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>>160611616
Adrian looks less cute with all that weight loss

I'm going to miss those THICC thighs
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Who /disgusting/ here?
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Christ, this place is fucking dead.
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>>160613115
hahahhaAAAAAAAAAA omg DEAD GENERAL xDDD
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>>160613115
The God Gamer Stigma killed srg

just look what it did to cyfgher
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The Gold Grommr Astigmatism
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>>160613115
even the IRC is dead
maybe there's a discord now or something but other than that i think a lot of us just stopped giving a fuck and moved on from either this hobby or this general, or both

2014 was the last semi-decent year this general had
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SLAYER
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my kadabra knows psybeam btw
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>>160620926
He tried to warn us.
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Where can I find animal crossing speedrun routes?
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>>160621621
check speed demos archive, probably stuff there
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Shout outs to my bloods say suwoop
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where the fuck is duke btw, him and bill were all over this thread
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>>160615159
wait there was an irc?
what was it
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>>160627661
#vg channel on the SRL IRC
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discord 100% splintered the speedrun community. now you have 100s of separate discord servers about different games and they are all dead. if you aren't in a clique now, you are shit out of luck. good luck finding a clique to join too.
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>>160629014
just like it kills any /vg/ thread that makes one
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why does croni stream on an alt now?
twitch.tv
/livinglooneybin
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what are the odds that once darbian gets all the world records for SNES smb1 that i_o_l will finally kill himself?

i'm hoping 100%
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is poodleskirt back?
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>>160632470
He's back, but he "retired" from speedrunning.
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>>160629380
does he use facecam?????
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>>160630798
>i_o_l
"i only lose" world records
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i'm an up and coming melee god
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>>160632694
it's

*SHE*

you freaking b*got!!!
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I need 2 edumacate yall niggas rite quiqq

Cran done change da muhphuqqin game, yo
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I need 2 circumnavimagate dis ban rite quiqq

Cran done change his muhphuqqin IP address, yo
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im streaming btw
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i_o_l ("i ogle ladyboys") on suicide watch now that darbian got yet another smb1 wr
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>>160635213
answer the question
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you discuss me
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is i_o_l completely poinless now? gets btfo in every game within days lmfao

i own littleballs LMFAO BTFO AGAIN cuck
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o_o
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>>160637668
more like tranny watch LMAO
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>>160637668
>>160638618
GTFO, Spartamus65
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i_o_l is the communities biggest tranny obsessed cuck with no good times and a degree in lieral who-ness kek
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By the way, our boi Cybersemen on ShotsFired right now.
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more like simian
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>>160638842
>wah wah i got exposed remember that one time that i tweeted at miles? wasnt that pretty cool of me? do you guys still like me?
fuck off retard. go back to your eurotrash emulator games
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>>160639151
>watching shots fired marathon when the breath of fire relay race is going on
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>>160638916
>communities biggest tranny obsessed cuck

that would be squid
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Nothing wrong with a bit of BBC before my daily speedrunning session!
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>i_o_l posting starts
>i_o_l goes live
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>>160640832
notice he doesn't play any of the games he is btfo in
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>now listen heer boi, i made u and i can un-made u, ya heard?
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SWAG
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zero wasted eggs
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is trannykeys mentally ill or just pretending?
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>>160642743
if you're bored, please just go outside (and play in traffic)
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>>160641616
i was watching trihex when mario maker was new and actually fun, Trihex would routinely ignore his god sagan and all his donations/map reccomendations, giving them lower priority then other sub/donations

He really has no respect for the guy who taught him yoshi anymore
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someone hit me up with gifs/webms of skater hitting a bong
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>>160642743
subversive russian jew
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>>160642743
>>160644758
get the fuck outta my general
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>>160645035
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Will the next GDQ be the death of speedrunning?
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>>160645824
ask our boy apollo legend
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>>160645824
/srg/ claims that every GDQ will be the one where the speedrunning bubble bursts but they only keep getting bigger.
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>>160646223
aWHOllo le-gent?
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>>160645824
If glitchless but some glitches are allowed tranny oot didn't kill speedrunning nothing will, time to find something else for normies to eventually ruin.
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*starts playing linkin park in the backgroun*

ahhhh, i'm ready tospeedrun!
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>>160646334
speedrunning hasn't burst. it is slowly deflating. speedrunning popularity is probably back at 2013 levels.
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WORLD RECORDS
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now post the one where the soylent hits.
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this guy, speedrunning an hour long kinect game

and actually being serious about splits and frames, hoyl fuck grinding out runs must be tiring when youre essentially doing cardio for an hour just for any%
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>>160649056
>hoyl fuck grinding out runs must be tiring when youre essentially doing cardio for an hour just for any%
lmao you sound like such a fatty. sad!
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>>160649270
youre not getting it, im not talking about 1 hour for 1 run, to grind out times hed have to do it all fucking day with resets
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>>160649056
At least he's getting a good workout.
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>shotsfired supporting the trans menace
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wording this post
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>people STILL aren't namedropping me
I'm gonna FLIP my FRE@KING LID!
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gook
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you discuss me
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you disgust me
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you digest me
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damn cirno...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzysxHGZCAU

cold ass nigga... fucc..
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>>160639618
got a link to that? breath of fire is boss. Except dragon quarter, that can eat a dick.
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>>160658594
it's on the rpg limit break channel
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the transgender stigma
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>>160661586
fucking degenerates
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>>160654290
Minah aint even did nuthin 2 yal niggas doe
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>>160654342
>talented Japanese speedrunners
?
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Give me a list of no bullshit no hand pain no baby speedrunners who dont fuck around
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>>160668436
poodleskirt
joshimuz
flicky
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>>160668436
Cosmo
Trihex
Siglemic
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Don't EVERcall a tranny a she, her, girl etc.

For the exact same reason you don't let a schizophrenic delusions become reality either.
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>>160646334
That's right! And speaking of getting bigger, I have a ONE THOUSAND dollar donation here from Anonymous...
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>>160661586
The Soylent Effect is gonna hit "her" (for the time being!) hard!
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>>160673989
"she" is mtf trans already. are you implying that "she" is going to go full circle back to he?
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>>160673989
What soylent effect?

Do you guys really believe there isn't soy and phytoestrogens in your mgnuggets?
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how does cyberdemon convince herself she is a speedrunner? she is 10 minutes behind 30 min into a speedrun and runs NG+ categories on games that even literal nobodies wont play
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>>160674956
take a moment and imagine being as bad as cyberdemon at video games, then imagine having the nerve to label anything you ever do as a "speedrun". fantastic
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take a moment and imagine being as bad as 160675387 at posting, then imagine having the nerve to label anything you ever regurgitate as a "post". fantastic
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take a moment and imagine being as shit as Karen, then imagine having the nerve ruin the whole episdoe. fantastic
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how many fat cocks is AGDQ 2017 going to succ?
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>>160674956
>>160675387
Cyberdemon is a special needs kid. He's legit mentally disabled. And I'm not talking high functioning autism. I'm talking short bus. Like barely one step above down's syndrome.

