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srg - speedrunning general

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>>159519478
Why are we keeping this doggy alive again?
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>>159377184
Regular ps4 has sata2. SSDs and hybrid drives are pretty much the same speed. The pro has sata3.
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>159519478
Anyone?
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>159521479

no
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what retard named it srg instead of /srg/?
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>>159525061
>>159525061
the most technical speedgame of all
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>>159525429
It's up there.
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Imagine actually reporting monkey posts, I guess the truth does hurt...
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Imagine posting the same pictures of primates for more than 10 months just because your favorite streamer lost his world record in a memegame no one cares about and someone has to keep his nuts warm.
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i miss cosmo windwaker runs
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The speedelection is in just a few days. Who will you vote for?
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oh fuck

http://pastebin.com/EyuBXLaS
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>>159527538
>p-please let me shit up the thread with my rule breaking, irrelevant cancer!!!
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zfg pls stream
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>8 posts early
elin

simplee elin
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>>159532503
zfg has church and youth group on sundays
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more like zfchimp
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>>159532535
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Stare your speedgame in the face and BEAT IT. FOCUS /srg/
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who we watchin?
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>>159539608
CaracarnVI
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>>159539608
deuxchat
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>>159530991
>Guys I collected a bunch of images that are all public on the internet! Exposed!
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>>159541665
word word WORD
to truly expose her he'd have to waste the next year of his life posting pictures of animals every day on reddit or something
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>>159519478
I don't mind chink posters but goddamn get the op right so the link shorteners work
fuck you for making me sift through the catalog faggot
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Yesterday I got my HLM ng+ all levels down to 32min00s. Still 2 minutes to go and I'll submit my mediocre time to get ranked.

I'm using wplit to time my runs and I manually start/stop the timer. Is there a way to get this automated or is this how it's done? I'm as new as they get in speedrunning circles.
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>>159543505
cronikeys.com/thread/
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>>159545569
>HLM ng+ all levels
looooooooooooooooooooool
why are you running a dead arbitrary category? the only reason anyone started doing all levels was because a shitter avid to get a world record wasn't good enough to pull off a major skip, so he made up an entirely new and slower category with the sole purpose of skipping the skip (how ironic!).
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>>159546041
I'm not a fan of level select/menu juggling in general.
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>>159546041
at least the man is speedrunning. which seems to be a rarity nowadays from people who post here
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>>159545970
>shilling trannykeys' site
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>>159545569
Dunno if there's an autosplitter for hotline, but if there is you'd probably have to use livesplit instead of wsplit

Also just do a shitload more practice and try different routes and don't start resetting until you can get sub 30 consistently.

If you have any question just drop it here
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Rate me, /srg/
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My primary goal is peace.
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>>159547468
>unironically calling croni trannykeys
newfags out
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>tfw you are practicing your speedgame at your own pace and making good progress, happy with the progress that you're making
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>>159549029
1/4 down syndrome/ 10
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https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/795332312900648960
imagine thinking your youtube begging videos are a high art form
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>>159554649
what's it going to take for this waste of oxygen to finally kill himself?
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>>159554649
>>159554907
I was intimately close with Adrian Who wasn't? and got to see in-person just how much she was pushing that guy off the edge. It's the only reason I ever began visiting /srg/, routinely coming to see how bad the fallout was. It's terminal.
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The XY Chromosome Stigma
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>>159556457
I never post
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*flies high above it all and changes name to alison*
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>>159557098
except missy
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>>159557098
especially trannykeys
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why the fuck has my adblocker stopped working on twitch sometimes
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>>159560354
they've changed stuff around so it still forces some
just another way for them to shill prime
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>>159557098
except me
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why the F*CK would you ever STEAL content from video gam streamers?
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>>159560354
Didn't you hear about surestream?
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>>159560716
no I didn't hear about it.
Fuck that, I'll just stop watching. All the good streams don't play ads anyway
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>>159561545
word word WORD. she does so much reading and research which make her streams more interesting than some grindmonkey grinding an old route over and over again
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>>159561761
>she
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what exactly does narcissa research?
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>>159562982
mostly elon musk quotes on reddit
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>>159564696
that sounds pretty #enlightened
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does clint stevens viewbot? jw
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reminder to stay vigilant serg
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>>159566530
no. He's a pretty good streamer.
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*follows my life long dream of being a shut in eating nutrient paste and being a beggar on the internet*
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>>159568671
shut the fuck up, you are pathetic
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new janny is doing a based af job
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>>159570931
word. now he just needs to get rid of this shitter >>159570931
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>>159570931
nope, there is literally one guy who comes in here and deletes his own posts to be epic
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>>159575090
No, tranny and monkeyfag posts are getting owned.
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squid more like squawk
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hmmm...
to stream..or not to stream..that is the question
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Ciyon?
More like teach me how to play dota 2
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ian edward arkin? more like trannykeys after mental illness laid the smackdown on him
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>>159561545
He has to be acting this way on purpose for attention

No one is that dumb unironically
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>>159576486
who?
do you mean boo?
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>>159578185
:3c
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>all these fags like bounceyboy calling cosmo she on twitter
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Where is Skeleton Bill?
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here's a namedrop you definitely weren't expecting!

dan salvato
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>>159580002
why didnt you get into agdq?
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>>159580863
dan getting rejected is the best part of every gdq tbqh
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How do you tell someone they're based without coming off as flirty?
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>got my wr back and beat it by about a second

ez
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>>159577183
reminder that agdqs will never have moments like this again and that people will be given the boot for being too far on the spectrum

the only memes will be about Transpeople because that's socially acceptable
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>>159586813
because serg never dies

(reminder too all of u)
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>>159586981
good job dumbo
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still not dead over here haha :DD
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>>121173935
>>121173969

wow wtf
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new janny is beyond based
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>>159591148
based notch
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>>159597129
mario kart ds
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>>159597129
Trannykeys will like that picture as much as he likes conspiracy theories!
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>>159597423
grindxmonkey get over your shemale obsession already
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>>159597501
get the fuck out you obsessed freak. your little cuck posts are constantly getting deleted and your cancer is being phased out
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>>159597748
>calling others obsessed freaks
all you ever do is talk about cronikeys
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>>159581841
>>159581841
>>159581841
>>159581841
>STIILL HASN'T BEEN VERIFIED

um
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>>159597894
i dont know why you are talking to me like you know who i am. imagine actually thinking you know who is posting on 4chan. drop your crusade already, never seen anything so dead in my life. cuck
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>>159597991
but i replied to my own post
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>>159598018
i've never seen anyone triggered this hard
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i've never seen anyone triggered this hard - guy who has spent the past year posting the same images of monkeys for over a year and constantly posting about the same dude in a state of obsessed triggering

laffin
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>>159598261
worst thing is:
he's not even doing it because he was personally aggravated by squid!
if it was actually ion it would still be pathetic and sad and pitiful but there would be at least one (ONE!) reason to understand his deranged obsession (albeit a really stupid one)
but it's not even that! it's just utterly baffling.
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bounceyboyyy seems to have gotten over his severe hand problem pretty darn fast
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>>159599360
word, a truly deranged, triggered, pathetic, obsessed freak who is now a cuck after getting all his posts removed

>>159599396
hand pain isnt real desu
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Cran aint even did nuthin 2 yall niggas doe
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KEEXyRL0qE
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>>159601587
care to respond to this post that absolutely decimated you? >>159598261
and >>159599360
>>159599438
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>>159599396
https://twitter.com/Bounceyboyy/status/795487748035637248
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why is trihex finishing a run thats 18 minutes ahead on his meme game
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>>159602249
Can you repeat the question?
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>>159602905
You're not the boss of me now
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WHO
IS
STREAM
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Apollo Legend is a stream monster
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serg...
im only gonna ask once...
who are we watching...
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>>159606021
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>>159606021
This. His GDQ video is 3 minutes long and covers only one of many issues with GDQ and PCF, his channel consists primarily of click-bait videos, and he's already assuming the role of community ambassador.

