/twg/- Total War General

THEY'VE
WRONGED
US

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>mfw impatiently waiting to shank Belefart

>opening cinematic will only include first 4 factions

LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

what do wood elves smell like

>>160235760
natural mystic

>>160235760
salty milk and coins

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>today ain't the day

About...10-12 hours if we are getting a teaser.
See you later boys. Time for bed.

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We'll always be friends, won't we, Gobbla?

>>160234994
The only "must have" mod is one that reduces or eliminates the enemy AI hero spam.

Fuck that shit.

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TODAY MAY BE
DARE I SAY
THE DAY?

>>160235760

they smell like wet pussy, dank weed, and a fruity-flowery aroma that gets your dick hard as diamonds

>>160235760
Like a perfect 2d waifu

>>160235537
Total War? More like Total Bore lmao

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>>160235537
Rollan!

>>160237819
this tbqh

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>mfw reading about Snorri and Malekith

;_;

>>160238067
ARE YOU A GOD?

>>160238213
We'll always be friends forever, won't we?

>>160238067

Give me Vlad or give me death!

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Filling this out, feel free to point out what's missing. There's a lot of ground to cover.

>>160238368

Close but no cigar

>The Vamp Counts major flaw is their complete lack of ranged units, so need to quickly close the gap on the field to maximize damage in melee
>Vlad gets an ability that lets you deploy your entire army in your enemies face and behind them


Who the fuck thought this shit was alright

>>160238462

Well he is Vlad tbqh

>>160235537

https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/comment/1690943/#Comment_1690943

GUYS

>>160238067
Vlad, Grommy, or Khazrak please

>>160238615
>upcoming change to flying units

>>160238615
GOOD

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>>160238379

Here is something for the Dark Elf cities, couldn't figure out how to make i all on one page while still being readable.

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>>160237118
TODAY BE THE DAY OF ELFS!

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>today won't be the day
>when the day does come it won;t be wood elves

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>>160238615
> "Keeping a strong distinction between fliers and ground-based units is intentional. There are AI concerns and a bunch of other mechanics that would cost a horrendous amount of time now to implement a land button. We investigated that route some 3 years ago and deliberately chose to not do it.

What we will add in the Old World edition is a longer initial grounded timer. As long as a grounded timer is running on a flying unit on the ground, it can't take off. The current system sees a 3s timer get reset every time a flying unit on the ground collides with or gets hit by a hostile ground unit. The new system keeps this timer, but adds another one that only runs through once upon landing. This one will last around 10-12s.

In effect, a hit-and-run ground attack will now force the flyer to always stay on the ground ~3-4 times longer than before.

Kind regards, Ato"
Whats your opinion on these changes,/twg/?

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>>160236478


hey guy use packfile manager to keep its format, once you have done that you can always just copy it into the data folder.

alternatively use packfile managers inbuilt loadxmod feature by going file new mod, choosing your modified files, then file>my mods> install that new mod you made.

go knock yourself out

>>160238983
neat, but only if we are able to see the cooldown on the unit "recently landed , 8 secs remaining" or some shit.
otherwhise its just confusing and aggravating

I'M SO EXCITED!!!

>>160235537

Is there any must have shogun mods on the workshop? Or are you meant to get them off TWC and if so what are the good ones?

>>160238983
Wish there was a land button. Poor birbs look so tired having to fly all the time

>>160238213
If it makes you feel any better it's revealed that Grombrindal is Snorri and that he's forgiven Malekith for his transgressions in the books.
Well not so much forgiven as much as he threw an axe at the enemy who would backstab him and said something about how Malekith never watched his back.

Grombrindal or Belegar for a melee rushing lord for dwarfs?

>>160238615
>We can't do X because the AI can't handle it
Where did I hear this one before

>>160240338

AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT

>>160222042
You don't, you lock the original unit for the subfaction and give them a modded one (which is copypasted from the original unit, and change it's mount)

>>160238379

>No Mountains of Mourn

S T O P

Today isn't going to be the day also they're slowing development times and using Bretonnia to fill the place of what would otherwise be an actual DLC in February for fuck knows why reasons

T O D A Y
O
D
A
Y

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>>160241286

>>160243110

Post proofs

>people think we are going to get woof elves before December

Just read the skarsnik novel.


