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Grace

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Get in lads

Volkmar or Belegar play through?

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I want to loot Athel Loren

>>160374905
Belegar is actually unique and challenging

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>>160374681

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Lizardmen DLC when

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>Let's be honorable and save our dwarfen friends in the north
>The welcoming party looks like this
I guess I should have brought friends. I'll find out how it goes for Karl tomorrow. Good thing he has lightning battles

>>160374905
Which do you enjoy more: righteous smiting or some umgi zealot with an ugly green thing on his chest?

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>expected to actually enter a GW store if I want Grombrindal

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Ratmen when?
They have been disappearing enough people already.

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>>160375042
>mfw I have to become a fat neckbeards cum slut and AoS playing partner to get a grombrindal code

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We'll always be friends, won't we, Gobbla?

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I can't do it can I

>>160375149
>All those flagellants

You're fucked with that marauder army

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MOUSILLON

>>160375042

>Go into GW to get Grombrindal code
>There's literally like, a dozen full-length novels based on that garbage, void of a setting Age of Shigmar

>>160375013
I have not given either faction much attention, i have beat Empire once on Legendary which was pretty fucking un-fun because i never was able to test out different units.

Not beaten Dwarf campaign i found them boring compared to GS. I think i need to give them another go and maybe just play it on normal or hard so its not dealing with 100 wagghh armies with nothing but miners and quarrelers.

>>160375149

>Tons of flaggelants against an army of mostly low-armor infantry

There's no way you're taking that.

Maybe you can take the win off the back of your skirmish cav if you're real lucky

>>160375149
Micro the shit out of that skirmish cav and you could pull it out.

just like at the movie theatre, woooooooo!

>>160374898
Cmon Vladdy

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>>160375117
>>160375042
>try to pick up Grombrindal code
>give GW bouncer entrance fee
>already down $30
>purchase Grimbrindal for $249.99
>try to leave
>GW bouncer blocks the way
>tells me minimum purchase is $599.99
>look around
>begin picking up miniatures at random
>neckbeards begin snorting at my purchases
>start talking esoteric shit about their stats
>one guy laughs hysterically when I start mixing factions
>just want to get out
>pay for my overpriced molded plastics
>approach exit
>bouncer demands $50 exit fee plus tip
>don't have $50 in my account
>allowed to leave but now in debt to GW
>interest rate causes debts to exceed student loans
>now in indentured servitude to GW

>>160375042
>walk in
>see a bunch of guys playing on the tables
>employee sees me
>I grimace expecting to be harassed and sales pitch
>just greets me and asks if I need anything in particular
>surprised, I say I just came to get the Grombrindal code
>says sure, goes to the counter, grabs like five of the slips and hands me to me
>I ask if that's okay, and he waves it off

I ended up buying a Skitarii codex while I was there just because I felt the store deserved a purchase for going against my expectations. Though I was planning on getting it (online) anyways.

>>160376205
It's used to it! Wooooooooo

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>tfw you'll never have a monstrous mouth as a visor

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>yfw when you realize Orcs and Gobbos are mushrooms

>>160376551
games workshop employees are generally cool dudes.

>>160377237

They aren't. That's 40k lore

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>Playing defensively as the green skins
>Playing defensively with savage orcs
Kys

>>160377694
no it's true for fantasy too

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>>160377694
Nah, mate they did it to WHFB, too.

Have a rat to feel better.

>>160376843
I don't think that's his visor...

>>160378403
I think it's cool. It makes sense that such a violent race breeds by releasing spores after death. No wonder they like fighting so much, cause natural selection would have selected for violence in their species.

>>160376551
>>160377318

I see GW have you guys working after hours.

Does anyone know how to stop crashes for Shogun 2 with Windows 10?

>>160378675

verify cache

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>>160378578
making complimentary comments about GW online counts as overtime

>>160378553
Considering that they are engineered by the Old Ones seems like a reasonable way to go about reproduction.

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WOOD ELVES:
>HORDE?
>SETTLED?

What's it gonna be?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11668998

>>160379119
Settled but they can only settle in their woods and have pseudo Horde mechanics outside of it

>>160378751
That didn't work. It got to the splash screen before any of the cutscenes then just crashed

>>160379228

delete the install folder and reinstall also delete the preferences folder in app data roaming creative assembly

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Posting Skaven as they are the next race after Tomb Kangz that need to be added.

>>160376843
>visor

Anon, I...

>>160379119
Settle and new wood regions will open up in the forests of the old world.

>>160376294
Hi /tv/.

>>160379119
They had better fucking not be horde.

>>160381284
I hope they'll be a horde, just so the elfposters will commit a mass suicide.

>>160379119

They'll be settled in their forests, but can turn other regions into forests through a UNIQUE elven tree corruption mechanic that spawns a "GREAT HUNT" army after you get your fightiness up

>>160381361

this tbqh

Elfposters must die. The quality of their funposts isn't even good.

