Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>no mountain climber hero

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honestly is there anyone more perfect?

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so ana is going to have an accidental overdose tonight right

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BOSTON IS TOO FAR AWAY/

>>160712903
Zai's a cunt.

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>>160712912
Well there's memeleague next week, only 2 day, 6 games and 4 team but a little snack all the same

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>>160712964
Sumail get off the gulag

>>160712982
pro shitter maybe

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>>160712896
delet this

>>160712982
really?

>>160713079
Exactly. Now fuck off.

>>160713103
when having 5k mmr made you a "pro"

how good would it be to live off dota?
doing what we like? the same way this "talent" is doing it

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>>160713079
>This is your average Dota 2 player

>>160713103
yes in hon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwuGI64ukjE

>>160713079
now i finally see why there's so many euros and thirdies on d2g

everyone always was trying to hide the fact that the playerbase were not whites

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>>160712895
>no tunneling dwarf hero
>there was even a hero called "Mountain King" in wc3 but we've forgotten all about that
>and we've forgotten about the tunnelmuzzies in CnC Generals
>and the zerg phone-in-a-cup nebula carnivorous plant tunnel buildings
>none of that exists now
>non of it should be a tunneling dwarf king dota hero

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>>160712903
there isn't

>>160713079
holy fuck i didn't realize how few people played on us east. i bet half are fucking peruvians too

>>160713286
>euros implying not white
is this a t. 60% white country kind of post?

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At least we got a few decent webms out of that shit show

alright back to real life guys

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>>160713498

>>160713498
looks like a faggier yawar

Who is Eosin?

>>160713656
a big deal

>>160713734
kotlguy posted the playlist on twitter if you're interested

>>160713810
Good stuff.

Can I buy echo sabre on Spectre?

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>>160713986
na if i put effort for this i might as well listen to anime music instead of this indie shit.
It's 2 am and i need to finish 5 pages by midnight tomorrow and I barely have time. THANKS ESPORTS
i also gameshitted today damn

>>160713810
>sheever has more acne than pdd

>>160713841
Prize pool is the same

Crowd funding is still entirely on Valve side. If someone wants to add skins to tickets, like Summit 2, it has to go through Valve. Valve is dropping support for that shit because of the Majors

Once a year, Valve releases a compendium for TI3-5. Tons of free time to promote third parties by hey, buy this ticket and get these 2 hero skins with styles! But now, its 2 Majors and TI so 3 battle passes/compendiums total.

So Valve doesn't want people to spend money on 3 tickets and then have no interest in a compendium, they want everyone on a compendium

>>160714581
shame

>it's another Alchemist that stands in rune spot at the start of the game 15 seconds before the rune even spawns and gets killed

Why do people do this?

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has anyone encountered a support weaver yet

I'm scared to play pubs

>>160714886
they want the rune

>>160714886
flopping their big chemical penis right on the table. it doesn't even matter that they died and lost rune, the damage is done

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Pls dont tell me russians are winning tournaments now

>>160714946
>muh pubs xdd
your 3k pubs will be as shit as they always were

>>160714129
Well yeah, but is it good?

>>160715197
it's an option if you don't/can't go radiance

>>160715015
Major might be different. Newbee wasn't here, but they haven't played alot recently and it might effect them. If LGD.fy can get the whole squad it should be fine for them too, but they can sub in Maybe if someone has visa issues.
IG.V is apparently totally fucked though

MVP but they also lost to some Indonesian team recently. Otherwise, all the big teams were at the Summit and VP stomped.

>>160714861
>forgetting about e "rolling on the floor not laughing" ra

>Heroes you see on your team that have a 50/50 chance of being complete shit or winning the game single handedly
Fuck you Antimage pickers why the hell are only 1 in 10 of you any good.

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>>160715329
dude please i literally have every TA set except this last one cuz the goybook is shit except for this TA set dude comone

>>160715530
The Western players are no fun. Only Misery, No[o]ne and Reso played Mafia in the 2 days they did it. They do stuff off camera

no mafia today?

>>160715629
>50/50
>1 in 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbJf9QnSB3Q

>>160716274
3k hours here
i just recently broke 4k mmr ama

>>160716274
calibrated at 3.8k when MMR got introduced, I had like 800 games then

>>160716668
i'm at around 250 games and i calibrated at 2k. I've been playing on and off since May and I've actually fallen to about 1600 since calibration. fml.

>>160716274
I calibrated at 3k and even though it took me like a 100 games before I started using item actives. I don't know how people who legitimately care about the game can be in 1k.

