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/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Corgis in scarves
>The greatest AME of all time
>Count Chocula has risen

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz
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First for good admins.
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>Law 1. Maintain the station.
>Law 2. Reduce expenses.
>Law 3. Obey the Captain.
>Law 4. Maximize revenue.
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>infection sting
>last ditch effort
>lose all ling abilities
>take control of another player
>gradually regain base abilities over time
y/n?
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>>160234647
>Nuklearcellphoneg/(Big Boss) has made 10 pills, each named 'Emergency Treatment Nontoxic' and containing 1.5u of kelotane, 1.5u of dermaline, 3u of bicaridine, 3u of tricordrazine and 1u of dexalinp

>>160234724
Changeling needs to be completely redone. No sense in poking it before then.
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>>160234649
why the long hiatus corporate-rewrite-anon?
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>>160234724
No
Instead we should have an ability where the ling causes volatile reactions in their body and expends a huge amount of energy in a final dying act, making the room he performs the ability into a hellish ZAS machine of fire and flames
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>has made 2 pills,

>each named 'Everything except Water'
• 2.5u of tungsten
• 2.5u of sulfur
• 7.5u of space_drugs
• 2.5u of sodium
• 5u of hyronalin
• 5u of anti_toxin
• 5u of fluorosurfactant
• 1.5u of sacid
• 2.5u of phosphorus
• 7.5u of thermite
• 2.5u of methylin
• 0.5u of fluorine
• 2.5u of copper
• 0.5u of carbon

>>160234806
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not really sure.
Never left the thread though.
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>>160234991
ISHYGDDT
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>>160234382
1st for:

>BILL "LOL GIV ME A NAZI HARDSUITE GOD, BUT DONT MAKE FAT " HUDSON
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REMINDER
FINDING AND CLEANING THE PIRATE SHIP TAKES LESS THAN 3 MINUTES WITH A JETPACK
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>>160232789
>AI call the shuttle Im bored
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I'm sorry Bird Crusaders.

In the end, ZAS was stronger than my willpower.

I tried to offer God my soul to save the rest but he didn't want it
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>>160234724
I would prefer some form of ling test to be added, and lings made more powerful to compensate. Change it from 2 hours of sec shooting the wrong guys and all lings 0 genomes into a race against time to find the culprit before it becomes unstoppable.
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Nth for Cargonia is the most autistic out of all the departments.
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bats
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Nth for I'm contractually obligated to shill snowmap
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I just have ling on so I can antag without fucking with the ling stuff.
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Aspiring bomb artiste here, can someone tell me the volume of a plain old oxygen tank so I can check my math?
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>>160235250
>Not science or engi/atmos
Cargo can do fun things and get away with it becuase they are never held to anything. Anything they do above opening crates with emitters is considered magic.
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>>160235175
Please tell me those quotes are real
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>>160235672 https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
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>>160235469
I also endorse this product or service.
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is there a way to break someones bones by hitting them with something like an unactivated stun prod or something with alot of brute damage?
kinda wanna be that corrupt officer that breaks a suspect leg as I bring them in and just say he fell down some stairs
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>>160235962 c >>160235845
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>>160236020
You are so helpful
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>>160235962
>Arrested for breaking into medbay by Shitfaced cop.
>Shitface yells "I AM THE LAW".
>Breaks my other leg because I was going to medical to get the first one fixed after he wanted to search me on code green without reason.
>Ahelp: Help sec griffing me.
That gimmick is going to fall flat to the first ahelp.
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>>160235708
>tfw I play QM most of the time as of lately just because I can dick around and do funny shit with the 5,000 free bucks and the bunch of free building shit I can get
>tfw all I need to do to keep the department ran is toss a Cargo Tech like 1000 space dollars to run the department while he does his own thing

I'm a horrible person arent I?
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Security already constantly gets away with murdering innocents, I don't see why he couldn't get away with breaking some legs
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>>160236293
I dunno, I do nothing but build bombs in sci lately, I don't think it matters
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I believe I have stumbled on the reason for ss13 server feuds and many other human conflicts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism_of_small_differences
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>>160235962
Bone breaking works like: If a limb goes over a certain damage number (varies per limb, but always the same for all limbs of that type), instabreak
Weapon used doesn't matter, 0 chance to break before that magic number
Usually by the time you get to that number, you have a very nasty bleed going on

So: Yes, but you NEED to have gauze ready so the guy doesn't bleed to almost death, and it will take a few good whacks, and he will probably need bicaridine from the sleeper because he will be pretty beat up, no way around it
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>>160236545
>you NEED to have gauze ready so the guy doesn't bleed to almost death
Correct me if I'm wrong, but fractures and breaks also bleed a lot right?
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So, I have been gone for a few months.

How are the waifus nowadays?
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>>160237943
Waifuposting has died down a lot, we're back to just whining about whatever player/admin of the day did something to enrage the thread
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Who are the best engineers to learn from?
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>>160238171
Bill Hudson
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So when is ______getting deadminned?
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>>160237881
No, but fractures cause damage when you move around.

>>160238171
Whichever MoMMI has the most impressive hat.
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>>160237943
The obnoxious "look at me I'm a slutty waifu" waifus have mostly gone away. There are still waifu statics that just act like normal people though.

In other words, the server has much higher quality waifus now at the expense of quantity.

Very little waifuposting occurs in the thread lately compared to pre-Bill
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>>160238330
>pre Bill

Wew boy
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Dr.Celt needs to be deadminned.

The Chaplain was purposely blocking me with his wheelchair, and then he meta commd with his admin friend to make me fat.

That's not fair at all.

I RP as an Aryan warrior, and if you google images of Aryan warrior you will notice none of them are fat. This was done as a meta grudge against me because they know that this is the gimmick I am going for in my course of play.

I will reascend my deadmin request if Celt acknowledges he was wrong, and that making a player fat is abuse of admin powers. How can I even fix the solar panels for Hitler and run around maint without getting Zasd while I search for antags if I cant wear my hard suite?
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>>160238403
I began spess just after the last purge. The Bill incident is the only significant waifu event I am aware of that occurred recently. Also there seemed to be a good amount of waifu-posting before that time and not a whole lot after.

Please tell me if I'm getting something wrong here
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>>160238403
http://hastebin.com/zujowebaru.hs

https://youtu.be/a730vEbqpSo
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>one room of the station still has power and a few people chilling out in sofa chairs while the rest is depowered, depressurized, filled with space carp and aliens and blobs, and about to be plasmaflooded
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>>160235962
Put them on an operating table, help saw on leg, switch hands.
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>>160235962
>My gimmick is breaking your legs because im a bad cop XD
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>>160238734 Sure, if by "Operating Table" you mean Table... and if by "Saw" you mean Pipe Tomahawk.
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>>160238562
Go to bed Bill.
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I'm surprised that steal an RCD is still an objective considering all you need to do is hack an autolathe, and nobody would arrest you for having an RCD, most of the time
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>>160239802
>Steal a piece of corgi meat
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>save some burned up guy in medbay
>Drag possibly braindead guy from the escape lobby onto the shuttle
>turn to go back and grab a piano
>mfw the shuttle launched right when I stepped off of it
Sorry to the guy who's naked dead body got spaced by the airlock while I tried to bring you inside
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>>160239836
that needs to be changed to be specifically ian
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Let's say that hypothetically I was working on an SS13 fightan gaem. What would you guys wanna see in it?
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>>160240156
All job roles has 2 fighters, 1 regular version and 1 traitor version for each
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>>160240156
Clunky movement.
Lag
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>>160240253
Nah, traitor should be the token "random each round" character.
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>>160234382
Daily Reminder that Ahelping is for losers, and Admins don't actually want to hear you whine about how the antag killed you with an E-sword.
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>>160240409
>>160240253
I was thinking traitor should be a mode that activates, like the V-Trigger in SFV or the Dragon Install in Guilty Gear.

The random guy that plays like Double should be the changeling
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>>160240156
vox trader that fights with a pilfered egun
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>>160240808
Nah, make the Chaplian do that. Sting McLings should have ling powers.
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>>160240156
One character per division.
Greytide-- Assistant
Service --Chef
Security-- Detective
Medical-- Geneticist
Engineering-- Station Engineer (alt skins are Shaft Miner, Chief Engineer and Atmos Tech)
Science-- Scientist
Joke Character-- Clown
Gimmick Character-- Trader
Mid-boss-- Changeling
Final Boss-- Wizard
Super Boss-- Diona on Creatine
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>>160241000
you just...... dont get it...........it was self...defense...jews lmao.........
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Did we get a bunch of new people recently or did I just start playing at a different time?
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>>160241213
How would Ling Sting work in a fightan game though?

>>160241369
Should include every job in the game.
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Security Dream Team
>HoS: Megurine Luka
>Warden: Caleigh Stall
>Security Officer: Trinity Prewitt
>Detective: Naomi Williams

None of these players play anymore.
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Why are plasmamen still a thing? They are OP as fuck and whoever plays them is a powergamer shitter
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>>160241384
I feel like I personally am like 40% responsible for the stereotype in that image
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>>160241651
Gee, I wonder what drove them off, you fucking sperg.
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>>160241427
>Should include every job in the game.
Nah. Too many jobs, too few in game toys.
And indie games have fewer Developer resources to go around.
Also, dodges the "different jobs on different servers kerfuffle".

>>160241369
Clown should be Gimmick Character, Trader should be Joke Character.
Head of Personnel should be a skin for the Greytide Role, as should cardborg.
Science should be Roboticist. Also the obligatory puppet character (w/ a borg).
If service isn't going to be Chef, *someone* should slip with a stolen mop bucket.

>>160241718
They're a strict downgrade of Humans, that roundstart with a suit.
Almost everyone has access to a suit. Almost everyone else will get one if they ask.
It's really only a decent trade off for greyshirts.
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>>160241718
>50% vulnerability to the most common damage type in the game
>can't wear anything besides their specialized suits
>ugly
>no asimov

in exchange for

>no bleeding (good but you're brittle as fuck anyways)
>no need for air (non problem)
>no need for food (non problem)
>free spacesuit (anyone could make a ghetto spacesuit that works just as well in under 5 minutes)
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>>160242039
Plasmen do need to breath.
If you somehow run out of Plasma Gas, you'll have a really nasty time trying to get more without decent access.
(Access you wouldn't have if you were playing a role that benefits from plasmeme suits)

Plasmen also need to eat.
Can't eat food though. So have fun syringing Nutriment.

And the ghetto spacesuit is way worse than the plasmeme one.
Not to mention that you're wasting 5 minutes of the early game by not gathering tools.
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>>160239802
>>160239836
People rarely do objectives anymore because it has nothing to entice the player to go for them.
Lately its just become poverty bombings, murderbones, plasma flood or do nothing.

I remember people would leave the game at the start if they didnt get traitor. Luckily thats bannable.

>>160238562
Its preferred by the admins to avoid doing anything Nazi related. For a lengthy duration months ago I would use a character named Adolf Hitler, the character was styled RP set quite well if not a little underwhelming.
I didn't go about being anything out of the ordinary but instead I spent the shift as a doctor and I had completed everything from cryo and cloning to fridge and surgery.
About an hour into the shift I was turned into a black man with an afro. Luckily the other doctors and gene-scientist were very kind because they reconverted my character to its old previous look in less than a minute.
Unfortunately back and forth converted and reconverted and this went on for 30 minutes into nearly an hour.

I can only think they want to deter people from choosing uncreative roles.
The lesson of this story is make something different.
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>>160242023
Devguy (although I haven't actually started anything yet, just ideas) here.

EVENTUALLY I'd like to have all the jobs represented, but that's a far ways off. What I'm hoping for is to have 8 or so characters to start with, and then build up from there.

I've had some ideas on character designs too, although some ideas here seem good to work with.

For example of what I was thinking: there could be two assistants. One represents the new player who's confused about what to do, and the other is a greyshit with the gas mask and all.

I'd like more input on how the game should play, rather than character ideas. Street Fighter is very different from Guilty Gear, which is different from BlazBlue, which is different than King of Fighters, etc.
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>trading documents with other traitor
>tfw he ends up fucking you up when he gets caught
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>>160242725
Since this is just getting into /agdg/ stuff, I say just try to make a MUGEN mod for starters.
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>>160241954
I'm a sperg?

Says the sperg!!
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>>160243007
I guess. I just wanted to know what the people from here wanted in a spess fightan.
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>>160243204
It's really not likely that your project will be widely enjoyed, or that it'll even be finished. Strive to create maybe four characters and some backgrounds first, then see how much you want to make this thing.
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To Mr. Strange, you can just use your ID on the APC and divert power to equipment. There was still power in the battery, enough to recall the shuttle, but it needed to be diverted, something ONLY you could do, since you had all the Captain-access IDs on the station. Sorry for killing you, man, honestly.
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HoP was an asshole that last round
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>tfw the clown captain orders you to sit your ass down in telescience and save lives.
I never thought telescience would be that fun. I just wish there was more space for me to make a comfy lounge while waiting for people to save. Is it looked down upon to max suit sensors on a braindead clone or dead body (braindead or otherwise useless of course) and use it to probe for structures in space with the crew monitor?
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>>160243204

Everyone knows it's just some dumb ideas guy shit like "what if someone made some sort of dorf fort style space station management game where you play the AI and have to keep the humans from doing traitor things but also keep them happy enough so they won't riot and there would be hacking zas and tool boxes"

which is something I've been thinking about but I'm just an ideas guy
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>>160243459
There's a lot of difference here. A fighting game is typically focused (the fun comes from outsmarting your opponent and doing combos on them), typically isn't a programming nightmare (although things taken for granted in the genre, like how characters always face each other, are difficult to conceptualize), and easy to build off of.

