Who the fuck still plays on live servers edition
>Overwatch Dev Tracker
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>Official Website and Community
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>Latest Patch Notes (Live)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749777650
>Ongoing Hero Balance Changes (PTR)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749857162
>Sombra Animated Short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og5-Pm4HNlI [Embed] [Embed]
>Overwatch Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://overbuff.com/
http://masteroverwatch.com
>Competitive Info
http://gousgamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
Old thread: >>159887087
Who /PISSEDASFUCK/ here?
Sombra!
I want tobreakAmelie'smind
First for Sombra's tighthacking schedule.
bully the Pharah
>make new hero
>make her shit just in case reddit cries
why bother just make a fucking tank if you wan boring heroes.
>>159905050
Dlete this. Widowmaker is only for cuddling.
Think Blizzard will ever allow us to augment our hero abilities?
I.e instead of mercys M2 being damage boost it could be swapped out for a life grip (opposite of her shift ).
>>159905050
W-what is happening there.
>>159905037
november isn't over yet
Call me when Sombra is actually useful.
>>159905217
>it's November
>people are asking
>no replies
>>159905207
No and I hope that never happens.
>>159905207
Overwatch is beautifully simple, I don't think they would want to muddy its casual appeal with any kind of gameplay customization, even though it would make it more fun.
>>159905050
>this image
Do not mistreat the qt blueberry.
>>159905207
If anyone should have that, it's Roadhog.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Would you a loli Sombra?
>>159905463
why do Koreans write left -> right instead of right -> left?
so where can a fella get some easy comp boosting from gold to plat around these parts? :^)
Reinhardt's hammer.
>>159905504
Because that's how their writing evolved? Shit, man, I don't know. Why do the Japanese write right to left?
>>159905593
it's weird because literally everyone around them does the exact opposite
>>159905504
This is like asking why every single country in the world writes the date before the month anon, they're all retarded!
>>159905567
It's for Amaris only.
>>159905702
Do not sexualize the illuminati pls.
>>159905463
you're gonna have to start posting things that are a bit lewder than that, anon
>>159905658
Thanks for reminding me that America uses MDY.
Is very good joke.
>>159905443
In the US? Hell no.
In Mexico.....no comment
>>159905504
Just to annoy you, weeb
I am in love with this cowboy.
>>159905531
>needs to be boosted to plat
>>159905730
WELL CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE GOTTEN YOURSELF CAUGHT! NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN??
when will ptr stuff be pushed into the normal build?
>>159905657
That... you know what, that is strange. Apparently their alphabet is really simplistic compared to Chinese, Japanese, etc., too. I wonder why everything about it seems so out of place?
>>159905831
He's a hell of a guy. I'm happy for you, anon.
>>159905567
Christ, my beartrap vag can't even handle a normal dick. I reflexively clenched a little looking at this.
>>159905704
Exactly
>>159905443
Age of consent in Mexico is 12
>>159905841
more
>>159905835
do u know how fucking awful it is to solo queue in gold? every second match theres a quitter that gets the match either cancelled or guarantees you a loss, its garbo mate
>>159905740
Why is Ana objectively the best overwatch girl
>>159905917
That looks like the artist that did the Dragons comic. Nice job.
Goddamn platinum is boring, I've had more engaging matches in quickplay.
>>159905934
>>159905983
First Strike will make her better.
>Ana/Torb/Rein stealth mission in the arctic and Torb can barely keep up
>Ana kicking doors down and going in first
>>159906106
STOP
>>159906124
yeah that looks cool and I can't wait to read it WHENEVER IT FUCKING RELEASES
>play healer dps cant pepl for you
>play dps peel for healer but they dont heal you
>play tank dps run infront of your shield and die
wish i could just find friends who are good at this game
>>159906124
>sniper
>going in first
ok
>>159905917
Nana's the only one who can handle grandpa's hammer.
>>159905983
Ana is best girl because she's a milf.
stop this
>>159906216
what rank you at fatty?
>>159905071
Sinner nails facial expressions but has the worst case of tumblr nose/same face I've ever fucking seen.
you people are such enormous faggots. These threads are nothing more than people circle jerking each other over characters they will never fuck.
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>159906282
That's when happen when a game is popular unlike the other dead generals on the board
Just let them drop off and stop complaining
>>159906165
>junkrat doesnt share a firing time with his mine
about as bitchy as it gets
need to have 100% friendly fire on it if it hits an enemy.
>>159906220
for positioning
>>159906313
>The fuck is wrong with you?
>>159906307
worst case of sameface is still incase
>>159906346
Why do the mods even allow cropped porn to be posted?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MODS?!
>>159906306
2900 so plat
>>159905897
Can trannies' inverted dick clench?
>>159906470
Not Shadman?
>>159906313
We can't help it. We"ve got such great waifus.
>>159906313
>The fuck is wrong with you?
>he doesn't have a OW waifu/husbando
>on 4chan
You posting in the wrong neighborhood, friend.
>>159906518
>>159906560
And husbandos. And robots, for that matter. What's not to love?
>>159906518
Mods don't care about /vg/ 90% of the time
>>159906346
>>159906647
delete these
illuminatis are not for sexual
>>159906470
Incase isn't that bad tbqhwu
>>159906648
I hope we get more robots soon.
>>159906374
>junkrat lucks the fuck out
>lucky grenade kills
>just spams randomly
>knocks me off with a mine when he misses with everything
>tirekill spawn camp
>game ends
>leave
>gives me warning during POTG
>Fuck off you stupid nigger
>leave
>10 minute ban
HOW
FUCKING
INSOLENT
I just want to beat the shit out of the game designers.
Is it true movement speed backwards is actually slower than forwards?
>>159906693
>>159906809
is it true all widow posters have advanced autism?
>>159906532
I am EU, i can play with you if you want but all my friends are offline so no 6 stack. I also dropped to 2600 from 3100 so we will get matched with mid plats.
>>159906809
Yes, if you're back pedaling you are slower.
>>159906862
well it's the opposite in zelda games
>Soldier drops his heal for us on Ilios
>Gets pushed in the well right after
>"Get over here and heal up" echoing in the well as he dies
This shit was funny to me for some reason
>>159906862
*snipes u in french*
>>159907138
not so fast there partner
Cutest and best pairing
>>159906730
Big Red as offensive tank when?
>>159907276
JUSTICE
>don't play zarya
>lose
>play zarya
>cleave the enemies' asshole apart
huh
>/v/ theroizes who the gay characters are
>80% of them list characters that have no chance of appearing in First Strike
Not that I care, but it just goes to show how little the community understands the lore. It's all over the place and it's clear most people can't follow along.
>>159907359
Zarya is strong, are you surprised? When she gets 50% charge she hurts. When she has over 80% charge she tears assholes apart.
I'm glad they're nerfing her charge rate, and it's good we're actually getting a character that counters her decently.
Protect this smile pls.
>>159907359
I don't know how to use her, some tips?
>>159907359
>play ez hero
>get ez win
how shocking
What is it about Hana Songs breasts that makes me so aroused
Theyre not really big, but theres something about the way they look in her suit
>>159907462
Justice needs to take a nap.
>>159907387
>Not that I care, but it just goes to show how little the community understands the lore. It's all over the place and it's clear most people can't follow along.
To be honest I can't really read anything that's not really moving. Autism, ADD, fucked if I know but it's an issue I've always had so following the story of Overwatch is difficult for me. When I read 4chan posts longer than yours (paragraphs) or write this very post, I'm constantly looking around at something or alt+tabbing in between. I'd like to dive into the lore but the only thing i've sucked up is what's been said to me through 4chan posts.
I can't even read a fucking wiki for gods sake.
>>159907359
Together we are strong
>>159907387
>/v/ theroizes who the gay characters are
literally paying attention to this bullshit. they're asking for it.
>>159907453
>counters her decently
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA
>>159907601
>scroll /v/
>it appears on the front page
>read it
Guess I need to pour acid in my eyes next time it comes along just to be safe.
>>159907387
>expecting something more than bottom-rung out of /v/
>>159907495
Be aggressive with your personal shield especially on defense, but not so much where you get caught out as soon as it goes down
Most people get intimidated by it and start backpedaling and you can just mow them down
Otherwise just use your other shield on a somebody in the thick of things, preferably somebody like Reinhardt or Reaper and collect your free 50 energy
>>159907453
>>159907689
this, if sombra emps zarya while shes in a bubble it gives her 40 charge like wtf
>>159907387
>80% of them list characters that have no chance of appearing in First Strike
Do we know if there are any more other than the one/s in First Strike? Just because they say "soon" doesn't mean it'll be exclusive to the very next thing coming out. Cases can be made for characters involved in the Lucio/Symmetra and Zarya/Sombra subplots, and it looks like Blizzard's headed at least in the direction of focusing on the latter in the near future.
>>159907453
Not surprised, just that whenever I wanna dick around, that's when we lose.
I wanna play quickplay, but my team jsut falls apart unless i've got barriers on someone every 10 seconds
>>159907495
You see those barriers?
You can shoot them!
>>159907736
Even when there are wrong opinions there are a few that talk some sense. I don't see any. I even ctrl+F'd First Strike once and found zero results.
>>159907789
It's hilarious, and I'm still glad she can't do shit to me with my barriers.
