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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
first for being awful
Why is everyone in this thread so terrible at TF2?
xth for nothing is real
Post your mouse
>Using a fragile piece of shit with too many buttons
Kids these days, I swear.
I have used it for almost four years I think
>>160541380
I can't be bad if my loadout is expensive. Checkmate, atheists.
is tf2 anime?
>>160542061
Everything is anime if you try hard enough.
Post an artstyle loadout
>>160542315
>>160542315
Reporting in for artstyle check.
>>160542315
is this artstyle
>>160542689
>lime paint
no
>>160542968
no other paint works for these kinds of glasses, the other greens are too muted
>>160542523
very artstyle
also very cute
wtb stout shako 2 ref
>>160542315
ner fsoldier hp to 185
POST GUD RAFFLES
I miss when all of tf2g used to wait for updates and then get the low craft numbers on the new cosmetics together
>haven't played tf2 in ages
>decide to give it a whirl again
>login
>"your backpack is completely full! Gib monie plz or discard stuff"
>backpack UI is completely broken
>can't even view all my items
>only shows one page and no way to scroll
>close game and relaunch, still the same
wtf happened?
>>160542315
>>160543825
buy a backpack expander or dump your three hundred force-a-natures
>>160544029
missing cigar/pipe
>>160543825
>Says the man who somehow hoarded enough bullshit that he filled his backpack
If god had wanted you to live he would not have created memes!
>>160544159
You misunderstand. I can't even see my items because it will only show one page. There's no way to scroll to the rest.
>>160544269
I'm not even sure that I did considering the broken state of the thing.
Hello again.
If you could delete 4 weapons, which ones would you delete?
Backburner, stickybomblauncher, direct hit and machima
>>160544295
*alive
>>160544295
>hfw holding last with 1hp
>>160544428
If your account is free, that's literally your entire backpack. There is no second page.
Where can I get the best deal on a frying pan?
Regular, doesn't need to be strange.
>>160544428
you have a backpack expander, use it
>>160544428
Use the thing at 3,3 it's a backpack expander.
>>160544523
Really, because this is also my backpack if I use the sort function.
Don't tell me they jewed everybody with a microbackpack now and think they can ask me to pay to get the rest of my stuff back.
>>160543650
Am I a good raffle? http://tf2r.com/kso459g.html
>>160544812
that is weird
don't know what happened
>>160544812
Check backpack.tf
>>160544448
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/de/Soldier_taunts07.wav?t=20100625223634
you damn fool
>>160544889
pretty gud
>>160544448
Removing weapons that might be ruining tf2
Less weapons may improve the experience of tf2
or possibly these weapons are annoying to fight against so which one would you remove to never again have to deal with that weapon
>>160544679
Is there a place on the internet that sells frying pans for a low cost? A completely normal frying pan with no special abilities.
>>160544448
Rescue Ranger
DR
Tide Turner
Bazooka
>>160545359
multiple trading sites
the market
come on
>>160545359
I have a frying pan, post trade link. I don't use it because I have the machete.
Id remove volcano fragment and sun on a stick for still being useless shits years later
thats it
>>160544448
rescue ranger and wrangler
with very little exception, everyone i see use these weapons is absolute garbage , then they go "omg noob use wrangler" while trying to use his sentry down a sniper sightline with 0 score. Even worse in mvm
>>160545907
Almost every time I see an engineer using the wrangler, he's better off just letting it aimbot for him while he spychecks and RRs his shit instead.
>>160545058
what now?
>>160545508
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=73840224&token=hTR6uUcD
yes pls
>>160546067
Did you try restarting TF2? Did you use that backpack expander?
>>160544235
it's there, it just hid in the beard
>>160546173
I did restart it, a couple times. I didn't use it, no. It says it only adds 100 slots anyways.
>>160546067
validate the install files, and if that don't work. Delete and reinstall the game
>>160546157
wow thanks m8 I thought you were memeing me
>>160546272
Using it might fix your slot issues.
>>160546445
It's a two scrap item, dude.
>>160546445
Frying pans are dirt cheap dude
>>160544448
>Loose Cannon
>Sandvitch
>Pomson
>Construction PDA
>>160547463
>Can only use the pip boy to make things
Fucking p2w garbage
>>160544448
dead ringer
razorback
danger shield
phlog
>Backpack's worth jumps up by 20$
>Can't tell why
All my unusuals haven't changed in almost an year, what is this sorcery
>>160549968
all the cool kids make all-class cosmetics now. Hotdogger went all-class
>those games where you got a good nest going but your team who are all at spawn wont kill that obvious fucking spy just standing disguised next to your entrance tele and destroys it all match
>>160551178
>playing engineer
Daily reminder to do your part to help make TF2 great again.
Returned Unusual drop chances and possible particles effects to their original values now that Halloween has ended
Added beta support for the CELT voice codec
Currently only enabled in community servers that opt-in to the beta
Server operators can enable CELT usage by setting the below convars, followed by a level change
sv_use_steam_voice 0
sv_voicecodec vaudio_celt
Updated the localization files
Fixed an occasional client crash with an error message regarding "CL_ReadPreserveEnt"
>>160552252
The fuck is CELT
>>160552252
>CELT
What?
>>160552331
>>160552376
basically the voice codec used in csgo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CELT
>tfw carrying comp as sniper and people ask if you play ugc
>Can´t browse my loadouts , or game options or even do anything while looking for a match
How long its been like this already?
They are not changing it , are they?
>>160552643
If they're going to copy overwatch at least copy the non-shit parts too
>>160552749
Why not just port everything they did already on Dota2/CS:GO to TF2?
>>160552858
I dunno, I think they just straight up hate the game now.
It's the only reason I can think of for tough break, halloween, and mym.
What was the reason last year's halloween was shit? They were supposedly working on something? Was that tough break? Will this christmas be as shit?
>>160553046
wtf i hate sniper now
>>160553031
>I dunno, I think they just straight up hate the game now.
>It's the only reason I can think of for them putting a ton of work into rebalancing, new weapon systems, a full matchmaking system with comp options, adding new maps, new contracts and the promise of two class updates in the near future
>>160552252
FUCK YES
why did this take so long?
>>160552634
nice resolution
>>160553276
>Rebalancing
Most of which were god awful
>New weapon systems
What?
>a full matchmaking system with comp options
Competitive is fine but it actively ruined casual. Competitive is shit too, from what I've heard.
>Adding new maps
That they didn't make, but yea they're ok.
>and the promise of two class updates in the near future
Yea, the promise. They promised that end of the line would be hot shit too and look how that turned out.
>>160553425
32 bit toaster, what can you do
>>160553515
>what can you do
have you tried getting a better pc
>>160553474
Those are some hot opinions right there
>>160552643
Open the console while waiting for a match and type in
open_charinfo
That gets you to your inventory and you can browse loadouts from there.
>>160553515
buy an oven, maybe it will run better
>>160552424
For someone that's not a sound engineer, what's the difference?
>>160553601
Explain to me what you mean about "New weapon systems".
"Promises of updates not being actual updates" isn't an opinion, it's a fact.
>>160553601
so youre saying that its opinions, but your opinions are correct and his are wrong
youre fucking epic
>>160553682
>>160553770
I'm not the original poster, but someone is upset at having their shitty, /v/ tier opinions questioned
oh ok so youre just baiting
good to know
>>160554009
who are you talking to?
lol, dotsy just beat b4nny in faceit
on medic tho
>tfw u play against b4nny and his stack on a class you don't know how to play and win a pug
https://clips.twitch tv/b4nny/ComfortableSkunkMVGame
>>160554421
>>160554608
what's the point if you died anyway
>>160555164
point of what
>>160555231
>oh i killed a big guy on low health thanks to our roamer shitting on him while i'm the medic and die in the process
>but that's cool because i killed the big famous guy
>>160555772
I mean I was gonna die anyway
is b4nny really a big guy
>>160555918
>Jump to roamer on the right
>Double back while he bodies the demo and scout
>Grab the medium healthkit
>Not be an useless sack of shit for 14 seconds
>>160556095
why are you bullying dotsy and being an theorycrafter
>>160556349
shut up dotsy
>>160556412
slut up dotsy
>>160556495
ok
add me
>>160556563
Thinking about id/stary, i finally remembered his convo during the 2013 new year's teamspeak
>HOLY SHIT I JUST WANT TO BE INSIDE SHIFTY RIGHT NOW
>*chuckles*
>Do you really?
