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Previous:
way too fucking early so here have some waifu
Anyone for HotS farm for Oni Genji Skin?
Mrbungle#2998
Have Sylvanas for fast wins
Previous thread: >>160583041
Widowmaker is puirple
This thread is for beautiful pure caramel girls only
posting in inferior thread
>>160598689
No, YOU'RE purple!
>mfw if they don't buff symmetra main weapon and keep her dependent on some shitty turrets
>>160598751
>hots right now
When will they change the menu hero bsack to a random one? This is getting real fucking old seeing the same disgusting hero design over and over and it just ruins the mood for a game every time.
>>160599150
In a week or so. Same happened during Ana update. Just wait a bit more till the sombra hype calms down.
When are they going to buff the other Offensive heroes to 76's level?
"soldier is OP" but cant cancel ults?? not OP, not even viable in my opinion. Mcree is just better in every FUCKING way.
soldier is now as good as mcree dmg-wise but id chose a good mcree ten out of ten times instead of a fucking soldier.
GOD DAMNIT REINHARDT!
>team getting destroyed 0-2 on koth
>teammate finally goes rein with me as ana
>what a surprise, we do well when i just pocket him
>switches from rein to zarya on the last map
>literally does nothing but run in alone
>loses and blames the team for not helping him
??
>steamroll attack
>match gets cancelled
fuck off, matches shouldn't be allowed to get cancelled after first point is taken.
>>160598751
>that perfect skin color and body
Why is Soldier allowed to be this good? Only tanks should be allowed to kill people fast!
Reinhardt charge insta-killing and Roadhog hook combo insta-killing is fine by me, but Soldier being able to do a quick burst + missiles to kill is UNACCEPTABLE!
Hana
>>160599526
just deflect it
>>160598402
>>160598402
use this first since it was created earlier
>>160597921
>>160597921
>>160597921
>>160599114
after this genji skin expires, don't know how they're gonna keep that game alive.
>>160597921
>>160597921
>>160597921
>>160597921
earlier thread
>>160598752
they are both equally shit and dead, so who cares.
Here's a shota husbando to make it a little less unbearable
>>160599602
>>160599613
your thread is gay go away
>>160599543
Hanbok D.Va when
>>160599526
Soldier is overhyped as fuck and only viable with ana, his abilities do nothing that can possibly impact the outcome of a teamfight.
So I just started playing the game again after almost 5 months since it's free on PS4 and I'm currently getting over been bedridden. Holy shit this game is still a fucking blast to play! Sombra is fucking amazing! The new Arcade mode is great! Everything is beautiful and I'm in love again. I just have a few really important questions though.
After a long Overwatch match, would you rather bury your face between:
>Widowmaker's hot, sweaty ass
>Tracer's cute, sweaty feet
>Mei's Awesome, sweaty breasts?
Also I hear they are going to be announcing who the gay character(s) is/are. Why? Who?
>>160599602
>>160599613
That one is too autistic.
>>160598402
Jamison Fawkes!
>>160599602
>>160599613
>faggots triggered that their early shit thread is dead
I can't find the Sombra SFM
>teammate doesn't realize they're being healed
>desperately searches for a health kit at full health
just another day in gold
>>160599602
>>160599613
That one is bad, though.
>>160599523
Perfect forlicking
Is picking Torb a reportable offense?
>>160599697
when you work for blizzard and make it
>>160599602
>>160599613
try being less autistic next time
>they STILL haven't fixed the mercy res under Eichenwalde bridge
How incompetent can you be blizzard
had to push last 10 meters 4v6
>>160599909
what's the bug?
>play free weekend
>dominate everyone, even players who are high level
the good players aren't even playing the game heh. embarrassing
>>160599543
Everyone knows that D.va wants Genji's robocock (which belongs to Mercy).
>>160598751
She has the cutest smile
What do your statistics look like for your favorite hero, /owg/?
>1v1 Genji vs Soldier
Who should win?
>>160599994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPSEdZR9WnU
you get stuck if ressed after dying from falling down
>>160598751
No where is the blue?
>>160598402
I want to hug the smug.
>>160598751
Best
>>160600020
Too bad she belongs to tracer.
>>160599697
>>160599902
Cutest girl. They've done a great job there.
>>160600076
>posting quick play stats
can't believe i even considered replying
>enemy play torb
>teammates always ignore it
>one sentry enough to solo all 6 of us
>be torb
>sentry gets destroyed before I even put it down
teach me to git gud with this dwarfman
>Mfw I have every health pack on the KotH level locked down because the enemy Sombra is retarded.
>>160599909
it's just blizzard's passive aggressive way of saying "mercy is shit, don't fucking pick her, you brain dead mongoloids"
let's mix up this waifu fagging with some of the dankest reaper memes around
give them and no-one gets hurt
>>160600182
She's perfect.
>>160600219
Whoops, my bad, hadn't even known there was a second tab.
>>160600102
Soldier at all ranges.
>>160600282
reaper's memes are the best
>>160600076
pretty ok i think
I'd post competitive stats but I rarely play competitive and the few times I did, I only got to play Mei like twice.
>reaper says he carried
>>160600076
Like shit sadly
>>160600076
Gimme those buffs.
>>160600117
Caramel > Blue
>>160600282
fuck off gabe
>>160600282
can't get enough of best boy
>when your team willingly throws the game by choosing a horrendous comp despite telling your team why it's bad, what we need, and offering to play anything
>>160599902
>korean art designer works for OW
>no traditional design for D.Va
sad
I have to confess I like Show your support because I can play Attack Symm and don't need an excuse
>>160600462
is that a pro symmetra
>>160600340
worst genji eu reporting in
The Origins Edition is now $23 if you buy the game on an Argentina Battle.Net account. It's usually $26 for the regular copy.
You can probably gift these although I haven't done it. If you want a smurf account well there you go.
>>160600282
>>160600468
why
>>160600232
only play him against clinical retards otherwise he's dead weight,
your ult can turn a 1v1 around easily,
learn the arc of your m1,
don't forget your m2,
you turret is there for deterring flankers,
try to keep some armour packs in case of emergencys
>>160600139
First the french lady, then korean girl
>>160600282
>still not nerfed or buffed
what's his secret
>>160600463
Superior blue > inferior brown
An objective fact.
>>160600590
Not worst, just average.
So not releasing First Strike pretty much BTFO of all R76 and Ana76 fags didn't it?
I guess it's for the best.
>>160600620
gee i'm sorry gabe i'm not that good with death-threats
>>160600493
they aren't friends
they're just forced to work with each other because some higher-up- Talon thinks it's funny to see her fail
>damn it Widowmaker, you failed again
>It's not my fault it was my teammates
I think Sombra, Reaper and Widow in 3 vs 3 would probably get roasted
>>160600613
>reaper vore
i could probably get behind it, even though vore is disgusting
>>160600605
>359 ARS
wew that's rough.
>>160600282
Why not both?
You're going to come with me
I wish Hana Song was real
>>160600706
>tfw AnaxReinhardt is going to be canon
>>160600076
My only redeeming quality is my ability to land headshots.
>>160600282
>he studied fashion before the war
>climb from 2.3 to 2.8
>literally +500 mmr with 48% winrate
either stats are retarded or the mmr system is
>>160600076
I mostly just do nothing and win more than I lose anyway.
Thanks Quick play.
>>160600282
>waifu OP
>single gabe-posters evolved into memes
ur the best
>>160600305
She stinks
>>160599698
He's great if the other team don't have a good team comp
Daily reminder that quick play winrate is worthless because won fill-in matches count and lost don't
>>160600961
>doritos smell is stinky
kys senpai
>>160600994
>it's a free weekend player tries to fit in by posting reddit memes episode
>>160600282
not even bait gets this many (you)'s LUL
>>160600931
sleep tight reap tight
>>160600706
No, it only btfo'd november-anon who was oh so sure that the gayness of his pet ship was gonna be revealed in that comic and acted like an obnoxious fag about it. The reasonable homo-brosand superior threesome brosare just gonna continue shipping like nothing happened
>>160600282
>>160600663
lmao @ how wrong you are
>>160600787
If I get a Mercy on my team I bully her into the corner and spam this at her :3
>3 stack of plat shitters start bitching all game about switching
>"im top 30 soldier switch off"
>he goes soldier
>literally gets 0 elims in an entire 3 minute defense
>other plat shitter asks a guy who i've queued into for the past 3 games and who raped as genji to switch off
>literally 2 elims the entire game
>>160600663
I want blueberry posters to go
>>160600931
he's not alone. I'm posting gabi-memes as fast as I can, mate
>>160600282
>>160600076
>>160600663
I like both
>>160601256
the more the merrier my dank dude
>>160601112
>November anon is now the boogy man
Christ you idiots are insecure.
>no one switched
>we won
>>160600840
wew u r bad
>>160601623
>quick play
absolutely nobody gives a shit
>>160600738
>thinking that's vore
Oh sweet summer child...
>>160601623
It seems like every single game is this exact same comp.
>>160597606
>you are disgusting and in need of help because you think about kissing girls when masturbating
What?
>>160601623
>quickplay
>>160601782
>>160601682
Salty fags who got BTFO in QP by a meme comp detected.
>>160600282
>>160601837
>implying anyone worth talking to takes quick games seriously
you might actually be retarded
>tfw keep getting matched with people i talked shit to before
it's pretty awkward
Haven't been able to play in like 3 weeks so I haven't got the chance to play much sombra.