YOU HAFF TO GO BACK
>>159907689
>>159907789
>She uses a bubble
>Don't shoot it
>She hasn't used her bubble yet
>Hack her so she doesn't use it
>See Zarya has used her bubble
>Don't use ult until it's gone
It's not hard guys. It's like how Genji's answer to McCree's flashbang is to deflect it.
>>159907875
/v/
Anybody got DL links or torrents for the comics?
Penis
>>159908040
>zarya
>gay
>>>>>>hardcore russian
>>159908040
I don't want to browse that shithole any more than necessary. It's almost as bad as /r/overwatch
Seems like you are still a bunch of fags.
>>159908040
>Giving sexual preference to a robot
Why is everybody so Horny right now?
>>159908147
Jesse McCree poster is out of town. We'll tell him you called.
>>159908147
Totally.
>>159908237
We're a bunch of virgin autists on the internet.
>>159908237
Thinking about Putin, you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhPvJOnHotE
>>159908313
More
>>159906545
When I said beartrap I meant vaginismus
What did Symmetra's VA meme by this?
>>159908376
>>159908408
>vaginismusOuch. Sorry to hear that, fampai.
>>159908441
China girl is cute
>Defending point casually
>See someone going for a flank
>Get ready to block
>Suddenly whole team is behind me
>Wonder where the fuck my team is
>They all got wiped and I didn't even notice
>>159908408
so what you're saying is you want someone with a small benis?
You guys are my friends and everything is gonna be alright
>>159908458
That's a really cute Tracer
>Play to work with team comp, usually my main
>Lose
>Play whatever because fuck them
>Win
I just can't don't understand this
Jesse Mccree
When should I use Lucio's breakdown?
>>159908613
>>159908691
To counter an ult.
>>159908691
When pushing or to stop an enemy's ult from wiping your team.
With sombra, be careful that she doesn't have her ult.
>>159907796
They emphasized soon. And that's really saying something because when Blizzard says "soon" they mean like in a few months. But they said, more than once mind you, it won't be "Blizzard soon" it's legitimately soon. It's all but confirmed that First Strike is what they are referring to.
>>159908610
You're my friend too, anon. Thank you for the webm, it made me smile.
>>159908783
>>159908801
Thank you
>>159908816
That's a fair point. Just figured I'd share my thoughts on the situation.
>>159908040
>Not rat and hog
>banter like an old couple
>dom/sub jokes
>gets butthurt when the other is insulted
How do you kill a Sombra?
>>159908610
Post your bnet so we can play with you.
>>159909089
by shooting her
>>159909089
>play skillrat
>place trap and concussion mine on her translocater
>press rmb when she triggers it
>>159909089
HOT
>>159907960
>hack her
have you even played more than 2 mins of sombra. Hacking anyone on the team in a proper team comp requires you to go behind and hope that you will be ignored. In 80% cases zarya popps her bubble cancels your hack and jumps to the front to get some charge. If your teleporter is not already down and far away have fun with your respawn.
>>159909089
Build a wall
>>159909089
Botegirl hero, when?
Just ran into a player with a blank name. How the fuck is this not fixed?
>>159901647
>considering how frequent people fuck up Tracer's ultimate,
What's the best way to use Tracer's ultimate? Genuine question.
>>159909089
Hunt her down as Winston or burn her down before she teleports away.
>Let's make a character
>Whose ultimate is a small convenience
>and only has 6 uses before they have to recharge it
>and can be canceled by the enemy team
>and the hero's first ability takes a whole minute to use effectively
>and said ability is completely hard-countered by a Winston holding m1, or generally any hero with an attack that does damage
>and their second ability is basically +25 HP for their whole team
>To compensate for this, we will make their weapon completely useless
>>159908734Cute
>>159909289
tracer is the cutest overwatch boy desu
Jeb Bush Hero when?
Ultimate:Please Clap
>Enemy team throws their guns down and claps
>>159909363
t. bronze
>>159909289
Combine with Zarya, or throw it on a rank. Get super nice and close when you throw it on them, that they're filling your entire screen. You can't miss then.
Most people I see who use it, and fail, will try to throw it at distance length where it usually misses entirely.
>>159909289
pair it up with graviton and it's basically instant death
personally i use it for quick 1-2 deaths, like i just stick it on a healer and run away
>>159909396
>level 1,600 is on the other team
>my team is a bunch of noobs literally a level 20
>proceed to rape him so bad he quits the game
I've never seen a player ranked so high and he mained genji. Talk about no fucking life
>>159909396
>>159909440
List of uses for Symmetra:
>Defense point 1 on maps where spawns don't move, or Eichenwalde because point 1 is the whole game
The end
>>159909289
There's a few ways, but here are my favorites:
>use after either Mei or Zarya have trapped some teammates
>use after Mei has frozen somebody with her gun
>use on supports that are sticking close to their tanks. Often they will panic and go towards their team, getting a multi-kill
>use on bastion so you don't have to pull a risky dance-around-the-bot and hope he doesn't kill you first
>>159909363
But her ult charge is fast as fuck if you don't just camp a corner and actually actively try to use your turrets and guns to get people. And her gun does crazy huge damage. If you're good with it, you can kill full health tanks with minimal trouble most the time.
>>159909363
her weapon gets energy off mei's walls, attack her wall and build her energy up
>>159909548
>Eichenwalde because point 1 is the whole game
Confirmed bronze.
>>159905087
I want to ridicule this webm so much
there's so much to hate on here over the fact that this was posted
I don't even know where to start there's so much to say
>>159908610
Anon pls C:
What's the objectively worst Overwatch?
>>159905087
im more triggered by sombras porter not getting absorbed
>>159909697
this one
HANA
A
N
A
>>159909667
>Lose point 1 on Eichenwalde
>Rest of map does not have chokepoint that literally everyone has to go through without extra mobility
Anyone have the BugChaserTracer image compilation?
>>159909434
I feel bad for Jeb
QUICK, POSTNORMAL-SKINNEDWIDOWMAKER
>>159909772
what triggers you more, that or that Sombra can't disable dva's mech explosion?
>>159909781
So tracer is a dead pick?
>>159909885
CUTE
what do people find appealing about Reaper?
>>159909805
>literally everyone has to go through
Come on now, is this b8?
>>159909697
>gameplay wise
Widowmaker. She was nerfed so hard that she's better if you use her machine gun instead of sniping, and she's supposed to be a fucking sniper.
>lore/opinion wise
Either Symmetra or D.Va. Symmetra is annoying as fuck and weird looking despite them CLEARLY trying to make her attractive, and D.Va is cringe incarnate. Her voicelines in particular are terrible.
>>159905087
>metzen
>>159909973
he's ironically edgy
>>159909676
The bit where he shoots the pillar is the best.
>>159909885
>>159909697
you're waifu
>>159909982
It's her VA that's the problem
>OI'M ON FIYURR
>>159909973
>/owg/: Reaper is a character you can actually carry a deadweight team with
>Normies: Reaper is like Shadow the Hedgehog and says edgy things
The game needs more thicc heroes.
>>159910114
whoa
>Matched with some guy in quickplay who is Silver with 2 Stars
>He is Plat with 2739
How does someone play for that long and still be so shit
>>159909982
>Without extra mobility
Eichenwalde is literally one big murderhole and the other paths lead straight back into LoS of the people defending the choke. The only exception is going over the bridge which provides a small amount of extra cover from the people watching the bridge from underneath, but it puts you right up against anyone who may already be there.
>>159910114
are thicc male thighs a turnon for women, or just gay men?
>>159910141
of course it's swiss
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raclette
What overwatch is never a wrong choice?
>>159910114
Inb4 some low test beta cuck complains about delicious cheese.
>>159910114
All females aside from D.Va and Tracer have thick thighs and hips.
>>159910274
Zarya
>Pull out Bastion on Attack in order to carry the team
Every time I enter Turret Mode I expect to get killed immediately but no, for some reason I don't. We didn't even have a Reinhardt. This is SR 4095 by the way.
>>159910274
Lucio and Zarya
>>159910170
he probably just doesn't care about ranking and spends all his time in QP shooting fools and having fun.
>>159910274
Rein.
Lucio.
>>159909885
>>159910040
>Amélie
I like this-
>non-blue
Pls delet where is the bleu?
>tfw she'll never be meta again so tankbabbies can be happy
>>159909982
>>159910065
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VDBUUqH3MHo
>>159910328
>>159910347
>>159910385
Thank you
>>159910458
TRIGGER WARNING
>>159910170
>>159910361
Wait the Portrait changes to Silver after you hit so many stars?
Is there gold?
Post cute music to help get through a long night of comp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7IazAmsHHM
>>159910265
god damn that sounds good
>>159910491
Silver at level 600 and gold at 1200
>>159910065
For Symmetra or D.Va?
>>159910205
Oh shit my bad, I rescind my snide comments. That being said, A LOT of characters have increased mobility that lets them blow through the first point if they coordinate. Genji, Tracer, Winston, Pharah, Mercy (if she follows one of the others), Lucio (if he wall rides), Widowmaker, D.Va, etc.
The reason why the choke is so effective is because everybody tries to go through there as a whole team and get cock blocked by Meis, Reins, Bastions, Junkrats, etc. that were made to turn a chokepoint into a killing field. Instead it's way better to have half the team run static at the choke and having the other half circumvent it to start capping. Once the enemy teams sees 2 or 3 people capping it without them even seeing them go by, they almost always panic and fall apart, letting you pincer them.
