/utg/ - Undertale General

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>>160368105
Okay really when is Mettaton releasing that 4koma comic book? It's been years now.

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Buttered fish?

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Not lizard bully?

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>>160368105

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what's everyone been doing today?

>>160368330
Tasty.

>>160368343
Nah. She does that all by herself. It's no fun.

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Love this goat! Love being off of work

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Nth for being dead and for these cute spooks

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>>160368270
My dad works for Mettaton and he said it's coming out soon.

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sans

I never killed Mettaton outside of genocide >160364996 shows Alphys standing over the broken Mettaton.
What does she say when you speak to her?

>>160368957
"....All according to plan! fuhuhuahaahahahahahaha!"

>>160368957
She tells you it was just a robot and she can always just...make another one... haha...

>>160368957
She just comments that Mettaton was "just a robot" and she can "build another one"
But she's pretty torn up as she's saying it

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>>160368957
That she can just fix him.
>>160368424
Being terrible at WoT and finally playing Robobot

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>>160368826
Wow, you're right, we are pretty dead right now. Lets jump start things. What is utg listening to right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9kmicWsQdI

>>160369098
>spoiler
did you finish triple deluxe? all these kirby games lately have been really fun.

>>160368957
That you don't have to worry about it and that she can just build another robot.
...of course, she just kills herself once she leaves.

>>160369124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lAfF8ZFb6E
So beautiful.

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>>160369124
The sound of inaudible static.

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>>160369124
https://youtu.be/umyiu3oa1A0

>>160369124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FcydPc6uQE

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fish nerd

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>>160369124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McudYg2SqJI
>>160369262
I've put off the True arena and getting the sun stones but yeah. As for robobot I'm actually getting all the cubes surprisingly.

Undertale was fun.

>>160369417
I didn't even know the nes was capable of making those sounds.

>>160369124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-3k0RX6FbI
Sort of need it to get in the right mood.

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>>160369516
undertale was the best kirby game.

>>160369854
The Dededegore fight was great. I can't believe Whispy woods was his dead son.

>>160370031
>Hyperdeath Whispy
I want it.

>>160370131
>it's still him dropping apples

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>>160370031
chill with the spoilers my dude.

>>160370131
tree is not for sexual.

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>>160370031
DID SOMEBODY SAY DEDEDE?!

/utg/ OMEGLE NIGHT
USE /utg/ OR undertale general AS YOUR INTERESTS
TAG ALL YOUR FAVORITES AND YOUR FETISHES SO YOU CAN GET MOCKED

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>>160370302
I only spoilered it because Dedede is a meme here.
>>160370353
Case in point

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>take a stab at alphys art challenge
>should only take 5 minutes
>20 minutes later

I really need to start timing myself better on these things

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Chara burpfic?

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>>160370401
its not really their fault. he's an okay dude. we costanza posting now?

>>160370302
Did I say I wanted to fuck the tree?
Don't assume things, anon.

>>160370363
there aren't enough people here for that, man

>>160370363
>Omegle
No. We use shamchat.

>>160370575
But anon it's hip to fuck trees.

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

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>>160370565
No
>>160370657
I wonder what shamchat Gaster is up to these days

>>160370508
One day Asriel started going on about how it's weird that in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Island of Misfit Toys even toys like balls, building blocks and kites have eyes and mouths and it's like man isn't that weird but Chara rudely interrupted him with burps until he gave up

>>160370750
Spidering The Spider all up in her spider!
>>160370826
Man, I wish I saved all of those.

>>160370750
But can the spider generate the 1.21 Gigawatts of electricity to power the flux capacitor so we can send us back to the future....of 1985?

Think of most degenerate way to masturbate honoring your fav!

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>>160370714
did you say bees?

>>160370826
alright.

>>160370575
some people are just different, anon. sorry i assumed.

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>>160370891
I have most of them, I can dump them if you want.

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>>160370939
Oh, she could generate so much more.

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>>160371012
Unfortunately I have to leave so I can only post 2 more.

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>>160371012
>ARE YA WINNIN SON
fucking dying

>>160370891
(You)ing (You) all up in (You)r (You)!
>>160370939
Of course! That's nothing for her unlimited cuteness!
>>160371087
That was amazing. Please don't plot a doomsday scenario using the spider.

