/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

>11 posts early

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>Be Nullprophet
"How can I be annoying today?"
>Purple org having fun on top of a train
"Boy, that sure looks like fun I wasn't invited to!"
>Get on the train and throw molotovs at people until they die.
>They get annoyed in chat.
"Why does no one love me!? :("
>Keep getting back on the train
>Get into the org's friendly fire off melee fest
>Meleed a million times
>In the confusion, Subscyed lands the finishing blow
"gonna relatiate desu"
>Roll up to the train and shotgun Subscyed
>They respawn
>Roll up to them honking my stupid clown horn
"no more violence pls"
>Killed
"I gotta go home in 20 mins"
>I go passive

Thus Null's dramawhoring continues despite starting shit to begin with.

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Vacca a more than cute.

>>160792138
OOOOHHHHH MMMMMMYYYYY GGGGGGOOOOOODDDD

ITTTSSSS ELEVVVVEEEEENNNN PPPPOOOSSSTTTTSSS EARRRRRLLLLYYYY

>>160792245
t. Crafty

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>>160792230
>tfw not famous enough to have shitposted on about in thread
fug yeah

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# G A M E M O D E S

How the hell do I make money? All these people I see with millions and I barely have 50k?

>>160793586
Play Deadline with 2x money but I think that might be over now

Grind contact missions until you can be a CEO then you can make money faster and faster

>>160793680
Oh, I've become a CEO before, just niggers won't leave me the fuck alone when I try to buy shit, nobody wants to be my bodyguard or they're fucking idiots and therefore, I end up losing my stock.

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>>160793906
>actually doing CEO stuff with randoms

Get a public lobby with just you in it (very easy on console, not sure about PC) and grind to your hearts content

>>160793586
You missed out on the golden age when money hacks didnt get you banned.

Can you have two chartacters? I want one cute girl for when I play with /gtag/ and alone, and one normal guy for when I play with my actual friend

>>160794798
yes, and since more than half of /gtag/ wants to pretend to be a girl you dont miss out on a lot by going in as a normal person.

>>160794798
First of all

>GTAO
>cute girl

Pick one

Second of all
>not just playing as girl all the time

Fag

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>>160794879
you can make a qt if you try

>>160795960
>>160795960
Sorry bro, looks like an Asian dude in makeup

Reminder FUCK BOXVILLES

>>160774297

It's a retarded long drive, the truck is slow as fuck, it can barely climb hills, some streets might even bring you to a complete stop if you don't have enough speed, and the worst part of all, YOU HAVE TO EXIT THE VEHICLE AT EVERY DROP AND PLACE THE PACKAGE A DISTANCE FROM IT, LEAVING IT TO THE MERCY OF SHITTERS WHILE YOU RUN UP TO WHATEVER BUILDING, GO THROUGH THE ANIMATION OF PLACING THE PACKAGE, RUN BACK, GET BACK IN THE TRUCK, AND GO THROUGH THE AGONIZING PROCESS OF ACCELERATING PAST 2 MPH.

Boxvilles fucking SUCK I don't know what the fuck they were thinking having you deliver product in these things.

Wait, yeah I do, they were thinking "Haha wow these are so garbage I bet loads of them are going to get blown up causing all the goyim to lose their money. The supply missions are so boring they probably got sick of them and bought supplies. Maybe they will be upset and buy a Shark Card."

>>160792230
you forgot the part where you blew up then left the game

>>160792230
THIS KID IS FUCKING PISSED

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>playing through SA again
>mfw the constant droning sound of the plane

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>>160796216
still better than most of the abominations running around

>>160796513
When "somewhat passable" is the best girl you can make, that says a lot of about the character creator

>>160796513
trannies are trannies
The fact is you character would look better as a male

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>>160796513

>>160796489
I'll take that over the random plane seizures in GTAV

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>>160796616
yeah, its pretty shitty. hopefully in the next gta we can make something that doesnt look like a dude with makeup

>>160796745

>Flying low to the ground
>Having fun
>Suddenly turbulence
>Shakes the plane downward
>Crash into the ground

Why did they add this?

