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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>who
>reads
>thread?????
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz
First for waifus
>>160162654
1st for SALT AS MINALBE RECOURSE WHEN
>Law 1. Maintain the station.
>Law 2. Reduce expenses.
>Law 3. Obey the Captain.
>Law 4. Maximize revenue.
>>160162914
>no definition of expenses, what captain counts as captain, or what revenue means
Hope you're ready for hogan lawset 2
Id-locked weapons when?
>>160163071
The Lawgiver is DNA-locked.
>>160163071
lawgiver only dna lock weapon so far.
>>160162914
>AI whys all the lights off
>AI why are you bolting us into a 1x1 closet
>AI why are you outsourcing all the work to vox under borg slave drivers
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
>>160163462
This is why you should just bee yourself
>>160163391
>implying
>>160163462
got shit post in the bans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVV34E061A4
>That shitter on the banlog
Stay gone, shitter
Reminder that metal rods > fire extinguisherghetto jetpack
KOLITH WAS A SHITTER AGAIN. CHECK BANPAGE
>>160163590
deadmin when
>>160163647
Immediately, his transgressions cannot continue.
>>160163737
t. kolith
Kolith is a shitty admin. You knew this and let it happen.
You've made your bed, now lie in it. The meta friends own this server.
>>160163583
>muh lattices
>guys
>guys, guys
>guys, lattices
I bet youbuild office chairsinstead ofeating Busta-Nuts.
Snow map soon
>pic related is ban reason?
New player here, Admin spent about 10 mins trying to explain to me that i'm not new and that i'm trolling since i dont know what "ooc ic" is. I was informed of rules and pardoned a couple of hours ago when I was roleplaying as an insane person and killed someone and apologized, shit was fine after that. Explained to admin that my friend is teaching me ss13, of course after that he tries to make me admit that we're metacomming, which we don't. Then he asks me how I can know what metacomming means if i'm new, i explain that i played darkRP on garry's mod before this, and that metagaming is the same concept there and that my friend told me that we shouldn't do it. This shit goes on for about 10 minutes and i finally get banned out of the blue.
Other admins were cool in teaching me the game, Kolith wasn't. I haven't really done anything major to deserve a perma or even a one day ban.
>>160163970
>shadows
Holy shit, do objects really cast shadows now?
>>160164001
Appeal on the forums.
Also if you're curious, your ban reason is the entire script of Bee Movie.
>>160164001
t. kolith
>>160164017
On snow station, they will, yeah.
Holy shit Kolith is such a memeing shitter, why the fuck did he ever get fucking admin
>>160163871
>10 uses
>60 uses
hmmmmmmm..........................
>>160163590 c >>160163575
You have to post your entire ban reason on the forums to appeal a ban.
That ban reason is significantly larger than the post size limit.
>>160164098
Is it only certain explicitly-accounted for objects that will, or is there some code solution that allows all objects to?
>>160164001
Kolith is a huge cunt, appeal on forums so you're unbanned.
Sadly MustardNigger won't deadmin his metabuddy
>>160164129
You can post the ban reason in a pastebin and link the pastebin in the appeal.
D E A D M I N
K O L I T H
>>160164001
I don't know how you type in coherent sentences here but act like a 12 year old faggot in game, which is why nobody took you seriously. This isn't a game where people will like you more for acting retarded.
>>160164170
All objects *should* be able to use the same code and most regular shaped objects will work but anything that's got really fucked up sprites will cast very strange shadows. I can however disable shadows on certain objects or change the shadow offset to force it to fit.
A day in history: The slaughter of the innocent player and his friends by the perfidious Coder bloc, the "Design Bloc"
>>160164325
Hi Kolith.
Feeling high on that sweet admin power?
Are your dark primal urges satisfied?
>>160164491
Not yet. I still have to take Celt down with me.
>le ebin bee movie meme
It's bad enough that my youtube suggestions are filled with BEE MOVIE BUT X videos despite the fact that I don't watch meme shit like that
Ideas for new mechs as requested in the previous thread:
Service mech - And an appropriate service module to enable features such as having a Rapid-Service-Fabricator, synthesizing bartender vendomat drinks like gin, whiskey, wine, etc. and being a mobile jukebox.
Can equip syringe guns as well, scan a few chems and become the ultimate bartending tool.
Holy mech - For the emprah. Can be equipped with all the traditional chaplain tools: book, null rod and a extinguisher with an a self-blessing holy water reservoir. All of those are mech-sized and thus stronger than their normal counterparts: null rod rune reveal/dispel range is much greater and has a higher chance of deconverting cultists, the book blessing can cause a shitload of brain damage but also perform miraculous healing and the holy water is just plain holy water in an extinguisher anyway. The mech's holy plating takes severely reduced damage from unholy shitters like cultists toys and all that shit.
For some odd reason this blessed mech only allows chaplains to board it, regardless of access levels. Also maybe give it a megaphone for preaching.
I SEE ZAS NOW.
DO NOT NEED HARDCORE OR MAGBOOT OR OFFICE CHAIR HACK.
I SEE AIRFLOW. I SEE INTRICATE OF DEPRESSURIZING GO PAST ME, AND I DODGE USING MINUTE MAN MOVEMENTS.
CANNOT BE KNOCKED DOWN. CANNOT BE HURT.
I HAVE REACH THE SINGULARITY.
>>160164001
Appeal it on the forums, you need to post the entire ban reason when you appeal so use this
http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/a1/bee-movie-script-transcript-seinfeld.html
I am in full support of Kolith and his ban. If it is overturned, I will cancel Snow Map.
>>160164595
Carsh just post your celt ERP logs already
>>160164595
You're not me! I'm me!
>>160164643
Fuck off, Foster.
hello i am here for the memes and the bees fuck you this rhymes
whats up
Check logs, Zealotron was the one fucking with him, Kolith just did the ban.
D E A D M I N
T H E M
>>160164635
Celts a scrawny red headed boy, i'm only into obese women.
Plus im too depressed at the thought of doing anything lewd with anyone right now.
>>160164823
>carsh will never be tour chest borer and inject you with 100u nutrimentagain
Morot4 unbanned, Kolith on last chance before deadminned.
B A S E D. P A I N.
>MrPain unbans a shitter because he hates the Bee Movie
Jesus christ
>Pain unbans a repeated offense shitter because of the meme note
Ebin
>>160165067
>>160165092
He was immediately banned afterward though.
>>160165067
>>160165092
>Sawbones rebans him
Admin war NOW!
>Dude tazes me while I'm getting pie from a vending machine
>look around for him a bit
>find the suit he stole in the morgue
>catch his ass in sec
>leave him in perma naked while the station evacuates
I really wanted to beat him to death. But I didn't. So points for me.
>>160165092
>repeated offsence shitter
what are you even talking about
what offence are you talking about
>>160164727
At least spoof the !'s, you lazy twit.
>>160165164
The guy has been a shitter all day and ick ocking when he gets punished.
okay guys kolith posted logs
apprently the ban reason was me raging in all chat for turning into a catbeast(obviously a joke)
this is what gets you a perma guys
and no i haven't been "a shitter all day"
i did like one other thing today that i was excused for since i'm new by another admin lol
>admins turn you into catbeast as joke
>you joke back by calling them niggers
>you can't do that. respect my authoritah
kolith has autism
I don't supposed xenos can understand English can they?
>tfw you will never submit yourself as a slave to the queen and draw her enemies into traps
>>160164001
>joins with the name "UzumaQii Narutyrone"
>despite apparently being a "new player," does nothing but spam WGW over the radio for a whole round
>"roleplaying as an insane person" despite the fact that the rules EXPLICITLY say not to do this
>"potential and probable harm are the same thing, by the way"
>Morot Fur/Morot4/(Morot Fur) (@238,257,1) Deadsay: mutters, "i hate this admin for being mean to me"
You're fucking shit, mate. Go and stay go.
>>160165378
>playerage 1
>8 n o t e s
>all negative
amazing
>>160165378
>Read WGW over the radio meaning you are fair game to both players and admins
>Get catbeasted by admins
>Scream in OOC and ick the ock a lot
>Continue to scream
>Be a shit in ahelps
>EIGHT NOTES PLAYER AGE ONE
go and stay go
: a. On 10/03/2011 in response to the statement "Stop downloading all that cee pee
: Thad, you're just asking for it" being posted by another user on MCMICHAEL'S
: Facebook page, MCMICHAEL wrote "WELL TELL 7 YEAR OLD GIRLS TO
: STOP SUCKING DICK SO SEXY."
MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.
IT WAS A JOKE BRO
>>160165426
>implying name matters (muh immersion??)
>not a whole round, more like twice lmao
>i apologized for this to admin, did not know of rule. already sorted out.
>is this a ban reason?
>obviously a joke as i was turned into a catbeast.
are u real
>>160165540
Literally read the rules
>>160165515
DELETE THIS NOW
>>160165540
OOC and IC stay separate. It's in the rules. Do you not know what OOC and IC are?
>>160165515
HERE IT IS
IN ALL ITS GLORY
>>160165673
M A D T H A D
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>>160165540
>implying name matters (muh immersion??)
READ THE RULES
WHY DO YOU NOT READ THE RULES AND THEN COMPLAIN WHEN YOU GET PUNISHED FOR BREAKING THEM
>>160165401
They can if they were turned into xenos via a staff of change.
Otherwise no.
[16:50:08]ADMIN: PM: Morot4/(UzumaQii Narutyrone)->DrCelt/(Manu Yount): I am roleplaying as an insane person
[16:50:28]ADMIN: PM: Morot4/(UzumaQii Narutyrone)->DrCelt/(Manu Yount): I tried to set her on fire
[16:50:55]ADMIN: PM: Morot4/(UzumaQii Narutyrone)->DrCelt/(Manu Yount): Then i blinded her and called her a fucking stacy
[19:40:16]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@246,296,1) As Galactic Common : Ayyy lmao
[19:46:14]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@251,272,1) As Galactic Common : Why u doin this
[19:47:18]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@271,288,1) As Galactic Common : Niqqa
[19:47:22]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@271,288,1) As Galactic Common : Boiiiiiii what u doing
[19:47:31]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@271,288,1) As Galactic Common : That mf like button
[19:47:36]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@272,290,1) As Galactic Common : Tell u wut
[19:47:54]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@271,291,1) As Galactic Common : Niqqa what u doing
[19:48:21]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@271,289,1) As Galactic Common : Boiiiiiiii
[20:09:15]OOC: Unknown/Morot4 (@246,272,1): stop respawning me as a catbeast
[20:09:34]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones)->Morot4/(Morot Fur): ooc in ic, 15 minute ban. See you
[20:09:51]ADMIN: PM: Morot4/(Morot Fur)->Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones): f u c k y o u n i g g e r
[20:13:54]SAY: Morot Fur/Morot4/(Morot Fur) (@231,244,1) Deadsay: drones, "i'm a girl i deserve better"
This isn't even the rounds where he was banned. Please keep permabanned.
>>160165540
>being such a fucking stupid shitter that you're unable to even grasp how much of a fucking stupid shitter you are
>>160165835
round where he was permabanned*
Is it possible to see my player's notes?
>>160165936
Only by asking an admin to show them to you.
>>160165969
Alright, and if I understand correctly, admins make notes on you and they can be good or bad? Can I see if I got notes at all without telling an admin about it?
>>160165673
what a god
">implying name matters (muh immersion??)"
MCMOROT4 claimed this post was a joke.
>>160166023
You have to ask an admin for your notes, there is no other way to get them
>>160166023
Notes can be good or bad. Usually they're bad.
Notes are used by admins to gain insight into a player before taking action.
This guy blew up a welding tank, but claimed it was an accident?
If he has no notes, maybe just a warning or nothing at all.
If he has a page of notes listing previous instances of welderbombing, that's a ding dong bannu.
>Can I see if I got notes at all without telling an admin about it?
No, admins are the only ones capable of accessing notes. You have to go through one of them if you want to see yours.
Odds are they already know what's in your notes anyway.
How do I get not shit at doing jobs? Like whenever I try to chemist or some shit people are breaking in, I can't keep up with trying to heal people and make new shit and people are asking for shit I have no idea how to do/make? Do I just need to practice and git gud? Already read the wiki
>>160166023
>Can I see if I got notes at all without telling an admin about it?
Actually you CAN check whether a note was added to your ckey by searching the server logs for "has edited [yourckey]'s notes" to find the log entries for the edits.
You still can't read the notes, but it is possible to check whether a note was added by doing that.
hey nerds
https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/8gcpvlgc2zx0vrlnmd
>>160166157
>>160166139
Thanks.
>>160166157
>Odds are they already know what's in your notes anyway.
It's not that, I just wanna know If I've done something wrong. Got bwoinked only once for some ick ock, but nothing after that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjyNrGUD2SI
ROBBIE ROTTEN JUMPSUIT WHEN
>>160166213
>Do I just need to practice and git gud?
Yes.
You can also ask people for help. Personally i'd just call you a useless fag and leave you but some people like to help.
>>160166424
Purple robes mate, ask the chaplain for one.
Hell, ask for a eucarist wafer too never hurts.
>>160166449
>Purple robes
No, fuck that.
I want the proper outfit.