>>159910250
A lot of women like muscular legs, but muscular is different from THICC. If you have thicc thighs as a man then they just look fat, comical, and unattractive because of the feminine fat distribution.
>>159910274D.va___
>>159909426
Tracer is a girl.
>>159910291
these pancakes are way too lewd
>>159910205
Eichenwalde difficulty has nothing to do with the first choke. The attacker spawn advantage is so large that defenders almost always crumble. Even if they don't get early picks they get ult charge and just wipe up enough with ults that they can bully through with respawns.
Eichenwalde attacker difficulty is almost entirely centered around the progress to the second checkpoint. Defenders remain equal in spawn or have advantage as soon as the first gate opens, and their spawn automatically hands them high ground advantage.
>>159910520
This one improves my accuracy, somehow.
https://youtu.be/0UpZnSjMko4
>>159909973
The real question is why do people find Mei appealing? She freezes people alive and embeds icicles in their skulls while they're helpless. She's pure evil.
>>159910595
Isn't Reina objectively better?
>>159910458
Got you m8
>>159910490
she should have never been blue
>>159910040
>>159909885
>Read Widowmaker's background
>Realize her code name is Widwmaker because when the terrorist organization that kidnapped her & turned her into her current form, they essentially made her husband a widow
>>159910458
>tfw Widowmaker was already nerfed into uselessness by the time I bought Overwatch
Feels bad man. She's the only character I haven't got to play with much just because she's so shitty at sniping.
>>159910597
Boy or girl, with a face and figure like that I'd annihilate xer's asshole either way.
>>159910469
>boom shakalaka
Gagged IRL. I hadn't heard that one before.
>>159910114
agreed
>>159910771
This.
Make Amélie pure again.
>not liking D.vas voice lines
do you even realize how gay you are?
>>159910924
Stinky face ;)
>>159910924
Yeah I remember when I liked childish teenage girls too
Never
>>159910885
Is it time to post thickness?
REEEEELEASE FIRST STRIKE SO WE HAVE SOMETHING NEW TO TALK ABOUT
>>159910924
They're so fucking cringey. I know they were made to be self aware, but god damn that doesn't make them any less obnoxious.
I have a feeling D.va's feet would stink after she comes out of that battle suit after a day of battle.
>>159910924
It gives me a headache. I even find Tracer's voice okay. D.va is just so obviously filtered and fake that it comes across as dumb. Reminder d. va voice actor got the least amount of cheers at the panel because she couldn't make her voice sound like the game at all and she should honestly be thankful for that
>10 game loss streak
>7 games had a perpetual Junkrat on my team
Hmmm really makes you think
>play comp
>do okay for all game
>team starts to fuck up their coordination, I drop from gold to silver dps
>suddenly everyone on my team is telling me I suck and I should switch off to a tank
>even after I go back to holding gold everyone's still blaming me and calling me garbage
wew, leaves me wondering if it tells you whenever someone you report gets punished
Shhh!
Widow is sleeping...
>>159911047
Still have three weeks left in November:^)
I'm gonna play only Pharah every game until season 2 ends and post results. All map types: Attack, defense, payload, control point, mario kart, etc. If someone actually chooses Pharah first, however unlikely, I'll play Winston or Lucio. I bet I'll make it to Master.
I'm finally getting around to reading the Overwatch comics, and Mission Statement is by far my favorite so far (just started it).
>Begins with engineering team going missing, probably dead
>Next Pharah leaves one of the poor SOB survivors to die
>Then their Omnic bro commits fucking suicide in front of all of them
Definitely the most hardcore comic so far.
>>159911160
WAKE UP
BLLLLLELELELELELEL
MAKEUP
BLLELELELELELL
SHAKEUP
>>159911047
didn't a new hero just come out
>>159911160
BUUUUU
>mfw I just watched that Overwatch League video
Blizzard is trying to go a little too far with this, it's time to stop.
>>159909506
>lying about things on the internet
>>159911223
It's literally the same person who has been bitching about it from the beginning
Reaper76 fag
>>159907387
the gay characters are obviously Jack, or Gabe, or both, and this will be revealed when the story of overwatch falling apart is told
screenshot this
>>159907387
It was never stated that they would reveal it in First Strike
>>159910590
why can't muscular legs be thicc? I don't understand the distinction
>>159911223
On the PTR yes. She has yet to make it to live and probably won't be until next week or the week after at the latest.
>>159908208
>not being a robosexual
>>159911198
I'm tempted to fuck around for the last couple weeks of the season.
>>159911223
But we've know about her for months and we've already talked about her.
>>159911279
>lumping me in with some shipper fag
>so angry over someone they become the boogy man
>>159911265
They leave a lot to mystery about how things will work. It sounds more like a fantasy concept on paper than something that's tangible. There also seems to be very limited talk about it- there's no buzz. It might end up dead before it ever starts.
>>159910679
Hat.swf
>Genji complains about Roadhog hook, literally his only counter
Why do these absolute fags exist?
>>159911198
Lowering your SR to gold sounds pretty comfy, you might be able to use Pharah effectively against them.
Don't forget to post webms of fun plays when you get there.
When is Blizzard going to ban people avoiding matches? It's really fucking annoying.
>>159911287
No one needs to because it's been theorized for months.
>>159911389
Nothing else lore related that isn't "Blizzard soon" is coming out. Nothing else fits the time slot. First Strike is also supposed to be a lore dump that gives more character details.
>>159911590
A 1000 dollar tournament got 20k views on twitch today. There is definitely interest.
>>159911438
>wanting to fuck a robot
>>159911631
>literally his only counter
A half decent Winston player eats Genji for lunch. The Hook (TM) is my preferred counter, but Winston does beautifully as well.
>>159910729
She really excels at restraining the enemy and violently impaling them with her ice shafts.
>>159905874
Korean is a widely considered a language isolate, that's why.
>playing rein
>Hold my shield up against McClick's face as he tells the time
>>159911652
Can someone tell why there is not a single pretty boy in the game? A completely clean shaven young handsome man? Every game has at least one.
As a young woman I just can't husbando middle aged men and old men, too gross for me.
>Play really well as support
>Team mates all praise me at the end of the game
>One of them invites me to their group
>Crippling social anxiety sets in
>Can't accept even though I'd like to have coordination and bonus xp
>Get them in my very next game
>Leave immediately to avoid the situation
>mfw
>>159911760
Really? I guess you learn something new every day. Thanks, anon.
>>159911728
I would violently impale her with my staff
>>159905874
The reason is they literally reinvented the language from Chinese with the intention of making it easy to learn. The alphabet is really easy but grammar is a huge pain in the ass because it has intoning implemented into the language (i.e. you can write sarcasm)
>>159911896
I'm sorry, what did I just read?
>>159911882
Heads up
Someone should write a fic of Mercy mind breaking genji back to his old self instead of his enlightened hippie bullshit
>>159911896
>accidentally fall off stage
>leave game
>uninstall
>shut off computer
>sleep the rest of the day
>>159911882
>implying Lucio isn't THE pretty boy
Also even though the men are old, most are handsome as fuck. Even Roadhog has a nice bearmode deal going on with those jacked as fuck arms.
>>159912014
None of them are attractive. Why do people find Junkrat attractive? I'll never understand amputee fetish.
I would be in favor of modelling Lucio voice actor instead of uber manlet we got
>>159911719
>Winston counters Genji
Shittiest meme of 2016
>>159912034
>Mercy turning Genji back into a spoiled brat with lots of money who played video games all day and ate snacks instead of training
It'd be cute
>>159912014
Junkrat is an aquired taste, and lucio has facial hair
>>159912034
>mercy knocks out genji
>ties him up
>strips naked and teases genii
>refuses to let him cum
>spreads her anus and shits on his faceThen Mei comes in [spoiler/]
>>159911882
Young Genji is my husbando
>>159912132
sorry but I don't find facial hair or rugged appearance attractive. Lucio is just not attractive to me because he is way too short and he a weird soul patch
>>159912240
>Scat
>>159912196
No, Mercy doms Genji and he finds it very uncomfortable as he's used to being in charge in bed with all the other girls
>>159912196
No, I'm talking about after Hanzo tried to samurai him. He woke up pretty pissed.
>>159912196
>it's a 'what if' episode
>hanzo doesn't kill genji
>reyes becomes the strike commander
>ana shoots first
>pharah isn't autistic
>mercy is actually a competent doctor
>reinhardt doesn't retire
>tracer doesn't get her time powers
I kinda wanna see it
D.va needs a skin where she's barefoot
>>159911836
>be mr McClick
>Highnoon a riens sheild
>his entire team stand behind it
>ramp up enough dmg i 2hshot the shield and kill everyone behind it
>>159910780
I thought it was more like she made herself a widow when she killed her husband
>>159912149
>Why do people find Junkrat attractive? I'll never understand amputee fetish.
What makes you think it's just an amputee fetish?
You're right, though, Cruz is a lot more handsome than Lucio is.
>>159910924
>you will never eat dinner with D.va
>>159912187
He does you fucking scrub Try not sucking with him.
>>159912275
Tough shit then. Play another game if you need to want to fuck characters just to enjoy it you dumb cunt.
How do you worship your Overwatch waifu/husbando /owg/?mine is my wallpaper on my phone and i have all their voice lines in my music library
>>159912545
Great argument
>>159912416
>Mei is the only one who dies in Antarctica
>>159912631
Did you not see the young skins?