Leave him be. He can't control his outbursts. Just stop watching him or giving him attention.
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>>160675659
Double the amount Tolki did
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Cran is t3h man
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>>160677019
Cran? More like cram after he invited the entire football team to cum inside his anus.
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cran? more like trans*
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>>160675659
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post u're speedrun speedjams!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLQk5TE_6yc
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>>160679482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlpByUfVGHY
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>>160674956
>>160675387
>>160675741
Reminder cyberdemon is a literal bastard as his parents were never married. Imagine being a 20 yo kid with no dad living in a shitty house in maryland with no skills or education or future to speak of.

So you tell everyone you're trans because it's "epic XD."

Then imagine your only social interaction is with streammonsters and memes like thisdude_ and skicrazedteddy, and you do all day is bitch about discord drama.

Then imagine you can't even make it through a fucking muppets game, a game meant for elementary school kids.

Just end it already.
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>>160680578
>>160675741
>>160675387
>>160674956
looking forward to his suicide pastebin
>0 views
ecks dee
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our boy tmr is live !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>160688056
awebo putos!!!
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his name is simian
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his name is ian edward
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Hi speedfriends! :)

I've come up with a theory'; I believe Cosmo was murdered by the Jew in order for them to advance their Cultural Marxist plans! >:(

The current Cosmo we see is simpy a clone of the old Cosmo with his memories altered, this is why his behaviour changed so dramaticly! :O

So remember, /srg/, whenever you see a speedfriends going through tough times be there to support him, you'll never know when the Jew will strike to take him down and replace him with a marxist clone!

God bless and stay save! :)
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Did we ever make a list of world records held by trannies and other degenerates?
I will put up some money for bounties to beat them
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oh no, i've been exposed!

*googles "how do i become a tranny nutter"*
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>>160694149
>>160694301
lol he posted it again
xD
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there are NO good streams live right now and I'm about to FREAK OUT
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>>160695734
You mean you don't like watching Pokemon?
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>>160695734
just watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sudCKV6-Vqg
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>claris
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>>160611978
>You will never have Adrian smother you with her thicc thighs
Why live?
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bertin, stream
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If you're running a 15 hour JRPG and you lost a bunch of time halfway in, why do the rest of the 7 hours?
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>>160704740
practicing, learning, having fun, killing time.
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>>160702768
he's

SOOOOOOOOOOOO
effing ugly!
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what did she mean by this?
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I'm back.
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>>160706183
hey sig
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>>160706237
but I'm not sig
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cyberdemon joins the silent hill discord and within a day a special snowflake "trans" "speedrunner" leaves.

Is there anyone more based than our boi cyber "the meme" demon?
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>>160706991
our girl trannykeys had direct influence in the election to the most important office in the world
that's way more based
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>>160706991
>>160707357
based on what?
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>>160708327
yes
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>>160708327
no
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>>160705810
does twitter have some trannysquad that changes your name this quick?
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World record is 20:07 by Blubbler / i_o_l achieved on 4/25/2016: https://youtu.be/lRBMRnbuKec
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You disappoint me.
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>>160711503
>emulator
not a WR.
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emulator doesnt count, original hardware ONLY!

*de-solders NES PPU chip and replaces it with another one imported from australia*
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How many trannies did they allow in AGDQ this year?
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>>160712012
>not requiring a console input file from the runner that must be verified on a different console using a tasbot to be published on speedrun.com

speedrunning is never going to be cheat proof though.

*speedruns on romhack with RNG 10% more favorable on average than normal*
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twin galaxies did literally nothing wrong
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>>160712164
too many. even ONE tranny is one tranny TOO many.
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>>160712164
a lot
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Girls? I talk to them.
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is everyone watching /ourguy/ cheese05?
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>>160712164
They allowed some non who converted after they were accepted. will be hilarious to see miles running prime now.
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more like cheempansee05
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>>160711020
You can change your twitter handle at any time you want
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>>160712759
claris*
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where is narcissa's twitch channel? Is it gone for good
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>>160712759
hes probably going to stop going like cosmo did
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>>160714937
>narcissa
cosmo was banned for not playing videogames and sleeping on stream
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>>160714937

who?
oh you mean Cosmo. yeah he's long gone
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>>160715101
you mean she?
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>>160715398
no. he.

as in, I don't support HIS mental illness delusional reality, and neither should you, because it's enabling HIM
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>>160715101
cosme =/= marxissa
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>>160715398
tranny enabler get out
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>>160715465
It doesnt matter what you think, have some respect
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>>160715564
respect is earned not granted
go away reddit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noRzGO4Fu5g

dat feminine voice :3c
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>>160715671
word
word
WORD
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>>160715709
https://oddshot.tv/shot/UzpU5xCJU5xMdrKaSfEdFASE

so feminine :3c
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>>160715465
word
word
WORD
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>>160714937
the soylent hit him too hard.
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>when clint has green splits
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Take notes, Cyber.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX230VLs260
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>>160715870
those streams were way more substantial and thought provoking than some redundant speedrunning grinding a shit speedgame over and over
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>>160715564
why does cosmo have his bed in his living room?

is that some type of weird tranny thing?
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>>160715968
he fell for that meme in which people claim that, once you die, you live on in the online data of you life that is collected on the internet. so by streaming himself sleeping, eating and doing basically everything he thinks he'll go on as a non-material form of existence after he dies.
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>>160715845
The term "autistic" gets thrown around a lot.
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>>160715968
it's probably a studio apartment.
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35 people watching cfb play skyrim is the most /srg/ thing to happen as of late
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>>160715941
Isn't that the person that did valve speedruns?
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Hey guys I really wanna get into speedrunning and I thought about trying for the number 1 in glover for the N64 I'm really inspired by Cosmo/Narcissist Anyone got any tips? thanks.
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>>160718876
hit up our boy yashichi on twitter for some hot tips
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>>160718876
get some soylent
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>>160613115
word
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>>160723846
thanks for the late response!
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>>160723981
hey reddit
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>>160726648
kiss me
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>>160680578
>his
stfu fucktard
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>tfw want to stream but nobody is in your chat to talk to and you get lonely
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top speedrunner iateyourpie just gave up after being stuck for half an hour on a puzzle in an edutainment game for third graders
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you discuss me
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>>160732201
You disgust me.
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know anyone who's going to agdq and their room isn't completely full yet?
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>>160705810
probably none?
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>>160733113
probably the room with the stinkiest nerd (who know who that is now though, now that naegleria, the uncontested king of putrid body odour, is banned) or the room with the most who of the literal whos
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>>160733735
>not even wr
who cares
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you discuss me
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i care
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The God Gamer Stigma
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The Gold Grommr Astigmatism
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The XY Chromosome Stigma
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The Tranny Nutter Stigma
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you discuss me
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it's happening
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The Bird Laughing Grind Monkeying Banshee Screeching Shemale Obsessing Cultural Marxist Stigma
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hahahahaha you know what the most hilarious word in the world is? cuck XD i said it lel random
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>>>/wsg/1366286
more relevant to speedrunning than srg
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>>160716186
but really he's just exposing himself to radiation all day every day
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>>160740847
only one i liked was the frenchvegeta one but thanks
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Stop White genocide
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>>160743261
delete this
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>>160740847
>mirrored
>le cringe shitbi video
>le epic goose rant
if i wanted to see stale serg posts i'd just post in serg
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Which speedrun of hers is your favorite?
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>bounceybald is now modding his controllers
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>>160733772
That is WR. How embarrassing
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SABOOM IS DOING IT

