/twg/ - Total War General

>be autist
>climb mountain
>get hit by lighting.

Gobbos a shit.

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Jesus christ, snowy Bretonnia castles looks so comfy if you just ignore the chaos spawned volcano right behind it

Seasons when?

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We'll always be friends, won't we, Gobbla?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH rome

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My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.

>>160725465
Fuck off Wilfred, in Warhammer it's war or die.

>>160725465
dulce et decorum est
Bretonnian boipussy

>>160725465

How the fuck do beastmen have the intelligence to use bows and arrows?

>>160727785
If brettonian peasnats can do it

>>160727785

Why wouldn't they? They are part human, you know.

TELL ME THE NAME OF THE CHINESE MOD PLEASE AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why the fuck is there no penalty for moving thru someones settlements or provinces?

Atleast a province... if a province is fully owned by a non-ally faction, you should either move slower when walking thru it, take attrition, or have a more tired army. Fucking something.

Sick of people just running circles around my land with no consequences until i can maybe catch them.

Better yet, if you're on a provinces land, the closest settlements garrison should be able to engage you.

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fug

>>160728246
他妈的你

Is Eye for an Eye fun? I haven't played beastmen yet but fighting them as empire has inspired me. Should I bother with the mini campaign or just play a beastmen GC

Vlad or Ghorst?

Sure, Vanguard's cool...
But poision attacks and high replenishment are also cool

>>160728642
Vlad is OP

army-wide vanguard is broken as fuck, especially for VC

>>160728642
Vlad is the best overall LL in the game.

>>160728642
Vlad.

You can easily unlock Ghorst during campaign and he'll get his poison for the whole army thing. If you want to unlock Vlad, you have to raze Altdorf.

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>>160728524
hmmm....not bad

>>160728540
Also, Todbringer/Greenskins unlocker for Eye for an Eye when? Is it possible or did they prevent modders from doing it somehow?

>>160728540
I haven't played it, but it has a reputation on /twg/ of being the worst of all the campaigns.

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Playing AOC, how many times do you have to wound the gold man himself before he permanently dies?

>>160728642
Vlad is the best LL in the game hands down
army wide CREEEEEEEEEEEED deployment is OP as fuck

>>160729292
HOWDY

>>160728540
It's worth at least one play through for the new map/events but other wise it's pretty meh.

>>160724580
>Can't make third party IP mods for Warhammer.
Why is Games Workshop such a crybaby

>>160729435
GERMANIC SERVANTS, I AM MADE OF GOLD

>>160729846
IT IS AMAZING INDEED. GOLD IS A VERY VALUABLE COMMODITY

>>160728642
Lacking artillery & non-magic ranged attacks, the VC want to get as close as possible. Vlad lets them do exactly that.

Any reason why Anti-aliasing seems to not be working for me on Shogun 2 and Napoleon? Windows 10 with a GTX 980 here, power's not really an issue, although the processor's a bit on the older side.

>>160729969
I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SUBMIT TO MY SERVILE INSTINCTS

So anyone with a RX 480 playing Warhammer here? How is it working out for you?

I've been thinking about upgrading from my GTX 660 for a while now, but I'm still debating on whether either that or the 1060 (though if I can scrounge up the money I might be able to get a 1070).

>>160730368
I TOTALLY DIDN'T HAVE ANY PLANS FOR INDEPENDENCE OR WORLD RELEVANCE BY THE WAY

>>160730368
I HATE OTHA BOYZ WHO DISAGREE WIF ME BUT I HATE STUNTIES EVEN MOA

>>160730960
This statement alone caused a breakthrough in Greenskin thought.

Led by this "brutally cunning" rhetoric, the Greenskins brought their inferiority complex to new heights.

They were now united as one.

The greenskins were all finally living in one country.

Undivided in their quest for relevance, they decided to call their faction...

The unified greenskin "horde"

>>160731213
Desperate to prove themselves to the Old World, the Greenskins frantically searched for a reason to wage a war they could win.

The death of some irrelevant night goblin war boss in some backwater karak with a vague connection to the Greenskin "warboss" was all they needed to start a war.

>>160731457
>'e shares 'alf an 'aplotype with us! pure-blooded orc boy!

>>160731457
"'E's got skin dat's green like ours! Roight proppa Orc boss 'e is!"

>>160730960
>[Update] [Auto] 4
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>>160731457
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>>160731827
I love you /twg/

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G O B L I N S

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>>160732157
Goblins...

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YEEEEAAAAAHHHH

>>160732618
how to take screenshotte this good, steam screenshotte is shite

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>mfw playing wh40k tw after my last time playing a tw game was medieval 2: total war and rome: total war

jesus christ the map and ui is atrocious and unintuitive. the battle gameplay is still basic as hell with no new commands or formations, and everyone stays in their regiment. i was expecting orcs and zombies to sort of be in very loose regiments but they're all in line and file. it looks ridiculous.

how are yall playing this? rome is better than this shit.

>>160733795
>wh40k tw
nice to see you have no idea what you're talking about senpai

>>160733795
>orcs and zombies
>in line and file
lmaoing at your life senpai

>>160728540
Ive never played them in Grand Campaign, but the mini-campaign is just running around with your whole army and brayherds, sacking 1 settlement at a time with extreme ease, until the map is cleared.

Atleast in the GC you would be able to max out your buildings and tech.

