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>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/

>Latest Patch Notes (Live)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749777650

>Ongoing Hero Balance Changes (PTR)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749857162

>Overwatch Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://overbuff.com/
http://masteroverwatch.com

>Competitive Info
http://gousgamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

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Lena!
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I hate arcade mode.

I just want to get my free boxes.
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>>160384384
sleep tight lil reapy
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FAGS!
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>Want to play but don't want to get bullied by my friends for being a level 200+ nerd

This is what suffering is like.
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>>160384429
Is the suffering worth it
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>2nd day of sombra
>do mostly fine
>actually get a potg

i think her dmg is actually fine if it would be higher its ridiculous
hacking seems about right too if you pop up behind someone and instantly hack them they barely have a chance to react

what i hate the most is a timer on the teleporter, either increase the duration or completely remove a time limit but make it destroyable
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Blue
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>>160384508
>lv 400 NEET
>still stuck in masters
>there are level 100s who are GM
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>>160384508
I'm 380
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>>160384429
3v3 is fun as fuck. i don't know what you're talking about
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>>160384449
I am waiting for someone to draw an edit of this slapping the shit out of her to post it every time you show up
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Is it just me or are there moments when the framerate tanks for no discernible reason?
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>Ana square dances my rockets and is healed through the splash damage instead of being bounced into direct hits

I'M SO FUCKING MAD AT BLIZZARD
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>>160384621
>exposing your position to try and outheal a McCree that is about to die to a DragonBlade is a bad decision.
Why do you keep saying this? Nobody mentioned healing through a ult. You're talking as if the enemy is ulting 100% of the time.
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Post sexy sombra please. Bonus points for dat Latina ass.
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Good thread for once. Gg
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>These changes allow Widowmaker to be more flexible and reactive reactive
What did Blizz mean by this?

>>160384580
I want to hug the smug. A strong WANT.
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>>160384769
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Is blizzard trying to indoctrinate us into loving brown girls?
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I want to contribute to this discussion and talk about the game and you know, the meta and whatnot... but truth be told I'm really quite madly and feverishly aroused.
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We know she fucked 76 and Reyes but did she fucked Winston and McCree?
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>>160384143
>>What are you gonna do if they don't ult for a minute, do nothing in your fucking corner?
>Why do you care? If you are on defense, that means the attackers just blew a minute doing fuck all.
Are you stupid? Just because they didn't ult doesn't mean they didn't do anything, maybe they killed your entire team without using ults because it was a fucking 5v6
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>>160384797
not anymore in the next one im going to avoid the /owg/
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why have i gotten the pharmercy brawl 4x in a row
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People keep saying Zarya was actually buffed (or stealth buffed, w/e).

Why is this? Is it because Dva was buffed and Zarya's beam melts her? Or is it because of her ultimate synergy with Sombra's EMP?
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PHARAH WILL NEVER, EVER BE VIABLE
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Sombra is only a little op but that's ok because it's easy to fix. My only problem is her hack on health packs are way too long. 1 minute is ridiculous. Make it 30 seconds. Hacking players length is good and the channel time is good too.

Also her passive is a bit much. 50% is a lot. Make it 33%. 1/3 of their health and they can be seen.

An idea for her teleporter. Make the length it stays active longer but it can be destroyed.
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Should I try for free Starcraft 2? all these D.va shit and stuff made me consider the game but I only played the first one like 4 years ago, is it worthy?
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>>160384841
Yes. It's really fucked up how they made me, a proud white man, incredibly attracted to two "Arabic" women.

>>160385020
The tracking/hit registration on her beam was broken, they fixed it. Which means people who are good at tracking are getting the bang for their buck that was intended. Might be too ridiculous though.
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>>160384413
Why is she such a Slut ?
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>playing as Ana in 3v3
>have match point, both my teammates get eliminated in the 3rd round (completely my fault)
>whole enemy team left (Sombra, McMeme & Hanzo)
>wait by Sombra's translocator, smack her with a grenade
>long distance shot on MeCree with a sleep dart, hit him with the regular fire/grenade/melee combo
>Hanzo running like a bitch
>catch him with a grenade around a corner to get the win
I will never be able to pull offsome shit like that again
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Hana Song
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>>160384820
It means she can move around more often and get a larger pov though scope/unscope all thanks to her scope charge rate increasing (charges faster).
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>>160384837
Widowmaker butt > sombra butt
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>tfw so autistic you cant tell if serious or not
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>>160385131
>she
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>>160385212
The autistic part is that you care at all.

kys
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>>160383858
I don't like the Pharah skins except Security Chief. Raptorion suit would be cool if it didn't fuck up her face.

Where the fuck is PHOENIX PHARAH legendary skin with burning wings (flames could come out of exhaust ports hidden below the wings while hovering; red, feather-like metal plates, etc.)?
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>>160385098
prior sc2 semi-pro here

no it's not worth it. d ea d
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Giving diva 600 instead of 500 was so fucking stupid. Her bullshit defense matrix already makes her invulnerable for a few seconds.
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>>160385206
Widowmaker's face > Sombra butt > Widowmaker butt
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>>160385193
is trashy
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>Recently got a new PC that isn't a toaster
>Want to DL overwatch to try it out on the free weekend
>Forgot to check some of the games i DL'd and i'm way over my average internet usage
>can't find anyone to give me a back up

just fuck my shit up.
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>think I got a potg in a game full of Sombras where I gave them all the hot monkey dick
>Surprise, it's Sombra.
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>>160385124
I though that was "fixed" when 60 tick was introduced. I didn't know there was something more inheritable wrong with her beam tracking.

I'll go re-read the patch notes.
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>>160385360
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>>160385360
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>>160385359
I frequent multiple well known and lesser known boorus and general repositories of smut regularly so I always know what's new and do not immediately recognize the source, could you help me out?

>>160385424
95% sure this has been touted as undocumented. Might be wrong.
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>>160385481
>consensual
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>>160385212
>D.va players
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>>160384970
>Are you stupid?
I went over this case exactly, see >>160383542, thats case 1. If you lose dps+tank, come out of hiding and 2-man rez. If you lose your rein, solo rez him. I don't think I can stress this enough (especially if you are solo queuing), dying with rez, especially if you are defense, is the worst outcome if you lose the team fight.

Almost all fights are initiated with a pick, in which healing will not help you. If your other healer is Ana, your Ana can solo heal for the time being. If your other healer is Lucio, AoE is keeping everyone topped off. If your other healer is Zenyatta, you have some team comp issues, but I don't think its likely your healing will have a huge impact.

Sure if the fight goes on for long enough, go in and top someone off and thats best left to your discretion, however it is mostly advantageous to hide. A ton of high elo streamers have Mercys due to everyone trying her out because of the buff, and pay attention to how their Mercy's play. I was watching a wraxu stream earlier (wraxu is top 50), and he used his Sonar arrow (Hanzo) to find the hiding Mercy and get a pick (The Mercy is outplayed in this situation). If the mercy was "healing", however, she would have been picked by the Hanzo.

Its very hard to die in this game due to chip damage, and most people die due to burst damage. Trying to outheal damage isn't very optimal, whereas Rez is a powerful ult. Trading Rez for 100-200hp of healing isn't a good trade.
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>>160385273
more narcissistic, desu
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wtf I love racemixing now
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Would you Katya Volskayas daughter?
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Who is the worst healer (both by player base and objectively) and why is it mercy?
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>>160385512
no im sorry

thats really impressive your parents must be proud of you,
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FIRST STRIKE NEVER EVER
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>>160384384
What would you do if you had a pocket lil' reaper?
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Shuuush

Shes sleeping
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>>160384449
H-hi Hana! D-do you wanna hang out some time? I uhhh I ummm like you...
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>>160385749
Be in constant fear it would try to kill me.
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>>160385712
GIVE IT UP

G I V E I T U P

GIBEIUO
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>>160385512
Here you go.

http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/145898#search=Yeero-sfm
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>>160385845
I like you too Anon!
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>>160385828
You don't have to tell me to shush, I would be as quiet as a church mouse as I snuck up to her perfect sleeping form and let me nose hover over every contour of her, eventually making my way up to her mouth and breathing her exhalations into me, smelling her insides on that hot breath.
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I want Trash Bandicoot to be able to deploy more traps desu famiglia

I also want him to fuck me
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>>160385325
Yeah but I wont really bother with online as my shitty internet only allows me to play without ping late at night, but I want to try the game and play the campaigns or something
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>>160385979
Holy shit
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>>160385512
Yeah. I cannot find anything about it. Hell, it's not even being discussed in the Blizzard Overwatch forums (unless i'm blind). Until I can find some evidence of her being "buffed" or her beam being "fixed", I will continue to believe she was nerfed this patch.
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Might have just been a timing coincidence but I think putting Mei's wall under Sombra's teleporter destroys it
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>team takes over 100k damage

Silver is truly incredible.
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>>160385979
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>>160385713
Holy shit OW got yet another loli?
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>>160386223 Here
Ok, found something in the OW forums and a video. Going to watch it now.

https://youtu.be/NyER62NHCzg
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>>160386223
https://streamable.com/zms4
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Cutest and best pairing
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>>160386223
Why not just play her and see how much more damage she shits out, if any? I hear it's substantial if you're good at aiming, so I'd think you'd be able to notice.
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>>160386401
maybe
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>>160386290
>Silver
No one who belongs in Silver can actually aim. Just pick Pharah, nobody will shoot you down, you'll shit on them, and you'll be out of that tier. If you really deserve to be.
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Who counters Sombra? Who does she counter?
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>>160386223

You can sweep enemies with the beam and damage them, now, whereas before it would only tick after holding it for a while.