>>160379119
Settled.

However they will have a combined encamped/ambush mode that will have bonuses to recruitment times and ambush ability when in forested terrain.

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srsly?

>>160378978
Yeah, and it means a limitless supply of soldiers to fight Chaos.

>>160382003
why are those graphics so different

>opening cinematic will only include first 4 factions

LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

>>160382194
That didn't turn out so well though.

>>160382003

JESUS ANON REDUCE THIS BRIGHTNESS

Should the leak be believed then that means Tomb Kings are next.

Or are some of you willing to wager Skaven is our next surprise?

>>160380590
>>160379937
>>160379627
>>160378403
>All this ratposting

>>160381756
Wood elves don't want Athel loren to expand tho

>>160374898
I'D RATHER EAT A DICK

>>160382516
5

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>>160382569
Yeah, well there were a lot of fuck ups.

Rats, eh.

>>160382194
uh what?

>>160382658

it's fabulous

>>160374898
Getting in

ARE YOU A GOD?

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>>160382850

I have a feeling tomb kangz will be a while senpai.

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>>160382854
What of it? Not going to rat me out, are you?

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

Can someone post the radious copypasta for me?

>>160383880
A veritable work of its time, Radious mod is an author’s input on the contemporary attitude so critical of mods that they’re often not given a chance at all, a window through which we see the creator’s wish to move his audience, as well as frustrations at the vessels of these emotions being ignored or enjoyed as “low art”.
Attempts at analyzing Radious mod’s implications and unraveling its messages necessitate great concentration and effort, which is further exacerbated when so much of my blood flows elsewhere than my brain when enjoying this mod.
Radious mod is a journey, an embodiment of a search fundamental to our humanity yet abandoned by contemporary society; Radious Mod is the eternal quest for perfection. As philosophers and "understanders of strategy" alike vainly peruse the void of their hollow souls for an abstract ideal, they achieve naught save for casting the community into desecration. Delving further into the hypothetical and the metaphysical only reinforces the misbelief that true beauty lies within. “Homosexuality,” Plato wrote, “is regarded as shameful by barbarians and by those who live under despotic governments, Both of which apply to contemporary society.
"Quod culus tibi purior salillo est, nec toto decies cacas in anno; atque id durius est faba et lapillis. Quod tu si manibus teras fricesque, non umquam digitum inquinare posses.”
As tremors of mirth reverberate through my corpus; my finite faculties discharged; my soul emancipated. Such is the power of Radious Mod. Radious Mod is not everyone’s cup of tea. It is perhaps best treated as a lengthy parable. For the actively dismissive it will hardly make much of an impression other than being an ordinary mod with a cheap attempt at improving the game. For others with willing ears and eyes to match, it can be a novel take on the values and motivations surrounding the genre.

>>160382003

How do I get my game to look like this? Any mods or do I just need a non-potato computer?

>>160383880
ARMORED
HAMMERER
SLAYERS

>>160383483

I thought reddit rats were a freak accident with Morrslieb fragments mutating rats?

>>160382850

I'm actually going to take CA at their word when they say the leaks are long outdated. The game was a success and the DLC has also been commercially successful for them. I wouldn't be surprised if anything past Wood Elves is different from the original leak schedule. Which is why I could easily see Skaven being next.

>Skaven were one of the more popular armies in TT
>Skaven play a much larger role in the lore than Tomb Kings
>Skaven wouldn't require new areas of the map to open in order for them to be playable
>Skaven offer a ludicrously diverse roster and a unique playstyle

Tomb Kings are great and also have a pretty great roster of monsters, unique cavalry and shock units. But they'll require a lot more work in order to implement them. Plus Skaven must be out before the first expansion, since they'll feature prominently as the main antagonist to the Lizardmen.

>>160382569
going by the timeline where grimgore defeats archeaon by head butting him... well apparently it worked as advertised.

>>160382850
>>160383592
Well Wood Elves were listed as DLC 5 (technically now it is paid DLC number 6 but that's only because King and the Warlord switched places with it), and Tomb Kings is listed as 8, so it should be next.

But that makes me wonder what the hell DLC 7 is supposed to be. In terms of paid DLC what could they offer in between this and the Tomb Kings? Would it be another Legendary Lord pack?

>>160384174
GemFX, look around and find a preset you like ( or make one yourself)

i have a 4690k + 280x, not potato but not even a beast

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>>160384084
thx friendo

>>160384639
no problem buddy

have a good day!

>>160384332

>Skaven wouldn't require new areas of the map to open in order for them to be playable

Don't we need places like the Darklands/Lustria for Skaven to be playable? Or do they not have much of a presence there?

WHEN ARE WE GETTING GAY CHARACTERS IN TOTAL WARHAMMER!