IT'S HAPPENING
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>>160748450
deader than a dodo
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>tfw serg was my home general for years and now I don't know where to go
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>>160750267
it's time to move back to your parents
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>>160750267
Time to transition.
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post your speedjams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
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>>160750498
Im gonna have to back you up on this.
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Thank you Mike for taking care of this
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Luzbelheim
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prove that this general has anything to do with speedrunning. spend the next 20 posts only talking about speedrunning (splits, games, world records, glitches, routing, etc)
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tranny stigam
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well, u tried (jk u didnt)
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>>160758257
lol meme
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>>160759065
>speedrunning
>glitches
more like cheatrunning
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>>160759065
See
>>160733735
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>>160759490
congrats retard. one out of 243 posts has speedrun content.
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>>160759681
Why don't you actually post some relevant content yourself instead of crying you fucking baby.
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>>160759881
hey reddit
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more like squiddit
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>>160759065
Did you forgot how terrible this thread was the last time this happened?
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Anyone got that gif of the brony guy who had ticks on camera? I think it was from either SGDQ 2013 or 2014.
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>>160762259
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>>160762259
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>>160765465
Thank you based Anon!
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>>160762259
>>160765521
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>>160765595
>rainbowdashWay2Cool.gif
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>>160765521
>>160765465
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>>160765729
did he ever come back after becoming a meme?
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>>160765928
yes, but he was banned from camera seating
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>>160766151
why does GDQ hate anyone with a disability? =(
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>>160766151
I don't understand, twitch chat makes fun of him so coolfatty bans him from sitting near a camera?

How can GDQ llc be so insensitive to bullying?
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>>160766216
>>160766294

GDQ sole interest is to keep people focused on donating.

Any distraction from a degenerate mutant spazzoid get's the boot
>>
Anyone remember how GDQ hid big donations until the very end of SMRPG this summer in order to rake in more cash?
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Is there anyone worse than the Bounceyboy type of runner?

- No interest in any speedgame other than mainline Mario or Zelda

- Talks like he is an authority figure in speedrunning when he is 4th in SMS, his main game

- Nuthugs other popular streamers

- Hand pain
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Why isn't there a website like speedrun.com for collecting video game high scores?
I want to see the highest scores for the different Wario Land 4 levels
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>>160769452
twin
galaxies
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So how I can go about being added to the serg team on twitch?
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>>160770243
>twitch teams
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>>160770243
It's more serg not to be in the team.
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>>160770661
word
word
WORD
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>>160770243
Anyone who is in the /srg/ twitch team should be ashamed. A label that says 'I do not speedrun and I discuss trannies 24/7.'
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>>160770001
reminder twin galaxies is a more reliable speedrun record keeping site than speedrun.com is.
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>>160771271
how do i get off the srg team?
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>>160773736
lol he posted it again xD
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>>160770243
Fill out the shy newboi form and send it to me (me = Cronikeys).
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someone get partner and make an actual good srg twitch team please.

witwix if you are reading this, make srg great again and invite some of our boys to the wobblers
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>>160774168
get the fuck out of here you literal nobody. when will you get the message?
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>>160774756
*bird laughs*
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more like тpaнныкeыc
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>>160776048
what does a bird laugh sound like?
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>>160776696
if only a soundclip got posted here hundreds of times
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>>160777023
epic ironic layout bro xD
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>>160777196
There's nothing ironic about it
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Is MilesSMB really a tranny now or is it just a meme? lol just lol
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>>160778169
It's just a prank.
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hey dugongue, let me know if you need me to help you out. i can upload about 100 games youre missing
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>>160778169
isn't miles a BOY name?
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>>160780152
>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Miles
>From Old French given name Milo, of problematic origin
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>>160780152
her name is claris now
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>>160780228
>Proper noun
>Miles
>A male given name.

Hmmmmmmmmm
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a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
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>>160780629
word word WORD
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>>160780629
lol he posted it again xD
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>>160779573
even with the NEET autistic powers that dugongue has, he cannot beat TMR.
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hey look everyone i beat every nes game on emulator with save states and walkthroughs
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>>160767843
I don't like bounceyboy, but RSI is a real thing dude, you need to stop harping on that so much.
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>>160782087
>he used save states
Wow, that invalidates the entire accomplishment.
>>
what are the odds that tmr kills himself when dugongue finishes first?

what are the odds that tmr cries on stream when dugongue finishes first?

what are the odds that tmr complains to twitch to have dugonge banned again when dugongue finishes first?

what are the odds that dugongue finishes first? (100%)
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what will tmr's tranny name be?
>>
>>160782807
The Polish Margarita
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https://twitter.com/ThatMG2/status/800817250336849923
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>>160783105
>https://twitter.com/ThatMG2/status/800817250336849923
he's not wrong. day one speedruns are a great way to show everyone that ur a huge fag
>>
https://twitter.com/ThatMG2/status/800819443291013120
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>>160783105
what is stopping anyone from glitch hunting?
>>
So, what's this thread about? Is it an actual general, or do we talk about speedrunners and act like stream monsters instead?

I'm interested in getting into speedrunning. non-emulation genesis sonic games I kinda want to start with.
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>>160784465
this is a tranny posting general now, you're honestly going to have a better time going to /r/speedrun if you actually want to talk about speedrunning
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>>160782807
He would be a qt senorita :3
>>
The Romhack Stigma
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>>160780370
tranny enabler get out
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>>160774168
>pretending to be me
pathetic
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>>160787065
>not a picture of croni's dog and macbook

you tried. after all I actually am cronikeys.
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>>160787240
Wrong.
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>>160787405
how did you get that picture of MY dog?
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>>160787542
You are failure!
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>>160787638
post vocaroo
>>
WR PACE

https://www.twitch
.tv/liquidxsquid
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>>160788137
>immediately loses it and resets
never trust a monkey
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>>160787972
saying what?
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>>160788392
make speedrunning great again
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>>160788778
who upset you?
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>>160788480
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BMeiSJBOvz
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>>160789167
cuuuuuuute
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>>160789167
CUTE
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>>160789167
Now say "Trannys belong in the zoo"
>>
Imagine being a mentally ill freak who ACTUALLY believes he's a woman
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imagine sitting in your room making the same repetitive shitposts about someone doing something repetitively for over a year
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will he actually come back?
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will he actually come back?
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>>160791473
No. Cosmo killed himself last night. Preliminary reports show it was a lethal cocktail of antidepressants, tranny pills and weed. Sorry.
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>>160791473
SRL will always be relevant. I mean where else can I go for my shower races?
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>>160791473
so does he lmao
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>>160791473
i bet if everyone just decided to stop speedrunning tomorrow he'd probably think it would have something to do with him quitting
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>>160791473

