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nobody fucking cares just shitpost edition

miles still confirming even more he's mentally ill, now posting ramblings in a pastbin like cosmo
http://pastebin.com/B6W3F78K
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>>160013794
Who is Hazel? Is he a speedrunner that canb e added to the list?
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>>160014160
ask miles
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There are people who feel mental pain from having a specific limb (arm, leg, whatever). It causes them so much stress for all their life, that they essentially give in and cut it off and while they're now physically impaired at least the mental pain has stopped and they can enjoy life.
Now imagine this becomes a trend and people who don't have this mental pain start cutting off their arms, because they feel it looks nicer.
This is EXACTLY what is happening with transsexuality right now.
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SVA about to bop the FUCK out of Clint "grindmonkey" Stevens.
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Meet me at Pora Elinu.
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>>160014905
add it to THE list

Game: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Truly Skilled: SVA
Grind Monkey: ClintStevens
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>Jodenstone gets PB
>nobody told me
What the fuck? Do you job, jodenposter!
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>>160016162
if you want to find out news about speedrunning, go to r/speedrun
if you want to talk about trannys and the gold grommr astigmatism, stay on srg
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>>160016689
Jodenposting belongs to srg, newboi.
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Oh no, Jodi had a really got GIM going but the game softlocked.
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JODI GOT GIM
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missed a scrub :/ but he can PB still!!
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is there any TAS runs of perfect game pacman?
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>ironically start spamming the thread with posts about jodenstone in the beginning
>do it a couple of times
>stop
>people have kept it alive since
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Will somebody h*cking stream?
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does anyone here remember which event had that mario kart 64 TAS where they built a hazard course on chocolate mountain and made real players race on it
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https://clips.twitch
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imagine missing your cue to play your romhack and supermcgamer plays vanilla yoshi instead
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>>160027578
definite improvement, id say
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>>160027961
lol cuck meme
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why do speedrunners have such a high rate of mental illness?
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>>160028659
its a requirement to run
do you honestly think a stable person would want to do it
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>>160014891
The difference is transsexualism is biological (like homosexuality) and body integrity identity disorder is psychological (like bulimia and anorexia).
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>>160029373
>source: my ass
>relevancy to the argument: none
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https://twitter.com/SmashForCharity/status/797505018131779584
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>I'm a woman.
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>>160029698
They are comparing BIID to GID. As for source, here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/
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>trihex overslept and his run got cancelled
fucking lmao
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What did he mean by this?
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>>160030254
>they
stop using that tumblr pronoun when talking singular

BIID is as untreatable as GID, but people are turning transgender without GID which is as insane as cutting your arm off without BIID.
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>>160030714
I straight up do not believe that any of these things are happening. I live in a fairly populated area, I have seen no such vandalism. I'm convinced it's retards on the internet making things up for brownie points.
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>>160030785
>people are turning transgender without GID

Like Cosmo? Possibly Miles too after reading the pastebin.
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>watch a small runner run
>he has his female friend over
>she does her first run
>he keeps touching her controller and telling her she's doing things wrong
>they start fighting
>webcam and mic turn off
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>>160031904
where does this happen?
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what are you even talking about here
is this thread even justified?
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>>160031904
sounds familiar
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>>160032006
Not gonna link him because he doesn't need to deal with the autism of this fucking shithole.
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>>160027315
A GDQ from 2 years ago I believe.
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>>160027961
He got told at least.
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how do I speedrun away from this apartment?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp8RqY6B_M0
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NEW NARCISMO DRAMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp8RqY6B_M0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdMvDhWlbgE
NEW NARCISMO DRAMA
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>>160036807
Is destiny transitioning?
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>there wont be any gdq in 2017 because trump will exterminate all the trannies
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This place talks about transitioning more than fucking /lgbt/.
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>>160037665
and you wouldnt want it to ever be different
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>>160037665
/srg/ has a fetish for lynching transgender people.
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>>160037665
you can thank shexmale for forcing his disgusting fetish here for so long
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>>160036896
THIS IS THE BIG ONE
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Based destiny
The comments in cosmos vid tho, just fucking cancer, do the world and your family a favour and off yourself
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>>160038453
>something more productive than random streaming bullshit
But that's literally the only source of income he has had in his life. Is Cosmo dumb enough to think that his only mental illness is anxiety? He threatened to kill himself merely months ago.
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are there any good runs at smash the record
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>>160039352
a BONNET on the HEAD of EVERY delightfully sexy TWINK
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New PB
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>>160040205
grats
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>>160040205
This nerd actually speedruns games lmao
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>>160036896
the second video doesn't even address the concerns destiny has about cosmo's mental illness. it's not about cosmo being transgender, it's about him acting literally insane
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>>160039563
who are some sexy twinks in the speedrunning community?
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>>160041425
>cosmo actually paying attention and not being a complete reactionary
lol
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>>160041564
croni
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>>160041425
>I bought the pill from a clinic after signing a piece of paper and I'm glad I've never talked to a therapist, that's totally different from ordering online.
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>>160041425
fwiw this video is surprisingly lucid, not at all his usual brand of crazy
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SPEEDRUNNING WAS A MISTAKE!
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i'm just pretending to be literally insane guys
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Imagine being cosmo's father.

How embarrassing.

....your son....

