>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
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>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
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[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>160564756
BRASIL IS THE BEST SUCK A DICK FAGS
V A C O
>non-white first reply
>favelas cheating again
Nice game gotards.
https://youtu.be/f3n_NsvGZSg?t=9s
Please beat SK, NiP/FaZe.
>astralis literally crying
cheaters win another tournament
Did gla1ve fall for the Astralis meme or did Astralis fall for the gla1ve meme?
Cheaters are so fucking sad. Another free tourney for monkey fuckers?
>>160691987
as they should be. honestly one of the worst teams/ideas for a team. device and xyp should be banned for being fags. karrigan should have been on that list but he already removed himself, showing character.
>>160691987
You probably will cry as well whenever a blatant cheater toggles as soon as you gain the upper hand
>>160692060
probably equally beneficial. get the major spot and do whatever after.
>manchildren whining that SK cheats
>ESEA installs a LAN AC client
>SK wins anyway
love this episode
"Guys we're bulldozing around these guys someone stop us"
Fallen, the myth
wow sk win again so excite
>>160691934
>>160692039
>>160692063
>boo hoo cheaters
What's the problem nova? Prefire or nades?
Cry some more.
>>160692253
>ESEA installs a LAN AC client
prove it?
>>160692484
https://twitter.com/fewowns/status/798047851297185792
>sk loses a big tournment
>lol they suck hahaha lmao
>sk wins something
>cheaters monkeys VAC boohooo waaa
>>160692708
honestly, esea saying they have an anti-cheat isnt great proof of them having it, especially given how shady esl and esea are as companies. wait till someone gets banned or something.
>>160692708
>random guy lying on twitter is a proof
SK is cheating and everyone knows it, but nobody will do anything because scene is already dead enough from skinbetting being killed
flusha is the most enjoyable player to watch. this guy
JW LMAO
>>160692708
Nice "proof".
>>160693264
>random guy
>>160694194
(you)
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=news&d=comments&id=14906
>>160694693
Nice "proof".
>perfect guys dont exi-
FRIBERG WITH THE BANTS
>friberg just wants to banter a bit
>host asks him to explain his banter in case somebody missed the joke
our GUY destROYING EVERYTHING
Thank mr friberg
How does YNK still sound so awful speaking English
He's been doing this for a long time now
>>160694693
>3k followers
>no description
yep, random nobody with 0 proof
>>160695165
he's a dumb serb, this is the best he can do
>>160695165
How does Schwarzenegger still sound so awful speaking English
He's been doing this for a long time now
>>160695267
http://www.hltv.org/news/19189-esea-lan-anti-cheat-revealed
>>160695086
>>>/reddit/
>there are people in this very thread that unironically believe that SK are cheating.
I know its shitposting here n' there but holly shit are some of you retarded
>>160695461
it is just 3 people posting all the time. the general is so dead
less ynk more dazed wtf is this shit
GODsent CT is nutty af
>>160695863
who care...
>>160695395
>"proof" that links back to the "proof"
>>160695395
>news source from >hltv with its only source being esea itself is a proof
truly the intelligence of a monkey
SK are cheating, they're not even hiding it and there's no "new" "anticheat"
>>160696192
>>160696196
weird that you guys waited the same amount of time to respond
>more delays
Why?
>>160695461
>playing csgo and not cheating
who does this lol
>>160696448
it wouldn't be an ESL tournament without inexplicable technical delays
If Nuke is so bad why are pros starting to play it?
>>160696745
cs players are extremely conservative and afraid of change, anything new is called bad for years until other new things become more popular to whine about
pay no attention
pyth getting bullied
>asstrails choked against assgay
How hard did the monkeys toggle after a pause?
>>160696845
blatant 5 man toggle to make it look like they're better as a team
>>160697007
Were the games close at least?
http://steamcommunity.com/market/search?q=souvenir+%22katowice+2014%22&descriptions=1&category_730_ItemSet%5B%5D=any&category_730_ProPlayer%5B%5D=any&category_730_StickerCapsule%5B%5D=any&category_730_TournamentTeam%5B%5D=any&category_730_Weapon%5B%5D=any&appid=730#p1_price_asc
buy these to be cool desu
>>160697138
score makes it look like it was close, but it really wasnt
Why do people even buy guns against nip? They never win against pistols
>aizy aimlock fail
kek
carrygan putting trash on his back yet again
How to win against NiP: eco
why does karrigan have maikelele stickers on his guns?
>>160697841
It was rain's scout. Kinguin sticker from when they played together.
>VIP
>free Tostinos pizza rolls all day
I am euphoric.
>>160697968
what about the c9 sticker
why does valve hate this game
>>160698231
cheaters
>>160698083
I don't see any pizza rolls???????
>>160698269
i think smurfs are a bigger issue and valve's way of fixing it is not fucking working
How do those handwarmers work?
>>160698334
>>160698631
they warm your hand
>>160698706
Are they warm?
>>160698706
>individually wrapped pizza rolls
hot damn
>>160698706
Take them out.
>>160698945
>>1606 98706
filtered
>>160699230
Noice.
>>160699230
What is this? A pizza burrito?
Go Forest, mah boi!.
>pistol round kills with usp
>crowd goes wild
>>160699374
Kinda, they're like the regular pizza rolls but 5 inches long and better bread.
>Faze winning round 2 with dragons
RIP NIP
STOP LOSING TO PISTOLS FUCK
>>160699574
Are they cold?
>>160699634
they're sitting under a heat lamp dude
>>160699728
How warm is a heat lamp going to keep them?
>>160699634
>>160699634
No they're nice and warm like ur mums slit
>>160699802
whatever you set them to do, duh
I am fairly new to the game. I have about 110 hours. I have some questions.
How do I git gud at strats and that sort of thing? I have played only two comp matches and I won the first one but got wrecked in the second. I don't really know the callouts or how strategies for each map/individual roles work. I am having trouble translating what I learn in casual into comp since casual matches are extremely chaotic and fast paced.
Is there a way to rewind and slow down demos? I watched a couple tournament demos and I couldn't figure out if I could do that easily.
What's with the prize boxes that I kept seeing when I was watching demos? Is that a thing they do during big events? What's in them?
What's PUG?
Why is the AWP so OP?