What are the general strats with her? I've been doing the thing where you throw your beacon on a health pack and the run out invisible to kill some people and the teleport back. It works ok I guess but theres gotta be more to her than that.
>guy thats 2600 picks sombra for 2 koth matches when we needed a healer
>leaves in the third match
>have 4 golds as winston
epic
Hey mister, what are you looking at? Pass the ball, will ya? and maybe we'll let you play with us!
>>160601947
showing some manners once in a while doesn't hurt you know.
>>160602032
general strat in competitive seems to be not playing her
>>160602048
this ball?
>>160602032
Please don't play Sombra.
>>160601837
QP doesn't matter bruh, you can go aggressive flanker bastion, killdozer, attack symmetra, etc and win.
>>160602192
>killdozer
wat
>>160602053
I tbag everyone and type "lol" after I stomp someone just so I tilt them and they play worse.
>>160601590
it's ok, november-anon, it's ok. In a year this general will be overrun with newfags so no one will even remember the embarrassment you went throughexcept me
here's a tip to getting free lootboxes:
>join 1v1
>win a round
>tbag furiously
enemy is guaranteed to leave after a maximum of three rounds
doesn't work if you are trash
anyone want to play qp with me, you wont even know i'm there
DeadlyKitten#128372
>free weekend
>AND %40 off
WTF IS THIS GAME DYING ALREADY ?
>>160600787
How can one person be this autistic?
Poor girl.
>>160600787
I want tocuddle her
>>160602260
bastion and torbjorn on the payload
>>160602048
is that shota lucio or shota reyes?
>>160602151
That's a paper lamp you dumb Jap slut.
>>160602434
that works all they way up to masters because people lock their heroes at the start of the round and won't switch until the last minute
so if they don't have any counters at the start, you may as well sit on the payload until the last point
So this is too far right? Should I just stick to ps4?
>>160602421
Stop calling her autistic, she's just very shy and has trouble not spilling her spaghetti.
>>160601837
>talking about team composition on quickplay
haha nice meme sir!
>>160602535
well it looks like a ball, ok? Please don't bully
>>160601112
>superior threesome bros
Everybody laugh at this literal cuck.
>>160602560
yes
>>160600282
can't believe this hasn't been posted yet
>>160602674
brb uninstalling
>>160602075
>>160602172
so shes that awful huh?
just from playing her in qp I felt she was mediocre but I figured I just wasnt playing her right. I felt that at her effective range I would much rather play reaper.
>>160600282
My favorite
>>160598751
What's the best Pharah skin and why is it Emerald + Golden weapon
Hello, we are the most overpowered characters in Overwatch
>>160600931
Sleep tight reap tight
>>160602790
she's good in a coordinated team where other people aren't garbage, since she's a heavy ulitily hero
probably good in 6stacks
>>160602304
>he thinks I'm november-anon
I'm sure no one will want to remember you embarrassing posts either fag lord
>>160602870
fuck off reddit
>>160602934
well I'm a plat shitter who only solo q so I guess I'll just stick to reapy
>>160602852
I use Anubis and golden gun, I might mix it up though.
>>160603071
i just had a game on Lijang where we lost the first round 80% to 100 with a (good) sombra on our team
then the other dps sperged out about useless sombra and proceeded to half afk next 2 rounds
so yeah, that's one more reason not to play her
>>160598402
what are these kinds of images called?
>get a grandmaster in a match
>focus only on bullying them
>works wonderfully
>team decides it's the perfect moment to disconnect/switch off a crucial role/afk in spawn/throw the game
>>160602870
Cancerous is the word you might be looking for.
>>160603047
This entire game is reddit as fuck
>attacking Hanamura
>enemy has three tanks
>DEFEAT
>"teammate has switched to Reaper"
Every time.
>>160602670
>cuck
>not the one receiving both the dick and the pussy or both dick depending
you a such a low-test best, mate
someone explain to me why I can't even click on bodies when playing mccree at 30 fps but can easily click heads at 60 fpstfw must cap my framerate at 30 fps because more than 30 gives my toaster a bsod
>>160603650
>playing at sub 60
>>160603597
>low-test best
well, that came out wrong
>>160600006
the skill ceiling in hero shooters isn't very high, a noob can catch up to a beta player pretty quick, characters don't have a lot of depth and mastery to learn
>>160603650
With everything below 60 fpsyou can't focus on the gameplay at all, you just have feelings of killing yourself
>>160602804
>giving me me3 nam flashbacks
now why would you do that to me?
>try free weekend
>its literally riddled with people unable to press WASD and attack at the same time
Okay, I doubt this is any different than TF2.
>>160600282
>>160603723
I'm convinced that threesome fag is actually a ana76 fag who been shitposting passive aggressively. He seems angry enough for some reason.
>twelve thousand gold medals
>three million percent kill participation
>infinite killstreak
>objective kills card
How quick is the soldier nerf coming? These whiny McLeftClick bitches won't let any hero get close to knocking him off his pedastal.
>>160604098
this game tends to favor people who focus on the objective and not trying to go for kills like in cod
>Route 66 Comp
>Pick soldier
>Steamroll first round
>Steamroll second
>"Get ready for this 76 POTG plebs"
>A tsunami of salt showers over me as I get POTM
It feels good being able to get shit done with my main again
>teammate is a complete retard just running in alone
>check his profile
>hes 2630
>532 quick play matches played
>201 comp matches in season 2 and 134 in season 1
how can you play for that fucking much and still be so goddamn stupid?
>>160604026
will you believe me that I'm the threesome fag, and also ana76 fag, reaperAna fag, AND a reaper76 fag all at the same time?I just really like all of those ships. Don't remember ever posting passive aggressively about it though, so maybe you mean someone else
>>160604202
Get ready for them nerfs, he's way too strong. I should not be able to win a 1v1 against a master McCree as a plat shitter.
>>160604282
Alcohol?
>>160604302
>McLeftClick shitters believe this
He's fine as is. Everyone who counters him still does it effectively
what are the odds of overwatch hitting $20 or less on consoles in the next 6 months? Don't have a PC so I can't get it on PC, and the free weekend is nice, but not $40 nice.
Hana is for
>2-2
>last map is the shitty inside chink one
>ana switches to winston
>mccree switches to bastion, then hanzo
>they both cry after losing
>>160604540
>Don't have a PC so I can't get it on PC
>proceeds to waste money on console
>>160598932
Her m1 is fine and shits out damage on tanks.
I've had people tell me she's OP because they don't know how to turn and shoot as a dva.
>>160604637
Yeah, because I have a console.
I don't have the money for a PC, nor will I be able to build one within a reasonable period of time.
>>160604608
Swatting. Hopefully with the officers opening fire.
>Player switched to Hanzo (was Lucio)
post yfw
Genji was a mistake
>>160604883
Maybe the team should have been useful.
>McCree's balanced because he has no mobility :^)
Just silver shitter things
Of all the buffs, annoyances, and general bullshittery in overwatch people are back to complaining about McCree?
>>160604608
kissing
>>160605293
He's the reason he's so fucked.
If they just nerfed him instead of buffing soldier everything would've been fine
>>160605008
hanzo plz go. Genji is best Shimada
>>160605338
>nerf Genji's only counter
Nice meme.
>>160605338
there are way more problems with OW than Mcree
that feel when pharah is becoming too easy
>>160605437
>Winston doesn't exist
>do 4 dps because fuck instalockers dps
>win
god diamond is a wonderful place
Best Zentattatta skin.
Go.
>>160605497
Expound
>>160605718
Sunyatta hands down
>>160605575
Check your priorities though. The objective has bunch of bunched up enemies down there and you spam at a flying Pharah?
>>160605718
Skullyatta
Ascendant
>>160605718
or his yet unreleased human skin
>>160604302
I could already do that before the patch unless I stumbled into his flashbang.
>>160605783
kills > damage
there's no reason to do chip damage to tanks when you can remove one of their damage dealers.
PLUS they had dva on point.
When does the new map come? December?
Ana is fun as hell. I don't think I can enjoy Lucio anymore.
>>160605783
They had Dva.
>get d/c earlier
>10 minute suspension from comp
Ok that's fine.
>just got d/c again
>rejoin, but instantly got kicked for being inactive
>can't rejoin
>2 hour suspension
FUCK THIS GAME GODDAMN IT.
>>160605978
On the PTR in December then most likely live in January barring any problems.
>>160605575
>flickshotting
awful pharah
>level 700+
>gold
im dying
>>160606142
That's way too fucking long.
Jesus christ they need to do bigger content updates and more often. Absolutely retarded that we're 6+ months in and we've only gotten 1 new map, not counting the meme mode 3v3
>Be ana
>Our bastion takes literally one rocket and starts running away
>I'm healing him as he's running, he still goes around the corner to self heal literally 5 hp
>Phara walks in and fucking rapes me
>Same bastion shoots at a genji and genji reflects all his bullets
>He didnt stop shooting
>Fucking dies
>LOL CHIILLLL BRO SEASON'S ALMOST OVVVVER LOL BRO CHILL SENPAI BRO BRO SENPAI
I am SO FUCKING CLOSE to plat and these GOD DAMN FUCKING RETARDS ARE HOLDING ME BACK I'VE CLIMBED FUCKING 300 SR IN TWO FCKING DAYS CAN I GET A GOOD FUCKING TEAM FOR CHRISTS FUCKING SAKE IM SO GOD DAM NMAD
>>160604282
There are just people that don't do any research and like to base their knowledge off of mainly anecdotal shit.