I didn't think I'd see the day when I felt bad that people are calling AGDQ a scam.
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Get yourself speedrunning.
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>>159610060
not falling for your tricks
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>I can't think of a speedrun I'm happier with than this one.

almost 2m slower than wr, 12th on the leaderboard, right above a few let's plays and below a 3 year old run by an tranny lover. sounds like our boi go1den 4 shure
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Do speedruns end when you stop your splits or when the game finishes? I realized I stopped my splits a bit late so I submitted another run with the correct time. (the other one hasn't been accepted or denied yet so I think it will be fine) to fix the error. My game is under 5 mins so milliseconds count in my opinion.

>>159612379
Wanted to add more detail.
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why is /srg/ so ded nowadays? where did everyone go? this used to be a 2-a-day general... wtf..
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>>159616507
most of the regulars here stopped speedrunning and have no interest in the hobby anymore so the posting has slowed down tremendously.

although you can be sure 90% of them still ctrl + f their name
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liquidxgrind
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>>159561545
>guy finds a new trick in a 20+ year old game
duude, how did you do that??
that must have taken so much practice
how did you ever find that?

>"pweease donate to my patweon"
...
...
...
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>>159561545
the fuck is a vod
did he mean vid?
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>>159619530
you could at least answer the question if you're going to waste precious bytes of server space.
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Vote Svenne!
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>>159621431
>vote for a communist Chibi plant that steals votes from Cronikeys
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the squid obsessed freak is the biggest smelly cuckold ITT

*gets posts deleted*
*cries*
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>>159623828
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>>159624008
the level of butthurt and confusion after breaking the rules for over a year is baffling. smelly cuck
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>>159604508
and you're not so big
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Imagine keeping screenshots of your bans
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>the bloodthirsty hyenas circle me, their former leader, eager to rip me to shreds
what did he mean by this?
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>>159626530
the squid obsessor is one of the most pathetic freaks you will come across
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>>159626651
dude what kind of cactii are you smoking exactly
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>>159626651
he was the hyenas former leader

the leader of mashing thru text and reading donations, I think
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I fucking love the monkey posters
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>>159627835
t. obsessed monkey poster
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>>159619407
this was like a million years ago but it means video on demand
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*joins a pyramid scheme*
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>>159629720
well aren't all videos on the internet 'on demand'?

i thought there was just 2 types, streams (realtime) and videos (prerecorded)
I don't understand adding redundant words.
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>>159630725
Is the video of the stream prerecorded?
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>>159631374
really gets my noggin joggin
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>>159631426
yes

once recording of the video has finished, it is a prerecorded video
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>>159557098
word
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my name is cosme alright
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is cosmo getting sane again? his last videos had his real name in them
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>>159643395
link?
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>>159644756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOZOfoRjQNA
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>>159644993
no, he's uploading his old videos.
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>>159644993
>speedruns

boring. where's the High Art? my brain is still recovering from processing the last piece of sagacious intellectuality. I wouldn't be surprised if you guys don't "get" it though.
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>>159645127
if he really cared about his new name he wouldve replaced the one in the video. there is still hope
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bullets: the possessive personal pronoun
head: the personal pronoun
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>>159645304
im sure narci still has a gold mine up there, dont worry.
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>>159646734
>everything about this image

fucking kek
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if only he hadn't attended that stupid nintendo tournament
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>>159647173
pretty sure it was the breakup that put him over the edge
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>>159647490
pretty sure cosme has always been a narcisstic freak, but the hormones made him unhinged enough to stop pretending to be normal
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>>159647490
if breaking up with adrian is enough to ruin your life, maybe it werent all that great in the first place
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Going mental after a breakup means you are a pathetic marxist who is hungering for the noose.
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*hungers for the noose*
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*hungers for the moose*
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*hungers for the goose*
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*hungers for a truce*
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*hand pain is just an excuse*
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*i wish my name was bruce*
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*bird laughs*
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*polices the thread*
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*grinds 18 hours a day for years*
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someone pin me for possession
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*posts the same pictures of primates several hours a day for months*
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where did it all go wrong srg

why have all the og speed runners left
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Whatcha speedrunnin?
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>>159652678
cause it's a dumbass hobby. if anything more people should have moved on by now.
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>everyone having fun
>the obsessed freak stumbles in, everyone mumbles then a hush
>spews his obsessed bullshit
>no one laughs, they just move on because the fun has been killed
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>>159653002
>wah wah wah i dont like it so no one else can.
youre still posting here, i dont buy it. who exposed you, anon?
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>>159653002
Why are you still here? Pathetic
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I can't watch anyone who voted for Hillary to be honest.
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why is /srg/ the only place that hasn't adapted to spelling 'delete' as 'delet'?

i thought we were hip with the memes?
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>>159655876
>i thought we were hip with the memes?
no, otherwise you wouldn't see some shitters still (STILL!) trying to make medievil a meme.
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>>159655876
Changed back
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>>159655876
we're stuck in a tim loop
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>>159655876
when youre truly hip you dont go with whats hip you dig
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forfeit the game before somebody else takes you out of the frame
puts your name to shame cover up your face
you cant run the race
the pace is too fast you just won't last
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>>159662283
that video was so cool o___O
i wish they had made a video game out of it so that i could speedrun it while blasting some based linkin park...
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>there are two chibi posters

fuck
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>>159665189
Why does Chibi always put three dots after "I" or "I'm"?
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>>159665286
you know whats worse than two chibi posters?
a board filled with people who don't love and respect themselves.
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>>159665776
i... feel like it's too obvious. it's to... increase the dramatic effect of his statement.
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hey, friendly serg anon here!

i just want you to know that if you ever want to talk to someone about your speedgames, im here for you. post your splits or tell me about what youre working on. im sure it is awesome because youre awesome. just make sure that whatever youre doing, youre having fun, because thats the most important thing of all.
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>>159666131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9WOdnR-Nfs
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>>159666131
shut the fuck up and don't tell me what to do
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>>159581841
>>159597952
>STILL HASN'T BEEN VERIFIED OR DENIED