>>160383592
The earliest we can possibly get them would be in March. However that would be wishful thinking at best considering what would be involved. So I think we might see them in April at best.

>>160384779
We already have Beggar Nohammer in the game, though.

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>>160384779

uhhhhh....

>>160384521

> terms of paid DLC what could they offer in between this and the Tomb Kings?

RoR for chaos/beastmen, sub factions in the empire, border princes, LLs.

There's a lot they could add to the game at this point especially since they have proven that the shit they said they wouldn't/couldn't do they have done like faction leaders starting in different zones.

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>>160384293
Skaven are indeed Chaos beings. Last post wasn't too clear, I guess.

>>160384859
Aren't all Slanneish champions omnisexual rapists?

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>>160384714
They have a presence everywhere, but their main city is Skavenblight. You see that swampy land of death near Miragliano on the map in game? Right under there. It's home to the Council of Thirteen and one of the major hubs for Clan Skryre. Clan Moulder has their abominable factories located in a place known as "Hell Pit" and is right under Troll Country. Clan Eshin hails from the far east, way past the Dark Lands, but are currently squabbling for a little slice of Bretonnian mountains known as "Black Crag". Clan Pestilens operates in the Old World but temporarily journeyed out to Lustria and back and Clan Mors fights for control of K8P. Clan Rictus does live in the Dark Lands.

You don't need any map expansions to get them playable for the most part, but we don't even know if we're getting subfactions for all the clans or not.

>>160384930
>RoR for chaos/beastmen
Wouldn't that be free? Considering CA's "No paid DLC, for DLC" policy.

>sub factions in the empire, border princes, LLs.
I could see the sub-factions, but I wonder they would really bother with those before all the main races are in. I mean, I suppose if it is a gap thing it could work, especially if it is for the Empire.

I can see them doing something like Middenheim since Boris is already in-game.

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>>160384332
This manthing speaks truth truth.

>>160384332
I dunno man, Skaven seem like more work than Tomb Kings. They can retool units from Vampire Counts for Tomb Kings, whereas they have to build everything from the ground up for Skaven.

>>160385679
Skaven fucked up a lot of shit during the End Times though. They're important at that time period.

>>160385679
Plus Tomb Kings mostly use standard human and horse skeletons, while the skaven will need their own made from scratch and animated by hand instead of mocapped.

>>160385679

Pretty much just skeletons. The overlap between the two is very small.

>>160386149
Still more than Skaven.

>>160386139
As this anon mentions, they can use human faction animations and so on. For example bone giants already have their counter parts with flesh, all they need is a reskin, stats and a description.

>>160386381
>reskin

They need an entire new model. You can't just slap a bone giant texture on a greenskin giant mesh.

The raddit rats won't get the Doomwheel

>>160385679
Eh, only really for the basic skeleton units. Tomb Kings have plenty of unique models too that would require a good deal of work.

But yeah, Skaven would require quite a good deal of new skeletons and such. Plus all their ridiculous machinery.

But you also have to keep in mind that Tomb Kings also require a map expansion, so that is also a part of the time and resource consumption.

Logically speaking though, I'm pretty sure Tomb Kings are coming before Skaven though. Simply because I see them wanting to finish the primary Old World factions, while Skaven are somewhat of a more global threat (though Beastmen are too, to an extent).

>>160386381
Pretty sure a bone giant would be more than a mere reskin anon. Putting aside the model that is completely different from the regular giants, they also duel wield weapons last I checked.

>>160386502
I dunno man, I ain't in video game design. I thought that was possible. As in they have a wire skeleton on which they wrap textures.

Point remains that more elements of Tomb Kings have been created than Skaven.

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when?

>>160386727
DUDE

>>160386775
ELVES

>>160375295
>Buy AoS novel
>Expensive as fuck, but whatever, let's test if the hate is deserved
>Some shit about space marines and birdman
>100 page long
>They are all blank
>Except the first page, graced with one sentence
>"Forge your own narrative" -Matt Ward

>>160386528

delet this

>>160386897

>pay GW to write your own fluff

[Hand Rubbing intensifies]

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>>160385796
Speaking of the rats and the End Times, as much as I hate that event, there were some good models that came out of it.

Do you guys think CA will go with the older version of Boneripper like pic related, or go with the End Times version?

>>160387150

>implying we'll get boneripper

Think of the charlemanges mane

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Soon

>>160384859
>Implying he'd put his dick in anything else
Only his hands get to pleasure him

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>>160386528
Lies lies! Skaven will kill kill all dwarfthings!

>>160387338
Okay Arch...

>>160387280
what the fuck...

>>160387280
There are skaven in 40k?

>>160387280
is that a gatling gun on his chest?

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>>160386528

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>>160387621
That's not 40k friendo.

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>>160387579
Stormfiends, a unit they introduced in the End Times.