Why the fuck he tortures the playwright?

>>160244740

He's a greenskin

warhammer was a mistake

>>160243803
Grombrindal, he's straight up broken

But Belegar is great at it too

>>160238067
come on dwarves

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

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>>160245556
I want to dominate best elf!

can elves get swole and big?

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>>160246175
Yes but only if benis is excited.

>>160235537

Threadly reminder that the following are rightful Asur clay, and therefore rightful Asrai clay so from now on please refer to them with their correct names.
Dietershafen - Athel Toralien
Marienburg - Sith Rionnasc
Altdorf - Kor Vanaeth
Talabheim - Athel Maraya
Kislev - Athel Numiel
L'Anguille - Tor Alessi
Thank you

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>>160246228

>>160245987
>>160245556
Nude Elves/demonettes mod when?

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>>160246292
dwarfbot please, you must deliver proofs for them NOT being elf clay

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>>160246424

Burden of proof is on you, you knife eared shit.

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>>160246478
You are the one questining established fact, but then again someone of stunted growth probably has a stunted mind.

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G O B L I N S

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>>160246640
>established fact

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>>160246228
They'll all burn the same no matter who rules over them

>>160246656
G R O B I SCUM

>>160246684
>gets knocked out by Grimgror

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>>160246724
G O B L I N S

>>160238213
Snorri nosebiter? and Malekith? explain this!

>>160246775

>beheads Grimgor

>>160246873
Your plot armor has no power here.

>>160246864

They were best bros that united their races together at the time, fought back chaos and unfucked the world.

Snorri then left for some reason while Malekith really spiraled downhill after finding the chaos artifact and Morathi fucking things up. Malekith was then responsible for fucking the dwarfs over hard.

>>160246979
sounds like bullshit, i thought pepe was the reason dwarfs got assraped by rats

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>>160246681
What would you call this?

>>160247068
>pepe

Who

>>160247068
The Dwarfs kind of got cluster fucked by a bunch of disasters over a short time frame.

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>>160247109

>got fucked so hard by dwarfs during the war they had to retreat back to Ulthuan and abandon all outposts in the empire

You forfeited all claims when you lost.

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>>160247114

>>160247205

Oh. Well like >>160247184 said, dwarfs got raped hard by earthquakes caused by "pepe", the toll from the war of vengeance and goblins/skaven/etc coming soon afterward.

>>160247204
>The stunted sprites talking about forfeited claims
I don't expect you to see the irony of your post.

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>>160247445

Unlike anything elves provide, grudges are literal proof and evidence etched in stone.

Also rule of cool.

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>>160246656
Goblins...

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>>160238379
>Orc Clan: Burning Face

>Pre-battle ritual involves just fucking setting fire to your face

>Very few battles are won this way.

>>160247204
goalpost = moved

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>>160246656
WE IZ GOBBOS

But seriously, this fuckin' guy. Little goblin assassinates a goddamn Wizard Big Bird like a champ.

Why are goblins so based?

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>>160238773

>mfw 90% of those cities won't make it, nor will ever do on release

>>160248015
>>mfw 90% of those cities won't make it, nor will ever do on release

Good, a map that dense would be a nightmare.

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>>160247642
What spiteful little creatures. No matter I've extracted a measure of satisfaction from the ordeal with your "Dwarfs"

>>160248015

There's only like 6 major DE cities there I think

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>>160248047

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Any chance CA will change the order to bring Skaven in before Summer? Grace said it had been altered since the leak though Skaven may be too large to produce for a DLC. Also you'd think they'd want Skaven in before Lizards so Lustria isn't a cakewalk.

>>160238773
How about posting the rest of that map?

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>>160246820

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>>160248305

There isn't much else to it/

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>>160248448
so it looks like dark elf lives in what looks like america. and they're a slave nation. makes me think of murica who puts niggs in jail and force them to work.