>its a player decides to let his retard faggot friend tag along into ranked games

>>160717152
TI4 compendium
Playing support at first and getting used to it, and not playing carry to solo carry my games back when it was easier

>>160717013
i prefer playing support heroes but i just can't do that all the time if i want to win games. most of the time i play offlane, and i've started playing mid meepo and i think i can pub stomp with it so i might spam it...
>>160717139
dude i'm tragic. i mean, i really need a coach or someone to help me figure out what i'm not doing.
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/346441628

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>>160717206
>me and [totally inappropriate hero] safe lane!

>>160716274
calibrated at 3.7k after like 200 games, and this was before mmr inflation

was around 4.3k 200 games after that, and then realized the game was dying and stopped

calibrated at 3k and im still at 3k but i dont play ranked often

what do dee two gee, neck myself?

>>160717682
Just don't make shitty picks, don't do stupid dives and you're gucci. I calibrated at the bottom of 3k (literally one match away from being 2k) and now I'm 4.4k.

>>160718608
Thank you m8.

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>Interrupting certain spells that specifically say they're channeled doesn't count for this quest
gg nice game, Blizzard

Literally every team was just meme-ing around at the Summit. None of the stuff that got displayed this weekend will get actual playtime at Boston.

why do pro gamers use aliases?

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Where are supports supposed to farm at? One problem I often have is farming as a support. I am so fucking broke all the time.

Look at this.

LOOK!

How the fuck can I remedy this? A lot of the supports I like unfortunately cannot farm properly. or they farm slowly. Are these supports inferior to other supports who can farm?

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>someone on your team says "pick tank"

>>160719245
Yet historically most teams don't respect The Law Of The Honeypot...

>>160719371
Step your game up senpai, I'm a support cuck too and even I can get 300 gpm avg with nearly 400 xpm.

>>160719371
Pull
Stack - and ask carry to give you a big creep.
Occupy empty T1s and be ready to TP.

OG is going to disband so hard after Boston, same for Liquid. Like, I understand why they wouldn't gg early in game 2. Who knows what would happen, but going on an extra fucking 20 minutes for no reason in game 3 was so team killing.

>>160719276
Left over from pre-pro days, when they were on ladders/matchmaking. I think this goes across all games, maybe in the future people say fuck it and make them use real names constantly.

>>160718996
>tfw shitters scared away all the drawfags like the newspaper guy away

sumail uses his real name

>>160719675
blame lebanon for scaring away every content producer after ti5

>>160719675
Pls come back drawfags, I want more cute pictures of Dota heroes drawn as anime girls.

>>160719996
Does Suma1l really count though

>>160720128
then stop shitting everywhere when your team loses

>>160720293
But I don't even follow the pro scene and know nothing about it.

im really getting tired of playing with peruvians and smurf players

>>160719181
>Interrupt channeled spells
>Shackles doesn't count
>Dismember doesn't count
>Death Ward doesn't count
nice game, volvo

>>160720114
>after TI5
Most of them left after TI3 and certainly by the end of TI4.

The only difference from post-TI5 d2g and post-TI6 d2g is the non-esport discussion is now fully non-existent and its nearly necroposting. Also you fucking faggots ruined the ingame channel a long time ago.

>>160719371
>Are these supports inferior to other supports who can farm?
In pubs, yes they are.

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Fuck I hate this time when a tournament ends and no one good is streaming and I have to sit here and pretend to be busy with the entire internet but all the memes are stale and I feel like a failure in life does anyone else feel that way?

>>160720593
is there any way to chat in the ingame channel without booting up dota 2?
I find myself opening the game just to chat there and that's shit.

>an axe set that turns axe completely yellow exists
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Supreme_Black_Orc_Warboss
umm...dotards?

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what will his suicide note say?

>>160721187
he'll be fine on a tier 2/3 team.
OG needs to kick him and s4 to do well again

can someone on reddit ask valve to make a server to US players?

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you load into a game and this guys says "do what I say or your mmr is done for"

what do you do

rate my hero

fast ranged int with massive stat gain

quas deals pure damage based on how much max mana you have every single auto attack and steals even more intelligence

wex is a 4 second banish to be used on enemies or allies and deals a lot of magic aoe damage when it ends

exort gives your team infinite mana for being near you

invoke deletes everyone who isn't bkb'd in a massive aoe

>Silencer
>Glaives of Wisdom

Silencer confirmed to be a Wisdom Hero

>weaver support
what is this meme and why is there someone doing it in my game?

