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AH, GAMBITS AND EXPLOITS AWAIT edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
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Envy really brings down his team
Loses mid, plays like a pussy, makes bad shot calls, misuses his spells in teamfights...
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LUL JEVV
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Murder
Centaur
Gaming
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tfw no cute dota gf
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>pugna is good
dee twoo geee

dumb pedoNEETs
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>>160056704
>tfw no Tresdin gf
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>23k networth minotaur
how
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>>160056720

>altright cuck
>calling other dump pedoneets

can't
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>>160056793
gross!

that's not cute!
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>>160056671
>Mid
>Not "Carry that loses lane and iron talon jungles"
He can't change himself. Why did you think Aui's gotten thrown onto retarded heroes like Centaur?
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When anneedroid casts i get physically sick
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>>160056685
don't you dare call The Chosen People by the name you filthy goy
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>>160056813
400 CS
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>win honeypot lans
>Lose TI

>Win Honeypot polls
>Lose the election
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HOW IS THIS BALANCED?
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>Abyssal Blade Centaur
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>tower does 100 damage to itself per hit
what the fuck was that, how is Return balanced?
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LMAO JUST AFK SIEGE
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>NP wins the Honeypots
>EG wins the Real Events
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>Ehomos
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pugna is a support/puck tier hero
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The team called out gg before twitch chat did.
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>EG and NP fall for shitty lan chinks will win
>meanwhile puppey is winning an ez SEA lan with a bigger prize and cuter girls

Who's the baddie again?
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>>160057074
>EG wins the real events
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>>160056981
Thats what Murdercentaur do.
Its the heroes gimmick outside of being a shitty blink initiator.
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>>160056793
~10 pounds of bodyfat on her and she'd be perfect.
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Did envy do ANTYTHING this game beyond omnislash after the initiation and spin away
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>afk for 1 min
>ehome lost
reeeeee
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does anyone have the SOLID 8.5 picture
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>>160057169
not die
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>>160057169
bait
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K I L L M E
I
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M
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>>160056981
How is it overpowered? A ranged hero could simply attack that tower.
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Reminder that delusional retards thought NP could only beat CoL.
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>p-pugna is good!!!
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Is carry centaur actually balanced?
aui is undefeated on him.
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>>160057180
What happened to de_cat
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holy shit does envy bring his gf to every LAN ? thats the equivalent of bringing your gf on tour
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why are Amerifats acting like NP isnt an American team?
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>>160057276
She's the manager of NP
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>>160057276
his gf is also their manager so she's part of the crew
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>>160057257
pugna got the tower at 6 mins. Bounty fed the centaur so it's not pugnas fault
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>>160057115
>puppey winning against the strongest race
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>>160057362
>""""""manager"""""
she manages these nuts if you know what Im saying
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>>160057276
she's also the team manager and the teams "relaxation tool"
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>d2g thought pugna was a viable hero
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>>160057115
the ones that are going to Boston
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>>160057074
RTZ is literally incapable of winning a TI or Major, do you honestly think things are gonna change now?
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>>160056892

me too

she has no fucking variance in her cadence. So every fucking line that she says is said in the same exact way, with the same "LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO _____" or "AND IT APPEARS THAT ______"

Highly enraging, not to mention that she only comments on useless garbage because she doesn't actually play the game. But let's keep hiring her because of mommy milk and le rap god! xD
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>>160056793
that's some deep scoliosis
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>The League of Legends e-sport scene is the best.
>Players/teams are broke
>Have to send a letter of demands to Riot

https://slingshotesports.com/2016/11/12/riot-games-lett-lcs-owners-league-of-legends-concerns-relegation-financial-stability/

Hilarious
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>>160057426
>implying someone would want to bust a nut in THAT
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>>160057425
Well seeing how Sajadene '''''''managed'''''' dc to a few million dollarydoos....
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PUGNA IS A GOOD HERO OKAY?
EHOME PLAYED HER WRONG. There was no roaming
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>>160057490
>my secret 2 million dollar salaries
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>>160057108
>tfw no cuddling cap bf
:(
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>>160057505
People seem to think Helen is cute
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>>160057362
>>160057378
>gf is the manager of bf's team he is also financially invested in

boy i dont see this going wrong
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>>160057468
Just like EE, amirite ;^)
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>>160057513
didn't they replace Sajadene with Slotherina though?
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>>160057604
almost every proteam does this
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Spectre a cute.
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le happy walmart man of na dota
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>>160057597
mushi is transitioning well i see
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>>160057676
is spectre our girl now because pugna is a game loser?
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>>160057663
it saves on expenses desu
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>>160057643
Like i actually follow DC news.

Fuck if i know
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>Pugna is good
-d2g
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>>160057691
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>>160057691
boy's in his element

It's adorable
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>>160057691
it's time
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why doesn't d2g have any canadian posters
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>>160057643
she changed roles, got promoted
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nice cosplay
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>>160057643
She's grooming her.
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>>160057490
>sponsors arent allowed to have their branding
wait, then whats the point of sponsors? Aren't both parties losing money if they cant buy ad space?
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>>160057597
>This is the best a multi-millionaire pro Dota 2 player and popular streamer can get
Really makes me think.
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i really, REALLY wish i had firends of a life so i didnt have to watch and play this shitty game for 12 hours a day
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pugna lost. Who do we blame for this?
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>>160057859
man i wish i played support on DC and I could get "motivation" from sajadene after every humiliating loss

xd
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>>160057901
Trump
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>le treads echo sabre blink shadowblade magnus meme xD

who started this faggotry
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>>160057803
Leafs are the worst posters in this entire website.
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>animeNEETs shill for EE for literally years on end
>suddenly shill against him because of a garbage forced pedophile meme
?
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>>160057730
No, she's my girl. The purest.
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>>160057929
whats wrong with it dendi does it every game

do you think he should just build force staff into aghs every game?
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>>160057929
w33
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>>160057929
I bet it was Dondo, that goofball.
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>>160057972
but we still love EE???
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>>160057901

the person who drafted pugna
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>>160057859

she is quite simply, Sex personified.
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>>160057609
You see EE was never a bad player, he's just a guy who made some BAFFLING mistakes in the past and now everybody over exaggerates whenever he makes any mistake.
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slacks is still growing on me

at this rate i may start slacksposting
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>>160057643
sajedene couldn't both manage and do stress relief for the team, they had to split her jobs
i mean it's understandable, i've heard that there were times after big losses whzere she couldn't walk for a few days, and she had to use a wheelchair for a week after the TI6 grand finals
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>>160057609
EE won a major
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Reminder in 7 hours Secret will play Execration for more money than this shitty lan and soe will host the panel
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>>160058097
She looks like she's in her 30s
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>>160058162

how'd he do at TI that year?
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>>160058097
why does everyone in dota have an asian girlfriend?
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>>160057860
Riot said they don't want players lit up like Nascar drivers.