>>160248919
so DE is pre-abolition and HE is post-abolition US?

>>160249102
High Elfs are obviously Brits.
>live on an island
>had a large empire once
>butthurt about losing said empire
>basically the same people as the Dark Elfs who live on the continent in the west

>>160248241

As soon as WElfs and Brets are released they can't add anything more except Skaven without extending the map.

So it might be possible. Considering how insanely popular they are it's a chance.

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>>160249259
>they can't add anything more except Skaven without extending the map

>>160249239
In which case Germany would be Dwarfs? Both empires lost everything fighting one another.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chf2itMCOhE

nice dislikes

>>160249239
who's the turks in warhammer?

>>160249518
Skaven

>>160249303

Kislev is already in the game.

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>>160249556
But they're not playable.

>>160249602
and bare bones as fuck

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>>160249303
That horse looks concerned

>>160249602
>>160249629

Still in the game.

We're talking actual new factions in the game, not reworking already existing ones. And once Brets and WElfs are out, Skaven is the only choice.

Would be fun if they made southern realms and Kislev playable with their own units though.

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It is now November. An unbidden chill steals over the forest. The boughs lie heavy with frost, condemned to an early winter. Gaurach-Dúin in the tongue of the Asrai, it is a time of stillness and a time of dread. The fey spirits to whom the protection and provision of the Asrai is entrusted are consigned to an unshakable somnolence, unable to fulfill their sacred trust. The Wood Elves, deprived of their sturdiest companions, are forced to toil for themselves. It is the final horror. Some kinbands retreat deep into the roots of the wood, unable to countenance debasing labor and the necessity of work. In the halls beneath the Oak of Ages, The Sisters of Twilight nestle close to one another. Many are the Asrai who join their Dryad sisters in pursuit of warmth and the long sleep that stretches across seasons.

But the forest has need of its guardians, and will not abide dereliction of duty. Naieth preaches dire auguries in the early coming of the Season of Stillness. To those who have known Gorposting, Goblins and embarrassing rats, a still greater terror lurks. A great sorcery wrought in rain-cursed Albion will thrust the Asrai to the fore of the outside world's unsightly struggles and toil; The strange world of wageslavery can be ignored no longer.

Wood Elves Soon.

>>160249683
not really seeing as bret was already in the game

>>160249518
Orcs & Goblins obviously

>>160249676
His eyes look concerned but if you look at both eyes and mouth that horse looks pretty smug.

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GUYS!

GUYS!

The trees are "coming into season". When the wood elf hut teaser image first appeared the trees were "Taking a long time to grow" and recently it was "They're still growing".
We getting a teaser today or next week? pic related

They just revealed about 40 mins ago that the Linux edition is out 22nd November. They usually tease proper TW stuff around 2-4pm UK time.

>>160249512
The WoC butthurt was pretty big

>>160249969
Trailer thursday or next week thursday

When are they going to get to the fireworks factory???

>>160235606
TAKE
BACK
EVERY
GRUDGE

>>160249969
Missive drops today, just over 2 hours from now.

I just want naval battles in TW:WH, is that too fucking much to ask?

>>160249969
TODAY IS THE DAY

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>>160248448
>>160238773
While you're at it. I just compiled the Lustria map together.

>>160249969
>someone asks thing
>Grace responds
>this must mean today is the day
Every day, the elfposters manage to outdo themselves.

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>>160249969
T O D A Y

REVEAL TRAILER ON THURSDAY ALONG WITH STEAM PAGE AND PRE PURCHASE FOR RELEASE ON 1ST DECEMBER.

BELIEVE IT.

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>>160250180

>>160250583
The tree analogy has been going since the wood elf teaser image on Instagram

From
>Trees take a long time to grow
>The trees are growing now. More info soon
>They're coming into season

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>>160250589
>>160249969
Now just tell me, if NEET Elfs come out can I raid their forest with my Gobbros?

>>160250647
Of course you can...doesn't mean you're getting out alive.