is 6th on the leaderboards
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ay
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>>160047498
thanks
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today i realized i am way ahead of everyone`
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>>160049994
no thanks
shut it down
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>>160050164
>still perpetuating this meme
just fucking stop already
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>>160052690
are these males or females? am i a bigot for even asking?
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quick shoutout to all my twinkle daddies
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stop nuthugging
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>>160053454
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the trans passing stigma
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>>160053454
>>160053693
>>160053883
Speedrunning?
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>>160058820
just let it die
don't poke the corpse with shit like this
the dog pleads for peace already
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>FrankieFrameSkip is streaming again
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>>160059315
who is this
wtf am i looking at
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>>160059315
>FrankieFrameSkip
>121 "viewers", 26 chatters
has there ever been more definitive proof of viewbotting lmao
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>>160059689
how expensive is it to viewbot?
asking for a friend
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>>160060096
pretty cheap if you only want to get yourself above other speedrunners. you only need 100-500 viewers for that.
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>>160060460
what's the general threshold for quality options these days? I'm sure it changes by time of day
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>>160061062
30-50+ viewers seems about normal for US primetime
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>>160061329
now that's just completely incorrect.
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>>160053454
>>160053693
>>160053883
cosmo has the most impressive transition timeline of all
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>>160061607
okay, well im a nobody in that range and i get quality options allmost every time
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>>160059315
interesting name drop tbqh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9bBmfpXDog
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>>160063882
who gives a shit
stop posting
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So ah, srg is just trap general?
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Kollin7
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>>160064856
/srg/ is now Sons of Butcher General
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>>160065690
is FAT
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>>160065690
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>>160070585
practicing my three day brine turkey run before the marathon in a couple weeks
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>>160071108
i hope you aint faking the stuffing my nigga
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>>160071164
thinking of doing a no backbone, smoked route
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>>160070746
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
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>>160071252
you gonna butterfly it? makes all the difference
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>>160070746
Why do we live in a world where it's okay to do this to an 8 year old boy? You just changed his entire fucking life based on what? That he likes playing with dolls? That he likes the color pink? I played Barbies with my little sister, doesn't mean I wanted to be a fucking female.
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>>160072629
Go away Pence, you'll never have as much meme potential as Biden.
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>>160072629
based mike "turning fruits into vegetables" pence
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>>160072740
nice try cosmo
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>complains about wrist pain
>streams any% world record attempts all night
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>>160076502
>shitpost
>bothering dog
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>>160072772
mike "better to shoot your kid with guns then watch them turn trans after doing speedruns" pence
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>>160079121
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>>160080530
was that 5th swing intentional?
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>>160080882
You mean the fourth swing? The first thing he does is a stab not a swing, you troglodyte.
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>>160081185
a "stab' is technically a swing still
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>>160081229
it's a thrust
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>>160081185
>>160081295
i see you've been studying the blade
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you're all fucking wrong
learn the meme right
get out and let the dog go
fucking newshits i swear
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>>160081295
a "thrust" and "stab" are still TECHNICALLY a swing. it a swing along the X-axis
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>>160081185
You fucking retard, he does five swings + a thrust. The fourth swing is hidden in a back-swing of some sort at the six-second mark before he does the final swing..
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>>160081804
by definition, he technically is doing 6 swings then, and the 5th swing is the hidden back-swing
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>>160081804
>five swings + a thrust
He only moves his blade a total of five times, you dumb anime.
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>>160081879
move != swing

Kill yourself.
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The girls should fuck a real speedrunner, like me
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>>160081447
meows on the left
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>>160082518
more like malos
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Just what the fuck happened to this general? I miss the 2013 threads, if you have some secret place where you discuss anything interesting for once please hit me up
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>>160081976
moving your sword is TECHNICALLY a swing
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>>160083968
Shut the fuck up, no one here speedruns
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>>160065691
My Hamilton nigga.
Fuck the shit.
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>usually scroll past the faggotry in the catalog and go straight to agdg because at least those idiots do something productive once in a blue moon
>decide to stop in this thread

so speedrunning is basically just NASCAR millennials and trannies?
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>>160083968
cosmo
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man i'm writing a lot of pastebins lately
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marxistxmonkey
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grindxbird
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squidxposed
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birdxlaugh
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bansheexscreech
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neetxchav
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>>160091496
>>160091571
>>160091663
>>160091698
>>160091742
>>160091931
what is this garbage fucking meme i see every thread?
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>>160092785
Oh shit guys, looks like the squid squad is here. Everyone stay cool!
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>I get the impression that he feels like he's "above" the community. I got a similar vibe from rwhitegoose when he was still streaming/speedrunning.
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>>160085334
Not from Ontario, I'm from Quebec
>tfw Season 3 never ever because Teletoon a shit
At least they haven't stopped making music.
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>>160093263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh3QY9HpZV8
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>TMR speedrunning
BORING! Go back to Let's Playing NES games, please.
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i have autism :-)
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>>160095772
I discovered I'm trans-autistic yesterday
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>>160095856
what is that mean? :-)
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>>160095889
I'm not sure desu
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>>160095936
ok :-)
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>>160095889
like most serg anons and speedrunners, it means that they self-identify as autistic despite having no idea what autism is and it being demonstrably false that they actually have autism
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>>160096057
ok :-)
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what the fuck happened to you people
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>>160096990
>you people
what do you mean "you people"? :O
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>de hair
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>de teeth
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someone post de plug PLEASE
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>>160098109
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>>160036896
jfc this faggot tranny can't even look straight into the camera, he's so ashamed of himself it's retarded.
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Will polygon and kotaku blame the speedrunning community when cosmo inevitably kills himself ?
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>>160102617
>cosmo
>him
I blame you for being part of the problem.
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>>160036896
I seriously hate destiny. He is a fucking loser psuedointellectual who thinks reading a few wikipedia articles makes him intelligent.
That being said, cosmo is a complete nutter who will probably kill xerself in the coming future and I think he needs to get help but it might already be too late.
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Highspirits is SO fat

God damn
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>>160105729
I think so too but at least he was right to lump pedos gays and trannies together.
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SJ @Shadow_Jacky 19m19 minutes ago
Damn @KirbyMastah missed you at yet another event

oh darn *snaps*
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>>160029373
both is a brain defect and therefore of biological nature

prove me wrong
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NAMEDROP ME
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>>160109965
not again croni, fuck off
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>>160109965
She/Her
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>>160109965
(You)
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>>160109965
ME
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>>160102658
get the fuck out tranny enabler
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>>160109965
fucker
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Why did being transgender become a huge meme? Next we're going to need furry compatible bathrooms for those animal fuckers.
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>>160112053
Being a disgusting tranny sissyboy has always and will ALWAYS be a meme.
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>>160112053
Internet hugboxes were a mistake
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>>160013794
what happened to speedrunning

I mean, is there like an actual speedrunning related post in this general right now
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>>160112741
Speedrunning is happening just as it always is. On speedrunners channels.
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>>160112741
This general should be nuked or assimilated into a twitch general because these threads have only been about large names that use to speedrun taking a shit or something. It's all gossip and its a fucking embarrassment. Speedrunning is dead.
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>>160112741
Just like speedrunning itself this thread is no longer about playing games fast and instead about trannys
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>>160112887
no I follow like 20+ speedrunners on twitch and none of them speedrun anymore like they did regularly 2 years ago
what happened
>>160112965
ah I agree
>>160113012
too bad
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>>160113064
You're following the wrong people.
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>>160113347
nuh uh the ones I follow are the ones who were at the top of speedrunnerslive 2-3 years ago
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Has Werster been outed for beating his girlfriend yet? Would love to see Mike rescue another damsel in distress.
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>>160113409
That is the epitome of wrong.
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>>160113462
delet this
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a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
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Has Exarion been outed for beating Werster yet? Would love to see another washed-up oldboi get exposed.
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do you ever feel like it would be easier to enjoy the company of friends and show support for others rather than always posting mean things about people?
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Has Trihex been outed for being a cuckold yet? Would love to see pics of his girlfriend getting gang fucked by his silverback nigger roomates
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I'm confused, do I have to go to /lgbt/ to see people actually discuss speedrunning?
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>>160114224
thanks for smashing the record
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>>160040205
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unded doggy
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>>160111564
close enough!
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>>160112053
Liberals are so weak and suggestible that all you have to do is say it's possible to be a tranny and some of them will eventually decide to interpret their sexual frustration that way
You could literally make up any shit and as long as enough people on the Internet act like it's a real phenomenon then a bunch of losers will go along with it
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I doubt that Slayer still comes to this general, but I believe that our boy hc headcrab is still here.
Headcrab, out of the bottom of my heart and the fear due to my social anxiety, would you possibly contact slayer and ask him to stream some casual MHF2/MHFU (or speedruns if he ever gets a new psp/emu gets fixed) sometime within the next ~3 months? It, and its nostalgia, would be absolutely perfect for the comfy months that are about to come
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>>160128634
Don't post this gay shit near me or my son ever again.
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>>160126295
#cutforbeiber
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reminder
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>>160112053
Because people are realizing it's medically possible and socially acceptable to transition to the opposite gender. There are unfortunate people like Cosmo with pre-existing mental illnesses who don't have gender dysphoria that believe ~becoming a girl~ will solve all their problems in life.
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>>160131423
>medically possible
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>>160131423
>you can medically transition to the the opposite gender
No, you can't. A man with boobs and mutilated genitals is at an in-between freak but not a woman.
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>>160131423
I thought gender was an arbitrary social construct, how can one medically attain it?
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>>160131171
>saboom is too difficult to beat
>ion still hasn't reclaimed wr in ae2 yet
Is saboom a true "god gamer"?
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>>160131795
>>160131846
What I meant is a lot of people don't know hormone replacement is possible.

