Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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why the fuck is invisible kotlblast still in the game

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Would you?

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>no "greatest warrior in the universe" hero
um, dotards???

>medusa falls off in the lategame
Her aghs better make her do some damage. Sven is outcarrying her.

SCIENTISTS

>>159679752
left: YAY
right: NAY

cuckvi

JUST TP OUT

Axe goes!

>EG
>letting eurofaggots play support roles

Jesus christ just get AUI and PPD back. Can these aegisless faggots can go back to their tier 3 CIS teams already?

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EE SAMA SAVING THE GAME

>typical RTZ contribution

medusa is such a fucking awful shit hero
same with veno

>>159679752 easy question, would fuck both of them.

>>159679797
IMPRESSED

>>159679780
medusa doesn't really fall off
shes just not a hard carry like sven is

pick supports who can do damage in the lategame while the dusa kites/stones people

aka, not fucking warlock
aka
not fucking treat
aka
not fucking clock
aka
not fucking veno

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>Manta Orchid Sven

>braindead sven pickers

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>>159679752
I had a dream that Aui was my boyfriend

It was really nice

>>159679930
If she isn't a hard carry she is useless. Agility heroes are supposed to be hard carries.

I said it before- I was right then- and I'll say it again and be even righter: Force Staff is the best item in this game of Dota 2

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>>159679925

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>no Great Ape hero
um, dotards???

looks like it's time to nerf mirana

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>>159679752
Would you?

Is C9 back?

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>>159680093

>>159680093
>>159680103
She's literally tinker.

>>159680094
Monkeyking

>>159680103
>warlock afk
cool

>>159680154
Those lips are meant for dicks.

heroes that need to go straight to the dumpster
>mirana
>pudge
>timber
>pitlord

>>159680181
Fucking hell has /pol/ given you ptsd get a fucking grip

did i just see a fucking shivas medusa

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>>159680181

is it a bad idea to just rush aura items on furion and move with my team?

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5bmys2/pro_tip_when_you_get_low_priority_equip_your/
uhh adelaide?

>>159680181
maybe you should have actually read the edit before you got triggered buddy

>>159680286
Maybe but no one else did.

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>>159680154

LUL_2000

>>159680343
It's a bad idea to have a fixed item/skill build every game and not adapt and change it depending on the situation.

dat value hood

also lmao at that rage buyback on EE

>aui stuns the linkens and silences after
retarded af

>>159680286
It may actually be the best item to mitigate physical damage on Dusa

>pick mirana
>mash face over keyboard
>do massive nuke damage

I can see why Envy likes her

envy is a fucking retard

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oops

>veno force staffing into the cogs with sven
impressive

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>>159680272
>slark
>invoker

classic fucking BTS camera work

someoen

baffle me

cuckmail lmao

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HAHAHAAHH FUCKING BAFFLED

Sumail no mana shield LUL

Sumail just lost this game

N O
M A N A
S H I E L D

>Be a shitty player that fucks up nonstop
>Get carried to victory anyway

So Nolans and EE are the two most undeserving players in the whole scene right?

SUMAIL MORE LIKE SUFAIL

>NO MANA SHIELD
LUL
jesus and i was wondering why he died so fast

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>eg lost the fight
post yfw

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A decent death.

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>fuck up massively
>aui bails you out

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huh

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>>159680607
All part of the plan kiddo.

>>159680694
I was going to say bulba but the
>carried to victory
part doesn't quite match

i bet EE called that lmao

tfw no dotard gf

why teh fuck are we SO dead

LONG HAVE WE MISSED THE GENUINE C9 EXPERIENCE, NOW IT'S BACK

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>>159680950
C9 fans ww@?

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>>159680950
As great as it ever was.

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>Make fake new thread post
>Shitposters filter into a slow and dead general and shit it up unknowingly instead of /d2g/

Fucking outplayed kids.

>>159680928
we're all watching c9 vs eg

>>159680928
>aui fucks up completely and feeds shitloads of gold
>no shitposting
danny boooooooy the pipes, the piipes, are ca-alling....