>>159912534
I don't find misisng limbs and hair attractive.
>>159912545
All I asked is for one handsome pretty boy? League, Dota, Warcraft all have them
Is the Ana ult nerf changing anything meta wise?
>>159912667
I hope everyone else noticed that there is a giant storm moving towards the ecopoint and Mei is all alone out there drinking whiskey and playing Chess Master on her computer.
>>159911896
Roscoe2001 is that you?
>>159912667
>>159912781
What hapened to Mei? Did she watch her friends freeze?
>>159912686
>All I asked is for one handsome pretty boy? League, Dota, Warcraft all have them
And you have one. Just because you're so incredibly picky that even Lucio isn't enough of a handsome pretty boy doesn't mean Blizzard is obligated to add another. Especially when women are a very small portion of players, and women who gives a shit are a fraction of that. We don't care either, get over it. And, newsflash, most women do find handsome older men attractive.
>>159912714
It might make Reinhardt+Ana be much less of a required combination. As it is now, if you pick one then you pretty much have to pick the other, and you'd be a fool to go on attack without the two of them.
>>159911973
A blog post
>>159912807
No, she watched her friends die, and then she ate them to survive
>>159911098
All 10 games had you on your team.
When are we getting another dual-wielding hero?
>>159912907
That's hot.
>>159912912
Ouch.
>>159912807
Yes. She ate all of their supplies (7 cups of ramen a day), then hopped into cryogenic freeze while the rest died.
>>159912686
>she doesn't want to smooch Junkrat's nubs
>>159912781Best movie, good on you.
>>159912907
is there fanart of the latter?
ITT: We state our disdain for robosexuality.
Look at this disgusting whore who has that tumblr haircut. I bet she takes a chock full of rusty nuts on a daily basis.
>>159912781
I enjoyed that reference too.
>>159912883
I am incredibly picky? Seriously? I explained to you why Lucio is just not attractive. And I gave you big time games that have that make trope.
Even LoL that is known for waifu pandering has handsome pretty boys.
>>159913057
You know there's young skins that have a shit load of fan art right? Also what are the pretty boys in LoL, wukong?
>>159912883
>Especially when women are a very small portion of players
You got any statistics to back that up bro?
>>159913021
His head dots makes it look like Zenyatta got more robomuscular. Zennie is getting some play, good for him.
>>159913057
>I'm not picky, I got a handsome pretty boy, but he has a SOUL PATCH and is SHORT so he doesn't fit my personal tastes
They gave you expressely what you requested. Just because it wasn't exactly what you had hoped for doesn't change reality.
Though I would like a twink 13 year old boy character. Imagine the /ss/, it'd be great.
>>159913021
>tumblr haircut
you might be retarded, if not blind
What's a good way to arrange groups for comp?
I can't stop losing games solo because I get a shit team every time. Nobody understands the good composition.
>>159913138
No, but I assumed the player base would follow the same divide that most video games (inb4 the stupid study that includes shitty phone games to skew the stats) follow. Which means far fewer women playing than men.
>>159913247
I've had the misfortune of playing with GRILL GAMERS in about half the games I play
>>159913139The head dots are actually the omnic's eyes. The slits are just to make them look more human. Zenyatta has nine eyes.
>>159913284
PC or console? That's crazy though, maybe I underestimated Overwatch's popular appeal. I have met one girl in the whole time I've been playing, and I wasn't 100% sure that it was just a very sultry sounding, oddly polite 12 year old boy.
>>159913304
Oh fuck me, I can never unsee that. They look like half assed bugs now.
So I've never played blizzard games before, how do they manage their lore? Will they confirm anything?
>>159913021
How can Omnics have relationships when they lack all the fucking chemicals required for them?
Pharah fixes.
>rockets travel faster
>direct hits knock back a lot, splash damage knocks back a little.
>while in the air pharah travels on the horizontal plane faster than she does current, much faster.
>>159913403
I didnt realize the eye thing either until i really looked at one of the posters in the hollywood map.
The "Some like it bot" poster has the omnics in drag wearing eyelashes on their dots.
Clearly the eye slits are just there to make people more comfortable with them.
>>159913403
PC.
>>159913480
Malfunction like Zenyetta did
>>159913435
You get the lore when they decide they want you to have the lore.
Otherwise they keep their lips incredibly tight
>>159912686
Only if you're okay with the pretty boy being a furry, like in Dota.
They have a random setting for highlight intros but there really should be one with skins and voice lines
>>159913480
Maybe to the omnic it's just a bond of emotional intimacy and deep trust, but they behave as a boyfriend for the woman since she desires a sexual relationship, not just a spiritual one? I can imagine that an omnic would be fine with using his 9 inch vibrating dildo to fuck the woman every night, even if they felt nothing from it. Since freedom of thought and movement is new for omnics, and many don't even consider them people, omnics may find a "relationship" with a human an appealing prospect. You can explore yourself and others in a way you never did before, and you get validation as a person rather than hate and vitriol.
>>159913480
I assume its the same reason there are religious robots like Zenyatta.
The robots are so sentient that their artificial minds follow the same logic as humans.
They are pretty much 'stupid' robots. They are sentient but not perfect analytical machines.
They are capable of all the flaws and vices that humans are. They believe they have souls and they develop fondness and empathy for humans and other omnics.
Simply put, they are so humanlike, they have human flaws. We cant assume an AI is always perfect.
>>159913530
>>159913512
>while in the air pharah travels on the horizontal plane faster than she does current, much faster.
Oh shit, Pharah might actually be a well rounded character finally, instead of being "oh shit this level has cliffs, time to get POTG with one environmental kill and an assist" type of pick.
>>159913530
The eye slits worked until I knew better. Now I can't stop seeing them as freaky bug people.
>>159913534
>PC.
Huh, like I said maybe I am wrong. Maybe Overwatch really does have more popular appeal than most games, even to women.
>>159913559
So we'll never find out Ana's baby daddy?
>>159913818
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/59dp7p/my_21m_girlfriend_20f_called_out_the_name_of_she/
>>159913818
Pharah should be a flanker. Yet it is basically suicide for her to fly on most maps.
>>159913906
Their comment on the baby daddy was "everyone inside the lore knows who pharah's father is, including pharah but we haven't made it known in the story yet. When there is a time to address it naturally we will'
You can also tell from this chart who it isn't.
Zarya's needs to have her shield put on the same cooldown as her projected one or she needs to have its CC immunity removed. There is no reason for her or Ana to exist and have 100% pickrates. Releasing an entire hero to counter her is just an ineffecient way of balance and will make another hero 100% pick rate
>>159905050
sauce?
>>159913906
>So we'll never find out Ana's baby daddy?
At least not any time soon
>>159913906
>https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/59dp7p/my_21m_girlfriend_20f_called_out_the_name_of_she/
McCree wouldn't have been my pick, but that's still pretty great.
>>159913991
They should up the recharge of her boost jump and increase the fuel on her hover jets. The increased speed is good, but she's supposed to fly somewhat decently, not be in the air for thee seconds, if she even makes it that long.
>ana
now has a pistol
sniper rifle no longer deals damage
heal bomb no longer deals damage
>>159914210
that would make her so incredible unfun to play
>>159910317
I wanna fuck those lewd feet
>>159914189
well on the ptr currently, your jump recharges before the fuel runs out. So you can jump and your fuel will be full again. so you can stay in the air for extended periods now if you manage your abilities right.
though she is still too slow. pharah should be the fastest character while airborne.
>>159914210
Just completely fucking gut the pair of them and put them each into two separate heroes. No one character needs to have that much utility.
>>159912416
Delete this right now, Pharah is NOT autistic she's just a bit shy.
>>159914210
>long range mercy
wow you should work for riot games since you're so good at taking something and cutting all of the fun out of it
>>159914291
You do, anon?
>>159914148
Why is Mercy by herself?
>>159914210
What if she had to switch ammo types between damage and healing with 1 and 2?
>>159912250
Look at that python, dude was ripped.
>>159912667
>Zarya doesn't quit her liftan career to help her country by using the biggest gun they have
>>159914150
I fully agree. I think having mandatory picks really ruins the fun of a game that's supposed to be about variety of choice and variety of outcome. Having the same 2 or 3 characters in EVERY game gets very old, very fast, and Blizzard shouldn't be releasing characters to make that 3 or 4 of the same characters every game.
>>159914210
Oh shit, is that real? Wasn't half her appeal the fact that her bullets healed her team AND hurt the enemy, sometimes simultaneously in the case of her grenade?
>>159911882
>A completely clean shaven young handsome man?
>As a young woman I just can't husbando middle aged men and old men, too gross for me.
fag
>>159914391
She works independent from Overwatch now. You know the whole "no violence" crusade?
>>159913021
Why's it always women with bots?
The ro-butts in Some Like it Bot's poster are kinda cute.
Pick 1 male and 1 female character to have a three way with.
Warning: the male is going to stick his dick inside of you so pick wisely.
>>159914494
Let's do a little critical thinking here
>metal dick
>metal vagina
>>159914537
mei and zarya
>>159914259
who gives a shit?
she shouldnt be allowed to hard counter dps heroes, or fight off a tracer or genji while being the best healer, AND having the best offensive ult in the game
fuck her, FUCK HER, AND FUCKING REMOVE HER
she's fucking cancer
she doesn't need to fucking aim with hipfire letting her get bullshit bodyshots, then her bitchy fucking bomb lets her selfheal and dps swing, it's fucking stupid, then she can scope and dps pick off pharah or any other exposed character, so fucking niggerish.
she needs to have 150 hp
the bitch is overpowered.
