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>Overwatch: First Strike Graphic Novel canceled
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752185714

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/

>Latest Patch Notes (Live)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752215318

>Overwatch Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://overbuff.com/
http://masteroverwatch.com

>Competitive Info
http://gousgamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

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clank clank
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>>160623712

dumb hag poster
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Does Reinhardts shield block your own teams Soldier ult? Because every time I have my shield up they ult, sprint forward and get themselves killed. Its odd.
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HANA POSTERS REPORT IN
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>>160623712
Jamison Fawkes!
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>>160623812
Robots do not have erogenous zones.
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Sombra is good, and you're a shitter.
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1st for Eternal Leader of /owg/ his Royal Highness and Emperor of McCrees 'Enumbre'
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nth for make pharah great at least once
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>>160623645
I know how you feel. Just shy of 100 hours at the moment. I don't know what's wrong with me.
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When did they change Mei's beat the heat spray and why?
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>>160623896
>trying to force a cult of personality circlejerk

dont let this place become /tf2g/
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nth for Genji's soaked fleshlight cunt.
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>>160623812
please do not sexualize zenyatta. He's a pure robot that has transcended carnal desires if he even had any (he didn't). Genji would be disgusted at the idea as well.
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>>160623838
how is this sexy in any way
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>>160623893
Then why do I always win when the enemy has a Sombra and we don't?
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Amélie Lacroix
So perfect
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>>160623891
Keep believing that anon
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THIS DREAM WILL NEVER DIE
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When will there be a character with this body type?
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>>160623893
Why do the majority of Sombra players suck massive donkey cock at her?
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>>160624050
Because the enemy is a shitter, just like you.
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Cutest and best pairing
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>>160623869
Annyeong!
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I love getting good plays with Hanzo. It's so satisfying.

>defending on Hanamura a couple days ago
>managed to shoot down all of the 5 or 6 rip-tires an enemy trashmouse tried to pull off
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>>160624083
they don't though. But creatures of flesh and bone do
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>>160624105
That is literally Mei's body shape underneath her winter gear.
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>>160624167
Hi ya!
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roadhog ruins 3 v 3
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>nanoboost doesn't give damage reduction anymore
>instead heals to full and applies a 400 health overheal for the duration of the ult

discuss
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>>160624248
>this
>anything but clinically obese

``no''
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>>160624063
Oink oink
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>>160624110
Because the majority of Sombra players are shitters.
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Do draws end winstreaks?
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>>160624167
Hello
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>>160624285
roadhog ruins overwatch
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>>160624105
The glasses are sexier than the tits tbqhlgbtqtiddqd
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Egyptian goddess
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>>160624047
>Genji would be disgusted
He still wants to plow Mercy.
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>>160624298
I'd fuck her easily
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>Support main
>Start playing Zarya
>It's one of the most fun Heroes in the game
Why the fuck is Zarya so much fun?
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>>160624298
>obese
you mean 'perfect'
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>>160624167
>alongdong

What did she mean by this?
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>>160624232
Everything is possible with technology and science and all that shit anon, don't be so ignorant
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>>160624425
A difficult feat for a man without a penis
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>>160624425
chu plz go and stay go. buy yourself a mercy body pillow if you want to fuck that basic bitch that much
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>>160624442
I don't care if you're a chubby chaser, but don't spread your delusions that Mei is anything but a lardwhale.
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Defense Matrix needs a more visible model holy shit. It's basically invisible behind all the explosions and particle effects, especially for something that can eat entire ults.
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are you guys mad at new players because of free weekend?
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>>160624487
whos that guy?
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>>160624562
I'm mad at the old players that fuck me up in comp
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>>160624546
t. hitscan shitter who ulted right in front of Stinky Hana
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>>160624105
there will never be a character with big tits because the character designers are pedophiles
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>>160624497
>part of enlightenment involves the shedding of earthly desires
>being a robot, zenyatta could do this quite literally by simply removing the relevant equipment and software if it was even there to begin with

Implying he wouldn't.
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>>160624592
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why are viewmodels forced

look i have a picture with my post so now you have to look
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>>160624514
>>160624514
How do you know he doesnt have a penis?
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>>160624363
Don't think so
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>>160624592
The best dwarf
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BLIZZARD

RELEASE A HANA SONG SHORT BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR OR ALL OF US HANA MAINS WELL ABANDON THIS GAME
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>>160624305
I want to boop that cute blueberry nose.
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>>160624592
Torbjorn, ready to wurk!
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how do I get good at Sombra?
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>>160624562
The shitters from the shitty f2p gens (i.e. /lolg/ have invaded because it's free weekend so naturally the quality of posts will be lower
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>>160624630
k coz I'm buying this shit :^) didn't like the beta but now I'm having fun
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>>160624592
Her boyfriend
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>>160624756
>OR ALL OF US HANA MAINS WELL ABANDON THIS GAME
I bet blizzard is terrified of losing all three of you
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>>160624661
Mercy and Mei have big tits
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>>160624796
bully supports and tanks
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>>160624796
You can't because she's trash
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Why doesn't the Reaper Halloween skin have voicelines like Junkrat and Mercy?
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>>160624701
Why is the max fov 103?
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>>160624701
Because Blizz likely thinks that's how the game is meant to be played and they love forcing their vision of a game no matter what
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>>160624894
no they don't
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I'm looking at Overbuff profiles for top players and I've been wondering: Why do they all have so little playtime? Surely this guy has invested more time into the game than 1300 matches. Do pros just smurf a lot or something?
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daily reminder that only pathetic cucks play d.va
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>>160624756
Sounds great
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>>160624885
there's at least 4 of us
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>>160624981
When you're in the top 50, generally if you continue playing continuously you'll eventually fall out of the top 50.

These people only play every week or so, usually inside of a 6stack of other top-50 players, to avoid MMR decay. Meanwhile they play on smurfs.
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>>160624992
agreed
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Saved up a few. How many golds you recon? And how many of those will be dupe?
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Reminder to BM oni genjis
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diamond crew fall in

o/
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PHARAH WILL NEVER, EVER BE VIABLE
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>>160624665
>implying their enlightenment would have the same "rules" as humans

Don't worry anon, I'm sure you will one day gaze into the iris
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Is D.Va worth gitting gud at now that she's been buffed this much? How does she compare to Reinhardt or Zarya now?
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>enemy team has 3 ragequitting cunts
>everyone gets thrown out of the match

Bravo Blizzard
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>>160624981
Bunch of them have smurfs and if they're on a team chances are they scrim all the time as well.
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>cute grill speaks on mic in comp game
wat do?
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>>160623845
He can shoot through your shield, Most likely he wants to chase them.
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>>160625304
Ask for tit pics and her number.
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Do people hate D.va players? I just got the game and don't want to be annoying scrublord. Almost to comp and I do best with her so far
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What are the best heroes to bully Pharah with?
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>>160625304
Play, you fucking troglodyte.
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Anyone else hate 1v1 with a burning passion? It's horrible.
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>>160625407
It's pretty shit. Just don't play it.
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>>160625407
>I just lost a 1v1 and I'm angwy, pwease vawidate me mommy /owg/
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>>160625407
1v1 me fag. no genji, no items.
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>>160625407
It takes too long and half the heroes aren't fun at all
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>>160625407
i would enjoy much more if it was a limited hero pool.
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Would you watch D.Va stream video games if Hana Song was real?
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>>160625407
1v1 is decent
3v3 is utter shit and should be deleted
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>>160625386
I'm a Hanzo main and I live to plink Pharahs out of the sky until they tilt and switch to another hero. Widow, McCree, and 76 also demolish her.
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>>160625407
>1v1
>It's that fucking Dwarf
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>Genji shit talking over chat
>he's pretty good but his team is shit
>use junkrat to make his life a living hell
>"STOP SOLO ULTING ME NOOB"

Then he started complaining about ping. Are all Genji mains autistic?
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>>160625554
Yes,at least before someone locks her up in their basement
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>>160625554
No, gamer girls are shit
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>>160625407
They're both pretty shit now desu

1v1 is fill of shit heroes which are no fun to play

3v3 is full of people ruining it with roadhog and soldier
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http://fursona.co.vu/post/152133954552/i-accidentally-drew-this-on-the-biggest-fickng

Don't click this if you love yourself.

Do click it if you feel like incurring mental trauma.

The choice is yours.
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>>160625554
>Having lewd posters of your friends

haha Hana is such a weirdo
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>>160625386
Half the fucking roster, take your pick
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>>160625304
>White knight her, Compliment every single thing she does. If anything goes wrong it's not her fault somehow
>Call her shit and pick on her for no real reason other than the fact that she's a girl and tell her to make you a sandwich not play video games
Or just don't be a fucking faggot, play the game normally like a fucking faggot would around a girl.
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>>160625662
WHY DID I FUCKING CLICK THAT
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>>160625624
>people bitch about junkrat "solo ulting" them
What the fuck else am I suppose to do?
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>>160625407
just be as much of a camper as you possibly can and stall out as much as possible

>hide in corners, in an area with an open corridor and peek out of it and sneak up on your adversary
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>>160625554
>Holding the controller with Doritos dust on your fingers
Disgusting
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>>160625662
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>>160625594
>>160625685
>>160625386
>mfw on patch release day bullying Pharah mains who thought they would be invincible after the "buffs"
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>>160625821
The new map was built for the most faggot characters
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>>160625481
Pretty much but even regardless of me being angery, it's still not very fun even if I am winning. I just feel kinda bad when I kill the enemy, and most of it is spent fucking around and doing nothing.
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>playing 3v3 random
>compliment a soldier i played with
>they invite me to a group
>the soldier is a girl
>after a round the other dude leaves
>i'm just sitting here as this girl talks to me and i'm not responding so she thinks I don't have a mic

She's nice, really funny, good at overwatch and I think we're getting married
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>>160625662
I mean it's bad but you definitely oversold it
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>>160625832
YAMERO
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check out paladins general if you want some laughs

some guys genuinely believe, after playing OW, that paladins is better
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>>160625304

>grill in team chat
>go on a roll with zarya
>she compliments my zarya play
>"th-thanks"
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>>160625407
I enjoy stalling matches out for as long as possible while still winning
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>>160625259
DELETE THIS
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>>160625974
>This again.
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>reinhardt

Armor reduced by 100
health increased by 100

Shield to 1000

Reinhardts must finish saying hammer down before the stun happens.
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>>160625304
Answer
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>>160625554
Why are they called Boritos? They have doritos in game already, they are called Dvas
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>>160625554
>tfw Gabriel donates to her stream daily
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>>160626056
How are you enjoying that?

