Dota2 gen /d2g/

>>159989872
wings will win this

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nyaho!~

tfw no cute dota gf

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>newEG does not in fact, fall for honeypot

>>159990253
EG lower bracket come back

screenshot this

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>>159973793

Arteezy is from Vancouver they are so far left they don't even have Burger King.

>>159990337
liek how they come back at TI ?

>wake up
>trump won

umm dotards?

tfw no dota gf

how do i get a dotard gf

>>159990409
did you fall asleep for 3 days?

you should see a doctor

>>159990506
>mfw adelaide?

>>159990482
nice comprehension doturds >:3

Why are you still playing this game if you aren't Chinese

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xzlol dota 2 a funny game kik giid night moom/>NON?

>>159990632
I want to steal your hat

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I love Zai

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>>159990807
I had a tendo coworker who had stunning features and watched anime but she had a child at like 16 and I wasnt interested in being a father

>>159990807
>not gen 1

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>no Great Ape hero
um, dotards???

tiago thought he could another thread
not so fast lole

>>159990956
was the kid white at least?

>>159990878
Now that's what I call a fail boat xP

>>159989872
>Was a Bernout
>had to watch Trump win, not even Hillary
how has Purge not killed himself yet?

>>159991070
>>159990878
Fuck this stupid hero. QoP is unplayable this patch because of support Kunkka bullshit LOL X MARKS YOUR COCK JAJAJAJA, and Chen is unplayable this patch because LOL I BOAT AND ALL YOUR CREEPS ARE DEAD EVERY 50 SECOND COOLDOWN JAJAJAJA.

Pirate buttfucker needs to get his shit nerfed.

>>159991038
yes

but she was 19 and i was 21 too young for me to take responsibility for a hot nerd gf

>>159990807
bitch (male) fucking screams daddy issues m8

>>159991089
he's a cuck
they enjoy it

>>159991509
purge has a beaner gf?

>please be careful not to mix cultural concepts in your designs, such as traditional divisions between the dress of children and adults, warriors and civilians, and upper and lower classes.

why is valve so desperate for the chinese cock?

>>159991509
wait how many dota 2 people are confirmed for actual 'cucks'?
>taking care of another man's child

>>159990632
I'm new, who or what is adelaide?
something like a dg2 waifu?

>>159991169
Tfw no kunkka bf

>>159991671
all western dota players are cucks

Western events : Diretide, frostivus
skipped because bones and laziness

Eastern events : new bloom
never skipped, every year there is something

>>159991837
there wasn't dick this year

>>159991661
china is by far the largest chunk of the dota player base

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I realized, fellow shitposting memers, that at the rate the world is going, we will discover aliens within the next 6 months.

>>159991837
I cant believe we havent had a christmas event in like 3 years, what the fuck Valve

>win solo offlane as fucking Nyx versus a JUGGERNAUT and JAKIRO
>kill them both thrice
>18 minute aghs
>life is sweet
>suddenly the game carries out for another 40 minutes
>I'm just a mana eater and nothing more at this point
>we're going to lose, doesn't matter how much space I made
>team is incapable of not clumping up for QoP + Warlock ult
>lose 4 teamfights back to back
>suddenly everyone but a few disconnect
>they all reconnect immediately
>"MMR will not be scored due to poor connectivity"

SAVED FROM THE MMR ASSASSINS.

>>159991873
they got item sets and a questline for the battlepass

more than we got that year for sure

>>159991910
I really don't mind there not being any more gay hatgrinds

How do you build Viper?

>>159992057
shoot yourself in the head

>>159992057
tanky

>>159992040
do you really prefer your teammate picking stupid shit and going jungle because his quest in ranked?

at least these events never affected normal games (outside of that pa one)

>>159992107
rude and immature

>>159992057
i wouldnt know, i played viper like 3 times before realizing how boring he was and never played him again. probably the same way you would play drow

>>159992175
>Vaginas
Puke

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>>159992175
>3D
Disgusting desu

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>>159992175
>3D

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>>159991751
Hej!

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our senpai :3

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dead game dead thread

who is going to boston for the major? i personally plan to kick the living shit out of some of you if you show up

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>>159993792
n-no bully

>>159993792
be sure to call me a sissy faggot
I'll suck your dick as an ironic joke

>>159993792
If Lebanon shows up I will personally put him in the hospital.