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>>160733795
Come on man, I have seen you do better

In Attila, which faction is most EZmode?

>>160734306
Sassanids, though I only played them before the update that added the Hepthalites.

>>160734306
Here's a tip, newfriend.

Usually, for Total War games, the easiest faction is the one in the title. Let me give you some examples.

Rome 1 & 2: Rome
Medieval 2: Medieval factions, not arab ones
Empire: The Holy Roman Empire
Shogun: The Shogun Faction
Napoleon: France
Attila: The Black Huns

>>160734306

Huns

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>>160734823
>france is EZ mode in Napoopan

>>160734823
>Attila: The Black Huns
But the thing in the faction selector said it was hard

>>160730960
Please excuse me. I couldn't help but notice that your definition of 'good TW game' wildly differs from my own. I am also of the belief that CA is corrupt and should not receive our support. I will now engage in petty squabbles to ensure that my opinion on a subjective matter becomes the most relevant.
t. M2fag

So will NEET elves have a meme ambush stance like beastmen?

>>160735089
If they do I will boycotte CA, screenshotte this poste

>>160735153
>>160735089
Elves will be the easiest faction to defend against in an ambush desu

>>160735178
>desu

bitch do not call me desu

Loved Europa Barbarorum I, but never played Europa Barbarorum II.

Is II worth playing instead of reinstalling the first one? Any real advantages/disadvantages?

>>160715134
Kek

>>160714961
十九世纪风云
Storm Riders 19th Century

Good luck getting it to work, the mod launcher malfunctions on you unless you have a special (paid) account on wanmod

>>160735328
Do you prefer Med 2 to Rome?

>>160735392
Not really.

>>160735462
Well then you should know that EB2, while having some new options from the original, is not quite finished yet.

>>160735580
Alright. Thanks anon.

>>160734306
Sassanids due to good location and easy money.
Gothic migration faction due to being able to settle wherever you want and because GOTHIC WARBAND is fucking amazing.
Desert Kingdom due to comfy location.

Why cant we just recruit units at settlements? Feels autistic to need to make a lord first.
Just make it so the army cant leave the settlement without a lord, but can still sit there and protect it.

Make em more expensive to make without a lord too idc, just take out the autistic step of needing a lord. Especially if u plan to fire all those bitches in a couple turns.

>>160735178
Just calls for different ambush tactics. Being on a road surrounded by woods and fired on by an enemy that doesn't reveal their position sounds really irritating, and so does skirmishes retreating away from you in both directions.

>>160735328
At least you can retrain mercs in EB 2 instead of having to disband them outright.

While we're on what, the 10th year of development?
EB 2 is graphically a lot better and they've ported over the Rome 1 animations so people move a bit faster than the typical M2 unit.

Instead of the barebones release from 2 years ago it's pretty fleshed out and everyone has a roster. Now it's just a manner of adding units and more units.

Do the DAWI have the best combat dialogue?


'THIS IS A RECKONING' and shit

>>160736259
I can't wait to hear all those elf bants, especially when the Dark Elves come out.

"It's a shame. You would have made a good slave, dwarf."
"I might as well be slaughtering farm animals."
"Hol' up. You be sayin we wuz Feenix Kangz n shit?

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Why don't you support the Everchosen?

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>>160736637

#NotMyChampion

>>160736519
also KILL ANYTHING WITHOUT A BEARD

I don't know enough about the Welfs to predict what kinda shit they say. Probably something similar to the WC3 nelves

>>160736732
LUMBERFOOTS

Who is the Desmond Doss of Warhammer

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>>160736637
but I do

>>160736732
The army book said Wood Elves find joy in a clever tongue and that there are always at least two possible interpretations of what they are saying, but I doubt that's what we will get. Especially after lumbuhfoot in Vermintide.

any entertaining medieval 2 campaigns to watch on youtube?

>>160736715
But he fights for the rights of every man

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>>160736637
He doesn't have floppy hats.

>>160737318
he used to

>>160737452
No he was bald warrior priest.

>>160734306
Slavs. Acquire bows and laugh and the completely broken debuffs that will never be fixed ever because "is of the balance tovarisch, secrit soviet dokuments, ckya blyat."

>>160734306
Sassanids, once you take out the White Huns it's easy street.

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this is turning into a big mess

No end in sight to the fight for the east and west badlands, and the Karaz a Karak foothill here is turning into a giant clusterfuck. Also Barak Varr dragged me into a war with the Vamps, and Zhufbar has a rebellion going, and my economy is in the shitter

>>160737641
Oh and it's turn 100 and Chaos is mucking around up north

>>160737519
No he was a templar of the twin tailed orb with a full head of a hair.

>>160737519
probably wore one as a squire

>>160728540
Grand campaign
>Open decisions on where to go/what to fight
>Map and factions develop, with/without player intervention
>You get to fuck the world with Archaon or stop him as the man of the hour

An Eye for an eye
>Factions are there for you to sack, they will not declare wars on eachother, and nothing will happen unless you take part on it (except two greenskin tribes which get ganged on)
>There's more narrative in the GC
>Not even a final quest battle, like The Fall of Man, Todbringer's "final battle" is just a normal fight

Give it a try if you got it, you may enjoy it, but it's objectively bad when compared to the GC, it has some value as "Beastmen tutorial"

Amd btw, there's nothing for finishing the long campaign, Todshitter is unlocked after the short victory

I am le revenge incarnate.

