/ss13g/ - Spessman on a Spess Station General

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First for waifus

>>160162654
1st for SALT AS MINALBE RECOURSE WHEN

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>Law 1. Maintain the station.
>Law 2. Reduce expenses.
>Law 3. Obey the Captain.
>Law 4. Maximize revenue.

>>160162914
>no definition of expenses, what captain counts as captain, or what revenue means
Hope you're ready for hogan lawset 2

Id-locked weapons when?

>>160163071
The Lawgiver is DNA-locked.

>>160163071

lawgiver only dna lock weapon so far.

>>160162914
>AI whys all the lights off
>AI why are you bolting us into a 1x1 closet
>AI why are you outsourcing all the work to vox under borg slave drivers

http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>>160163462

This is why you should just bee yourself

>>160163391
>implying

>>160163462

got shit post in the bans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVV34E061A4

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>That shitter on the banlog
Stay gone, shitter

Reminder that metal rods > fire extinguisher

ghetto jetpack

KOLITH WAS A SHITTER AGAIN. CHECK BANPAGE

>>160163590
deadmin when

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>>160163647
Immediately, his transgressions cannot continue.

>>160163737
t. kolith

Kolith is a shitty admin. You knew this and let it happen.

You've made your bed, now lie in it. The meta friends own this server.

>>160163583
>muh lattices
>guys
>guys, guys
>guys, lattices

I bet you build office chairs instead of eating Busta-Nuts.

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Snow map soon

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>pic related is ban reason?

New player here, Admin spent about 10 mins trying to explain to me that i'm not new and that i'm trolling since i dont know what "ooc ic" is. I was informed of rules and pardoned a couple of hours ago when I was roleplaying as an insane person and killed someone and apologized, shit was fine after that. Explained to admin that my friend is teaching me ss13, of course after that he tries to make me admit that we're metacomming, which we don't. Then he asks me how I can know what metacomming means if i'm new, i explain that i played darkRP on garry's mod before this, and that metagaming is the same concept there and that my friend told me that we shouldn't do it. This shit goes on for about 10 minutes and i finally get banned out of the blue.

Other admins were cool in teaching me the game, Kolith wasn't. I haven't really done anything major to deserve a perma or even a one day ban.

>>160163970
>shadows

Holy shit, do objects really cast shadows now?

>>160164001
Appeal on the forums.

Also if you're curious, your ban reason is the entire script of Bee Movie.

>>160164001
t. kolith

>>160164017
On snow station, they will, yeah.

Holy shit Kolith is such a memeing shitter, why the fuck did he ever get fucking admin

>>160163871
>10 uses
>60 uses
hmmmmmmm..........................

>>160163590 c >>160163575
You have to post your entire ban reason on the forums to appeal a ban.
That ban reason is significantly larger than the post size limit.

>>160164098
Is it only certain explicitly-accounted for objects that will, or is there some code solution that allows all objects to?

>>160164001
Kolith is a huge cunt, appeal on forums so you're unbanned.

Sadly MustardNigger won't deadmin his metabuddy

>>160164129
You can post the ban reason in a pastebin and link the pastebin in the appeal.

D E A D M I N

K O L I T H

>>160164001
I don't know how you type in coherent sentences here but act like a 12 year old faggot in game, which is why nobody took you seriously. This isn't a game where people will like you more for acting retarded.

>>160164170
All objects *should* be able to use the same code and most regular shaped objects will work but anything that's got really fucked up sprites will cast very strange shadows. I can however disable shadows on certain objects or change the shadow offset to force it to fit.

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A day in history: The slaughter of the innocent player and his friends by the perfidious Coder bloc, the "Design Bloc"

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>>160164325
Hi Kolith.
Feeling high on that sweet admin power?
Are your dark primal urges satisfied?

>>160164491
Not yet. I still have to take Celt down with me.

>le ebin bee movie meme
It's bad enough that my youtube suggestions are filled with BEE MOVIE BUT X videos despite the fact that I don't watch meme shit like that

Ideas for new mechs as requested in the previous thread:

Service mech - And an appropriate service module to enable features such as having a Rapid-Service-Fabricator, synthesizing bartender vendomat drinks like gin, whiskey, wine, etc. and being a mobile jukebox.
Can equip syringe guns as well, scan a few chems and become the ultimate bartending tool.

Holy mech - For the emprah. Can be equipped with all the traditional chaplain tools: book, null rod and a extinguisher with an a self-blessing holy water reservoir. All of those are mech-sized and thus stronger than their normal counterparts: null rod rune reveal/dispel range is much greater and has a higher chance of deconverting cultists, the book blessing can cause a shitload of brain damage but also perform miraculous healing and the holy water is just plain holy water in an extinguisher anyway. The mech's holy plating takes severely reduced damage from unholy shitters like cultists toys and all that shit.
For some odd reason this blessed mech only allows chaplains to board it, regardless of access levels. Also maybe give it a megaphone for preaching.

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I SEE ZAS NOW.
DO NOT NEED HARDCORE OR MAGBOOT OR OFFICE CHAIR HACK.
I SEE AIRFLOW. I SEE INTRICATE OF DEPRESSURIZING GO PAST ME, AND I DODGE USING MINUTE MAN MOVEMENTS.
CANNOT BE KNOCKED DOWN. CANNOT BE HURT.
I HAVE REACH THE SINGULARITY.

>>160164001
Appeal it on the forums, you need to post the entire ban reason when you appeal so use this
http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/a1/bee-movie-script-transcript-seinfeld.html

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I am in full support of Kolith and his ban. If it is overturned, I will cancel Snow Map.

>>160164595
Carsh just post your celt ERP logs already

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>>160164595
You're not me! I'm me!

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>>160164643
Fuck off, Foster.

hello i am here for the memes and the bees fuck you this rhymes

whats up

Check logs, Zealotron was the one fucking with him, Kolith just did the ban.

