Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Ya boy on that Timber.

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its time

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>>160085541
Which of one of thee following Champions is the most beginer-friendly

Beastmaster

Broodmother

Enigma

Warlock

Lycan

Natures Prophet

Undying

Invoker

Brewmaster

Lone Druid

Visage

Clockwerk

Juggernaut

Phoenix

Pugna

Shadow Shaman

Techies

Templar Assasin

Tusk

Venomancer

Witch Doctor

Elder Titan

Gyrocopter

Weaver

>>160085621
Pugna.
Veno.
WD.

>Winning with Puck

How does El Preidente do it?

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post waifus

>>160085621
this anon is right >>160085638

>>160085621
warlock
juggernaut
venomancer
witch doctor

>>160085663
Why are you posting a picture, a picture can't be your wife, anon. Time to take your adderall.

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>>160085663
>A 2D wife

That's not how it works anon, at least not yet

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>>160085698
drow isn't my wife shes my WAIFU FOR LAIFU
time to take your wife's son out to play

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Execration is so awful
I'm also lost 2000 pts for prediction cuz Valve decided invete them instead of Fnatic
FUCING TRIGGERED RIUGHT NOIW

>>160085771
Mate, I'm not taking you out to play until you take your adderall :^)

>>160085638
>>160085690
Ok so warlock,juggernaut,venomancer and witch doctor it is. Do you guys have any tips or guides for someone who is new in this game?I played LoL,Smite and Heroes of the Storm before.

>Be Puppey
>Be a handsome 7 foot tall millionaire worshiped as a god in many rural Slavic villages
>Steal money from weebs then steal their honeypot money after not caring about their novel length witch hunt blog

Is Puppey the most Alpha man in Dota 2 history?

>>160085951
https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
https://www.youtube.com/user/PurgeGamers/videos

>>160085951
Just play a lot to get use to the movement/heroes/items.

Or you can play Arcade Dota 2 10 vs 10 if you don't want to fuck up your win loss.

It's still normal Dota but 10 players vs 10 with no modded shit .

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>>160085951
look at >>160086032

play some overthrow (custom game), it's pretty good for getting used to hero mechanics and figuring out how things interact with each other. lets you learn that without playing full matches

you will be shit at first. no moba comes close to dota complexity. don't worry, everyone has to start somewhere, just don't expect to depend on your previous moba knowledge.

only way to get better is to play matches

>>160085981
>President of Estonia
>Poo in loos worship him
>Beat up dendi
>Has a wife's son

Can he be any more alpha?

>>160086170
>crystal "maiden"

How do we get r/dota2 to hate EE?

We got them to hate puppey, cyborgfatt, bulba and now LD but for some reason there seems to be too many autistic western weeb chinks that worship him on r/dota2.

What's our master plan for pulling the strings behind the scenes?

>>160086318
Impossible.

>>160085621
Juggernaut for sure.

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>no Great Ape hero
um, dotards? ...isn't it about time?

>>160086032
What roles do warlock,juggernaut,venomancer and witch doctor fulfil? Out of carry,mid,offlane farming support and hard support?

>>160086662
warlock you can go anywhere in pubs, but preferably support or mid

veno is similar

jugger is core, you can go mid if you want and in low tier pubs offlane

witch is 100% support

if you are just beginning, the difference between hard and farming support really doesn't matter

>>160086662
warlock can be mid and support/hard support
jugg is mid/carry
veno can be anything really
witch doctor is support/hard support
the other anons are right, play some 10v10 dota from the arcade to learn how heroes spells and items act, its more light hearted and casual version of normal dota which makes it perfect for learning about heroes

Morning 'turds

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>>160086914

>>160085663
Soe of course

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>>160087059
Soe is back in dota at last!

>>160087107
>Leave Dota for better career opportunities at Blizzard
>Get BTFO by all the cuter girls
>Come crawling back to Dota because of everyone she knows

Disgusting

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>>160087205
>>160087246
You need to get over this desu

She's covered everything including blizzard long before dota 2 was a thing

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>>160087319
>You need to get over this

Hey man you're perfectly entitled to worship a bandwagoning gAyMur gURlxDD that left the scene as soon as she could then came back after she accomplished nothing outside of it but don't expect me to ever see her as anything but BadSheever, I take it you're an RTZ fanboi too?

