Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Reminder that Sing is our guy.

since the chest 3 update i get 100 packet loss every game, anyone knows how to fix?

>>160789269
Ask Gaben

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pugna

Reminder that Soe is our girl.

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>>160789363
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing pugna's clothes and licking her tiny grey body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick.

>>160789494
10/10

Anyone got the webm of that cuck show that was posted here some day or two ago?

just spent 20 minutes shaving my neckbeard lads

>>160789787
check the /tv/ archives. it's some thread with 300+ replies

>>160789630
You're an amazing webm maker but that's almost too fast to follow for a senile bastard (21 year old) like me.

https://www twitch tv/gnuemacs

Playing solo ranked at 400MMR. Come witness the retardation.

>>160789902
I need hiroshimoot to increase webm max size to 5MB

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>>160789494
reminder Pugna is not for lewd

>>160790008
>maxing stun before warcry
>going down to 10% hp on ancients
>textbook sven
reported

>>160790095
>not maxing stun
i fucking hate "people" like you

>>160789902
>>160789630
Although I guess it might work well enough to show how to do a basic farming pattern

>>160790095
Rather having more hammer damage than reducing war cry's cooldown considering I wasn't fighting much, you'd only really want war cry maxxed if you're trying to push a lot

also during that ancient thing AA was microing my creep away from tanking, aside from that I was going to heal it back from hitting normal creeps, so there's no real concern, it would only matter if I were against bloodseeker

>>160790165
>wanting a stun that stays 2 seconds stays same mana cost and same cooldown instead of armor movement speed and cleave

>>160789089
sopping
wet
doe
mouth

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>After a total of 8 hours of Gwent I'm completely bored of it

They need more cards and maybe factions too, every deck has 2-3 optimal builds that get kind of boring after about 20 wins, no 5 match win streak should ever feel boring.

>>160790330
already had cleave maxxed by 7

it's more about having more stun damage, as soon as you hit more than one hero the efficiency of the damage per MP is exponential

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>>160790330
>no my good sir i do not need 325 AoE damage yes 100 shall be plenty enough

is it just a meme or did people get mass banned from twitch(chat) for saying "lul jew"

>>160790567
>no one will kite me with my amazing 40 second cd warcry

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Since the chinks are stronk right now
Can someone explain why they allow users like this weibo.com/potatobom

Why don't chinks get v& for this?

what's the song on sing stream right now

>>160791137
is that the based animal fight guy

>>160791352
No its a creeper that would get v& if he lived in the west.

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>tfw your counterpick goes even better than intended

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>redditors don't understand why sing is our eternal guy

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>>160791405
>no Goodkind hero
dotards?

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>>160791137
It transfers me to a login page, means you're chinese if you can see it or are so deep down the meme rabbit hole that you ironically learned chinese to create an weibo account.

>>160791000
Permanently mass banned.

morning 'ag

>>160791754
I'm on my phone and it works.
http://m.weibo.cn/page/tpl?containerid=1005051347515747_-_WEIBO_SECOND_PROFILE_WEIBO&itemid=&title=全部微博

>>160791137
The v& doesn't work the way you think it is. They only track people who download lots or who are producers or primary distributors. The way they go after guys who download a lot is they send an email or invitation of some kind to a honeymoon PTHC site to confirm their activities.

Not to mention even the most risque stuff in there is not considered v& worthy by anyone except A US, Canada, and UK.

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>>160791654
Is goodking an grill.
If not then GET OUT

>>160791000
i SAID LUL my account is ok on waga chat lemme try BTS

>>160791912
who cares its just models i thought it was illegal stuff
>>160791919 this is acceptable int he west

>>160792030
Go to the bottom before you talk.

morning 'turds

>>160792075
uh oh
am I gonna get v&?

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Is there any black Dota 2 pro player?

