/twg/- Total War General

WOOD ELVES FUCKING WHEN

1212AD CAMPAIGN FUCKING WHEN

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>>160317790
Rollan!

>>160318162
Rolling I guess

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>>160317790
Why do I love Skarsnik so much?
It's pretty simple when I iz finkin' 'bout it.
Skarsnik izn't just da best character in da War'ammer world, 'ee might just be da greenest character of all time.
Just imaging 'im riding fru da halls of Karak Eight-Peaks, da wind in 'is 'at, 'is mighty Gobbla below 'im.
As 'ee rides fru da World's Edge Mountains, da Stunties soil demselves at 'is very scent.
Dey knows 'ow 'ee smells, da essence of 'is smell iz in da Stunties Book of Grudges unda da name of "Skarsnik Fungusm"
Da very nature of Skarsnik iz mystery.
Could 'ee be playin' a deepa game den even Gork and Mork realizes?
Da answer iz yes, 'ee 'as transcended such boundaries as da written world, and 'as free will to do woteva 'ee seez fit.
'owever, Skarsnik iz filled wiff such cunnin', such morky craft dat 'ee does not even use deese powers.
Why, you might ask? You will neva know, for da mind of Skarsnik iz not one dat iz easily penetrated.
Skarsnik iz such a force of Mork in 'is realm dat nofink can truly touch 'im, da only fink keeping 'im bound to da page at all iz 'is will to exist wiffin da preordained boundaries of 'is world.
Skarsnik iz not only beyond da compre'enssiun of us, 'ee exists wiffin a plane of true gorkiness and morkiness.
Observe 'is playful smile, 'is gorgious and rippling Gobbla, 'is gallant nose, and most importantly, 'is eyes.
'is eyes, like pools of shinies, provide da only glimpse into da true maschinassiuns of Skarsnik. Do not stare into dem. Many good boyz 'ave gone dead in da attempt.
Skarsnik iz not just a character, a formless collectiun of words and images, 'ee 'imself iz da binding dat 'olds da Warhammer world togeva.
Wiffout Skarsnik, da entire War'ammer world, da entire Games Workshop as we knows it crumbles.
No Stunties or Ratboys would be stomped wiffout Skarsnik and Karak Eight-Peaks would become a desolate crater wiffout 'is iron fist.
Deese are just of a few of da reasons why I like Skarsnik so much.

>>160318250
Fuck, just finished cunts. I'm rerolling.

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We'll always be friends, won't we, Gobbla?

Why do goblinfriends feel the need to start a new thread so early?

>>160318624
they're insecure about their measurements, see

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KARL!
Take the electors...
They're yours.
We both can't stay here to fight, and you know it.
And I realize now which of us is more important.
I always thought that I'd be the True Elected Emperor to protect Altdorf, but you understood the Chaos threat better than I did.
That's the greatest enemy of the Old World.
Besides, I brought some "electors" of my own.
This oversized 12,360 unit has tremendous stopping power. I can hold them off while you run.

>>160317790
I wanna fuck the gobbo

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Reminder that city names don't matter.

>>160319848
What are you going to do when you have multiple docks or forests?

why is rome II considered a trash game or was it just at launch?

>>160319923
just a launch but still not as good as Attila

>>160319848
It seems you're lacking even the smallest amount of imagination, I'm sorry for you...

>>160319923
just a bad launch but after playing Attila it doesnt feel half as good as before
AE FUCKING WHEN

>>160319848
im surprised Louen isnt just KING

What would you say is the population threshold for occupying a city vs. enslaving in Rome 1?

>>160319724
A L B I O N

>>160319923
it was a broken mess at launch
IMO the changes they did with the later patches made some factions absolute streamrollers pretty much from turn 1
pic related, by the time I hit mainland europe I was getting more money then it was possible for me to spend, and the baktrian faction bonus meant that I didnt have to convert cities I captured to my culture so I could just keep on trucking

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>>160320571
aaand I forgot the fucking picture

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>>160319923
It really was an unlovable turd at launch and then EE came out almost a year later and addressed almost everyone's issues while providing a nice new free campaign.

Attila is better feature-wise by far, Rome 2's not the most complex tw game but it's still fun to stomp around as Rome or any other of your favourite ancient civilization or tribe.

>>160320673
That is the worst empire I've ever seen.

>no continuity
>clearly made peace with other greeks
>egypt not removed
>started invading spain instead of crushing europe
>just fuck my borders up

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>>160320673
That Greek map. It's beautiful.

>>160320535
Is a meme and even less relevant than the halflings, who aren't even in game

>>160319923

probably the worst launch total war has had so far.

and some weird as fuck gameplay/artwork decisions that made the game annoying as hell to deal with.

Vampire chans big butthole!!!

>>160319107
There are a lot of different ways to play Chaos.

If you start as Sigvald he is the weakest of the liege lords, but has a hellcannon making it easy to storm walled cities and rape enemy armies. Sigvald also gets a boost to horde growth and is the most annoying to unlock when playing as the other liege lords so he's arguably the easiest to start with.

If you start as Kholek he is the strongest and can easily beat down gates.

Archaon is good at combat and has magic, meaning you won't need any wizards in his army.

For example, you can build your tier 2 building on turn one while deleting the crappy marauder building. Then on turn 2 you can use your remaining pop points to build the building which lets you get Chaos warriors. Then you go looting.

Or you can use your pop points to form a second horde and split your starting armies. Then go looting. This I think is more difficult because your armies will be weaker if you don't buff them up by building more soldiers, making them targets for Kislev or Kraka Drak's stacks.