>>159914537
Genji and Mei.
>>159914391
Because nobody likes a ratunless it's junkrat
>>159912149
I liked the part of that post where you didn't consider that people just don't care that he has missing limbs.
>>159914609
No-one likes Junkrat.
>>159914394
OH FUCK
How did I not notice she did that with her ammo in the comic? Fuck and I reread it how many times? That's a nice detail.
>>159914537
Mercy and Tracer.
That was easy.
>>159914593
Damn, it's like you looked into my soul and wrote down what it said to you. Beautifully put.
>>159914148
Soldier 76 can still be Pharah's dad. The Volsyaka lady doesn't have a line connecting her to her kid.
>>159914494
Those robutts are traps, mate
>>159914710
>1 male and 1 female
>Mercy and Tracer
boy you better not be thinking what I think you're thinking
>>159914639
RUDE
>>159914718
>Soldier 76 can still be Pharah's dad.
>still
Clinging to something so unlikely at this point is refereed to as delusion.
>>159914312
>she's just a bit shy
Yeah, because of her autism
>>159914148
Who is the spikey haired nigga on the left?
also
>another spot near the shimada clan, incoming waifu of hanzo?
>>159914834
What if ana stole morrison's supersoldier sperm, because she wanted a super soldier daughter, not a literally who daughter, and never told anyone? That way the's still room for both dad76 fags and literallywhodad fags
>>159914537
Tracer and Mercy.
>just finished my first hogs and lucios only brawl
That was the most fun I have had in this game in a while, wish it had its own playlist
>>159914965
Their father, that is dead, or 'dead'
>>159914537
Reaper and 76
>>159914772
You say that like it's a bad thing
>>159914993
Because everyone in universe knows who the father is, including Pharah you idiot.
I know you're shit posting anyway
>>159914537
Rein and Zarya.
>>159914790
Oh boy I am. Check it:
>female Mercy and trap Tracer
>only stipulation is that Tracer's cock has to go inside of me
>put Tracer in chastity cage
>suck her tiny trapped dick as she begs me to release her and let her cum
>I say if she lets me tie her to the table, I'll let her cock free and let her cum
>I do strap her to the table, but I don't actually follow through with letting her free and cumming
>instead I have Mercy lube her asshole and my cock, and start pounding Tracer up to the hilt with no warning
>at first she'll scream, like a dying rabbit, but she'll quickly begin to love my fat cock stimulating her prostate and moan and beg for more
>as I mercilessly pound her as deep and hard as I can, she'll have orgasm after orgasm with her little cock dripping cum
>I won't cum in her though, my seed needs a more fitting destination
>move on to Mercy
>have her clean my cock with her mouth
>then bend her over the table and use her pussy to finish the job
>dirty her pure Aryan genes with my dirty seed, then fall asleep with her in my arms
>leave Tracer tied to the table all night
ummm excuse me, why the fuck is it taking me a minute to find a game?
How could Morrison/Reyes NOT fuck Ana?
>>159915162
Yeah, everyone 'knows' who her father is, but did they actual had a dna test?
>kill a bunch of people with HIGH NOON
>Mercy manages to find cover
>HELDEN STERBEN NICHT
>mfw
>>159914868
You wanna fight about it m8?
>>159915162
She doesn't know who 76 is
>>159915315
>implying they didn't
>>159915394
No, do you?
>>159915329
You're an idiot
>>159915456
Pharah's dad is a literal who
>>159915329
Are you implying that Ana is such an immoral, scandalous whore that she wouldn't even know the father of her own child?
She was a virgin before she met Pharah's dad, and only ever had sex with him. Now that he's not longer in her life, she always stayed loyal to him and never laid with another man. Because she's our PURE grandma, not some loose hussy. You fucking faggot.
>>159915430
Good point but what's your excuse for the other way around? And all the other inconsistencies
This guy comes up to you and asks you where the bathroom is
what do?
>>159907356
front left when?
What's a reasonable amount of kills to aim for with High Noon?
As in, it's not considered a waste but it's not too greedy either.
You would think that having him announce it with a megaphone would be fair enough already, but he fucking GLOWS throughout the whole thing.
>>159915456
>implying that Jack and/or Gabe are bisexual
>>159915663
2 or more
>>159915540
No, i'm implying that she knows who the dad is, but lets everyone think it's her husband. Pay attention mate, it's not that hard
>>159915663
Like two or three. Just use it when it's going to useful for the team.
>>159915592
Tell him down the hall and to the left
>>159915663
At the very least two
But even one is okay I feel if you can hit at least one of their healers
>>159915573
Soldier 76 only speaks with a soft tone in his voice to Pharah and Ana.
Saying "Your mother would have been proud" is a typical dad thing to say
He may not want her to know who he is for some bullshit reason or just isn't inclined to say.
What other inconsistencies?
I wish Hana Song had bigger breats
>>159915663
Getting 2 or more is what you want to shoot for. In general, target the supports. Tap Q from a surprising location or angle, hold it for maybe a second or a half to kill the 200 HP or weak, then fire. With where it is at now, that's all you can do with it if you want it to be an effective killing ultimate, so it's a surprise insta-killing thing.
>>159915456
Nah, you're free to go this time but don't call m'lady autistic again.
>>159915592
>t-thanks, y-you too
>>159915787
That's pretty cute
>>159915762
Also She could be bitchy at 76 because he wasn't a good dad to her and was all muh soldier duties are more important. Most famous people don't put their kids first.
>>159915787
>Hey look! I'm McCree! Howdy howdy howdy!
>>159915592
I say "WHO IS THAT???"
>>159915819
What's Mercy's problem?
>>159915686
Mate, even if i was turbo gay i'd still fuck ana
>>159915860
just4you
>>159915891
She knows McRee is a thug and he's up to no good, Pharah should have no contact with such a person.
>going to a costume party
>also going to get fucked by soldier
desuuuuuuuuuuu
>>159915762
Like that fact that Pharah comes from a line of soldiers and Morrison does not.
Or how about the mystery person on the chart?
Or how about when 76 calls Ana a friend.
>>159915934
but McCree isn't a thug, he just ran guns and drugs for the Cartels
>>159915891
She's a worthless dumb cunt who failed med school so she acts overprotective towards kids to make herself feel like's she's doing important work
>>159915920
Without the ifunny shit
>>159916004
>she acts overprotective towards kids
So she can fuck them when they age up.
>>159915920
>>159916052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3_EH5KmsMc
>>159915991
McCree is a good boy he dindu nuffin
>>159916069
lesbian pedoposter I know it's you, pls delete this post, Mercy is not a predator
>>159915962
>76 calls Ana a friend
Well, if i were fucking her i certainly wouldn't call her an enemy
>Like that fact that Pharah comes from a line of soldiers and Morrison does not
We've already been through this
>Or how about the mystery person on the chart?
It's her 'dad'
>>159916069
This.
Mercy treats kids like sheep.
Feed them, make them grow up until they are ready.
>>159916135
>Like that fact that Pharah comes from a line of soldiers and Morrison does not
>We've already been through this
explain?
>Get rekt in comp
>Hear "Final Score"
>Decide to leave
>Hit "ok" without noticing the giant red error that shouldn't be there since the games over
>Get a penalty for leaving a game
Blizzard....
>>159916134
thats not himit is me
>>159916247
They had it right in S1, why the fuck did they feel the need to add that in? For illiterate retards that can't read a scoreboard?
>>159916247
who cares
>>159916310
DELETE THIS
>>159916149
Mercy is for Genji
Mercy is for forcing herself as a malicious savior figure in his life that he worships
>>159916237
You don't need both of your parents to be soldiers to come from a 'long line of soldiers'. If ana's family (parentas, grandparents etc) were soldiers, but her husband isn't, that would still satisfy the soldier rine requirement. Pharah's dad could be a fucking librarian
>>159916401
no
Which Overwatch hero is most like Conan the Barbarian?
>>159916401
there is only 1 acceptable D.Va ship, see pic related
>>159916580
Mei
>>159916384
Not you?
>>159913647
You should be able to do all emotes and quotes at any time
>>159916580
conan looks ugly as fuck desu
>>159916580
Bloodhardt
>mfw I 1 shot Mercy with Torb's shotgun
ded thread
ded game
>>159916602Now we're talking
who is more smug: D.Va, or Sombra?
>>159916602
>>159916930
>>>/pizzagate/
fucking weirdos
>>159916872
>extremely aggressive torbjorn
>contesting point
>roadhog comes in, misses hook
>fill his belly with pellets
>goes to rip his bong
>jump right into his face and rightclick
Really looking forward to those buffs for my boy, these 25 hours in torbjorn are gonna pay off.
>>159916580
There's no natural redheads so none of them are like Conan
>>159916478
Also, why is Pharah so rude to 76 if she worships the rest of the OW crew? Obviously daddy issues.
Tfw silver/bronze/gold ranks have instaqueues in comp
Didnt know there were THAT many shitters
These are futuristic bad guys.
Say something nice about them.
What did he see there?