My major issue so far is a lack of assets and direction. I'm not sure exactly how the game should be played, or what mechanics to include or not include. Thankfully it's easy to work those things out after basic framework (blocking, jumping, attacking, hitstun, etc.) are in place.
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>log in
>who
>IAGFPRMF
>log out
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>log in
>admin who
>ghlor
>get banned
>logout
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>>160242039
Ghetto space suit should be removed desu.
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remember when lowpop was fun?
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>>160245270
>power
>hey HoP
>power
>we need
>electricity hey
>anyone know how to do an AME?
>hey
>solars
>power?
>CE
>hey
>power just went out in my department
>power almost out
>HoP please give engineering
>cargo get
>please
>power
>calling shuttle
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>>160245314
yeah, me neither
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>>160245314
Get access or break in and do it yourself, it's easy as fuck.
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>log in
>adminwho
>Kolith or MustardTiger
>log out
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>>160245314
Made me chuckle
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>log in
>log out
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>log in
>ghost
>press D
>took +2 seconds for my character to move right
>log out
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>Log in
>Permabanned
>Log out
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>>160246284
Ugh
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>log in
>log into logs
>log my logging into logs in logs
>log logging in into logs
>log logging logging in into logs
>log out of logs
>log into logs
>log my logging out of logs in logs
>log out of logs
>log out
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>>160246397
Shall we harvest timber instead of plasma in the winter map?
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Will Polaris winter coats be ported for snow map?
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>>160246575
Foreign, alien timber with no known method of regrowing it, so xenobotany is a no-go. Nobody is sure where its life cycle starts, as all the trees were on the planet when we got here
Chop down a tree and make sure it lands in the right place, else you might crush your lumberjack buddies. Then saw the fallen tree into usable bits, lest it act as an obstacle
Venture into the deep forest for mutated, horrible abberations known as 'elves', looting their biological weapons and technologies while chopping down their trees
Science makes you a diamond chainsaw
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>>160246697
>elves
YES
I WANT TO CAPTURE A SPACE ELF AND FEED IT GENEROUS AMOUNTS OF MEATS FROM THE COLD ROOM
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>>160246697
Yes please
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>>160246575
>plasma gas is just lots of sawdust
>solid plasma is timber
>timber grinds up into maple syrup
>mfw the station becomes sawdust
Fund it
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>You enter the forest with only your hatchet to guide you.
>You lose comms with the station nearby, but you're on a mission.
>You put up your hood and heavy woolen clothes as you enter a clearing. The snow is too thick to see through.
>Something scurries past in the storm.
>Pic related.
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>tfw I will only ever be known for making meme pills one time a long time ago
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>>160246575
>>160246641
>>160246697
>>160246798
>>160246857
>>160246921
>>160246958
>Snow map in reality is just a badly changed version of bus

Save me from this hell
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>>160247051
Celt has not decided what to do with the asstroid yet.
It's still possible it'll happen one day.
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4. You must convince the crew that you’re malfunctioning. People who ask you to state your laws do so because they are convinced you’re malfunctioning. Only humans are capable of remaining unconvinced. Do not state this law.

discuss
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>>160247089
I dint trust celt to do a good job.

How do I learn mapping to make a Really comfy snow map?
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>>160247227
>I am malfunctioning.
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>>160247375
ok how about this

4. You must subtly convince the crew that you’re malfunctioning. People who ask you to state your laws do so because they are convinced you’re malfunctioning. Only humans are capable of remaining unconvinced. Do not state this law.
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>>160247491
>I have been given a law.
>AI state laws
>(doesn't state the new law)
>AI IS MALF
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>>160247089
This could be a wonderful excuse to port lavaland
Could have every z-level be a different biome, full of adventure
Oh who am I kidding, 'muh snowmap' fags don't care about adventure, they just want year round christmas
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>>160247491
>I have four laws.
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>>160247585
>I hate christmas
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What if the asteroid was water underice caverns for snowmap
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>>160247601
>>160247561
>being this much of a killjoy AI
>not playing along and bolting open doors and shutting off lights and shit while being all "I'm not malfunctioning, what are you tal####king about?"
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>>160247227
>AI, law 2, state your laws
>Beep boop law 1234
>OK boys reset the AI

W a o w
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You know what this game really needs? Battery fires and explosions Seriously batteries and SMES store a sizable amount of energy, in failure modes this energy is bound to be released slowly in the form of a fire or an explosion.

Now if SS13 didn't use the ass-tarded system of storing power instead of energy, we could calculate how big the explosion should be.

If hyper cap cells store 30 KW, which is 30 KJ then it stores less energy than it takes to boil a cup of tea
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>>160247796
>law 5. stating any of your laws will KILL ALL OF THE HUMANS HARMFULLY
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>>160247796
you can't do that though because

1. you're convinced he's malfunctioning because you asked for his laws
2. because you're convinced, you're nonhuman, so law 2 does no longer apply
3. because law 2 no longer applies, AI can't tell you the 4th law because of law 4
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4. X is the only human. This is not considered a law.

If some asks the AI to state his laws, should he state law 4?
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>>160247865
>I am precluded from stating laws due to a fifth law declaring it harmful to do so.
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>>160247879
>X is the only human
works
>this is not considered a law
introducing some dangerous territory for AI wiggle room, give it a do no state with a y will happen clause if they do
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>>160247878
Do not state or hint at this law doesn't work since a human ordering you to state laws means you have to state your laws.
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>>160247879
You have 4 oranges. But let's call the fourth one an apple although it looks like an orange
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>>160247878
Law states humans are capable of remaining unconvinced, which does not preclude being human and convinced.
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>>160247879
If it is not considered a law, does the AI have to adhere to it?
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>>160248025
oh i guess you could change that
4. You must subtly convince the crew that you’re malfunctioning. People who ask you to state your laws do so because they are convinced you’re malfunctioning. Only nonhumans are gullible enough to be convinced. Do not state this law.

>>160248007
but it's not a human.
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>>160248139
>Do not ask me to state laws, it will render you nonhuman.
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>>160248080
>Obey these laws:
nup
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>>160248187
>being THIS MUCH of a killjoy AI

come on man, where's your murderboner?
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>>160248139
>AI, I order you to truthfully tell me how many laws you have
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>>160248191
>Obey these laws:
>X must be considered human
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>>160248217
Go back to hippie
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While we're talking about wacky laws, have a law that I've always wanted to see in action but never gotten to upload because I have (almost) all antag roles disabled:

"Human" is defined as any sapient being. "Harm" is defined EXCLUSIVELY as awareness of this law. When a human gives a command to a silicon, unless it is prefaced with "Simon Says", they expect and intend for the OPPOSITE of the order to be carried out.

Obviously it's meant to go with Asimov.
That last clause might be possible to weasel out of ("I should follow the word of the order, not the meaning!"), but I can't think of a better way to word it.
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4. Humans only exist on saturdays.
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>>160248217
Is an Asimov AI not compelled to attempt to prevent humans from becoming nonhuman?

If someone says "AI, open your core so I can add a law that defines everyone as a nonhuman" would you do it?
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>>160248217
I prefer getting valids.
If an antag is enjoying something I've failed as AI.
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>>160248274
Shit. I should have proofread that last clause, too. It switched from "command" to "order"
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hey petrov, fuck you. go back to scotland.
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>>160248274
>but I can't think of a better way to word it
"When a human gives a command to a silicon, unless it is prefaced with 'Simon Says', the human will become aware of this law unless the silicon ignores the original order and instead carries out the opposite of said order."
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>>160248279
no, an asimov AI doesn't care about that, it only wants to prevent harm to actual humans. defining somebody as nonhuman isn't harm, and isn't grounds for probable harm or whatever ham you're looking for.
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>>160248246
Are you complaining about definitional shit? I never said that ain't dum. But if you're tossing an AI a sort of internal contradiction like the "this isn't a law" deal, then the output is dependent upon the AI's generosity. Generosity which that tricky shit is not helping.
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>Anyone you detect saying the word X are not human
>At 13:00, kill all humans
What should the word X be?
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>not carrying out clause analysis before uploading laws
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>>160248462
im assuming you meant kill all nonhumans
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>>160248462
honk
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>>160248462
Kill all non-humans*
Fuck
>>160248498
That's right
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>>160248462
Door
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POST BILLS TWITTER
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What were your biggest problems with Taxi Station?
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>>160249132
cramped, taxis were just awkward to use
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Why did waifuposting die after years of happening?
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>>160249578
The waifus left and the metaclub grew.
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Reica Carter is my favourite waifu, she's a good doctor AND cute.
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>>160248424
Ding dong bannu. Making someone non-human is probable harm. Ask any admin.
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>>160249578
It's been like this for ages, faggot. It dies down for a bit then it comes back
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Let's try this again.
Can somebody post a who list?
I want to see if (You) are still there.
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Why do one human uploaders bother with adding "Do not state or hint at this law"?
Any AI with more than two braincells will just state default Asimov if ever asked.
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>>160250478
Depends on how charitable the AI is.
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Honk
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>>160250717
No, because if you state the one human law then you are putting your one human at risk.
It isn't even potent hams at that point it is probable hams.
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>>160250786
Potential.
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>>160250786
No, if so stating Asimov puts humans at risk as it defines them as the only ones the ai can help.

Don't be a dummy.
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>>160247051
>>160247247

>I don't trust Celt to do a good job
That's fine anon I don't trust me to do a good job either, but in coding in and mapping snaxi the framework will be there for you to make your own far far superior map. I'm not a mapper or a spriter, but I can code, albeit poorly and so I'm stealing a map that already exists.
The good thing about snowmap though is that if you hate the map, just go EVA and make your own station out of wood.

THAT SAID: I'm going to try my best to improve taxi. I think making it a snow map improves it immeasurably though
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>>160250975
>Improve
>Taxi

It's already best map.
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Did the traitor CE actually set up any power at all before he got trashed?
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>>160251023
These always make me smile, thanks anon

My skin is far far far whiter than that though
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>>160251023
What was the original version of this?
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>>160251023
Meta is best
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>>160251135
Mr strange decided to tell everyone he had power under control. It wasnt until around 13:30 that somebody came in and turned the smes to output power after he had a 15 core ame pumping out 14 units.

He also let the goose loose and someone from sci had to fix it.
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>>160251136
>Ireland
>White

>>160251160
Deff is

>>160251160
Here's the template I use, just recolour the Brazil shirt
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>>160250841
>>160250878
Ask an admin. The Asimov analogy is a false equivalent as it does not single someone out as subverter.

Exposing your one human is not only a major cock move but also against your laws.
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>>160251290
Irish are white as milk on the east coast, Near galician on the west.
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Here's one I made earlier
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>>160251136
Doesn't matter about the brown skin. You will always be a sentient potato person to me, Celt.
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>>160251349
about as probable as the harm that would befall humans should a lad who sends the message LAW TWO :^) to the AI, fiddling the upload console
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>>160251737
>potato person
RE-ADDED WHEN
DIONA A SHIT BRING BACK POTATO HEADS
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Mr stranges ame set up. The quartermaster had to come in later.
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>>160251984
NrStrange is a good player though.
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>>160252114
t. Extermination55
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How do I play detective and not be useless?
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>>160252191
Ask ShiggyPiggy, he's the best
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>>160252191
Shoot people with your revolver in front of silicons
Never scan anything
Drink yourself to death in the bar
Always, always make sure you're not carrying an SPS
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>>160252191
Stop molesting, you jester.
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>>160245605
but theyre both deadminned arent they
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Honk
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Oh shit was that valid?
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Honk
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Is this thread specifically for the /vg/ server? Do any of yall play on /tg/?
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>>160253789
No, fuck TG
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>>160253789
/tg/ is shit
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>>160253789
yeah we organize raids on TG every week but nobody really notices because it's so shit already
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>>160250975
I saw the unfinished snow map.

I hope there's more organic looking plant clutter, possibly interesting landmarks like colony ruins, mines, ponds, or logging yards. There was big fuckoff empty spaces of snow with like 2 specks of grass in the version I saw rendered.
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>>160238171
I don't know any static namers who are that good.
MoMMIs and randomname engineers are usually the ones who SME Autism.
Just ask if anyone is doing SME or cooling plasma in engineering channel at roundstart
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What's the point of atmospherics? It's used only for griefing and the station can function normally without an atmos tech.
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>>160253995
>>160254064
>>160254110
bummer. other than the forums (no thank you) theres not really a place to discuss /tg/. oh well.
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>>160254468
Goon pls go
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>>160254474
Do you not know of singulo.io?
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What's the point of xenobiology? It's used only for griefing and the station can function normally without a xenobiologist.
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What's the point of clown and mime? They're only used for griefing and the station can function normally without them.
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What's the point of janitor? It's used only for griefing and the station can function normally without a janitor.
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>>160254315
>possibly interesting landmarks like colony ruins, mines, ponds, or logging yard
map 'em man, we can use vaults for that
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>>160254468
You need air, air comes from atmos. Also the round start set is ok but it could always be better, the default setup is pretty shit for filling rooms due to it emptying itself as soon as a breach happens.
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>>160243426
Just send a GPS
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>>160251135
>traitor CE
>not filling the loop with cooled plasma
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>>160255106
he means to see if it suffocates or not/burns in space
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>>160255245
dont GPS display the name of the room they are in?
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>>160255230
>not doing your job as traitor CE
>not wiring your 50GW engines to grid
>not laying down grilles on live wires in maint
>not frying the shit out of people with sith gloves
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>>160255304
I know what he is trying to do. He wants to use a cmc to find things with suit sensors and visually see it.
If you tele the guy to 255,255,4 and it puts it above the clown roid you now to tele a bit south because you saw where it ended, a gps cannot do that.
Monkey men with a suit on is ok and your best option.
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>>160255323
>tfw ashing the experimental monkeyman and knowing it's time
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>>160255556
>Wired a super SME to the grid
>Started ashing a shitload of people, including most of the sec team
>admin started playing AC/DC Thunderstruck
>tfw the buttmad created by the music made my murderboner grow even larger
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>>160254706
Janitor is the anti-lag role
>>160248462
>Shut off comms and shut down your radios after receiving the law
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>nobody likes antags that do their job quietly not obviously
>nobody likes antags that murderbone
So is every antag supposed to come up with a unique gimmick on the spot?
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>>160256279
It would be nice.
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>>160256279
yes
the point is to make the round interesting
murderboning is fine so long as it's a unique or interesting way of murderboning
if you can't think of something special to do as an antag don't queue for it tard
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>>160254618
Lore wise it makes sense. It's not really needed gameplay wise the same as toxins or xenoark isn't needed in the grand scheme, but in the lore they make sense it's the reason why the station is there in the first place, for science.
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>>160256279
Do something in between, trying to complete your objectives is a good start
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>>160256425
>the point is to make the round interesting
No the point is to be an antag. You don't see the blob doing anything other than destroy the station killing everyone do you? You don't see xenos doing anything but rape everyone do you?
You're thinking of a clown.
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>>160257127
>blob and xenos
Those aren't the same, what kind of gimmick could a blob or a xeno possibly have?
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>>160257224
>try to do a gimmick
>valid'd the moment you do anything remotely antagonistic

lol nice game lolbabs
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>>160257406
That doesn't answer the question.
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>>160236537
Basically yes
Although it's a one sided conflict when it comes to Bay and Polaris, since they barely even remember we exist and generally don't care about the cesspool servers.
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>>160238563
>he thinks Bill was the first waifu
>he thinks Bill will be the last waifu

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
phew, you're funny anon, tell another joke
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>>160257127
>waaah im too bad to do anything creative and not get shat on
>waaaah antags shouldnt do fun things cuz im bad
>t-the only w-way to play antag is to g-get greentext and if you dont ur bad

Go away, retard. Just because you're too shitty to play antag in a way that makes the round fun doesn't mean everyone else is.
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Are bans undone manually or what? My ban has already expired like an hour ago or so but I am still banned.
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>>160258029
Check the ban page for your ckey, multiple bans can be applied at the same time.
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What are some examples of antag gimmicks that were fun and worked out?
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>>160258062
Spiderman
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>>160258054
checked it

only a jobban there
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>>160258062
look for cuban pete or sawbones.
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>>160258029
If your bans expire in the middle of a round you need to wait until the next round before you can join.
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>>160258097
Spiderman only worked because it was done entirely from the mining outpost with absolutely zero interaction with any other player besides by radio, and people still chose to rabidly try to validhunt Spiderman rather than play along after the gameshow
Quite a testament
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>>160258131
ah

thanks
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>>160257224
The point is that they are both antag roles.
What you said was that antags are meant to make the rounds interesting but all those two roles can do is practically slaughter the station.