It's very noticeable.
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>>160386531
winston
she doesnt counter anyone but makes tracer and genji easier to kill
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>>160386457
>>160386401
>>160385713
Would you people fucking stop
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>>160386531
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch/features/42184-sky-s-spotlight-sombra-part-two-interactions
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>>160386602
no
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>>160386223
I'm 3900 sr right now purely from solo queue, and I just gained 200 sr from the patch on a zarya winstreak

I repeatedly get people asking if zarya's beam was elongated or if they even buffed her damage based off of how nice it is to track with her now, and I feel that with the shield/damage nerfs that is a definite good replacement for the precision of the beam that leads for a higher skill cap for zarya and keeps zarya as a hero with still a lot of kill potential and a game-winning ultimate
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>>160386602
>drawings are people

I guess that makes us all mass murderers
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Can you get the Oni Genji skin by playing against bots?
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>>160386454
I'm not at home or I would have done testing myself.
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>tfw you do -10k healing per minute
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So is Bastion: 76 the superior hitscan or is McCree still our huckleberry?

I feel like 76 is now a fucking Reaper-tier tank shredder
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>>160386914
Yes
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>>160387042
>I feel like 76 is now a fucking Reaper-tier tank shredder

+20 DAMAGE PER BULLET
PER
BULLET

THE MAD MEN
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>tfw you've already gotten 2 of 3 of your weekly crates thanks to Arcade's Quickplay
Oh man, these sombrafag tears from playing Winston are just too good
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>>160387119

It was +3
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>trying to get loot boxes
>so fucking tilted losing 1v1s because people abusing inactivity as torb/sym/bastion/fucking bullshit heroes that shouldn't be in 1v1

fuck you blizzard, fuck your families, fuck everything about your shitty game
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>>160387102
Widow is smugberry
Sombra is smugbra?
smugboop?

All of them sound awful
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>>160387102
Congratulations Blizzard, I've never wanted to fuck a Mexican like this before, well, not including those "border control" based videos I stumbled upon...
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i dont even play genji, why am i doing this to myself
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>>160387229
Smugxican?
La Smuga?
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>>160386825
Source please.
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>Beso Beso Anon haha, i bet my ass you are dying for taste my lipstick
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>>160387368
>0 friends
You're not going to get shit if you don't add anyone.
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how does arcade mmr work
i've literally never won in the 1v1 mode
i know i'm trash but i figured eventually it'd start matching me with other dogshit babies
but i keep losing, using 5-0, 5-2 at best
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>>160387368
That smug satisfaction when you're running around with a sick Genji skin and all your other friends are like "I-I don't even like Genji anyway a-and it's not even a good skin"
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On the right: support & tank mains

On the left: DPS mains
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>play roadhog in 3v3s
>get my weekly crates in like an hour
>mow down legions of hanzos/sombras/genjis on opposite team
>Solo'd entire enemy team a couple of times, including a roadhog/junkrat/zenyetta combo

Based piggy
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>>160387536
i play on console unfortunately
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>>160387608
i would fuck both to be honest sempai desu
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>>160385712
It's fine when it's brown women
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>>160387608

On the right: mei

On the left: mercy
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Did soldier really need the buff? He was already decent, maybe not compared to mcree at dealing mid range damage but I mean, that's just because mcree headshots are rediculous.

His damage output is fucking cray
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Is Reinhardt weaker this patch?

Already seeing him less at high diamond and master ranks.
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>>160387481
I want to cum in Sombra's big latina butt
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>>160387780
He's not

But Ana losing nano speed hit her hard and now he's a much worse nano target
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Hana's boipussy
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>>160387780
tank mains are just playing dva, because they're sick of playing shieldmonkey
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>>160387780
I've yet to see a single Sombra ever hack Rein from behind, and he wasn't nerfed.

So, no.
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I guess Jack is back
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>>160387915
Shinji?
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>>160387752
>Did soldier really need the buff?

Yes, Soldier was made completely and utterly irrelevant by McClick
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>>160387780
Not directly, but Ana got nerfed and Reinhardt was pretty much her main partner.
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>>160387228
>ask for hammers only on torb
>he says no
>camp my turret and use the entire time limit
You could have stopped this.
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>>160387752
It's only 17% crazier than before, and that's only for his primary fire.
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>>160388007
I'd argue McBalance needed a fucking nerf instead of Soldier a buff.

Fucking bring back the FtH based antiflanker McCree and get rid of this stupidly long-range sniper Cree.
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>tfw you hook up a 360 controller and turn the rumble on full blast in x360ce and tie the controller against the underside of your penis and end up ejaculating hands free like you got booped by Sombra's cyborg vagina
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>>160387975
can i get a link onii-chan?
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Why is 3v3 so goddamn fun?
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>>160384595
>still in the 80s
>in Diamond, close to master

Winston, Zenyatta and Sombra were easy to pick up and learn within the short ass amount of time I choose to give this game. I wonder how far I can get if I decided to go full neet on this game and stop being a normie.
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So when are we gonna start doing /owg/ vs /owg/?
It's no fun having this amount of anons and not taking advantage of it.
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>>160386426
Holy shit I never realized how broken it was before.
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>>160384595
>lvl 260ish
>don't know whether I'll place in gold or platinum once I do my 10 placement matches
>placed 50 last season

just kill me desu. Gold weapon never.
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>>160388131
ok
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Is Talespin going to regret quitting the best team NA or is he gonna blow up as a variety strreamer?
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>>160388094
Soldier's damage was pretty shit though, he wasn't that great against Tanks. And if you nerfed McCree's damage any further he'd be just as worthless against them, making the Tank meta even more prevalent. There needs to be characters who can keep Tanks in check at mid range.
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>>160388141
gosutv_ow on twitch but it's about to end.
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>>160387780
>Ana nerf, Sombra introduced, Soldier buff, ult charge increase

He didn't get nerfed directly though
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>lost 13 1v1s in a row
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>>160387673
And? So do I.
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>>160388404
Just play Hanzo, randomly fire arrows and if they get close or near a wall Skill Arrow
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Where are all the Waifu posters?
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>>160388435
its random
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>>160388404
Cant even queue 1v1 because muh pride

who /fragileheart/ here?
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>>160388440
keep those faggots out of here

why make a general if you aren't going to talk about the game?
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>>160388404
>losing in comp after I was doing well last night
>see your post
>remind myself I always win 1v1s

That will lift my spirits. Thanks anon.
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>>160388306
This is a general issue with the game. Tanks do WAY too much in this game at once.

These buffs are just starting a vicious cycle of powercreep t b h.
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>>160388435
Have you even played it? It's random heroes.
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>>160388404
>Winston vs Winston
>Opponent has a dick hair of health left.
>Still manages to kill me.
I hate 1v1.
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>>160388510
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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>>160387424
I like la smuga.
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>>160388306
>tank meta

Do people actually believe this exists?
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>>160388440
Its hump day
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>>160388180
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>>160388440
Taking a momentary break
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>>160388431
just a lame excuse for not having any battlenet friends
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Why is uber so cute? i want to kiss him on the lips
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Post Reaper memes.
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>>160388440
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>>160388306
It was shit because the spread resets so slowly.
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ask a motherfucker who is 1300 bronze deep in ranked trench anything?
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>>160388806
I've watched some bronze games. Why can you climb? Bad aim? Tunnel vision? I'm genuinely interested in why you are down there.
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Waifus!
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>>160388806
Whats it like being autistic and actually retarded?

What lifestyle did you live to lead you up to this point? Do you blame your parents?
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>tfw neurons far to developed to do this "damage" barbarians revel in
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>>160385868
But what can a cute little blob possibly do, but be cute and precious?
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Why does 1v1 had sym and winston but not mercy or lucio?
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>>160388306
sombra was the answer with her spread and clip but she does jackshit for damage


Even less of a reason to pick that useless whore
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Anyone else got an update?
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>playing 1v1
>Battle! D.va!
>enemy kills my mech first but doesn't go incredibly aggressive
>I'm able to kill her mech and then get mine back
>kill her with my mech
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>>160388404
1v1ing made me realize i really do need at least 1 support to become a team wiping PoTG getting, 4 gold earning monster

>at least that's what I tell myself as a reinhardt main who can't aim
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If Hana was my gf, i would cook all her meals, take her tot he movies every week, cuddle every night woth her and make sure her desk is ready before her streams
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>>160388440
Overtaken by husbando posters
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>>160388898
God, 1v1 Sym is so fucking bullshit. It always depends on who's brave enough to go after the other.
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>>160387907
Post pics of sombras big Latina butt please. There has to be art by now
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>>160388258
Well, him and Gods are streaming right now and trying the streaming career now they're out of their teams. Same for iddqd.
People keep spamming "Taimou... has good aim" and he keeps ignoring them.
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>>160388872
These two bitches better get winter skins!
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>>160388975
You need to treat women with a certain amount of disrespect or they get bored of you. Hana would leave you quickly.
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>>160388975
...While she's out in the city bending over black cock and craving for Chad's attention
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>>160388673
>>160388761
>Smugberry
Why is she so perfect?
>tfw not sitting on my face right now
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Is there actually Bronze rank gameplay videos?
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>>160384837

That thing is lopsided.
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>>160389146
She has a cute nose
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how do you win 1v1 winstons and zaryas
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I really dont like sombra. I dont care if she sucks balance-wise, being hacked isnt fun at all.
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>>160389160
I'm bronze. You want me to stream for you? Granted i'm only bronze because I play with a controller but it's the same idea.
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>>160389202
With Winston, you gotta use jump damage and melee.

With Zarya I think it's more about mind games.
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>>160389202
Have the slightly higher health.
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>>160389146
>You posted it again! You posted it again dont you
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>>160389202
>winston
If you jump on them, you win

>zarya
aim gooder
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>33mb update
wonder what they fixed
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>>160388975
Whenever I see this, Hana's breasts make me crazy with lust.
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Please add mercy to 1v1. I understand why lucio isn't in it since it'll almost never end. Is Ana I'm it? Haven't seen her but not sure if she isn't in it or I just haven't seen her
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>tfw I'm not a dps main and my rank is shit, but I'm still good at 1v1

Feels good.