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C9
DOTA

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>>159681043
Represent

now that was a godly hook

i"ll let my hooking do the talking

>>159681071
>tricked into livening up the everyday of some gang of dying oldies
I'm kind of ok with that to be H

>>159680950
Only thing they're lacking is likeable players desu

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The question is: are they able to throw

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Still the best

>>159680928
see
>>159681071

>>159681275

I like Aui.

Solid player 99% of the time with the theorycrafting item builds

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>>159681043

>decide to play a game of dota
>team picks 4 melee cores, i'm only support
>enemy team has luna, who outfarms all 4 of them combined
>automatically lose due to team's picks

just not even worth queuing anymore honestly

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whats up aui

>c9 was the first team I rooted for
>even before I came to this cess-pool
It was just so charming how they could take one game off literally any team, 2-1 loss every time. where is FATA playing these days?

>>159681354
But 0 personality

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you're 10 years to early to face me envy-kun

>>159681408
just pick a core and outfarm your other cores and carry???

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>Linkens + Manta Medusa winning again

How does it feel to be BTFO constantly /d2g/?

gg

>>159681467
>>159681491
>universe does the work
>arteezy takes the credit

Dickriding eceleb fanboys pls go

they actually lost it
the absolute mad men

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lol why are eg taking this game so seriously? np are treating it like a pug.

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>>159681305
I guess yes.

kotl tried so hard and got so far but in the end it didn't even matter

when will teams start banning veno against RTZ? he is like 10-0 with it

>>159681536
Just because it works doesn't make it optimal

Envy will never not throw jesus christ what a bad player.

E FUCKING G

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What the fuck was that?

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>All the top tier teams in the world are NA

np more like cuckp

THE CITY OF ANIME

>>159681685
Envy and both AUI threw

>anime tried to tell me np was good

lmao

eg easily showing why they are top 2 world

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They did it!

ANIME IS FOR MENTALLY ILL FAGGOTS AND MAKES YOU BAD AT DOTA

[Baffling Intensifies]

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>RTZ was the problem on Secret
DEE TOO GEE

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>d2g suddenly likes memeback

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Suck a dick anime

Stick to beating tier 3 teams on the verge of disbanding

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psh... nothing personnel.. kid

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>>159681801
>Posting Emma "Knees-like-Knives" Roberts

>>159681731
wow haha good one!

so why exactly did aui buy a BKB on sven when he's facing zero non-bkb piercing stuns

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nothing personnel

EE was only kidding. He would have win this if they had naga.

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>anime

>>159681791
he was the problem on the pitch. the source of the problem was in the locker-room though.

>>159681801
The only reason i watch scream queens right here
BUT WHO IS THE FUCKING KILLER

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>doubting our boys in blue

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>eg tries as hard as they can to throw this honeypot lan
>still win

NP fangays, Envy fangays, and anime shitters are eternally and irreparably BTFO

>>159681871
even a 5 second bkb is almost 1000 damage against veiled aghs veno ult

>>159681917
>EE is on a tinker tier hero
>He isn't playing the EG slaying rapier ember
He didn't even try.

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Between losing to EG and being dumpstered in dreamleage to the point of quitting NP are on track for a 16-14th placing at the major

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Yes it's real

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>animeNEETs

>>159682041
ok but you can just buy a stanic and heal back to full in two hits

tfw thought rtz veno was just a captainsdraft/elimination mode memepick

>>159682120

are you expecting coherent thought from the queen of the bafflers aui2cozy

>>159682082
>rapier ember
>gets rock dropped on him
>dies

EE could have won this. All they needed was ember and naga or some shit. But based EE is saving saving strats for Boston. EG is falling for the honeypot meme

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nice team Envy im sure you'll win some online qualifiers here and there

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>>159682082
the famous ember of efficient tping?