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Made a last ditch attempt at breaking up that bloody handz party bysneaking out a night attack on Wurzag but was unable to move the army to a safe distance after the fact. I think this is it lads

>>160738927
I SEETHE WITH PURPOSE

>>160739026
that many cannons could easily leader snipe and you might hold long enough to chain rout them, how many boyz in the second army?

>>160739189
only 3 units of actual orcs, one of them mounted.

Also ignore the actual bar, I have a mod that gives the AI a buff in auto-resolve

>>160739291
ez pz if you've decent terrain then.

I'm playing dorfs for the first time right now. Harbor dorfs smashed the shit out of the Bloody Hand and they confederated with the Greenskins. I've momentum to finish them off, but fucking harbor dorfs declared war on the border princes for no reason and dragged me in with them.
I'm at like turn 55 or something and I'm still running 95% warriors and quarrelers with regiments of renown support.

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>Current year
>Ancient Empires are still unironically not out
>While they're wasting their time with stupid fucking tournaments that no one cares about

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It is now Official. Athel Loren is radiant in its resplendence. Delicate young boys cavort for the delight of their mistresses, and the luminescence of sprites and pixies flicker through the enchanted wood. The Sisters of Twilight languorously uncurl from their embrace; panpipes flute a tune of merriment throughout the halls of the summerstrand. The diverting indignities of gorposting and Deep-Thinking Goblins are a receding memory, a windblown fragment of the season past. All Asrai make ready for frolic and improductivity; indolence is the watchword, and none can be found but are feverishly, zealously committed to inactivity.

From the Oak of Ages, the Eternal Queen watches and is warmed by the celebrations of her people. In such a festive air, Orion's rebirth cannot but be imminent; Ariel's handmaidens ceaselessly weave flowers into her hair, presenting an endless procession of styles and and aspects by which their beloved monarch might greet her consort. Those that retain a sense of time and worldly events look to his arrival; Naieth's divinations serve only to confirm what the jubilant atmosphere of the forest makes evident.

Wood Elves Confirmed.

>>160740017
Christ, what are they fucking about with now?

I'm actually reinstalling M2 so i can try out EB2 while I'm STAYING TUNED for AE.

What am I in for with EB2?

>>160740469
Turbo autism and starting finances of -6000 denars per turn.

>>160740459
Please do not alter that post or my filter will fuck up.
Thanks in advance.

>>160740553
How autistic?

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>>160740459
>This is what Total War is now

>>160740553
>-6000 denars per turn.
Well that's not helpful.
Any tips then?

>>160740653
Just one kid, always going to be kids

>>160740651
Every single thing, from traits to units, has a million paragraphs of text. And there's a billion units with no real difference and they all have names like OXOTAI TOXOTAI KYZELEAREAE TOXATI SKOTAI SKUTAKTE TAKETASCXT.

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>>160740459
>tfw WElfs soon
>tfw anon will stop posting this fucking pasta soon
cant
fuckin
wait

>>160740917
>The pasta will stop

Anon, I...

>>160740917
>It is now playable
>Woof Elves released

>>160736637
End Times happened.

>>160741482
He was one of the non-butchered characters though.

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Really hope the map becomes moddable in the future after both expansions. The map feels too small around Brettonia, Estalia and Telia. Also that Wood Elf forest is small as fuck, how the fuck they gonna fit the elves there?

>>160740917

has anyone even read the entirety of whatever is posted? I've always gotten like 3 words in then I hide the message.

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>>160741603

>Really hope the map becomes moddable in the future

>>160738842
>stop best bud super bros for life homeboy Archaon

But why?

>>160741603
Estalia and Tilea should get more depth when the skaven are added.

can't wait for khazrak to spawn a waagh army and raze skavenblight five turns into the campaign

>>160741997
>khazrak in charge of anything except for >THE LAUGHTER OF THIRSTING GODS

>>160741997
>get more depth when the skaven are added

I see what you did there

>>160741527
The setting got butchered pretty hard. The only winners were Chaos, Skaven & Gotrek.

>>160741603
Ok, i'll bite. What's on Albion?

>>160742175

penis

>>160742175

Giants

Druids

A whole lot of unimportant shit

>>160742175
http://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Albion

>>160742154
I'd say the K A N G Z did pretty well. Both Settra and Arkhan showed their greatness.
Some were neutral as well, like Lizardmans

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>>160740917
Only tomb kangz pre release pasta could eclipse WElfs soon pasta

So a new unit video today and gameplay tomorrow lads?

>>160742154
Athel Loren was the last place remaining on the planet, sounds like a NEET victory to me

>>160742770
Bullshit, KANGZ are eternal. Wood elves garbage isn't fit to wash the feet of a single skeleton

>>160742282
>>160742328
Giants, druids and bad weather. So whatever the plot needs to be there but nothing worthwhile in its own right.

>>160742825
Everything was gone Archaon almost saved everyone but Sigmar demanded the continuation of suffering.

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ITT LUMBAHFATS

>>160742604
Is Settra still active? He isn't in AoS & he was last seen killing Daemons.

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>>160742965
I don't care for or acknowledge AoS. So no he is not active because the world doesn't exist anymore.
What he had were a couple of sweet little moments where he is repeatedly offered recruitment by the most powerful beings in existence only to uniquely in the setting refuse to be somebody's wageslave.