D E A D M I N
T H E M

>>160164635
Celts a scrawny red headed boy, i'm only into obese women.

Plus im too depressed at the thought of doing anything lewd with anyone right now.

>>160164823
>carsh will never be tour chest borer and inject you with 100u nutriment again

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Morot4 unbanned, Kolith on last chance before deadminned.

B A S E D. P A I N.

>MrPain unbans a shitter because he hates the Bee Movie

Jesus christ

>Pain unbans a repeated offense shitter because of the meme note

Ebin

>>160165067
>>160165092
He was immediately banned afterward though.

>>160165067
>>160165092
>Sawbones rebans him

Admin war NOW!

>Dude tazes me while I'm getting pie from a vending machine
>look around for him a bit
>find the suit he stole in the morgue
>catch his ass in sec
>leave him in perma naked while the station evacuates
I really wanted to beat him to death. But I didn't. So points for me.

>>160165092
>repeated offsence shitter
what are you even talking about
what offence are you talking about

>>160164727
At least spoof the !'s, you lazy twit.

>>160165164
The guy has been a shitter all day and ick ocking when he gets punished.

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okay guys kolith posted logs
apprently the ban reason was me raging in all chat for turning into a catbeast(obviously a joke)

this is what gets you a perma guys
and no i haven't been "a shitter all day"
i did like one other thing today that i was excused for since i'm new by another admin lol

>admins turn you into catbeast as joke
>you joke back by calling them niggers
>you can't do that. respect my authoritah

kolith has autism

I don't supposed xenos can understand English can they?
>tfw you will never submit yourself as a slave to the queen and draw her enemies into traps

>>160164001
>joins with the name "UzumaQii Narutyrone"
>despite apparently being a "new player," does nothing but spam WGW over the radio for a whole round
>"roleplaying as an insane person" despite the fact that the rules EXPLICITLY say not to do this
>"potential and probable harm are the same thing, by the way"
>Morot Fur/Morot4/(Morot Fur) (@238,257,1) Deadsay: mutters, "i hate this admin for being mean to me"

You're fucking shit, mate. Go and stay go.

>>160165378
>playerage 1
>8 n o t e s
>all negative
amazing

>>160165378
>Read WGW over the radio meaning you are fair game to both players and admins
>Get catbeasted by admins
>Scream in OOC and ick the ock a lot
>Continue to scream
>Be a shit in ahelps
>EIGHT NOTES PLAYER AGE ONE
go and stay go

: a. On 10/03/2011 in response to the statement "Stop downloading all that cee pee
: Thad, you're just asking for it" being posted by another user on MCMICHAEL'S
: Facebook page, MCMICHAEL wrote "WELL TELL 7 YEAR OLD GIRLS TO
: STOP SUCKING DICK SO SEXY."

MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

IT WAS A JOKE BRO

>>160165426
>implying name matters (muh immersion??)
>not a whole round, more like twice lmao
>i apologized for this to admin, did not know of rule. already sorted out.
>is this a ban reason?
>obviously a joke as i was turned into a catbeast.

are u real

>>160165540
Literally read the rules

>>160165515
DELETE THIS NOW

>>160165540
OOC and IC stay separate. It's in the rules. Do you not know what OOC and IC are?

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>>160165515
HERE IT IS
IN ALL ITS GLORY

>>160165673
M A D T H A D
A
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T
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>>160165540
>implying name matters (muh immersion??)
READ THE RULES

WHY DO YOU NOT READ THE RULES AND THEN COMPLAIN WHEN YOU GET PUNISHED FOR BREAKING THEM

>>160165401
They can if they were turned into xenos via a staff of change.
Otherwise no.

[16:50:08]ADMIN: PM: Morot4/(UzumaQii Narutyrone)->DrCelt/(Manu Yount): I am roleplaying as an insane person
[16:50:28]ADMIN: PM: Morot4/(UzumaQii Narutyrone)->DrCelt/(Manu Yount): I tried to set her on fire
[16:50:55]ADMIN: PM: Morot4/(UzumaQii Narutyrone)->DrCelt/(Manu Yount): Then i blinded her and called her a fucking stacy

[19:40:16]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@246,296,1) As Galactic Common : Ayyy lmao
[19:46:14]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@251,272,1) As Galactic Common : Why u doin this
[19:47:18]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@271,288,1) As Galactic Common : Niqqa
[19:47:22]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@271,288,1) As Galactic Common : Boiiiiiii what u doing
[19:47:31]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@271,288,1) As Galactic Common : That mf like button
[19:47:36]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@272,290,1) As Galactic Common : Tell u wut
[19:47:54]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@271,291,1) As Galactic Common : Niqqa what u doing
[19:48:21]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@271,289,1) As Galactic Common : Boiiiiiiii

[20:09:15]OOC: Unknown/Morot4 (@246,272,1): stop respawning me as a catbeast
[20:09:34]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones)->Morot4/(Morot Fur): ooc in ic, 15 minute ban. See you
[20:09:51]ADMIN: PM: Morot4/(Morot Fur)->Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones): f u c k y o u n i g g e r
[20:13:54]SAY: Morot Fur/Morot4/(Morot Fur) (@231,244,1) Deadsay: drones, "i'm a girl i deserve better"

This isn't even the rounds where he was banned. Please keep permabanned.

>>160165540
>being such a fucking stupid shitter that you're unable to even grasp how much of a fucking stupid shitter you are

>>160165835
round where he was permabanned*

Is it possible to see my player's notes?

>>160165936
Only by asking an admin to show them to you.

>>160165969
Alright, and if I understand correctly, admins make notes on you and they can be good or bad? Can I see if I got notes at all without telling an admin about it?

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>>160165673
what a god

">implying name matters (muh immersion??)"
MCMOROT4 claimed this post was a joke.