>>160371012
>>160371464
An Imgur would have been neat, but I guess you don't have time to set it up.
Thanks for the two, anon!

>>160371547
now give it back

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>>160370968

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>>160371626
Sorry kid but it's mine now.

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Last call
http://www.strawpoll.me/11659373

>>160371604
I didn't think of that...
Here http://imgur.com/a/RmqL2

>>160371881
You the man, anon.

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nice

>>160370968
I'd make a jelly mold with blue food coloring to simulate fucking sans' ecto asshole, then get some mustard and ketchup to squirt on my face to simulate Sans cumming on my face, or just squirting condiments on me because he's an asshole. I'd also clean up with a red scarf because papyrus is cool and would come through for a friend like that

>>160372118
What the fuck

>>160370750
Telling the baby spider all about how awful gay people are!
Telling the baby spider about how Tsunderplane is a twisted faggot and that she needs to stop being friends with her right away so that she doesn't become one!
The baby spider very rudely and meanly demanding answers from Tsunderplane, using every slur in the book!
Tsunderplane's parents not having known until the baby spider asked!
Tsunderplane getting kicked out of her home with bruises!

>>160372172
holy shit.
utg is getting creative and its scary.

>>160372254
sorry

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>>160372118
MEAN!

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>>160369124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0fV-0QJVGg

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>>160371507

>>160372329
Tsunderplane wants the big A-10 dick though.

>>160372254
>>160372118
Are they swol or are those thick clothes?

>>160372906
Yaoi proportions
Not even once

>>160373010
Would Alphys give Mettaton yaoi hands?

>>160373107
She has terrible taste and thinks that KKMM1 is the better iteration of the show

Most certainly

>>160372329
Teaching the spider not to judge people by their sexual orientation!
Telling the spider not to say such rude things about gay people!
Helping the spider and Tsunderplane get along again!
Taking Tsunderplane in and treating her bruises!
Making Tsunderplane feel loved and accepted for who she is!

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>>160373107
Yes

>>160373107
i thought she was into yuri not yaoi

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>>160369050
>>160369084
This shouldn't be giving me the feels anymore after all this time but it do. I've even killed Mettaton myself but it still makes me a little sad.

>>160369124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0JVpnHD6Sg

>>160370496
Try it.

Trying to draw quick can actually help you get over some of your anxieties in drawing. Parts where you'd get stuck on or take forever to draw slowly might go easily when you're not even thinking about it too much.

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>>160373679
I have a lot of feelings about their friendship

>>160373498
is that butter

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Well, have a goodnight /utg/.
>>160373679
The game still affects me too sometimes.
>>160373839
I only liked the Q&A because it confirmed they still hang out. That and butt rice.

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Chara-cannot-stop-shittingfic?

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>>160374007
Good night botfriend
>I only liked the Q&A because it confirmed they still hang out. That and butt rice.
I found the Q&A fun, even for characters that I don't really pay attention to. But yes I am happy to see them still interacting.

>>160374279
Alphys cutting fic?

>>160374007
Good night, anon. Sweet dreams.

>>160374441
Tsunderplane flak fic?

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>>160374279
>>160374441
Asriel Never ending vomit fic?

>>160374702
Sausage party is overrated

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>>160373839
It's funny how much can be interpreted from it in game without anything being said really.

>>160374007
Good night. I'm off to sleep too.

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>>160373539
she seems more into bara from her known crushes

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so is /utg/ dead or what.

>>160375478
I've seen so many different definitions for bara I don't even know what it means anymore.

>>160375602
I'm just depressed right now.

>>160375602
Nah.

>>160375602
i just woke up man give me a second

>>160375602
i tried posting some stuff but..no one replied to anything so i don't feel like posting anymore

>>160375867
>>160375867
>>160375867
>>160375867
Don't leave, have some (You)s.

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Oh Shit!

Britfag here. A package arrived from the USA.

>>160373839
Is it really a friendship when Mettaton forced Alphys to lie to impress him and the king and Alphys built him with the wrong genitalia to force him to have dysphoria and so she can rape him all the time in his cute transboy slit so she wouldn't have to worry about the compulsory heterosexuality Mettaton forced her into

>>160376132
that's not how it works.

but ill give them a you aswell.
>>160375867

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>>160375667
It basically just means masculine men, with a focus on muscular or generally burly men, as opposed to very feminine body types found in most yaoi.