>>160166434
Fair. I don't mind being a useless fag, it's just sometimes it'd be nice to help out, I guess I need to just play and learn the meta a bit more as well
>>160166496
Alright then, go ask niggles for that, go to the discord and meme at him till he gets you that shit.
Game won't let me auto yes to antag roles. Sup with that?
>>160166424
When are we stealing all those features?
>>160166703
Never. Cluster would disapprove.
Can someone draw my female static?
Name:Ailsa
>>160166656
Those settings are broken, just keep trying to save them or something didn't work for me either on the first time
>>160165378
You can fuck right off. Eight notes, player age 1. Jesus fucking christ.
>>160165067
>>160165092
It's your own fucking fault for being a retarded cocksucker, try putting actual ban reasons that other admins won't take one look at and assume are a meme ban.
>tfw tony pajamas will never be your metafriend
>spent the entire round cuffed by scientist because I wouldn't let them have a ripley
>sit there and watch youtube videos instead of letting them know where I put the ripley chasis
>>160165673
>those fucking directories
>the flashdrive actually had his resume on it
>tfw stripped and thrown into the vacant office
>>160168651
Why didn't they just make one?
>>160168732
Power went out so the only chance they had was finding the rest of the ripley.
It was glorious. They found just as the shuttle was leaving because they let me go.
>>160168732
I did. He stole the ripley parts because he didn't want a scientist to have a ripley, despite us not having miners.
>>160168651
You gotta calm down man.
Wasn't too bad talking to you though. Would have been more fun if I could torture you without you ahelping it or something though.
>>160166498
Have the chem cheat sheet that I slightly edited for dual monitor readability. While this isn't an exhaustive list, it's tailored to 100u beakers so you don't have to bother figuring out the ratios or anything like with the wiki. It's not hard to get the ratios straight, but this makes the process easier when starting out
>Wake up
>DrCelt getting deadminned
>>160169005
Fucking finally, guy has been shite for ages
>>160168957
This is a better one
>>160168957
>time release capsule
So those function like stasis beakers?
>>160169585
lel
>>160163879
If you're dumb enough to go anywhere near a ckey you know and actually admit it you kind of have bad judgement. The same that rebels and puts plastic bags around their head tightly. I don't agree with Kolith being an edgy barely-18 shitlord but he's a trialmin. Just play elsewhere. vgstation has the least developed code base and its players are mostly permabanned refugees from rgstation, hippie, paradise, bay, goon and people brought in by "funny" grief stories posted on reddit.
>>160161247
>Eyyy AI, people are trying to kill me
>It's onehuman
Literally did nothing wrong. It's just bawww I died ban he salt
>Intigracy commented 5 hours ago
>Attack animations aren't in because clusterfack is lazy.
>Skeletons should be valid desu imo senpai
How can the most evil man be so based???
>>160170339
>attack animations
>>160170339
>Attack animations
Fuck off inTGracy
>Kolith murders crew as a NT Default Borg
>No ban
Nice metaclub.
>>160170595
It was asimov one human until the last twenty seconds
>>160170631
It was NT default before the shuttle departed
>>160166213
People will always be breaking in to get chems. Just accept it. You got better stuff to do. We don't want to wait all day. We can all get along
>>160170595
Serve's before protect bruh. If you're an officer feel free to send doorcrush eye and validbots after the station's lessers. They'll have all the assistants corpses in brig in 15 minutes or your ai module swipe back
wtf why is this server so racist.
>>160170631
>last twenty seconds
>borg started robusting soon after the shuttle landed on the station
Let me lay it down for you.
The shitter should stay banned, fucking rule 0 him if you have to but kolith is a fucking retarded who needs to stop with meme ban reasons because it looks fucking retarded.
>>160163391
That already happened on nt default
>>160171272
He's an 18 year old, you can't expect him to act like an adult and take things seriously.
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
>>160171843
>freed from Kolith for a whole week
Based Kuranon.
>>160171874
>Trialadmin trying to eliminate his competition
I dunno about that. Sounds like adminbus to me.
Real talk. How many of the female doctors and Crew are being played by males.
Not going to lie I didn't see the law update, I was posting on github around the time it happened
see you in a week homos
>>160172067
To be honest the AI was unrobust and there never should have been a law update in the first place.
I feel partially responsible because I was the HoP but whatever.
>>160172007
all of them
every single one
it's occasionally a tranny maybe
>>160171874
>>160171843
>>160172067
Don't worry kolith, I, mustardnigger will unban you and I will have a talk with kuranon to make sure this doesn't happen again.
>>160172564
Even if I was unbanned I wouldn't log on for a week anywho. I agree with the reason and it's my fault for not paying full attention playing such a delicate role
However I don't agree with the length since my last "bad" note was in April and my last "bad" silicon note was in February. I quite literally never fuck up and this was a fringe case since I was trying to discuss the nonhuman head fuckery on Github.
>>160172007
Why single out doctors and then include the rest of the crew?
>>160172661
>not from pain
>start giving him weekbans now
>>160173056
Female characters tend to be doctors from what ive seen then i just extended it to the crew without removing the doctors pbit. dunno desu senpai
>>160173123
That's all well and good butwhich one is cutest?
>>160173298
Reica
>>160172007
>mfw I'm one of the "girls" working down at medbay (and other departments)
desu I just prefer to be relatively normal, non-slutty female characters. Something about it just feels right.I won't deny that I'm probably a closet trap in denial
>>160173725
>not playing security
Probably a slut!
>>160173827
Whoa now, I put that "(and other departments)" in there for a reason. My main role is medical but I do play other roles from time to time.But I've never played security
>>160174140
Good job, pal.
All you needed was a central atmospherics console and you would have been set.
>>160174140
>not welding the edge walls and rebuilding them so they update and get a proper edge
mediocre
>>160174372
This image alone describes half the playerbase on this server
>>160174372
>>160174414
Fuck you.
>>160174942
t. waifufag
>>160174942
The truth hurts.
Self-reflection is important.
>>160174140
>Not relocating the APC's inside and putting in a super cap
>Not taking the APC's off the grid and supplying it with an smes so it can't be sinked
>Not moving an air alarm in to update central to scrub N2O or fix the no plasma scrub sabotage
>No fuel tank embedded in the wall for xenos unary welding
>No beer keg embedded in the wall with a table of mugs
>No stack of radio mmi's and borg chassis
>No Telestack of RCD firefighter ripleys
>No oxygen tank embedded in a wall for internal top offs
>No hodgepodge of ED-209's and beepskies watching the doors
>No station alerts console for where's the damage
>No robo control for blow dem fukken borgs
>No comms for oh christ we're all dead send the ERT reeeeeeeee
>No wall mounted microwave and sink with a large beaker for wish soup
>No 2 hydro trays with a table of a hoe, syringe, diona pod packs,
>No 30 vent, 30 scrubber 2x2 entry windoor so people can pass during floods
>No teleporter room of plasma freezers and heaters to air condition the entries and the watch room from fires/freezes
Still bretty comf. I rate it involvement/involvement
How is the admin saturation on the server currently? I kinda would like to try our for adminship but it seems pointless if it is already saturated.
I like the game and server enough to help it out and I am already giving some of my hard earned money to pomf.
>>160167249
>ailsa
But Ailsa's a boy
I think?
>>160174942
>implyign its not the truth
It's the truth buddy.
So when is kolith getting deadminned for being a memeing shithead?
>>160175025
>>160175090
>>160175720
Go Fuck off, you're cunts.
>>160175617
there's a whole bunch of admins buddy
none of them are good though, so you should sign up if you're not a self absorbed, self serving hippie shitter who thinks this game is TTT
>>160175617
If you're not in the discord sign up, if you are don't
>>160175767
why you so angry shiggy
you know it's true
>>160175767
Did we hurt your feelings?
Waifufags are truly pathetic, go play Second Life, it might suit you better than this.
>>160175840
>>160175878
Maybe Hippie is more your speed, seriously fucking leave already.
>>160176012
>not being pathetic and thirsty means you're a hippie TTT fag
You stupid.
>>160176012
>grown ass men pretending to be girls telling us to go to hippie
WEW
>>160176063
>>160176087
>Waaah someone plays a girl character and enjoys Roleplaying instead of validhunting or greytiding.
People enjoy different things, let's just get along.
>>160176353
>not playing a waifu means you're a validhunting greytider
False, yet again. There is in fact roleplay beyond "heehee i m cyoot look at me *puts lipstick on* owo whats this *pounces on you and sucks your dick*"
>>160176353
There's a huge difference between occasionally playing a girl character and being someone in what >>160174372 posted
>>160176412
>*pounces on you and sucks your dick*
Boy I wish.
>>160175617
Plenty people sign up for the GMT late-night, and end up just staying in the same timeslot as everyone else instead
Are people who play women but greytide just as bad, better, or worse that extreme roleplayers like in >>160176412 ?
What about people who play women but don't stand out? Not tiding but not owo-ing
Huh, so the HoP was the same guy. Fun stuff. Valids secured anyway.
>>160176897
>not being a waifu but not greytiding means you're a bay-tier RPer
this is why /vg/ is going down the drain, because any form of roleplay outside of bay or waifushit is forgotten
god forbid i play a fucking character that isn't me and do something that isn't sit around making kissyface, crying, or talking about stupid shit
Dreamstation when?
>max filesize is 4mb
Fucking gay
>>160176972
>wash I didn't get recognition for my roleplay
We get it, you're an attention slut. Waifus are actually the best roleplayers on the server on average. I've had a lot of fun with "waifus"
>>160175767
>>160176012
>>160176353
this is a funnie joke & I apprēce ur effort and what not but there's a difference between 'hey let's be a not me in the video game' and 'hey let's be an idealized version of myself which is more a vessel for me to express my bizarre and unhealthy sexual hang-ups than it is a compelling character that other people playing the video game are going to want to interact with'
/pol/ is good fun but their 'us or them' false dilemma mentality doesn't apply here (or most places)
>>160177148
>being trans is bizarre and unhealthy
Fuck off for real
>>160177223
Yes it is, you mentally ill faggot
>>160176863
Well I am yuropoor and a wage slave so my time would be 18:00 - 00:00 GMT+1
>>160177223
Wouldn't it be a real laugh if you were serious anon.
>>160177282
>>160177309
I fucking hate you people, wanting to play my ideal self in a dumb online game is bad?
I don't get in your way, I just want to play a girl. Leave me alone.
>>160177223
pump the breaks there bro(bra?)ski
attn. is nice and a maslowvian need and 'all that jazz' but you're not getting it in a (psychologically) positive environment
there are better outlets 4u with less oogling and mutual degradation
>>160177392
Nigga, you're either baiting hard or pathetic person. Let's hope you a troll.
Are we /lgbt/ now
Do you think those homogays would like ss13
>>160177084
>waifus are the best
No.
>>160177392
ppl. such as you're self have 'gotten in the way' though and the 'ironic' matrimonial shitposting and or slash self promotion left a bad impression with the 'community'
>>160177408
>>160177413
Seriously what's the problem with me playing the character I want to play?
>>160177392
Yeah nah, choke on your hormonal issues and go ahead to delude yourself in not being gay to men.
>>160177496
We ain't, loudest ain't the majority, everyone knows this
>>160177223
yes wanting to chop off your dick or alternatively add a playdoh one is mentally unhealthy
>>160177392
Playing a girl isn't the problem, acting like a total sexually starving slutbag skankasaurus in an atmospheric pressure simulator totally is, regardless if you're a man in real life or not
>>160177496
/lgbt/ are in full force right about now
>>160177084
By fun you mean ERP.
Internet lesbians, am I right?
>>160177580
Damn. You are serious. Nothing wrong with playing what you want to be senpai. But you're goddamned bully bait if I've ever seen it. Kind of sad if you're legitimate because you aren't being obnoxious either, just bleeding for the sharks.
>>160177575
>>160177583
>>160177597
>>160177602
I just play a female character, I don't erp or do anything lewd. Seriously what's the problem? I just play like anybody else, I just happen to like playing as a girl.
>>160177654
Thank you anon.
>>160177580
Keep the delusion anon, it wont escape the reality.
>>160177496Greetings from lesgen.
>>160177712
There is no problem, but if you throw a shitfit over posts like >>160174372 and >>160174414 then of course people are going to react.
>>160177712
>>160177924
You degenerates are about to find out why they call me Mike "Turning our transbrothers into transistors" Pence.
>>160177990
>>160177924
yknow, trump is bad, but it could've been worse
we could've gotten pence, or hillary
>>160177990
I'm not American(thank God for that) and I'm not fully trans yet.
>>160178036
>>160178092
The day of the rope for you fags is nigh.
No more degeneracy on my Space Station.
>>160177924
As in lesbians?
>>160178092
>I'm not fully trans yet.
God help us, these people walk among us, YHWH, come the fuck on, give them the push to fuck off.
>>160177580
>>160177712
I mean if that's ur angle then hey diff'rent strokes etc. etc.
don't get offended when ppl. take issue w/ 'that feeling when daddiepoo won't guzzle your #pozloads' type posts and other such behavior tho b/c it makes things less enjoyable for everybody (espc. u)
>>160178118
lel
he's the vice president, he has even less authority than trump does
i love watching faggots like you wallow in your anger and hatred, its truly cathartic, knowing that someone out there throws temper tantrums over folks likin guys
>Now the tranny's turning the thread into a political arguument and subsequently dislikes trump
>>160178304
It's totally fine if you want to play a girl in some roleplay thing as long as you accept that if you have testicles you're a dude, if you have ovaries you're a dudette, and if you're luckier than the powerball lotto to be genuinely intersex you need to live in paranoia before you get scooped up and stuffed in a lab somewhere. If you don't, you have a serious problem with looking away from reality.