>YES, SO MUCH
I miss that fag, did he ever manage to wreck shifty's tender boipuccy in the end? Also does anyone have the link to the video?
>>160556095
it wasnt an issue why are u being rude
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A9bEBZAXv3
>>160557149
is a GTX1050ti a decent budget card
>>160558579
To play TF2? nig just buy a 8800gts from 2008 and you´re good.
>>160558579
yes
>>160553602
hell i luv ya mate
http://tf2r.com/kuiybtu.html
I refuse to play the 2nd easiest class in the game but Valve keeps insisting on giving me hat drops for it (before you ask, Pyro is the easiest).
>>160560467
whats the third easiest class
sniper is the easiest class
>just click heads
>>160561008
Soldier
Mountain lab is an okay but but it's ruined by spies
>tfw steam starts up by itself when i have it set to not run on startup
>>160561232
whats the fourth
and fifth
and sixth seventh eighth and ninth
>>160561324
In no particular order:
>Scout
>Demoman
>Heavy
>Engineer
>Medic
>Sniper
>>160561423
>In no particular order
i hate you
>>160561423
but sniper is already established as the easiest class
and that IS a particular order, its the order the mercs come int
>>160561423
>in no particular order
I miss when new cosmetics had funny descriptions.
Should I sell some of this stuff? I don't play Spy at all
Been looking at some of my old draws from last year. I need to draw more.
Post loadouts.
>>160562191
I haven't bothered to take a screenshot on a non shit computer sorry
>>160562191
>>160562191
^-^
>>160562191
pick one you like
I didn't think it was possible to be worse at tf2 than /tf2g/ but /owg/ has easily taken the cake.
>>160563132
based retard still haven't learnt all the generals are shit
>>160563132
tf2g's average skill level is miles and miles higher than average
Best map to play for many hours?
>>160562360
I always like seeing your loadout posted.
I think it's one of my favorite. Something about it is kind of calming.
>>1605634672fort
>>160563574
A different map, I'm tired of 2fort
>>160563549
Thanks!
>>160563619
2fort night
>>160563619
turbineproi actually like it because of the alcove
ANYTHING but ctf maps
>>160563837
>implying tf2 would exist without ctf
>>160563837
nucleus
CTF is objectively the best game mode.
>TF2Center game
>playing spy
>attack soldier with 2 sick amby headshots, last headshot was worthy to be in a frag clip
>his late rocket hits me fast enough so he re-heals and doesnt die, left with 25 hp
>fucking blackbox
why dont yu play overwatch
fucking ambassador
>>160563467
CP process and gullywash.
Will prepare your anus for competitive
>>160563987
Because I got bored of OW when I hit 95 hours
>>160563651
yeah now this is what I'm talking about
>>160563882
>nucleus
>>160564069
>CP process and gullywash.
>>160564136
Reminds me of engi power. I loved that map.
Engis weren't even that good on it, just one of the main changes was the ladder up from the water.
>>160564136
I really like Invasion 2fort too.
>>160563549
autist
>>160564264
>tfw it wasn't in the Halloween pool
I also think a map having the sawmill-style theme makes any map better.
Upward? It's better
Egypt? Better
Dustbowl? Better
>>160564268
/tf2g/ I present to you.
The Autist.
>XD
>>160564378
cute
>>160564264
>>160564307
sawmill/nightfall is like the comfiest theme tá Žbh
what happened to ctf_sawmill? i remember playing it pre-mym
cant find a single damn community server running it
>>160564378
get on my level
>>160564496
It vanished, along with ctf_well, rd_asteroid, and pl_cactuscanyon
>>160563549
i like your drawing and the way you talk about that loadout
>>160564378
Medic Down
>>160564669
cute pic
>>160564926
11 kills 62 deaths? wtf
>>160565020
>>160565162
and i thought i wasn't good at sniper
i'm still not, but i'm better than this guy
>>160565020
>>160544714
>That engineer
>>160562228
I see your demo as a crazy king who only talks to a bird.
Also he wears a big sock on his head.
I like it.
>yfw you land the perfect airshot
>>160565684
>>160565228
>3 engis with 0 points
>>160565162
wait
you can click on people on the scoreboard and see their stats?neat
>>160566660
>engis
>>160566809Cute!!
>>160552634
damn how do you snipe with <30 fps
>>160567303
by missing a lot
>>160567380
lol same but I cant blame it on my fps
>>160562191
i wish valve would sell this game to some other company already
Okay, I got a question because I just encountered the weirdest thing I may have seen on a community server I joined.
So, I join and random-select a team, and I notice this soldier running around many times faster than an ordinary soldier. I watch him for a minute, and then notice that the server had a popup for a 'premium' account. (It's one of those servers). What was stranger is that the server had padded its numbers to be almost entirely bots with a few odd humans (about five or six).
So, I was curious. I asked the guy "Why do you use premium?", and he, no kidding, launches into a five minute tirade over the mic about how it's a free country and he can spend his money any way he wants and how he's a successful doctor making 200K+ a year. He finishes by saying "What a dumb fucking question, why do you use premium, stupid fucking question." then he called me a commie bastard.
Sadly, I didn't get it recorded for the hilarity of it, but then I said "Well, okay, but you trivialize the game for you and other people. So I don't understand why you do it." Then he said "Let me help you ragequit" and he kicked me.
Who was in the right here?
Is he in the right for spending money to blow up bots all day? Am I in the wrong for judging him based on the fact that he plays TF2 but uses it to play around with god-mode 24/7? I looked on his stats and he doesn't play on any other server. He's missing half of the achievements, even.
Who was right, here?
>>160568060
whats his id
i wanna see it
comeon
>>160568060
>stop playing videogames in ways that I don't like!
this post is pathetic and so are you, he's probably some old guy that isn't good so he has fun doing that against bots
>>160565629
thanks
i have a bird on every class that has a bird, i do like how it looks on him
>>160568192
/id/Arayh
I'm still not entirely sure what his problem was. Maybe the way I asked the question? I typed it up, but he took it very personally when I asked it.
>>160568331
It's not that he's enjoying it in a way I don't like, it's that he's not even playing the same game at that point. He is paying money to a community server to blast on bots for hours.
Is it wrong to not understand the logic, here? I mean, there are plenty of games out there that are way better for power fantasies than team fortress 2. I have Doom on my quickbar just for that.
>>160568449
why do you care?
the fact that you are posting about him at all makes you seem envious and pathetic, are you incapable of understanding that he just might like tf2?
>>160568449
>He's missing half of the achievements, even.
he has 451/520
thats way beyond half
still its pretty dumb how seriously he took a question
you cant really tell someone's tone from text so im guessing he thought you were angry at him because thats probably the only response he ever sees
>>160568523
>why do you care?
Because it's just weird. I don't think I've ever encountered anything like it in over 500+ hours of TF2.
>envious and pathetic
Okay, please explain this.
Why would I be envious of a person who paid money to get god mode on a community server?
No, no, take your time. I want a complete answer here.
>are you incapable of understanding that he just might like tf2?
Then why isn't he playing TF2? He's not even playing with other people.
I want to know the logic here.
>>160568652
>WOW SO WACKY AND WEIRD LOL RIGHT MY 4CHAN BUDDIES?
You are pathetic for caring what others do with their money that they earned
>Then why isn't he playing TF2? He's not even playing with other people.
literally incapable of understanding what i said
you are a fucking moron
>>160568638
Oh, pfft, I read it wrong. I thought it was 251/520
>>160568695
Now, you're acting weird because of a simple question I asked: What would drive someone to do that?
>You are pathetic for caring what others do with their money that they earned
I'm not posting about the money he earned. I'm posting why he does it. What possible draw there must be.
>literally incapable of understanding what i said
I'm perfectly capable, I want an answer.
Did I hit on a sore spot? Do you pay money for a premium slot on a server somewhere, too?
>>160568812
not him but some people just have autism and live in their own little perfect world
that dude is content with blasting bots
just let it be
>>160568812
>I'm not posting about the money he earned. I'm posting why he does it. What possible draw there must be.
BECAUSE HE HAS FUN? MAYBE HES OLD AND NOT GOOD AT THE GAME? ARE YOU RETARDED?