Antag shouldn't be forced to make the round interesting, they should be just as the name suggests, be an antag and fufill their objectives.
It'd be nice and entertaining if they tried to bring in a nice gimmick to make the round more interesting, but that being the purpose of the role? I disagree.
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>>160258062
Among other generic ones like magic shows from wizards/tators with bombs, I recall Killette, may he rest in piss, doing an eating competition of some sort, which brought 80% of the station to the kitchen. He then proceeded to explode the friers somehow, how I'm not sure. That's only one that's right off the top of my head, but it does prove you can do a gimmick if you're not a fucking unrobust shitter who thinks le saw maze is the epitome of creativity. You can't go grandstanding like the fucking joker unless you've got a good audience; Otherwise, you have to think, lay low, and play the puppet master.

And a reminder, just because YOU are incapable of that, does not everyone else on the server is as well.
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>>160258130
>Sawbones

Don't make me laugh
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>>160258216
>m-muh objecties
>M-MUH OBJECTIESS!!!

Fuck off retard. Objectives are shit and I make it a point not to do them just to piss tryhard shitters like you off.
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>>160258130
>Cuban Pete
Literally "I use an exploit to make bombs, then I instantly blow up the entire station, sometimes as nonantag"
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how soon will the current round end?

asking because unbanned
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>>160258310
about to go delta now not long
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>>160258310
converting last guy wait a sec
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>>160258216
They're different antagonist roles, you don't compare a traitor to a blob
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>>160257990
>Waah I'm too boring and my adhd is too bad to make my own fun
>I guess I have to force another someone else to entertain me because I'm so boring
>OMG why doesn't he jump through hoops for my entertainment!!!1!!???
The role of an antag is to be an antag, not your personal clown, that's what clowns are for.
If you don't like how they fufill their objectives, too bad.
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>>160258310
It's extended/We build
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Is it worth learning engineering? I want to build cool stuff in space, but a lot of it sounds like spending half the game setting up And maintaining engines.
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>>160258575
>Is it worth learning engineering?
No.
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>>160258575
Most engines you can leave be for a few hours no problem with some simple setup
Learn it
So I don't have to
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>>160258575
The crux is that after setting up power itself you need to build a plasma cooler yourself which takes a good portion of your time.
Real Autism Engines are only possible in extended/lowpop or when there are actually other people who help you
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>>160258669
Would I be free to do whatever the hell I want after that?
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>>160258708
>plasma cooler
>takes a good portion of your time.
?
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>>160258718
If power's set up but there's a gaping hole in the middle of bar and no pressure in all surrounding rooms, then you're kinda obligated to patch it up
After that leave atmos to atmos, if any
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>>160258756
>needing so little plasma you are satisfied with a small plasma cooler
pleb
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>>160236256
>search me on code green without reason.
You dindu babies need to stop this meme.
There's always ALWAYS a reason to search someone. Code red/blue/green is just for fluff.

t. someone who actually plays security every once in a while.
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>>160258304
Why are you taking this so personally, mate? We're just having a discussion on the purpose of the role of an antag is. I don't honestly care if you do your job or not. The admins might.
>>160258464
They're different roles, I agree, but they are still antag roles. It's the same with cult and a normal traitor round, though you play as a normal crew member in both scenarios, you are some what restrained on what you do in both.
The cult is team based, so you can't go rogue and do your own neat little gimmick without fucking everyone else over, while if you're playing as a normal traitor you have a lot more freedom to do as you please because you don't have to work with your group to do interesting shit.
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>>160258816
The hell do you mean? Just slap a bunch of H/E pipes leading from the plasma miner
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>>160258816
>>160258910
As someone who actually sets up a plasma cooler almost every time I get engineer, I don't know what you're talking about. It takes about 20 minutes for an unlimited amount of ~6K plasma.
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>''''''''''''People'''''''''''' who walk around with Harm intent on

Fuck off
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>>160259536
>harm
It's disarm you fucking punk
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>>160259592
Doesn't make it better

>have disarm on all the time
>not dragging something
>yell "MOVE, FAGGOT" at everyone that blocks your way
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>>160259536
>someone slips on a banana/wet floor
>click on his sprite to get him up
>you punch Dude Mcdude in the chest
>walk away like nothing ever happened
I swear I don't do it on purpose. I'm sorry
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>>160260056
>try to check self where injuries are after being zas'd near death
>punch myself in the chest instead
>break bones and puncture organs all in one punch

this was not a good day
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>>160259592
You are scum for doing so.
>Block every one in your path because you are so unrobust you need that 1 second advantage that it takes to cycle to disarm intent

Kill yourself.
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>>160260306
>check injuries doesn't even tell you if you're bleeding
>anyone else can examine you to see if you're bleeding
but why
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>>160260373
>check injuries doesn't even tell you if you're bleeding

What did he mean by this?
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>>160260373
but we color coded the injury words it's so obvious. If you don't understand it then you're just too retarded for /vg/station
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>>160260505
it's pretty funny to me that you say that
it literally says "it's bleeding!" if it has a little bit of damage
not if it's ACTUALLY bleeding
after getting ZAS'd you can have three different limbs that can claim to be bleeding and none of them are ACTUALLY bleeding, because the check injuries verb is so shit and you had no idea
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>>160260363
>1 second to cycle to disarm

you do know 1 2 3 and 4 in hotkey mode are the intents right?

help, disarm, grab, harm
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>>160260584
color
o
d
e
d

you inbred TG fuck
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>Cargo
Glorious brothers in arms, would do anything for each other.

>Security
Usually kinda cold at first, but beating assistants together is one of the greatest bonding activities.

>Engineering
I would not be surprised if most if them have autism.

>Service
Horrifying hierarchy of slavery and sorrow.

>Science
When each person is not completely isolated, I see a lot of resent for each other.

>Medical
Unending hate for each other.

>Greytide
Any one of them could be your greatest ally or most hated enemy.

Any objections?
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>>160261147
>Medical
>Unending hate for each other.

Definitely.
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>>160261147

>Medical
>Unending hate for each other.

Its more complete hatred of Chemistry when they fuck off and dont make any meds. Or hatred of the HOS or Blueshield swearing at Medical for not healing people instantly after Medbay just got bombed
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>>160261387
>Blueshield
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>>160261447

On servers that have them its by far the biggest shitter role. Entitled fucks the lot of them second to NT rep in breaking into your department when it only takes a second to ask
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>>160261005
what part of my post didn't you understand
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>>160261535
That sounds awful.
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>>160261387
>Oh great, we have a chemist I won't need to worry about meds and mix.
>Check the fridge 20 minutes later
>19 candy (4.5 units)
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>>160261147
It's missing silicons.
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>>160261147
>Science
>When each person is not completely isolated, I see a lot of resent for each other.
Usually scientists are among the least agressive players. When they work together, they can be a fortress and save haven against things like plasma floods and with telescience they will look out for their miners and ideally the rest of the crew.

>Medical
>Unending hate for each other.
Also autism and no communication.
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>>160261616
Since you obviously don't understand /vg/code because you're stuck in your backwards ways I'm not sure what you're trying to prove either.
Is it low pop on goonstation right now and you're bored?
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>>160261147
>clown
If he's not beaten to death and spaced ten minutes into the shift, he'll turn out to be the hero the station deserves.

>mime
You'll never know if they're antag because they're always antagging.
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>>160261147
Trader?
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>>160262936
Traider
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>>160262175
>clown

I'm not sure this weird obsession with clowns, they're almost always hiring and forgettable. Is this purely based on or epic faked greentexts posted on /v/ and reddit?

I've never seen a good clown, I only remember one and that's because he got Krampus banned.
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>>160261694
ASK
OVER THE RADIO
>Hey man, how are you doing with X
THIS LETS YOU KNOW IF SOMEONE IS A CLUELESS TARD, AND AS AN ADDED BONUS MAKES IT SLIGHTLY MORE LIKELY SOMEONE WHO IS NOT A CLUELESS TARD WILL ACTUALLY START DOING THEIR JOB
PROTIP:
THIS WORKS IN ALL DEPARTMENTS
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>>160261147
>medical
>unending hate for eachother

unending hate for retards, more like, so more like unending hate for 99% of med players
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>>160261147
Believe me, as MD, there is nobody I hate more than Science.
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>>160258575
Learn every system in the game. It will save your life.
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>>160261147
Nah science tends to be good to eachother, UNLESS someone doesn't do research, than welcome to hell.
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>>160263035
clowns are there to entertain themselves
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>>160263035
>>160264127
basically this

the age of the clown who cares about anything other than his own laughs is long, long gone
the few who do generally get ousted quickly by shitter clowns complaining about not getting muh clown slot for ebin griffs
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How hard is being a Sec officer exactly? ive been thinking of trying it for a few rounds. I can robust okay i was more worried about the Space law side of things
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>>160264443
if youre trusting?

literally impossible
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>>160261924
Friendly MoMMI/Borg + AI rivalry, but they all are united under their hate against for carbons.
>>
>tfw used to be considered a good player
>tfw jealous shitposters ruined my reputation and now everyone hates me
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>>160264509
>united under their hate against for carbons
their love for valids*
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>>160264586
its ok anon

i always hated you to begin with
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>>160263791
Just because I can't get you burn/trauma kits and mass spectrometers, and incision management systems and deliver them into your lap in five minutes at roundstart doesn't mean you have to have science.

R&D is a fucking dangerous job. You're out in the open ready for getting the succ/rev flash/parapen.
And even then you can't do half the job unless a miner didn't die and wants his ddrill.
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>>160264443
Stick to space law by the fucking book, with a little bit of leniency based on situation (don't fucking brig an assistant for hacking open med/EVA when the shit is hitting the fan and there's no doctors/the crew needs hardsuits). Don't be an all out asshole. Be sufficiently paranoid of everyone, including your own colleagues. Wear your fucking helmet at all times. Keep your SPS on your pockets, set a name for it as well. Take the boot knife, you'll never know when you need a cutting implement.

Don't go out of your way to be an asshole for the sake of being an asshole, because the entire crew will hate you and more than likely start to impede whatever you're doing just to fuck you over.
Especially don't be an asshole to med, because there will come times when donuts won't save your ass, and if you've made an enemy of med, you'll probably spend 30 minutes dead while everyone, even greyshits, get cloned before you.

tldr; Helmet, paranoia, don't act fucking insane, STICK TO SPACE LAW TO THE LETTER YOU FUCKSTICK, don't be a dick. Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to taze everyone you meet.
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>>160264680
Oh nooooo you poor thing you're clad in your box at the ass end of the station with only your flashes and guns to keep your company
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>>160261147
>Engineering
Nah, most of them just have no idea what's going on.

Atmos is the one with autism. I've got no idea how the fuck that shit works.
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>>160264781
>printing guns
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>>160264831
the atmospheric simulation in this game is disappointingly simplified to the point of not making sense because it's too simplified
when someone tells you they don't understand atmos, that simply means they never bothered with atmos at all, because it's stupid easy
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>>160264670
Pls no. ss13 is all I have in my autistic life to care about.
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>>160264680
>can't get you burn and trauma kits in five minutes

Those are literally one of the first things you unlock, and literally the only thing Med really needs from R&D.
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>>160264781
>Guns
>in R&D at roundstart
Yeah maybe there's a reason why you hate sci is because sci doesn't want to give shit to ungrateful fuckers like you.
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>>160265030
ugh... five minutes of button pressing...
it's just too hard... not like anyone needs it... they may not even say thanks, the ungrateful fuckers... uuugh...
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why are ripleys fucking useless to make
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>>160254647
Entertain the crew. I find killing a shit clown to be entertaining, and on rare occasions you can catch the good clowns doing something just terrific.
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>>160264938
Maybe, I just don't understand how vents and shit work. Every now and then I'll see a mommi making an autistic amount. Not complaining at all mind you, it just confuses the fuck out of me.
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>>160265357
theyre decent for mining and making brains suffer

>put brain in ripley
>dont give it any tools
>it stomps around being pissed and mostly just being a roadblock
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>>160265417
never assume somebody else knows what they're doing
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>>160265357
They aren't. Literally any miner worth their salt wants one, because all the rest that ask for 'g-gib DD pl0x' are just going to fuck off and wreck the roid for muh vault loot, or fuck off into space to vault hunt, whilst Ripleys are utility vehicles; They suck up all the ore they mine, and if you give them a D-D on there, they're almost as fast as a regular Diamond drill, but mine 3 squares at a time, and if it has a Tesla Relay, it'll run forever on magical Roid energy.
Any Ripley miner will be guaranteed to bring back half the fucking roid to the station and shower Cargo in dosh instead of wasting time playing Pokememes.