>>160376251
Oh shit man

Did you order some Undertale?

>>160376251
>he got Gaster

>>160376251
EXPLAIN
WHAT ARE THESE?

>>160376251
is this the box that says ketchup not included or is that another one

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>>160376251
When faced with too many options, i choose The "mario/ryu/jin" of selections of course.

>>160376441
A figurine set produced by fangamer.

>>160376251
there better be some translucent blue dragon dildos in there

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>>160376517
Yeah. Buddy.

>>160376132
>>160376348
Thanks but i was just posting dumb stuff anyway so it's not a big deal, but i dont think i should be posting right now anyway so im going to stop

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>>160376662
Yeah! Been waiting for this since they announced in June or whatever. My very own Frisk.

I must say they caught Frisk's personality just right. Satisfied. I like her.

>>160376821
Melt it already!

>>160376821
frisk is a giraffe you idiot.

>>160376821
HOTGLUE

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>>160376889
buhh? d-do what??

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>>160376821
>tfw undyne isn't coming out until august

>>160377034
I didn't come here for an unboxing senpai!
Where's the twist?

>>160376375
That's one of the cutest Asgores I've ever seen.

>>160377102
Ah! So they already announced round 2 eh?

>>160376821
H O T G L U E
O
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G
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U
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>>160376928
its not broken though???

>>160377216
Buddy where have you been?
https://www.fangamer.com/products/undertale-figurines-series-2

>>160377259
WITH YOUR PEEPEE

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>>160377160
The twist is this is actually a cute girl.

>>160377259
>its not broken though???

ah, i wish i was as innocent as this anon again

>>160377314
i dont see how my peepee is relevant at all

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What does this image make you think?

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>>160377314
Ahit they are not as cool as the fisrt season. Tem is pretty cool i guess.

I still think if you have to choose one its gotta be either Frisk or Sans. Im glad i got Frisk.

Wonder if she will be worth anything in the future...

>>160377596
flowey is thick! THICK!!!

>>160377596
wow flowey is 100% shit

>>160377480
Goatfags must be destroyed

>>160377480
asriel will never EVER get any merchandise

>>160377596
I dunno, I think Undyne looks pretty great.
I don't know how they managed to screw up Alphys though, I've seen lots of cute fanmade figurines.

>>160377772
Flowey is a fucking flower. What do you expect? They could have just chosen napstablook.

>>160377861
he got a figure though

>>160377871
So what is the dead with them? They are 100% official and just throw a cut to toby?

I have never bought a vidya toy before this and don't know anything about fan gamer.

I think they dis good though, was not expecting the box to be so good.

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>>160377772
yeah i wish they went with his in final form appearance but i guess they wanted to be kid friendly

I waited AGES for someone to hotglue Papyrus figurine but I'm the last person lewding him left in /utg/
What do

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>>160378024
>flowey is asriel

>>160378087
I don't see how applying liquid adhesive used for repairing things and arts and crafts is relevant to anything sexual.

>>160377871
What's wrong with Alphys? She seems like her perfectly normal dorky self.
They even remembered to make her cross her feet.

>>160378087
>What do
it yourself

I want to use Chara's shit as lube

>>160378087
leave

>>160378087
buy one then hotglue it yourself then take pics and post them

>>160378098
>iFunny
And you probably wonder why that image has such shit quality.

>>160378087
Too bad the papyrus figure is awful, glue won't fix that.

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>>160378172
This. Im not ruining my frisk niggahs this shit cost like $15 or whatver.

Also whats with all this sexualize of the undertale? Undertale is to vidya, what ghibli is to anime. There is no sex here?!

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>>160378098
can you really say flowey isn't asriel or vice versa?

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>>160378225
Her head shape and the way it connects to her body just looks weird to me.

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>>160378284
I could only spaghetti it

>>160378440
literally nothing is pure here in /utg/.

>>160378489
furries are not going to buy the flowey figurine and wank over it though. the asrielfags want their goat to be a figure or plush and it won't happen.

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>>160378630
So ive noticed.

Cmon guise surley undertale is just for comfy feels and actual keks?

You know on /v/ they all think your furries or some shit, i didnt want that to be actually true!

>>160378630
im a pure christian virgin

>>160378630
>cum stains on an asriel plush
Gross.