>wagamama is streaming while dota pit was on

does any one else find this just fucking disrespectful? who the hell does he think he is, he should be watching pros play not playing when they are playing. fucking bitch

>>159682231
yea they could have won it, all they needed was to not be garbo players LUL

>>159682231
>EG is falling for the honeypot meme

yeah im sure arteezy veno was their secret weapon and now everyone knows to first ban it

>>159682237
Saving strats for Boston. Meanwhile rtz blowing his load in online qualifiers

>>159682279
He won that game you faggot. He's the best ember on the planet.

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>NP is the only team who has given EG a run for their money (besides Newbee)
>they've only been playing together for two months

Damn NP are gonna be so fucking good

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>>159682279
The famous ember of being carried by w33haa

>>159682120
could be the slows too. veno is king of slows

>>159682348
>implying they wont just be like every other team where they lose one major and then disband and go join a bunch of different teams and end up worse off

>>159682348
>cant even beat/ban veno
>going to be good

LUL

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this is the face of Dota

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B A S E D

>>159682346
top kek he isn't even in the top 100

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>>159682454
Did you see Arteezy in that game? lul

>>159682479
Isn't he a weeb himself?

>>159682383
He carried w33 magnus that game.

nothing left to do now but to watch our guy Waga play memestealer

>>159682538
He is, but he has good taste unlike envy.

>>159682538
ya, imagine if RTZ was on a hero he was actually good with and not trying to just meme all over the place

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>>159682479
Zai is a god

>>159682348
These EG drafts were the biggest fucking meme drafts in recent history. EG made a fool out of NP. I mean come on, rtz veno? Treant? These are not tier 1 picks senpai

>>159682538
no

he's openly said that he hates anime (especially the ones that EE watches)

he likes legend of the galactic heroes

>>159682518
>mmr matters
>but pro games don't
Go suck miracle dick.

>>159682603
He has nigger taste.

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>np fangays tears
feels good man

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>>159682603
>>159682660
Still a weeb tbqh fampai

>>159682635
>>159682653
Yeah, RTZ/EG are super strong, probably the best team in the world right now

Is EG gonna be TI5 Secret where they dominate before the Major and then fall on their face?

>>159682090
>caring about memeleague
>caring about honeypot lans

How retarded can dotards get? People actually think that EU teams don't have advantage at memeleague?

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>>159682479
>>159682538
anime DESTROYED

god bless america

>"""""people"""""" like rtc the nigger
Its okay I'll forgive you guys. You're only joking because EG won. There's no way you like cancerous team hopping parasite that was bailed out by sumail despite feeding this game.

>>159682748
Cr1t learned the ways of the honeypot from Fly and hasn't abandoned it.

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>EG has picked veno, a honeypot hero, like 15 times
>they just keep winning anyway

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>>159682662
lmao how butthurt are you right now jacky

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>there are people in d2g rn who have never had sex

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>people shit on bulba for destroying teams
>meanwhile this cancer has killed navi for three years

whats up with the double standards

>>159682662
>likes LOGH
>nigger taste
Uhm dotards?

>>159682854
you didn't actually fall for the "it's about bulba" meme did you

it's literally all about EU fans having no damage control for liquid being shit except blaming bulba

even though they're worse now that he's gone!

>>159682854
>rtz has destroyed countless versions of secret and eg
>He keeps getting away with it

>>159682869

You're saying I don't hear nigger music on his stream?

>>159682767
>god bless america
>when eg is carried by a sandnigger

>>159682854
This

It feels like Dendi is still on a team because he's feel known/likeable

he's fucking shit at the game

>>159682821
they also keep picking it against shit teams like CoL and NP. you act like smashing those tier 4 teams is hard

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>>159682826
Please don't remind me of this

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>>159682813
agreed

why can't people follow people who never team hop like based ourguy loda

>>159683009
C U C K

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>>159682682
why doesnt he just shave all that shit off?would look good not even joking.gonna wear cap of the rest of his life

>>159682952
didn't it just start with that leaked chat convo where some other pro mocked him with "bulba thouhg" and that's just too good of a soundbite to pass up?

>>159683004
NP is better than any team in EU tho

they're tier2 along with VP

faceless is tier 2.5 (SEA is not a good region)

>>159682995
>feel known
well known*

>>159683009
Yep. He's a virgin alright. Not that there's something wrong with it. Why's he lying?