>>159993792
I was going to, until I checked the hotel prices. Fuck that shit.

Why is Wraith King the only hero that has one button?

>>159994059
>he doesnt have connections irl

do you think sumail calls yawar onii-chan?

>>159994059
>he cant afford a few hundred dollars

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I just heard your EG was 2:0'd by ehome
hahahahahahaha

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how do i into invoker? i have zero real games with him but ive been messing around in 10v10 and its been enjoyable.

>>159994392
jump off a cliff

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how much longer till tier 4 esports

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>>159994436
pls

sup /d2g/ays haven't followed anything since ti

how good are the boys?

SO DED

>>159995096
it's fridey night
/d2g/ is out clubbing

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>>159995252

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>>159995252

>>159995252
realistically how hard is it to get laid if you go to a bar at night? im just an average guy. but im 6'1...

What do you do when the opponent is so bad that it becomes impossible to read and outplays you?

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I haven't reminded you losers in a while so take notice that this game is still a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now?

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your existence, seriously.

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>>159995927
Why are you posting one of my pastas?

Can you like, let this place die. It's better off this way anyway.

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>>159995860
you turn off your brain

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>>159996160
STOP POSTING AND LET THIS PLACE DIE ALREADY, YOU RETARD.

>>159996160
>the lowest skill ceiling dota 2 has ever had
>SingSing is still not competitive enough to be on a team

>he doesn't have more commends then matches played
if your team wasn't happy with you enough to commend you after a game well played, you are the cancer of the dota 2 community

Kill yourself is probably the biggest shibboleth of an underage redditor

>aN/aN/aN(undefined)aN:aN:aN No.undefined
what did he mean by this?

>>159996304
Kill your self.

>>159996471
sorry I'm not buddhist

>>159996535
Throw yourself in front of a moving truck.

>>159996652
driver slams on the brakes :)

>>159996776
Throw yourself off a building then.

im super fucking drunk

convince me not to queue for a game

>>159996864
Kill urself.

>>159996262
scrubs is a reddit show

CCnC's stream has to be the funniest shit I have ever seen

It's a pasty alien-looking fucker autistically sperging out

I hate dota

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Still taking it all in. Fuck Charlie and LD, too.

>>159996160
there is should be aui face

why does anyone like sing he's bad and boring

>>159998482
he's good though

>>159998482
he used to be on a funny memeteam

>>159998482
I like BSJ alot more than singsing

>>159998482
He's funny.

>>159995342
these bitches dont even have normal skin color
why do you faggots obsess over them?

>>159998884
shouldnt you be fucking whores you stupid faggot normie?

>>159999173
>whores
>faggot
>normie

Make up your mind, neet

>>159999879
Please only post dota related images

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>>159999879

Did Digital Chaos play anything except Elimination Mode 2.0 since The Invitational 2016?

>>160000000
>>159999999

When a player 1k+ MMR higher than you tells you to do something, maybe you should do it?

Just a thought.

well /d2g/ i spent the last 3 days covered in my ejaculate and basking in the glow of being right.

what has changed for dota 2 while i have been away? did any good teams play in any tourneys>? vods etc

>>159973793
Both Moon and RTZ said they were rooting for the candidates ironically to rustle jimmies

>>159991954
>im just a manaeater
>not aghs bunker up man
>Not look for a pick off and your core uses his tp2 boots on you while ur invis

anyone pro immigrant should be forced to play 5 games on US east

>>160000038
>there will be /d2g/tards who won't know who PPD was
>>160000364
When that guy politely asks you, and keeps politely asking even if you didn't do it the first time, sure.
But acting entitled and like you know what your team should do is a quick way to morale loss and gg.
Even if you're 100% right on what to do, you still don't get to say it

FDL bring back the cat!

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>EG lost to fucking PUGNA

fucking dead ass game that only gay anime trap loving faggots play

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why is singsing playing with Hila

>>159997558

>calm cool and collected

>is literally none of these things

RMYT (really makes you think)

>>160000926
>When that guy politely asks you, and keeps politely asking even if you didn't do it the first time, sure.
But acting entitled and like you know what your team should do is a quick way to morale loss and gg.
Even if you're 100% right on what to do, you still don't get to say it
I used to feel that way too when I was 4k/5k MMR and wonder why so many of the high MMR players on my team would get so tilted. However, I think I understand how they feel, since once you start consistently getting games with teammates who are so so much worse than you and refuse to listen to you, it's really frustrating.

