Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Maybe sing, you know, shouldn't have been racist?

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SUMMIT WINNERS

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tfw got cucked into shitposting my pasta in the runescape general

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>tiago posting on runescape general

how fucking retarded is this guy

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Now all we need is for RTZ to die/get banned and the massive influx of Twitch kids that came here will finally die off entirely

>>160270556
but only whites can be racist?

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Reminder this is the talent for the summit

>>160270837
what is ppd holding in his hand?

>>160270742
t. Ribbit

Rtz is scientifically our guy.

>>160270556
Except his emote was approved by Twitch staff themselves you cock mongler.
This is just a case of his retarded fanbase mass reporting him since that's a meme apparently for them.

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>>160270837
And here are the brackets

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>>160270837

>OD
>sheever
>fogged
>grant

>no aneedroid
>no llama
>no maut

based OUR JEW does it again

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>>160270837
>only 9 people
good that means they plan on using pros for a lot of casts

>>160270556
There's nothing wrong with racism you dumb redditor.

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>>160270958
>wings vs np immediately
what the fuck man theyre gonna get slaughtered

>>160270921
>Win zero TIs
>Win zero Majors

Even Notail has won a Major. Notail is better than RTZ. Notail would be our guy before RTZ ever could be.

>>160270837
Literally perfect except for the lack of Tobi and Cap

>>160271024
Good

I didn't see anyone mentioning this before so

During last night's stream when the emote was added, mid-game the emotes were removed and sing got an email telling him about it

It said they were removed for COPYRIGHT CONCERNS

>>160270837
I'm glad walmart boy grant actually managing to get something out of his years of sucking up to proplayers and big NA names

>>160271045
That is exactly why he is our guy you fucking tourist.

>>160271086
>It said they were removed for COPYRIGHT CONCERNS

How do you copyright a fucking imageboard meme

>>160271045
>cap good

Can Reddit PLEASE fuck off?

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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>>160271261
Cap is and always has been our boy

>>160270958
>VP vs Ehome
I don't trust VP not to throw so that's going to Ehome

>Wings vs NP
I have a feeling Wings are going to fuck up and NP will take it lol jk Wings win

>DC vs OG
DC looked really shaky after the 2 month vacation. Should be an OG win

>Faceless vs EG
going to be my favorite series since I'm interested to see how Faceless stand up to non-Sea teams

>>160271352
>Faceless vs EG

i am from the future, the ogre gets #rekt

>>160271218
Blizzard owns the right to skeletons mane, who knows what is owned by who anymore

>>160271172
No he's just unironically the most cancerous person in the Esports scene and can only survive on Twitch kids like you since he can't win any prize money.

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>>160271352
>>Faceless vs EG

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Is this gay?

>>160271713
yes but I still fap to it

>>160271674
>>160271352
>>160270958
yeah just like newbee was le best team in le world with le 40 game win streak in le epin meta

then they got to ti6 and got dicked hard against non-t4 chink teams

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>>160271713
Nope

>>160271834
So EG tards are already going hard that Wings is a meme team when their shitters couldn't even beat EHOME and NP?

I suppose you'll be crying honeypot when "our le boy xD" arteezy gets dismantled again

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How do we fix dota

That thread on reddit with white knights and sjw. This shit is only common in west. I live in easter block and we do racist jokes all the time.

Like who cares its just a word. Do they think that there are literally niggers reading thread about sing_sing and FeelsBlackMan and they get happy when he is banned? Like cmon now. Faggots on reddit with that moderator

>>160272015
>-100 mana
has battle hunger ever been a good spell? How do we make battle hunger great?

>>160272137
UGH :/

You are the problem.

>>160272173
Increase the slow

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>>160272137
>That thread on reddit with white knights and sjw.
It's because them retards have been born and fed in an echochamber and their silly mindset have been enabled from day 1

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>>160272358
>cries about echo chamber
>posts /pol/ shit

>>160272137
Remember when hitler tried to kill all jews?
Well he failed, and the jews went and did their thing and turned all white people into degenerate cucks.