>Did I hit on a sore spot? Do you pay money for a premium slot on a server somewhere, too?
lmao is this your defense
>>160568695
>this anger over a simple question
sup arayh
>>160568934
>BECAUSE HE HAS FUN?
Okay?
>MAYBE HES OLD AND NOT GOOD AT THE GAME? ARE YOU RETARDED?
He sounded in his 30's at most.
If he's not good at the game, then shooting robots isn't going to make him any better. Furthermore, setting up your own listen server packed with bots is free, so I don't see the benefits of paying money for what amounts to a few console commands.
It was just a simple question about a weird experience I had, but whatever.
>>160568926
>that dude is content with blasting bots
Okay, that's fine with me. I just didn't know if I had insulted him somehow to get so ridiculously defensive.
He may have had a sore spot from other people asking him the same question, but that doesn't explain the outburst about being a doctor making 200K and me being a commie bastard.
I mean, I don't THINK I did anything wrong by asking that question.
>>160568060
If the server you joined was a NighTeam server it looks like he's an admin on it judging from his profile, so I doubt he actually spent any money on premium.
can you all SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>160569151
>If he's not good at the game, then shooting robots isn't going to make him any better.
>implying he wants to get good in a dead game
>being incapable of understanding a way someone has fun
fucking retard
>>160569194
I think Premium gets you admin, does it not?
At least, it would be a real scam if you paid money to a community server and they didn't give you admin for it. That would just be a slap in the face.
>>160569281
Okay, whatever. I'm retarded because I don't get the joy of paying people to shoot robots all day, something you can easily do for free in single-player.
>>160569420
>for free
>most if not all decent single player games where you shoot bots cost money
yes you are retarded
>>160569281
>implying he wants to get good in a dead game
>implying TF2 is dead.
>implying TF2 isn't better now than it's ever been.
Maybe you just suck at it?
>>160569420
>a hurr durr i dont understand that everyone has a different opinion as to what is fun
>hurr durr puzzles r boring and confusing how can dey be fun??? wow dude ur doing a small easy puzzle instead of an expert one wow dont u wanna get better and have fun???
^ you
this dude probably gets mad at people that play mvm too since they're not actual players
>>160569528
>>implying TF2 isn't better now than it's ever been.
I know we're all baiting mr. autist over here but we shouldn't get TOO retarded
>>160569523
Yes, but TF2 isn't one of those games. You can load up a server right now and give yourself god mode and blast all the bots you want.
You seem a little slow, son.
>>160569547
So I read maybe some of that greentext, but not the rest because it's clearly a waste of everyone's time.
>>160569528
im in im bud
>>160569634
mvm is fun, it has a based set of rules, an objective, and fun dynamics that separate it from the core TF2 game.
It's not just giving yourself god mode and shooting robots.
I was really just asking what the appeal was, but no one can seem to answer it without vomiting greentext or going full retard about it.
>>160569672
>hur dur tf2 sux
>hur dur ur retarded
>but let's not get TOO retarded
Sorry, this thread went off the rails into super-retard territory when you idiots go into an argument over something so minor as someone's encounter on a community server.
nice dead game fags ROFL
>>160569885
That was my first post on this shit heap.
>>160569793
you are a moron dude
>why is this guy having fun in a way that I don't understand or appreciate? how dare he!
there is nothing wrong with enjoying a videogame
SHUT THE FUCK UP
S á Ž H á Ž U á Ž T á Ž á Ž T á Ž H á Ž E á Ž á Ž F á Ž U á Ž C á Ž K á Ž á Ž U á Ž P
>>160569962+
>why is this guy having fun in a way that I don't understand or appreciate? how dare he!
That's literally not what I said, at all. Please find the place I said anything even remotely like this.
I said I don't get his reaction to my question or the fun in paying to do this.
>there is nothing wrong with enjoying a videogame
I agree, so can you answer me what was wrong with the question in general?:
>>160570019
No, now that halloween is over, there is nothing else to spend our time on.
>>160570165
yes spend your time on SHITPOSTING instead
>>160569962
who are you quoting?
>>160570206
Who is shitposting? I posted a weird experience I had with a strange man, and wanted to know who was right there.
>>160569194
>NighTeam
Holy shit are those servers still around?
That's where I farmed all the achievements I needed in the Scout and Spy updates.
>>160568638
>still its pretty dumb how seriously he took a question
I've found some people on TF2 to have some massive inferiority issues. As in they do not feel like their life is worth anything unless they are doing good at the game at this very moment.
Especially the ones with Pony avatars.
^who are YOU quoting
>>160570924
Now THIS is shitposting.
>>160570970
a lot of people, apparently
Does tf2g just have a dedicated shitposter who exists to shit out greentext and just act like a cunt in general? This isn't the first time I've seen this happen.
there's always that one guy who types out replies, but doesn't actually reply to anyone
>>160571368
God no NO NO NO
>>160571361
It's the worst when they just make bizarre strawmen for fifty posts at a time.
What do you even say to them? "I'm sorry but that's not what I said anywhere" doesn't work because they know you never said that stupid shit they're typing out.
>>160571239
>i am still mad about my argument being shit and for being called out for being an autist about others having fun in ways i dont llike
can we discuss the video game called team fortress 2 yet
>>160571534
frogs don't even have dicks
>>160571539
no, really, who are you quoting?
>>160571539
>my argument being shit
What argument? You never even addressed it. You just made a bunch of greentext.
I wanted to know why someone would spend money for the express purpose of shooting bots, but you went on some inane tangent about autism, greentext, and not understanding fun.
If your best response is more dumb greentext, then don't respond.
>>160571691
>Why does this man enjoy doing this?
>Why does this man spend money to do this?
Those were your main issues with the man.
>caring why others do things to have fun
did someone say shitposts lol
>>160571774
>Those were your main issues with the man.
Find where I said that. Because if you ctrl+f either of those, you'll quickly realize that those two lines quote nothing and nobody.
If you're going to make more strawmen, just quit responding.
>caring why others do things to have fun
I literally don't. I asked a question about his playstyle and it devolved into this.
Are you this person? If you are, I didn't mean to offend you with the original question. I just can't see why anyone would care this much unless they're the subject of the discussion.
>>160571879
post your id
>>160571583
shut the fuck up
>>160571807
wtf is that a girl??? gross
>>160572014
me on the right
>>160572003
Why?
>>160572121
i got a message
>>160572190
From who?
I haven't sent any messages.
>>160572190
Can I trade for your Max Head if you ARE that guy?
>>160572210
i got a message for you
>>160572285
You could just post it here.
>>160561530
Mge me. Me as soldier, you as sniper. Let's see what class is easiest.
>>160561530
>sniper is already established as the easiest class
>not spy
>not medic
>>160572340
i need your id to deliver the message
>>160572371
ive never mged anyone and i suck at sniper regardelss how easy he is
>>160572371
>>160572428
also that was 3 hours ago
why would you respond to a 3 hour old shitpost
>>160541381
shut the fuck you bitch
>>160572442
Gosh what could possibly go wrong. A guy absolutely NEEDING my ID to send me a message after having an argument with him for the better part of an hour.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198280668482/
Yes, this is me, I'm the CEO of Gay Furries. Please send all your messages about autism or whatever to him.
>>160572586
>hiding your profile and posting someone elses
:^)
>>160572670
So, what's the message?
>>160572701
it needs to be delivered to you
>>160572670
seems like a smart move. i wouldn't give my id to someone who I've been calling a retarded faggot for an hour.
>>160572456
Then shut the fuck up. You can't say which class is easy until you constantly can do atleast 4k/d in pubs with it. Sniper is most skill required class, you can't do a shit untill you throw atleast 100 hours on it.
>why would you respond to a 3 hour old shitpost
Why should i care when it was posted? What are you died past this 3 hours?
>>160572812
What is 'It'?
If this is about that admin wanting to ban me from those community servers, tell him he can have at it. I'm not giving you my ID, though.
>>160572817
>gets mad and goes on a tirade about someone having fun
>UR THE RETARD!
god damn someone is really fucking angry here today
>>160572967
can you even fucking read or did you just mash your hands angrily over the keyboard until autism came out?
I didn't even call you a retarded faggot, but now I will: you're a retarded faggot. stop trying to push your dumb grudge.