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>>160250647
this is what I'm looking forward to the most

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>>160250498
Not till the new world expansion at the earliest due to the HE and DE navies being the most pwoerful and having to sail from the New World to the Old and vice versa. Even then it might not be controllable battles due to how complex it would become considering how vastly different the naval styles are, which means pre empire naval warfare a.k.a auto resolve.

Unit cards for all current naval factions exist in the game files. Here's the album:
http://imgur.com/a/fjAjA

>>160238067
Testin'

>>160250854
they also said that even though those cards exist, naval combat will not be implemented
unless grace has lied about it

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>>160250912
Things are subject to change. That comment was just after it launched. Development of the game has changed drastically since due to its success for the company to the point they extended the free DLC program for the first game meaning more stuff than originally planned is being developed.

I don't think Grace outright said it won't be in ever. Just not for the first game same with Skaven.

Pic not related. I'm just posting maps.

>>160250498
Think of the Charlemagnes lad

>>160249676
>>160249916
I asked a friend and they confirmed that that horse looks smug

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Mountains of Mourn for the Ogre lovers out there.

T O D A Y
O
D
A
Y

>>160251217
Is not the day.

>>160251217
BY SIGMAR, no.

Today!?

It's going to be a tweet about wargaming acquiring total war arena

Assuming no player involvement, which warhammer faction is the weakest? Like, worst starting position / army / location

Also any mods that make some of the other bretonnia factions playable / interesting? I fancy playing as that more southern one, it's got a bitchin flag design

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I like how the Fog of War model for Crookback Mountain is already ingame despite the Darklands not being available for a long time to come, you can even see Mount Silverspear/Grimfang further north just east of the Silver Road. Pic very related.

For those not knowing what that is. Crookback Mountain is controlled by Clan Rictus and is the Skaven's main stronghold in the Darklands east of the Worlds Edge Mountains. Its their main transit route east so *all* Skaven have to go through Crookback to get into the Darklands as per their Under Empire tunnel network.

>>160250991
If Skaven come in second game we can presume the old world map will be reworked, which would be strange considering they described more of a jigsaw rather than each game changing the other. Also how would the owners of the expansion play the Skaven if the Old world map is excluded? A plague faction in Lustria? There seems no reason to add skaven in the secodn expansion only. It needn't have the full roster, clan dlcs could release further units.

>>160251465
Greenskins.

>>160251464
That was yesterday mate.

>>160251520

>tfw Orcs win the badlands bowl

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Is there a character stronger than Archaon?

And I’m referring to The Everchosen, Lord of the End Times, Chaos Incarnate, Herald of the Apocalypse, Warlord of the forces of Chaos United, Scourge of the Empire Archaon and Destroyer of Worlds (with the End Times ability) equipped with his sword and control of the Warriors of Chaos and Slayer of Kings, a complete Exalted Grand Marshal of the Apocalypse, with all four Chaos God’s powers implanted in his chest so he can perform the arcane bolt and riding Dhorgar as well as being extremely skilled in understanding strategy and veteran warrior.

>>160251565
>things that never happen

>>160251520
Really? Foreskins always seem to dominate when I'm not near the area

I guess beast men don't count, because it's literally. "bray herds arrive bringing doom with them!"

Next turn

"beast men are no more!"

>>160251589

Yeah some faggot with a magic hammer

#rekt

>>160251630
You mean Grimgor?

>>160251129
yes

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>>160251518
The Skaven will probably have different start positions
Main faction: Starts at Skavenblight
Subfaction: Lustria to counter Lizardmen and then Skaven subfaction in Crookback when the darklands unlocks so Skaven start on 3 fronts as the game develops.

If you've only got the expansion and not the base game and its DLC then Skaven in Lustria will probably be the main faction for them. CA and GW are probably hoping that anyone that just buys the expansions will think "Damn this is really cool. I think I'll buy the first game and maybe DLC's if I like it"

>>160251217
>>160251265
is the day where faggots get btfo once again

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>>160251625
>Foreskins always seem to dominate when I'm not near the area

>>160250531
Oh nice. Thanks anon.
The leaked ingame map only shows the central and right side for the expansion ;/
I guess things could change in development and they add the full continent or extend it slightly at the least maybe using Empire's "theatre" system so the CPU and GPU will do each theatre's end turn seperately rather than all at once in order to keep frames consistent.