>>160272267
what if battle hunger was a stun

>>160272413
I'm sure you know better about brainwashing and conditioning people than a KGB spy trained for that.

Some dunnin kruger brother

>>160272358
Its always the same people. Low inteligent beings that lack social skills. I know these types. Sitting home, blogging cuz they have boring Jobs and want attention. They feel in charge when they can deffend someone by laws and not strength. Cucks and feminists

>>160272540
when did the KGB spy ever say /pol/ was not brainwashing morons?

>>160271261
Cap has been the light on years of casting darkness

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>Forev loses major with Secret.
>goes to MVP.
>Swaps out with Reisen.
>back in MVP.
Nice fucking system valve.

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This should be the last d2g.
lets just stop.
see you all in reddit making dead gorilla jokes

reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7MA25sZJbQ&feature=youtu.be&t=2984

>>160273153
the substitute rules are so stupid, completely open to abuse

>>160273153
I wonder what team will be the first team to use this on all five players, a new roster yet not DQ'd.

lul

>play riki
>enemy wards their entire jungle and midlane before 10 min

did I win?

Slavs never get offended by racist jokes. Anyone from slav or V4 country will confirm this. But in the west whites get offended by nigger jokes.

WAKE ME UP

>>160273553
give me your best nigger jokes /d2g/

>>160270837
Remove Grant and Sheever, add Cap and Synderen

>>160271713
Why is she always drawn with a dick?

>>160273721
hotter that way

>>160273721
>she

>>160273646
OBONGO

>>160273646
Whats the difference between nigger and bag? The bag

>>160273932
the bag is useful

>>160273646
How many niggers do you need to start a riot?
-1

>>160274091
lmao

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https://www.twitch
.tv/beyondthesummit

Esports?

>>160273646
why should you never laugh when you see a nig in a car? could be yours

>>160273646
A priest, a rabbi and a black man walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "What is this, a joke?"

is there any point to playing when you're literally below 2k? like, I can't get out of 1.7. How can I improve when every game is a bunch of people who don't know how to play? like...should I make a new account and just wait to calibrate?

>>160274091
i hope you don't mind me posting this on reddit for karma and gold :^)

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>>160274169
Pretty good

>>160274202
keep playing for 3 more years

>>160274202
Git gud

New account wont do shit if you can't git gud. At 1.7k you should be able to all but solo carry your team to victory. I got out of 1.7k by playing supports and offlaners. I got to 3k just by spamming supports.

>>160274202
what is your expectations?

i can tell you right now what you experience now is the same thing you'll find at 2k and 3k

>>160274164
my niggers aren't allowed to drive

>>160274128
>Poland vs European Union
what did they mean by this?

>>160274252
it's all yours, my le friend

>>160273646
What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A park bench can support a family

R E M I N D E R
TOP TIER
ANNEEDROID
SYNDEREN
DRASKYL
JAMES

GOOD NOT GREAT
MERLINI
TOBI
CAP

MEH
SHEEVER
REDEYE
WINTER
KOTLGUY
BLITZ

PLEASE NO
LD
MAUT
PURGE
ODPIXEL
NAHAZ
GODZ

shit bait

>>160274475
the ones that really hurt are the best

>>160274490
>Annedroid
>top tier
bait

In what lane do heroes like Sven go?

t. newfag

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what items should i build on slark vs this heroes

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>it's a Wings win again episode

>>160274587
read the new players guide in the op and lurk more

>>160274587
mid don't let anyone tell you otherwise

>>160274587
the longest one

>>160274585
>8.5/10
the math makes sense my nig

>>160274260
the summation of these games is that after the laning phase no matter what i do, my team and the enemy team (about 75% of this bracket is peru) just bunch up as 5 and fight mid or wherever. And they stay there for just, up to 20 minutes. Most of it floating on one line waiting for someone to initiate somewhere for a fight to break out.

If I carry, my cores feed. If I support, my cores feed. Even if they get a few kills during this "mid game", everyone manages to come out of it supremely underleveled because they just sat 4 or 5 together. And then no one takes towers or rosh no matter how much I ask.

I want to improve at the game but I find it frustratingly impossible like this. I don't feel like I'm ever going to get out of this bracket this way.