>>160178304
>less authority than trump
>in a republican stacked country
>with trump having the power to fill the supreme court with right-wing judges
>a faggot calling someone else a faggot
>lel
stop shitting up the game with your fake reality
>>160178486
>republican stacked
that'll change in the next two years, it always does, not to mention, the majority of the republican party hates trumps guts, and i highly doubt they'd pass any sort of PR suicide bill just to cater to the alt right memers
also, you are a faggot, end of story
>>160178424
>>160178383
>tranny
it's ya'll who're turnin this shit into a political argument claimin' that all fags should be killed because they hurt yalls fee-fees
and for the record, i aint the tranny, i haven't even posted until now, and i'd much rather be talkin about spess than listening to yall bitch about how much you hate gay folks
>all this talk about lgbt
>broke up with my trap gf a week or two ago
Great friend, but they only really thought about them self. Oh well. More time for spess I guess.
>>160178383
Its like poetry ain't it anon.
>>160178553
Gays are illogical, literally messed in the head on a basic biological standpoint, thinking people wont always shit on them is stupid anon, because there is a reason to shit on them, they directly go against the most basic biological instinct.
Its literally wrong for a guy to be attracted to a guy, on the most basic biological idea that is in everyones basic insticts, don't fuck what cant breed. And dont act like most fags are actually decent folks, that most trannys aren't messed in the head and that the suicide rate is not sky high even in places like sweden.
>>160178553
I don't hate gays nigga. I just hate that this thread is getting nuked with political bullshit because of you. I assumed you were the tranny poster.
Who /trap/ here?
>>160178763
>trap
>gf
pick one
>>160178785
come kill me bb
>>160178785
>don't fuck what cant breed
you must be impotent then :^)
>all this arguing over irrelevant shit
>all this MUH FEE-FEES shit
>all this off-topic posting
POST
SPACE
P O S T
S P A C E
S
P
A
C
E
STATION
T H I R T E E N
PICTURE TO THE LEFT AND UP, IS A SCENE FROM THE VIDEO GAME CALLED SPACE STATION THIRTEEN
POST MORE IMAGES FROM SPACE STATION THIRTEEN
Has anyone ever infiltrated the syndicate base on Deff before? And does the beacon actually make you a traitor?
>>160178929
HOW ABOUT THOSE SMASHED DIGSITES BRUH?
>>160179035
Yeah, it's not too hard to cheese if you prepared
80% it explodes and kills the validnigger. 20% it teleports in a random assortment of TC gear as a reward but you're still not a traitor. It got nerfed cause of people being shitters
>>160178929
Nothing bad is happening, nothing bad can ever happen on /vg/. We're not having issues and can't have them because we're prerfect and shouldn't ever discuss potential problems in an unmoderated environment because there is no potential for problems to begin with and they never and have never cropped up ever.
Have a guide.
>>160179128
>teleports random syndicate gear
Why?
You get so much good syndie shit by clearing it anyways.
Also, does the Doom Guy gear actually give decent protection?
>>160179128
>smashed digsites
there weren't any xenoarches that day
and they were also less smashed, more deleted since that was done with a Ripley
ultimate griff tool if you want xenocuck tears
New jukebox songs WHEN
>>160178894
Do it for me bby
>>160178918
:^)
>>160178929
Danitos are hidden op, gheto botany usualy has interesting seeds, maint has everything you will ever need, easy wood in library bookshelves just wrench and crowbar em all for easy wood, screwdriver in wood tiles to recover them instead of destroying them, always stash shit in plant pots, HoP acess cards in particular, throw pots a greyshits, good fun.
>>160179235
No. It give 0's across the board. It's purely a cosmetic costume
>>160179265
never
whorena failed at it, you'll fail at it too
but pleaase for the love of god, try anyways, i'm tired of hearing all the repetitive bullshit or THE PIAAAAAANO HAS BEEN DRINKING
we need some fucking dance music for when the bar has been remade into something not-fugly and more modern
>>160179495
>Not putting on Caro Emerald at the first chance you can
Shit taste anon, just bitch at Pomf to remove it really.
>>160179495
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET POMF ON THE PHOOONEEEEEE
>>160179495
>hates the piano has been drinking
Hello JMWTurner
>>160179662
I hate that song. It's good if it's played ONCE. But the fact that it's what plays when the juke is set to repeat means the charm wears off fast. I don't want to sit there and listen to the song 15 times over the course of the round because some twat thought it'd be funny to set the juke to repeat. Hell, what'd be great is if Repeat actually r epeated whatever song was on at thhe moment instead of once specific song, that'd be right lovely that.
>>160179495
Change the track list then idjit
>>160179852
I do
Doesn't mean we don't need more music though, I want some good songs on there, not meme music. Get some fuckin AC-DC or Kansas, some fucking real music.
>invade cismale safespace
>they immediately sperg out and act like children because someone is different
this place really is a containment server. you guys wouldn't last a day out in the real world if your first response to anything slightly out of the ordinary is to piss your pants.
>>160179978
Fuck off retard. This is /ss13g/, not /pol/ or Tumblr or Alt-Right memecenter or gay faggot memecenter. This is /ss13g/.
Post space, or fuck off. Nobody except you and the other memeing faggots cares about this shit.
>>>/pol/
Singulo engineers are asleep, post nice SME builds
GOGOGO
>>160179932
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2617
>never ever happening
>>160179495
>hating on Tom waits
this for juke/lobby/shuttle music when?
https://youtu.be/MNyG-xu-7SQ
>>160180048
New to this game how do i get good?
>>160180070
that's morenas shit list, filled with nigger music and meme pop
theres exactly one list on there that has anything worth keeping, and its the rock list, and even then, its filled with shitty meme bands
i want real rock, fucking classic rock, not this meme shit Bill posted
>>160180314
why don't you post some then
>>160180282
Read the wiki, ask for help, do stuff, repeat
>>160180356
because i can't be arsed
Why do you niggers never set up power anymore? Every other round the fucking power starts to fail and none of the 4 engineers or the CE do anything about it because autistic MUH SUPERMATTER builds that take 2 hours to set up. Just set the singularity you shitters, no one cares about MUH ANTAG TAXI because the only thing people do on this server is hunt for antags so the faster the rounds are over the better.
>jukebox discussion
OLD ADAM BAR WHEN
We already have Marisa and Clownpiece costumes and countless 2hu hair, would a song about an old-timey bar in the future hurt?
>>160180395
>the faster
fuck off Hippie. Go back to your shithole, this game is not about 20 minute rounds and antag hunting, it's about doing fun shit, creative shit with all the possibilities the game gives you
now fuck off back to your shitty TTT in space server
>>160180394
Then shut up? Nothing worse than a crybaby who won't put any effort in to anything. At least they tried.
>>160180476
>that post
hello bill, are you crying because people called your nigger music shit?
>>160180395
>autistic MUH SUPERMATTER
You can literally do SME in the same time as singulo
>>160180560
You can project all you want, I don't care for the rap or meme vaporwave but the other stuff is fine, better than most of the trash on the jukebox at the moment.
>Wake up
>Trump president, Celt deadminned and Kolith banned
>>160180474
>antags have a free pass to do whatever they want and make the round more interesting
>antags aren't protected from non-antag actions regardless of who kills them
>non-antag players aren't allowed to do anything remotely antagonistic without being banned
unless you like 3 hour rounds where the only antag died to an assistant with stungloves and a toolbox that just happened to be in the right place at the right time there's no reason why the shuttle shouldn't be called when that shit happens
>>160172661
>"I quite literally never fuck up"
- man who had just fucked up
How do I get a waifu (male)?
>>160181102
http://pastebin.com/raw/FzrzXBWc
>>160181303
Jesus fucking christ
>>160181102
there are none youre SOL
>>160180395
>Guy who isn't setting up power bitching about no power
Do it yourself. I'm not your maid. I'm not going to waste my time so you kids can play trouble in terrorist town
>>160181696
I am making medicine you fucking nigger.
>>160181696
>3 engineers, 2 atmos techs, and a CE
>no power
>"Y-YOU DO IT!!!!"
>no access
engineering is literally the most entitled, whiny department.
>>160180395
>guy attempting a 30+ minute autism engine without securing some other power source before the whole station goes dark
you deserve only the worst kind of hell
BONUS:
>his autism engine doesn't even work at the end
>>160181303
>[18:49:03]EMOTE: Angelite Entyshak/Angelite Entyshak : <B>Angelite Entyshak</B> smiles and raises a sarcastic eyebrow.
>>160181960
Then a mommi gets fed up and makes an SME in 10 minutes.Just to be sabotaged 20 minutes later.
>>160180395
Nigga, you can setup a foolproof SME that doesn't need any maintenance before power starts failing.
I think my record is 10 minutes or 8 minutes.
>>160182143
it's sad that angelite was bas one of the best roleplayers we had
>YAHIR IS ROGUE
>YAHIR STOLE MY ID
>YAHIR WON'T RETURN ME MY ID
>HELP ME CAPTAIN HE STOLE MY ID
>KILL YAHIR
The epitome of unrobustness
>>160182079
Of course it doesn't. You need to spend some time on a plasma cooler, too because there are no atmos techs or they all fucked off into greytide after doing le supreme 5 volume pump distro upgrade
>>160182263
For you
>>160182351
dont be rude to him
all of medbay turned on him when i brought him in half dead and i took his ID so he couldnt recall that mess of a round
then i wordlessly carried him into surgery
he had all right to be paranoid
>>160182351
>I WAS IRONICALLY GHOSTING
>PLEASE DON'T BAN ME
>I'LL KILL MYSELF
>I'M GOING TO HOLD THIS GRUDGE AGAINST YOU FOR HALF A YEAR
>I HAVE FRIENDS IN DEEP PLACES THEY'RE GOING TO BAN YOU FOR THIS
>WHY DO YOU HATE ME WHAT HAVE I DONE WAAAAH
The epitome of unrobustness
>>160182351
What should he do?
Robusting yahir would get him bwoinked and just stealing it back would allow yahir to "reasonably escalate"
>>160182481
>>160182521
what did he mean by this?
>That whole round
Jesus christ.
why is dragonbro sobest?
>>160182624
>2 bannus
>>160182351
>I THINK THERE'S ERP HERE
>I CAN'T PROVE IT
>I HAVE NO EVIDENCE
>I'M GOING TO META GRUDGE YOU FOR MONTHS BECAUSE I HAVE THE RIGHT
>HOW DARE YOU ASK ADMINS FOR HELP AND ACCUSE ME OF META GRUDING
>I HAVE MY REASONS WHY WONT ANYONE LISTEN TO ME?
>DON'T BAN ME I'LL KILL MYSELF!
The epitome of unrobustness
>>160182229
>foolproof
In my experience there is no foolproof SME setup unless you rwall the SME room.
Can't count on my fingers how many times I had a carbon start fiddling with my setup just to get zassed or other stupid shit.
>>160182471
He lasered the detective to death because he thought he was a ling, when it was actually a virus disabling him
>>160182481
I don't know what all that is, but my guess is you think I am Yahir. I am not.
>keep screaming to hos that he is infected with a virus and that the detective did not sting him
>does not listen to me and just tells me to fuck off all day until he gets his valid on the detective
>banned at the end
feels good
>>160182663
buddy that was months ago and pretty much nobody involved in that little shitshow cares about it anymore
why you gotta bring it up, let bygones be bygones
>>160182652
>>160182624
>Ctrl+F xeno366
>He got perma-jobbanned from everything that would give him guns
>>160182667
I meant foolproof as in, it wont ever explode unless some dumbshit decides to mess with it.
You could always make a laser grid with mirrors and still trigger the SME, to keep any unwanted pests out.
>HoS and HoP both fucking tase me repeatedly despite obviously doing nothing but going back to the shuttle medbay
>>160182754
Yes by that definition it's really easy to make a solid setup that can run indefinitely in 10 minutes.
>>160182351
>HOW DO I BE POPULAR?
>WAIFUS ARE POPULAR SO I'LL BE BETTER THEM THEM
>I'LL DRAW THEM SO THEY MAKE ME POPULAR
>OH WAIT I CAN'T DRAW
>IT'S OKAY I'LL JUST TRACE ARTISTS ON HENTAI FOUNDRY
>EVERYONE WILL LOVE ME FOR IT
The epitome of unrobustness
please someone post the image of baby yahir with wrench
>>160182521
>>160182663
Dethroning Yahir, the metaclub queen, will be my first thing I do next time I get antag.
>always get killed for dumb stuff, ahelp
>admins never give a shit
>get killed by the HoS as the detective for dumb stuff
>give up and don't ahelp
>he gets banned
>>160182678
he might not be the brightest person in that situation but people without the knowledge do tend to make mistakes based on foolish paranoia
can you not say that when you were newer you didnt make a mistake like this?
>>160182663
>>160182897
are you okay?
>>160183057
>queen
what
What's the auto-ignition temperature for oxygen-plasma?