Dead thread. Dead game.

we can shitposting when AF beat EG

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>6 posts in an hour

>>160002638
so this... is the power... of aus prime time....

EG is so trash. They couldn't win a single game against ehome. Not even a single fucking game.

What if Zephyr reunited again?

>>160000926
Who is ppd?

>Drow aura only applies to heroes in 600 AoE of her
fixed

>>160002816
not really

>>160002816
>let's make Drow BadVenge

>>159992057
There's 2 ways to play him
Utility Core
Semi Carry

Utility Core you want to get Dragonlance Pipe Greaves. Use the Dragonlance early for the stats and late to help your carry out. Pipe if they have magic burst, you'll have like 60% magic resist and it helps your team a lot. Rush a Mek for pushing. Afterwards you want more carry stuff if the game continues on, so just build him like a ranged agility hero. Get and Aghs at some point if they have someone like Sven or Lifestealer.

For carry Viper you want a Silver Edge, Skadi, Butterfly, MKB and/or BKB. Skadi is fuckin evil since it's a 60% moveslow on all basic attacks.

>>160002638
I can't post I keep getting connection errors.
Let's try some more.

>>160002816
No. Marksmanship now has an active that also grants true strike that also applies to teammates in a 900 aoe for 10 seconds.

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post feats

whats happening to the server?

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>>160003045

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>>160003045
I managed this because I was barely paying attention

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>it's another "pos 1" void who just reverses the skilling order of time walk and time lock then buys offlane void items all out of order

>rog masters says its live on liquid
>check twitch
>nope

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New Hero
Banshee
18 Str +1.6 growth 18 Agi +2.0 growth 24 Int +3.5 growth, base magic resist of 33%

Q Ethereal Fog
Deals 10/25/40/55 damage per second and reduces the magic resist of enemy units inside by a flat 1/2/3/4% per second. Lasts 8 seconds, weakening lingers for 3 seconds after leaving fog.

W Ghostly Surge
Briefly becomes ethereal losing 40% magic resist and rushing to the target location dealing 80/140/200/260 magic damage and slowing enemies hit by 40% for 2/2.5/3/3.5 seconds

E Haunting Presence
Passively reduces the magic resist of enemies within 600 radius by 8/12/16/20%

R Deathly Wail
Channels over 4 seconds dealing 60/90/120 damage per second in a 600/700/800 radius around the Banshee. At the end of the channel a crescendo is reached dealing 250/375/500 burst damage.

Agh's Upgrade
Deathly Wail now slows enemies within its radius by 40% and reduces their attack speed by 80.

SECRET WILL NEVER

GROW A MUSTACHE

>>160003274
Say no to rtz

So now that 4chan is not only garbage but also literally broken and dead, where do we go?

>Danelie sweater-outline boobies
Mother of god

>>160001956
Yeah, but those high mmr players have lost themselves to the grind.
It is really frustrating, but just as much as it's on you to carry your team on a mechanical level, it's also on you to make sure your team stays in morale, if you really wanna give yourself the best possible chances in obtaining points.
Of course they tilt, and what the retard players are doing is objectively wrong, but you when you grind mmr, you have to assume everyone else is a retard, and so you also have to assume your team is full of tilting retards who you have to pander to

>>160003175
>It's a battlefury void game
>It's a radiance void game
>It's an aghanims into no damage void game

Need pics of that chink semen demon.

>>160003448
Playdota forums?

>>160000826
>implying there isn't that one ass-hurt support who spills his own money so their core can carry a gem, or just litters the map with literally 15+ sentries whenever they're getting reamed by an invis hero

Nyx becomes a purely defensive hero after 35 minutes if he was in offlane and didn't have a midas. You just sit at your/their highground, burrowed and spamming your spells and items to save teammates or to elongate stuns. Can't do anything else.

>>160003926
This desu. Midas is core on pretty much every hero that can't farm. But nyx can do some shit if you get aether octarine eblade dagon. Literally stunlock and burst while hurried.

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>soe came back to dota

based

>bet 6 dollars on EG
>lose all those savings because they can't handle pugna and alchs

From now on I will consider EG a tier 3 team since they can't beat tier 2 chinks and personally lost me cash.

>>160003995
But MidOne is the only good player on secret.