Which is stupid because that's how bills are paid in sports all the time.
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Seriously, what the fuck is with this stream?
I can see almost anything else just fine, but this buffers like mad.
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>>160058221
fuck i have church in the morning so cant stay up that late
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>>160057115
How often do you cry yourself to sleep because you realize you'll never marry Soe? I personally do it about 5 times per week.
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>>160058243

>bunch of grown men who autistically play video games for a living
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>>160058305
I thought it was my internet connection

I have been watching on 360p
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>>160058327
I'm actually gay I just post soe to make redpill faggots mad.
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>>160058126
?
EE is a terrible player compared to most mids, and he has awful game sense, also misuses all his abilities every game
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>>160057809
Promoted to gangbang organizer with Sluterina
taking the role of cum dumpster?

>>160057604
>> t.Cucked White Man
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reminder that twitch is more our guys than us ourselves
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>>160058126
jacky please
>>160058162
w33 and misery did whyile EE was just tagging along
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motpax and slacks are saying nothing of worth
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>>160058418
Every time I hope he kills the roshan and he never does

it hurts
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>>160058319
Based
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>>160058497
you just made me feel bad.
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>beta test for 8 years

How incredibly pathetic
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>slack making everyone so fucking mad

i can't stop laughing
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>>160058590
literally Jebaited for this response
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>>160058497
yeah laughing this hard hurts a bit
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>>160058394
>I repeat the words espoused by
shitty casters, reddit, Twitch chat, and "analysts"
on a pro player's moves
>therefore it must be right

Oh boy, where have I seen this again?

>>160058418
>EE's Ember didn't carry them at Shanghai
>Surely w33 and Misery did the work
If you're gonna hate EE, there are more critical
ways to do it other than being a retard
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purge is suffering here.
everyone around him is so low IQ
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>d2g used to be reddit
>Now it's twitch
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nice thread dotards Kappa
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You could just you know, not reply to the faggot.
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The music in the background reminds me of the OST for the 1982 version of The Thing.
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>>160058673
he should feel right at home then
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>>160058394
>EE is a terrible player compared to most mids

You're only saying this because you hate him as a person without actually looking at his performance compared to other players.

You niggas even kept this shit up when his performance at Shanghai was near impeccable.
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>teams honeypotted into picking veno
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>>160058097
THICC
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>Pugna ban
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>EHome picked Veno
2-0 NP
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>EHOME copying RTZ's pub strat

uhhh... LaNm?
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>>160058930
BASED GIRL
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>>160058243
i don't want Zai to go this way
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>one NA team seeds the honeypot with heros like veno
>the other NA team cleans up

>they then reverse at the real tournaments
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How do i win, gulag

This is beyond sad. I used to think that no matter what I do its up to my team, and It used to be like that. I could be 6 slotted at 5mins and they would still find a way to lose

But now, nothing works anymore. I don't feed or tilt or anything like that. I've tried supporting randoms, roaming, carrying. Everything, yet I can't win

Im just desperate
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>EE mid juggernaut
>522 GPM
>430 XPM
rlly makes u think
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>>160058923
I wonder what her record is
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>EE has a paper with drafts on it
TRYHARD FAGGOT
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JUST PICK ALCHEMIST

JUST PICK ALCHEMIST

JUST PICK ALCHEMIST

>>160059090

god i want to cum so bad
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>>160059081
They 5 manned the whole game.
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>>160059041
Learning to not tilt is only the half battle. Now you must learn to tilt your enemies.
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>>160059090
>nice thighs
>nice tits
>nice cat
Sign me the fuck up
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>terrorblade

They lost.
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i want to facefuck sadejene so fucking bad i don't even know why

why is she so lewd bros?
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>Pugna banned
Doturds?
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>>160059041
pubs are retards that either want to just farm or never farm and just fight
either way you want to be the one doing the killing from the offlane/mid position to either make sure their ganks go well or to distract the other team from your afk farming bots
or you can just split push with some meme like lycan and force your team to a win despite them kicking and screaming about how they want to lose
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EE TB BrokeBack
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VENGEFUL WAIFU
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>tinker

Why pick the worst hero in the game?
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>>160059294
EE is scared of her despite how weak she is on her own.
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>>160059248
I can't tilt my enemies, they just roll over us every single game. There hasn't been a game where I have been ahead for even a second

>>160059301
its ranked :/

Split pushing wont work well i imagine since they are pushing their fists up our raxes at 20minutes
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>>160059293
She's tiny, has nice tits, cute and slutty.
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cuckblade
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>>160059384
That's not venge
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pls stop posting my wife you stupid nerds
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>>160059293

>married to this

i'm almost certain they're not having sex. All that pent up lewdness and frustration has got to come out somewhere right? I wonder where though...
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>picking Tinker into carry Venge
gg C9 2.0 guaranteed 2nd place.
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GIVE ME ALL THE FARM, I HAVE A ___________
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>>160059253
>not Soe

Pass
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>>160059519
AGHS + GG to build
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>>160059542
based soebro
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>>160059454
Lol he's probably a freacc in bed desu
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>want to like thing
>come to 4chan
>be informed thing is bad

FUCK
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>>160059591

AND THEN LOSE
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>>160059645
>liking thing
kys
>>
>pick drow
>pick no other ranged dps heros

brilliant chinks
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SONG OF DEATH
O
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O
F

D
E
A
T
H
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BIG DICK LANM
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what did I miss twitch was LULing prior to the first blood
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big dick
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BIG DICK LANM
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BIG

DICK

LANM
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>Undying is on a killing spree not even a minute into the match
Am I in 2015?
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B I G D I C K L A N M
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C A N ' T

P U R G E

T H E

D I R G E
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>>160059832
Ogre was hiding in the trees and Lanm was spamming taunt in front of him
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GUMMY VITAMINS!
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>just tune in
>big dick lanm on undying
FUCK i missed it what happened
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say after me

BIG
I
G
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>DOMINATING
>>
MEME
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>>160059989
D
I
C
K
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ehome took the gloves off
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L
A
N
M
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>envy dead by 3 minutes

GG
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>>160059948
Just Dirge Things
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EE's adderall wearing off
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>>160057305
NP is thoroughly Canadian.
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Eternal Envy you are only half China I show you full China now
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>>160059920
I miss TI4 team DK. The only chinese team you could root for
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>trying to harass a timber as veno with plague wards

what did he mean by this
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>>160059412
what mmr anon
>>
respond to this post with youre smuggest dota 2 image
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>>160060178

>this thinly veiled attempt to bait CapPosting
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>>160060178

!!WARNING!!