These are the people that pick Sombra, have 1 or 2 good games with her and always pick her instead of providing the team another tank or healer when there are 4 dps on defense already.
>>160606225
>check his profile
>he has 700+ hours played
How can you be this bad?
hello darkness my old friend
>>160603493
I know this is just a shit meme to try and fit in but indulge me: how can a game be Reddit? What does that mean?
Is B.Va top tier now?
>>160605814
>Skullyatta
>Last day of spookyween event
>Close to leveling
>"Ok I'll play 1 game, if I don't get it in the box I'll buy it."
>Play game
>Lose
>Level up
>Event ended during the game
kill me
>>160600771
Hanzo's face there is perfect.
>>160606189
>he landed the shot
>you couldnt have
>>160606487
If it makes you feel better, you would have probably gotten 3 whites, 1 blue, all duplicates anyway.
>>160606483
top stink
>someone doesn't get the character they want
>they quit
every single time.
>>160606679
stinkbug is the stinky skin
>>160606189
Better than u xd
BELIEVE IN THE DREAM
NEVER GIVE UP
NEVER GIVE IN
>>160606663
>no retort so i'll just say you can't do it I can flick shot like an autismo too, i'm just saying it's objectively the worst way to shoot an RL in any multiplayer FPS
>>160606825
Kill yourself.
>>160606830
>i'm just saying it's objectively the worst way to shoot an RL in any multiplayer FPS
Not that guy, but why?
Legit question, I don't know shit about FPS
>>160606953
it's not.
it's equally effective IF you can land the shots.
he's just angry because he can't pull off shots like that.
>>160606769
>not knowing about stinky bee pollen
>>160606908
I think you will when our day in the light comes again. Be warned
>watch pro genji ults
>they are dashing and slashing so fast
How do they even see shit or know where they are? I can't even use his ult at all because its so disorienting.
>someone pick mercy plz
>pick mercy
>heal everyone
>heroes never die
>everyone still dies
>damn u guys suck wtf
>KOTH
>get first cap
>defend it 'til 99%
>enemy caps it during overtime
>entire team suddenly starts making terrible decisions
>never cap it back and lose the round
>>160606825
i've moved on to superior otp that has no chance of being canon anyway so I won't get my heart broken when it's not confirmed
>>160606327
Yeah, I feel like it would have been better if they honestly just held eichenwalde and released it with the other new maps at the same time. At least then it would've felt like we were really getting something.
>>160606825
idk about 76/Reaper I just wanted more story so fuck Chu for canceling regardless
I can't believe he actually thinks having a consistent story at this point matters when the timeline doesn't even make sense
>>160606953
He's shitposting
If you flick and get directs, you're a good pharah.
If you hard-predict and get directs you're a good pharah.
>>160607047
don't taint b.va with your shit fetish
>>160607104
Mercy's underpowered and there are better healer picks but playing her without a proper team is such a frustrating experience. All these times when you could heal someone if they would listen to you and stand a metre or so to the left so you can jump up to them or Genji mains who overextend, try to 6v1 and wonder why you're not pocketing them.
>>160607053
>he's back at it
That's the spirit, November-anon!
>>160607271
>play Mercy
>get solo'd by flankers and no one does anything about it
>play against Mercy
>try to gank her
>enemy team defends her like they get to fuck her after the match is over
>enemy team gets wiped
>HELDEN STERBEN NICHT
>>160607156
No here is the problem. Metzen retired. Metzen wrote the bare bones for the Overwatch lore and 76 as the main character.
Then he punches Blizzard in the gut by retiring. Chu gets shoved into the spot. He's a mediocre writer who likes shipping. He fucks up. Tosses out 138 pages of finish visual novel.
He's a fuck up.
>>160607141
Meh
>>160607318
The moment I get my hooks into more information the better though. First Strike leaves us at a dead end and with no idea if the "not Blizzard soon" story was referring to First Strike or not. I've got a feeling it might be whatever story they tell for the Winter event. And I'm 95% sure it's going to focus on Mei.
Is Sombra good yet?
>when the matchmaking in QP is so bad you can win a KotH with a Symmetra
Did Blizzard explain why they are sabotaging QP so hard?
Can you keep getting comp points for playing between seasons 2 and 3? Also when is the next event most likely going to be?
>>160607560
>and 76 as the main character.
Metzen considers Tracer more of a main character though.
>>160607560
Didn't they say S76 is still the central protagonist
>>160606225
p-pls don't bully
>>160607537
>Get good at alternating between damage boost and healing when its needed so that if they're not being healed, they're being boosted.
>McCree/Hanzo/Widow etc is too slow to take advantage of this and does when they have a soild pick on the enemy team's healer/tank etc.
>Teammates have no situational awareness and don't understand that focusing certain targets is the best way to go.
>Have to switch to blaster and finish off weakened tanks or DPS classes because your team decides to ignore them or forgets they're there.
>Want to push to a chokepoint on KOTH rather than just sitting on the point.
>Can't lead a charge as Mercy and the rest of the team won't listen when you say where to hold.
I should just stick to Ana or Lucio.
>>160607667
Absolutely wrong and he's said it in multiple interviews. Tracer is the poster girl, but the story revolves around 76. I can pass you the link where he says it.
>>160607707
I'm sure he still is but tossing out First Strike leaves us in a gray area. It's the mention of "take the story in a new direction" that leaves everything up in the air.
>>160607271
>Mercy's underpowered
Her and Zenyatta are balanced.
>blizzard adds hundreds of new modes to practice
>get a sombra main in comp
>they wont switch because "theres only 2 weeks left relax" and "im just trying to practice her"
retards look for any excuse to be retarded huh
I finally did it senpai
>>160607537
>play pharah
>random mercy on my team
>sometimes heals me sometimes doesn't
>she randomly dies afar from me every push, before anyone else on the team dies
>premade with friend
>plays mercy
>sticks to me all game
>i murder genjis trying to get her
>win games
Can we just murder all genji players?
>>160607925
So you'd say Ana and Lucio are OP? I think Zenyatta is balanced but I feel Mercy needs an E ability. Maybe she can half an enemy's damage for a few seconds or do a quick evasive dash.
>>160607560
>with no idea if the "not Blizzard soon" story was referring to First Strike
pretty sure it wasn't referring to it, since it was just two weeks ago. There no way a lead writer didn't know back then that they are canning the project. I mean, crazier things have happened, but come on now
>>160607901
http://www.pcgamer.com/overwatch-story-chris-metzen-interview/2/
I should I be trying to land direct hits as Pharah now? I used to use the knock back from splash to get direct hits but those cunts took it away for some reason. Only consistant hits I get now is if A: the enemy are fucking morons or B: just dropping out of the sky on them and trying to boost away after the kill.
Any tips? I'm really starting to feel like a burden when I play her against stiff competition now.
>>160608023
Lucio is OP beyond any doubt.
Ana may or may not be OP.
>tfw to intelligent to be a DPS hero
>>160607597
Blizz are probably going over the metrics now she's gone live
Of course better players will get more out of her, at the moment some even don't realise the huge benefits of hacking healpacks for their team and denying the other team theirs
If they damage buff her BRRRRTTT gun I'll laugh and mow down putas left and right
speed boost
>>160608162
my sides
>tfw sombra is shit
>tfw lucio zarya meta is still strong
>>160608024
I really don't know. If he was sure then why didn't he announce it at the start of November? Why did it seem like Micky knew nothing about it even when he was asked at one of the Warcraft panels.
It honestly seems like it was sudden. And in October Micky says pic related. I mean come on. I really don't know.
>>160608047
That's the one.
>zen why did you waste your ult?
>I was gonna die
Just got these 2 yellows from a box.
How lucky I was?
I bought the game in argentinian pesos, are the lootboxes in pesos also and not in "$"?
This means a set of 2 lootbox will cost me 1,4€
>>160608214
Let's up the tempo!
In QP my mmr seems to pretty high for whatever reason, so what will happen if I play with two mates giving the free weekend a try? Will it still match us with masters/g masters? I don't want to ruin their first games by pulling them into that shit.
>>160608493
Very lucky considering thats one of Reins best
skins
>>160608493
You got the only good widowmaker skin so okay I guess
Helmetless Rein sucks though
>>160608493
Very lucky
I want to commission a fan art of me embracing Mei.
How much would this cost?
>>160608184
If anything, they could lower her hack cooldown and increase its range.
How the FUCK do you snipe Phara out of the air as widowmaker? I swear I go retarded when I'm trying to hit her
>spend an entire game getting raped by enemy pharah mercy
>ask my teammates over 15 times to pick a ranged dps to deal with them, noone does
>every time we capture a point they dive at the enemy base rather than just defending the point
>spam 'Defend the objective' and ask them in chat to hold the point - they dont
>then act surprised when i pick symettra and make flowers outside the base and ignore their cries to change
lel plat is such a fucking trench
>>160607858
and that is why I play zen. Slightly lower heal output, but like triple the damage, and I don't have to literally babysit my teammates.
So anons is the game worth buying? been toying around free weekend and i'm planning to get it
>>160608680
if you cant hit phara how can you hit literally anything else thats not reinhardts shield
>Airshot a pharah near the skybox with a helix rocket
76 getting tf2 soldier skin when?