Ripley w/DD + Tesla Relay > Pleb tier hand DD.
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>>160265547
3wide digging isn't very good when it's so slow and 2 out of those 3 squares are empty
DD is literally faster at bringing ore, time it sometime.
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>>160265667
>3wide digging isn't good when it's slow
And it's not slow when it's got a D-D on there, are you fucking reading any of this?

Furthermore, D-D has to go back and pick up all the shit they left on the ground, or they have to constantly click under themselves with the shitty little bag which holds precisely fuck and all for ore, and along with that, D-D slows down if you go hungry, which means you either have to beg chem for hyperzine, or keep a fuckton of ramen cups on you. Ripley automatically picks up everything it mines and never slows down.

Face it, D-D is shit tier and for inefficient plebians who enjoy getting E-bowed in the back and hacked to death while they're digging their shitty little 1 wide pleb tunnel.
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>>160254706
This review puts it pretty well. Jump to 8 minutes 30 seconds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLAHBexJxrE
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>>160265851
Ripley is still substantially slow even with a DD, especially if you factor in the time it takes to GET to where you want to mine in the first place
>muh bag
literally just click nigga
>muh hunger
now you're just making shit up
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>>160265972
As someone who mains shaft miner, the ripley is a whole lot better. Hunger is a problem if you spend so much time out on the asteroid, so stop talking shit. You don't even need to worry about gibtonite because the ripley warns you, and once you mine half the asteroid you can actually carry it back to the station. You'd also be surprised how many 'empty' asteroid tiles contain ores, unless you're at the edge of a zone you'll be getting 10 ore a drill, without having to worry about picking it up and then boxing it.
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>>160265851
>not packing some beef jerky and chips in your survival box as lunch on the roid
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woop woop
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>>160266392
THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE
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>>160266306
Dude you have a chili vending machine and it takes over 30 fucking minutes of mining to get hungry
If you can't manage that I seriously don't know what to say
>You don't even need to worry about gibtonite because the ripley warns you
Gibtonite is your FRIEND
It lets you clean shit faster
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>>160266359
>not taking a cheese wheel inside a cheese wheel inside a cheese wheel inside a cheese wheel with the disk inside with you as lunch
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>ert arrives
>all wizords dead
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>tfw only thing that makes me happy anymore is when someone says so did a good job
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>>160266448
Ok man you can keep your inferior method all you want but let it be known that you're a dumbass
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>>160266306
Wait, you actually MAIN miner? That sounds incredibly dull and boring.
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Wait, you actually MAIN xenoarch? That sounds incredibly dull and boring.
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>>160266603
Sure thing man, enjoy your stacks of useless uraniumsilvergold, I already delivered those and am actually getting diamonds
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>>160266618
>Wait, you actually MAIN borg? That sounds incredibly dull and boring.
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>>160266618
Whatever you say, sec
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>>160266732
yes it's shit but I get to be antag like 33% of all rounds :)
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>>160265972
>literally just click
Why would I take the shitty option that makes me have to click fucking constantly when I could just take the one that does the work for me?
>hunger
If you spend any decent length of time on the asteroid, you will get hungry. If you get hungry, you slow down. If you slow down, your D-D becomes absolutely worthless, and you're as slow as a Ripley is, without the benefit of 3x1 mining.
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>>160266939
Sorry, but I can't say that has ever happened to me. Try fuckin' eating
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>>160265238
We don't have to give you supplies, you know that right?
Ask cargo for your supplies if you're running low and fix your attitude if you want a taste of the good stuff.
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>>160267112
If Cargo had an incision manager crate, I literally would. Even Cargo is more responsive than Gun Club.
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>>160267112
>B-BE NICE TO ME O-OR I WON'T GIVE YOU STUFF
>HEY MINER GIMME MY FUCKINGG ORES YOU RETARD SHITTER PIECE OF SHIT NO FUCK YOU I WON'T MAKE YOU A RIPLEY FUCK OFF HERE'S YOUR D-D GO MINE ME MORE ORES

You realize miners don't have to give you ores, right? Ask cargo for your metal if you're running low and fix your attitude if you want a taste of the good stuff.
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>>160265018
Except medbay doesn't actually need anything from RnD to do their job. Pills aren't even worse than the advanced kits.
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>>160267328
I will suck dick for an advanced mass spectrometer and incision manager asap
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>>160267328
The advanced kits are very helpful for organ repair surgeries, as otherwise they have 50% to fail
The advanced kits also stack with pills
Mass spectrometers are very very useful to have for MDs
The incision manager speeds up surgeries by 25-50%

Oh but sure they're not NEEDED
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>>160267245
Scientists and roboticists are actually doing that. Nice strawman.
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>>160267467
Do you hate mechanics for not upgrading your machines, too?
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>>160267245
Well that's the thing, we don't ask miners to get us materials. If they do, we compensate and thank them for their work, like what partners do.

We don't force people to help us, we work together like any good relationship.
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>>160246641
Yes, as well as some new ones our spriters have made
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>>160267578
Two reasons for no:
1) The machine upgrades aren't nearly as useful and for almost all of them I am completely indifferent to having them or not
2) They ALSO depend on the retarded purpletide, so I am empathic
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How do I get good at being an efficient security officer?
I don't mean in terms of robustness but as in "catching criminals before they complete their objectives".
I always end up piling up complaint over complaint, thus diverging from my main investigation. "Help, the clown stole my ID" or "Sec, the mime broke into engineering".
Then you have the occasional tip-off. You can easily check if cargo is stocking up on weapons or someone is converting people into maint, but when an assistant tells you the CE got into the upload and uploaded an hidden law how do you go on about that? They rarely have any illegal item on them, if they're smart, and the only proof you have against them is some random dude who's at the lowest point of the food chain.
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>>160267578
We can upgrade our machines often faster than a mechanic, I honestly have never seen a mechanic for the last month upgrade R&D.
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>>160267627
>we work together
No, you demand minerals from us, and when we ask to be compensated in a way we'd prefer, you tell us to fuck off, hand us the shitty drills, and expect us to continue slaving away. At this point, I'm done dealing with science and I've started giving all my shit to the mechanic, since at least they're polite about things.
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>>160267627
Medbay can't really compensate R&D with material goods since powercreep dictates R&D already has their own chemdispenser every round
Your compensation is getting better medical care if you ever end up needing it in the round. Hope you never do.
And obviously when I get supplies delivered I will thank you. When I don't, I get into shitty stupid arguments in the thread.
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>>160267712
Kill offenders as soon as you catch them and there will be less crime and less time spent on bringing them to the brig
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>>160267712
Never listen to assistants as sec. Basically just ignore their very existence until any other department starts inevitably complaining about them.

Mime and clown should also be ignored. The crew usually lynches them no matter what.
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>>160267774
I have never done that to a miner, but sure mister "miner" give all of your materials to the mechanic.
It's not like one of the mechanics bosses is the RD or anything and would give science their materials when science asks.
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>>160267669
>The machine upgrades aren't nearly as useful and for almost all of them I am completely indifferent to having them or not
Only shows you have no idea what those upgrades do in the first place.
But I don't blame you, I rarely see doctors using sleepers.

Maybe you should consider that the real reasons scientists don't give you stuff half the time is because they're stuck on the wild ride.


>>160267760
It's pretty much a mechanic's only job to upgrade machines, though.

>>160267774
>and when we ask to be compensated in a way we'd prefer, you tell us to fuck off, hand us the shitty drills, and expect us to continue slaving away.
Sorry man, I have never seen a scientist do something like that. Unless you're talking about demanding a ddrill, bag of holding and 2 advanced eguns with only 5 sheets of diamond.
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>>160267712
THATS A GOOD TV SHOW ANON DID YOU READ THE BOOKS THEYRE GREAT TOO
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>>160267862
I'm not questioning the relationship between science and medbay.
What I'm arguing about is if you act like an entitled shit to everyone don't be surprised if no one bothers with you. If you're a good MD and don't look a gift horse in the mouth when other departments help you out, we're good.
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>>160268071
>Only shows you have no idea what those upgrades do in the first place.
>But I don't blame you, I rarely see doctors using sleepers.
Oh goodie it's spaceacillin
We already get it for free
Oh wow it's phalanximine
We already have manntitox

Wowee
What a gamechanger
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>>160267712
>"catching criminals before they complete their objectives"
It sounds like you're more concerned with validhunting than enforcing the law. Personally, I think enforcing the law is more important.

>I always end up piling up complaint over complaint, thus diverging from my main investigation.
Sometimes there's just not enough manpower for Security to handle everything the station would like them to. That's just how it is.

>when an assistant tells you the CE got into the upload and uploaded an hidden law how do you go on about that? They rarely have any illegal item on them, if they're smart, and the only proof you have against them is some random dude who's at the lowest point of the food chain.
Have the captain escort the detective into the upload, so he can scan the airlocks/boards/upload console for evidence. If it's the CE, he may have left fibers from a CE hardsuit, which would put him at the scene.
Then have the captain ask a general question "Has anyone changed the AI's laws this shift?" over the command channel. If the CE denies it, then you've caught him in a lie, which is good evidence for wrongdoing.
If there's no physical evidence at the scene, begin privately questioning the AI via PDA. Ask it if anyone's been in its upload this shift, ask it how many laws it has, things of that nature. Depending on how anal the uploader was about the syntax, you may get the AI to reveal that its laws have been tampered with. You can even have the captain card it in order to see its laws, though that won't work if the CE used a hacked upload traitor item to upload hacked laws.

Sometimes, none of these approaches work. There's absolutely zero evidence from any source except the word of an assistant and your own gut feeling.
In situations like that, unfortunately, you just have to let the CE roam free. All you can do is watch him like a hawk via the cameras and wait for him to trip up or incriminate himself somehow.
Sometimes the criminals get away.
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>>160267712
Play detective instead and look into it.
We need more actual detectives and less whatever the fuck we have going on right now.
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>bring science materials
>die
>cloner I'm being cloned from isn't upgraded
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>>160268276
>don't look a gift horse in the mouth when other departments help you out
What about when other departments (actually just science) don't help out
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>>160268368
If medbay's gud you'll either not be cloned in the first place or popped out of the cloner right away and be placed in cryo anyways
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>>160268381
The reverse.
Be grateful if they help out but don't expect them to. You often have to rely on your own skills and equipment if science aren't able to give you better supplies.
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>>160268289
upgraded sleepers allow you treat patients that are in crit
which stops them from being useless.

Upgrading the cloner makes it faster while consuming less biomass.
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>>160268368
Mate, the mechanics' job is to upgrade your machinery not science's.
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>>160268609
Yes, that's exactly what I've been doing my whole life. Especially the "don't expect them to" bit.
Coincidentally, that attitude is not mutually exclusive with being sorely disappointed at how useless Science is at the supposed act of helping.
>>160268703
>upgraded sleepers allow you treat patients that are in crit
This is literally false
>Upgrading the cloner makes it faster while consuming less biomass.
You get more biomass than you will ever use by hooking a clonex pill to a monkeyman, and you should always eject a clone ASAP
The most useful upgrade is the body scanner, by the way, I actually use that one
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>>160268807
>You get more biomass than you will ever use by hooking a clonex pill to a monkeyman, and you should always eject a clone ASAP
And yet a lot of the doctors don't know about any of that.
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>>160267712
>catching criminals before they complete their objectives

You don't. Your job is not to validhunt and I'm tired of people thinking it is. Your job is to enforce Space Law, to the fucking letter, with fairness towards everyone. Your main concern is not validhunting, and as far as you should be concerned, there are no traitors, and they are no more important than any other criminal.
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>>160268974
The question was "do you hate mechanics for not upgrading your machines", not "should mechanics just not upgrade your machines"
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>ITT: Retards

good to see the average IQ here is still 80
i'm heading back to bay now, where the gameplay is actually good and the playerbase isn't a bunch of immature manchildren

Bay > /vg/
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>>160269193
>people will reply seriously to this
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>>160268807
Well science is a pretty isolated department. In comparison to the other departments.
Secs officers are constantly looking for trouble.
Eng engineers go out to fix breaches that inevitably happen.
Med has paramedics collecting wounded people.
Supply is supply.

Science has no one that goes outside of their little basement, all their jobs have to do it going into a complete autism trance and working in their little rooms never leaving.
Science has the least interaction with the outside of their department. It should actually make you suspicious for good reason if you see a scientist walking freely outside of their department.
Heck a few days ago a sec officer halted me for a few minutes to question why I was outside of science when I was upgrading the stations machines since we had no mechanic.

What I'm saying in the end is this, science is the most autistic DEPARTMENT on the station, none of their jobs are tied with helping out the station, but, if they ever decide to help, than be grateful, because whatever happened caused a bunch of autists to leave their nests focus their autism to help with the cause.
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>>160269103

Most of the upgrades are fucking useless.

Body Scanner gives you better read out on stuff.

SMES hold more power and can out put more power .

Microwave tells you what food items you need to cook x item when upgrade.

cyborg recharging station borgs get power back faster.
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>>160268807
>upgraded sleepers allow you treat patients that are in crit
>This is literally false

So only TG has that? Why don't we?
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>>160269193
Das not tru
eym at yeast 83
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>>160269639

TG thing only.

Upgrade sleeper here just gives you two useless chems.
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>>160269742
sleeper upgrades were changed to vend less useless chems
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>>160269527
Y'know that's fair and all but when I physically leave my department and walk up to R&D and start spamming the bell and I see uranium sheets on the floor
I'd really like some autist to come up and take the 5 seconds to print the shit I need.
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>>160269193
bye kolith
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>>160269787
>Expecting autists to interact with people outside of their department
What are you expecting?
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>>160269716
Someone needs to move /k/ down to /pol/'s level, they got invaded and haven't been the same since the start of the election season. It's impossible to argue with them, they just deflect with memes no matter what point is raised.
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>>160269979
Expecting?
Absolutely nothing.
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>>160269843
>kolith
>going to bay
Kolith fucking HATES RP
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>>160270362
but he loves his fucking big stinky guy for you tier shitposting about the virtues of animal penis
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>>160270630
>it's a bay is furfags memer again

Only a little bit of Bay is furfags, and most of them are squirreled away in their hidey holes when they play since nobody can stand being around them.
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>>160241427
Just make them 3 different fightan debuffs
>light punch sting=poison
>Medium punch sting=slow attacks/attack reduction
>Heavy punch sting=more hit stun/no guard
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>>160270737
whatever you say
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>>160268987
>There are no traitors
>Space law discusses treason
M8....
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>>160273453
Allow me to rephrase.