WTF?
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>>159666131
whenever i get so depressed that i consider doing a speedrun ill let you know!
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>>159666956
grats m8
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will trannykeys off himself when drumpf loses by a landslide tomorrow or will he just switch allegiances again like the opportunistic jew he is?
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>>159668473
but what does it really confirm

can we go deeper
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>>159669317
he'll probably hang around like a roach waiting for "daddy"donald's next move
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>>159669497
nice aversion cronibot
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WHY AINT U GUYS TELL ME BBOY IS LIVE WITH SMS RUNS
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>>159669317
he'll be a tv writer in new york
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>>159669317
>switch allegiances
I've been a republican my whole life dummy
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>>159561545
I'm being totally serious here, how can you defend this as art, much less high art? let's play devil's advocate for a moment and figure it out, because this person is not pretending. maybe as a parody, right? a parody of the culture that allows this kind of donation shit to happen. but it's not a parody and it's not ironic. it's surface level, no depth, actually asking, begging for the donations, and there is nothing else to be interpreted there. is this person directly disparaging the kind of people who donate, and they just can't figure it out? that's the best explanation I can offer.
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>>159671728
don't forget to remove the bot and give srcom to someone not retarded like ur idea of ice unless you want him to fuck it up like he did cockbot
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look at the last 20 posts and tell me why srg deserves to have any new threads after this one
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>>159672310

>>159666956
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>>159672362
the speedy ones can read the last 283 (sorry subvocalizers) but 20 should be enough
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>>159672310
it doesnt
only people who cant let it go and move on keep bothering the dog's corpse
>>159672362
word
>>159672423
>1 speed post excuses all the garbage
just let the dog die already
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>>159672423
>the general should continue because one brainless grind monkey posted his irrelevant time in a game nobody gives a fuck about
lol!
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imagine being such a God Gamer that you beat the TAS
https://twitter.com/callumbal/status/795772172627218432
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imagine stfu with the shit memes
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reminder to always go fast
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i find monkey posts funny usually but this is a bit tryhard
these arent very original
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>>159675807
>i find monkey posts funny
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>>159675874
i like the og ones
squid polices the thread, squid on life support after being btfo etc
they have a certain zest to them
this is just run of the mill apian antics
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>he thinks his posts emotionally effect someone
>he just assumes this with no proof
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>>159665189
kek
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http://www.speedrun.com/spyro1#80_Dragons
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>crying 24/7 in retaliation to posts that supposedly have no effect
>not proof
lmao
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\//\
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Imagine thinking you know who is posting. Just imagine.
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word. All I know for a fact is that I am Cronikeys.
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>>159676642
squid couldn't handle a pc speedgame lmao
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>>159676654
Not me
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>>159676990
remove the bot
srcom to a not retard
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>>159677143
i don't control either of those things
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>>159676990
>BLACKED AMERICA
what does this mean?
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>>159678176
for the lulz
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i miss the old speedgames, the oot speedgames, without narcissa speedgames, back with the cosmo speed games

:(
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>>159671728
just like you've been a woman all your life amirite
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/srg/ x /sthg/
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https://twitter.com/skicrazedteddy/status/795786610411536384
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>>159680550
>1hr
wow thanks ted ya blew it again
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>>159680248
amy a qt
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ive never rooted for someone to kill themselves, but why tweet that if ur not gonna do it? what a jackass
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attention everyone: i am streaming in 30 minutes. i am serious. no memes
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>>159682162
Alright, thanks for letting me know. Really looking forward to it.
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>>159682162
pls be m_
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attention everyone: i am disregarding the most basic biological facts and turning into a woman even though i am a man by nature in 30 minutes. i am serious. no memes
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>>159682162
thanks warptal
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Post splits, /srg/
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>>159682470
>the newfag that tried to fit in with monkey posts
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>>159682060
you dont know what it feels like to be deleted from the sprash server
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>de state of srg
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>>159684031
notice how it was just shitty jokes for about an hour
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https://twitter.com/_authorblues/status/795793042850594818
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>>159685501
fuck off
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http://speedrun.tv/cheese05

wr pace
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>>159686308
can i get a twitch link instead
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>>159686308
>wr pace
>tune in
>red splits everywhere
lmao
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who we watching?
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women OUT
https://twitter.com/Skybilz/status/795311130147164160
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>>159687375
who are you talking to anon? i dont think she is here
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>>159687521
out of this hobby, not out of this thread
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>>159687136
Vote Svenne
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>>159687658
im confused. can you go over it one more time for me?
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>>159687375
speedrunning is NOT a process.

ROUTING is a PROCESS.
GLITCH HUNTING is a PROCESS.
SPEEDRUNNING is the PERFORMANCE of the results of ROUTING and GLITCH HUNTING.
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anyone want 2 come into a private discord n teach me how 2 blj?
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>>159687883
- guy who does none of these steps
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>>159687883
damn dude can you stop w/ the shouting? thanks
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>>159687883
i read this in Werster's voice
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seems strange for people who dont do speedruns to criticize someone who does speedruns for their view on speedrunning. but ur entitled to ur opinion anon :]
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>>159688265
that goblin doesn't speedrun lmao
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>>159688473
she is certainly more of a speedrunner than you, mate
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>speedrunning
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>>159688576
wrong again, white knight
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>>159688767
You are not a speedrunner. You are a pathetic, gossiping stream monster. That is a fact
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>>159688837
the only fact here is that you're making incorrect assumptions in the hopes of scoring cuck points with a 3/10
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>>159688718
fucken word
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>>159689271
You are a pathetic, gossiping stream monster. That is a FACT until you show me some of your runs. You wouldn't do that though would you, because you're afraid of railing on her under your actual name. Pathetic.
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who streamin
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>>159689361
pokeguy84
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>>159689340
word
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>>159689340
>t-tell me who you are so me and my band of thirsty nu-male friends can scream you down to please our uggo goddess
lol authorblues you never learn
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>>159690034
refer to this line - You wouldn't do that though would you, because you're afraid of railing on her under your actual name

it is true.

pathetic stream monster.
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>>159690034
that wasn't me. I'm just enjoying the show lmao :^)
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https://twitter.com/Cronikeys

what will happen to our girl after tomorrow
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>>159690486
quote our true queen herself so she gets a notification >>159676990
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>>159690486
why does cronis mom have chest hair
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>>159686989
The Chimpansee05 Effect
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>>159690486
the noose
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>>159690486
he'll revert back to his ian edward self, stop being a pro-russian propagandist, stop being sodomized by bald nerds like minion, stop her plan to poison the minds of young tv viewers with cultural marxism with her deviant tv writer project and stop using his bots on serg.
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>>159691754
- guy who doesnt speedrun
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>>159690486
he will try to squirm back into the speedrunning community. Leave and never come back you tranny freak.
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>get bfto
>start running romhacks and chinese bootlegs

the trihex effect
>>
>get btfo
>claim had pain and lack of time prevents you from getting wr back, but then go on to learn 3h long games and do 18h streams

the bounceybald effect
>>
>can't do a skip
>make up a slower arbitrary category just so you don't have to do the skip in a run

the duke_bilgewater effect
>>
>get btfo
>cry on twitter that speedrunning is a "process" and how toxic the community is
the skybilz effect
>>
>IQ too low to speedrun
>shitpost instead