If you want you can dick around in Norsca for dozens of turns. I enjoy looting the shit out of their cities, but it isn't really useful since the Norscans are supposed to be your friends. Awakening is useless unless you're trying to unlock Sigvald.

>>160321297
Vampires don't poop

>>160320969
I've always wondered how cartography could be so accurate in a pre-space age. Did they just have super autists feeling around the coastlines and remembering all the details to map out or what?

>>160321316
>liege lords
legendary lords you doofus

>>160321316
>not starting as Archaeon
>not uniting the northern tribes under 1 banner first
>not building your horde up til you have 3 full stack armies
>not leading the united norscan tribes into the world of men

>>160321560
>every minor settlement now has walls by the time you make it down

>>160321634
>fearing the walls of man
>not letting him think he is safe

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>>160321560

>tfw you awaken a tribe
>instead of making them a tributary or vassal they become a fucking ally that just sits back like a worthless piece of shit
>mfw have to go reconquer the norscans because my military allies were a bunch of fucking pussies

vassalized their asses after turning the northlands into a fucking wastland

So I learned something today. The AI goes full retard when faced with pistoliers. They will actually send half their army that has way lower movement speed including their lord chasing them even when they don't have any ammo, and the other half to attack the rest of your guys. You can actually get their entire army chasing that one unit as long as you get them just outside the range where they charge. Will CA ever actually work on improving the AI?

>>160322021
>Will CA ever actually work on improving the AI?
hahahaha
lmfao

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>>160322021
>Will CA ever actually work on improving the AI?

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>>160321697
>vassalize 3 or 4 snownigger tribes
>someone declares war on you
>one of the tribes pussies out
>now they're all at war with me

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>>160322246

Norsca was a mistake.

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G O B L I N S

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>>160322713
Goblins...

Today is not the day

>>160322246
>vassals can decline a call to war

This is utter bullshit

>>160321560
>3 full stacks

Getting a second stack on turn 1 makes it easy to get 4 full stacks by the time you'd normally have 3 if you didn't build a second stack on turn 1

>>160321634
>the minor settlements actually don't have walls because the empire states and the vampires spent so much time fucking each other up

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

Is DX12 any good in warhammer yet?

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Is today, I dare to say it, THE day?

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>>160324081
>>160324085
No

>>160317790
Soooo

Based on a quick glance at the last thread the wood elves are due soonish?

Any word on their mechanics?

Anyone have a link to a decent magic overhaul mod that at a bare minimum makes AOE spells not suck? Or did patches finally fix that problem?

>>160324085

What is this, an image for snotlings?

>>160324163

>Unique mechanic, fill your fightiness meter to spawn a Wild Hunt - AI controlled stack
>Unique Campaign Travel, use the World Roots to pass impassable terrain
>Seasons: Every few turns is a new "season" that offers unique bonuses to the Wood Elves

>>160324518
>>Unique mechanic, fill your fightiness meter to spawn a Wild Hunt - AI controlled stack

Am I being rused here? If not, this seems really lazy.

>>Unique Campaign Travel, use the World Roots to pass impassable terrain

This is also kinda lazy but honestly I was expecting this.

>>Seasons: Every few turns is a new "season" that offers unique bonuses to the Wood Elves

This is an interesting idea, I wonder if it will get reused in some way for other factions.

>>160324163
>>160324856
tripfag you the worst go smell donky ass and die

>>160321406
they still have an anus though
also i've been wondering about the whole cartography thing, too

>>160324856
Does tripfagging and being a retard go hand in hand?

>Linux release on the 22nd
>Linux is mostly used by neets
>Wood elves are basically neets
Wood elves on the 22nd?

>>160317790
Threadly reminder that the following are rightful Asur clay, and therefore rightful Asrai clay so from now on please refer to them with their correct names.
Dietershafen - Athel Toralien
Marienburg - Sith Rionnasc
Altdorf - Kor Vanaeth
Talabheim - Athel Maraya
Kislev - Athel Numiel
L'Anguille - Tor Alessi
Thank you

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>>160325669
this tbqh

>>160318271
fuck off this was meant to be over.

Teaser tomorrow
Release on 22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9awyDX0n6CM
What's the correct music to listen to when playing empire?

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>>160317790
Is there a character stronger than Archaon?

And I’m referring to The Everchosen, Lord of the End Times, Chaos Incarnate, Herald of the Apocalypse, Warlord of the forces of Chaos United, Scourge of the Empire Archaon and Destroyer of Worlds (with the End Times ability) equipped with his sword and control of the Warriors of Chaos and Slayer of Kings, a complete Exalted Grand Marshal of the Apocalypse, with all four Chaos God’s powers implanted in his chest so he can perform the arcane bolt and riding Dhorgar as well as being extremely skilled in understanding strategy and veteran warrior.

>>160324085
If not tonight/tomorrow then probably next week.

In before it's disappointment

I had a nightmare last night, /twg/

It has nothing to do with Total War, but it was straight out of Alex Jones' mind, complete with body snatchers, murderous submarines, and everything else. It was honestly terrifying and I can still feel the residual terror

>>160320079
>Araby
>Nippon
>Empire
>Dwarfs

his imagination is on par with GW desu

>>160326045
I'm sorry ;_;

>>160326172
>So just as Archaon was about to usher in an eternity of darkness and rule as King Chaos forever and all the usual Chaos shit, he hears a massive shout behind him.

>"OI, WANKAH! I'LL FOOKIN' DECK YOU, SWARE ON ME ZOG!!!"