>>160700073
Just keep playing comp, don't feel bad you're in silver and everyone sucks.
PUG = pick up game
AWP is fine.
nice choke niptards
Hiko hanging out with the pizza rolls.
>pro teams in charge of beating pistols with rifles
Do pros use mouse bungees because they like them or because they are sponsored?
that toggle by pyth was SK-level of toggle
>>160700798
>Python
>Toggle
>Bottom fragging
>>160701009
shut up pizza roll man
>>160700248
>pick up game
Explain further.
What about the demo controls and prize things?
>>160700637
if I got one for free I'd use it. it stops your cable from dragging around + some have usb ports so that is nice
Imi bag pula in csgoul vostru
>>160701193
Fucking Google the demo controls.
The prizes are bought by players and given out to a random person in their lobby.
friberg talked shit and now his team is choking
pyth
pyth in the ath
>have map point
>do a retarded strat
ok
moon magic
>>160701358
Bruh it's fucking nuke, there not even choking
Jesus I just want Faze to wreck reddit in pyjamas pls
>spawncamping swedes
>>160701009
then explain the random aimlock and firing through the fucking floor
>>160701631
>camp as ct
>get flamed
hello MGE
Valve can suck a dick for forcing new nuke, aka gay lurk/camp cancer map, almost no strategy involved, either rush something or camp some gay shit with millions of angles.
>>160701748
hello DMG
>>160701854
sounds like every map there boyo
>>160701659
>Placebo and pros wallbanging
Have you ever seen guardian play on train?
>>160701659
He missed all his shots though. He knew he was on his way to the B site, you idiot.
>cod team spilling spaghetti
Faze lose the next map 16-5 I read the script
>no custom sprays
>cant remind the enemy team i like cute traps by spraying one in their spawn
>>160702123
does pyth get an ace?
>15-13 up
>rush one by one like retards and get destroyed by the moon man
>proceed to lose 19-15 in ot
faze up more like faze down syndrome
COD CLAN
>>160701951
No silver retard. On new nuke you can lurk and never be found out, or camp some retarded spot that nobody plays because of the CoD map layout. You can't predict any strat or read the enemy based on plays like in other maps. They can be anywhere, flank you from 10 spots, or camp 10 spots that you can't clear at the same time or predict. It's just random fragging, like watching NA rank S.
>>160701954
Can you confirm whether SK cheated or not? Anything sketchy taking place in the booth?
>>160702312
Kek
>>160702397
Didn't watch the favelas because I can't take the smell
>>160702061
what a retarded argument
he knew he was going to b, thats why he decided to aim onto the guy and attempted to kill him through the fucking floor? if anything, thats even worse because it tells the T that CT still havent started rotating, but pyth with the toggle won that round regardless
this esea commentator is actually retarded. "hes in the vent so he counts as a half player for mid and b site" ????????
>retarded tripfaggot blogging for atttention in the thread instead of holding a csgog sign for the camera and representing
Absolute retard.
>>160702468
good lad
>>160702723
I haven't seen any camera guys in the VIP lounge otherwise I would have.
based OJ Borg, much better stage host than Red Guy
>they do a stupid reddit mannequin challenge
>tripfaggot didn't ruin it
Pussy.
>>160702723
>cameras in vip lounge
kys.
>>160703172
I actually liked it.
>>160703127
hit pyth in the face with a pizza roll
>>160703329
hello reddo
>gamers like EDM
um
>>160703378
I don't wanna end up like Thorin breh
Is totinos janitor approved?
>>160703561
rich and our guy?
>>160703498
Blame LoL and Clown9 NA shitters
Everyone knows real CS players HLDJ "doot_10hours.wav"
>>160703643
Banned from ESL events
>>160703736
he's not banned from ESL events
filtered
>>160703172
damn, can they not even do memes eleague hasnt already done?
>>160703804
>anymore
>>160704009
kys
Who would win
1) A group of 5 people who just placed into silver after the first 10 games, but they can buy whatever they want, and they're on voice
2) CSGO professional but he cannot buy anything, only use the starter pistols
I hate this womans voice jesus fucking christ
>>160704212
pistol pro
pistols are stupid busted
What would be the ultimate shitskin slayers swede team? Forest, friberg, get right, dennis, maikelele?
>>160704334
wait what maikelele or friburger dont belong anywhere near any kind of ultimate team
That fucking nade RIP NIP
>>160704420
Who would be better then? They're both top tier and experienced.
>>160704552
any kind of ultimate swedish team should have flusha in it
i'd also rather have lekr0 or twist for example rather than maikelele or friberg
>>160704963
>flusha
get out of 2015 senpai
>>160704963
All 3 or those are trash, flusha especially since he stopped cheating.
I actually enjoyed killing
post someone pls
APOLOGIZE
i want to tongue pansy's poopshaft
FULL CONTROL
F 0 R E S T
>>160705285
oops pressed my aimlock by accident haha
>allu literally shaking and about to cry
relevant
>>160705638
Allu doesn't have any emotions.
>cant believe we're losing to this eurotrash
Pretty sure forest is the only one on NiP that gets pussy for free. Others either get butters or have to pay, especially gtr.
>>160705909
friberg is handsome
>>160705909
gtr's gf is a buddah but he doesnt pay. nigger is like the swedish n0thing. n0thing gets on joe rogan, gtr gets on wipeout
>>160705909
xizt is pure
>>160705909
F0rest has a beautiful swedish gf he doesn't need free puss
Tier 1 EU vs EU is way better matches than Tier 1 NA
>>160706003
Yeah but only for gaibois. Women don't appreciate that type of handsome.
I like both karrigan and friberg and can't decide who to root for and who would be better to exterminate the monkeys.
>>160706604
>>160706604
nip can't beat sk so you probably should support faze
>>160706604
karrigan, sadly. nip has higher highs, but they're far too inconsistent.
>>160706739
>faze can beat sk
lmao kys
>>160706792
>>>/reddit/
>>160706415
holy shit this actually makes sense.
any gay guy here can confirm?
Has pansy always been this fat?
>>160706948
british genetics and heavy alcohol consumption never lead to anything good
I NEED THAT f0rest SENS AND RES RIGHT NOW.
THERES NO WAY HE'S STILL ON 3.5!