>>160572875
This is why I think Spy is the easiest class
Just camp a blind corner, get 4-5/1 K:D Easily.
>>160573163
>everyone
It's really just the one guy spewing greentext. Everyone else has been pretty chill.
i know your id
starts with a t
>>160573426
Oh, well I didn't read those posts.
>>160573363
Okay, cool. Send me that message, then.
>>160573163
>tfw no bf to randomly fuck me in the ass in the night
>>160573472
second letter is h
>>160573573
Is this like Wheel of Fortune?
I'll take an 'E'.
>>160573621
do you want me to post an angry comment on your profile or what
>>160573663
Sure, go ahead. I keep them like a trophy.
Who else does this, btw?
>>160573714
bro SHUT UP DONT HATE ME CAUSE U AINT ME
>>160573148
Spy relies on how bad other team are. Most easy class is heavy. All you have to do is hold m1 and watch how you killing atleast 5-6 people per death without any attempting to avoid damage.
>>160573991
I don't hate you.
And you know what, I was thinking about it. If you want to spend money to blow up bots all day in a server, that's fine.
I was probably just shocked by randomly encountering it that I didn't consider that it may be worth the price of premium for him. More power to him.
Usually when I play community server roulette I get some oddballs. Pony servers. 'Achievement' that are really just instant-respawn brawls in that tiny idle achievement map. That fucking furry ERP server I found one time where I downloaded about ten models with the suffix 'Penis' before stopping the connection and scrubbing my temp files. That one just struck me as strange.
But if he wants to be strange. Who am I to say he can't be. Maybe it's not strange at all.
>>160574179
thanks for giving up and submitting to me
i win
holy á Ž F á Ž U á Ž C á Ž K á Ž á Žjust shut up you fags
>>160574259
Nah, but I see why he would do that.
I don't agree with it, but that's about it.
PS: are you actually that guy?
>>160574348
no i just replied because you're incapable of understanding that not everyone has fun the same way you do
>>160574392
You spent an hour arguing with me because of that?
Is this your idea of fun?
Where the fuck are the pyro buffs?
>>160574429
it doesn't take much effort to post on 4chan
>>160574571
Still doesn't explain his reaction. I asked the question, got treated to five minutes of inane rambling about capitalism.
fucking hell its like watching two mountains try to beat eachother by throwing pebbles
will you both shut the fuck up and just LET IT PASS
FORGET IT
this arguement is OVER
>>160574621
inferiority complex
tf2 is riddled with them
it's like the people who plaster their steam profiles with being big movie and youtube stars as well as being MLG AAA.
they have absolutely nothing else, so the concept that you may be taking that little thing they have is threatening enough to make them throw a fit.
So it's basically confirmed all of /tf2g/ is furry degenerates, right?
>Stary commissions gay furry artist for porn
>Thread posts furry porn regularly
>Many more tripfags and figureheads are furries
>Thread regularly has a thread in /trash/ for when the janitors start doing their job
>>160575059
most of tf2 is full of furry degenerates
I don't know how you're just getting this memo
>>160575059
furries and their porn honestly disgust me on every level conceivable.
>wanting to fuck animals
>injecting your craving of animal dong into literally every fetish imaginable and NOT FUCKING TAGGING IT SO EVEN WHEN I BLACKLIST IT I'M FORCED TO SHUFFLE THROUGH DOGFUCKER PORN
>loud, obnoxious and invasive even and especially outside of niche fetish porn
>plastering their stupid fucking furry faces on every single one of their avatars, as if the fact that they want to fuck animals is the only defining part of their personality
>said porn and avatars that must be drawn by the same 3 or 4 people because jesus christ they ALL LOOK THE EXACT FUCKING SAME
not a fan
>>160575357
Adding to this:
>intentionally adding server mods to include massive cocks and vaginas.
>On servers where the degeneracy is not tolerated, proceeding to spray furry porn everywhere.
>Never shutting up over mic
>>160574621
probably because he is ashamed of doing it
doesnt mean he isnt allowed to have fun though
>>160575819
I actually hadn't considered that.
That's a very good point you've brought up.
>>160576089
thanks kid
>>160576864
If he is ashamed of doing it, then was pointing it out to him the wrong thing to do?
>>160576942
who cares the guy sounds like a loser but you are also a loser too for thinking your way of having fun is better than his
>>160576942
why do you care who is wrong and who is right
this dumb morality conversation has been going on for hours
no one is right
no one is wrong
you asked him a question
he yelled at you because hes dumb
end of story
>>160577064
>thinking your way of having fun is better than his
not him, but if he's playing the game the way it was meant to be, then it objectively is.
>>160577071
Thank you.
>>160578196
Please don't.
>Red Robot complaining about "Fun ruining classes"
>Snipers, Heavys, Engineers
>These classes are "fun ruining" because they don't let him charge in with the caber and critswing
>>160577064
my way of fun is hacking on pub servers
are you going to tell me my way of fun is just as good as yours?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5QpiCtvDxg
I can only see my own spray, why is that
>>160578863
>redrobot
>scottjaw
>scout main youtubers
>>160579390
SPRAYS
NEVER
LEFT
>>160579564
But why can I only see my own spray
>>160579680
Maybe because no one else is spraying.
>>160578863
You triggered me.
>2016
>complaints about Engineer or Heavy as a subclass
>using caber actively
Caber is only for fucking up übers, a.k.a Sentry defense with Pyros. For a good long time it will stay that way.
>>160579558
Scottjaw is a non-youtuber at this point
I mean, what does he even do apart from fuck around with Dane and Raja?
He only plays scout. he whines like a bitch when Dane forces him to play Engineer, hes never learned to sentry jump which is probably the easiest kind of jump to do short of pressing space and he just gives up playing and claims that his friends are bullying him by insisting he plays a class but Scout.
Replacing him with Funke for those few episodes was the best thing they ever did
>>160580557
I see that and increase the drama. What Raja ever did but complaining about SiN and Delfy and cried like a bitch how his channel don't get enough hits to have 5-digit numbers as benefit? Dane is cool in my book, I just can't stand Raja.
>>160580648
I think Raja was right to complain about SiN and Delfy because both are pretty scummy people, but the way he did it made him sound like a jealous bitch
>>160580648
>>160580710
He's a pajeet, of course he's shit.
Is there a service on crap.tf or some other site where I can trade craft hats for other specific craft hats without trading them for refined first and then buying the hat? I want a not crafted buccaneer's bicorne.
Hello is this 2012?
>>160581248
I dont think so but I have one
>>160581403
Sadly no
>>160581403
your soldier loadout looks like shit
>>160581403
dude are you the real star_
>>160581403
>not the chief hat, kringle, and skulls
Step it up.
>>160581436
If you don't want it, I'll gladly trade you an ellis cap for it.
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=60775393&token=ZqBp7DhK
So how many hours do you have in TF2, tf2g?
>>160581709
A quarter of a year
>>160581709
1228 hours
>>160581709
this many
>>160581709
>>160581709
1.1k
>>160581709
Many.
>>160581709
1267h
>>160575059
>>160575357
By the way, why furries always are faggots? They don't like pussies? Seriously, i have never seen any furry that wasnt gay/bi/faggotgender shit.
is it 2012 again
>>160582540
Wow the people on my friendslist are actually playing tf2
>>160582435
Probably that's because they don't have an idol in their life to wreck pussy. So they give that role to cartoon shit.
>>160582540
Yea.
>>160581709_312hours
>>160582593
>312
you are cute, like little baby
>>160582540
not enough dickpics to be 2012
>>160582883
>He has not completed every achievement
>>160582942
>He goes out of his way to do 500+ achievements
>>160581709
Since 2010 i changed so many accounts so i don't even know. Probably around 1600.
>>160582942
>He didn't use S.A.M to unlock all achievements
>>160583062
Forgot my attentionwhore sign
>>160583063
Does this mean that I wasted an incredible amount of time?