>>160166023
You have to ask an admin for your notes, there is no other way to get them

>>160166023
Notes can be good or bad. Usually they're bad.
Notes are used by admins to gain insight into a player before taking action.
This guy blew up a welding tank, but claimed it was an accident?
If he has no notes, maybe just a warning or nothing at all.
If he has a page of notes listing previous instances of welderbombing, that's a ding dong bannu.

>Can I see if I got notes at all without telling an admin about it?
No, admins are the only ones capable of accessing notes. You have to go through one of them if you want to see yours.
Odds are they already know what's in your notes anyway.

How do I get not shit at doing jobs? Like whenever I try to chemist or some shit people are breaking in, I can't keep up with trying to heal people and make new shit and people are asking for shit I have no idea how to do/make? Do I just need to practice and git gud? Already read the wiki

>>160166023
>Can I see if I got notes at all without telling an admin about it?
Actually you CAN check whether a note was added to your ckey by searching the server logs for "has edited [yourckey]'s notes" to find the log entries for the edits.

You still can't read the notes, but it is possible to check whether a note was added by doing that.

hey nerds

https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/8gcpvlgc2zx0vrlnmd

>>160166157
>>160166139
Thanks.
>>160166157
>Odds are they already know what's in your notes anyway.
It's not that, I just wanna know If I've done something wrong. Got bwoinked only once for some ick ock, but nothing after that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjyNrGUD2SI

ROBBIE ROTTEN JUMPSUIT WHEN

>>160166213
>Do I just need to practice and git gud?
Yes.
You can also ask people for help. Personally i'd just call you a useless fag and leave you but some people like to help.

>>160166424
Purple robes mate, ask the chaplain for one.

Hell, ask for a eucarist wafer too never hurts.

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>>160166449
>Purple robes
No, fuck that.
I want the proper outfit.

>>160166434

Fair. I don't mind being a useless fag, it's just sometimes it'd be nice to help out, I guess I need to just play and learn the meta a bit more as well

>>160166496
Alright then, go ask niggles for that, go to the discord and meme at him till he gets you that shit.

Game won't let me auto yes to antag roles. Sup with that?

>>160166424
When are we stealing all those features?

>>160166703
Never. Cluster would disapprove.

Can someone draw my female static?

Name: Ailsa

>>160166656
Those settings are broken, just keep trying to save them or something didn't work for me either on the first time

>>160165378
You can fuck right off. Eight notes, player age 1. Jesus fucking christ.

>>160165067
>>160165092
It's your own fucking fault for being a retarded cocksucker, try putting actual ban reasons that other admins won't take one look at and assume are a meme ban.

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>tfw tony pajamas will never be your metafriend

>spent the entire round cuffed by scientist because I wouldn't let them have a ripley
>sit there and watch youtube videos instead of letting them know where I put the ripley chasis

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>>160165673
>those fucking directories
>the flashdrive actually had his resume on it

>tfw stripped and thrown into the vacant office

>>160168651
Why didn't they just make one?

>>160168732
Power went out so the only chance they had was finding the rest of the ripley.
It was glorious. They found just as the shuttle was leaving because they let me go.

>>160168732
I did. He stole the ripley parts because he didn't want a scientist to have a ripley, despite us not having miners.

>>160168651
You gotta calm down man.
Wasn't too bad talking to you though. Would have been more fun if I could torture you without you ahelping it or something though.

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>>160166498
Have the chem cheat sheet that I slightly edited for dual monitor readability. While this isn't an exhaustive list, it's tailored to 100u beakers so you don't have to bother figuring out the ratios or anything like with the wiki. It's not hard to get the ratios straight, but this makes the process easier when starting out

>Wake up
>DrCelt getting deadminned

>>160169005
Fucking finally, guy has been shite for ages

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>>160168957
This is a better one

>>160168957
>time release capsule

So those function like stasis beakers?

>>160169585
lel

>>160163879
If you're dumb enough to go anywhere near a ckey you know and actually admit it you kind of have bad judgement. The same that rebels and puts plastic bags around their head tightly. I don't agree with Kolith being an edgy barely-18 shitlord but he's a trialmin. Just play elsewhere. vgstation has the least developed code base and its players are mostly permabanned refugees from rgstation, hippie, paradise, bay, goon and people brought in by "funny" grief stories posted on reddit.

>>160161247
>Eyyy AI, people are trying to kill me
>It's onehuman
Literally did nothing wrong. It's just bawww I died ban he salt

>Intigracy commented 5 hours ago
>Attack animations aren't in because clusterfack is lazy.
>Skeletons should be valid desu imo senpai

How can the most evil man be so based???

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>>160170339
>attack animations

>>160170339
>Attack animations

Fuck off inTGracy

>Kolith murders crew as a NT Default Borg
>No ban

Nice metaclub.

>>160170595

It was asimov one human until the last twenty seconds

>>160170631
It was NT default before the shuttle departed

>>160166213
People will always be breaking in to get chems. Just accept it. You got better stuff to do. We don't want to wait all day. We can all get along

>>160170595
Serve's before protect bruh. If you're an officer feel free to send doorcrush eye and validbots after the station's lessers. They'll have all the assistants corpses in brig in 15 minutes or your ai module swipe back

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wtf why is this server so racist.

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>>160170631
>last twenty seconds
>borg started robusting soon after the shuttle landed on the station

Let me lay it down for you.
The shitter should stay banned, fucking rule 0 him if you have to but kolith is a fucking retarded who needs to stop with meme ban reasons because it looks fucking retarded.

>>160163391
That already happened on nt default

>>160171272
He's an 18 year old, you can't expect him to act like an adult and take things seriously.

http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>>160171843
>freed from Kolith for a whole week
Based Kuranon.

>>160171874
>Trialadmin trying to eliminate his competition
I dunno about that. Sounds like adminbus to me.

Real talk. How many of the female doctors and Crew are being played by males.