You're not doing anything.
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Why is it that ANYONE who has these as top3 most played heroes are the most cancerous players in the entire game?
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>>160625662
http://fursona.co.vu/post/152032322207/snnndsbfh
http://fursona.co.vu/post/151658601237/nintendont-some-really-gay-stuffplus-a
http://nintendont.tumblr.com/post/151632342092
http://fursona.co.vu/post/151405974352/o3-he-swoft

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH OF THIS FILTH
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>>160626125
lolno
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>>160625974
I mean I get Overwatch sucks and has a million problems but I can't imagine anyone actually believing Paladins is better

Like why not play something good and different then like any number of FPS instead of a bad clone.

The only thing Paladins does better than OW is their tanks don't double as DPS and their Roadhog clone's hook doesn't teleport people into other dimensions.
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>>160625974
i think i have more fun with paladins than overwatch

matchmaking isn't as bad and much more content added per update than overwatch

you should give the game a chance instead of intentionally shitposting/baiting/being a blizzdrone
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>>160626253
wtf i wanna fuck trans fat mccree now
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>play tracer in comp
>roll enemy team easy

>play tracer in qp
>get stomped on

It's like if there isnt a really solid front line shes insanely hard to use
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Why is McCree such a hunk?
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>Want to go for one singular pick with my ult on pharah
>Get the pick
>die because I have to stand still midair for 40 seconds while my ult runs its course

cancelling pharah's ult fucking when
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>>160626125
t. Genji main that got hammered while trying to sword
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>>160626253
>>160625662
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
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>>160625407
My only issue are that there are some retarded heroes in the pool, like Bastion Sym and Torb
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>>160625821
>tfw got into a 1v1 with someone and it rolled Bastion
>I'm a shitter and the guy was stomping on me
>we both turret form, with just a corner between us
>I hello, he hello's back
>we both know that whoever goes around the corner first is fucked
>this carries on for a few minutes at least
>"Enemies have become visible"
>blast his ass through the wall
>he ":("'s me
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im gonna become a Reaper main

what do I need to know?
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>>160626442
JUST
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>>160626374
Yeah, that's how it goes. You focus someone they die(usually)
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>>160626136
You bet he does
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i'm done playing overwatch, it's gotten really boring.
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>>160626442
>Ulting as pharah refreshes the cooldown on your jump jets
>You can now cancel her ult early

Hhave I fixed the worst ultimate in the game?
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>>160626549
Get an edgy name
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>>160626549
Hold M1, preferably with your cursor on people. Press shift the moment more than one person is looking at you.
Get above groups of enemies and press Q.

Congratulations, you are now pro.
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>>160626521
I had all 3 of those in a 1v1 I just had, hence why I'm pretty grumpy about it
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>>160626634
come back in a year from now and maybe there'll be another map and a hero to play
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>>160623838
I NEED more of this ;___;
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>>160623893
post stats if you're so good with her
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>Ana

Biotic Grenade no longer deals damage or self heals.

Biotic rifle no longer uses mccree's bullets. Damage reduced to 60.
Biotic rifle is now hitscan while hipfired.
Taking damage while slept grants immediate control of character.
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>>160626301
I played it for a month or so. I signed up pretty early, I mean, I got the name Isis there.

I feel that hirez has a lot to work on balance-wise, and should focus on making a more unique game. Whether done intentionally or unintentionally, the addition of kits resembling overwatch heroes makes me feel like I should just play that instead.
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>>160624796repick
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>>160625554
>watching camwhores
No
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Can Ana stop ruining every fucking game?
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>>160626634
same
what are you gonna play next anon
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>"almost impossible to get draws this season"
literally get draw half of the time on any 2cp map
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Do Mei and Hanzo really counter pharah? Why am do I find it hard to hit her with them then?
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>>160626980
>wanting coin flips
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>>160626980
Jeff Kaplan called me, I am supposed to tell you that you need to git gud
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>>160626874
Hana is NOT a camwhore
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>>160627003
>Mei
Someone tricked you
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>there are people who want to buff tracer
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>>160626136
Wouldn't be surprised. He's probably a big softie who just wants people to like him so he gives her money just to hear her thank him for it
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>tfw to intelligent to be meta
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>Try ranked for the first time after sombra release
>Expecting sombra on every team and losing it for them
>None in sight

>All I see are new level 25 players doing placements
>Matches are decided by who has less of them
Well fuck my life well I'm not getting diamond this season
>>
Tell Hana to wash her fucking feet
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>>160627183
Not that I like her or even play her but she's pretty underwhelming

purely horizontal mobility isn't all that great
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>>160626436
Because he's the only straight white male in that circus of special snowflakes
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Who Zen and Roadhog main here?
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>>160627003
Aim slightly higher than her head
>>160627190
I saw a guy at indigo that looked exactly like Reyes with the goatee and all. Tall too...
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>>160627284
It's actually extremely good on KOTH maps, since they are typically open areas with many paths. Many chances to ambush. She's less useful on attack/defense because you are typically corralled into a chokepoint. There are some exceptions.
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>>160627347
>I saw a guy at indigo that looked exactly like Reyes

I hope you had the courage to fug him
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>>160627314
How am I supposed to play Zen ?
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>>160627476
delicious
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So carrying isn't actually possible in this game right? I always get a lot of kills with Dva and few deaths and 3 gold but most of the time I still lose.
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>>160627290
>he's the only straight white male
>who are 76, Junkrat, Torbjorn, and Zarya
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>>160627536
Literally hold down M1 while spamming E every couple seconds. Not even joking. Also move side to side constantly to fuck up the retard dps heroes.

Zenyattas 1v1 capability is god tier.
>>
Tfw no mccree bf
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>>160627536
aim for the head

call out who you discord

Alt Fire can destroy someone who you know is coming

Ult on pushes
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>Be me
>Playing best girl, Hana Song!
>Anubis, defense
>Second point
>Been harassing this one Soldier all game, sneaking up on him saying "IS THIS EASY MODE?", emoting after killing him
>Started launching my self destruct over the bridge
>Kills him every time
>Emote every time
>He fucking quits the game
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>>160627607
You can in 3v3
>>
>first strike cancelled

Is gay76fag on suicide watch?
>>
>>160627670
>>160627664
Ok, thanks I guess.
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>>160627536
He is fairly simple, press shift on allies that do not have full health, then after everyone has healed up, put it on someone who is on the frontlines often, like Genji. Press e on on enemies then shoot them. Zenyatta easily matches offense/defense character's damage per second.
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Who plays on PS4 here? I just picked the game up during the sale and am looking for a few dudes to play with
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>>160627664
>bitch-ass flankers think I'm an easy pick
>destory their shit single-handedly
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>>160627615
>76
I said straight

>junkrat
Ok, i'll add 'non-batshit insane'

>toblerone
>manlets
>male
Kek

>zarya
Funny and fresh meme
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>>160627692
Only if you're Roadhog.
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>>160623712
I want to fuck that milf.
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>>160627779
only idiots play console, return it and buy it on PC
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please stop picking fucking sombra
shes terrible and even good players are barely useful with her
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>>160626898
You got outplayed :^) nap time for you
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>>160627748
He was suspiciously silent yestrday, but started posting again today, so i guess he got better
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>>160625554
No, she'll probably attract the same target audience as Pewdiepie.
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>>160623263
They'd get it back faster if they actually tried shooting at people desu.
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>yfw ana and phara are african
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>>160627665
>no reyes bf to crush my head with his mighty thighs
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>>160627936
I also own it on PC
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>>160628089
Well they ARE Egyptian and Egypt IS in Africa
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>>160628089
they're Egyptian so they're black anyway
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>>160627779
No you just got it you're gonna be shit. Maybe I'll add you if you git gud I'm not carrying a scrub.
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>>160628089
And made to breed
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>>160624105
STACKED
T
A
C
K
E
D
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have you guys ever switched off a hero because you were doing too good on him and the team can;t push the payload and the game got boring so you switch off to give the other team a chance even though you really doing really good on the hero you playing and carrying your team?
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very important poll

https://www.strawpoll.me/11690094
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>>160628285
I switched to Widowmaker because the enemy team ragequitted except for one
felt really bad for him honestly
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>>160628285
No, but some of my best games have been where I switch heroes after every round. For example, Tracer, Soldier 76, Pharah on Nepal.
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>>160628172
>buying the same but on a shitter platform
Why waste money anon
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>>160628374
She's pretty obviously korean m8, she even has the typical chubby cheeks.
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>>160624105
What is the context of this video? She seems like an autist. Just emotionlessly showing her stomach and shit.
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>Be me
>Be playing best girl, Hana Song!
>Pharah tries to ult us
>Absorb her whole ult then kill her
>She immediately quits
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>>160628562
I know but we're having an argument over her eyelids in other general
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>>160628761
Not every Korean is a total moon face before surgery. Plus it's the year 207X

Might as well say Torbjorn isn't Swedish because most swedes aren't midgets
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>>160628486
I'm currently bed ridden and have trouble staying at my PC for long periods of time. So I've been playing consoles games in bed.
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Where the fuck are the waifu posters?
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newfag here I have some questiosn before I buy this


Do people always respect some sort of solid team composition in competitive?