>Website
>Ages

The people who claim video games can "age" are already insufferable faggots, but this is just inexcusable.
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>>160791473
>tfw only use SRL for my speedrun kino because computer is too shit to go straight to twitch

you're welcome for my response time
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>>160792671
word word WORD
i don't know why people are shitting on my angelfire site. it still looks rad!
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>>160791473
I love how when Cosmo walked away from speeddemosarchive the site quickly faded out of relevance and aged poorly.
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>>160791473
probably not, he will just complain about how shitty speedrunning is now that he doesn't do it

kinda like srg xD
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OK, but when will someone answer my question about Poodleskirt? I asked first, you know.
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>>160798563
not a tranny = uninteresting to serg
if he actually wore a skirt these shitters would talk about him every day
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>>160797906
>not using /directory/following
people do this?
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birdxlaugh
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grindxcucklet
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>Clint openly admitting to his viewers about his Adderall use during his runs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_txtypMhKOY
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>>160801732
it's well known skater uses addy too. too bad there isn't a god gamer prescription.
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>>160791473
tell us more about quickly fading out of relevance and aging poorly, cosmo
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>>160802867
I'm seriously disgusted. Goddamn normalfags always shitting up my fucking hobbies
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>>160800869
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>>160801732
>>160802867
>>160803560
adderall doesn't magically make you good at video games. it just lets you play for longer without getting bored.
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>>160804353
temporarily losing focus is the primary cause of mistakes once you are already good at a game. it definitely can help you
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>>160804353
it's fucking meth
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>>160804454
I disagree. I used adderall for a long time and the only thing it was ever good for was letting me run the RTA treadmill for long periods of time without getting tired/bored. I play less now, but I'm playing better than I ever did on addy, because I'm genuinely more focused without being jittery and fucking wired and getting migraines from grinding my teeth.
>>
pussies? i grab them
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>>160804752
That's like saying codeine is the same thing as heroin.
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>>160804796
>>160804353
word. getting adderall because your mom took you to the doctor and you take it every morning has a different effect from buying it from a friend who knows a guy, for recreation. skater takes it because of the former, clint takes it because of the latter.
>>
you discuss me
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>>160804906
I would think the same of you for abusing codeine, so I don't see what difference it makes
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>>160805163
>I don't see what difference it makes
You don't see a difference between abusing codeine and abusing heroin?

You might be retarded.
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>this SMW race
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>>160805213
DRUG ABUSE IS DRUG ABUSE!
THINGS GOOD SPEEDRUNNERS DON'T DO:
-ABUSE DRUGS
-DRINK ALCOHOL (SOME OVERLAP WITH FORMER ITEM)
-HAVE PREMARITAL SEX
GOT IT?
>>
bcas owns
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>>160804796
>tfw got 50mg from my friend and decided to play games for 18 hours straight
>comfortable and genuinely interested for the entire time despite sweating like a pig
>wake up 4 hours later to find a painful quarter sized white infection on my left thigh because i scratched it so much

i pb'd though :DDDD
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>>160807242
>50mg
retard
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>>160807332
>taking under 30mg
>having a good time
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>>160805286
wat about it? its smw
>>
The God Gamer Stigma
>>
you discuss me
>>
The Gold Grommr Astigmatism
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should i learn hotline or nah
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>>160810361
>nah
>>
squid on suicide watch now that a real speedrunner beat her shuriken "world" "record"
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fio7ph0c7A

croni absolutely btfo!
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>>160811174
>kikes kiking their kike term
>>
https://youtu.be/TpBoiu0IDSk

>forgets to force his fake 'feminine' voice

lol
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>>160812428
Imagine
>>
who we watching
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>>160812725
who is we?
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>>160812753
me and u :)
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>>160812783
thanks for clarifying
>>
>>160812852
but who are we watching.......................
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>>160812917
i'm not watching anything so if you're not watching anything than we're watching nothing
>>
Slayer Stream
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>>160812974
thanks for clarifying
>>
how long is the road to 250 subs in nautical miles?
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>>160811174
Is this the David "Shill for BeCandid" Pakman? His insights on alt-right sure can't be wrong then!
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>>160814637
i'll take the jew's opinion over the mentally ill russian-jew's opinion.
>>
choke05 is on the run again
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>>160811174
https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/737810836152930304
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(((alt-right)))
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>>160817475
tranny dummies make real women look bad. contain your mental illness, freaks.
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>>160817475
She will be a great president in 2024 (after Trump's 2nd term)!
>>
When will cosmo realize that the more effort he puts into his """projects""" the more unhappy he will be?

Think about it. at the end of all this, he will only be left with people who like him because he's a trannyand because how good they think they are as people for supporting him and NOT because they like him as a person?

There are worse things than being hated, like never being truly known.

Also cheese choked again. Why live?
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>>160661586

why do people do this, i dont understand

why cant you just eat food like a normal person
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>>160818154
it's part of a rebellion against being rational in every way possible. cut off your dick? check. completely fucking nuts? check. what's left, let's eat nutrient paste instead of food. great idea
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>>160817791
imagine still hating croni even after the speedelections
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cheese is next on the tranny list

https://twitter.com/cheese051/status/800957916383617026
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>>160819220
this little spanish trinidad tobago mini nigga is trying to improve an optimized run when he already holds the record. he's our boi as fuck and he ain't gonna transition anytime soon.
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>>160819524
he's a grind monkey
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>>160819524
improving an optimized run is grind monkey behavior. a truly skilled runner knows he can take the record back whenever he wants to, so he doesn't feel the need to secure it, when he can get wrs in other games or categories instead.
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/ / / IMPORTANT SPEEDNEWS \ \ \

the domain for srg.club has expired

\ \ \ IMPORTANT SPEEDNEWS / / /
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>>160820841
cronikeys.com/thread
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>>160820961
>supporting trannykike

looks like i'm using tehurn.com/srg
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>>160821004
and who runs this meme site
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>>160821004
Russian genes trump kike genes and that website does not work
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jrta3 made over 5 grand

is that all in goldens pocket right now? can he be trusted?
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>>160820841
F
>>
absolutely insane run by Beaststone rn
17:14 pace if he hadn't failed GIM
>>
ˢᵏᵉᶫᵉᵗᵒᶰ ᵇᶦᶫᶫ
>>
cuenta de esqueleto
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BBOY IS A LEGEND https://twitter.com/Bounceyboyy/status/800884015536295936
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>>160830375
an absolute god
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>>160815820
you try going for a time like that and we'll see how you perform.
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>>160819718
>improving an optimized run
oxymoron. if you can improve it, it's not optimized.
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what did she mean by this?
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>>160835261
literally who
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>>160835261
It's all a setup