>>159683219
MEMES!

>>159683123
NP is going to win Boston. They're the team with the highest potential. EG is already at their peak. They're struggling against col and np. rtz will choke at boston while EE makes it.

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>>159683219
>tfw Puppey actually does it
the madman

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>>159683165
>this is the girl he banged

>>159683219
how long will this guy even be on the team for?

I think he's gone after the Boston major ends since there will be a lot of alternatives then when a lot of teams bomb out.

>>159683123
>being better than yuro teams is an accomplishment
lmao, basically all yuro teams are patch teams and the ones that are not a just straight up bad. stop deluding yourself into thinking NP are good when they cant even walify for a meme tourney and lose almost every game in the only other tourney they have been to the point of literally dropping out from embarrassment

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>>159683009
>wasn't a gf
oh I see how it is

is SHAKUCHI the ZIMBABWE of dota?

>>159683316
can you even name 2 or 3 teams better than NP that aren't EG?

I can't even think of one offhand

wings isn't good anymore btw
DC has choked horribly
liquid and OG are so fucking bad it's almost sad

>>159683383
rtz is the Zimbabwe of dota. Closest thing to a nigger we got.

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I need a Dota boyfriend.

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>>159683009
If you haven't had sex at least 10 times with 3 different girls as a man you are still a semivirgin

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Would bulldog date sheever?

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>>159683023
>>159682813
took me a while to find another non-teamhopping cancer player

based ourguy swindles, if you have any other amazing players that don't team hop feel free to let me know

>>159683420
wings, VP, vega, newbee

>>159683478
wow 10 whole times with 3 whole different girls?

laughing out loud

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>>159683456
How about a dota friend?

>>159680181
That's the joke.
>>159680273
They've given everyone a little PTSD, though I am now a lot more desensitized which is handy.

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>>159683484
That shit was just a meme

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>>159683320
Meant to quote you >>159683484

>>159683609
VP and Vega are not better than NP, they're average slavs and chokers on LAN

It is not hard to destroy Liquid or OG (the worst teams in dota). Do not be mislead into believing that VP is good. They are just average at best.

>>159683478
I see. Does it mean that if you wasn't banged by a guy you're still a half virgin?

>>159683719
ok? so is literally everyone on NP

>>159683624
mad semivirgin spotted. Threw away your purity and stuck as a semivirgin who never acquired the necessary skills to satisfy a woman properly

>>159683750
yes

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>tfw to intelligent too play dota

>>159683815
NP is tier 2 with ability to play at tier 1 level (but they often throw)

>>159683750
absolutely

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>>159682538
I found it.

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>>159683719
>Do not be mislead
the only person being miss led is you misleading yourself into thinking NP are good

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>>159683869
Is Nahazposting the hot new meme spreading through the gulag?

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>>159683990
>weeb who thinks he's above other weebs

embarrassing

>>159683990
>senpai
when will this niggerspeak meme end

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>>159684030
There's only one thing that's new and it isn't posting nahaz

>>159684025
i fucking hate EE and NP but every single team between the USA and russia is shit, and china is choking hard.

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>>159683836
>>159683930
Alas I truly see. Now excuse me lads. I'm going to visit /fit/ for advice.

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>>159684079
>>159684089

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>have gone full /pol/ on peruvians in 90% of my 4,000 games since I started playing back in 2012
>have abandoned 23 games total
>have never once received low priority or been muted

How the fuck does it happen to people? I guess the only thing I never do is intentionally feed or grief but it still blows my mind that people complain about getting it so often

>>159684169
>heteroshit
MODS DELET THIS

>>159684192
Probably not a serious answer

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>>159684112
I've been posting Nahaz for awhile kiddo he was never popular enough to call it nahazposting

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>tfw to intelligent too play mafia

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>>159684169
This is why I fap to anime.