the srg affect
>>
>make shitpost
>make shitpost

the serg effect
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>iq
>having anything to do with speedrunning
>>
you actually need a low iq to speedrun. only morons would engage in this hobby lmao
>>
>>159692621
- guy sitting at his computer making animal noises
>>
Reminder that people are going to vote for Trump the same reason people will blindly accept Narcissa and claim she is doing nothing wrong
>>
>>159695818
this is the stupidest thing i've read today. It beats CNN's "is there such a thing as good porn" article
>>
Top Tier speed runner Clint Stevens online.
#teamcuck
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>>159694727
>>159695121
It's no coincidence that every top speedster has an IQ of 120+
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>>159696704
It's also no coincidence that every person with an IQ of 120+ is an autist
>>
when's speedrun breakdown?
>>
>>159697141
never
tri confirmed cancellation
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>>159697141
october of 2015, didn't you get the memo?
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>>159697141
october
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>>159697141
in an alternate timeline where mario maker doesn't exist
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>>159697395
>implying
this is the man that stopped a "24hour" donation drive when the goal was met because he didn't want to miss the gym.
do you honestly think he was ever going to put any actual work into it.
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>>159697115
Autism is the future of human evolution.
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>>159697584
yes, we are pro jews, russians and trannies too!
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>>159697705
this one gets it
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I don't need a husband. My speedgame fucks me every day!
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>>159532614
what lol
>>
>>159699873
thanks for the late you
>>
real change in speedrunning begins with repealing and replacing the disaster known as ___________
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>>159700490
gdq
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>>159700490
grind monkeys starting with grindxmonkey
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>>159700490
igt
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>>159700490
trannies
especially trannykeys
>>
You know, there wouldn't be posts about the person you dislike if you didn't post about the person you dislike.
>>
fucking savage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiZXSZqtVb4
>>
>>159703393
fuck off
>>
>get run rejected
>go on a jealously driven rant against the event

the literal who effect
>>
okay so wait...
where's the bene stream?
>>
>>159646734
holy fucking kek
>>
>pie has to become the ultimate sellout and try everything to get 1k viewers
>Clint acts like an autistic retard and gets double that

lul
>>
>>159705714
pie has almost 1200 subs. he is making almost $3000 a month. that is $36000 a year. just from subs. how does it feel knowing that an actual retard makes more money than you playing video games poorly?
>>
>>159686989
he was in DAILY wr pace, and he absolutely got it!
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>>159630725
damn dude it's mean again and I'm even later this time, I think that VOD started to gain traction when that's what Twitch called their recordings.
>>
holy hellio someone stream I don't even care if it's a let's play.
>>
Someone please help me find a new speedgame that's not too demanding on pc, please help me.
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2,100 subscribers
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Apologies in advance to anyone I sent friend requests to. I'm hammered halfway out of my mind tonight.
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>>159714178
>do all this shit for a girl
>just wants a 30 second conversation
>I DONT OWE YOU ANYTHING STOP THREATENING ME
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>>159714092
>Wanting this gross motherfucker
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>>159714092
>>159714178
>>159714267
Imagine having no standards whatsoever. How do you even get to this point?
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>>159714178
>>159714267
as fun as it is to laugh at beta cuck behavior like this, especially over cosmo, i do kinda sympathize. devotes all that shit to someone who doesnt even deserve an ounce of positive attention in the first place and then is just treated like shit.
>>
>>159714910
Choosing to do that and being entitled about it makes you a loser

I´ve seen shit like this time and time again, if it isnt cosmo he´s creeping over it would just be somebody else, and that somebody else is always going to be somebody that doesnt want him. Thats how these guys work.
>>
>>159714760
stop this
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>>159718753
why?
>>
remember the good times?
>>
>>159673876
that iguana was based as hell

you're welcome btw
>>
>>159714267
>ema skye
wow this person is definitely not a male pretending to be female
>>
is trannykeys on suicide watch yet?
>>
MAKE AMERICA
>>
>>159723564
i don't wanna
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>>159723594
deport yourself
>>
>>159724178
>implying
do you even know how long it would take to actually make
>>
https://www.strawpoll.me/11574117
>>
https://twitter.com/bradnthings/status/795971683383443456

Why do people like this linger around speedrunning, when they take absolutely no part in it?
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ive never been blocked over such a small comment before holy fuck trannykeys
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4aNwPSnll0

damn
>>
>>159727753
die you faggot cuck
>>
>>159727753
Stop posting this shit in here you tranny lover. This has nothing to do with speedrunning.

Nice edgy Twitter, faggot.
>>
>>159727753
wow, the PC police is at it again! Don't want to hurt any feelings!
>>
>>159726758
youve just described all of /srg/
>>
>>159730526
Don't be so ann**ing
>>
>>159729253
I'm literally crying
>>
>>159727753
You hurt his feelings :'(
>>
>>159729253
Holy shit
>>
>>159727753
can you blur the a-word please? it's triggering me
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Srg about to explode when president Clinton addresses the nation
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>>159731476
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>>159729253
reminder that cosmo was just repressed narcissa
>>
reminder to maga
>>
*receives job application from "Alison Arkison" for writing job*
Hmm... this woman seems like an ideal person for this job, but I guess I'll do a little background searching on the internet just to make sure...
*Google search turns up dozens of /srg/ threads detailing how much of a tranny nutter he is*
Oh, well, I guess I won't hire this lunatic after all! I sure dodged a bullet there!
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>>159733068
ive backtraced your MAC location and the report to the CIS army has been sent

enjoy ur emails while u can >:)
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>>159733068
but tranny nutters is exactly what the cultural marxist tv industry wants. specially one with jewish and bolshevik ties!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMeu92fvqQA
>just a video of a speedrun
>not even playing
gee i hope it's to remember what to do and they're going to start playing again
>>
>>159733608
croni we're gonna maga
>>
>>159734806
Fuck off you tranny loving fag
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>>159734926
I hate trannies.
>>
>>159735405
No you don't, you're a tranny loving freak. Alison 'Ian' Arkin is a man.
>>
>>159735535
his name is alan
>>
How does /srg/ feel about the fairly recently introduced auto-hosting system?
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reminder to vote Duke Bilgewater for president
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>>159713696
>>159713770
>>159714092
>>159714178
>>159714267

>she
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>>159727753
>>
>>159738523
so all the canadians?
>>
>>159738775
what a loser
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>>159739167
ALL THE CANADIANS
>>
Who are we watching right now?
>>
>>159738523
yes, i appreciate free speech too (as long as i agree with it!)!
>>
>>159739730
Meme Queen ^^ ;)
>>
>>159739097
lmfao
>>
>>159740617
cringe, but hey, at least xe's not a tranny
>>
>>159739435
I'm running Battleship
>>
>>159740617
>Born on July 2, 1997
>>
This is the tranny poster: >>159741125
>>
>>159741450
Using the a* slur is reason enough to block someone. Twitter should be a safe space for all its users.
>>
I've always considered myself a badass online
>>
>>159713224
>tfw this fool is getting 6+ minimun wages
humanity needs to end
>>
where the runs at
>>
>>159743272
shut up anon a new meme is being forced
>>
>>159743330
fuck that shit
not again
2013 is long gone
>>
>"My primary goal is peace."
>starts a smear campaign against some random underaged twitter shitter

lol?
>>
>>159744517
>>159744778
is the jo some kind of hint
>>
>>159744962
what
>>
>>159744992
i think speed posts are getting deleted instead of garbo
bravo new glenn you're doing an even worse job
>>
>>159745157
i deleted my own posts, i didn't like the pic i posted in the first one and the second one i forgot to add a pic
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>>159745157
>garbo
don't use that word
>>
can we confirm if tranny poster is our boy or not
>>
>>159746604
not fair, *I* was the one who started calling him "trannykeys"
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>>159747143
his name is cronikike
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>>159747150
word word WORD
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>>159747150
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help
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trannykeys? more like trannycries after drumpf gets exposed today
>>
>>159751206
keep crying cuck
>>
Imagine being a fake woman shilling for a meme candidate in bumblefuck Indiana while everyone else is living normal lives experiencing all of the traditional milestones and joys of a fulfilling life