Are games closer in competitive compared to quick play? What are the queue times like?
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Things I'd do to Mei:

[x] Marry
>>
Just got to 25 on my free weekend smurf account and have gotten 0 rares or legendaries from my boxes.

Either you can't get them while being free or I am the god of bad rng.
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>>160628975
[x] Hug
[x] Kiss
[x] Cuddle
[x] Make dinner for
[x] Eat her ass
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>>160628975
Put her on a diet
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>>160628761
getting their eyelids fixed is a high school graduation gift in korea m8
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>>160628285
I do it on 3v3s. If my team is ahead I'll play some shit I'm not very good at like widow, hanzo, or mcree
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>>160628374
Fuck you and your racist ass poll.

>"I'm not a robot"

OMNIC RIGHTS NOW
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>our dps is worthless
>what should have been an easy win is a draw instead
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>>>/gif/9601841

Anyone else giving this shit a look? my nuts are empty but i cant stop
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>>160623838
Isn't there a blue version of this?

>>160628894
>tfw no qt Smugberry to hold close
It hurts.
>>
>>160628894
More widowmaker butt please
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>>160628910
Usually you'll get decent team comps unless you get someone that's just trying to throw. I'm in the middle of plat which is really average and the queue times are usually less than 30 seconds and sometimes instant.
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>mained 76 since closed beta
>now I get called out for being a fotm band wagoner every day when I solo the enemy team by myself every game

don't even care, I'll still play him when he is nerfed.
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>>160628975
[x] Rape
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>>160628975
[x] Get frozen and shot in the head by
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>>160628975
[x]Throw biotic grenade on
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>>160628975
[x] Fuck her in the titties
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>>160628894
In here all along.
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>people who use the buzzword 'tryhard' unironically trying to justify their own underperformance
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Best couple
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>Reinhardt's face when a bad situation is turned around because Ana used biotic grenade and Zarya has given him particle barrier
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>>160628975
[x] eat her ass clean
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>>160628975
[x] Charge right as she gets out of her ice block
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>>160628975
[x] Grope
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>>160629276
>>
Soldier 76s gun should sound like a Garand when it reloads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoBWUs8poYU
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This is my past three days of 1v1

How come everyone sucks
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>>160629772
Why did they change the notches... THEY WERE SO GOOD.
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>>160629772
I need to have this for dinner
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I'm sick of this game
sombra just made shit worse shes terrible
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>>160629649
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Post caramel girl
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nerf this
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>>160629776
It really should, M1 Garand's reload sounds like pure sex.
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>tfw make a smurf
>play for free since its the free weekend
>high diamond on my main
>going against all these level 1 - 10s who dont even know how to walk properly

Holy fuck this is so fun
>>
>>160630067
Just makes sense to me, it literally functions the exact same way.
>>
>>160629915
Widowmaker's butt is ONLY for Tracer
>>
I've been following OW stuff since the beta but never bought it for some reason, is there still time to get on the train?
>>
>really like soldier bastion zarya
>can't track for shit
kill me
any way to improve tracking of autistic movements?
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>>160629952
My favorite kind of girl
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It's actually hilarious how bad people can be while still being in diamond
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>>160629276
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>>160630291
Are they actually diamond, or are they "diamond"?
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>Widowmaker is not real
>>
None of these girls are real. Your waifu is fake and will never exist. Eat shit.
>>
This game is so fucking irritating. Some of these characters concepts really just need to be removed.

Anna, for starts. Why make a healer McCree better stun included but also have all these cool skills and the best healing in the game?

Why is winston and dva in the game at all? They are frustrating and stupid, they run at characters and kill them with higher hp, that's it. You can't run from them, and they have 1. more hp, 2. defense ability 3. run away / chase ability 4. Nuke / kill room with bugged latency and corners. / full heal off the point / fall kills

Why make these characters at all? By design they are just annoying. Why is there only 1, maybe 2 if you include mccree, anti tank character?

Half the dps characters should just straight FUCK tank classes if encountered alone.
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>3 crates in a row with nothing but duplicates

I guess if I want something at this point I should just spend the credits
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>>160630528
What is the source of this?
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>>160630264
The cutest
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almost 2 fucking weeks since ptr and no changes

why is blizz so fucking scared of sombra
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>>160630256
Turn down your mouse sensitivity, take a deep breath when shit gets crazy, move the mouse with your arms and not your wrists.
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>>160630643
PoV sucking her futadick
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>>160630551
But butt
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>>160630704
go play something else in the meantime, you adhd baby.
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>>160630758
that's a different one I'm pretty sure
>>
>>160630256
Turn up mouse dpi, turn down mouse sensitivity (4 or lower preferably). Practice snapping on targets, don't be lazy and use wasd to move your cursor subtly.
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>>160630769
>*BRRRRAAAAAAP*
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>>160630769
Oh god more
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>>160629493
Obui, please.

Great taste.
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>comp
>pick soldier after other heros aren't working
>mei speaks like a tard
>finish match
>"do you have downs mei?"
>"yeh problem?"
>mfw
>>
>>160630769
>3d
>>
Only took about 15 games until my smurf started getting matched vs other smurfs and diamond+ people on their mains
>>
>>160630846
Nah, that's what it's from.

https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5406543
>>
Now that the dust has settled, whats our consensus on Sombra?
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>>160627347

Slightly higher then her head.
no anon. You aim at her feed. Phara is going to descend more then she ascends. Leading at her feet sets up for either a body shot or a head shot. Where the head has to many failure factors.
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>>160631001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=552D9MRtgsA
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>>160631157
lol ok, I was thinking of that one where tracer was tied up
>>
>lose over 600 points
>not allowed to beat, punish or maim worthless teammates

Fix

fucking

matchmaking

It is unacceptable to lose 600 rating 3100 to 2500 in a week. If I am the golden player getting potg every match, the problem is WITH YOUR FUCKING MATCH MAKING

Either nerf all stuns so I dont need a team to win or fix your match making.
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>>160630650
When do we get to see her out of the suit?
>>
>>160630898
what's the point of turning dpi up if im gonna decrease sensitivity anyway
>>
any competent 2.8k+ SR players looking to group together? I dropped 200 by just solo queing
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>>160624105
Western devs would never allow breasts so large. They would never allow perflat either. You're stuck with standard petite body types, Mei's fat ugly fucking cunt and then the dude with pink hair.
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>>160631281
>tfw i know what are you talking about
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>>160627779
NA or EU?
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Scottish character when
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>>160631182
Why no widowmaker? Best ass in the game
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SOON
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>>160631449
NA
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>>160624105
that is kind of ridiculous

looks like a J cup or some shit, on a girl who cant be more than 125 lbs
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>>160631285
>only constant
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>>160630528
>no blueberry goddess of smug to worship daily
The worst kind of feel.
>>
Why is the art all so shit? Why can't they just make the characters look cute? Are you guys unironically enjoying sketchy linework pics of Tracer with a bulge and beer gut?
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>>160631297
too pure for this world
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>>160631670
Is the shitty players, thanks for agreeing.
>>
>>160631360
Something about how Overwatch interprets mouse input presumably. Some notable overwatch player said there was pixel skipping if your in-game sensitivity was higher than 4.
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>>160631163
>JUST STOP
>PLEASE FUCKING STOP
>PLEASE SWITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>160631723
Males get the best art
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>>160629952
>>
>>160631723

This game is infested by western tumblr ``artists'' who've never actually played the game.

There is something about Western fan artists that makes them predisposed to art that is not only technically bad, but also revolting by design. I think it's a kind of in-your-face 'LOOK how unappealing it is!' thrill for the ``artists''.
>>
>tfw you are amazing at every single character you play and 100% carry a team in every situation

Its a shame 99% of the player base is Reddit tier gamer mom and dads, brainless kids, and loser neets that can't aim for shit.

Game might be fun then.
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>>160631723
It's either that or anime.
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>>160631163
Trash
>>
>>160624894

>Mei

hidden assets.
>>
>All dps characters now have an extra ability
>"fuck off faggot"
>Renders a tank or healer bitchy, reducing their damage, CC, or any other fuckery to 0 for 2 seconds. If tank decides to run away, this cooldown is reset.
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>tfw you're new and you try hard but it's not good enough
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>>160631774
literally have 13, was 20 before
>>
>>160631285
This. I'm single handedly wiping the floor with the red team for 2/3 of the match, then their Reinhardt presses Q, we get hammered, lose all momentum and don't get it back because my teammates are just standing around

Ana and Reinhardt are the most broken shit in this game.
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>>160631723
yes
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>>160625407

>Sombra vs Sombra
>Fucking spygames dynamic duel pretty fun/10

>McCree vs McCree
>Who lands first headshot, not exactly clean or fun, but efficient.