>>160724059
At this point, I honestly can't tell them anymore.

>>160724212
aghs rush because it is broken

VP lil did it and raped

>>160723863
>glaives of wisdom
>damage is based on intelligence

Uh... Dotards?

>>160724212
>better version of grave with same cast range and similar cooldown with no mana cost

so veno jungling is a thing in pubs now..

>>160725840
and 4200 gold cost

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>>160725885
ez tree man counter roflmao im like wings xD

pubs are now veno and treant playing grab ass in the jungle

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>kick ppd and fear
>lose to dOGshit

>>160726640
beat wins and planted the honeypot veno

all according to plan, meanwhile og showed all their strats and then got deathballed by vp

>>160726063
That's not really much considering almost every pub player rushed linken's on him which is 4800 gold

>>160726640
>ppd and fear
>kicked

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>>160726256
Silencer

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Sure feels great to be a random draft only player so I don't have to deal with this OD/Veno/Ogre shit every game.

160728151
kys bro

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>>160724212
my friend and i pioneered the weaver support years before anybody ran this

optimally ran with somebody you can abuse positioning with, do something like witch doctor + weaver and watch the enemy team freak out when you just timelapsed the witchdoctor and they can't do anything about the death ward
its fucking awful though lmao dont do this

>>160728294
Why not Enigma?

>>160728374
yeah I guess you can, works with enigma too

only issue is that you're running a support weaver, I guess you could have offlane weaver rush aghs but thats still pretty shit

>>160728931
If you ran it with Drow it wouldn't be that bad because he'd still have damage for as long as Drow is alive.

>>160728294
>i pioneered the weaver support years before anybody ran this
>weaver aghs was only implemented last year

>play shadow demon every game
>convince some dingus to play luna
>win
it's good because no one bans luna or sd

I like playing Dota 2

Alright fags I'm coming back after a few years of not playing. Any huge changes i need to know before i ruin my first pub game by being bad?

>>160731159
buy iron talon

>>160731159
buy raindrop

>>160731159
Pick Omniknight offlane.

>>160731159
weaver support :^)

>it's a team with AM and invoker try to defend when they have a player that abandoned

FUCK OFF FOR WASTING MY TIME

I ENDED UP WINNING BUT FUCK IM STILL KINDA MAD

>>160731409
>I ENDED UP WINNING BUT FUCK IM STILL KINDA MAD

Describes almost all my wins desu

>>160729181
I've been spamming pudge and blasting Big L and Craig Mack. Feels absolutely incredible.

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>Wake up
>OG wrecked in 90 minutes

lmao I have pubs that last longer than this

>>160731159
ALWAYS get a quelling blade if you're the carry
even if you're a ranged hero
also learn how and when to pull the big camp near safelane

>>160732392
Pretty sure the enemy team isn't Virtus Pro in your pubs.

>>160731159
the disparity between carries and supports is even bigger than it was.
someone like pa or od or storm will be better than someone like shadow shaman or crystal maiden at every single point of the game, right from minute 0

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>>160732520
With the people I end up getting in my team they might as well be

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>>160732740
>Stacking with the people in /vg/chat

Well no shit.

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>>160732740
Seems like a good teamfight.

>>160732740
I'm still trying to wrap my head around what that chrono was for.

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>>160733041
Intimidation, clearly.

>>160732740
>>160733016
https://a.pomf.cat/ypgovq.webm

Kunkka lol

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>/d2g/ not even allowed to sustain itself on shitposting
>no esports in sight
I think we might see the first ever thread 404 from lack of bumps

>TA will never assassinate your Tampura
why
even
live

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>>160733691
Truth is I don't really feel like keeping it alive with my anime shitposting right now, I think I'm going to go play the new Civ game while being made EvE: Valkyrie is for VR headsets only.

had an actual japanese person in one of my matches just now. dude was solo queueing and spoke absolutely 0 english, not even peru-tier english.

he owned a fuckton of arcanas but fed horribly.

why don't more japs play dota or league? they've got waifus and hats. seems right up their alley.

>>160733858
japs do not like playing with others

>>160733898
neither do koreans but they are so good at league it's literally killing its appeal as an esport

>>160733858
>they've got waifus

They're pretty shitty looking and not cute at all. Even LoL has cuter heroes

>>160733858
PC gaming stigma, more or less. Japs either like games that have tons of interaction between players, like MMOs, or none at all like JRPGs. Multiplayer/teamwork games aren't as big, also being a PC gamer makes it seem like you're more into VNs.