>>160131993
You're confusing biological gender with gender roles. They are separate things.
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>>160133298
>gender rolls
someone post it
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>>160133409
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what will miles look like as a woman
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>>160135173
A middle aged, fat man trying to pass as a woman, but failing. Nightmare material.
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>>160128634
He streamed for 12 hours yesterday why didn't you ask him then?
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Miles has added 'Female' into his Twitter bio. Why is there? It wasn't 'Male' before?
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>>160135173
Have you ever seen Silence of the Lambs?
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so did trihex even run at str?
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>>160135863
He overslept and his run got cancelled.
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>>160136457
damn... must be that romhack stigma...
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the gourd grandma stickman
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imagine playing metroid so much that you become samus aran in irl
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>>160135415
Huh... Really gets the ol' noodle cooking...
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"I have never gave streaming an honest shot"
DSS is not a sell out, I repeat, not a sell out
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>>160144126
lying ni**er
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>>160144220
No? hahaha honestly dude
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emulator is bad, don't use it. original hardware ONLY!

*replaces entire nes PPU chip with a new one made by some australian*
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>>160144626
*plugs in third party memory card because it saves faster*
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>>160144626
*gets obscure expensive chinese n64 to cheat loading times*
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>>160145694
uhm, this was OFFICIALLY LICENSED by the OFFICIAL RIGHTS HOLDER, so that's completely okay!!
*bans left+right despite an official controller supporting it*
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>>160145856
nice our boi is there he posted his splitterinos
>>
*searches ebay for mint condition CDs to reduce loads*
*researches, tests and buys several console models to reduce loads*
*switches console model mid-run to reduce loads*
*researches, tests and buys several memory cards to reduce loads*
What you want to remove loads from the timing? That's so impractical and against the spirit of speedrunning.
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*posts irrelevant sonic video*
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*buys SSD*
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*posts on srg when there are no marathons live*
haha just kidding no one does that
>>
dss just finished streaming. thoughts?
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>>160148392
enough with the monkey posting
>>
Trihex slept through his run at STR? Maybe he should have made a 90-slide PowerPoint about it and then be would have followed through
>>
I miss classic 1997 /srg/
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>>160149348
I wasn't alive in 1997 though....
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>>160149873
Headcrab this shit's getting ridiculous.
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>>160147006
>ocz trion
you could probably shave off a couple more seconds with an 850 evo
>>
who's streaming a fun game

and why did chibi block me lads
>>
is dss gonna be a full time stream?
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>>160153238
Fuck off with the monkey posting
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>>160153485
Sorry but no, it belongs in this general
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ilias is talking about gta cheating again
>>
who
>>
i am so incredibly gay
>>
how
>>
Croni here AMA
>>
new?
>>
Do you actually believe you are a woman?
>>
CABS A HERE
>>
wix1 wix2
wix3 wix4
>>
soylent1 soylent2
soylent3 soylent4
>>
ayo I dun realiz Im a nigga n shiet last month. so you be callin me tyrone knowwhatimsayin.
>>
beanie's naked armpits get me hard faster than anything else on this earth
>>
who are we watching lads?
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>>160157731
headcrab...
stop holding out on us... share the wealth...
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>>160157863
she said if i share the pics with anybody else that she'll cut me off completely
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>>160157939
come on headcrab she won't really she's just saying that because she hates us and doesn't want us thinking otherwise
when was the last time she streamed? just think about that
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>>160158098
she's not afraid to do it, she already cut duke off
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>>160158280
cut him off from the family will? LMAOOOOO
>>
>>160158526
squid...
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>>160157838
our boy clint and chibi
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>>160158361
:o
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why are the so many speedrun trannies?
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>>160158774
the more important question is how the h*ck do i get one to hmu
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>>160135348
>social anxiety
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when's the next srg awards show?
>>
>>160160563
right now
>>
is dss our guy?
is chibi ever going to do something cringey ever again?
Did he really cheat in TTYD?
Trihex poo poo pee pee chimp out XDDD swagmaster tri1 tri2 tri3 tri4 tricucka tricuckb XDDD im so epicccc
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>>160161274
who the fuck is dss
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>>160162573
Our guy you fucktard bitch the only mhc member who isnt a gay slut
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>>160161274
No
He's on right now
Yes
lol
>>
>>160161274
>>160162573
>>160162607
no monkeyposting please
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someone post the suck an egg picture
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>>160163868
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>>160164641
thank you so much
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>>160162573
He's one of us
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>>160133298
cosmo get out
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>>160159496
tell alan you voted trump, free boi pussy
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who is the most passing speedtranny
>>
>>160170660
Cronikeys
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>>160170754
only
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>>160161274
who is 'he' and what cheating in ttyd is this about
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>>160170660
Miles is the closest to a speedrunner so he might get a pass.
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>>160174349
Running over rated Metroid Prime games that use IGT to the MINUTE does not pass as speedrunning.
>>
Post cute pics of Miles
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>>160052690
Why did you delete the file?
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>>160144126
Because he sucks at it
>>
>>>/v/357658124
bonesaw apologists
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>>160177458
/v/ is reddit 2.0, why are you surprised?
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>>160177886
hey reddit hows it going
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>>160177886
nice one reddit
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so is smash the record going to be the organization that finally challenges gdqs? they are going to be doing 2 a year now. they already treat the runners better.
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https://twitter.com/MilesSMB/status/797273048823070720

what did he mean by this?
>>
>>160182139
lol wtf
>>
>>160182139
is miles the first openly cyber trans person?
>>
live in 5 with some hotline ng+ all levels don't miss it!