>>160378748
There are some furries, but it's not entirely true! We have pedos, scalies and skelefuckers too!

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>>160378630
yeah. toby doesn't want to spoil his game anyway so you're right. poor gotefags.
lucky for me though.

>>160378748
Bruh, how long have you been here? 30 minutes?

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>>160378850
......

I'm out.

>>160378630
>toby releases a button pin with a cute little shota gote on it
>gotefags buy it in mass, build a shrine, and jack off all over it for days on end

All the characters already have merch!
are cards not enough for you?

>>160378748
It's true and has been this way for a long time

>>160378781
I dont mean that but theyre gonna put like an onahole in it and make it fuckable or something. Didn't someone do that with the toriel plush?

>>160378915

See >>160378980

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>>160379030
onaholes are overrated.

>>160378890
but there was a sans bad time shirt, which is also a huge spoiler
well, not any more since we have internet but

>>160377259
We want you to cum on him

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>>160379419
bad time was just a meme, and toby knew that.

>>160379419
toby doesnt want to pander to furries anymore than he already has

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>>160369124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70klHdh8l8o

>>160379853
anon thats gay

>>160379984
What is that

>>160379912
tell that to the thousands of popular aus all about serious angsty skeletons

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>>160380090
The song, or the picture?

>>160380154
What is a beatrice

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>>160380135
i prefer my skeletons to be normal.

>>160380295
A witch.
Kind of, anyway.

>>160380505
Give me the series, family.

Reminder that Papyrus was the only person who cried when everyone was thinking you're dead or dying after Asriel fight

>>160381036
reminder that you only knew these people for like a day

undertale is a video game

>>160381252
Asriel is meant to be bullied both physically and emotionally. Sexual may also play a role

>>160381252
>he didn't watch the space opera

>>160381252
I love the scene where Alphys goes into a long, detailed monologue about how her father molested her and how it shaped her life into what it is now

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>>160380853
She's from Umineko no Naku Koro ni, or When the Seagulls Cry, a series of murder mystery visual novels which were adapted into a manga later.

It has some really great music, battle/debate scenes and characters, but a certain plot twist later on is really bad. It's so bad, the series' overall rating changes from "great" to "just ok".
Because of that plot twist, I wouldn't really recommend it, but you can look it up if you want to.
Also, if you do want to see it, don't watch the anime. It's terrible.

>>160381176
reminder that in the meantime you managed to make them feel like mother again, saved their life when they tried to murder you, organized their love life by helping you going clean about their dirty deeds and never hurt anyone despite being attacked by everyone

Genocide is the canonical ending

>>160381469
toriel has lost a bajillion kids, shes over it
undyne is hard as fuck
alphys dried out her tear ducts years ago

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safe to say utg is dead?

>>160381469
>make them feel like mother again
>them
Mettaton was the best mom.

>>160381762
toby confirmed papyrus was the best mom

>>160381750
>those dead, unmoving ears

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>>160381750
I'm still here.

>>160381762
Mettaton identifies as a male after transitioning from no gender to a gender

You're thinking of Napstablook

>>160381750
sometimes i think about how annoying my shitposts would be if i had a name, thanks for testing it out for me

>>160381750
namefags killed utg

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I discussed with someone who said Frisk has a personality. I thought he is supposed to be a blank slate. Not sure what to think anymore.

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Flowey

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>>160381762
This is fact.

>>160381750
>>160381891
I'm not antinamefag, but i think it would be a nice idea to take that off for shitposting and maybe stop using those unrelated reaction images

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>>160382083
I'd say he's similar to protagonists from the Persona series.
He's mostly a blank slate, but you can get a glimpse of his "canon" personality from dialogue options and narration.

>>160382083
some people get their 'personality' from their act options. i see them as a blank slate too but whatever.
also
>he
good, good

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>>160382115
...nah..

>>160382402
Weren't you doing this to prove namefagging isn't cancer?

>>160382402
hey its me ur borhterr

>>160382402
post your art

>>160382402
This is exactly why people bitch about namefags/recognizable anons, if you were ever curious.

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>>160382402
this is the best flowey i've ever seen

You know, the funny thing about trying to purge [insert group here] is that you ensure only the most obnoxiously resilient specimens of it remain.
It's like antibiotics overuse.

>>160382561
it isn't cancer. it's stupid.

>>160382579
hi.

