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>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
We need more calm slacks.
Everything else is unbearable.
Who can beat EG's veno pick?
12 - 0 now, isn't it?
>>159973190
wings is going to fucking embarass them
>>159973190
Just TP out
>>159973190
>pick a toxic hero
>win
As expected of dota!
>>159973267
>tp out
>lose tower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwuGI64ukjE
I miss friday streams
>>159973252
EG will dismantle Wings
Does Fear have a family?
It must get depressing to hang around with 20 year olds all the time.
>grandgrant out actually blowing purge the fuck out
>>159973340
EG is his family.
Can Complexity be saved?
>>159973489
What's his name again?
>>159973340
he has a mom
CAN THEY FUCKING START THE GAME
WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO FUCKING LONG
HOLY UCKING SHIT WORST TOURNAMENT I'VE SEEN IN 12 MONTHS FUCK YOU SOMEON
>>159973489
is nahaz still on their payroll?
It's some panel when GrandGrant is the most insightful one there.
>>159973523
this is a test for moonduck
they're failing
>more esports
based
>>159973420
they were salty for years after 2000
How salty will they be after this?
>>159973550
He got paid 10% of their winnings while he was coach.
>>159973297
viper is toxic
veno is venomous
Can we make a list of who Dota personalities voted for/supported?
Trump:
>Bulldog
>BSJ
>Moon Meander
>Sumail
>w33
>Zai
>PPD
>Sing Sing
Hillary cucks:
>LD
>Purge
>Nahaz
>Swindleberg
>Wykhrm
>Arteezy
>Loda and his wife's son
Heard of any others?
>VENO FIRST PICK
EG keeps honeypot hero'ing
and still they keep winning
>>159973190
EG has a veno strat
Wings has a strat for all the 113 heroes in the game
nobody notices that the tripfag made the thread
Hmm
Reminder to support /our girl/ in becoming a caster
>>159973738
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAOAOAOAOOOCOH OOOFOOFFFUUUCKKK THEY ARE SUCH FUCKING KEKS AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAQ
>EHOME don't ban Veno
>>159973793
eg's cuck manager was a hill shill
i think v1lat was too
>>159973190
>Veno pushdota is """"""""""super uber unhackable strat"""""""" in 2016.
DOTA 2 strategy has gone down the shitter desu
>venomancer first pick
what if teams started banning it come boston major?
they sure would be in a bind haha
>>159973793
>eg's cuck manager was a hill shill
oh yea that charlie queer
>>159973938
this coposter
he knows
he understands the law of the honeypot and the tactics by which EG consistently places top 3 in the Only Event That Matters
Why is benomancer an agility hero again?
Shouldn't he be intelligence since he uses spells, does mostly magic damage and is so mana reliant all the time? Just like nyx?
>>159973793
>bsj
proof?
>>159973965
no, the new one
also, ritsu is pro trump, which pretty much cements any ritsu+mason+3 stack as canonical our guys
does anyone know why slacks is alive
>>159974102
by the miracle of god
>>159973847Somebody has to.Which means its fine
NEED a ppd edit of this
>>159974085
>no, the new one
who is the new one? that charlie fag was shilling for hill too. i looked up the new manager and never heard of him or seen him, name is phillip aram
>chinks think rubick counters veno because "hurr i'll just steal plague wards xD"
>>159974102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4c78PZRsHs
>this channel has not only slacks but also purge
my hand unconsciously and defensively moved to the mute button so fast that i broke the speed of light and violated causality and knocked us back to the berenstein universe
>veno axe tree push dota
geez, EG really doesn't like fun
>pick omniknight
>enemy picks 0 physical damage
>>159974251
we like purge
Wait a minute EG are just doing Memepush 2.0
>>159974335
no we don't
>EHOME has literally Alch spray as their only depush when EG has 4/5 push heroes
oooh EHOME what the FUCK are you """"""drafting"""""
what is this EG draft
wish it was arteezy sf, it's been a while
>how about the sf
>sf picked
holy lel grant is the best analyst on the set
it's time
What is with these memepicks?
>>159974076
he said it on his stream today. said he voted trump because 'anyone but hillary'
OUR ZEPHYR GUYS
>corey
>eosin
>bamboe
THEIR ZEPHYR GUYS
>blitz
>purge
>>159974420
what the fuck is the entire draft
>treant, veno, sf, jakiro and pugna are pickable in post-TI 2016
>>159974443
Honestly pretty sad.
>>159974335
>we
>like
>purge
>>159974345
Pretty much out of the VG playbook. If SF was DK it could be a VG draft from their TI run.
They picked heroes that were spefically good against towers. Summons+Jakiro+Veno+DK etc. Lone Druid
>>159974475
its basic push dota draft
and EHOME fucked up their own draft gigahard
>>159974443
>out facting purge
>out calling everyone else
our guy is making it
>>159974463
looked over this post and im going to have to disagree
>>159974251
do not unmute MAUT alert
Why has Mautism not had his vocal cords removed yet
>>159974335
fuck off purge
>>159974463
Who the fuck is Eosin?
>>159974601
the big deal
>icepath lvl 1 on jakiro
aka
how to lose games min 0
>picking weak lanes against this EG draft
EHome fucked up their shit so hard
>bounty breaks invis by right clicking universe
>universe still walks forward for no reason
?
We will never know their like again.
>>159974282
Deathball dota is best dota.
But this won't be deathball.
>>159974793
No, this is the hated VG pushdota, not even really the "basic" push dota where you just push because thats what you do with advantage, but a draft designed ot fuck up towers passively without a fight.
>>159974686
Why don't you like Setup stuns?
tfw no cute dota gf
>>159974723
deepmind can not play in the competitive dota scene fast enough
>>159974868
those descriptions aren't very accurate
push dota was always the same push dota - it just happened to be a big fat meme during that patch
the only team who had a different push dota was early navi because it was "dive your tower, kill you under your tower, and take your tower" kind of pushing
>>159974772
reminder they were meta innovators who ran support Invoker to great success
>>159974772
Who's that guy on the left?
>>159975019
remember when all they did was pubstomp koreans with barely 100 hours in dota?
>>159975027
THE BIG DEAL
I ALREADY TOLD YOU
China?
>Sumail
>good
>>159975027
Watch out for Steven "Eosin" Cheng
The public enemy of Dota 2 #2
Known facts:
[x] Midget
[x] Tryhard
[x] Stacker
[x] Racist
[x] Overweight
[x] Gook
[x] Dumpstered by fakkaliv in /vg/ masters
[x] Communist
[x] Artstyle hater
[x] Doesn't post first for #kaidota
[x] Directly responsible for Silencer casting last word and curse on you every 14 seconds
[x] Bad player and captain
[x] Known homosexual
[x] Virgin
[x] K-Pop spammer
[x] Ledditor
[x] Is trying to kill E-Sports
[x] Posting 'dead thread dead game'
[x] Smells bad
[x] Direct cause of the development of the .H264 10-bit profile
[x] Supports Pendragon
[x] Likes bad music
[x] Has Athlete's Foot despite never exercising in his life
[x] Attempted to take down Adblock
[x] Tried to add nipples to Naga Siren
[x] "That"
[x] Jewish ancestry
[x] Hates America
[x] Caused Gents to get a day job
[x] Alcoholic
[x] Samefagger
[x] Marijuana addict + marijuana needle sharer
[x] Bad teeth
[x] Israeli apologist
[x] Attempted to assassinate Draskyl
[x] Attempted to shave Gabens beard
[x] Successfully assassinated Barnyyy and KingRaven
[x] Hindered intergalactic relations
[x] Responsible for seizure of Bitgamer by the Feds
[x] Watches and enjoys The Big Bang Theory
[x] Abuser of animals
[x] Possible jaywalker
[x] Copyright violater
[x] Borderline mentally retarded
[x] His nipples resemble misshapen pepperoni
These fucking razes. Jesus christ Sumail.