>>160789902
>senile bastard
you mean dotard

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>>160792195
quick fap to this and you'll be innocent anon

>>160792207
niggers are trash at games that require anything other than muscle memory

>>160792075
Babbys first time seeing this? CandyDoll has been around for ages and most govts in the West won't convict for it if that's all the person accesses.

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Why is carry Omni knight so fucking good?

>>160792341
thanks bruh

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>>160789902

>>160792075
Whatever. You can find much worse on youtube.

>>160792075
Oh.

Its a "AM farms against their deathball and then blames the team" episode

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goodmorning d2g

>>160792207
Jubei

There's worse players in NA

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>>160792725
soon...

>>160790237
>maxes hammer
>never uses ult
>brown boots at 10k+ networth

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>wake up
>no patch

?

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>wake up
>still on Secret

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>sing strim over

what do now

>>160793097
it's that time again huh

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>>160793097
General is already dead.

I hope blacks start an open and blatant race war.

>>160793243
Go to 9gag and browser there anon.

>>160793281
I want this woman
I want her
if you're out there
I want you

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post canonically pure heroes

>>160793324
We've already got one from muslims, why you want two at once?

>>160792531
Based. This makes me love us even more.

was "lul jew" banning channel specific or twitch wide

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>>160793404
None purer

>>160793413
Maybe it will convince sjw whites that shitskins should be exterminated.

>>160793378
A lot of retarded, rebellious, Asian girls have stupid profiles like that girl. Le quirky sexual deviant. Don't stick your dick in crazy though Anon.

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>>160792725
it's evening, malcom

I miss the 1v9 meta. I can't carry retards to a win no matter how i play now

>>160793874
T.2k shitter

>>160793874
Pick Arc Warden and OD

>>160794036
I'm 4k but sure

>>160793731
Good evening dead man.

>>160792942
now why would I need to upgrade my boots if I'm going for blink echo

>>160794229
t. 4k shitter

>>160794365
because threads will like double your farming speed?

>>160793531
there is no us you stupid faggot

>>160793648
god damn it it's such a cute trait in a tiny asian woman to be overtly sexual with a bored facial expression on

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Jungle Invoker is the most underrated thing since Mid Ogre

>>160794485
but that just delays my echo which nets me a much better chance to get kills in team fights

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>timbersaw is a good hero

ROFL

Who came up with this "timbersaw op!11" meme anyways?

>>160793404
pugna
drow
timber <3

>>160794479
Post mmr. I bet you are 3.6k

just hit 3504 mmr

feels good to be 4k

>>160794843
>blink on a timbersaw

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>>160794779
25AS helps farm faster, being able to tread switch for free warcries, 9 str, all for 850 gold. It's value mate. echo is good but it still is ~2k gold. The tread boost will tide you over until you have echo. It's like armlet on alch. You could just rush radiance, but armlet makes sure you're capable of staying alive and reaching that radiance safely.

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>>160795068
i think i could get behind this meme

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>>160794843
>2.3k mmr
>thinks his opinion on anything matters

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prove to me that od and sheever ARENT a thing

>>160795110
which one feels the vagina? does the other one finger the vagina one? what the fuck does she get then, the ass? how the fuck are they that coordinated?

>>160794843
2.3k matches don't even matter what hero you pick. the better players win.

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Should I use my free Twitch prime subscription on Arteezy, or somebody who actually streams regularly like SingSing, Bulldog, or maybe even Envy?

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>>160795182
I'm at a friends and we played a couple of games. He asked me for some builds (he's better technically but Iw atch a shitload of esports). felt fucking bad realizing that I gave horrible advice. I fucking suck at dotka man

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@160795329
>tying your real life information to your twitch shitposting identify
how fucking stupid can animeNEETs get ROFL

>>160795329
use it on BTS they deserve our support

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OUR BOY IS LIVE

WITH CAM

>>160795212

No, the team that picks better heroes wins. The team with PA/BS will always destroy the team that picks core Silencer and Undying.

>>160795190
you have to be _literally_ clinically autistic to not see that they are a thing

>>160795190
>>160795565
Why do you care?