>>160707678
hello twitch chat
>>160707074
It's working for Thorin.
>>160707748
hello silver
>>160707771
>ginger
>autistic
>scottish
""""working"""
>>160707798
t. I change my settings to my favorite mlg players settings
>>160707834
It's working for Richard Lewis too.
>>160707952
yes that is me, hello
and pic related is u
>>160707991
He's bald, fat, cross eyed, and almost has a lisp.
I haven't played for about a year or more so my rank got reset. It is pretty fun running around 50 bombing silvers, but did they slow down the rank-up process, because I think I played a couple games and I'm still in silver.
>>160708353
>rich
>on telly,
>expert fighter
>strangler
>keeps corrupt americans in check
>successful scam artist
>successful drug dealer
>>160707771
> working
I can guarantee, that the most action that ginger microprick ever got was from some asian prostitute.
>>160708559
You mean Smix?
Dazed on desk is best
>>160708695
magog shoutout WHEN
>>160708695
10000000000x better than Steel
>>160708820
Redditora don't rep for magog.
I'm looking into buying a music kit. Which are the best ones?
>>160709046
hotline miami is the only csgog approved music kit
>>160708867
Steel should be controlling the camera and dazed should be casting, every game, forever
pansy a cute
>>160709137
I'm kind of burned out on HM due to listening to the OST for a couple years in my car. Anything else? I might get it if the tracks are from HM1 tho
You just know Pansy browses csgog
>>160709343
all other kits are reddit
>>160709436
Awolnation is 10/10 troll tier
>>160709383
are you Pansy, post nudes please.
>>160709604
>troll
hello reddo
get_right looks like a cuban cartel leader
RIP NIP
>I posted it again
NiP is throwing again.
>>160709436
I like Sasha's kit.
MOOOOM NiP IS DOING IT AGAIN
faze are our bois
>tripfagging in a dead general
how low can one go
>>160710118
The people replying to the redditor.
Please NiP kill yourself how do you even lose that.
>tfw final will be a boring br togglefest
>calling helmet "head armor"
I don't get how people prefer the cz over the 57. More bullets, easier to headshot, can shoot decently fast. Cz is like taking a buch of pebbles, throwing them at someone and hoping some of them hit.
>>160710748
it isn't wrong
>>160711051
it is
Why do pros use 4:3 with black bars?
>>160711182
a helmet is literally armor for the head
>allu taking over the bot for the last round
>>160711363
No it's not
>>160711356
memes
>>160711356
me
me
s
>>160711356
So your left right turning speed isn't retarded
>>160711387
You are at the event, dude. Don't you have anything better to do than post on 4chan for fuck sake? Enjoy the show.
>>160711356
Placebo, 16:9 is better
>>160710067
yea Sasha's is the one I like front to back
then again I like his music in general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XyGZU_fsZQ
>>160711615
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF NORMIE
>>160711621
16:10 is objectively the best
>>160711585
>what is m_yaw 0.0165
>>160711615
I don't like NIP or faze or sk and my friends didn't come today, so I'm here alone watching teams I don't like
>>160711954
I'm not the one at the event. I'm alone at home at 2am on a Saturday.
>>160712247
>my friends
>>160712247
I literally only showed up today for free pizza rolls and shitposting
>>160712247
>my friends.
>>160712340
>>160712550
Yeah they're LoL fans so they're barely people
>tfw reddit is lagging 2day
Sadfrog :(
>now he's literally blogging in a dead general
>>160712726
>Still giving me attention
Uh gotards?
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
???
Is doing a 270 when dragging your mouse from one edge of the mousepad to the other considered to be a high sens? Comes out as 2 @ 800 DPI for me, I feel like low sens is a meme unless you're using an autistically large mouse pad
>>160712340
delet this
cod-clan BTFO
>reddit's guys vs BRs
guess I'm going to be turning this off after dazed does his analysis
will sk beat nip?
SKÃ…L!
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>160713771
RIP is still better than SK winning though. BR's are our antibois
>Totinos post match interview
Oh you burgerland
>>160713784
yes, no doubt
>le fat csgo pro covers his belly with crossed arms
what do they mean by this
based crowd member
Leave the favelas to me (friberg).
>they doubted swedish cs
>>160713923
Are you kidding me, Friberg is bear mode not fat.
>event is so shit they can hear crowd
Can probably hear casters as well.
>"what about this crowd, eh?"
>"it's great, I love it"
>burger crowd of handholdless permaviergins give completely limp woos and clapping
-allu
+pige
>>160713923
They hide the hardware cheat equipment they have in their shirt
>>160714047
>esl event
>everything is shit
it should be their motto by now
is the finals tonight too?
>>160714147
nah monday morning is the final, smart guy
>>160714147
no. tomorrow
>>160714082
It's actually in their butts.
Richard Lewis talked about phone vibrator cheats before and what's the best place to hide those?
Now NiP has to pick up Astralis' slack and beat the favelas.
-cobblestone
+inferno
Evens I wander into Oakland and get drunk
Odds I stay and heckle favelas
>Equal chance of getting shot?
>>160714214
in a phone
>>160714170
>>160714202
>>160714207
>>160714239
wait what? the info doesn't seem to be anywhere on the stream or the event site
no bully
>>160714352
>people this braindead browse muh gog
>>160714352
Final is in 40 minutes
Just heard a NIP employee saying it in the bathroom
>>160714352
HLTV is all you need anon.
>inb4 d-don't spoonfeed you retard
>I used to play professionally
The look in his eyes when he said that
I'm sad now
>I got into casting
does this mean that we will see more dazed casting?
>>160714351
You still have to hide the phone. If admin notices it buzzes in suspicious way you are fucked.
Best stick it up your butt.
>>160715119
>Needing a phone
>Not knowing about the teledildonics industry
>>160713923
I think it's more of a "what do I do with my hands" kind of thing.
Guardian always wears his shirts way to tight though.
>>160714705
clips (dot)
twitch(dot)
tv(slash)
esl_csgo(slash)
LightOctopusMikeHogu
>BESTBUY
>"WE ALSO HAVE EDM MUSIC"
>"EVERYONE LIKES EDM RIGHT?"
wat?