>>159975015
>"dive your tower, kill you under your tower, and take your tower" kind of pushing
So basically the "what if Pubs understood how Dota worked" way of doing things.
Thats nice.
>>159974868
Passive aggressive poking is no fun. Unless they manage to get ahead enough to try to fight
is it going to take wings to realise that sniper is the venomancer counter?
>>159975315
I really want to see a sumail vs arteezy mid EG charity stream or something
>>159974772
how nice that they got a box for bamboe to stand on
haha look I presed R very high skill hero
>attempt a gank on top lane
no maut, i dont think rubick and bounty are going to try to kill axe
>>159975156
Woah dude, who's the qtie?
>Be mid
>Opponent literally stands in the middle of creep wave and auto attacks me 4 times without creep aggro
>I give him the evil eye the all 5 creeps attack me instantly
Do some heroes have lower aggro? Shadow Fiend and Windranger are the biggest culprits of this
>>159975494
was it: huskar, drow, od or jakiro
>>159975615
You forgot Clinkz and Viper and Enchantress m9
>>159975494
With good attack animation you can get into attack range, attack, and then deaggro on backswing.
What if there was a mini lan to determine the qualifiers to a major? Top2 open spots + a few direct invites per region
There is a post on plebbit talking about uBlock & Adblock no longer working on Twitch, but I still don't see any ads. What am I doing right?
Is it Ghostery? Do I just have better blocking lists?
>>159975672
>>159975615
look at these subvocalizers
I thought according to /d2g/ Veno was just a joke pick of EG
Why are they picking it against ehome
>>159975697
What if there was more s4 images?
>>159975726
What is livestreamer?
>>159975494
I was playing yesterday and creeps where hitting my tower so I started attacking them and they just gave 0 fucks and kept hitting it.
I was either enchantress or Rubick that game.
>>159975846
I'd love if that was the case
>>159975792
EHOME aren't good.
>>159975939
https://twitter.com/EvilGeniuses/status/797208126076260352
Chinks love our cute girl pugna
>>159975792
EHOME aren't that good
uhhh... chinks?
>>159976019
twitter.com/EvilGeniuses/status/797208126076260352
>>159975672
forgive me it's night time here
DO NOT BULLY PUGNA
What if pugna aghs allowed her to swallow a magic damage load if she was ghosted? Could she swallow sfs load?
>>159976000
>>159976090
are you simple?
>>159975792
EHOME arent very good
eg is fin
>>159976190
>fin
>EG bullying pugna
Are they rapists or something?
>>159976174
>>159976181
>"it's a team you can't take for granted"
>"b-but I'm gonna pick meme picks against them because xD"
d2g is so fucking retarded
>>159976123
I want to be bullied by Pugna.
can anyone explain to me why EG can't lose with Veno
>>159976234
>>"it's a team you can't take for granted"
Is called sportsmanship, you double retard.
Do you think pugna is scared right now?
>>159976234
are you so blinded by fanboyism not to realise they're just saying this to be polite and to look good when they eventually defeat them?
>>159976234
cr1t is just displaying excellent sportsmanship now that he is in the land of the free
ehome is not very good
>>159976285
because 4 of their players are top 3 in the world at their role so they can do anything they want and still win
>>159976285
they play against bad teams
>>159976329
>>159976336
>>159976345
Yeah they placed top in their group at ti and got 5th place by being super lucky
Why did pugna make aghs when they have a alch to give her cute gifts already?
>>159976352
but what if cr1t is a top 3 drafter
>>159976439
this isn't the EHOME that played at TI you absolute fucking retard
>>159976450
that doesn't happen until later in the game
>>159976450
>Alch falling for the mata + radiance is good meme
brainless pros just doing what everyone else does
>>159976525
2 out of 5 of the players aren't the same
It's the majority you fucking retard
if ehome isn't good how did they beat complexity?
>>159976285
Alch is going Radiance Octorine Manta
and then falls off completely because they don't work as functional DPS items when 6 slotted.
Ehome has no real carry. Dagon Veil Decrep Pugna has limited damage.
Then again, EG could do a sick throw.
>>159976640
Complexity isnt good
>>159975726
twitch rolls out new features to limited parts of the community
it can also be based on region
NOW AND FOREVER THE ETERNAL CHINK SLAYERS
>>159976640
This is probably the most obvious bait I've ever seen
>>15997658
if you can't tell that 2 out of 5 is a massive change you seriously need to take 9mm aspirin
fuck you're triggering me so hard with your retardation
>retard eshit BH feeds after being a useless piece of shit all game
>gg
>>159975792
ehome picked a rubick and a bh
>>159976554
What's the correct alch build then?
>the city of ehome
This game feels like it aged 10 years in the past couple months.
I played for the first time in a month today and it was painful, I have 3k hours logged in Dota.
No patch after TI was a major mistake. This game is extremely dated and boring at the moment, and the pro teams are more unlikable than they have ever been.
>Sumail laughing at the chinks
>chinese dota is good they said
SUMAIL IS CUTE
CUTE
>>159976790
he's also OUR GUY!!!!!!!!!
>>159976693
LMAO nice reply you super retard (thanks for proving me right)
it's not a massive change, they have the same captain and the same drafter
oh no they lost their offlaner WHAT A BIG DEAL ;_;
Wk=stunner and damage absorber
Clinkz=right click damage
Pugna=magic damage
I love these skellytons and the ghost of their comrade SK.
>>159976742
Armlet AC + Abyssal and actually kill things instead of being a fucking useless farm vacuum
How low would a hero's base attack time have to be for stats alone to grant them sufficient damage? Because usually building pure stats will give you disproportionately more durability than damage, so you need some kind of multiplier for that damage(like illusions) or just +damage on top of that. Juggernaut can go pure stats, but he also has intrinsic crit. Some Drows do go pure agility, but that's for boosting their team and not themselves because daedalus would still be better for that.
>>159976818
no
he has to go back
uhh eg?
>>159976778
Don't worry, the new American hope is coming after Boston.
1. Ritsu
2. Mason
3. Bulldog
4. Akke
5. ppd
PUGNA CHAN
SUMAIL
THAT WAS 2K TIER
SUMAIL PLEASE
>Venomancer
>Hard Carry
this meme has gone too far
sumail is pretty based
born into shitty country, hes muslim so every1 hates him, he does not give a fuck and keeps wrecking every1 in his lane
>that shitter feel when my games average an hour
>>159977005
What if Poison Sting reduced magic resistance by 1% per second until the debuff timed out?
>>159976742
>>159976554
Manta Radiance Octo is a good build
If you are ahead
and also push some towers
Sure the miss chance is very nice, but the damage is limited if the enemy heroes is tanky.
In this game, Alch got his 15k of net worth early enough to be effective.