Not going to lie I didn't see the law update, I was posting on github around the time it happened

see you in a week homos

>>160172067
To be honest the AI was unrobust and there never should have been a law update in the first place.

I feel partially responsible because I was the HoP but whatever.

>>160172007
all of them
every single one
it's occasionally a tranny maybe

>>160171874
>>160171843
>>160172067
Don't worry kolith, I, mustardnigger will unban you and I will have a talk with kuranon to make sure this doesn't happen again.

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>>160172564
Even if I was unbanned I wouldn't log on for a week anywho. I agree with the reason and it's my fault for not paying full attention playing such a delicate role

However I don't agree with the length since my last "bad" note was in April and my last "bad" silicon note was in February. I quite literally never fuck up and this was a fringe case since I was trying to discuss the nonhuman head fuckery on Github.

>>160172007
Why single out doctors and then include the rest of the crew?

>>160172661
>not from pain
>start giving him weekbans now

>>160173056

Female characters tend to be doctors from what ive seen then i just extended it to the crew without removing the doctors pbit. dunno desu senpai

>>160173123
That's all well and good but which one is cutest?

>>160173298
Reica

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>>160172007
>mfw I'm one of the "girls" working down at medbay (and other departments)
desu I just prefer to be relatively normal, non-slutty female characters. Something about it just feels right.
I won't deny that I'm probably a closet trap in denial

>>160173725
>not playing security

Probably a slut!

>>160173827
Whoa now, I put that "(and other departments)" in there for a reason. My main role is medical but I do play other roles from time to time.
But I've never played security

>>160174140
Good job, pal.
All you needed was a central atmospherics console and you would have been set.

>>160174140
>not welding the edge walls and rebuilding them so they update and get a proper edge
mediocre

>>160174372
This image alone describes half the playerbase on this server

>>160174372
>>160174414
Fuck you.

>>160174942
t. waifufag

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>>160174942
The truth hurts.
Self-reflection is important.

>>160174140
>Not relocating the APC's inside and putting in a super cap
>Not taking the APC's off the grid and supplying it with an smes so it can't be sinked
>Not moving an air alarm in to update central to scrub N2O or fix the no plasma scrub sabotage
>No fuel tank embedded in the wall for xenos unary welding
>No beer keg embedded in the wall with a table of mugs
>No stack of radio mmi's and borg chassis
>No Telestack of RCD firefighter ripleys
>No oxygen tank embedded in a wall for internal top offs
>No hodgepodge of ED-209's and beepskies watching the doors
>No station alerts console for where's the damage
>No robo control for blow dem fukken borgs
>No comms for oh christ we're all dead send the ERT reeeeeeeee
>No wall mounted microwave and sink with a large beaker for wish soup
>No 2 hydro trays with a table of a hoe, syringe, diona pod packs,
>No 30 vent, 30 scrubber 2x2 entry windoor so people can pass during floods
>No teleporter room of plasma freezers and heaters to air condition the entries and the watch room from fires/freezes
Still bretty comf. I rate it involvement/involvement

How is the admin saturation on the server currently? I kinda would like to try our for adminship but it seems pointless if it is already saturated.

I like the game and server enough to help it out and I am already giving some of my hard earned money to pomf.

>>160167249
>ailsa

But Ailsa's a boy
I think?

>>160174942
>implyign its not the truth

It's the truth buddy.

So when is kolith getting deadminned for being a memeing shithead?

>>160175025
>>160175090
>>160175720
Go Fuck off, you're cunts.

>>160175617
there's a whole bunch of admins buddy

none of them are good though, so you should sign up if you're not a self absorbed, self serving hippie shitter who thinks this game is TTT

>>160175617
If you're not in the discord sign up, if you are don't

>>160175767
why you so angry shiggy
you know it's true

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>>160175767
Did we hurt your feelings?
Waifufags are truly pathetic, go play Second Life, it might suit you better than this.

>>160175840
>>160175878
Maybe Hippie is more your speed, seriously fucking leave already.

>>160176012
>not being pathetic and thirsty means you're a hippie TTT fag

You stupid.

>>160176012
>grown ass men pretending to be girls telling us to go to hippie
WEW

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>>160176063
>>160176087
>Waaah someone plays a girl character and enjoys Roleplaying instead of validhunting or greytiding.

People enjoy different things, let's just get along.

>>160176353
>not playing a waifu means you're a validhunting greytider

False, yet again. There is in fact roleplay beyond "heehee i m cyoot look at me *puts lipstick on* owo whats this *pounces on you and sucks your dick*"

>>160176353
There's a huge difference between occasionally playing a girl character and being someone in what >>160174372 posted

>>160176412
>*pounces on you and sucks your dick*
Boy I wish.

>>160175617
Plenty people sign up for the GMT late-night, and end up just staying in the same timeslot as everyone else instead

Are people who play women but greytide just as bad, better, or worse that extreme roleplayers like in >>160176412 ?

What about people who play women but don't stand out? Not tiding but not owo-ing

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Huh, so the HoP was the same guy. Fun stuff. Valids secured anyway.

>>160176897
>not being a waifu but not greytiding means you're a bay-tier RPer

this is why /vg/ is going down the drain, because any form of roleplay outside of bay or waifushit is forgotten
god forbid i play a fucking character that isn't me and do something that isn't sit around making kissyface, crying, or talking about stupid shit

Dreamstation when?
>max filesize is 4mb
Fucking gay

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>>160176972
>wash I didn't get recognition for my roleplay

We get it, you're an attention slut. Waifus are actually the best roleplayers on the server on average. I've had a lot of fun with "waifus"

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>>160175767
>>160176012
>>160176353
this is a funnie joke & I apprēce ur effort and what not but there's a difference between 'hey let's be a not me in the video game' and 'hey let's be an idealized version of myself which is more a vessel for me to express my bizarre and unhealthy sexual hang-ups than it is a compelling character that other people playing the video game are going to want to interact with'
/pol/ is good fun but their 'us or them' false dilemma mentality doesn't apply here (or most places)

>>160177148
>being trans is bizarre and unhealthy

Fuck off for real

>>160177223
Yes it is, you mentally ill faggot

>>160176863
Well I am yuropoor and a wage slave so my time would be 18:00 - 00:00 GMT+1

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>>160177223
Wouldn't it be a real laugh if you were serious anon.