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>>160274749
Spam Sven
Learn when to ult blink stun
Collect tears
These are the kinds of teams you'll be facing. These are the kinds of teams that clump up and die to Sven.

>>160274654
fuck reading

>>160274585
nah she's a better caster than 75% of the total shit we have to listen to usually
>purge overanalyzes fucking every minor detail to the point that i want to stab him
>godz is a fucking golem
>ld and maut are the most disgusting looking and sounding people on planet earth
>none of these casters have any dota intelligence usually and miss entire subtleties of the game

>>160274875
then by all means listen to these responses

>>160274669
>>160274679

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>>160274908
Look I get you like chub but let's not go crazy here

>>160275421
she's really ugly, I just think she's a good caster.
d2g just can't talk about a female caster without mentioning how female she is, which is really immature. what will you guys do when a tranny player enters the scene

>>160275543
Fall in love probably

>>160274610
Linken's Sphere

>>160273646
what connects the nigger to the tree ?
the rope

>>160274908
>ld and maut are the most disgusting looking and sounding people on planet earth
>none of these casters have any dota intelligence usually and miss entire subtleties of the game
but both of those perfectly describe her?

>>160275543
>I think she's a good caster
that's where you are wrong though. Listen to her cast and the dumb shit she says. Her only redeeming feature is talking fast for play-by-play and even then if you don't like her voice then she has nothing to offer.

>>160275543
she struggles hard with hype casting, mostly because as she tries to create suspense all she does is speak louder and faster.

she isnt a good co-caster because she has zero insight

she isnt a good token female cause shes fat and anytime i see her on the panel she doesnt say a word unless someone specifically caters to her

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tfw no snake hero that coils you to death

>>160275543
literal 1k mmr shitter opinion
please never post here again

4 games lost in a row when does forced 50 make me win again?

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No more singsing strim

>>160275936
Is this the valley of death or what? Looks unreal with the amount of snakes.

>>160276071
it's coming back NEVER

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>>160276086
I think that was from Galápagos or Madagascar

>>160275936
>Surviving a 5 man gank

post examples of good Dota casts I'll start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oxju9HHMrA

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>G2A vs EGB showmatch
>chat is nothing but turks

>>160274490
The juicebox man is clearly #1

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>>160276476
what the fuck is going on

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>>160276453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idEUCU6SDoU

just go listen to TI2

dota2 casting peaked in TI2
the game peaked at TI3

its a corpse now

>>160276453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnpbZdQYTOo

OFFICIAL THREAD MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUv9KJ2rQ2M

>>160276476

Is it because they are shady sites based in Cyrpus?

>This will be the longest patch in Dota if they keep the December 12 promise.
Good lord.

>>160276679
It was a great patch. So many metas through, even the illusion spam meta that emerged lately got countered hard.

Good shit

>>160276728
ye i like the part where they removed SD from the game
>inb4 hes still good lkao

https://twitter.com/KBBQDotA/status/798338101189832707

so why the fuck is bulba at the summit for?

>>160276978
Obviously a sub for TEAM NP.

How fucking stupid of a faggot are you

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>>160276679
remember that time before the earth + ember spirit update that ended up being the longest time before a patch and hero at that time? and EVERYONE was complaining?
then like every patch after that kept taking more and more time to come out and nobody cared
this happens constantly, like begging for diretide to barely even caring by now, like the bitchfest about alpine ursa then 0 complaining about the shit coming out now like the jugg set

i don't think anyone fucking cares anymore

>>160275543
fast talker =/= good caster
also she speaks so quiet all the time.. no matter what she says it's neither interesting or hype

>>160276978
>Bulba is now sabotaging Ehome
can anyone stop him

>>160277078
fuck off you cringey RETARD.

>>160276978
He's a good boy

Everyone loves him behind the scenes

You don't know what it's like

>>160276546
except tobi still casts, hes just as shit now as he was then

sounds like you're just stuck in the past anon

>>160277235
>cringey
Yeah I'm the retard lol.