twitch.duke_bilgewater
>>
our guy is live
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>>160030714
I would really prefer if he'd be quiet... But yes he is correct
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are there any images of Miles?
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anyone running this game? https://www.patreon.com/bonfire
i think i have world record
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>>160183998
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>>160183998
>>160030119
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I was going to do some sm64 runs today.
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but then I got high.
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>>160184163
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that crippled retard is out of control, matty, take care of it -mike
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Imagine using Miles The Man's transition as an oppurtunity to post furry Sonic porn.
>>
>>160187679
The audience interacting with the camera is unacceptable, they are shifting the focus away from the adverts on stream and the donation announcer.
>>
Who we watchin?
>>
Haven't been here in 2 years
What happened to adam_ak?
>>
>>160188789
Umm HER name is adamina_ak now, please show respect
>>
>go on google.com
>Supporting the transgender community
>>
>>160182139
He's embarrassed being referred to with female pronouns when he still looks male. Online nobody is focusing on his face.
>>
>>160190758
>he
bigot
>>
hey guys, started casually trying to speedrun last week. the game i picked (CTR) doesn't really have any glitches and is all about going fast. should i pick up something with more glitches (eg. sms, oot, spyro, etc)?
using emulators rn until i get serious about something

btw what's the proper emu setup for ctr? i have a kinda high-end pc but i still get lag spikes at certain points. using epsxe 1.9.25 because i saw that someone on the leaderboard used it

thanks
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>>160191383
You can't speedrun on emu
>>
>>160191383
>CTR
GTFO hillshill
the election is over, you lost, deal with it
>>
>>160191383
Don't play sprash the communities are awful.
Choose something you really like, that's what's most important.
Usually ePSXe or BizHawk is used for ps1 emu, but you'd have to see for the individual community.
The number 2 emulator speedrun for CTR uses ePSXe http://www.speedrun.com/run/emkw343m


But just remember you can't speedrun RPGs.
>>
who are you guys watching
and im not talking about tranny cams
>>
>>160192304
i'm watching sausage party

it's alright
>>
>>160191383
spyro 2&3 glitches are rad but like what >>160192108 said, the community is full of attention needing crybabies, le edgy /b/tards, and elitist faggots

get more specific with what console you're into, favorite games, what do you like about the CTR run etc. for better recommendations
>>
>>160192108
>you can't speedrun RPGs.
why are mario rpg and skyrim the exception to this? don't they show them at gdqs often?

>>160192436
which games have a good community? jw
consoles: i play on my pc the most, but i find using a controller more relaxing. i have a wiiu and 3ds
favorite games: loztp/oot, sms, ripto's rage, sasrt, undertale, borderlands 2, animal crossing, pokemon. i like dkr and ctr because nostalgia
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You can't speedrun indie games.
You can't speedrun party games.
You can't speedrun fan games.
You can't speedrun sports games.
You can't speedrun fighting games.
You can't speedrun racing games.
You can't speedrun mobile games.
You can't speedrun turn-based role-playing games.
You can't speedrun sandbox games.
You can't speedrun real-time strategy games.

You can speedrun first-person shooters.
You can speedrun platforming games.
You can speedrun action role-playing games.
You can speedrun action-adventure games.
You can speedrun Christian games.
>>
The God Gamer Stigma
>>
The Gold Grommr Stucco
>>
The Trans Speedrunning Community
>>
>tune into protomagicgirl
>first thing he says is 'i wanna get hugged, someone hug me!'
>>
>>160192108
>>160192436
What's the scoop of the sprash community faggotry? I never watch those runs but from what I can tell they are all furries.
>>
>>160195134
The Gay Communtiy
>>
>>160194474
>gdqs
>speedruns
>>
The Grind Monkey Stigma
>>
>>160195262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vs6B_scH3I
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>had 30 sec lead throughout majority of run due to a good ep. 1 and managing to stay consistent
>lose it all in the last few levels
>
man i just lveo speedrunning
>>
>>160195262
They're all fucked in the head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCmT9A6Gjww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH_DvWPfozY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ajp4i1dlwQ
>>
>>160195268
THE GAY COMMUNITY???
>>
>>160195631
yes, because when i think of what i want to do for the next 30 minutes, its definitely listening to "ya boi" retro, cyberdemon, and peterafro. what a collection of outstanding videos youve shared, anon
>>
>>160195806
you proved my point
>>
>>160195631
I miss SpeedDrama. When will it come back? :(
>>
>>160195482
keep it up!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>160195482
grind monkey with no consistency lol
>>
hi my name is miles and i have mental illnesses.

i'm a fat-fat fatty, and a complete slob, but i'm going to be a girl now. please pronoun me female online, but male IRL. thanks!
>>
I had a dream where I was a dog and it was nice. So I realized that must mean I actually am a dog born in the wrong body! So please call me by my new name Bailey from now on and ignore the fact that I will continue to engage in human hobbies, because species roles are a social construct.
>>
>Girl plays Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
>>
https://twitter.com/MilesSMB/status/798263041448099840
what did xe mean by this?
>>
>>160198376
Do I call you Bailey in real life too or just on the internet?
>>
>>160199230
Only if I have my collar on.
>>
>>160199167
literal fucking who?
>>
>>160199167
Why do these people instantly become no fun allowed when they come out as trans? It's almost like they get brainwashed.
>>
>>160199495
>not knowing our girl(male)
>>
my mind wanders...
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What did they mean by this?
>>
You discuss me

You disgust me

You discuss me

You disgust me

You discuss me

You disgust me

YOU disgust ME
>>
A BULLET in the FUCKING HEAD of every
>>
What does Kirbymastah think of the recent development?
>>
>>160200242
oh wow! i_o_l still trying to become relevant. is this what happens when you get so thoroughly btfo in your speedgame? you just retreat into the darkness to become an even bigger piece of shit?
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What's your Twitter name, so I can add it to the picture?
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I wish that I could turn back time.
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im a girl lol
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*speedruns the same video games for thousands upon thousands of time as the primary thing in my life*

hey guys i'm a girl now xd
>>
>>160201553
>90% of my tweets are sarcastic
hmmmmm
>>
>>160200459
except croni
>>
>>160202207
especially croni
>>
guys how do i get headtwink bf
>>
>>160203097
stream xpiratez
>>
My primary goal is peace.
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>>160203097
give him pics of your naked armpits
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>>160196083
but is difficult

>>160196167
LOL :)))
mfw its true
>>
an unoptimized wr with lots of mistakes by a pathetic grind monkey

he drops the game when he gets wr and only comes back when he gets btfo then takes another 100+ hours to get the time back
>>
>>160206292
who?
>>
>>160205190
>running on easy
lol?
>>
i_own_lolis
>>
>>160014160
>Who is Hazel?