>Archaon turned just in time to receive the most solid kick to the dick that any fantasy character has ever experienced in a LONG time. With Archaon laid low, Grimgor then did something very un-orc like. He punched Archaon into the ground, shouted "I IZ DA BEST!!!!!!" and left laughing back to the Worlds Edge Mountains to gather another army, and go back to fighting shit.

>>160326091
>Release on 22
that's beyond retarded

>>160321406
>Did they just have super autists feeling around the coastlines and remembering all the details to map out or what?
That or ancient ayys

>>160326350
played my O&G army in that summer campaign. Never been more happy to had picked Orcs after that story... then AoS came out

>>160321406
It was not accurate

It were rough estimates and yes, cartographers were ultra autists

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>>160326350

>tfw you will never have this strong of plot armor

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>>160326350
>tfw no fantasy version of Tuska Daemon-Killa

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>>160326172
certainly not Sarthorael.

And I'm referring to the Everwatcher, Lord of Change, Champion of Tzeentch, Master of the Lores of Metal, the Heavens and Fire, Equipped with the Staff of Change with control of the warriors of the Chaos Gathering as well as being extremely skilled in strategy and a veteran warrior

Were blood knights the ultramarines of fantasy?

As in, mary sues?

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>>160326890
What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?

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Gom the Paunch LL when?
You think CA will add him once we get High Elfs?

>>160327053
you know the format anon.

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>>160326243
I have nightmares every night about UNSETTLED GRUDGES

>>160324856
tripfags were a mistake

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>>160326172

Yes.

Playing Attila for the first time. Are there any mandatory mods?
Maybe double garrisons?

>>160322021
>Will CA ever actually work on improving the AI?
There was actually a development video that showed how CA did the AI somewhere on their channel

Basically in every battle a separate instance of the battle is rendered in a way that lets the AI read it. Imagine the same map you see but everything is in its absolute bare minimum as a bunch of wireframes representing units, positions and shapes. And this is running in the background of your game where the AI makes its decisions based on logic circuits and pre determined tactics.

Then the AI logic fucks itself with daemons and charges its cav into a pike wall.

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So.... Today IS the day...

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>>160318960
Kinda surprised they didn't make Boris a free LC when Beastmen came out.

>>160328532
anyone?

>>160328532
Double garrisons makes it nearly impossible for the AI to beat you

Honestly Attila is very good as the base game, you should play it without mods first.

>>160329075

They problably did not plan to do so until the Warlord DLC was released.

vampirecounts in estalia.


Fucking how?

>>160329278
>>160328532
Oh there is 1 mod you need actually, 'Ai will colonize the burned'

Means you dont have a bunch of empty cities all over the map

>>160329298

One of them declared war and VC sent a army there.

>>160329371
*AI will colonize burned world

derp

>>160329278
>>160329371
Alright, I'll give it another go in vanilla then. Thanks guys.

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Isn't Karl Franz supposed to be the ultimate statesman?

>"We'll have another post today, too - so don't leaf us alone just yet..."

CANADA DLC FUCKING CONFIRMED

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TODAY IS THE DAY MY FELLOW UNDERSTANDERS

>Legend is actually streaming for CA

Oh boy

Teaser today, reveal tomorrow fucking CONFIRMED

>>160329989

>don't leaf us alone

Another teaser.

I fucking hate women. Why do they love to tease so goddamn much.

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>>160329989

>Darren stream

REV UP THOSE LEAKS BOYS

>>160329989
C O N F I R M E D

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>>160330002
>>160329935
>"If you kill your enemies they win."
Who is the Canada of WHFB?

>>160329935
>CANADA DLC
fuck you anon i spat milk on my keyboard

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>>160321406
>Did they just have super autists feeling around the coastlines and remembering all the details to map out or what?
Yes they did. You know how in RTS games(even in Total War for coastal LoS and removing fog of war) we send the ships around the coastlines to work out the landmass? We just do it instinctively. Thats what they did then once the coastlines were mapped, expeditions were launched onto foreign land to map how extensive it is. Otheriwse it was 1-3 people with ancient mapping tools walking the distance taking notes of geographical landmarks and known settlements.

The real autistic thing is how every place in the world has a name not just in the native culture/tongue but in foreign ones. The time it must have taken is insane.

I like how with "Libya" they clearly could not be arsed going around the entire west coast of Africa so made up some bullshit that sub saharan Africa is another sea. The people that hired the explorers obviously didn't know that then, it's hilarious now though imagining a bunch of seafaring conmen ripping off rich folks that wanted maps of the known world.

>>160321215
2nd worst, Empire was literally unplayable at launch.

>>160330065
>they waited until the reveal to unleash darren

OUTPLAYED

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>>160329989

>don't leaf us alone

>>160330245

Location-wise? Dork Elves.

Culture wise? Eh, nobody.

>>160329989
T O D A Y
O
D
A
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>>160330280

I fucking love that image.

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Why choose the Druchii?
>Elves who AREN'T a 'noble but dying race'/isolationist tree-huggers
>Repeater crossbows
>Repeater ballista
>Ride dinosaurs
>Everyone's a pirate
>Everyone's a slut
>All cities are a wretched hive of scum and villainy
>Best ships and seamen(literally castles that float)
>Worship a god of Murder and Vengeance just to fuck with their cousins
>Their nuns are all powerful sorceresses
>Their vestal virgins are all psychotic berserkers
>Give Jared Diamond the finger by taming shit like Manticores, Hydra and sea monsters
>Focus on the important things in life, like murder, torture, piracy, aquiring qt slave girls and murder

That's why you should choose the Druchii.