>>160608740
its ok if you have a friend to play with who doesnt get salty over losing
>>160608887
Yup actually my friend has been telling me that i should get it for a while now
How is solo playing though?
>You lie my new outfit anon?
I am seriously considering spending my monthly salary on a painting done of Mei ( 200 dollars). Is it worth it?
>>160609000
but it's not new. It's her old dung beetle skin
>join qp no limits
>my team is a koth symmetra, 2 sombras, 2 genjis, and a hanzo
>enemy team is mercy and pharah, roadhog, torbjorn, zarya, and ana
why play qp if youre just gonna tryhard
>>160608978
playing solo stops being terrible once you hit like 3300 mmr and your team stops being braindead
So is the only way to get the cute Dva spray by using an Zarya ult and then a Sombra ult?
>>160609078
Why would it ever be worth it.
Pay a bill, or save up for an emergency when that money might be better spent on a necessity.
If you REALLY want it, and have a nest egg already, go for it.
>>160609240
If you play enough matches you'll eventually find 4 people braindead enough to get hit by it in a single game.
>>160609078
No you fucking idiot
Are all the OW characters celebrities in their universe? Even Junkrat and fat?
>>160609078
How you so poor?
>>160609504
Junkrat and Roadhog are always doing bankjobs and shit so they're in the news for that
Does pumpkin Reaper not have any unique voicelines?
>>160609504
I can name you one that never was.
>>160609078
That would depend on the painting, got an image?
>>160609504
Only D.Va and Lucio are really celebrities
>>160609000
I love it.
i could 1v1 dva in literally any game and win
I want Widowmaker to make me gag on her big, fat, blue cock if you know what I mean.
>>160608752
I have no idea. I have a much higher success rate of hitting players who don't fly in the air. I can't explain why.
The worst part is that I can't even practice against bots since they haven't programmed the AI for Phara.
>>160608639
Depends on if it wants to be good or not, /aco/ has a commissions thread I think
>>160609724
imi wakannai yo-
girls dont have dicks i think ..
I liked soldier 76, but it feels like i'm just not quite getting him entirely. Is there anything in particular I should be doing against other offense characters? I have real trouble with genji, I thought that firing at the ground would work to knock him away, but he still reflects it, or just dashes into me and kicks my ass. Roadhog too. Occasionally I can get a rocket off and bounce us away and get a few good headshots and kill him, but mostly I just get nuked.
>>160609724
>>160609583
come on now. Before he was a leader of Blackwatch he still fought in omnic war and was a founding member of Overwatch, so he was known. He probably fell off the face of the earth after he and his team went full black ops though
76 is busted.
>>160609240
I got it off a super lucky no look bomb pentakill on Hollywood offense right after the first point, sometimes you just gotta throw it out.
>>160609607
My coins have been taken over by satan, what do
>>160610051
you take a knee, faggot.
>>160610051
Save them for the next event
Post young genji
>>160610017
The upgrade to Origin Edition is $10.
Is it worth it?
>>160609887
Why can't that be me being fucked instead.
>>160610051
you save for chrimbus
>>160610170
No, there are much better skins out now than the origin ones
>>160610169
That image is literally "Autist thinks he doesn't have autism and I'm better than everyone: the post"
>>160610176
i could smear a bunch of blueberries all over my skin and then have my way with you if youre okay with that haha
>>160609504
Dunno if Hanzo or Genji would be, they seem pretty reclusive
why the fuck does every time i press Q on soldier he just suddenly stops shooting
>>160610176
because she's_____NOT REAL_____
I dunno, I'm kinda jelly desu
>>160610278
it's pretty ok. i guess. $10 is just like half hour of your life in the office.
what the fuck are you supposed to do when the enemy team eats your reinhardt shield in a manner of seconds
why is this entire game designed around single choke points
>>160610278
>aviators Tracer
>trenchcoat 76
>desert storm Pharah
>worse than any other skins
>>160610536
switch character
>>160610536
hire a chinese enviromentalist idot
>>160610536
Get a pick before that happens and put pressure on them
>>160610539
Tracer and Pharah's origin skins are shit, 76's is ok
>>160602852
Anubis works best with the golden weapon
it also matches the thong
>ask what your friend is up to
>"nuthin' just seeing how far I can derank before the season ends"
these low ranks are a strange place he said
>>160610142
How young are we talking?
>>160610142
>>160605718
Ascendant
Tankbros, where we at? TANK SUPREMACY
>Hardest to kill
>Easiest to play
>Consistent damage
>Best ults in the game ~guaranteed kills~
DUDE, the salt from the offensive/defensive mains out there who have to vastly outplay me in a significant fashion to win and they're just fucked off by the fact their dps sucks and they're forced to stay a mile away from me.
Can you believe that the McCree cucks are content that McCree is a "mid-to-long range hero" now? LMAO, he used to be able to bust a tank at close range with right-click before they nerfed his ass. Now he desperately needs to take potshots from a mile away or else he gets insta-killed by us tanks. Tanks are truly the best heroes. Keep nerfing any of these offensive heroes who give me any trouble whatsoever, I just like my easy wins that require virtually no mechanical skill at all.
>>160610667
speaking of which, how many games woudl I need to play in comp to unlock a golden weapon?
>>160610808
>autism speaks
QP is a lot more enjoyable now, didn't think a 1 hero limit would change that much for me
>>160610724
Teen/twenties
>>160610142
Sombra is a qt
Where the fuck is Oasis
>>160610868
you're just a mad little bitch.
>>160610867
too many
>>160610874
The new QP changes have killed Comp
Anyone else really like mystery heroes? It's fun to do well with heroes you're bad at because there's a good chance everyone is bad at their heroes
>>160610891
Oh. Ok :(
>>160610713
I feel bad for my friend, he likes playing but he just keeps losing.
>>160610931
On ptr next month and live the month after that
This is an extremely important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11688236
>>160611064
Tell """"""""your friend""""""" that the main goal of Overwatch is having fun. ;) ;)
>reinstall OW
>try to play Arcade
>it's still dead in KR
>play quick match
>end up just staring at the hero list
>everyone is boring besides Tracer which I've played for 50+ hours already
>pick whatever and not have fun at all
Why should I even play this over Paladins?
>>160611064
it's pretty hard to intentionally keep losing
when i intentionally lose too hard the game throws me a winstreak
he says that you can do melee-only winston and still win at those ranks
>>160611136
>young mcmeme body
>old macmeme face
it's shit. Did he also steal Reyes' thighs?
>>160610874
>every KOTH game has a Torbjorn, Bastion, and/or Symmetra
>every other game has people picking 5 damage characters they're shit with and never picking a tank/healer until the last minute
>waiting in an even longer queue for this
It's unplayable now, the least Blizzard could do is send an electric shock and kill everyone still playing this piece of shit
how do i ult myself as Ana
>>160611241
You should play Paladins, see you there!_____________________________________________not
>>160611026
>sit in 4 minute queue
>enemy team is 2 Roadhogs, Dva, Lucio, Zenyatta, and Reaper
>your team is nothing but Torbjorns, Tracers, and Sombras
no.
is there a hero where I can afk and my team still thinks im contributing
trying to farm levels and hours in quickplay while I jack off to hentai on another monitor
>>160611230
>fun
I did my placements and stopped playing the game altogether, nothing is really ~fun~ about this game.
>>160611289
Ult Genji while he's using reflect
>>160602849
howdy kitty
What is it about watching Widow and D. Va fuck that's so satisfying?
>>160611241
>50+ hours as Tracer
Please, enjoy Paladins.
>>160610932
>>160610907
Did someone poke her butt at the end of the webm?
>>160611486
Lucio.
>>160611241
>>160611523
Sorry you're such a downer, anon.
Why does the robot japanese girl say things I can't understand?
She also wispers in japanese too
really annoying but shes fun to play
>>160611731
she's vietnam
>>160610808
> easiest to play
Well that's an interesting way of telling us you have no skill. :^)
>>160611523
I won 7 of my placement matches and got put in gold
What the heck is this
I'm only goid with Junk, Mei, Mercy, and Sym
How do i get out of elo hell.
Just had gold elims as sym and my team was flaming me for being useless when they didn't even use the teloporter.
>>160611637
I wonder if this is what the Junkrat poster looks like
Who is the Horus of Overwatch?
Are we just going to be in story limbo for months now? The only substantial story we got so far was the Old Soldiers comic and that was supposed to just get the ball rolling.
>>160611910
donald trump
>>160608639
Your dignity.
>>160611936
i hope you guys get nothing
>>160611620
>>160611708
Everyone hates Tracer now?
>>160611878
That doesn't look like me at all, anon!
>enemy team has Torb
>playing tank
>"TANK YOU NEED TO HANDLE THAT TURRET"
>put shield up, taking turret aggro whilst no one on my team attacks it
>"TANK IS RETARDED ****s SAKE, NO DESTROY TURRET"
Was I supposed to just take the damage and hit it with my hammer or...what did he mean by this.
>>160611843
Personal stats matter more in placements than w/l.
What does /owg/ think of Sombra?
>>160610301
Nah dude that is pretty boss. Retail fucking sucks, most people I know who work retail would find that hilarious just because it's so audacious and breaks up the soul crushing monotony of that kind of job.
Anon gave retailguy a gift but retail guy ended up being the autist.
>>160612221
But my 3.8k/d . .
>>160612197
You were doing the right thing. It's the job of hitscan heroes to take out turrets while you're shield them.
People are just retarded.