>>160251686
Do we know the pricing of the Old World faction or will the expansion come with a discount on it? I doubt people will throw 100 big ones down for a total war game. Expansion two will bring a max 4 factions presumably, HE, DE, Skaven and Lizardmen. Skaven are gonna have to be able to occupy at least lizard structures AND dwarf holds in the Old World.

>>160251939

>Expansion two will bring a max 4 factions presumably

Did you forget that this is exactly what the base game was?
What makes you think they won't do that again since they got away with it the first time?

I really, really hope the Expansion brings fully fleshed naval combat, otherwise it's going to really dissapointing.

>>160251939
Dwarf, Greenskins, Lizardmen and any human factions. I get the feeling when Skaven are released they'll conquer the whole world in 100 turns if not eradicated immediately.

>>160252129
I hope to see that along with a Vampire Pirate subfaction roaming Lustrias coast.

>>160251465

Beastmen, hands down. No exceptions.

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>>160251589

>Is there a character stronger than Archaon?

Yes.

1 hour left.

>>160252580
>Faction Destroyed: Beastmen

>>160252714
>echoing laughter of thirsting gods

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>Trusting stunties
Why do I keep making mistakes

>>160251589
Didn't Grimgor headbutt the shit out of him?

>>160252794
I bet Karak Norn is behind this.

>>160252710
This hour is the hour!

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Today is the day!

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>>160253391
the day of the gobbocide

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>>160253547
Gob lobber's mere existence makes me happy.

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>Mfw its not elves

>>160253391
>>160253062
>>>160252710
The usual news time is 30 minutes ago, not 30 minutes from now.

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>>160253391
I WANT TO BELIEVE. I'VE BEEN WANTING SOME ELVES FOR SO LONG.

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Hey guys! Raidous here, I'm preparing ideas for the Wood Elves lineup and I heard you guys know what's what, so I came here for suggestions!
One idea I already have that I know you guys will love is Royal Waywatcher Veterans. I got the idea when I realised that the Wood Elves wouldn't really have many heavy infantry so I thought I'd fill the gap. Basically they're Wood Elves armed with the finest Dwarven Runesmithed gromril swords and shields and clad in the finest Nuln engineered armor from the Empire, all fairly traded for and to help strengthen the bond of man, elf and dwarf against the forces of chaos!

What about you guys? Got any other awesome ideas?

>>160254012
Why do you lie like this every week?

>>160242525
cheers anon, a similiar method to reskinning subfactions lords then

>>160254012
Now you'll have a bunch of people telling you how news can still come out in 3 hours.

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>>160253547
>>160253753
>hatin' on gobbos

>>160254152
>Not having the Wood Elves use armor stolen from Chaos/Beastmen to "turn the weapons of the enemy against them"
>Not mounting a Cygor on a small hill of Squigs "because they're on a redemption quest" after "realizing how much they hate Chaos."
6/10 almost convinced me you were Radious.

>>160254012
https://twitter.com/totalwar/status/785827291209359360
https://twitter.com/totalwar/status/767708114401452032
What do the times say?

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>>160254290

>>160254167
are you in the narrow band of autism where you are autistic enough to insist its a certain time but not autistic enough to have carefully sifted through the total war tweets like they contained your reason for being?

>>160254152
Elfs have no gunmen.
Please add Imperial Black Mounted Waywatcher Heavy Slayer Veteran Gunners of Khorne (undead light cavalry)

>>160254152
Elfen Cygor (Fanatics)

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>attila
>horse archers fucking shoot eachother
>have to micro each one individually and keep them far away from eachother
what a load of shit

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>500 bretonnians cut down by my knights
Do they even know the difference between this battle and their daily lives?

>>160254456
Nah I just happen to be in the same timezone as CA and can read a clock.