Morning 'lag

This is the most underwhelming PA in the history of pro dota

>Dagger and Blink Strike
>Do zero damage and are suddenly way out of position

>>160087319
brb, writing "Blizzard" on my cock

>SEA

lmao what a bad third world shithole

at dota and everything else

>3-0 in final

>>160087107
shouldn't you have tits for that weird cleavage?

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>this shit team got a direct invite to Boston.

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>dodge Wings and go to random SEA tournament
>easily destroy everyone
>win more money

Puppey smart

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NO NO NO

POOPEY IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BAD GUY

WHY IS HE WINNING??????????

execration is fucking joke

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A P O L O G I Z E

REMINDER KHEZU'S SECRET WILL

NEVER
V
E
R

LOSE

REDDITORS BTFO
B
T
F
O

PUPPEY = TI7 WINNERS CONFIRMED

ENJOY YOUR HONEYPOT MAJORS REDDITORS
H
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N
E
Y
P O T

>bad guy
>scamming weebs out of their money
But that's the opposite of bad

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>reddit hates puppey and secret

>thus making them our guys

>>160088062
well yeah what did you expect
they don't have any experience
col tier

>>160088021
Because he had literally zero competition.

Hahahaha
Based Secret

Direct invite was a mistake

based our guys secret

what the fuck was this tournament? whats up with the teams why are they all like fucking south east asian

HOW WILL REDDIT EVER RECOVER FROM THIS?

>>160088135
if they love him again?

>>160088138
im just eternally triggered by direct invite

>direct invite

Just put everyone on qualifier next time

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>Forev leaves
>Secret won a tournament

Really makes you think.

>>160088231
puppey is based

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>>160088226
reddit's political beliefs make it verboten for them to ever support puppey again

>chase your dreams in esports
yeah ok redeye

>>160087613
Morning 'lagian

>>160088285
yeah makes you think how fucking bad Execration is. Kick Rappy and never let DJ play Timbersaw again christ..

>>160088285
Midone looks like a fucking tanned Jackie Chan.

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>>160088014

Why didn't he stream the required hours for the chinese streaming site? There was a lot of money on the line.

Why did he buy the engagement ring if he doesn't believe in marriage?

This shit doesn't make any sense. There must be way more to these stories. I hope new leaks are coming soon.

>>160088285
khezu just a discount version of forev

>>160088359
They are replacing rappy with 343 in the Boston Major. Problem become the drafter and captain too. I dunno if Rappy was the problem, but I'm sure Gabbi and Abed were really not giving much of an impact.

>join team
>win lan less than a week later

khezzu's got to be feeling good

>>160088416
Forev can't use other heroes besides Tidehunter and Timber. The boston qualifiers proved this. He's fucking shit even with Axe.

reminder that d2g is a pro-twitch community

I want to snuggle with Soe

Funny thing is, even Mineski would've done a better job than shitxecration.

>>160088370
Puppey is playing 99 dimensional tachyon chesseckers. He didn't need to stream for 'money' cause he was stealing all of EE's anyway.

The marriage is obviously a political stunt for when he runs for President of Estonia.

>>160088478
it was puppey drafts not forevs waht are you talking about
puppey also played 90% of qual games as ogre this proves he can't play other heroes?

reminder that there are people who paid money to

>go to Massachusetts
>go to Boston
>in December
>to watch a bad tournament
>which is single elimination

one wonders what they meant by the thing they did

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>>160088487
feels bad

>>160088605
That proves it even more, when puppey stopped picking Tide and Timber for Forev, that's when things turned bad. They kept losing because Forev doesn't do shit with his Faceless Void and Earthshaker.