https://twitter.com/Hazelunderscore

>My hands hurt
>>
so does narcissa take dick up the ass or does she just dress like a girl?
>>
>>160207467
de plug.jpg
>>
>>160207371
OFFICIAL LIST OF SPEEDRUNNING TRANNY NUTTERS
Cronikeys
soe
Krystal
Narci
dancingscarecow
yadra121
EnchantressofNumbers
Nickynoel
CrystalBeauty
EeveeSpirit
Kartseven
AzuraSarah
JackieDaggers
Emily Brooks
Withelde
Protomagicalgirl
tegangibby
Sagev3
Mewyabby
MissFantastic
superaliceinwonderland
transFaerie
runnee22
orcastraw
MilesSMB
Hazel_

Add to this, if someone is missing!
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>>160207859
I'd rather someone remove from this list.
>>
>>160207859
liquidxsquid
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>>160207859
fw didn't make the list
>>
>>160207859
One day i will be on that list as well :3
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>>160208253
meows...
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>>160208253
transxsex...
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>>160208253
You could be on it today, all you have to do is put on kneesocks and tell us to use female pronouns when referring to you
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what did xe mean by this?
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>>160209992
^
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>>160209992
>come out as trans
>instant hugbox
>>
>>160207859
>Krystal
Wait, wasn't Krystal that alttp god?
>>
>>160209992
he's unable to deal with being a beta loser who speedruns so he's decided to pretend to be a girl so that he can be the object of his imagination
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>>160201738
Based Miles about to reveal this was all an act and BTFO the other tranny nutters.
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>>160210334
It's ok to deadgender as long as you're part of the tranny clique!!
>>
>>160210556
The only good gender is a deadgender.
>>
What's with nintendo games and cultural marxism? It's almost like playing nintendo shit is a requirement for becoming a tranny.
>>
>>160210662
refusal to grow up and face the reality that you're a man
>>
>>160207859
Littlenino
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>>160208253
kill self
>>
>>160061615
nigga looks like Briana wu
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>>160210334
>2016
>no ffz
>>
>no posts on dss even though he was doing a speedrun stream earlier
shit general, let it die
>>
>>160214251
enough with the fucking monkey posting, it is not funny
>>
>>160214010
>installing bloated data mining le so randum emoteware xD
>>
>>160214360
i just produced a fedora out of my mouth after reading this edgy post
>>
>>160214464
>get exposed for being an underage stream monster
"i-i-i know i'll call him edgy. That'll show him"
>>
i love my girlfriend
>>
>>160207859
Kollin7 just started hrt
>>
>>160215135
LITERALLY who?
>>
fw squid is streaming billy :)
>>
Who's your favorite stream monster?
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>>160214789
that'sd a different person you dipshit
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>>160217436
>going so far as to post edited screenshots in a failed attempt to hide exposure
Stay exposed kid.
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>>160217639
I thought only trannies were the retarded ones
>>
>>
when will this reddit 'expose' meme die
>>
>>160218232
>waa waa I've been exposed!
you've been exposed.
>>
>>160218330
yeah, reddit fags out
>>
>>160218232
When you go back to that place.
>>
>>160217639
hey reddit hows it going
>>
>>160218232
*bird laughs*
>>
>>160220470
>de birdposter
>>
>>160209992
He means that he doesn't understand the importance of bullying.
>>
how much attention do you think an ftm trans runner would get?
>>
>>160221102
forgot to say im asking for a friend.
>>
>>160221102
You're already male, Shunpuk.
>>
>zelda botw delayed until summer

is our girl narcissa gonna hold out that long??
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>>160221748
not unless people donate to her so she can buy new clothes and furniture
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>>160221908
what the fuck is this
>>
>>160221102
There's no such thing. Females don't speedrun except at a casual level or as streaming content, but never for the purpose of speedrunning.
>>
the cure for tranny freaks is 22ccs of lead injected directly into the brain
>>
OUR BOI RETRO
>>
>>160221102
>ftm
no one cares about those
>>
death to ALL grind monkeys
>>
>>160225380
- a stream monster
>>
>>160225380
word word WORD
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>>160225769
>>>/b/
>>
>>160225769
>de monkeyposter
>>
if someone could throw a namedrop my way that would be grand thank you!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg
>>
>>160205190
why are finns such bigg shitposters
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c
>>
kpop are the best speedjams!
>>
>>160227640
90s pop is the best speedjams*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
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>>160227841
>de monkeyposter
>>
>>160228036
dont be racist trump said thats mean
>>
>>160228036
epic
simply bananas
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>2/3 of this couch is now "female"
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>>160228321
The pressure is on for that last guy
>>
>>160228321
We can do better than that!
>>
>>160228321
just get "him" to run monkey ball so The Monkey Ball Effect can do its thing again.
>>
>>160228470
>everyone who ran monkey ball is a giant faggot
holy shit...
anon you just uncovered something big
>>
>>160228321
Who is the last guy? He's next.
>>
>>160228470
wait is geoff a grill now?
>>
>>160228551
everyone who is a pathetic grind monkey is a giant faggot too

you must be onto something
>>
>>160228632
are you okay
>>
>>160228551
ion based doe
>>
>>160228762
>btfo and butthurt forever
>based
>>
>>160228762
Based on what?
>>
Can someone just answer me here since I don't want to sound rude. When the heck did carlsagan42 blow up and get so popular? he use to be trihex's lapdog and it's really nice to see him out of his shadow and just flat out ahead.
>>
>>160229664
mario maker
>>
>>160229664
When the mario maker effect kicked in.
He had a bit of a reputation already as the informative nu-male who occasionally streamed yi, but the game's popularity and the fact that he started streaming more frequently got him a tremendous boost in popularity.
>>
>>160229895
>>160229948
So when's he gonna try to give all his viewers to trihex?
>>
>>160229895
>>160229948
I guess that makes sense. People find pain funny and Mario Maker is painful. I remember laughing my ass off at people smacking themselves in the nuts with a skateboard

>>160230072
imo trihex is not a good streamer at all. The only thing he has going for him is "Hey guys look! my skin color is black and I can sometimes say black things". That dude tried speedrunning his own romhack and even submitted it to GDQ.
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I don't normally come here, but when the fuck did Miles become a fucking tranny?