Legitimately sounds really sad. I hope you find peace someday, friend.
>>
Do you think Cronikeys will keep to her word?
I hope not.
>>
>>159751692
What was the promise? An hero or nudes?
>>
>>159751772
;_;
>>
>>159751563
She has a normal life, has dated as many men as she has wanted, doesn't leech off the entitlement programs and works for herself as her own boss. She also isn't shilling anyone, she has been reporting objectively thourhgout the election and gained an important number of followers because of that. She just knows that Trump embodies conservative values and support his political project.
>>
>>159751563
cuck
>>
>>159751882
>she
Stopped reading right there lmao die you cultural marxist fuck
>>
>>159752012
yes fucken sock it to em
>>
>>159751882
I actually work for Putin
>>
The evil russians are going to nuke us!! Trust me goy
>>
>>159752414
You actually work for the Frankfurt school.
>>
>>159752748
bullshit the only one posting about trannies is you
>>
did cosmo delete the vid of him going "PWEEASE DONATE TO ME"
>>
>>159753716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BGXLf_y9Sw

nvm i found it lmao
>>
>>159753819
>jesus christ get a daddy like the rest of us lmao
kek
>>
>>159754048
i fucking love how nonchalantly he goes i need another uh 1500 dollars per month and then goes back to going pwease
>>
srg is just High Art

speedrunners just dont get it
>>
Is the PS4 version of Ape Escape 2 good for speedrunning?
Is the PSTV version of Medievil good for speedrunning?
>>
>>159758998
meme games only shitters care about
go with a maryoh or zildo, even MetsRoids
>>
"medievil is a meme game" -guy that doesn't have the skill to speedrun medievil
>>
>>159759447
no one gives a fucking shit about that stupid ass skeleton
>>
"dynowarz and glover are not meme games" - guy who now runs memedievil because his old meme games became passé
>>
So are the PS4 version of Ape Escape 2 and the PSTV version of Medievil bad?
>>
What was the name of Siglemic's crazy Corean gf?
>>
>>159761134
nobody knows because nobody cares
>>
>>159761379
trannykeys
>>
>>159761134
PS4 Ape 2 has fast loads, but being the PAL version, it has no quick gadget swapping. You'll be better off playing JP on PS2.
>>
>>159764274
word
>>
just put the doggy down already
>>
>>159766162
*speed runs diddy kong racing 2*
>>
The MAGA version of MEDIEVIL.
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>>159766564
Back to the exposed land NKR, you have no records and you are a cuck.
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what a faggot
>>
>>159766675
LiquidxPosed
>>
redpill me on dugongue. is he like uli tier manchild autismo or is he actually based?
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>>159766913
Manchild autist.
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>>159766913
he's a hybrid that's being hindered by TMR's nuthuggers
>>
Squid reminds me of Smeagol / Gollum. Go back and watch his joy when he first got the record and was in tears compared to now. It's like improving the WR is his ring, consuming him, transforming him into a demented monkey.
>>
>>159767115
- guy who looks like gollum
>>
Has anyone realized that there's not actually much speedrunning discussion in this general?
>>
>>159767189
been like that for a long while now
same shitters wont let it die either
>>
>>159739097
aw heck
>>
>>159751692
>>159751882
>her
>she
>>
let's pretend that one day narcissa applies to a job when he is completely broke

imagine the look on the employer's face when he googles "Narcissa Wright" and finds all this shit about him on the internet

LMFAO background check failed instantly

granted cosmo even passes the personality test that mcdonalds and walmart have but he wont because he's too full of himself
>>
>>159729349
but i don't like trannies my dude.
>>
>>159768105
I worked as a recruiter for a company that uses taleo, that software has tools better than google to find every piece of dirt on a person that exists. you could even say the background check is, dare I say it, automated.

>cosmo getting a job before bullets/head
lol
>>
WE'RE GONNA WIN
>>
>>159768494
cosmo is going to get such a comeuppance when that bank account hits $0

even the tranny obsessed freak who has been donating $100 a month on patreon is turning on him and calling him a bitch

you've really fucked up in life when there are at least hundreds of people rooting for your suicide at this point
>>
>>159768714
who is we?
>>
>>159768714
>lost florida
pack it in lad and go shoot up a gay club.
>>
My primary goals are bigotry and segregation.
>>
>>159770474
fuck off again
>>
>>159770662
cry about it
>>
https://twitter.com/halfcoordinated/status/796159810169401351
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>>159772639
Rob, this has to stop.
>>
https://twitter.com/Justice4Europe/status/796167128940482561

go back to being dead you wrless tranny
>>
>>159773072
not me, the cucked tranny loving millenial blocked me though
>>
>>159773181
>"not me" >>159773138
he didn't even make it a clear side
just go back to death like ur skele
>>
you're all so annoying!!!
>>
>>159773378
he literally favourited a cuck reply, cuck
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>made mod of game's leaderboards since I ran the outdated SDA category
>tfw honorary oldboi
>>
>>159773576
you know theyll let anyone be mod, right? just for asking...
>>
https://twitter.com/Haedox/status/704852053735112704
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>>159713696
>>159713770
>>159714092
>>159714178
>>159714267
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/796121661426700288
pwease
>>
(raccoon emoji) cfb stream
>>
imagine halfcoordinated trying to fap and browse anime porn with 1 hand
>>
reminder you have about 2 hours to say your goodbyes to your speedpal cronikeys
>>
>>159775781
good riddance! the only good tranny is a tranny with a bullet IN his head.
>>
https://twitter.com/Beneziaa/status/796183714917027841

lmfao cuck
>>
so u are telling me that nkr actually runs that white supremacist twitter acc??
>>
>>159777104
yes
>>
>>159777070
beneziaa depression stream when
>>
>>159777283
fucking get out you drone
>>
yooooooooo
>>
yoooooooooooooooo its ya boy patty. ya boy
>>
suh
>>
>>159777942
crusuh dude
>>
Janny can you speak to the mods about potentially banning /srg/? Seriously even you must be wondering why this general still exists. How many more times are you going to be dragged back here to delete shitty /pol/ posting?
>>
>>159777283
>>159777572
nkr has just been exposed as the self-deleter.
>>
>>159779778
Why potentially? This place has been an absolute mess for over a year.
>>
>>159779992
Probably afraid that the jews would track him down
>>
uh, nobody's going to congratulate our boi?

https://twitter.com/RWhiteGoose/status/789867757047320577
>>
>>159780574
Pokemon GO isn't gaming.
>>
CRONIKEYS HATERS BTFO
>>
>>159780938
The election has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Ian constantly forces himself in these threads despite being completely irrelevant in speedrunning.
>>
>bounceybald is jewish