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>>160330540
Trash tier edgy faction

GIVE ME LIZARDS OR GIVE ME DEATH

>>160330624
This

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>>160330481
You may like this aswell. It'll mess with your brain though.

>>160330624
Death it is then, Lizardmemes suck hobo dick under bridges

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>>160330540
this tbqh

>>160330696

>The Poles aren't deserts

Dropped

>>160330280
Honestly that map is like from the 5th century BC. Going all the way around Africa and back was probably stretching the limits of technology back then.

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>>160330624
>>160330682
Yes lads.
Lustria(and the new world in general) will be a fun place. I hope they decide to extend the map further as we know the leaked map was a very early version. Considering the success of the first part and its DLC's.
Perhaps they've decided to do more than planned as we've seen with the extension of the first games free DLC release cycle.

Pic related for Cartography fans. Lustria's map.

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>>160330839
>best mages
>best fighters
>only good guy faction in the game
Chaos go and stay go

FUCK ARIEL AND FUCK ELF PEOPLE

>>160330540
Nah, sounds pretty lame desu senpai.

>>160330963

>Changer of Ways
>Plaguebearers everywhere

Bravo GW

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>>160330540
Can't wait for end game DE armies consisting of greek horrors, with elves and Har Ganeth Darth Vader Elves.

Best Dorf artillery?

>>160330962
>all those dead cities.
I take it Lizardmen are also dying out? Don't they have tribes(don't know what they are called) in the Dragon Isles south east of the Darklands and in the Cursed Jungle south east of the Tomb Kings?

If so...I detect 2 Lizardmen subfactions in the future.

>>160330540
>Give Jared Diamond the finger
I fucked laughed out loud. This is why I shouldn't be on /twg/ whilst at work.

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I am really looking forward to seeing an enhanced map of Athel Loren for the Wood Elf campaign lads. If any place deserves an enhanced focused map. It's Athel Loren. I'll be impressed if they do it justice considering all the craziness that surrounds the different areas of the forest.

I'll keep posting maps of the Warhammer world.

>>160331174
Cannons/Bolt throwers for single large units
Organ guns for killing groups
Catapults if you need to lob, but if you're going against AI you should never really need catapults. Just use a formation like;

Unit Unit
Cannon

And the artillery can shoot through the gaps, while the AI cant get past.

>>160318162
Roll

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Oh man. Tomb Kings and Lizardmen in TWWH are going to be so good. Egyptian and Aztec cultures will be a great contrast.

Vid related. BotET 1.5 Tomb Kings vs Lizardmen battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrGsrEjPF_o

I DEMAND ELVES

Elf genocide best day of my life, take a bath of dead elf

remove elf from the premises

>>160331520
Oh man 1.5 looks epic. The custom models,ambient lighting and textures are really good. M2 is now over 10 years old.

1.01 is really unstable for me. Crashed all the time,shame as the mod looks amazing and the map is so lore accurate to the Warhammer world. So I'm waiting for 1.5 which they said would be more stable.

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>>160330540
>>160330919
I can't wait to take a greenskin horde over there for some nice lootin', smackin' an' raidin'.

TODAY
IS
THE
DAY

>>160331520
Wasn't Indy the guy that knew nothing of Warhammer Fantasy and was really disappointed there wasn't a new history total war and is now completely obsessed with the Warhammer lore,M2's Warhammer mod and the official Total War:Warhammer? He has a lot of enthusiasm. I think I watched his welf video a few weeks ago that gave the basic lore and expected unit rosters.
>>160331804
Greenskins already live in the New World. Wouldn't have to travel far with a new Greenskin sub faction to destroy those dark elves ;)

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>2 infant mortality messages in a row

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>>160331924

When is history posting coming back to /twg/?

The OP faction with chicks and birds
Also Autism
http://undyingnephalim.deviantart.com/art/Order-of-the-Wizzrobe-Guide-Excerpt-646147703

>>160332250

When a new history TW is announced and released.

>>160332308

Why do we have to wait for a new one? Why not talk about the old ones?

I can only play Warhammer when a new DLC releases because the game has poor replayability, I can play Attila all day

>>160332046
Do they have any noteworthy bosses?
Or which tribes are living in the new world?

>>160332363

Well, start talking about them then.

>>160332387

In New World? None.

>>160332363
because there are NEET ELVES coming SOON

>>160332363
nobody is gonna stop you from discussing history, except some trolls, so go ahead

oh wait... you just wanted to whine, didn't you?

Can someone explain the elf hate.
I don't get it.
Personally I like all factions, I like variety.

If you say it's because of the elf posters, you are fucking retarded. You should not hate a thing just because it has an annoying fanbase.

>>160332790

Literally a bunch of NEETs sitting in their forest having some dumbfucks humans do all their work for them.

>>160332790
Arrogant flamboyant faggots

>>160332790
the utopian idyl of NOWORK yukkuri teatime attracts haters from those who remaid mired in the loathsome morass of wageslavery desu

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>>160331193
the lizardmen in the dragon isles have no slann and no contact with more civilised lizardmen since kinda ever, tabletop wise the dragon isles had a fun list to play as an all-dinosaurs herd, no lizardmen involved even, those tribes are completely irrelevant in fact; the southlands only have a handful of "young" slann and their cities lack the same number of saurus, but compensate with more warlike skinks.
lizardmen as a whole don't infight though, at worst, when generals are in disagreement, they perform ritual duels or battles with dull weapons and non-lethal magics known as war of plumes (basically they larp/pillowfight)

>>160332790
Elf posters are obnoxious, besides, Warhammer elves had a shit reputation for being cancerous to play against and most of their characters (wood elves being the exception) are Coldsteel-tier Mary Sues

And hating elfs is the dankest /tg/ meme

>>160332790
>You should not hate a thing just because it has an annoying fanbase.