>>160583163-No
what are the most important taunts to have
>>160583063
>Using third-party programs for achievements
All I had to do was go to an achievement server and either do a good chunk of them with the set ups they've got there, or just doing !all in other servers
>>160583257
Schadenfreude
>>160583257
killer solo and nothing else
i've had this thing for a couple days and the salt mines are bountiful
>>160583285
>still no sax guy sound
into the trash
>>160583285
why triple glasses
>>160583405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zej3h8WcH_I
>>160583257
H5 for peeking corners
Schadenfreude on scout/pyro/demo/sniper/spy for the salt mines that follow
Director's vision on soldier to hadouken with the mangler
>>160583432
to emphasize the fact that i can't aim for shit and also item clipping is fun
Best mouse sensitivity for sniper&amby?
>>160584006
something low
>>160584006
aimbots seem to always use super high sens to flick to every headshot, so I recommend as high as possible
>process
>go to last
>6 fully upgraded sentries
CLASS LIMITS PLEASE
pott
hey
>Meet furry in pub
>He's really good
>Add him and play comp with him
>He's really good
>Invite him to my UGC team
>He is really good and friendly, never says a bad thing, although really awkward when trying to explain himself>He always has his inflation fursona as his pic, and has shitty names referencing his kink
I don't know how to feel
>>160585603
tell him to add me for erp
>>160585343
At least it's not
>2 Heavies
>2 Quick-Fix Medics
>2 Snipers
>Try to enter last
>Head removed instantly
>Try to pressure Snipers
>Literally 0 commitment from them as they hide in spawn
>Try to pressure combo
>Lmao pressuring a QF
>Try to use a non-stock Uber
>Head removed instantly
>Use stock Uber
>Medics counter with Quick-Fix
>Everyone who isn't flashed gets head removed
>Uber goes down toilet because of QF
>>160585720
Not accurate, these snipers never aim to your head
>>160583257
Kazotsky for pre-game. Raises the morale.
>>160585603
Sorry, that doesn't sound bad. I find female inflation kinda hot.
>>160585720
Your options:
>capable Spy
can shut down both Heavy and QF Medics
>Kritz Medic with a pocket Soldier
fucks everything up
>Vaccinator Medic with a Demoman with Stickies
charged stickies will largely deny their push and burst damage
todays science
>>160586241
that's a cute rack, i recon you don't have any source for it huh
>>160586312
The champion of trash
>>160586241
>Spy
>Doing anything in a remotely serious setting
>Kritz the Soldier
>-450
>Vaccinator
>Medic pops QF, snipers swap to Demoman (because they're still in spawn)
It's why so much shit is banned in competitive, because pushing last is the dumbest shit ever when the defending team no longer needs mobility, a lot more stupid shit becomes available to them.
>>160586323
She's probably fat, which is why the image cuts below the chin.
Post most usefull guys on your team.
I can't hit a shit btw.
>>160586323
Well, sadly no. A hint tho', try "google image" search first, if that fails try "iqdb" then slip to "TinEye" from there. None of them gave me any hits.
>>160586387
At least it's not a Camera Beard.
>>160586389
>Kritz the Soldier
>-450
How about Soldier peek-shots to the enemy spawn from a corner or blast jump away? How good can they respond to an incoming crocket?
>Vaccinator
>Medic pops QF, snipers swap to Demoman (because they're still in spawn)
And Snipers will be forced to get out, what else? Deploying a little later than the enemy Medic buys time. You just had to lure them to yourself, the deploy after enemy Medic and push it.
How you go through the day without trying anything else?
>Spy
>Doing anything in a remotely serious setting
But that's the only reasonable answer if you're so bleak and autistic about other über deploys. Trying to counter-snipe them would be foolish. Best bet is either Spy or using 2 Medics wielding the mentioned Mediguns.
>>160586482
credit to team
>>160586482
this
>>160586482
>not machina
Nothing gets pubbies more mad than a fully charged machina bodyshot from a gibusvision snoipah.
>>160587072
Not the same thing since you can't oneshot 175hp classes anymore
>>160585720
I'll take "things that didn't happen" for 200$
>>160586482
Support is best role.
>>160587323
I just recently found out the hazmat headcase can be worn by sniper. It looks horrible and I love it.
>>160587323
>not using a bow
seriously?
I wish I could spectate my buildings
I wish I could spectate my mom
>>160587323
Since MYM, the Sydney Sleeper is Snipers best kept secret
>>160588214
how big is the jarate splash when it shoots heads?
>>160588352
Its the same for a headshot as a fully charged body shot
I wish I could spectate my money
>engi can't stop feeding buildings to the enemy diamondback spy
>>160589054
>have to keep killing a scout speed 250 HP demonigger every five minutes because the retarded 125 HP classes on your team keep giving him free kills
i love playign team fortress two!
>>160589545
me too!
>>160586482
>have weapon with massive hitbox
>still cant hit heads
>>160581248
go to geel.tf buy hats and instead of choosing paying with metal and keys use the pay with items options, its literally right next to it.
sfuminator.tf also lets you do it
>>160581709
2500h
>>160589858
I can play soldier, win games and go like 60/10.
Or i can play sniper, lose games and standing littereally in spawn and go like 15/5.
I wish snipping was just as easy as snipping with 1 fov aimbot when you still have to click at heads and they actually got hitted.
>Mountain lab match
>enemy has four spies
>also two hacker snipers with a clan tag
>no one on our team but me wants to go pyro or medic
>everyone seems to think Heavy and Sniper is a good idea
>two spies go "ez" when we lose
>>160590520
>also two hacker snipers with a clan tag
You should just leave. It's only your faulth.
>>160589483
DR Spies are the biggest offender there.
>>160589054
Gunslinger? If not, why Pyro is not helping him?
>>160590520
You gave it your best I think, you should've leave earlier.
How many items from raffles have you won guise?
>>160591508
dont know lol
>>160586482
OC donut steel
>>160591784
Is the sexxy real?
>>160591831
I'd say he's quite sexxy, so yes.
>>160591784
Huh, i didn't know they changed the cauldron's name. Shame it doesn''t actually use the antique quality
whats so special about the iron bomber
>>160594453
It functions as a pseudo-second sticky launcher except it doesn't stick to walls
>>160594453
Old quickiebomb launcher that explodes instead of fizzling out and also explodes on contact
>>160591784
Very nice.
>>160587860
Here's my bowman.
http://tf2r.com/kgpgjxc.html
What is good about the quickiebomb launcher?
>>160596231
sticky sniping
Reminder that this is who you're usually playing with and against
>>160597417
>Australia
>1,110 hours in less than 2 years
>Engineer weapons can't have the kills while explosive jumping strange part
This is bullshit
You know you're a dumbass when the bots that eagerly accept shit like strange scottish resistances with a close-quarters kills strange part on call you out for your choice of customization
Time to be a fucking idiot again
>>160598781
not terrible in the end
http://tf2r.com/k0spw84.html
>>160598981
>>160597417
I saw a kid playing tf2 in a buffalo wild wings on a mac that struggled to get 15 fps with no mouse
wow
http://gay-furry-gif.tumblr.com/kwtvqoc.gif/rflhtml
Why is tf2g full of furfags?
What happened with human's previous account?
>We now accurately price vintage items
>Pretending you didn't have it the way it originally was just so you could jew some careless kids out of their blue hats
>tfw you will never say based BasedViva
>>160605856
Jesus man how do people afford all of that shit
>>160606350
having a job.
or being lucky, kind of a mix of both.
>>160605709
What??
Didn't you just say it?
>>160606923
He typed it, though. It doesn't mean he said it, though.
>>160562191
materialism
Rydercycle is doing his 10k subs stream
>>160611154
He needs to work on his accuracy with Minigun. Also he complaints about 200 ping way too much. He sounds nervous.
Yo Viva, i got a friend with your same mouse, he said you can download a program from logitech that lets you fully customize your devices, including that little button in the middle
>>160562191
whats the best strange weapon in the game?
why is the prinny machete the best melee in the game?
>>160612376
shovel
>>160612551
>not shovel
>>>>160611846
o War with heavies killed.
So what do I buy with 11 refined?
>>160612872
Holy fuck, what just happened?
Fan o War.
>>160611487
he a shy
no bully doe
>>160612668
how about you dig your own grave with your shovel.
Prinny is still best.
>>160613139
im going to dig youre butt with my shovel
>>160612935
raffle
>>160612935
buy nine bad hats
Eternal Reward gets the silent decloak attribute back.