>>160177282
>>160177309
I fucking hate you people, wanting to play my ideal self in a dumb online game is bad?

I don't get in your way, I just want to play a girl. Leave me alone.

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>>160177223
pump the breaks there bro(bra?)ski
attn. is nice and a maslowvian need and 'all that jazz' but you're not getting it in a (psychologically) positive environment
there are better outlets 4u with less oogling and mutual degradation

>>160177392
Nigga, you're either baiting hard or pathetic person. Let's hope you a troll.

Are we /lgbt/ now
Do you think those homogays would like ss13

>>160177084
>waifus are the best

No.

>>160177392
ppl. such as you're self have 'gotten in the way' though and the 'ironic' matrimonial shitposting and or slash self promotion left a bad impression with the 'community'

>>160177408
>>160177413
Seriously what's the problem with me playing the character I want to play?

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>>160177392
Yeah nah, choke on your hormonal issues and go ahead to delude yourself in not being gay to men.
>>160177496
We ain't, loudest ain't the majority, everyone knows this

>>160177223
yes wanting to chop off your dick or alternatively add a playdoh one is mentally unhealthy

>>160177392
Playing a girl isn't the problem, acting like a total sexually starving slutbag skankasaurus in an atmospheric pressure simulator totally is, regardless if you're a man in real life or not
>>160177496
/lgbt/ are in full force right about now

>>160177084
By fun you mean ERP.
Internet lesbians, am I right?

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>>160177580
Damn. You are serious. Nothing wrong with playing what you want to be senpai. But you're goddamned bully bait if I've ever seen it. Kind of sad if you're legitimate because you aren't being obnoxious either, just bleeding for the sharks.

>>160177575
>>160177583
>>160177597
>>160177602
I just play a female character, I don't erp or do anything lewd. Seriously what's the problem? I just play like anybody else, I just happen to like playing as a girl.

>>160177654
Thank you anon.

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>>160177580
Keep the delusion anon, it wont escape the reality.

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>>160177496
Greetings from lesgen.

>>160177712
There is no problem, but if you throw a shitfit over posts like >>160174372 and >>160174414 then of course people are going to react.

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>>160177712
>>160177924
You degenerates are about to find out why they call me Mike "Turning our transbrothers into transistors" Pence.

>>160177990
>>160177924
yknow, trump is bad, but it could've been worse
we could've gotten pence, or hillary

>>160177990
I'm not American(thank God for that) and I'm not fully trans yet.

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>>160178036
>>160178092
The day of the rope for you fags is nigh.
No more degeneracy on my Space Station.

>>160177924
As in lesbians?

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>>160178092
>I'm not fully trans yet.
God help us, these people walk among us, YHWH, come the fuck on, give them the push to fuck off.

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>>160177580
>>160177712
I mean if that's ur angle then hey diff'rent strokes etc. etc.
don't get offended when ppl. take issue w/ 'that feeling when daddiepoo won't guzzle your #pozloads' type posts and other such behavior tho b/c it makes things less enjoyable for everybody (espc. u)

>>160178118
lel
he's the vice president, he has even less authority than trump does

i love watching faggots like you wallow in your anger and hatred, its truly cathartic, knowing that someone out there throws temper tantrums over folks likin guys

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>Now the tranny's turning the thread into a political arguument and subsequently dislikes trump

>>160178304
It's totally fine if you want to play a girl in some roleplay thing as long as you accept that if you have testicles you're a dude, if you have ovaries you're a dudette, and if you're luckier than the powerball lotto to be genuinely intersex you need to live in paranoia before you get scooped up and stuffed in a lab somewhere. If you don't, you have a serious problem with looking away from reality.

>>160178304
>less authority than trump
>in a republican stacked country
>with trump having the power to fill the supreme court with right-wing judges
>a faggot calling someone else a faggot
>lel

stop shitting up the game with your fake reality

>>160178486
>republican stacked
that'll change in the next two years, it always does, not to mention, the majority of the republican party hates trumps guts, and i highly doubt they'd pass any sort of PR suicide bill just to cater to the alt right memers

also, you are a faggot, end of story
>>160178424
>>160178383
>tranny
it's ya'll who're turnin this shit into a political argument claimin' that all fags should be killed because they hurt yalls fee-fees

and for the record, i aint the tranny, i haven't even posted until now, and i'd much rather be talkin about spess than listening to yall bitch about how much you hate gay folks

>all this talk about lgbt
>broke up with my trap gf a week or two ago
Great friend, but they only really thought about them self. Oh well. More time for spess I guess.

>>160178383
Its like poetry ain't it anon.
>>160178553
Gays are illogical, literally messed in the head on a basic biological standpoint, thinking people wont always shit on them is stupid anon, because there is a reason to shit on them, they directly go against the most basic biological instinct.

Its literally wrong for a guy to be attracted to a guy, on the most basic biological idea that is in everyones basic insticts, don't fuck what cant breed. And dont act like most fags are actually decent folks, that most trannys aren't messed in the head and that the suicide rate is not sky high even in places like sweden.

>>160178553
I don't hate gays nigga. I just hate that this thread is getting nuked with political bullshit because of you. I assumed you were the tranny poster.

Who /trap/ here?