>>160792230
Everybody but beta-orbiters and attention whores hate nullphaggot

the attention whores still hate/jealous of nullphaggot, so they pretend to like them to get more attention

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>>160796874
>can't handle turbulence

git gud

>it's a "faggot pretends his tranny abomination is a qt or above average" episode

this bullshit was supposed to die with flibinigger

>>160796874
"Realism"

Rockstar slowly became obsessed with adding more reality to their murder simulators, which is sometimes good (better driving physics) but mostly shitty

nessi bls like me

>>160792230
t. sub upset again

>>160792230
nullphaggot a shit

Vaccafags purge when?

>>160799037
now, there's like only one Mexican with vacca, and a few lit whos that will sell the vacca when the next meme comes around

Easy ways to spot a novice in any field of gameplay?

On foot:
>He backs away from all opponents
>He stands in place to shoot
>He uses the cover button
>He hugs close to whatever cover he's using

Driving (spec. Races):
>He uses ramps even when optional
>He doesn't slow down on corners
>He turns from the inside of a road rather than outside
>He uses the e-brake

Flying:
>He flies planes at low altitude
>He approaches players in a jet at slight angles instead of dive-bombing
>He faces away from players when being locked on to (dodging backwards is possible but not as predictable)
>He doesn't change altitude constantly when attacking players in a helicopter

I didn't do jobs because the list would be too long. What could be added to this?

>>160799037
what's wrong with the vacca?

>>160799692
Nothing, I have one myself. I'm just sick of Vaccafags.

>>160799463
You could dedicate an entire post to heists and still not have enough room

>>160799463
whats wrong with staying close to cover and using the cover button>

Also whats wrong with flying low so you canm use the terrain to avoid people

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>>160800351
/gtag/ fights for attention

>>160800167
You can more easily pop out to shoot people when out of cover, and also you're able to more easily cover yourself. A lot of peak out points in cover leave your arms or legs exposed slightly.

>>160800351
A Truckfull of Freedom.

>>160800351
My 7 says it will be named handful of autists having sperg attack simultaneously

>>160800351
/gtag/ discusses the Vacca

>>160800351
>Null not in the webm
Really makes you think what that shit poster was ass pulling about.

Did R* Faggot ever say anything else after his appearance last thread or did he just fondle our balls a little?

>>160800903
Null joined in later

>>160801503
Is there proof or just ass pull?

>>160797164

Prove you wouldn't have crashed too, faggot

You can't.

>>160801730
Several people can attest to that

>>160799754

It's one person

>get into an MC
>do a couple missions make loads of money cause they were stupid fast
>do up another mission
>literally the rest of the server decides to push our shit in
>President leaves

>>160801949
Well for one thing, no one died to null and I was in that lobby expect for sub when she died to him first to even the kill count.

>>160802142
I never said that Null killed anyone in my Posts, I just said that Null was not in that webm because she joined in later.

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>>160801389
Nope. He disappeared.

I don't have a whole lot of faith in him after the biker update actually dropped. He was right about everything but that info also surfaced from dataminers and he never actually posted proof that he worked at R* - we just took his word as law once his "predictions" came true.

He's dodged every other question thrown at him and handwaved everything else with "lul i might just be fucking with you, or i might not be, or am i ???" There were a number of us who inquired about our missing outfits and he gave some non-committal "bugs are bugs, if you have a blacklisted item your shit gets wiped" and then when half a dozen people called him on it and said their legit outfits had been wiped, he went mysteriously silent.

I'm not taking anything more that he says at face value until we get something concrete like a timestamped badge. Until then, he's just a convenient aggregator for the latest leaks.
Rockstar FAGGOT? More like Rockstar PARROT.

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>>160802260
Just ignore them, join the pc flight plan!

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>>160802284
>have outfit with duffel saved on it
>still not banned

What would a 'blacklisted' item be anyway? A topless female character?

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Why is it possible to survive fiery plane crashes sometimes? I lost and wing and crashed pretty hard without dying or losing health.

>>160802914
Glitch, I noticed it mostly happens when you're in passive mode

>>160802284
But no one outside of /gtag/ knew the update. If it was typical 1337 hackers that would have been a million YT videos. And he knew everything about it, down to the drip content release dates. That's way more info than data miners of the past ever got

To whoever asked last thread which motorcycles benefit from e-brake: I get a lot of use out of it with the Shotaro and Nightblade, and with the Hakuchou Drag every now & then. It's less about compensating for inability to turn and more about having two different ways to turn as the need arises.