>>159917210
reaper dont give shit about bitches
>>159917310
japanese dick (3-4 inches)
I feel like Zen's back at square one now that Sombra is around.
Why are KOTH maps so fucking boring?
>>159917196
Including you apparently
>>159917310
Doctor Angela's phone number
>>159917210
Sombra a qt.
>>159917408
Should be bigger, how else could he get all the bitches to make his brother jealous
>>159917210
I want to be friends with Sombra
>>159917479
Hell yeah.
Nah watching strim. Crazy how shit they are down there. It was a nice realization to where i stand though
Reaper is hard countered by Ana and is mostly underwhelming unless he has an Ana.
>tfw no male Zarya bf
W H Y L I V E
H
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V
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>>159917210
Reaper is an excellent tailor.
>>159917582
>implying Genji uses his dick
>implying Genji gets bitches
>>159917846
They use it for him
He likes ladies and thots. Not b words.
>>159917610
Why would you watch a shitter? Don't tell me it was a girl anon...
>>159917907
I just LOVE big boobies you caught me dang.
Masters player with a big personality is smurfing with his wife and shes at 1500 SR.
>>159917904
>implying he gets off from the opposite sex
>>159918017
He used to be a playboy so I assume he likes girls.
>>159917846
I bet he got pegged by geishas every night
what pros browse /owg/?
>>159918102
i do
>>159905820
>>159907291
every thread, is it the same guy?
>>159918124
who are you?
>>159918162
As far as I know it's only me
>>159914291
>>159918142
god pharah is such a qt
>>159914259
She's "fun" currently because she's so fucking overpowered.
>>159917658
>that lucio in the background
STYLIN'
>>159917658
I want female Zarya snu-snu
summer games Zarya is my ideal woman
>>159912250
>>159918362
I didn't expect for her to be so cute, but she's probably my favorite girl now.
>Ranked play around 1850 SR
Poor Lucio.
>>159914367
>>159918279
HNNNNNNNNNNNG FUCK
>>159918314
>>159911652
There's literally no other "correct" choice to make if your name is blizzard
Still, I'll enjoy ravaging reapers boipucci as soldier even more once the story is out
>>159914210
Target ONE part of her kit and gut it. Don't gut her entirely. Biotic grenade no longer heals/damages, just causes its very powerful effect.
Done.
Additionally, Blizzard shouldn't remove the speed on Nano Boost, they should remove the damage reduction. This way Genji won't be the sole winner of the nerf.
Someone write what a date with Reaper would be like
>>159913021
sounds like someone needs to get CLANKED
>infinite flying
Is the new pharah gonna be OP?
>>159918651
An absolute killer
>>159918446
>>159913021
>implying he wouldn't fug a qt android that looks like his perfect waifu
> @CharletChung
>#Dva x #Torbjörn #TBT 1 of my fave shots @ the @PlayOverwatch wrap party at #Blizzard HQ @SilverTalkie
WE FOUND OUT WHO D.VA'S BOYFRIEND IS
>>159918735
Nah, she's worse on the PTR than on live because they removed the knockback from rockets.
>>159913021
How can human men even compete?
>That one faggot that spams I need Healing and Thanks every time he dies
Fucking kill yourself if you do this
>>159918951
What is the picture on the right of? The next champions?
>backfill into defense on Numbani
>payload rounding the last corner with 7:00 on the clock
>Ana nanoboosts one of our two Torbs
>I have gold heals within the first two minutes
>>159918951
I'd fuck that omnic
>>159917719
I thought that /owg/ hated the "reaper is a tailor" meme
>>159918735
Even with it she still a giant target in the air against hitscan heroes
If they revert her rocket knock back change she'll be ok
How bad is overwatch on console? My roommate just bought me the PS4 version and I don't have the heart to tell him I already play on PC.
>>159919005
I love when my teammates spams the healing shit when I'm dead, or when they are in the other side of the fucking map. It makes me feel so proud to be a functional member of society once in a while.:)
>>159911882
>Female
>Doesn't want handsome, experienced men
>Wants stupid little fuccboi
I'm saying you're either underage, mentally deficient, or a guy pretending to be a girl for some reason. In any case, fuck off.
Anyone else think Pharah is the most braindead character in the game, even moreso than Junkrat or Mei?
To give you a bit of a summary:
- Her DPS is out of wack, her launcher has no fall-off, and Barrage has the most DPS out of any ultimate by far.
- Too much mobility for a 200HP hero, moreso than Genji. At least he stays on the ground most of the time.
- Concussion Blast knocks people WAY too far, incredibly broken on Sanctum
- The knockback on the aforementioned blast and the knockback on her launcher is enough to offset any hitscan hero's aim to make it impossible to hit her.
Thank god her knockback is getting nerfed in PTR. The fact that people think she's underpowered is fucking astounding.
>>159919125
Sniping is a joke but other than that, its okay.
t. Xbone
>>159919125
It's fine and very much alive
Expect more Pharahs though since the average consoleuser has a hard time hitting her
Obviously you're not going to want to play it all the time
>>159918735
not with the knockback nerf
she's going to be even worse than she is now
of course the infinite flying portion is going to make her shit on no-aims in gold even harder, so the complaints will increase, and Blizzard will justify nerfing her even further
I'm quitting over it. I'm playing to the end of the season before the nerfs hit, then I'm throwing a big fuss
>>159919184
I can tell from your post that you have a terminal case of git gud.
>>159919005
Kek i wanna do this to trigger my healers now.
Pls give me a paragraph how i didnt protect you or how i was out of positioning or werent anywhere near you
>>159919184
What's your elo like, Silver Surfer?
>>159919184
McRree and S76 say Hello
>>159918496
Nonon is worst girl, prove me wrong
Turbofags help me to decide:
>Patina: dat golden ass
>Odile: Demn armpits and legs but the boots are shit
>Huntress: stylish, demn lips and legs
>>159919249
No it's just annoying, when people rush in like 1v4 or more and expect me to keep them healed and only them
>>159919184
Mercy is the most braindead.
Mei is really braindead at low levels who you can literally run at people holding down left click and they don't know how to deal.
Pharah is the most braindead, she is underpowered but fuck making her actually good. The fact that several pharah mains can exist on the PC top 500 at all is upsetting. She'd be pure cancer if she was actually good
>fujoshit shippers desperately hanging on for which of their ooc ships is canon
None of them will be. The sooner you accept it's going to be [Character Nobody Cares About]x[Nameless Off-Screen Partner] the better.
Are the people who play ptr competitive just retards? The people I get placed with are just fucking awful.
>>159919305
We only do it because we love you
>>159919273
I like Huntress the most plus it changes her ult line. Those armpits are pretty hard to pass up though.
>>159919184
>Thank god her knockback is getting nerfed in PTR
You realize this makes it easier for Pharah to land her shots right?
Of course you don't. Your post has "I'm Silver" written all over it
>>159918735
You have no idea why Pharah is bad right now do you?
>>159919125
>roommate just bought me the PS4 version
What kind of roomie do you have and why does he buy you vidya? You'd better marry him even if you're a man.
>>159919273
>>159919453
is widowmaker supposed to be blue or purple?
guess who just lost to a team that was 198 SR above us xDDDD
>>159919184
Yeah, they should also nerf Bastion, his dps is insane AND he can heal himself.
>>159919594
Her bio says blue
>>159919253
>>159919465
>>159919248
I'm actually high diamond, as a matter of fact. Would be Masters if I didn't keep getting equalized with Reinhardt mains on my team during KOTH.
>>159919273
Huntress
It has the best looking gun and the golden gun is actually tasteful
Unique ultimate voiceline
Cute Halloween spray matches your skin
Only downside is you don't get to see her delicious back in the "I see you" intro.
>>159919652
Prove it, slut
>>159919273
Tricolore
>>159919652
LOL
>>159919652
Reinhardt is actually good in Koth my friend
I legitimately wish they would remove mei and junkrat from this game.
>>159919748
>>159919827
>>159919864
He sucks.
>>159919880
Sorry! Sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry.
>>159919880
>>159919880
Hey anon I found a picture of you!
>>159915891
She's grooming loli Pharah.
>14 game losing streak
I need some free hacks so I can get banned and never have to play this piece of shit game ever again?
>>159920147
Your sentence appears to be a run on, would you like to re-submit it?
>>159920000
>actual quads of truth
how will /owg/ ever recover
>>159919273
I like Nuit but I sometimes use Huntress.
>>159919261
Can't, that's just the only foot related thing i have saved.
>play Hanamura
>defending first
>enemy team is super aggressive for some reason
>tear them apart at the gate
>all of our ults are charged within a minute
>we have at least three ults for every fight
>first point hold
>take the point within two minutes on our attack
>have four golds as Zarya
>>159920000
you know my pain
im glad im not the only one
>>159906374
Just how unviable do you want him to be? He can only kill people because of that remote mine.
meicree
>>159920147
Just get around the gg ez filter and enjoy your lifetime toxicity ban
is platinum a good rank for my level?
I'm level 36 and I've only played my placements.
>>159920080
Haha, yeah! Cause having an ult that charges near instantly and covers an objective completely is totally fair and balanced.
Who has the best nano boosted quote?
>I'M FEELING UNSTOPPABLE!!!
>Soldier: Get out of my way or I'll run you over
What did he mean by this?
>>159920687
>Hey I'm a retard and don't pay attention to the PTR!
Fascinating. And are you going to complain about all the other ults that can contest objectives and cover a wide area?