Burgers explain your ads
>Best Goy commercial
>we all know gamers like EDM right?
post your DM tracks and prove you're not a faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TdJ04JiYlU
>>160715392
>Not listening to underground Israeli psy-trance
This burger commercials are so pathetic.
What did Pansy and Moses see, magog?
when will they learn?
>G fuel MVP
...........
Fuck yes, F0rest and not a monkey.
>an year supply of gfuel and a manlet sex slave just for being good at cs
Nice.
>>160715392
What the fuck is this garbage
Sounds like shit
>>160715584
they saw the "iBP unbanned" article on HLTV
MVP is Forests aimlock key
MY MAN, OUR GUY, Patrik "f0rest" Lindberg
>MVP announced before the final
>forest chokes horribly now
screencap this post
>mvp award before the final
ESL manages to do every single thing wrong at every tournament
Fucking manlets
>gfuel manlet of the year
>>160716009
>>160716004
I'm also pretty sure that's just Gfuel's MVP, HLTV choose their own and the tournament itself.
>>160716017
>manlet inevitably works out too much
lmao when will they learn
>>160715367
all the other esports ads have edm.
nerds don't listen to edm.
>>160716017
>trophy is a plastic cup on a pedestal
>>160715889
What is reggae/ska/dub you complete pleb
>>160716238
it's supposedly real fucking heavy
https://twitter.com/NiPGaming/status/800515126424207361
>>160716261
ahahahaah
holy fuck stop staring at your shoes
>these are pros
forest is a god
CRINGE KILLED ME
>>160716261
Bob Marley and Sublime are good, not that utter trash
NiP already accepted the defeat. You guys saw that body language?
>>160715392
Crime of the Century
>inb4 that one pleb taste guy who hates it
>BRs suddenly in less than 1½ years break into the scene from nowhere and starts steamrolling everyone
uhhh, csgobabbs?
>>160717149
>fallen goes for the alpha shoulder grab
>gtr tries to avoid it, allows it, then whiffs on his own attempt
jesus this is sad
>>160717235
>from nowhere
Fnx was a major champion in 2007 i think, the rest of them were already known except from Taco..
>>160717268
GtR is autistic is hell.
Our guy.
>>160717268
Fallen seems like the gentle alpha bear that everyone likes.
would hang out with/10
I hope cold's GF is here. She's bangin
>Forest gonna choke cuz he just got the mvp award
>get_right gonna choke cuz he acted like a bitch and got humiliated pre match
>No Anders and Semmler bf couple finals cast
why
>>160717790
>falling for the le nice guy meme
hello reddo
>>160717792
the new one? gross
>it's another lose to pistols episode
>>160717790
>Fallen seems like the gentle alpha bear that everyone likes.
Too bad he's a complete shitter on twitter and a retarded BR to boot.
>that GtR death
GGEZPZ
GTR playing like shit, all hope is lost.
>>160717935
Idk the thick one from Columbus
I went all in on sk. I want to see some sick toggles
should skins be banned in tournament play like in overwatch?
>>160718042
brown or blond?
Who picked Train?
>>160718031
I told you, he's mentally fucked cuz he got out alpha'd and make the whole audience cringe.
>>160718095
there are player model skins in overwatch aren't there? i guess that's why they ban them. weapon skins in csgo make no difference.
>>160718192
SK
>>160718152
>clip
>>160717790
He's a fake nice guy redditor
>>160718207
Wouldn't that make him a shitty player every match?
Why is GTR so nervous?
>>160718107
She was platinum blonde I think
https://twitter.com/PaulChaloner/status/800507017915957254
>>160718428
No, he doesn't get out alpha'd this much every match.
>>160718546
ex now btw
hes with a fat brown chick
>>160718558
i hate females
>>160718628
Shame, other one had the best body in the arena at Columbus, and there were plenty of attractive women in the VIP section
>>160718690
That bitch was sitting next to me earlier. Recognized her face but dunno so she is
>>160718690
good job.
>>160718628
>>160718794
https://twitter.com/coldzera/status/797240421869035522
>>160718794
missharvey, aka cancer
Friberg back to being shit, at least yesterday he was MVP on Dust
>>160718892
wow compared to the blonde one he had before, damnn.
>>160718558
The irony being of course if they weren't women and played that bad they wouldn't even be in esports
sk should just get sponsored by their aim hacks developers, this shit is so obvious
>>160719007
Maybe the blonde one was an annoying bitch and this one is pretty nice.
You never know.
>that ladder play
Wtf, I see more competent plays on silver 1
>>160718892
Gifs of old one?
>be CT
>Ts haven't planted, clock is low
>peaking for no reason
um NiPs?
HOW CAN WHITES EVEN COMPETE???!!!!!
>>160719096
looks>personality everytime anon.
>>160719224
don't question the script
>>160719080
Here comes the silver spotting. Found one already.
Still triggers me when I see pros q swap to knife/reloading while walking around corners
>>160719224
NiP can't perform well against SK playstyle
Gtr getting cuckolded
>>160719310
Ah yes I was 16 too
>hurr script
>durr hacks
You just have to look for a while. Favelas are not even doing impossible plays, NiP is just playing awful.
>EU CS
FUCKING SUBHUMAN SANDNIGGERS HACCKERSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING FAVELA MONKEYS DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEREEREWKJWQPO QHWJUHE+OGLIPAUSVF+HB
>>160719584
>SANDNIGGERS
lel
GTR has been out alpha'd by a monkey
>>160719526
Yeah this tournament has sucked
who has collapsed harder in 2016: swedish cs or french cs?
meh im just gonna go to bed fucking cheating monkeys literally killed the pro scene
>>160719584
>crackas mad as fuck
Wtf I love SK now
BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL
how long until TyLuls start dominating the scene?
>>160719717
Literally this. I miss the good old times without the favelas shitting the pro scene.
>be swede
>watch ladder
>die
WEW
>>160719981
>trying to win against subhuman cheaters
wew
>>160719717
fNatic era was just as bad desu
>"""""""""pros"""""""" still fuck up anti ecos against pistols
nice game gotards
Any /good citizens/ here?
What do I say to the melanin man himself?
>SK Loses
>VP TOP 1 LUL
>SK WAS LUCKY TO WIN 2 MAJORS LUL
>SK Wins
>FUCKING CHEATERS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is this SKs map pick? Wasn't paying attention
>>160720137
>>160720069
At least it was entertaining due to JW and Flusha desu.
