 2 player named human getting btfo in >>>/trash/6405252

>>160874610
What the fuck is even going on there?

>>160874957
dont question it
you either go with it or go away

I need a (you)

(You)

earn it

i need 2 (you)'s

earn them you bitch

will give nudes for (you)'s

Double (You)

See, this is what happens when you link the /trash/ thread here.

>>160875649
>>160875649
>>160875649
hmm
post id

achoo

i hope you die from a cold

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quality tf2 discussion

did moot sell 4chan to hiro because he banned himself?

>>160875846
bless you

>>160875907
>4chan with no extensions and only the basic layout
I sure am glad we don't live in the fucking dark ages anymore.

>>160875791
no
i got what i want ;)))

damnit
ive been tricked

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hey lads. 30k feet in the air. wat do?
got pkmn AS and phone to keep me distracted.

>>160877001
play pokemon you buffoon

>>160877001
fuck off richfag

>>160877001
>shitposting in an airplane

now that is one thing you shouldnt do not because its wrong but also because its pathetic

pokemon ASS

>>160877001
>posting on your phone
>on a fucking airplane
you're interfering with the electromagnetic waves hitting the pilot's radar you fucking idiot piss off

guys chill the plane has wifi lmao

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>>160877390
TO CONDUCT VITAL RELAY MESSAGES THAT CAN BE HIJACKED THORUGH YOUR PHONE YOU FUCKING MONG TURN OFF YOUR PHONE

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nah lmao
i gotta go fuck a fish

>>160877635
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YO U DOING TO NFCUKGIN SANDNIGGEDR WERE ALL GONNA DIE ND ITS GONAN BE BAECUS IF YOU MOTHER SHITTER GET OFF UR DAMN SHITTINYH FONE HOKMYYN SHOT UR FUCK RED ENJOY 9/11 2 YUO FIRCKER

i have had it with these motherfuckin snakes

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>>160877836

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is he gay, /tf2g/?

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>>160838950
post photos of you

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>>160877960
YPU YHTINK THIS IS ADRIKVING GAYME TPEO[PLE DIDE IN 9/1 AND ITDS ALL BECASUEOF JEB BUSG ON A AIRPMLANE ON HIS PGGHONE AND THE DIED TIN YOI THINK YTHIAT PEOPLE LAFEHUED>?????????? NOOOOOOOOOO2 YOU THINK YOU TR SOOOOOKOIOOO FU NNI BUT YUR NOT UR JUST A FUCK YUO PLAY [OEKEMON LIKE A FAGOOT AND YOU PROLLY ARE GAY TOOOO ADHN UYOUYN ON FUCKING LAGHOING PEOPLE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
>>160878297
ARE YOU EVEN FUCKIJNG TRUYYIN GTHIS IS TF2 AND NOT UR FUCKIJNG GAY LOSER POENKENMON THESHI5T AND YIUO ARE FUCKONG BRORN AN DTRUOING TO KILL BABIEDS INNCONENT BABIES AND THYRRE NOT EVENN SIN FUCKERES NO LIFEW POLIEN TRERROEIST ISISI SHIITT!!

>>160878412
>tfw no-one ever took a screenshot of you

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>>160878474
i just saw that one while browsing my feed, that was from 2 days ago

>>160878412
this was from sometime when i had my old unusual, nice tho

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>>160878412

>tfw my viva fanfic continuation died unnoticed with the last thread
damn

>>160879053
i liked it
im sure viva will like it too if you repost it

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Am I the only one who hates the default colour for the special eyes?

>>160879703
viva is a total bottom wtf
4/10 cause i liked the memes

>>160879771
paint em australium gold
that's what i did

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>>160879703
dude

>>160879782
HATE DOESN'T COUNT AS CRITISISM

y-youre welcome viva

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>>160879703
damn my man

>>160880041
You're hot and great fanfic material
>>160880398
Steal my credit and I'll fuckin cut you

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>>160879703
>>Viva puts it in my ass I think

>>160880550
i posted the other one in the last thread silly
>Also got to read the other one from the last thread
>Thanks, guys

>>160880701
oh ok that's fine but if you steal my credit I will fuckin cut you

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Blaris cringed, too

Nice job, tf2g

*steals your credit card*
*buys hats and bad dragon toys online*

>>160880981
sounds like he's secretly turned on

>>160881141
this
Viva this is your chance

>>160881141
Nah, sounds like he's laughing and cringing as well

>>160881314
We're both heterosexual. Keep dreaming

>>160881619
If you swap some of the letters it says that you're both homosexual

Viva coming out of the closet ???

>"I-I'm not gay though" Viva said between moans, as Blaris pushed deeper into his hot spicy mexican hole
>"Not that there's anything wrong with that..."