>>159919625
>xDDDD
Hope you get to gold soon.
>>159920692
>Buckled up, this gunslinger's loaded!
Also it's kind of weird that Reaper and Widow say "i feel alive"
>>159920692
>Nothing can stop me!
>Stay out of my way!
Mei is a fucking demon.
>>159918950
>>159919124
>>159919227
But the knockback removal is good. The knockback before was small enough that it fucks up your rocket aim but not large enough to knock them out the map. You no longer need stupid predictions on where the enemy will get knocked to and now you have an easier time just 2 shotting enemies. You still have concussion blast if you want to knock enemies somewhere.
>>159921059
>but not large enough to knock them out the map.
The benefit of rocket knock back was to disorient McCree and Soldier so they have trouble aiming at you. Holy fuck how retarded are you?
>Finally finish my placement matches for the season
>go 5/5
>Get silver icon
>Wonder how long it would take for me to get to plat
>Look it up
>I'm actually already there
>There's an even less impressive silver icon
Granted, I'm quite low, but I didn't know getting plat was actually THAT easy
>>159920780
You have to stop playing in the driveway so he can drive to work. He's just kidding around though he wouldn't run you over.
>>159921139
2500 is dead average
>>159921106
>something thats good vs 2 targets and bad vs everyone else removed
>not a buff
are u dumb? mccree doesnt even have any mobility so hes very easy to 2 shot
>>159921205
I guess I'm too used to lel where platinum is the first rank that actually starts to mean anything.
>>159921139
Same played 6/4 got 2740 now down to 2298. Have fun in the trench
>>159920692
>STRENGTH FLOWS THROUGH ME!
I don't even play Genji, but that line gets me going.
>>159921335
They said they put way too many people in plat
>>159921009
They're both almost literally dead.
Widow's pulse is so low, it's a surprise she doesn't rot.
And Reyes is pretty much turned into a walking abomination after what Ziegler did.
Interested to see the average rating of /owg/
post 'em
>>159921406
Yeah, so next season they're going to just put everyone in gold and silver as if that's going to fix it.
>>159921449
3200 i think
I only play comp like once a week to avoid decay because im tired of this trash meta
>Guy DCs
>Entire team leaves
>He comes back
>1v6
>Start of next game on Nepal
>Hook him twice before he can even cross choke, once at his spawn
>>159921509
(op here) I usually only play like 3 games a week, thats why my time played and wins are so low.
>playing new random 1v1 on the PTR
>up 3-0 and on the 4th round
>guy says that he's AFK and to take the win
>Roadhog Vs Roadhog
>I cautiously approach his spawn
>he's just standing there
>suddenly shoots out a M2 and throws a hook
>hook misses
>I return, hitting both hook and M2
>Hit M1 and melee after hook
>Shoot him once more and he dies
I wouldn't even play the 1v1 mode if it wasn't for the loot.
Will they ever add custom maps or a server browser?
>>159921059
I personally found it easier to aim with, when you knock them into the air you know they aren't going to be able to strafe all over the place and you know where to aim because their movement while in the air is predictable.
>Fighting my way out of plat
>Finally near diamond
>A hamster has a heart attack and my nets disconnect
>Takes four minutes to get back on to find my team got crushed
>Temp ban from competitive for being a quitter
Thanks comcast.
>>159920967
I only complain about broken bullshit.
>when you kill roadhog through transcendence
heh...nuthin personell
>>159921779
You're not though, you're whining about stuff they've already addressed. If you sit around bitching and moaning instead of playing, you'll stay shit forever anon.
>>159921740
No. At least not for 3 years.
As some pros have pointed out, Blizzard is incredibly afraid of the pro tournaments and streamers playing different versions of the game. Especially if those dickgirl versions are different from the casual player's version.
>auto loss auto loss auto loss auto loss
>AUTO LOSS WITH BITCHY TEAMMATES
I just want to fucking BACKHAND the game devs as hard as possible.
to force ME to not have fun or have any chance in rounds in this game because of CUNTY BITCHY, FAGGOTY, LOSER BULLSHIT predetermined losses fucking stupid arrogant fucking losers
>>159921791
>tfw you kill Reaper as Rein
>>159921934
lol off your meds kid?
>>159921740
They say they want to do both of those but I don't believe they would happen any time soon if at all.
What is Overwatch League?
>>159921934
The common element in all those is you, and based on your autism explosion there, I'd be willing to bet you're the reason for those losses.
What the FUCK is going on with competitive, why are there so many griefers and trolls now?
>Ask guy to swap from Soldier to McCree to better deal with Tracer
>Starts sceaming into his mic, goes Bastion and runs at the enemy dying
>Similar cases have been happening all week
What the actual fuck
>>159921425
>after what Ziegler did
Angela did literally nothing wrong.
New fucking maps when? And no the Antarctic arena map does not count.
Is it just me or is 3v3 fucking great?
>>159905567
Purple Meat Hammer
>>159922096
>Starts sceaming into his mic, goes Bastion and runs at the enemy dying
CUTE
>>159922172
Oasis is on PTR next month and will go live in January unless something goes wrong
>>159922056
Why do you retards always resort to that bitchy rhetoric?
the common element here is I get 2-4 players who dont give a shit and I lose
>>159922231
>I get 4 other players who don't care ALL THE TIME
>don't you see how likely that is???
>>159908408
It's in your head, get over it, people can
DO IT
>Having fear of what made it possible for you to even live
>What made it possible for EVERYONE to be alive right now
You're mind is broken, FIX IT
>>159922231
Further proving my point, thanks.
>>159922212
Just you CoD baby
>>159922157
>the necromancer did nothing wrong
haaaaaaaaa
>>159922332
>>159922283
>le overnig
I'd backhand you too, if I could. You just can't accept that your narrative is wrong.
>>159922096
>being low enough rank for people to not care about the game
lol
>>159922368
Mad that the mode exposes your bad habits?
>>159921425
low pulse is actually good as long as you're delivering an adequate amount of blood to your tissues
>>159922440
You rez one shitty little ninja and nobody let's it go...
>Leaving before the scores tally in comp is considered leaving
WHY
THE GAME WAS OVER
WHAT THE FUCK
>>159922483
>Calls other players arrogant
>Insists that everyone else is wrong, and fails to see the irony
>Resorts to inane threats of violence because he's too mentally deficient to handle being called out
>>159922618
It's stupid but there's a giant fucking warning that pops up. How could you miss that shit?
Does Junkrat have a crush on Tracer since he hits on her?
>>159922820
>he hits on her
Are you that anon who thinks "bombs" is a euphemism for tits?
>>159905989
It is.
>tfw you try to blink but ur shits been hacked
Hey hey, it's the threadly 'positive vibes' comment.
Post something good that happened to you recently while playing OW and pass into the Iris.
Is 67 a manlet
>>159922626
>called out
>arrogance
>le irony
I see. How inferior. I still would hit you, and inflict as many cruelties as I could on you.
For all of your petty greentext and attempted reasoning, you still can't read. That's why no matter how bitchy you are, you can't ever win this argument, until you learn to read.
>>159922982
I played Mei for the first time in competitive and won. Got potg for ulting into 6 people and killing them all with my team. Also got 9 upvotes.
I felt happy
>>159922820
>he hits on her
What?
>>159923078
Do you genuinely enjoy embarrassing yourself on anonymous forums?
>>159923061
no, lucio is the manlet.
>>159922401
Best girl award.
>>159923078
This is bait right?
>>159922820
No, he has a crush on Mei.
>>159922982
I got 500 gold coins from a Loot Box.
I'm sure people who have been playing for a long time might find that a poor reward, but it was enough for me to buy that Huntress skin that I had been saving for and I'm pretty happy about it.
>>159923514
Junkrat is clearly deranged, he is incapable of having a "crush" on anyone.
if junkrat and genji appeal to the 9 yr olds what hero is there to appeal to the educated male?
>>159923658
a hero from dota
>>159923658
Hanzo knows simple geometry
>>159923639
Being deranged doesn't necessarily mean you never want to put your dick in someone, anon.
>>159918496
She'll take good care of you.
>>159919184
You're bad at the game, Pharah simply isn't very good.
>>159923639
He flirts with Tracer.
>Cheers luv, the cavalries here!
>Can I see take a look at your ult?
>>159923552
SPeaking as someone at 255, I love cash boxes
I usually get two to three duplicates any more out of a box, so I've pretty much dried up in new drops
Cash is the only way I get to decide what I get instead,
Plus, with Sombra coming out, I'd rather have 500 coins closer to buying a bunch of her shit than an epic or legendary on someone I've never played
Mei has McCree, she don't need no filthy dirt rat.
McMei is best ship
What is Zarya's best voice line? None of them seem as spammy and/or BM as other heroes,
>"It's time for some Mayhem!!11"
Why are you guys so fascinated with Junkrat a character literally designed to appeal to 6 YEAR OLDS
>>159923886
I vant to hug you like BIG FUZZY SIBERIAN BEAR
I VANT T-
I VAN-
I-
I VANT TO HUG YOU LIKE BIG FUZZY SIBERIAN BEAR.
>>159923827
Mocking her accent and catchphrase is not flirting, cobber.
>>159921554
>I killed someone who was probably goofing off
cool dude.