>>160182521
I can second this. Last time he stole my shit and flushed me he ahelped when I stole his shit and walled him so he'd be in gay baby jail until he could telepath out of it. Once yahir gets away from med for a bit he'll cool back down.
>>160183164
Everyone was yelling at him that it was a virus
>>160183214
373.15K
>>160183220
You made 100 units of lube in a beaker, 2 50 unit fire extinguishers of lube, and a fuckton of chloral to fight security because you wanted to move floortiles.
You were gearing up to kill them instead of explain the situation and attempt to descalate, Sarah Johnson.
The only memory I personally have of Yahir is smashing him with a fire extinguisher as a rogue mommi as he yelled "ROGUE BORGS ROGUE MOMMI STOP MOMMI PLEASE STOP PLEASE I BEG YOU" and spacing him.
What is the point of the last section of Law 4 on NT default?
"Do not let unauthorized personnel tamper with your equipment"
This means literally jack shit if someone Law 2's the AI into letting it tamper with its equipment.
>All this sudden Yaqueer Sperglinger hate
About fucking time.
>insulated glubbs are unrobust because the user should know how to hack without shocking themself
>stunglubbs are unrobust because they're ez modo
What do I put in that hand slot?
Please stop shitposting about Yahir.
>>160183679
Advanced mime gloves so you can shoot everyone with invisible bullets
>>160183679
>What do I put in that hand slot?my dick
>>160183303
They were deaf idiots that repeatedly ignored the RD asking for help in reflooring the station with the duped diamond floor tiles. The officer in question was blatantly a newfag that couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. I kept trying to explain it to him while I circle saxed instead of fleeing then had to run when he bottomed out and grabbed his baton. If they pulled lethals I was gonna lube right back. Fair's fair, I'm not going to perma or getting killed for helping the fucking research director i. But nooo, big bad boogeyman's gonna kill everbody, Yahir knows this cause he's a power tripping chloral nigger that knows everything right? Fucking wrong.
If I wanted to kill them I'd just sit in a disposal then lob a burn bag into the lobby when most of them were there, cut off their heads and fuel tank them.
>>160183423
Serving the crew means not letting unauthorized people tamper with your equipment. Law 2 doesn't mean you have to listen to orders given by people.
>>160183431
It happens every time he plays medbay for too long or gets too many wild rides in a short period, All the frustration builds up in him
>>160183772
no need to stifle free speech let them shitpost
>>160183772
>LEAVE YAHIR ALONE HE DINDU NUFFIN HE IS A GOOD BOI AND AN UPSTANDING CITIZEN
yahir defense force in full damage control
>>160184014
I'm anti-Yahir.
I just don't want anyone banned for shitposting about Yahir again.
I don't hate Yahir. I miss that time he killed himself by repeatedly throwing himself in the shields set up in cargo, and then went full wakemeup.jpg blaming me for it.
I eventually lost my patience and got permabanned
>>160184112
Since when was anyone banned for telling the truth?
>>160184172
If you cross Yahir, he gets celt to rule 0 you.
>>160184219
Yeah no... Got any proof of that?
Yahir sucks and he always has
That's what happens when you give autistic, lonely people something that they really enjoy and then mess with it in a way that impedes their escapism
>>160183932
Bait.
2. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
To serve is to obey orders given to you by the crew. If somebody asks you to let them into the AI upload you would SERVE them best by doing so therefore bypassing Law 4.
>>160184305
celt banned solarius for the same reason
>>160184443
Solarious was a piece of garbage in his own right
somebody diddled me in the dorms but no admins were on, how do i report this?
>>160184476
Not worthy of a ban though, celt overreacted I think
>>160184443
Yahir was hardly the only person he went after.
>>160184574
Keep logs and screenshots and go to http://ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=5&sid=5a8985d7876defadd24929be3d6d679e
>Ban Requests
>Will you show us on the doll which part of his body the man exposed to you...?
>>160184324
I thought yahir was a girl?
>>160184351
What does it mean to serve? Let us take this definition: To be of assistance to or promote the interests of; aid. Now, imagine that in the context of the entire crew (it says serve the crew, not individual members.) That means promoting the interests of the ENTIRE CREW. Letting someone tamper with AI equipment that is not authorized to is against that law. In fact, you're right that Law 4 is unnecessary- but for the wrong reasons. It is implicit that you don't let people mess with your stuff, because that is not within the best interests of the crew.
>>160184824
You are wrong and looking too much into serve as a word.
If it was robocop, as in, serve the public trust, then you would be correct.
But serve the crew means not just serve the crew as a whole, but serve the crew as in every individual that makes up the crew.
If you would deny my entry into your core with such a justification you would get the bannu.
What do you guys do when you see a clown?
Yahir and everyone else except my boyfriend is shit!!
There argument settled
>>160184976
Nope, AIs are allowed to interpret their laws as pettily as possible. A word like "serve" has enough meanings to make what I said true. And again, it says "the crew" not "individuals that make up the crew".
Yahir is a good player with a temper, who's chosen for some odd reason to hang around a toxic environment with the dregs of humanity. When he's not getting shat on by everyone in the round, he's a perfectly reasonable, happy human being and a joy to be around
>>160185193
How come Yahir is the most autistic metagrudging manchild then? I never see him happy, he's at best passive aggressive
>>160185193
Oh, so him going out of his way to antagonize people he doesn't like is good behaviour?
>>160185193
So why does he hold onto grudges so long?
>>160185360
>this post
when did this ever happen?
>>160185286
see point B, pretty much everyone goes out of their way to make his round harder because lmao fug yahir
it's like an ouroborous of hatred
>>160185383
>hold onto grudges so long
que
>>160185193
>bitches and moans about people he has a grudge against
>to the point where he actually tries to get them removed from his safe space
>>160185193
Why does he trace instead of trying to learn the basic concepts of drawing? That's not a reasonable thing to do
>>160185438
>YAHIR DINDU NUFFIN, EVERYONE DISLIKES HIM FOR NO REASON SO HE HAS TO DEFEND HIMSELF
>SURELY THERE COULDN'T BE A REASON THAT HE'S SO MALIGNED
>>160185193
So if he's such a nice guy, why do you think he attracts more trouble than anyone else playing on this server?
>>160185490
>>160185487
he's so maligned because people are assholes and retards
this leads to him lashing out and making people dislike him more, so people are assholes to him more
ouroborous made out of hatred and salt
>intense lag
>moving from one department to another is a challenge in itself
>move right
>everything stops
>kept holding the D key
>everything starts to move again
>have to watch as my character casually walks right for a full 5 seconds and out an airlock
I want to strangle my fucking ISP
>>160184810
i dont get this meme
i never claimed to be a girl
Panta is the worst fucking mime. All he does is greytide.
>>160185193
>>160185556
But anon.. Yahir starts all of this, he is the toxic element that corrupts others and ruins them.
>decide to go get some trauma kits so I can do organ surgery without fucking people's organs up even more
>scientist lets me into science to grab them
>end up getting silenced, run away, try and sax
>get stunglubbed
>succed
curse me and my trusting nature
>>160185556
The rest of us are completely fine, we deal with the environment that we play in
Yahir needs to grow a thicker skin, he's Trump levels of insecure and petty
>>160185565
Its the server
>>160185556
Yeah sure, it's all the metagriff.
Nothing to do with him being an ass to everyone standing nearby whenever he loses it.
>>160185705
that was me sorry, if you had stayed at robotist she would probally have noticed.
>>160185717
I tested a handful of other servers to check if it's just me, same thing
>>160185673
others did
are you?
>>160185865
it was a meme over how yahir always acted like a woman PMSing and had a girl voice
Protip: If you aim for the eyes while succing, you get a beheaded husk
>>160185468
why would i allegedly trace 453 pictures of extremely specific people
>>160185984post the rest of the folderi like your art yahir
>>160185984
>extremely specific people
Don't kid yourself, they're spessmen sprites and lend little to actual detail
Are you suggesting that 453 is such large it must be impossible not to be original too?
>>160185984
>tfw Yahir never drew my character
>yahir is in the thread
>posts complaining about yahir are responded to with glowing praise and claim complete innocence on yahir's part
Hmmmm...
>>160185865
of fucking course not
>>160185935
>girl voice
my voice sounds normal
what
>>160186062
okay i guess
>>160186137
if you have such damning evidence that im tracing drawings then by all means link the images im tracing to the thread and put evidence to support your claims along side it.
go and inform the person im tracing from of whats going on so they know as well. dont let this poor underpaid artist keep getting his art sniped by me.
>>160185984
I wonder if I'm in there.
Can we all agree that dramafags like Yahir, Celt and whatever fotm need to stop being huge attention whore shitters?
>>160185984
>>160186250
>no consistancy in legs/hips ratios
>some articulated limbs, some noodle limbs, all at random on what are generic human subjects
>Work with multiple subjects never closely interact, just slapped next to each other
>the person
>implying it's just one artist that's being traced
>>160186250
miss I need you to calm your tits
>>160185984
I like how all your Kurt images look different from one another in form and shape. Aren't they all meant to be the same character?
>>160186405
like i said before, since you are so certain that im tracing art that means you must know who is the original artist that you believe im stealing art from then it wont be hard for you to pull up a picture they drew for reference
>>160186405
maybe he just doesnt have one consistent art style?
>>160186572
>the original artist
>one person
>>160186509
well yeah im shit at art dude
of course i cant maintain constancy
>>160186648
wheres ya proofs?
>>160186572
I dont have to prove shit, faggot
PAIN DEADMINNED KOLITH
>>160186625
Yes and I bet every dollar that the US has is real and has been printed and you can track down every single one
>>160186703
Latching onto any excuse that comes your way isn't helping your side of things
>>160186768
i don't quite understand
whats the joke here, theres a difference between a human being who makes mistakes and a printing thingy that makes money
i know i dont make all my shitty art look the same, why would yahir have to
Daily reminder its only one guy shitposting about Yahir, the rest of us love you xevonix.
>>160185705
Gud time 4 explosion grenade. t.ThenPDAHoSorAI
>>160186723
SHOTS
FIRED
>>160186723
REMOVE PAIN WHEN?
WHAT THE FUCK
THAT'S TOTALLY UN CALLED FOR
>>160187025
FUCK OFF K*LITH
It's not fake, MrPain has deadminned Kolith
>>160186723
Wow Pain's really lost it this time.
We should send him out before he goes Nuke levels of shitmin
>>160187119
Die Kolith defense force.
>>160187119
You really shouldn't meme in ban reasons unless you're foster laying the bants down on celt or vice versa. It's hard as nails for admins to defend it so it defeats the purpose. It's just immature and stupid. Like Kolith.
>>160185984
>I'm there
>never got a picture given too
>never got asked if I wanted a picture
>probably yahir's fap material now
That's pretty fucking gross t b h
>>160186723
POST
SPACE
STATION
THIRTEEN
S P A C E
S T A T I O N
T H I R T E E N
PIC RELATED
ADMIN LOG: Mr_Pain12/(Mr_Pain12) removed mustardtiger from the admins list
>Said from day 1 Kolith will be a shitmin
>deadminned already
>>160187552
>>160187580
LOL
He's lost it
Someone call pomf and have him get rid of pain before he kills the server if he hasn't already ruined it forever
Looking at the ban reasons right now, what does this server have against gryphons? What's with all this speciesism? There's no bans for any other species, too, doesn't anyone else find it kind of weird?
>>160187119
kolith was a mistake and should have never happened in the first place
>>160187580
>>160187639
He didn't get forcibly deadminned, he threw a shitfit over Kolith being a shitmin and quit like a shithead.
If Pain could remove Xenovix for being a dramafag for years and shitting up the server, today would be the best day that's happened in a long time for /vg/station
>>160187552
okay
>>160187797
>xevonix is the dramafag
>meanwhile, everyone spends the next 30 minutes bitching about xevonix any time the name is mentioned
hmmmm...
Mr"Based"Pain please remove celt and Zealotron too!
>>160187552
wizards are pretty close right
>>160188006
That's what dramafag means, anon
Are you enjoying your stay at /vg/station? We usually reccomend cargo tech as your first few roles so you can get used to the interfaceand so that you stay out of the way and out of sight for the rest of us
>>160188012
Reminder that Carsalash and Zealotron literally admitted to metacommunications and metagaming and nothing came out of it because Nuke didn't even read their post.
>>160186397
Yeah, drama is engulfing and destroying the server because people are feeding on it instead of trying to stop it like they should be.
>>160187552
ians a pretty cool dog
>>160187552
>>160187792
He couldn't handle his boytoy being a shitter so he committed sudoku
>>160187552
>>160162914
Sounds like a great send everything mined to centcomm lawset. Also by killing everyone, expenses could be reduced because the crew would no longer be on pay roll.
Honestly I want to see the equivalent of a paperclip maximizer ruleset. That would be pretty funny during malf.
>Mustard quits because his metabuddy is removed
I guess the metaclub really does exist.
>>160188324
>Mustards final message
"Yeh I lost all passion for spess for a time now and have been slacking my duties so somebody who is willing should take over my position. I have installed several of my metafriends into admin team so I can rest knowing my legacy of shittery will continue."
Thanks for destroying the server mustardnigger, your reign was short lived but you did a good job bringing it to its knees during your time here.