>Soldier 76
>LOL HELIX MISSILE ROUND OVER GG

Beyond the mentioned 3, it's just a shitfest. Not a fan.

>Have to win to actually fucking get the loot box

REALLY NOT A FAN OF THIS FOR "FUNMODES"
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THE ART IS FINE!
>>
>Gold in everything but healing
>Lose

What more must I fucking do in this game
>>
>>160632065
>tracer here!
>...tracer still here
>guys, i can't move pls halp
>>
>>160632026
Every character in the game has the ultimate ability to turn the game around with one button press. A timely Deathblossom, Deadeye, Dragonstrike, anything really, will fuck your team up if the positioning is right. There's no point in singling out Reinhardt and Ana.
>>
>>160632128
I don't even know WHAT fucking ethnicity they were trying to make this fucking monstrosity
>>
>>160631285
See >>160619036
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>>160625554

>Kerrigan poster
Patrician booty

>Froppy figure
Good taste

>Aya poster
Taste revoked.
>>
>>160631918
What's your rank?
>>
>>160631969
you just described life itself
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>Waifufags that can't understand that DPS+TANK+HEALER is the meta and want to play their fucking DPS waifu in every game

>Tell them to get off DPS and he tries to educate me that "DPS means damage purr secund"

I want waifufags to fucking die
>>
Is quick play matchmaking completley fucked? All of my games tonight have at least 1 or 2 brand new players and always at the very least a couple diamonds. I just finished a game where the enemy team had a master tier player, diamond and 3 new players
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>yfw Roadhog no longer counts as a tank in next patch Symmetra doesn't count as a healer
>>
>gold elims
>as ana
>with less than an hour playtime on her
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>>160627232
>there are people that think Sombra won't be buffed to OP levels
I can't wait for that day. These cabrones should prepare themselves.
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>>160627232

i love this meme
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>3v3
>Our team wins
>My teammates think HEY THIS COMBINATION OF CHARACTERS IF EFFECTIVE
>LETS
>SWITCH
>CHARACTERS
>Genji or Widowmaker or Hanzo then we lose
>Teammates think HEY THIS COMBINATION OF CHARACTERS IS DOG SHIT
>LETS
>NOT
>SWITCH
>CHARACTERS

kgnnn8y0[59e3]-0i9ERTFHSDFGSDS5HETHDSF
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>>160632290
why is she so lewd
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>>160625554
I would stream snipe her desu family

I've had great fun stream sniping grills, they have much better reactions than guys.
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>>160632238
>dps whining about someone playing dps

You are cancerous
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>6-4 placements
>40+ kills across multiple games
>medals all around
>get placed in gold

LAPDOGS, ALL OF YOU
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>>160631598
Sorry anon, I just got it on PS4 as well but I'm on EU.
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>>160632474
And meanwhile some scrublords get placed in diamond for losing 9 and doing nothing.
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>tfw to intelligent to change the meta
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>>160625407

It's pretty fun, except when you get stalling heroes like Symmetra
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>2922 SR
I'M DOING IT GUYS
4 wins in a row tho, i'm proly gonna get fucked now
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>>160632367
>3v3
>friend has to eat so we play one without him
>random player goes Mercy
>we lose
>long contemplation next round
>picks Widowmaker
>we get crushed
>picks Widowmaker again immediately
>we get fucking crushed
It makes you wonder what is going through their minds.
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>>160632619
Good luck,
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>>160632619
What hero you using baby
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>>160632689
Fill
So mostly lucio/reinhardt
Play soldier when i can dps
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>>160632204
english middle aged woman
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>>160632192
No, FUCK YOU

Every ult in the game, even zarya's requires some fucking form of coordination or set up.

>Ana
>DERRRRRR ME SO GUD SNIPER MCCREE ULTRA HEAL x 10 SO GUD
>LOL YO HALF DMG NOW U CANT DIE ALSO KILL EVERYONE CUZ DOUBLE DMG
>LOL GO SLEEP BBY SO HARD TO AIM, LOL NO HEALS FOR U, BUT ME BEST HEALER LOL

>Reinhardt
>LOL MY HAMMER IS BROKEN BECAUSE YOU CANT GET AWAY FROM IT ALSO I MOVE YOUR SCREEN LOL
>LOL RANDOM OHK WITH RUSH THX
>STUNNED LOL! HAMMER DOWN, NOW I SAY IT. GOOD THING THIS IS AN INSTANT, POINT WIDE STUN THAT ALSO LETS ME GET 2-3 KILLS BY MYSELF WITH NO SETUP. THX FIRE WAVE AND HAMMER HIT
>SO GUD
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>>160632659
You're getting your minorities confused, she's clearly a chink
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>>160632546
Seriously? How does this ranking system even work then? I was so cheesed I probably won't touch the game until mid next season, just fuck around in arcade mode.
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>>160632639
>all races are equal! it's only skin color that's different!
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>>160632731
That's the way, mah nigga, see you soon.
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>>160632659
thats very rood
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Trying to git gud at this game but so far it's been hard. Still don't know what half of the characters really do and/or when to pick them.

I tried playing some supports, Zenyatta was really confusing, Mercy seemed ok but i couldn't do anything if someone attacked me because my teammates didn't seem to care. Played Ana she seemed ok but people run far away and I can't heal through walls. Haven't played Lucio or Symetra yet


Also what is Winston supposed to do exactly? His shield didn't last very long and I wasn't doing much damage even when I went into chimpout mode.
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>>160632981
>rofl guys i'm cosplaying as a GURL!!! EVEN THO IM A DUDE!!!! LOL ITS COMEDY GOLD

always one
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My servants never die!~
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The last character you played as is going to fuck you. They will not be gentle.
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>>160632491
It's all good friendo!
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>>160632981
i was not ready for that
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>>160632924
Winston jumps on squishy people and tickles them to death, and his ult is used for disruption rather than damage. You pop it and knockback everyone away from the objective (or into a group in a corner for other ults).
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>>160633040
Did somebody call for a witch?
>>
TRACER BLINK
LEFT SHIFT OR RIGHT CLICK?
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>>160632474
>>160632772
I think "individual performance" affecting skill rank is a lie. Blizzard gave me +18 for one of the best games in my career.

Or maybe they just have things weighted in some retarded way. "Wow, you really suck at Lucio, Anon. You had so little healing in that Volskya double-cap attack and first-point defense where you never let them touch the objective."
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>>160632412
It's okay to be bad, you might learn someday

This tracer was literally just running in and dying, level 24 retard who doesn't know shit about the meta trying to boss everyone around
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>>160632238
>not abusing Roadhog/Ana and complaining about hero choice
I'd stay as the time qt as well.
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>>160633287
Except we had winston and no ana
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>>160633245
Personal performance only has a minor impact. Small enough that a dev had to say it was actually still there since everyone thought it didn't matter
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>>160631948
dem dicksuck lips
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Where do I go to queue for comp with people who give a shit about winning?
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>wa ee foo ? are you legitimate retarded anon?
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>play during free weekend
>try 1v1
>barely beat some kid 5 to 4
>he tells me he played 40 1v1ns so far and this is his first loss
>calls me an aim botter

Is this the caliber of play and attitude I should expect from this community?
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>>160632924
Winston only does 40 damage a whack, and you knock people away. You're not going to kill anyone except if you push them against a wall or off the map. Winston doesn't work as well unless you have your team backing you up.

Zarya is a good partner because she can use her particle barrier from a good distance away to give Winston some extra protection, and Zarya is rewarded with extra damage when she blocks damage for her teammates.

Good counter to Winston is Zenyatta, as his discord orb will increase all damage he receives, and Zenyatta can easily out damage Winston. Most heroes can win a dps race with Winston, but he doesn't have to aim much, and he is very mobile.
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I'm at a loss, can someone please point out what I'm doing wrong.
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>>160631948
that bimbo Symmetra
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>/v/ insists that this is a good game
>try it because free weekend
>it's actually complete shit
>every fuccboi just instalocks Tracer, Hanzo, or Genji
>obvious 14 year olds thinking they are MLG
>nobody plays tanks or healers
>annoying kill cam showcasing player """"""skill"""""" after every death
>every game is a one sided shit stomp, there is no in between
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>>160633635

You have 9 final blows and 10 deaths.
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>>160633635
Considering they're not meming it up with 3 tanks to counter you, and Mercy is their only support, you didn't try hard enough.
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>>160633696

I was torb for defense
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Man, Arcade was very generous to me.

I like the way the Vakyrie skin looks, but Witch has way more voicelines now.
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>>160633635
>10 deaths
>5 dragonblade kills

youre failing at gitin' gud
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>>160633680
>/v/ insists that an online game is good
>try it because it's free
>it's actually complete shit because the community is shit like in every other online game
>obvious retard doesn't know that shitters don't get high ranks just like you and can't enjoy the game
get the fuck out of my thread
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Did Blizzard replace the KotH gamemode with Hide in the Corner gamemode since I last played?

Maybe I need to submit a bug report to Blizzard because 5/6 players can't see objective markers on their HUD.

I dunno.
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>>160633516
More old Ana
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>>160633680
>>nobody plays tanks or healers
So you played for five matches and drew a conclusion about the game from that. Go ahead leave you're clearly retarded.
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>>160633680

>Playing with newshits like yourself
>Durr i'm fucking retarded dis da gaem
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Sometimes I enjoy having two snipers on my team just because they spread out and stand really far back away from everyone else
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I am considering picking up a second account where I can solo queue and practice in comp without worrying about my SR.