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lol

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Buy 1 and get 3 free FYM Hot Sauce™

>>160277403
LD was pretty good back in the day though or at least better than now. Lumi was always hot garbage. I think Syndern leaving really hurt since him and Tobi were a great casting duo and Cap + Blitz was always the better combo for joindota

>>160277521
why would I want a jersey with gg bet and FYM hotsauce written over it

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>>160277521
>look at BTS page
>fym link already on it

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gustav blocked me lads

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Only good caster in the scene nowdays is xyclopzz
You know this in your heart to be true

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reminder that you are only allowed to have "correct" opinions as decided by your overlords

its 2016 for gods sake

>>160277657
I used to hate him and I still do

>>160277657
memes and funny accent!

>>160277625
what?

>>160277861
LD already got FYM to sponsor BTS

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>>160277654
Did you tell him he's the shitter on OG and Nara is a slut?

I wish he would fucking leave OG already why couldn't we get Bulldog.

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seriously what the fuck is happening in the bts stream
who invited these turks

>>160277908
FYM aren't even a big company what.

>>160277919
are they real teams or random shitters? Also funny how LD allows G2A still despite them being hated by fucking everyone. Anything to earn a shekel I guess

>>160277919
Stop being racist. Turks are human just like you.

>>160278012
>>160277919
its a EGB vs G2A showmatch


LD needs money guys.

>>160277910
>Bulldog is good
we share the same waifu so I ignore you everytime but goddamn you're an idiot

>>160274490
TOP TIER
godz
ld

GOOD NOT GREAT
merlini
cap
purge
winter

MEH
synd
draskyl
james
blitz

PLEASE NO
everyone else

>>160278108
>we share the same waifu
the fuck? Fuck off.

Top tier: GrandGrant
Shit tier: everyone else

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Guys?

>>160278163
TOP TIER
TA
Lina
Luna
WR
LC

GOOD NOT GREAT
Winter Wyvern
Mirana
Venge
PA
QoP

MEH
Spectre
Naga
Ench
DP

PLEASE NO
Broodmother
CM
Medusa

>>160278403
get fucked adelaide

TOP
od
purge
cap

SHIT
merlini
tobi
mautism

>>160278403
Fuck redditfugee, off we're full.

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>>160278403
Is this one of those times where we pretend half the thread aren't reddit shitters fucking the place up?

>>160270909
that would be salt.

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>This is Slack's wife
interesting

>>160278571
redditors believe everyone uses that shit website so they see nothing wrong with coming over here and talking about it. delusional little faggots

>>160278672
has been for a while.

>>160278403
fuck off

>>160278893
GOLEM GET YE GONE

fishing for (you)s should never be this easy

>>160278893
This shit used to be posted all the time along with stay hydrated. Probably saved my life.

>>160278717
I see 2 autist in that pic guess the other one
hint: he's a manlet

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkz_DpLeQbE
what does /d2g/ think of NPfu?

>>160279129
You mean reinessa? Generic cosplay slut.

>>160279129
is she still dating 1437?

>>160278527
Really stretching for that one

>>160279270
Is she a dude? No? Then 1437 isn't dating her.

>>160279129
The nose knows

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>>160279129
holy shit this bitch got involved with a dota pro faster than this guy?
https://youtu.be/p_mUedlaHiE

>>160279291
Theres is no need for this vitriol

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>>160279346
explains a lot

>>160279468
EL PEDERAST OF INDIAS

>>160279572
"He's" 'Rose' now, shitlord

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>>160279291

>>160279468
is that markiplier?

ill have you know ive been here since summer and despite being 18 i am an oldfag

>>160279305
https://www.reddit.com/user/outrageously_smart on any other site I'd know this to be a troll but it's reddit so who knows

Are there any polish boys here?
How do I communicate with them? Any phrases that will help me?

Thanks for help in advance

inb4 kurva much

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>>160275936
Boy he was gone

>>160279860
I don't fucking care

So this is where ""our guy"" singsing's fans are huh?

>>160280038
yeah just tell them to shut the fuck up or speak english

>>160280076
voulez-vous couches avec moi ces soir?

I have played 43 normal matches and am still at level 10. wtf am I doing wrong?
also, when a game goes 'safe to leave' do I get any trophy points from it?