Also, is Ana disabled from 1v1? I haven't seen her, and I've played a lot.
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>>160385048
DELETE THIS
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when are they gonna nerf widowmaker into uselessness again

tired of getting bodyshot nonstop again
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>>160388975
>Implying I don't eat 100% takeout
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Of course Pharah will never be viable,
her only purpose in life is breed
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>>160387368
for the love of god add me I also need a benefit friend, SiegNeoZeon#1842
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Is the free box for the first win only once in 1v1 and 3v3, or does that reset weekly too along with the every 3 wins boxes?
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>>160389557
Should be weekly
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>mfw I get potg as symettra on koth against a full Sombra team
It was just me walking back to the point, I really thought it was going to be a fake potg at first
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>tfw too intelligent for being Pharah's dad
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>>160389410
Why don't you have German Shieldman to protect you?
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>>160389347
PERFECT SIZE
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>>160389753
Looks like a boy
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>>160389753
>>160389801
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>>160389753
>>160389801
>Looks like a boy
>you can see the perfect outline of her warm, silky, inviting pussy through her suit
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>>160389801
So does zarya
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>>160389801
>those hips
>boyish looking

No
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>>160389689
Good because he isn't
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>>160389160
No but there it would be worse than this
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>>160389689
Too cuck you mean
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No to add to the waifuism of the thread, but what is the sexiest voice line in your opinion?

Personally, I like Sombra's 'hey' and Tracer's giggle that she sometimes does after she blinks.
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>tfw playing nothing but 1v1
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>>160389927
My brother looks exactly like her minus the breasts.
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>>160389883
You mean her SWEATY, STINKY, HAIRY KOREAN PUSSY
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>>160389951
Wha?
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>>160390008
My servants never die!
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>>160389943

Just what.
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>>160389753
>>160389927
>realizing this is the actual ingame model, was thinking it was SFM or something
>Blizzard clearly modeled the outline and contours of her vagina

>>160390054
would worship at that altar at drink of its waters tbqh familia
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>>160390031
How about i fuck your brother>>160390031
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>>160389927
hips? where ?
>>160389753
>Those H U G E feet
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>>160390031
pics
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>>160388883
This meme never fails to trigger me
>to
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>>160389557
I guess it's weekly
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>>160390054

Don't forget USED pussy.
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>>160390008
I'd say Widowmaker's purr but I have no idea if it's used anywhere in the live client
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>>160390008
Oh la la
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>>160389347
Same tho. Excellent proportion.
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im bronze and constantly i mean literally 90% of games have all 4 offensive gld medals as Dva. these cunts cannot aim and do damage to save their fucking mothers life. dont know what to do cause no one will tank or heal and all the dps pickers are TRASH
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>>160389702
Because my teammates would rather pick Hanzo, Genji, Junkrat and Sombra
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Can the waifufags stop triggering my base instincts?

Thanks.
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>tfw too stupid to play Soldier 76
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>>160390265
WHAT ARE YOU REFERRING TO? I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS!!!?!
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Where the fuck are the villains?

Everyone is either some good guy, some good guy who turned bad or is neutral at best. Reaper is a cuck who hasn't done anything and isn't threatening at all. Every good hero needs a good villain, where's the villain love?
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>>160388404
>play 1v1
>dominate opponent when its aim characters
>lose when its Winston or Rein since there's no aim involved

Wew
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You did get the Genji skin right anon?

You do have friends don't you?
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>>160390335
Im around SR 2050 and yeah, tons of golds with D.va

Yeah she might not be viable with Pros but on average/low ranks, people cant deal with her
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>>160390058
He's not fareeha's dad because he was cucked by big spic cock
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>dont have a sombra
>win
>have a sombra
>lose


you guys seriously thought this garbage was gonna break the game
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Soldier 76 is stupidly strong now. He really didn't need this much of a buff.
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>>160390469
No need, I have the superior skin.
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>>160390335

Enjoy.

She gets THRASHED at higher ranks.

Zen, Zarya and Mei apocalypse.
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>>160390469
Of course I did
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>>160390469
Isnt this event lasting till January?

Plenty of time for me to get friends
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>>160390369
>Reaper is a cuck who hasn't done anything and isn't threatening at all.

"Survivors have described a black shadow ghosting unscathed through the most hellish battlefields. The few bodies recovered of those he kills are pale, empty husks drained of life, their cells showing signs of intense degradation."
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>>160388440
/R6G/ talking about Hibana and Twitch

>This is what happens when Ubi makes your females
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>>160390364
https://youtu.be/vO8TRGaqM9I?t=2m46s
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>>160390514
She DID break the game. Every time you have her its a 100% guaranteed loss.
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>>160390369
This is Blizzard we are talking about. If there is a lack of bad guys, they will take good guys and corrupt them.
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I need some clear advice or opinions on objective time as an offense/low self-sustain (Ana/Mercy) support hero.

SHOULD I ALWAYS BE ON THE POINT?

I have a ridiculously high KD avg, both in eliminations and objective kills. According to Overbuff's statistics I'm pretty much in the 99th percentile for lowest deaths on every hero I touch due to my safe play. But my average objective time is an abysmal 30 seconds.

My overall winrate is borderline sub-50%, and just over 50% on offense heroes.

Is this directly correlated to 'me' not being on the point? What benefit is there to me being on the point OVER me flanking and attempting to pick off enemies from a safer spot.

Should I really be standing next to my lucio and two tanks while they're on the point, or am I doing the right thing by being 'nearby' to support them?

Note: I DO stand on the point if we desperately need to keep it occupied for backup to arrive.

I know rolling in a high KD and 2-3 gold medals per game isn't justification for me to think I'm always doing better than everyone else, but I really fail to grasp how anything could change for the better if I WAS on the point more consistently as an offense hero.
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>>160390469
Yeah, I got it yesterday, shut up, mom.
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Sombra is gay! Hard gay! She likes cute korean girls!
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>>160389557
Pretty sure only once. It's because it's a new playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NECflmcAwY at around the 6:50 mark
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>>160390514blizz obviously made her damage and spread fucking terrible cause reddit would cry if she was even a little good and had invis. i mean yeah invs can be op but fuck at least make her semi viable
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>>160390605
That sounds like some shit Reaper would write to hype himself up
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>>160389098
This, if they think they can do better than you, they will until they find someone who makes them feel worthless so they think they've "married up"
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>>160390605
And yet he doesnt feel threatening whatsoever.
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>>160389515
Delete this aswell, Pharah is ONLY for cuddling with Mercy.

She will be viable someday, she just needs some buffs but without the nerfs this time.
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if i hadn't already achieved GM and top 500 i would be pretty fucking pissed about Sombra being added to competitive, holy shit ranked took a serious turn for the worse.
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who was in the wrong: Genji, or Hanzo?
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>>160390721
Except it's not.

>>160390740
>And yet he doesnt feel threatening whatsoever.
Don't know what to tell you about that. He gives a vibe of being more competent in the comic than in shorts. I don't know why Blizzard is making him appear like more of a fuck up than his biography suggests.
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>>160390659
Not even Sombra who is used to nacho cheese could lick Hana's stinky vag
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so how you guys liking the Torb changes?

infinite amounts of shields and faster level 2 turrets
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>>160390612
>that purr
When is that line going to be used? I hope it's for an upcoming skin.
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>>160390659
Please get my qt hacker away from second-worst girl.
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>>160390563
it's okay anon, not everyone can make friends.
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Nihao!
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D.va feels busted now holy jeez
enjoying this feel
>>
My cursor is stuck on my screen in-game, only became a problem since the recent patch

any idea how to fix, it's kinda annoying
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>>160386030
why do people always draw D.Va wearing Soldier 76's clothes? Is this some obscure fetish thing?
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>>160390764
You can admit you got carried here, anon, you're among shitters
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MEI
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>delay when cloaking
>delay when uncloaking
>delay when hacking + can be fucking interrupted by anyone doing 1 damage to you + hack doesn't stop most essential things
>6 second wait time whenever you blink back to a healthpack
>stealth way too short for tactical positioning


What a trashcan hero. Instant F tier forever. Blizzard erred way too much on the side of caution.
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>>160391110
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>>160390759
At least with Pharah's buffs, PharMercy is a stronger gameplay combo.
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>>160384848
She was the team bike. Broke in all the men & women
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>>160390906
I'd love to have it live but who knows. It's like how Pharah has had a morph ball line sitting in the data for months now.
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>>160391173
yeah, exactly this

why is it so popular? I don't understand
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>>160391058
>pre-matrix rework
>S76 vs D.Va duel somewhere on the map
>a duel between outhealing her pissant damage with biotic field and her activating matrix
>always end up critting the life out of her hitbox until she either leaves or her mech pops

>now

>exact same thing but like 5 seconds longer due to health buff and matrix toggle
>>
I played 15 rounds of HOTS and all I got was this lousy Genji skin
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>>160391165
don't worry, they'll buff her into SSS+ tier like they did with Ana and you'll get to complain about different things shortly
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>>160385226
Yes, she
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>>160390858
>>160390913
What's that you say? "Please post more"? I got you senpai.
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Does Sombra have an "animal" similar to how Widow is a spider and Reaper is a barn owl?

Or is she just haxxor gurl
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>>160390759
Pharah can be buffed as soon as they delete Mercy. Otherwise it's too much
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>>160390369
>who are Sombra, Junkrat, and Roadhog
Neutral, yes, but they all generally lean evil. Or are you looking for a Dark Helmet-tier bad guy who's cartoonishly and irredeemably evil because good is dumb?