Do you reckon it is a good idea?
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>>160633635
stop swording in at dumb times.
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>>160633635
>playing genji

why are you such a complete deadweight to your team?
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>>160634105
>healslut is a meme bro xDDD

no is not
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>tfw when your pro but your team drags you down
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Public service announcement:

If your Roadhog is ulting, he needs healing. Please do not ignore the ulting Roadhog because he's so going to die if you do.
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>>160633983
>>160634081
>>160634087
>all these Hanzo fuccbois proving the point
lul enjoy your ded game manbuns
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>>160634239
The range on that melee hit on the end was stupid
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>>160633635
you only have 5 people lol
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>>160633045
>1v1 as sombra
phew dodged a bullet here
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>>160634336
>all these Hanzo fuccbois proving the point

I have maybe 15 minutes on Hanzo, nice try assclown
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>>160633045
>symmetra
Worst girl but at least a girl.
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How do i Mei 1vs1
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blizzard won't comment about their pharah nerf
why? what are they afraid of?
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>>160633045
>Roadhog

...
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>>160634136
It is, but buy it instead of free week to actually get shit out of your lootboxes and dem sick achievement sprays
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>>160634553
If the size of his hands are anything to go by you'll be lucky to just be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life
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Any suggestions for a new player how not to suck

>Don't say ''play the objective''
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>>160634532
Spam M2 until you have ult and then wait for them to ice block
Ult the ice block
Laugh as they get frozen coming out and melee them to death
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>>160634532
If you're not mentally retarded\paralyzed - M2 headshots.
If you are - avoid ranged combat, get close and M1. Walls and iceblocks should help you survive till you get close enough
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Can we remove all widow players from existence?

Ones which can aim is fucking cancer to deal with when they have a zarya who can shield her once she gets jumped

And bad ones are just as bad because they can't hit anything and refuse to switch
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>>160633045
>McMeme
As if I wanted him to be gentle in the first place.
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>>160634620
Stay with the team, turn friendly health bars on for all heroes, use your microphone, learn character abilities in training, learn strategies for countering specific heroes.

My advice is to focus on playing Tanks/Supports, avoid D.va and Mercy/Symmetra however.
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>>160634620

The best way to learn a game is to just play it, anon

If you want easy mode and just enjoy testing out characters without dying, go vs AI mode, if you don't give a shit and just want to have fun, go with quick play and especially Arcade mode for fun times
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>>160634620
Play all the characters yourself for gaining gamesense
Play characters you like the most for gaining proficiency at them
Don't be maining retard, be willing to switch
Play with mic or at least always be present in team chat
Play a lot
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>>160634719
THIS SOUNDS RETARDED BUT PLAY PHARAH INTO IT AND E > LEFT CLICK AND THEN SHIFT TOWARDS HER FACE

2FAST2QUICK

DOUBLE ROCKET TO THE BLUE CUNT
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>>160634228
I didn't say anything about heal sluts
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>>160633045
>reaper
>rough buttseks
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>>160634850
>avoid D.va and Mercy/Symmetra however.
I'm a massive Asuka fag so I can't say I won't play Dva

What's wrong with mercy
No idea who symmetra is anyway

>>160634858
Yeah I just played quick play with a friend; getting the feel of things desu

>>160634884
I will do all of these except use a mic
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>>160632238
>people want to win by having the meta carry them
sad desu
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is this meme funny?
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>>160634239
>struggle to get two kills
Wow
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>>160634239
This would look far better if it was full speed

Putting up deflect against a climbing 20hp Hanzo looks stupid
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>>160631754
on both teams, you're right
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>>160634901
Yeah because you don'#t get instantly shot out the sky

Try playing against a good one and realize how useless you really are. It makes you want to uninstall
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>>160634850
>>160634620

>Use your microphone

Don't do that unless you're in Competition mode, players playing Arcade and Quick play don't give two shit about people who do that

When it's comes to map and it's style play, you'll find out that you'll have characters you'll prefers to play for it whether it's offense, defense, support or Tank. D.va, Mercy and Symmetra can be good if played right

With a quick F1, you can see the abilities of the character you play and V enable you to punch your enemies
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>>160633045
>Widowmaker
Oh boy.
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>>160633045
>tfw rough femdom or futa, either is fine by me with Amélie
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>>160634039
>STILL no nude model
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>>160633045
Zarya.. Oh dear.
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>>160635013
Don't take >>160634850 too seriously on hero picks, play whatever you like, just don't be a dick about it. Symmetra can be very strong on the first point of 2CP maps, D.Va was just buffed recently and now she's actually viable, but not if enemy team has Zarya and Mei
Mercy is well.. Cancer inducing playstyle: you suck off your dps\tanks untill you get ult, then you hide and wait for everyone to die, come out and HEBE SHTABE NICHT. It's strong and can win games but oh boy is it a fucking cancer
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>>160635197
I mean, if you do it right it puts you at max velocity towards her face. If you come at an angle when they don't have walls it's less obvious.

Other than that, play your flank paths correctly on other characters and if you hear "Personne n'échappe à mon regard" just chillax and group up with your team and play conservatively for the next 15 seconds.

Usually how I deal with widows in high diamond.
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>>160635096
It's not Eбyт poбoты, Haхyй poбoтoв is how you say Fuck robots
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>>160635013
Mercy cannot defend herself and is a one trick pony with her ultimate.

D.va usually gets shredded by an enemy because she is slowed down when she starts firing, and many things go through defense matrix, which only lasts for 4 seconds on an overall 10 second cooldown. She may be proficient at protecting herself, but she isn't rewarded for protecting others. Big ult battery with 600 health.
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>>160633045
Will biting be involved?
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jesus christ jeff just fucking remove sombra
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>>160633036
I find the opposite is usually worse desu. I used to hang around with a lot of groups when I was in high school and early college when I still went to cons.

Last time I went to one I was probably 3 years ago and I ended up hanging with this Fate Group where the saber was some asian guy. We ended up pounding beers and playing video games with his buddies while the girls( all cosplaying guys since it was a gender swap group) would bitch about how they're not having fun.

Of course that's just one experience and a dumb blogpost in a completely unrelated general.
>>
Could they have picked less fun game modes to count for the weekly reward? What nigger trash do they give you for this unfun bullshit anyway?
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>>160635253
Seriously why? She's hot as hell for being old.
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>>160635310
>he doesn't want death by snu snu
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>>160633045

>Getting dwarf fucked

Awww shit
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>>160635013
D.Va is more or less good now, so she's fine. Mercy is the worst healer there is, so if you want to be useful go licio,ana, or zen
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>tfw he use his ult just to kill me
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>Eichenwalde
>Stomp enemy team without them capturing one point
>one of my teammates leaves right before we we get the victory screen
>rejoins
>NOW ENTERING KING'S ROW
>The match has been canceled
Thanks blizz, polish game you got there
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>>160635709
When you put it like that.
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>>160633045
>D.Va
Whatever it is, it's probably going to have to do with her mech somehow.
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>>160635519
You shouldn't be standing still long enough while firing unless you're behind a rein or singling someone out.

Her defense matrix is great at denying Rein ult charge when he's only able to farm using Firestrike.

Matrixing rollers from Junkrat so they don't keep bouncing into your blind Lucio.

Matrixing fucking Mei, Zarya and Hanzo ults.

My dude, she's in a solid spot. Stop getting discorded and stand in front of your supports.
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>hooking a genji the moment the drops his deflect

Never gets old
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>>160635865
Her pistol is actually fucking great at sniping unsuspecting squishies if that's worth anything
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I've been going through my videos and taking stats

I hit 45% of headshot attempts on jumping enemies, 18% on grounded enemies and 4-5% on strafing enemies

Don't jump, friends. Step back from the edge. Save yourself from that headshot.
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Hana loves me
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>>160625407
Literally the only way I can grind Arcade games. Otherwise I'm matched with retards.
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>>160636034
That's what I've been saying. Jumping does something weird with the head hitbox and makes headshots way more likely.

You're still a turd Enumbre.
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>>160635939
>"BUT MUH ANIMATION WAS STILL GOING ON"

Fuck dude, hitting it in those last few frames where it's technically not reflecting makes me wet every time.

Same goes for the hook landing right when the sword animation finishes coming out.
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>>160636045
she doesnt even exist
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>>160636034
How do I McCree better
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>>160636034
You told me we'd play more HotS, then you deleted me.
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>>160636132
???
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>>160636104
I don't think it's anything to do with hitboxes, it's just that there's no air control or aircrouching in this game. Jumping gives your enemy a ~500ms window to aim and click on a target whose trajectory is 100% predictable.

And 500ms is a lot senpai
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Post yfw
>PINNED
and heading towards cliff
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>>160636210
Isn't this why Scouts in pro tf2 don't actually double jump, because it puts them on a set trajectory making it easier for Snipers to headshot them
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How can I stop getting aroused by other player?
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>>160633045
mercy <3
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>>160625554
>all these direct, non-parody references to anime and games
>boritos
>Mtn Brew
For what purpose?
>>
Homeless old woman who injects strange needles into allies and enemies
>>
why is tracer so fun lads
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>>160635829
I solo-ult people all the time. It won't get Play of the Game, but if I know I can win the point with one button press, I'm going to do it.

Consider it a compliment.
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>>160636472
im ok with this
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>>160636325
>Snipers in competitive tf2

you mean the class that gets picked solely for trying to cheese pick the enemy medic at last and who instantly suicides if the enemy is aware you're running sniper?
>>
what are the rules of comp tf2?
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>>160636325
More so soldiers for the airshots.
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>Zarya lands the shield at the last second
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>>160636187
I got the oni skin while you were offline senpai, then I deleted HotS posthaste. Would never play that game for fun.