>>160254761
Most of them are probably so used to getting run down by cavalry that they've learned to just play dead and slink away under cover of mud.

>>160254443

So, 5 minutes remaining.

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>>160247204
>dwarves
>civilized

>>160254152
Nice meme.
Radious quit modding last month.

>>160254761
>those ugly ass shields on the Reiksguard
Good thing Knights of the Burning Sun exist.

>>160255217
Those shields look fine

>>160254961
m-m-missive tomorrow maybeh eh-hh-e

>5 minutes over
>still no missive

Alright, it's not like I wanted good news anyway in my miserable life.

TODAY WASN'T THE DAY????

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GUYS LOOK ON TWITTER NOW

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>today is the day

>>160255290
>most illustrious order in the empire
>spraypainted black cross over statetroop shield

Dude, I could do better shields with googleimage and photoshop.

>>160255453
Its a highly practical design. A quick fix would be some guilding.

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QA testing updated 10 mins ago.

>They're coming into season
Imminent reveal no doubt.

>>160255430
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!

WOOD ELVES 1ST OF DECEMBER, 2 WEEKS!!!!!

>>160255367
Missives are only for lord packs(so far).

What was CotB's teaser?

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>all this falseflagging

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>>160255453
N-not all of them

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>CA has delayed DLC production to port the game for Linuxfags who normally pirate software anyways

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Oh shit get hype lads!

>>160255660

A company can do more than one thing at a time you mongoloid.

>>160255637
Well, this one's okay, I'll grant you.
Rest still look shit though.

>>160255690
t. Lincucks

>>160255690
Resources are resources. You realize that by porting it to Linux all the ultra autists will pour in here and shitpost even more about DLC since they're used to getting everything for free, right?

What would wood elves even play like?

>>160255872
Shitposting on /r9k/ about being NEET master race

>>160255872
A more skirmish focussed Suebi.

>>160247204
War of the Beard Campaign pack when?

Did it happen yet? Was today the day?

>>160256227
>he doesn't know

>>160255872
Hit hard and fast but with no staying power, Lots of ranged options and skirmishers.

Also access to angry Treemen.

>>160255872
90% flying missile cav

i don't even frickin like wood elves anyway...

So we're getting 6-7 LL's in the space of 2 1/2 months and 2 of them will be female generals for the first time in Total War? Nice.

>>160256554
Pretty much yeah. It's going to be fun times ahead.

>>160255524
CA is doing damage control about expectations on their official forum. Ain't nothing imminent except for disappointment.

>>160238067
Vlad von Carstein

>>160256554
u wot?

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>>160255637
>Not having sexy mermaids on your shields

>>160256851
l-lewd

>>160255872

>>160255913 already has the best answer.

>>160256712
>it's going to be another week or more of nothing

I mean I don't want them to rush, but it would be nice to have some actual dates to look forward to than having to guess all the time.

>>160256851
DEM TITTIES

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>don't know anything about warhammer
>refuse to play without knowing the lore
>too bored to read the army books
>but I really want to play the game
>this has been going on for two weeks
>already bought the game

What the fuck is wrong with me.

>>160257047
Its just your average orcs and elves setting like warcraft

>>160257047
I used 1d4chan to get a rough grasp on the lore. It's not perfect, but it can be funny.

Trailer's gotta be next week lads. They wouldn't change their social media to all this Total War: Arena stuff then change it to Wood Elves a few days after

>>160257047
Well the game does a good job of acting as a introduction.

Worst case try the Warhammer wiki or the lexicanum for lore. They're not the best sources but they're quicker than the books.

>>160257047
Watch heir of carthage online battles and or campaign and you'll pick up stuff

>>160257047
Literal autism.
You don't need to know all of the lore to start playing and, after you start, you'll get more interested in it. Probably.

>>160256952
You're in luck, they gave an actual date to look forward to. Before Christmas.

>>160257324
>Wood Elves get released just in time for the holidays.
>Christmas/Santa jokes plague the release.
>Nobody ever takes Santa's little helpers seriously ever again.