>>160386442
>Smart! Mei is here~!
>Ha ha ha! Mei, give it to me!
>That's science!
>Mei!! I want to die!!!
This is my first translation job, so if anyone can offer insight I'd be grateful.
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>>160391149
>that dva's entire face
holy shit, is this shooped to make her look uglier?
>>
Remember to always keep some Overshekels around
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>>160391189
>>160390906
D.va also has an unused Oppa Gangnam voice line that has been sitting on the files since the beta
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>>160391553
KATOVSKY KICK
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>>160390202
>Those H U G E feet
D.VA PUT YOUR HUGE FILTHY FEET THAT YOU'VE NEGLECTED WASHING FOR DAYS aIN LIEU OF PLAYING STARCRAFT ALL OVER MY FACE
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>>160390981
I actually had a friend ask me to play with them, I didn't really feel like grinding in some game I'll never play after for a skin I'll never use
I might just do it to prove you wrong
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>>160391553
>tfw this is probably as well as i would dance
>tfw i don't know because i avoid situations where i might have to dance
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>>160391173
D.vas face is super cute here
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>Go 45 and 4
>Lose game and remain in platinum Shitland because teamates don't understand the concept of contesting the objective
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>>160391453
Yeah, now that Mercy starts regenerating her health in 1 second Pharah will never get buffed.
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Is that big red thing an omnic or like Reinhardt
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>>160391698
>>160390858
>>160390054
Whats this garbage, not a single part of Hana's body "stinks"
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>>160391553
I'm gonna do that on every Pharah's corpse
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>>160391806
And ironically, that buff won't save her in any other scenario. It's strictly a pharmercy buff
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Post more of Hana doing Korean stuff
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>>160391867
forgot image
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>>160391064
Probably have to go windowed mode who knows shit is retarded.
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>hero is so shit because the ulti button is on Q
>change Q to a different key
>becomes the best hero ever
which hero is it, /owg/?
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>>160391250
>mfw the D. Va health buff is actually a secret S76 ult charge buff
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>>160392169
>not putting Lucio's ult to Spacebar for roleplay effect
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>>160391723
Don't worry anon, i believe you :^)
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>>160390858
what the fuck is wrong with nacho cheese
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Genji/D.va
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>>160392202
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>>160391401
why is D.Va crying?

>>160392435
>Japanese and Korean dating
??????????
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Anyone have any idea why I keep getting matched with top 500 and silver border players in quick play? Every game is sweatier than comp, it wasn't like this a week ago.
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>>160389146
>Will never be Widow's personal bidet
Why live
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>>160392507
You tryhard too much in quickplay, end up winning, you hidden ELO goes up, you get matched with other tryhards.
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>>160392487
>implying Genji hasnt transcended past xenophobia
>implying Hana would care as long as she has a cool cyborg ninja bf
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IT FINALLY HAPPENED

I think 3v3 is legitimately the only time you'll ever see an Ana PotG.
It was like a dream made of wishes.

Then I got this. Ana PotGs make dreams come true!
Too bad I really don't like the Sombra skin. I'm sticking to her Noche version.
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>>160392589
I actually haven't heard that one before.

Do you just want to blow and spit into her cunt or what?
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>>160392487
>race wars in 2070
>not omnic wars
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>>160392676
>cyborg ninjas
>cool
being a cyborg ninja would fucking suck m8
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>>160392676
She knows that the omnic godzilla who destroyed Korea was the Japs' fault. She can never forgive.
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I want D.va fags to L E A V E

>>>/r/cuck
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>>160392713
what ever she demands of me to clean. I am hers
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>>160391149
>tfw fatass mei cosplayers can't do this anymore since it was proven that her parka is just really puffy
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>>160392703
>Best Sombra skin
>Best Bastion spray

You're a lucky man
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>>160392826
nah uh you have plot power levels way beyond everyone else
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>>160392703
>see someone playing Ana
>they ult Reinhardt, got the final blow on 3 heroes and slept an ulting McCree
>don't see any impressive ults the rest of the game
>this might actually be happening
>game ends, we win
>It actually fucking happens and Ana walks on screen for just a moment
>suddenly it glitches out
>le epic fucking Sombra POTG
>it was her hacking the ulted Reinhardt then killing one other enemy

? ? ? ? ?

The Ana left IMMEDIATELY
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>>160392895
QP has an ELO. The ELO score known as MMR is also what is used for your comp placements
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>>160392895
you cant be this stupid
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>>160390008

replying to myself to say that I used to think Spanish was an obnoxious language until Sombra. Now I think it's sexy with the right voice.
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>>160392945
I think the consensus was that mei is thick but doesn't have a gut like most mei cosplayers
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>>160392984
>can't feel or orgasm
>can't taste
>can't sleep
sounds pretty shitty
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>>160392638

>Hidden quickplay ELO

Please tell me you're fucking joking.
>>
how do you even play sombra?

is she even good?

she just kind of dies every time she tries to flank
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>>160393075
Pretty sure Genji can do all those things. Why do people assume Genji doesn't have the wonders of modern medicine between his legs
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>>160393057
>You'd better not read this with my voice anon or i will break you!
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What did he mean by this?
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>>160393075
He can still eat as evident by his ramen comment. He probably can sleep too as he has heart of a man. There is nothing that indicates he does not have his cock
>>
>>160393005
I'm only rank 124, quite legitimately the lowest in any single QP game I'm in by anywhere between 50 to 200 levels.

I knew the ELO shit was there, but for some reason I thought it'd still be pretty respective to playtime. I was starting to think that everyone in Australia/SEA had just been playing more than me. So far, far beneath me are still pre-100 kiddies, right?

>>160393091
>deleting your post and reposting the same thing when there's already two people quoting your dead post calling you retarded
It's a bad day for you.
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>>160393207
He's just being a good bro and alerting Reyes to the fact that his zipper's down, anon. That's what bros do. First Strike when
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>>160393005

I only placed mid plat in comp, why the fuck does the game think I'm ready to play with top 500 players every other game?
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>>160392487
Tears of happiness
>>
What if we nerfed Pharah and then buffed her hard counters some more
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>And she's my daughter Fareeha! what do you think about her anon?
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>>160393443
Something important just came up.

I gotta go.
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>>160393443
She's very cute.
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>>160393443
I think she's going to grow up and be a top QT
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>>160393185
Please the full image!
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>>160393442
What if they gave Pharah a 180 degree shield of 100 like a baby version of what Bastion had in beta.

It'd be nice.
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Jesse McCree
Sombra is good in the right hands.
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>>160393332
>>160393207
sinners
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>>160393421
>girls crying tears of happiness during sex
is this a real thing or just some shit that hentai made up
>>
DICK SIZE RANKINGS

>Micro
Soldier76
>Small
Roadhog
Wisnton
Junkrat
>Average
Genji
Lucio
Reinhart
Reaper
McCree
>Big
Zenyatta
Torbjorn
Hanzo
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>>160393443
She single?
>>
>guy on team sucks
>team is losing
>guy who sucks bitches that it is everyone else's fault

Why do so many of this guy exist in Overwatch?
>>
>>160393554
H O T
O
T

G L U E
L
U
E
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>>160393562
There is literally nothing sinful about strong friendship and brotherhood between two men.
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>>160393574
Sometimes sex gets so hot and passionate your heart and mind goes full retard
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>>160393601
>omnics
>dicks
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>>160393356
Better learn to love it. I'm in plat as well and QP matches always have plenty of masters with some top 500 thrown in every other match. Best part is "Quick" Play takes longer to find a match than comp and is way worse at matchmaking.
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>>160393554
>saw on taobao
>couldn't buy it link gave error
k
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>>160391967
Post more Hana doing Australian stuff
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>tfw never used any spray other than "Sorry"

How do I become autistic and customize sprays and stuff?
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>>160393692
Turbodicks
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>>160393443
I'll be sure to help raise little Fareeha, she'll get plenty of love and attention as she grows up~
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>>160393768

Why are you asking about this? Just look in the hero gallery.
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>>160393632
When the whole team sucks, it's hard to say who sucks most because you are all getting stomped and no one can get any kills.
>>
anyone up for trying to grind out 15 A.I games in heroes of the storm? I havent played yet, but I want the skin.
>>
>>160393071
No, she's a titty monster.

Still has nice thighs, though.
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>>160393574
It is real

i have seen it with my own eyes
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>>160393003
>See a Zen PotG
>There's no way in hell it's not a Sombra hack
They really need to give Ana more points for kills from her ult target, and give Zen's ult more points for healing in general.
I can be on fire for 97% of the match with Zen, and a Junkrat can get two kills with a tire and get PotG.
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>>160393275

I somehow fucked up the post number I was replying to, no idea how, figured I could fix it before a reply since the treads slow. No big deal. This is why I hate phoneposting. But other than being level 86 and being put against top 500s it's been a pretty good day.
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>>160393554
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>>160393890
I've never had that happen to me but I can think of few things more alarming than the girl I'm fucking spontaneously bursting into tears
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>>160391250
>dueling as D.va
nah, you either pick off weaklings like supports or stick with your team
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>>160393601
>76
>Zenyatta
>Reinhardt
Apply yourself.
Wait, is this for length or girth?

>>160393759
Just for you, my friend.
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>>160393443
Please stop showing those pictures of me to everyone you meet.
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>>160393890
Did your bull make you wipe away her tears as you were on cuck duty
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>Got to 3491 today
>Dropped to 3430

I want to die.
I don't want to play anymore.
Just end me.
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>>160393443
If I convert to islam, I can marry her RIGHT NOW right?
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What did he mean by this?
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>>160393993
not bursting into tears but more like just drop a lot of tears, it happened to me when i lose my virginity a long time ago
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>>160394104
allah fucked 8 year olds so yes
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>>160394136
I think Reyes might need to get new pants, he's having a lot of trouble with that zipper.
>>
I hope they get more VAs to play the game together again
>>
>>160392951
>Not also best Reaper skin
Are you a literal faggot?
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>>160394069
yes, now do your homework Timmy
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>>160394136
Reyes really needs to get new pants.
>>
>>160393574
Mine tears up for everything, so she's a bad example, but she has to wipe away tears during especially good sex.
>>
>>160394019
No one's saying you should do it, but S76 is deceivingly tough one-on-one, people still underestimate it.

>>160394096
yeah? I carried a random stack of friends ALL to 3k, then they called it quits after we lost one and I was put at 2988. It's only a few days till the season ends, so I played one solo and dropped to 2956. I've given up hope just from that alone.