>>160636167

1) Get a big mousepad and a low sensitivity. Buy a good mouse, ideally one with the PMW3366 sensor (g502, g403, gpro, etc.) PMW3360 is the next best. DO NOT BUY RAZER OR ZOWIE. They use last-generation PMW3310 sensors on hacked together firmware that results in tracking errors like pic related.

2) Get 144hz if you can afford it, get a 200hz CRT monitor for $10 from your local pawn shop if you can't. Print out model numbers for 200hz capable CRTs and bring it with you.

3) Try to train your vision. Really tunnel vision hard as fuck at what you're shooting at. Don't shoot unless you're confident it will hit, or else you'll fall into the habit of missing. Even if that means shooting once every 2-3 seconds.
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>>160636653
What do you mean
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what if Sombra got extra damage against whoever she hacked? or the hack also slows them? would she not be complete shit
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>>160636763
Sombra is not a DPS.
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Ana is still overpowered.
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>>160636762
just the basic rules
X amount of y class
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>>160635683
Guess people are scared of old women. They don't even have to make her saggy, just gimme something with that cute old mug and pony tail
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>>160636827
well she's not anything at this point but trash
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>>160636210
http://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/a178485.pdf "Visual Acuity and Reaction Time in Navy Fighter Pilots"
>Simple reaction times ranged from 143 to 461 msec, with a mean of 223 msec (SD = 0.055).

Enumbre is 4 deviations faster reacting than fighter pilots.
Mo wonder he can have such retarded aiming style and still be grandmaster, he's literally playing games on easy mode.
This kind of pisses me off, i wonder what i could do with a 179ms reaction time. A lot more than make webms that's for sure.
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>>160636831
and mei is still antifun.
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>>160636553
Yo you got a link to the uncensored version of this?
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Why are some people so terrified of moving forwards? D.Va players who run away when they take any fire at all, despite being healed by Ana and having 600 hp and matrix, Rein players who just shield at a choke and NEVER push...

What the fuck do these people do?
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>>160636719
What's the word on the ADNS9500 sensor?

Can't find too much about it.
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>>160636831
That's entirely Blizzard's fault for letting a kit as overloaded as hers get by testing
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>>160636970
Google tells me it's an old sensor, I know nothing else about it.
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What's he saying????
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>>160632238
If you don't like it then why don't YOU play healer? Or are you the type that only plays DPS, just like the anon you're deriding?
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>>160636886
each team can only run two of the same class, with the exceptions being demo and medic, which are only one per team

that's in 6v6 which is the only competitive mode that matters

highlander is 9v9, only one of each classes (hence the name, there can be only one)

4v4 is dumb and I don't know the rules
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>>160636904
>good reaction time will make you have good aim

This is a fun & creative meemee. I applaud your efforts
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>>160636719
Thanks m8. Hopefully I don't run into you in 1v1 again though because that 5-2 loss was enough.
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>>160636960
http://arhoangel.tumblr.com/tagged/ana
scroll down
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>>160636904
ok enumbre
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>>160637047
>>160636719

why don't mice companies advertise with charts like this?

i'd have bought a g502 if i'd seen these last month
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>>160637215
God bless
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>>160634552
Blizzard hates Pharah, not even the shitters who creamed their pants about being able to stay in the air the whole game can say she's viable because of how strong S76 is now.
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>>160636893
It might take a while before people realize how to fit her into a team comp. She can't replacing one of your two DPS, so she'll be replacing a tank or support in the standard 2/2/2.

On a control map, we had a Sombra replace our second support. We had a Winston, Genji and Pharah who were using Sombra's health packs constantly, and the team generally tried having fights out of areas that had hacked health kits.

Her healing was something like 2700 at the end of the quick play, which isn't bad. About 70% of what a Zenyatta would put out.
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guys. new season when.. feels bad i cant play with my friends. :(
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>>160637069
freeze dont move
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What's the best way to get the known story so far? There a condensed video or is it just random bits and pieces here and there?
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>>160637069
>What's he saying????
[토러]: 요룻국사람이네

[토러]: 미진매국노섀키네

[토러]: 매국노한테 짙순없다시바꺼
[토러]: 뭐칵매국노

[토러]: 안대 매국노한테 짙순없어
[토례:휙킹!!!

[토러]: 매국노한테 지다니
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>>160637418
Everything canon-related is on the game's website.
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>>160635372
I don't have much interest in playing heal

I'm going to try everyone and see who I like

>>160635519
>>160635884
okay, thanks guys

I want to get good with Dva

>>160635816
cool thanks meng

wow vg is so much more friendly than v
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does anyone else like to pick on """""""""""competitive""""""""""" Overwatch players irl?
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>>160637069
i have d.va locked up in my basement, she's yours if you pay me one mirrion dorras.
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Arm or wrist aiming?
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>>160637418
Story?
the game is non canonical, the ages are FUCKED and the lore is illogical besides first strike was canceled
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>>160637563
does Zarya puts on 4 scoops ?
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>>160637587
Arm for huge turns, wrist for minor adjustments.
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Who else here is saving their boxes for Christmas? Actually looking forward to it this year because of it.
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I am in love with Bastion
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>>160637418
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>>160637467
>>160637069
>매국노
>매국노
>매국노
>매국노
>매국노
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/매국노
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>Hey seasons almost over may as well play comp since it won't matter anymore
>Start of defense.
>Team is completely useless until we finally pull it together near the tail end of the second point on Dorado.
>Our turn to attack
>Someone picks fucking Bastion
>We get absolutely raped.
>Don't even push the payload to the arch

I hope Season 3 scatters these retards across bronze tier.
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>>160637924

Boxes are rolled the moment they're dropped and you know that.
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Random party invite story:
>Guy invites me to party
>We both join group chat
"Hey, I'm down for anything but comp"
>Rating is 1337, whatever, I like leet
>He queues us for comp
>He gets on voice
"You down for comp?"
>Right click on profile to leave group
>UI disappears
>take a deep breath
>Comp vs screen
>Alt+F4 23 consecutive times
>Game finally understands and gives me the warning screen
>Hit "Y" faster than I could process the information on the screen
>log back in
>SR hit significantly
:'3
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>>160637924
>Who else here is saving their boxes for Christmas?
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>>160637935
That's great, anon. I'm happy for you.
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>>160632128
>FredWeasleyDyesHisHairAndCosplays.png
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>>160638008
I know, it's just for the fun of opening them on Christmas
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>>160637605
Cancelled for the upcoming Netflix series. A man can dream.
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>>160637935
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>>160638152
>implying that a netflix serie would be any good
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>>160636719
How do you feel about the Soldier buffs? Do you think he stole McCree's job, or is McCree still better in grandmaster ranks?
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>play Mercy because I want to lose
>when I watch Pharah die she screams "Pharah!"
what is this blatant shipper bullshit?
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>>160638352
>thinking chu would allow that to happen
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Which girl is actually addicted to anal?

Actually, which girls have which fetishes?
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>>160638352
Nice bait
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>>160638351
Soldier is better on Numbani and other longer-ranged maps. Soldier is also more consistent damage, so I expect he'll be used more in tournaments. In high level matches you can lose because your Mccree missed 2 or 3 shots, since more of his eggs are in each basket, so to speak.

McCree still has higher potential, Soldier just can't backpack a team with headshots in the way McCree can. I think they're fairly equal, it's just that one is more risk for more reward.
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>>160638487
please delete this post
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>attacking Kings Row
>playing Sombra
>team is about to cap the point
>go invisible to check the other side of the arch for enemies
>Mercy charging in alone
>hack her
>she had her ult
>she tries to get to the point anyway
>gets shredded
Sombra is fun
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>muh sassy latina hacker
>muh edgy latino shotgunner
>muh angelic swiss medic
>muh grizzled old american war veteran
>muh japenese cyborg ninja
>muh honourable japanese archer
>muh butch weightlifting russian
>muh burly german machoman
>muh spunky english pilot
>muh ptsd robot
>muh slippery french assassin

>people actually think blizzard writing is good
>mfw
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>>160637316
>76 in every game
>Kills almost as fast as McCree with pre-nerf discord orb
>With 75% longer max damage range
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>>160638352
Almost as bad as this blatant shipper bullshit:
https://youtu.be/FD8rXr2cxAs
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>>160638574
>people actually think blizzard writing is good
Nobody thinks Overwatch has good writing though.
Its just GI Joe with extra nationalities
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>getting called cheater/hacker when playing against low levels (1-15)

STOP STANDING STILL JESUS CHRIST
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>>160638352
>Play Mercy because I genuinely enjoy healing more than doing damage
>Do decently more often than not
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>>160638531
It's not bait, it literally just happened.
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>>160638562
>not sexualizing the cast
widowmaker likes anal. But only pegging.
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>>160638681
I was gonna say TF2 with different genders.
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>>160638738
at the end you are just a dumpster for cum
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>Hanzo kills Genji
>I'm so alone :(