Most likely he won't reitemize into real DPS items, and then lose the late midgame.
Radiance -> AC -> Mjollnir -> MKB is better than the meme build for many reasons. Including farmspeed and EHP.
OUR MEME HERO IS CUTE
CUTE!
EG WHAT THE FUCK
list of non-humans in existence:
>slacks
>maut
that's why you don't pick sf and veno against alch
IS PUGNA EVEN BALANCED
OUR GIRL IS DOING IT!
le balanced 23568234682386 hp/sec chemist
this alch pugna is pretty cancerous actually lmao
im glad this boring veno shit loses
IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING
>have no damage
>Alchemist rapes everybody
Ebin build Sumail.
i said it dotards
eg is fin
it was so obvious at that point like 20 mins ago
their cuckboy heroes like veno and axe fall the fuck off
>>159976863
>mad that a shitskin is better than him
eg held that SO well holy shit that was incredible
why do BOTH teams throw?
TI6 flashbacks lmafo
>alch is balanced
no
>>159977170
Not with Aghs
>Ults creep
>Full HP
>Ults hero for 1-2 seconds
>Full mana
Our girl is amazing isn't she?
Her saliva keeps the entire team alive and her ward kills everyone spells.
EHOME catching this game successfully
imagine if this pugna wasn't a fucking idiot who fed his lane and has no farm
>>159977310
EG drafted no burst or high physical DPS against him.
Jakiro and Veno's DoTs aren't gonna do shit to him.
Sumail hasn't built ANY damage.
>>159977378
i think you mean her semen keeps her team alive
>>159977295
>be behind
>win a fight that allows you to attack the enemy base
>overextend slightly
>'throw'
i've seen that happen so many times
THIS FUCKING GAME WEW LAD.
12-1 veno
>this game
>>159977432
13-0 faggot
>>159975939
>>159976019
>>159976174
>>159976181
>>159976329
>>159976336
>>159976345
>>159976525
>>159976693
HAHAHAHAHA you were saying?
fucking retards
>the gulag of EG.
Veno is literally ZUES tier in terms of late game being both useless and garbage past 30 mins
>20 min push draft
>lose at 40 mins
nothing new
>EG threw the game
>>159977281
are you projecting again anon
>no heavy physical burst damage for alche
ebin EG
Days since EG last threw: 0
>EG
WHAT WENT WRONG
Can someone explain to me the process of thought in RTZ's head when he wasted that ult against a solo Pugna and fucked over the defense?
>Our girl is a burger slayer
:D
I TOLD YOU FUCKING SHITLORDS
EG IS FIN
IT WAS PLAIN AS FUCKING DAY WHEN THEY KEKED UP THAT FIGHT EARLIER ON
>Pugna is bad
-d2g
>>159977507
>HAHAHAHAHA you were saying?
That Veno is bad and loses games.
Are you retarded, onii-chan?
>muh honeypot matches matter
While I don't hate EG, I do like seeing rtz dickriders get btfo
>>159977396
>>159977295
>>159977247
>Rubrick gets enough levels to max his fucking passive
>Team takes no damage from Veno anymore
>Missed SF ults deal no damage
Was fun.
I get the diffusal blade but why a fucking manta?
>>159977312
>ult pub player
>they flail around in confusion for eight seconds before dying
no greater pleasure
>>159977507
eg throwing really shows the true power of ehome anime
>>159977570
They lost the game already
Without SF there was zero chance
>>159977596
get rekt you retarded eg fanboy
>>159973489
>have 4 pizzafaces
>do somewhat decent
>have 2 pizzafaces
>do shit
>>159977310
Don't know why the frog hasn't added more anti-heal shit in the game, would keep the huskar cancer from showing up every other patch too
>Game is over
>Ballsniffer and captain leddit is on
muting, tell me when Game 2 starts
How many times did I tell you faggots that the chinks are practicing pugna in their scene?
wtf is that BSJ next to purge?
>pick DoT spells against a hero that regens 200HP a second
I mean what did you expect
hmm
glad to see that EG's meme Arteezy veno strat is out the window lads.
why is he played carry?
>>159977581
yeah, i'm surprised they were even able to take bot rax
>>159977617
>Money on the floor
This is how you know it's not an LD tournament
>>159977692
How many times did we tell you not to tripfag
>it's a /d2g/ eats humble pie because their favorite overrated team gets exposed episode
:^)
>>159976174
yes.
>>159977718
Pugna won this game. It wasn't alch. Pugna was keeping him alive with her spit.
reminder:
the gulag is
ALWAYS
wrong
also, h0neylans is shit
Now that EG are confirmed to be hacks, Which western team can stop Wings?
>>159977652
>dude, veno is bad and EG is going to lose
>EG loses
>"get reck EG fangay!"
Well, at least you answered my question, tardo.
>>159977692
Oh yeah thanks for that I told this information to this broad at a club and soon after I was at her place inches deep in that pussy. Useful stuff mr spook
>>159977786
EG faggots don't eat shit enough desu
Nobody stays at the top forever
does Tiago have a pugna pasta?
Veno was NOT the problem. He was close to winning those fights by himself with the amount of damage his Poison Novas did. If Treant did damage and Jakiro could land multi-man stuns to hold them for his own damage (Hint: he fucking can't unless they were already aoe-stunned before because of his cast point) then EG could have actually finished the fights on top.
>>159973190
animey did
>>159977831
>D-DAMAGE CONTROL
your tears just make my dick harder
>he's so fucking new he doesn't even know about The Law Of The Honeypot
> no pugna in overthrow
but why
>>159977829
None.
Only our guys icex3 and Black^ can stop them.
>>159977829
Neo Liquid
>Jakiro Veno
>tower push strat that has no margin of error
>lose a team fight
>lose game
baka desu senpai
>>159977761
Same reason venge and treant carry are a thing
>Good bat
>good stats gain
>good base damage
>>159977889
Oh look, the underage "haha 4chan so cool" underage faggot is an EG apologist
reminder mealk actually called this eg
>the most talented team in dota history
>>159977619
>>Rubrick gets enough levels to max his fucking passive
>>Team takes no damage from Veno anymore
Also Omni got a pipe.
>draft tree & jakiro
>lol guys beno is so le bad!! xD
I want reddit to leave
>>159977863
Veno was the problem as in he gave them along with jakiro and sf a 20-30 minute window to finish the game, which they didn't manage
>>159977834
Don't lewd my daughter !
>>159977992
>he's so fucking new he doesn't know about The Only Consistent Successful Team In The Championship Of Dota
what if inappropriate usage of a tripcode was a bannable offense?
>if Alch regen isn't enough Pugna can triple it
ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>>159977889
so how many non honeypot lans did eg win since ti5?
:^)
>>159977620
Manta is the "I don't know what to get" item. It gives some stats, movespeed and dodges Alch stun
Someone confirm/deny if it gets De-crypt off because I actually don't know.
>>159978083
Navi?
>>159977889
>He defends a team that used their strats on a honeypot TI instead of waiting for the top pricepool TI in 3 years
>every time EG loses it's because "t-they weren't serious and drafted meme picks!!!1"
how is the gulag this retarded
>>159977959
The same Liquid that didnt qualify for Boston?
>>159977978
Dude, Zai whiffed so many icepaths it wasn't even funny. The first fight on EG highground he missed two Icepaths on Alch who then went on to rail rtz
What if aether lens aghs pugna.