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posting those two posts that rockstar faggot made about the next update in case anyone missed it and/or there's no archive

sorry about the cut-off tho, didn't think ahead

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>>160803754
>>160803904

>>160803754
>>160803904
Just sounds too wild to be real. But then again we have races in the sky and a tron bike now so who knows what's possible

>can't understand why people want more garage space
>literally the only thing to buy in the game and he can't understand why people want more room
Now that's the out of touch R* employee I'd believe

>>160803904
>buy a mod shop on top of it

Nice try you little shit, you rused me with the bike shop, you won't get me twice

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still going

>>160803904
>>160803754
At the very least it lines up with the newswire post about high end vehicles, but rather than supers as expected it's wild stuff

Garage thing lines up too, R* seemed a little frustrated halfway through stunts when people kept asking for more garages

>>160805115
there are a lot more cars in the game than bikes desu, probably worth the dive

>>160803904
Honestly it confuses me too, why do you guys need 60 cars?

>>160805616
The same reason we'd like more outfit slots. Vanity, variety, and fun.

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I didnt know titans had a shiney variant

>>160805616
There are some I just want to mod up and keep but never drive. Also >>160804560

Vehicles are about 90% of the spending you do in the game, so it shouldn't surprise anyone that people would like to be able to spend money

>>160801905
How can I prove it to you

REMINDER

If you are considering any vehicle purchases soon, wait till Friday when R* traditionally does a Black Friday sale on ALL vehicles

I just want to sell/delete all of my apartments but one and live in my office desu, if I need more space I'll just buy garages

Invite to pc crew
wadsworth_it

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>>160806534
>Going to buy more cars I'll only use once
>Gonna have to grind for another week to recoup
And the cycle continues. Wish I could quit this dumb game.

>>160806954
Me too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oica5jG7FpU

>>160803754
>all this dumb shit
>Duke o Death STILL won't be online

>>160808645
They used it in a Moving Target freemode event just to taunt us. It was so much fun to drive.

>>160808645
Good.
We don't need more armored vehicles in online.
If you wanna use it just go play singleplayer.

>>160809203
It is a slower armored Kuruma, it changes literally nothing besides giving shittermobile variation. If they don't add it armored Kuruma will still be abused

>>160809648
That doesn't justify shit.
It's still another armored vehicle in GTA, we have enough we don't need more.

>>160803904
>>160803754
>tomorrow is Youga + another 2 week event
>Black Friday discount probably tossed in around Thursday
>trailer for this alleged update first week of December
>drops the second week with Christmas special in the files

Sound reasonable? They ended last year pretty big with VIP stuff, seems like they are setting up to do it again

>>160809969
Whatever they add for Christmas, I wish they'd leave it in. Is it true that the Sanctus was only available with the Lurcher and Frankenstange?

>>160809809
Explain the difference
>10 people drive armored Kuruma
>8 drive armored Kuruma and 2 drive Duke o death

Shitters will shit regardless

>>160810086
Christmas stuff has always been left in, Slamvan, race cars, and Tampa were all Christmas specials that were never removed.

Sanctus was assumed to be permanent since it wasn't specifically tied to Halloween but it's gone. I even still get loading screens that say I can still buy it but cant

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who else is /esskey/ here?

Are gamemodes still going or is that over with?

>>160810225
I was thinking of the actual festive items. I bought some Christmas clothing and masks last year, but they disappeared.

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>>160810373
We finished sorry ; - ;

>>160810783
That's the answer I was looking for, thank you.

>>160807148
>>160806954
Its okay RDR2 in a year and then we get sweet release

>>160803904
>mod shop
i can't wait to glitch it into a chop shop

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Awoo

>>160812053
werewolves of london

>>160812053
CUTE
I WANT ONE TOO
but I'm borderline who.

ded

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^_^

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>>160815103
>People can go their entire lives without a single friend or even e-friends
Thanks, Anon, you reminded me of a radio segment where some guy called in to grieve about being 40 and not having single friend let alone a girlfriend his entire life and got mocked for it by the hosts.