- OPEN AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION -

!!WARNING!!
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>>160060064

>EE succumming to miracleitis
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>>160060178
heh
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>LAN
>EM

can murrifat casters stop say this, just fucking say Lanm.
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>>160060145
4.5k~
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>>160060254
>tfw I opened this
its my own fault
>>
>losing mid so hard that you're jungling by minute 6
just envy things
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>>160060178
>>
>>160060242
i just wanted the (You)'s like souljia boy tell em
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>>160060083
yeah but Canada is just north USA
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>>160060282
>pugna with tits
this triggers the pedoNEET
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>>160060178
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hahaha that EE player cam on some random Ehome chink
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>>160060178
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>>160060178
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>>160060254
SPOILER THAT SHIT
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>>160060178
>>
>no deny

?????????????
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>>160060178
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>>160060131
poison sting counters reactive armor :^)
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>>160060401
It's the South Korea to the USA's North Korea
>>
>have outstanding start
>game is increasingly starting to rely on tinker
>your team starts to lose

The power...of....Tinker
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>>160060697
It's controlled by a feminist cult?
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>>160060178
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>>160060178
kek
>>
d2g hating on tinker and ember is one of my favorite memes
>>
does drow ranger's E affect the damage from venomancer's summons?

t. newfag
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>>160060178
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>>160060765
that's not smug at all wtf
he just looks comfy
>>
>>160060786
>two heroes that soak up farm to go to the late game and deal 0 (zero) tower damage

wolly gee wiz I wonder why people hate these trashcans
>>
okay tinker may be a GIVE ME ALL THE FARM I HAVE GAME TO LOSE hero but fuck man aether + aghs fucking wreks tb, he is basically forced to get both mkb for his illus AND bkb for himself (for future hex/dagon spam)
motherfucker can't scale properly against that
np is really reliant on venge/timber to scale enough to take down ehomes team, but if sb and undying can protect the drow good enough I dont see that happening
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>>160060851
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>>160060830
No, because they're coded as ward units.
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>>160060862
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>>160060295
eh, cant really tell you some hero to spam because you are the same mmr as me
just keep delaying the game as much as possible, people LOVE to throw games at this mmr with dumb moves, its a matter of time for them to do it
which hero you pick to delay it with is up to you and what you are good at
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>>160060914
not that smug but better
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>>160060897
Why did they have to split up

;_;
>>
>TINKER IS BAD THEY SAID
JE
FUCKING
BAITED
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>>160060883

What matters more is how awful dire's heroes are at being blink initiators. Blink initiators are what make Tinkers gold pinatas.
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>>160060984
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>>160060254
DELET THIS
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what does NP stand for?
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>>160061114
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>>160061090
Tinker was last picked and is considered dogshit
How would NP have known they would be in this situation until the game played out?
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>>160061120
no pussies
>>
>>160060969
I have tried anything man. Not many heroes can defend hard 1v5, so I took ember. I managed to hold it off for 40minutes and was 7 slotted with rapiers
and I still couldn't carry because I was the only core on my team

No matter what I do enemies somehow counter it and my team has some other plan in head, which is mostly trying to bring back ti4 strats which NEVER work
>>
>>160061120
NotoriousPedoNEETs
>>
>>160061114
Loda used to be so handsome actually.
What has to happen for a man to turn into THIS?
>>
>>160061142

whos that semon demon?
>>
>>160061243
balding
another thing we have women to thank for
>>
>>160061243
his body realized that he will not be passing his genes down and just gave up
>>
>>160061184
?
maybe because EE is a trash player and his 4 other heros are totally complete dogshit?

Why do an aggro trilane that you can't win? Why farm on a venjah ?
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>>160061232

like r@ygold?
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One thing I applaud NP for is they actually build a fucking pipe
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>>160061120
Never Pertinent
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>>160061201
I used to spam Abbadon offlane a few months ago in ranked when I still played this game

Worked pretty well, get soul ring tranqs just build tanky/util items, mix and match between vlads, drum, pipe. Maxed out shield with two points in coil, value point in passive. then max coil. save retard team mates - this game is full of retards but the team with the most tards alive during a fight usually wins.

Not sure how well the hero would do in this meta now, but he's a reliable hero.
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>>160061004
>>
>>160061450
>unknown skill
>>
>>160061450
i've tried saving retards strat

Usually I end up saving them but they just try to run because they do literally no damage
>>
>get 5 blademails
>walk into march
>kill tinker
>win

wow this game is so hard
>>
EHOME with the high risk blinks
>>
>>160061367
You gotta remember
This is C L O W N N E I N reincarnated we are talking about.
Who knows what the madmen are thinking when they are playing.
>>
>>160061501
That's a new thing, at least to me. Usually DB just leaves games it can't determine as blank in terms of skill.
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CLAN
IRAQ
EAT
YOUR
FUCKING
HEART
OUT
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>level 11 ogre
>10 armor
hows that even fair?
>>
>>160061575
we've seen that before
and it goes
>tinker buys euls
>you lose
>>
>>160061575
>np has 10 k networth to spare
lmao
>>
>Are you saying I can give my allies a FREE Hyperstone and movement speed?
>>
why does envy keep picking TB when he loses every game with it
>>
>>160061742
>>160061761


pshhhhhhhh

>get 5 blademails
>get 5 hexes
>constantly hex tinker after he casts MotM
>kill him

nothing personnel kiddo
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>>160061770
ZUG ZUG
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>only 2 chink teams invited
>chink vs. chink grand final
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>>160061837
Just buy aegis and rearm it lmao
>>
>>160061739
>ench
>330 ms
how is that even fair?
>treant
>90 base dmg
how is that even fair?
>invoker and pugna
>4.0 int gain
how is that even fair?
>nyx
>3 base hp reg/sec
how is that even fair?
>>
>>160061845
really makes you think, huh?
>>
Tinker games are so terrible to watch
>>
>swapping the veno
i thought they'd have learned by the 3rd time
>>
>>160061893

>techies
>basically guaranteed to lose

How is that even fair?
>>
>>160061905
>>
>>160061845

>Nahaz

What's his end-game?
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>E T E R N A L E N V Y

TOPPEST KEK
>>
what if tinker could rearm necro book
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>>160061995
Actually rape sheever and hope she gets pregnant.

There, free access to host any events sheever had plans to host herself.
>>
>Dagon Dirge

Dotards??!
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post rare envys
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>>160062025
what if I could be happy
>>
It's time for EE to sunder a linken's again
>>
>enemy picks veno
>pick rubick
>win

WOW THAT'S SO HARD HOW DO CAPTAINS EVEN DEAL WITH THE PRESISIURE OMGG
>>
>>160062108
it's a beta
lots going on behind the scenes
don't be entitled
it will be fixed
>>
>>160062108
what if lanm didnt have a massive dick
>>
I'm high as fuck, Ask Me Anything
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>ee just dies while BKB'd and not stunned without sundering

Tell me more about how EE is really underrated
>>
>EE picks TB
>loses nearly every time with it

What reason?
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>the city of EE
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/!\ ACHTUNG /!\

TINKER HAS WON A GAME

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

/!\ ACHTUNG /!\
>>
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
>>
>>160062108
>Dirge ulti increases damage taken to enemies near him
>Get a fucking dagon
>Get a veil
>Get a blink

>Blink into enemies
>Veil those bitches
>Tombstone
>Get stunned during tombstone animation
>???
>Чтo eбaть, гдe кoмaндa?
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>>160062325
d2gay btfo
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Oh Envy...
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>>160062242

what's your take on the use of elastic wave propagation mathematical models on seismic wave 3D modeling for hydrocarbon exploration?
>>
>>160062325
not only that, he took all the farm AND carried the team
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>b-but tinker is le bad
>>
DC with Blitz instead of Reso on front page battlecup game, anyone else watching?
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>Tinker goes beyond godlike

>B-B-BUT GIVE ME ALL THE FARM, I HAVE A GAME TO LOSE
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Here come the contrarians!
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>>160062432
>implying the waves are inelastic
>implying better alternatives exist
there's a reason that there's a 1 million dollar prize (a gigantic sum in mathematics) to prove the 3D navier-stokes equations
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>>160062472
>having the game installed
>not watching the esports
>>
Slacks' cringe humor is honestly growing on me lads.
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Slacks is a madman
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>>160062607
Why did you deface that drawing?
>>
Can someone kill siractionfaggot please
>>
kek whos the guy on the right he looked like he was about to choke a bitch
>>
Reminder that it is is pronounced "Yee"Baited