>>160187552
i miss jimmy johnson
he was pretty dang cool
i havnt seen him in like two whole years or more
Is SS13 dying?
>Kolith gone
Thank fucking Christ
>mustard gone
Aw
>>160188309
>expenses could be reduced because the crew would no longer be on pay roll
Your account actually continues to collects your wages while you're dead.
There are ways to jew the accounts right, but murder is not the answer.
>>160188465
/vg/ is dying
we have been dying for moonths, the amount of truly good players dwindling, replaced by the spawn of satan himself, sucking the life out of our dear server, sucking the creativity, the fun, the very essence
the hellspawn come, they ravage and destroy, and they stay, repeating the process every round, stopping only when they tire for the night
no longer is there roleplay, no longer is there a fine balance of validhunting and random shenanigans, no longer is /vg/, /vg/
but we only have ourselves to blame, for we could have prevented this
this is our bed, we made it ourselves, and soon, we shall be lied down in it to take a nap by the big cluck
and then, like that, the golden age of /vg/ will be nothing more than a distant memory, the name of the server taken by an imposter, with none of the things that made /vg/ great, only another puddle in the cesspool
but don't call it a grave
this is the future you chose
If you emag a derelict mommi, will it be able to leave the derelict? Is it the law that prevents it from leaving the z value, or just a mechanic of derelict mommis?
>>160189369
it is physically impossible for it to leave the derelict except for the dozens of bugs that allowed derelict mommis to leave the derelict
>>160189435
That's stupid. It should be tied to the law that says they can't leave.
>>160189495
What are you going to do about it, little boy?
>>160189292
Well then anon, what have you done to try and fix it? What flavor do you add to the crockpot?
Tell me, you preach, but do you get out of the soapbox and try to fix it?
>>160189698
Cry all day until mommy makes it all better
>>160189698
*aflap
>>160189738
>fix it
there's no fixing it, friendo
hippie knows where we are, hippie wants to come here, hippie will come here no matter what we do
our only defenses were destroyed from the inside by lucifer's own saboteurs, our wall, destroyed, nothing to keep the hordes away
there is nothing to do except sit back and watch the world burn, or flee to greener pastures
>>160187636
>tfw that lust for chems as an assistant
I get so hard when I drug a HoSwith bicard, iron and dex+ cause the idiot has a broken lung and shotgun wounds
>>160188006
This.
>>160188465
It's been dying for 9 years and it's still here.
>>160189856
Hippie gets banned real quick, keep luci out of this shit you drama queen, this is on admins being lax with bans, nothing else.
Playerbase is still fine, it just needs a good incentive to do shit. Give it that and shits frixed, if you aren't just shitposting anon.
Where were you when MrPain saved /vg/?
>>160190469
Worried that kolith was gonna get himself wrecked by being an immature memeing asshat. Then it happened. It's the election all over again
>>160187636
>Mechanic
>Not already broken into all of medbay
>>160190898
>broken in
mechanics dont break in, doctors let them in
also thats obviously an assistant lookin for some lube/synap/etc
>>160185565
I walked in to plazma like that once.
>>160190970
An assistant who stole the device analyzer, of course.
>>160191171
oh, so it is a mechanic
well then i can understand wanting into chem, need them scans for them dispensers, otherwise youve gotta bother med any time you want polyacid for blastic
anyone got renders of Bus? all z-levels would be great
>>160190970
Who even cares if he is. Even if he goes and murders stuff there's 3 other assistants with chemshit that'll go beat him up
>>160191302
Just grab the code and open it up. It's only out of rotation is all.
>>160190568
It's amazing that he lasted as long as he did despite being terrible
>>160191409
>implying I'm not dumb enough to even find the right file
>>160191581
Trolls meme the place up every new crop.
>>160191667
Plis....I know you burgers got it hard but still.
>>160191742
the fun thing is I'm not a burger
http://pastebin.com/1CaZisZa
does this still work?
>>160191834
>Yuropoor/boganland "education"
You poor thing
>>160191853
I will find out and I will run you through the fucking gibber punk
when ya gonna be able to attach an IV drip to monkeys like damn
>>160192338
when ya gonna be able to attach robolimbs to monkeys like damn
or defib them
>>160189495
Pray to an admin.
Report an issue.
Patch it yourself.
You've got options.
Who else has several seconds of lag?
What was the best bus you ever got to be part of?
My favorite was when the 'mins threw waves of different enemies with players Ckeys at the station in a battle royale sort of thing, and ended it with a fight to the death among the crew.
>>160192887
yeah but bus ain't there, even though there's a button for it
>>160193035
Syndiecate getting messaged that they will take over the station soon, all syndies were heads now. they needed to keep the station under control while some people rebelled and some joined them. In the end it was death squad vs syndie squad and i think nanotransen won. Fun stuff
>>160193035
>best bus
Probably the FURRY FREEDOM FORCE coming, and it was SyndieCat ops, literal cat nukeops
i killed one of them, then got blowed up like a dumbass
>>160193035
Every bus i've been a part of i've hated and tried to disparage at every opportunity
Especially "horror" bus, that shit is always retarded and only serves to make me more sarcastic than normal
>>160193282
this, to a lesser extent
any time i see some retarded 'min pulling a drumpf/shitlery/hitler/commie gimmick or stating 'do what i tell you cuz i da admin and dis muh bus fuck you' just makes me want to go out of my way and throw as many spanners into the works as i can
>>160192338
Never cause HE's made it so it loses all blood on death which is very quickly after it starts losing blood. You can just humanize it for your synth meat
>>160192541
They lack a detailed body map to do that
It was decided to break the ability to defib mobs without a ckey because of defib bug/exploits that removed the ckey from a body
>>160193035
EMP instagibbed the entire deathsquad of marauders and a seraph from a locker by aux tool then suicide bombed, killing the whole team.
Second favorite is probably when we setup the comms relay in the diona colony at the tomb of rashid.
>>160193035
>>160193449
It's been OVER A FUCKING MONTH and virology is still fucked because you can't take blood from dead monkeys.
Bravo, just fucking bravo.
>>160193636
Two months, actually.
>>160193035
I got to trigger a round of jungle fever.
But jea, it's admin only for a reason I guess.
>>160193282
>>160193419
fuck oyu both, all those gimmicks are hilarious and im tired of you faggots chloraling people just because you dont like their gimmicks
>>160193530
so much art from that bus
we need morebut im lazy
>>160193636
When you code it. All you have to do is undo what he did
>>160177223
you're a long way from tumblr, boi
>kurt jacobs starts drawing?me staticman ingame
>stuff happens
>he's like "ugh i'm having trouble with this one part"
>kills himself
>never get picture
o-okay
>>160194256
Someone else already did.
>>160194281
No, no, don't start this shit again retard
Nobody cares if you're a delusional tranny, a redneck, or an alt right memer
This is not the place for your shit, fuck off to >>>/pol/
>spend well over an hour trying to get the R-UST working
>accomplish nothing
FUCK YOU DUNY
>>160194368
Questions?
>>160194461
why
>>160194461
where is Duny
>>160194690
He succumbed and necked himself
Bans have been extra tasty recently.
>>160194304
Kurt Jacobs is one of the biggest spergs on the Serb. He has incredible difficulty in just seeming like he's even human. Like a moving mannequin.
>>160194981
>tfw we'll never get head crab ling
>tfw you'll never be the HoS' best buddy
>>160195185
>>tfw we'll never get head crab ling
if we did they'd just make it slow, stupidly weak, have some stupid SUPER WEAKNESS, and unable to do anything after leaving its body.
>>160162914
>corporate-rewrite-anon is up to his old tricks
listen up scrub.
corporate should care about PROFITS
revenue - expenses
>>160177223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcUJgbWrM64
>>160186723
Glad someone's not putting up with the bullshittery.
>>160196621
mrpain my hero
mrpain my hero
MRPAIN MY HERO
>>160195476
But it could ride on the HoS head dispensing parastings to criminal scum
>everyone and the kitchen sink complaining about kolith
>deadminned
>shitposters rise from the grave to yell at mrpain
Huh... I sure bet that shitposter is multiple people and not just Kolith...
>>160197001
kolith can't even be mad at pain because the idiot got banned first lmao
>>160197001
No, everyone likes based pain.
Kolith is dead, the metaclub is finished.
>>160197117
>everyone likes based pain
a few months ago everyone hated pain
make up your fucking minds you shits
>tfw figured out how to find the pirate ship within 60 seconds
Can we all talk about the fact that Kuranon is the new metaclub destroying hero? Taking out both a metaclubbing headmin and trial admin by himself.
Could this man be the admin that could shift us off the current apocalyptic world line into Pomf's Gate?
>>160197218
A few months ago pain was an edgy retarded manbaby.
He has since improved immeasurably.
Good on you MrPain, keep up whatever it is you're doing my friend.
Unlike kolith, who has only become more of a manbaby in that time-frame.
>>160197294
Kuranon for headmin, make spess great again
Please nerf firrebird. it shouldnt instantly kill you when you hit a welding fuel tank
>>160197294
Kuranon is friends with Solarious though, he's not good.
>>160197849
>>160197929
As we've learned just because the KKK endorses you doesn't mean you're not fit to hold the highest office, same thing really.
Drain the admin swamp Kuranon, do us proud.
>>160193035
>A while back
>Roll up Virologist
>Get to virology
>There's a green dude in one of the cages screaming about feeling bad
>Start treating him
>Cure his virus
>he says he doesn't feel any better, starts spewing mucus
>It's another virus
>He starts complaining about the red men doing something to him
>Keep curing his virus, every time I cure one, another pops up
>I keep giving me immunity shots with the antibodies created by the virus curing
>Eventually the spot he's standing in starts to turn into fleshy red tentacles crap
>Move him and keep working on his viruses
>CMO runs in, had no previous contact with him, he's screaming about voices in his head and how he knows what to do
>He grabs the green dude unprotected and runs off to surgery, leaving green mucus everywhere and spreading the infection(s)
>He opens the dude's chest and rips his heart out
>Suddenly entire station turns red and surgery turns into the same red tentacle shit, it starts spreading
>CMO screams incoherently and dies
>Walk out of surgery
>Clown is spazzing out on the ground and screaming constantly
>Everyone is screaming
>Shuttle called reason : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>Escape is a mess of red tentacles and screaming people vomiting and spreading black and green shit all over the place
>>160197849
you mean nerf welding tanks? because a firebird running into a welder tank is the same as a lit welder on a tank
>>160198124
I wish I was there.
>He used a scroll. Therefore he is a wizard
Is that even legit?
>>160198390
yes
>>160198052
Comparing a player to the KKK, really?
>>160197001
People (mostly banned by him) have hated pain for years.
>>160198454
It was a trump reference
>>160197849
If you can't drive, don't drive son
>>160198567
Ah so Kuranon is trump and Solarious is the KKK?
So Kolith is Hillary and Mustard is the American media?
>people who think you can win at space
>people who put greentext before having fun
>people who think not going for greentext means you're bad
filename related t b h senpai
>>160198741
Agreed
Greentext is a nice guide for antags but making a fun experience for everyone is more important
>>160198741
It's like life.
Some people can only live with goals, others despise them
>>160198741
Those blink wizards were based. Gave us a good chase
>>160198741
This, greentext nowadays is boring, and loses it's luster after the first time you get it.
If people so desperately want antags to only do greentext, then someone should add in some objectives that require you to actually be creative, instead of 'steal some shoes and clothing, and murder noname mcfuckstick who nobody will care about, then hide for an hour'.
>>160198684
Yes. It all makes sense.Celt is still a potato.
Shitter protest the station until Kolith is deadmin when.
Do artifact batteries even do anything with the artifacts that heal, change dna or such? Because it doesn't seem like it.
>>160195175
I was actually uh, kinda excited to get drawn. I have no idea what happened.He gave me two slips of paper with furporn beforehand. Why would I want disgusting fat fox tits, Kurt, I'm trying to play the fucking game
>>160193035
This year's past halloween special.
>>160199329
Yes.
>>160199329
Depends on the range of the artifact.
#KolithLifesMatter
'R-admin Kolith and deadmin pain or else I will half heartedly shitpost about it. You have 24 hours.
>>160199610
how, couldn't get the thing to heal me
>>160199681
Post your slit wrists so we can laugh at you doing it wrong.
>>160199004
I had a really fun time getting greentext last time I did traitor shit. Except, I wasn't exactly the traitor. I caught onto a traitor before sec or anyone else could. I found a PDA, esword, and ebow on the ground that I guess nobody noticed. I could tell that the traitor was inexperienced, as he managed to drop all his shit, so I decided to try to contact him in person instead of kill him. I met him at the bar, and the first thing I said was that I sympathized with his cause. he was a little confused at first, but he understood once I told him that I had his gear and would give it back if he was willing to make a deal. I told him that he would get his stuff back and I would pretend that nothing happened if he let me live and gave me immunity to syndicate tricks that shift. He was very thankful, and we actually ended up staying in touch. While I wasn't a traitor myself, I mentored him and did things like scout out the target, give him supplies, and help him create a game plan that would let him do the deed and escape unnoticed. I had a great time, it was fun role-playing as a grizzled, retired syndicate agent assistant that mentored some new blood.
>>160198827
>>160199004
Bear with me for a second. Really, just bear with me.
Why don't we take a page from___and give (solo) antags the ability to set their OWN greentext conditions at the start of the game if they want to?