????

>>160004024
>>160003926
You can't even burrow > carapace anymore due to the 0.5 second increase on burrowing. At least nowhere near as reliably.
Midas on him is also tricky because you need that aghs or blink or dagon at an effective time, otherwise you can't make use of the hero's timing.

I'm retiring from Dota 2, just don't have the passion for it anymore.

>>160003926
I've seen a nyx win lategame games so many times because he ults, finds a core pushing a lane or farming a jungle while the team is taking a break from teaming up to wait for CDs or rosh, and a core uses tp2 boots to TP to nyx and they kill the core

>>160004073
Just until a new Blizzard shit comes up, then she will be back to shilling for them :^)

>>160004187
Dendi go stream zaebal

>>160004187
SingSing?

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Guys he's back!
You wish

>>160004269
who?

>>160004289
Our king

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>>160004235
Someone's defensive

>>160004269
barnyyy is never coming back and it's OUR fault

Gotta admit, I'm kind of enjoying seeing Team Secret slowly dying.

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>>160004220
This meme is retarded, she did blizzard stuff before dota 2 existed

>>160004338
The sad part is that he was on his way to make money out of streaming and maybe even get into casting, but he burned too many bridges, didn't like the feeling of obligation and then the whole wrist cancer thing.
But maybe it's better for him to go out on the top, instead of seeing him turn into a politically correct sellout

puppey's bounty is awful

where were you when you realized puppey was a bad player?

>>160003175
>>160003736
Whenever I Void I go Diffusal into Manta and then whatever the hell I think I need.
It's really hard to lose with him, Diffusal Manta ult is guaranteed kill(s)

>>160004220
You can like more than one game retard. She works for whatever company hires her. She stopped getting hired for Dota tournaments for some (((inexplicable reason.)))

>>160004415
>short thick legs
ew

>>160004562
>short thick legs
YES

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>>160004562
Soe is tiny

>>160004607
>Thick, short, feminine penis
YES

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what hero should I pick when I want to travel back in time and marry teenager alizee?

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>>160004462
I just had a faggot safelane void rush a sb into bkb and would only chrono after half the team had died.

>>160004643
>Thick, short, feminine penis on a big, 6'5" musclebear
Y E S

>>160004663
weaver ya dingus

>>160004673
>6.5 bearpenis on a thick, short musclefemale
PLEASE

is me or just everyone in pro scene become bad now?

>>160004673
>>160004723
>doturds

NO

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>MEMECRET

holy fuk, SECREKT

>>160004775
yeah man im sure youre better just go pro its easy everyone is bad

HIDE YO MONITORS

>initiating and blowing all your spells on the tankiest hero

'''''''''''''professional'''''''''''''' team

KheZu left Synderen for this?

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The original SEAGOD Meracle is back?

Nice, One of my favorite players.

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RAAAAHHHHH?

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>Secret

LUL

>audio out of sync
Rip

>>160004876
what are those axes from? I saw another picture unrelated to dota with those axes

>>160004952
The Axes of New Forced Meme

envy_hammering_secret.jpg

>>160004723
>>160004673
>short bearmale with a 6'5" feminine musclecock
W A I T E D S O L O N G

Honestly, reaching the semis of a second rate SEA tournament is more than I expected from Team Secret. I'm surprised they weren't yet ejected by some random flip pubstack.

>Secret
what went wrong?

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>production cuts away from the wide shot so we can't look at Soe any longer

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>It's Envy asses CoL episode again.

anyone looking to start a team for the battlecup?

>>160005197
what he say??

>Secret

>>160005239
>I've studioed CoL a lot and Swindlezz is not the problem!

He also said it about Justin being a solid player as well.

>>160005264
I suppose alliance, liquid, and navi still exist.
You can be total tier 5 garbage and still stay in the scene.

>>160005323
he's false flagging so CoL might stay the way it is so he can continue stomping them

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I hope he's rescued soon

His anus can't hold out forever

>>160005219
He was on heavy rise when he stopped caring (maybe because of it), leaving his viewers hanging for months
1000 as a noname who's not known from any team or any other stream with no connections on the scene besides Blitz, who never tries to sell him to people, even 1k was impressive

>>159992996
>bust in it nightly
What is this referring too?

>>160005621
his dakimakura

>>159994228
>event ticket price
>plane ticket price
>food
>hotel

I'm not going to spend $1000 to visit Boston in December.