t. metroid prime autism crew insider
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>>160807242
why not do something that can make you money like play esports with addy instead of something useless like speedrunning
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>mfw druggies think they're good at anything
>>
what did she mean by this?
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>>160836241
>implying i wasn't playing lol and just didnt mention it
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>>160837232
He means he's got almost no money left and is panicking because his 'supporters' aren't 'supporting him enough' .
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>>160837471
league of legends is a childrens deathmatch game
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>>160837531
u rite
it was fun at the time though
>>
>>160837684
was
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>>160837528
pwease give me money
>>
No Major Skip categories like 70 Star and ALTTP NMG are the best categories as it always comes down to optimized gameplay, not new things being found. If you want to put time into a game, choose a category like this.

Everygame has some credit skip bullshit somewhere. If you run Any% % you are wasting your time.
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>>160841373
>Ocarina of Time No Major Skips
>>
are speedrunners actually good at videogames or just severely autistic?
>>
>>160841373
>ALTTP NMG
more like "ALTTP 2013 Legacy Edition: No New Tricks"
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>>160842741
MST is basically the "No Major Skips" category. Actual No Major Skips is a dead meme.
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>>160841373
>his game is so broken that credits warping or total control is inevitable

laughingdoomguy.jpg
>>
when is the watch_doggies_2 playthrough slayer?
>>
I actually don't mind any community making arbitrary categories for the sake of fun. An arbitrary and competitive game category is better than one nobody plays. Any% should always be ran by people for the sake of it, but if Any% is complete shit there is absolutely nothing wrong with adding a no major skips type category. The problem arises when communities like alttp or others try to defend their arbitrary categories with logic instead of just saying it's more fun. There is no real logical argument to make , but you don't need one.

The only indefensible position a community can have is allowing VC or emulator runs when they aren't cycle accurate 100% perfect emulation. Unless the game is incredibly rare and expensive, there will be no loss of competition by restricting the players to the original console. In fact, it often can be even more beneficial as everyone being on the same platform makes direct comparisons easier, which is more motivating for players. Future proofing your game against guaranteed obsolescence at the whims of some developer who makes a slightly faster inaccurate version will keep your community more stable and lively.

The potential of people cheating with slightly changed romhacks, extremely modded controllers, better video editing, and tasbots means that speedrunning is already almost at the point where cheaters can go undetected. That is unless you have a Twin™ Galaxies™ Representative™ present to inspect your cartridge, controller, and console and watching the record in real time as it's performed. This is obviously not reasonable, so the only answer is to keep speedrunning centered around the honor system (still banning cheaters who get caught). Decisions made to increase fun and competition should take precedent and should take increasing precedent as time goes on.
>>
cud u imagine (accepting a world record without video proof) tho?
>>
Reminder that 0xwas has no video for his Kirby 100% pb and CuldUVerifyTho defended it and cried when Authorballs said accepting pbs without videos is dumb.

Is there ever justification for having no video for your speedrun? It isn't much to ask.
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>>160845096
word
>>
anime desu
>>
Olympia 2020 is now focused on World Record attempts instead of races.
In the much anticipated main event Usain Bolt tries to break the 100m World Recordas billions look on. His first attempt is a false start. The next attempt goes 1m before he walks back, because he didn't like his start. He keeps grinding for a perfect start trying to guess when the pistol is fired instead of losing time to reaction speed. The furthest he makes it in one hour is the 20m line. Viewership is already down 80%, but the rest of the audience is still hyped for the possibility of witnessing the World Record. After 2 hours he announces he's tired and will try again tomorrow.
The next day he doesn't show up because the wind RNG is not in his favour.
On the final day he grind attempts again, but gets trolled by the RNG so hard he only does false starts for an hour until he finally gets a run going almost to the finish, but he jogs the last 10m as he felt it was slower than his pb anyway. He finishes the event by going around the sparse audience with a cup that gets filled with a kind of Olympics currency.
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>>160845245
i live in nicaragua and we have no the tecnology to have videos of our rans. we realy try our hardes but there is no way to upload our videos to youtube or anything. the lack of tecnology is not good reason to deny our times.
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tfw none of ya bois are streaming
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>>160848739
im live right now and u wont even watch me
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>>160849192
>de shunned newboi
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>>160774439
I am reading this bud, who should I invite?
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>>160774439
Why do you want people to know you browse here? Honestly, wanting to be in a 4chan team just because you all post about trannies in the same place, is beyond pathetic.
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>>160849192
who is you?
>>
>>160850220
Believe it or not newfag, the srg team was made back when we all still cared about each other and had camaraderie and didn't spend all day shitposting about squid and trannies.
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>>160850552
I only shitpost about anime
get it right baka my head
>>
>>160774439
Thanks for the reminder!
List of /srg/ bois that deserve to have their partnership revoked:
>hippie
>zewing
>tekkie
>pykn
Feel free to add to this list if you know more.
>>
marxistxmonkey
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>>160850552
I've been through it all and was even part of the team. I would never be associated with this place now. Why do you spend all day shitposting about squid and trannies now?
>>
I could really use a (You) right now....
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>>160852702
>>
>>160850552
believe it or not kid that's never actually been tru srg, the twitch team is a fucking embarrassment that's why tru srg like headcrab and grav aren't on it
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>>160853324
thanks senpai
>>
Cran gave u pussy niggas a style 4 u 2 run with

Nd yall niggas repaid him by thinkin yalls wuz sum real niggas smdh. Punk ass hos
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>>160843270
What about All Dungeons? AD is much better than MST. It has way less cutscenes (especially sitting through Zelda's dream at the very start of the run is always a pain in MST), less RNG and practically plays the dungeons the same way (aside from the Deku Tree. That's done as adult in AD which is pretty unique). The trials are fun, but they're only at the very end of the run so you won't play them much.

The only reason MST is still seen as the best sweet spot middle-length NMS-like category of OoT is because it used to be in the past, but ever since boat skip's been found, AD is objectively better.
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>>160846732
underrated post
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>>160846732
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Hey guys I haven't been paying much attention to speed running but I always loved cosmo and siglemic. They were hype and were making so much money at the time on twitch so I have to ask, when are their next streams? Because I need some entertainment dudes!
>>
(Me)
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>>160854316
Cran aint even did nuthin 2 yall niggas doe
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>>160841373
120 star is way better than 70 star.
>>
>>160843045
both, probably. just like the FGC.
>>
Whats the best speedgaming series and why is it megaman ?
>>
What 2d platformer should i run help
>>
>>160865232
monster in my pocket for the nes
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>>160865232
a mario or a kirby or a sonic or dustforce
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>>160865232
megaman
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>>160865232
chibi robo
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>>160865232
Gimmick!
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chanzeux
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>>160865232
Ninja gaiden 2
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>>160865232
none

2d = 2/3 the skill of 3d
>>
anime desu senpai
>>
uploaded the credits i made for SRG4 back in 2014 to youtube in case anybody cares chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0GqGJo_6Bs
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>>160871342
word!
>>
>tfw playing MH with Mike Uyama
>>
birdxlaugh
>>
grindxcucklet
>>
russianxjew
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UAHa6R1ep0&lc=z12mh3oictfnvdobp04cfr44rt2zslcjojc
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>So anon...what do you do with your spare time?