>>160815308
I'm slowly on my way there, but I've finally decided to change it or die trying. All it takes is reaching a point of not caring anymore, but knowing how life could be better.

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>>160810783
More Flightplan when?

NERDS

>>160815671
VACCAS

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>history is repeating

I guess why history repeats is because new people are born into the world thinking that they're the first one to come up with their ideas, newfags fall for old tricks because the bait is as enticing to them as it was to the victims before

>>160815980
There are still people that remember the shit that is nullphaggot. Only attention whores and beta-orbiters are playing that drivel to get attention

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>>160815980
the majority is nullphaggot and their beta-orbiters samefagging. Attention whores join in because they're jealous that someone else could get attention.

>>160815980
isnt this like the third cycle already?

friendly reminder to kys if your org or MC is dumb shit like awoo, lovely Inc, or cutie corp

vacca

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>>160815980
>remember when nullphaggot thought a British roadster was a Japanese muscle car?
>remember when nullphaggot thought a French coupe was a Japanese muscle car?
>remember when nullphaggot thought a fucking viper was a Japanese muscle car?

why does nullphaggot even like this piece of shit?

>>160794046
How do you do it on console?
Interned speed test?

>>160810516
I assume they take the Christmas stuff away because it's free. desu the only thing I'd like to keep are the Christmas horns

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>>160815980
Is this now a nullphaggot hate thread?

everyone hates nullphaggot given enough time

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>>160817003
yes

>>160816881
>expecting intelligence from an islander

>>160817256
removal of lower races from gtag fucking when?

>>160817256
B-B-B-BUH-BUT IM ASIAN, WE WUZ EMPERORS AN SHIEET, GIVE ME NEET ATTENTION

>>160815980
I was in a session and null was just spawning money on themselves, yet they claim not to hack

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>>160815980
>it is human to create the same mistake over and over again, with the only solution having been make enough babies so the population can more easily disperse the blow.

:(

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>>160817853
>>160815980
FACT: the same type of personality null has is responsible for all the wrongs and failures of hummanity

>>160816934
Unplug ethernet cord on router/modem for about 5-7 seconds while in a public session

It should disconnect you from everyone but keep you online (shown as everyone else leaving on your screen)

>>160818121
Stop wasting Monday night and finish your homework

>>160817256
null exists only to serve big white bl8 cock

>>160817853
THIS FUCKING DOG

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>>160818445
>class restrictions in sumo

>>160818581
>expecting good game modes with nullphaggot

this is the third cycle, there is no excuse for falling for island-jew trickery

>>160803754
>>160803904
>still no time travelling Deluxo

kys.

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Friendly Reminder: anyone that uses Annie instead of null, nullphaggot, or nullprophet, is null or one of their discord beta-orbiters

>>160818981
fucking this

Who /BisonBrown/ here?

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>>160819428
I'm /BuffaloPink/

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Who /RepresentOnTheRaceTrack/ here?
Do not bully voltic

>>160819884
just why?

>>160819884
the wheels are little much imo

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>>160819927
>>160819956
don't bully

>>160819884
>Voltic

You clearly dont

Does Soyunny still play? Haven't seen them in months

>>160820245
Nope he stopped playing a while back and removed everyone except Nessi

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Why do retards think the blista compact is an AE86? Is it because they didn't watch/read the series, and through cultural osmosis think any jap hatchback is "le anime drift car"

>>160817118

>wrapped
>broken suspension
>massive wheels with extremely low profile tires

So it's a pigfat and slow car that's made to go even slower? For what purpose?

>>160820990
If you're retarded enough to buy one, you're retarded enough to make it worse.

>>160816881
>remember when nullphaggot "invented" gta wangon? AKA just normal driving in gta

real talk: has nullphaggot ever done anything good? It seems like everything they touch turns to shit

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>ctrl+f null
>31 results found
do you guys really have nothing else to talk about? This might as well just be called nullgeneral.

>>160821538
hate is the only thing that unites gtag

>>160821538
I really like that image

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Sexiest car for 300,000 dongers?

>>160821716
Exactly?