RIP 400 bonus fucking points.
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>>160394218
Default reaper is best reaper imo
>>
>QP
>Want to use Sombra so I can actually git gud with her
>Never ever I can choose her
>Oh well maybe next time
>Every fucking teammate gets salty and plays horrible or doesn't play healers so people using her drops it and choose something else
FUCK
YOU
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FINALLY MADE PLATINUM!!!
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>>160394470
congrats you're still shit
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>>160394136
Can any weebbro translate it?
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>>160394470
I'm happy for you.
>>
>>160394470
Nice job dude.
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>>160394218
Nevermore > the rest
>>
Has there been any confirmation of a christmas event like halloween or did everyone just assume it was coming?
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>>160394562
It seems pretty fucking likely
>>
>0-5 in every single duel

End me
>>
Sombra SFM on the way boys.
>>
>When you finish 1v1 and they don't say "gg"

Fuck you
>>
>>160394562
maybe not christmas but maybe Homogenous Winter Holiday Event because most of the overwatch dev is comprised of kikes
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>>160394470
1. You still suck ass
2. It only goes downhill
3. Congratulations still
>>
Well /owg/ the game is completely unplayable.

99 times out of 100 you will not get Sombra in quick play, and when you do, it's usually on an assault map so you get 5 mins attacking or defending and that's it.
No Limits is shit enough with 6v6 Sombra but what's worse is try hard faggots hard countering with Winston and a pocket Mercy because no fun allowed.
1v1 has already devolved into camping to bait the enemy into looking for you then ambushing them.
3v3 already has a stale meta, half the roster are completely worthless while others are absolutely essential

Somehow the game is actually more boring to me now than before the patch. Wake me up when this meme is over.
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>>160394641
Footjob incoming.
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>>160394687
Didn't someone say something about Chinese New Year theme? I have no source
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>>160394562
There are Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays voice lines just like with Halloween and it's one of the big holidays you could plan an event around so just the usual speculation.
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>>160393185

2nd anon requesting full image if there is one
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>>160393548
>tumblr makes Mcree black and Reaper African
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>Jack and Gabriel spend a lot of time together dont you think so?
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I'm getting to diamond if it kills me
and it actually might
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JUST

Happened to a friend
And me kinda >>160394096
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>>160394470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGDpuxuBByE
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>playing with a group of 4
>tanks not holding anything our ana can't aim and the hanzo in their group hasn't landed a single shot all game but they're still trying to imply it's my fault
I fucking hate playing with groups
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>>160394136
>>160393207
Why is jack such a cock hungry slut? I don't like it. He should be more tsundere
>>
>Winston and McCree's VAs streamed themselves playing OW.
Why is Crispin such a fuckin' geek?
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>>160394516
doubtful
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>>160394989
Matthew Mercer is a fucking nerd, and a legend.

Check out Critical Role if you haven't.
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>>160394869
They are a bunch of niggers tb.h
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>>160394942

I swear Blizzard does this shit on purpose. I got to 2999 but luckily I won and got Diamond. Same happened when going to Masters,
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>>160394989
Mercer's got some real potential as a McCree player, who knew. They really should try to get other VAs to play their characters
also that Ana POTG
>>
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>>160394893
Well, they are best friends, and that's what best friends do
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>>160394960
Like this?
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>>160395103
I'm shocked Rein's VA hasn't been streamed playing it yet.
>>
>>160395103
Too bad Mei and Roadhog kept bullying him ;_;
>>
>>160394698
its quickplay stfu and quit crying
>>
when's first strike coming out?
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>>160394604
>>160394687
>>160394828
it's 2 weeks until december, kappalan better deliver
>>
>>160395323
Never, Sombra hacked it
>>
>>160395035
>>160395103
What's Matt's Twitch? I need to ask him how the FUCK his coworkers got Persona 5 delayed.
>>
>>160395323
never
>>
>>160391149
Adorable, I just wanna bury my face in Mariah's tits
>>
>>160395328
Have they really not said anything yet? That's what makes it suspicious, I think, because if something just went wrong with the scheduling I can't see why they would keep it a secret.
>>
>get into game
>manage to choose sombra before anyone else, finally
>LEAVING GAME, NOT ENOUGH PLAYERS
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>>160395169
Should be struggling more

>>160395323
N E V E R
E
V
E
R
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>>160394956
>Playing as a group of 4
>Me as Anna two more as Zarya and Rein and the last guy as genji
>Randoms insta lock DPS
Me and the tanks are holding the line but a Pharah is shitting damage on us and I can't stop healing the tanks to deal with her or they would melt
>Ask the Genji to deal with her
>He loses his shit on mic
>Starts screaming about how Genji can't deal with Pharah and he has gold damage so it's us fucking up
>He has done nothing but run to the enemy supports and die over and over the entire game when we are on defense
>Tell him my ult is ready and he whips out the weeb stick
>Ult our junkrat instead of him as a fuck you
>He rage quits while in overtime
>We actually won

Fuck Genji mains.
>>
>>160395328
If it's three weeks long like the last two events then they could start it on the 6th and have it go until the 27th.

>>160395421
They didn't say anything about either event we've had so far until the happened. Kaplan likes to think people are shocked by them happening. Funny enough both have been leaked by the stickers for the summer games and then the loot boxes on consoles before the Halloween event.
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>>160394828
Is there a "heppi christmas" line for D.Va?
>>
>>160395507
Have you ever seen an artstyle and know for a fact that the artist does porn?
>>
>>160395238
Didn't he say in the voice actors panel that he plays Diablo3?
>>
>>160393984
That one on the left is actually creepy as fuck
>>
How long util people insta locking Sombra ends? I'd really like to start playing 6v6 again and not 5v5 + two useless cunts aside. How long did it take for the Anna insta locks to end? I don't recall.
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>>160393554
Would glue.
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>>160395735
Wrong thread
>>160395743
It seems like it's already over to me. I had no issue playing her in QP today.
>>
>>160395743
It's over for me, people at my MMR realize she's only good at offense sometimes maybe.

It's not an issue anymore.
>>
>>160395772
Imagine gluing the full size one, with so much "glue" that it looks like the miniature one
>>
>nitro screaming into the mic because the soldier took his "main", griefs by playing fucking bastion, yet still spends the whole time screaming about how it's the soldiers fault
>medals I don't want while playing ana for fuck sakes

publife
>>
Do the "enemy detected" and "systems comprimised" lines come out when Sombra's invisible and hacking?
>>
>>160395840
>>160395892

I'm only diamond in comp and people won't swap off of her after insta locks no matter what, and I get matched with master and up in qp and they still insta lock her. Getting pretty tired of this shit.
>>
>>160394869
>Reaper African

That's just plain wrong, we all know he's Mexican
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>>160395840
>Wrong thread
>You must wait longer before deleting a post
You saw nothing

Ad since I'm actually here, did they actually fucking dared to buff Zarya?
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>>160393984
>left
>>
Is aimbotting seriously still a fucking thing in this game?
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>>160396081

forgot my image. You know when you see this while in the second fucking round, things aren't going right
>>
Would be nice if you could set a preference between all of the class archetypes and the match maker would try and get an even spread on both sides. Every game of QP is nothing but DPS.
>>
If they dont fix Roadhogs hook the next time theres a patch I'm never touching this game again. You can only be hooked around walls and cover so many times before you break.
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>>160396104
No shit sherlock, that's the point

Here is your (You)
>>
>>160394368
Do you only get the bonus points for your season end SR?
>>
>>160396254
I'm staying away from 3vs3 bullshit for the time being because of that
>>
>>160395840
What did he posted?
>>
>>160396332
Why don't you just pick Roadhog? What's the matter?

You can't just pick whoever you want and then get mad when the enemy team has a better comp.
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>Go Reaper
>Get matched against 4 Sombras, Genji, and a Mercy
>Have 4 Sombras and Ana by my side
>Have 5 gold medals in a sea of AAAARGH
>>
>>160396282
Well, you know, technically he's American since he was born in LA but come on:

>Gabriel REYES
>brown skin
>born in LA

pretty fucking sure people treat him as a Mexican.
>>
>>160396492
>be team's only DPS
>surprised when you have all the offensive medals
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>>160396414
Final fantasy shit
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D.va statue fucking when
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>>160396132
They fixed her left click so yeah, I guess it was a buff
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who just went
>"hey dude know what it would be cool if we made an offense hero with a mercy pistol tier weapon and the support capabilities of a fucking symmetra"
>"then make it hard to play effectively"
>"then make sure to buff the fuck outta her biggest counter in the patch she's added'

Is blizz actually mentally fucking defunct
>>
>>160393443
Do you think she needs a sibling?
>>
Why is asia always soooo sloooow.
>>
>>160396803
>he thinks Sombra is bad

Ay, pobresito!
>>
>>160396648
Fucking worst hero
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>>160395928
If I only had that much glue and money to perform such an action.
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>>160396959
post stats then
post your stats and playtime with sombra
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>>160396842
being a single mom is hard as it is
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>Sombra can now hack while taking damage
yes/no
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Do you think golden zenyatta balls would look good with this skin? You can't tell what it looks like from the preview.
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Genji is with you.
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>>160396965
>few quick jumps back
>empty a pistol mag in his throat
>eliminated edgy mcangst
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>soldier spends the entire game blaming everyone but himself for the fact that pharah is freely flying around the map shoving rockets up our asses
Why are people so cancerous in this game?
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What's this Zenyatta bug I've heard about?

>>160397093

Completely necessary for her to even compete. It needs to happen soon.
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>>160396959
Yeah post your stats the if you're such hot shit, hell post a video of someone actually bringing something to the team with Sombra other than the defeat screen.
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>>160397234
not a bug, but he benefits hugely from the change that makes healers charge ult off of the damage dealt by friendlies
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>>160397039
Why is Pharah all angry at 76?
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>>160397212
>a war veteran who fight against super soldiers and robots vs a dumb teenager gee gee ez mode
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>>160397225
you do realize that if phara stays far away from soldier he shoots her for 5dmg each while she still does 120. Plus its ana and your other hitscans job to take care of phara.
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>>160396241
Situational and one-of-its-type kinds, too. Fuckers never want to play something that fits the map/mode/lineup.
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>>160397093
Yes, the also need to remove the delay on entering and exiting stealth. Even then I don't think it would be enough, maybe if hacking was faster and could be done in stealth she could help initiate a fight. They soft balled her kit so hard to the point that her silence ability simply does not synergies with her kit.
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>Do brawl playlist
>Get Shimada Bros

Honestly, all the brawls are dumb but this is easily the worst of the entire bunch and a prime example of Blizzard not knowing when to stop with the gimmicks

>Hanzo and Genji only

Okay

>Hanamura only

Alright

>Ult charge rate lowered

Sign me up.