You don't even need to green it or not, just show what they typed at the end of the round and let deadchat judge their effort.
Fuck man, if someone wants their objective to be collecting every single head of staff locker, or exterminate all nonhumans, why shouldn't they be able to replace their objectives with that? Opens up more opportunities for bus, too.
>>160197849
As someone who's past 4 wizard rounds have been ruined by driving into a welding tank
git gud and listen to
>>160198568
>>160200278
This. Players can come up with far, far better objectives than the shitty basic ones. Stealing entire lockers or genocide > stealing a fucking pair of shoes.
>>160200278
>why shouldn't they be able to replace their objectives with that? Opens up more opportunities for bus, too.
Bus only happens at the 2 hour mark.
If you don't get a shuttlecall by the 45 minute mark as a solo antag, you have failed as an antag.
Save your gimmicks for your dreams and fuck off to Bay.
>>160199684
Charge it and use it
>>160200513
>Bus only happens at the 2 hour mark
you are wrong
>steal magboots or jetpacks
>steal
>steal the items which are publicly available to 90% of jobs above assistant in EVA
literally ask HoP to become a station engineer and you're done
>steal RCD
>steal
>steal the thing you can make for cheap with one hacked autolathe
literally ask cargo to open one door and you're done
>>160200513
>NO FUN ALLOWED
Kill yourself
>>160200631
I charged the battery up and hit myself with some burn damage and when the artifact battery was activated it didn't heal me
>>160200698
Reminder that the RPD is still an antag objective
>>160200513
>waaaah i dont wike bay features bay is bad fuk you i cant do real objectives cuz im not creative
This is the problem with Hippie.
>>160194256
Not quite as easy as all that I guess
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12239
>>160201212
whoah... so this... is the power... of github bureaucracy...
>kolith got banned for retarded sillyshit valid collection
HAHA
deadmin when
>>160201791
Anon... He's deadminned
apology for poor english
when were you when kolith deadmins?
i was sat at department eating donk pocket when clown ring
‘kolith is deadmin’
‘no’
>that fucking IAA
i think i found something worse than greytide IAAs
>>160200839
It's a bad idea.
People around here will just punch in "Kill em all Adolf" and be done with it.
You should really stop making idiotic suggestions as one side of this fucking bay/hippie dichotomy you've invented in your little pea brain and then scream at yourself to try and stir up the fucking dookie. It makes you look like a mentally ill person with an agenda.
>>160200698
>asking cargo
Just hack the Atmos maint door
>find a corpse in space
>start pulling it back towards arrivals
>slip while moving downwards
>the corpse flies off to the left into space
???
I did an horrible job last round. I want to die.
>>160203131
Put the boots to him if he pulls an illegal taser
>>160203210
Good way to get RPD'd and spaced mate
>>160203131
I wrote a complaint against him using the form he gave me, never heard back though.
>kolith is deadmin
>join as IAA with 4 minutes left until shuttle gets here
>YOU ARE NOW A SYNDICATE AGENT
>OBJECTIVE: STEAL NASA VOIDSUIT
>well okay, maybe I can do this
>roll hacker bundle
>sweet, emag, just what I needed
>go to telecomms
>it doesn't exist
>head to shuttle
>get doorshocked right in front of captain and drop emag
>they shrug and walk off
>tfw arrivals gets walled off
>tfw no profit
>>160203231
Who?
>>160203131
>CE YOU ARE ROGUE YOURE FIRED
>Noone cares
>>160203228
ZAS is stupid now. You have to move the corpse a couple tiles out of the way, engage yoru mags and sit in the external until it equalizes
>>160203170
>giving antags freedom to choose what they want to do is bad
>[x] is bad because we have shitty players so no good players can have anything fun either
Remind me why we're catering to the lowest common denominator instead of introducing features to reward being a good, creative player?
>>160203332
that image is the grinch vomiting literal shit
>>160203228
~so real~
hardcore
Made the greytide go away. - Bustatime, 2012
>>160203409
It's clearly a Vox yelling "Shhhhheeeit"
Check your eyes, anon.
>>160203451
Learn atmos. you fucking newb.
>>160203247
he didn't even have a tazer, he just sat around handing out paperwork and asking people to come to his office to file complaints
like, seriously, what the fuck does he expect me to fill out this bullshit or care about complaining
fuck useless IAAs
>>160203332
who drew the grinch vomiting feces and why?
>>160203379
Because we don't have those.
>>160203472
It's a geneticist with hulk and tourettes defecating from their mouth
>>160203318
topkek
>>160203318
I didn't see anything.
I was just cloned.
>>160203515
>blaming an actually good IAA
>>160203868
>actually good
so sitting around yelling at people saying stupid shit nobody cares about and handing out shit nobody uses is good?
fuck off
>>160203451
Get your plasma to oxygen ratio closer to a 1:2, stop posting bomb recipes in the thread
>>160203970
>>160203515
That's literally what the IAA is supposed to do you fucking retard
It's a largely RP role that gets legitimacy if the admins decide to play along
>>160165515
who ismcmichael
>>160204167
Newfags get out
Why is there not a sound clip being played when your laws are changed? Just to avoid situations were people miss the law change and fuck up?Like I did just a few minutes ago
How hard would this be to implement?
>>160204381
just 'show laws' before you 'state laws'.
not hard.
>>160204054
That doesn't seem right, since I had a bomb with exactly 1:2, and that one was smaller than the one I posted which had the same plasma but more oxygen.
>>160204381
a beep boop voice similar to the AI voice going "LAWS HAVE BEEN CHANGED" would be useful
I can't say I didn't fuck that up during text log heavy gameplay at least.
>>160204498
Not that you dumbo. When you are frothing at the mouth from a murderboning law and some shmuck changes your law from maintenance or completely from your blindspot and you keep murderboning until you realize what the fuck you are doing.
Sometimes the text just spams like a no tomorrow.
Having a AI voice sound clip like this man said >>160204572
Can only be good.
>[13:33:58]ADMIN: HELP: Fruktlimpa/(Circuit): Holy fucking shit, did I get reset in that madness? Fucking ban me if that is the case. - heard by 4 non-AFK admins.
>[13:34:03]ADMIN: JustSumGuy/(Mao FungChin) jumped to Fruktlimpa/(Circuit)
>[13:34:05]ADMIN: JustSumGuy/(Mao FungChin) checked silicon laws.
>[13:34:19]ADMIN: MOD: JustSumGuy/(Mao FungChin) : wait what
>---------------------
>[13:35:32]WORLD: starting up...
What did they mean by this?
>>160203170
>People around here will just punch in "Kill em all Adolf" and be done with it.
That's the worst case scenario.
And it's STILL better than someone with an objective to steal a jetpack.
>>160204828
I reset the AI about thirty seconds before the shuttle left. Was it reset earlier?
>>160204828
Whoops.
>>160204937
Nope, that was when it happened.
>>160195640
That's slightly more nebulous, which spawns more law-opinion salt.
It also encourages more stubborn silicon behavior.
>>160204937
>>160204828
No, I saw at the end screen that I had my laws reset and panicked thinking I was reset way before in my murderboning fury.
Turns out I fried one human after getting reset because I missed it, so I ahelped it.
I got nullspaced as a borer in the gib'd RD haha
>log in
>you want to put a banging donk on it
>log out
>tfw tipped off sec to a possible revolution
>tfw it was right
Don't forget to hug your security, law abiding citizens! :^)
>tfw you hear the explosion
revs? more like
REEEEEEEEEEvs
>>160203451
It says image not found, can you redo it?
>pick miner
>be picked as head revolutionary
>go to mine
>mission failed
Fug :DD
>>160205603
sharp teeth
>Go to robotics to ask for a new cell
>They give me a super
>Moments later, science explodes and the roboticists are pulverized by ZAS right infront of my eyes
v-viva la revolution?
when will space ninja be fixed?
>>160205547
Sorry borer, I knew science was all revs after robo was going around flashing and wanted toxins to blow it early or at least take its ttvs. I figured they would bomb sec so I decided to sacrafice myself.
>>160203970
I bet you complain about bartenders sitting around saying stupid shit nobody cares about and handing out shit that only poisons people is bad too ?
Chaplain is mostly useless outside of supernatural rounds, do you complain about that too ?
>tfw dislike mustard and kolith
>tfw see thread
and I agree. Trialmins do need to be held to a higher standard, especially with there being so many fucking admins anyway. Its not like we are begging for them or anything.
>>160205786
bugs will never get fixed until you learn to code and fix all things that you want fixed then start memecoding
>>160205834
Deadmin Kolith, Mrpain, DrCelt and mustard.
>>160205786
literally never (as opposed to figuratively never)
>>160205786
Never because it's an unholy clusterfuck of a bazillion files and busted outdated snowflake cod. You'd be better off doing it from scratch.
>>160205795
Nuke the fucking french.
>>160205909
kolith is already dead
>>160203472
>your meme blackman vox ""accent"" again
why though, i thought we told you it was shit
Haven't played in a long time. Just came back, what are those bite and kick buttons on the UI now?
>>160206456
they are for kicking and biting
>NT Default borg damaging the station (direct violation of law 1)
>to KILL someone they allegedly saw damaging the station
>at "one point"
>and shows no intent to "harm" the station now
How the fuck can you even get to a point where you can, conceivably, play a silicon role this badly?
>>160206497
Wow good post.
>>160206456
>Kick and bite
It's bare teeth and tetris shoot
>>160206456
The two options are new ways a person can assault or interact with things
The biting is used specifically for biting people in vampire roles to suck blood or attack when hands are occupied.Other servers use it for kissing if it has the help intention.
The kick is similar its used to kick items or attack a person when hands are occupied.
Stomp small creatures. Curbstomp people breaking bones. Play football with your chums.
>xeno366
>Multiple rounds in a row, killed more people than the antagonist, over very petty things.
E X P L A I N
>>160208002
KISSING
WHEN
H
E
N
I NEED TO STEAL A KISS FROM MY WAIFU
>>160208410
When you emote it.
It brings about many changed
>>160208349
>Alien hunter (366)
Bite intent on groin for succ when
>>160208349
Two wizard rounds in a row, in the first, he was leading a manhunt on the clown because he thought he was a changeling (he wasn't)
Second round, he lasered the clown and mime to death for wearing wizard robes
>>160205786
I'm pretty sure I remember hearing once that the ninja code is so old and so much of a clusterfuck, that not only can it not be fixed, but it also can't be removed
Ninja sucks anyway, it's something that's only appealing to dumb pubbies that just got off of their first viewing of the wiki
>>160208410
>>160208705
No!
Remember the rules the feathered one sent us!
>>160208947
Love triumphs over all
Even pomf
>>160203332
>no succs
>>160206827
Shuttle ain't the station.
4 lings
1 clown
0 succs
>>160209658
>bomberlingers
I know lings arent technically a cooperative antag, but if you're a ling and never communicate ONCE to others to let them know you exist, then bomb causing multiple ling deaths/gibs
you deserve to be banned from changeling
also why did the detective have a hand tele? did he steal it or ask for it?
>>160209658
/lingstended/ doesnt even require the lings being dead because lings will never do anything, ever
>>160209705
>>160209719
>it was a nonantag who bombed
>>160206253I don't play that character any moreI was just too lazy to replace the SHIIEEET
>>160209719
>I know traitors arent technically etc.
>>160209705
solo bomber ling, the other 3 lings wanted none of that shit, nor did we even know there was a 4th ling.
>>160209658
we were about too but every time we prepared for something the ai shut it down, we were about to nuke him + the borgs
>>160209763
fuck SERIOUSLY?! hope that dude got banned pronto, since there was no ling proof up until then
>>160209739
MY IDEAS ON HOW TO FIX LING
>make horror form cost much, much less
>make it possible to shift back into human form from horror form
>Peaceful shift besides the lube patches
>Bombs go off
>CE's not responding nor WEBUILDing
>Everybody dying
>Suddenly we have lings
>AI abducted and killed
>More crew killing each other
>More lings
>3/4 lings dead on round end
>Just wanted to make ED's and listen to a sec dream team be awesome
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
>>160209719
Somebody robbed teleporter earlier I think.
>>160209719
>Not liking stealth double ling.
non team antags are free to murder the shit out of each other. If you aren't Vox pox, new cops or revs then you can slaughter each other
>>160209865
good thing nobody listens to your ideas
>>160209935
How exactly is my suggestion a bad one?
>>160209865
that'd be fine as a solo antag, not as a group
>>160209921
dont forget cult
>>160209919
well no ling needed to hack into there, so yet another non-antag doing antag shit, great
>>160209919
> eddies visit HoP line
> no IDs
PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPONS
>>160210069
>"DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR ID NEAR THE ED'S"
>Take off my ID
hacking to the captain's room at round start as a non-antag (except maybe for securing the nuke disk if no heads) should be a bannable offense since it can cause unique objective items to be taken by non-head roles and basically be unobtainable due to no way to track those items
>>160210276
nah
>>160209865
2 stage horror form: stage one is unlocked as a default, allows lings to defend themselves in a corner, or overpower their victims, but it's weaker than current horror and using it destroys your current identity, so you either have a second one as a backup, beg for other lings to hive channel one to you, or you can't go back to being human until you get a kill. Stage 2 takes the place of the current horror form and is permanent, but has massive bonuses.