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>>160795190
>>160795565
>Actually thinking they're a think
>Implying OD isn't just Sheever's friend-zoned "really good male friend" cuck that she ~~~might~~~ pity-fuck on occasion
I mean look at OD.
He has a squished kumquat bridgetroll face that only a mother could love.

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>>160795527
>our boy

>>160795760
>anime poster
>giving any insight on relationships

uh

>>160795760
nah
he acts too confident for that stuff. they could be friends in the sense that it scares them how much in love they really are, deep down, and they'll pussy foot for a while but I think they're getting to it

>>160795760
During one of the town games at the summit, somebody took a shot at OD+Sheever saying the only reason OD always thinks Sheever is mafia because of their relationship away from work.

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>>160795329
Obviously singsing is the choice here

>>160795329
dont waste it on rtz

he wont need the money after he wins the boston major

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>>160795956

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>tfw 2k mmr
How does one even climb mmr in solo queues? It seems like every time I play a support, my carries end up being complete tards, and whenever I play carry, the supports never actually support. Is solo MMR even taken seriously?

the video for this drake/21 savage song was mad awkward
like 21 didn't know what to do with the girls on top of him
>I wish I was at home getting more knife tattoos

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>>160795879
>it scares them how much in love they really are, deep down, and they'll pussy foot for a while but I think they're getting to it
Just like in one of my Japanese animes.

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>>160795956

>>160795527
>zai playing in the back
>has not streamed in weeks
REEEE

>>160795329
you should use it on an actually good streamer like yapzor or ryuu

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@160795760
>i'm not autistic
>*posts pedoNEET shit*

>>160796228
good
his taste in music is literally guttural /mu/ garbage

>>160796324
i agree, but i want to watch him play with cam on

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>>160796324


>/mu/ is full of absolutely worthless unredeemable human garbage

>zai is cool

what did reality mean by these things

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does someone have the qb to bfury change picture
something like christmas comes once year

>>160796598
W I S D O M

>>160796598
if you're out there, thank you valvebro

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>>160796754
>there are people on here that still doubt its existence

who else besides sheever is 100% confirmed to browse or have browsed /d2g/?

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>>160797008
our jew

>>160796754
What is wisdom anyway?
I think I remember an anon saying that it's just going to be the removal of natural 25% spell resistance, and instead we get spell resistance incrementally like spell amp based on INT.

But that's not even "SUPER GAME CHANGING IT'LL CHANGE EVERYTHING DUDE" like some fucks keep saying.
I actually WANT something super big to change, give Dota some fresh air again. But Wisdom is not that.

>>160797098
aui said that there is going to be huge changes

Really wanna put a bullet thru my head rn

>>160797192
Not if he was referring to Wisdom with that comment.
It wouldn't be the first time top 2 na was wrong.

>>160796118
Play mid at 2k just stomp the other mid it tilts the other team hard. Play snowball heroes for example when I was god awful I played Silencer/Razor from 1.5k to 2.5k mid. Silencer wins games at that mmr because nobody knows how to purge silences or what to do during ulti.

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I found it
Besides my other post has other balance/changelog stuff been posted here?

>>160797539
There has been a decent amount of changes D2G has suggested with heroes and what not.

>>160796324
W hats his last fm

>>160797917
can't wait for my idea to get implemented you can now sunder buildings

>rtz sniper

classic game incoming

>>160797008
Blitz, eosine, pgg, odpixel, mason

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>>160797008
>>160798373

>>160797008
I don't have a running list of literally confirmed people but you can be sure more than 50% of the big names in the English-speaking Dota scene browse /d2g/ at least occasionally during tournaments.

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>>160789494
That pic gives me feels. My friend and I used to do Pugna+Juggernaut all the time until he got sick of playing spin to win mask guy.

>>160798373
when was pgg here?