>COOLDOWNS REDUCED TO BASICALLY NOTHING LEL
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What is his final game /owg/ ?

Or is he just ebil
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This game has literally become whoever doesn't have the Sombra or Widow on their team wins.
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Why are the worst players on the team usually the loudest? Then when you win they act like they carried or it was never their fault you were losing in the first place.
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I want to eat Mei's cooking.
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>>160397403
It's not ideal but when you're our only hitscan and we're fighting in small rooms against a trash Pharah she shouldn't be that much of a problem. In a perfect world he would switch to something better and finally kill her but even when he switched off to Mcree he still couldn't land a shot.
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>>160397660
you should've said poop
that's the purest form of love
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>>160397596
Kill everyone who he feels betrayed him, I guess. It seems like Reaper hasn't really thought his plan through.
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okay im retarded. how do i add friends on the batlenet thing? and where do you go to see your friend requests?
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>>160397660
Cup noodles and protein bars are all she knows, though.
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>tfw you get a flying headshot
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>>160397660
She's probably a very good cook considering how fat she is
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How the fuck do some people manage to be bad at healers?
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>>160397387
l2p grandpa
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>>160397716
>green tea

Is that ur nickname?
Are you a Tracer main?
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3v3 is so fucking dumb.

>Roadhog
>Roadhog counter
>Healer
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>>160397867
You mean
>Roadhog
>Mei
>Ana
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>>160397730
>realized I hadn't gotten smooth as silk
>go for it on numbani for the hell of it while they're capturing the point
>get that dink
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>>160397667
Yeah if its a small room Hitscan>phara but maps that are big and open you need your ana helping to take down phara because shes going to be as far away as possible.
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>>160397103
It looks amazing.
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>>160397798
Stay mad
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>>160397946
>T. bronze

Pharah has no chance of doing effective damage at long ranges with 26.5 m/s projectiles. They're too slow for them to be anything but spam into a chokepoint.
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>>160397930
>playing comp
>enemy Genji gets nanoboosted
>get a flying headshot
>1HK him because he was apparently hurt
>"Fucking hacking faggot"
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>>160397780
It requires skill.

No, it doesn't require the same set of skill playing a McCree, but it requires a lot of game sense and ability/cd management. Reading your allies and your opponents.
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>>160392951
*Second best
Sorry you didn't get the actual best spray from the summer games :^)
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>>160397771

If she was good at cooking she'd be making healthy food for me and we wouldn't be fat.
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>>160397867
>>Roadhog counter
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Is there a fanfic where bastion meets the other heros?
If so, pls link it.
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>>160398114
>phara is over 30m away
>my mccree shots are 5dmg each
>hit her with full clip
>her ana shoots her once and full hp
lol what do i do then mr grandmaster
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>>160397867
>Roadhog counter
lmao
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>>160398254
Anyone with a stun, you dumb fucking nigger cunt deer
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>>160391437
There's actually a bunch of these now that I think about it.

Lucio=Frog
Rein=Lion
Pharah=Eagle/Hawk
D.Va=Bunny
Roadhog=Pig
Junkrat=Rat
The weeb-bros=Dragons
Winston=West Amazonian Pygmy Marmoset

At a stretch, mercy could be dove and mei could be panda. Anything else?
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>>160396959
every time someone does this shit they back out

fucking golds
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>>160398220
Nevah second best

Sake!
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>When three people on your team, including your tank, get soloed by a spraying widow
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Wadjet or Wasteland? Which will make people witness me better?

And don't say her shitty Captain Amari skins.
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>>160398434
>shrike
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Why is Sombra bad to play? I need legit reasons. Is her damage not high enough?
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>>160398434
I have Wadjet but I wish it was Wasteland instead.

And fuck you, the young skins are still great.
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>>160397103

not as good as the sunyatta
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>>160398513

Merciful is better.
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>>160398323
that's not how damage falloff works

if, in the actual scenario that you are forced to consistently engage Pharah at ranges upwards of 30m and her 1 second travel time rockets are hitting people and dealing enough damage to people who can cover a distance of 5.5m in that 1 second, switch to widowmaker or soldier:76.
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>>160398528
Low damage, animation locks.
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New skin idea
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>>160398528
She's not bad to play.

Her damage is low, but she is not a DPS. Her point is to hack enemies and health packs.

She has the passive of seeing low health enemies through walls so she can go in and pick one off when the opportunity arises, she is NOT supposed to just rush into battle and try to murder people from the get-go like the other offense classes.
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>tfw no junkrat buffs

It's suffering playing the funnest character in the game.
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>Your Overwatch retards talking about how the support ults are broke and charging faster than they should

I normally like these guys but they're just misinforming people here and going to contribute to a narrative that ultimately gets these supports nerfed when its working as intended.
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What's your most\least favorite duels in 1v1?
For me most fun are Rein, Symmetra, Pharrah and McCree
Least fun - hanzo, zarya, mei
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>>160397827
no im not a tracer main why? answer the question please
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>>160398645
stop
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>>160398886
>>160398886
very symmetra duel ends in draw for me.
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>>160398923
nah
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>>160397716
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>>160398886
Zarya, Widow and Tracer
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>>160384295
So matchmaking is fucked right? Cause I dont' think I've played with as bad of players as this since I started ranked at 2k. Like these fuckers were gold-tier as shit in my 3k bracket.
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>>160398812
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752215318
>Fixed a bug that allowed healers to gain Ultimate charge more quickly than intended
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>tfw no qt Americanized edgy latina gf
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>>160397780
Bad positioning, mostly.

I had a Lúcio that took the "most survivable support" title too seriously and kept overextending instead of staying back, and constantly got killed. He also ulted once or twice to save his ass. I didn't believe that anyone could be bad at Lúcio since his skill requirements are non-existent, yet that guy proved me that it is entirely possible.

The boop is not worth it, fuckers. The boop is not worth it.
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>>160398757
blizz thinks Junkrat is a good counter to Tracer and Genji
According to them you're just not playing him right he has a lot of potential in the right hands.
It would be a mistake to buff him, they think.
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>>160398434
>not having ghoul with golden gun
pleblord detected
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>>160398917

>namefag
>who's also retarded

Never seen that before
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>>160398528
Slightly lower DPS than tracer, with just as wide a spread.
Her stealth has a startup and exit time, meaning you can't use its speed boost to flee bad shit, and you need to have a full second unmolested before you can hack or fire.
Hacking takes too long and can't be done in stealth. It's almost always better to just shoot.
Her mobility is actually good and is really fun to play and infuriating to play against. Like a teleporting lucio.
She can see low health enemies through the map. This is more helpful than you'd think.
Her hack and EMP are the worst parts of her kit.

>HOW TO FIX
Hack from stealth OR lock out some weapons. Hack a Mercy and they still can heal, and have their crazy regen.
Have her ult give her 50 temporary shields, like a Sound Barrier, for every person she hits.

She's not a bad character, it's just her kit doesn't flow with her abilities. Her best ability is her teleport by a texas mile.
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>>160397604
Give it time. When Ana came out she was also dead weight until people learned how to use her.
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>>160399058
press on your name on the bnet app and it will show you this, send this to friends for them to add you, ask your friends for this code so that you can add them.
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>Sombra at Blizzcon a few weeks ago
>OMG SO OP PLS NERF

>Sombra out for two days
>Blizzard she's shit, buff her
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>>160399270
i sent a request and he sent one. where do we hit accept?
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>>160399332
Surprising how things change once you get your hands on them.
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>autistic rager on my team again
>fuck
>realize I had successfully helped chat ban him

thank fuck, the world is safe from another autist for a couple days
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>>160399245
get used to it, im not going away
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>>160399346
Blizzard has this retarded system in which 1 bnet account has 3 FUCKING DIFFERENT FRIENDS LISTS, 1 FOR EACH REGION.

Ensure you and your friend have added each other on the correct region, if your friend is logged in americas and you're in europe, you will not be able to receive his friend request.
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>>160399247
what distinguishes a texas mile from a normal mile?
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>>160399164
>The boop is not worth it, fuckers. The boop is not worth it.
Someone should tell Lucio players that if you're not a retard and know how to position yourself you can do plenty of damage with him without putting yourself out of position just in case you maybe get that boop. Aggressive Lucio who actually knows how to survive and use his gun is great.
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>>160399332
>has one way to do damage
>offence hero
I see why
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>>160399156
>tfw Blizzard adding grannies and half-shaved girls instead of actual cute girls
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>>160399458
Wow what an edgy avatarfag
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>>160398812
I don't know why people watch that retard. He was plat for most of season 2. Why are people taking advice from a plat shitter?
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>>160399570
The fact that Texans won't shut up about how their mile is better than every other mile.
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>3300SR
>That one troll who autolocks bastion/torb/sym and never switches, forcing you to waste 8 minutes on an unwinnable game
I'm tired of the blind optimism of the "maybe" it'll work. Nothing tilts me harder than one idiot throwing, especially when I'm on a winstreak. Really? I'm going to break my winstreak cause I couldn't carry a troll further into diamond?