>>160382682
i wasn't curious. i knew the risks. everyone hates me more now so i achieved that goal.

>>160382749
nice one.

>>160382615
ah fuck i did say i was gonna do that today huh. alright give me a simple request. just to warn you im not very good.

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>>160382963
like me?

>>160383169
Undyne

>>160383169
namefagging is ok when providing content, not when shitposting randomly and pretending you're more important than others
all you managed to do was make it easier for people to filter you

>>160382963
>try to purge people that draw attention to themselves and draw the threads off-topic
>this leave the obnoxious "HAHA GUIZ LOOK I HAVE A NAME XD U MAD BRO LMAO" posters behind
Is this the true fate of generals

>>160383443
yes

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Could a fuckable fish bring /utg/ back to life?

Best anon coming through.

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>>160383650
Maybe with enough determination. I wouldn't fuck her though.

>>160383650
undyne is so weird for me, she should be attractive but shes not

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>>160383650
that will just revive ancient memes

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>>160383650
>>160383765
I want a threesome with her and the lizard.

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>>160383179
no, me


The problem/good thing is, anon you find obnoxious for one reason may also be the anon that brings a lot of good things into the general. Purging killed the microclimate at some point, made the air stale. Now people relaxed, or maybe purgefags purged themselves, and /utg/ started to be great again.

>>160383812
What about her turns you off?

>>160384063
i dont know thats why its weird
i like skinny/fit girls well enough
i dont mind the fish attributes
her personality is fine
just dont like her like that i guess

well i was going to draw but it's clear that no one here gives a shit about how i feel.

maybe if im motivated tomorrow ill take up that request, but honestly i could care less right now so im going to bed. sorry if anyone thought i was being a faggot.

Draw challenges are fun, but many anons can't draw! Practically anyone can at least string a few sentences together though, so why not have a write challenge instead?

Prompt: create a short story that begins with the following sentence:

"the town of Snowdin was unusually quiet."

Since it's a short story, aim to keep it under 2,000 words. You don't have to finish your thought, but see how far you can take it!

>>160384364
honestly you seem okay but the shitposting and non-undertale images gets old when it can all be attributed to you since you are using a name and are recognizable. just tone it down from now on. good night, and feel better tomorrow.

>>160384364
Chill, man. I don't think people think you're a bad poster, people are just careful about what namefags post, as we had things like Goatmom etc.
Good night, sleep well lil skell

>>160384539
I really want this to become a thing, it sounds like fun.
I'm away from my computer so I can't contribute.

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>>160383650
how about a winning combination of fuckable fish and fuckable robot?

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>>160385080
how about an unfuckable fishbot?

>>160384539
The town of Snowdin was unusually quiet. The freezing winds were accompanied by only the snow-crunching steps of a single monster. The monster did not waver from its path to the local shop. Opening the door, the monster stepped into the small convenience store and scrubbed the soles of their boots on the doormat, as to not track in any powder. The shop was empty. Instead of a jubilant clerk at the front desk there was only a note. The note read: "Please don't hurt my family." The monster left.

>>160384539
"The town of Snowdin was unusually quiet. The clambering of the denizens of the ever snowy hamlet was completely absent this day. On this day, nobody came to wish you a fine "Howdy do!" No, this was a day where the reign of silence ruled, an unnatural, and unsettling void laid before you. To those witnessing this silence, they might call it tense, or even scary! But not you, you liked the quiet, you liked the lifeless atmosphere. You were the one who stifled the noise, so you decided to revel in it, for a moment. After all, it was only the beginning. Soon, all would be quiet, and you could finally get some sleep."

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It's stupid edgy trash, Charlie Brown!

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>>160385080
We can try that.

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>>160385080
Hell yes.

>>160384539
I miss writing prompts, honestly.
I should do them again some day.

>>160384539
The town of Snowdin was unusually quiet. It was a late night, and everyone was asleep, everyone except Papyrus. Papyrus was taking a late night "patrol" through the snowy woods. That is what he told Sans before his lazybones sibling "hit the sack". Papyrus wasn't actually going to patrol the area, he was going to participate in his favorite secret activity! "Human Cartoon Observation"! He had a secret collection in the middle of the woods near Snowdin. He was ashamed of his love, and hid it behind a wall of mockery and scorn for any who watched cartoons, calling them "for babies". But he didn't care about that right now. Right now, he could spend his hours exploring many magnificent worlds! Like the worlds of YoYo's Weird Journey, Miniature Amicable Equines, and Magic Lesbian alien rocks and Samuel, to name a few. As he was finally approaching his secret stash, he saw an odd form sitting near his private secret television! It was that freeloading Jerry and Some Yellow lizard thing wearing a fedora.