>>160611936
Depends on if that coming soon thing they talked about was supposed to be first strike or if they have something else that was being worked on. Still don't expect much.
>only come to this thread for d.va
>all the d.va posters are gone
Please come back
>>160612246
ey esé im gonna steal your car
>>160611731
Is there a limit on how many hacks I can have going at once? Like can I just run around hacking all the health packs and then just hack heroes one after another or does it start removing them from older objects at some point.
>Widowmaker, D.va and Mei can not destory a single Torb turret.
Wew. Leaving Ranked for QP was a mistake. Didn't even get to play Sombra.
>>160612218
>Nerd girl finally figured out she has big tits and now wants to slut around
>>160612432
if you are a good enough hacker, there should be absolutely no limits to what your abilities can amount to
>>160602849
howdy kitty
how do I even BEGIN to hanzo?
how accurate is this overwatch.metabomb.net/gameplay-guides/overwatch-best-heroes-tier-list-rankings-31-10-2016
im new
>>160599114
wtf you can play easy bots to get the skin? dling it
>>160612246
Hits some personal sweet spots and I'm glad Blizz has given us more delicious brown
>>160612676
>i'm new
just play who you want, tiers don't matter
>>160612672
pick up archery as a hobby
Ask a Zen main anything
But dont ask me to switch to Lucio
>>160604608
Training into a buttslut!virgins doing anal is my fetish
>>160612676
>overwatch.metabomb.net/gameplay-guides/overwatch-best-heroes-tier-list-rankings-31-10-2016
it's dogscrap
>>160612754
I'm actually an olympic level archer in real life, forspain. but hanzo kicks my ass. I don't understand how to play him. My shots don't ever hit the right place. Everyone just dances around the arrows.
>>160612768
Why aren't you playing Ana instead?
>>160612676
that's last patch's meta
either play to learn the meta for yourself or wait for 2-3 weeks until people figure it out for you then copy them
>>160599609
By making a hanzo skin
>>160612768
Hello, brother.
>>160600076
stats of a winkyface
>Game was stale before the release of Sombra.
>Release new gamemodes
>Gamemodes are great, pretty fun and new gameplay, 3v3 elim is great
>release Sombra
>what a fucking joke
>Invisible
>Can 'hack' heroes
>XD hax
>Blizzard's first step into ruining this game was Sombra
>it's downhill from here, boys
you know, i'm actually kinda afraid of getting a silver border because i see silver guys bullied in platinum all the time for >being plat after 600 levels lmao
do people not realise there's no correlation between level and skill? Sure, a guy with 1k hours in TF2 will be diamond before he even gets his first star, but overwatch is the first FPS for a lot of people
>>160612942
those penises looks very odd
>>160612942
those dicks look ridiculous
>>160601623
attack? you don't actually need a healer to win if you're dps is good
the team just shits damage
>>160613054
Who's her boyfriend?
>>160613054
>>160612056
This is useless to me until she shows her belly
I had a lot of fun during these first days of the free weekend, and had some spare cash, so I bought it. Did I make a mistake? This isn't something where it gets too easy or boring after the first 2 weeks, right?At least the girls are cute.I posted this in the other thread by accident.
What game mode is best?
>>160612942
This is proof that some people just shouldn't use SFM to make porn.
Leave the SFM porn videos to the people that actually do good shit.
>>160608184
I feel it would be dangerous to buff her dmg
You can't buff it to the point where she starts competing with the likes of s76 and mcree since her kit is all around so much more useful.
Los muertos or augmented?
>>160613250
I'm debating on buying it myself, It seems fun though. The sale doesn't end till the 28th so I'm just playing for free for now.
It seems like it would be a great game with friends, but the only friend I have who plays this game plays on the ps4.
>>160613353
Any of them but 2cp
>>160612432
Technically, if you can keep up the cooldowns and the kits are reasonably close by, you can have up to 4 hacked kits.
>>160613353
Payload > Mixed > 3v3 = 1v1 > KotH > Battleborn > 2CP
>>160613518
>>160600605
>>160600605
>>160600605
somebody please include this in the OP
the argentina copy is not region locked and is always less expensive
>>160613518
its fine solo
is pharah decent again? i want to main my wife again? cheated on her too long
>>160613679
>play Pharah
>Soldier glances in your direction
>URGHH AGHHHH
>everyone selects their hero except one
>guy is afk
>no one picks support
>afk comes back 5 seconds after match starts
>picks an offense character
The fact that this happens so often makes me figure that most of the people that play Overwatch are fucking retards.
>leave 3 games of quickplay in a row
>every single time we had a Hanzo and Widow, and no healers
>3rd leave my team had picked Mei, Hanzo, Symmetra, Widow and McCree to defend Temple of Anubis
>-75% xp for 14 games
>for leaving 3 games of quickplay before they'd even begun
>decided I'm now a Torbjorn main to see if i can get other people to leave and spread the suffering
Fuck Blizzard. Why do I even still play this game?
>>160612914
Her footsteps make sounds
>>160613004
Ass into the Iris
>>160612676
Worse than dog shit on the street.
Does /owg/ think that ranked matchmaking would be better if both teams had a skill rank within 500 of each-other rather than the current 1000?
Of course this would probably increase que times but I think it would help for those teams that get stacks where one of their SR is 500+ below your own.
Blizzard originally said it was going to be 500 SR cap, but when season 2 launched it was ramped up to 1000 and it seems like nobody talks about it at all.
>>160613250
I've got around 250 levels put in the game so far and still have plenty of fun but it can get frustrating at times.
>>160608587
T. faggot
>>160599697
wow this is great, and actually makes her look korean
Post your main's theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJNz2QgSNsk
>>160613589
Welp, I guess I missed that.
>>160613836
Glad to hear that. It seems like a straight-forward game, but I can't tell if it's straight-forward and simple in a way where I'll enjoy it for hundreds of hours or straight-forward in a way where I get bored a week after I buy it.
>It's a "other team has a Mercy on Nepal while everyone on your team just want to be DPS and it's your job as Lucio to somehow keep everyone alive" episode
When will they learn?
>>160612357
Im here anon, but I normally post at night time
>>160613989
Nearly half of my games since the patch have been on Hollywood and Nepal, was something broken
>>160614035
didn't mean to quote
>>160613989
HanaAnon, I feel like it's been ages since I last saw you! How are you liking the game now that Sombra and all the changes are in?
>>160613758
>everyone else is the problem
>not me though
>no sir
>>160613967
I think it helps that I just treat it like a quick and casual game where I can hop on and play a few rounds without too much commitment..
>our team is losing brightly, payload at 3m
>tank is a retard Rein just charging through enemies and dying instantly
>Ana switches to Hanzo
>he starts headshotting literally everybody almost instantly
>last 4 minutes is literally him carrying us and not letting a single fucking enemy anywhere near the payload
>VICTORY
Everybody is shitting on Hanzo pickups, but have you had any pleasant surprises among them?
>>160614290
Ïm at around level 250 too and I exclusively play Competitive
Different strokes for different folks
>>160614363
good hanzo players can completely shut down an enemy team and are far more frequent than good attack junkrats or sombras
>>160614363
I am that Hanzo picker. It took me so long to git gud that I'm a bit burnt out on him now, though.
Fuck Eichenwalde
My most embarrasing games are always there
>>160613758
>no healers
And you didn't switch because...?
>>160614363
was that quick play?
probably just hanzo main practising another hero and getting pissed off and deciding to end it
>haven't played in a while, let's try this arcade
>win 4 times in a row, having fun
>this can't end well
>lose game 4
>game 5 I get dropped in a 2-2 as a dead char, defeat seconds later
>f-forced 50 is a myth goysWhat's a good 3vs3 team comp?
>>160614784
Zarya, Winston, Roadhog.
They need to remove Justice Rains From Above, holy fuck. It's the only game that never gets cancelled for lack of players, because everyone is quitting back into queue the moment they see it.
>>160614891
>Justice Rains From Above
Do you mean Aerial Superiority?
>>160600605
>>160613589
Wouldn't this get you banned?
It's impossible to tell a difference between a gold and diamond player. The whole game is a fucking coinflip and streaks of 6+ aren't uncommon at all.
https://www.random.org/coins/?num=25&cur=60-eur.finland-1euro
>>160614784
zarya, roadhog, ana
soldier, roadhog, ana
reaper, roadhog, ana
roadhog, good widow/hanzo, lucio/ana/mercy/zen
>disconnected right before my team won a game, all that hard work I did for them resulted in a suspension and a ton of SR lost since it was already over
>now groups me up with other "players like me" and down I would go
But I'm not letting that happen; fuck this game.
>>160614784
Roadhog, anti-hog, and hog healer
>>160614891
I like it...
>>160615018
Keep tellin yourself that, scrublord
Post games that you won yet you had no business actually winning
>Eichenwalde
>team consists of Soldier, D.va, Widow, Junkrat, Pharah and Torb
>all of this before the nerfs
>The junkrat was micspamming mexican music
>We somehow held he first point and won
>>160614784
Zenyatta, if you're good. Demolishes tanks with ease.
>guy plays roadhog and shittalks when killing people with 200hp in a 3v3 after missing 4 hooks
??
>>160615018
>>160615161
Its a coinflip if ur playing solo
Get a buddy or two, if you cant rank up after that, then you suck
match history when?
arcade stats when?
ability to choose map/gamemode when?
tr_walkway when?
instagib when?