>>160255547
i checked their twitter

i feel dumb

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This would be a roughly equivalent roster for Skaven as the beastmen release (slightly fewer though all original.)

>>160257697

what's up with the skavenslaves?

Why are there only 4 models in the unit?

>>160257697
Assassins are going to be undead?

Okay

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>>160256851
>tfw pwoplw use your mods

>>160257137
this desu, even then, Warhammer is so generic you don't even need to

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_Fantasy_Battle#Setting

>>160257047
It's made by a bunch of history enthusiasts so you just need to be familiar with how the HRE works and so on.

>>160257831
>>160257838
ignore that shit.

>>160257921
>how the HRE works
It doesn't.

>>160257970
t. Voltaire

>>160257879
>Warhammer is so generic you don't even need to

Fantasy Holy Roman Empire isn't that generic 2bh. Fantasy renaissance in general too.

>>160257697
I want to see a doomwheel riding over and crushing dwarvees

>>160257697
>100 armor skavenslaves
>Clanrats without spears having anti-large
>80 speed lmaoooo

>>160238067
probably getting some fucking bullshit again..


Also, i've only played TW warhammer for roughly 60 hours, but i didn't really touch the orcs until yesterday.

And dwarves can eat a cock, i fucking pounded all of them into submission.

Dwarves can fuck off and are no longer bro tier

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STUFF

>>160258246
where is that ?

>>160258246
>https://15254b2dcaab7f5478ab-24461f391e20b7336331d5789078af53.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/totalwar.vanillaforums.com/editor/a5/o73o2r0ecb23.gif
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Updated version.

>>160258246
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHthel Loren

Post the page dingus

>>160258246
Looks pretty nice
Wood Elves next week I guess

>>160258324
>>160258338
>>160258393
>>160258427

What is it?
I'm not clicking that shit

>>160258469
weak ass pussy, it's a fucking gif

>>160258246
ITS HABBEDING

>>160258469
it's a virus
chinese agents just kicked down my door and colonized me

>>160258469
It's too late, by posting on 4chan the virus has already backtraced you

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NEW STUFF!!!!

>>160258469
Futa Hentai

>>160258469
Help, they are brea

>>160258590
Shit, we got a winner browsing this general


HE NEEDS TO TELL US MORE

What where the sentences?

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>>160258684
I DELIVER

>>160258781
never stop wining
for the sake of /twg/

>>160258781
Godspeed anon, and thanks for delivering

>>160258781
Neat

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>>160258781
Nice

>>160258781
GIVE HER THE MEMES ALREADY

>>160258781
based

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>>160258921
>Grace
>memes
No.

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>>160258921

>>160258469
its spyware

>>160259069
no wonder my Norton 360 Internet Essentials was sounding the klaxon

>>160259130
Yeah, I had to counter-hack the spyware

>>160258469
It's just a animated gif.

Or is it? Yes it is read the end of the link

>>160259157
>Not having an encrypted firewall

>>160259040
DOING GOD'S WORK

>>160259064
Why does she look so unimpressed. ;_;

>>160258781
Appreciate you sharing anon, thank you.

>>160259224
>Still using encrypted firewalls
>Not using 9 proxy Firewalls
>Laughing_Chinese_with_your_bank_account.exe

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All this skaven talk. You all deserved to get sacrificed to sotek. Also the horned rat is a punk bitch.

How tall is the average Lizardman?

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>>160238067
rollo

>>160259349
because she need a corrective rape, feel free anon.

>>160259746
The average Saurus is 8 foot tall.

>>160259684
>alsmot wiped out , still think they have a chance

>>160258781
WHAT DID THEY LINK YOU

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>>160259906
But I'm got filthy ratsy scum, boss.

>>160260043
Midget porn

>>160260178
I always wondered why didn't midget porn become more popular

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>>160235682
Into the book you go

>>160260228
Do grudges extend to lower creatures (that is, non-sentient)? How about inanimate objects?

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>>160258781
Thank you kind anon.
Have this cute gobbo as a token of my gratitude

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>>160260109
Just do it, is all part of the plan

>>160260218
Well, for a starter, there aren't a lot of midget/small people porn actresses.
That and I imagine the faces are a turn off for a lot of people.