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>wood elves don't have creepy all-black lmao eyes

no sale, CA

no sale

>>160743171
WAIFU
A
I
F
U

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Has anyone here "platinum'd" all achievements in any total war game?

I'm playing Napoopan darthmod right now and I was checking the achievement list. I have the most achievements of all tw games on NTW at 31/70 and for the life of me I have no idea how I would make all majors like me or how i'd get gold on all historic battles.
And I don't even want to think about the MP achievements.

Or maybe achievements are for fags and i'm just sperging out hard.

>>160743225

>Or maybe achievements are for fags

Ding ding ding!

Someone get this man a prize

>>160743171
Somewhat connected to this topic, what accent will CA use to represent the wood elves do you think?
Standard posh elf accent that breaks into more feral aspects? Typical celtic treehugger accent?

>>160743171
one word
>mods

>>160743171
>>wood elves don't have creepy all-black lmao eyes
yeah, just like in the fucking lore

>>160743225
I've done it in warhammer except for the MP ones. Fuck those. For the other titles I can't be arsed to win with every single faction just to do it, they're just too many and too same.

>>160743297
>SJW "Treeggered" accent

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>>160743318
delete your post at the earliest opportunity to save yourself any further embarrassment

>>160743297
Just before the charge
>HUGH MUNGUS WHAT?
>IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT????
>IM BEING SEXUALLY HARASSED???!!!

WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA FIX THE DAMSELS PORTRAIT SO ITS NOT SO FUCKIN GREYED OUT HOLY SHIT MY EYES CONSTANTLY LOOK DOWN AT HER PORTRAIT THINKING SHES ROUTING OR SOME SHIT

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>>160743424

You first, mate.

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>>160743297
same one from vermintide i hope

>>160743468
February

>>160743225
Nobody gives a shit about achievements at all. Plus, most of them are flat out stupid or near impossible to get
>Win 10 MP Naval battles in a row in a dead game
>Complete an entire campaign on hard only using this and that

yeah.. no
Only game I ever cared about achievements was Dark souls 1 and 2 and I'm still a few short on 2.

>>160743289
>Ding ding ding!

>>>r/totalwar

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>>160743495
not canon

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>>160743603
>army book
>not canon

I'm curious, do you have to work at being so retarded or does it just come naturally to you?

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>>160743424
kek

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>>160743424
delete your post at the earliest opportunity to save yourself any further embarrassment

>>160743297
You've already heard them in trailer.

>>160744017
I don't watch trailers.

Is it weird that this is my favorite mod?

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=696257540&searchtext=building+progression

Its basically nothing. I cant help but love it though.

>>160744065
They have scottish or irish accent.

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Soon

>>160744217
Thank you my dude.

>>160743139
AoS is canon

>>160743297
american indian

betcha ddn't see that one coming

>>160744318
Whatever you say my good friend.

>>160739518
What mods bruv

>>160744272
>not Asrai Highborn.png
anon, pls

>>160744372
It's not even a debate, it's literal fact.

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>>160744272
what the fuck am I looking at and why does it remind me of this?

So someone get me some info on this: are the Wood elves canonically "good" guys, "neutral" or "evil"? As in, what's their deal? I know in Vermintide a wood elf girl is helping the party so I assume they're more inclined to be on the good side of things, but where do they stand in the lore? Are they friendly to the empire? Hostile to Brettonia? Who's their main enemies/friends?

Or is it like starcraft where they have excuses to be at war with everyone and ally with everyone?

>>160744451
I'm not debating, my good friend.

>>160744504
Theyre literally scumbags who only live to protect their gay forests

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>no historic TW game for a few more years
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ROME

>>160744504

Wood Elves are hard neutral, to the point where they have arrows specifically to kill both Chaos AND Order guys.

They're also fucking assholes.

>>160744571
Yet you seem to dispute such truths my buddy with poorly dressed up sarcasm.

>>160744504
They're isolationists who couldn't give one fuck about anything that doesn't affect them. Neutral in the extreme.

>>160744595
Absence makes the heart grow fonder?

>destroying a fucking tank with arrows and swords

why is this retarded game so popular?

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>>160744585
>>160744596
>>160744648
Surely at some point they have to think Archaon marching his giant figurative "fuck you" throughout the world would be a danger to them and worth helping out before it reaches their beloved forest, no?

>>160744636
Perhaps I am. Perhaps I am not.

>>160744780
Then I'm glad to know you are agreeing with me my fellow.

>>160744504
Wood Elves are the apotheosis of the NEET ideal and live in a post-labour society. Because of this, the hand of every resentful wageslave is raised against them. They are isolationists, but will fight anyone who seeks to take away their comfiness.

That's not to say they are without allies, though; the Wood Elves are aided in their struggle by "Good Boy" Bretonnia, who subsidizes their NEET lifestyle in exchange for Grail points.

>>160744775
As far as the proper 'plot' of the world goes, Archaon was just questing around not bothering them. Sure the wood elves could've predicted his business and pre-empted him, but they're wasted hippies and their forest is some whacky time machine to begin with, so they were probably too lazy to do so.
The only time Archaon comes to directly threaten them is when he comes to end the entire world, and they do do shit at that point.

>>160744827
Any time my dude.