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Reminder fellow anons: save big purchases for this Friday, as the ingame stores receive huge discounts, especially vehicles.

>>160821843
na

>>160821716
Comet
Armored Schafter v12

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>>160821937
Thanks Milk-chan!

>>160821937
>dat color saturation

A E S T H E T I C O W

>>160821716
Pigalle

>>160821716
>>160821971
Nope. Go for unarmored V12. Armored only if you want to be a shitter, considering it hardly looks as good and classy as the unarmored version.

>>160821716
Is this bait?

Obviously Vacca, how is this even a question?

>>160822341
This

BLACKED grills are for cucks

>>160821538
I'm pretty much convinced it's one person. If so it ought to be reportable for spam.

>>160821937
>>160817003
I want to FUCK Bell!

>>160821716
Brioso

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>>160822562

>>160822712
>>160822950

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>>160822712
>>160822950

General split when? PCfags are sickening.

>>160824196
Considering that consolefags percent in threads is around 2% then it's better that you get the fuck out.
Because ps4 niggas just hang out in ps4 chat and don't visit thread aside from inviting someone.

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Saw this being driven out of some burger shot by a NPC. Any worth keeping it around?

>>160824964
Colors are too 'nigga' for my taste. I'd just sell it.

Youga Classic up yet?

>>160825498
ye

>>160825878
Aw yiss, time to make the Chance family van.

just requested an invite, use to be in the group ages ago
id: cessil

>playing kill quota boring as shit newmode
>starting round is RPG only
>suicide run up to enemy player and run around them
>he cant kill me without blowing himself up
>run into him until they trip/get pushed over and get killed by team

skill

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Any TT sessions up?

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>>160829656
TEE TEE?

>>160829656
>>160830062
What's so special about time trials?

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>>160830062
Fuck you I did it first, you fucking poser.

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>>160830236
Fuck you I did it first, you fucking poser.

>>160829656
New version pls

>>160822341
lmfao

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So for our Headhunting VIP Work we will have the players take out four vip targets that will spawn across Los Santos

And then, as a comedy joke, we'll program one or two of these targets to leave Los Santos and drive around literally the entire map if left alone for too long

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>>160796513
what are you talking about?
Noone here has ever said that shitty character was attractive.
It's not good. It's never been good.
She looks like fucking big trouble little china ffs

>>160832649
Fuck off loser

Is there a current glitch for hat + glasses + bandana?

I got hat + bandana but glasses won't stay

>>160832795
m + up + up + enter to open hidden clothing menu

>>160832983
Epic, simply epic

>>160832983
Fuck you I did it first, you fucking poser.

>>160832791
he's right you know

>>160832983
>>160832983
Epic win xDDDD screenshotting this!

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>>160833024
u got troled !!!

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>>160832983
REKT

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>>160832983
simply..... epiccc

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>>160833109
>>160833121
>>160833190
>>160833212
>>160833298

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>>160832983
FLAWLESS VICTORY

>>160833397
rip david bowie

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>>160833389

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>>160833389

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>>160832983
literally lmaoing right nao

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hot h*ck this bread was epic...........
this is getng a screencap

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>>160832983
absolutetly EPICCCC trolle! XDD

>>160833704
omg u trole me i thoght tht was ful imgae but it ws thmb nail n i cnt read it!!!!!!!!

Idiots

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Barely interesting webm.

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>>160833813
i trickd you XDD

>>160833864
pls do not say ba word or else my mom ge t h*cking angry and reduc my internet tim from 30 mintu to 15 minut ):

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I like it.

>>160834152
i want to put my dick in it
and then get the chewuhauw skin for it

>>160834152
pop the hood for lulz

>>160834358
its so tiny

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>>160834396
just liek ur dick XDDD

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Looks like Dirty Mike and the Boys did a soup kitchen in this van.

wher wer u when trumpo got roastd by gta :D

was built by Lyle Cleethorpes V purely to demonstrate to the world his great wealth. As a filthy-rich heir to a, quite frankly, awful family, fame obsessed Cleethorpes will do anything to get his face or name up in lights.

>>160832305
Was that the armored van? That thing is stupidly fast.