I think the Skaven are a really unique and cool race, but the fanbase really ruins it all. They have merged into eachother.

Hey at least we are getting the best elfs first.

Helf and Delf are shit tier.

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>>160332545
Well, they could bend the lore a bit and have Grom the Paunch in the New World. Sure he's dead by the time the game takes place but so was Azhag.

>>160333104

Welfs are worst elves actually. Anyone who says otherwise are just contrarians.

>>160333181

Would make sense since he just disappeared.

Him being the boss of O&G in Lustria with the goal of invading Ulthuan and get revenge.

>>160332959
>conflicts are resolved by pillow fights
How can one race be so based.

>>160329989
Trailer Tomorrow!

>>160333207
out on an open field Welfs are the worst of the three
in a forest the welfs are the best out if the three

>>160333181
chariot lords SUUUUUUCK

how many times have you used Khazrak on his chariot instead of pedestrian Khazrak? Probably not very many.

>>160331924
>>160332167
you said that yesterday :(

>>160333614
I don't own Brastmen dlc..

>>160333614

To be fair, Khazrak on his motor scooter still rapes face.

>>160333207
Wood Elves are the true elves that are cloaked in the ideological purity of greatest elfdom

>>160333716
Now that's just unreasonable. Are you in this for the long haul, anon? Don't you intend to keep buying DLC with the rest of us until the God Emperor is reelected? Why aren't you a TWW lifer, an exploitative DLC policies shill and a servile CA apologist like the rest of us, anon?

http://warhammerfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Morghur

Will they add him with Welfs?

today is the day :DDD

>>160333878
I just don't care for beasties all that much. King&Warlord was more interesting so I got but Chaos really doesn't appeal to my wallet.

They also seem kinda shit since I managed to almst wipe them as Franz before turn 20 or something.

>>160333930

They kind of have to considering he's a huge part of the lore.

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>>160333930
I'll be really surprised if they don't

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>>160333705
Every day

>>160333614
on the campaign? as soon as possible

>>160334084
>all that muscle and ring mail
>actually the worst heavy infantry in the game that no one ever uses for any reason at all

BRAVO CA, BRA FUCKIN VO

>>160334187

What are you talking about? Bestigors are great.

I have never played a multiplayer total war game before.

anyone wanna play attila? im up for either head to head or co-op

>>160334507

It's really difficult to get a multi campaign going with your friends let alone with strangers

>>160334187
They weren't just amazing in tabletop either, if you want to take up discrepencies in lore/appearance/tabletop performance with total warhammer you should start with the chaos warriors

>tfw warhammer doesn't have fire effects

1 step forwards 2 steps back

>>160334571
>tfw no friends who play total war

The only good thing about Gelt is his voice

>>160334782
And the fact that he's 100% solid gold.

>>160334782
WELCOME TO ESTALIA, GENTLEMEN

>>160334857
>100% solid gold

w... what do you mean with 100% senpai

>>160334894
They don't call him the golden nigga for nothing, if you know what I mean.

My god what's with the towers in Attila. Why couldn't they just make gartrisons bigger isntead of using these ridiculous towers. They make using cavalry almost impossible to flank around in a village or citty siege. even my highest tier horse unit in Age of charlemagne gets one shotted by their arrows.

>>160335261
>he hasn't seen Lord of the Rings
>he doesn't know that an archer inside a tower one-hits armored opponents

>>160335261

>have some shitty tier 1 archers in my garrison who can't hit dick
>meanwhile all my towers are apparently garrisoned by Legolas himself

What the fuck

How much longer must I wait for anything tonight? I wanna go to bed

>>160335548
Tonight is the night, anon!

>>160335548
Announcements are usually at 2 or 3 in bongland it's 2 now so either SOON or an hour.

>>160335548
Stream should start in one hour's time, honestly man I'd just go to bed, you can always check back tomorrow.

Besides chances are if anything does get announced it will be tomorrow. CA seem to do announcements on Thursdays.

>>160334782
he's also stylish as fuck

>>160334694
yeah would really spice up the chaos / beastmint campaign wouldn't it? just a thought. how's the wife?

>>160334694
>No crispy goblins
Irondrakes could be so fun...

>>160332363
because you have autism and are incapable of talking about what you like because you wrongfully perceive /twg/ as /twwg/

just to let you know
your perception is going in the book

>>160335947
go on...

>>160334694
It's weird they've taken that out of the game. I just hope they add it back in at some point in the future.

That and defensive deployables during siege battles.

>>160335315
>>160335402

Not only that. If I have those Legolasses in towers on my side they have no qualms about firing into my cavalry unit taht is engaged with shit tier bowmen, killing them in the process.

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TEASER CONFIRMED FOR TODAY

TODAY

T O D A Y

PIC VERY RELATED

The anon here:
>>160303162
Was right

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>>160336378
>We'll have another post today, too - so don't leaf us alone just yet...

>>160336378
In before it's just the teaser gif.

>>160336378
All these fucking plant puns since the weak before Halloween. Cockteases.

