The last shitpost of CBT1 edition
Last day of the first CBT is on the 17th!
>What is Revelation Online?
Revelation Online is a Chinese Xianxia-themed F2P MMORPG with a large amount of diverse content for any type and level of player.
>Current News
https://ro.my.com/en/news/announcements/cbt1-update-improved-bug-tracking
>Official Links
https://ro.my.com/
https://rev.mail.ru/
http://tianyu.163.com/
>FAQ - READ BEFORE POSTING!
http://pastebin.com/SWMZbSgY
>/revog/ Guilds
BOYZ
Baka
Kings of Darman
High Command
SLAWMEN
Butterslugs
GrampusKnights
Wozzlecorp
http://pastebin.com/MFFLfnWj
>Resources
• Calculators
Skill Calculator: http://nogaruka.net/revelationonline/
Stat Calculator: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rrJOLoJsO-Cqgo7BPZ8YZFFyq6JM9BWQRf2Rgv3tXTY/edit#gid=448077723
Soul Grid Simulator: https://ro.my.com/forum/thread/14531-the-soul-grid-simulator/
• Guides
New Player Guide: http://dulfy.net/2016/11/03/revelation-online-new-player-guide/
Gearing Progression: http://dulfy.net/2016/10/13/revelation-online-gearing-and-equipment-progression-guide/
Soul Grid: http://dulfy.net/2016/10/21/revelation-online-soul-grid-guide/
Friends and Mentoring: http://dulfy.net/2016/10/18/revelation-online-friends-and-mentoring-guide/
Reputation: http://dulfy.net/2016/10/27/revelation-online-reputation-starter-guide/
Skills and Talents: http://dulfy.net/2016/10/30/revelation-online-skills-and-talents-guide/
Crafting and Life Skills: http://dulfy.net/2016/11/02/revelation-online-life-skills-and-crafting-guide/
>Can I play now?
If you have a CBT key for the English version, you're all set for the first test on 11/3. If not, your only option is to download and play the Chinese version, which is currently in OB. Information on how to play the Chinese version is in the FAQ.
>Steam Group
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/RevelationOnlineGeneral
Previous bread: >>160102093
1st for akuta
delete this
CALLING ALL AVATARFAGS
YOU HAVE ONE DAY LEFT TO POST BUTTS
>>160389843
who akuta
finding lots of cool places on the last day
>>160390751
like a huge desert full of swords
>>160391183
and a factory also in the middle of the desertplease come back from /mmog/ for one last thread
post elins
>>160392641
nice general
dead thred of the ded game lmoa
>ded comfy cuck guild
>no eu guild at all
>5 posters
wow this game will be huge success kek
>game screenshot general
>>160393394
It's literally a shitpost thread. We've moved back to /mmog/ until the next beta.
>>160394281
no we didn't kill yourself shill
there is still time left
>>160394517
Okay, have fun staying up to bump your dead thread then.
post cute boys
>>160394613
why do you have to be such a downer
this is why no one likes you
what the h*ck is this
guys i forgot to doclaundry so o ran out of underwear and my nut sack just got ripped open a bit in my pant zipper
its bleeding a little scared to look and tear it further. do i go to hospital before a nut falls out?
fluffy clouds
my grandma made cookies but shes old as fuck so there was a little hard thing in one and it chipped my tooth
i put a piece of chalk up my ass and it broke down to powder and now my shit is discolored
had spaghetti last night for dinner and i sneezed and a noodle came out my nose
its half out my nose and i can pull on it from in my mouth too so i just kind of left it there to play with later
if i eat popcorn kernals will my belly acid pop them?
Thanks for thelovelyend to CBT1.
>>160398931
gay
>>160399635for you.
>>160398931
stop
im so lonely
>>160400085
I'd be happy toforcibly kissyou too!
>>160400404
i don't want your pity kisses.....
>>160400823
I'll get them elsewhere then!
>>160400929
stronk independent womin
can't wait to carry my huge cute small vanguard and kiss him and then cuck him with chad mc tyrone mc blademaster~
So what is everyone going to do at the last minutes of cbt1 9 hours from now?
>>160401437
I got into a shitty 2* godmode group that kept dying to the last bosses aoe so I just logged out without saying anything, the end.
>>160401437
h-hanging out with my best friends from /revog/...
...yea haha........ f-friends....
>>160401437
akuta
fuck, cheese sticks are good
>>160400929
youre a fukin midget
>>160402368
I'm a normal-sized fuccboi, thank you very much.
>>160402585
>fuccboi
youre not good looking enough
>>160401437
I would obviously sleep with my plush
Shame I haven't seen you all guys I'm sure you are fun to play with !
>>160402368
fun sized~
alright guys legit pop a stiffy poke a small hole in your dick til a bit of blood starts to come out, just a drop or so then sprinkle salt on it, make sure to get a grain into the hole
never came harder
>>160403571
upgrade ur wings u mong
>>160403981
it's nearly end of beta you fuckwit why bother
made apple pie for thanksgiving but used pears instead of apples
my dad is gonna flip xD
>>160403981
I did it 4 u qt
if youre pre op you can warm peaches in a microwave for about 15-20 seconds and use them as breasts. the viscocity ia on par with real tits
alright so guys i really want to swim in the english channel
any tips?
legit pepper steak is the best food to exist
put aone biscuit gravy on that shit and woooooo
pee cock
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page 9
saved
>>160408968
shut up ftard
OwO
me irl
Just stop replying, let this die
ok
>>160410891
You ruined it you faggot page fucking one what have you done
11 unique posters
I used the calculator on my compoter and did 63 (number of posts) divided by 11 (number of posters) and got 5.72
this means that you are all shitposting way too much
>>160411501
impressive anon now stfu
>>160411501
anon be my wife
>>160415907
but I already logged out
Maybe next beta