BRUH?
>it's an EG loses the first game of a Bo3 and /d2g/ goes full retard episode
I hate reruns
>>159978169
No, the one they have now without Bulba
>>159978083
>wings make top 6 at the next 3 valve events and they overtake eg players
buh bye muh master drafter :^)
>>159978137
>impetus pugna carry aint meme
>>159978083
But they would have won more if they had won more?
>>159978137
50% of /d2g/ are now underage twitch memers that worship their golden god on now relevant championships arteezy
>>159978172
Your hp is low :P
open your mouth :O
>>159978083
Yeah I'm sure Dendi was top networth dota player back in the day, but he also fell for a honeypot TI, and look at him now
>>159978227
Pugna is sleeper meta as fuck dude
>>159978010
>75% Magic Resistance on Omni
>Literally take no damage when using Ultimate
>Team has 51% magic resistance with no extra items
>OG lose.
>shit team, N0lans overrated gorillas.
>EG lose
>honey pot/joke tournament
>>159978220
>EG players won't
Keep dreaming kiddo
>>159978287
veno the same
>>159977863
Main problem was actually just nothing to deal with Alch. Veno could and did wipe the entire backline on EHOME's side, but everyone but SF was only good for DoT, which was utterly worthless against Alch. The Veno was fine, but they specifically needed BURST from the rest of the team and didn't get it. Even if Jakiro ensured his damage landed, it wasn't enough because it was DoT.
>>159978328
Hey don't worry lulu. We are blaming that nigger rtz right now. He's a semi carry that can't play safelane if his life depended on it.
>>159978270
>he thinks literally anyone but Brexit apologists care about the union
Yeah happy here in Scandinavia being part of the objectively best part of the world to live in. Too bad about the Swedes though
Easy to just focus on videogames when NEETbux are flowing, and if I ever decide to study, the goverment will give me like 700 euros a month just for the effort
>>159978372
i seriously doubt that desu
>>159978362
>retired players
u forgot that part m80
NA draft
NA dota
l m a o. Into the losers bracket they go.
..........Fix.............me.......
.....................................
>>159978362
Beat EHOME before you can talk about even meeting wings.
>>159978460
At least we might get to see EG vs NP in the lower bracket, a true celebration of retardation
>>159978508
+10 Base Dmg
@159978270
And there he goes
Average EG (read:rtz) fantard at work
What I'm wondering is why we're taking this fucking LAN in Canada seriously
NA dota is a fucking joke
>>159975615
>>159975672
No i know what orbs do. It was auto swing.
>>159978508
Aghs randomly produces an illusion every 10 seconds. The illusion is identical to his ult illusions.
>>159978508
Not without a rework, buddy
You're just a bad Terrorblade
>>159978616
>randomly
>every 10 seconds
>>159978508
Get more 4s.
>>159978010
I always max Rubick's aura 2nd. It's actually so good. Everyone gets to have a hood.
Like, lift does no damage, doesn't improves cooldown, and it's 3 skillpoints just to have someone lifted for 0.75 seconds more
Lift is such a shit skill.
>>159978616
is it randomly or every 10 seconds?
The scariest moment in my time with Team Secret was during our practices, when Puppey would walk around with a machete and talk about how he always wanted to see what the inside of a human looked like. He said he had experimented on animals before and he wanted to go for the real thing
>>159978508
Reality Rift no longer cancels when losing vision. That's it. Mana issues can be fixed with echo sabre.
Post our girl
>>159978692
Every 10 seconds a coin is flipped. So its random.
>>159978508Make him less random
Needs new identity.
>>159978508
Delete Loda from the game
>>159978567
he is already good at killing heroes, that doesnt really fix him
>>159978737
no you're going to do lewd thing with them pervert
>>159978508
When your illusions die, they have a 50% chance to split instead of vanishing, splitting their damage and EHP.
The last illusion dying is guaranteed to split
>>159978827
No I love her deliciousness
>>159978720
heh
>>159978828
SOURCE
>Warlock is first pick material.
>Pugna is sleeper OP.
Is this dooty 2?
>Pick Ogre Magi offlane or safelane
>Build arcane boots, Urn and a Glimmer or Eul
>Run around like headless chicken and smack fire around and never die while carries get kills and have infinite urn charges
>Win
Damn this hero is so good, doesnt even feel like im playing support because you have more hp than most agi/int carries.
>>159978749
>sit outside of the base
>send illusion at rax every 10 seconds
wow interesting and amazing
Make it that it's not random, but for the duration of his ult (or the duration the illusions would stay alive), CK generates another illusions every 5, 7 or 10 seconds (chosen randomly)
>>159978701
Right here, buddy.
>>159978508
Illusions take 100% damage.
Tankiest illusions in the game now. Just like a real tanker.
>want to post Zais
>want +25s
huuh
>tfw hosting a dota even later
>veno ban
WTF stop this meme
jesus
>>159978701
>rubick again
>when rubick was why they lost the first game
fucking retard ehome learn how to pick proper heros
>>159978953
>armlet heart ck
>walks up to tower
>ults
>you cant do anything but gg out
>>159978864
>>159978424
sf still is the memest pick of past game
>>159978508
Give him a good Aghs
Did wonders to Mirana.
Like, make Phantasm work with Charges, and every charge has the chance to proc an extra Illus. That way he can constantly fight while not spending as much mana and depending so much on the cd
>Venomancer ban
what did ehome mean by this
>>159978984
>It's a 2-5k /d2g/tards pretend they know whats going on inside the captains heads
>>159979036
Just pick Earthshaker lmao.
>pick jokehero the game losing dragon
>lose
>pick puck the game losing dragon
EGtards?
>>159979073
Veno ban lmao. Wtf is going on? I can't understand anything anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNZP319Zdt4
lol personalities
>>159978701
Check it.
>>159979052
MIURA GOD
>>159978737
extra lewd
>>159979093
>just pick ES against a Meepo too
>after 30 minutes Meepos are so tanky it doesn't matter
>CK with heart armlet wont be
>ppd picks pugna at shanghai
>lose
>ehome pick pugna against EG
>win
LUL? Is pugna a burger Slayer+
>>159979031
I hate Rubick. It's for people who think they're good and imagine EBIN PLAY COMPILATIONS where they're the wizkid star but all they do is lift and die.
If you have Aghs with him you've already won anyways
>>159979067
>another hero with charges
Please fucking no
>>159979225
Worked for Sniper and Shadow Demon
>>159979142
reminder that this guy makes two million a year
>>159979212
>all they do is lift and die
Is he /fit/'s poster boy?
>>159979212
rubick is why these people lose their safelanes
And yet they keep picking it..
my cuckolding girlfriend
>>159979073
>this guy is now the president of the usa
i still can hardly believe it
this could probably only happen in one reality and it got to be ours
someone hold me
>>159979172
Shame so few chapters pre year.
Bimonthly would have been fine
>>159979281
So does Lirik, Sodapoppin, and Summit
is treant becoming meta again
jesus
>>159978701
>not being a master of chaos
Step it up.
>>159979212
People don't understand. Rubick's aura is a Hood of Defience for your whole team.
I'm a lolbab that's getting tired of all the stupid changes that Riot keeps implementing, so I want to immigrate to DotA 2.