>>160795956
thicc

I want arteezy to sit on my face

>>160799004
flabb != thicc

Is moo still carrying for coL?

explain how pugna is a girl

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>>160799128
she has a spooky green skeleton vagina

>>160799128
explain how TA doesnt have a massive cock

>>160790165
yea no, you were ricing most of the time and used stun like five times

if you had max warcry you never waste time walking back to base thus farm faster and get max stun faster regardless

why the fuck is jungle legion so popular? there are so many better heros out there that jungle while actually contributing to the game

>>160799285
shitter think that if something can jungle at level 1 they should just waste 10 minutes farming nothing and contributing nothing to the team

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>>160799198
explain how i'm supposed to go late game with TA and not feed

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>>160795557
objectively not true

>>160799285
take zero effort

fuck i see retards buying pms instead of talon to go even more afk

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I love Arteezy stream so much

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>4000 mmr
>get low priority
>get into matches with PROFESSIONAL 7K+ PLAYERS

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>>160799625
Match duration average: 40 min
If by 15 min you dont have aquila blink blight with lvl 4 meld you cant wave your dick around the map and blink meld anybody you meet, its gg you lost and should get better

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>>160799625
>Press Q then W
>Rightclick on nearest player
>DOUBLE KILL
>Press W again
>Rightclick enemy carry
>TRIPLE KILL
You are now a master of TA lategame.

>>160800353
Wait actually my blink average is 18 min, 15 min is in free farm when i practice i think

dont tell anyone but i love arteezy

See, even arteezy doesn't know what a honeypot lan is.

>what does honeypot lan mean
arteezy asking the questions

>arteezy googling honeypot

god you idiots are autistic

stop donating to rtz

>>160800293
happened to me too

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ARTEEZY HAS BEEN INFORMED OF THE LAW OF THE HONEYPOT. THE TIMELINES ARE CONVERGING
WE ARE MEMING HONEY7POT INTO REALITY

>RTZ confirming that the summit is a honeypot lan

well no shit

>>160801314
he already confirmed it at the summit

>arteezy: well winning this has its downsides too
>zai or crit: what do you mean winning has its downsides
>arteezy: because people will go into the major and study you because you beat everyone
>zai or crit: I dont understaned they would still study you
>universe: I understand what arteezy is saying
>arteezy : cut off by vp transtion

very loose memory of what they said, also since it was hard to hear. it was towards the end

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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>>160801538
why are you so lewd Lina??

>>160801592
Still need the original

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>>160801704
Haven't seen it in a while unfortunately

Second time i hear of these so called keyboard ''colour switches''
the fact that they are colour coded lets me think its a marketing scam people are gobbling on
debate me

>>160801817
just read about on cherry mx switches

>rtz confirms BeyondTheReddit is honeypot

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SUMMIT CONFIRMED FOR HONEYPOT BY A-GOD

SUMMIT CONFIRMED HONEYPOT

>>160801817
That would make you ignorant. http://www.pcgamer.com/best-mechanical-switches-for-gaming/

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>>160801959
>>160801971
delete this

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We did it gulag

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http://na.leagueoflegends.com/featured/champion-reveal-camille-steel-shadow#abilities

League gets another champion

Dotards?

>>160801817
They're all different tactile feels but the only ones that matter are red blue and brown switches

>>160801817
Maybe you should try one first.

How much money do twitch streamers get from subscription and donations respectively? I know camgirls get 50% on minute rates but only like 20% on tips.

ESL One Genting - 6.1.2017

Teams:
Fnatic, DC!!!, Wings!!!, NP, VP!!!, Execration

Dotapit S5 - 20.1.2017

Teams:
Wings!!!, DC!!!, Secret!!!, VP!!!, Faceless, Newbie, EG!!! (and qualifier - OG!!!)


First Honeypot LAN will come 3 weeks after boston major and patch. Sadly team are not that good.
On the other hand Dotapit lan looks stacked as fuck, there will be probably roster changes.
Will be interesting to see how they swap players

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>>160802137
>>160802019
Looks like the nu-male gamerz are in full force this evening
Im off to sleep

>item called radiance
>the dire can use it
Slow tards????