>>160733858
most japanese people legit do not own a home PC of any description unless it's vital to their job

>>160733956
LoL is not a team game

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Guys the deadline is approaching and I still haven't started balancing Visage yet

Quick give me some ideas

>>160734064
quit being so autistic anon

it's a team game

>>160734120
Birds no longer have bounties

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>>160733837
>Civ 6

Actually no I just checked my email and I got into the Gwent beta.

>>160734120
Gets a free level in his ult from level 1

>>160734134
thats like saying golf is a team game

>>160734251
take your pills anon

>>160734316
>koreans good at it
>lane for the majority of the game
>only team up to basically finish the game

>>160734120
-Grave chill now also grants half the movement and attack speed bonuses to familiars
-Soul assumption now does physical damage, and lowers the enemy armor by the amount of charges he has for 6 seconds, armor reduction comes before the damage
-Gravekeeper's cloak now also provides 0.5/1/1.5/2 hp regen per layer

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>>160734410
So THAT'S why they can't break into Dota. Ganks and deathball don't exist in League until the laning phase has already decided the outcome of the game.

>>160734120
Familiars cooldown to 140/120/100
Cloak recharge from 3 to 3/3/2/2

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>8 people in the match has over 2,5k hours
>2 people in the match has under 500 hours
>the two last mentioned doesn't know simple mechanics
>we have 64 kills enemy has 42 kills
>together the 2 newbies go 3-31-17
>both are in my team
>we lost

i started looking through old matches and 75% of the time i have lost a game there are 2 people new to the game
i know 2,5k hours isn't that much if you compare it to the 10k professional lvl, but at 500 hours or less you most likely lack a lot of fundamental principles of dota

Valve plz stop this madness

>>160734816
>but at 500 hours or less you most likely lack a lot of fundamental principles of dota

I've been thinking about this a lot.

500 hours is a lot time. You could get okay at the guitar in that amount of time. Or gain everyday fluency at a language. It would be good for your career and social life.

So why do we spend it playing this piece of shit game that makes you angry at least half the time no matter how good you get at it?

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>>160734816
>Valve starts queuing people together according to how many hours played
>My smurfs are all kill and I have to idle them with the program open for three years for them to have the same hours played as my main

I think I would kill you and then Gabe if that got implemented anon. My main account is 2k MMR lower than my most used smurf.

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>>160733213
>https://a.pomf.cat/ypgovq.webm

I actually laughed

>>160734936
>mfw ive played dota for 8 hours a day for an entire year in total

>>160734816
stop playing unranked fuckwit

>>160735310
bad skill build
and bad duel
excellent play

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>>160735310
This is fucking perfect.

Here let me give you a classic.

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>>160735317
i don't do unranked

>>160717139
For me it's: Play well -> win a couple of games -> literally everybody on team goes like 1/15, I am like 7/5 -> gradually tilt -> actually lose my shit and forget everything I learned -> curse the shit out of people over every smallest mistake -> lose 10 in a row

I can watch a 4k coaching video and tell what the guy is doing wrong with 80% of the stuff being repeated by the coach afterwards. Usually get 100-150 cs more than the runner up in a game where I play carry. Calibrating a smurf now and yasp says I'm just under 3k, all I'm hoping for is people who have literally any fucking clue of what's happening around then really.

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>Our safelane lost the lane to solo offlane Techies
I can't even begin to comprehend how this happened.

>>160736017
a lot of dota is really intuitive or obvious
low mmr players just don't apply these intuitive concepts to their gameplay
they also make poor decisions due to lack of awareness

>>160736274
because he has a ton of range and can harass easy
he's hard to zone out because he can duck into trees and you aren't going to follow him for fear of mines
suicide does a bajillion damage

>>160736017
People are 2k for a reason, they might be able to do certain things better than 4k players, but they're 2k for a reason. It might be hero picks, item choices, last hitting, coordinating with team mates, map awareness, reaction time, or even attitude.

Who's the best mid hero to play with 200 ping?

>>160736558
Necro and max heartstopper.

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>>160736383
His rightclicks also deal literally 1 point of damage if you buy PMS. If you're a ranged hero he has no viable options for harass and generally no options at anything. The fact it was literally just a solo fucking Techies blows my mind with how my teammates in ***4k*** managed to lose this lane.

Of course we fucking lost because the enemy team had a Spectre and nobody wanted to push even when I got a gem.