>>160744775
In End Times the wood elves do nothing and then take a portal to AoS along with whats left of Bretonnia. So no, they don't think it's worth helping out.

>>160744775
>Yet, little by little, the Wood Elves have come to realise that the fate of other realms is theirs also. There are rumblings of a doom that will see the world torn asunder, and the sanctity of Athel Loren forever lost. Such is a fate fit to shake even the Wood Elves from their millennia of isolation. Guided by prophecy and the wisdom of Ariel, their immortal Mage Queen, the Wood Elves seek to prevent the oncoming disaster from claiming their forest home. Now, their hosts march with a purpose not seen for millennia. They know Athel Loren will not survive the coming disaster unscathed, and if the price of saving their beloved home is the preservation of other realms, then so be it.

From the armybook, the Wood Elves got dragged kicking and screaming out of their woods to actively oppose Chaos, even if the "price" they have to pay is accidentally helping other people by proxy.

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>The statement came from a wispy, frail looking elf maiden with golden hair and strange amber eyes.
>... They were at once dull like an animal's and yet at the same time impossibly wide.
>Liandra was always reminded of the way an owl or a raven looked, at once brutish and profound.
I'm sorry but he was right

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>>160744950
>and if the price of saving their beloved home is the preservation of other realms, then so be it.
Holy shit these guys are fucking assholes

>>160744887
<3

>>160744636

No one cares though.

That new fan-fiction play is also canon to the Harry Potter series, that doesn't prevent people from just ignoring it.

"Canon" as a concept is an absolute fucking meme, only given power by the fact that people care about it.

>>160736259
KILL EVERYTHING WITHOUT A BEARD

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>>160745039
>huge amber eyes
>amber
I think it might be more like this desu

>>160745201
Age of Sigmar is incredibly popular, and sells far more than WHFB ever did for years.

Its story progression is supported by a dedicated community and by the people who created Warhammer fantasy, its as legit as it could ever be.

>>160745275
That is very copper, it's to the blue side of red, amber is yellow-ways

>>160745293
Whatever you say my good friend.

>>160745275
I like Vermintide ayy lmao eyes better

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>Elitha felt a drop of something hot and wet land between her shoulders. She twisted as best she could and looked up. The larger, grey Skaven's mouth had fallen open, its long tongue lolling out over its broken tombstone teeth. Thick beads of saliva dripped from the thing's maw. One splattered against her cheek, sending a loathsome shudder running down her spine. Elitha had studied history, and she knew that, again and again, the downfall of her people had been pride. It was pride that had caused the Sundering and pride that had caused the War of the Beard. The presence of the Skaven alone made her bare skin crawl, but she also knew that her life was worth a hundred thousand of theirs. The idea of submitting to their desires pushed bile to the tip of her throat, but if it would ensure her survival...

>>160745272
>>160736259
Where does "take back every grudge" come from? I haven't played Manlets yet

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>>160741614
Ive skimmed threw them a couple times.
I stop after like the 5th word tho.

No wait I think I read one of them once.

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Reminder:

Waterfall: Paid Wood elf campaign pack and confirmed as the last campaign pack for the base game.

Waterfall2: Free DLC supplemental. Currently includes 2 lores(Life and Shadow), 2 empire wizards(Jade and Grey) with the possibility of a Morghur LL for Beastmen maybe even a unit or 2 to go with him.

Crumpets: Free Bretonnia race pack(Updated over the weekend for the first time in 3 months)

Cascade: Possible last race pack DLC for the Tomb Kings and map extension south to bridge the content drought between base game and the new world expansion coming later next year. (Cascade was added the day before the wood elf official reveal). T

This(Cascade) would make sense as a campaign pack is a big deal as it requires teams to work on a mini campaign of 30-50 regions(Athel Loren confirmed 12 eternal realms that look as they do in lore) and grand campaign whereas this potential race pack would have the full DLC team working on grand campaign map extension,in this case. Southwards.

>>160745354
lewd

>>160745354
>studied history
>literacy and study

Absolutely disgusting, it's clear Elitha isn't an Asrai. This is just another case of Asur trying too hard and not knowing when it's time to just gyokusai like a beautiful petal on the breeze

>>160744217
>>160744283
I thought it was just upper class English. Where do you hear Scottish or Irish?

>>160745293

>Age of Sigmar is incredibly popular, and sells far more than WHFB ever did for years.

And Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is sold out well into next year.

No one cares.

>>160745478
FINE I'LL FUCKING WATCH THE FUCKING TRAILER YOU CUNT.
COMPROMISE ON MY FUCKING MORALS.

>>160745478
Scottish Irish I think they were just referencing the Vermintide character.

It's not really upper class British either.
It's fairly accent neutral, well spoken but a bit feral. Like I predicted at the start of this mess. The circle of life.

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The rough outlined datamined map is now officially outdated with the announcement that the expansions will have more work done on them thanks to the success of the first game and its DLC including 4 base races and a landmass similar in size to the current Old World.

This means it is quite likely the New World will be even larger and the current locked ingame maps for the east and north(of the old world) could expand into the mountains of mourn and chaos wastes with the second expansion.Land of the Dead and Araby are fine as they are desu.
I think its safe to say the Empire theatre system will make a reappearance in order to ensure stable framerates for such a large game world with end turns going theatre by theatre rather than all at once.