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>>160002816
>ass-ravaged about a ranged creep with really good right-clicks
I love it. Of all the heroes in this fucking awful game to whine about...

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lmao they got boxes for the girls to stand on

>>160005917
Spend the money for your love and passion for the game

>>160006087
>you will never get on your hands and knees to have soe stand on you

i should kys myself

>>160006060
but the entire point of drow is she makes actual good heroes into right clickers as well

>>160004427
What bridges did he burn?

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>>160006138
does indeed feel bad

>>160006060
>>160006149
Her Aura is honestly too braindead.
I'd be fine if it became an ACTUAL aura, even if it was a super aura with 1200 range.

But then give it an active, so that she can make it global for a few seconds for a small mana cost. Would actually mean you have to pay attention to other lanes instead of braindead +30 damage on your supports. Make her a little less pick or ban too.

>>160006138
tobi pls

>>160000000

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>Pielieshit.

>>160006087
keek

secret is crumbling

>>160006087

leel

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>>160006149
Exactly. Just like the entire point of some other heroes is to be fucking invincible with 1 item unless the entire enemy team dedicates 100% of their time to watching that hero's ass 24/7.

Why would you want to nerf Drow so badly, of all heroes?

>>160006172
From being a real nigga and saying out loud what he thinks about players on stream, especially on the 2012-2013 ones
Some casters too. Also the rep he has because of his humor and fanbase, which hinders his stream to get any publicity or sponsors

guys I think AF will rape EG considering how EG lost to tier 2 chinks. No way can EG even beat madara. Venomancer was the strat they were saving it wasn't even a meme pick

>>160006748
Is there a Dota 2 player that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH London Conspiracy Madara? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about XtremeXPC International Madara who played mostly third position offlane role and placed 2nd in Battle of Central Europe Season 1 against Oslik Gaming playing Dark Seer and Doom. Hell, I'm not even talking about the Madara that placed 1st in GameAthlon Greece LAN and eGaming 2014 Greece LAN. I'm also not talking about the Madara that placed 2nd in Dota Regions against Not Today playing Nature's Prophet and Faceless Void or the Madara that placed 2nd in GFinity League against GOOMBA Gaming. I'm definitely NOT talking about the Madara that placed 1st in Dota Legends against Skarmory playing Tidehunter and Faceless Void. I'm talking about London Conspiracy Madara with 1st place at Star Ladder Pro Series Season 11 playing Luna and Jakiro and placed 1st at Deadly Gaming Cup Season 1 playing Juggernaut, Viper, Alchemist, and Slark and placed 1st MSI Dragon Battle #2 playing Troll and Puck and capable of knocking out EG at MLG with teammates like Keyser Soze, SkyLark, SKANKS224, standin ThuG and team captain SsaSpartan that plays position 1/2 core heroes like Leshrac, Queen of Pain, Gyrocopter and Phantom Lancer while being very skilled at both securing farm and executing team fights

why is this minimap so shit literally can't see anything

EG is overrated tier 3 garbage.
How long until rtc leaves?
I think he'll announce his departure in the week after the boston major

>>160006740
Hmm I actually don't recall much of him talking about personalities, but I do remember the fanbase and its futa memes before he left

>>160006795
thug and madara need a better team desu even though AF is actually improving. They've been together for two years now.

Just had a PA go mid and max blink against legion and feed her 2 duel victories in 7 mins

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>SHITREKT

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THREE SHOT EVERY DIRE HERO
Sven is ridiculous

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When did Valve release a chinese weather? First time I see this Smog weather.

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Say bye bye, Shitrekt.

>>160007031
nice 1K MMR game

FUCK THIS MEMEBACK SHIT

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>secret struggling in a SEA tournament against serial failures Mineski

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>>160007068
only thing saying goodbye today is np later today from northern arena animetard

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just why

>>160007148
That was a 2k game from over a year ago.
Rewatching it is a bit painful, yes, but also pretty funny.

>Sven literally just suicides for a potential position 5 Bane kill
feels pub man

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Rubberbanding is literally what made Singsing quit the game.

He stated multiple times when trying out LoL, Hots and even Strife: "shieeeeet, can't play this game, FUK MAN you can't snowball here, it's so boring".

On top of meta's farming cores he simply couldn't find his place in this game.