>>160720236
>being this much retarded
You don't know shit about the scene kys
>>160720236
really
>>160720289
ok @Jaginun, are you going to introduce yourself?
>>160720236
no it was navi pick
>little white dicks
Huehuehuehueehheeueh
>>160720426
leaving that up to you guys
Guys, I've been considering hiring a hitman to kill coldzera, maybe not kill but at least break his arm or something, this way the scene will be good again?
Toughts on this?
europe doesn't have the superior favela gene
this is our game
>>160720336
I haven't been following the game since I've moved to SF because my desktop isn't here. Haven't watched anything since the favelas were still Luminosity
>>160720452
Huehue
CAN THEY JUST DETECT SKS HACKS PLEASE
>MVP award before the tournament is over
>f0rest gets it
>getting absolutely shat on by every SK player
MVP well deserved
>>160720325
Flusha's extremely obvious aimbot was pretty entertaining to see tbqh.
>>160720487
I'm a pioneer. I'm an explorer. I'm a human, and I'm coming. I'm animated. I'm alive. My heart's big. It's got hot blood going through it, fast.
>>160719717
>sk playing silver-tier cs
>hurr durr cheating monkeys
I FUCKING BET, LISTEN TO ME, I FUCKING BET IT'S FUCKING VALVE THAT PROVIDED THIS SUBHUMAN FAVELA NIGGERS WITH CHEATS SO THAT THE ESPORTS WILL BE "DIVERSE" AND ATTRACT MORE SJWS FUUUUUUUUUUCK I HATE EVERYTHING KILL GABEN FUCK YOU U FAT FUCK SWJ COCKSUCKER
>>160720740
thank you for salting my churrasco, gringo cuck
Only Flusha can stop this monkey domination and VP
>>160720726
>nip
Fixed.
>>160720862
flusha's hack has been banned tho :(
>boo hoo someone with darker skin is more successful than me!!!! It can't be true!!! This is affirmative action all around! Fucking Jews!!
Are alt right nerds the most easily triggered people on the internet?
>>160720862
>that 7-1 sign
I WILL FUCKING STAB EVERY AMERICAN I SEE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>160720916
>pretending to not be white online
>>160720916
Hi there newfriend.
>>160720519
brilliant. set up a patreon account.
>>160720551
Not a good excuse since train has been Lumis/SKs pick since forever, you fucking mongoloid
>>160720519
go 4 it
>>160721018
Awwww is ure cracka ass upset????
>>160720916
TyLuL were our guys. What's your point favela shitter?
>>160720675
ty
>>160721180
I thought it was mirage
how come the csgo console can't handle recursion? Just crashes instantly
who designed this garbage
>>160721383
>green text putdown
>>160721090
> set up a patreon account.
Nah, I should have enough money for it, I've tought about it and I think that having him have an accident like broken arm or something should be enough to scramble their team.
>>160721203
Asap I come home I'll study the situation and make a few calls.
>cache
>sk
So what is the third map?
>>160721845
There will be no third map
>getting paid to repeek 5 times in a row with the same timing every time
>Swedes
cache is objectively best map.
>losing to the country that created this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYEdBnOoxOc
JUST
>>160722007
hi NA
>>160722332
I enjoyed this. what happened to me
I HAVE ONE CSGO KNIFE AND I AM GOING TO TURN IT INTO TEN, WHERE AM I GOING TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. I AM THROWING DOWN, GAMBLING. I WILL WIN ALL AND HAVE TEN KNIVES. I DEMAND THAT YOU AGREE TO GAMBLE WITH ME KNOWING YOU WILL LOSE AND GIVE ME YOUR KNIVES.
>>160722871
is gambling a thing again? Where can I gamble skines?
>>160722332
>>160722332
At least they are trying to make anime real.
>>160723169
vpgame.
>>160723169
VPGame dot com
It never went away actually.
>huemonkeys pulling out the auto in desperation
>still get rolled
https://twitter.com/MichaelArtress/status/800539549285814272
So can we finally agree that Sweden is no longer #1 and Brazil has been #1 country of e-sports the last year?
>>160723842
I was making fun of my LoL friends for that
They said all the LoL trans here except two are literally who
>>160723957
umm no, just wait until inferno is back in the rotation and anticheat is improved
>cold picotoggling again
Even if NiP wins cache, no chance on cobble, fuck me
>be xizt
>be on full force round
>if you lose it's double eco
>2v1
>only you have rifle
>"haha let me rush by myself and give coldzera two 1v1s"
>>160722332
this is very good desu
>that friberg fuck up
HOLY SHIT! THAT KILL WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO MISS!
>>160724709
that alone could cost them the map
HOW IS COLDZERA SO FUCKING GOOD AL THE TIME
HOLY MOLY MY IDOL <3
>>160722332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oowBXzfcl90
better version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssEhLSAO16k
BRAZIL!
R
A
Z
I
L
!
fer microtoggles
NiP just lost Cache
>>160724805
No chance NiP is so fucking bad today, yesterday they were really good though.
>>160725128
Will bring attention to top tier BR metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODNxy3YOPU
>>160725183
>losing to Sk's old instaban
feelsbadman
>>160725234
all according to script.
>>160725385
NiP threw away so many stupid rounds
They never play together, always go 1 and 1 while no team in the world is more disciplined with the "buddy system" mid-late rounds than SK
It wins so many rounds they shouldn't
https://youtu.be/PLZqh1TUVEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwdWgAMYcqk
>>160725523
Notice how on the retake on the 13-13 round just now, sure they won. But they relied on 3 1v1s because all NiP players went in alone from different places
>Fallen has activated his cheats already.
Oh boi.
>going up against an awp with an autosniper
most retarded shit i've ever seen, fucking hell xizt
>>160725663
Huezilians are top tier memelords. Their own existence is a meme.
>>160725663
TOPPEST OF MY FUCKING KEKS
>swedecucks pulling out the auto in desperation
>still get rolled
>>160725663
>50% dislikes
This is cancerigenous even for brazilian standarts.
Can we all report that faggots twitch channel so he get banned
oh hey they wrote some foreshadowing of sk winning the third map into the script.