>>159923863
>McMei
good taste mah nig
>>159922096
Comp season is ending so people are doing last minute placement and ranking.
ships are for fags
>>159922515
High platinum is fucking hell, what'd you do to get out then?
>teammates perpetually spawn staggered because they don't know what waiting for your team is
>>159918362
Her name is Lidia and she is a q t
>>159923940
But he's cute, though, anon!
I want to kiss hanzo on the lips
>>159923942
...what is the point of this.
>>159923726
So 13 year olds.
>>159923658
Zenyatta, Reinhardt, AnaZarya
>Try to hack distracted McCree from behind
>Has time to roll to me and flashbang and kill me
Well, that was fun
Sombra buffs soon?
Sombra is built for _____ING
>>159922579
I want to fuck Mercy's thighs
i can't wait for the free weekend to see if my computer can actually run this game
if it can, i'll jump right into a game without any prior first hand experience with it andselect a hero based on a combination of what the team needs at the moment and what i'm most familiar with through second hand knowledge, escort the payload, get on the point, and shoot the healers first
>>159924336
fuck
>Illios
>the one with the point in the building
>lose point
>our Reaper teleports on top of the point
>he has Death Blossom
>I nanoboost him
>he wraiths AWAY FROM THE POINT
>there were enemies on the point
>he has his ult
>and he goes away from the point
The people who play this fucking game. I swear...
>>159924336
That ain't Sombra
>>159924301
Why are you wasting time hacking a McCree? He'll still have his super powerful gun and you're still a squishy 160 DPS chump.
You should be nowhere near a McCree unless you've got a team in between you two.
>>159924475
what's the context for that gif anyway?
>Bought a brand new 1070 to replace my shittyass card
>Fire up my nice 120Hz Asus monitor
>Overwatch still stutters and screen-tears out the ass
>Tweak settings and it says I should be getting 200+ FPS capped at 120
>Still looks like 50FPS shit
>Take off Fullscreen mode and switch to Windowed
>FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND ZERO SCREEN TEARING WHATSOEVER
why the FUCK does this happen? This is literally the only game I've tested today that has done this, every other game plays at full screen perfectly fine.
Not really ranting, but if anyone plays in fullscreen you should definitely try windowed and see if it looks/feels better.
>>159924475
>go to nanoboost reinhardt
>D.va flies in the way
>whatever she can get the job done
>INITIALIZING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE
>>159923942
>tfw she won't
>>159909210
That is hilarious
I just got stomped five games in a row
I dont know how that should be possible when the whole point of ranked mode is to play against people around your same skill level
Should i just stop playing the live server, i mean, season 3 is supposed to spread people based on their skill better than season 2 did so maybe i should just give up
>>159924336
breeding
>>159924378
You say that now, and it's how it starts you're a credit to team...then you realise you get matched with retards.
You try coaching them, then yelling at them/flaming them
Nothing works, nothing makes your team work.
So you just give up and pick hanzo and have fun
It's hard to live with the realisation of what you've become
Why are Genji mains so insufferable
>>159924947
>how is that possible
did you honestly believe there was forced 50
>>159925043
Because they're the kind of people who main Genji.
Can we expect a Pyro hero? Or would that be too OP in this game?
have they said when this new patch with sombra will be released on live? Also are the new Symmetra changes out yet?
So now that Finland made it to the semifinals do you think blizzard will notice us and create a finnish hero?
>>159925095
Mei is the pyro hero
>>159921554
Wow, you spawn camped in a 1v6 match, how incredible.
>>159925105
No jesus christ stop asking and learn to look for yourself for a change
>>159924638
>nano Winston
>he instantly Primal Rages
>game thinks you're rank is too high
>puts you in the most one-sided stomps imaginable to compensate
>>159924475
The same thing happened to me
I asked in chat why he ran, no response
Some people man, why even play the game if the only enjoyment you get is ruining it for other people?
>>159924041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USkHZ5zfcgs
No fair, Critical was already hot, now you've made it even hotter
Where's the source that Blizzard fixed Zarya's M1?
>be in Mexico
>loli Sombra approaches you
>tells you that she will hack anything for cash
>not interested
>tells you she has vital secrets about the Illuminati that she's willing to sell
>not interested
>tells you that she can sell you the Russian launch codes
>still not interested
>loli Sombra gets angry
>she thinks for a moment
>Smug look in her face
>she slowly lifts her skirt
>"$50 to boop" written on her underwear
Wat do?
>>159924992
Mistral, is that you?
>>159925352
Wait, why is that bad?
>>159925630
DON'T FUCK WITH ME BOYWell, just a bit.
I give up, I'm not meant to win this game. I give up.
>>159925607
I have 3 pesos.
>>159925642
Choose one and only one
>Get boosted, jump in and deal 50% more damage to multiple targets
>Rage, and most likely hit somebody a few times, maybe not even that cause people will run
>>159925607
fuck is wrong with you
you typed that out and shared it with people
think about that and reevaluate your life
jk but seriously wtf man
>>159925642
Because he stills just knocks people around like a silly ape and gets less damage in than he would with a 90 DPS autoaim gun while also being able to facerush freely
For optimal results you want to ult only after nanoboost wear off for maximum disruption
>>159925607
Reevaluate my life if i even got in that situation
>>159924992
>>159925872
Is there a way to change the file type of high res screenshots from bmp? Those shits are hundreds of MB
I come to this thread hoping for videogames and memes but all I find is sexual innuendos and faggots
This is supposd to be SFW board
Fuck yous all
pic not related, only image my work pc has
>>159926117
No.
>>159925607
Ask how the fuck I ended up in a Shadman comic
Then probably fucking kill myself because I was in a Shadman comic
>>159920692
>ARE YOU READY?! HERE I COME
No Rein. No.
>>159926259
What is this, anon? Did you draw it?
>play first Comp match
>get Play of the Match with Zenyatta
>its me killing a Lucio and then a Roadhog
Thanks.
>>159926392
It's an LoL champ, Jhin to be exactly, I've seen it posted over there before
>>159926392
I am graphics design artesan, so not sadly
Just saw it as a starting post on league of ASSFAGGOTS general and thought it was hilarious, so I saved it
>>159926515
Oh, okay. I like it!
>Get POTG with Lucio
>It's me pushing an ulting Zenyatta off the bridge on Eichenwalde, followed by an ulting Genji
Neat
Have you ever gotten PotG as Ana?
She has the coolest intro for that shit but I have literally never seen her get it.
>>159926736
If you boost someone who kills a bunch, you should basically just get it
would anyone like to play qp on pc with a drunken rando?
>>159925095
Why would that be OP...Pyro wasn't even OP in TF2 and was one of the worst classes
post yfw you hear:
>Warīhum quwitak!
>Ryƫjin no ken o kurae!
Has anyone used the Oversumo app?
>she plays mercy/dva/widow only
>>159927215
>>159921379
It really adds to his THE DRAGON BECOMES ME! line.
>>159926736
I did just the other day, but unfortunately I couldn't record it because shadowplay required an update.
YES I AM MAD
>>159927215
I'M COMING FOR YOU ANA!
THESE BARRIERS DON'T DO SHIT, BUT I CAN MELT YOUR FACE OFF!
>>159912534
Lucio is handsome too anon
>>159927626
He's really not even bad-looking. I just think he comes off as more... cuddly than handsome?
Seriously where is everyone? Are they jerking off the gay overwatch shippings?
>>159927962
It's piss-early in the morning in the US, which is where a vast majority of 4chan users are
Same with the game in genera
>>159928006
Guess I'll to the BattleBorn general.
Is Zenyatta as boring as his toolkit description makes him seem?
Don't get me wrong, he's clearly good but it doesn't sound like he's particularly fun to play.
>>159910291
How crazy do you have to be to fap to pancakes?
>>159927215
>Ryƫjin no ken o kurae!
>>159928181
If you can manage to get consistent head shots with him, yeah he's fun to play.
>>159920692
>KAMINA GITA MEET A KURAE!!
dont know what he says but it sounds cool
>>159928181
He packs pretty strong punch, especially combined with discord. Discord in overall is great tool to help melt people faces faster and while his healing is not that great, it can really help characters breaking havoc in enemy backline, as long as you manage to keep them in your sight. His ulti can be played around hard, but still can manage to save people in certain situations. And his design is pretty cool. I find to be most fun from all the supports, though his glory days are gone. As long as Ana reigns supreme anyway.
>>159910924
>Instead of the Junkers adopting Dva
>Dva Adopts the junkers
Two fully grown post apocalyptic Australian sponsor kids
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Post limit incoming.
Bracing for new bread.
>>159929203
Only one new thread, please.
>>159929301
i'll make 3
>>159912149
>>159912275
I'd totally fuck Lucio.
No homo.
Sombra is fun!
FUN!!!
>>159916580
Reinhardt, except our ones more cheery
>mid diamond
>retards still not knowing how to form a proper teamcomp
No joke, just had four retards try to run roadhog, zenyatta, mercy, widowmaker on offense.
Anybody know where I can get a high quality exact replica of soldier 76's jacket?
>mid diamond
>retards still not knowing how to form a proper teamcomp
No joke, just had four retards try to run roadhog, zenyatta, mercy, widowmaker on offense.
>>159930005
http://www.theleatherfactory.co.uk/Soldier-76-Leather-jacket
This. I bought mine with genuine leather and have never been happier.
>>159921449
>university started again
>rank is slowly degrading
I don't care anymore