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>>160387579
>>160387621
>>160387695

Dorf fags better prepare for some anal pounding

>>160387621
I know you're just joking, but there was a Skaven equivalent in 40k. Used to be the Hrud, but they were retconned to be completely different type of race.

Now the only ratmen in 40k are mutants in stuff like Necromunda.

>>160387794
Did GW have radious design these?

>>160387738
>>160386982
>>160387338
>Doubting

Think of how much animation it would actually take.

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>dorfs actually think they can handle Skaven

lmao

Getting back into TW warhammer, what do you guys think of Grim and the Grave and the King and the Warlord DLCs, in terms of price and value?

Also they pretty much just confirmed tomb kings, right?

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This is now a rat thread!

Reply ''hello ratto'' to this post or you holds will be blighted and your population disappeared.

>>160387895
Anon, it's a fucking wheel, that occasionally shoots shit. It isn't actually something that hard to animate.

>>160387873
shit, that's why he quit
GW offered him a job after looking at his tremendous works

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>>160388018

>tfw patiently waiting to unleash hot warpstone on beardniggers

hello ratto

>>160388028
>Orruk Khorne marked blood knights (Male)

>>160387998
Grim and the Grave is okay, but not amazing. I'd say get it on discount if you can.

King and the Warlord is worth the price though in my opinion. Adds two subfactions that actually play pretty differently from the main races in the Grand Campaign, and the new units are a good deal of fun.

>>160388028
You do know he is working for them again right?

>>160387895

I'll trade you the budget for doomwheeel for the warp lightning cannon AND the hellpit abomination

>>160388139
He was talking about radious, not the spiritual liege you dingleberry

>>160388139
>>160388028
Fuck, ignore that reply about working for them. Thought you were replying to the post about Matt Ward. Sorry about that anon.

>>160388121
I can't believe I never noticed that thing on its back.

>>160388018

hello reddito

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>all these ratshitters in my /twg/

>>160388139
That's pretty much how I felt about G&G I guess. I don't really care about Volkmar and Ghorst but the new units and regiments of renown seem cool, I guess I'll wait til the holidays.


Does anyone have leftover Grombrindal codes anymore? I missed that whole bonanza and regret not having a cool dwarf lord.

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>>160388018
hello ratto

>>160387150
If he's in it,ll be good enough, cool rodent.

>>160388028
incoming Grail Knights with warhammers and axes

>>160388139
G&G makes the Vampire the best faction atm

I WANT THE TRAILLLLLERR NOWWWWWWWWWW

>>160388419

>grail knights can't use warhammers

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>>160384849
Say that to me fooking face swear on me ancestors

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>>160388312
it's time time to die die dwarfthing!

>>160388541
>Clan Angrund has confederated with The Dwarfs!

>>160388541
Whats wrong with him being gay? He's clearly a homosexual jew.

>>160388684
Skarsnik + Belegar romance novel when?

>>160378403
>>160378553
The "orcs are mushrooms" thing is increasingly popular in fantasy because it provides a weird explanation for orcish reproduction

>>160381756
>>160383016
Great Hunt will be season-based, they're reusing the "Dark Moon" mechanic along with Beastpaths, not fightiness

So I'm playing Empire and I had a question. Is there any downside to trading technologies with an empire that isn't a rival?

For example, France wants 3 technologies for 1 and I'm playing as Russia. Is there any reason not to just accept it?

>>160383586
SPIRIT OF MORKAR

>>160383523
Orks in 40k were designed by the old ones as footsoldiers against chaos, hence why despite being retarded they have the instinctive abilities to both resist chaos corruption and to create spacefaring technology.

Orcs in fantasy were either created for the same purpose or were an indigenous race to the warhammer world that the old ones failed to wipe out.

What's the Wood Elves rooster going to be like?

>>160389451
Elfs and elfs and elfs

>>160389275
>Orks in 40k were designed by the old ones as footsoldiers against chaos
Wasn't that retconned into them being developed as a race to combat the Necrons?

Always thought that made more sense considering a lot of the weird traits of the race, the reproduction method, group psychic abilities, and their odd relationship with technology seemed to be natural counters to the Necrons.

>>160388506
It's coming out tomorrow anon. At least if it follows the same trend as every other DLC before it.

there better be a specific post-battle option with the elves to capture female prisoners and boost my """"""leadership""""""

>>160389632
The Necrons also got retconned though

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Can't wait to spam assassins as Skaven, they will be OP as fuck.

>>160389765
Elves should have the option to to turn captured humans into sex slaves.

>>160385679

Their basic infantry units, lords and such wouldn't be much work they're skeleton and humanoids. But they have quite a few exotic models of their own.

Also keep in mind they'd have to expand into Araby which opens a lot of new challenges. They''d have to make an Araby faction, they'd have to create a shit load of new art assets for that region, pathing, balancing the provinces and settlements, etc.