What happens
>>160613481
its still shit
>>160562191
>inb4 Axtinguisher
How do I sell some of the stuff I have lying around? Apparently some of it is worth a lot of Refined and I want to take advantage of that
>>160614086
backpack.tf
>>160614086
Use scrap.tf auctions if its overpriced shit no one wants. Otherwise spam binds on trade servers
>>160614086
http://tf2r.com/newraf.html
>friend playing a lot of heavy lately
>he's been complaining non-stop about the GRU nerfs
>apparently he keeps forgetting to put them away and getting hit by the minicrits
>suggest maybe using the eviction notice or the fists of steel
>"lol no, I don't want to be slow"
Why are you playing Heavy then? Really once you accept that you are playing a slow class the GRU is no longer a necessity. GRU is a crutch for people who don't really want to be playing Heavy
>>160614221
>>160614271
>>160614313
For reference, this is how much my shit is worth according to backpack.tf>>160561918
>>160614339
Fists of Steel are the superior heavy melee anyway.
>tfw punching baddies in the face and never dying because they don't know how the fists of steel work
>tfw surviving headshots and capping the point in the open
>tfw votekicked for cheating
>>160613708
>>160614520
you can sell most of that shit on the market if you want hard steambux
>>160614681
epic
>>160614989
I've never used the market before, so Idk how to make it work
>>160615189
go on market
post a listing
confirm on phone
>>160615189
is this your first time using the internet?
Heavy can shoot straight down to preform a minigun jump
[Y/N]
>>160615386
No, I've just never used the market to sell shit
I only ever just played TF2, never really traded with anyone
>>160615640
/N]
>>160615640
He wouldn't get anywhere with it. About as useless as flarejumping.
How do I stop getting so wrecked as Heavy?
I think I try to take on too many people at once
>being spawncamped
>go medic
>no one wants to push while ubered
I hate this game more and more
>>160616239
Sniper or spy then.
>>160615854
Get a medic. You are useless without a medigun beam up your ass.
>>160616417
>Get a medic. You are useless without a medigun beam up your ass.
>>160586482
Burd
>>160605856
>>160616417
>"I never learned to play Heavy"
>>160606350
The Combustible Cutie is actually pretty cheap for an Elite Grade. As long as it's not Strange.
>>160605856
You can afford all that but not a computer that can play the game at a better res?
>>160616772
I just find it's a comfortable resolution. Also for the most part I'm not at home so i have to use my laptop.
>>160616608
perfect.
https://scrap.tf/raffles/CG9DLD
xd
>>160617372
>plugging in some random usb
>opening anything from said random usb
its like he wants to lose his hats
>>160616681
>>160616574
>I only play against retards
>>160586482
the sniper has 35k kills now
speaking of raffles, check out this good shit
https://scrap.tf/raffles/WSW9FA
https://scrap.tf/raffles/958HNH
and a hidden one
https://scrap.tf/raffles/C975QQ
Heavy is a joke class desu
like pyro
How do I unlock Sombra?
tend to your pony farm and youll have enough gems for him
>>160619648
You dont
"Come get ya armor!" - Engineer, TF2
Dispenser coming up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l5qmoe9CNA
"tf2"
á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž - me
>>160616765
I think he meant the 2 Unusual weps and the assasin all class p. fetti
man i havent humanposted in a long time
anybody wanna see some humanposts?
GUYS
what do you think about that game """Team Fortress 2" by Vavle
>>160622482
>Unusual weapons
>>160622560
Sure, why not?
am i unusual
>the creator of the Gift Bringer is so butthurt that he made this
Unusually hideous, yes.
>>160622626
>He doesn't know about the star icon on the top right corner of an unusual item
oh
-.-
>>160622847
I simply hadn't noticed them. Either way, unusual weapons aren't very expensive because most of them are garbage, same with hats.
>>160622931
I wasnt saying they are partucularly expensive, just that they are way more expensive than the brony head.
Why is Overwatch better
Overwatch is having a free weekend.
i am also having a free weekend
you can play with me as much as you want
Gross.
>>160623960
id?
>>160624176
id/180019213/
>>160624301
no thanks i've heard bad things about you
>>160624350
pssh get tricked thats not even my id
you think im gonna share my id with some anonymous stranger?
>>160624438
>i was only pretending to be a disliked degenereate
TF2's been having a free eternity.
JK it's pay 2 win as fuck.
>>160624475
pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>160624537
>i was only pretending to be retarded
go back to /v/ this thread does not deserve to be shitposted in
give some examples of pay 2 win in tee eff 2
>>160624659
muslek made a video about it with the golden pan
you should watch it
hats make u better @ the game
>>160624617
>this thread does not deserve to be shitposted in
>gendral of a 9 year old game filled with 12 year old and furries
>>160624659
Any decent team you could find in an mvm match comes from tour of duty never bootcamp. Also having hats or shiny weps gets you at least 1 pocket med in every pub
kids back in my day actually put effort in shitposting
>TF2 is pay2win because cosmetic shit that doesn't affect the game costs money
Okay.
ded
>>160624923
no pls
>>160581403I still miss them.
what is up youtube ster_ here back with more overwatch highlights
>>160625581
idiots think that the Sun-on-a-stick is better because it costs 7 USD
I fucking hate those self entitled Overhype pricks
>join 24/7 turbine server because tired of casual
>turboshitter stickyspamming demo on the enemy team
>use sticky jumper to jump into him and blast his ass
>kill him every time because he cant keep up with stickies
>doesnt even pull out grenade launcher
>blames everything on his team
>eventually i dominate him
>he switches to pyro
>still kill him
holy shit i forgot how fun it is to bully shitters
>>160624659
>can't play competitive without Winger, Gunboats, Escape Plan, Crossbow, or Pain Train
>have to pay for them or wait an hour for a 1-in-256 chance at getting one in a random drop
>only premium users can trade weapons
really ded
>>160627054
Where did you find this pic of Dotsy?
>>160630520
>Only premium users can trade weapons
This is objectively false.
pitty bump
>>160630520
You can rent them
make syringe gun viable again
>>160630520
a. you can craft them
b. you can rent them
c. you can ask someone for them
d. by the time you get to the competitive level, you would have at least sunk in 1000 hours, which is well more than enough to get all unique weapons
e. noobs are going to lose regardless what weapons they use, tf2 is highly skill indexed
>>160632706
remove falloff from all primaries
>syringe gun deals 10 damage per shot at any range
>crossbow deals 38 damage per shot at any range (healing unaffected)
Will Jerma ever play TF2 again?
>>160633897
That's actually really cute. Besides the chat snippet
Anyone knows how much a crossbow shot fills your uber charge?
I know it ranges between 1~8 per shot, but does the health healed or percentage healed matter to choose how much uber you get?
>>160635161
i think it might be determined on range
>Haven't played TF2 since Overwatch came out
>Old community is getting a game together
>Figure why not
>Get constantly rolled by the same Kritz Demo combo because lel 2400 damage stickyspam
>Instantly remember why I dropped TF2
Good to see that in a whole year, nothing has changed.
>>160635345
I thought that as well but on one of those idle servers which take away your hp I did some tests and it varied on how much it healed rather than distance. However Im still not sure on how it determines the amount of uber charged
>>160635925
good thing ow has those completely balanced 2400 damage ultimates that you don't even get punished for dying while charging them
much more fun to play against
>Shitters complaining that other people using teamwork to complete the objective in TEAM fortress 2 makes the game too hard for them
>>160636090
Highest Ult damage in the game is McCree's, which tops out at 1500.
And even then you have to be a retard to let him stand there and charge it that high.
Plus y'know. The downsides to it, being the "IT'S HIGH NOON" globally broadcasted to you and your team, and the giant "PLEASE SHOOT ME" glow surrounding him.
You'd have an argument if there was a decent counter against Kritz Demo, like how Deadeye is basically cockblocked by Rein's M2.
>>160636219
scouts
i mean not in the middle of his charge because sticky bomb explosive range is bullshit but scouts
>>160636103
At least in Overwatch you need skill to do extra damage ;)
Unlike in TF2 where it's basically "Let me just spew 300 damage fuck-you bombs like a retard and wipe half the enemy team with one click.
>>160636219
>Implying stock uber doesn't counter kritz
>Implying sniper and spy and scout don't counter medic
>Implying scout doesn't shit all over demo
>>160636329
Okay nevermind, you're just baiting. Carry on.