>>160726027
As we say in Brazil: Let the kids play.
>>160726027
like the good ol days raiding amirite felllow /b/friend xD we are anonymouse LUL
>>160725879
>swedes pull out the auto in desperation
>wins them the map
>>160725758
A P O L O G I Z E.
sleeping cycle going to get fucked 6:05 AM
>That script
Haven't they already done the epic NIP comeback episode a few times now? SK throwed those last few rounds so obviously.
>>160725663
>>160726125
>throwed
You niggers haven't realized yet?
16-14 against SK in Cache means they will steamroll you in every other map.
>>160721203
do you need a big dick to be a csgo god?
>>160726125
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>160725663
>>160724961
POST MORE HUEZILIAN MEMES LIKE THIS
>>160726241
B E L I E V E
E
L
I
E
V
E
>>160725663
why
>comeback because of a random double deag.
This fucking game
>>160725663
>favelas
>human
>>160726317
Please win f0rest
>>160726317
>>160726380
Which team is less reddit, SK or NIP?
why isnt pansy casting the final
>>160726514
because she's awful and only employed by ESL to fulfill their diversity quota.
they don't let her cast the biggest games.
>>160726487
Reddit loves SK
>>160726487
NiP is reddit, the team.
I'd never cheer for the favelas, though. And f0rest is handsome as fuck.
>>160726514
in a 5some with FaZe (and Kio watching while crying)
>>160726241
I'm done with this match, my heart can't take it anymore.
SK on cbble is either a tight map with a roller coaster of emotion or them being butt fucked. They won't steamroll NiP on cbble, they can win but it won't be easy.
I'm in no condition of watching them hitting B/B/B/B/B the whole T side, gonna "watch" it from hltv scorebot.
>>160726219
>>160726254
Silvers detecteted
>>160726570
Pansy is a better caster than sadocuck and henryGay
>>160726487
Fallen is literally Reddit's guy
>>160726745
No she isn't.
>>160726770
Fallen is such a sanctimonious cunt, no wonder reddit loves him
>>160726487
Reddit is a registered Clown9 fanclub, it's enough to conclude they have a massive circle-jerk of desdain any brazilian team.
>>160726770
Fallen got so pissed off with reddit he never streamed in english again, they distort every thing he says on twitter.
>>160726278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcBYBukjkBY
Thoughts for this match? Who will win?
>>160726770
Reddit is a full blown out NA and partly SA circlejerk.
Remember 7 threads on the front page was about hiko joining a shit team.
>>160726994
iBP
>>160727036
Tortinos, fo' sho'.
>>160726994
dazed is a small boy lmao
lotta blocked posts today
>>160726994
O U R B O Y S
>>160726917
>generic metal song
Fuck off, I asked for memes.
>>160727215
pige is our literal boi
>>160727168
Dazed has dem facial aesthetics though which are way more important
>>160727252
pige wants to play with f0rest and NiP in general
NiP = OUR BOYS
sado and henry are literally the worst duo in this game
>>160727394
what do you think he's saying
>>160727439
eh henryg is pretty good
inb4 sk wins thisforce
Our guys: DKK&BlackDDK
Middle guys: Anders and Cummler
Their guys: HenryGay and SADokist
>>160727439
As long as it's not Memeders and Memeler I don't mind
what a crowd
>>160727651
Is that the /csgog/ meet-up section?
>>160727627
accurate
>>160727627
Anders is the worst most reddit caster in the game
>>160727627
Anders and Semmler are literal redditors tho
>>160727774
>>160727802
>they don't know anders is a patron of /pol/
bonjour ribbit
>>160727651
It's better up here
>>160727850
That doesn't make him a good caster though
>>160727627
God Tier: Tosspot&Fifflaren
>>160727981
idiot
>>160727850
/pol/ is reddit
>>160727981
Does Tosspot even cast anymore? I did enjoy listening to him in the early CS:GO matches before Reddit found out about the game.
>>160727981
>Tosspo
honestly, who, that has to be 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUEZaK5WRmo our guys back again
woah I'm watching on Sliver.com this shit is legit
>>160728084
>>160728086
Just remember him from DHW 2014
>>160728124
who&whoer
I went all-in on sk
>taco minimicronanotoggling
laughable how blatant taco is
>buy pistols
>win
this game is a joke
>>160728254
stich of hltv and other guy of also hltv. theyre our guys
>lose a full eco
CAN YOU STOP GIVING SK 1V1S NIP?!??!
>that slow motion showing the blatant snapping to heads
lol
>>160728365
you mean you bet on them or something?
>>160728424
>nip walks one by one into his crosshair
>"wow omg hacks those kills are impossible"
>>160728490
yes. my last $2.31 dollars worth of skins
>>160728424
>>160728410
>>160728482
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
bravo valve
>>160728612
>pro players aren't cheatingg!!
lol
CAN NIP STOP PLAYING SO FUCKING BAD
Holy fucking shit NiP how do you lose these force rounds.
how are sk losing any rounds to these silver tactics?
>>160728592
What site?
>>160728612
I don't know what rank 10.5rws is
>be swede
>win gun rounds
>lose anti ecos
?????????
>>160728651
>>160728674
Pistols in this game are so easy that is virtually impossible to not make plays similar to what TACO just did now and be ranked over gold nova.
>>160728673
I google'd mine.
I'm sure you can do that as well
>sk forcebuy every round
this script is killing me
>>160728848
MEME7 Nip's weakness
Taco and Fer are so blatant sometimes
>>160728673
Don't understand something? Educate yourselves. http://google.com search for answers
>middle of a close round
>"quick, cut to our stage camera"
ESL banned when
nip playing like silvers but still winning
>>160729249
>3v1 with 30hp
>close round
retards purged when
>fnx
holy shit they don't even care anymore do they?
So since this map is T sided how many CT rounds do you think our boys SK would need to win this?
>>160729381
fuck off carmac
>>160729249
No joke one time it was the last round of the match and they had the camera on the casters for the whole round.
>>160729381
it was a 2v2
>>160729436
NiP will destroy them.
SK is not going to get one T round
NiP lost only eco and force round buys
fucking sloppy shitters
>xizt knife 5k on pistol round
>buys an auto
>SGay don't get another round
screencap this
>>160729381
when its coldaimbot against a force?