The problem being a lot of my old League habits leak into my play, and I find the game difficult to learn. I had friends to play with in LoL and playing with them over and over kind of forced the teaching process, but I have nothing like that in DotA. Any helpful video guides for beginners that you guys could recommend?
>>159979194
I'm a meepo mainer with over 200 confirmed games with a 70% winrate. And whenever an earthshaker or ember is picked I always lose. No exceptions. I die to shaker at all stages and can only take 2 SoFs from ember in the lategame. Meepo is squishy as fuck and a flock of CK's would be too.
>>159979313
did it go back to being grim dork or is it still turning harem I haven't read it in awhile
EHOME is going full meme this time. They might lose this one boys.
>>159979194
>Be Meepo
>Build Aghs 2x Eblade 2x Skadi Treads
>Laugh as enemies can't deal with this EHP
Did Slacks copy the stuttertalk from Grand"White Nigga" Grant or vice versa?
I just can't bring myself to like moonduck
Slacks, I know you will read this. Shut the fuck up during draft okay? You're the host, not an analyst
>>159979370
>Rubick's aura is a Hood of Defience for your whole team
22% = 30%
t. /d2g/
>>159979407
Read the purge guide in the op and just play a lot
Also I think theres a guide for lol players linked in the op
>>159979467
Maut is CUTE
>>159979412
I almost never see an earthshaker beat a meepo with the damage. Stunlock into a carry focusing him sure, but not the damage.
Endgame you have like what? Aghanims hp, Skadi or maybe two
>>159979423
That's why nobody will pick him right?
Even w33 doesn't play him anymore because he's actually shit despite your memes.
>>159979307
Lyralei?
>>159979356
Slutta mobba!
>>159979508
Hood is 10% for team
30% to self
Cloak is 15% to self
Rub is 25% to all
crit is channeling his inner ppd
>>159979278
Shadow Demon is a thing again since illusion heroes are back. Him getting Aghs isn't a regular occurrence and you don't pick him for something a support SD gets at like 30-35 minutes "maybe"
>>159979407
read the purge link in the op
watch purge videos on youtube
i don't recall seeing universe puck
>>159979142
qtpie is based
>>159979553
w33 choked when he played meepo in pro games
and then meepo got nerfed so he's really not that strong anymore
It's still a viable hero tho
>>159979413
Shit's wack. The crew is on some fairy queen's island, and out of nowhere Miura has a hardon for moe designs
>tfw I love Viper
>Sumail is going to do some shit build like max Corrosive first and mek
>they'll lose
Amble on.
sneks ?
>>159979413
moe harem adventures now
>>159979413
Its turning into a extremely lighthearted Sword and Sorcery mango.
Might stay that way until Miuras suffering boner returns, if it do.
>>159979641
Puck getting arrest was a great scene
>viper with drow aura
what a terrible game to play as ehome
>>159978879
yeah, he's good
i'm recently started picking him
60% win rate so far
>>159979549
Any carry can kill meepo. I've done it using an alch myself. Throw a concoction and drop some acid. A fed meepo crowd will just die in the 3 second duration.
Earthshaker takes away a third of your hp with one echoslam. With a refresher you're left very low. And some carry just has to hit you twice.
THEY PUT SUMAIL ON VIPER, WEW.
>14000 gpm minute zero
how is this balanced dotards?
>>159979730
Ehome deserved it for banning veno. Better ban that veno even though they just won.
Based Cap BTFO's maut's dumbass
>Viper
If there's one hero I would want removed from the game, it's that fucking niggress archer
>>159979648
So....
4 1 1
2 3 1
or
1 4 1
Mek into Radiance/Shadow Blade/Blink/Aghs
Or is there a better way to play?
Already got attack moving when the enemy is stupid enough to try to trade
>>159979868
EG plays dusa, veno, viper
is it the year of the snek?
>>159979863
just ward his lane
>>159979874
FREE!? dmg
>>159979868
they only won because EG threw the game, not because they defeated Veno
>sumail crushing alchemist with viper mid
MY MAN
>>159979882
Corrosive skin is very good at cucking alch when he uses acid spray
>>159978942
>>159979015
>>159979157
>>159979356
>>159979568
>>159979701
>>159979868
>If we beat it once, it means we will always beat it!
le always mad chink
>>159980059
It is. But its sorta not a well scaling skill if you only get to trade occasionally.
>>159980061
>>159980059
It won't be enough to ruin alchs game
If you go corrosive skin, you not only didn't win your lane, and you won't be as effective in the next 10 mins before you fall off.
>>159978701
>zai tps mid and salves himself at full health
well played
>>159979882
I mainly to go 1 3 1 and then level based on the situation.
Nethertoxin fucks bitches in the early - mid game.
I used to do Drums + SnY and then both got nerfed (SnY for ranged heroes), so I've been tinkering with Dragon Lance + Desolater (Posion Attack no longer UAM), only problem with this is that you're fucking SLOWWW, but you kill people and buildings quite fast.
Later stages: BKB, Butterfly, MKB, Pike.
>>159980143
>>159980196
yeah all things considered corrosive skin is a rather shit skill
The Alch won't be possibly as retarded as to build Radiance against Viper, r-right?
>>159980291
>>159980196
>>159980059
He already missed a free kill because he went 2 2 2 1 instead of maxing Nethertoxin
>>159980065
You play a game for a job. You better be able to do the same thing.
>3-2-2 skill build on viper
>>159980061
>>159978942
>>159979015
>>159979157
>>159979356
>>159979568
>>159979701
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/e3/Phantasm_extra.mp3
>>159979648
>I know better than pros
This episode seems to play a lot in d2g
>>159980357
Name one hero that shouldn't max any of his skills pre lvl 8, /d2g/
>universe lost his 1v1 lane with a nyx
>>159980452
Anti-Mage
Sumail is carrying these trashcans
>>159980384
Yeah, just like if you normally beat tier 2 teams, there's no risk of losing to them if they don't cheese
>>159980419
I got this
>Vapor Strike
What did we do to deserve maut?
>>159980518
that's just what viper
carrying would be him doing anything past 20 minutes, which he probably will with drow's retarded aura
>>159980585
>current year
>still no vaping hero
Doturds?
>>159980565
heh hey guys, mind if I get it instead?
>>159980419
>>159980513
Wouldn't you optimally have bfury around lvl 8 though?
Let NA take over dota coverage
>>159980557
Obviously you draft while reacting to your enemy. venom is just a EG retard draft. Drow however is still a t1 pick. Which one do you ban?
>>159980664
FUCK YOU GUSTAV
>>159979086
>he have to be 9k to understand sneks meme
i'm sorry for you
>memepush is okay when EG does it
>>159980474
>Orb damage gets reflected
>Mana gets burned
>Right clicks get absorbed by a PMS and 4hp/sec regen
Nyx is actually a strong laner man
>>159980650
what viper does*
>>159980672
Yeah, you would. But if you take 3 levels of stats (at lvl 4,5,7) you won't have any skills max until 9
>>159980729
What the fuck did you just say?
>>159980736
>he thinks there's no deeper mindmeta than "Well, this hero is good because he is good against hero X"
No, i pity you
>>159980291
Its a extremely good if you are offlane, and get fast Basi + Buckler.
Enemy can't hit you without taking more damage than they deal.
>>159980738
not when ur a puck with drow damage
>>159980664
get out of here gustav. I'm here to win.