>>160802107
lmafo clock cogs are an ult?

Why is Arteezy listening to an angry man yelling incoherently in German?

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>>160802107
a little too late to ride on the AoT dick
is there a season 2 or sumthin?

>>160802326
good night ignorant anon

>>160801229
I will sacrifice my entire fortune for memes.

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SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE
HE JUST KILLED PERU
COMING FOR YOU
GOING "AROOO"
WHAT DO YOU DO

What are some Peruvians phrases I should know since I can only q on Peru north (us east)

webm with sound when he said it?
>>160801971
>>160801970
>>160801959

man these donations on rtz stream are more cringe than donations to girl streamers

>>160802923
"report tusk i feed"

>>160802923
antigamer

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>>160802326
The different switch types have different physical operating characteristics.

http://www.wasdkeyboards.com/mechanical-keyboard-guide

>>160803039
thats because people really love arteezy while people just donate to chicks when they got a boner

>>160802923
call them dove eaters

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>>160802662
all 100$ of neet you have?

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>>160802923
agg
ptmr
repot
:v
acabenla
csm
rata de mierda
(hero name) sin dedos
izi
.l.

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can't qualify?
we got you covered

>>160801519
universe browses d2g

>13k dotards watching rtz queue for an hour

what is the point

>>160803718
>Those avatars
Why do Chink players think they're in the Yakuza?

>no "Nigel farage is going to be the UK's ambassador to the United States of America" hero

Dotards??!?

>>160803949
hes cute!

cute!!!!!!!!!

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Man, I'm feeling really down tonight.

Not cool, man..

Not cool, dudes...

>>160803482
>fucking indian

kek

>>160804227
Have you seen a doctor considering your extreme age tiago?

>>160804035
>putting on a suit and trying to look professional makes you out to appear like a hollywood depiction of a gangster in the eyes of a brainwashed degenerate westerner.

>>160804035
It was for a photoshoot like ages ago
I think there's one with Misery and the old LGD.Int all in suits as well

>>160804871
>He lives in a cold shithole
LOL

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>>160805184
All houses in the Algarve region get cold during the winter due to how their built.
If they weren't the way they are, it would be impossible to live here during the summer. Besides, the entire building where I live is over 32 years old. But my apartment is fully payed so yeah, I actually own a entire house for my own so I don't give much of a shit.

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>>160805453
Nice man, I wish I owned an 32 year old apartment in Portugal. Sounds comfy.
Maybe one day.

>>160805606
It actually is, dude. During the summer it's the best place to live!!
Also my apartment is located in a really great area, so it's cost goes around 100k€.

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>>160802107
>Ult is literally clockwerk cogs
>The worst hero in Dota
>Take away all his normal skills and replace them with the formula
>Make one of his basic skills an ult (and add the gap closer for free, because it would be hard to press TWO buttons in sequence)
>Now you have a League hero
You literally can't make this up.

>>160803482
What does rata mean

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What a sweet ass desu lads

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still no zai stream

>>160806192
He's busy eating famerino

>>160806285
i can see his cute feet

>>160806026
uhm?

>>160789089
Is Enchantress the best hero in the game for securing first blood?

>>160806069
rat
in this context means retarded kid

Why do people like The Chainsmokers?
This song is fucking garbage.

>>160802107
Our monkey king is gonna shit on your faggoty ass Wukong.

>>160808109
I really like EDM and some stuff the Chainsmokers have done, they're especially good live. Fuck this song though

>>160804035
they're being sponsored by some fashion companies so they all have suit advertisments.

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>>160805182
>>160804035

tfw no dotard gf

how do i get one

>>160808109
some of their songs are ok, not that one though

>>160808701
South-East Asia or Russia

>>160808701

you don't want a dotard gf. imagine raging at your friends like you normally do but it's your gf so when you get mad at her she gets mad at you. also she's bad at dota so this is the norm.