Suddenly his pathetic shilling makes sense.
>>
>tfw hands hurt from pressing the R button but also wringing my hands together
>>
are all black people gonna get lynched...im scared
>>
>>159781154
Behind the curtain... always (((them)))
>>
https://twitter.com/carbonstealer/status/796202528581054464

what did he mean by this?
>>
someone somewhere a 12 year old faggot is going "I can't believe trihex was wrong about the election...."
>>
>>159781550
nkr please go on your nazi account and call him a cuck thanks in advance
>>
>>159781550
different strokes for different folks
>>
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SUICIDE WHEN
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>>159781635
>nkr please go on your nazi account and call him a cuck thanks in advance
what did he mean by this?
>>
>>159781750
is cosmo in the thread? probably. just google "exit bag"

if that's too much work, program a website to automate searching "exit bag" for you
>>
our girl did it... lads... im so happy for her...
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>>159784803
>>159784898
>>159785062

but cfb is streaming also I'M NOT STREAMING DOOM HEADCRAB
>>
crab shut up
>>
shut up crab
>>
i love trannykeys
>>
https://twitter.com/halfcoordinated/status/796239108188360704
Can someone take his wrs already?
>>
>>159790998
do it yourself
>>
>>159789963
best speedbrother since werster got cucked
>>
>>159791713
>his
stfu fucktard
>>
It's official

Praise Cronikeys
Praise Kek

Rip cosmo
Rip crihex
>>
>>159791334
good shit headcrab
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>>159792036
thank yiffiyiff
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>>159791803
>her
stfu tranny enabler
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Svenne won
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Cronikeys lives another day
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god bless america t b h
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>>159791713
trannykeys' subversive activities were not in vain
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>witwix voted trump
and you fags doubted he was our guy...
>>
witty confirmed for voting for trump
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#twinks4trump
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>>159802202
>>159802198
Drumpftards are not our boys
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*grabs headcran by the pussey*
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>>159804973
i dont have a pussey
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#tranniesfortrump
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>>159804258
Trihex out. Sick of your lies and lack of follow through. We're making speedrunning great again you diet nigga, you knockoff nigga, you dove chocolate bar thin brown layer on the outside but white on the inside NYUGUHHHHHHH.
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>>159805269
Now thats something i can get behind!
>>
https://twitter.com/halfcoordinated/status/796368456438468608

why is this cuck so upset and hurt over the election
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>>159807681
He's "bi" (read: gay in denial) so he thinks Trump is going to personally have him executed.
This is retarded because Trump has always been a better choice for LGBT than Hillary, but half is an idiot that can't think for himself and always falls back to his hugbox.
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>>159809460
His GDQ hugbox is truly cancerous.
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Is Cronikeys our new Speedpresident?
>>
Is there an AGDQ alternative where speedrunners can actually have fun talk their mind?
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Is zfg going over the wall?
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:pistol:
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>>159810383
rofl fucking autistic speed runer
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>>159810383
Grats, I'm proud of you
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>>159810383
I'm so FUCKING proud
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>>159810324
ZFG is Italian, not Mexican.
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>>159810383
>low%
nice arbitrary shit
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https://twitter.com/cuduimaginetho/status/796419126935912448

hes back at it again boys
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>>159813590
Japanese privilege
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RIP slayer
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>>159810383
unoptimized garbage
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>>159815957
based
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so when will GDQs be made great again
>>
Beat the shit out of the Jew Mike and get a new charity to donate money to
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>>159816006
>waaaah waaaah he didn't grind away autismally playing the same game over and over and over to meet the standards of some 4chan stream monster
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>>159817851
shit run is a shit run. cuck
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>>159687136
The people have spoken. Plans are underway. Expect a HUGE announcement before AGDQ.
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>>159817894
LOL! "Cuck" is my favourite may may friendo. It's so funnay xD

Do you know the cake is a lie and all your base are belong to us? :D they are also my favorite meemees
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>>159819096
Go back to praising someone for not optimizing their speedrun, faggot.
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>>159818686
>she
what did anon mean by this?
>>
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/796450529891098624
>You have no job, no skills, no money, and you vape weed and eat soylent all day, why should we let you immigrate to our country?
>I-I had a speedrun world record once
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>>159819668
even if they would let her immigrate there's no way she has enough money to afford to move there and live for more than a month
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>>159820095
>her
>she
at least use it if you want to ignore basic biology
>>
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/796465816162078720
>waah, waah, why can't he see that a man in drag is a woman?
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>>159823128
fuccing desotryed
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>>159823128
i hate posts about narcissa but this is pretty fucking funny
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>>159823128
lmfao. why is he saying ugh? he is a guy, he looks like a guy, its going to happen
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>>159823128
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/796471821163905024
LMAO
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>>159519707
Cuz niggas love 2 talk nah mean
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>>159824453
>Don't "not all cis people" me. Not today.
What did he mean by this?
>>
>>159820274
>basic biology
What does basic biology have to do with societal gender roles?

I mean, nobody actually believes Narcissa is a biological female. We refer to them as "her" because she identifies a female sociologically.

How is this complicated?
>>
could ALL of you dumb faggots shut the fuck up about pronouns for once instead of derailing the thread every fucking time they come up?
>>
Has anyone here ever seen Narcissas dick?

If the answer is no, how do you know she is male? Are you just assuming this based on her appearance?
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>>159825862
squid...
>>
>she
>>
narci needs our support more than ever stop bullying her
>>
his name is narcismo
>>
People think I'm trash. But they're wrong.
>>
People think I'm a god gamer. But they're wrong.
>>
People think I'm an emucheater. But they're wrong.
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>>159827605
I know this is bait but if Cosmo really needed help, he would be seeking professional medical/mental help, but he is not.
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>>159825010
It's not complicated. If you were born a man people should refer to you with male pronouns. Everything else is tranny mental gymnastics at work, which don't matter in the real world.
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>>159831869
>If you were born a man people should refer to you with male pronouns.
Why?

That's like saying you should be forced to use the name your parents gave you forever. It's just a meaningless title assigned to you by someone else.

The only time the distinction between male and female is ever important is in the context of scientific research medical treatment.
>>
why are most speedrunners trannies
please explain
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>>159831073
>I know this is bait but if Cosmo really needed help, he would be seeking professional medical/mental help, but he is not.
You're assuming that the mentally ill are rational people. By definition, they are not.
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>>159832830
t. cultural marxist that wants to destablize civilization
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>>159833486
Civilization has never been stable. You're seeking a reality that cannot exist.
>>
https://twitter.com/CudUImagineTho/status/796499743044239360

Hot new drama
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>>159833885
Hey, you have a point there!
*breaks apart the family through destroying gender roles and promoting every kind of degeneracy*
*lets in savages from the third world by the millions*
*increases taxes on the white middle class to pay for it until it all collapses*
Wow, I feel really progressive and enlightened now.
>>
>join a stream
>some anti trump cuckold whining
when will it end
>>
>>159834212
>Hey, you have a point there!
>*breaks apart the family through destroying gender roles and promoting every kind of degeneracy*
>*lets in savages from the third world by the millions*
>*increases taxes on the white middle class to pay for it until it all collapses*
>Wow, I feel really progressive and enlightened now.
This just proves it was never stable in the first place.
>>
>>159834212
How can you call something stable if it falls apart so easily?
>>
>>159834345
At least it means you're not watching a sellout. Can't have any political discussion in those chats. Hurt feelings = hurt subscriber counts and donation totals.
>>
>>159834350
>>159834647
How is this an argument for making it worse?
>>
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/796505207052103680
>Calls out Trump supporters
>All hiding in a circle jerk server
What's the matter? Are you scared to debate?
>>
>>159834920
It's an argument that your system is shit if it leads to a shittier system. You're looking at civilization as it was for a miniscule fraction of human history and comparing it to a subsequent miniscule fraction of history.

