/serg/ - sp eedrunning general

>Boy that Soylent drink sure is bad for you and filled with strange hormonal chemicals that humans shouldn't be consuming!

>*eats a Big Mac made with factory farmed beef*
>*eats a family sized bag of Doritos*
>*washes it down with carbonated high fructose corn syrup beverage*

>>159896518
>you are incapable of understanding reality
really rich from the jewish MAN who thinks that changing his NAME turns him into a woman lmfao!

special shoutouts to the leaf fighting racism on twitter rn

do you think donald trump(our next president) supports speedrunning(playing games fast) ?

>lurk begging at an art gallery for monitors
>falling for the post-graduate meme

reminder callumbal has a twitter for anime feet

>>159895823
holy shit stay mad croni

dont fuck with autism

>>159896980
uh, how is that bad?
i have a tumblr for anime axillae...

CRONIKEYS 2024
https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/796800044594843648
Isn't it time we have a trans president already?

>>159897212
classic barpedos

>>159897365
if he can't even treat his mental illness or control his frequent online meltdowns how can he run a country?

/serg/? More like /sperg/ amirite xD

>>159897365
>trankeys alive in 2024
haha

>>159898171
She's healthy, young and economically stable. I don't see why she wouldn't be alive by then.

>calling your speedruns a process

>>159898229
Naegleria might bully him to death

>>159898302
But it IS a process which involves heuristics, hermeneutics and hand-eye dexterty.

>>159898306
That redundant goofball can't bully anyone, he's just a stubborn, ignorant nuissance.

>>159896683
I only drink rainwater, or distilled water, or pure grain alcohol.

>>159898386
no it's a product

our girl beuchii is streaming :)

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>>159896683
>consuming liquid lead mixed with some estrogen is equal to eating beef with growth hormones

>>159901121
if only >we could block leftists irl

>>159901364
light the grease

>>159901364
dude same

>>159901364
pence will be the de facto president anyway. trump is just the charismatic spokesman.

why were all speedrunners bernie supporters? oh wait none of them have jobs and want to continue speedrunning all day on welfare nm

>>159903879
miles blocked me

Here's a guide serg:
Q: Does my post add any value to the conversation?
If yes, post.
If no, just kill yourself

>>159905464
stop being epic

>Alison Arkison
>ArkiSON
What did G*d mean by this?

This is it. The trannies are starting to rise up in number in the speed running community and now there are possibly even more in the closet. It won't be too long before disagreeing with transgenderism will be met with tranny enablers and other trannies. They're taking over.

>>159905464
miles is a tranny now, so he will block everyone who doesn't agree with his views. its the MO.

>>159905932
>Arkison
oy vey, his surname is ארקין

>>159896749
fucking hell he really is a tranny nutter

>>159906474
It is sad to see this happen. Blocking someone for saying "seek help" is not a good sign. He is most likely in a very unstable mental state.

>>159898229
>she

>>159908020
>hating autistic leafs is nutty
fuck OFF tekkera

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>>159905464

>>159908230
?

>>159908102
>tranny nutter is nuts
what's next? water is wet? cronikeys is a pro-russian subversive?

>>159908230
All the triggered SJW faggots hating on these real talk posts make me sick.

>>159908980
>"real talk"
SON

>cosmeme runs monkey ball
>turns into a tranny
>miles runs monkey ball
>turns into a tranny

geoff is next. he already has the tumblr hair and the repulsive face.

Iceplug

WHERE is our boi blueglass though???

>>159909271
I actually made this connection myself aswell. Callumbal is next.

>>159909732
Isn't Cacumball already dating a tranny?

>>159909791
Do tell

>>159909271
Geoff is already FtM though, LOL...

The Super Monkey Ball Effect.

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>>159906474
What does a fat loser hope to gain by turning into a fat tranny? Like, I suspect he's doing it because he's unattractive and feel lonely (which is often the case for trannies), but what does he think will happen? Does he think he will get his ideal girl by turning into a tranny? Has he even considered how his future would be if turns into a fat tranny? Do these people even plan ahead? If they're so desperate for a woman, why don't they just improve themself instead of turning themselves into a perverted imitation of a female? I can not comprehend this madness.

>>159910976
maybe he just wants someone to shout out his transition anniversary at a gdq.

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Jesus

>>159910976
Fucking saved, put so perfectly.

Tranny Tribe runs this shit

Croni on da mike
Pyatcat on da snares n base
Sagev3 fuckin niggas up wit da brown sound
Protomagicalgirl Van Halen

>>159910976
because that's what they feel they REALLY are.