>>160088612
Whats wrong with Massachusetts

>>160088773
it's full of people from massachusetts

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>>160088615

>>160088615

>that bald spot

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>>160088014
>last place at boston majors pays even more
>cucked out of summit as well

WHAT WAS SYLAR DOING???
SERIOUSLY?
Why does ehome lose every lane against NP after standing up to wings???

>pugna is good
what did the gulag mean by this?

did LD actualy get triggered by twitch chat or is that just d2g memeing

>>160089271
Too much faith in ehome. I'm still triggered about how they choked against EE

>>160089245
A sign of universal tilting. Ehome always does this after losing a close game.

>>160089325
No, it was an anime avatar faggot on twitter

>>160089363
So the double rampage destroyed them?

Who EE here?
He is gonna do it tonight right?

>when the game is actually alive even though you thought it died a year ago

>>160089325
LD is still triggered because trump won

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>>160089325
This gulagian did it

>>160088808
niggers?

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>>160089440
>clown 9
>win a lan

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>>160089451
forgot pic

does any general on vg hate their game as much as us

>>160089426
The clash before that I think. When morphling winning 1 v 3 clash. It was when the ehome started tumbling down.

>sylar is pushing tier 2
>2 tps coming in
>sylar goes to the high ground and then goes back to tower
>2people chase him
>sylar waveforms away and makes a replicate that he sends to the enemy base
>more c9 players tp to tier 3 because they see the replicate
>sylar goes to the replicate and dies before can tp out
EE tier baffle

>>160089568
no, massholes

Can puppey unironically become president?

>>160089915
no that would be like if donald trump became president

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Everything you say to LD just falls off him. But call him a Jew and you saw how injured he was.

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when you try your best but you don't succeed


how do i win dotards

>>160090056
Winning is a cointoss

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>>160088014
>Wings will win Na Beat
>Wings will also stomp the summit because they now have no jetlag
>Win even more money
No it's wings who smart

>>160090112
is that a coin with 10 sides otherwise idk man

>>160090134
>jet lag
You know that's not a thing right?

>>160089756
Why don't we say np actually played well that game?
Puck/drow killing morph with silence before he can buy manta give them a lot of advantage.

That's smart to tp fast to tower when they saw the replicate cause sylar is saving mana for wave and tp that time.

also puck is not using its coil yet and sylar knows that

>>160090182
Why did he mix up with them in the first place? The smart thing to do would be to run away as soon as you see people tping in.

>>160090173
>jet lag isn't a thing
the most dunning kruger thing uttered in many months on the gulag

is faceless void a jojo's reference

>>160090280
i dunno maybe it is if you're a little bitch

>>160090504
>what are circadian rhythms
dumb gulagian

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>it's another aa that doesn't level chilling touch in a tri-lane and gets a 25 minute midas episode

Why do people still do this?

>>160090556
an excuse

>>160089940
it would be like if arnold schwarzenegger became a governor

>>160090621
t. man who has literally never been on a flight crossing any significant number of timezones

let me guess you're probably a shutin

>>160090701
i've done europe-japan back and forth once per year till i was 13, and again last year

>>160090798
>claims to have done flights that take like 12 hours and change 8 timezones many times
>doesn't get jetlag
this is easily the least true thing ever posted on d2g

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>>160089915
No doubt
I think he one of those personalities who can achieve everything if he really want.

>>160090856
well i can't prove it so i guess you won :^)

>>160091061
are you claiming that it doesn't exist at all or merely that you have some special technique or strategy to mitigate or eliminate it

>>160090856
It's possible, dude. I don't generally experience jetlag because I have done tons of fucked up sleep schedules in the past but when I do, I notice it's because I fail to prepare or sleep properly on the plane.

I can't imagine a kid having trouble sleeping on a plane, they get a lot more space.

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do support mains make better carries than the other way around?

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>you will never see this on your wedding day

>>160091168
more that its effects are extremely exaggerated and don't excuse poor performance, especially in nerds with fucked up sleep schedules that are used to stay playing until 5 am

>>160091195
falling asleep doesn't help when your body's sleep-wake cycle is still way out of wack with the day at your destination

i mean jetlag only affects me for ~2 days when i travel 5-6 timezones but it certainly does exist

>>160091234
I think it depends on the player, but generally if you know how to carry, you'd also know how to support one, you'd know what you'd want from a support

why has nobody ever done an analysis of tourney winrates versus how jetlagged the teams are

>>160091262

I can only imagine how soft her feet must feel

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is this guy being boosted?