>>160384539
The town of Snowdin was unusually quiet. Monsters stared at each other before finally turning back to the king. A sudden, ecstatic roar washed over the crowd. "There is hope once again!" bellowed one Snowdrake. Several monsters were in tears, while others were just happy running in circles with excitement. The king looked to his captain with a worried expression. The guard turned to the crowd and assaulted the ears of the spectators. "ALRIGHT! SETTLE DOWN ALREADY! LET THE MAN SPEAK!" The king replied with a much quieter "Thank you, Captain.." once the crowd paused. "As you all know very well," he continued, "we need only one final SOUL before we can be free. I do not know how long it will be until then, but rest assured my patrons, monsters will soon rule on the Surface once more!" The king was quickly dismissed by his captain, who usurered the king quickly off the podium. They were on a tight schedule, so they hurried east. The crowd died down after the excitement, and eventually all the monsters returned home. Except for one short individual. They had walked east.

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Why is Toriel so hard to draw from the front.

musical bepis
foreboden booby

>>160384539
The town of Snowdin was unusually quiet.
It wasn't surprising, taking into account what had just happened.
Papyrus, one of the local skeleton brothers, had just collapsed in the middle of the street. No one knew what was going on, or why Sans wasn't around. Nothing like this had ever happened before.
Everyone was worried, because none of the townspeople were particularly experienced with dealing with illnesses. The young skeleton was left at the innkeeper's house, trembling in his sleep.
What was happening to Papyrus? Was he dying? Or was this some sort of omen, with the strange horns and spikes beginning to grow on him being a sign of a future calamity?
No one knew. All they could do was wait for the scientist they called from Hotland to arrive.

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nice
>>160372118
pretty nice

>>160384539
The town of Snowdin was unusually quiet...
but the silence was suddenly interrupted by the deafening sounds of Chara's burps!

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post comfy

>>160386507
delet this

>>160386869
Gross... Did Chara have too much soft drink or something?

>>160387218
she always has too much of everything but she enjoys it. she can't stop farting and burping

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>>160387143

>>160387330
why is frisk a girl

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>>160387143

>>160387537
wew lucky papyrus is not in the couch, fatass would have crushed it hes too FAT

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look at this cool guy

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>>160387616
>Papyrus
>fat

what

>>160387623
He's the best.

>>160387623
that is a cool papyrus hes more cooler than the fatass one - i wish i was the cursor right now
>>160387671
yeah he is FAT
oh yeah that one papyrus is quite the best

>>160387623
i am currently viewing this male skeleton of low temperature

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>>160387401
cause thats what she is in the game

>>160387823
haha thats clever!! r u sans???? Papyrus: SAAAAAANS! STOP WITH THE PUNS
>>160387839
no frisk is non-binary THEY THEM confirmed by toby

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>>160387839

Great taste

>>160387893

Bad taste

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>>160387623
This skeleton appears to have a base standard higher than that of usual.

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>>160387735
I don't see how Papyrus in that picture was fat...

>>160387893
yes it is me, sans

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good job everyone

now that you're warmed up, look at these TWO cool guys

>>160387940
he doensst have great taste. hes taste is BAD.
No I don't have bad taste
>>160387967
haha
>>160387974
he is FAT
>>160387979
hi sans!!!
>>160388048
*three

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>>160387839
Frisk represents me
So he's a total horndog deviant

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>>160388048
I love those guys

>>160387979
why do your eyes go dark when we make love

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>>160388048
me on the left

>>160388164
like a corndog????? im gonna let myself go. btw frisks not a guy
>>160388165
frisk is NOT A GUY
>>160388178
um thats creepy.. creepypasta???
>>160388231
sorry i cant see you

>>160388105
hey kiddo
>>160388178
im too lazy to turn the lights off

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>>160388105
You can't just assert things like that! You need evidence!

>>160388164

That's a cute fuku

>>160388313
hi sans but please dont call me a kid
wow thats a dark joke
>>160388331
he is FATjust look at him
>>160388343
fuk u? ????