>>160729519
SK just toggles on those rounds because it's less obvious
>reddit detectives find old VAC-banned account that used to belong to qz (Tyloo)
>valve/ESL swiftly announce that he is permanently barred from all events, with his team being disqualified from the minor less than an hour before they were scheduled to play
>old fnx steam account with VAC ban is found
>nothing done whatsoever
>>160729638
wasn't that found to just be a fake fnx account made by scammers?
>>160729638
>Happy alloed to play with VAC banned main account
>>160729736
Aren't you supposed to be playing right now FNX?
cobble will end 15-10
screen cap this
pyth is hacking too
>mfw sk will win
https://youtu.be/xJnUVQjwQbY?t=30s
>csgog reaction when favelas dominate NIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYUMpgpLLuU
>>160729869
Because the favelas will get vacced during the last round?
>>160729869
insane.
ITS
SO
BLATANT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nice obverving ESL TTours of that comeback from nip in the round
Nice fucking pushes kill yourselfs
Hahahahhahah WHY DO EVERY TEAM KEEP BEING AGGRESSIVE TO SK MIDROUND AS CT
THEY ALWAYS SIT AND WAIT FOR PUSHES AND THEY ALWAYS WIN ROUNDS ON IT
>1g xdd
Honestly the worst twitch chat meme, not only is it insanely unfunny, its also not even being used right since everyone spams it when ANY molotov death happens.
>>160730207
because if they sit still fer is just going to microtoggle while staring at a wall for half the round while he figures out where they are
>>160730207
honestly, watching nip make some of these pointless peeks, seems no different from watching a shitty NA team
>NiP on moneyfuck round
>4v4
>literally the most important thing now is to not lose weapons
>2 guys push unnecessarily and die within 5 seconds
nice game sense there faggots, you just lost the match
>>160730378
Yeah, fucking idiots
>>160730378
they have to push otherwise they just get shit on by cheats
>>160730451
so you don't get shit on by cheats when you push? lmao
What's the difference between a toggle and a microtoggle?
>>160730492
i'm gonna shit on your face
>>160730451
>they have to push
>CT side
>hack accusation
BEHOLD! A Silver 3 between us.
>>160730509
depends on how butthurt the accuser is
>>160730509
i think he means those "crosshair pulls towards closest enemy" things
>>160730564
anyone who understands microtoggling knows for a fact that SK is cheating off their asses
i feel sick
what the fuck is wrong with this woman?
She is surrounded by orbiters who throw money at her and has insane sponsors even though her team is mediocre (ESEA main)
Why is it that the women who profit most from their gender cry the loudest about "sexism" in gaming.
"Hey harvey, we will have a showmatch at IEM and you can win 10k$ to donate to your favorite organization. Will you give it to extralife, an organization that helps kids hospitals and helps parents pay for their kids chronic illnesses or will you give it to Online SOS, a no name third wave feminist clique that will spend the money to fight the patriarchy of mean white men in the gaming community?"
these girl are such an enrichment for our community, shoutout to the neckbeards that sponsor these atrocities.
further material that makes your neurons tingle:
>http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-37992322?ocid=socialflow_twitter
HOW DO THEY LOSE THAT ROUND
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Seriously is nip even trying?
>>160730676
>vague statement claiming expertise with not even a meme webm
try harder
Can't watch this shit anymore
Autosniper Xist will bring it home now
i fucking dream of the day these monkeys get banned
full tilt rn
>>160730785
you don't need expertise to know what microtoggling is
Why does NiP push when they have a man advantage? They do it literally every time
WHY DO YOU PUSH THEM PYTH YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>5v3
mom i'm gonna push through a smoke :DDD
FUCKING NIGGER PYTH
>gringos mad as fuck
>autonoob kills
>crowd goes wild
fuck this scene
>crowd literally cheering for a fucking autosniper kill
what the fuck this is so fucking embarassing
threat has to sit these fuckers down and teach them some fucking cs economy 101
>>160730741
>Why is it that the women who profit most from their gender cry the loudest about "sexism"
to justify their presence in the scene and their income for being worse than literally thousands of male teams that are not even professionals
no one on NiP knows how to use an awp, they try to peek like a rifle lol
>Pyth
hahaha moneyfucked again
NIP LEARN TO FUCKING KEEP AN ECONOMY
is pyth throwing?
>>160730509
microtoggles = microhacks (what the brazilians/french use), high-grade premium cheats that can't be detected or noticed on LAN by admins/refs
I just realized NiP only rotates when they see FalleN.
Interesting.
>sk just running around not checking angles
nice script, OT confirmed
I just want to see Brazilian Twitter go into meltdown
Is that too much to ask
>be fallen
>push mid with awp, no smoke, no flash
>die to pistol
?????????
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT
MY HEART
I CAN'T
NiP
PLEASE
PLEAAAAASE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Reminder that there's literally NOTHING WRONG with the autosniper
>>160731181
he's a bit like a 2015/early 2016 reverse hiko. on top of that, nip are creatures of habit, its like when fiffy called that every time they are a man down on inferno, they go banana fast
>>160731209
This was pretty strange to be honest since they knew Forest got 2 kills from stairs.
>>160730509
toggle is when you hold down the aim key and it hard locks onto a model's head or some other spot it's programmed to lock onto
Microtoggle is when you only press the button for a milisecond and it just pulls your crosshair toward the closest target without fully locking on. Sk are very clever about making it look legit
>>160731269
>using the gaucho against Brazil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjF032TDDQ
>>160731274
the thing wrong with buying it is risking your economy
thats why they buy it with their backs against the wall
MY INTERNET IS BROKENWHAT'S THE SCORE???????
SK will win this round
The anti-choke?
>those signs
kek can't wait for the tears on twitter
fuck i got so scared when forest peeked with tec9 why would he do that
>it's a nip loses against antieco AGAIN for overtime script
>shitskin cheater trash on suicide watch
>>160731482
15-14 for favelas
>>160731482
15-14 to nip but SK get to force tec-9s on t-side
A P O L O G I Z E
I BELIEVE!