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/154434256/matches

so weird account

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What if Nyx Assassin was Naix Assassin?

omg dead thread dead game

>>160091556
i see nothing wierd

matches are not onesided enough for it to be boosting

i'm pretty sure dota exists as a scheme by the governments of the world to use as evidence against the intrinsic dignity of human beings and the existence of human rights

>>160085613
FUCK I miss this game.

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Am I fooling myself through some confirmation bias when I find that fri-sun games are the worst and all the flamers come out of the woodwork en mass on those day or is it truly so?

>>160091279
i agree they are sometime exaggerated, but it doesn't mean they dont exist

the reason i cant pass judgement is i do not know how long before a tournament teams fly into the region -- if they have to play within 2 days of arriving i would say it has a very real impact

but if they're playing in some finals 6 days later not so much.

also if teams were smart and play schedule allowed it, they would sync their sleep cycle to the region ahead of time.

>>160091774
that is like the most obvious truism ever

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Haven't played dota2 / watched anything since TI, what happend so far? I've seen some toptier autism on Twitter but beyond that nothing, also appearantly LD got triggerd again.

>tfw he blocked me from Twitter ages ago like the filthy kike he is

>>160091556
Why do you think it's boosted?

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>reddit still hasn't realized the real puppey was murdered short after the formation of secret by pld and the entity we currently know as puppey is a robot controlled by pld himself

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>fw dota again

>>160092176
I fucking hate her smile

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>160092215
don't worry now that this shitty lan is over all the blizzshits will fuck off back to whatever general they came from, sure it's some game they don't even bother to play but has lots of waifus and memes around it

>>160092176
How is she high fiving herself?

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>>160092323
There is more than one soe

Morning 'tards

>>160092284
im fine with her pictures especially the old ones, but these instagram tier with fake smiles piss me off so fucking much I jsut want to go violent on her

>>160092427
wew, she's lucky you never leave your basement!

Morning 'turdss

>>160091556
Doesnt look like it, pretty much the same average kda and creeps killed/denied every game

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>>160092448
not that she needs help to fuck up her own body :^)

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>tfw you soepost on the offchance she occasionally visits /d2g/ so you can let her know she's loved

>>160092690
soe is a talentless hack, i hope she stays away form dota for good

>>160092913
is

>>160092932
tsundere.

>>160092884
desu as talentless as she is it's still better than 90% of the """""personalities"""" plaguing dota right now

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>>160085663
My cuckolding girlfriend.

What if you face a trilane of clinkz wk and pugna?

is troll dragon lance any good?

>>160093000
Give up lane. Try not to die and hope your supports can get the other two lanes snowballing hard.

>>160093093
It's as good as dragonlance TB

>>160085663
>people still posting shitgitos art

Is there anyone in the dota scene that has children that are their own and not their wifes?

>>160093261
Kelly

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>Team diving fountain before securing racks

This is honestly so depressing as a support who can't hit buildings at all

>>160089940
>>160090715
>>160090663
All this actually happened. Is puppey known in Estonia?

>>160093297
Pick chen or pugna so you can wreck buildings.

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>>160093332
>All this actually happened


WHAT?!

>>160090663
>schwarzenegger
>literally swarthy nigger
wow how is this allowed

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>>160092690
I do that so she will fall in love with me

can we expect pugna buffs?
on the 12th of december?

>>160093736
I really do hope they don't actually give monkey king illusions, only as animations and shit, like a herd of holograms running and doing some stun or shit

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>>160091262
>you will never be on your wedding day
shiiet

>>160093869
it's alright

>>160093861
Monkey king uses illusions in his chink lore. He is literally PL

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pugna used to make others lose their mana.
Why so many nerfs?