>>159911784
Speedtrannies hate Croni. She's everything they wish they were

>>159912023
>she

>>159911917
what

>>159912023
i wish minion would cornhole me too

>>159897568
YOU LEAVE MY YEZIFRIEND ALONE

>>159912218
Bene...

>>159912023
>she

bois, I cant wait to see trihex transitioning

>>159914393
GURL

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SERG dies tongith

>>159915210
now let it actually die this time kshit

when is trihex going live?

i need to hear the #realtalk about the ps4 pro

>>159915931
uhhhh... SON! like, like, you NEED to get it, SON!

>>159912023
croni is mentally ill too though?

>search for srg
>autist made it serg

>>159918639
just let go and move on
nothing of value left
witness the dog's death

>>159918761
and this retards here.

>>159918761
word word WORD

>>159918639
>not using cronikeys.com/thread

uh

>>159920969
>interacting with it ever

>>159921017
>ignoring the most influential tranny in america

lol? he single-handedly got the speedvote for trump and headed the #tranniesfortrump movement.

>>159921562
>got the speedvote for Trump
>headed #tranniesfortrump
Then why are all of the "speedrunning" trannies voting for Clinton? Let's face it: Ian has single-handedly ruined the reputation of Trump and /srg/. It's high time we abandoned this freak.

Any tips on routing a game?

I am trying to route The Jungle Book for Genesis on easy, but the only existing documentation is a hard TAS.

>>159922467
play it

>>159922467
if you're a godgamer you can figure it out in 2 playthroughs
if you're a grindmonkey you just grind the fastest known route until another innovator comes in and optimizes the route with pure intelligence and knowledge and no need to grind exhaustively, then you copy his route

>>159922718
people like you are the reason this general is shit

https://twitter.com/wersterlobe/status/796955709329936388
>Werster got engaged before you

honestly reddit has more substance at this point

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>>159923771
inb4

>>159923771
>washer got engaged before I ever got a gf
rip me

>>159923785
word

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>>159923771
>>159923908
deff gonna be some spousal abuse
>>159924005
don't worry too much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OvXI-q0naA

>>159923771
He got his shit together, overcame his misanthropy and angst and got engaged, all thanks to Adrian. Why do we hate her again? If he hadn't met her at GDQ his life would be in shambles and he'd have never gotten over Mike's betrayal.

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>>159924261
she's a succubitch

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>>159924261

>>159925928
couldn't let it die could u

>>159924261
it was actually cosmo's sexual harassment allegation to GDQ staff that got werster banned that triggered this series of events that put werster back on the right track.

if werster was never banned from GDQs he would still be going to them and be more popular than ever. he would be where trihex is twitch wise and probably growing even more. he wouldn't have had time to get his life on track (like most full time streamers). so thank cool matty and the GDQ staff for forcing werster to get his shit straight and move on.

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>>159926045
>wibbler did it
pretty sure its on fagoak rusing him

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alan on full meltdown

>>159929524
naeg you obsessed piece of shit just let it all die already
>>159929560
fuck off as well ya god damn faggot

>>159929667
stop tortuing the dog

So who's next to transition?

>>159929740
miles

>>159929834
He means after Miles, dickforbrains.

>>159929740
me

>>159929896
shut up transphobe

buttxhurt

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What game should I stream? Not speedrun though that's be silly lol.

Imagine thinking that you have suddenly realised you're a girl as a middle ages man.

Imagine becoming a tranny nutter and then calling other people delusional cultural marxists.

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>>159936489
t. Boomuki_

>>159937239
the xy chromosome stigma at its worst

>>159934551
math blaster any%

>>159934551
dungeon rushing in any mmo

*logs in grommr*

Why can't we just speedrun?

name a game that needs a TAS badly (that can be TASed)

>>159945870
you're least favorite game

>>159906132
Not for long. Once Based Pence rolls out his nationwide gay conversion therapy plan all the queers and tranny nutters will be cured of their acute case of cultural marxism and reintegrated to a free, democratic society.

>>159945870
blast corps
doom 64
pilotwings 64

>>159947615
N64 emulators are garbo, so those all fall in the "can't be TASed" category.

>>159945870
barney's hide & seek game

>>159945870
Monster Hunter Tri my man
You could beat the RTA record by like 2 hours

>>159949594
rofl what the fuck noob

>>159945870
Doom Ancient Aliens

>>159955540
let it die

>>159945870
Small Soldiers (GB)

Our girl Miles is live on Smas The Record.