Fuck this game.
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Amari hips
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>>160399878
The entire fact that this games rating is for the most part completely dependant upon streaks is why I'll never take it seriously.
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>>160399878
>not leaving, forcing the match to be cancelled, and coming back to avoid losing SR
It's your own fault, familia
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>>160399506
Thank youuuu
>>160399685
:3c
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Things I'd like to do to Mei:

[x] Marry
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Is it even worth dueling against a player who turtles in the spawn during the Bastion round?
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>>160400140
Put her on a diet
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>>160400018
Pretty sure they patched that in the last week
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>>160400140
Steal her coat
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>>160400209
There is an alternate way into the spawn you know. Sneak up on him or just let it go to a draw if he wants to be a cunt.
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Have you won any 1v1 matches? If no then why not?
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>>160399270
>>160399506


>feeding the retard namefag
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>>160400124
Can i fugg your boipucci?
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>>160387942
>I've yet to see a single Sombra ever hack Rein from behind,
lmao i've done this at least twice in every single game i've played today
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>>160400305
i won once to get the loot box than i played quick match because fuck mirror matches
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>>160388883
>Sombryoko
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>>160398360
Back out of what?
I never said I was good with the character.
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>>160400230
I did it a couple days ago when my friend went AFK for no reason and it didn't punish me.
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>>160400140
[x] Impregnate
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>>160400369
Only if you let me call you daddy~
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>>160399662

You described every offense hero except two when you don't count ultimates.
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What are my priority targets for Nanoboosting when playing Ana? trying to get better with her and one of the things I notice is that I tend to hold onto my ult really long cause I don't know who on the team is best to use it on.
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I haven't gotten a single interesting loot box in 2 weeks. Feels bad man.
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>>160400515
Im counting everything
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>>160400298
Yes but, does he deserve to be played with?
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>>160400532
Reaper > Genji > Reinhardt > Roadhog > Soldier 76
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>>160387009
>mfw stats said that I did 40k healing as Zen per minute
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>>160400467
You cant impregnate a frozen, crusty, salty, dead womb anon, Mei's organs arent the same since you know
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>>160399981
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>>160400309
Rood :(
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>>160400532
Genji if he has ult
76
Reinhardt
Reaper
Winston
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>>160400608
Uh I dunno man just giving you options here.
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>>160400532
Winston, Genji with ult, Soldier:76 with ult.
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>>160400631
Shit, I forgot Winston
Reaper > Genji > Reinhardt > Winston > Roadhog > Soldier 76
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>>160394641
Source?
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>>160400476
Umm i-i think i need an adult...
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What did he mean by this?
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>>160401016
you're a fag kill yourself
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Whats a good comp for 3v3?
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>Tfw playing feels weird because you can't remember how you were seated last time
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>>160401016
Post more cockslut jack
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Why are all the brawls so bad? I never get any fun brawls like Arcade Mode, only shit like Pharmercy and Real Knigga Hours
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roadhog is fucking op in 3v3
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Mommy
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I'm on PS4 and this game has been filled with the absolute worst shitters lately. It's worse than usual
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>>160401345
>PS4
found your problem
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>>160401182

Hog, 76/Mei, Ana/Zen.
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>>160401321
The hook is bullshit in any mode any way

But is it me or is that map specially bullshit n that regard, the hook goes through the fucking bridge paths
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>>160401345
>Playing shooters on console
>Paying for online
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>>160398346
Widow = spider
Symmetra = dung beetle
Torbjorn = bear (name is literally "Thor bear")
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>>160401016
He's brushing off a piece of food on Morrison's cheek like a good bro
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What did she mean by this?
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>>160401467
along with the self heal, it's fucking dumb they give a tank that
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>>160401634
>roadhog
>tank
pick 1
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>>160401490

Leave Symmetra alone. She is clearly a bat.

>Bats are noticeabley symmetrical
>She sucks the life out of people
>The head piece looks like bat ears
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>>160401683
>her Halloween skin is a vampire
Bat checks out as far as I'm concerned.
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>>160401490
>Symmetra = dung beetle
kek
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>>160401490
>widow
>spider

Fuck the tumblr-tier headcanon she's obviously a cat
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>>160401620
No clam slamming for the next week
>>
Torb is still bad? People still telling me to switch when I picked him.
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>>160401817
He got buffed, but there are so many more useful heroes you could pick.
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>>160401817
one of the highest win rates bruh
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>Play Symmetra
>Fire full charged shot at a group of salty faggots trying to ge me out of my batcave
>double kill
>triple kill
>quadruple kill
>TEAM KILL
>Get PoTG
>mfw
I like when I have a Zennyata bro from afar trowing discord orbs at anyone entering and the ocasional Mei jus slowing them down to get roasted
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>tfw 80% sombra winrate with 6 hours

shes weak tho
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>>160402132
My problem is how any other attack hero seems to be a perfect counter to her, specially S76

I try to just hit and run against Tanks and it works perfectly, but you do need a team that is actually covering your ass while you do that and they take care of the attackers, seriously her weapons needs more accuracy the shots just have too much spread
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>>160402132
>>160402241
Yeah I don't know, I feel like it's futile to play her past the first point since you can't really effectively flank people who have their backs to the wall. Like a reverse Symmetra.

Also McCree fucking shits on her, as if there weren't enough people he didn't shit on
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Personne n'échape à mon regard
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>Sombra will never boop you with her 5 foot long king kong dong

why live?
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What did he mean by this?
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>We're certainly open-minded about adding a more competitive structure to 3v3 (or 1v1 for that matter). We did not want to start there though because we believe the new modes and map will require some iteration before they are ready for a competitive structure. We're keeping a very close eye on how these modes evolve and we will make changes to keep them healthy and to continue to grow them.

Someone just please fucking kill me.

Not everything needs a fucking ranked mode Jeff.
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>>160402687
il te manque un "p" chérie
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>>160402819
Looks like Morrison is worried that Reyes has an upset stomach. I'm not so sure about that last one, though... maybe he has to get in close so he can make sure his good friend isn't getting a fever.
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>>160402860
Ranked Brawl when?
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>The big web network Sombra has
>The thing in the middle is a big eye
>An Iris, if you will

Quick, someone see how closely Zenyatta is connected to it
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Can somebody please fucking explain to me why my Blue Yeti Microphone randomly stops working mid-game? I have no idea and no solution.
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>>160402926

If Jeff continues to get his way, it will probably be a thing.
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>>160388435
>gold console players don't even know how game modes work complaining about hanzo
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>>160384843
tell us more anon
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>>160402860
I'd rather put my trust in 2 competent idiots than 5. Plus the oversight is that you gain less ELO and points.
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>>160403014
I don't think Zenyatta appears on Sombra's map. But to be fair, maybe she doesn't know. Maybe even Zenyatta doesn't. The Iris could be using the Shambali monks as puppets, and they've just mistaken that crawling feeling in the back of their minds for evidence of some kind of benevolent higher power.
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>>160403091
>be a pocket mercy for a good 76
>he doesn't let me suck his dick after the game
is everyone in this game this rude?
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>>160403195
He was gay for the roadhog
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>>160384429

>Have to win

It's shit and goes against the "lose 99.9999% of matches in QP due to being bad mismatched and shit, but get rewarded for my persistence anyway" philosophy of the carrot-on-a-stick nonsense that's been going on since release.

Pls let me lose these 1v1's and get a box
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>>160403195
nobody likes mercy fuck off
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>>160388404
>playing a game of 1v1
>definitively win the first 3 rounds
>opponent says "how long does this go for"
>afks in their base and says "just come fucking end it"
>I don't end it
>they proceed to suicide their next 2 heroes just to end their suffering
was this you? #saltylosers
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>>160402241
Like 90% of the heroes have something that can fuck her up
widow mine prevents her from cloaking, just put it in any wall and suddenly she can cloak through there
then widow ult


then hanzo scatter and sonar are insane

Winston in general
s76 is her biggest counter
junkrat traps and nades explosion
mcree in general
pharah splash
reaper can cap her ass in a split second but at least she can hack it

And many many more

She's walking meat and just fucked up
I don't know how they did it but blizz managed to add a second symmetra
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anyone have a list of changes of changes for skins in the newest patch?

like for witch mercy and dr junkenstein skins

did frankenstein's monster get any?
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>>160402869
Personna n'échappe à mon regard
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Everyone complaining sombra shit
Me with 400 hours of tf2 spy experience
Shit on people
Wow its almost like you all just need to fucking get good
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>>160403506
Don't think so. I don't remember if Roadhog had lines besides his grunts.

Reaper has his lines though.
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>>160403506
Junkrat yells "IT'S ALIVE!" upon respawn
He also yells "Get ready for a shock!" like he did in the brawl when he ults.

Aside from that, I think Mercy got her "Servants never die" line
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>>160403360
>win the first round in 1v1
>opponent calls me a cheater and leaves
>this happends twice
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Is Sombra pure? You think she has never tasted a dick right?
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>Placed gold
Im sorry I let you down fellas
I made a huge fucking mistake doing my placements the day after the patch, Hanzos and Sombras everywhere
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>>160403582
ok post stats
post profile
post bnet
post ANYTHING

go ahead
do it
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>>160403595
another new one (not sure if it was in the heppy helloween patch) is when switching beams or healing witch mercy will say something about spells
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Can't decide
Augmented or Cyberspace
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>>160403557
I would eat that chocolate doughnut
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>>160403689
none, save them for an actually good hero
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>>160403689
I like Cyberspace better personally.
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>>160403608
she's over 30
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>>160403689
I prefer the blonde pink archetype over the blue white.
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Symmetra should be locked.

I can attribute maybe half of my loses in the past two days to attack/KotH Symmetra trolling.

This hero has absolutely no use except to troll.

At least Widow can one shot things from extreme distances.

At least Hanzo has good utility.

At least Torb holds shit down.

At least Bastion annihilates barriers and has a great ultimate.

At least all of these heroes, if played in the absolute poorest way by the biggest idiots, can still provide SOME help.

Symmetra doesn't.
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>>160389536
my b anon, i did it already. if you still need it, legit everyone in the games chat are looking for people
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>>160403689
>chocolate blonde
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>>160402860
I've never played a game of comp but I think I would get into 1v1 ranked
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>Get placed in 3140 before Sombra patch releases.
>Drop down back to 3000 after the Sombra patch.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS KAPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
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>>160403414
>I don't know how they did it but blizz managed to add a second symmetra
the same reason why they made Symmetra in the first place.
They sincerely believed that these heroes were on the same level as heroes like Genji.
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>>160403689
Neither you fag, get her Sugar skin.
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>>160403605
My very first game the opponent randomly quit after like 2 rounds.