>>160834603
shut up nerd

NERD

akuma is too good for its price tag

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>>160839184
Don't give Rockstar any ideas

>>160839184
>tfw Bikers is probably the closest we'll get in terms of Rockstar revisiting old bikes

>>160839394
that is a very interesting webm, do you mind if I save it?

>>160839394
>I drive off the road
>who doesn't my bike stick to uneven ground

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>>160839456
Feel free my good friend
>>160839491
It's mostly the fact that I didn't get launched off the bike or even change the angle

>>160839184
*bati

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bend over

>>160820990
""""""""""aesthetics""""""""""

Okay I'm at a loss, what is the tertiary color supposed to be for on the van?

>>160840998
interior?

>>160841054
Unless Rockstar changed it to where you can't see the change unless you actually buy it instead of hovering over the color I'm not seeing a difference anywhere inside or outside the van.

>>160841104
Oh I get it now, it's for the body part attachments, I was trying to see what the color was for with the basic van.

>>160840998

The arch extensions and the sunblocker.

>>160840063
>off-road wheels

18+, please have sex.

Can modders still spawn the normal dukes?

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>>160840063
Inspired by this, by any chance?

>outfits deleted again

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME ROCKSTAR GOD DAMN

>>160840243
I want to see this in the deep sea

>>160842909
I WANT YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE

*biker laughter*

>>160842909

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PERFEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT WIIIIIIIITTLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUTFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS GOOOOOOOOOOD FUCKING DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

>>160842909
but i just made a super mario outfit for my qt why

>>160803754
>it's got big barrels on each side that help it float

fuck yeah Toyboata

>>160829204
Gotcha

is the purge gonna be like... on the new year's eve or what

Looking to join the PC crew

SC: Cyrodon

>>160799463
no one gives a shit bro

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>>160842493
Sure I'll blame that
I was just making a mememobile

>>160843443
someone ban this homo already desu senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x46GaoCodAQ

>>160844149
who is that qt i want to cum inside her with my penis.

>>160843603
Gotcha

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>>160843779

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP POSTING THAT FUCKING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME I DON'T LIKE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>160844226

It's nullprophet coming to add you to the list of beta orbiters

>>160844730
Does anyone actually bother reading these posts? It just seems like it'd be more work than it's worth.

>>160844923
ha ha, i dont think so, she needs my name for that!

>>160844596

Thanks lad

>>160845028

Let me guess, you were the kid who tripped and stuttered over every word during aural reading time and held back the entire class.

No, no, it's okay. Just keep sounding it all out. You'll get it eventually. The non-retard kids don't want to move this along or anything.

>>160845208
Unless those posts somehow produce negative work, they're not worth reading. FYI I didn't finish your post either.

>>160845073

I'll find out from watching which blips on the map home in on nulls blip like flies on shit.

does gtag use cheats to kill people? or just teleporting because if it does I would be so dissapointed.

>>160845208
I can tell you wore some off brand ass shoes. Stfu before I cook your entire life.

>>160845585
>event week is only 1 week this week

UPDATE SOON

>>160845262

FYI nobody reads your posts, that's why nobody would recognize your name.

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>>160846047
>tfw you read my posts
>tfw literal who anyway

>>160845640
Hello dumbass who doesn't know how gtao updates.

>>160844149
Is that how your ass is gonna look after Blater is done with you?

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For anyone who refuses to check the newswire.

New Adversary Mode - Kill Quota
It's gun game but with 4 teams and 16 players.

Double GTA$ and RP in Kill Quota (November 22nd - 28th)

Double GTA$ and RP in Every Bullet Counts, Running Back and Inch by Inch (Thanksgiving Day, November 24th only)

>>160846730
I have an urge to live inside a van like that but where would I shower...

>>160846872
In the ocean?

>>160846730
What fucking shitter infiltrated C* and put RADIAL on those tires? What the fuck?

>>160846872

In the nearby river.

>>160846730
It's ridiculous how much better the NPCs look in bikinis compared to female player models.

>>160847192
it's fucking outrageous.

what the fuck happened to the rebreathers? i have 20 of them so I can't buy any more in the gun store and my stupid accessories menu doesn't work on Xbox one.

what a load of shit.

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>>160847354
>Xbox

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>>160847192

>You will never ever have a female character this attractive

Just play as a man and get it over with.

