this thread is ass
>>1366297
Fuck off or contribute, cunt.
>>1366297
at least it's something different. Are 5 you laugh - you lose threads not enough for you?
>>1366297
This isn't reddit, kiddo. If a thread is shit is just slides off like a wet piece of shit eventually. By stating that "this thread is ass" you are essentially downvoting me and showing your disproval- but no one cares about that except you. Your parents probable hate you and when you die, everyone that knew you in life will dance on your grave. polite sage
Who got /Streets 112/ ?
My all time favorite.
>>1366387
>>1366289
>angry that babby's first SNES platformer gets a 3DS port
Why is this nigger surprised? He should play a good game
>>1366831
wtf are you talking about, how scrub are you
>>1366838
Yoshi's island is an assfuck of boring gameplay and one of the worst 1st party games on the SNES
>>1366842
I don't have time to argue with bs like this. Cya in another life.
>>1366846
Later days.
Enjoy your shit taste I suppose
behold
>>1366863
What. The. Fuck.
>>1366867
1:12 baby
>>1366831
You're reaching levels of austim that shouldn't be possible anon.
>>1366863
this some motivational shit, glad he achieved what he worked for
Anyone have that one guy in a GDQ playing Ecco asking for some "serious time?" that one always cracks me up.
>>1366867
It's called cocaine
>>1366400
pls go
>>1367238
Holy fuck this thread is genuinally depressing.
does anyone have a webm/youtube link of this one speedrunners fuckup in ocarina of time? He was at Ganon and rolled wrong and got killed and started freaking out or something
>>1366863
No Eric you're not a fucking legend. You're a naughty bird!
>>1367316
>Transition
What did he mean by that?
Is...was she a he at one point?
>>1366291
every fucking time
>>1366863
Only reason I entered the thread was to look for a webm of streets 112
>>1366387
Came here to post this
>>1366867
Probably a roider.
>>1366286
>>1368121
>
Somebody make with audio Drew Dreschel's 2015 Run or w/e.
He literally does course 1 in like 40 seconds or less or some shit.
>>1368003
yes
>>1366863
that clutchness tho
>>1368121
Real life speedruns are always so much better than the fags playing videotoys. I love to see how the ultra athletic and creative can bypass these challenges.
>>1368592
need more like this.
>>1368009
holy kek
>>1366831
It's because the original was thousand times better than 3DS one in many regards.
I'm real glad I didn't buy the newer one - got a 3DS - , I just saw some videos of it on youtube and even that was enough to almost make me cry.
>>1367972
You little cunt.
>>1366400
holy shit i'm dying, that has to be a joke
>>1368592
>tfw excess presses of the A button occur
>>1368823
Damn I remember watching this back years ago
>>1366291
kek
>>1372111
To be fair, I am worse than Hitler, at least he had a job and nice clothes
>>1366930
Too bad he worked for something totally fucking useless
>>1367316
Literally thought it was called 'something autistic.net'
>>1374706
yeah everyone makes that mistake at first. a couple of times even the announcers slipped up and said it
>>1368592
What a fucking God.
>>1366863
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING PACE
>>1366320
kek btfo
>>1377639
Well thank G-O-D we have you here contributing to the thread.
>>1377639
You kinda dodged my question.
>>1376723
does anyone have the one where they're all watching a speedrun and one guy won't shut up
until finally the player tells him to shut the fuck up?
>>1376723
>even SA is more transphobic that 4chan.
Just because the creatures dwell doesn't make them accepted.
>this is like [retarded naturalist shit]
Kill yourself.
>>1372111
You are one special kind of idiot, aren't you?
Even for 4chan standards.
>>1366387
So good
>>1377939
the video is over 7 minutes long and is 1 of the most awkward events ever caught on tape. I'm not sure if a 1 minute snippet gives the source video justice
>>1366291
tfw my old stream highlight makes it into this thread.
>>1378447
Holy fuck, I know the guy is saying some dumb shit but the speed runner is a dick. Don't just make an awkward moment worse.
>>1378447
This gives me such severe second hand embarrassment.