His favorite position was playmaking mid, he loved Rhasta mid and other various int heroes. Since Valvo fucked the game over and this went away from these picks, Sing could never adjust. He tried carries, offlanes, meta mids, but was never successful, because he didn't enjoyed that gameplay.

Hope all you shitlord rubberband defenders are happy, because you ruined this game.

This "increased accessibility" killed what made DOTA a real man's game and now all that's left is a hero farming simulator, as in a fucking LoL clone where Leddit literally dictates the balance and every shitstain loser is pandered by the spoon.

>>160007229
i like how Kunkka doesnt cast a single spell on a treant afk hitting creeps

Stop using pastas or kill yourself Tiago

Why cant they change the minimap icons, the text is annoying me

>>160007290
Or how he pops torrent three seconds after he's unstunned extremely far back as if I was gonna run or as if I could make it that far back in the first place.
Literally 4 different spells that could have killed me, we won that teamfight and the game because they all misplayed horribly.

It's funny watching old ass replays from when you were dogshit. Now I'm just bad and I only cringe occasionally when watching replays.

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>>160007326
Whoa, dude...

That's like, really harsh and like, rude, man.

I think you need to, like, you know, take a chill-pill or something, dudestein.

Like, chillax, dudebro. There's no reason to be upset, man.

Whoa.. easy on the negative vibes and stuff. Seriously.

Also, check out this image!

>>160007403
>>160007248
fuck off lel ouch lebanon psg

>>160007456
That's alberto barbosa

I AM LITERALLY SATAN!

No one on /vg/ has better player behavior MMR than me!

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Soe is dota again!

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>>160007582
forgot my pic

>>160007665
Epic.

>>160007665
So cool!

>>160007665
>/vg/ chat
>cuck xD
>acts like a fuckboi to farm memescore

At least you look kind of cute in your avatar

>>160007665
I forget, what do you type in to bring up your stats?

Fuck, Secret are winning.

OD is balance :)

SECRET WILL NEVER _____

OD is so fucking stupid.

Sven played like shit

Can Secret be stopped?

>Soe
>Lumi
>fucking Durka
JUST

>>160007823
that failed kill at mid against bane started the 322

>>160007840
just what?

Can you finish your sentence.

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>faggot picks a farming carry after someone already picked a safelane carry
>asks if he can steal the lane after he picks

How can people not even understand the most basic shit in 4.5k? I just had a game with a safelane ember, mid mirana, and offlane sven.

>>160007665

Best poster ITT.

>>160008065
>mirana
>farming carry

>>160008065
What does that have to do with the election?

>>160008104
When did I ever say that? I'm talking about sven.

holy shit this awful accent on soe why do they keep hiring this disgusting bitch? that sea monkey can talk much better english than soe and it's much sexier as token female

Hillary is Puppan

>>160008330
so who is trump?
ppd?

>>160008353
ppd hates trump tho

>>160008353
EE
>MAGA

>/d2g/ Americans think they are allowed to be racist with a black president for 8 years and sumail carrying their trash tier 3 white asses
Nice joke. Go to league if you want roster lock you faggots.

>>160008353
Mason

eww why is soe back in dota???

>dota tourney in SEA
>there are several ultra qts in the audience
sometimes I think I should just learn malay in uni and become trade ambassador in the jungle or some shit, making a gorillion jungle babies that live with me in the trees

>>160008656
No Blizzard games to shill for.

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>>160008656
To make you mad.

>>160008656
OW is already dead, so she crawled back (and gave some BJ) to the dota scene.

>>160008656
to Make Dota(2) Great Again

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Why is /trash/ better moderated than /vg?

I miss Gents.

>>160008957
ye lets discuss dota instead then what interesting new topics do you want to talk about that haven't been beaten to death yet?

>>160009016
Slark should get an Aghs that makes him spell immune while ulted.

>>160009090
don't give them any ideas

actually I guess since he loses a slot it might be ok, but I don't really see the point

>>160009090
No slark aghs should make dark pact a toggled ability. You constantly lose HP but dark pact constantly purges you.

>>160009090
Essence Shift lets Slark gain 3 of each stat with aghs

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i'm in d2g or pol
can't tell

>>160009224
icefrog if youre reading this pls god no

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>>160009090
>>160009224
>>160009230
Let's just make all three an aghs upgrade, Slark could use some buffs.

https://twitter.com/ROGMasters/status/797424261799485444

>>160009230
Slark aghs should loser his BAT to 1

>>160009262
/pol/ is 80 IQ and /d2g/ is above 100. That's how I tell the difference.