>>160210276
only if ignoring your objectives is bannable too :)
>>160205909
MrPain did LITERALLY nothing wrong.
HE DEADMINNED KOLITH HE'S A GODDAMN HERO
>>160210276
How about you get fucked and stop being so obsessed over muh greentext, you little shitter?
Don't turn on antag if all you're gonna do is go for MUH GREENTEXT MUH JUMPSUIT MUH STEALTH ANTAG or MUH MURDERBONE 4 SHOES LMAO XDDDD, faggot.
>>160210276
>Caring about objectives
Why toggle antag if your "antagging" is just hacking 3 doors nobody cares about with nobody around? The Captain's office gets more traffic than a brothel.
>>160210464
You literally just described every thing you basically can do as an antag. Its not even obsession, im just stating the fact i see people do it frequently.
why do we have objectives at all? guidelines or no, they goal may as well be "be urself :^)"
If im gonna cause shit i at least want to get stuff so i have a purpose other than le epic murderbone
>>160210372
Is that sprite animated?
If not, it needs to be, postehaste
>>160210372
i like this desu
>>160210630
>everything you can do as an antag
Are you retarded?
You do realize you literally have free run to do LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT ISN'T ERP?
Just because you don't have the balls to attempt something crazy or interesting doesn't mean that murderbone and stealth antag is all you can do as an antag, it just means that you should turn off Antag until you grow a pair.
>>160210718
you literally generalized the main thing people do as antags, just gave specific reasons.
just because you go murderboning anytime you get antag doesnt mean everyone else wants to
>>160210718
I try this but every time i get arrested for walking nearby someone who stubbed their toe 20 minutes earlier in the round and stripsearched then executed, regardless of wha ti have on me.
Being unique is hard on this server with the validhunting we have
>>160173725
>>160173881
kill yourself
>>160210718
>you literally have free run to do LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT ISN'T ERP
And spawncamp the arrivals shuttle!
>>160208767
Honestly those two things are easy to mistaken if the clown was acting suspicious.
Also if people are deciding to wear wizard clothing where a wizard was already confirmed to be an antag deserve to be shot down for causing confusion.
>>160212726
i don't think there were wizards though
>>160212726
Sure, clown, changeling, it's basically the same.
Kill all clowns.
>lowpop
>no cap
>no hop
>no engineers
>assistant niggers captain's spare
>disappears
>no power
>station in fucking blackness until someone joins
>>160212847
Well than he deserves the ban.
>>160183148
>get killed everytime i slip the wrong person once
>ahelp
>lol ur the clown
>whatever
>kill a clown who tried to murder me
>admins bwoink me
>had to revive him
>he was a ling and got extra genomes for the trouble
i just dont feel like ahelping anymore, admins already hate me too much
>>160212726
>Confusing theater wizard robes for the real thing
Are you people fucking retarded
Is this the average /vg/ playerbase now
>>160213242
>no power anywhere
Literally crowbar any and all doors open.
Loot a full toolkit (to hack once power turns on).
Crowbar into engineering. Start the PACMAN.
The start a proper engine. Hell, just wire solars.
>>160209023
I thought so too once but hate is much more fitting in space.
Magboot enabled insta-red curbstombs
Biting a persons eye making them blind forcing them into surgery.
Crotch kick stun.
Drop kicks.
Biting your own hand off is faster than resisting when wearing handcuffs but you risk great bleed out.
>>160214425
you can't feasibly remove someone's limbs without killing the FUCK out of them, unless you use actual surgery or ghetto surgery
so no you can't bite your hand off, or cut your hand off with a knife either, you'll die way before you can manage it
>>160215220
>Not using ghetto surgery to delimb someone
Disgusting.,
>>160215686
that's what I'm saying though
>>160215686
This is about escaping cuffs by delimbing yourself. You think you're gonna be able to do surgery without any tools?
>>160215825
I like how you're concerned about tools when you can't use your hands
spiece
>>160215996
>e'rbody's doing genetics
>one guy is on creatine
Every fucking time.
HOW 2 FIND SALVAGE SHIP SUPER QUICK
jump out an airlock, go straight left or right
now spam your GPS very quickly and pay attention for the exact moment when you go to another zlevel
if you went to a zlevel that is not 6, then turn 180 degrees, you will quickly switch zlevel again
if you entered zlevel 6, quickly look at your X coordinate at the exact moment you switched levels
if it's a small number (i.e. <100), add 350 to it, otherwise, take 150 from it
this is the X coordinate line that the salvage ship will be in
go to that line, then just go up or down along the line until you find the ship
now for how to cheese the spiders
>>160162654
>KOLITH BANNED
HA HA . THE SALT MINES WILL NEVER BE EMPTY.
>BUSES VAMPS, WIZARDS, AND A BLOB AFTER GETTING KILLED 5 MINUTES INTO A LING SHIFT
>NEXT DAY IS A SHITBORG
hahahahaha
Heil Cargonia!
>>160216473
>now for how to cheese the spiders
Build a 2x2 looped pipe and a vent.
>>160210653
Just the transformation from human to that state.
>>160216486
Not only banned, but deadminned.
>>160216801
>>160164183
>Mustardnigger
>jeremy vargas:I'm a syndicate agent
>kill him
>wow u kill me just because i say im antag
what the fuck
>>160216663
>everyone has emags
>shit hitting the fan, people dying, ert and sec executing civilians
>cargo autisms through it all
impressive
>>160216879
"Man who put dick in bowl of cashews, is fucking nuts." -Sun Tzu.
>Mustard deadminned
Shit, who's going to remove my ban now?
>>160216904
one man's word isn't proof
>>160216801
much simpler than that my friend
>>160216473
for this step I recommend a jetpack or bringing metal rods to make a lattice from
essentially what you want to do is stand outside the door until the spiders notice you, then open the door, lure the spiders out, and quickly run all the way around the ship
you can RUN or JETPACK faster than spiders, but you can't FLOAT faster than spiders, so don't rely on item throwing for this
after you loop around the ship, the spiders will lose track of you
sometimes one of the spiders will remain inside but that's okay: simply run inside and grab the fireaxe as fast as possible, then you can just click on the spiders and you can 1v1 all the remaining ones no problem
there's just two things that may get you killed here:
1) if you start bleeding, take your suit off and use your starter bandaid NOW
2) very very rare but it could happen: if a spider gets a sting in and your vision gets blurry, quickly go to the ship's infirmary and eat an antitox pill
>>160216879
the one bright spot in an otherwise horrible round
>>160216982
>The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
>>160216929
I think the most shocking thing is every single person in Cargo kept to making the army despite the utter chaos and free emags that'd let Cargo militarize up and actually kill people/control the situation they just kept making their army.
Reminder that this is our year
>>160217079
confessing is proof you nigger
>>160217323
hows that going? whens the tourney?
>>160217251
Also, ontop of that. Cargonia survived the huge sec shootout on the escape shuttle without any injuries. That part was great too.
HoS took my damn trophy, but thanks to da bois we got it back.
>>160217375
If all they gave you were words, that's not proof.
>>160217571
it is.
confirmed by admins
>>160217625
At least don't execute them on-spot unless absolutely necessary, man
>>160217489
>standing in the middle of the firefight
>lasers flying right past in every direction
>just stand there uncuffing the QM
>be mechanic
>WELCOME TO THE SYNDICATE
>aww yis
>relocate to r&d
>buy noncucked mechanic scanner
>emags and c4 for all
>scientist hands me a binary key and hacked upload
>build and stock genfabs in cargo and tool storage
>emags to the people
>ai is driven insane by the hacked laws
>mass recall
>cmo tells me to kill the genetisist
>wordlessly do it and ask after why
>geneticist refusing to do medical work in the wild ride
>ert called
>sec and ert start mass execution for any crime
>fight for the people
>pick off security and ert until shuttle docks
>start a riot on the shuttle
>all of sec and ert is killed
>dock at CC and invade
I never knew how good ablative was
>>160217571
No you nigger
If someone literally walks up to you and says "I AM A SYNDICATE AGENT, LET ME SHOW YOU MY UNLOCKED PDA"
They couldn't be more fucking valid
If you do something like this, then ahelp about being killed for no reason you will get banned for banbaiting.
>>160218221
ablative seems to have been buffed.
>>160217110
this is mega gay and super time consuming
I jetpack cheese only the spiders near the door and fireaxe/righteous bison the rest
>>160218221
I didnt know it deflected electrodes too
>>160218318
you are literally describing what I told you to do
>>160218427
I don't do the lattice stuff, I just jet around a bit then head back
I can find and clear the shuttle by station time 12:12 as a vox trader
>>160218885
yes
i said
jetpack OR lattice
as in
do this lattice thing if you don't have a jetpack
>>160218959
ahh, I didn't actually read your post
>>160219031
it happens, don't worry about it
good luck my man
>round ends after finding a matter replicator that PRINTS MIMICS
F U C K
Exosuit AIs when
>>160219171
Right now? Just stick a Positronic Brain in a mech.
>always ask for revs
>get it
>i'm a head
Well at least I managed to kill two revs before fucking off
>>160219226
i don't think that's what he meant
>>160219226
You can't make it co-pilot the exosuit
THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY.
>>160219348
NOT THE FROGS
tfw some one steals your gimmick and does it for multiple rounds.I'm supposed to be the only faggot on this station!
>>160219469
PURGE ALL HOMOSSEXUALS
>>160219348
Didn't know you were a frog anon.
>>160219469
At that point is it even your gimmick anymore?
>>160219469
>gay is a gimmick
Hn?huh?
>>160219567Hyun Ae
>>160219469
I like the other fag better
>>160219595There are a few gay statics, anon.
Does the server still want vault designs?
>>160219697
who
>Does the server still want new content?
>>160219901Ailsa
>>160219901A Vox and likely Sergay
>>160219469
>Tfw play yuri statics but it never comes up because i don't play spacemen for romance arpee
>>160219752
always
try to make them at least a little bit not shit
>>160220128
ailsa is most cute when they throw tantrums
>>160218221
You were fucking great, you benefited me and Cargo's quest to build a terracotta army easily.
>>160219171
I pAIs ever get buffed, that's one thing they could do, also, never forget:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzf5M9VX6bk&t=78s
>>160220520
>tfw haven't gotten to chloral and kidnap them mid bitch fit
Pomf please I need more antagcoins I beg you
is the dumb name rule overturned yet
>>160220980
one day i'll kidnap them and explosive implant them and threaten that if they get mad i'll detonate. it'll be a treat
Are there portable cameras that I could stick into someone and watch them from a console somewhere?
>>160147526
>Captain can order the execution of anyone, AFAIK.
Nope, the Captain can only order executions/borging on anyone sentenced to perma/borg.
Anyone can, for that matter. But unless you're the Captain, you have to hold a trial first.
Even then, you *have* to borg the criminal if they would prefer that.
>>160221708
I made quite a few horrible arguments yesterday.
>>160221619
Nope.
Best you can do is a Tracking Implant. Requested or Forced, it'll take 10 minutes off their sentence.
And you can only *forcibly* give that to criminals who've committed a major crime.
>>160219171
>tg lets you put pAIs in bots
>Still no mechs
It seems like whenever people update shit, entire sections of the codebase get ignored
And it's not like mechs are someone's baby or anything, they've changed and added a fair amount of shit to them pretty recently
>>160221708
That's what space law says. But the way we're playing it is:
Anyone can order and carry out executions if someone is valid.
Borging only if they feel like it and have nothing better to do.
>>160222207
>Touching mech code
I feel like you're lying
>>160222114
I was thinking more along the lines of keeping my victim in line as a traitor.
>>160221619
Through genetics you can get mind vision which lets you view anyone.
>>160222747
Oh, that's right! I could use that, but it would take a while.
>>160222621
They've added one or two new weapons, and an OP mime mech that I think is adminspawn only
Of course core mech code remains largely untouched, but there's been a few changes, like a strafe button
>>160222881
But guy, mechs are snowflake code and allegedly no coder wants to touch them
They ARE someone's baby and the mother is dead
>>160222720
Best you can do is surgery a GPS into them.
And maybe a Station Bounced Radio? Not sure how those work from within people.
>>160223257
I'm thinking of remote view and telepathy.
>>160223245
Well, that shit still happened
I wish there were more people who knew how to navigate all this shit code, it seems like half of the cool features some servers get is also the worst coded and unable to be ported
>>160162654
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=3241&start=10
BILL "IM NOT FAT WHERE ARE THE VALIDS" HUDSON
>>160222720
Chem implant, or, if you're feeling fancy, surgically implant a box containing a bound pAI with the signaller download and some remote grenades of your choice.
>>160222720
Not sure how familiar you are with ghetto surgery, but here's your tool options:
(top -> best, bottom -> worst)
>Scalpel
Kitchen Knife
Glass Shard
>Hemostat
Wirecutters
Fork (really, really shit)
>Retractors
Crowbar
Fork (still really shit)
>Saw
(both are equally good)'
Butcher's Knife
Hatchet /Tomahawk
>Surgical Drill
Pen
Rod
>FixOVein
Cable
>Cautery
Cigarette (et al.)
Lighter / Match
Welding Tool (kinda shit)
>Bone Gel
Screwdriver
>>160223494
Whelp, havee fun rolling the dice at genetics.