>>160636319
>DemoMed are absolute pussies and always stay back behind their team until they have charge
GLHF
>>160636380
Kritz charges faster than Uber.
Sniper, Spy and Scout can't do shit if the med/demo buttbuddies do nothing but surround themselves with their team until they have full charge.
>>160636380
>Okay nevermind, you're just baiting. Carry on.
Nah. Want to do double damage? Aim for the head.
TF2? Pray to RNGesus that he gives you a random crit for 300% damage. Or just get kritz'd and detonate your stickybomb somewhere within a twelve block radius of your target.
Or play Sniper and Spy, who are the only two classes who really have to earn their crits in any meaningful fashion.
>>160636482
>2 soldiers and scouts are holding your entire team back from the demo and med
have you considered that you have bad team coordination and leadership
wat
>>160636329
>you need skill to do extra damage
Ah yes, because pressing E requires skill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7s98gdeq14
i enjoy this persons videos
New Minigun:
>15% less damange
>15% slower spin up
>Every bullet coats the enemy in Mad Milk for 1 second
>>160638535
wat
retarded
give scout that gun
>>160638595
You need to be 18 to post here
>>160638697
New Rocket Launcher:
>only 2 rockets can be loaded
>rockets travel 100% faster
>rockets deal no damage
>rockets have 100% bigger blast radius
>rockets apply jarate on target
i feel bad for pamphlet because whenever i see him he's getting pwnt on banny's stream
>>160638865
What would be the point?
The aim of my idea is to lesson the Heavys reliance on the medic and so he doesn't have to carry a sandvich every game
Your idea is just stupid and pointless
spy gun
-no sap
-no kit
-no watch
+50 hp
>>160639251
So pretty much "use the eternal reward" the gun
>>160639068
no mine is so he has to rely less on medic because he can crit nerds with his shotty
New Rocket Launcher:
-rockets can time travel
>>160639356
ok i fix
-no backstab
-mele deal normal damage
new flamethrower:
-20% less damage
-50% less afterburn damage
+50% less airblast cost
+50% faster airblast rate
+20 health restored when extinguishing teammates
>>160639774
new flamethrower:
flames can now headshot
Pyro is a bug and needs to be fixed
>>160639013
who cares pelt is a faggto
>>160639774
Change it to less air blast force and no minicrit reflected projectiles and it would still be cancer, just ever so slightly less so.And friendly pyros still wouldn't put me out.
>payload
>team getting pounded by pocket medheavy combo
>top damaging but no support
>someone goes medic from being one of the 5 spies on the team
>pockets the heavy and not the top scoring soldier
Fucking pubs.
It's either there is no medic or no one competent to medic well or you go medic and no one competent to uber.
new bottle
+1hp when overhealed by a medic
-1% damage
+on hit gain 1 health
-5% more damage taken from sappers
+minicrits people who recently reloaded 2 second after taking the teleporter
+alt-fire: throw your bottle, dealing like 10 damage or whatever. why would you throw your melee anyways, you doofus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUNSJGrA170
>>160640238
New New bottle
>taunt to overheal but move slowly for a certain period
Why are my custom killsounds so quiet? Can someone help me?
>>160640516
just turn up the volume lmoa
>>160640689
it's at max
>>160640746
seriously though, can't you just make the actual file your using louder?
>>160640912
I tried increasing the decibels but it doesn't really help and just makes the quality sound worse
>>160640976
sorry then, I can't help.
It's been so long since I messed around with hitsounds.
>>160641186
killsounds
>>160640456
new new new bottle
>"The Alcohol Content"
>damage done will charge a "barfight" meter
>when the meter is filled, taunt to resist 33% damage taken from all sources and take zero knockback while being bound to use only your bottle
>the "barfight" meter can only be charged once, even if you go to a resupply locker
tl:dr buffalo steak sandvich but not fucking useless due to 25% more damage intake and not replacing an entire functional weapon with an edible item
New bottle:
Every third taunt you steal the enemys phone and sell it to a pawn shop to buy weed
>>160641214
????????????
like voicefiles or whatr?
>>160641439
no, the sound that is made when you get a kill on a player or building
>>160640976
just record the source of the sound but louder
>>160641465
what the fuck then i never notice, what does it sound like?
>>160641601
you really are clueless arent you
they made a hit sound and kill sound a few months ago
you can also edit what they sound like with a few presets
>>160641690
Guys why the hell is she in the valve store?
>>160642837
it's art that's available to purchase
you put things into stores for others to buy them
so maybe, just maybe, valve wants you to buy a picture of Miss Pauling for $25.00
>>160642837
for scout mains to put next to their scout portrait
>>160641925
>>160643051Yes i want, but why they didnt put the administrator to in there? Makes you think that maybe she is already planned as a subclass in the future.
>>160643098
Not a scout main btw.
>>160643289
that was a joke thanks for coming
>>160643954
Insensitive American
>>160643954
the black box
>>160643954
crutch launcher
>>160578863
same thought process when market gardeners and scouts call engineers annoying
yes you faggot, the sentry is there in mid tower or flank PRECISELY to stop you cunt
>>160643954
boom... headshot!
>>160643954
Austranium Grenade Launcher
>>160643954
twitch tv/clintstevens
>>160643954
golden granade launcher
>>160643954
ravioli ravioli
cant expect anything good ffs
>>160644604
are you gonna name it or just post that pic and expect us to not call you a faggot
>>160643954
I want to impregnate Dotsy's boypussy
>>160644604
give me the proofioli
>>160644604
actually name it you pussy
you fellas sure get triggered easily
>>160644892
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a9/Soldier_mvm_loot_godlike02.wav?t=20131122055359
>>160643386
i know, well i should have done a proper response since i already knew that it was a joke
sleep tight thread
i want to cum in dotsy's tight thread
How do I get REALLY good at scout?
>>160647235
>play scout a lot
>???
thats pretty much it
Do you guys think TF2 is dying?Be honest.
>>160648526
nope. People are just retarded.
>>160648526yes, but I'm not going to admit it until it reaches Stillborn levels of active players
>>160648526
nah
it still has a lot of advantages over your typical FPS, including being free, a feedback system, and the fact that you can't press just one button once to win the entire fucking game
>leave server in casual because my teammates are braindead
>"you will not be able to rejoin this match"
>requeue
>immediately puts me back in the same match
>S2J used to be a 6s scout main
>>160650105
who
>>160615640
N.
>>160614339
GRU is only beneficial for long distance like running to 4th or last cap point and no teles. You can try to explain but GRU is engraved on people's mind as a weapon they can rely constantly. He'll figure that it became "situational" by himself or play another class anyway.
>>160615854
Oh boy.. This one will be a long list.
>get a good headphone
>get a good mouse
>get a good Medic who checks behind when taking a turn, leads on invuln deploy and hectic
>hear your Medic about "Spy!" warnings
>do not revv up too much when you are open to dive ambushes
>bait Spies into decloaking with rev-stop-rev
>don't drag your Medic infront of walls where he gets full splash damage
>check your behind while taking a turn, or skipping an alley.
>check above you often as a diver like Spy or Pyro can kill Medic
>provide cover fire for you Medic, especially when getting close to Sentry
>best bet is having a sweeper like Scout or Soldier
>play for taking cover; alone or not, long range shots will chip away you
>when revved up, strafe more
>know where porches, windows, catwalks and plate gaps are, expect Sniper fire or Sentry
>following a sweeper class like Soldier or Scout may help you to stay alive at the open, but be wary of Sniper fire
>If you have low profile like down a ramp, momentarily crouching may save your head from getting decapitated by a Sniper shot.
>you can jumpblock Sniper shots for your Medic if you feel that he's way behind.
>prioritize the closest target first
>learn to jump-rev (space->M2) from corners
>aim with yawning trajectory path as you are strafing
>circle strafe if you wanna suppress and scatter groups
>if engaged a loner too close; strafe the same direction as they're going and yawn the mouse infront of them
>make use of endurance items when forced to play at the chokeholds or open FoS, Sandvich, Dalok's with Brass or Natascha.
>get mobility and damage if you have good push. Like KGB, Family Business, Eviction
gasthescouts
Happy Birthday to the Homie, Red
Love having ya back
>>160648526
of fucking course its dying
>>160650105
>garbage smash community and garbage tf2 community have a lot in common
whoda thunk
>>160652275
Thank you.