>>160178763
>trap
>gf
pick one

>>160178785
come kill me bb

>>160178785
>don't fuck what cant breed
you must be impotent then :^)

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>all this arguing over irrelevant shit
>all this MUH FEE-FEES shit
>all this off-topic posting

POST
SPACE

P O S T
S P A C E
S
P
A
C
E
STATION
T H I R T E E N
PICTURE TO THE LEFT AND UP, IS A SCENE FROM THE VIDEO GAME CALLED SPACE STATION THIRTEEN
POST MORE IMAGES FROM SPACE STATION THIRTEEN

Has anyone ever infiltrated the syndicate base on Deff before? And does the beacon actually make you a traitor?

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>>160178929
HOW ABOUT THOSE SMASHED DIGSITES BRUH?

>>160179035
Yeah, it's not too hard to cheese if you prepared
80% it explodes and kills the validnigger. 20% it teleports in a random assortment of TC gear as a reward but you're still not a traitor. It got nerfed cause of people being shitters

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>>160178929
Nothing bad is happening, nothing bad can ever happen on /vg/. We're not having issues and can't have them because we're prerfect and shouldn't ever discuss potential problems in an unmoderated environment because there is no potential for problems to begin with and they never and have never cropped up ever.

Have a guide.

>>160179128
>teleports random syndicate gear
Why?
You get so much good syndie shit by clearing it anyways.

Also, does the Doom Guy gear actually give decent protection?

>>160179128
>smashed digsites
there weren't any xenoarches that day
and they were also less smashed, more deleted since that was done with a Ripley
ultimate griff tool if you want xenocuck tears

New jukebox songs WHEN

>>160178894
Do it for me bby
>>160178918
:^)
>>160178929
Danitos are hidden op, gheto botany usualy has interesting seeds, maint has everything you will ever need, easy wood in library bookshelves just wrench and crowbar em all for easy wood, screwdriver in wood tiles to recover them instead of destroying them, always stash shit in plant pots, HoP acess cards in particular, throw pots a greyshits, good fun.

>>160179235
No. It give 0's across the board. It's purely a cosmetic costume

>>160179265
never
whorena failed at it, you'll fail at it too

but pleaase for the love of god, try anyways, i'm tired of hearing all the repetitive bullshit or THE PIAAAAAANO HAS BEEN DRINKING

we need some fucking dance music for when the bar has been remade into something not-fugly and more modern

>>160179495
>Not putting on Caro Emerald at the first chance you can

Shit taste anon, just bitch at Pomf to remove it really.

>>160179495
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET POMF ON THE PHOOONEEEEEE

>>160179495
>hates the piano has been drinking

Hello JMWTurner

>>160179662
I hate that song. It's good if it's played ONCE. But the fact that it's what plays when the juke is set to repeat means the charm wears off fast. I don't want to sit there and listen to the song 15 times over the course of the round because some twat thought it'd be funny to set the juke to repeat. Hell, what'd be great is if Repeat actually r epeated whatever song was on at thhe moment instead of once specific song, that'd be right lovely that.

>>160179495
Change the track list then idjit

>>160179852
I do
Doesn't mean we don't need more music though, I want some good songs on there, not meme music. Get some fuckin AC-DC or Kansas, some fucking real music.

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>invade cismale safespace
>they immediately sperg out and act like children because someone is different
this place really is a containment server. you guys wouldn't last a day out in the real world if your first response to anything slightly out of the ordinary is to piss your pants.

>>160179978
Fuck off retard. This is /ss13g/, not /pol/ or Tumblr or Alt-Right memecenter or gay faggot memecenter. This is /ss13g/.

Post space, or fuck off. Nobody except you and the other memeing faggots cares about this shit.

>>>/pol/

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Singulo engineers are asleep, post nice SME builds
GOGOGO

>>160179932
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2617
>never ever happening

>>160179495
>hating on Tom waits

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this for juke/lobby/shuttle music when?

https://youtu.be/MNyG-xu-7SQ

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>>160180048

New to this game how do i get good?

>>160180070
that's morenas shit list, filled with nigger music and meme pop

theres exactly one list on there that has anything worth keeping, and its the rock list, and even then, its filled with shitty meme bands
i want real rock, fucking classic rock, not this meme shit Bill posted

>>160180314
why don't you post some then

>>160180282
Read the wiki, ask for help, do stuff, repeat

>>160180356
because i can't be arsed

Why do you niggers never set up power anymore? Every other round the fucking power starts to fail and none of the 4 engineers or the CE do anything about it because autistic MUH SUPERMATTER builds that take 2 hours to set up. Just set the singularity you shitters, no one cares about MUH ANTAG TAXI because the only thing people do on this server is hunt for antags so the faster the rounds are over the better.

>jukebox discussion
OLD ADAM BAR WHEN
We already have Marisa and Clownpiece costumes and countless 2hu hair, would a song about an old-timey bar in the future hurt?

>>160180395
>the faster

fuck off Hippie. Go back to your shithole, this game is not about 20 minute rounds and antag hunting, it's about doing fun shit, creative shit with all the possibilities the game gives you
now fuck off back to your shitty TTT in space server

>>160180394
Then shut up? Nothing worse than a crybaby who won't put any effort in to anything. At least they tried.

>>160180476
>that post

hello bill, are you crying because people called your nigger music shit?

>>160180395
>autistic MUH SUPERMATTER
You can literally do SME in the same time as singulo

>>160180560
You can project all you want, I don't care for the rap or meme vaporwave but the other stuff is fine, better than most of the trash on the jukebox at the moment.

>Wake up
>Trump president, Celt deadminned and Kolith banned

>>160180474
>antags have a free pass to do whatever they want and make the round more interesting
>antags aren't protected from non-antag actions regardless of who kills them
>non-antag players aren't allowed to do anything remotely antagonistic without being banned

unless you like 3 hour rounds where the only antag died to an assistant with stungloves and a toolbox that just happened to be in the right place at the right time there's no reason why the shuttle shouldn't be called when that shit happens

>>160172661
>"I quite literally never fuck up"
- man who had just fucked up

How do I get a waifu (male)?