Being alive in a third world country right now offers a greater quality of life than the average person in a wealthy nation was 1000 years ago, let alone 50,000 years ago when we lived in the woods and died of gangrenous infections or appendicitis at age 30.

SJWs aren't going to change this.
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>>159835529
Cronikeys has 25k pro-Trump tweets
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>>159835643
>>159834920
Civlization will also never be "stable, nor will it just magically regress into the stone age because dudes want to be called women.
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>>159838467
>>
trannies are not a problem at all guys!
*denies the most essential facts of nature*
*replaces them with the feelings of the mentally ill*
*goes back to reading kate bornstein*
>>
the cure for tranny freaks is 22 ccs of lead injected directly into the brain
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Is Cornshaq the coolest speedrunner?
>Has world records
>Did a speedrunning panel at Magfest
>Has a radical avatar
I love him!
>>
>>159840990
who?
>>
>>159840990
Is he the guy who plays as nothing *but* Luigi
>>
more like WHOrnshaq
>>
http://www.nme.com/news/sega-genesis-back-production-1835691
This is like the iQue, but 100 times better
>>
>>159843364
>inferior 2d trash that requires 1/3rd less of skill is "100 times better"

lol?
>>
>>159845248
now this is a meme i haven't seen in a while
>>
>most recent bit donation is now permanently displayed at the top of chat
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>>159833997
dude
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>>159841349
All day son!
>>
slayer stream
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>>159848935
gonna word this one
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could you imagine though?
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This is godlike bro can't miss out on it yahhh
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Hurtin Stream
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>>159856416
he went live like 5 minutes ago duder
>>
Croni Keys is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I speedrun
>>
>>159858267
couldnt let it die could you
>>
>>159858267
>she
fuck off tranny enabler
>>
birdxbrain
>>
*plugs in hori*
>>
>>159859617

based birdxbrain poster
>>
Hey guys
I speedrun
>>
the only thing benezia will be streaming is her lib tears out of her eyes lol!
>>
what disabled, trannies and cucks have in common?

they all have safespace hugboxes on social media and they voted for hillary
>>
what trannykeys and trannies have in common?

they all are mentally ill freaks and in serious need for an immediate dose of lead
>>
I Cringed
>>
just cup my balls up brohan
>>
question: why do people post about bad pbs they got when they are not anything that is pushing the time down?
>>
>>159861368
what
>>
http://www.speedrun.com/run/0y6ernjz

Defend this.
>>
>>159861498
if you're going to quote him with "what" then "why" do you fucking bother
>>
>>159861368
Speedrunning is a meme. Most people won't care unless you share every little thing about your life and try to become their "friend". You can also speedrun for fun now and getting a place on the leaderboards matters.
>>
I came here to laugh at Cosmo, has he streamed yet?
>>
>>159861789
Why are these examples, you white boys choose, always from People of Color?
Can't have a non-white having a good time on YOUR leaderboard, huh?
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I will be posting this in every thread. Each one of these runners have beaten Cosmo The Man's 'unbeatable time' in OoT Any%.

Reminder that Any% isn't arbitrary, the goal is to beat the game as fast as possible. When your time gets beaten, the straightforward goal isn't suddenly arbitrary.
>>
>>159861789
Why is it always nip faggots who think they don't need to record like everyone else? Why is it always Kirby?
>>
The top 30 in a competitive game are better runners than some meme runner on /srg/
>>
>>159863832
What is a 'competitive game'?
>>
>>159863854
more than 500 players on the leaderboard
>>
>>159861498
like submitting a 1s "improvement" to your pb to speedrun.com that only lets you rank as the 84th best time or some shit like that. like, literally why even bother? it's pointless. at least you can learn something about the route or whatever from watching the best runs, but who even looks past the ~10 or so fastest times other than bottom of the barrel dwellers desperate to believe they're a part of a community? sad!
>>
>>159864129
Agreed. People who act like their non-wr pb's mean anything are pathetic.
>>
>>159863832
There are no runners here.

We are here to laugh at cosmo doing Female Low Effort % and then getting called a dude when he updates his passport.
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>>159864463
huh? >We laughed at trannykeys and told him repeatedly that Trump would never win, yet he won. We laugh at Cosmo now, but he'll eventually be a woman.
>>
>>159864809
>Can't even green text

Newfags out. Reddit awaits you.
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>>159864809
This is a pro Trump zone ya retard.
>>
>>159864809
Cosmo can never be a woman. Even if medicine progressed to the point he could purge every single male trait from his body and personality, he would not be the same person anymore after such a radical change to his personality. I would start refering to her with female pronouns at that point, but I would refuse to accept her as a continuation of Cosmo but a completely different person.
>>
>>159863572
is that guy not canadian?
>>
>>159864092
so 3 games?
>>
>>159865849
don't forget Dragon Quest 3, the most speedrunned game in the world according to cyghfer
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lmao what the fuck is wrong with this hobby
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>>159866292
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE LMFAO
>>
>>159866292
Mindlessly grinding the same activity for hours for years can break anyone. Sweatshop workers end themselves, speedrunners buy striped knee socks and change their twitch name.
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>>159866292
Good thing I unfollowed him a little while ago.
>>
>>159866292
what the h*ck is going on
>>
>>159866292
NO FUCKING WAY ITS REAL I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS GARBAGE
WHY ARE SPEEDRUNNERS ALL AUTISTIC

>https://twitter.com/MilesSMB/status/796706385316773888
>>
Our tranny: Actively campaigned to get the god emperor into office

Reddit's trannies: Leaving the US in droves and panicking at the results

Cronikeys is already Making Speedrunning Great Again!
>>
>>159866407
https://twitter.com/MilesSMB/status/796706385316773888
(IT'S REAL NIGGA)
>>
OFFICIAL LIST OF SPEEDRUNNING TRANNY NUTTERS
Cronikeys
soe
Krystal
Narci
dancingscarecow
yadra121
EnchantressofNumbers
Nickynoel
CrystalBeauty
EeveeSpirit
Kartseven
AzuraSarah
JackieDaggers
Emily Brooks
Withelde
Protomagicalgirl
tegangibby
Sagev3
Mewyabby
MissFantastic
superaliceinwonderland
transFaerie
runnee22
orcastraw
MilesSMB