>>160062612
based sheeverposter
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>slacks was our guy all along

my 'rons are aching
>>
>>160062661
kill yourself before it's too late
>>
>play roaming hero
>rape every lane
>enemy starts 5 manning at 10 min
>gets 50k gold advantage because memeback
>lose

epic
>>
>>160062612
>Watching the esports
>Not just having the stream playing in the background while you shitpost on various threads and forums.
>>
>>160062607

I didn't imply any of those things, dumbo
>>
>>160062790
im just hoping for someone to psuedo-dunningkruger with me for half an hour or so
>>
>>160062607
wait what i remember using it in 3D a lot for thermodynamics during my preparatory class
>>
>>160062723
>>160062668

shoo shoo rebbit bot
>>
>>160062776

>ME OOGA
>TEAM BOOGA
>LOSE

HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH EPIK!
>>
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>>160062723
The 'lag really knows 'ow to 'ulate my 'rons
>>
>>160062692
i didn't, but i did save it

i saved it because its fun
>>
>>160062242
What should I masturbate to?
>>
>>160062242
How do i have fun
>>
>>160062937
Can you please speak Canadian, no one can understand American including Americans
>>
>>160062242
turbo or supercharger?
>>
tfw bought oranges but they're not ripe enough
i want to die right now
>>
>try to play in the battlecup
>other team picks venge and visage in first rotation
>tell my team to ban drow before second phase ban
>they ban SF and some other memepick


Why do only retards play during esports?
>>
>>160062864
they can be used in practical applications but their full theoretical underpinning is not understood

kind of like an actually existing version of meme magic
>>
>>160062904
youre retarded

my team won

but if you die they get 800 gold and then win
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>>160063186
you can play battlecup with randoms?
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>>160063173

then die retard, who's stopping you? your mom? I mean she'll cry for a week or two and then realize she has to move on, she will hold onto her memories of you and build her life back up and then maybe someday, on her deathbed, she'll dream about meeting with you, the fucking retard son who couldn't handle a couple green oranges.
>>
>>160063226
ah i see
thermodynamics is for niggers anyway
i went with electronics
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>>160063390

>geophysics
>thermodynamics

why are engineers so dumb? practically glorified greasemonkeys
>>
>pa cam cast a 15 mana ablilty that does 2000 damage and instantly remoes a hero from the fight
>without ever putting herself in danger
>with a 4 second cooldown

why is this allowed
>>
>>160063186
>he doesn't know the "Venge Swap to Familiar's Stun while Requiem is casting" strat
>>
>>160063390
good choice anon
>>
>>160063467
>navier stokes can only be applied to geophysics
i believe it is you who is dumb my friend

>>160063503
thanks lad
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>Purge actually bought earplugs trying to start a physical comedy bit against Slacks
>Nobody wanted to go along with it
>>
>>160063241
ya, it was my fault for not taking the captain, I think they were on skype or someshit but didn't invite me and I didn't care.

The support also never bought sentries to kill the offlane clinkz, so thats sweet.

I should have bought some but I figured i had to rush radiance.

>>160063493
I was like this literally has to be a meme strat with drow
>>
>>160063642
this panel is so uncomfortable

such a comedic void

this entire event would be made better if grant was the only person on panel/casting
>>
>>160063708
Grant pls go to bed
>>
>there's another EE who talks like an anglo on d2g
really makes you think
>>
>>160063474
The more overpowered a hero is the more likely people are to buy their Arcana. This also keeps them from being nerfed directly.
>>
>bara
pls don't lose
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>EE puck
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>NP puck

goodnight 'lag
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>>160063883
I was almost forced to recognize the shitiness of my draft but I see here we picked mirana and you picked puck haha tough luck pal.
Oh shit. EEpEEpuck
>>
>>160063474

>buy 5 bloodthornes
>win

Wow game is so hard
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>>160063998
>it's actually an offlane puck
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>medusa
>puck
>this EE draft
>>
Spectre is a good hero here. Ez drow slaying and diffusal carrier.
>>
>abbadon
gg np you had a good run
>>
does ee draft?

that would explain a lot
>>
Ehome wins, NP are memedrafting
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>>160061120

Netorare Please (senpai) desu
>>
>>160063998
>EEpEEpuck
lmao wtf dude
>>
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>Jacky "EternalEnvy" Mao in charge of drafting
>>
>abaddon

It's ogre anime wins

>>160064138

Yeah except for the part where you're stuck with a fucking spectre for an entire game
>>
>>160057238
ff for forced fiddy
>>
back from work lads

how hype was the centaur memes - i could watch a bit of it but with no sound
>>
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>EE Puck
I may be a DKP but even I know this won't end well
>>
What the fuck did NP just do with that draft?
>>
>>160064259
Aui solo'd a tier 3 tower by standing in front of it with Return on the low ground, it was pretty funny
>>
>>160057238

>me carry!!!!!

>lose

You deserve every bad thing that happens to you
>>
>>160064259
game was pretty boring

best game(s) of the day were ehome vs wings desu
>>
JUST LIKE MY PUBS
>>
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why does no one pick him?
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Our guy Sing is streaming lads
>>
>>160064308
what is a DKP
>>
disasatah
>>
How much maple syrup has Ehome been bribed with to throw this game?
>>
old eleven?
more like old throw.
>>
>>160064517
Stop trying to force this. She is easily 50 pounds lighter than Annee.
>>
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>>160064742
Dumb Kumiko poster
>>
WHY CAN I NOT HAVE ONE GAME WITHOUT FUCKING THIRD WORLD SHITTERS WHO DO NOTHING BUT TALK SHIT IN THEIR MONKEY LANGUAGE AND FEED ALL GAME
>>
dumb animeNEET thinks he's a dumb special snowflake
>>
>envy chasing a bat through the woods
is he retarded
>>
>>160064694
our adelaide?
>>
>>160065086
rhethorical question right?
>>
>>160064875
how soon until Trump builds the firewall?
>>
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>>160065109
adelaide
>>
>envy just walked out and died without casting ult
uh huh
>>
well its EHOME vs Wings again
>>
>>160065141
yeah
>>
>full 5v5 teamfight
>don't cast dusa ulti and instead waste mana on other shit

E

fucking

E
>>
>np makes a good play
>casting couch goes wild
>ehome makes a good play
>casting couch does jack shit

lol

fuck those cucks
>>
>>160065347
its ok casting a solo snake onto a batrider is totes fine & top tier play
calling EE bad is just a caster meme
the SEVERAL times he had to cast ult didn't exist really
We're just imagining things
LUL
XD
>>
>Solid Snake

how bad does Cap want to fug ms. 8.5/10
>>
>>160065429
>np makes a good play
>
>>
>>160065429
GodzWatchingChinksAtTheSummit.jpg
>>
PUCK IS SUCH A USELESS HERO
>>
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>He pulls a Trump
?
>>
>he pulled a Trump
what did she meme by that?
>>
why was EE sitting there without mana shield on? Is he a fucking retard?
He woulda died if he didn't turn it on last second
>>
Locker room talk
>>
>annee realizing she's slowly falling out of relevancy with zero reddit frontpage action
>says "pulls a trump and grabs dusa by the..."