>>160181102
http://pastebin.com/raw/FzrzXBWc

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>>160181303
Jesus fucking christ

>>160181102
there are none youre SOL

>>160180395
>Guy who isn't setting up power bitching about no power
Do it yourself. I'm not your maid. I'm not going to waste my time so you kids can play trouble in terrorist town

>>160181696
I am making medicine you fucking nigger.

>>160181696
>3 engineers, 2 atmos techs, and a CE
>no power
>"Y-YOU DO IT!!!!"
>no access
engineering is literally the most entitled, whiny department.

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>>160180395
>guy attempting a 30+ minute autism engine without securing some other power source before the whole station goes dark
you deserve only the worst kind of hell
BONUS:
>his autism engine doesn't even work at the end

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>>160181303
>[18:49:03]EMOTE: Angelite Entyshak/Angelite Entyshak : <B>Angelite Entyshak</B> smiles and raises a sarcastic eyebrow.

>>160181960
Then a mommi gets fed up and makes an SME in 10 minutes. Just to be sabotaged 20 minutes later.

>>160180395
Nigga, you can setup a foolproof SME that doesn't need any maintenance before power starts failing.
I think my record is 10 minutes or 8 minutes.

>>160182143
it's sad that angelite was bas one of the best roleplayers we had

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>YAHIR IS ROGUE
>YAHIR STOLE MY ID
>YAHIR WON'T RETURN ME MY ID
>HELP ME CAPTAIN HE STOLE MY ID
>KILL YAHIR

The epitome of unrobustness

>>160182079
Of course it doesn't. You need to spend some time on a plasma cooler, too because there are no atmos techs or they all fucked off into greytide after doing le supreme 5 volume pump distro upgrade

>>160182263
For you

>>160182351
dont be rude to him
all of medbay turned on him when i brought him in half dead and i took his ID so he couldnt recall that mess of a round
then i wordlessly carried him into surgery
he had all right to be paranoid

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>>160182351
>I WAS IRONICALLY GHOSTING
>PLEASE DON'T BAN ME
>I'LL KILL MYSELF
>I'M GOING TO HOLD THIS GRUDGE AGAINST YOU FOR HALF A YEAR
>I HAVE FRIENDS IN DEEP PLACES THEY'RE GOING TO BAN YOU FOR THIS
>WHY DO YOU HATE ME WHAT HAVE I DONE WAAAAH

The epitome of unrobustness

>>160182351
What should he do?
Robusting yahir would get him bwoinked and just stealing it back would allow yahir to "reasonably escalate"

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>>160182481
>>160182521

what did he mean by this?

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>That whole round
Jesus christ.

why is dragonbro so best?

>>160182624
>2 bannus

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>>160182351
>I THINK THERE'S ERP HERE
>I CAN'T PROVE IT
>I HAVE NO EVIDENCE
>I'M GOING TO META GRUDGE YOU FOR MONTHS BECAUSE I HAVE THE RIGHT
>HOW DARE YOU ASK ADMINS FOR HELP AND ACCUSE ME OF META GRUDING
>I HAVE MY REASONS WHY WONT ANYONE LISTEN TO ME?
>DON'T BAN ME I'LL KILL MYSELF!

The epitome of unrobustness

>>160182229
>foolproof
In my experience there is no foolproof SME setup unless you rwall the SME room.
Can't count on my fingers how many times I had a carbon start fiddling with my setup just to get zassed or other stupid shit.

>>160182471
He lasered the detective to death because he thought he was a ling, when it was actually a virus disabling him

>>160182481
I don't know what all that is, but my guess is you think I am Yahir. I am not.

>keep screaming to hos that he is infected with a virus and that the detective did not sting him
>does not listen to me and just tells me to fuck off all day until he gets his valid on the detective
>banned at the end
feels good

>>160182663
buddy that was months ago and pretty much nobody involved in that little shitshow cares about it anymore
why you gotta bring it up, let bygones be bygones

>>160182652
>>160182624
>Ctrl+F xeno366
>He got perma-jobbanned from everything that would give him guns

>>160182667
I meant foolproof as in, it wont ever explode unless some dumbshit decides to mess with it.
You could always make a laser grid with mirrors and still trigger the SME, to keep any unwanted pests out.

>HoS and HoP both fucking tase me repeatedly despite obviously doing nothing but going back to the shuttle medbay

>>160182754
Yes by that definition it's really easy to make a solid setup that can run indefinitely in 10 minutes.

>>160182351
>HOW DO I BE POPULAR?
>WAIFUS ARE POPULAR SO I'LL BE BETTER THEM THEM
>I'LL DRAW THEM SO THEY MAKE ME POPULAR
>OH WAIT I CAN'T DRAW
>IT'S OKAY I'LL JUST TRACE ARTISTS ON HENTAI FOUNDRY
>EVERYONE WILL LOVE ME FOR IT

The epitome of unrobustness

please someone post the image of baby yahir with wrench

>>160182521
>>160182663
Dethroning Yahir, the metaclub queen, will be my first thing I do next time I get antag.

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>always get killed for dumb stuff, ahelp
>admins never give a shit
>get killed by the HoS as the detective for dumb stuff
>give up and don't ahelp
>he gets banned

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>>160182678
he might not be the brightest person in that situation but people without the knowledge do tend to make mistakes based on foolish paranoia
can you not say that when you were newer you didnt make a mistake like this?

>>160182663
>>160182897
are you okay?

>>160183057
>queen
what

What's the auto-ignition temperature for oxygen-plasma?

>>160182521
I can second this. Last time he stole my shit and flushed me he ahelped when I stole his shit and walled him so he'd be in gay baby jail until he could telepath out of it. Once yahir gets away from med for a bit he'll cool back down.