I play the same video game over and over each day.

>What kind of job do you have?

People watch me play the same video game over and over each day.

>*walks away*
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>>160875505
t-trannies are better anyway!
>>
>>160875505
>>>What kind of job do you have?
I'm a computer engineer
>>
Stayin alive ain't no jive, had secondhands
>>
>>160875325
>>160875428
>>160875434
lol funny le shitpost meme haha im hilarious lol
>>
shitpostxmeme
>>
do you think zfg hears the OoT menu sounds even when he's not playing?
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you discuss me
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cosmo has basically turned into the essence of srg
hating speedruns but constantly talking about them and generally being a human failure
really makes ya neurons fire
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>>160883584
gj
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yeah okay whatever man i have tons of pbs too
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>>160882121
when will srg start her transition?
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When did Cheese05 become unwatchable for you? For me, it was when he emigrated from Trinidad.
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>>160884148
When he went full faggot and made those pathetic chat rules about people not being allowed to say SALT and stuff when he choked over a year ago.
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>>160883773
Ty!

>>160883791
Why do you not post them?
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>>160884902
im waiting until after my transition to show that girls are good at games too
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>>160885332
gl!
>>160884316
ikr!
>>160879868
baka!
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>>160871342
even if that is true (it's not lol) who gives a fuck
>>
twitch.tv

/bzplasma
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really wish puncay was still good enough to be the sm64 record holder; he's a much more memeable guy than cheese
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>>160887454
why not use ad block
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>>160887454
HANELUGN

holy shit though. I hope f didn't khs.
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>>160891149
fniure is sitting comfortably in his home listening to the new fan music release and practicing 100% strats
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>>160873004
This gave me depression
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>>160886285
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>>160894815
Who is the 'he' he is referring to?
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>>160894997
srg is the only place I know of that actively corrects pronoun use not only to disregard transgenderism but also to ironically defend it. it's incredible.
>>
>>160896097
I really don't know who he was referring to though. Hell, I don't even know who this is.
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>>160896460
cyber and his goon squad being fucking epic as usual
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>>160896551
oh ok, thanks for the scoop.
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so wait should i stream or not? :/
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>>160899754
never ever
leave this place and don't bother poking the dog again
>>
who is we
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>>160899754
Don't listen to that dingus. Please stream.
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>>160899754
pwease stream slayer
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>>160899949
>>160899973
>>160899980
just stop
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>>160900043
stop what
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>>160900043
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i tried to think of something gayer than speedrunning and i can't, any ideas?
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>>160900274
me
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>>160782470
dug is like 150 games behind
he should kill himself imo
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>>160900846
all he has to do is drink his NEETjuice
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>>160615159
mumble is still alive
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>>160900274
watching speedrunning?
>>
Reminder that starting NASA around early-to-mid May is fucking retarded because it conflicts with finales.
>>
>>160782470
>what are the odds that dugongue finishes first? (100%)
0%
therefore the others are 0% too
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>>160904552
>he doesn't know dug's unlisted playlist
>>
with all the research cosmo does you'd think he'd know just how degenerate tranny FREAKS like him are
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>>160905154
i cant believe there is anyone in the world who doesnt know about dug's unlisted playlist
>>
>themexicanrunner is actually polish

lol?
what's next, our girl croni is actually a man?
>>
http://www.frankerfacez.com/emoticon/143184-AnimeDreamingOfWR
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>>160905725
Poland is actually pretty based
They keep the Muzzies out
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>>160906810
added ;)
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just watched Santzo's Demon's Souls WR. That was great, that dude worked hard for that one.
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>>160908829
>speedrunning
>hard work
hah
>>
>thread is 4 days old

holy shit where the fuck did everyone go
>>
Anonymous (11) 11/23/16(Wed)11:53:13 No.67772740

nonymous 2 days ago dc2e99 No.25152
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.
This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best ay of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry
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>>160912889
O_O
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>>160910480
hi
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anime
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>>160914231
why did you spoiler?
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so did the monkeypolice finally get to be a maid?
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>My TV just broke so I need donations to get a new one. Please donate:
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Jodi got GIM
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anime is cute! CUTE!
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slayer stream
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It's thanksgiving at cosmo's family's house.

What do you think happens?
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>>160922195
someone will misgender """her""" and he will make a scene telling them how far above tribalistic nonsense like family he is and that he doesn't need them
then he drives back to his appartement, pukes out the turkey and gets snuggy with Soylent and a blanket
>>
Imagine being trannykey's family on thanksgiving and knowing that your "daughter" is the most influential tranny in american politics
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>>160924271
that's not Blaire White or whatever their name is
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>>160924580
Cronikeys is a future POTUS unlike this Youtube e-celeb.
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Anonymous 11/23/16(Wed)06:55:28 No.160912889>>160913914

Anonymous (11) 11/23/16(Wed)11:53:13 No.67772740

nonymous 2 days ago dc2e99 No.25152
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.
This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best ay of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry
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>>160924804
trannykeys will be shitting in a potty inside the loony bin before the next election even takes place.
>>
does anyone know where i can watch werster's emerald battle frontier speed run

also has anyone ever done any similar speedruns? like pwt in bw2?
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can we talk about how much of a meme leaderboards are because communities are splitting then based on consoles?
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>we
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It's OK to play on emulator, as long as it's an official one.
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>game is being played without lag

wow what an inaccurate console, the system can play the game at a decent framerate, time to ban
>>
Hey guys I think I left my handkerchief here, has anyone seen it?
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>>160928771
I saw one, was it mushroom or onion
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*logs in grommr*
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yo where are my bois at?!
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>>160929341
Hey thanks for responding, it has a white/black checkerboard pattern on it.
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I wuz told 2 send yalls niggas a msg...