>>160094317
>radius:?
wan what a mess

>>160094317
But nether ward is more powerful though. You can't cast spells without no consequence.

>>160094110
Yea but PL was sort of based on him so they cant do the same shit.

If his damage is based around 100 illusions he will be PL tier shit

>>160094717
His spells are like a mix of tb reflection and PL spells in the 6.80 beta.

>>160095259
I just hope he wont get fucked by axe, ES, sk, ember, mjolnir, bkb etc. as much as PL does

dead fucking thread
are all the normies outside of something

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>>160093869
what if viper is a younger tidehunter still to develop legs?

>>160095543
get friends we are not here to entertain you loser don't you have some animes to watch?

>Everyone selects roles
>carry is somehow open
>finebyme.jpg
>no one wants to pick first
>pick my hard carry first
>enemies take 3 hard counters

Why can't supports just pick first, it's not like they can get countered out of buying the fucking wards

soon we'll be LoL with only one support per team because the more carries the better. NP and every slav team ever has proved this. Pros choke in the lategame as much as pubbers.

>>160095795
nice carry

>>160095664
actually you are

makes some memes you stupid faggots. I'm bored

>>160095974
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My quiver is full

>>160095795
tell them to pick another carry. Intelligence heroes are garbage anyway.

>>160094317
That seems like a pretty dumb spell
>Go safelane
>support cant stay in lane anyways
>go mid
>invest too few points into aura, enemy mid just bottles up and kills you if he even needs mana to bully you out to begin with
>invest too many, and he just right clicks you down since you have 1 point into decrep and blast

>>160090715
Wasn't Arnold one of those governors who did absolutely nothing to make his state great again, and people only voted him for his memestatus, like Trump

>>160096174
you know what's even dumber
comparing 5.79 and before spells to 6.88 power levels

>>160095795
at least u can preactice your hero against couters

>your stack gets outdrafted as hard EHOME was against NP
what's the point of playing it out?
They have PL to counter your WK, slardar to counter the riki and other hard counters to everything you have. Game is over before the horn desu. There needs to be a way to GG out.

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>>160096130
I'm notched, I'm taut, I'm ready to fly

>>160096295
This. You should only spam a hero until you're completely comfortable with him, and if you know how to win hard games, normal games should be ez

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So he destroyed his own teams.

What's next in his 'master plan'?

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>>160096536
get hired at valve

burn it all down

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Following the conclusion of TI5, Icefrog has introduced several ways to deal with pesky midlaners that could burst down anybody. The likes of Leshrac and Lina were popular despite the introduction of items such as Glimmer Cape, so several nerfs to them and buffs to physical DPS cores were imminent.

Physical damage has always scaled better than magic damage, mostly because it is not reliant on a finite resource such as mana. It also isn’t particularly reliant on hitting or chaining your abilities properly and as neutral creeps have received an increase in their magic resistance, it is also more efficient to farm with physical damage.

Physical damage remains the primary tool to take objectives with and in return map control, which is why heroes that rely on magic burst have fallen off the radar. As a result, midlaners are now often traditional carries, rather than heavy gankers, like Alchemist, Medusa or Juggernaut.

The final nail in the coffin for such gankers was the trend towards tanky cores. The aforementioned heroes are all difficult to kill due to their abilities and stats. Teamfights are more drawn out and surviving an engagement long enough to get abilities and attacks out is crucial. The likes of Queen of Pain and Lina are easily locked down and killed.

great now i have to watch NP vs wings instead of a grand final between gooks

how come all NA anime nerds have the same wetmouth moutbreather mumble going on ? like moon, EE, MSS they all sound disgusting

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They won't let this guy cast the final, right?

name TWO mothafuckin heroes

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>>160097462
>unpainted toenails

>>160097579
zet

>>160097462
why Slacks dressed up like girl?

>>160097615
shut the fuck up cakeboy no one fucking asked you

>farming like a madman
>suddenly 2.8k ms
>restart everything including my router
>still get 2k+ ms

Is there anything more frustrating?
luckily a player on the enemy team abandoned before me.