>>1382624
If you knew the context you'd probably agree to some extent that he was in the right. That situation was just a mess
>>1382624
Chibi is a fucking autistic dumbass. He acts like that through the whole speedrun and I believe he didn't even speedrun Tomba so there wasn't any reason for him to be there.
>>1382822
all of this is autism
>>1368818
halo 2 looked a lot better than it should have for a gen 6 game
>>1384033
go away edgefag :^)
>>1366863
This is one of the happiest videos I've seen
I would post the Half-Life speedrun WR but I have neither a webm nor the ability to make one
Here is the video though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtI5HM7GVGY
And I know that some of you are nerd losers who only care about single segment runs, so here is that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jzzYOkvatI
>>1366831
he's upset because this new game in many ways is like how brawl was so different from melee.
and it upsets people because now a game they know and love doesnt have the great design it had years before
There's a video of a speed run of GTA:SA I've been looking for forever now. The guy is speedrunning and going up some hill or something, and then a plane just falls out of the sky and kills him. He freaks out and it's really funny, does anyone know what I'm talking about? It's been years since I've seen it, so it's pretty old.
>>1366375
Can someone explain this to someone who isn't familiar with the game or how it's supposed to be speedran
>>1366863
Oh god the hype.
Still this record was broken so sucks for him.
>>1389398
I assume he wanted to use the other Limit to finish the two monsters together and instead used the wrong character which aimed a single one. Therefore he lost time.
Not quite what >>1368605 was talking about but holy shit this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9RpaNzH684
>>1366380
>>1368592
>0.5 A presses
>>1384228
>6969ballsdeep69cumshot69
>>1366867
what. a. RUSH.
>>1389375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfONdyWD1mk
would this be it?
>>1390920
Yeah that's it, thanks!
>>1366863
it was like SATAN gave me his PORNO collection
>>1366287
That sucks kek
>>1366842
You are actually retarded. Also that is Trihex in the vid and he is massively respected for his dedication to SMB:YI
>>1385262
god dammit this is a good game.
>>1389622
>not available in canada
th-thanks
>>1377903
jesus christ he makes it look so fucking easy
>>1378447
>autist con
>>1368823
fucking legendary speedrun
I remember when they commented that it was originally recorded with VHS
>>1368818
>using the sword glitch
What's the point?
>>1397574
It's a speedrun. Kind of the point.
>>1393407
>streamer
>respected
>for "dedication" to an old game
o i am laffin
>>1397657
SMB is for spergs
Not gif
https://youtu.be/UMwVpczaSOY?t=11m35s
>>1366380
hitting this HESS was the hypest shit back in the day in Cosmo's stream
>>1389295
Take it from a french, we don't pronounce EVERY letter in words. The "ent" are plural form when used in verbs and are silent.
The more you know.
>>1366863
Goddamn. I remember when you could say your performance in a game was "clutch".
>>1399622
Boy, thanks for the insight, Jean-Pierre. We never would've known that Spike's French accent is terrible without you.
>>1366286
Is this fucking real?
Is that the worldrecord he is choking on with two bowser tosses missed?
Where my /menuboys/ at?
Not a webm, but here I thought my 1:17 time on F-Zero X's "Silence" map was impressive...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3jTfZNFeDo
>>1369302
Yoshi shouldn't sound like a baby.
>>1401947
how the fuck ?!?!!?!?!?!!
>>1377903
name of teh game?
>>1367316
>Her
>>1405254
Hotline Miami (buy it, it's pretty good)
>>1397574
basically in 90% of speedruns glitching and things that would otherwise would be called cheating are allowed. Because the objective is purely speed related. I know it's shit but if faggykida does it posts a better time then faggykidb will have to just to match the time and possibly have to do something else to beat it. So it would descend into shit anyways.
>>1402700
Fuck I love this one
gonna drop a few of mine
what's the size limit on /wsg/?
>>1406013
I'm guessing 4mb
I'd love questions because introducing speedrun stuff to people who are unfamiliar but are interested in the game is pretty rad
>>1406042
max is 3.99mb
>>1401947
>FF IX - Pandemonium menu
what's pandemonium menu ?