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Did the early e-mail leak outside /twg/?

>>160260669
90% chance some faglord saw it on /twg/ and reposted it on leddit

>>160260441
Saved

>>160258014
t. Otto the >great

>>160259572
>.exe
You dun goofed now...

>tfw today lesson was about pontus

>>160260228
I wonder if thorgrim even bothered wrighting his death down in the book considering how quick he snapped that rats neck.

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>>160260669
>20 good hitmen

So it looks like that gif was taken from the Wood Elves trailer. Maybe Thursday is the day. Maybe next Tuesday is the day too

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It's imminent lads. Could be Thursday. Seems the competition winners will also be getting a DLC code aswell as the thing being shipped to them.

I'm so hyped.

>>160261453

No, it has to be next week. This .gif wasn't meant for the public but for the winners of the competition. A teaser will therefore be posted next week and a reveal on that thursday.

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>>160261412
It'll be Thursday. They've already posted multiple teasers since the Instagram door. Expect some tweet tomorrow about "Seems the trees are in bloom...that's strange" something like that.
>>160261348
loled. Never thought about that line when there were 20 competion winners.
He's referring to pic related.

>>160259974
>almost wiped out.
Considering everyone else was wiped out. Seems like lizards won

>>160259064
>>160260702
Why is she so disappointed looking? >.<

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>>160261624
So as the other anon predicted last general 8th December release.

Anyway.

Pic very related.

Waterfall a.k.a Wood Elves campaign pack just got updated again.

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Why choose the Druchii?
>Elves who AREN'T a 'noble but dying race'/isolationist tree-huggers
>Repeater crossbows
>Repeater ballista
>Ride dinosaurs
>Everyone's a pirate
>Everyone's a slut
>All cities are a wretched hive of scum and villainy
>Best ships and seamen(literally castles that float)
>Worship a god of Murder and Vengeance just to fuck with their cousins
>Their nuns are all powerful sorceresses
>Their vestal virgins are all psychotic berserkers
>Give Jared Diamond the finger by taming shit like Manticores, Hydra and sea monsters
>Focus on the important things in life, like murder, torture, piracy, aquiring qt slave girls and murder

That's why you should choose the Druchii.

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>>160261701
She deserves more than you, and you know it.

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>>160262019
this tbqh

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>>160261701
Cause the last guy she was with was so bad in bed he turned her gay.

>>160260441
Diplomatic victory option for King & Warlord when?

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>>160262090
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR

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>>160262090
>Diplomatic victory option for King & Warlod

>>160258781
>>160258590
wew lad.
That's going to be either tomorrow or next tuesdays teaser tweet with full reveal trailer and steam page unlock either this Thursday or next. So a release date of either 1st or 8th December is confirmed.

I'm so excited to see the neet elves look ingame and how they play. They've clearly been working on this for months and learnt from feedback of CotB.

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>>160262090
>Diplomatic victory
>mfw

>>160258781
>A note from the front
>Longer to grow than anticipated...
>Season of war is beginning...

I'm concerned that means the DLC was delayed a week or so OR what they are shipping out is something nature related?

Also does anyone think Season of war could be a thinly veiled hint as seasons coming into TWWH considering wood elves thrive in different seasons?

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>>160262190
>>160262219
>>160262337
How about now?

>>160258781
>grow
>sprouted
>Bloom
>season of war

They're going all out!

Did they ever fix Rome 2 so that the major factions stood their ground and didn't get shit on by the "literally who" factions?

It's putting me off playing it. Want to do a barbar campaign, but it'll be extremely disappointing if the Etruscans extinct Rome like I remember them doing last time I played (prior to emperor edition).

Kind of hoping for a Rome 1 tier Rome, where they were guaranteed to be getting shit done.

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>>160263101
Literally who factions stomping the big ones is hilarious though.

>>160258781
FUCK YOU IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
I WAS MEANT TO WIN
ME
ME ME ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>160263730
>I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED CRYSTAL.