>>159683887
>NP is tier 2 with ability to play at tier 1 level
hey can you do me a favor and remind me of what happened on dream league again? m,y memory is fuzzy, i seem to remember them getting utterly BTFO and them dropping the tourney in disgrace but you clearly remember it differently

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Fuck Nahaz posting! Post Gustav!

>>159684169
s-sauce?

>>159684414
ping

>>159684459
Their statement explicitly says ping wasn't an issue

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post rare nahaz's

>>159684117
>china is choking hard
literally how new are you? good chinese players only come out to play for TI and the 3 months prior

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>>159684419
you've been overthrown a long time ago by Blitzposters Gustav, it's time to throw in the towel

>>159684459
they literally said ping had nothing to do with it

>>159684425
anneedroid

>>159684524
>>159684652
the ping meant they never took it seriously just a glorified scrim practice

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>i was in the dominions general for a solid hour
you got me, faggot

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>>159684419

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Man I should've started filtering forced memeposters sooner /d2g/ is way more pleasant

>>159684789
>we were just pretending to be retarded

A Y Y L M A O

>>159684813
Is that Mike?

>>159684828
teams do it all the time

i think team tinker was like undefeated in scrims and then got btfo in lans

I'm not sure if it was teamtinker, something with sing on it I think

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Leave /d2g/ to me!

>>159682279
ee's rapira ember game was the most hype game i've ever seen

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>>159684789
>jacky "I literally left secret over money" mao wouldn't stick a tourney out for a few extra dollars

kek

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will our boy ever not choke at a major LAN

even at MDL

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>tfw to intelligent too coach Col

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>>159685052
Yes, all overweight hairy men with facial hair are mike

>>159682082
alt+hotkey item users CAN NOT play tinker

>>159685103
TT was absolute dog shit, the mental gymnastics you are doing are hilarious

>>159683669
>those hover hands

>>159685292
yea but they won in all their scrims

are you incapable of reading?

>>159685291
why?
you're just holding down alt lol

>>159685310
wow you noticed the joke you're so smart anon

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>tfw too bored to shitpost

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Hey

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>tfw no Sajedene manager

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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>Get reported into LP for being white
>Win 5 games in a row and get out
>Close Dota

Reminder that item advantage and map awareness are the two most important factors in winning

>>159685494
Thanks.

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>>159685609

>>159685448
they can never use their items fast enough

show me ONE example of an alt-cuck playing tinker smoothly

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>>159685609
>milkingtable
>clearly not being milked
>and clearly not on a table

>>159685409
scrims mean literally nothing. if you cant win a lan you are equally shit with everyone else who cant win a lan

>play unranked
>everyone starts disconnecting
wtf??

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>>159685549
Why don't you play a game?

>>159685792
>scrims mean literally nothing
ok
say it with me

scrims mean literally nothing

ok
now say it with me

np treated dreamleague as a scrim practice

why are all the vods from ti4 so shit

>>159685748
i should add that quickcast does not count

why are only cute boys good at dota?

>>159685750
>literally sitting on atable
>literally milking him with that puss puss

youre virgin is showing

>>159685938
t. virgin

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>>159685835
>Gameshitting

>>159686000
did I touch a nerve kiddo?

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>>159685897
You're right! Post cute dota boys

>>159686060
No one plays dota in /d2g/
legit

>>159685862
>EE
>not taking a tourney seriously
>the same man that has say on a billion occasions that he takes every tourney seriously no matter how small

ya, sure, stay delusional

how can you guys even focus on dota at the moment, this american election is going to fucking change the world. if hillary wins we are going to nuclear war with russia

>>159685609
where did you get this footage of my wife!?

>>159686073
nice copout, virgin

>>159685870
everything was bad in the past

look up the flynn effect

>>159686217
dreamleauge is not a tourney

it's a league, lmao it's literally in the title

>>159686232 >>159682108
I saw eg's manager shilling for hillary on twitter

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I posted this picture twice so far and I didn't get one (You)

please guys, even just a pity (You)

uhh, i like anime! reddit is bad! I'm your guy, see

>>159686232
I'm more concerned with my spelling test that's due on friday desu

>>159686410
>a compitition where you play against other pro teams for money down the line if you win
>splitting hairs this hard

i can feel your desperation to damage control you shit team through my screen. its cool though, im sure when they get last place at boston after losing all their group stage games you will be one of the only people unironically trying to defend that shit team. stay delusional

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>>159686634
Where did EE touch you?