WHY IS SLARK ALLOWED

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

>>160736874
Hero is fucking garbage get good

>>160736874
>go push as a team
>put down sentries
>completely blow slark up because like most sub-5k mmr slarks, he obviously isn't going to react in time to dark pact and will want the bonus damage from breaking shadow blade first.

Wow, so hard.

>tfw have to play customs for rubick

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>>160737408
>Dota IMBA
>pick Rubick

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>>160737630
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LEARN TO CROP AND INCLUDE BEST WAIFU NEXT TIME

>>160737408
>Grand Magus is dead as fuck

>>160736857
4.5k solo offlane techies spammer here. It's true techies has the lowest dps in the game but once you buy 2 nulls his range gives him complete control over a lane, especially vs a melee hero. Second, his suicide is literally imba vs most of the heroes that are meta right now. A good techies will not lose the offlane, at worst he gets levels a soul ring and arcanes and starts split pushing you. People have spammed it to upper 5ks and your bracket and carries are no exception. Stop feeling entitled to some lane winning just because you ''think'' you understand the matchup.

>>160737831
I remember picking Rubick and fucking everyone
he needs a slight buff

going from 4.8k to 5.3k is like 5x harder than 5.3k to 5.8k i think

the amount of games that are lost because there's an unbearable retard is mindboggling

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>>160737630
how about this girl
https://youtu.be/fqAZ5chHx8g

>>160737729
haahaha

>>160737729
SPOILER THAT SHIT

>>160738367
Suzy?

>>160738367
Trash

>>160737630
male version when?

>>160738808
Literally the least pure but I still love her.

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>>160739342

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>>160739472
CUTE

>>160739507
your waifu is shit mate deal with it

REAL

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If Bulldog isn't streaming I'm going to kill myself.

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>>160739706
Yes, please do.

>>160739748
fuck you Roma why did you ditched the clowns

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>>160739820
It's more fun this way.

>>160739748
>>160739820
>>160739932
>TG fans.
Cringe.

Valve, please don't forget to put a Santa hat on Roshan on the next patch

Keep the traditions alive

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>>160740054
>Cringe

I believe /pol/aks call that shibbolething a redditor or something.

>7th page
this is how the 'lag dies

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Any of you losers playing Gwent? This game is okay.

>>160720462
This
I think Bane Ult doesn't count either (I played shaker vs pudge and bane and literally got 0 progress in the quest)

>>160719181
>>160720462
Theres a bug for that quest, i posted it last week, if youre interested i can tell you

>>160741325
tell us please.

any games from that honey pot worth watching?

>>160741827
i dont remember them just remember laughing at the finals

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>>160741827
OG vs EG

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OUR BOY IS LIVE.

>>160741641
What happened in one of my games was that slark took that quest and we were winning hard so what happened then was that our mag stood near our slark and started to cancel his ult with stop command so he doesnt cast it and voila, slark had the quest done
So im guessing it works in some ways like that with similar heroes as well, who knows..

>>160741895
But Sing isn't streaming at the moment.

>>160741895
I want bulldog to sit on my face

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OG is such a bad team lul how did EG lose to them lul

>>160742194
arteezy and universe confirmed on stream that it was a honeypot

>>160737630

Only the jap girl belongs in god tier.

>>160738808
is that one of the pornstars team secret hired for poopy?

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>just broke my 10 winstreak because some utter peruvian fuck with the new bloodseeker primeval set went midas shadowblade Echosabre

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What the fuck is up with all the deleted posts, DOTARDS?????????

Also, why the fuck is the Roma poster going absolute out of control today?

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/d3/Abys_darkrift_03.mp3

Um dotards?
What did he mean by this?

>>160743079
The same thing he meant when he said:
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/9c/Abys_spawn_08.mp3
and
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/57/Abys_rival_20.mp3

>>160742993
anyone someone picks bloodseeker just ask them if they're a carry or support

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>When your stacks get contested

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>Esports is over
>One less tab to worry about

Cya losers!

>tfw just wired a $15,000 donation to BTS

rate

>>160745545
>it's another fake story by anon episode
this episode has been aired on repeat since 2006 , why is this show still on air?

how 2 make skeleloli good?

>play in euw
>2 arabs talking on mic
>be mad, tell them to speak english
>at the end one of them speaks german
>tfw /pol/ is real even in dota

>Bulldog's first-person Dota stream
Never actually noticed just how good looking of a game Dota is before.

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What if you could use salves on towers?

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>>160745924
>I hate the classics
>that means that there are no other people who enjoy it
Seinfeld has been on for 20 years

Is there a better feeling than convincing 4 retards that hate eachother to just keep playing and win?