The only thing I don't like about 1v1 so far is that it's first to 5. I think it should be adjusted slightly so that if you win the first 3 rounds the game ends or something.
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>>160403932
>They thought season 1 Genji was alright
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>>160403737
>>160403771
>>160403853
Ok I go with Blond...but Cyberspace looks delicious too.

>>160403790
Jump behind enemy Team and start with the dicking. Symmetra is fun.
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>We don't need a Torjborn

I'm sick of people saying this. You won't get an armour pack from me.
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What's the fastest way to get the oni skin?
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>>160403868
>1v1 ranked
>with torb, sym, bastion
Pure cancer.
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>>160394096
Oh that must have been devastating...
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I want to raise Hana Song's children
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Someone explain this shit to me.
Why the fuck does this awlasy pop up now?

>have to wait for it to count down from 5k.
>then wait till the other number goes to 1
>you will be kicked if you remain inactive
I CANT PLAY SHIT WITHOUT BEING KICKED
CANT EVEN GET IN A MATCH
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>>160404135
play the game.
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>>160404073
>Jump behind enemy Team

How's silver where a hero with zero mobility skills can just get behind an enemy team?
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>3300
>Trying to break 3500
>Every other game has a bastion/torb/sym main
Fuck this SR. Fuck the west coast. Fuck Blizzard for removing avoid this player.
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>>160404185
Thanks!
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>>160404098
>deliberately contributing to a loss just because someone on your team hurt your fee fees
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>>160404139
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>>160404137
You do know that they're all mirror matches and randomly selected, right? And they could always exclude the more memey heroes from a ranked mode anyway. Mercy and Lucio are already not in 1v1.
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>>160404185
AI matches.

Technically it will be even faster if you do them with a group of five so there's no matchmaking to wait for, but good luck finding four other fags that want to play 15 AI matches in a row with you.
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Why is Gabe angry?
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>>160404135
tfw 30 packs in a single round without any effort
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>>160404098
since he generates armor now hes sick. also i like how his gun has an arc so i can shoot behind cover.
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>>160401620
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>>160404272
>deliberately contributing to a loss just because someone on your team hurt your fee fees
Faggots with attitudes deserve it. They get really mad on mic too. One time I stopped healing an asshole and got the team to shame him for dying and dealing no DPS.
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>>160395328
>>160395421
>>160395602
during one of the blizzcon panels they were talking about loot or events or something and how they will always try to improve upon the last and i think they mentioned a winter event since seasonal events are a big part of blizzard games
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>>160404135
Against easy AI.
Just be braindead for the time being, one match takes 6-10 minutes.
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>>160404176
People thought it was part of the Sombra ARG but that's over and it's still there
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>>160404471
Thanks man
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>>160404346
>>160401620
>tfw jeff hates this retarded ship and it's fans are the reason why both of them will forever be shit tier
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>>160403414
Doesn't help that Winston needs ZERO aiming skills

Heck even Hanzo doesn't really need to aim, 2 lazy arrows and most stuff is gone, even for the scatter 90% of them just aim at the ground and somehow it's a free kill if it hits anywhere near any hero that's not a tank


And it's maybe me being salty, but I do belive that Mc Cree has a bullshit radius on his grenade and a bigger hitbox than the aiming circle size
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>>160404547
>Kaplan hates Pharmercy
>Chu loves Gency
Is there any hope left for yurifags?
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>>160404445
The point is that you aren't just getting back at the faggot with attitude, you're shitting on the whole team if you're not trying to win.

>be me
>two other faggots on my team are arguing about some stupid shit
>one of them just starts suiciding over and over and typing shit like "it's your fault we're going to lose, good job" to the other faggot
>we end up losing because 5v6 is a harsh handicap

I don't deserve that, fuck you. If we could've won because your armor pack could've let the tank survive long enough to complete the final push, but you didn't give him one because he was bitching at you earlier? You're a piece of shit too.
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>>160404541
No problem, mate.
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>grind for oni skin
>absolute trash at genji
well

HoTS is p good if it wasnt so p2w
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>Get Los Muertos skin
>The tatoos actually do glow in the dark

NOICE
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When does it become unacceptable to solo comp without a mic? I've never touched the playlist but I'm slowly becoming more curious. Absolutely no intention to voicechat with strangers though.
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>rank down like 20 every lost match
>rank up like 120 every win
>I lose or tie 6 for every match I win anyways
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>>160403582
I'm not complaining

I have something like 87% winrate with her at qp though part of that is probably that the other sombras are worse than me and every team must have one

She looks weak because the things she do aren't easily quantified and shown in potg's and end game stats but she absolutely helps hear team while hindering the other.

She's also a brainy, generalist hero that does a whole bunch of different things and has to adapt to a shifting game state. You can't play her just doing the same thing over and over like you can with the more narrowly specialized characters and a lot of people just can't into that

You give those people Reinhardt and tell them to be a wall.
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>>160404692
The hair in the Augmented skin glows in the dark too
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>>160404547
>>160404589
Phamercy has the most fanart regardless, canon doesn't matter
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>Jack will never remove your head and bake a pie with it
>Ana will never use the hole where your head used to be as a popcorn holder
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>>160404751
and they're still shit tier and the only people who like them don't play the game
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worst hero in the fucking game
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>>160404547
>this retarded ship

It's not retarded, it's nice.
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>>160404750
OH FUCK
I'll go with that next then, I'm trying to not go down the 1500 coins mark for now for future events, Mercy Witch 3k cost caused me nightmare
Good thing I got her at the very last day and very last box so I couls buy stuff for other heroes I use
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>>160404728
I have started muting voice because people mimic what they read on reddit and try to dictate every hero pick. constant blaming and infighting don't help either. i play better listening to just the game sounds
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>>160404828
I do play the game and I have 12 hours on Mercy and 9 on Pharah
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>>160404831
Kill yourself

it goes against BOTH their characters, they have no reason to ever be in a relationship and it's liked exclusively by trannies

yurifags are fucking cancer, I genuinely hope you die soon and painfully
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>>160404828
You know that's not true. Don't try so hard to incite anger, c'mon now.
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>>160404309
Just get some fags from the public lobby.

Me and a friend did this, and ended up doing our 15 before they realized we never added them
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>>160404829
People have yet to actually learn to play her, no idea why anyone is even sing her in comp without even knowing how it works


So far my best match with her was just me doing hit and run tacticts and as soon as someone turned around I would get out of there and let the team get the kills and gain momentum, assuming they were actually trying to advance and not playing horrible trying to make change from Sombra so they could use her
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>>160397914
This. There's really no reason to play a different team.
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>>160404896
>trying to use logic to get someone to stop liking something you don't like

you seem way more passionate about shipping than me, I just like the cute pictures famalam
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>>160404779
After seeing floor tiles, 'pozzed my neg hole', and even 'women contemplating dog's knees,' I'm not even going to be surprised if someone actually has this fetish.
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>>160404908
Only thing I'd like to incite is a mass suicide of every shipper but I'd settle for just the yurishitters who've been the consistently worst shitposters since the open beta.
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>>160404852
what league are you in? do people get mad at you for not listening
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>>160404896
They have every reason to be in a relationship.

And I'm not a tranny
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>>160404728
>>160404852
It's tempting to not go on team voice because of how useless people are but I keep joining there just because I don't want to negatively affect team morale

Letting people think they're right even if they're wrong is usually better than turning them into crying saltballs
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>>160389160
Ster_ when he was smurfing and trying to prove ELO Hell is fake placed himself in Bronze to try and get to Master
He streamed all of it
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>>160405089
>that pic
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>>160405148
I'm sure I could stomach joining and listening, just no way I'm going to speak myself. I don't know how much of a problem that is.

>>160405186
I'm 3 hours into that VOD as we speak desu. Shame he didn't stream his placement matches.
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>>160405089
>those literal tranny bodies

disgusting
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>>160405062
>what league are you in?
diamond
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The new Pharah is so powerful that I fear they might nerf her back
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>>160404970
>have good match as Sombra
>spend whole time invalidating enemy defenses with hack, occasionally spraying bullets to pick off weakened enemies running to cover
>our DPS just steamroll through their defensive line every time because their tanks can't do any tanking
>finish match with extremely low damage, no medals aside from eliminations, no card, no play of the game, and not even a highlight to watch
>mfw I'll never get to hack into someone else's play of the game animation
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>>160405278
I almost never speak, sometimes people complain about that but it's rare.

The least thing you should do is inform the team if there's someone trying to flank but you can just grunt something like "reeper behind" which is what every Pjotr does on the eu server where I play
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>>160404970
this sounds like silver tier tactics
and what you described is what a tracer could do while actually getting kills
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>>160405025
Why do you have to ruin a comic that's in good fun?
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>>160405341
Make a new thread idiot
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>tfw 5-0 a high ranked player in 1v1
ez game ez lyfe
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>>160405869
>>160405869
>>160405869
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>>160404852
I always listen but I don't communicate with others or really care much about what they're saying. I just do it for the off chance someone calls out something important for once. Maybe I'm just not smart but I lose a significant amount of skill when I start talking.


I focus mostly on in-game sounds since I've identified I use sound more than sight to hit targets.

>fucking hacker
>your pharah has wall hacks
>"I heard your footsteps"

When I get hit by EMP I feel blind and get really confused.
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>>160406972
>When I get hit by EMP I feel blind and get really confused.
poor bat-kun xoxo
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>>160407118
>mfw people used to call me a 'bat'
>those people all hate me now
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>>160404660
Bellboa?
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>>160403932
Symmetra used to be good and plenty of teams used her for first point defense
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>>160386582
U mean symmetra wiston die bye uzi
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>>160401334
who is that meant to be? lol
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