Tomb Kings will be the last and probably largest piece of DLC before the expansion drops next summer.

>>160389451
Trees which are monstrous creatures

Eagles, eagles with elves on top of them as flying units

Lots of archers, melee units which have vanguard and stalk like the beastmemes

Adult elves riding on unicorns

Also strong magic users

>>160390012
Araby will be renamed empire units with a guy who talks like an Arab as their leader

>>160389908
The fact that the Eldar and Orks were their primary enemies along with the Old Ones during the War of Heaven is still canon. The only things that were retconned were the reason the war started, the things involving the C'tan, and parts of the aftermath.

>>160390012
They don't have to include Araby as a full thing along with Tomb Kings. I don't think they really even need to include that region at all yet.

Even if they do I honestly think it would just be a case of what this >>160390143
anon says.

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>>160388541
YOU
IZ
A
GAY
STUNTIE
BEGGAR
NOHAMMER

I want female Wood Elf rangers abducting young peasent girls and fucking them with wooden dildos and turning them into there sex slaves!

>>160390720
I agree, fellow understander of strategy

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I knew that Tzeentch was the god of mutations and all. But this was still pretty terrifying to have to fight.

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Performance question guys. Has anyone started to experience a lot of stutters and pauses in the game recently? I never used to have this issue, but recently the game has started to "catch" for lack of a better word and stutter around. The audio also makes a bzzzt noise whenever it does this. I can't tell if it is the game or something dying in my computer, but again, I never used to have this problem and it suddenly appeared and is getting worse.

>>160391362
Which game, friendo? But last time I played warhammer my audio went fucked and died till I rebooted the PC.

>>160391527
warhammer too.

Its getting worse. both campaign map and battle, but most noticable on battle maps.

The game will literally stutter and all the audio will go brzzzt. then units will jump forward a little bit. kinda like its lagging, but i haven't had the problem in the past until maybe two weeks ago. Im worried my computer is dying.

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>attack a besieging Briton force
>my reinforcements from the city are only velites and horses
>their army immediately charges them
>no, wait, they just dance in front of me while my velites peppers them
>then they all randomly rout for no reason
>meanwhile at the battle results

>>160391362
lately while playing warhammer the game has really started to freeze up whenever I load a campaign and click on any settlement or army. this usually stops after a few minutes though

>>160391259
If you through 2018 you'll get to see even more daemons

>>160390297
>>160390012
They still have those stupid islands off the coast of Araby on the map, it's just that Araby is much more compact hence why despite it being Kislev-sized on Warhammer maps we draw it as only being 1-2 provinces on our hypothetical maps

Araby will exist specifically because plopping the Kangz down there with nothing else would be boring

>>160390029
>Adult Elves

Are they gonna include loli elves as well ???

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>>160390536
Take that back you GROBI CUNTI!

>Empire
>344 hours

>Napoopan
>59 hours

>Shogun 2
>439 hours

>Rome 2
>103 hours

>Attila
>4 hours

Why is starting a campaign so fucking boring in Attila?

>>160393126
I only have as many hours in Attila as I do because of my severe byzaboo autism. But then the same goes for most games where they're playable really.

>>160393126
Because the AI refuses to go on the offensive unless you're outnumbered to the point you cannot win and only wants to sit in their cities making every battle a tedious unfun siege.

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>>160393006
Maybe you should try taking Eight Peaks back!

>>160393126

Did they ever fix how awful late game Attila is, where the entire world becomes incapable of producing food?

>>160389257
I wouldn't do it if you're expecting to have contested territory and land disputes with them in the future

So is Skarsnik a masterful strategist and tactician because he's smart or because no one expects a goblin to know basic strategy and tactics?

>>160393603
Both

>>160393126
Because you know you have to deal with the huns and half the map being desolate at some point

>>160393685
I've only played 4 hours and barely know what happens in the game at all, but the start is so tedious with either endless easy sieges with the doomstacks you get at the start, or it's super long tedious sieges since the enemy was given also given a doomstack at the very start

>>160393818
>super long tedious sieges since the enemy was given also given a doomstack at the very start

End game turns into more of this except x10 because muh scourge of god.

Chaos Warriors feel so good to play as in battle. To bad the campaign is medicore.

>orders are to kill everything without a beard
>fighting beastmen, which have plenty of beards
what do?

>>160394126

>Beastmen """""""""""beards"""""""""""

You can bet your ASS your little comment is going in the book.

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It is now Official. Athel Loren is radiant in its resplendence. Delicate young boys cavort for the delight of their mistresses, and the luminescence of sprites and pixies flicker through the enchanted wood. The Sisters of Twilight languorously uncurl from their embrace; panpipes flute a tune of merriment throughout the halls of the summerstrand. The diverting indignities of gorposting and Deep-Thinking Goblins are a receding memory, a windblown fragment of the season past. All Asrai make ready for frolic and improductivity; indolence is the watchword, and none can be found but are feverishly, zealously committed to inactivity.