>>160615176
>>all of this before the nerfs
All the characters you mentioned have been buffed though.
>>160615176
Every game where I picked sombra
simply winning because the other team had an even shittier sombra.
>>160615321
>>160615176
Yeah i meant before the buffs
>>160598402
>Haven't played overwatch in forever
>decide to try again for the Sombra update
>do the 1v1 for the crate
>proceed to get stomped over and over
why am I such a shitter
>>160615321
before that they were nerfed
>tfw lucio is no longer meta
fuck
>>160615425
>Haven't played overwatch in forever
There you go
>>160615018
>It's impossible to tell a difference between a gold and diamond player.
Go on, show me a diamond game like this.
>>160615464
Yes he is
You won't stop me from instalocking him and getting people to carry me to Masters you slut
>tfw you finally figure out sombra's spray pattern
man she just shits out damage like no tomorrow
>>160615464
He still is, it's just they overnerfed him so he's a terrible healer but still a strong support.
Whatever, they just need to nerf Ana and all the tanks damage now.
>>160615554
the fuck am I looking at
>>160615554
Why are you showing us your Ana plays anon?
>>160615586
But I myself am a Lucio main, who got on Top 500 with him.
But people are now only using zenny+ana
>>160615629
shhhh
i told you to not spread the word idiot
>>160615554
lmao my sides
>>160615464
Why do they keep nerfing him? Just because he's picked a lot (because, I don't know, he can heal the whole team simultaneously) doesn't mean he's overpowered. Jesus. Blizzard is shit at balancing.
>>160615554
are you playing in fucking 640x480 or summin?
How viable is widowmaker now?
this games fuckin awful
>>160613743
Either that or selfish dickheads.
Go play CoD if you want to feel gratified for thinking you "carried" a team
>>160614263
>team chooses objectively bad team comp in quickplay
>leave before it even begins because why bother with a guaranteed loss?
>Blizzard punishes you for leaving casual mode of a casual game
>punishment removes all incentive to play the game properly because theres no reason to play well if you'll get a quarter of the reward you would normally get
>"HURR DURR UR THE PROBLEM HERE!"
>>160614750
I picked first, simple as that. By your own logic, why did none of them switch? Aren't they equally obligated?
Regardless, whats the point in healing with no tank? Especially on a team of Mei, Hanzo, Symmetra, Widow and McCree on defence.
>tfw D.va is still not part of meta
When will my suffering end
>nanoboosted soldeir
Why is there no custom servers in this shit game
So with the recent changes, who are the new nanoboost targets aside from ulting Genji?
holy shit why is taking so much to find a game with a 4 stack
>>160614750
>N-No healers???
>G-Guess i will be switching guy...
Literally a Healercuck
>it's a hanzo presses Q episode
how the fuck are you supposed to dodge this shit? he can shoot through walls
>>160616007
Soldier 76
>defending dorado
>enemy team consists of sombra/tracer/genji/zarya/dva/lucio
>completely steamroll our team
never had a match go so south before so quickly
Do you like my lipstick anon?
>>160615928
>why did none of them switch?
Dude, you said yourself you left before the match even started. Maybe one of them would have switched after realizing there are no heals. Maybe one of them did. Sadly, we'll never know, because instead of sucking it up in a quickplay game, you decided to come on here and blog about it. Tragic.
>>160616007
300 dps dad
>>160615767
Because speed boost is cancer.
>>160616123
Did you just start playing? Sidestep.
>>160616194
Love it desu
>>160616123
Press A and D to move your character laterally
>>160616123
You can literally hear him use it like EVERY OTHER ULT
so when you hear it, you stay the fuck away from every wall and start running the second you see a dragon's snout
God help you if he's in a group with a zarya
So, i'm only ever good at healing with zen, and I can't play ANY of the tanks or defenders, i'm just straight up fucktarded with all of them. BUT, I can play offense pretty well, never go sub 2:1.
Is there any practice I can do to make use of that to better my tech with tanks?
>>160616514
Reading this tells me there's no hope for you.
>>160616514
watch people better than you and do what they do
>>160616202
>dude like just chill lmao
They had their chance to switch, they didn't. Do you even play the fucking game? It's blatantly obvious when a team is missing something important, the game literally tells you. Some people are just retarded.
Fuck off back to Bronze.
>No one instalocking Sombra anymore.
I must step up to the plate.
She really bombed.
>>160616123
The nostalgia
>>160615554
this gets worse every time I watch it
>rein shielding BEHIND mccree even for no reason, he's also at full health + healing orb so just use your goddamn hammer
>Soldier is brainafk and reacts after he gets hit
>reaper running after mccree, most likely missing his shots, gets even stunned (nice shielding rein, maybe turn around a bit more retard)
>ana is just being a beginner, trying to kill mccree and the only connecting shots are heals + missing sleep
the best is this fucking zen
>hurr muh dmg
>muh discord orb
>SHIT I KEEP MISSING BETTER RUN CLOSER SO I GET MY EPIN KILL
>the whole time mccree still survives
I think that webm gave me cancer
>tfw fucking love Soldier 76 aesthetically, lorewise and in terms of character design.
>even get golden gun for him shortly after the first season ends.
>cannot fucking play him well at all.
>barely land hits with him at all, despite the fact that i can easily with mccree.
>dead more time than i am alive.
>76 gets buffed so he's pretty fucking great now.
>still can't fucking play him effectively at all so stop playing him altogether.
I think it's my tracking skill with him but it still makes me sad.
>free weekend
>only 7gb download
>decide to give it a try
It's just as shit as I thought it would be
Why did this game sell at all when it's this bad?
>>160615767
They think if they nerf his healing people will stop picking him but it's actually because speed boost is good on every map. It's the same thing as Rein except Lucio is good on KOTH too.
More reason why pickrate on it's own is a bad way of judging how good a hero is. For example Ana's pickrate rising is almost 1:1 with Zen's going down. It's not that Zen sucks it's that Ana outclasses every other healer.
>>160616514
Observe. Watch how other tanks time their abilities. Get a feel for which tanks are best for each map, and who counters who. Other than that, just practice. Roadhog probably requires the most mechanical skill in terms of aiming. Zarya's easily the most powerful tank but she relies on having good gamesense i.e. Good positioning and situational awareness.
>>160616995
but do you look like him, at least?
>>160616997
It's only funwith friends
>>160616997
You played one game and got wrecked, right anon? It's okay though cause it's the game not you.
Post sad comics
I want my dick booped
>>160617360
I want my ass booped by Mei
How is he doing right now, bros?
>>160617438
thats popped anon
as in anal ice impalement
>>160617338
I've played multiple games, it's not fun. It always ends with someone pressing Q and getting lucky
>>160615554
Swiggity swooty I'm coming for that booty
>>160617339
don't know why you'd want that but ok
>No First Strike
I was so excited for it. Now I just wanna die.
defense matrix is total bullshit.
too bad people are actually starting to use dva
>>160616685
I dunno, I just think you're getting a little ahead of yourself if you think the final outcome of a match is decided by initial picks BEFORE the game starts. People will switch if something's not working. If they don't, well, it's quickplay. Not worth the EXP punishment. Relax, man.
>>160615298
That's what I did yesterday and it has usually worked, but our SR 3400 McCree main wanted to play Sombra instead, and that didn't work. Even when we actually played our mains, we got attack Torbjörns, triggered crybabies and useless randoms who were afraid to push.
>>160617339
>>160617339
>>160615425
I was expecting to get trashed but the opponent was really clueless and I just 5-0'd him.
>>160604540
GAME is selling it for £25 right now so you might get lucky with a US promotion soon.
Could be a cheeky price drop around Christmas or some used copies after.
>>160615979
it's common knowledge that blizzard is a cynical shill of a company that only cares abt money and keeping their image clean
>your group of friends has like 6 support mains
>they all suck
??????????
whats even the point of being alive when mei will never freeze me up to my neck and make me drink her pee
>>160617593
Just keep firing, force her to keep it up so it has longer to charge. She'll either run away and you can start firing into her ass or she'll stay and shoot you with her waterguns letting you get sweet ult charge on her massive critbox
>playing d.va on quickplay
>roadhog on the enemy team keeps hooking me, but I just use booster to fly away before he can kill me
>bait him about 3 times
>he hooks me near the edge of a map
>use the booster to push him off
>fly away
fuck this is fun
>>160617672
He sad sad comics.
>>160617672
oops wrong one
>>160616995
>lorewise
>lore
lmao fucking weeb
>>160617339
>>160617585
Welcome to how I feel every day
How do I deal Gengoos as Pharah?
>>160617675
but that's not sad. dva crying is hilarious. she'd say some retarded meme gurl gamur shit if someone died and ruin the moment
>>160617736
Everybody says the critbox is massive but I don't see it.
I literally shoot at her body in the cockpit and it never crits. And this is with hitscan heroes.
>>160617696
$25 for pc as well? where?
>>160617925
Fly directly overhead, kill. The buff to her flight means that she can stay airborne long enough to wait out his reflect duration. Grenade can be used to disorient him or get away if it looks like you're going to lose the 1v1.
>>160618108
Sorry just I think its just PS4 and Xbone.