>>160279305
but jews arent a race

>>160280349
>wtf am I doing wrong?
posting here

i think you are all stupid, thoughts?

>>160280519
this is my first time posting here

>>160280365
melonzz is straming right now

>>160280671
refer to my earlier post >>160280519

>/d2g/ is now reddit

Fuck you guys. I will kill this place.

>>160280789
>I will kill this place
not so fast kiddo *graves thread*

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>two asians, two shitskins and Jesus Christ

>>160280775
why shouldn't I be posting here?

>>160280963
god bless

>>160280963
best what west can offer

>>160280963
that's nicolas cage though

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>>160280963
You got a problem with anime?

>>160281085
why you repeating what he said anon?

>>160281085
he thinks winning TI will give him access to the national treasures

>>160280963
man he looks like the jewest jew that ever jewed

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>>160281304
>avery silverman

could it be...

>>160281487
What role does he play

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>>160281487
is pic related his pro set?

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swindlezz's stream is probably the most entertaining stream around

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>>160281565
>>160281487
huh but thats anti semittism you cant do that

>>160281850
what if chen couldn't honk

>>160281839
zfreek go to bed

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>>160281850
trump is president now i can do whatever i want

>>160281973
It's funny as fuck, passive-aggressive NA dota mixed with massive rants

>>160281973
is zfreek just stuck with swindle for the rest of his life? I imagine he has a huge amount of hatred for him boiling up.

>>160270837
>No purge
Xd

>>160282052
Hey rabbi, whatcha doing?

Will Mr. Donald make twitch great again?

>>160282084
>be a legit tier 2 support, borderline tier 1
>stuck on TOP 3 NA TEAM forever

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>>160282163
Ronald McDonald is already doing a good job with Envy it seems

>tfw everyone on the internet calls you a white nigger

HAS ANYBODY EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW RUSSIANS FEEL

>>160282386
if you don't want to feel like a nigger then stop being one

>>160282343
Who is the Ronald McDonald of dota 2 champs

>>160282386
>russian
>feeling
nice try ivan

Does ranked mmr take in "pub mmr" when calibrating?

>>160282386
blyat

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>allow 4chan on adblock
>get this

never again

>when you aghs ult the same player three times in a row as necrophos

oh bby

this is absolutely abusive

>>160282386
nahooy ti eto napisal
yea I feel you comrad

Who's watching our guy Melonzz's stream?

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>>160282876
Poor kyle has so much passion for the game

I can't even beat the computer on normal in WC3 what the fuck every time I'm about to kill an unit it dances it away.

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Why is Melonzz stream so comfy lads?

>>160282386
>tfw asian nigger

pinoy life is suffering

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>>160273549
Most likely. If you managed to steal their jungler's last hits, even better.

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>>160278672
She looks just like him
A slightly fatter, bigger toothed female version of him
The sad part is he could honestly have done so much better
Slacks, you really, really didnt have to settle for this ugly fat bitch

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>tfw you're enjoying swindlestream and suddenly realize it's fucking swindlemelonzz
Glad I fucking closed the stream in time, can't believe I was nearly sucked in. No way I'm watching this shitter play.

Who here watching Grubby stream?

Who here watching Sing stream?

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WR is best girl

>>160282698
the japs warned us, hiro is a fucking kike

Who here watching their pathetic life waste away before their eyes?

Who here watching /d2g/ but not participating in discussion?

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>>160283759
me

>>160283563
this

she's like a 4 on her best day, slacks could easily pull a 6 at his current state

if he actually lost weight and had a semblance of fitness... a damn shame

why don't people pick support naga vs sven?

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>>160283759
stop anon

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who here watching blue mountain state?

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>>160283759
>>160283839
me

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>>160283759

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>>160283759
this guy

>>160284071
>tfw remember redit bullied her
How can any heterosexual gentleman be against these kind of streams

You know if everyone cared about dota as much as swindle it would probably be a better place

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What's next for him?