From the Oak of Ages, the Eternal Queen watches and is warmed by the celebrations of her people. In such a festive air, Orion's rebirth cannot but be imminent; Ariel's handmaidens ceaselessly weave flowers into her hair, presenting an endless procession of styles and and aspects by which their beloved monarch might greet her consort. Those that retain a sense of time and worldly events look to his arrival; Naieth's divinations serve only to confirm what the jubilant atmosphere of the forest makes evident.

Wood Elves Confirmed.

>>160395014
fake and gay

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>>160390720
same 2bh

I want a chubby wood elf ranger girl to sit on peasant girls faces with her big fat sweaty ass after she comes back from a recon mission.

Are principes significantlly better than hastati in Rome?

>>160395014
You are unironically my favorite poster on this general.

>>160395014
>>160395248
This desu.

>>160395219
She can ride my Lumbahfat, if you know what I mean.

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>>160395219
>>160390720
That's a Grudge

Whats a good build for vlad? there's so many options is actually kind of painful knowing I won't be able to get even half of them.

>>160396008
Pure melee and watch him solo just about anything.

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Wood elves better drop tomorrow, fucking bored out of my mind with the other factions

>>160396189
Alright cool. I was thinking of doing the bare minimum to get lightning strike and maybe just unlocking the tier of spells and the rest into melee.

>>160396190

soon* hurr durr im retarded

>>160396190
That guy has no bulge. Even a flaccid penis creates a noticeable bulge in boxers.

>>160396404
Lightning strike is a good idea but if you want spells bring a necromancer or a vampire hero.

>>160396614
Sounds good.

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>>160393462
I feel the grudges overtaking me... IT IS A GOOD PAIN!

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>>160396818
What cha gonna do? Hide in your stuntie holds and write another chapter on me?

>>160396582
Right? I was just thinking that neither of them have dicks because of that. Maybe they're gay?

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>>160396818

>Belefart such a pussy he needs to wear a helmet that also covers his face

Grombrindal is not pleased

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>>160397261
Not even battle pleases Grombrindal.

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>>160397976
>tfw want to play Grombrindal but dont want to play dwarfs

>>160398086
Learn to power through it. Dawi can be fun. You can TAKE BACK EVERY GRUDGE!

>>160398231

Alright fine, rangers or quarrelers?

>>160398383
neither

>>160398383
Thunderers

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>>160397010
I... I've never seen you so close up before. Your features they are... amazing. Say, can we... m-maybe rule eight peaks together?

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>>160398403

>>160398383

Ironbreakers

>>160398383
Get mod that fixes rangers.

Great weapon rangers are amazing.

>>160398552

I've got SFO, does that 'fix' them?

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G O B L I N S

>>160398612
The upgrade that should reduce their reload time instead increases it.

>>160398635
finally. you're the best post in these threads.

So, if the leaks are true, and the 3rd expansion will be chaos-focused, what're the chances of it being based around an End-Times campaign ala Imperator Augustus?

They said each game will be able to be played without the other two, so if the 3rd game is exclusively chaos focused, to me, it only makes sense that it will be End-Times focused with a re-done higher detail map.

>>160398483
Lemme fink about it... NO!

>>160398673
could be the 4th game is about expanding the chaos wastes and the majority of the action takes place there.

>>160398658

Why have they not patched that

>>160398847
hopefully its fixed next week with elves

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>>160398231

Whoa shit, didn't know Grombrindal gets beastman mechanics

>>160398673
I'm more happy for a Harald Hammerstorn hero for Chaos

>>160399670
I mostly stuck with Grungni and Grimnir.

>>160399920
I just want Scylla anfingrimm as a legendary hero.

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>>160374681
GUYS

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y'all got any of them G-G-Grombindal codes?

I bought this yesterday and tried out some Dwarves. What should my ideal stack be? I don't have the dlc units.

>>160400913
Some longbeards, an ironbreaker unit or two, some grudge throwers, and quarrelers against Orcs and undead, beastmen too. Thunderers against Empire and Chaos

>>160401008
And if you can't get longbeards or ironbreakers, just some great weapon dwarfs and normal dwarf warriors work. If you really need early game armor piercing, use miners without blasting charges.

>>160401053
One last thing. Slayers aren't worth it.

>>160398847
Too many charlemagnes.