>>160745487
Obviously people do if they're successful, you're not the representative of these peoples, you're a single individual with your own opinions.

>>160745432
Wew lad. I'm hype.

>>160745704
I reckon they're going to make Ulthuan pretty big and varied compared to that old map.

>>160745704
>that araby start location
will they be a playable faction I wonder? at least a mod, I don't know jack shit about warhammer or the lore, its simply their starting position that is great

all those other races you can invade/fight

>>160745704
Ogres will probably be hordes.
You're still missing Skavenblight and Hell pit

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>>160745704

Would they be crazy enough to add the Black Pyramid of Nagash? Or cripple peak? God damn I want some Nagash fuckery.

What is /twg/'s thoughts on the Total War Youtuber "Heir of Carthage"? Is he entertaining? Reliable? Cringe? All of the above?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leiZJFg0wxA

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Empire giants when

The biggest of big floppy hats

>>160745868
Heir is a polite, friendly person who tries his best, is enthusiastic, and doesn't take things too seriously.

"What the crap's going on?!" is also moe

>>160745858
They're less important that what now serve as Empire clones so it's unlikely. They'll probably be tutorial fodder for the K A N G Z

>>160745865
>>160745704
>>160745820
FUCK I just realized that we're going to actually have a Naggaroth environment to fuck around in. Pure hellscape of the dark and frozen variety rather than the red smoldering one.

>>160745757

You're the one screaming "IT'S CANON SO YOU HAVE TO CARE ABOUT IT!" m8

These people can have their pig's slop, I'm happy that they enjoy it but I'm gonna continue to act as if it doesn't exist, it in no way impacts my enjoyment of the original products.

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>>160745942
>>160745868
What a cutie.

>>160745704
Nice map. Who made it? Well done.
However that new world map is really rough and clearly not to scale and I wouldn't be surprised if GW allowed CA to add their own non lore settlements to fill it out. That few settlements for 4 races isn't going to work. Expect a similar amount of settlements as the base game.
The official map east and south shows promise.

Add 3-6 more in the Darklands such as Tower of Nagash and the same for the south such as Temple of Skulls in the Cursed Jungle(Lizardmen subfaction for sure). I would say its pretty spot on for how the terrain will look.
Looking at Albion and the fact the datamined map shown it colored. Its current ingame size could easily be a 2 region province or maybe a 1 region province for huge campaign bonuses to the race that owns it.

>>160745868
>hello youtube, what the craps going on?
stop listening right there

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>>160745893
>Empire giants when
no, fuck o...
>The biggest of big floppy hats
well, maybe empire giants wouldn't be that bad after all

>>160745704
>Marienburg
>Empire
sure thing elector cucks

>>160746025
>Youtube's average viewer is a 12 year old who likes shit like that
>As an entertainer he tries to appeal to that average audience
Eh, I don't see an issue. Sorry if everything isn't "cool" enough to measure up to your standards.

>>160745432
That actually looks likely.
This is the only TW game that I've actually wanted more content for and buy them day one if I like them.

>>160746004
Hi Karl.

>>160746026
Giant is a bit over the top.
Ogre free company is best. They've discipline enough to imitate human formations as well.

>>160745868

I like him as a guy, he's he's obviously good natured and just wants to get along and have fun.

His battle videos are good fun but if you want news and "analysis" you should go with MilkandcookiesTW, Heir doesn't know or care much about the lore.

>>160745704
Still missing Skavenblight, Hell Pit and The Black Chasm.

Anyway, great job.

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>>160745704
Naggaroth seems comfiest.
>mountains to the west and north
>only a narrow passage to the south that you can probably chokepoint with a single army
>guard the east with navy and one army to guard against chaos scum

>>160745704
>Athel Loren serene in the center of it all

Its like poetry

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>>160745704
>The current ingame map has the north,east and south locked behind a fog of war.
>The new world map is a rough outline from a very early datamine
Great map though anon(if you made it?) but soon enough it's going to be quickly outdated. I suspect the world is going to be larger than CA originally intended.

>>160746221
Naggaroth is filled with Beastmen and greenskins.

Enjoy getting constantly shat on.

Is it just me, or are "muh comfy" fags always clearly people who known nothing of the lore?

>>160746221
Need to man a ton of northern watchtowers from the all consuming destroyers always wanting to wander south.

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http://pastebin.com/hPkPujTB

I made an MP guide to lords and heroes for noobs

>>160746289
Why doesn't that guy wear any chest protection? Can some military history guy give me a reason as to why this LARP guy wouldn't wear armor?

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>>160746221
Anon did you forget about the Chaos Wastes to your north?

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>>160746293
>beastmen and greenskins

They're never even mentioned as a threat to druchii.
Maybe you don't know your lore as well as you think you do.

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>>160746330
DELET THIS OR I WILL TURN YOU TO LEAD!

>>160745864
and Fester Spike.

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>Easy as fuck battle
>Auto resolve
>Damsel kills herself from 90% health
Why the fuck does the autoresolve hate damsels so much?

This is the first time I'm going to savescum in this game, fuck losing a 28 damsel to bullshit

>>160746445
>They're never even mentioned as a threat to druchii.

Irrelevant to the game.

Enjoy getting raped and shat on by Beastmen and Greenskin doomstacks.