>Genji returns
>lol fuck off Omnic scum
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Why the fuck do people insist on playing Lucio in 3v3?
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>>160638750
video or it didn't happen
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>>160636719
Thanks for the tip about the mouse, been wanting to get a new one and I'll make sure it has that particular sensor
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>Playing Zarya
>have amazing pocket Mercy
>almost never die thanks to her
>almost always at 100%
>mow through the enemy on Eichenwalde
>get meh potg
>vote for mercy
>4 votes
>one asshat votes for me
>Mercy now thinks I voted for myself
>don't get blowjob now
Goddamn it, don't do that
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>>160638870
>Why the fuck do people insist on playing 3v3?
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>>160638882
I don't video tape my games, just play Mercy when there's a pharah and hang around her the entire time to see it happen
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>>160638870
Speed boost and fuck them by surprise
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>>160638963
>don't get blowjob now
kek
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>>160638870
Among the supports Ana is the only acceptable choice.
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>>160637924
Don't worry anon, you're not alone

Although I do it to open them at the start of an event to see how much munnies I can make, and then use that for event skins
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>matched with a duo-queue
>both DPS mains
>both lock DPS
>both are shit
Wow
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>>160638178
What happens when she goes into turret mode?
>shift
>*sounds of bones breaking and flesh ripping*
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>>160639138
>tfw no friends
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>>160637924
The loot boxes wont carry over to the christmas event, those loot boxes will count as normal ones

I'd recommend doing a big opening and try to get boatloads of dosh to spend on the skins
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>>160638352
>Implying Chu would let anyone other than Genji talk to Mercy

Now that we're on the subject, I don't know wether it was just a bug or not but I was playing Pharah and there was a Mercy on spawn and she said the same old "Keep the sky clear for me" to me but I never heard Pharah reply with the usual "Let's keep the sky clear together"
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>>160638818
>Play healer because I genuinely like healing more than doing damage
>Everyone calls you a heal slut because of it and that you are a dumpster for cum
>Tell them that you enjoy healing and that you aren't just doing it to be a heal slut
>I'm gay and submissive
>I love cocks and I love cum

I cannot be rid of this heal slut meme, but at least I don't ride dildos or masturbate when I play healer or anything.
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>>160639150
even hotter
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>>160639223
I've heard those too. Those are new added lines along with the Pharah! line. It's not a bug retard.
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>play with people who have stars
>still don't know how to kill mercy to stop her from ulting
Hol up, I thought people who owned this game were BETTER than the F2Ps
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>>160638352
Or, you know, Pharah is the original kid sister of Overwatch and all the older members still treat her as such.
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>>160638178
dafuq
that anatomy
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>>160639248
>LUL HEALSLUTS AMIRITE

I wish this meme would end too

It's only started because of GURL GAMURS who cant aim for shit so they resort to healing people as mercy
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>>160639248
well you should try to
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>>160639150
No, she just goes face down ass up.

>>160639014
I'm angry, and what's worse, this boner won't go away.
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So what's the 3v3 meta
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>>160639006
That's a very nice try to trick people into playing mercy, but nah, i'm gonna pass
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>>160639223
Probably another bug or something like how that exchange wasn't happening at all for a while. I wonder if there are any other ones that get bugged because the Pharah/Mercy ones are the only ones I hear about not working.
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>>160639431
ana
roadhog
soldier 76
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>>160639138
>Trio queue
>We all pick DPS because already tilted from a loss streak
>The randoms give up before the match starts
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>>160639431

Ana/roadhog

Then a damage character. It can be mccree, s76, widow
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>>160638352
Everyone knows Fareeha must be protected.
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>>160639248
I can enjoy supporting too, it's always fun to enable others
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how do you crouch on the pc version
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The Junkrat shitposter is LITERALLY gold
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>>160639591
You can't :^)
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>>160639591
Alt+F4
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Oh thanks bro, I didn't even know my fly was open.
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>>160639591
https://gyazo.com/a890be1bbb580c380fc301cb6b179738
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>>160639709
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>he ships two men together
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>>160639787
it's literally this
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Godamn i want sombra to get BLACKED
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Just saved a game by eating a Zarya ult with Matrix, feels good man
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>>160638816
Nah, TF2 has good writing.
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>>160639909
i want sombra to eat my dick with her downstairs lips
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>>160638574
>playing videogames for the "writing"

You're more than pathetic
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>>160639864
We need more black characters desu. Too many generic white and robot trash.
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>>160639602
Yes, anon, I am! I'm sorry that I'm not as good as everyone else here, but I've never tried to hide that, and personally I'm all right with it!
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I want to fuck soldier 76 while he lets out his anger on me for everyone turning on him
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>>160640141
I hope doomfist to be black, black like luke cage style.
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>>160640037
Tf2 is really good with anti-exposition. If you don't know what that is look it up. All the Overwatch comics I've read are filled with exposition. Show don't tell.
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>>160639586
>>160639379
I think this meme applies to Mercy only really. I never hear anyone call Lucio, Zen and Ana a heal slut even though they do the same thing.
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>>160640223
>black Doomfist beated by Monkey from moon

kek
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> Tried this boring pile of feces on first free weekend
> Played most hyped whores, all felt like TF2 downgrade
> Later my blizzslaves buddies told me that sandnigger Samus Aran is local Tribes: Ascend
Wow, maybe this game is not so shitty if it has a piece of my favorite dead game in it!
> Tried her on this free weekend
> Fixed speed
> Harmless auto-rocketjump with cooldown
> 0 physics
> Sliding down from a roof when jump on it
> Potato gun barely feels like a weapon
Why are you fags so desperate to draw attention to your shitty untergame? Is your buyer's remorse THIS strong?
It was also a huge culture shock for me to realize how SJW this game is. Even fucking AI-announcer has kebab accent.
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>>160640223
Top tier husbando right there
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>>160640267
that's because mercy is nothing but a babysitter. might as well suck the cocks of the clients as extra service.
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>>160640340
What are you implying
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>Playing Zarya on anubis
>steamrolling enemy
>up until Mercy comes from behind a wall and rezzes
>This happens 4 more times
>I've been the only one attacking her
>have beam focused on her for 5 seconds, and still doesn't die
>have 2 dps on our team including 76
>have gold for elims, damage, and objective kills
>get potg for killing 4 guys in succession with it ending right when Mercy comes out of spawn and rezzes
>Sombra instalocker leaves
>get 4 votes on my high energy card
I really thought i'd be worried about f2ps this weekend, but all I really have to worry about is the usual shitters
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>>160640406
That's exactly what Lucio and Ana do too, though.
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>>160640340
It's even worse than Reaper got beaten two times. I mean we know doomfist 2 could level a skyscrapper. Winston is just really strong lore wise.
Genji too dude can cut arrows and probably bullets mid air.
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>>160640390
>tf2babby jealous because his game is dead
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>>160640421
guess >:^D
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>>160640267
Lucio is obviously a twink though, he'll definitely be one of the gay characters.
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>>160640390
cool

Go play other games then, if it's such a worthless game why waste your time writing that post?
Are you really so empty you have nothing else to do?
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>>160640390
How does Soldier utilize physics?
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>>160640390
__________(You)
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HOW MANY TIMES CAN I PLAY THAT FUCKING ILIOS
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>>160640390
>AI has kebak accent
wot
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>>160640390
>tf2
>league image

No surprises here
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how do you recover from this?
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Winston is the smartest right?
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>>160640390
You can increase your speed by a huge margin if you actually shoot your feet before you shift.

Alongside using her e to keep you in air longer or throw you further from walls and shit.

I mean, if you're bad and don't try things on a character for more than 30 seconds maybe you should go back to your dead game.
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>>160640780
Start playing Battleborn instead.
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>>160640762
what anime
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>>160640780
>gold damage
>gold elims
>gold objective time
>as a tank
>>>>>>>>Matched with people of similar skill
Yes, because I should have all the medals the DPS should have a steady hold on
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>get +400 pts in one day
>sudden losestreak with people who doesn't know what objective is
>chimp out and only play torbjorn and sombra
am i good person
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"H-hey Tracer can I look at your chrono accelerator?"

Winston x Tracer confirmed?
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someone post straight lewds

>>160640390
You're the cumshot your mother shouldve swallowed
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>>160640390
>It was also a huge culture shock for me to realize how SJW this game is. Even fucking AI-announcer has kebab accent.

Why do people keep saying this bullshit?

>all female characters except for one dresses like a slut
>generic humans vs robots plotline that's been used for ages
>one of the females is a brainwashed assassin, the other is racist

>BUT WAIT THERE'S THIS HAIRCUT ON ONE CHARACTER FUCKING SJW REEEE
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Can someone post that hilariously uninspired new hero from Battleborn?
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After making a smurf account and playing with low levels, it really feels like how the game was meant to be played. No double tank double healer meta, no ult stacking, no one big teamfight. People picked whatever they want and used the entire map as their battlefield.
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>>160640390
Hey bro you can also try Paladins™ of the Realm made by the same company responsible for Tribes! It also has a rocket character, try it!
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>>160628975
[X] feed eggs to
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>>160640869
Boku no semen demon
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>>160640789
Either him or toblerone. Didn't he invent the omnics?
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>>160640970
I think she's had enough eggs already
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>>160640909
None of the female characters fit the perfect submissive house wife.
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>>160640907
>76 x hana
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QUICK

WHICH OVERWATCH GRILL HAS THE BEST FEET
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>>160640390
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finally got oni genji skin and it didn't even take that long
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>>160641083
Mei
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>>160628975
Fuck her till i'm out of cum
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>>160640780
Overwatch social media is brutal man.
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Post lewdhardt
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>>160641083
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>>160641047

> not wanting to be married to a strong, sexy, independent woman who is tough but beautiful and sweet