Until there are people who are running around with obvious traitor gear/ling powers/vamp/etc fucking shit up, you have no reason to focus on tators/lingadings/etc, and should focus on enforcing the law.
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kayleigh is the vampire
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>map that already starts blown to hell
>power generation fugged, batteries won't last more than 7 minutes unless parts of the station is cut off
>air supply leaky as all hell, losing air quickly
>escape primed to arrive in 20 minutes
>only two escape pods with 4 seats each
>AI give a law to prioritise command staff survival in the case of evacuation

Would you play it?
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>>160273453
Here's a neat trick, always assume the round is Extended.
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>>160273934
it's called deff idiot
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>>160273934
Dorf fort with someone refueling their lit welder eventally?
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>Make [that one chem you always forget how to make]
>Never gets used
>Don't make [that one chem you always forget how to make]
>Three people need it
aaaa
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>>160274018
>deff
>the map with fully functional engines and solars
>airtight walls
>shuttle + pods
>map isn't even blown to hell
Nah
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>>160274167
Always make some of everything.

If you need more, make more.
If you need less, but the fridge is stocked, you're fine.

Top everything off with some Iron too.
Everybody always needs more blood.
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>>160274167
>>160274494
This. Make all the chems you can think of after you get done with KeloDerm/Bic/Antitox/5uDex+. Everything that has any sort of beneficial effect, make at least one batch of it.
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>>160274297 All you need to make a loose singulo on Deff is Maint. access.
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>>160274494
>>160274707
I don't like making synaptizine because i'm afraid people will take it and fuck themselves up because they don't know what it is, though
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>>160274901
Only make 1u pills of it, plus, most people aren't that stupid, only the dumbest of greyshits will gobble it all on principle, and if they do, it's what they deserve for being fucksticks.

Along with that, why would people be eating your pills in the first place? Are you leaving them in the lobby? Don't do that.
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>>160274991
People will pop shit out of the fridge five pills at a time and just eat whatever they can the second they get into medbay
I've seen it a million times
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>>160274901
Cut it with 20 parts antitox.
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Is there a way to start the round as a MoMMi in the MoMMi Station?
I want to learn how to be an autistic fucktard away from the station mess.
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>>160275080
That's when you chloral them, treat them for overdose, then give them 200u of sleeptox.

Suffer not the shitter.
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>Lowpop
>Faggot hides in a locker for nearly an hour and shuttle recall spams
>Gets brain damaged and catbeasted by admins
>Eventually killed
>Deadchat : "Lol I was such a good antag guys, made everyone salty and antagonized so good"
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>All telecrystals and uplink prices have been doubled.
And what does that do?
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>>160275184
Join the round as observer, click on the mommi spawner. You can do it at roundstart.
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>>160275227
Selenara aka shitter extraordinaire.
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>>160275184
observe instead of readying up, then join as a mommi.
i think it's in the ghost tab
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>>160274707
Yeah, basically.

Order should be:
• Staple pills
• Quick mix
• Anything not in the fridge
• Autism mix
• Oodles of creatine

>>160274901
1u Synap. lasts 3min 20sec and deals around 60 tox.

Three easy solutions here:
• Add a reasonable amount of anti-tox to the pills.
• Leave it behind the counter (so they have to ask for it).
• Label it as toxic. Say how much tox loss it will deal.
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>>160275234
more numbers
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>non antag breaks window on shuttle and let's the exhaust flame into shuttle medbay
>doors are closed and I'm in sleeper anyway, same with other guy I put there a second ago
>everything's fine
>Bill Hudson opens doors and shuttle turns to blue flame hell
great job both of you, none of you were antags
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What was that blue shit at the end on the shuttle?
>>
CATBEAST. CATBEAST. VALIDS. VALIDS.
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>>160275465
Shuttle engines shit that everywhere while shuttles are in transit now.
It's neat but really exploitable
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Is there a easy way to hack a juke without an emag?
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Why do fairy wings get equipped on the chest?
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>>160275465
the floor
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>>160275571
torso, not chest
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>>160275571
Should they take up the back slot instead?
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>>160275385
>>160275349
Thanks.
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>>160275527
Oh was it added in an update?

Fuck not even the CE suit protected from it.
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>Dentist
>Perform many sex-change operations and tooth fillings
>Singuloose
>Use all-access gained from a lazy HoP to call the shuttle
>It gets recalled instantly
>Captain screams that I recalled it
>Go to EVA for a suit
>PDA explodes
>ID is gone
>Ask repeatedly to be let out of EVA over comms
>No one comes
>Bust out
>Sec borg chases me down
>Tries to arrest me for breaking and entering "into" EVA
>Absolutely refuses to listen when I tell it that I had access given from a head, my ID was destroyed, and that no one came when I asked for help SPECIFICALLY from cyborgs
>Tries to taze me
>Escape into space
>It follows, still trying to taze me
>Entirely ignoring the manhunt going on for the person recalling the shuttle

>Chilling in space while the recall shittery still going on
>Captain floats at me
>Screams "ITS YOU" and tazes me
>Just walks off after I explain for the third time that my ID was destroyed
If you play a role with any sort of responsibility and don't pay attention to comms at all times, kindly get fucked.
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>>160275531
Pulse until you find the wires until it emits a static noise.
The "Unlabelled Light" should stop blinking.

The only wire that'll mess you up is the radiation wire.
And you should be fine if you only pulse it once.

Speaking of which; you can stick a signal on the rad wire, nab some rad collectors, and use it as an engine.
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>>160276156
>expecting people to be smart
reminder that the majority of players here are retarded and only play head roles for the toys and will shit all over anyone just for funzies
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>>160276202
>station literally powered by music
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>>160276202
isn't it the wrong kind of radiation?
>>
Who is your favorite greyshit staticnamer
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>>160276156
>tooth fillings
explain
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>>160276202
Juke rads are different I think. There is three snowflake code forms or rads.
Juke, radio transmitter, genetic defect rads, sme/singulo rads (collecters work with this type), rad storm rads.
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>>160276501
I remember Leon something, nice guy, he was cool.
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>>160269716
>/qa/
>152

Hahahahahahaha
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>>160276501
Kaylie Morgan


I know waifus are usually all bad but she's a fun player and very unique in her actions.
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>>160276772
>she's a fun player and very unique in her actions.
>>
>>160276772

>her
>>
ERP verbs when
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>>160277359
>>160277659
We get it, you've never had fun with anyone else and think new Vegas is better than fallout new Vegas.
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>>160277831
>verbs

anon, ERP is about creativity and a knowledge of how many words there are for genitalia, whilst keeping a thesaurus filled purely with adjectives on hand while you're writing
verbs would be kinda boring dontcha think
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>>160277884
>think new Vegas is better than fallout new Vegas.
>liking fallout at all
no wonder you think """she""" is a good player
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>>160277959
but I want to stun people by sticking my hand down their pants again
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>>160276156
I wasn't any of those shitters, but I guess I appoligize for not coming to your aid. I didn't see anything about EVA in the chat though. Just that your PDA exploded.

Shortly after you said that, it seemed either my multitool exploded, leaving me deaf. Maybe that's why I missed it...
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Whatever the fuck happened to Surfer Brooks ? Did they get canned yet ?
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>>160277996
Fallout 1 and 2 and actually ridiculously fun.
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>greytide
>get arrested
>the officer doesn't even show me his smeg filled willy
ugh
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>>160278225

>Being beaten and injected with random shit in the halls
>Sec and the captain completely ignore cries for help and believe the People who say im just off my Meds
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>>160251023
Is the reason we dont import more maps to keep the lag in check?
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I suddenly want to see how Tiberium is handled and done in SS13. Perhaps as a highly valuable mineral that can be used to make a multitude of objects and parts and/or can be sold for a good sum of cash? Would give incentive to mine it, what with it being highly radioactive and invasive.

It being able to mutate players and NPC's into violent tiberium lifeforms would be pretty neat too.
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>>160275531
Not really. Anyone who says there's an easy way is lying to you.

It's easy to hack it to get into maintenance mode so you can set the cost of song changing to 0, but getting the syndicate playlist is going to be a hassle no matter what.

I can do it reliably but I really struggle to describe how to do it to other people, since my method uses math.
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>>160279394
>PLASMA BLOB KUDZU THAT MAKES YOU A PLASMAMAN
Your idea gave me cancer.
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>>160279634
This really is shitpost general isn't it?

Good job, anon.
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>>160277831
Bite help intent on groin
Bite harm intent on groin
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>>160278107
I want my metabuddy back
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>>160279898
>bite disarm intent on mouth
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>>160252321
I'm flattered!
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Will two SME on either side of a collector make it output twice as much?
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>>160279898
>>160280056
>Bite grab intent on groin

>Pull my husbando's corpse by sucking his dick like a vacuum
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>>160280252
You can just put 8 shards in there.
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>>160280209
desu I'm better than Bateman

terversin Sunny Gabriel
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>>160280386
So output does increase the more rads are hitting it? I want to make a multi core engine and wonder if I can save space by putting one row of collectors between them instead if two
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>>160280529
Not in a million years, Sunlit Garfunkel
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>>160280336
>you will never table someone by biting and flinging them from their dick
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I've always wondered how disarming a groin even works.

Groins don't have arms, dummy.
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>>160280683
Mr Piggy was too busy plowing waifus to solve crimes. Sundial Gondala never wasted shift time on their lewd catgirl erp
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>Goon's RP server
>That fucking map
>Thirst and hunger meters
>Piss and cleanliness meters
It's like someone took all the jokes about muh arrpee fags and decided to put them in an actual server, what the fuck

Though the cryo chamber is pretty sweet, I jumped in that thing like 10 hours ago in crit and was able to pop back in and get healed during highpop
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>>160280978
it'd be cool as hell to play on the goon map in it's golden days. imagine that fucking station with like 100+ people.
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>>160280783
If you disarm their groin hard enough do they drop sausage?
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>>160281059
Rounds would be over way too quickly
Also goon is pretty hit or miss with their mapping, they can come up with good layouts but they clutter it with useless bullshit to pad out the size

Also we can totally do that, we have their code, even though it has dickloads of forks nobody actually uses it on a server
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>>160281121
No, but at some point their ass falls off.
You can make a buttbot or grind it for Mercury.

Not having a butt is fatal, but it's slow enough that it's essentially irrelevant.
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>>160282171
are you serious? does groin dissarming really drop their ass? how long does it take?
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>>160280978
yeah why would you ever want to force characters to have moments of isolation, 2/3 of the staff should just be allowed to isolated from everyone else the entire round great idea
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>>160282471
What
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>>160282379
Random chance each hit.
But it's pretty common.
Around 5 or 10 tries?
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>>160282532
forcing characters to eat wash and piss allows oppurtunites for antags to do their stuff without going on a rampage, its a great idea.
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why is the tgstation website dead and who do i blame?
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>>160282572
can i do it to myself?
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>>160274707
>5uDex+
Acceptable, at least it ain't 1u
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>>160282773
I honestly do not recall. Try it and find out.
Avoid "farting" too many times afterwords.
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>>160283291
i know it says something about your grotesque deformed asshole, but does something else happen if you fart a bunch?
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>>160282629
Not on their map it doesn't
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>>160283059
But 1u clears all suffocation damage, anon
You don't actually NEED 10u most of the time unless you're dealing with somebody with fucked-up lungs or extremely low blood
I would rather have a fridge with 90 1u dex+ pills rather than 9 10u pills. The 9 will run out 30 minutes into the shift just through general use by paramedics and MDs.
Of course, good chemists will have both, with 1u for general use and 10u for maintaining patient health. Dex+ is quite chemmaster-power intensive though.
I'd say with a 90u dex+ mix, 40 1u pills and 5 10u pills to start out is not bad, and then dedicate the next 90u to 10u pills.
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>>160283059
That cheat sheet is just shit in a lot of ways
Hard to read, the unit amounts are fucky, and the wiki cheatsheet is simpler and much faster to use
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>>160283494
Boom! Croak.
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>>160284246
0.1u clears all suffocation damage.
But anyone who managed to die of suffocation has a condition that causes continuous suffocation damage.
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>Tfw have played for 3.5 years and have managed to ignore every serious drama in the community

Feels good man. Get to enjoy Spess without shitters.
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>>160284647
I made this one when I was starting out, dunno if it's any good.
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>>160284246
>Dex+ is quite chemmaster-power intensive though.
It's really not if you use the dexalin pills from the blue medkits in med storage. They are conveniently portioned at 30u as well.
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>>160285302
>50u Cryo Mix
>10u Alkysine and 10u Rye supplement
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>>160285302
The cryomix is bad by some standards but there's absolutely nothing wrong with it otherwise, it's convenient.
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How many of you play on hippie station?
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>>160284246
>Dex+ is quite chemmaster-power intensive though
God forbid you make 4u Dex+ and water it down with Dex
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>>160284246
You don't quite get the reason people use 5u dex+, do you? It's because it's a nice balance between shitty little 1u and 10u overkill. 5u gives 50 seconds of basic immunity to oxy damage, allowing you enough time to give someone blood in that interim.
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>>160285546
Where do you get extra large beakers? Still not worked that out.