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https://steamcommunity.com/games/dota2/announcements/detail/580230861253463673

"With the fall season now upon us, it's time once again to turn the focus of the Dota 2 Workshop to thoughts of the upcoming Lunar New Year [...]
We would like to ask artists to avoid the use of any concepts that involve human skulls, blood, and gore."

Ummmmm Dotards? Are you getting cucked by China again?

>>160009304
where would dota be without ASUS? ROG Masters, all of memeleague: both are ASUS tourneys.

>>160009381
The chink dick is so far up gabens ass holy shit. The only thing valve cares about is CHYNA. Trump was right.

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>>160009401
>one hosted by soe, the other sheever

wtf I love ASUS now

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>>160009306
>/d2g/ is above 100

>>160009304
>That moment when you survive with 1HP
yeah because sure he couldve died after purging the shadow word with around 35 HP

who is the most chuuni dota 2

>>160009553
he could have continued down top and not have the debuff on him

>rubick and jungle LC on your team

and here comes the loss

Why can't we play AA mid anymore?

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>Sheever

>>160009656
A good Rubick is a blessing.
He is also as rare as the mythical female orgasm.

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>>160009706
>rubick is my most played hero by far
>48% winrate

>tfw you filtered "trump"
was time senpai

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>>160009756
Here's how you play Rubick

Only pick him against Enigma

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>>160009823
>enigger black holes 3 of your allies
>the enemy team clumps up to hit them
>blink in
>steal hole
>aim it a bit outside of the original hole
>5-man black hole

>>160009936
>your team is busy running away instead of killing them
:D
This is such a team game.

Back in my day we used to play every """support""" in the mid lane because they were all manly.
I hate nudota2

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>>160009936

>>160009936
>be Enigma.
>Blackhole 5 people.
>INVOKER COMES TO TORNADO THEM

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>160010035
>Back in my day we used to have no idea wtf we were doing

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>>160010080

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Secret sure are having a hard time winning against fucking mineski

>>160010170
I don't understand why Puppey fucked up like 3 great Secret versions

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SECRET WASN'T SUPPOSED TO WIN

WHAT THE FUCK

>>160010206
which 3?

>want to play meepo
>suck at micro
oh well at least beastmaster has baby easy micro

>pick Warlock
>lose

Starting to become very familiar...

what a great comeback, they just need time to get used to each other
jesus fuck secret not even t2 team now

>>160010114
Fuck this artificial establishment. That's league shit. My int heroes aren't supposed be supports.

AHAHAHAHA

BULLY STRAT

HOLY SHIT SOE YOUR SO FUNNY XDD

I ALMOST REDDITED MYSELF LAUGHING SO HARD

XDD

kemal is icefrog

Time for pornstars and legion TD
Where are our puppey fans at?

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>>160010496
Is that you, George?

>>160010567
we are all puppey fans here

>>160010695
I'm not

>>160010578
>that browser configuration
ABSOLUTELY
AND
UTTERLY
DISGUSTING

>talk about dota
>thread dies
Next year this thread will be page 4 and the year after that page 8. I'll probably stop coming here next year. Good game well played guys.

>>160010734
im gonna FIGHT YOU

>>160010734
because you are reddit

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>>160010578
jesus christ i mean im not a big fan but what the fuck

Nice a tournament I don't have to mute when a terrible caster starts screaming

>Sweden having a massive national socialist rally where the Jews are named and police are actively helping them

SWEDEN NO

>>160010797
i am reddit, actually

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>>160010734
Get out. Now.

>>160010797
reddit loves puppey

>>160010820
There isn't a single girl in videogames that doesn't get shit like that daily, lot of redpill neckbeards out there.

>>160010876
That's the most stupid post I've read this year, congrats.

>>160010485
Honestly lich mid is pretty good if your team wants to just push at rax10 minutes. Nothing wins early teamfights like a mid lich.

>>160010876
no i don't
t. reddit

>>160010868
i fucking love puppey and team secret

>>160010578
That is good. Unfortunately it's not enough. We need more of this. I'm not a white conservative but I hate these cunts that are turning our games into jokes with their presence.

>>160010858
bullshit