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>4hours left to watch 1 bo3
t-thanks

>>160097896
FARMING IS frustrating. I can't play carry anymore or my head starts hurting. But it is my best role

>>160098097
>tfw you're dead on the inside but comfy

>>160098279
the coin sound effect is super comfy

>>160098429
you also have to click like an autist and constantly look at the map to find a place to get shekels. It's really tiring and exhausting. Dunno how EE can keep it up

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Why do people pick bad slardar

>>160098984
>tower kills itself when it hits him
>he can't die

Is Invoker garbage right now or what

>>160098583
answered your own question there buddy
>>160098984
centaur is a carry
CARRY

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Do we really need to watch Team "dropped Nichijou" NP lose 2 games to Wings?

>>160099127
Why doesn't ee get tired?

>tfw no more memehouses

>sing hitting all these blind hooks

holy shit

>>160099419
>watching sing
are you.........autistic?

>>160099419
I could do it too if the planets align. It's not skill you faggot

>>160099419
go post that shit in twitchchat, kiddo

>tfw bullies kick u off la cabina b4 your turn is done

>>160099465
>>160099468
>>160099496
>all these newfags hating based sing

God what has this place become

>>160099646
It burned down straight after TI6. Hell, the last time these threads were good were pre-TI3

>>160099885
>game gets more players
>d2g keeps dying

i guess 4chan goers truly are casuals after all

>>160099934
>game gets more smurf accounts and bots

>>160099998
>source: my ass

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I'm watching Dota 2 and pro teams are picking:
>Treant
>Warlock
>Pugna
>Weaver
>Brewmaster
Here comes the worst part: They are winning with those heroes.
Whats next? Phantom Lancer? Chaos Knight? Visage?

There's something wrong with this patch.

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>tfw can't stay at home and watch comfy BSJ-senpai educational stream while sipping on hot coffee

Instead I have to do some college cuckshit, why live /d2g/? Is NEETing the purpose of life?

>>160100038
Dota's already reached its peak playerbase, new accounts are most likely smiurfs and bots

>being silenced now stops morph from morphing his shit, regardless if he turned the spell on before getting silenced

wow how did I do that

>>160100248
You can thank r/dota2 for that

>>160100090
Meme singularity was reached on Nov. 8 of 2016. We are living in a post meme-singularity universe

why is d2g now just full of edgy contrarian kids

>>160100456
>mfw that night in /pol/
I'm pretty sure that is the fastest I've seen any board of 4chan ever be

>mfw when Florida fucking flipped from blue to red

man I remember when visiting this place and staying here was actually enjoyable

>all friends switched to lol or stopped playing games
>d2g is dead
>reddit is fucking reddit

i never thought id lose d2g of all places

>northern arena meme invitational rent a venue today for a single bo3

>>160100639
Because it's cool to like trump xD maga

>>160100135
THIS IS THE FACE OF OUR GUY

I USED TO DOUBT

I USED TO NOT CARE ABOUT HIM

BUT NOW I KNOW

BSJ IS MY HUSBANDO

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>>160100996
These threads, and most of 4chan, became a place for redditors and facebookers to dump their non-like posts somewhere around 2012-2013.

It just changed and we didn't change. It's like pic related

I suppose some chans are still safe from the destructive forces of popularity but I don't know really
not that I care

>>160101125
Trump is cool, have you listened to his speeches? The one from Las Vegas few years back is great.

>>160099646
>reverse psychology xDXDXXD

>enemy 3stack
>buy bmails against me
>gank me every 2 minutes

>ally 3 stack
>mid can't get more shekels than offlaner who has been zoned out of the xp range

I am trying to win, I really am, even if they ate our jungle I still managed to find some farm for average 10cs/min but I can't win when im playing as 1 carry vs 4 and 5th is a scaling support


Tell me gulag, how do I win when teammates manage to feed 4 core lineup

>>160101294
you don't unless youre 9000 mmr tier player

>>160101294
Uninstall

>>160101294
Get good is the answer to all of your DOTA 2 issues until you are about 6k MMR.