The kind of shit where you convince the jungler to not feed because the support blocked his jungle.

PMA isn't a meme, Arteezy and CLQ are totally right.

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>Spent four hours hyped up on Peppermint Mocha playing Gwent

Well I guess this is goodnight now

>draft quene from lige of lel disabled
>terrible innovative ideas from rito games for new season
>questionable balance choice designs

I have decided to move onto dota2 for now, played it a bit back in early beta ( ye got key ).

How are custom games? Is footmen frenzy recreated? Any custom 3v3 maps? Castle defence maps? I don't think I could handle 5v5 normal games, my game knowledge is quite low. Just want to have some fun.

>>160747103
>Is there a better feeling than convincing 4 retards that hate eachother to just keep playing and win?
Not playing this shit game.

>>160747146
Don't waste your time here dota is dead icefrog was fired no big update since 2015

>>160747463
>fired

Uhm what?

>>160747146
Hf
Footy should be in, not really sure. Even if it is, its mostlikely dead
Not sure about 3v3 customs, there might be some there but also mostlikely dead
Castle defence maps, hmm.. Theres a few tower defence maps, spin td which wasnt in wc3 era and its pretty fun, gemtd obviously, the old classic, element td as well, theres a few others as well, they are balanced for 1 - 4+ players so you can play those alone
As for 5v5 knowledge, watch pro games, youtube, play bot games to get a feel of hero animations, item builds, money handling, mana and hp management, etc..

how does one work BoT's into a 6 slotted build easily?

do you walk around with 2 pairs of boots for a while or do you go TP-less for a few minutes

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hold me /d2g/ i'm scared

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>Person in discord wants to play DotA with us
>Never played a moba before
>Okay play Ogre and just stick back and we'll try
>Doesnt know how to level abilities
>Only buys boots the entire game
>Just autofollows everyone else
I think I'm done playing this game for a while. ..

>>160737630
Soe should be the only one in god tier desu

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>>160747943
Typically you have lmao2boot for a bit, but with some builds you can work it so that you build Arcanes, which you disassemble to use the Energy Booster for something else, which leaves you with fresh Brown Boots that you carry until you're ready for BoTs.

Mostly trench Storm Spirits that turn it into a Bloodstone.

>>160748940
DON'T

JUST DON'T

LOG OFF OF DOTA FOR LIKE 2-3 DAYS MINIMUM

LET FORCED 50 FORGET ABOUT YOU ANON PLEASE YOU FINALLY MADE IT OUT DON'T LET IT DRAG YOU BACK IN

I have lost 6 games in a row as Weaver, and every time I go wildly positive with huge damage, but it just doesn't matter.
Is weaver hard to carry with or am I just shit? I'm level 15 so I know I'm bad but it's really pissing me off that I can't convert my kills to wins

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>reveal your strats, compromising your ability to win at Boston

>Still get dumpstered 3-0 by based CIS dota

what did OG mean by this?

>>160749683
>still forcing this meme.
EG fans are pathetic honestly.

>>160729793
whats the synergy of luna and sd?

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>>160749991
>>160750096
>>160750150
>>160750173
morning doturds :3

Look at this fucking match history
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/41358376

What am I doing wrong with this bug ass motherfucker

>buy HOTD
>use it to stack ancients
>finally ready to take it
>some shitter whos been feeding thinks 'hey i need this because im behind' and takes it
>Literally throw PC out of 10th story window after uninstalling

NOTHING MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL MORE THAN PEOPLE STEALING ANCIENT STACKS FUUUUUCK

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>>160750234
nyawhoo doturds
>:3

>>160750235
Get a hurricane pike you dumb motherfucker.

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>been rooting for based slav dota since TI
>everyone thinks you're the EG boogeyman

>>160750421
>VP fans only pipe up when they're winning.
cringe.

>>160750235
That build man.. What the fuck

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crit, we need to talk.

>>160750276
anon that's when you

>alt tab
>Tab back ever 4 minutes for XP so you don't get an abandon

I couldn't carry someone like hat to victory, especially if they steal stacks. It's like fucking with couriers, if you do it you deserve to lose regardless.

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>>160750561
But Peter I picked AA the Alch counter!

IT'S NOT MY FAULT ARTEEZY COULDN'T HIT THE CHRONO.