>>160183164
Everyone was yelling at him that it was a virus

>>160183214
373.15K

>>160183220
You made 100 units of lube in a beaker, 2 50 unit fire extinguishers of lube, and a fuckton of chloral to fight security because you wanted to move floortiles.
You were gearing up to kill them instead of explain the situation and attempt to descalate, Sarah Johnson.

The only memory I personally have of Yahir is smashing him with a fire extinguisher as a rogue mommi as he yelled "ROGUE BORGS ROGUE MOMMI STOP MOMMI PLEASE STOP PLEASE I BEG YOU" and spacing him.

What is the point of the last section of Law 4 on NT default?
"Do not let unauthorized personnel tamper with your equipment"

This means literally jack shit if someone Law 2's the AI into letting it tamper with its equipment.

>All this sudden Yaqueer Sperglinger hate
About fucking time.

>insulated glubbs are unrobust because the user should know how to hack without shocking themself
>stunglubbs are unrobust because they're ez modo
What do I put in that hand slot?

Please stop shitposting about Yahir.

>>160183679
Advanced mime gloves so you can shoot everyone with invisible bullets

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>>160183679
>What do I put in that hand slot?
my dick

>>160183303
They were deaf idiots that repeatedly ignored the RD asking for help in reflooring the station with the duped diamond floor tiles. The officer in question was blatantly a newfag that couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. I kept trying to explain it to him while I circle saxed instead of fleeing then had to run when he bottomed out and grabbed his baton. If they pulled lethals I was gonna lube right back. Fair's fair, I'm not going to perma or getting killed for helping the fucking research director i. But nooo, big bad boogeyman's gonna kill everbody, Yahir knows this cause he's a power tripping chloral nigger that knows everything right? Fucking wrong.

If I wanted to kill them I'd just sit in a disposal then lob a burn bag into the lobby when most of them were there, cut off their heads and fuel tank them.

>>160183423
Serving the crew means not letting unauthorized people tamper with your equipment. Law 2 doesn't mean you have to listen to orders given by people.

>>160183431
It happens every time he plays medbay for too long or gets too many wild rides in a short period, All the frustration builds up in him

>>160183772
no need to stifle free speech let them shitpost

>>160183772
>LEAVE YAHIR ALONE HE DINDU NUFFIN HE IS A GOOD BOI AND AN UPSTANDING CITIZEN
yahir defense force in full damage control

>>160184014
I'm anti-Yahir.

I just don't want anyone banned for shitposting about Yahir again.

I don't hate Yahir. I miss that time he killed himself by repeatedly throwing himself in the shields set up in cargo, and then went full wakemeup.jpg blaming me for it.

I eventually lost my patience and got permabanned

>>160184112
Since when was anyone banned for telling the truth?

>>160184172
If you cross Yahir, he gets celt to rule 0 you.

>>160184219
Yeah no... Got any proof of that?

Yahir sucks and he always has
That's what happens when you give autistic, lonely people something that they really enjoy and then mess with it in a way that impedes their escapism

>>160183932
Bait.

2. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.

To serve is to obey orders given to you by the crew. If somebody asks you to let them into the AI upload you would SERVE them best by doing so therefore bypassing Law 4.

>>160184305
celt banned solarius for the same reason

>>160184443
Solarious was a piece of garbage in his own right

somebody diddled me in the dorms but no admins were on, how do i report this?

>>160184476
Not worthy of a ban though, celt overreacted I think

>>160184443
Yahir was hardly the only person he went after.

>>160184574
Keep logs and screenshots and go to http://ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=5&sid=5a8985d7876defadd24929be3d6d679e
>Ban Requests
>Will you show us on the doll which part of his body the man exposed to you...?

>>160184324
I thought yahir was a girl?

>>160184351
What does it mean to serve? Let us take this definition: To be of assistance to or promote the interests of; aid. Now, imagine that in the context of the entire crew (it says serve the crew, not individual members.) That means promoting the interests of the ENTIRE CREW. Letting someone tamper with AI equipment that is not authorized to is against that law. In fact, you're right that Law 4 is unnecessary- but for the wrong reasons. It is implicit that you don't let people mess with your stuff, because that is not within the best interests of the crew.

>>160184824
You are wrong and looking too much into serve as a word.
If it was robocop, as in, serve the public trust, then you would be correct.

But serve the crew means not just serve the crew as a whole, but serve the crew as in every individual that makes up the crew.

If you would deny my entry into your core with such a justification you would get the bannu.

What do you guys do when you see a clown?

Yahir and everyone else except my boyfriend is shit!!

There argument settled

>>160184976
Nope, AIs are allowed to interpret their laws as pettily as possible. A word like "serve" has enough meanings to make what I said true. And again, it says "the crew" not "individuals that make up the crew".

Yahir is a good player with a temper, who's chosen for some odd reason to hang around a toxic environment with the dregs of humanity. When he's not getting shat on by everyone in the round, he's a perfectly reasonable, happy human being and a joy to be around

>>160185193
How come Yahir is the most autistic metagrudging manchild then? I never see him happy, he's at best passive aggressive

>>160185193
Oh, so him going out of his way to antagonize people he doesn't like is good behaviour?

>>160185193
So why does he hold onto grudges so long?

>>160185360
>this post

when did this ever happen?

>>160185286
see point B, pretty much everyone goes out of their way to make his round harder because lmao fug yahir
it's like an ouroborous of hatred

>>160185383
>hold onto grudges so long

que

>>160185193
>bitches and moans about people he has a grudge against
>to the point where he actually tries to get them removed from his safe space

>>160185193
Why does he trace instead of trying to learn the basic concepts of drawing? That's not a reasonable thing to do

>>160185438
>YAHIR DINDU NUFFIN, EVERYONE DISLIKES HIM FOR NO REASON SO HE HAS TO DEFEND HIMSELF
>SURELY THERE COULDN'T BE A REASON THAT HE'S SO MALIGNED

>>160185193
So if he's such a nice guy, why do you think he attracts more trouble than anyone else playing on this server?