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>>160881930
this is fucking great

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>>160881930
wew

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mfw spicy mexican holes

>>160882720
Nah, you went too far, there

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>>160882720
quality stuff

we're never getting matchmaking are we

>>160883389
It's just best to leave family out of it

Go back to talking about Team Fortress 2 instead

>>160883389
i'm turned on

viva isnt for lewd
viva is for cute! CUUUTE!

>>160883464
>"Viva's family get-together, coming soon"
>>160883495
Me too
>>160883532
I need viva porn ASAP

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>>160884360
>mfw I fapped
>mfw viva will never recover
>mfw today is national viva fanfic day

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>we killed viva
damn

>>160885863
You can't kill me

I'm just distracted by Smackdown and Pokémon, though

>>160884360
>viva's mouth full of shit
what else is new

can someone add viva's generic ", though." phrase to one of these

>>160886243
>>160881930
forgot about the comma but whatever

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>>160878429

>>160879771
>>160879853
Get two pairs and paint one Australium Gold then wear them both because this American hat game actually lets you.

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>>160881930

YES.

>>160886034
Pokémon is an anime, though.
Do you finally admit to being a filthy degenerate, though?

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>>160888995
Doesn't look like weeaboo trash to me

>he chose the worst starter
typical

>>160889384
I was originally gonna stick to Rowlet, but I felt bad with Popplio getting way too much hate when the starters were revealed. Plus, Water and Fairy are in my top 5 favorite Types, so I couldn't resist when Primarina's typing was revealed

My favorite class is the Medic

>>160889659
isnt popplio pretty much the most praised starter
i mean at least people draw a fuckton of porn of her

>>160889829
Nah, when all three were revealed, Rowlet got the most praise, and rightfully so. It's a fucking Owl with a bowtie. It's adorable as fuck. Popplio got the most hate

Gross, dude. This is a family video game

I wrote that bit about you putting produce in a brown paper bag

i want to produce on viva's face

This is getting steamy

>>160888995
>Pokémon is an anime
It was a game first you fucking nignog

>>160889829
>Popplio
>her

>>160891141
>It was a game first you fucking nignog
this
animefags are fucking retarded

tf2g belongs to anime

>>160890331
Yeah, we don't bag the stuff in Produce. Cashiers do the bagging themselves. Plus, brown paper bags aren't used around these parts, as far as I know. It's only ever been plastic ones, in my lifetime

>>160891141
To be fair, Popplio's final evolution is a Mermaid, not a Merman

Are there any tactics you've found to be particularly effective?

>>160891885
Kick bottom scoring shitters. People that replace them should play the objective and cap/defend, or they'll get kicked too

Best tactic

>>160891885
well ADADAD movement is useless against a sentry, for starters
best tactic at approaching sentries is slow, crouched movement, and listen to the beeps when it targets you
then you can shoot 3 stickies and m2

thats the most useful tactic against sentries

>>160891885
height advantage is a real thing
you can be good at hitting pills one day but couldn't hit the side of a barn the next
wait for the scout to jump twice if you're going to shoot his feet

>>160891885
Sticky jumper is hilariously imba on open air maps.

>>160891885
When defending, encourage your entire team to go engineer.
If they don't obey at first, hop on your mic and tell them you're recording for YouTube.

why the fuck do people play pyro when attacking on an a/d map
they get destroyed by the defense classes and have next to nothing to offer for an offensive push
it just doesn't make any fucking sense

someone gave me an unusual and i dont like it and it is worth a bit i want to sell it

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It's never coming, is it.

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>>160878412

>>160895962
sad display

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Daily reminder to do your part in making tf2 economy great again

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just use community servers bro!!!!

>want to play some sawmill
>4 players combined in over 3 servers
>about 20 empty servers
>alright how about any koth map then
>one server with 24 people
>about 20 servers with under 10 people
>about 150 empty servers
>fine, give me anything at this point
>filter out vsh, deathrun, trade, minecraft, slender, achievement, orange, pony, etc etc
>all im left with is dustbowl and 2fort servers

remind me how this isnt a dead game

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Fucking teamfortresstv.

>>160898550
community servers are like pub snipers
99% of them are garbage but sometimes you find one that's almost perfect

>>160898848
Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot

>>160898971
im not going to sit through 99 servers just to find a single good one
this game is shit

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>>160899449
you had almost a decade to find decent servers
don't tell me you were only ever comfortable in valve pubs?

>>160898550
Why not just play using the casual matchmaking system then, if you literally can't find servers running a certain map/gamemode anywhere else?
List 1 (one) reason not to.