>>160847513
i modeled my female character after kylie jenner

she is super hot, i've actually spewed a lot of seed to my in-game female kylie jenner

>>160846730

>25% off biker clothes

>B-BUT NOT THE DEADLINE SUITS xddd

>Paying 200k for a Light-bright suit to help snipers target you

>>160847738
What makes you choose your in-game Kylie to tug to over the real Kylie pictures out there? You know what, never mind, I don't want to know.

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All these years and the Paradise is still the best van.

>Create female character
>Select Misty as mom and Claude as dad.

every damn time.

>>160848237
I love the stock rims, but I think they're unique. I'd like to see how they look on the new Youga.

>>160848295
>/gtag/ is mostly white

really set off those action potentials in my synapses

>>160848548
>potentials
> synapses

why are you bringing these words here why

>>160848548
>tfw glorious White Hispanic waifu

>>160848843
idk mang

really triggers the process of neurotransmission

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>>160849321
You're not smart enough to use those words, fag.

>>160849657
>psychology
>hard

really prompted the process of developing new and independent ideas via the cerebral cortex

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>>160847738
>kylie jenner

You can't transfer characters from PS4/XB11 to PC, can you?

>>160853042
nope. in fact, you should just not play the game anymore

>>160853042
Yes you can
it goes PS3/X360 > PS4/XBONE > PC

>>160800351
ISOLATED

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>>160853190
>you now realize there are people that bought this game 3 times

>>160853376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y33hGaEgW7U

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>>160853468
>People have bought this game three times, all for the express purpose of just flying around and being a jetshitter

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>>160853930
>legit level 753
>32.8 K/D
>has had max mental state since it was introduced
>does nothing but fly to Zancudo in a hydra, call Lester to prevent a wanted level, steal a jet, and spend at least 8 hours a day just murdering shit
>has done this since release on all three versions of the game

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Tfw my fps tanking due to my sudden "NEEDS" to ultra all settings.

>>160854806
game looks the same on all settings why do you even bother.

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>>160855637
Nuh uh. You haven't seen the true look of the pc mustard race.

>>160855762
I want a GTAV with Doom graphics

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V A C C A
A
C
C
A

>>160857658
so cute, so good, so...

v a c c a

call now

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>>160847354
I feel u mang, i've just bought GTA with the discount after playing on the 360 years ago, and nothing works, not even my saved outfits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xint3qMJb2M&ab_channel=TheBurglarWhoStoleYourMemesLastNight
Youga is too low
also can someone link me a webm converter program that i can select how large the filesize becomes

>>160857730
1-900-VACCA-4U

Please have your Shark™ Cash Card information ready.

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>>160857914
ffmpeg

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>>160856065

there's actually a song that goes 'make maga great again'

>make make america great again great again.

americans pls

>>160858801
Hi Vaccafag

>>160858878
Wha- Wait- How?!

>>160858878
Hi Vaccafag

>>160857658
wrong wheels

>>160858241
>walk through an innocuous doorway
>character suddenly dies
>YOU HAD A HEART ATTACK AND DIED LIKE A BITCH.

fuck I loved this mod

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Post setup faces

>>160821403
Answering your question: Nope.

They fuck everything up and play it off like they had good intentions to get some omega-tier chumps to be their apologists.

I'd like to know what good intentions were behind stirring up massive attentionwhoring on the exact same day Flib left.

Answer: None. GTAG is filled to the brim with cancer and each and every tumour has to be excised. These purges only help to fight it as much as they just create a new blank slate with new people to fall for the same old bait.

No leader or comm should put people's best interests in front of the crew.

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>>160859031
thanks y-you too

>>160859202
hey vaccafag you should direct a Vacca commercial.

I would upboat it.

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>>160859117

I suck at lot at DM and general freeroam killing but last weekend it was the first time killing a minigun shitter with an AP gun and it felt so good.

YET AGAIN HAS R* GIVEN US TACTICOOL VESTS
BUT NO WAY TO BUY THEM
FFS

reminder faggots that bitch about jetshitters are no skill shitters themselves

>>160859472
sorry, i can't english today for some reason.

>>160859529
fuck off jrv