>>159980723
This is why I hate reddit
>>159980452
invoker
>>159980843
No matter where you are, if you go corrosive skin, past laning phase youre still just a viper with high levels in corrosive and low in everything else, and with that toolset you're suppose to peak in the next 10 minutes
>>159980827
>implying so hard
sneks on you
How do I keep my lane
I either end up getting zoned out or try to zone them and end up eating creep damage and trading right clicks
>>159980904
Where the hell do you lane this hero?
He's okay mid but gets bullied by any ranged support and he cant exacly share a lane
>>159980961
Learn creep agro rules and timingsfag
>>159980961
Master the creep aggro
>>159981003
Offlane with talon
>nyx lost his 1v1 lane to a fucking puck
>doesn't farm anything
>doesn't rush dagon so he can secure solo kills on heros like dazzle
-Shadow Dance active with aghanim's scepter now reduces the vision of all enemy units within 900 radius of Slark to 0 for the duration.
Why doesn't silencing the enemy count for this quest?
>>159980962
begone.
>>159981091
its a beta
>Be against heroes with next to no kill potential if they know where the nyx is, and someone has to be back in base to defend
>Fail to push in lanes before pushing
>Alch building Radiance against Viper
>>159981057
But nyx won and even got a solo kill
and puck had drow aura
>>159981097
>rtz using the cat girl set for Drow
our guy?
>>159981162
?
drow was dead there if the retard weaver had a dust
and nyx has been off map for the whole game
>>159981179
You build radiance for farming
JUST
JUST TP OUT
JUST
JUST ____ OUT
JUST TP OUT LMAIO
JUST
TP
OUT
>entering the same game as s4
you queued in the wrong server
J U S T
T P
O U T
L M A O
>>159981246
you dont realize
that alchemist will now always proc vipers passive
Did EHOME just make a split second decision to tp to different towers so the tp cast wouldnt be too slow?
that triple TP lmao
welp looks like EG lost another game
>>159981179
>this is what the gulag thinks an alch would buy radiance
god just please stop posting
>>159981329
This guy gets it
>RTZ
>>159979413
it was literally about to go back to full dark memes but muira cucked us again with an extended break
>>159981354
Yeah he must love having 100 move speed during team fight
>>159981335
Why would alch care about viper passive?
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cant wait for my chicken jugg set
>>159981345
didn't they all tp to fountain? the duration doesn't increase
a
how do I counter Viper?
>>159981420
you do realize its a fucking toggle dumbass?
>>159981454
>the chinks get their holiday without fail
>>159981453
DURATION: 4.0
MOVE SLOW: -10% / -15% / -20% / -25%
ATTACK SLOW: -10 / -15 / -20 / -25
MAGIC RESISTANCE: 10% / 15% / 20% / 25%
DAMAGE PER SECOND: 10 / 15 / 20 / 25
MAX RANGE RADIUS: 1400
>>159981453
Move speed slow? Attack speed slow?
I don't understand people that don't immediately use a new skill point
i told u fruity fucking faggots
eg is fin
f i n
i
n
>>159981018
>>159981029
Is there a good article about this?
>Puck uses coil
>Treant doesn't tp out
? He didn't see ogre
>>159981538
you have to understand theres a lot going on behind the scenes
theres gonna be a "big" patch this ti
rtz to secret
>>159981536
>turning off radiance in a team fight
>>159981536
So now Alch paid 5150 gold for 65 damage.
>>159981546
>damage literally insignificant because of achs ult
>attack slow insignificant because of alchs ult
I mean I guess the move slow is annoying, but i don't think he is required to be extremely agile in fights
alch should have gifted an aghs to treant, not buy octameme
Ehome will lose because they didn't fully commit to the bug draft
>>159981497
Let him fall off.
Figure out his skillbuild in laning, and abuse his weaknesses
I.e uphill hits with the non orb, not getting low if he maxed Nethertoxin, and don't hit him unless you burst if its Corrosive.
And don't feed him kills in laning. He can do stupid shit like rushing Radiance, and its no fun hitting a hero and dying because its a lot of damage.
>>159981804
aghs weaver and nyx before treant i believe
>>159981335
maelstrom would proc it anyways
>>159981596
https://medium.com/dota-2-notes/creep-aggro-12f7eb8ce982#.6wf9j396y
Also not sure if it tells it there since it's kinda obvious, but if the enemy has like 3 ranged creeps, it's normally not worth it to trade hits if it means you tank ranged creep hits.
That's why in midlane it's not always the best choice to get your ranged creep killed right away, since then the enemy knows it's more efficient for him to trade hits
>>159981804
agh order (ignore alch)
nyx > weaver > tree > rubick
>>159981734
the attack slow hurts even more because of his ult
>>159981734
>isn't required to be agile in fight
>has a stun that is required to be in a certain distance to enemy or else he stuns himself
>is a Strength melee hero who can be easily kited by Drow ice arrows and Viper passive
Yeah its not important at all. Not to mention he loses free health regen through the Octarine
>>159979882
>Veno didn't work so they picked flying Veno instead
how is maut allowed anywhere near a microphone honestly
why is dazzle buying a second mek
>>159982047
No, i said extremely agile. As in a 25% move slow doesnt make it gg
He also doesn't need to be extremely agile because he has a stun with decent range, and his team is expected to set him up
Straight into aghs maelstrom? Did he go any regular items before this? Why?
>>159979882
DO NOT
fall into the single/double/triple build meme
every game is different
every situation is different
each requires its own items
>>159982179
I mean i guess there's like a 5% chance that they value mek very highly, and viper wants to sell it now.
>EG is tier 1
-ameriburgers
>>159982287
yea ok but viper still has essentially 3 item slots open and isn't farming
dotards
eg is fin
i fucking told you
>Viper presses R and then dies
Looks like bad-Venomancer to me
>no agi
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>falling for honeypot LANs
wew lad, if you think EG is going to blow away their pocket strats one month before the major you're pretty dumb tbH
>>159982330
>3 slots
>going travel boots when they wanna finish soon
>going hurricane pike when he wants damage or hp, not mobility
>bloodthorn on viper
dont do that
>>159982384
>trump keeps playing to win - haha what a joker
>he actual won
>>159982428
>>159982429
What if I got echo sabre on Abaddon?
>>159982429
>eg literally hasn't won a non-honeypot lan since ti5
wew nice meme lad :^)
>>159982457
Do that
On lifestealer too
>>159982428
>>159982429
LAMO
>NA dotes
>Universe on puck
>Viper lul
Oh my ged.
>>159982536
that's because there weren't any dumbass, besides TI6 of course.
universe is actually so fucking overrated holy fuck
>>159982524
Its not really useful. You already slow them with your passive. Just building auras is better
Dying now drains some of your xp (can't go down in levels) is this a rubberband fix without actually fixing the rubberband?
>you lived long enough to see Sylar be relevant again
Seems like its been 3-4 years
>>159982583
pls no smug sheevers
>>159982359
Viper is a scary hero when stacked with some minus armor and attackspeed.
But they don't punish Alchemist for having no armor, so all he do is to make him slightly easier to kite.
>>159982428
>>159982429
>>159982428
all of the above
LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>NA DOTA
"EHOME are not that good, EG will win easily"
-/d2g/
>EG has only played against tier 3 teams flexxing their muscles a bit
>The moment they play against a good team, they crumble to pieces.