>Trees take a while to grow.
>Don't start forest fires(shown wood elf arrows on Bonfire Night)
>The trees are growing now
>The trees have come into season
>Don't leaf us alone just yet...

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>>160336378
>Mfw its just a typo

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A season of war approaches...

"I did not see - none of us saw. The arrows flew as from the very trees themselves. My men, they fell, and my legs allowed me to escape. Or did they? Their unfailing accuracy leaves only the conclusion they let me escape, so that I would know..."
- Henri Corbeau, Bretonnian Soldier.

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>>160336378
WednesDAY

>>160336378
>a fucking leaf

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>yfw today is the day.

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>>160336712
>Bretonnian Soldier
>Soldier


[arrogant imperial laughter intensifies]

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I'm so hopeful right now.

>>160336378
>>160336605
Wew lads.
It's finally coming by the looks of it.

Teaser today with reveal and steam page unlock tomorrow?
Then again wasn't Beastmen teased and revealed on the same day? Wood Elves have already had their teaser with the tree hut and wood elf arrows video.

>>160327586
started my first dorf campaign for the first time yesterday, dear god these guys mow shit down and having fewer numbers means nothing to them as long as grudges are beign settled

>>160322459
>marauders are still some of the worst infantry in the entire game

I just want a Norscan stack that can actually win fights. Is that too much to ask?

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>all those puns about trees and forests
>yfw they announce Ogre DLC

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Really, aren't elves just tall goblins when you get down to it?

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>>160337034
It's Forest Goblins

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>>160336378
Another post today? Does that mean at..6pm? Coincidentally the same time the steam store is updated.

Also Waterfall and Waterfall2 were update today. It's looking good.

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>>160337065
why do goblins fear elves in the first place? it's a special TT rule for goblins

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>mfw wood elf posters have to start posting something else soon

>>160337106
because the retard who wrote most rules is an elf-wanker

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>>160337157
>>160337161
>>160337095
>>160336712
>>160336378
>>160336605
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MAKE ATHEL LOREN GREAT AGAIN.

>>160337106
Grom the paunch decided to invade Ulthuan and got BTFO. High Elves went on a revenge spree afterwards in the old world against all goblins.

>>160337161
for fuck's sake, another shitty letter?

>>160337157
>>160337161
oo babby

YES YES YES ELFS ELFS ELFS YES YES YES ELFS ELFS ELFS YES YES YES ELFS ELFS ELFS YES YES YES ELFS ELFS ELFS YES YES YES ELFS ELFS ELFS YES YES YES ELFS ELFS ELFS YES YES YES ELFS ELFS ELFS

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>>160337189
that sounds really reasonable

Its here at last. That means reveal tomorrow.

The teaser for Beastmen was on the 12th July. The reveal was the 13th. So tomorrow reveal means 1st December confirmed.

>>160337157
>Eight young subjects stolen

Those damn lewd elves

>>160337157
>>160337161
>8 young subjects
>Your grace 5 days past

For fucks sake. Does that mean 8th december release and a full reveal 5 days from now? Or am I looking for codes that don't exist? iirc they did this with G&G putting a number when the reveal would take place.

>>160327053
>10,000 HP
>85% ward save

HOW

>>160337157
>the letter is shotas getting kidnapped

THE MEMES WERE REAL

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>when the Niggers at /twg/ tell you the new DLC comes out today, but it does not

>>160337537
Ultra size + Ward stacking (before it got nerfed)

>>160337740
here
>>160337157

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GET OUT OF MY FOREST. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2qOllkxwiw

>That letter
>All the Bretonnians care about is the next generation of labourers and tax payers


Fucking top kek. Never change Bretonnia with your 90% tax rate and shit life for peasants.

>>160337106
They stink funny. Did you not read the description?

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>>160337235
>Grom the paunch decided to invade Ulthuan and got BTFO
It was still worth it desu.

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Sounds like the story campaign will focus on a Bretonnian incursion into an enlarged Athel Loren aswell as chopping down the trees in compensation.

The leak did actually go into detail with the races involved right here:

wh_dlc05_brt_mini_aquitaine
wh_dlc05_brt_mini_bastonne
wh_dlc05_brt_mini_brionne
wh_dlc05_brt_mini_bordeleaux
wh_dlc05_brt_mini_bretonnia_rebels
wh_dlc05_brt_mini_bretonnia_separatists
wh_dlc05_brt_mini_carcassonne
wh_dlc05_brt_mini_gisoreux
wh_dlc05_brt_mini_montfort
wh_dlc05_brt_mini_parravon
wh_dlc05_brt_mini_quenelles
wh_dlc05_bst_mini_morghur_herd
wh_dlc05_bst_mini_morghur_herd_rebels
wh_dlc05_bst_mini_morghur_herd_separatists
wh_dlc05_grn_mini_deff_grindaz
wh_dlc05_grn_mini_deff_grindaz_waaagh
wh_dlc05_grn_mini_greenskin_rebels
wh_dlc05_grn_mini_greenskin_rebels_waaagh
wh_dlc05_grn_mini_greenskin_separatists
wh_dlc05_grn_mini_greenskin_separatists_waaagh
wh_dlc05_grn_mini_skullsmasherz
wh_dlc05_grn_mini_skullsmasherz_waaagh
wh_dlc05_wef_mini_anmyr
wh_dlc05_wef_mini_argwylon
wh_dlc05_wef_mini_arranoc
wh_dlc05_wef_mini_atylwyth
wh_dlc05_wef_mini_cavaroc
wh_dlc05_wef_mini_cythral
wh_dlc05_wef_mini_fyr_darric
wh_dlc05_wef_mini_modryn
wh_dlc05_wef_mini_talsyn
wh_dlc05_wef_mini_tirsyth
wh_dlc05_wef_mini_torgovann
wh_dlc05_wef_mini_wydrioth
wh_dlc05_wef_wood_elves
wh_dlc05_wef_wood_elves_rebels
wh_dlc05_wef_wood_elves_separatists
wh_dlc05_wef_wood_elves_separatists_durthu

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How does that make you feel?