>be autist mid tryhard
>be bored of dota
>decide to try supporting

What the fuck. It's like a different game.

Welcome to Dota 3

>Tfw the only cosmetic item you've ever wanted is the only one you can never have
Fuck valve for making shit not marketable

>>160101519
I've played this game for 5-6 years and in my experience supporting in the first 10 minutes is easily the hardest role in dota

>>160101519
Mid and supporting is the same because the heroes are the same. Lina leshrac puck and SHIT. They're all supports in the mid lane.

>>160101589
perhaps you want it specifically because it isn't marketable

>>160101671
I want it because Immortal Gardens makes the map brighter and easier on my eyes.

>>160101589
>tfw the only cosmetics you ever wanted were gifted to you by three/four gulagites

>>160101294
did u try gittin gud?

>>160101695
Ah right i had forgotten about that ultimate jewing

>>160101852
I actually did manage to level my shit to like 60-70 by the end of the international. Level 125 is a fucking RIDICULOUS goal to reach when you have a fucking life and don't want to spend your life savings on a brighter map.

>Lanm uses Undying taunt because it makes your hero move faster
hahaha fuking Valve

cant get anything right hHOLY SHIT yhahaha

DISABLED HATS FROM RANKED AND CM WHEN

>>160102023
it looks like he moves faster. But he doesn't.

>>160102023
>it makes your hero move faster
thats literally wrong you retard

>>160102023
stream? where?

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>>160085663

>>160102317
Yesterday.

Is there any hero who can fuck up a carries day and aggressively hunt them in their jungle?

I fucking hate that if a carry loses lane, all they have to do is retreat into their fucking jungle with an iron talon and catch up.

Anti mage particularly pisses me off. Who shits on anti-mage? He seemingly has no weaknesses once he gets a manta. Manta is probably too strong of a item in general too.

fuck this game sometimes. Is night stalker any good at this? Hunting carries in their jungle? I just want to shit all over enemy carries.

>>160102392
right

>>160102425
Bounty Hunter

>>160102425
>pick any support ever
>buy smoke
>ping your mid
>take lead
Thats it

And ward their jungle wwhen you can

>>160102425
Tiny mid
Pudge
really any strong ganker and +1 if they're slippery shit like AM or Morph

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>>160102425
>timber
u literally can destroy their jungle

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when

>be khezu
>join secret
>within a week
>win $71250 / 5 * 10%
>payout pending

seems almost too good to be true

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>>160101995
>>160101852
I got mine by taking 50 levels the last day it was available.
>used the $0.50 immortals to get levels
>sells chests for $3.00
cost me nothing
>tfw you outjew the jew

>>160102917
12,825 dollars free.

>>160102917
Meanwhile puppey takes $19,950 of that to blow on hookers and beer

>>160102917
>71250/5*10%
so ~1300$?

>>160103392
It's actually (71250/5)-10%

how come nobody ever tries to find out who icefrog is? I hope one of these days 1 pro player just snaps and reveals all his info

>Kill 6 couriers

What's the best hero do kill couriers with?

Hate this fucking quest

new patch when?


drow and pudge roam is cancer lads.

>>160103481
The only one who would blow the whistle is EE and icefrog is too smart to show himself to that guy.

>>160103483
NP obviously.

>>160103483
riki ofc

>>160103456
so 14249.9$ ?

>>160103483
Keep that shit in unranked

>>160103274
hows that "blowing"? money well spent

>>160103793
fuck off I don't want game ruiners.

>>160087432
short legs ;_; bad ratio upper - lower body ;_;

Alright, listen here, you little shit stains.

I'm a jungler. I'm a very good jungler. I can carry you, but only one one condition:

YOU DO NOT LOSE YOUR LANES BEFORE 5 MINUTES

Now, is that so hard? Do you feel compelled to feed one kill per minute? Do you feel entitled to disrupting my routine of maximizing my GPM to carry you just so that we can MAYBE get a kill on the offlaner that is leagues better than you?

I think not. However, if you do, you honestly need to stick to easier games like Farmville or some shit.