Can't make this up i tell ya
Reminder that
>If EG loses,EG is saving strats for lans of the honeypotless quality
>if EHOME win they're honorary Americans
honeypot lan
>EHOME 2-0
HAO DID THIS HAPPEN?
>muh honeypot events matter
?
Are we ready for Secret.Arteezy again
eg is not an NA team
they are an international mongrel team
>PICK VIPER.
>LOSE.
WHO KNEW.
>EG are ready to face Wings
-dota 2 general
>go aghs on drow
>all the heroes that would die go ghost scepter
>all the heroes that matter won't die because drow didn't go pure damage
>>159982912
eg
is
fin
beds were too hard
>coL did better against ehome than eg
Yo wtf is this venue. I thought this was at Bell Centre
>Complexity can take a game off EHOME.
>EG can't.
>>159982916
>can't even get 3 games for optimal honeypot practicing strategy
Maybe EG are actually fucking bad at both honeypot strats and non-honeypot strats?
>they thought they could beat garder lanm ehome
lol. inferior western teams belong in the lower bracket.
>AF VS EG
>BEST
>OF
>O >N >E
>N
>E
>THE MOST RANDOM FORMAT
>THE MOST UPSET POSSIBLE FORMAT
Is walking to the opposite teams booth, then shuffling past the managers, staff and chairs to shake the players hand the most dumb looking tradition in Dota
>America losing to China
but Trump won the election???
So this proves that Viper is badVeno right?
Guess who cares about honeypot LANs?
pro tip: it's not these based pro dota players
>2 chink teams total in the event
>chink vs chink finals incoming
FUCK OFF IDIOTS WATCH THEM WIN THIS SHIT TOURNAMENT YOU BANDWAGONING MORONS
>>159982689
he got third at ti5..
>>159983127
>tfw EG will get eliminated before facing Wings
>again
>>159983079
EHOME are now honorary NA, just like all the tier 1 teams and DC
>>159983056
At least at Valve tourneys they meet between the booths to shake hands
>>159983105
veno lost to alch too
>>159983127
godz must be so hard right now
>>159983140
western fans are literally the worst
what counters Alchemist?
>>159983180
I mean it's a hard rope to balance on
If you do it wrong in a smaller tournament, it looks really forced. Just make the teams exits on the opposite sides of the room, so they'll meet at the middle and shake hands on the way
>>159983227
I'm telling you, EU and NA fucked themselves with their drama and shuffles after TI
CN and SEA are going to clean up this major
> 美国
>>159983325
Get that pictionary bullshit out of here, you rice fucker.
>>159983325
>国
this is a cool symbol
what does it mean
Why is /d2g/ always so wrong?
>>159983304
Why does everyone think that shuffles are a negative thing. You don't find a good team synergy or wanna play with people you like, you switch teams, then get used to it in a 1-10 month period. It's not like every team has to be on the top all the time
Chink here she didn't translate correctly, he said "we were surprised they were that bad"
>>159983293
She said like 4 syllables
>>159983459
underage rtz fantard bias
EG fantard hubris
>>159983293
Support tax.
>>159983459
3k players are usually incorrect about dota
what is that chinese word that sounds like nigga they keep saying?
Translator is cute. The cutest!
>>159983478
Type down the sentence. And I'll check that you didn't copy from google translator
>>159983454
guo
it means country
>>159982912
1. Veno stopped scaling, so Rubrick Aura + Pipe means no magic damage doing anything. Then Alch got online enough to permanently be fighting with infinte EHP from Octarine
Game 2:
Drow stops scaling, Ehome stops clumping so Mjollnir Aghs doesn't do a lot
Viper dominates, but they fail to force a Rax before he peaks, so Alch gets all his items.
Finally after being passive for too long(with every hero underfarmed but Viper and Drow): Alch is online, EG loses smoke fight, and eventually game
>>159983454
does chinese even work that way? Each symbol representing one word?
lol
>>159983587
isnt it korean?
>chink doesnt laugh to moose joke
>"Not allowed to look at moose"
>"Not afraid"
>>159983587
Nah, they're just calling people niggers.
>>159983639
...Moose...?
>>159983587
It roughly means "this"
>>159983628
yes
美 means beautiful, so America is Beautiful country for them
hmmm...
really makes me think...
Why does it seem like no team can ever do well if Arteezy is on it?
>I must show no emotion
great players china
>>159983653
I think all asian languages have a word that sounds like nigga
Korean Nigga = you
Japanese Nigai = bitter
>>159983304
this is sadness in one image
>I studied 4+ years in a doctorate program for this
>all my friends are 30 years younger than me
>>159983673
It's not that he's afraid, it's just that the manager makes sure that the team won't go under capitalistic influences.
>>159983739
desu
>>159983743
its also called 米国 which means rice country, ie an abundant country
>>159983653
>>159983747
So much delusion
ppd is streaming
>>159983743
They're in Canada
>>159983818
>4this
But he has a job at a college.
He is literally living a double life
>>159983758
>http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Arteezy/Results#Detailed_Results
the only rtz team that did bad was the recent secret you faggot
>>159983873
>muh 48k first place
>>159983914
Canada is just Northern USA
>all this explanation of written chinese
>actually is pretty interesting
I'm a chink but I never learned how to read/write in chinese now kind of regretting it
>>159983789
this ones my favorite
https://glosbe.com/ja/en/nigeru
>>159983942
>rtz dickriders
>>159983747
>somebody spent time making this
>>159983747
>Siractionslarks placed higher than EG
really makes me think
>>159983862
Yea the Japanese uses 米国 instead
only 7 more hours for the exciting ROG tournament with
Ehome.Xvs Execration
>>159983628
Yes. One symbol is one word.
>>159983818
Nahaz is probably the most retarded person in the scene.
>has a comfy job teaching economics at a good university
>probably got into Dota as a hobby, used his economics experience to analyze stats
>gets too deep, starts becoming figure in community
>somehow decides to go and live with a bunch of smelly teenagers and coach them
Quick, I just launched dota for the first time in ages. What to build on spirit breaker.
>>159983992
baiting for this exact response amirite
>>159984080
grab a knife as fast as possible and stab yourself with it
NP is still in right?
>>159984057
He still works as a teacher though, doesn't he?
>>159983964
USA is just Canada's pants, and Florida is the limp dick hanging out
>>159983998
one day people will understand the law of the honeypot
until then I take the role of teaching the ignorant
>>159984057
>>159984174
Nahaz only casts when he has vacation time, he still teaches lectures
>>159984126
like a blink dagger or...?
>>159984157
vs Alliance
el trashico 3.0
>>159984192
I wonder if Trump can out JUST Trudeau, too bad he's not inaugurated yet
>>159984220
Yeah, I didn't think an economics teacher with a family would abandon a stable job for a "fun" job that he will lose one the bubble pops
>>159984157
Bo1 elimination match against alliance. EE vs Loda, who will baffle us more.
>>159984220
I guess it makes sense about how Nahaz always shows up during the summer, since schools out
>>159984057
>guy has a good job
>has passion for a hobby, so he participates in it
yeah what a fucking idiot
>>159984126
If you post THAT /d2g/ related picture, I will come back to stream
>>159984367
Yeah too bad he's the laughing stock of the community after he "coached" CoL during Ti6, and after he went full chimp that one time
>>159984442
>>159984442
>>159984473
whats wrong with Drumpf?