>>160899676
My autism

>>160899576
old pubs were comfy though
you could see where its location, ping, how many people it had, what map it was, etc
you could hop in and hop out, without being penalized
autobalance existed so you literally never had a team with 0 people, even though it kind of pissed you off at the end
you could pick your side, and i dont fucking understand what was wrong with that
sometimes i felt like playing red and camping as an engineer or sometimes i felt like dicking around with the sticky jumper
there was so much freedom in having come&go servers that i simply dont understand why replace it

>>160899676
new system
>pick map i want
>super obscure like yukon or coldfront
>wait 10 minutes in queue
>still not sure which map i will end up in
>game lasts for 2/3 rounds

old system
>join instantly
>know exactly what map im going to be playing
>game can be voted to last indefinitely for as long as people agree
>if in server browser i see there are no people, i will pick a different map

what was the problem in that?

>>160899676
because it sucks fucking ass

Didn't they change it so fast weapon switch was on by default, or am i remembering wrong

>tfw the one class you don't like playing that much is the only one you can do really well with

kill me

sniper is cancer

;3

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For reasons that escape me, my favorite randomizer server has a constant influx of players so new, they don't even know that engineer can make buildings. To the point where it's actually kind of obnoxious.

I have no idea how these freshfaced free players keep finding this particular server.

>>160900552
they fucking better have. making new players start with fov_desired 70, viewmodel_fov 54, and quick weapon switch off was fucking retarded on valve's part.

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>mvm
>do the one mission with 4 soldiers as the meta b/c bored
>3 soldiers/1 scout/1 med
>tell med to go engi or soldier
>kid goes on about how playing an easy class like that is too easy for him and they should all be thankful for him for staying medic
>then for about 10 minutes he pretended like the soldiers were his slaves and he is their master
>went on about the really "terrible things" hes done like the really horrible and irredeemable allahu ackbar 9/11 jokes
>as we are losing without having a dispenser, he kept putting all the blame on us and demanded praise every time he deployed his shield
>join the 3 people that instantly left as soon as the round was over

i mean, i was expecting something
but i was certainly not expecting THAT
how do people even get influenced to be this retarded

no aim
no brain
im a pyro main

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>>160901125
smd, kiddo.

>>160901489
cringe

>>160901487
did you get that straight off of twitch

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Well, today sucked.
At least I got a hat.

>>160901489
>I'm not cheating, retard
>Implying you're good enough to look suspicius
Sad

>>160901972
lmfao, whatever dude.

>>160901489
>offensive tags
how old are you? 13?
>one strange part
yes, definitely 13.

>>160901191
why didn't you just go engie
seems like the problem was with you

>>160903145
i didnt want to not have fun
i was planning on having the round end and then call a votekick but by the time i got that some people already left

>>160903023
the other strange parts are useless, idgaf which classes i kill etc

>>160903784
>mommy not give any money anymore so i can't buy anything else so i might say i just not need it
Yeah i feel you.

why even have headshot kills in the first place? you could just buy a critical kills part and still be left with like 35 ref

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>>160903937
you're not wrong :-)

>>160904107
oh shit we got richman here

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>equip gibus and pyrovision
>play sniper half decently
>be accused of hacking
every time

>>160904190
what the fuck kind of resolution is this

>4:3
>lowest possible resolution
>game looks like shit

just buy a fucking oven, it will probably run better than your toaster

>>160904327
640x480

>>160904190
>>160904332
Protip: putting TF2 to its max graphical settings can actually make it run BETTER

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>join Harvest game
>sniper wearing nothing but a plat UGC badge and using the huntsman
>literally never misses a shot
>every time I turn a corner I get headshot
>he ends up dominating most of our team
>spectate him
>hes not cheating
>someone on my team complains
>"Fine, I'll switch to a rifle"
>we never leave spawn again

>>160904691
reminds me of a widowmaker engineer that literally never missed a single shot on harvest
he wasnt even wearing a fucking gunslinger or building dispensers, yet he had like 3 dominations in a pretty high level pub
sometimes i wonder how the fuck people can get that good

>>160904691
Link his profile.

>>160905057
This was last night and the name he was using was "chance" so there's pretty much zero chance of finding him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia9mJUvqfNs

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>>160904691
>UGC Badge
>Sniper
>Not cheating
They don't stop cheating lad, they just get more subtle cheats.

>>160905486
t. silver highlander scout

>>160905486
t. "B4nny rekt me in his server"

>>160904691
id?

>>160905204
>friends
>recently played with
>ctrl+f "chance"
Woah, so hard. Another fantasy story teller.

>>160906083
>implying recently played with works for shit

>>160906313
>implying it's not
Just fuck off, we already know that you are another ep*c greentext stories writter.