is she jewish? only person I've seen that panders to reddit more is odpixel
>>
>thinking a snake has a pussy

dumb fucking cunt this whale is
>>
>>160065673
>>160065681
She had that in her pocket since Wednesday for whenever Ice Wall or Fissure would get used. Unfortunately she didn't have the chance to use that incredible piece of comedy so she shoehorned it in a random place.
>>
this is why LGD kicked Sylar
>>
WHAT THE FUCK MORPH
>>
>morph already heading to the spot where he died twice

brain issues?
>>
>be in Canada
>everyone claps after every kill
?
>>
lothars
o
t
h
a
r
s
>>
no true sight, just like my pubs
>>
>>160066108
we're polite like that.
>>
wait did Puck just solo kill Morph?
>>
>Losing to NP
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>0/3/3 morf
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Ok d2g I'm currently 2.1k and maining Mirana
Whats the best timing for Mirana aghs with boots and Ring of Aquila ?
I'm averaging 20~22mins but my winrate is 54% in 55games
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>>160066574
12-15 minutes
>>
>tune in
>wonder why cap's talking so much so fast
>he's having to deal with anee
Poor guy.
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Sylar is tilted
>>
Sylar is feeding
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sylar is garbage
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WTF is Sylar doing?
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>chinks are good

wew
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sylar is cute
>>
sylar
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I can't believe Ehome is going to lose to these clowns
>>
burning sylar jamma
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>np is tier 1 now

how did it happen?
>>
Is there a worse feeling in the world than having to play against Drow + Dusa while your carry chokes on a massive horse cock?
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>>160066848
https://oddshot.tv/shot/BeyondTheSummit/UzoR5f3moEX8da9DAiVI69Ud

how does moon do it
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cya at boston sylar lul

>>160066898
u just auto lose
>>
>pick zeus
>guy on my team thinks I should be ulting off cooldown and if I dont do that I am only using to to KS
>doesnt understand that blink veil zeus ult is one of the best initiations in the game
fucking kill yourself if you tell other people how to play
>>
This is what happens when you overdose on lategame and the enemy doesn't punish you
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>>160066965
can I save this?
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>>160066574
>Whats the best timing for Mirana aghs with boots and Ring of Aquila ?
what the hell kind of question is this? like what the fuck kind of answer do you expect? obviously the answer is 'as soon as possible!
'uhmmm guys whats the BEST timing on destroying enemy fountain xd' like jesus christ you need to revamp your entire view on this game I'm sorry for tilting on some new 2k player but like wtf I cannot comprehend your thought progress when you ask shit like this we have 0 information regarding your matches and general builds and what you struggle with ingame and youre asking if its good if you get more farm than you currently do?
if you want tips then start asking for basics anon
again sorry for tilt but man..
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envy is the best player in the world
>>
>>160067067
ye
>>
EE trying to throw this game
>>
>EE i-isn't bad!

I have seen better play from peruvian carries, Jesus Christ.
>>
>can barely kill medusa 1v5
Why didn't they gg yet?
>>
>>160066574
500 gold per minute. 700 starting gold.

1000
Minute 2: 1500
2000
2500
3000
3500
4000
4500
5000
Minute 10: 5500

If you are 2k mmr, just fucking do it. Slower than 10 minutes and you are feeding, or gaining MMR.
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envy's build is actually good

if he wasn't vs a bat/sb/morph I wonder if he skips the linkens and what he gets
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>>160067276
envys build and play was dogshit
if his team didn't win their lanes the game would have been 100% over
>>
"are their eyes bigger than their stomaches?"

I feel like that is racist if you say it about EHOME
>>
morph just ebladed a creep
>>
HAHAHA
ABADDON AGHS KEPT AUI ALIVE TIL AEGIS RECLAIM
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>>160067391
i think it was a manta illusion
>>
>>160067431
Image if he had a Blademail
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>>160067238
ignore this post
its fucking retarded
you dont get past 400~ gpm in the first 10 minutes unless someone is feeding you in the midlane, MAYBE you can close in on 450 gpm but we're talking about a fucking 2k player here
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>>160067431
KEK'D
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>NP beat EG
>NP beat EHOME
can NP beat Wings tomorrow?
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>>160067468
nope it was a ranged creep
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>>160067507
?
arrow a big creep and stack the camp every minute
hit your cs
Clear the medium camp
take the tier 1 turrent
its fucking 2k mmr
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SY LUL TO FALL LUL
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Go home China
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WHAT NOW?
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Cap just said Anime like 3 times
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>>160067507
2k players are handicapped and braindead.
10 minutes is reasonable.

>>160067595
Also this, Mirana can farm accelerate
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>>160067595
are you baiting me?
you think a 2k can hit every cs and push down tier 1 tower fdsalkfmsl turrent?
ok im going to bed fuck off
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>>160067670
baited lul
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>Thinking anime won't always win
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>>160067750
what does NP stand for?
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any other cute girls cheering for NP?
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>>160067790
Nippon Pussyslayers
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>>160067791
NP #1
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>>160067790
No Puppey
>>
QUICK CAN BARA ULT CANCEL BLCK HOLE OR DO YOU GET SUCKED IN
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>>160067790
Nigger Penis, because they are an American team that sucks.
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>>160067790
No Presidente
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How does this man continue to build top tier teams?
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kill yourselves
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>It's a "Bad teams in the finals right before a Major Tournament" episode
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this is the most awkward interview
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>>160068064
>its a non-EE interview
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It was nice seeing NP getting to grand finals

But they will lose to Wings

They are not human
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SLACKS DEAD?!?
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>>160068052
>wings
>bad
>>
>>160067790

Naga Pickers
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>>160067915
You get sucked in
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This is the perfect grand finals. Two of the best teams facing against each other
>>
>BO3 finals
wew
>>
>>160068089
remember senpai, if Trump can win the election, ANYTHING can happen
>>
white pigs kys
>>
finals tomorrow?
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>>160068181
better to watch a 2-0 than a 3-0 I guess
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Do NP watch lewd chinese cartoons together?
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>>160068187
Trump winning is pretty easy to believe when you consider how badly Clinton and the GOP fucked up.
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>>160068328
They are watching Haikyuu and Re:Zero right now.
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>>160068450
Haikyuu is gay as fuck and everyone in the pro scene is watching it
>>
>>160068174
Screen cap this: NP are gonna get 2-0'd, with both games being centered around EE's Invorker
>>
I didn't watch the EG vs NP game. How on earth did NP manage to win that?
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>>160068595
>pro scene is gay as fuck
>they only watch fujoshit
really makes you think
>>
>>160068630
Sumail fed on Alchemist too much
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>>160067961
Because he is a top tier player anon

You have to deal with it
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>>160068630
Outdrafted and Outplayed

Also RTZ fed a lot.
>>
https://youtu.be/5LEfNTv0spU?t=2m27s

I want to bury my face in those thighs.
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>>160068630
honeypot lan that pays no money
EG are forced to go due to contracts
just throw a bo1 in loser brackets and go partying
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>>160068630
NP always gets a game off EG during their match-ups. EG forgot that it's a BO1 so Cr1t when he decided to memedraft and NP also countered with a memedraft.
>>
>>160068630

it was BO1 and EG picked spirit breaker support and furion offlane against drow strat with od
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>>160068768
Secret.Arteezy when?
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So does this mean NP is a tier 1 team?
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>>160068854
NP.Arteezy
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>>160068854
Never after EE blog
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>>160068783
how does this help me if I don't play anymore?
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>>160069028
>playing
we're here for the thighs senpaitachi
>>
>>160068859
Most definitely
>>
China
>>
Kick Aui for Arturo when
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>>160069293
Soon, I hope. I'm tired of the VS carry memepicks.
>>
>>160069293
NP will kick svg, put aui back on pos 4 and and get arteezy.