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GRIMGOR FOUND THE LEEEEEAAAAAAAAAN

Total War Tamriel W H E N

>3 campaigns all using mostly the same overworld of Tamriel

>1st Era campaign with humans on the rise and the elves in decline, ie Falmer vs Nords, Ayleids vs Alessians, Chimer and Dwemer either fighting each other or fighting Nordic invasions
>Late 2nd Era campaign with Talos as the human hero in Cyrodiil and the later factions fighting each other
>4th Era campaign, whatever the fuck they want because its mostly uncharted except the big events

>bonus War of the Red Diamond

>>160398673

Hopefully just as an alternate campaign. I'd prefer the grand campaign just be additions to what we have now, not a total rework.

Why are Irondrakes so fucking good?

Would Krell and Kharn become allies if they met or is Kharn to much of a loony to work with anyone and his constant need to yell giving krell too much of a headache along with being a team killing fucktard?

I wish that the underway was actually a second layer of the campaign map, it could free up a lot of space for surface and underground settlements and you could even justify the whole certain factions can't occupy other factions places because of that. Also, the current map is way too small, why can't CA and GW stop being such kikes and let the map be edited. I just want the different human factions to feel like actual factions.

>>160401831

Our only hope of the Underway getting overhauled is with Skaven being added, otherwise it will forever be shit

>>160401712
Kharne is maximum wildcard.

Unpopular opinion time: I find the Thorgrim campaign more fun than Belegars

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>>160374681

No medieval 3 for you guys sorry

hey how on earth would I edit the in game textures for tw:w, in the same vane of that dirty zombies guy.

>>160402417
I had forgotten about total war arena

>>160401910
The other cool thing is that it would make alliances actually matter. An example would be chaos can't enter the forests or the underway, so they form a unstable alliance with beastmen to clear the forests and skaven to fight the dwarves. The humans ally with the forest elves to deal with the beastmen and dwarves to deal with skaven. Those factions that can access the underway/beastpaths suffer a moral penalty or movement penalty when outside of their "natural area."

And to allow other factions access maybe make it so that they have the diplomatic option to get guides and requires you to be in a military alliance as well. It causes replenishment to be disabled when traveling through these areas and maybe on very hard and legendary adds a big upkeep increase.

>>160402417
NOOOO

>>160402417
DLET THIS

Tolkien Total War when?

>>160403142
never ever never ever

>>160402417
James Susee BTFO

I know I'm super late to the game on this, but i just realized there's a few Arachnarok spider variants that still aren't in.

Like the Goblin Great Shaman mount and one with the catapult.

>>160403142
Maybe when Christopher Tolkien dies.

>>160403142
Not until the Tolkien estate gets desperate for money again.

Even then it will no longer be relevant to the main stream and will probably not do as great as they'd hope. I'd still love to see it though, but we'll have to settle for mods right now.

>>160402417
S-surely Empire 2 then? Or maybe even Renaissance?

>>160403928
Copyright was a mistake. Well, it should only last 10-15 years but then that would take away the gravy train of not doing anything ever again.

>>160400713
A FUCKING LEAF

>>160404284
it's old news, unless there is something hidden in the leaf as it implies a message is left in it

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>>160404284
>>160404361
I FOUND THE HIDDEN MESSAGE

>>160404361
>unless there is something hidden in the leaf as it implies a message is left in it

>"I prepared seeking arrows this morning"

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>rome 2 campaign
>take some no name barbs city in a close fight
>I was outnumbered but managed to beat him
>ran off with very little troops
>forget about him
>comes back with 12 mercenary units

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>>160378403

Actually, no, it has NOT been confirmed for fantasy. The whole fungus thing was explained in 40k, but there have been no mention for Fantasy.

Blood Bowl if I remember correctly has canon female orcs.

>>160400713
>Your Grace

>>160404897
When you go in to conquer a land, you buy out all the mercenaries and send them in first, denying the enemy. Bring an extra general just for this purpose, usually a rookie trying to earn some stars before he earns a true legion.

Anyone have that 'hundred are dead' image with the war priest?

>>160375042
I can get to a GW in two weeks for Thanksgiving, do you think they'll still have my present then???

>>160405657
yeah, I sure learned my lesson
wouldn't that break your bank though?

>Turn 16 on my dwarf campaign
>The dwarfs up north of me wanted to confed and I agreed
>Now both regions are rebelling

i fucked up

>>160378518
>>160379637
WHAT THE FUCK

>>160406037
Just Chaos Things :33333

>>160374898
gimme something good

>>160406223
i'm sorry

>>160406037
Welcome to the world of Chaos 'gifts'

Sometimes it's a rad claw arm that can tear through armor. Sometimes it turns your whole face into a toothed anus.

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>>160406223

>>160406250
;_;

>>160405041
Yes it has: the novel features skarsnik birth and the rulebook says the spores of the greenskins were brought by the ships of the old ones

>>160406223
Anon I...

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>>160406250
>>160406293
>>160406338
pls stop, I don't want to play literally worst faction ;_;

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Will Tombposting heal the scars of months of Elfposting?
Or will Ratfaggotry finish us for good?