>>160731482
sk won 16-14
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING MONKEYS
MY LAST 2 DOLLARS
WHY DIDN'T YOU TOGGLE YOU FUCKING MONKEYS
OUR FUCKING BOYS
REDDIT IN FLAMES
BRS BTFO
CHEATERS EXPOSED
HAHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT FUCK YEAH
EAT
SHIT
BR
CHEATER
NIGGER
TRASH
THE WHITE MAN IS VICTORIOUS
>>160731629
NiP is reddit though.
FALLEN AKA REDDITEN IS OVER
MOM SK LOST WHILE THEY WERE CHEATING
Hey guys, writer for ESL here. I saw some complaints at the last event so I'm looking for feedback. Did you like the script better this time?
Reminder to get on HLTV, Brazilian Twitter and Thoorins Twitter for favela tears.
>>160731670
LMAO GET ASSBLASTED REDDIT
>Trump won over Hillary
>NiP won over Hues
2016 is a glorious year
https://clips.twitch.
tv/esl_csgo/UglyPigeonTinyFace
>major tournament with $300k prize
>trophy is literally a dinner plate
How NIP still won this while pushing every round like retards is beyond me.
OUR
FUCKING
BOYS
Thank Mr. NiP
NEENJAS
NEENJAS
NEENJAS IN PEEJYAMAS
>trophy is shaped like pyth
bravo
>>160731740
Nigger, NiP is fucking reddit.
Is good that they won against the monkeys though.
>>160731702
visit maikelele's twitter for swede tears
#NIPMagic
Fribbe was talking about my dick btw
>caring about honeypots
lmao let me know when you beat sk at a major
>assgays in tears
I don't know which is worse, NiP fans or SK fans (both Reddit desu).
"It's fucking big"
What did he mean by this?
>>160731773
>one of the biggest football leagues worldwide
>trophy is literally a dinner plate
IT BEGINS
Was it a honeypot? dotard here
>>160731905
>lmao let me know when you beat sk at a major
SK will go out in Quarter or Semi finals
>>160731873
LMAO WHY U SO FUCKING MAD REDDIT? MAD THAT OUR BELOVED REDDIT CHEATERS GOT FUCKED?
SK era finally over VP C9 and NiP beat them
https://twitter.com/zwappes/status/800570767113146368
kek
>>160731970
poor brazil is color blind uvu
>>160731963
isnt the dota 2 international trophy a shield/plate?
PYTH IS OUR GUY
WHERE YOU AT NA?
>wahhhhh eu is bad
>wahhhhh where are EU
best team in the world: VP
second best team in world: Dig
NIP is just a throwaway EU team and still smashes SK
where the fuck are you NA
WTF BUT SK WON MORE ROUNDS. THIS IS THE ELECTION ALL OVER AGAIN. WHY CAN'T YOU WHITES STOP.
>>160732000
>being this new
>>160732116
our best team just broke apart, we will be back after the shuffle
>>160732000
no (if SK had won it would've been tho)
>trophy is literally pyth's face
>>160732116
Busy defending families from enraged shitskins and degenerates after Trump won.
>pyth tearing up the script
inb4 he gets some more ""personal issues" and maikelele is back for good
>>160732137
>magog will not be this alive until next year
>>160732432
magog is a dying horse; a shadow of it's former self
Post BR tears, please!
>>160732432
I think we've hit the bottom, I don't hink this is a dead cat bounce, or whatever its called. Bull trap.
>>160732559
check the replies to any of Thorin's tweets
>>160732305
Sup /pol/
>"crowd filtering out into the Oakland night"
>a bunch of fat autists going out into Oakland after dark
>>160732432
>implying we aren't going to bring the best most tremendous memes during the major qualifier
>>160732719
Sup reddit
>>160732736
oracle is right next to the highway, they can get home to their high income areas quickly
>>160732831
>implying there are non-redditors in /csgog/
>>160732930
I've unironically never visited the website
>>160732930
>being thia much of a redditor
>>160732831
Enjoying your 2nd year of 4chan, newfriend?
Is f0rest still /our anime guy/?
>>160733104
My 11th, newshit.
>>160733143
No, his girlfriend won't let him watch anymore.
>>160733153
>joining 4chainz in 2005
Get back to WoW forums idiot
>>160733314
>4chainz
Go back to your kindergarten, kid.
>>160733153
God your life is pathetic. Sad!
>>160733153
even worse
>>160733143
yes forp will always be our guy
>>160733405
>>160733461
>not being new to the internet is bad
Sure.
>>160733401
I'm not a blubberclap, we don't have "kinder""""garten"""
>>160733556
>the internet
nice goalpost shift
>>160733153
>Mfw I realize I've been browsing a Mongolian kebab assembly forum for a decade
Kms desu
>>160733631
There's absolutely nothing wrong with 4chan, besides arrogant newcancer like you.
>"ugh what sort of loser would browse 4chan for that long?"
t:person browsing 4chan
>>160733885
I've been browsing it for the correct length of time. You have not.
>wake up
>The Magog SNS is NOT dead
huh
>>160734010
>>160733923
2 weeks is enough, time to leave.
LET'S SHOW THEM WHO WE ARE
SO THAT WE MAY BE _______
lurppis
lurppis mentioned
>wear NaVi jersey all day
>No under shirt
>Nipples are practically bleeding
>>160735209
please post sore nipples with navi jersey and pizza rolls
>>160735209
I feel like every post you made is designed to trigger me and hate you more jesus wet
>>160735260
No more pizza rolls I'm home now
>>160735264
I'm so proud of me right now
>>160735782
Nice hair but lose some weight mate
>>160735782
disgusting
>>160735835
I'm only 165, but yeah I'm working on losing 10 lbs currently
Too much free food around
>>160736021
manlet?
>>160736117
5'9"
>>160736595
yikes
>it's a "magog dies after big event and threads archive early every other night until the next one" episode
>>160736614>tfw 5'8JUST
Why is faceit so bad ?
Had a dream where if you got 5 gum you could get a skin from a map collection. also there was a new map where the Ts had to run through a giant tree buidling thing like in Kashyyyk. It had wicked basket walls and I was spamming through them and the caster was freaking out.
>>160738989
was ibp unbanned in your dream?
>>160739543
steel was dead
all tripfags leave 2bh
OPERATION WHEN FUCKINGVALVE
>threads moving so fast I nearly miss out
>>160692253
>SK wins anyway
>loses
?????