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>valkyrie
>brown skin

valvers?

>>160104003
Fuck off and gank my lane kid and stop farming your FUCKING midas.

>>160104003
too obvious, better luck next time

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>>160104003

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>>160104086
>>160104127
>>160104145
>replying to tiago
oh I see it's sunday...

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Post heroes that have been poorly balanced for a long time, I'll start:
>absolute monster during TI3-era
>became shitty after Open Wounds range nerf and Armlet Toggle nerf and practically unplayable as a carry due to low armor
>gets a monstrous STR gain buff, coupled with new items and some other "QoL" buffs
>received a BAT nerf of all things

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>>160104145

>>160104127

I'm dead serious.

Every time I play jungle, my team feeds like the little shitniggers that they are.

Only the enemy team seems to be doing well with a jungler/roamer.

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>>160104284
The buff that started the Slarknado

>>160104003
This post too accurate for jungle people. Has to be bait.

>>160104225
hes not awake right now you fucking retard, shitgo doesnt even play anymore

>>160104320
well most times i play with junglers they have iron talon brown boots at minute 15 so i kind of need to make something happen in lane in order to carry them

maybe 1 in 10 junglers can carry the game if you just stand back and lose your lane but how do i know that you're one of the good junglers when i haven't played with you before?

Imagine a game with alch mid, safelane AM and offlane NP. Imagine the cotton picking.

>enemy mid
>6 slotted
>our mid
>boots and deso

How the fuck am I supposed to carry these games

Fucking tell me, its like valve has made a fucking pact with the devil to prevent me from fucking winning holy fucking shit im pissed

>>160104928
with support naga and jungle tinker

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Why do people love Sing's stream so much? It's shit. Synderen's is much better

Wait till you see black people playing dota.

>>160105056
twitch chat memes all game

vs

sing memes all game

>>160105210
is valve partnering with prisons?

>>160105210
Superhuman reactions and reads. Subpar item decision making, good at aegis stealing

Every team I bet on just gets stomped 2-0 despite having a 80-60% chance to win. I'm about to lose my last tradeable item. Oh well. It's all over.

losing games and losing bets

im fucking done

fuck this game

im gonna have a mental breakdown from this shit


if you see some autist in the news rampaging that's gonna be me

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>>160105210
>black people

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>>160105649
Man just join the esports 'n' shitposting crew already

It's not worth spending time playing a game you only have fun with half the time (if that)

>>160105441
>>160105614
>>160105649
No one gives a shit about your worthless life and the fact that even pixelated happiness evades you.

>>160105614
Playing the game is wrong and betting is wrong. Watching a streamer is also wrong because he's wasting time and you're giving money for it by being a viewer. Tier 1 esports only happen once a month or something. Hhhh

>>160105210
black people are good at

fighting games
call of duty

now what do these two games have in common? They're highly reliant on reaction speed and memorizing muscle movements.

Unfortunately dota is a game that requires some thinking so even if a black dude can train himself to instantly land a perfect euls invoker combo he'll still fail because of the rest of the game

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>>160085663

Should I watch my last pixelated happiness die?

>>160106073
That's it, I'm fucking done. Farewell /d2g/

>>160106062
They should be really good at the mid lane then with invoker, tinker, ember and storm spirit.

>>160106221
no, laning requires constantly game decisions

it's not about who can sit afk and last hit

>>160106073
>no matter how many times you see her your heart still skips a beat each new time

How is this possible with someone you haven't even met?

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>>160106176
People have posted her for years, this isn't some new thing

There we go. It happened. First ehome lost my all my immortals and now elements have lost my last immortal. No items left. And I'll probably never get another tradeable item again.

>>160106308
She is very ugly and j would prefer if you stop posting her

>>160106356
I'm curious to know what you think is hot now

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>>160106282
you might be a little obsessed, anonymous

>>160103793
Ofc I never quest in ranked.

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I wasn't able to pay the internet bill and I can't live without internet because I can't play dota every day now. It's all over /d2g/ you won't see me again

Who's streaming the Wings vs. irrelevant team finals?