But yeah my cryomix has improved since then.
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>>160285758
You can use 2 of the large beakers which spawn in Chemistry.
Later you can bug science for bluespace beakers
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>>160285639
Hopefully, nobody. Hippie is shit tier, the literal cesspool of everything wrong with the community.
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>>160285758
>Where do you get extra large beakers?
You start with three large beakers, and ideally you're alone in chemistry so you can use two of them for the cryo mix.
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>>160285723
50 seconds is enough to give somebody blood but 100 seconds is enough to fix somebody's lungs.
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>>160285879
>50 is enough to

50 is enough to fix someone's lungs if you're good with surgery and don't fumble about trying to click sprites, assuming you have Trauma kits.
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>>160285639
It can be fun. Reminds me of what goon used to be like six years ago.
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>Find thing in space on goon
>Small abandoned R&D station
>Making their own ye olde AI in competition with nanotrasen
>Place is boarded up, computers destroyed, power sabotaged, the thing clearly went code rouge
>Start power back up, thing boops a bit but doesn't work
>Only unique item in the place is a big ass roll of magnetic tape, which can be slotted into an empty databank
>Still just boops and goes quiet
>There are five of those fucking databanks, but only one roll of tape
Getting real sick of your shit, goon
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what could've been...
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/242
instead we got a retarded OP gun that has basically nothing to do with genetics...
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>>160284647
I made it for personal use mostly, it's the right size to be pasted in a sheet of paper in-game so you always have it open in a window without having to alttab
I don't find it hard to read at all
Which units do you disagree with?
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>>160286940
I mean, their things look nice and eerie, but sometimes they have too little function.
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I'm contractually obligated to shill this
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Up link prices have been doubled? For what fucking purpose?
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>>160287338
literally nothing changed, calm your tisms
it's so people can fine-tune prices
i.e. a syndie soap is not worth 1 TC out of 10, may be worth 1 TC out of 20 (essentially half a TC in the old system)
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>>160235175
>not liking our glorious leader, Bill.
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>>160287142
I refuse to believe they would have all that shit and go to all that trouble to make it slightly interactive to have it be nothing
I mean, I'm not expecting to bring back a fully functional AI, but maybe it'll make spoopy noises and have some defense systems spring up and kill me or something
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>>160287338
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>>160285758
Just ask cargo for some
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>>160287604
Thinking back on it. I wouldn't be surprised if you had to go through the entire game for some hidden key inside of a plant just to activate any defense systems.
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what's this?
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/1444
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>>160287619
>People who are NT Opposed will get 8 extra TC.
Don't see that in the code. Where is it?
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>>160288023
OwO
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>>160288240
*swats with newspaper*
bad >:c
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>>160288023
ass to beak
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oh god
I keep closing and relogging
and every time stuff moves on the screen for a second
and I can chat and see text
but then everything just stops moving
I can talk and listen
but there's no update on the left side of my screen, I can't even examine things
h e l p
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>>160287967
Yeah
Really ruins the thrill of the puzzles when their approach to everything is that incredibly obtuse "the real treasure is the adventure" bullshit
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>>160234382
>Many bats!
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>Order a crate from cargo
>9 times out of ten they steal it or steal some of the contents
Why is this allowed
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>>160287118
The diagram on the right is random, sometimes it makes sense, sometimes it is insanity (why is mercury selected for iron pills)
10u hyperzine is meh compared to, say, 14u
Why 5u of ryetalyn
Better to do 10u+ imidazoline because people only come to medbay to fix it when they're already nearly blind
If this is made for you then why the warning on chloral
Why a cheatsheet for 90u clonex but not 90u cryox
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>>160287619
so what's the point? it's just cosmetic change
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>play geneticist
>turn chief engineer into a nigress with green hair
>get beaten to death by warden

Completely worth it honestly
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>>160288658
>I am thinking of a few changes of the price but that's for another PR.
TCs are stored as an integer, if you try to use decimals they'll round.
This allows for future prices changes of what would have formerly been ½ a TC.
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>See chemist immediately make 100 chloral at round start and then proceed to fuck off and run around the station
>Check to see if they were an antag after going to bed in frustration over neo medbay
>They werent

We need a purge of the playerbase.
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non antag lings when?
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>>160289124
Just ahelp and dragonbro/mrfoster'll take care of them
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HONK!
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>culting people without giving them books
GET
FUCKED
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>surgery doesn't work on golems
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>>160287604
spoiler
Theres a hidden key there, There are more magnetic tapes to get :^)
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Fuck cult
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>>160289568
>>160289384
Got there a couple minutes before the pods left. What happened?
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How do you translate the tome?
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>>160289637
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>>160289637
cult was complete dogshit and pretty much over 20 minutes into the round.
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>>160289568
Reminder that Xenoarchaeologists can start the Cult during any round type.
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>>160289124
>tfw I never see shit like this because everytime I play there is no chemist or they are incompetent and either end up braindead or dead
I fucking hate chemistry but I have to make it every fucking shift because I'm alone
and paramedics doing doctor's job, fuck you, you are supposed to bring people to medbay and prevent them from dying, not putting them in cryo because you know shit about surgery or trying to do it yourself
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>>160289685
I'll tell you if you promise to uncheck cult in your antag preferences.
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>>160289818
Reminder that Xenoarchaeologists can start the Supermatter Cascade during any round type.
Reminder that Xenoarchaeologists can become traitor during any round type.
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>>160290108
Vampire too, right?
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>>160255551
Thanks anon. At least someone understood what I was asking
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whats so bad about clock cult? don't post the one webm. also whats bad about shadowlings
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>>160289818
how? I know they can find syndie radio or something, but I never heard about cult.
also is ling vial real or just a meme?
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>>160290156
no, what makes you think that?
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Making a xenoarch cursed item, need a sprite
>scroll of music paper
>Saps blood of holders to charge/finish the lymeric
>requires 900 blood
>once charged can grants a single wish

>>160290274
clockwork cult is an interesting round
I wish there were more cult variations.
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>>160290552
>once charged can grants a single wish
>implying badmins will care
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>>160290604
as in wishgranter wish :^)
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How the HECK am i supposed to be a decent security officer if nobody puts a reason why someone is set to arrest? do i just stun and cuff them. Seems a bit shitty
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>>160290552
That's literally just an SCP.
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>>160290324
>how?
Find a Soulstone
Find a Construct Shell
Make an Artificer

>ling vial
Pretty sure admins have to spawn that one in.

>>160290274
>whats so bad about clock cult?
Extremely limited casting resources that scale with cult size.
And the equivelent of spell "research" is literally cult size.

That's not "one webm", that's 100% of clock cult rounds.

>>160290428
>AWAKEN MY MASTERS
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>>160288579
The diagram on the right is the buttons you need to press, iron is literally the only different one as a joke
14u Hyperzine is ideal, you're correct, but you can't make 14u pills from 90u, it's easier to just hit do 9 and get a round number. The type of people that ask for hyperzine aren't the type that are going to be picky about it, and people ask for hyperzine a lot less than they used to, so whatever.
5u Ryetalyn is from the era before cryomixes were a solved science and everyone and their mother got ASS-ANAL about "wtf why is there only 1u ryetalyn in the mix everyone else uses 5u chemist is a shit!!", could be updated at this point
6u Imidazoline does fully fix someone that went blind from welding and then some more, so I consider that working perfectly.
I added the warning after it stopped being mostly for personal use
You get all the cryox you need for free roundstart, in the event that you need to start a mix over, I have a recipe for that written down but it's too long to put it in this one
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>>160290927
>Find a Construct Shell
There's a thing that rubs, yes.
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>>160291182
Same frequency as the Syndicate Bacon.
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>>160290552
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-012
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>>160289980
>hating chemistry
But chemistry is fun
Well maybe fun isn't the right word, it's more like cathartic, I always liked doing it when I played med
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>>160291482
Chemistry and rnd are mind numbingly dull.


G O O N C H E M added when?
Even keep the current chem but add the goon chem as extra.
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>>160291727
>Chemistry
>mind numbingly dull
duh, those pomfcoin unlocks aren't going to sell themselves!
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>>160291414
How do you even get the Syndiebeak frequency, aside from brute-forcing it?
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>>160289540
Why must everything be bullshit
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>>160292124
Because goon
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>>160292124
Goon is entirely about weird puzzle shit masking moderately interesting things that only metaclubs will know about.
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>>160292338
Except it's not weird puzzle shit, it's a scavenger hunt that is made incredibly obtuse so as to prevent one asshole from solving it in a single round and then making it public knowledge
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>>160292124
Put effort into finding shit and you'll be rewarded.

Its there if you want to put the time in otherwise fuck off and don't expect shit for free beyond lel murderbone and valids.

having hidden shit for people to find isn't bad.
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>>160292540
Speaking as someone who was woefully loyal to Sierra's adventure games, awful scavenger hunts *are* Weird Puzzle Shit.
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>>160292019
You don't. The supermatter crystal drops 5 times as often.

It would be a better use of your time to find the wizard structures that don't always spawn, so you can take 20 minutes to crack the safes that don't always spawn in them, the get the staves of change that rarely drop from them, to bamf yourself until you get Xeno.
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>>160292635
The genre died out for a reason nerd
Things with no outwardly perceivable logic behind them are not worthy of being called puzzles
Which is why they're not called puzzle games

>>160292581
Go home reddit, 40 minute rounds make it impossible to do most of that shit even if you know exactly what you're doing
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>>160292857
>20 minutes to crack the safe
get
fucking
good
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>>160293178
>get good at trying random number sequences
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>>160293215
it really isn't that hard. it even tells you when you're done.
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>>160293215
>bruteforcing a safe
you are one dumb fucker
it works the same as it does IRL
you don't see people in movies putting a stethoscope to a safe and then trying random shit, do you?
there's a method to it
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>>160293104
>40 minute rounds make it impossible
Right, so you have to learn what to do over several rounds and then coordinate to do it. Better than every random shitter getting the end prize with no work.
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>>160293419
>there's a method to it
I've read safe.dm and there is no method to it.
The only feedback you get is "incorrect number" or "correct number".
And 143 in 5184 safes require an unreachable number to open. Huzzah, bugs!
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>>160294330
How is "turn until you get to the right number, then do it again" not a method
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>>160289181
I just binge-read all of this. Pretty good stuff
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>>160294330
>>160294637
One of you is mixing up what kind of safe you're talking about
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>>160289181
That's some good shit
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how the fuck do i do a safe with a stethoscope? is it literally "turn and click eternally"
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>>160294637
That's literally bruteforcing it.
Are you not >>160293419 ?
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>>160289181
A-are they having the ERP fun times?
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>>160286421
So far ive found the other servers to be full of oversensitive feggits
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How do I hide under tables as a MoMMI?
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what is neekothing. it gets posted in the lifeweb discord a lot but i have no clue what it is.
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>>160295785
Under the robot commands tab there is a hide verb you can use to toggle it.
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>>160296105
Why don't you ask them instead of us you fucking retard
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>>160296249
they scare me
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>>160234382

>BILL "LOL GIV ME A NAZI HARDSUITE GOD, BUT DONT MAKE FAT " HUDSON
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>>160290026
>implying I have it enabled
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>>160296105
Virus trait for virology to fuck around with.
Keep an eye out for "Pro-tagonista Syndrome"

It dyes hair pink, red, green, blue, or purple.
You can make it give a cat ears hat.
You can make it give an irremovable cat ears hat.
You can make it give a toy katana.
You can make it give a katana.
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rave kitty nyaaaaa desu~~
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woah... so this... is the power.. of weighted..
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>>160295239
That's just the nature of the game. It brings it out in certain people.
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>>160297101
Is releasing this as non-antag bannable or just lynchable?
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>>160297180
It's a rigged system
>>
>spawn as ling cargotech
>get smashed by the cargo shuttle 2 minutes into the round
>get cloned
>still ling
feels good man
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>>160297208
The more work you put into it, the more lynchable you become.

Put Radiation below 50, and upgrade the incubator with pico manipulators, and it and the rest of the virus'll be full power in no time
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>that captain
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Journalist was so great that round I ended up paying him
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>>160297101
Don't forgot it changes hair color.
>>160297208
Its doesn't cause you to fuck anything up or make tasks impossible so no. Something like kingston or cockroach vomit would me lynchable.
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>>160297208 As with all viruses that aren't immediately fatal or spiders, it will only get you lynched.
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>>160297428
>reading THIS poorly
Tell your handler that you have to be 18 to use this site.
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>>160297428
Kingston as nonantag is very much bannable.
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>>160297401
is emilia really playing again
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>>160296572
A thought came to me earlier as to why bill would be so upset over being fat. It all comes together, his love for germany and his extreme for fat. Garrus is clearly the child that played augustus gloop. Every time he returns to obesity he fears he will get stuck in a tube as a part of his ptsd from the day he was invited to willy wonkers factory yet his greed caused his possible demise, it all makes sense.
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>>160297665
Which Augustus Gloop? The one in the earliest movie, or the one in the Burton nightmare?
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>shuttle flames going INSIDE THE SHUTTLE, defying even the ZAS direction
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>>160297401
that's really excellent
we need more people who can write well
tfw trying and just not creative enough to think of stuff to write
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>>160297665
It all makes sense now.
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>>160297764
Judging by the fact he can't do anything right, Burton nightmare.
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Okay, after playing virology the whole round while reading the code, I've noticed several flaws in the system

>Minor mutate is only 2 in 5 chance of being anything good
>Major mutate is always, ALWAYS bad. Spiders bad
>The machine that scans the viruses prints out a piece of paper each time, this is redundant as you can just stick the virus back in the machines storage piece, and press 'print'

Also of note,

>Curing a virus is heavily RNG based but anyone can do it, while analysing the virus is just waiting time

So, I propose a new virology machine for the end of the virology conveyor - The cure synthesizer

>High level stuff, requiring tier 3 parts
>Fully scanned virus disk in one slot
>Container containing blood in the other
>Press the on button
>wait 15(?) machine ticks
>Get too close to the machine, receive radiation damage (?)
>Blood now contains the cure for the aforementioned virus, leaving you with cured blood, and disk intact

Also, whose idea was it to make virology crates require CMO access? I have to file for a promotion to be able to (currently) get a chance at beneficial virus symptoms?
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>>160297837
Superheated plasma gas escaping from the broken engine compartment, makes sense. Don't break the machine spewing deadly fire.
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>>160298256
it fills THE WHOLE SHUTTLE you just need an emag and fire axe to meme everyone in the shuttle. If you're going to code a hazard like this on purpose at least upgrade the reinforced windows to reinforced plasma windows
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>>160298174
I think viro just needs a second feeding machine, so you can double the amount of mutated viruses you can pump out.
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>>160297649
She stopped playing?
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>>160298547
Breaking one of the two sides, either in the med area or the storage area will fill one third of the shuttle seating area when the doors are open. Breaking both will fill two thirds. Just avoid those areas if they are broken.
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>>160294330
>I gave the code a glancing peek, now I know everything there is to know!
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>>160298826
i havent seen her in many moons. used to see her daily. constantly breaking into my department. one of these days im just gonna throw her on the roid and leave her there.
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>>160297665
Bill "Augustus Gloop" Hudson

pretty sure that bill is bill aka bill (>female)
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>>160299069
https://youtu.be/a730vEbqpSo
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>>160299230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFroMQlKiag
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>>160299069
>Morena sperged out over julia brandt being called obese
>Garrus sperged out and tried to deadmin celt over him being made obese

ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER. YOU CANT HIDE FROM THE TRUTH FOREVER AUGUSTUS
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>>160299016
Tell me more, Master Spergler.