> not wanting to spoon lovingly with Pharah
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>>160640869
Candy Titties
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>>160641061
>Undertale
How about you stop existing
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Anyone else getting this weird glitch where they keep getting incompetent morons on their team?
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>>160641178
*leans over* owo
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>>160641271
>>160640780
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>>160641178
What is this McHanzo shit?
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>>160641083
Sombra, she was literally made to have people fuck her dirty soles

>>160641271
That's a feature.
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>>160641061
>undertale
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>>160641338
Shipping
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>>160641271

I keep getting stary in my comp games

I legit might uninstall because of this.
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>>160641338
McCree/Hanzo shipping bullshit
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>>160641178
>tfw you'll never get paid to shitpost

>>160641338
Homo shit
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>>160641336
>blizzard has admitted they fucked up the ratings
>taking that as anything other than good banter
It was good bants, but when I'm in ~3200-3300, I expect the people on my team to at least be good enough to put up a fight, not have a Junkrat on defense and all that bullshit
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>>160641302

>>160641338
tumblr shit ship
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>>160641271
Yeah, and the weirdest thing is they always say "shit team"
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>>160640907
Got you nigger
>>
>3v3
>Decide to play Ana to keep my team alive for more than 30 seconds.
>Enemy team has a Roadhog. God forbid if a Roadhog isn't in a 3v3.
>Our Roadhog tries to take him head on.
>Gets killed before I can even attempt to heal him.
>Only one left.
Being alone as Ana is horrifying.
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WINKY FACE
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>>160640223
>>160640402
>he expects the next brown husbando to be as delicious and superior than Commander Reyes
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>>160641271

Dog, I only ever play QP but holy shit have there been complete retards online today.

> playing anubis attack
> doing well with reinie boy shielding a real fuck ton of damage
> trying to rally people behind me to take out bastion, widow, and torb jerking off in point b
> a couple enemies die because there were retards on that team too
> end up taking left side indoor path, getting boosted, and hammering down while no one fucking suspected
> i think 4 of them went down
> the rest of our team is STILL SITTING BACK AT THE MAIN ENTRANCE
> they just watch as I pummel their torb and bastion and hold out a bit with ana (who was good)
> die
> resist urge to type angrily

My god.
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>>160641493
Boring. You see this in every Hollywood movie. Bad but love able white outlaw meets white blonde girl and even though she hates him at first she starts to come around. Boring
>>160641614
Man, I have a harem of husbandos. Reyes is delicious brown but he is no BBC
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Why are these characters called Mercy, Tracer, Pharah, etc and others are just their real names
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>>160641493
DELETE THIS REE McMeme is for the tsundere archer ONLY.
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>>160641614
He's not a commander though, but i'd let him command my ass, if you know what i mean
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>>160624796
>go invisible
>kill someone
>camp till ability comes back
>repeat
I get 15 killstreaks normally that way.
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>Now have to sit there and smack D.VA with the hammer like 50 fucking times to kill her mech
She is just not fun to fight
>>
>>160641715
Code-names basically. The original squad didn't need them because they were world famous, while the younger generation wanted to sound cool.
>>
Does Mercy seem like an insufferable, no fun bitch to anyone else personality wise?
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>>160640889
you mean what roadhog can do normally?
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>>160641726
Tsundere archer is strictly into incest, so village people rejects should not apply
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>>160641623
>Playing illios
>Killing and ditracting people as Sombra
>dies after my 4th kill because of a skillfull junkrapt spam
>meanwhile my team somehow doesn't cap the point despite the space i've created
>we lost

HOW CAN PEOPLE BE THIS FUCKING DENSE
>>
>>160640907
>korean war
your pic doesn't look violent to me
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>>160641787
Why does Reyes go by Reaper now then faggot?
>>
>>160641803
No, she seems rather chipper despite all the bullshit she's been through her whole life. Immortality probably helps.
>>
>>160641726
worst pairing>>160641178
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>>160641468
They said only platinum was screwed because it has such a wide variety of skill. People who werent suppose to be there are there and people that arent are also there. Dont have link to forum post bout it tho.
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>>160641739
Commander of Blackwatch, you god damn horse.
>>
test
>>
>>160641803
I would like to say yes, but she has no personaliy to speak of
>>
>>160641915
What? Why is she immortal?
>>
>>160641928
I wish this was the default skin
>>
>>160641904
Because, storywise, the world thinks he and Jack are dead, and by using code-names and masks, they want to keep it that way.
Also because he's a fucking edgelord of course he has a code-name.
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>>160641427
how do we fight back against the meme magic?
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>>160641502

> 3v3
> enemy team has freewayboar
> i pick widow
> headshot that faggot
> team mops up

That's how ya do it. He's so slow and headshots are easy to get.
>>
Which OW character gets drunk the most
>>
>>160641614
>Reyes
>appealing
edge is ugly
>>
>>160641872
>junkrapt spam
>skillfull
>>
>>160641928
Actually fucboi he was confirmed to be in Blackwatch but nothing says he was the commander.
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>>160641868
He openly rejects him even after Genji 'forgives' him, so no.
>>160641916
I literally do not care at all, the shippy art keeps on coming regardless.
>>
>>160641996
Hasn't aged in the past decade, Mei even comments on it.
Its likely that whatever tech she uses in her staff she uses on herself.
>>
>>160642010
What is there to hide? Mccree knows Reyes is Reaper. Sombra knows Reyes is Reaper. Ana, Soldier all know Reyes is Reaper. In fact who does not know Reyes is Reaper?

McCree when he kills soldier says I thought I saw a ghost implying he think Jack is dead. Only Ana and Reaper really know soldier is jack.
>>
>>160641996
She's not. It's just a meme mercyfags repeat when they jerk off to her. She's just a regular 38 or whatever woman who took good care of herself, so amerilards who's never seen a pretty girl in their life think she's using magic to keep herself forever young
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>>160642106
>SAKE
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>>160642113
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

>>160642178
I'd love to see mercy using her staff on herself
>>
>>160642168
Well, you are a tumblr retard so it is to be expected.
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>>160642110
What a shitty taste you have, senpai

>>160642168
>'i have no idea what tsundre means' the post

Ok
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>>160642125
Shut up, hoe.
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>>160642273
>I'd love to see mercy using her staff on herself
for sexual purposes?
>>
>blizzard anti-cheat activates in comp
>logs you out of comp
>you log back in
>no more voice
>You must exit the client to restore voice ban
:'3
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>Playing Mercy
>Nepal, the one with the cage on the point
>Middle of the match we get team wiped
>Walking out of the spawn doors
>4 players going right, including our tanks and most DPS to fight on the high ground
>McCree is saying "Let's take the objective!" and going to the left all by himself

I'm torn on decisions like this. I focus on objectives very heavily, but when 4 of the team are going to the right to fight, they're going to need their only healer.
But the McCree going left, is actually doing the objective and could use support to heal and possibly take the objective.

Which path should I go in moments like this?
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>>160642470
glad to see my reports do something
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>>160642330
The wiki doesn't actually have a source for that claim though if you look.
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>>160640614
>if it's such a worthless game why waste your time writing that post?
Because shitposting on /v/ is much more entertaining than playing this shit ofc. Getting (you)s is better than getting cancer.
>>
>>160642504
Go with the team, you have 4 people potentially protecting you instead of just a mcree
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>>160642504
McCree. The other 4 can take care of themselves, but keeping him alive can at least somewhat ensure that you could take the point.
Also, Mercy is very mobile on Nepal anyways. Wouldn't be too difficult to fly over to the others.
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>>160642542
The art book says Reyes was the commander of Blackwatch.
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>>160642125
You're literally retarded.
>>
New
>>160642926
>>160642926
>>160642926
>>160642926
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>>160642579
>/v/
kys
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>>160640780
rekt
>>
>>160641083
Mercy, Pharah or D.Va because they walk the least
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>>160642504
This is some silver tier shit right here senpai.
>>
i don't get it
I went from 2850 to 2950 in like 5 matches
Then went down from 2950 to 2850 in 3
The fuck is wrong with this system
>>
>>160632474
>i went 5-5
>although one loss had a leaver and one i gpt d/c'd 10 sec into it for an auto loss
>placed in plat still
>>
>>160632981
so that's what Jamie Kennedy has been reduced to
>>
>>160643424
Diamond but Quick Play
>>
>>160624105
Is this that autistic lady who covered herself in peanut butter?
>>
>>160641271
>incompetent morons
>same or close to same skill level as you
>>
>Kicked for inactivity
>Can't rejoin

Blizzard are you retarded?
>>
>>160625121
3/5 from every box WILL be a dupe or money. I opened 10 boxes just now, saved em all up! 3/5 were ALWAYS dupe or money.
>>
>>160628864
do you have cancer? Bedridden? Are you going to die soon Anon?
>>
What are the stats that matter for a dps player? Because apparently gold medals dont matter and i need an accurate reading on what i did good on/where i need to improve.
>>
What MOBA abilites/kit would you want to see in a new hero
>>
>>160624105
mercy?
>>
>Playing 1v1
>Final match no matter who wins
>We're both Zarya
>Just barely win
>Guy rages at me in chat
>Say gg
>He actually fucking threatens to murder me
Jesus, why are there so many autists on this game?
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>>160658191
I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU
>>
>>160658191
Because they have more invested in their games than they do in any other aspect of their lives.
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>>160630769
attention whore
>>
reminder that if you dont have a healer in your top 5 most played you're fucking worthless
>>
>>160662064
What if it's mercy though?
>>
Is 4chan down or is this thread just dead
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>>160665865
oh, we moved
other threads are just as dead though
>>
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