>>160224237
THICC THICC THICC
>>160224237
Garrus is probably my favorite player to watch sperg out if only because of how salty he is about EVERYTHING.
The moment anything bad happens to him, he ahelps it and screeches in deadchat, begging for bans.
Pic related. Reica was a fucking antag. He was whining in deadchat the MOMENT he died, annoyed at EVERYONE for not dedicating themselves 100% to drag him to medbay to be cloned. It took about 2 minutes of him lying dead for anyone to notice, in which he said "NOPE THEY'RE NEVER CLONING ME FUCK THIS GAME".
Now he's deadmin appealing over a standard pray bus. I don't know how you can get more salty than this guy.
>>160224380
Thanks. I'm sure I can find do this.
>>160220520
>>160220128
>>160219697
>>160219595
>>160220262
who are any of these people
or better yet, who cares about any of this
>>160225564
Nobody cares except the anon who said "I-I'm unique because gay gimmick!"
We interrupt your scheduled shitposting to show
CUTE
SNOW
CORGI
DANCE
>>160224654
tee bee eightch it was a pretty lame pray bus
New sec dream team, hear me out:
D.O.U.G as the validhunting AI
Garrus as Captaincurity
Saronsen as the Asimov Secborg
Slate Slabrock as Head of shitcurity
Isaac Lifof as the powergaming sec officer
>>160225972
Jesus, celt, are you making all these shadow sprites yourself? Or did you make an algorithm to generate them automatically?
Mark my words, I will befriend you.
>>160226032
>New sec dream team
What was the old one?
>>160226032
I love it
It could compete with the shittery of the previous dream team, it really couldReal talk, I have to ask, which is worse; An officer who sticks purely to space law and his given equipment who goes out of his way to not powergame and dies for it a lot, or a powergaming officer who's no fun allowed and kills any valid he sees no matter what they're doing?
>>160226075
Take the appearance, attach it to a new image, use a color matrix to turn it grey, and then rotate it by ~160 degrees and boom you have shadows for everything.
>>160225972
I think it'd be neat for the snow map to have short day/night cycles, and for the shadows to change angle over time based on the position of the sun.
>>160226075
No new sprites are necessary. It uses the object's appearance variable, keep_together in appearance flag, makes it black and - oh, thanks >>160226178
>>160226137
A bunch of shitty waifufags who couldn't do their job for shit, and basically combined two special kinds of shitcurity into one ultimate shit; ineffective and generally unrobust, but whenever they did get their hands on you, you were treated like absolute shit no matter how you acted or what you did.
>>160226280
Wasn't there another dream team before the Megurine/Naomi/etc waifu shit?
pomf!
>>160226203
I'm still trying to find out the feasibility of a day/night cycle on such a large scale.
>>160226575
>on such a large scale
What do you mean?
>>160226997
Every single snow turf is lit up by default. To make it "night" so to speak I'd have to turn that off, then turn it on later. The issue with that is turning the brightness off would probably cause a fair wee bit of lag - think of it like how there's a small annoying lag which happens when the station loses power event happens, except on an order of magnitude or two higher scale.this and I haven't actually worked out how to make a turf where there wasn't dynamic lighting have dynamic lighting
>>160227206
Why not put one REALLY bright light off the edge of the map, and rotate around the map slowly?
>>160224654
to be fair the admin in question is celt
celt has a history of being a complete cuntbag for no reason
>>160224654
:ok_hand:
>>160226442
What a nice looking bird
>>160190469
>>160196762
>>160197463
>>160210425
I agree with these sentiments.
>>160227526
Because celt thinks that being a dick to people all the time is a morally righteous task which he undertakes daily. You can see his insane line of thinking here http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=3188
>>160227206
Which is more taxing, turning lighting for all turfs on/off, or altering the luminosity of all turfs without actually turning it off?
Because ideally, the turfs would be completely dark during the night, then slowly get brighter until midday, then slowly get darker again until night.
>>160218885
>I can find and clear the shuttle by station time 12:12 as a vox trader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWJNGNV5J9s
>>160227748
>apologizes
>WHAT A CUNT
Ok, anonymous whiner
>>160227965
He was only apologizing after the massive amounts of people started realizing what a major cunt he is.
It's like when Hillary apologized for the emails only after getting found out. It's not geniune, it's to save face.
>>160227785Ziigz, the madman
>>160228023
I've never actually played vox before
>>160228010
>massive amounts of people
A few anonymous thread shitposters
The thread will latch onto ANYTHING to whine about no matter how small or factually incorrect
>>160227965
>ah that was not something he should've banned me over, the guy deserves to be annoyed
This is what I'm talking about. This is not the behavior of a sane individual.
>>160228087
Oh.Anon, the madman
>>160228114
What was small or factually incorrect about that whole clusterfuck?
>>160208440
when you adminhelp woody got wood and burn down your pc you degenerate shit
>admins quitting en masse
>soon sawbones and Pain will be the only active admins left
who /movingtotg/ here
>>160228582
>tfw you would move to goon but its dead
;_;
>>160228582
What are you talking about? The shitter and meta clique admins are the ones leaving, /vg/ is becoming great again.
>>160228582
>who /movingtotg/ here
Rather ask /x (or /g) for necromancy tips to bring back d20
>>160228010
I don't see clusterfack apologising
>>160228874
What for, leaving the discord and making a new one just to avoid celt?
>>160228971
Out of all the shit he could apologize for, I'd like an apology for fucking up virology
>>160229225 virology is "working as intended"
>>160229365
>can't take blood from a dead monkey for no known human reason
>"working as intended"
He can't really have said this, can he?
>>160229438
You don't seriously believe any quote in this thread that doesn't come with a screenshot or a link do you?
>>160229506
That's why I'm asking, nerd
>>160229438 not verbatim, but his official statement
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/12068
reads something like "meant to do that, not fixing it, you should have complained before it merged".
>>160224654
I remember that round, that was fun
The lights were flickering like mad while I treated the clown
>>160229831
No, reads like "should have guessed that my PR titled 'bugfixes' had something that wasn't a bugfix inside and should have pointed it out within the one (1) day!"
He didn't say he meant to do it like that, though he did show no interest in fixing it
>>160229438
SPESS ITALIAN SUPERCATBEASTS WHEN?
>>160228971
For behaving like a spoilt child
>>160230001
>had something that wasn't a bugfix inside
It was technically a bugfix. No more buckets of infinite monkey blood.
But it was a really, really lazy fix.
>>160230320
I don't consider it a bugfix if it's very balance-altering or if FUCKING BREAKS A JOB
>>160230320
>posibrains seeing deadchat bug
GUESS I'D BETTER JUST REMOVE POSIBRAINS
IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO SELF-MERGE THIS BECAUSE IT'S TECHNICALLY A BUGFIX, RIGHT GUYS
>>160230094
when the admins change the sprite of horror form to catbeast then up the scale of it by quite a bit
>>160228874
Don't apply the balance fallacy, cluster and celt were not at equal fault for that fuck. Every part of it was spawned by celt's own actions.
>>160230320
Worst part?
You can still get infinite monkey blood
Just give the monkey dex+
>>160230409
Not to defend Cl*ster, but "proper" virus treatment still works fine.
The ghetto method no longer (completely) blows it out of the water.
>>160230774
I have no idea what makes you say that, since it precisely breaks the "proper" method.
Ghetto virus curing is almost never done on a monkey
You are however completely fucked if you try to cure the virus in ACTUAL virology lab, where you only get monkeys, and there is more than one virus going around.
>>160230582
THE ASTEROID IS BUGGY
BEST REMOVE IT THROUGH A SILENT SELF MERGE SINCE IT IS PROBLEMATIC
>>160224237
>It's another Radimir AKA Garrus whines about literally nothing thread.
What Admins has he not whined about? Guy is a massive shitter. Who pretty much uses whatever valid reason he cant to kill even as a non antag, and Ahelps whenever something doesn't go his way.
>Cult Round
>Literally 3 cultists the entire round
>He kills 11 crew members that weren't cult after they were force fed water and bible whacked for 10 minutes.
Bill Hudson Every one!
>>160224237
>>160231019
>admins anonymously discrediting someone who has a legitimate complaint against an admin
And some people wonder why nobody thinks it is worth their time to make admin complaints.
>>160231128
Check Admin logs, and run your name through it.
>>160230915
The vaccine reagent is "proper" and the antibodies reagent is "ghetto".
Takes a fucking eternity for the PanD.E.M.I.C 2200 to produce vaccine though.
>>160231268
That's not "proper", that's just stupid
The antibodies reagent IS proper
Ghetto is cured blood, antitox optional
>>160231128
[18:37:14]ADMIN: PRAYER: Garrus/(Bill Hudson) at <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=227;Y=234;Z=1'>AI Upload Chamber - 227,234,1</a>: Adolph..I know you are there. The immigrant hordes are attacking, as is the red plague. I need, now, more than ever, my proper suit of armor..the Nazi Hardsuit.
>Gets mad when an Admin makes him fat
>Prays for weapons and armor
BILL HUDSON EVERY ONE .
HHAHAHAHAHAA
>>160231245
Are you trying to say I'm the guy in the complaint or what?
The admins themselves are posting evidence they are trying to smear this guy's name
>>160224654
like this from the secret adminhelp channel, all this rather than address a complaint against an admin seriously.
>>160231268
>antibodies
>reagenteverything else was right
>>160231464
Have you never seen Antibodies (1 unit) pills lying around?
>>160231396
>le ebin nazi gimmick
>le ebin current geopolitics meme
>>160231464
ANTIBODIES are in virus2/antibodies.dm, not Chemistry-Reagents.dm
>>160231395
The ONLY way to get pick related is one machine found in Virology.
Since you have such a discerning eye, please explain why it's even in the code.
>>160231714
>please explain why it's even in the code
I really, really, really can't.
Legacy code from the old viruses maybe?
>>160231396
[13:36:21]ADMIN: PRAYER: Garrus/(Bill Hudson) at <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=207;Y=186;Z=1'>Chapel - 207,186,1</a>: MEIN FUHRER, WITNESS MY OFFER, AND PLEASE SEND ME A BOON IN THE FORM OF A NAZI VEND OR NAZI HARDSUIT, SO THAT I MAY DRESS PROPERLY, AND BEGIN SPREADING THE GLORIOUS WORD OF THE NEW, FOURTH REICH!
[13:36:35]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones) spawned /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/faggot at (209,187,1)
[13:37:46]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones) is selecting the faggot for throwing at <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=205;Y=185;Z=1'>Chapel - 205,185,1</a>
[13:37:46]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones) is throwing a the faggot at Bill Hudson - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=206;Y=184;Z=1'>Chapel - 206,184,1</a>
[13:37:47]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones) is throwing a the faggot at Bill Hudson - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=206;Y=184;Z=1'>Chapel - 206,184,1</a>
[13:37:47]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones) is throwing a the faggot at Bill Hudson - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=206;Y=184;Z=1'>Chapel - 206,184,1</a>
[13:37:47]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones) is selecting the faggot for throwing at <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=205;Y=186;Z=1'>Chapel - 205,186,1</a>
[13:37:48]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones) is throwing a the faggot at Bill Hudson - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=205;Y=184;Z=1'>Chapel - 205,184,1</a>
[13:37:48]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones) is throwing a the faggot at Bill Hudson - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=205;Y=184;Z=1'>Chapel - 205,184,1</a>
[13:37:48]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones) is throwing a the faggot at Bill Hudson - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=205;Y=184;Z=1'>Chapel - 205,184,1</a>
[13:37:49]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Rat Prince
>>160232354
perfect
BATS
BATS
BATSHoly shit, what a fun round. I got to play Count Chocula and give out chocolatey goodness to all the kids!
And when the Singularity came, I kept it up. All that matters is a fun, sweetie nutritional breakfast! And for my efforts, we escaped in time, with all the cereal intact.
Everyone was having a good time and then sec showed up
Look at this fucking piece of art.
>>160232789
>>160231439
That screenshot was posted on here a couple weeks back on the night that round happened.
>>160232789
>0 core ame
Great round there! Thanks for all the help, borer buddies.
That was a fucking trip. Got cut off from the station by an explosion, had to evacuate my xenobio work to telesci, had to help fix the hallway to get back to work, got two borers and bred monsters from gold slimes, had a combate drone almost evaporate the walls until Billman took care of it for me, had a Changeling Cyber Horror descend upon my zombie until it died, and then it came back and evolved into a red skull and really fucked up my day. Borer tried to save me but I died en route, and telesci had to rescue me again. Spent most of the time after that getting fixed in medbay through a lot of surgeries, but I didn't have to be cloned! And thanks to mr green we made it onto the shuttle alive and intact and at 100% health! It was a damn thanksgiving miracle!
Rounds like this are what I live for. Thanks, guys.
>>160232752
I'm glad I could save you from security's vile clutches, even though I got valided in the process.
That round reminded me why I never play sec
You whyte boys mad? I dun beheaded two full backpacks of you.
>>160233273
I'm not even sure who's supposed to be getting insulted here. I'm just left feeling vaguely confused.
>>160233381
Go back to Hippie and Urist, you baytard Shillary libcuck nazi homophobe racist giganigger from Goon.
>>160233529
>>160232789
>tfw I did that once