>>159973754
Actually m8 viper is venemous too, venemous (it bites you, you die) and poisonous (you bite it, you die) both fall under the umbrella term of toxic.
>>159984513
he just realized he actually had to do things as president
>>159984501
unfortunate genes
>>159984550
fugg :DD
>>159984550
>what do you mean house of representatives and senate?
>>159984513
He found out that the Presidency isn't an entry level job
>>159984537
>Only /pol/tards hate peruvians
I know it's le joke, but some people are actually like this.
Like Russians and Peruvians think it's only racists/poltards/americans/etc hate them, when it's just all the normal players that acknowledge them as the cancer of the community
>>159984687
yes, and there are people other than neckbeards that like sheever
>>159984687
isnt the ironiy that Peruvians hate eachother so they don't play on the native servers?
>>159984513
he's laying low until he's in office
>current US president has a reality TV show
is the apprentice any good?
>>159984513
obama told him about the reptilians
>>159984790
I remember watching some tourney with the chat activated, it was full of peruvians calling each other "stupid indios de mierda" and other shit
but of course nonwhites can't be racist right
>>159984465
b-but stats doesnt lie
>>159984513
obama just briefed him about the stargate program
>>159984976
is that slacks on the top right
>>159985073
Maut, Mommymilk and Slacks
>>159985073
>inviting nahaz was a mistake
- slarks
>>159984895
>implying he wasn't replaced with a reptilian once Obama took him into a back room
The real Trump is dead.
>>159985089
the trinity of trash
>>159985035
>trump's face when he's just been told that anubis on his way to Earth
why is she so perfect
>>159985238
>refresher
>2016
>>159984976
>Slacks takes a deep breath as reaction
kek
what does :v means
>tfw you make a brilliant shitpost but get no (you)s
>>159985420
it's peruvian for ;)
>>159985420
it's the opposite of ^:
>>159985420
that means we got to take their mid tier 1 and bat needs his blink
>>159985484
here have a pity one
>>159985238
>>159985420
uhh that's pretty offensive could you delete this please
>>159985546
here have a better wave
>>159985420
Is just that canadian face, i use it a lot outside of dota. When you use it to much is not even funny.
>>159985634
I don't want to get into an argument with you, Soebro, but Sheever has much better waves.
>>159985546
thanks anon
>>159985420
its the peruvian version of ?
>>159985634
imagine waking up to that chipmunk face every day..
can AF win against EG?
>>159985563
>vagina dentata
fuuuuuck that
Why does Enchantress scale like ass?
>>159985924
>wake up to that chipmunk face every da
>was worried EG under crit forgot that winning honeypots causes you to lose When It Matters
phew
>>159985924
I am not being hyperbolic or ironic when I use the word "literally" here, but I literally cannot imagine a better way to start each day than by waking up and seeing Soe's face.
Anyone who wants to play battle cup, tier 4/5 i will sponsor a whole team. I'm muted and can't recruit. add me on steam. cowchicken2
Reminder that maining heroes makes you better at DotA
Nice fucking DOTA 2 thread you retards have going here.
Really great thread honestly.
>>159985420
It used to be a normie tier jewbook emoticon, then normiebook removed it from their site but peruvians/spanish speaking latinamericans seem to not let this shit go for some unknown reason
>>159986557
>Reminder that maining heroes makes you better at grinding MMR
true
>>159985238atta girl
>>159986557
Maining the strongest heroes of the patch* you mean.
>>159986713
:v but its cool :u
Great contribution to it french nigger
>play well
>be the only player on my team who isnt a useless piece of shit
>lose
EVERY GAME
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>>159983587
Niga, Naega, nega
First two mean i and 2nd means you
If it's kor at least
>>159986932
looks like you lost ur safelane to a fucking legion commander or slark myb u should stfu lul
>>159987041
I didnt though I was against rubick and pudge and we killed them both twice
ho can I do anyhting when you have offlane invoker feeding slark and jungle legion junglig at 900gpm and your team does nothing? what am I sipposed to do
>>159986691
Adelaide?
>>159987139
maybe stop being a little bitch
>>159987139
how many times did u infest the invoker and gank
If ur so much better than you're team, why aren't YOU mid ?
>>159987259
>zai_100
how deep does the rabbit hole go
>esports over
>d2g dies
>>159987905
what? do you want to discuss this stale as fuck meta for the millionth time? until there is a patch no one will give a shit about anything but esports
>>159987905
There's nothing to discuss.
The patch is stale, all the teams are shit next to Wings and the waifu game is WEAK.
>>159987905
He got robed.
>>159984520
t. dotard
lole@
>>159987905
Nobody actually PLAYS Dota, you know that right? It's literally only good for watching
HOW DO I GET A DOTARD GF??????
>>159987905
esports again tomorrow
whats up turds :3
>>159987905
I'm playing a racing game I got free and enjoying it
turning on filters was the best decision i ever made on this board
>>159988781
Suck my dick, dude.
>>159988653
high mmr, money, good looks, social status
pa dagger needs to cost like 80 mana
there is no reason she should be able to sit 5000 units away and spam 3000 damage daggers
Singsing is streaming
https://twitter.com/EternaLEnVy1991/status/797286089719508992
do you agree gulag?
>>159989002
where are the "good looks" in this picture?
>>159988927
no!
rawr
>>159989002
>i imagine them all naked in shower
ohhhh
>>159989089
you are legit straight if you wouldn't fuck them
>>159989157
I'm gay but wouldn't fuck anyone in that pic
>>159989048
>trusting EEs opinion
>>159989128
t. dotard
aka homosexual
>>159989048
its well known EE wants to fuck swindle and probably viaa versa
>>159989269
wow, that's rude
u really hurt my feelings
>>159989024
Adelaide?
you say d2g is dead
srg no longer exists
>>159989048
?
what about when he just fed 4-5 times on oracle for no reason
>>159988846
>tfw average
sad boys
>>159989459
wtf?
u are true gay?
>>159989475
It's serg now but it's better off people think it dead
>>159989473
adelaide
>>159986829
>>159986718
>Spam strongest hero in patch
>Grind MMR
>Get bet better at DotA for playing against better opponetns
woaw
>>159989558
how are u, cute!?
>>159989557
dead anyway
>>159989604
so if I want to be a professional basketball player all I have to do is get into their games?
hero spammers typically never learn much and after they've fallen mmr they just hero spam mmr back
yes its easier to learn in high mmr but thats only if you have the potential to learn. If you have the potential you do not need to hero spam as you will naturally get there
>>159989223
>I'm gay
nice thread dotards
>>159989690
i-i'm okay
>>159987653
Not that much desu
>>159989820
well I hero spammed to 4.6k on one account, but my main which I play every hero on hasn't budged in years
at the end of the day people only care about numbers
>>159973793
Purge supported Bernie desu
>>159989820
If you'd training as much a professional does, you probably could.
>>159990194
>>159990231
both of you kill yoursleves
>>159990231
>>159990194
doturds
>>159990187
no you couldn't
you could put shever into 8k mmr games every day for two years and she will probably never improve since she clearly reached her potential
>>159986932
Play 1v1 video games instead of ""team"" garbage.
wew lads
>>159995869
wew
>>159985238
>>159985563
>>159986809
> you will never taste her delicious ghost pucci
;_;