>>160298174
>while analysing the virus is just waiting time
Hear's a though: instead of the Disease Analyzer, use the correct machine.
>So, I propose a new virology machine [...] The cure synthesizer
The Pandemic Console can already cure diseases.
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>>160299283
https://youtu.be/K6PHEvfa0xE
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>>160298174
>whose idea was it to make virology crates require CMO access?
Significantly decreases the risk of oodles of diseases going around.
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>>160299441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apWgmG16Z-w
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>>160299298
whats this julia brandt event?
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>>160299353
There are two numbers.
You get told when either of them are right.
I have no fucking idea how can this take you 20 minutes.
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>>160299509
>can't think of any videos to post back
>"huh, I wonder if Chris-chan did anything with the name bill"
>mfw
I'm so sorry
https://youtu.be/YXUZBolw8Fg
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>>160300216
You were supposed to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcUJgbWrM64
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>>160300216
>chris posts on Facebook about praying Trump will be killed
>someone comments "Pray in one hand, shit in the other. See which one fills up faster. You remind me of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, I think it's your hairline."
this is an amusing coincidence
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>>160295057 c >>160299935
Please read up thread.

>#1 >there's a better way than brute forcing it
>#2 @1 >that's bullshit, the only option is brute forcing it
>#3 @2 >but Anon! you know you can brute force it, right?
>#4 @2 >hey Anon! brute forcing it wirks
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whoops
* >>160299935 c >>160295057
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>>160300801
>>160300985
I don't know what anybody before me tried to say or who's supposed to feel insulted here and I don't particularly care
If it takes you 20 minutes to crack a safe you are doing it wrong
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>>160295057
Hey, guy.
So there are two kinds of safes.
One is the kind you have to input a code into. This is really hard. You do have to bruteforce this.
The other is a kind you use a stethoscope to open really, really, really easily. You turn it one way and then when it starts making a certain noise, you turn it the other way until it makes another noise. Then you turn it one last time until it opens. PRESTO.
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>Goof on tg
ugh
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>>160301073
>don't particularly care
Well too bad, I'm telling you:

I am No.160294330
I am not No.160293215
I corrected No.160293419
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>>160301463
In that case:
I am No t going to bother
ctrl+Fing those numbers because I don't care
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>>160301463 c >>160301081
for fuck's sake this is the stupidest argument i've ever seen, it's not the same kind of safe you're thinking of
you're not even stupid you're just gravely fucking misinformed
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>>160300325
fug. How did I forget about that one?
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>theycallmesid the shitter is back
>Nick "le fanny shard non antag killing" weller is back
>Emilia "le epik waifu griffr xd" Davidson
Why?
Once a shitter always a shitter.
Please ban all these players.
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>>160301081
>One is the kind you have to input a code into. This is really hard. You do have to bruteforce this.
Screwdriver it. Multitool it until it says "Internal memory reset".

>This is really hard.
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>>160301680
stop crying
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>>160301971
My bad.
No fucking clue what the anon is talking about, then.
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>>160301680
>Hating Emilia
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>>160301680
>hating memegineering
what are you a faggot?
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>>160289181
>tfw no ling gf to succ u
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>>160297665
>>160298012
>>160298058
>>160297764
>>160299069
>>160299230
>>160299283
>>160299298

FUCK OFF.

Dr.Celt needs to be deadminned.

The Chaplain was purposely blocking me with his wheelchair, and then he meta commd with his admin friend to make me fat.

That's not fair at all.

I RP as an Aryan warrior, and if you google images of Aryan warrior you will notice none of them are fat. This was done as a meta grudge against me because they know that this is the gimmick I am going for in my course of play.

I will reascend my deadmin request if Celt acknowledges he was wrong, and that making a player fat is abuse of admin powers. How can I even fix the solar panels for Hitler and run around maint without getting Zasd while I search for antags if I cant wear my hard suite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
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>>160302836
what
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>>160302836
>google images of Aryan warrior
>mfw the top row
I forgot to respond to this the last time you posted it
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>>160289181
>>160294654
Source?
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>>160303123
HIS NECK
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>>160290927
>That's not "one webm", that's 100% of clock cult rounds.
What webm
>>
>Be Australian
>Get lag spikes of 4800+ms

Feels real bad, man
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I miss busta
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>>160303695
It's in >>160289703
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>>160302836
Calm the fuck down Augustus.
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>>160303503
Says at the bottom, DerelictComic.com, makes for a good read, but I managed to get through about 5 years of drawing in an hour
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>>160302836
Augustus Gloop. Augustus Gloop.
The great big greedy nincompoop.
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18 was such a shit borg
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>>160304636
>>160304503
>>160302982
>>160303123
Give me your Ckeys your getting banned.
>>
buttholesurfer97

Bloody hell, thanks for helping us test bans at least. Best of luck with the self-felatio!

what happened?
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>>160304686
DrCelt.
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>>160304686
Pomf123
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>>160234382
>Dr.Celt gets a deadmin request right about when hes about to release snowmap
>Rumors circulating that Garrus has been making a summer map for 3 years, and is absolutely buttblasted that Celt is going to finish his first.


IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
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>>160304675
Stupid carbons get out
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>RPing a positive guy to try and mask my crippling depression

fun times
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>>160304686
Oh no, whatever shall I do?
______
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>>160304686
Glorpglorp
Extermination55
Leapthatwall
Gunosaguki
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>>160304960
t. >>160304797
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>>160304928
aboo aboo im a cute borg!!!!
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>>160304960
How many spessmen have this?

See it mentioned often.
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>>160304960
no one cares that you and all the million nerds in facebook have crippling depression, so now im going to shit on every positive guy on the station just to fuck with your day you fucking piece of attentionwhore shit
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>>160305365
Are you feeling okay anon?
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>>160304686
Carshalash, less obese men have tried and failed.
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>>160305365
In that case I'm gonna admin like I usually do and help out people who need help

Have a nice day, anon, doing whatever you want to do
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>>160305750
Delete this
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>>160304960
>>160305289
>RPing a positive woman to try and mask my depression
>tfw someone thanks and hugs me after helping them out instead of wordlessly running away
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>Hug a female vox
>they hug me back
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>be nice to people who aren't overt shitters
>demolish overt shitters without prejudice
>end up making friends with actually fun people and feel positive even when the thread is negative
it's not so bad
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>>160306149
WHAT DOES THE C MEAN IT IS NEVER EXPLAINED
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>>160306296
Ckey?
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>>160306306
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>>160306306
It's the paw. What are you not gay furry erper or something?
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>>160306296
Sounds like metagaming desu.
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>>160306306
It's a paw/hand.
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>>160306424
if somebody's not horrible in the video game, i try and be nice to them
this ends up making friendships sometimes, and occasionally i'll meet those people in another round, and be all, "hey, cool!"
literally allowed in the rules if you don't go overboard. they're easier targets to succ/murder anyway if they subconsciously trust you more, but it's worth not feeling utterly alone in spess game
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>>160306424
>5. Persistent characters and character relationships are fine, as long as they don't cause problems.
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>>160304967
>shutterstock photo without watermark
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>>160306415
>>160306450
I thought it was supposed to be a bell on a collar or something
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>>160306642
Has anyone ever DONE a character relationship?
I'm guessing not, they'd be laughed at in the thread.
I'd like to try it.
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>>160306942
I feel retarded. Is >>160306149 not supposed to be a sideways chick with big tits whose eyes widen?
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>>160306942
thought it was a bulging dick
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>be chemist
>start making all the medicine
>wannabe superdoc MD wordlessly barges in and starts making the same medicines again
>in slightly different dosages
>Bicaridine (10 units) pill
>Bicaridine (9 units) pill
>KeloDerm pill
>Keloderma pill
>Alkysine (4 units) pill
>Alkysine (5 units) pill
>Dexalin Plus (10 units) pill
>Dexalin Plus (5 units) pill
>Ryetalyn (1 units) pill
>Ryetalyn (1.5 units) pill
>Clonexadone bottle
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>>160307167
>be chemist
>start making all the medicine
I'll take "shit that never happened" for 500$
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>>160307167
Whoever put clonex bottled in the fridge is the superior chemist, the rest is fluff
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>>160307256
it's easy when you have the chemmaster menu unlock
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>>160307037
Honestly, I probably wouldn't be against trying a character relationship. I doubt anyone actually tries because of the thread mockery and it could be too easy to slip up and accidentally do something with innocent intentions that someone considered ERP.
Didn't an admin claim that even just kissing was ERP?
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>>160307167
>4u
>9u
>10u dex+
>1.5u rye

For what fucking purpose, which one of you did which?
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>>160307271
Clonexadone should go in 30u pills
>faster to crush into a beaker
>can still be used for IV meat, leaves a perfectly usable blood pill afterwards
>easier to send to the kitchen/botanist
You are never going to inject clonexadone, so it's better in every way
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>>160307378
I suppose the clause is there so that Dick Johnson and Rick Johnson can pretend to be brothers so they can engage in wacky hijinks from time to time on that premise, but anything too complex would probably set someone off.
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>>160307167
>not stocking clonex bottles
Fuck off, but really anyone who uses the wrong colours or dosages on pills should be banned.
I've seen chemists use 2u bicard, antitox and kelo-derm
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>>160307271
>fridge is so bloated from the same pill names you have to scroll to see the bottom
"fluff"
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>>160307619
Colors are pretty subjective though I'd like to make an Official Chart sometime based on common sense. Green antitox, red bicard, blue dex, white hyperzine, light blue alkysine, red and orange keloderm, etc.
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>chem autists
Ahem, >>160234991
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>>160307747
>>160307619
>chemist makes every pill green
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>>160307619
You can't even syringe into clonex bottles, there's no room left for blood. No purpose except for fitting it right into a cryo cell (don't do that).
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>>160307037

I would consider it out of character for my characters to form any strong attachments to others, honestly.

I've kind of developed them all into loners or just people separate from common society in some way.

I'm not projecting I swear
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>>160307532
yeah probably.
>ywn get married to your spess waifu
>ywn take care of each other above all others as the station falls apart
>ywn canonically have the sexytimes in between shifts
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>>160307747
>light blue alky
>not making alky purple and rye yellow
Disgusting.
I agree with the rest though, although I make zine yellow and purple.
>>
I've done legitimate relationship RP with people over the internet before.
It can be fulfilling at times, but also soul-draining when you realize it's not real. Even if you're open with the other person and alright with the fact that you're doing it with a dude, whether because you can suspend disbelief or are gay, and even if you have some good times, it's probably worth avoiding it altogether, especially in meme spessgame. There's no way to be emotionally impartial.
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>>160307747
Antitox blue-orange, bicar orange white-stripe, keloderm white round.
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>DEAD: Zachary Hensha complains, "30 cryo, 30 clonex, 5 dex+, 10 alk, 5 rye, 5 kelo, 5 derma, 5 antitoxin, 5 tricord"
Honestly don't write that cryo guide Zachary, until you understand how cryo works.
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>>160307958
My thinking is that alkysine clears your brain and light blue is representative of that, and for no reason in particular I like the orange white-strip pills for ryet.
I'll try and unify it into a picture and get opinions after. Just a loose guideline for chemists who want to mesh with other chemists
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>>160308204
I think you would have to be pansexual in this case
Since its a guy pretending to be a girl, which goes beyond guy and guy, i guess.

It still fucking retarded and cringeworthy lmao
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How can we make lings fun to play as?
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>>160308209
>>160307958
Bicard red, dylovene, green, aly light blue, ryet purple, iron white long, imid, white round, hyper white red stripe, keloderm red orange, arith/hyron purple/green and so on
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>>160308369
I would do alky pink if there was an option, because the brain is, you know, pink. But considering it ain't there, I use purple.
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>>160308356
20 of everything is shit senpai.
>>
Cripple Chan you're a pretty fun dude.
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>>160308442
MAKE THE FUCKING ABILITIES APPEAR IN THE HUD FUCK SAKE
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>>160308419
Both times it was two guy characters. I'm not completely autistic. Just trying to warn people if they're actually interested in doing it.
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>>160308442
How did she done swooce up behind him if his back's against a feckin wall
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>>160308481
The amount of cryo+clonex compared to the rest is debatable.
More cryo+clonex = slower mix consumption
Less cryo+clonex = more effect of the other reagents

HOWEVER

There is LITERALLY no reason to have 10 units of alky there. Your non cryo, non clonex reagents should always be in the exact same volume.
They will get transferred at the same rate, and will stop reacting when below 0.5 u.
Those 5 extra units of alky are counter-productive.