>Be ana
>teammate is lit, behind cover
>Mashing ADADADADADADADAD while looking at me waiting for heals
jesus christ take your fucking ADHD meds and sit the fuck still
especially if it's a small hitbox character like tracer or lucio
>start playing Dva
>always get at least 3 gold
>still lose because shitty teammates
>>160618239
lrn2aim noob
>>160617730
>have a friend who mains Ana
>no map awareness
>no team awareness
>have to yell at him to heal me because he's usually too focused on dueling the enemy Ana or Widowmaker
>terrible shot even with aim assist
>uses his ult to save a dying teammate (more often that not wasting it because he doesn't combo his fucking grenade and healing) instead of pushing
>constantly misses his sleepdart
>feeds the enemy harassers constantly
I don't know why I keep playing with him. He has a bad attitude, too, constantly criticizing other people's picks and never tries to counter pick, even on the rare times he picks someone other than Ana. Usually D.va and always gets memed on by Zarya.
>>160617996
Just aim for her windshield.
>>160618178
We need to flesh this out.
I don't believe this happened. Wasn't hanzo jealous and wanted the shit for himself? He was like, "He's gonna get everything while I get shit" so he got jealous and killed him right?
>>160618239
You should have crouch spammed and ignored him.
>>160617339
the saddest part is that it's actually real
Well, that game was so not worth my time
>>160618447
Are you angry at Bastion or Hanzo?
Literally if you care about backstories and animated shorts you're a fucking autist.
>>160618351
>Wasn't hanzo jealous and wanted the shit for himself?
what? That is actually what happened. It's on the wiki, for god's sake
>>160617774
That was a good comic.
Anyone else got more genji pre and post cyborgification comics?
>>160618367
oh shit ;____;
>we wanted to nerf zarya because she's too much of a necessary pick guys
>buff the fuck out of d.va in the same patch so zarya is a must pick whenever they have d.va (they always do)
>nerfs to zarya aren't even all that relevant because 80 energy zarya still melts people
icefraud balancing this shit game when
>>160618527
>>160618351
to expand on that:
>Upon the death of his father, the clan elders instructed Hanzo to straighten out his wayward younger brother, Genji, so that he, too, might help rule the Shimada empire. When his brother refused, Hanzo was forced to kill him.
http://reapfield.com.sg/
>>160618739
aussies at it again
>>160618679
always hot
>>160617928
>>160615161
>>160615298
The problem is that hidden MMR exists. Unlike SR, it is affected by personal performance. The matchmaker tries to make games where both teams have the same average SR and hidden MMR.
If you overperform, your hidden MMR will be higher than your SR. That means you will be put in the same team with people who have the same SR, but much lower personal performance. It is also used to determine how much points you should win or lose. That's why you can lose 50, but gain 20 SR vs a team with 300 higher SR than yours.
Do Overwatch players actually consider it a good game, or is it just that they're playing what's available?
>>160618924
>tfw you will never lick champagne off of Hanzo's chiseled abs
>>160618475
Nah, it's just a shit game. It's not fun to play
>friend of mine plays tracer a lot
>he's really fucking good with her
>i've never played overwatch before but I watched some matches and stuff
>he tells me to give it a try
>pick tracer
>blink into a wall and get murdered
>hand the controller back
i'll stick to watching I guess.
>>160619036
>Unlike SR, it is affected by personal performance.
>That means you will be put in the same team with people who have the same SR, but much lower personal performance.
[citation needed]
>>160617626
>Mei
>Hanzo
>Symmetra
>Widow
>McCree
>defending Temple of Anubis
How do you think that one's going to end anon?
> it's quickplay. Not worth the EXP punishment
That's exactly my fucking point, why is there such a severe punishment for leaving fucking quickplay?
>>160618948
>>160619048
A little of both. I'm just killing time with it.
>>160618679
Why is Hanzo STILL a dick to Genki in game?
>>160619207
There was a blizzard post, let me find it
>>160619048
The latter. Overwatch is a shitty joke compared to TF2 in terms of game design. I only play OW when I'm with friends, otherwise I get too mad at how bad the game is.
>>160619272
No hana bullying
>>160619048
I consider it a good game for casuals like me
>>160619445
aka you suck
go back to your dead game tf2babby lol
>>160619048
i got burned out on tf2 and this is the closest game to it.
>>160602849
howdy kitty
>>160619453
Trash should be bullied.
>>160619048
im playing it to boost my friends self confidence
This game would be so much more fun with custom maps like in tf2. What else is it missing?
>>160619445
this
>play overwatch for months
>go back to tf2 for a second
>legit surprised at how fucking good the game is
>movement is an actual skill and you can go fast
>uninstall overwatch a week later, only come to owg to shitpost
>still don't play tf2 because comp is boring and pubs are dead
>>160619721
Actual match making.
>>160619054
>ywn step into the dojo and get roughly fucked by him against the floor
>ywn curl up in his lap under the warm furs during cold winter nights when it's fullmoon
end me already
Is there a way to force the game to only match you with games that aren't in progress? Would I have to play competitive for that?
>>160619721
>What else is it missing?
tf2
>high skill movement like c-tap, air pogo or speed jumps
>9 likeable male classes with a shit ton of different weapons allowing for hundreds of different playstyles
>server browser that lets you choose the map you want to play on
>high skill custom game modes such as jump_ or surf_ that teach you important game mechanics
>tr_walkway to practice air shots
>2 high mobility classes that can be on the other side of the map within seconds
>years worth of different maps and game modes
>hundreds of voicelines
>many epic memes such as need a dispenser here or gentlemen
>can join and leave games in progress without penalty on community servers
>no backfills on official servers
>official servers let you choose the game mode
>bad graphics
>moddable
>completely free
overwatch
>no high skill movement options
>22 characters with one playstyle and weapon each, waifubait out of the ass
>no server browser, the game chooses the map for you. don't like it? tough shit
>no custom game modes because no community servers
>no way to practice airshots outside of a match
>no high mobility classes (play demoman, before you start crying genjifags)
>barely any maps or game modes
>barely any voicelines
>barely any epic memes
>can't leave games in progress without penalty
>backfills
>no way to choose the map or game mode on official servers
>decent graphics
>not moddable
>40 - 60 euro
>>160619614
dlet
>>160619285
only occasionally. and that's actually easily explainable - he's in shock and suffering from ptsd. I mean he had to kill his own brother against his will because some old coot told him to. So after that he cuts ties with everybody he knows and goes into self-imposed exile, because of how much he blames himself for what happened. Then - SURPRISE! - turns out genji is not dead at all he's just been in hiding. Turn out you DIDN'T have to blame yourself all this years, and you DIDN'T have to mourn him. Not to mention that if he wasn't a little shit whoring around and dishonouring your family it wouldn't even had to come to this. To cope with that he goes into denial about who's to blame and who's at fault for the situation.
I think Hanzo's anger with Genji is completely understandable if not justified. Those two are probably the most well written characters in ow.
>Widow and Sombra wasting 2 team slots at every match
>>160618351
Hanzo wanted Genji to stop dishonoring his family. There's a million reasons why having someone be part of a crime family but not wanting to be part of it while also throwing his crime money around isn't good.
Genji was a bigger asshole than Hanzo, it just seems like a bigger contrast because Genji chilled out since he got his dick cut off.
>>160619836
>shit ton of different weapons allowing for hundreds of different playstyles
uhhh
tf2 is very different from what it was when I played sounds like
i thought waifu/husbando fags were the cancer. now i know that lorefags are even worse. they are on par with footfags.
>>160619843
d.va is for bullying and harassment
>>160619937
At least the widow has the potential to do something.
>>160619834
Competitive is the only way to prevent backfilling if you're solo-queuing. It's probably possible but I've never encountered that problem when I QP queue with at least 1 other person.
>>160617005
kek roadlosers actually believe this
zarya requires semi-perfect tracking to be effective
>Young Genji will never annihilate my butthole with his Japanese dong.
How do I find the strength to continue on?
>>160620016
Nah m8, shipperfags are way worse because they come up with their own AU/non-canon lore then pretend like it is canon.
>>160620180
Just sit on a peanut
>>160611936
I think of it more like 40K. Its not a story, its a setting.
>>160620180
You could always kill yourself. I hear that helps.
>>160619836
tf2 used to cost money child
>>160619959
>since he got his dick cut off
delet this!
>>160617545
kek
>get good with r widow
>left click
>one dead dps/support
>left click again
>one dead tank
>Qs are literally only good on tanks/supports
>>160620343
>not knowing cybog genji is naked
>>160619519
this is the truest post
mfw every single tf2babby that says their game is incredibly deep and overwatch just doesn't allow high level plays are fucking platinum or low diamond
there is a reason there are a very small amount of good tf2 pros in overwatch
the best scout of tf2 is a shit dps player on a failing pro team, seagull / shadowburn / tviq and a few others are the only ones that made it
tf2 has elder god tier characters and the game does have depth but most tf2babbys are too shit to even do half the stuff they shitpost about
not to mention the epic "weapon give more playstyles!!!!" when 99.99% of the weapons are banned because they're fucking broken as shit and remove the weaknesses of characters completely
>>160620324
What does that have to do with anything?
>lose 7 games in a row
>get POTG 5 times out of 7
>out of 35 gold medals, I had 27
>just cant win, always have 2-3 players who don't give a shit or are just fucking retarded
>2999 to 2500 in one week
this is so fucking irritating
>>160620234
>>160619787
>tf2 has 9 classes
>game still has oceans of depth compared to Overwatch
Hitscan was a mistake. Valve knew this and they found a work around.
Shame the game went down the shitter with F2P
>>160620498
Take a break.
how do we stop people shitting on d.va?
What does the moonspeak symbol on Genji's belt mean?