>>160806072
SHART IN MART

>>160808864
>getting mad at friends
i at least hide it if i do. they're doing the best they can, man

did u guys see that

he was waving at me

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>>160808880

>>160808960

i have a friend i've been playing with for four years.

he refuses to play anything but carry. i wouldn't trust this man to carry the groceries in. i'll rage all i want.

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>>160808864
It's just a game you autist fuck.
I bet you would give her ultimatums like 'if you miss the :53 pull we have to try anal tonight'

>>160789189
SIR THIS IS A PHILO-SEMETIC STREAM
STOP TALKING ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE PLEASE

>shitters on gulag complain how it's been made artificially difficult to climb mmr
>artour has a 8k smurf in like a month

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>>160809290
>semetic

>>160809295
what? climbing mmr on NA servers is easy as fuck. i have like a 70% winrate on USE

>>160809295
dam all this time I wasted trying to get good when the answer was to be arteezy

now how do I become arteezy

>>160809413
I'm not arguing against that but unless this is your first visit there you should know there are about a hundred newbs in each thread crying about muh forced 50 etc

>>160809458
oyster

>>160795760
>thinking that women pity fuck
>posting anime
everything checks out

thoughts on league of legends?

>>160795190
haven't they been openly A THING for like a year already?
>>160809615
never played it

>>160809615
heres my thought

*farts*

>>160809615
never heard of that hero

>>160809615
it's better than dota

>>160809467
forced 50 is real you dumb fucker
every time i have a winstreak i soon get unwinnable games

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>>160809723
sure teehee

>>160809568
>thinking that women pity fuck
I've been pity fucked before.
ama

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>>160809723
>all low caps
>complaining about forced 50
Hmmm.

Really makes you think.

>>160802685
why faze bootes

>>160809885
>using capitalization on the internet
I can LITERALLY tell you never had friends in school

>>160809467
the forced50 has been proven real multiple times now, the only way to beat it is to literally play dota like its your job and hope the number end up slightly in your favor

>>160809924
Wew this is some really mad virgin tier projecting sorry if I offended you PSG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

post mmr grinding toons

>>160809931
>forced50 has been proven real multiple times now
you mean like the shadow pool?
tirsk
> the only way to beat it is to literally play dota like its your job
I'm >>160809782 54% and only play casually, random occasionally, pick a wide range of heroes and play any position. never spam heroes more than twice in a row.
hmmmmm anon really makes me think if you're just making excuses for being shit

>>160809782
>stacking with friends
wow real accomplishment
grats on disproving nothing

>>160810047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTM3YPTYNo0

>>160810047
Here you go, my man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkSE3usR14k

>>160810087
I've had a party at MOST in a thousand of those games (just going by "played with" figures since I can't find accurate numbers) I've climbed as much solo mmr as I have party mmr since calibration so the winrate should be about the same for both.

You're just bad.

>>160810047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj2hbwKV7VQ

>>160809723
It can't be. BSJ won like 90% of his games on that 2k account he bought/was given.

Does Octarine core affect the cooldown of Mirana aghs?
Does aether lens affect the damage of Mirana aghs?

>>160810545
no yes

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>some madman added 'Legs' as a stat in the same column as movement speed, turn rate and attack range on the Dota 2 wiki

>>160811031
Welcome to months ago small beans.

Is Arteezy cute?

FIRST BLOOD

whose voice was it

>>160811193
i got jizz on me chins

>>160811193
Axe

>>160811193
The default announcer , you fucking autist.
who else its gonna be.

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>>160811193
and here come the sharks

>>160811295
The smirk ruins this image.

when does the battle pass end?

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What will it take to make Gyro a hero again?