>>160750594
I definitely should start doing this

Thats the other classic

>courier halfway to you
>turns back to base
>'please leave courier im using'
>courier heads towards enemy fountain

Afk jungling it is then cunt

>>160750712
reminder that placing top 3 at TI is far better than winning honeypots, both in prestige and prizepool

it is the playoffs & championship game, after all

everything else is regular season

>>160750870
Yeah it's a real fucking blast and convinced me that more than half of the games I queue aren't worth playing

>Courier more than halfway to me with much needed items
>Retard starts walking it back to fountain
>Send it back to myself
>AFKs in lane so he can spam click courier to himself when it's literally between tier 1 and 2 for me

I just don't get some people. I wouldn't do that to someone, I'd wait till it delivered their things then do it. It's like the equivalent of just shoving past people in a line, I guess expecting the bare minimum from the third world is way to much to ask for.

>We'll still literally and genuinely never get region lock despite every other game being ruined
>Valve will continue making $100,000,000 a TI despite

I'm glad I hardly ever play this game anymore and it will be fun to watch again once the Drow/Invoker/SD/Luna meta gets thrown out the window.

>Sudden motivation boost
>Time to do productive stuff
>Start cleaning my really fucking messy house
>15 minutes later i get a call
>"hey! I know you are on your free week but we need you to work right now!"
well there goes my motivation...
Im really tired all the time and always out of motivation.
Is bad luck a real thing? i was happy that i actually got up to start a change but that was shot down just as quickly.
maybe next year i can change my life

sorry for sharing this to you. i don't usually talk to people about problems and i don't have anywhere else to vent.

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>>160749795
>best qop cosplayer in-
Stopped reading there
this opinion is garbage and belongs in the garbage

>>160751024
Placing top 3 isn't winning.

EG has only won Summit in 2 years.

Congratz

>>160751196
your teams get eliminated early in the playoffs or arguably don't even make it in

there's a reason you're not contenders to the championship of dota

>play treant
>rush aghs
>put eyes in the enemy lanes somehow without dying
>enemy is retarded and doesn't clear them
>use ult when enemy minion wave spawns, clearing it instantly
>our waves constantly push in winning the game for us
>i'm just running around spamming eyes and R

>>160751214
>Your teams.
Take your pills.

>>160751214
>Drop RTZ
>Win world championships
>Pick up RTZ again
>Win one thing in 6 months

When will they just let him go, I mean Singsing embraced the fact he's a streamer and not a pro player why can't RTZ?

>>160751157
:v

maybe sleep more hours

>>160751493
Forgot about it. Good for them.

If TI isn't the only thing that matters, why is it the only tournament that gives you a trophy?

>>160751365
>I'm not a liquid/OG/used to be secret fan! i swear!

"ok"

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>watch the vod of the summit's grand finals
>"wtf where's the real casters!!"
>"WORST CAST EVER FIRE THEM"
>"bts can we get real casters where are you"
I wonder how do these people look like

>>160752273
the casters were terrible tho

>>160752479
get some of the pros there to cast the games? i dnno

>>160752514
That was the best cast you could ever wish for for that game.
>horrible performance, 1000000 kills to nothing
They made it bearable to watch.

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>>160753132
hey your not wearing a hat at all!

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cr1t has been awful so far

>>160753528
he won two majors

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dota has killed the enjoyment of other games for me

there is literally no point in playing other games

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I miss old Riki so much. The one with charges on blink.

Taking over games from the offlane was the best feel.

Now his stats were fucking gimped to reduce his carry potential and artificially make him a mere 4 position who has to wait for his 35 min diffusal blade.

>>160753741
there's no point in playing dota either. Your mmr won't reach 8k so you can't ever earn money from it. You could have learned a new language or programmed your own game by now.

>>160735561
"Bad skill build" are you hating on the smaller but more effective brother of echoslam?

t. sub 2k player.

>>160753741
how is this man allowed in the public sphere

>>160737998
Techies lover here and atm at 3,9k mmr.
Can you give me a quick rundown how you play it?
Im very interested.

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>>160753812
I feel u

>>160754252
>>160753812
cancerous hero though

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Tfw was 5.8 and dropped to 4.9. Stopped playing Dota for about 4 months now. Cravings start to kick in.

What I would give to make USE servers free of peruvian scum. WHEN WILL VALVE MAKE DOTA GREAT AGAIN

Do you guys think vp can be top3 major or slavs can win only honeypots.

>>160755518
Dude im trying to help you
Please man, dont live with that shit taste any longer, its embarrassing

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>2 people in my city of 80,000 playing Dota 2 right now

>>160755624
>dc, og, ehome are garbage
they have a decent shot

>>160735310
He trusted fucking Zeus to do his job.
Nicely done.