>>159686634
ok, I'm sure navi or alliance or whatever team you're rooting for will perform decently

oh wait

>>159686726
>i like a shit team so you must like one too

the damage control continues

>>159686841
If you think np is shit (literal top 10 team) then you're quite delusional mate

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>>159686558

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anyone else a Drow picker?

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What's got jimmy so spooked?

>>159686953
oh man that's that good shit

>>159687015
Large amounts of acid.

His failing career

>>159686937
>top ten
>got BTFO so hard of dream league they had to quit
>literally the only thing the managed to win was an NA qaulis against only the top tier team like CoL and FDL (thats sarcasm by the way, i figured id explain it cause you seem pretty fucking dumb)

you are retarded and delusional as fuck

>>159687007
drow is a fun hero tbqh famaladindong

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>>159687015

>>159687007
Played her earlier, got fucked by a sniper early.
How to fix that?

>>159687174
me on the left

>>159687361
sniper eats drows lunch nothing you can do about it

is hiring a coach worth it?

>>159687361
sniper shits on everybody hero is sleeper op

>>159687501
only if it's BSJ

>EU thinks they're better than NP

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>>159687501
of course it is! that'll be $50/hour by the way

>>159687460
>>159687504
What should i pick next time i'm facing it?

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>>159687668
is that really purge's rates?
50/h for a mechanically 4k support player who's wrong all the time
please tell me you're not joking

>>159687657
yuropoors are full of delusion anon, they willing choose to live there and then claim that immigrants to the new world are still somehow "owned" by them

Where is Sonneiko gonna go if he's not in Navi ;_;

>>159687668
How generous of you Purge. That's practically (fair) minimum wage!

>>159687685
area denial and forced movement, also burst

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Where the fuck has PSG gone to?

>>159687991
>area denial and forced movement
in english doc!

>>159687685
an agressive tempo controller that can transition into a semi-cary in the pseudo-lategame

>>159687685
something that can get on top of him and burst him down. puck or something lkike that.

Solve for x the equation logx(8e3) = 3

>>159688113
>>159686558
i'm tired of dota though the game just offers nothing anymore. isn't fun, never was, especially after spending thousands of games playing below one's level

gonna buy BF1 probably and go back to video games being fun and not caring if you lose.

Buy me Wuppo on steam please

>>159688286
do your own homework junior

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>>159688321
>especially after spending thousands of games playing below one's level

>>159687007
Usually when I'm playing drow my team either never push or gets over excited and dive under t3. Not blaming them, this is just 3k mmr things.

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>tfw sleeper op
Reminder that the gulag has been warned of his second coming for months now. After December, once he slips by unnoticed and receives his final buffs, he will usher in an age of true pub terror. You have no one to blame but yourselves for not stopping it.

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>Trump wins
sven pudge buff, MAGA hats, region lock
>Hillary wins
war with Russians, no more Russians ruining EU servers, male heroes nerfed to the ground while all girl heroes buffed

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Since when did Nahaz become such a gay meme on d2g

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>>159688151
>>159688224
Thanks boys

>>159688679
So would TA be buffed or nerfed?

>>159688486
i proved it move on kid. i have.

dota is a waste of time, any game where your skill can be made irrelevant by your teammates is a waste of time. see you on the other side

>>159688709
since it was forced today

>>159688789
you're shit

>>159687685
Morph can 1 shot him after eblade
Pa can wreck his day
Any type of nuker or someone who can close the gap is really good

>>159688787
i was under the impressoin that hillary was a supporter of the trans community.

>>159689002
>is funded by people who throw trannies and gays from roofs

>supports trannies

lel

>3975 mmr
>win a game
>+24
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>159689249
4k is just a meme anon

have a free (you) to dull the pain