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>>160811193
THEY SING THE SONG OF DEATH

DOUBLE KILL

TRIPLE KILL

>>160811193
I came here to be tested

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>>160810047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIp1I5Atr3Q&t

>>160811409
he's already good

>>160811552
no he isn't he's shit

>>160811193
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/23/Nyx_firstblood_02.mp3

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>>160811598
\hello fellow nyx poster

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>>160811409
People should pick him mid as he's pretty good for mid when you have Drow and are on Radiant, he can clear big stacks with flak cannon and Drow aura and good harass, also very scary to fight for rune control against him.

>>160811193
as indeed i am first in everuthing

>Lion ultimate on a basic ability
>not OP

>>160810414
Haha he lost 10% for no reason. Time wasted and effort spent.

>>160811664
>Gyro mid
I don't think Gyro wins mid.

>>160811964
You don't know shit kid.

>>160811409
What were they actually thinking with Gyro aghs?
Is Gyro aghs the most useless aghs in the game?

>>160812045
OD aghs my dude.

>>160812045
It was only built in one pro game. LD and slacks were casting it. And gyro only won that game because he had the aghs buff from alch allowing him to lifesteal from satanic while stunned. It's literally game winning aghs.

dotard dick

>>160812723
pls post an example

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Can someone give me some Drow tips.

>>160812005
>37-47 dmg
>365 att range
>squishy as fuck
>zero spells that help mid

if you are under 1k mmr please do not post your thoughts on balance

thanks

Wasn't the whole point of Arteezy getting a smurf so that he could queue faster?

What the fuck happened?

Which Dota 2 pro player's hairline do you have?

>>160812918
crit

>>160812895
he got 8k

>>160812870
>Zero spells that help mid

Holy shit you are actually so fucking dumb and probably 2k MMR yourself.

kys kiddo

>>160812768
you do it i'm no dotard

>>160811193
Lina for mega kills
CM for accouncer
best combo tbqh

>>160812964
You're telling me that a single human being who was able to reach 9k mmr with one account managed to level up another to 8k in just a few months while there are millions of people who can't get pass 3k mmr for over 4 years or more?
How is this balanced?

>>160812964
>RTZ manages to get 8k on his smurf like nobody's business
>Meanwhile I know people who nearly kill themselves from rage because they dropped 500 mmr in their retard 4k bracket
How does he do it

>>160813126
Most people aren't serious players.

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>>160812918
>tfw kuroky hairline

>>160813142
probably has something to do with playing 12 hours a day and being coached and spending time with others who are among the best in the world in the game

>>160813126
rtz's been playing 10 hours a day every day for 10 years now. he got to where he is through hard work and dedication. you could too if you try

doturds?

is rtz on adderall?

>>160813023
good reply

here i'll even feed you why you think whatever spell your maxing is shit in mid

quas
shit because there's too many creeps and the potential for chasing down is almost zero. the dmg changes also make it shit for farming the wave and more likely fuck up your cs and lane equilibrium

wex
just auto lose the first waves since you have this useless spell which doesn't even do fucking dmg until lv3. and even then the mid can just fucking walk into the wave and live 9/10 since the stun duration is shit and barrage damage is shit

exort
rofl

>>160813680
lul stupid fuckign autist nigger

>160813680
>calling it quas wex exort
why do you think your opinion matters again

>>160813782
how did you know i have autism

>>160813830
hello newfriend

which dota 2 pro player do you like?

>>160813948
jesse :3

>>160813948
all of them except loda

>160813925
take your (You) back you piece of shit I don't want your filthy (You)s

>>160813948
Myself, frankly everyone else is too dogshit to even compete.

>>160801971
>>160801970
>>160801959
Honeypot for what? Sex offenders?

>>160814048
ok

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>Arteezy gets a team that's literally just like him
>He mutes everybody and gets tilted
Hmm...
Even Arteezy can't stand Arteezy...

make arteezy great again

w33 good

>>160813948
Sonneiko

Attacker is now steaming so I can finally watch someone who doesn't play conventional heroes. Holy shit rtz timber BSJ ursa BORING.

>>160814593
spörglöl

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>>160814593

MAKE