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>>160756018
That's alright, just don't let it happen again

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>>160712705
is there a d2g discord
stomping russians all day long just doesn't make the cut anymore i want to play with friends

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>tfw going 3-15-6 as ember

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when is the elimination mode Grand Final supposed to be played?

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>>160756429
>Tfw going 25-3-15 as ember and still losing

>>160751064
>Implying region lock will solve "entitled" players
baka senpai. You just notice the 3rd world players more because of your confirmation bias. These cunts are among all people though.

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>>160756569
In dota, a farm horizon is a boundry in farmtime beyond which gold cannot affect an outside observer. In layman's terms, it is defined as "the point of lost MMR", i.e., the point at which the farm gravitational pull becomes so great as to make winning impossible. A farm horizon is most commonly associated with Xin, the Ember spirit. Farm deposited into his farm horizon can never ever effect an outside observer. Likewise any farm approaching the horizon from his team's side appears to slow down and never quite pass through the horizon, with its image becoming more and more xinshifted as time elapses and towers fall. Thus the team will always have some small, always decreasing, hope that the farm can be salvaged.

The traveling farm, however, experiences no strange effects and does, in fact and reality, pass through the horizon in a finite amount of gulag time. From here to the central xingularity the travel time is determined by solar mass, but can be as fast as miliseconds for solar mass xins.

>>160756631
How do we fix ember

>>160756569
>tfw getting shat on in lane as ember something like 5 deaths before 10 mins
>not dying a single time the rest of the game and winning 13/5/17

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>>160755905
>>160756018
>deflecting
Did she thank you since its been a while?

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>team mate picks tinker against an invoker and spirit breaker

I'm at 4.3k, when do people start understanding the basics of counterpicks?

>>160757164
Some people climb in MMR because they counterpick.
Others climb in MMR because they are good at teamfighting.

>>160757112
Some of my longest games are with ember, either im the only one keeping us from losing till i get rapiers or we can't finish it because lol4 supports

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>>160757214
Some people don't climb at all

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>3 stack on your team tilts and starts feeding from a literal 21 kill lead

First time I've convinced myself to play this game in a week and this is the first game.

>>160757417
>soloqueue
deserved it

>>160757162
why would i care about the opinion of a virgin?

>>160757382
>Jakrio only managed to Poke towers.... twice
wtf

sold all my ember cosmetics, fuck this hero

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What if there was real stealth in Dota, not just "hahahah a boolean is set to 1 so info about my unit isnt sent to ur client rofl outskilled"?

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>>160757759
what if there was a hero which reduced the enemy teams vision globally?

what if dota had skillshots

>>160757610
In the last 6 ember games i have bought

9 rapiers

literally meme hero

is Bubu a gulagite?

>watching game 2 of the 3 game stomp
>skip ahead
>hear a diatribe about how "bad" slark is despite the fact he does just fine at high mmr or pro games

oh its actually game 3
and OG decided to throw it at the draft

>>160758051
post pics to decide

>>160758460
the GF were a farce

the last seriously played match in the tourney was eg vs wings

>>160758460
They deserve a medal for starting the game with diving T1 mid to force a bunch of teamfighting

>>160758605
I don't think anyone plays seriously in a tournament with a 40k grand prize

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>spent their time at The Summit playing CS:GO and getting drunk every day
>still stomped the whole tournament and never lost a single series

Are slavs the most powerful race in the world?

>>160759023
LAMO

While that's not bubu the sentiment is close enough, don't fall for her shit

>empire has PA with rapier and satanic
>kill rosh
>drop deso
>take cheese
>dies feeding away rapier without using satanic OR cheese

Are they literally retarded?

>>160759023
I would still do it.

>>160759187
>pick pa
>lose the game
no seems normal

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>Literally 8/10 people in my last 3 games have been Peruvian

HELP

AM I PLAYING AT THE WRONG TIME OR SOMETHING ITS NOT USUALLY THIS BAD

>>160759270
>pa sells deso for a new rapier
She now has 2 rapiers even though their mag ulted air

>>160759318
the only time to play on US servers is late at night when people that speak english play. Thank god I can get lower than 150 ping on EU West.

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post most played

>tfw shit winrate on most top heroes because i spammed storm am tinker when i was really bad at the game

>mute everyone
>gain 200 mmr in 2 days
wew

>>160759318
>soloqueue
you deserved it