>Bretonnia oppressing its peasants to the marrow and only seeing them as living sources of taxation

>Wood Elves kidnapping little boys for their lewd desires

Well done, CA

>>160338298
The next History will be Victoria:Total War and won't be out until late 2018(after the Warhammer trilogy is done not incl DLC) possibly early 2019 on a new game engine.
>>160337829
Comfy music is comfy.

Fun factions in Rome 1 barbarian invasion?

I was thinking of trying ERE. Am I going to get a good number of ebin sieges and fun fights? I'd do WRE, but I'm afraid, and haven't played pre-warscape in a long long time

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>>160338270
>Mousillon not mentioned

>>160338386
>Victoria:Total War
So 1837 to 1914?

>>160338386
>on a new game engine
so, it'll be a colossal fuck up

>>160338386
>new game engine
But they only just got warscape working well in Warhammer and they just did a 64bit upgrade for it as well

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>>160337161
>>160337157
>kidnapping children
>kidnapping future labourers and tax payers
Baudouin, get my helmet and lance!

>>160338419
Why would it be mentioned right now? It's going to be a part of the Bretonnia /Vampire Cunts rivalry pack.

>>160338270
The Bretonnians just sound like they are their by proximity. If Morghur is listed that's going to be the overshadowing threat in the campaign, not some logging frenchmen.

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>>160337157
So trailer tommorow?

>>160338456
>1837-1901.
A massive time in world history in every way possible. Considering they even said "its a new time period which requires full research of technology and cultures" points directly to it.

>>160333270
they are civil enough to self moderate /pol/posting during telepathic communions

it's quite the feat in warhammer settings

>>160338270
>No Karak Norn

Odd, but I guess Greenskins, Rebellious welf kingdoms, Beastmen, Brets and angry tree spirits will be enough.

>>160337157
Why do they do with the kids?

>>160338572
Obviously. That'll probably be a big bad.
The Leak also mentioned a "Beastmen supplemental that adds new Beastmen units" that matches up with Waterfall2 on the databse in the way Tulip2 was actually Wurrzag.

>>160338642
I've been waiting for a long period TW game ever since M2. I miss how your army seriously changes over time.

>>160337157
BRETKEKS BTFO

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>mfw Ill soon get to kill "muh lady" fags as WELFS

>>160338768
Lecture them about the evils of woodlogging, I guess.

>>160338768
If I recall correctly
Pretty much the best thing ever. Those kids get to live their life fucking super hot wood elves and not having to be a peasant

>Welfs kidnapping shotas

What did they mean by this?

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>>160338815
>mfw I'll soon get to kill "muh anime waifu" fags as based Bretonnia

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TRAILER TOMMOROW
ELVEN GENOCIDE SOON

>>160338915
they become servants in the elves' feast halls
they also dont age while there and are grateful for what they get to do

>>160338964
>it'll be another "Eye For An Eye" tier piece of shit where you're forced to play as gay elf cunts
>you will never be able to pick the correct faction and exterminate ALL non-human degenerates

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>>160338991
>they also dont age while there
So the WElves are kidfuckers

>>160339016
at times the dryads do eat them not the lewd way

>>160338940
You'll have to wait for february to do it properly.

I'll rape Wood Elves as Beastmen.

>>160339016
they treat them nice, they're happy there
they even invite bretonnian questing knights to feasts sometimes
>>160339042

n o k i d f u c k i n g

>>160337829
>celtic music
>full orchestra

when will this meme die?

>>160338768
Some becomes instructed in the magic arts and return to bretonnia as damsels of the lady.

Welfs kidnappers are spooky in the concept art.

>>160339184
the girls get made into damsels
magically able boys however, i dont think anyone knows what they do to those

>>160339287
They get made into damsels (male)

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>>160338191
>They stink funny. Did you not read the description?

what the fuck does that mean anyway

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>>160339309

This comment pleases me greatly

>>160339172
>they even invite bretonnian questing knights to feasts sometimes

And then they drug them and sacrifice them to ice monsters.

Don't fall for elfish lies.

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>>160338940
>>160339126
Gobbos here!
#Justice4Grom
#KillWelfey

>>160339394
goblins dont like the way elves smell and so they get spooked by them
also because some goblin chump named Grom once invaded Ulthuan by accident and this made the elves come down to the old world for a goblin genocide

>>160339397
The blood and the frogs getting thrown around in the explosions at the end always gets me

>>160337235
No, Grom conquered his fear of elves and proceeded to smack the shit out of them just to show he wasn't fucking around.

It's not really known why goblins dislike elves other than them being "weird and funny-smelling". But a popular theory is that goblins are homophobes.