I'm from the future btw
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>>160069376
Do you prefer Veno carry memepicks?
>>
What if

>Support Aui
>Carry EE
>Mid Singsing
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>>160069481
the streamer?
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Wings 2:0 NP
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>>160069614
the PROFESSIONAL dota 2 streamer
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>>160069420
>kick the non-weeb member of the team
>replace him with a semi-weeb
It would work in theory, but RTZ's too fucking greedy when it comes to farming. Also I don't think EE's willing to risk destroying their team's cohesiveness because they they all fit so perfectly. EE would still probably try to go to TI7 with this team iteration.
>>
>>160069650
C9 getting 2nd place? What a shocker.
>>
new player here, i like playing the undead woman who presses r and kills people, what is her name? I cna't find her
>>
damn 7k average games are so comfy, everyone is so serious about the game
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>>160069974
found her, death prophet, i just locked her in without giving a fuck
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>>160070237
t. mad lad
>>
holy shit guys how do i be cutesy? QUICK HALPU
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>>160070343
I have no idea what I'm doing and I'm losing lane
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say all you want but every team Envy has capped so far are tier 1.5 or above
that's pretty good considering he has autism
>>
>>160069974
pugna
>>
>>160070709
i dont' know what this means but don't call me a brazillian if that's what you're doing
>>
>illusions get full manaburn
>illusions get full radiance burn
>illusions have no bounty
>just build 1 item and spam illusions
epic meta
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>>160070869
EG still lost though?
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teammates are mean
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ppl are fighting but i just wanted to play a normal
>>
>>160071151
>>160070954
welcome to dota
>>
>>160071151
>stash on the left
i want league players to leave
>>
>>160071240
>>160071260
i'm 0-8 and i let everyone down

i'm sorry
>>
>guy 2k solo mmr above me partied on enemy team
>my team has the higher average mmr because he is partied with a tbd
>lose
>-27

EPIC

EPIC

EPIC

EPIC

EPIC

EPIC
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>NP beat EG and EHOME

Daily reminder that I'm always right and you're always wrong d2g

Hahahahahahahahaha
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>>160071465
You'll beat em next time

I believe in you :3
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>>160071630
eg threw the game they didn't give af
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>>160071806
>EG loses
>"t-they threw!!1!"
>"t-they drafted meme picks and weren't serious!1!!"

Why are EG and Arteezy fanboys so embarrassing
>>
>>160071740
why doesn't this game have concede/forfiet
>>
>>160071934
Because it's literally always possible to have a comeback in DotA 2
>>
>>160071465
Last time I just pressed R and killed everyone, this time everyone killed me :(
>>
>>160071883
literally honeypot
>>
>>160072104
hero matchups are very important

you cannot do the same things and play the same way and build the same items every game but you will learn as you play more what works and what doesnt

>>160071883
NP literally said themselves in the interview that they just came here "to mess around" literal honeypot
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>>160072243
>NP literally said themselves in the interview that they just came here "to mess around" literal honeypot

Source?
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F O R C E D 5 0
O
R
C
E
D
5
0
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>>160072321
www.twitch tv/northernarena_dota/v/100618375?t=12h20m47s

ok not his exact words but he basically said it is a honeypot
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>>160072243
I don't really like this game but I like the cool horn sounds
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please don't make fun of Arteezy
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https://twitter.com/NPDotA/status/797654937379414020
why is NP so weeb
>>
>>160071740
>>160071465
>>160071260
>>160071240
i ended 0/15
not sure i will ever play dota again

it didn't really mean much to me but i'm imagining how mad i would be if i had an 0/15 player on a league team of mine and i would be mad
>>
>>160071934
>guy in my team picks techies
>other teammates are slightly worse than the other team
>im usually the bad one for some reason
>techies has 0 kills 10 minutes in
>team call gg
>im timbersaw
>i tell teammates not to give up
>its like the soul of a pro player enter my body
>i get kills
>lots of kills
>team is encouraged
>other team gets mad
20 minutes into the game dire had our mid racks and all t3's
the game when for like 70 minutes and we won
all this because i encouraged our team and had a little luck on my side to get a few kills and got the other team discouraged
>>
>>160072735
Because they are appealing to their fanbase
>>
>>160072618
junglers are so fucking stupid

they are literally too bad and retarded to play the game so they go afk jungle for 20 min so they can blame their team and act like it isnt their fault

I think if the game detects you jungle too much that it should just remove 1000 mmr
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>>160072767
next time bud
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Im at the edge of normal/high skill

Every time I'm in a high skill game its like my teammates regress to 500mmr;
>Carries with under 300 gpm
>They don't know what items do, they skip MKB against PA and no BKB if they have 3 disablers. No ghost scepter against Jugg.
>Supports ignores warding for 20 min until their mek/aghs is complete
>Miss every arrow and hook even if targets are standing still
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...

Hey!
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>>160072971
not sure they had this guy called riki who would just appear from nowhere and kill me, didn't seem fair
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>>160073182
>>
is bsj our guy?
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>>160072526
>implying each one of these fuckers don't take practice seriously

Dude, these are some of the most competetive people in the world

Just admit NP is one of the best teams in the world and on par with EG
>>
>>160072839
there goes my 11 streak on bara
>>
>8 games as CW
>100% winrate
wat
when is this gonig to meme?
>>
>>160073227
Buy sentry wards
>>
i love anime
>>
>>160072618
there is literally nothing wrong with this
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>farmign safe lane
>my support hero assists me for the first couple waves
>single pulls
>leaves lane for rest of game
>enemy offlaner endlessly shits his whole mana pool onto me for the rest of the laning stage
>>
How to build bounty hunter
>>
>>160074157
neck yourself
>>
I tried aghanims stormspirit
mfw
>>
>Shave my pubes
>+25 mmr

DOTARDS?
>>
>>160074237
goodEnigma
>>
>>160074157
battlefury
>>
>>160074237
Literally the best item after bloodstone orchid linkens.
>>
>>160074461
octarine, hex ,shivas guard
>>
>>160074157
gg boots
and a fully upgraded meme
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My sweatshirt came in, even at 2XL these things are pretty small, only 5 8" and it barely hits my waist

Pretty comfy though, dunno if it's worth $50, but whatever, I should survive winter with it

box is neat
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>>160074965
good goyim
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>>160074965
>even at 2XL these things are pretty small, only 5 8" and it barely hits my waist
how god damn fat are you
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>>160075039
not very, about 190lb last I checked
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>>160074965
Also the pockets are tiny, kind of annoying
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Dotards?
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>>160074965
>only 5 8"
cute!
>>
>tfw you miss the Shit meme filled inhouse.
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>>160074965
thanks anon, did you buy the battle pass as well?
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>>160074965
cringe
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will the cold toad please buff this guy, i want to see a return of the panda before i die please chill amphibian
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can someone explain to me the logic behind making lp single draft only
>>
>>160075379
no homo right?