>>160746445
Its called Warhammer and its as grimdark as 40k just with some tongue and cheek thrown in. Every faction is constantly beset.

>>160746505
Why aren't you using the expanded Bretonnian roster mod from the same author for the faction unlocker mod?

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=759678177

Peasant Bowmen with Braziers/Flaming Arrows GOAT

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I like how we can already see Crookback Mountain and Mt Silverspear/Greyfang ingame hidden in the locked fog of war east of the worlds edge.

Pic related.

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>>160746505
I DEMAND YOU DELET THIS

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>>160746505
is she on a horse? mounted units always take extra damage, so do low armour units, its why elephants always get fucked in eariler titles in autoresolve

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>>160746445

>Right next to the fucking Chaos Wastes
>"Beastmen aren't a threat"

You're a fucking idiot m80

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>>160746330

Seriously beloved son of Bretonnia is fucking retarded.

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>>160746447

>>160746445
I think that's more because the DE writers have a coldsteel tier obsession with them (can't have no dirty barbarians shitting all over your badass spiky highborn eldar), while Beastmen and Greenskin writers prefer to focus on the old world. So we don't really get to hear a lot about the Naggarothi greenskins and beastmen.

Assume that Dark Elves are constantly attacked by greenskins and beastmen.

>>160746702
>nippon
rmao

>>160746330
>AAAAA SAVE ME KARL

>>160746330
good work anon-san, please update when wood elves arrive

>>160746330

>Vampire-Chan=A- Solid fighter wizard and a fucking expensive hero at that, it's your only access to lore of death beside Mannfred, has access to an hellsteed bring the bare minimum of spells you need for her to not make her too expensive.

I love Vampire-Chan but I think she's ranked too high

>>160745992
I'm not screaming anywhere mate. Just pointing out that putting your fingers in your ears and pretending something doesn't exist is a really poor frame of mind.

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>>160746713

>>160746772

Only time beastmen or greenskins are mentioned in Naggaroth is for when they are being hunted for sport by Dark Riders/Cold One Knights.

The chaos threat is almost always norse tribe incursions and occasional daemons.

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>>160746632
>that vast ocean of fog

I can hear the anvils,volcanic eruptions,rat noises,goblin laughs,lizard screeches and ogres farting already.

I'm so Autistic when playing total war in general that I've already got my Dawi max garrison(walls,gatehouses,buildings that give extra unit etc) set up along the eastern worlds edge borders and the borderlands with the Tomb Kings alongside 2 armies. One on the southern border and another on the east.

>>160746772
>>160746702
The Dark Elves live in big metropolises that are heavily walled and garrisoned and don't really have a rural population compared to other races, except for the shades who are weirdos

Being all clustered up into protected hives of scum and villainy makes the beastmemes irrelevant, while intrigue and schemes usually keep the warriors of chaos to the north directed elsewhere.

Still, the Darkblade novels make it clear that the Chaos Wastes are a big deal and the primary security threat to the realm. (The realm is more focused on taking over Ulthuan because they are Super Jacobites but still)

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What does it mean if his whole health bar is yellow?

>>160747026
that you clicked on him and he is selected?

>>160747026
Urinary tract infection

>>160747053
No, they light up when they're clicked and their health bar doesn't change.

>>160745704
>I think its safe to say the Empire theatre system will make a reappearance in order to ensure stable framerates for such a large game world with end turns going theatre by theatre rather than all at once.
That would be massively disappointing.

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>>160746254
>The Wood Elves is the key to all of this

>>160746957
What do they eat if they are so urbanized?

>>160745868
Hes nice and just wants to play and have fun.

Hes definitely well above the majority in terms of skill, but he gets stuck in his ways easily and doesn't adapt well, so he plays similar builds over and over and doesnt like using or experimenting much even if it would be in his best interest, like artillery which he just hates. You would never see him just take a volleygun to test them for example, and if he did he would likely fail then blame the unit rather than his improper strategy.

And his micro is pretty bad which he admits.

>>160746930
desu that's just a sane precaution against the regular varg/skraeling adventures

not like stunties can stop the Kangz even if they tried, either.

>>160746873

>Just pointing out that putting your fingers in your ears and pretending something doesn't exist is a really poor frame of mind.

See, maybe you would have a point if this was about something that actually mattered.

But, you know, it's not.

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>>160745704
NIPPON WHEN ?

>>160747310
Yeah I don't think he's a very good loser. The first like 40 or so TWW uploads were all victories for him as well.

I still appreciate most of his content though
Showed me how based Centigors ft. Great Weapons are as well.

>>160747267

Food is either brought in from raids or shipped from the central hub which is the only city that can support some form of farming (either Klar Karond or Har Graef I can't remember).

Every fucking bit I read into the lore of Warhammer, I find out about some new small race.

They could make like 1000000 DLCs if they wanted to actually complete the whole damn Warhammer universe.

>>160746930
SKaven vs Chaos dwarfs will be something like nuclear warfare.

>>160747392
Just like how theres going to be 3 different warhammer games with their own sections of the map, that combine when you own all of the games.

They will eventually combine Shogun 2's map with Warhammer.

>>160747392
>Literally just fantasy Japan

At least Cathay has some interesting shit, like clay automatons and flying raven statues.

Any hardcore lorefag here who knows if the Dragon Emperor is a literal dragon? A lot of fansites claims that he is but I could never find an actual confirmation of it being anything but a figurative title.