>>1406523
in the old route it was the biggest menu in the game and was towards the end of the run. Since you're short on money you need to sell off everything you don't need to afford all the shit you do need for the final part of the game and if you watch him skipping over items it's because they're all crucial and not having them can fuck you over on certain bosses throughout the end of the game. You'd see people spending a good 3 to 5 minutes doing that menu but the guy in that video is the WR holder. Aside from all the selling and buying you're constantly switching out abilities and items to suit each upcoming boss and the faster the better really, it's a speedrun afterall
>>1367316
>"thats all i have to say about this video game"
but you did t say anything about the video game. You just talked about your trap boipussy bf. fucking faggot had to announce it to everyone
>>1368843
He was disqualified for that
>>1402700
this is the dumbest bullshit Ive ever seem in video games. had me in tears. what the fuck happened with the development of this???
>>1385262
I never knew anyone else played this game.
>always hated that level
>>1367316
some people just need to be fucking curb stomped. Him and his degenerate mentally ill tranny bf
>>1406538
Thanks for ur explanation :)
>>1366831
keep your autism to yourself faggot jesus christ. you probably havent even played the game. just some nobody.
>>1374704
Life is an absurdity. Only you can determine what is worthwhile for yourself. Do what makes you happy; let others do the same.
>>1382624
he was being a twat the entire run. he doesn't even know the guy running and just plopped his fat ass on the couch and wouldn't shut up the entire time. he deserved it
>>1406957
fuck the staff, no fun allowed and told this guy to move what a joke.
>>1368017
Not sure whose more annoying/embarassing, speed run nerds or fighting game nerds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvUiDyKR16M
this was a speedrun marathon est 70 hours and this guy gives up at around 65 due to sleep depravation, his soul looks fucking crushed just skip to 10 mins befor the end for real life depression
>>1367316
Kek I remember watching this live
I fucking knew it had to be an it but when he revealed it was his "gf"
>>1368017
bless blueglass
he da bes
>>1384228
Did he make money from that? :/
>>1397574
Do you know what speed running is?
Or is this just dumb bait
I'm going with bait
>>1414161
andy is a cheeky cunt m8
>>1400206
Halo 2 segmented. Look it up on youtube.
>>1389534
what's the new record?
Anyone have the one where a guy makes a very very simple and reasonable mistake in a game but fucking loses it and then breaks down in tears. It's pretty old and I can't remember what game it was.
It's a little funny seeing him pull this off then going around the long way now that the current route is to sword jump over the wall he was at when he picked up the skull.
>>1400256
>He wont make it 5 minutes of foot, it's spawning season for the antlions!
Boy, you're right, he'll finish the fucking chapters in less than 5 minutes
>>1366320
tryhard reddit refugee detected
>>1415552
>I did the old stick a cheerio to the screen for that
MAKE SPEEDRUNNING GREAT AGAIN
>>1401947
blindfolded?! what an absolute savage. the amount of sheer muscle memory and preparation even going into the actual act itself is banana sandwich.
>>1402700
literally in tears, good job man
>>1414161
I love Andy, the dude is so far behind anyway he has no chance to win.
>>1414161
So was the guy on the right ahead or behind? Also didn't he just fuck the guy on the left's progress?
>>1417176
Andy, the guy on the right was so far ahead he didn't even take the race serious and just played around and did stupid shit. The other dude was so butthurt that he was loosing that when his console got unplugged he hoped that they would reset and start over.
>>1368017
Please tell me I'm not the only one who think of the guy in the back as an annoying prick.
>>1416550
Totally agree, the fact that speedrunners can literally play a game from muscle memory is straight up savage.
>>1368818
oh wow such speed omg. Halo truly is the pinnacle of the fps speedruns. It literally does not get any faster than this!!!!
>>1368592
This is why he limits his A button presses
You'll get em next time, Gyre_.
>>1366863
whats the music from? cant think of it and its driving me insane.
>>1406042
this game triggers me 24/7
they are just random ass monsters trying to live a peaceful life in a deserted area
>tfw mediocre Halo 2 speedrunner that does nothing cool enough to be in a webm
>>1419673
It's from the movie Sunshine
>>1366863
Pure artistry.
>>1366400
>laying on your deathbed, contemplating existance
>accept your time is over, you raised a strong son
>son comes in
>"dad I have something to tell you"