>>160651897
>Medigun with blut and vita
I hope that's only for cosmetic.
>>160581709
>>160653982
i never noticed it until now, but sir hootsalot's eyes are actually pulsating with color
i wish i could record a gif of this, but i dont know how so the only way to see it is to go to whatsnext.loadout.tf and look at it in the loadout
>>160653489
dear god of course. Do you think I'm retarded?
>>160653982
needs upscaling/10
>>160654883
I had a giggle
ban me daddy
>>160655536
>6056x4512
you absolute madman
>>160655479
why you posting pics of people
>>160655479
its the real oph dude....
>>160655805
Do you play with the view model in it's default position, in the minimal position, or disabled entirely?
>>160655947
min
>people who put tm at the end of their steam name
>>160655947
Minimal position, disabled for primary.
>>160655947
have them off for primary and secondary, but i have them on with 125 viewmodel_fov for melee
>>160656028
>the meme arrow in the name
What the fuck is it, it's not even >, it's different
Everyone playing in this lovely sunday? Why no one posts?
>>160657828
its 4:30 am
what do you think
>>160655903
>Error: Image resolution is too large.
>>160655947
Minimal + a mouse button that toggles them on and off whenever I feel like
>>160659984
LIGHTWEIGHT BABY
>>160660089
I also do this, except I have a bad habit of constantly spamming the toggle and can't stop
>people who use jpegs as sprays instead of making them into a VTF file
>roster ride team
>they have not lost a match and are likely to win their div
hot damn
What happened to custom servers? I haven't played in a couple years but I remember there being tons of servers for prop hunt, Saxton Hale, death run, and tons of other stupid bullshit. Now it seems like most of them are gone.
People still play this thing?
>>160660587
You think anyone is going to believe this?
>>160660606
http://mentalcrash.deviantart.com/
>>160660730
Fuck off pedo
>>160660761
I don't find kids sexually attractive tho.
>>160660730
Learn to draw more than one face
>>160661028
I'll try
>>160660587
>>160660606
>>160660730
>>160660761
>>160660919
>>160661028
>>160661062
What has this got to do with TF2?
Remember when UGC had every Heavy item banned expet for The Family Business, the chocolate bar and the KGB?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJp-Dy6lyng
post TF2 related videos.
>>160660919
Why not?
>>160661421
https://youtube.com/#/watch?v=bzG_syyvWgc
>>160661347
Literally how new?
>have an idea for a multi-class cosmetic that would be relatively dead easy to model, a lot of people would like, and would fit the art style
>the thought of actually going through the steps and figuring everything out to actually make it is too overwhelming
>>160662532
Around 1.5 year
>>160663237
>Here since 2015
>Still doesn't know about Yakui
tf_viewmodels_offset_override unlocked WHEN
seriously, this would fix so many viewmodel problems and the only effort the devs would need to make would be to set reasonable +/- ranges for each axis
>>160660919
>loli witch yakui
>>160663275
>>160662532
I've been inactive since early 2014, there really isn't a reason why anyone should remember me anymore.
>>160661710
What attracts me in another person is at least some developed sexual appearance, a kid has none of those traits.
>>160663409
>Playing scout
thoughts?
>>160664589
austin
I want to play like blindpyro :s
>>160664589
Still waiting for that drawfag to sketch the no homo heavy and freddie medicury.
>Sixes
>>160665997
SHUT THE FUCK YOU BITCH IDIOT SHITTER
>>160666178
>Ulti-Duo
>ctf
>finally destroyed the enemy sentries
>die because afterburn
>the other soldier sees teleporter
>instead of shooting rockets at it, he tries to melee it
>gets telefragged by engi
>respawn and go back to the enemy intel
>sentries back up fully upgraded
just because of that melee fag i bet
>>160665997
>>160666204
>prolander
jk, everyone who thinks this is a good format should kill himself
>>160665997
How would you make ctf a competitive gamemode
>>160666902
make good maps
you dont
>>160664957
>>160666902
Bring back ctf_sawmill.
>>160667239
bet they all spammed lenny face in chat too
https://scrap.tf/raffles/Y3P5V0
neat raffle
>>160667515
nah, just the sniper with generic shit talking after every kill but thats a hack feature i guess
who the fuck is MentalCrash?
>>160668958
yakui
>Being this new
>>160667239
Had that happen a couple of times. I always just left.
>>160668958
an autistic tranny, avatarfag, pedo, and is not tf2 in the slightest
OFFICIAL PAYLOAD RANKINGS (best to worst):
Lil' Chew Chew
Default
Hoodoo
Snowycoast
End of the line carts
Helltower graves
>Playing Gayload
Im gonna play some turbine
payload is fun
ctf is not
CTF is a better game mode than Payload
ctf rounds usually lasts 5 minutes or 3 hours
its an awful game mode cause it doesnt allows for fluid gameplay
>>160668958
The reason Acesgamer is dead
>Fluid gameplay
>On the worst game mode
CTF is inherently better than PL because both teams start evenly, instead of the inherent bias toward RED you get on most PL maps, which just encourages sentry spam and other turtling techniques that makes the entire mode fucking garbage.
>heavy is raging in chat that no one is doing anything right
>constantly has a medic on his ass
>still doesn't win
I've never been happier this morning.
>brazilian's opinions
yeah
why are there so many super serious players on landfall servers
>>160668958
A remnant from the greatest era of tf2g
>>160669079
>google yakui
what is this and what is it doing in my team fortress two?
>>160672492
He played and jewed with us back in the day, fuck off
>>160670950
>cant deal with sentries
>cant deal with turtling
>implying i said anything about pl being fluid
spotted the retard
>>160672634
DON'T
>>160672634
He's absolutely right, though
>he thinks anyone without a team can do anything against a classic sentry nest with a pyro
>he says ctf is awful because its not fluid but admits pl isnt fluid either
spotted the dumb southamerican monkey
Hi, I'm that anon who always post with TF2 related pictures that start with "team fortress" or "teamfortress", and like talking about TF2. Should I get a trip just to be involved on this shitposting circlejerk mantrain or you're all good without me?
>>160672953
Get a trip so i can filter your autism too
>>160672634
You won't trick me into posting his dick pics again faggot
i know i can deal with nests with pyros or not
not my fault you suck at videogames
at least PL runs out of time eventually, and pushing lasts are the most fun there is in tf2
I want yakui back
I want 2012 back
I feel so old
>>160673172
>I want yakui back
surely thou jest
hello?
>>160673047
You can filter it without me getting a trip. just put "team fortress" or "teamfortress" on the image filter. I don't use one, but I assume it works.
>>160660919
>Karla
don't you mix yourself with my waifu, you fucking faggot.
lmao right i just realized that you play in servers literally filled with brazilians, so yeah im sure it must be pretty easy for you
>pushing lasts are the most fun thing there is in tf2
>in pl
>not in cp
>>160660919
is that how yakui draws nowadays?it's pretty good
can we all just agree that koth is the best gamemode
honestly i think BR pubs are harder than NA pubs, speaking from personal experience
not a lot of people save people who really like tf2 and has been playing it for a long time plays on BR pubs, hardly any new people
dont speak about what you dont know, kid
>>160673489
koth is super duper fun i agree
>>160673224
mostly I want time to stop
How do we fix Heavy
we need to build a fence to keep pyros away
>>160674035
And the pyros will pay for it
>>160673489
Until some faggot pulls out the gunslinger, sure.
>>160674086
mini sentries are so easily dealt with
its 2016 people
>>160674086
Depends entirely on the map
On viaduct it's not that bad
On harvest it's an acceptable excuse for murder
>>160674282
>seven posts early
fag
>>160674358
>posting in a dead thread
>>160674157
How many times do we have to go over this? Yes, minis aren't hard to deal with but they're incredibly annoying and the only thing they do in KOTH is waste your time.
Hello the little boy
I am the pyro man
Thread meme count: 0
Do you guys like france
REAL thread meme count: 5
>>160674959
Thats far too many
>>160674959
Shut the fuck up you cuck
Viva count: 15
thread tf2gfu count: 0
what the fuck, people
New SFM on week
https://youtu.be/KUNSJGrA170
>>160542315
Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!
last for dying