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>A FUCKING LEAF

>>160406557
Reddit rats will usher in a new age of memes

>>160406557
>Tombposting
the worst kind of cancer, not even reddit rats are that bad

>>160405964
It depends on what you're doing, I usually don't have many dedicated stacks, and having the mercs go in instead of training and paying dedicated troops can be cheaper. You can also take your two generals, split the single 20 stack you brought, then supplement both armies with mercs and capture two towns at a time.

>>160406553
Just re-roll

>>160374898
bloop

>>160406557
Both will birth new memes, either one could end us.

We can only hope and pray we make it through.

>>160406869
oh god... what does slaanesh even look like?

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>Its a quest battle where enemy spawns reinforcements behind you episode

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>>160406996

Whatever you want it to look like.

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>>160407079

>Posting Incase

Time to fap

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>>160406592
The plaques foretold a disturbance in the posts
The plagues of the vermin will spread cancerous
But after much tribulations there will be resistance
And an ancient god will respond the pleas
Cold blooded vengeance will cleanse the threads

The lizardmemes will go to war

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>>160407079
cool

>>160406869
>>160406996
>69
>96

ANON IS BLESSED BY THE DARK GODS!

>>160398673
Holding out for some good ole Glottkin legendary lords.

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>>160407301
>Kekposting when lizardmen are next
Oh please yes

>>160406823
but that's immoral!

>>160393603
>Smart (for a Goblin)

whats wrong with ungrim

>>160407814
Slayers are shit units, and his campaign traits only benefit Slayers (in that they get cheaper, but not any better).

>>160393603
Mix of both.

Also being a Goblin means he hatches out of the box plans.

>>160406553
>Foreverial tied up and deleitized dwarf

>>160408157
"Out of the box plans"?

>>160407814
Outclassed for combat by Grombrindal, provides no real faction buffs and worst starting units

>>160393126
>Those tedious management system.
>That AI that only ever engages if it has a superior advantage over you.
>Those army lists that are 90% barbs or horse fuckers.
>That lack of unique factions or mechanics.


It sucks because the game plays so much nicer than Rome II in the battles and I love how the sieges and fire mechanics work but everything else is just so fucked.

>>160407814
Shit voice actor, shitty buffs, and slayers suck. And whoever approved the chaos voice acting for marauders should be fired.

Who is Sigmar

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>>160408623
I think the guy on the right

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>>160408432

>tfw wish Rome 2 had the siege mechanics and look of Attila


Never gonna fucking happen which is tragic.

>>160408665
Ancient Empires is the closest you will get muh nig.

Also.

1212AD CAMPAIGN FUCKING WHEN FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>160408367
>"out of the box plans"
>unconventional tactics
jesus it isn't hard

>>160408552
>CA's only barbarian voice actor has been doing the same role for 3 games in a row

>>160408665
There is a Mod for Attila thats trying to turn it into a updated Rome II. I think it's called Ancient Empires? I might be wrong on that though.

So there is hope just a hope thats reliant on modders.

>>160408832
>1212AD and that Lord of the Rings mod both wont have Campaigns

I seriously don't get whats the point then? Like people play Total War for the campaigns not the multiplayer scene.

whats my ideal empire main stack

are steam tanks as dank as they look

>>160408972
>I think it's called Ancient Empires?
Europa Gekokorum

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>>160377694
you didn't read skarsnik novel do you? it's fucking lore and the book explains how the RUNTS reproduce and pop up from the ground. you fucking CUNT

>>160409074
I think the ideal is Great swords/halberds with riflemen and demigryph knights as support. At that point it's your choice of magic/artillery support.

And Steam tanks are pretty nice, just don't let them get swarmed by armor pricing or anti large.

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>>160408661

Sigmar got a bit crazy with the switch to End Times

so what legendary lords for woodelves do you lads think we will get , Ariel, Orion and durthu/Coeddil

I really want a treeman woodelves army pleaseee!

>>160408623
Hes this Conan the Barbarian mother fucker who went around fucking up monsters and evil shit and founded the Empire. Then he started to get tired of the life of a king and set out to do more adventuring and was never seen again.

This lead to people assuming he someone ascended to god hood and they started worshiping him.

>>160409413

>Ariel
Problably not, she's basically a goddess.
>Orion
Has to be entirely tied to season, and he's also basically a god.

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>>160406007
I used a No-Confederating mod , and it fixes a lot of things and made the campaign much more itneresting, a lot more alliances and what not.


I think CA should rework it

>>160409413
Orion and Drycha
LL DLC will include Naestra and Arahan and possibly Durthu

>>160375000

How the fuck are they even alive 115 turns in

Also checked

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:D

>>160379119
Settled but only in Athel Loren. Outside they have massive reduction to global recruitment costs.

>>160409074
General/LL + 19 steam tanks

Go full panzerkorps or go home