>>160388415
Fuku? You know, Green fire girl? That's her official name, FUku FIre.

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>>160388304
Yes, he is!

>>160388415
Are you alright Anon?

>>160388465
fuku, fuku fire
>>160388469
again FRISK NOT A BOY AND WHY ARE THEY BOTH WEARING GIRL CLOTHES Asriel a boy and Frisk nonbinary
>>160388490
names pishdan, im alright

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Make way, best siblings coming through

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>>160388556
Frisk is a guy wearing guy clothes!

>>160384539
http://pastebin.com/LX6EazjE
it was a bit long so i pastebin it. 431 words.

>>160388556
Why did you steal that other guys name?

>>160388560
something looks VERY wrong with undyne
>>160388642
cute!!
>>160388675
FRISK IS NOT AGUY AND CLOTHES ARE DONT HAVE GENDERS AND CANNOT BE GUYS

>>160388556
Yes! That's right! And the purple monster next to her is her Skateboarder Friend!

>>160388702
great story! i felt emmersed
>>160388704
no... great minds think the same
>>160388724
whos the name of the skateboard friend
>>160388813
FRIISK IS NOT A GIRL!!!!

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cute goat

very cute

very goat

>>160384539
http://pastebin.com/6LjkBTig
warning: very edgy

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Frisk loves his goat

>>160388841
>whos the name of the skateboard friend
kate

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>>160388415
Wrong! Skeletons can't be fat. Papyrus is bony and Sans is big-boned.

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>>160388906
i do to!

>>160388864
thats a cute goat FRISK IS NOT A GIRL
>>160388881
wow!
>>160388906
but THEY ARE NOT A GIRL
>>160388961
haha sKATE
>>160388992
papyrus is....... ................... FAT

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>>160388864
the cutest.

the goatest.

>>160388841
She's called Skateboard Girl in the files.

/utg/ is drunk

>>160389019
damn it, I had a lot of thicc pap for this occasion but i deleted fucking everything

>>160389074
go home

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>>160389074

I wish I was drunk

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>>160388813

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>>160389019
Why are you acting like a complete child? You arnt a child are you?

>>160389017
FRISK S NOT A GIRL NOT A GIRL ARHHGHG
>>160389030
I HAVE THE SAME REACTION AS PAPYRUS HAS TO PUNS!! NOT A GIRLLLL
>>160389042
She is kate or skate board girl?????
>>160389074
hmmm
>>160389094
papyrus has been proven to be FAT
>>160389107
this is my home now

>>160389148
again WHY IS FRISK A GIRL HERE!!!!!!
>>160389159
STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!
>>160389191
Frisk is not a girl

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>>160389148
DRUNK POSTING

>>160389262
skate board girl
ANd that one eyed monster in the librarby is called mike wazoski.

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Post more goaters!
Post more friskies!

>>160389334

Wouldn't it fuck up Mettaton if he drank anything because he's a robot

>>160389334
*hic*
>>160389350
thats an complex name
>>160389353
NOT A GIRL
>>160389370
NOT A GIRL
>>160389380
mettaton is naturaly drunk

>>160389471
Gender =/= sex anon, you must be new at this.
Just because a person has a certain set of genitalia doesn't mean they can't be non-binary.

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>>160389262

You know what I love the most about Frisk?

The fact that she's a girl.

>>160389370

Gotchu famalam

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Good night /utg/

>>160389380
I'm pretty sure he can drink the wrong kind of gasoline and get a decent buzz

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>>160389471
this frisk is a boy

>>160389539
frisk has no gentials for it needs no gender, I AM NOT ANON! I'm pishdan!
>>160389543
STOP
>>160389550
yeah finally less female frisks!!!
>>160389553
drink napalm
>>160389619
Frisk is not boy, Frisk is not girl!

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drunk posting?

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>>160389550

Goodnight! Dream of your favorite!

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>>160389692
frisk is a goat girl canonically

>>160389745
That Mettaton is a fat bastard in this picture.

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>>160389692
>yeah finally less female frisks!!
GOOD MORNING UTG

>>160389745
*static*
>>160389803
why dream when it can be real
>>160389805
not a girl
>>160389808
not as FAT as papyrus
>>160389870
NOT ANOTHER ONE!!!