>playing cp_dustbowl on valve server
>b4nny is on enemy team with 3 pocket medics
>I dominate them all as battle engineer
>he ragequits

Pls upvote

>>160904394
why

>>160906897
>not dominating whole froyo team as battle medic
boy are you even trying

>>160906083
I didn't know I could do that. Ill check when I get home

>pyro update still not out
why is valve allowed to do this

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Should i start using skins? Keep in mind I only have two shitty skins from raffles and i didn't pay to play the latest updates

>>160907508
I'd like to think that they're working on it and making sure it releases as bug-free as possible

I know they're not

dumb anime poster

>>160894976
>>160894976
>>160894976
pls respond

>>160907508
To be fair, any worthwhile change to how flame particles work would require some time to iron out.

>>160907637
hi

>>160907508
because the community is full of betas that wont call them out

>>160907583
browse p337.info/tfview/ and see if there's any skins you like, just don't waste too much money

>>160907642
Not to mention rebalancing every single pyro flamethrower to work around this entirely new flamethrower mechanic, and the entire game as a whole. This seems to be the kind of thing that a beta would be perfect for.

>>160907642
>>160907872
>inb4 the update is shit and just adds a couple of weapons
honestly wouldnt surprise me

>>160907872
To this day I still wonder if the current tf2 team knows that flame crits are affected by falloff and that the flame particle falloff change was a huge direct buff to the phlog, which got no nerf to compensate.

>>160908095
the tf team doesn't know shit about their game.

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>>160868384
>that gif
this faggot disappeared right? I don't hear from him anymore.

>>160904984
That widowmaker engineer's name is usually "face" and he's always having a weaboo pic, he is cheating, I met him numerous times in pubs. He already has over 10 banned TF2 accounts.

>>160907960
>The Slug: level 66 shotgun
>only two loaded shots
>first hit does normal shotgun damage
>if the second shot hits within 2 seconds sets the target on fire with afterburn for 10 seconds

>>160908516
>Hitscan flares
>Getting lit on fire from across the map

>>160908516
>>160908572
>afterburn duration depends on distance
>getting hit from too far away doesnt set you on fire
>30% slower fire rate
>minicrits targets on fire
>no random critical hits

>>160908516
>>160908572
>>160908698
Gee how could I pass up 60 damage spread out over 10 seconds, who needed those other 4 shotgun shells and functional reload times anyway.

Afterburn sucks for dealing damage.

Can someone give me a valid reason for random crits still being in the game
> inb4 "hurr durr makes game fun for new players durrrrrr"

>>160908929

They let me keep my streak going after fucking up.

>>160908698
>minicrits targets on fire
Oh boy can't wait for every RS faggot to use this instead, you don't even need to airblast to kill people now

>>160909093
> Pyro can no longer equip the reserve shooter

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>>160909093
>Implying they won't airblast anyways because it awards the crutch of disabling movement keys

>>160908280
plays silver highlander with gasol

><cn_> my hl team is going to win silver aha
>roster riding
>in silver

pick one
>afterburn damage is lowered, but goes up when the victim is moving, damage increases with movespeed
>afterburn deals low damage at first but gradually increases as long as the victim is continuously on fire
>afterburn damage increases if burning teammates stand too close to each other

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>>160908929
>own others: get rewarded by increased crit chance for a small time period
>get ambushed badly: hope for a lucky base crit to save you
>whole team can't keep throwing themselves on a good pocket one-by-one: feel the burn

>>160910506
How about:
>Afterburn removed because it's fundamentally a crutch that only benefits retards who can't keep dealing damage

>>160910310
who are you

>>160910618
dotsy

>>160910598
>set someone on fire
>he's extinguished the second after being lit
I don't think you know how fire works.

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>>160910310

>>160910718
am i cool yet

>>160910718
3

>>160910718
outskilled

>>160910704
>Retard glazes someone with flame
>60 damage DoT, player forced to find way to extinguish it

>Expert keeps flame on player for 10 years
>60 damage DoT, player forced to find way to extinguish it

>>160910718
funny poopies

>>160910718
Dicks.

>>160910718
shit

>>160910718
this epic

>>160910718
Soldier is the 3rd easiest class

>>160910718
nice me mes

>>160910718
Odd Rocket launcher.

>>160910718
i'm gay

>>160910718
gender

>>160910718
>>160910963
Winrar

>>160910964
Valiant attempt

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>>160910963
YOU'RE WINNER

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>>160910963

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>playing demoknight
>scout tries to faze me
>get a good swing on him
>he realises he is outclassed
>he tries to run
>but you can not run from the demoknight
>charge after him
>hit him and send him flying
>there is fear in his eyes
>he begs for mercy
>i can taste his blood on my lips
>take the final swing
>steal his health and speed
>the day is won

>>160908929
it's fun, i've always liked them, dealing or receiving

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Demoknights are for FUCKING