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>>160339397
What the heck

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>no welfs genocide as Brets until February

>>160339525
??????
the goblins ended up on ulthuan by accident and Grom got tortured and killed by one of the elves
and thats after his host was burned to cinders by the Helfs because they didnt want the gobbos spreading to their island
and after this even more gobbos were btfo by the elves in retaliation

>>160339397
>that webm
what the fuck

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>post yfw bretfags will be forced to blow themselves the fuck out in the elf minicampaign

>>160339547
>attacking the lady or her people

Not happening Jaques

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It is now Official. Athel Loren is radiant in its resplendence. Delicate young boys cavort for the delight of their mistresses, and the luminescence of sprites and pixies flicker through the enchanted wood. The Sisters of Twilight languourously uncurl from their embrace; panpipes flute a tune of merriment throughout the halls of the summerstrand. The diverting indignities of gorposting and Deep-Thinking Goblins are a receding memory, a windblown fragment of the season past. All Asrai make ready for frolic and improductivity; indolence is the watchword, and none can be found but are feverishly, zealously committed to inactivity.

From the Oak of Ages, the Eternal Queen watches and is warmed by the celebrations of her people. In such a festive air, Orion's rebirth cannot but be imminent; Ariel's handmaidens ceaselessly weave flowers into her hair, presenting an endless procession of styles and and aspects by which their beloved monarch might greet her consort. Those that retain a sense of time and worldly events look to his arrival; Naieth's divinations serve only to confirm what the jubilant atmosphere of the forest makes evident.

Wood Elves Confirmed.

>>160339397
Wait
What?

>>160339690
t. Ravandil Greyleaf

Grom stomped the pansies good. Also he is officially MIA, didn't no pansy elf kill him.

>>160338768
hey kid, wanna /ss/?

(The girls get to be mahou shoujo instead)

>>160339878
i fucking hate you and your stupid pastas and your retarded filenames for your stupid fucking anime images
I hope your fucking apartment burns down with your pc in it

I swear to god if the pasta wont stop once the dlc comes out i will find you and skullfuck

>>160339878
>This faggot has been posting WOOD ELVES SOON YOU GUYS since august.

Congratulations anon, I guess even a broken cock is stiff twice a year.

>>160338642
It could just be China Total War.

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>>160340004
>you will never fuck gorgeous WE girls for the rest of your life

>>160339963
he took them by surprise in one town initially and then they got cut down easily
also grom is fucking dead friendo
>goblin denial

>>160334894
That he's very powerful and you have no choice but to submit to your servile instincts and become his vassal.

>>160340108
>grom is fucking dead


citation eneded

So, will we see Legendoftotalwar's face today?

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>>160340075
You will if you play as Beastmen.

>>160340108
Grom carved his way through the empire, stopped to hold a very long barbeque, got bored and decided (through a chaos persuaded shaman) to set sail and raid whichever land he first hit upon.

>>160340138
>It was revealed by a BL (Black Library) author that Grom is dead. Eltharion, on a solo mission, Hunted him down, Tortured him in ways that would put the dark elves to shame, then fed his body piece by piece into a magical furnace. The Grim kept this to himself since he didn't want the other elves to know he sunk to such levels of barbarity.
>>160340226
i know this
and that land was Ulthuan
where he got btfo

>>160340021
L-lewd...

>>160340191

Remember guys it's not rape if you drug them

The author is such a faggot

>>160340298
>>160340191
and the source? image search yields nothing

>>160339878
Fuck me anon. Where do you get this stuff from? Is it edited text to something or did you actually write all of these out?

>>160340226
>That reference

Why are all the elf-writers so obsessed with making them coldsteel tier?

Did Altherion also say "Psssh.... nothing personel... kid" after killing Grom?

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>>160339878

>>160340392
Remonster.

It's shit.

>>160340442
He writes them himself.

One man's mission to prove himself the cringeworthiest autist in /twg/ history.

Guys that letter shows the Wood Elves care about the children by curing them of the Mothers Kiss pox.

The Brets are only thinking of lost future taxes and workforce.

Wood Elves confirmed for good guys this time.

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I was expecting a FUCKING TRAILER not a SHITTY LETTER
FOR FUCK SAKE
I hope it will be leaked again by our secret retarded agent Darren or Russian hackers!

>>160340108
Considering Grom arrived with only a small force since most his Waaagghh! got lost at the sea the fact that he took an elven city and slaughtered a lot of them is still quite impressive.
Especially for a simple Gobbo.

>>160340442
It's all been written out, of course. /twg/ deserves better than stale pastas clumsily repurposed to fit a total war theme. It's been a long and thankless journey in the service of NO WORK, but someone has to do it.

>>160340538
Meant to quote >>160340282

Seriously, I can just imagine this writer reading about Grom and going "N-NO! THAT FILTHY GOBLIN CAN'T GET AWAY WITH DEFILING PURE ELFISH SOIL! ELTHARION TOTALLY TORTURED HIM TO DEATH BECAUSE HE'S SO AWESOME AND KEWL. HE JUST DIDN'T TELL ANYONE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO THINK HE WAS A FILTHY HUMAN OR ANYTHING".

>>160340645
the wood elves have been the good guys all along
its just the bretcucks trying to rebel against their masters

>>160340712
Either way, if he didnt get caught by eltharion, he would have been driven into he sea and drowned there; or get made into a pincushion by the elven militia if caught

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G-GUYS

THEY JUST ADDED A NEW BRANCH CALLED "CASCADE" ON TOP OF ANOTHER WATERFALL UPDATE.

So tomorrow reveal?

>>160340712
Eltharion has always been the coldsteel-lite of the HE and he actually got development after he was blinded, so him doing that kind of stuff was the whole point. But yes, you can just keep memeing, I'm sure it will make you look cool.

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>>160339901
It's taken from "The Holy Mountain". The entire film is a clusterfuck of "what" "why would you do this".

5/5 rating

t. knower