>>160284476
I am not against
it is just on the wrong site in my opinion. There are plenty of places for this kind of content

>>160284564
a real job and life

>>160284476
Because it's labelled as "dota" and not "some bitch dancing like an idiot"

Who should I bet on?

https://www.sportsinteraction.com/esports/dota-2-betting/

>>160284597

agree with you anon

but hey, who is twitch to refuse the money of thirsty virgin autists?

>>160284564
>him

>>160284685
gambling is for mooks

>>160284597
why do you care exactly
it doesn't stop other content from existing
it doesn't force you to watch her

>>160284732
I know, but I won $1,500 betting on Trump using a deposit bonus, so now I need to place $3,600 worth of bets in order to collect.

So far I'm up $300 on NFL/NBA bets, but I'm wondering if there's an opportunity here.

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>>160284852
House always wins dipshit, you'll end up with nothing

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>>160284852
>won $1,500 betting on Trump using a deposit bonus, so now I need to place $3,600 worth of bets in order to collect

>>160284950
I know, but I need to bet to get past the rollover.

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>>160284564
reforming the worst dota team in the world

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>>160284852
>so now I need to place $3,600 worth of bets in order to collect
you are so fucked

>>160284852
bet like $100 on the favored team on any thing that is like 0.95 to 0.05

do it a little bit at a time so if they throw you are good still

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>>160285041
QPAD?

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Literally what is the point of clinkz?
Invoker does everything he does and much more.

>>160282386
Well, at least Twitch doesn't care about Russian Twitch chat. At that point I guess some of them would literally die from being triggered by racism, sexism, and other stuff discussed there if they could understand a thing.

>>160285175
2GD B-team*

>>160285231
Honestly why are even other heroes at all. It should all be Invokers 5v5.

>>160284685
Okay, so someone want to tell me what here is a good bet?

https://www.sportsinteraction.com/esports/dota-2-betting/

>>160285329
Don't meme me.
Typical invoker build is literally clinkz but better.

>>160285384
invoker doesn't rush deso or soulring at all

>>160285041
Black, Kuro and Teabun are already on teams though

30 days today without being able to report. This game is fucking broken.

>>160285418
because he has goodDeso and doesn't need soulring since he's not shit

>>160285418
he could

>>160284773
well girls like her take up the spot in top streams so people click when they go to dota 2 tab instead of other good players streams.

And what bothers me is that girls Can go to other sites with this exact content and earn money,but good players can't. They have to compete with boobies for money.

>>160275543
>tries to make trump jokes
>biased in cast
>talks over casters with more insight
She's shit

>>160285365
Do you not realise you're being played? You're never getting any money.

Can anyone explain to me how to actually carry a feeding team? I'm 3.6k and I've spent a couple months trying to spam ranked to reach 4k. I maybe gain 100 mmr per 2 weeks, does it normally take this long to grind mmr?

I usually spam arc warden or storm, even if I am having a really good lane and feeding off the other teams retards I cannot get my team to stop blindly running into obviously warded spots or bad teamfights. When you have an 0-6 offlane Earthshaker 10 mins in, what can you even do? I have to settle for ratting the majority of my games because one teammate will go 0-7 before I have my midas. It doesn't help that they feed away from the tower so I cannot come save them.

>>160285646
Still gotta try nigger

>>160285721
have you tried not being 3k trash?

Imagine if pie chose to stay on kaipi...

>>160285871
suck my cock dude

what are we watching? I'm watching comfy wc3 strim until a better option comes along. the graphics are maximum muh nostalgia :3

>>160282932
cancel looks so young in this pic

>>160285721
gank the damn offlane

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>>160285737
so easy to play these goys

>>160282932
If Kyle got rid of acne he would be a 9/10 tbqh

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>>160285737
Good go- I mean friend

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>>160285890
Yeah, he wouldn't have won any money like he did this weekend!

>>160286241
>tfw ywn be one of the chosen people
>ywn be invited to the secret world domination reunions
feels bad man

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Uhhhh dotards?
Care to explain?