>>160075419
Yes? Dota 2 is about the only game I care about, as such it's one of the few I spend money on

>>160075527
don't be jelly anon, I'll probably add a larger something on the back, not sure what yet though, maybe the mini map, maybe all the hero icons, haven't done hand embroidery in years though shit takes forever
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>>160075839
to get people to quit so this shitty game dies
>>
>>160075839
so you would stop being such a toxic shitter lul
>>
>>160075849
good goyim
>>
You dotatards for any good dota 2 related mobile wallpapers
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>>160076023
>>
>>160075839
because if it wasn't that would mean people could pick heroes they're good at and get out lpq quickly

I'm surprised valve hasn't made a LPQ exclusive mode where only the lowest winrate heroes are pickable
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>>160076023
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>>160075947
okay? Do you never spend money on anything you like?
>>
>>160076079
>I'm surprised valve hasn't made a LPQ exclusive mode where only the lowest winrate heroes are pickable
dont post this on reddit
>>
>>160075224
So wait, you mean XXL or is 2xl some meme size i'm not aware of?
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>NA BEAT Invitational
>only once match tomorrow
>it's the Grand Final
>they changed it to bo3
wow i sure am excited for this grand final now
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>>160076023
Just pick and crop one
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>>160076096
I do, but giving valve my money when they are doing such a shitty job on the game? No.
>>
>>160074965
>even at 2xl these are pretty damn small
>190 and 5'8
I'm fucking 6'1 and 300 and can comfortably wear a 2xl.
>>
>>160076234
not all 2XL are created equal?
Size chart is on the page
http://valvestore.welovefine.com/mens-sweaters-outerwear/dota-2-classic-zip-hoodie-men-s-33.html

>>160076153
interchangeable in murrica

>>160076219
Everything is fire
>>
>>160074965
Do you get an ingame item with it or why would you buy this ugly piece of shit?
>>
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>>160076151
Pls do
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>>160076406
I just needed a sweatshirt

you really think the greedy fucks known as valve would give you an in game item for supporting their shit?

course I like dota more than I hate valve
>>
I miss when Valve were still creative and actually cared.

Diretide remains one of the single best examples of a holiday event I've ever seen in a game and the Christmas one was decent, too.

Now we only get shitty "Hurr pay some money for a chance at a shitty set goyim! Hope you like Chinese shit!" bullshit.
>>
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>>160060282
>>
>>160076476
These winrates don't mean shit, it only starts mattering in the 5k+ bracket where he has a 52.91% winrate, which is #6 overall.
>>
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>>160076668
Where do you get your data from?
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>>160076653
R A R E
A
R
E
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>>160076771
Dotabuff

Go heroes > meta > cycle the 5k+ winrates to descending order.
>>
>>160076653
is this a new loli pugna picture
>>
>>160076812
So which one is his real winrate?
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You're watching the WESG 2016 APAC Regional Final right?
Korean Dota is the best.
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>another China new years event
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>>160074965
>2XL
>>
>>160076912
The one in >>160076771 is from the past week.

>>160076812 is from the past month.
>>
>>160076960
which channel?
>>
>>160076963
Valve has to please the chinks because they're a massive source of revenue.
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>>160077032
OGN.
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>>160076986
literally on the page man

or was that a fat joke?
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>>160077071
thanks
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>>160077119
fat joke I guess
>3XL
god dammit america
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>>160076653
did a quick fix for you
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>>160077216
Bigger hoodies the better
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>>160077234
nice
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>ix metaforging mike exposing the ancient wisdom of suicide lane rogue knight
based
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maga boys

It's gonna be a good 8 years, I can just feel it.
>>
>>160076963
where are you getting this from?
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>>160077402
>8 years
LMAO DELUSIONAL FAGGOT

A god emperor rules forever
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>>160077404
https://steamcommunity.com/games/dota2/announcements/detail/580230861253463673

I hope you love cock anon
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>>160077603
>the upcoming Lunar New Year that kicks off the Year of the Rooster in Dota 2
oh my god who cares about this chink shit anymore, seriously
>As before, we would like to ask artists to avoid the use of any concepts that involve human skulls, blood, and gore
they're not even trying to hide it
>>
>>160076963
>constant Chinese events
>not a single Western holiday event
>not even a Christmas one

I'm really glad I quit using Valve products. They're sucking Chinese dick way too hard for me.

The funniest part is they will never be as successful as they want in China because the Chinese government won't allow it.
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>>160077742
reminder that China killed our king
>>
https://youtu.be/xPlp6qzzE2g

How is waternigger balanced?

Also
>that fucking Chain Frost RNG
>>
What does /d2g/ do when their gameplay gets figured out?
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>>160078035
now that's some visual nyquil
>>
>>160078218
blame my teammates
>>
>>160075839
Because
>People would pick NP and go cliff farm
>People would pick their best heroes and get out quickly
It's a punishment, you're not suppose to like it, it's not suppose to be as easy as possible
>>
>>160078249
lol, for real?
>>
>>160076079
I'm sure if someone told you back in the day "Imagine if you had to win low prio games" you'd find it absurd
>>
>>160078302
>>People would pick NP and go cliff farm
already fixed by making winning a requirement
>>
>>160078404
get good
>>
Beat invitational VODs where?
>>
>>160078035
The meta just really favors him at the moment since Icefrog has done his best to make sure games last longer and longer.
>>
>>160075839
>2016
>having 9400+ ggp
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I just don't know anymore senpai

I keep training every damn minute but some jackass from the enemy team still manages to gang up and kill me.

It's like they know what I will do next
>>
>>160078702
step one look at the mini map
step two use brain
step four profit
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>tfw dota is full of racists
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>>160079132
>mfw
>>
>>160078762
>minimap
B-but I can't!

Me 'n muh bros aren't that self-aware that such a thing exists!

You just don't get it...

Our boss is a fucking tree, we get mugged every goddamn time we're on the road and we keep spawning like nothing ever happened.

We saw this couple of rangers while we were on the field and guess what she called us?

CREEPS!
>>
>>160079132
has he said anything since the luljew shit?
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>>160076178
>>they changed it to bo3

why tf did they do that
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>>160079342
no. The best part is that he just made the whole thing 10x worse for himself
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Pudge nerfs when?
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>>160079342
yes he went to go cast some overwatch shit

jumped ship
>>
Nobody probably knows who I am, but I just want to share my story.

I have been clueless of what I wanted to do in life for the most part. Tried to study IT for about a year then shifted to Hotel and restaurant management for a very short time before I realized I loved to draw and shifted again to a related course. Since then I have been working as a Graphic Designer, and I illustrate DotA 2 heroes whenever I have free time. Fast forward to today, I am an artist/contributor at the secret shop for the last 2 TIs and it has been a life changing opportunity for me. The commissions I got helped me get into a 3d modeling/animation short course which in time I hope will help me increase my creativity mmr.