>>160619959
How do yo uknow he's a bigger asshole? All he wanted to do was play video games and fuck girls. That's what you want to do too, isn't it? Are you an asshole?
>>160620602
It's a cat
>>160620424
YES, BUT HE'S WEARING A CODPIECE! His head and his dick are still flesh and bone!
>>160620453
>>160620670
Oh shit, yeah it is.
>>160620602
>>160620528
How does it have oceans of depth?
>>160620652
>All he wanted to do was play video games and fuck girls
Because you don't get to be a playboy without money. He didn't want to be part of the Shimada crime family but thought it was okay to flaunt his wealth from it anyway.
>>160620057
Fair enough, most of the time they're shitters though, who refuse to switch when they keep getting killed by Winston or better Widows.
>>160620692
>implying he still has a dick
>denying yourself scrumptious velvety robot pussy
The soldier buff has literally ruined the fucking game.
>introduce friend to game cuz free weekend
>instapicks widow or hanzo, can't hit shit
>tell him that ana is a better sniper, widow needs godlike aim to be any use
>can't hit heals and switches back to widow, proceeds to get a single kill in the entire match by shooting an oblivious roadhog with the assault rifle
>>160620692
>>160620343
>implying being neutered like a cat isn't what made him settle down
being murdered won't always affect someone, but having dick + balls removed can change a man
>>160620652
not that anon, but I agree with his reasoning, even though I wouldn't call Genji an asshole. More like an irresponsible, entitled, infantile douchebag.
>>160620795
Why would he need to have money to bang girls? He has the facial aesthetics of the gods and is fit, he's not a shutin.
>>160620913
>new players are bad
ok
>12 minute qp queue time on free weekend
now that overwatch is dead what game am I supposed to play?
>>160621101
Most asians know martial arts, being a ninja is like the japanese equivalent of being an accountant, it's a big turn-off.
>>160620850
>preferring gaping eldritch maws to accurate cute dicks
ew
>>160620993
Ok, there's only one way to settle this. Someone should go to twitter and ask chu personally if Genji still has a penis (yes he does). Somebody do it - i don't use twitter
At what rank does Junkrat fall out of the meta?
Every game I have with a Junk we lose, Unless they also have one.
I don't know why these people seem to think they can do anything with him.
Its getting to a point I just block them and take the loss.
>*dink* flying Egyptian as Blueberry
>"AUGH"
It never gets old.
>can't play game while listening to music
GAME SUCKS
>>160606481
Lucio has a skin thats literally the reddit guy
>>160621127
It isn't the lack of skill, it's the refusal to play anything but widow and hanzo.
>>160621101
because having a pretty face is one thing but bitches ain't gonna fuck you if you're not spending money on them. Plus why would he fuck some hos if he can spend money on classy geishas?
He also spend a lot of time in the arcade apparently. You need money for that
>pop genji ult
>both enemy lucio and zen pop theirs
>wait 6seconds
>our reaper jumps in with his ult
>SEXTUPLET KILL
ggez
>>160621206
You're forgetting how vain girls are. He's literally tall for an asian, fit and has a nice face.
God these threads are nothing but endless whining from shitters
So how would you buff Pharah?
>>160621591
You don't say.
>>160621593
Armor and bring back the knock back from rockets.
>>160621662
I prefer the waifufaggotry over the whining
>>160621593
Faster rockets. Wouldn't even need the damage buff if they weren't so fucking slow.
>>160621526
The arcade that his family owned?
>>160600931
sleep tight reap tight
>dva gets a free 100 health
????????
>>160621593
Buff rocket projectile speed
>>160621264
he's always viable but kinda situational.
>Decide to give Overwatch a try
>Can't get my hands off it
>Just got this skin
>Turns out this guy is fucking nice to play as
>>160621756
Rockets still have plenty of knockback, it just scales down to 0 on the very edge of the knockback radius. Players that actually hit enemies with rockets are 100% unaffected.
You're landing direct hits with your rockets... aren't you?
>>160621856
that is your assumption
>>160621267
my favorite dinks are mei and reaper ones
taking away all their xD survivability in an instant makes me so happy
>>160621593
Rework her into this man
>>160621919
>Getting a good legendary during the honeymoon phase
cherish those moments because in a week you'll hate the fuck out of this shit game
>>160620039
>tfw not a cutie teen girl with a tight non-virgin butt to get a cute bf
>>160621906
>situational
like when he finds himself in a situation where there are enemies nearby and he has grenades
or the situation where he can't aim very well but it's ok because his free instant airburst concussion mine of effort-free kills is off cooldown
>tie
what more must i do
>>160621101
That's pretty much the only way you can have sex with a japanese woman
instagib when
>>160621906
Maybe its just that I play D.va often so Junk's never really a threat to me.
I just see him in almost every game tumbling around near the front lines lobbing bombs hitting no one and not really doing anything.
The whole tank meta is going o as well now and Junk is useless against every tank.
>>160620714
enjoy your dead game :)
maybe you could organize a 3v3 if you looked hard enough!
>>160622150
Railgun/Shock Rifle when?
>>160622140
He lieks white girls and was probably fucking tourists. He acts like a lil bitch in front of Mercy.
>>160622040
Gunboats or shotgun secondary?
>>160601408
This is futa isn't it?
>>160622080
are you a cute boy at least?
>>160621101
that would only work on old hags who go to those host bars to fuck cute boys for presents.
>>160622246
Hi
>QP
>steamrolling the enemy team
>about to win
>3 players on the enemy team ragequit
>REINSTANCING
>get kicked out of the match
ffs, I know it's just QP, but can I at least get my time and exp back? Thanks Blizz.
>emp right next to a genji or 76
>they ult right after
i never knew blizzard really wanted to be so racist towards the new mexican character huh
>>160621946
I mean, you do consider they're a huge organized crime syndicate.
If Genji spent too much on the games, i'm sure they could "work something out."
>>160622261
>thanks her for treating his wounds
>little bitch
ok
>>160622332
that's not a railgun, it has huge dropoff. It's a hand cannon.
wait.. Paladins is a rip off of overwatch??
>>160622287
Checkmate faggot, he used to work at a host club
https://youtu.be/k-lnOhhl8M0?t=1m14s
>>160617339
>>160622384
i bet they could. I also bet that they had to 'work something out' way too many times, so eventually they got fed up, hence the dick cutting fiasco (his dick is still intact tho).
>>160622486
Don't tell that to fans of Paladins, they'll lose their fucking minds
>>160622516
>GENJI MEI
Was playing as McCree and this shitty DVa blamed our team for losing and especially the junkrat and the junkrat said
>why did I have gold objective time YOU MONGOLOID
I didn't know how to respond but j was laughing my ass off
>>160622486
:thinking:
>>160619253
LEWD
>>160622516
c-can a man visit those host clubs?
>>160622402
He cries "Angela" when she gets hurt
"You have saved my life again, Dr. Ziegler. "
He's bitch made
>>160622745
Well, yeah - if I got hurt I'd call for a medic as well. are you retarded mate?
>>160622745
I have never heard that line when Mercy dies got gets hit near him, but almost every match I hear him scream "MASTER" when Zen dies or takes hit
>win 2-3 games in a row
>end up grouped with 5-stacks
without fail this always happens
>>160622861
>got
*or
>>160622861
Zenyetta brainwashed him, are you surprised?
>>160622486
Some heroes have literal copypaste abilities and they don't even try to hide it. They admitted it themselves on leddit that at some point they just decided to implement some ideas "here and there" from Overwatch.
>>160602849
howdy kitty
>>160622861
Zenyatta is probably the person he feels the closest to in the whole world. I'm not surprised he reacts more strongly to him getting hurt than some basic bitch
>playing ranked games with my Platinum friends because they are fun to play with
>Play Ana
>When we are winning I throw nanoboost on people who really should not be getting it
>They instinctively charge the fuck in
>Watched my nanoboosted Mercy get a double kill while yelling in Discord
It's the little things
>>160605718
Ascendant with gold weapon
>>160622486
>>160623093
its about as much of a ripoff as overwatch is a ripoff of tf2
>its a dva hides like a wuss to get her mech back in 3v3 episode
>>160623168
>Watched my nanoboosted Mercy get a double kill while yelling in Discord
lel
>>160623148
that fanart actually bugs me somewhat. Zenyatta's the one who should be wearing the white cloak. Still cute
real talk, is the game worth buying on console? I'm hardware banned from battle net for some wings of liberty stuff I did a while back, so PC isn't an option. I really like it from the free weekend, but is it alive on consoles at all? I know it probably won't have a lasting community like PC will, but is it alive NOW at least?
>>160610891
I thought that said "teeny-weenies" at first.
>>160620456
you're comparing a game thats been out for nearly a decade vs a game that's been out for 6 months
>>160623335
>some wings of liberty stuff
Spill the beans, anon
>>160623467
Yeah , agreed.
>>160619836
Do this again but for first 6 months of tf2, yo uwon't faggot
Why is he so much fun
Is there an /owg/ server?
>>160600076
fairly shit desu
>>160623093
my favorite one is makoa, who hooks people before shooting at them with his primary weapon
it's really funny because roadhog's name is mako
>>160615554
>Reinhardt not using his hammer
>McCree fast pitches his flashbang right into Rein's shield
>By complete accident, it stuns Reaper
>Whole time Zen forgot to put on discord orb
>>160604883
>>160602849
howdy kitty