Threadly reminder that your game is shit if a run is longer than 2 hours, hell, even longer than 1 hour is pushing it

>>159956936
what do you run

>>159957209
You get like 2 likes on your tweets. I think you'll have to do better than that to run in 2024.

>>159957031
Half Life 1, Mirror's Edge, Tony Hawks Underground 1

>cfb's hairline
un-fucking-real

>>159959570
known info
let the dog die

ded hobby
ded general

>>159961595
and let it stay that way
stop fucking posting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvnAG26Ve8g

>>159964563
fuck off and die

>>159959958
>Adrian
yo u gots to be kiddn me wit dat weak azz sh*t
>Kazooiegirl
word
>Kungufruitcup
double word

>>159965385
why can't you just die already for once
quit evading like a bitch

>>159965701
Yeah no shit. Did you forget his chat rules? I'd give you a Rikku butt slap if I had it.

RainDropDry is expecting to raise $3,000 to go to AGDQ.

>>159967370
isn't the first time for this and he has succeeded in the past

>>159967370
how the fuck does it cost $3000 to go to GDQ? i went on a week long vacation earlier this year and it didn't even cost me 1k. and i was driving across the country too.

>>159967768
he's from some shitter country and probably over estimating it anyway
many of these fundraisers are fraudulent since they claim they need x amount but still go anyway
people jus don't want to personally pay

>>159967370
Why save money for an event you know you want to go to when you can just beg others to pay for it instead

SKATER IS ON A RUN

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

SKATER IS ON A RUN

https://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/795928891089096704

>>159968801
-0.1. nice. i wonder if he's autistic enough to actually time that shit by the frame.

>>159969880
you must have missed the recent drama. skater has severed ties with the oot community, because thy retimed his runs.

>>159970336
any documentation of this said drama? links pls.

>>159971151
thats about it really
he split a little early recently and ppl sperged about it

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tfw to intelligent to speedrun

>>159973772
nah ur dumb since ya let it live

a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK

>>159974676
except croni

>>159974676
especially ian arkin

>>159974676
MOM'S GONNA

>>159974676
delete this croni

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Is NKR based? Or is he a pathetic virgin NEET who needs to go outaide and experience the real world?

>>159979340
both

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>Men used to wear lipstick all the time, there's nothing inherently feminine about it

Oh for fuck sake.

>>159980163
>skinny dorks who get bopped in their ONLY game become freaks
kek

>>159980389
Imagine only running one game.

>>159980418
these fucking grindmonkeys either run 1 game like mario or they run about 20 and are complete shit (chibi) since they never actually stick to one

twitch.tv? more like twinks.tv

yo who got the speed

>>159980496
True god gamers dedicate a certain chunk of time to becoming godlike at ine game, then move onto another and repeat the process.

https://twitter.com/lackattack24/status/796945065461551105

Reminder that based fucking Michael "Sieg Heil" Sigler STILL has world records in Majora's Mask and Super Mario 64, even after not running them for YEARS. He was truly a speedvisionary, much better than all the other washed-up tranny freaks.

>>159979340
Croni and NKR are the OTP, united in racist hatred

>>159982883
>This is why I sell out the way I do and keep it PG.
What's funny no one is going to call that guy out on his bullshit because there's not a single nintoddler who hasn't jumped on the donation train yet.

http://pastebin.com/1sTpiUr0

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>>159982883
>trying to steal pie's audience

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>>159986275

Why didn't Smash the Record get the world record holder to run Resident Evil 4 instead of this nobody?

>>159990087
why didnt you let the dog die?

>>159990087
because cyber might slip on his grease and die if he leaves his mom's house

>>159990290
>cyber
>re4
meme categories dont get to be in events

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What did they mean by this?

>>159991730
Oh no, not again

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>>159991730
i fucking knew

>>159993938
let it die anime
get banned for the full version and stay out

>>159964563
what was this video?

>>159973772
tfw still too dumb to use correct grammar

fucking retard

>>159996469
end of ep 3 high ground scene with cosmo as ani and skate as obiwan

>>159996541
umm its pronounced "grommr"

>>159998348
fuck off faggot

>>159998418
sorry bigjon, have some bits, good luck on this weekends gambling trip!

Viskiv

>>159998548
will he ever be free

*casts revive on srg*

>>159998630
he will never be free from the guilt associated with being attracted to a tranny

shitposting retards general