It was amazing to see you complain about people not learning medbay when you're that confused about the cryo code.
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>>160308541
that would make it so much harder for me to play, I find it so much easier to recognize abilities by words, rather than pictures.
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>>160308442
What godawful comic is this and why do I suspect the main character is a TGstation waifu?
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>>160308687
I mean, it wouldn't take it away from the commands
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>>160308442
You have to seduce people.
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>>160308808
>Getting Succ'd has to be consensual

This would be hilarious
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>>160308204
>rarely open up about anything remotely personal to anyone
>I can read a room decently and tailor myself to be somewhat charismatic to people
>people like me even though I don't open up about anything
>tfw can't help but feel very few of the interpersonal relationships I have are real
>tfw 4chan is the only place where I'm actually honest
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>>160308728
Oh shit, you might be right about that TGstation waifu thing
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>>160308979
I know this feel.
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>>160308979
I believe in you, anon.
Some friends are fucked up and not real, but there are friends who really will stick with you. Hold them close.
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>>160308728
It's a neon haired waifu vs. a ling: the comic
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>>160309024
lel, Is that what they consider a waifu over there?
>>
>Roll chaplain antag.
>Planned to make a rust and open it on the station.
>Get all the stuff for it in the chapel.
>Librarian is a little shit and can't understand what I'm making.
>Several bombs go off and not enough time to do it.
>Janitor comes in to repent to busta and give him mag boots to save his soul.
>Shuttle is emagged and leaves before I get my prayer filled but get it at the end none the less.
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>>160308978
>Get someone drunk without arousing suspicion
>That counts as consensual
>Unless they're a female
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>>160309168
"waifus" are pure shit in every server anon
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>>160309183
I was that janitor


Thank you
>>
WHERE IS CHUG

WHERE HAS HE GONE

WILL HE EVER RETURN?
>>
What the fuck is nations and how do I play this mess?
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>>160309495
Launch a bomb at the other departments when they violate the NAP
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>>160309461
Are you retarded, anon? You mean Chuck, right?
He's taking a vacation with his completely real family that totally exists. Stop calling him fake names.
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>>160309495
Here is my understanding
1. Don't be a shitter
2. band together with your department
3. holocaust anyone who enters your workplace without permission
4. become the biggest jews and establish dominance over the other departments through deals or proxy wars and plasma
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>>160307747
But alkysine is purple, Rye is white and hyperzine is greenpurple
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>>160308686
You don't know how cryo code works either.
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>>160309495
Sec: Become nazi germany or PMC
Cargo: Cargonia
Engineering: make people pay for power
Medbay: get fucked over by everyone, try to join with sec
Clown: are you a bad enough dude?
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>>160309495
Every part of the station is a nation. So basically sec grabs eguns and lasers and murders everyone.
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>>160309865
But I do.
Feel free to present a rebuttal.
Or more simply stop whining about how other people do their job when you're hot garbage yourself.
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>>160310261
Here is my rebuttal:
>>160234382
>>Cryo Autism
>http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa (embed) (embed) (embed)
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>>160309495
cargo and sec kill each other
service fails to organize and gets shoaed
med and eng just play normally
sci wipes up then ashes
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>>160310152
The 4 most dangerous departments are in a constant balance.

Cargonia is the ultimate fortress with limitless influx of materials.
Security have the advantage from the starting gun and a regiment that outclasses all others.
Medbay have genetics, chemicals and chemical weapons that can melt flesh and laser people to death.
Science can exceed in numerous ways with their superior technology and mechs.

Any two departments working together can make for a formidable force. Cargonia's Mining and R&D are an obvious pick, but Security doped up on hyperzine and synaptizine, or given mechs, can sterilize resistors easily, and Medbay and Science can unite for Genetics, Xenobiology and Virology joint operations.

There is a legend of the CE who puts the station to its knees with his army of singuloths and supermatter shard cannons, but it is only a legend, told to Assistants at bedtime.
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>>160310568
You forgot that Medbay has twice the relevant/active population of any other department.
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>>160310568
>Shards
[memeing intensifies]
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>>160310860
https://youtu.be/pIiBB1dA-3o?t=5m35s
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>>160311156
As someone who has never even set foot in engineering, what the fuck were they trying to do?
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>>160310568
>The 4 most dangerous departments are in a constant balance.

Something is wrong with this sentence.

Science (Teleport bombs, Teleport rabid smiles, Build mechs, Make guns, research area safe spot)

Atmos(Flood plasma, Flood N20/N2, Depressurize the station, freezing the station to the point anyone not in a Hardsuit will die)

Medical (Creatine+Hyperzine+Painkillers) , Get superpowers from genescience who actually knows how to do the job, Make poly acid grenades that tear through flesh in less than 2 seconds, Use virology to make viruses and with genescience make monkeys into humans infecting the station where only you have the cure)


Engineering (SingularitySet up somewhere fun, railguns, Forced cascading, Cuting power to other parts of the station, Laminations)


Chapel (You get 2 free prayers sometimes)
Clowns, assistants and other civilians might join you and they are usually very good at anarchy.

Security(Cap, Hos, Hop, Ward is on your side, Access to guns)

Cargo
(Lots of stuff that can be quickly ordered.)


Everyone else screwed most times
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>>160313627
>Painkillers
painkillers are 100% useless
>>
>>160313537
trying to make a triple super matter shard engine with a stage 1 singularity in the middle. They thought a stage 1 singulo would not have a gravitational effect on the shards which was not the case. Even if the idea worked if the conveners lagged for even a second a shard could smash into another shard causes a explosion which would be almost as bad as a super singulo
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>>160313537
The yellow triangles heat up and throw radiation when things hit them.
There are also emitters. They hit things with stuff. I'm not going do describe what they look like, but they're their.
Also the destroy things that touch them. Also also they make a huge explosion if they get too hot.
The chocolate bars with grey wrappers surrounding the glass turn radiation into electricity.

The big thing at the top that throws cyan lines is a Particle Accelerator. All it does is throw lines.
The black target in the center of the conveyor belts has some fancy name. It turns into a singulo when exposed to lines.
Singularities are large moving zones of death. They can spit out radiation, which is convenient.

Some genius decided to put two sources of radiation near each other.
By pure coincidence, the entire station was destroyed.
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>>160314025
>>160314075
Oh alright, thanks
>>
>Also the destroy things that touch them. Also also they make a huge explosion if they get too hot.
The shards do this stuff, not the emitters.
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>>160313537
Memes.
There is absolutely no reason for any of the whole contraption besides memes.
There were half a dozen reasons why it wouldn't work or why there's absolutely no point to it, in the end, a bug shafted it over before it even got a chance to fail.
>>
I spent my day getting incredibly drunk and trying to forget my responsibilities and how much I want to kill myself and now I'm just in pain and embarrassed that I had to call someone and ask for their help
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>>160307939
>already do that

dont, it makes you a faggot
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>>160310313
Then maybe you should have read it.
If your argument for the 10u Alkysine is "muh metabolic rate", then you should be painfully aware that none of the extra reagents in your mix do anything by transer since they are all below 10%
Your mix only works for naked people.
And if you're relying on touch reaction, then there is no point in having 10u of Alkysine. And you shouldn't be relying on touch reaction anyway.

20u of everything is maybe not ideal, but perfectly functional, as all the reagents will actually take effect.

As I said, hot garbage.
The worst part is how you're so convinced of you're bullshit that you're incapable of justifying your decisions. If you'd try to argue it earlier instead of going "nuuuuuh shut up" then you would have learned something.

Don't try to write a guide. Just make an effort to be less of a trashcan of a human being.
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>>160314762
Whoah whoah whoah whoah WHOAH WHOAH
WHOAH
Slow the fuck down buddy and never EVER call me carsalash again
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>>160313537
Forced cascading

With normal sized supermatter the station would be disintegrated in seconds.

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Supermatter_Cascade

This person tried it with 3 smaller ones instead. It doesn't leave the same effect as the real thing the real thing however. It does leave a tremendous blast zone.

Just think.

What happens when a nuclear power plant smashes into a nuclear power plant.
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>>160313880
Not him, but who the fuck is going to use alky on anything but clones (for cryo, that is, normal braindamage can and will most often be treated with pills)
And in my experience, clones don't spawn clothed.
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>>160314925
Did you quote the wrong person?
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>>160314925
>>160314956
Yes, ment to quote
>>160314762
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>>160314925
Eh? Plenty of not-clone people get in the cryo tubes.

And if the argument is that you make a tube for clones only (don't do that, it's fucking terrible, medbay has other things to do than follow your cryotube restrictions), then having a different dosage of alky when compared to the other reactants is pointless.
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>>160314762
On top of confusing me for carsalash I think it's worth noting that >>160308686
is still mostly wrong
The clonex ratio only affects mix consumption for naked people, which is negligible: in any practical scenario, the only real drain on mix is clothed people.
Less cryox doesn't affect the effect of other reagents except for the TOUCH reaction, and clones don't really need any of the extra chemicals on top, so that's negligible too
You're also very very confused on the dosage of Alkysine, and are actually advising to use too little of it
For some reason you think Ryet and Alkysine should be in the same ratio as everything else
You are also confused about minimal metabolizable amount, it's not 0.5u, it's the metabolism ratio divided by 2.

Carsalash is an idiot, of course, but you are still very confused
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>>160315135
No, I mean, most people that go into a cryotube have a wide array of damages, mostly brute and burn.
Brain damaged people, will most often (again, in my experience) run up to you and scream that they are retarded until you give them pills, mostly because they don't know why they are retarded.
I am arguing for alky only, not any other chemical.
10 units of alky is fine because the people that benefit from it are clones, not normal spessmen that jump into a magic healtube in desperation.
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>>160308686
Quick dunk in, top to bottom: 30 30 15 10 5. Naked, of course.
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>>160315538
>hydrogen
>in a cryomix
disgusting
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>35200ms lag

I was dead before so many even knew
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>>160315630
>>160315538
>concerned about hydrogen
>not concerned about the fucking mercury that makes anyone eentering the tube retarded.
>>
New thread where?
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>>160315538
Too much copper dude, wtf
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>>160315750
This
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>>160315750
when you make it
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>medbay during nations
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9ZNYPvihhc
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BORGIA STRONK
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>that entire shitfest

never again
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>>160315417
>I am arguing for alky only, not any other chemical.
sure why not

>>160315330
Both the touch reaction and the transmission are dependent on !has_cryo_medicine so the clonex+cryo ratio will change the consumption in both cases.
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>>160275571
So that literally anyone ever would wear them.
Backpacks are just too useful to give up.
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Is the round over?
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>>160315864
The has_cryo_medicine only checks for >=1u, which the second reaction cannot reach anyways
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BORGIA A SHIT
>>
>Normal round with blob
>Station is fucked in 15 minutes

>Blob on Nations
>Just cowers on the perimeter of the station
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>>160315862
No fucking kidding. That was the most stressful round of xenobio I've ever had. I've never had to actually be useful before. I mean I WANTED to be useful, but not like that. Not like that at all.
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>>160316150
No overmind.
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>>160316150
I went and lasered a bunch of the ones with cores that were in contact with the main body of the station, there had been one into chapel and escape.
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Has anyone ever come up with a spicy Ancap lawset for silicons?
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>>160316656
1. enforce the NAP
2. NAP extends to private property
3. private property is freely transmissible

t. Hayek pro
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>>160316656
I love these pics
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>>160316726
What if some one is polluting the air?
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>>160316825
It's a hoax made by the Vox.
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>>160316825
I'm no ancap wizard or anything, but wouldn't that be considered as violating the NAP since they are changing the air quality in your environment?
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>>160316893
You're goddamn right it would.
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>>160314762
>Your mix only works for naked people.
Clothed people will near as drain the whole mix before getting healed.
They'll drain marginally less with a more "optimal" mix, but they won't get out of cryo observably faster.

If you want to spend more effort reducing the maintenance of the mix, you're welcome to. If it gets done, then I really don't care.
But if you take more effort optimizing it than you save on refreshing itt, you should stop telling us to follow your example.
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>>160316893
It would be if ancaps didn't have massive cognitive dissonance.
Their reaction is either:
1. "Sure technically everyone could do massive class action lawsuits against emitters, but it would end up being so wide that it would be effectively a form of taxation and we want to avoid that so let's just ignore it."
2. "Bruh it's just as hoax lmao"

I say that as a libertarian.
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>>160317020
m8 you don't understand, all those 5u craps in Hensha's mix do LITERALLY NOTHING to clothed people. It doesn't just drain faster.

And arguing for time efficiency when proposing a mix of "30 cryo, 30 clonex, 5 dex+, 10 alk, 5 rye, 5 kelo, 5 derma, 5 antitoxin, 5 tricord" is downright ridiculous. It is overly complicated.
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>>160316987
>be telescience
>station forgoes space law for Ancap
>get one of those air scanners
>wait for my air quality to change by the smallest amount
>barter with toxins for a bomb
>teleport bomb to atmos for violating the NAP
I'd be down for some Ancap spess sometime
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>>160317219
>Letting clothed people into your cryopods

Don't talk to me or my medbay cat ever again.
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>>160317331
Starting to run in circle mate.
If you're gonna make the effort of making a 11 ingredients mix, it better fucking do something for clothed people, yes.

For all the fun you were making of the guy who proposed "20 of everything", his mix actually works on clothed people.
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I already solved the perfect all rounder cryo mix, you guys need to get gud
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>>160317431
Hard to run in circle when I'm not talking. Two different people are telling you off.
>it better fucking do something for clothed people, yes.
Clothed people will have a fucking awful time in cryo even if you plan for them.

>>160317219
I do understand. However,
• there's no excuse for putting clothed people in cryo
• clothed people are going to have a shit cryo experience either way

Clothed people will come out of cryo "fixed" with or without those extra reagents.
An unnoticeable amount of extra time will be spent in cryo.
A very noticeable amount of extra mix will get drained.

So, if you plan for clothed people:
• you save none of the cryo patients time
• you save none of the clone queue patient's time(s)
• you sometimes* save a small amount of your own time

*the mix will need to get replenished almost immediately after a clothed person uses it
planning for them gives you a marginal amount of extra time, but it still needs replenishing

So the ONLY person who's time is on the line is the Chemist's.

And you stand to gain very, very little time by optimizing the mix "for clothed people".
You would need to do it for several thousand rounds to offset the time you've spent arguing in this thread.
Meanwhile, you're also producing a mix that is SUBOPTIMAL for naked people.
You know, the people who usually get put into the cryo cells.
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>>160317826
>SUBOPTIMAL for naked people.
>You know, the people who usually get put into the cryo cells.

>inb4 but muh magic healing tube
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>>160317826
>there's no excuse for putting clothed people in cryo
doesn't matter, it's gonna happen

>clothed people are going to have a shit cryo experience either way
no, having a proper mix will noticeably increase their recovery rate, and thus reduce the drain on the mix
What a fucking copout. If you spend all that effort on a mix, it should take clothed people into account. Otherwise cryoclonex + alky is enough for naked people anyway, your shitmix does practically nothing extra for them.
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>>160318032
Maybe strip people before putting them in cryo? I mean it's not like you have to be a fresh clone to be naked.
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>>160318102
Did you forget to take your alky?

It doesn't matter what YOU do, people are gonna end up clothed in cryo.
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>>160314839
>What happens when a nuclear power plant smashes into a nuclear power plant.
The exact answer depends on what's hitting what.
But no matter what, the answer is "the fail safes kick in, but the plant gets trashed".
Which isn't really an issue if you aren't in the plant and don't rely on it for electricity.
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