Cran comin
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>>160931512
fuck OFF crabpedos >_>
>>
>>160927654
>cosmo buys a chinese console to beat oot faster to reobtain his WR in it because he couldn't get it back under normal means
>>
>>160931796
nigga u best leave mai Yezidawg alone nah mean
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>>160932058
*pushes your wheelchair out of the thread*
and stay out!!!
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>>160931884
>when cosmo got his 18:10 2nd place was highschooldropout82297 with 18:51

nigga please
>>
rly wish nindiddeh would stop using mic desu
>>
http://speedrun.tv/nindiddeh
>>
Trihex has been picked up for an eSports team. I'm failing to understand what they picked him up for. Do they have a casual stream division?
>>
golden yoshi's island just got released
https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=14668
who'll be the first to destroy trihex's time
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>>160928002
>It's OK to play on emulator, as long as it's an official one.
But why?
>>
Fucking hell, Diddeh with his mic on is absolutely horrible to listen to. Is he 12?
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>>160940776
well he is speedrunning, so he's at least got the mind of a 12 year old LOL
>>
>>160940886
- Guy in a speedrunning thread on 4chan
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>>160940492
people don't like religious nuts because of their purist fucking mentality. Original console argument is a more cancerous purist mentality
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>>160940987
I don't speedrun though. I'm a stream_monster haha :)
>>
>>160941002
I absolutely LOVE ridiculous comparisons that are not the same at all.

Not future proofing your game is straight up stupidity. Emulator is NOT the real game.
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>>160941043
You don't speedrun, but you watch them and talk about them, yet call speedrunners 12 year olds. Are you 10?
>>
>>160941095
do you speedrun sm64 or are you just this retarded all the time?
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>>160941546
You are retarded if you think emulator is okay for speedruns.
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>>160941843
you're retarded if you think there's any reason to not play on an official emulator
>>
>>160938614
I really have zero idea why you would sponsor trihex in this day and age, especially under the pretense of speedrunning
>>
Hi speedfriends!

This is your daily reminder that Trans people are; mentally ill, destructive to the communties they inhabit and a sign of a dying nation.
Besides this, they will also be burning in hell for sinning against god.

God bless and go fast. :)
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>>160694301

who's da qt?
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>>160942563
word
word
WORD
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get the FUCK in here

http://www.strawpoll.me/11716584
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When?
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>>160943958
>no "unified, no split" option
LOL...
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>>160943958
>no "i'd rather run a real sppedgame" option

lol?
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>>160943958
>not splitting for each controller color and revision
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>>160938614
>>160942368
They hire pretty girls and dancing monkeys "personality streamers" to fill out sponsorship requirements and get laid.

Trihexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx would be the dancy monking.
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>>160944072
There's no hope for you my faggot
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>>160941980
kill yourself statist
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>>160944072
GIBS
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>>160944072
tranny LOONIES should be the LAST ones to get that IF it was to ever be implemented DESU!
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>be skater
>go back in time to 1998, ocarina of time's release date
>have to wait 9 years before you are even capable of beating the world record in the current year of our lord oliver 2016
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>>160865232
>>160865232
Megaman Zero it was made for it
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>>160945247
they could've hired squid for a tiny fraction of the cost. a NEET chav who streams 18 hours a day for no money to begin with would accept any small amount to keep doing what he already does
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>>160948006
Um excuse me. Skater has the WR. Check zsr, the only official oot leaderboard. Idiot.
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Hey guys, you still the worst general on /vg/?
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He doesn't even speedrun or anything in particular. What are they sponsoring?
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>>160954138
close but /ksg/ still exists
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>>160954476
rofl
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>>160944072
it's called getting a job. does he really think we as a society are getting to the point of free income when it takes two jobs to stay afloat nowadays?
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>>160955242
he justifies his pitiful existence by finding every tech article he can about how complete automation and basic income is just around the corner, thus somehow absolving him of having to provide for his own existence right now.
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>>160954584
That's good then. Keep doing what you're doing, speedrunning WILL be dead one day. Then we'll finally be free.
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>>160955242
>>160955497
who is we?
>>
>>160955491
Pathetic.

>>160955850
What?
>>
nipa nipa
>>
*streams*
>>
speedjams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL3z32ZCySA
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ki7zCpOM6M
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>>160956991
tubba blubba has the best themes tbqh senpai
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>>160957320
word
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>>160954476
>Growing in rank with Yoshi throughout 2012 to 2015, peaking at the second best time
what a legend
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>>160954476
>HotS
How outdated are these people?
>>
> find barrier skip
> give up
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>get btfo
>give up
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>ctrl-f name
>no hits
seeya in a few days
>>
now that trihex is sponsored is speedrun breakdown finally gonna happen?
>>
a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
>>
>>160941980
why does the emulator being "official" make it okay?

why do you think developers should have any say in how we speedrun games?

why do you believe is it okay to standardize a brand name but not a version?
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>>160963864
*bird laughs*
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXgNl2g7EL8
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>>160954476
Tempostorm.com become KappaPride.
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>>160965393
>that one viewer who thought these were all cool and then got pissed when they found out that it was for helping speed
what is their story?
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>>160964149
what is bird laughs?
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>>160965776
a terrible forced meme much like most of serg's post pic
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>>160961278
Tempo is the laughing stock team in esports. It is ran by Reynad, the same guy who got ran out of the Magic community for cheating. Kind of funny that Trihex joins them. Seems like a perfect fit to be honest. Trihex can't compete in legitimate games and neither can Tempo.
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>>160966517
>Reynad
>Magic
isnt he also related to that old trouble of the joke cope a feel that went into more due to outrage from not knowing more on the other involved?
>>
>witwix cucked by tempo storm

tempo: hmmm who should we sign? a hot young athletic black dude or .... this fat neckbearded ogre who calls himself "witwix" ....? yeah really tough choice :)

BASED

SWAG
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>>160962904
especially trannykeys
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>>160967239
calm down bene, post your armpits to relax for a while
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>>160967778
>>
does bene still work at that animal rescue place?
>>
Is i_o_l btfo yet
>>
Who is the Kanye West of speedrunning?
>>
is dog rip yet
>>
The God Gamer Stigma
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>>160970634
stfu and fuck off already with this forced shit
>>
>>160970810
but The Stigma is real and is driving God Gamers from speedrunning
>>
>>160971098
they are smart enough to let it die unlike you
>>
The Yoshi Stigma
>>
https://twitter.com/360Chrism/status/799080678029754368
they are really trying to push for this
>>
>>160973015
>The hashtag system could be used to specify the kind of speedrun stream someone is looking for exactly
or you could just like follow the game you want to watch
>>
>>160973015
yes?
its been a week now
only issue so far is that a site decided to interview tri about it and establish him as some kind of head for the program
>>160973218
but this will filter out the others and let you see the SPEED
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>>160973362
>but this will filter out the others
how often are you ever in a situation when there are too many people streaming a game that you can't tell who is speedrunning it?
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Sick run
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thanks im finished you can stop now
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why does srg hate transgendered people?

what did any transgendered person ever do to you?
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>>160974740
Ruin /srg/
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>>160968924
he's dead (hopefully). show some respect
>>
cud u imagine being so desperate to be liked by a bunch of stream monster autists on an anime trannyposting board that you use your twitter to harass a fledgling tranny rather than shutting the fuck up and speedrunning tho?

i_o_l can.

tho im sure he has a lot more free time ever since he lost every world record he has ever had to a likeable, charismatic speedrunner that represents everything he will never be (i.e., good at video games)
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>>160974429
lol he posted it again xD
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>>160976612
he still has gothic 1 and 2 :3
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>>160976645
stop encouraging him
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>>160977245
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Our guy's green lads
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>>160977576
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Just did a speedrun with the Primarina in Moon for a time of 8 hours and 38 minutes. I'm sure it can be done a ton faster with a ton more optimizing. Onto my second try at speedrunning it now I'm way more familiar with the game.
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>>160979187
good luck. i hope you get a big PB next time and that you have fun speedrunning :^)
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>>160979187
>there still haven't been any manips for gen6+
>>
>>160979270
Thanks, I hope you have fun speed running as well.
>>
Which Hanna Montanna game is the best for speedrunning?