Are you fucking joking me? Is this the new pseudo depression meme? Instead of wanting attention by suicide you convert your gender?
>>
>>160231363
People don't become transgender because of GID anymore. They do it because it's a fad, gets them attention, and provides them with a hugbox.
>>
>>160231363
Tons of people had fun pretending to be girls online in chatrooms and games. They enjoyed the positive attention they got while never having to show themselves. With the trans meme you're a girl no matter how hideous you look and you get a hugbox too. I make a better woman than have of these fuckers and you don't see me doing it lmao

and why the fuck are trans people almost always men becoming women? You can't just switch genders because you failed a man.
>>
>>160207859
>Cronikeys
Isn't shclee totally red pilled?
>>
>>160231363
Attention and a free hugbox.
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>>160207859
add me to the list
>>
is miles the new chris chan?
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>>160207859
you're missing one
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>>160232527
He is not tranny anymore.
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>>160232527
Detransitioned.
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>>160232527
micky realized that being a cute boy is way better than being a crazy tranny
>>
>>160207859
where's cyberdemon
>>
>>160232527
who the fuck was this anyways
i cant remember his name for the life of me
>>
>>160233706
micky aka missy
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>>160233706
Missy
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>>160232527
>>160233784
I'd put my dick in the mick, if you catch my meaning.
>>
>>160234262
elaborate please
>>
>>160228321
your move Naegleria
>>
>>160234368
If the scenario conceded itself, I'd very much find solace in receiving the pleasure of plunging my phallic hot rod deeply and sensuously, with great virility, between those erotic sponge buns upon eventually ordain my throbbing bob nob to gracefully saunter within the tightly aligned and comfortingly unfurled boy-pudenda to which I have no fully plunged my sword into his Chinese dragon.
>>
sorry /srg/ been away for a bit.

Miles is now a tranny? WTH is going on with this meme?
>>
>>160231363
yes
except ~self diagnosed~ add depression schizophrenia social anxiety etc are all just normal with them
>>
>>160235549
He's only pretending to expose the dangers of cultural marxism, but don't tell anyone yet or it'd spoil the fun, when he reveals it.
>>
>>160231478
>>160231981
>>160232160
>>160236101
ok but is there a reason why Miles became a tranny?
>>
>Everyone calling Clint a grind monkey
>Implying Clint seriously tries playing the game
>Plays at a level good enough to keep thousands of viewers
>Gets hundreds in donations
>Constantly gets nudes from hot viewers on snapchat

Literally living the streaming life, he's a chad normie in your sport reaping all the benefits while not caring about it.
>>
>>160237794
who?
>>
>>160237794
i haven't seen somebody this high above it all since grindxmonkey
>>
snowfats is my secret husbando
>>
snowfats needs to stream xpiratez
>>
>>160238596
word
>>
fw snowfats will never teach you about electronics
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>>160112741

Speedrunning is a meme.
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fw snowfats will never teach you about the pleasures of prostate massages
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dark spine
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>>160242762
No matter how matter how times I see this I still can't fathom what this boyo was thinking.
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I have a prime sub to give, from the 30-day trial shit, but I can't think of anyone to give it to off the top of my head. What do you fagglos think?
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>>160243017
milessmb
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>>160243068
hue
aside from mila/ossmb
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>>160243017
wixMini
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>>160243017
slayerofbabies
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the first step we can take towards MSGA is the rounding up and extermination of all grind monkeys
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>>160243673
What is the minimum amount of tries considered as not grind monkeying?
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>>160243673
excuse me, you seem to be lost, you're clearly looking for the grind monkey general, this is twitch tranny general

no worries though! i've got your back!
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>>160243673
by "rounding up and extermination" i actually mean the systematic exposure of WRs gained through grindmonkeying

we can start with squid's ape escape 2 record
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>>160243814
if you don't get a 7 and 2 minute time save on wr like our boi just did you are a grindmonkey
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>boi
Bigots out. Speedrunning was never great!
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youtube.com/watch?v=iXcRdVoS3q8
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Hi, i have been a furry for quite a while, and I am looking for my soulmate to yiff and clop with me. if you are a cybergoth juggalo with emo tendencies who occasionally enjoys roleplaying as a sea slug and/or seahorse, please reply with your twitter ot e-mail. *notices your slime trail*
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>>160249441
*slides close to you*

*inflates mucus membrane to hide my nervousness*

h-h-hi
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>>160244121
we'll set ion on that one, im sure after he uses the new time save of weapon on a boss he'll destroy squids time. i predict we'll see this when he streams ape 2 for gdq practice!
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>>160250675
word, looking forward to this
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>gets unbanned
>starts thinking about squid
>start sweating and shaking
>start stacking up le monkey posts and general bullshit
>slamming down the keys with rage harder with each letter
>actually screaming to himself while waiting for the post cooldown
>post deleted
>banned again

Step aside, Sam
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Let's be fucking real, shoutouts to Barry for being the visionary OG scene tranny
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ8KdePAxXE
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>>160221908
not a tranny just a trap, hes not mentally ill luckily, only just a faggpt
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>>160251885
This is just like painting nails, how was I so blind!
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>>160228321
Funny enough Naeg is the one that looks the most like a girl in that pic
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>>160252961
a really ugly girl
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BAsed JOden with the WR tie.
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>>160253774
Who?
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https://twitter.com/Bounceyboyy/status/798430098546393088

what did he mean by this?
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>>160253848
He has the right mindset. Standard console or nothing. What's the point in putting time in for a god run if it will be obsoleted by magical free time save on an emulated version? It isn't even the real game.
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>>160253848
>former sunshine goat
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>>160253848
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is VC Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Make Another Category Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
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>>160253848
>>160254021
>4th place
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Why did Cosmo claim Any% was done? Surely him of all people would have known that new stuff will always be found?
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grind monkey: skater
truly skilled: jodenstone
game: oot
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>>160253848
is 45 seconds a rough estimate? why not just take a standard version and convert the final time for leaderboards instead of going through the fiasco of making sure everybody plays on n64 only?
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>>160255182
I don't fucking know, cause people are too retarded to do that? this is just some hot twitter drama that was posted in the sm64 discord, I'm not sticking my neck in this
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>>160255182
they're talking about pokemon snap who gives a shit lol
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>>160254391
Adrenaline makes you say some stupid shit. Watch UFC sometime.
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>>160255182
yes it's a rough estimate. you can account for loading times if they're consistent, but lag is variable. lag also makes the strats different, like with sm64, so they're not really the same speedgame.
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>>160256769
in other words, an accurate conversion isn't possible.
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>>160255789
literally this why does anyone in their right fucking mind speedrun pokemon snap please find a better game holy shit
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Oh I really like this game.
*plays on an emulated version that's faster because of inaccuracies*
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Virtual Console is not comparable to the original release, it belongs on a separate leaderboard.
*doesn't separate English and Japanese versions*
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You guys remember hyassin? lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1yhiHrk3e8
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"Professional" streamers literally employ the same methods to "earn" money as camgirls over on chaturbate or myfreecams etc.

There is no dignity in speedrunning anymore ever since money got involved. At least those camgirls might find a sugar daddy who never tires of a qt who can fit her fist in her ass, but what's the longevity in streaming vidya?
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>>160259945
shut the FUCK up anime
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>>160260625
shut the FUCK up anti-anime
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>>160259038
>*doesn't separate English and Japanese versions*
there's no reason to separate English and Japanese versions if they have negligible time differences like in SM64.