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>>160286339
>go on /d2g/ for the first time of the day
>last post is Soe


I think it's a sign that I should marry her.

tfw no cute dota gf

IS THE SUMMIT A HONEYPOT LAN Y/N?

we need to establish this right now

>-is it ok if i use this emoteicon?
>"yah, thats allright"
>-ok cool
>"ok we changed our mind, you are banned"
>-but you just approv-
>"no, you are banned"

whats the point in having to approve stuff if you get banned for it anyways? isnt the approval system there to prevent just that?
these fucking systems of "justice" has the opposite effect. it tricks people they are safe.

How does Melonzz do it?

>>160286743
depends if eg win or not

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>>160282386
>HAS ANYBODY EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW RUSSIANS FEEL
Are you serious?
Fuck no we havent rofl

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>>160286702
tfw no pure cm gf to waifu and build a family on a farm with

>>160271024
lower bracket comeback victory for NP calling it now

>>160286743
Of course it's a honeypot. EG is going to be there.

>>160286515
you are only good with certain champions? what am i missing?

>>160286746
That's not even the full story

>-is it ok if i use this emoteicon?
>"yah, thats allright"
>-ok cool
>"ok we changed our mind, your new emoticons have been removed cuz 'copyright concerns'"
>-but you just approved them?
ONE DAY LATER
>"good morning. you are banned"

>>160286743
You know the formula dude

EG win = not honeypot
EG lose = honeypot

>w33:NA Dota
>w33:10/10
What did he mean by this?

>>160286928
Most powerful region.

>>160286854
>>160286746
twitch is run by liberals who all have different opinions

shit like this happens all the fucking time, I bet in half a year the emote will get re-added

Anyone have LD rubbing his hands together?

>>160282386
>HAS ANYBODY EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW RUSSIANS FEEL
i thought Russians couldn't feel at all since even though you flame them to oblivion they keep searching for english mms.
whats up with that anyways?
Why do they refuse to look for games on their own fucking servers? ok if you can speak english good enough to be understood but you fucking never do, all you do is writing your fake runes thinking someone will understand you.

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>>160287019

Hello. I wanted to make custom game, dotalike but with final fantasy characters. How hard is to make custom games?

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>>160287050
not quite

>>160286746
>>160286854
That's not even the full story's final form:

>-is it ok if i use this emoteicon?
>-distracted by potatoes or something
>"yah, thats allright"
>-ok cool
>-1billion reports later
>-notices emoteicon
>"ok we changed our mind, you are banned"
>-but you just approved them?
ONE DAY LATER
>"good morning. you are banned"
>"?"
>"dont question mark"

>>160287136
delete this

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>>160287050

>>160287227
Nono the copyright concerns part is important cause they can't even be upfront about it and it proves that it's just some rogue shit-for-brains who tried to find whatever rule in the rulebook to get those emotes out and DMCA of all things was it

>people like Sing
>people legitimately think le so randumb reddit man is hilarious
>gets banned

Good. He's the epitome of all the twitch kid garbage and LE RANDOM REACTIONS AND SHOUTING SO FUNNY

Literally the pewdiepie of Twitch. Maybe he will go broke now without twitch money from 14 year olds seeing as he can't win any prize money.

>>160287321
wtf that's sexist why hasn't this man be thrown in jail yet

>>160287384
whats wrong with pewdiepie?

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>whats wrong with pewdiepie?

>>160287384
>hating on our guy

>Swindlez has nearly 2k viewers right now
woah what the fuck happened
last I saw his stream he barely broke 100 viewers

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>>160287618
All the english speaking streamers are at the summit or banned so people get to see some PASSION

Can someone post the Annedroid "i'm a solid 8.5" meme please, i need it for other memes

>>160287618
literally fucking NOBODY relevant is streaming right now
it's all desperate people wanting to watch some dota that isn't that cuck waga

/ourguy/ power ranking

>arteezy
>zai
>BSJ
>slacks
POWER GAP
>swindlezz
>singsing
>universe
>EE
POWER GAP (reddit tier)
>clq
>charlie
>LD
>nahaz
>anne
>any and all other anime

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>>160287487

>>160286515
why did you abandoned that game

>>160287859
HOW IS THIS ALLOWED I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

>barnyyy so dead he's not even getting namedropped anymore

rip...