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>>160747450
git hype

>>160747573
Skaven already fill in for fantasy chinese though

>>160747456
Yeah as the timid edgelord stunties are nuked with warpfire

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>>160747573

Nobody knows. GW never really went into any real detail about the minor factions. A sentence here, a paragraph there, an entry in a book that dates from the second edition.

>>160747650

Horde faction with no soul?

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>>160747698
At least FW gave us this.

I always got the impression that this was Forgeworld's way of teasing a potential Cathay army. But then they decided to discontinue Warhammer Forge because Horus Heresy was selling better.

>>160747573
Legend said he was a vampire

>>160747715
>Skaven
>'horde'

Never going to happen, for a start CA will want to represent the clans as factions and second they will rely upon tech trees and building chains.

>>160747267
Since sailing is a big deal for their society I can bet a lot of fish is involved.

>>160747369
Why does everything in this thread have to be about stuff that matters? Someone was dumb for picking and choosing what's canon, so I called them out.

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>>160747754

>herd of beastmen almost take the great bastion

In the Warhammer universe, what are the top races for fun sex?

>>160747573
Think I've read that the dragon emperor is a dragon in the 7th ed Ogre Kingdoms novel but in the archaon novel a dragon pretty much destroys half of cathay so maybe it is more figurative.

>>160747938
I don't think it was the Great Bastion, it was a fortress intended to protect the Silk Road.

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>>160748135
Vampires.

>>160748135
High Elves.

>>160748228
>No blood flow.

>>160748228
Is there any good fanart of Vampire-chan? The in-game model does little to convince me she's best girl material...

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>>160748268
Not wandering what it feels like to stick yo warm body in and against an opposing cold one that reciprocates.
At least you have patrician taste family.

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>>160748228

Cover yourself slut

How stinky are wood elf pussies?

>>160748135
Wood Elves are wild in the sack and very, very experienced.

High Elves are too boring. Dark Elves will probably torture you to death during intercourse.

This is why the Beastmen, greatest connoisseurs of fine bitches in the WH world, aim most of their effort at Athel Loren.

>>160748364
>skin tight tit armor

MASTER SYLVANIAN SMITHS

>>160748390
Probably just smell like moss or something.

>>160748390
Everybody in the Warhammer Universe besides probably the Aristocracy and Wizards of Bretonnia/Empire smell like Indian intern B.O. or worse depending on the race. It's a fantasy world with Medieval-ish history so the standards of hygiene were very low. Beastmen, Skaven, and Greenskins probably smell like dogshit.

>>160748390
/twg/ asking the important questions

>>160748135
Probably Orge

>>160747872

>Someone was dumb for picking and choosing what's canon

Why?

Why would you bother engaging with or acknowledging something you despise?

There is nothing to be gained by caring about it and nothing to lose by just ignoring it, especially when the divide is as shard as the divide between WHFB and AoS

>>160748675
They were wrong and it was my duty to tell them so.

That's the American way.

>>160748719

>They were wrong

They weren't though.

Read through the comment chain, no one ever said that AoS wasn't canon, the only thing that was ever stated is that they choose to ignore it and that "canon" as a concept was never worth caring about in the first place.

>>160748787
Bitch I don't have time to read through this shit, I'm not even the original poster.

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

>>160748839
Do you always go on /twg/ when you are pressed for time, lad?

Anyone have the
>the air was filled with smug and frog.
pasta?

>>160748935
Yes.

What's the point of browsing 4chan if you're not doing so as an escape from immediate and vital commitments?

>>160748960
post of the year

I like you anon

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>>160747872
>Waaah waaah, why do people have opinions? waaah

>>160748787
>comment chain
Can you at least pretend you aren't on reddit?

>>160747872
Stop picking and choosing what's canon m8.

>>160749079
Tears are literally streaming down my face right now.

No anime reaction image can coalesce what I'm feeling.

>>160749127
Make me fuckboy.

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>>160727785

>>160748839
are you autistic? you sound autistic

>>160749195
Where do you think we are right now.

>>160749147
I shouldn't have to make you. It's what is best for you and you should realize that.

>>160749194
this guy needs to eat

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>Bretonnia
>February

Whose idea was this?

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>>160749256

>>160749256
They are thinking of new original units to add
That takes some time

>>160749239
Oi now lad, Don't make me suck your dick.

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So how big will athel loren be in grand campaign if it is meant to be some 'endless' realm? It looks like max three one settlement factions will make it in currently.

>>160749291
It's okay, we're all men

Manly men

>>160749306

Seems like there's 5 regions, they're not like the other provinces, each city seems to be its own thing and can support up to 10 buildings.

>>160749334
With perky mantits and supple arses.

Just started an Orc campaign.
The only campaign ive yet to start to see the mechanics, are Vampires, but HOLY SHIT.

Orcs are by far the best campaign race right?
Their Waagh army mechanic is the best race mechanic by far. They get the underway which is immensely useful, and their fucking encamp stance also buffs them, and doubles as raid.

oh and it seems like they get a larger pool of lords to recuit too. So easier fishing for good lords.

Oh and they leave debuffing piles of shit in your settlements when they raid you.

Oh and theyre green :)

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>>160749392
What manner of sissyness is this?

>>160749470
manly sissyness.

>>160749469
They suffer from their location on the campaign map