120 star is 2 seconds faster on JP and 70 star is 1 second faster on US. VC is multiple minutes faster. You cannot compare these two scenarios.
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http://www.speedrun.com/Toxic_Crusaders
>(empty)
>(empty)
>(empty)

lol?
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>>160259945
haha anime pictures lol
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>>160261258
game sucks lad
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>>160260923
also neither JP version and the US carts are emulated.
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People arguing that region differences should be seperate if real and fake (emu) are seperate are beyond retarded.
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listen, it's OK to be autistic, it's NOT ok to be tranny.

let's make speedrunning great again
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>>160266045
- stream monster who doesnt speedrun
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>>160266994
hey i do speedrun, you watch your mouth!
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>tfw no one namedrops people anymore except hc
>have to suck hc's dick now if you wanna get your name dropped around here
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IT'S OVER
ANY% IS DEAD
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>tfw do nothing put speedrun and set records
>name is dropped continuously in the thread without fail
>i even have jealous haters
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>>160260923
Pokemon snap has a 20 second difference between English and jap yet its still one leaderboard
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>>160269540
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I only have a bad time because I haven't tried as hard as the guy who beat me lol
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I am now the 290th best person in the world at Super Mario World (11 exit category). What have you done with your life today?
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>>160274434
Taking my HRT and trying to get some Quake single segment runs going.
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>>160274434
I did better than that on my first playthrough
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who is the hottest speedgirl?
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>>160275287
croni
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We bet on the right horse
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Buisness idea:Ban stream monsters and people that 'speedrun' RPGs from these threads
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>return to /srg/ after 2 year haitus
>everyone sperging out like chimps

i thought the speedrunners being autistic thing was only a meme you all pushed, but i guess it's true
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>>160013794
Did Narcissa commit suicide after Trump won? Also why is Zfg so fat/ does his blubber help insulate him from the heat so he can execute his urns better?
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>>160275951
blame ion's crusade for that
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>>160275745
does cyberdemon actually know what erping is?
what does he think this general could have logically evolved to anyway? nobody will admit what game they even run
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>>160277498
i run super mario world. your turn
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>>160277898
i have done many halfassed speedruns of mega man x4-6

im glad we could break this barrier
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>>160275287
Miles
Crony is neither a speed runner nor a women
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>>160280819
you did that already anon
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>>160280864
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>>160280819
why do people keep posting this
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>>160281162
hilarious.
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>>160281286
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>>160281093
Because she's ugly as fuck and it's le funny to ironically think she's remotely attractive
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>>160282552
reddit tier humour
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>>160282552
what is this "every girl is ugly" meme. kazooiegirl is not a supermodel, but ur just trying to be epic if you claim she's ugly. its not funny
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>>160277498
We used to before this general turned into garbage
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I WANT TO ______ M1
(fill in the blank)
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>>160275745
based
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imagine being so fucked that that actual idiot cyberdemon exposes you for how shit you really are. i cant believe how shit serg has become
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>>160283780
imprison
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>>160283780
kidnap a child like
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Can't wait till our boi Pence gets the tranny out of trannykeys with some good ol' zappers
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>>160284151
It's not like we can remove the shitters. Let's start to post speedrunning related stuff
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>>160284297
Nice meme colin
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>>160284403
Croni lives in Indiana and has spoken to pence
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>>160283780
fuck the girls that are tied up in the prison of
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>>160290098
why didn't you sage?
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>>160290357
Didn't notice the page number, sorry.
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>>160290669
This is the absolute epitome of 'I have been BTFO and I am beyond salty'
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Whatcha speedrunnin?
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>>160290669
>after a couple hrs

so don't play for a couple hours you fucking nugget, take a break for an hour or two so your poor wrists won't ache. How dumb can one person be

>MY WRISTS HURT SO INSTEAD OF MODERATING MY GAMETIME I QUIT ALLTOGETHER

OoT any% runs take like what, 18-25 min depending on how good you are, there's plenty of runs being done in an hour or two.

fug im so mad dude
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>>160290669
narco really needs soylent for that estrogen energy. gotta chug em like popeye does his spinach.
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>>160290669
What a fucking baby

I work with 70 year old men who lift boxes for 8 hours a day. Their backs are beyond fucked and they still show up to do their job. Little sissy boy can't even bring himself to play some video games. Talk about being beyond pathetic. What a failure at life. I could go on about how miserable and sad this creature is.
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>>160291519
>believing muh wrists

he turned it on, couldn't play like he used to and realized 'derusting' wouldn't really be fun
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>>160292009
Ever since he trannied up he's been all excuses.

How the mighty have fallen.
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my mind wanders...
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http://speedrun.tv/cheese05

1:39 pace right now
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>>160293623
I don't watch faggots. He is going to lose the run, break his controller, then suck his boyfriend cock.
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>>160275745
Reminder this faggot is a mod at speedruncelebrities and welcomes trannyposting

Also he is a literal bastard who has no concept of mental health and thus has no basis to get so bootyblasted over people talking about trannies when he has no idea what mental health looks like
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>>160293831
every single time someone posts cheese stream here i go in and he chokes on something stupid in literally 10 seconds or less and has a little meltdown
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>>160294229
he probably made speedruncelebrities because he was mad that narci threads were getting more upvotes than his dumbass spongebob IL speedruns lmaoooooooooooooooo
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>>160293623
only watching to see if he fucks up at the end and spergs out
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cheese is actually gonna do it
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what did he mean by this?
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>>160295151
>cheese is actually gonna do it
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>de choke cheese
Also sage because this general belongs on /pol/.
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he is denying us the spergout this is not cool

is cheese throwing for views? is this his peak?
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>piss fetishist
>voted for hillary
>wont stream
is there anything redeemable about bene "moby" ziaa
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>>160291394
HRT
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>>160296314
Her name is Jodi
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>>160296314
>>160296748
has never speedran, why post?
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>>160291952
Based hexadecimal...
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>>160296748
Not anymore. Jodi = BeastyStone.
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>>160296748
her name is beanie
>>160296897
um
you're referring to the former wer holder of XIII as never having speedrun ;/ ?
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>>160297223
fucking kill yourself headcrab
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Cran based doe
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http://allegiance.team/articles/news/gaming/50/jordanindiana-speedrunner-joins-alg
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>>160298550
literally who is this person and this esports organization
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>>160299048
striker, the one that always gets his guitar out and sings at gdqs and has no musical talent at all
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>>160299115
is he going to open for halo or something? how will this further his musical career? i didnt know he even streamed a lot
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>>160291952
>I work with 70 year old men who lift boxes for 8 hours a day. Their backs are beyond fucked and they still show up to do their job.
It's not reasonable to expect anyone to have to do that.
>>
duke? more like ahab after spearing beneziaa
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>>160299494
they still do it because thats the only way they can make money at the time

sort of like cosmo and speedrunning
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>>160299494
>It's not reasonable to expect anyone to have to do that.
You don't understand the comparison. They need to do it for survival. Cosmo NEEDS to play a fucking VIDEO GAME to make ends meet and he won't do it because "owchy my hands"
>>
The Hand Pain Stigma
>>
Let's see what happens when you have hand pain!
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why does siglemic not get the same hate for this handautism?
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>>160303731
he invented it
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>>160303731
he doesnt beg for attention anymore
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>>160274434
I am the 168th best person in the world at Mega Man X1 100%
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Said she need a ring like Carmelooooooo
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http://www.speedrun.com/user/Kryssstal
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>>160305172
>[Emu]
What a speedgrill.
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>not watching the 17 WR holder rn
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>>160306258
squids live?
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>>160306335
17 star world record holder*
sorry i'll kill myself for that typo
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>>160306490
>>
UpdAte me on the latest dramz Srg pls and ty
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trihex would make a cute tranny
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>>160306605
aw man! why aint yall tell me clint "third place wr holder" stevens was live!!!
>>
From now on when we talk about people can we add '____ place wr holder' as their middle name.
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>>160306776
hey! he HAS the daily word record.
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>>160306776
When did he lose second place? I stopped watching him for awhile when he stopped speedrunning.