Add to this, if someone is missing!
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Anyone heard from Naeg lately?
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>>159866698
WORD. there's nothing inherently wrong with trannies. a good tranny is a #trannyfortrump
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>>159866292
>loses his wrs
>becomes a tranny

the cosmo effect strikes again
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>>159866816
Naeg is too rational to become a brainwashed tranny. Just look at his well-reasoned arguments with Cronikeys for why all races have equal intelligence!
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>>159866816
No, but you can easily smell his stench before you see him.
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I'm a woman.
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>>159867160
god, you're so annoying
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>>159867295
wow, already acting sexist against me
>>
>>159867295
transphobe get out, this is a safe space
>>
>>159867160
This meme really needs to stop already.
>>
>>159867474
>implying safe spaces exist under trump
lol..............
>>
>>159867609
t. bigoted Drumpf supporter
>>
>>159866292
look who is live
twitch
.tv/milessmb
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>>159863328
Alien hasn't beaten Cosmo's time. He has an 18:1x on emulator that doesn't even follow the rules for the leaderboard (he uses the rice video plug-in instead of the default).
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>>159867689
I have 0 tolerance for goofballs today. You will be blocked swiftly.
*blocks you*
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>>159867943
>tekkera still buttblasted his girl Hillary lost
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>>159868331
literally not me
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>>159868331
literally me
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>>159868458
Fuck off newshit
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>>159868627
literally going to tripfag now
>>
>the croni-hater is a teenage tripfag
Sounds about right
>>
>>159868458
>>159868627
hey you are literally NOT me
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>>159869225
she's not a """girl""", she's a trans-girl you bigot!
>>
>>159869339
Trans girls are just normal girls though, you are the bigot. They were always a girl since they were born, they just didn't realize it until they're older.
>>
>>159866292
who?
>>
Hey guys, I was a girl all along.
>>
Cran be a real nigga yo
>>
can't wait til hurtin transitions and starts calling xirself "penumbra" or some shit like that!
>>
https://twitter.com/princessproto/status/796722209586892800

the tranny recruitment service
>>
#ImBecomingHer
>>
>>159868458
>1997

lmfao

out you go fag
>>
It's really important to me that I refer to people as their biological gender. I'm not sure why, but it's really important and I refuse to call people what they want to be called because it's important to me that I call them what I want to call them.
>>
reminder that you can stop the mhc
>>
>>159870857
>I'm not sure why
Because you're a retrograde mysoginyst. The 50's are never coming back Pops!
>>
>>159870934
unless you're the police
>>
>>159870670
you gonna cry about it brodi
>>
>>159870857
Transphobe get out.
>>
*cries about it*
>>
Why is i_o_l (i own lingerie) trying so desperately to fit in here by being edgy on twitter? does he think people don't know that he's a literal nobody?
>>
>>159871504
who?
>>
>>159870961
They're coming back in about 33 years
>>
real talk @ u boiz rq
cran based af
>>
https://twitter.com/Naegleria1/status/796642212461350913
>nigleria believes the intelligence is determined by environment meme
lmao
>>
>>159866805
KartSeven should be on there

same deal as cosmo, his record btfo by luz and he went tranny nutter
I used to respect kart, that one hurt
>>
>>159872134
link him this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Transracial_Adoption_Study
>>
>>159872350
>implying facts work on liberals
lmao
>>
>>159872296
Already there. Look more closely.
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>>159872396
please do it anyway, I want to see his reaction

and don't forget to mention the fact that half-black half-white score inbetween fully white and fully black, although they are categorized as simply black by society, so any environmental factors are out of the window
>>
>>159871153
Fuck off you pathetic tripfagging wannabe newfag stream monster cuck.

>>159871504
He's always been down to earth. Get out, stream monster.
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>>159873869
I hope Trump puts an end to this madness
>>
>>159873673
>He's always been down to earth. Get out, stream monster.
"down to earth" is code for edgy, desu
>>
>>159873971
"Edgy" is code for "awake to the truth".
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>>159873673
im only one of those words my dude
>>
>>159874215
i_o_l, get the fuck outta here you washed up retard
>>
>>159873912
trump IS for trannies you silly goose. why do you think russians, cultural marxists, trannies and jews were supporting him? he's the sleeper agent that will ultimately destroy White America and you all fell for his le redpill anti-PC facade.
>>
>>159874728
damn....
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Smash Cultural Marxism and Political Correctness!
>>
Tranniversary
>>
does anyone here like speedrunning
>>
>>159875989
I like speedrunning and striped kneesocks *:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*
>>
is there anything as pure as caitelady
i dont think so
>>
>>159880203
bonus points for being an actual girl
>>
>>159867059
Only stupid people think all races have equal intelligence because they want to feel smart compared to someone.
>>
>>159880294
>actual girl
guess again.
>>
>>159873869
callumbeast does it again
>>
cronikeys more like тpaнныкeыc
>>
>>159882541
yoooo rofl
>>
>>159874657
tranny defense force on full alert today lmao
>>
cronikeys? more like cutiekeys :3c
>>
>>159885469
could you imagine being this eager to defend a washed-up nobody
>>
Hey guise I'm here for my monthly dose of croni speednudes.
>>
I was hoping to get more speedrunning related content from croni after the elections.. :(
>>
>Boy that Soylent drink sure is bad for you and filled with strange hormonal chemicals that humans shouldn't be consuming!

>*eats a Big Mac made with factory farmed beef*
>*eats a family sized bag of Doritos*
>*washes it down with carbonated high fructose corn syrup beverage*
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>>159889856
Big Macs may give you cancer but at least you won't turn into a tranny
>>
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why does pie keep hosting this furfag? is he trying to tell us something?
>>
is milessmb our girl?
>>
>>159866292
What is wrong with you speedtards
>>
>>159890428
>he thinks factory farmed beef doesn't contain copious amounts of estrogen.
>>
>>159890760
best speedtransfriend for sure
starting with the fact that she ACTUALLY speedruns instead of just going around posting propaganda on imageboards!
>>
Anyone else wants to rape soe?
>>
>>159866292
I wanted to do some runs out of boredom but now I'm afraid
>>
>>159891323
O_O
>>
>>159891323
it's not rape if he enjoys it
>>
>>159866292
>>
what would pie change his name to in the event of a transition?
>>
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>>159892295
he'd never, pie is a good christian boy
>>
is der anybuddy more based den callumbeast, god gamer numba won?
https://twitter.com/callumbal/status/796827012237234176
>>
https://twitter.com/callumbal/status/796827012237234176
>>
>>159892469
eg...
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>>159892469
>>159892557
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whatever happened to duke
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>>159893334
indoctrinated by hollywood leftists like his dad
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>>159893334
currently crying most likely
>>
>tfw you find out your speedhero was actually an sjw
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>>159893404
>>159893469
that wasn't really what i meant, but it's expected of a californian
>>
>>159893698
hes in college and doesnt like to stream because he hates us
>>
>>159893798
He hates YOU. I know he loves me
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>>159893948
>>
>>159882303
>tfw callumbal used my speedgame like a slut and im still not a tranny
Is it a good or bad feel?
>>
>>159866292
>>159892469

What the fuck? I check /srg/ once a month and it never stops. These people need to seek help. Stay far away from this hobby.
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>>159866292
haha, but seriously he's just joking right?
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do you think donald trump(our next president) supports speedrunning(playing games fast) ?
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>>159895176
no, nobody ever grabbed a pussy by playing games fast
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>>159895176
Trump will make speedrunning great again. There will be a total and complete shutdown of Chinese submissions entering speedrun.com.
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As a muslim speedrunner. I am terrified of a trump presidency.
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https://twitter.com/cronikeys/status/796827487829430272
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>>159895823
naeg IS a gigantic passive aggressive bitch to be fair
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>>159895823
all fatgleria is proving is that the fat race is dumb
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>>159895823
What's naegleria's problem?
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Killing this thread
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>>159896367
do the world a favor and kill yourself instead thanks
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migrate
>>159896498
>>159896498
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>>159896530
Someone make a real thread, the subject is fucked up on this one.
Thread posts: 782
Thread images: 85


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