Also, shoutout to welovefine and valve for giving chance to small artists like myself!

TL;DR I draw DotA heroes, commissions got me back to school, life is right on track! Thank you r/DotA2!
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>>160079704
remove the +magic resist from his passive
>>
why do people rush bots on PL?
where did this build come from?
makes sense on tinker
makes sense on ember
doesnt make sense on pl
>>
>>160080843
pl needs farm, he cant team fight until he has like two items however he cannot afk jungle he has to push lanes

travels lets him farm lanes and his wex lets him escape ganks. Its the same idea behind rushing travels on morph.

basically ensures the enemy auto wins by pushing and choking out your team from farm
>>
>>160080843
literally explained right now on bsj stream
>>
>>160081013
ensures the enemy doesn't auto win*
>>
>>160081013
...
>>
>>160081143
what
>>
Picks for solo ranked? Haven't touched ranked till I found someone else to play with, but I'm reluctant to play support in solo. Support/Offlane usually.
>>
>>160081608
just pick op shit like timber/od/omni
>>
>>160081697
So just whatever has the highest winrate at 2-3K?
http://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/meta
>>
dead
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When do Secret play?
>>
>>160061450
>pick Dazzle to prevent teammates from feeding
>they go jungle to farm even tho 5 enemy heroes just took safelane tier 1
>ping map and warn them
>they still go there and die 1 vs 5
>"WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME REPORT DAZZLE"
Fuck carries.
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>>160082747
never
>>
What if you could suicide with Armlet?
>>
>>160082747
right now
>>
>9/10

why is it always the last asshole who doesn't ready up why can't it be the first so i don't have to wait so fucking long stupid shit game
>>
>>160078404
You think that's gonna stop people from picking him and thinking they could win. These are the same people who pick pudge/techies/afk junglers in ranked and believe 100% that they don't have to trade having the most fun to winning the game
>>
>>160083087
That would be fucking stupid
>>
>>160082747
It's starting now.
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>secret vs xctn
>xctn
who are these people
would this tournament even have 1k views if secret didn't fuck up so hard and didn't go to this lan out of pure desperation?
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Puppey has come a long way
>>
Daniele so cute
i wish i could takeover her
>>
>>160083437
>who are these people
>2016 still don't know who team secret is.

I mean did the memes get into you? fight me
>>
pinoy crowds are always so hype
>>
>>160083549
It's malaysian crowd. they're in fucking malaysia.
>>
why are pinoy girls so cute and pinoy males so ugly?
>>
>wake up to piss
>Can't go back to bed

what did my body mean by this
>>
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speaking of asus rog, how did i do for my first gaming monitor? going from 1080p to this
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im not gay but holy shit my dick, I would slam that boipucci all night long
>>
Why is Soe here?
This isn't Overwatch.
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i can see where he is coming from with all the luljew shit that he gets but i really feel like he just made the situation worse by bringing it into the spotlight

its unavoidable to experience this kind of stuff when you're a public figure, i'd figure he'd know that by now
>>
>>160083661
>Choice of Champions

but you're shit at the game tho
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>Tobi + Winter cast
>>
>>160083661
>800$ and its 60hz

think you fucked up mate, also its almost blackfriday
>>
Morning 'turds
>>
What if there was a hero with a spell that had 3200 range, dealt 385 damage, disabled for 2.6 seconds and was AOE?
>>
>>160083661
>4k meme when no graphics card can support it on actually graphically intensive games
>27 inches to boot so you wont be able to tell the difference between 4k and 2k
>60hz
>800 dollars

could have gotten the 1440 144hz IPS versions dumbass
nice going
>>
>execration deserved an invite

This shit is just embarrassing.
>>
check out this dota 2 rap cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiaVltk6NH8
>>
18-1 fuken kek
>>
Morning 'turds
>>
>>160083984
>>160084097
Dumbass
>>
>buy 144hz monitor

>I see no difference because I have brown eyee
>>
why is soe acting like she knows shit about dota? fucking dumb whore
>>
Why's the thread so dead?
>>
>>160084258
its almost 2 am
>>
why is soe acting like she knows shit about dota? fucking dumb whore
>>
>>160084258
>Connection error while posting. [More info] x
>>
>>160084289
>>160084185
are you okay
>>
>>160084258
i keep getting posting errors
>>
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>>160083684
fk me d2g all of the soeposters are starting to get to me, and shes on stream talking all the time now

i can't handle it guise shes just so cute
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR NO OTHER WOMEN LOOK LIKE THIS SO SHES LITERALLY ONE OF A KIND

FUCK YOU JAMES WHYD YOU EVER DUMP THIS

GABEN WAS RIGHT YOUR AN IDIOT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
;_;
>>
newfag here

what the FUCK is a battlepass,

should i get one
>>
>>160084398
no
>>
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>>160084398
idk if ur trolling or not but pls don't there is close to zero payout and it requires you to
actually play the game
>>
What's with all the gateway errors happening to Aussies? Is gook moot trying to get rid of us?
>>
>>160084383
James doesn't deserve to host anything
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>dotards will defend this
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>>160084398
it's the pass to Soe's heart
>>
>>160084398
yes, its pretty fun to do and you get neat items
>>
based seamonkeys
>>
>cant shitpost
>interest in esport plummets
secret are going to win
exacration are a joke
who cares about this fucking lan holy shit
>>
>>160084576
>great warm atmosphere
>seamonkey cuties
>meme spewing
>dabbing
>lots and lots of cringe
The only lan I care about tb.h
>>
I am actually considering reinstalling HoN
Dota is in such a shit state right now with all the -em changes
>>
Trump Tower
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>>160084492
>he won't spend money to dress up his waifu
what are you gay AND poor anon?
>>
>>160084659
what the fuck does this have to do with dota 2
>>
>>160084710
tower
>>
>reported into lp because you afk a shit game
>when momma volvo grounds you for not playing with the retarded kids
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>NP beat EHOME
what the fuck.
>>
why execration got invited?
>>
>>160084801
trump
>>
>>160084951
won a no name LAN
just like this asus one if secret werent invited
>>
>>160084951
Bruno saw a thread with a lot of upvotes saying that Valve should never patch dota again and invite execration because they're the best team in dota right now.

He forwarded it to icefraud.
>>
>>160084614
just wait for the december patch, maybe they will fix the retarded gold changes then
>>
>SEAcret gonna get twice as much from beating no name gooks than EE for beating Wings
How did Puppey know which honeypot to attend?
>>
>>160085231
true evil mastermind
>>
>>160085231
>money is everything.
cringe.
>>
Hey, where are the memes?
>>
wait
EE playing in 2 hours? wtf
>>
>>160085541
>>160085541
>>160085541

Thread so alive you might forget to migrate

>>160085541
>>160085541
>>160085541
>>
>>160085518
9 hours idiot.
>>
>>160085509
>I don't care about money, being the champion of ASUS ROG(tm) Invitational or NA Battle Arena is a great honor by itself
>>
>>160056558
ded
>>
>>160083661
You literally could have bought 2 free-sync 4k IPS displays for almost the same price
>>
>>160057929
Sink2x
>>
>>160056987
Do you really need another stun?
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