>>160306845
Clint "17 Star WR Holder" Stevens aka cunt stevens
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>>160306889
um the daily word record is pretty much hc's main game.
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>>160306943
when sva finally stopped running on VC, made route improvements, and bopped him

this japanese manlet nigga watches anime during runs and still beats clint ez
>>
Clint "i'm not trans, i'm not going to let this game break my brain" Stevens
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why would people watch cunt when they could watch zfg runs instead
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>>160307732
better streamer desu
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>>160307758
facecam makes the player have better rng
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>>160307740
This is a woman.
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>>160307882
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>>160307975
>that fucking hair
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>>160308049
she's improved her look since then. cut her some slack.
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>>160308049
>>
>>160307975
again, naegleria is looking like a way more believable tranny here
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>>160308137
hasn't improved his horrid smile though. lol i feel bad for adrian if she ever kissed him
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http://speedrun.tv/cheese05

139 happening again, get the fuck in here
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>>160308421
What happened to adrian
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>>160308137
>tfw strangely attracted to him here
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>>160308623
>>
>>160308549
https://twitter.com/0xa101
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cheese is -20 again, 139 is happening right now. get in here http://speedrun.tv/cheese05
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>>160308523
>>160308856



nice jew link
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https://clips.twitch
.tv/vgbootcamp/WildPeafowlDansGame
Reminder that smash is shilling Soylent
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>>160309034
Soylent is open source Cx
>>
Tfw caleb had to donate $2500 to his own charity marathon
>>
>>160308993
Cronikeys is not a subversive jewish russian tranny
>>
>>160309148
That is nothing to Based Caleb.
>>
Our boi

>https://reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/5ctx8b/speedrunner_has_meltdown_playing_ps1_game_warning/
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>>160309542
>I think that was like an M&M game or some shit. Why would you speedrun shit games like that? That's like a circle of hell in the divine comedy and he does it willingly.
word word WORD
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>>160309665
>I'm trans myself
What did it mean by this?
>>
I have never seen a sane trans speedrunner
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>>160310015
what about our girl slayer?
>>
>>160310015
>i have never seen a sane mentally ill freak speedrunner
well duh
>>
de choke
>>
cheese05

more like choke05

LOL
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What did he mean by this?
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>>160310015
I have never seen a sane trans
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>>160310183
>>
https://twitter.com/Bounceyboyy/status/798739757836763136
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>pb pace
>choke

The Chimp05 Effect
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>>160310307
ok who is the best igt speedrunner??
>>
Whatever happens to thimple flipth
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>>160310307
because having the wr in sm64 means you are capable of being good at every game in existence. simply epic
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>>160311124
not literally, but it gives you an important headstart to learn other speedgames because of its superior technique and theorethical knewledge.
it's like how learning the play the piano -with high requirements of technique as well as knowledge of scales, harmony, etc.- makes it easier to learn to play a different instrument afterwards.
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>>160311540
Except this is video games and each game has its own things to master and things to understand.
>>
If you have the WR in SM64 you have the WR in everything. - Guy who is 4th place
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>>160311673
>>160311124
Stop perpetuating the God Gamer Stigma, Squid.
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>>160311857
hey, bounceyboy is a FORMER sunshine GOAT he knows what he's talking about
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>>160311857
hey, i was the one who said that and i'm 117th on the leadrerboards
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>>160310307
why do you waste your time and energy on this idiot?
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>>160312229
why do people not like bouncey
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>>160312407
He is an ex cosmo nuthugger who got decent at Sunshine but isn't anything special, somehow got popular and says stupid things on twitter like in that link. He also constantly makes up excuses for getting BTFO, hand pain for example
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>>160312471
why do you care what his excuse is. at the end of the day, we are all just insecure little bundles of nerves
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>>160312587
because its pathetic
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>>160312471
>hand pain
but aren't hand injuries common with speedrunning? i know he won't stream three days in a row because he's concerned about his hands. if it were really an excuse, i think he'd stream for more consecutive days because of the revenue.
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>>160312650
youre talking about it. thats pathetic. dont ever delude yourself into thinking that youre somehow better than someone because you post on an anime message board about people you wish you could be
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>>160312693
No, they are common in people who get BTFO and do not want to put the effort in to get good again. He is also constantly streaming.

>>160312793
BounceyBald detected
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>>160312857
>BounceyBald detected
go ahead and dismiss what ive said and tell me "bounceyboy is on damage control kek" or whatever pathetic thing you have to say. just remember that you will live the rest of your life as a nobody and your death will only serve to reduce some of the strain on this planet's scarce resources. this whole general thinks theyre above it all and spends every moment gossiping about the most inane bullshit. i just want to be certain that no one here ever labors under the delusion that your life even matters. youre a disappointment to everyone youve ever known, and theyll be happier without you.
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>>160313139
o_o
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>>160313139
bounceybalds head is shining at maximum baldness
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>>160313139
:o
>>
bounceybald? more like bootyblasted
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>>160313139
tl;dr: wah WAH i've been exposed!
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https://oddshot.tv/shot/ClintStevens/UzqFr5WaFr5JgJO4YdL0PRjH
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>>160314209
our boy
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>>160313139
Jesus Christ someone get some sunscreen on all this exposure
>>
>witwix just said "oldbois" on stream
you can take the boi out of serg
>>
>>160316020
no matter what happens, weewee will always be our boy
>>
where's my cfb stream
>>
snowfats fucking stream
>>
this general is beyond pathetic
>>
does bene even speedrun tho?
>>
this general is beyond amazing
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>>160316778
she speedran ahab (duke)'s spear (d) for money
>>
this general is a breeding ground for miscreants who never became relevant themselves, so rather than trying to lift themselves up to mediocrity, tries to bring everybody down to their level. a putrid, fetid, steaming collection of nobodies who hit their peak around high school and struggle to now reach the already unbelievably low bar they set for themselves.
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>>160317529
lol. word
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>>160317529
ill have u know im practicing tech rn :>
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>>160317529
dang..........
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>>160317529
o_O
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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