Thanks in advance
>>
>>160979657
go back to lizzie
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>>160979494
oh, i dont speed run. if i did, i wouldnt have any reason to visit /srg/
>>
hi brad
>>
>>160979657
Hannah Montana: The Movie
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>>160968974
Cronikeys
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>>160978980
me on the right going fast
>>
i miss simplee elin
>>
>>160984059
i miss the dog getting rest
>>
>some guy I haven't heard of gets my game into AGDQ
>is 3rd place in a lame unoptimised category
>they don't know basic things about the game
>obviously hasn't watched other people's runs
Why does this keep happening?
>>
>>160985214
>some guy I haven't heard of pokes the dog
>is 3rd place in everything
>they don't know basic things about life
>obviously hasn't seen the past
Why does this keep happening?
>>
>>160984114
>>160985358
as dogkin I find these posts offensive, I have a right to live
>>
>>160985614
you died ages ago already
just let the corpse rest in peace
>>
>>>/v/358590568
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>>160988693
Can you stop bumping the thread
>>
he's doing it
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/801689929793224704
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>>160974740
they wouldn't have sex with me
>>
>>160993310
Viskiv...
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>>160613115
I'm just checking up on this general every so often to see the latest gossip with degenerates like Cosmo.

My opinion on the situation is speedgaming peaked in 2011/12 with Siglemic going for 120 star world records, Cosmo + Demon9 and others battling for wind waker and Werster + crew pushing pokemon optimization to it's limits.

It culminated in AGDQ being taken over by people who cared more about political correctness and making money than being a community that has fun playing video games. I check my following page on Twitch and see some of the old faces either quit or still going at it but with a fraction of the viewers. Sig for example only gets ~50 viewers these days. I think people just got fed-up and moved on, there's only so many times you can shave .1s off a record.
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>>160965393
>vc emulation error
whoa nice........
>>
>>160993650
Siglemic got exposed hardcore, when Nero returned to the game. His old records are no reset run times now.
Wind Waker is like half an hour faster.
Pokemon is optimized much more now than when werster was still relevant and banned RNG manipulation strats because he didn't like them.
You're just a pathetic low effort stream monster who never got around to looking at the rest of the scene outside the 4 guys he's followed from the frontpage.
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>>160979916
>de absolutely irrelevant stream monster parisite namedrop
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>>160993895
>You're just a pathetic low effort stream monster who never got around to looking at the rest of the scene outside the 4 guys he's followed from the frontpage.

That's a fair assessment. I followed some of the smaller guys and randoms running their games but I was never fully invested into the scene.
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>>160994524
Why did you post that random faggy anime image with your post? Fag.
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>>160994643
It's cute and don't be so rude. I thought this community was tolerant? keep your hate speech to yourself pal.
>>
I am a fledgling seer.
>>
Anyone good streaming atm?
>>
>>160996918
https://www.twitch
.tv/suzuribaco
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_3N-QsNI0s&index=9&list=PLvPlHFutkfCSKsxjQQTQI9gXJM0o2VvuA
>>
i_oral_ladyboys
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who /esa/bois here?
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>>160993650
>>160994524
>>160996918
s e c o n d a r y s h i t
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>>161001042
This is what happens when you run 2D platformers.
Please stay away!.
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>tfw when ur controller is broken and you can't afford a new one
>>
speedjam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICBQ7zvtHUU
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxXfHxceMg4
>>
>>161001042
who's this exposed g-monkey?
>>
>>161005559
His name is Simian
>>
Why does MexicanBassMonkey still tweet when he is a known cheater who no one will ever take seriously in any way, shape or form ever again?
>>
Remember, fags. The best speedgames are the speedgames with the most directions you can point, just like how the best songs have the most notes, and how the best books have the most pages.
>>
>>161006634
what an oddly fitting name!
>>
>>161006832
>how the best books have the most pages
You mean the most letters. The denser the information the better. That's why Chinese people are so smart.
Otherwise I agree with your post.
>>
>>161007010
>Chinese people are so smart.
>barely a 2nd world country
yeah ok.
>>
>>161007156
>2nd world
please tell me youre not really this retarded. 2nd world has nothing to do with poverty. china *is* a 2nd world country because they were axis in ww2. stay in school.
>>
>>161007374
>higher population than any other country on earth
>lost ww2
geniuses, clearly.
>>
>>161007374
>2nd world has nothing to do with poverty.
Nobody said otherwise.
>>
>Master Speedrunner Svenne
>>
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:3c
>>
>>161008709
>unironically owning a dell.
>>
>>161008809
dell laptops are pretty based desu senpai
>>
https://clips.twitch
.tv/esamarathon/PlainSwallowRedCoat
>>
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>>161007010
english is the most information dense common spoken language
>>
>>161012574
>spoken
books are written, not spoken, and Chinese characters are more dense than the English alphabet
>>
>>161013085
but speaking was the developer intended way for language to be used, so it's all that matters
>>
>>161013210
that wasn't the freaking point though!
don't move the goalposts
>>
m_

IS

LIVE
>>
>An actual woman
Disgusting, where are the trannies?
>>
LADS
>>
>>161015553
Thats what im saying!
>>
>trannies

eww, what the HECK
>>
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what did she mean by this?
>>
post speed depression
>>
>>161018704
>this meme
drop it
no of you know the real thing
>>
>>161018704
there is nothing post speed depression, only death. unless you sign up for life insurance with New York Life.
>>
Cransgender
>>
just die already
>>
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>>
I had a dream last month in which I was a girl. Am I a girl yet?
>>
Coolkid really let himself go.
>>
post nut depression
>>
>>161020356
>people who take their nut this serious
what is their story
>>
>>161020225
wow goose has a hot gf
>>
>>160954476
>Those gyno tits

Jesus christ Trihex has mantits
>>
>>161022254
nah son son
hol up, son
like like
they my pecs from working out
like son
>>
>>160954476
>>161022254
>>161022406
I have gyno and my breasts aren't even that big.
>>
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>>161021091
I'm jealous :x
>>
>>161022521
What's her @
>>
new doggy
>>161023305
>>161023305
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