Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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MAGA

>>159658607
Is that real?!

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>Been playing dota super casually for 4 years
>Decide to actually learn the game and " have fun "
>Make a new account and play, suck for my first 200 games or so
>Get calibrated at 1018MMR
>Spend 6 months grinding to 2200 on EU servers
>Feels good man
>Go to America, nobody speaks English on US East or West
>80% Spanish there are more English speakers in EU
>They're all super fucking toxic, I'm not the best but I'm much better than my skill bracket
>Fall from 2200 to 1700 within a month because of non-stop trolls

I stopped playing for a almost 2 months because I was so mad. Just started playing again like 4 days ago, I just mute the game and listen to music. It's almost impossible to get tilted when you're chilling out.

Any advice for the future or will I just get meme replies like I always do on this board?

where the fuck is EG vs NP

>>159658607
he was being ironic retard

nth for no dota gf

>>159658607
I don't think the sound button works, can't hear shit.

>>159658659
How thefuck do you have time to play all that dota

>>159658653
Yes. Their manager that wasn't Charlie bought a bunch of MAGA merchandise to be ironic. He was a Bernout.

>>159658874
Homeschooled 18 year old with no friends. A lot of free time.

>>159658973
are you a cute virgin? :3c

>>159658659
Play on other servers. US servers are shit. It's worth it if your ping isn't too far above 100.

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Since pros are regularly getting 8000-9000 mmr, is 6000 mmr as impressive as it used to be?

>>159658956
So he gave Trump money? Riiiiiiiight, what a cuck then.

>>159659058
>regularly getting
>like 5 pros with 9k mmr out of the hundred pros in the scene
ya

>>159659134
as opposed to 0 pros with 9k

tardo

>>159659058
>team with 2 9K mmr players
>is dogshit and loses everything

>>159659197
mad you didn't get to make your own shitty meme thread faggot?

>>159659234
VP?

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>>159658973
Boy did your parents make a mistake, I was only homeschooled up until the start of middle school where I went to private school so I could learn how to make friends better.

there was once a man from peru
he ended up laning with you
you got into a fight when he died to dragon knight
then you lost 40 mmr

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>>159659074
>Not paying people you hate to show them ironic "support" to actually show how much you hate them

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>>159658956
>Do it ironically
>This gets posted
>Nobody knows the context
>Support Trump

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>>159658659
>>Spend 6 months grinding to 2200 on EU servers
>1.7k after 1000 fucking matches

delete the fucking game holy shit

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REMINDER

Tresdin has NO body hair. She's a gym freak and she's always perfectly shaved, oiled up and sweaty. That's undeniable canon and if you think otherwsie your a gigafaggot that should stop posting on this thread.

>>159659478
>>159659503
>bitch hate you so much but meme game ridiculous

>>159659478
Well it backfired, because all I see is a TI champion supporting the next president of the united states.

>>159659350
I'm only being home schooled for my senior year. I'm completely socially functional, but I'm pretty sure I have high functioning autism or borderline personality disorder. I just don't like people 2bh.

is EE gonna lose mid?

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Aiushtha is 3D!

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>>159659074
>>159659478
>>159659503
>People don't understand how many layers of irony deep San Franciscans are

There's a reason that people from other parts of California hate fucking San Francisco people.

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>>159659581
I want to taste her mountain dew

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>EE Razor

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Is this meme still correct?

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>>159659739
No wonder you like k pop

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>>159659581
I want Tresdin to dominate me in bed.

>>159659668
Like you find being around people tiring or you just dislike people no matter what anon.

I mean I don't like most people (boring to talk to ) but I also meet a lot of people that I do like because they have interests or interesting conversations.

>>159659467
There once was a man from peru.
He can play, 'cause gabe is a jew.
He fed and he cried. It's "your" fault he died.
Why would ANYONE play Dota 2?

>>159659808
Source on that, please

>>159659894
Wanna end up with a broken spine like Madison Ivy?

ive had it, i just cant take it anymore

having to play out of low prio every 10 games because your team ooga and i go afk in base because i dont bother walking around pretending you have any chance of winning

instantly 4 reports every time. If you just pretend that you actually play without saying anything for 20 mins in a lost game you get 0 reports

WHERE IS THE FUCKING CONCEDE VOTE YOU FUCKING VALVE KEKS

>>159658956
Banana man?

How the fuck can you financially support someone, ironically? That's the stupidest thing I have heard about burgers for a whole hour.

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>>159659892
>Get a SC2 beta invite from an AussieNEET friend of me
>RTS was my favorite genre growing up
>Gee this is fun
>Start watching GomTV
>K-pop playing inbetween matches
>Unironically like KARA and other groups and listen to them while playing SC2
>Jump ship to Dota in 2011, still listen to K-pop

Feels good man

>>159660175
> i go afk in base because i dont bother walking around pretending you have any chance of winning
ya you deserve it retarded shitter

>>159660175
just buy iron talon and farm the safest camp
this is how fun this game has become

why do pro legion commanders do this shit?
16 min and no blink dagger yet
what the fuck

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>>159659956

>>159660175
>>159660290

>blogging during esports

>>159660087
Did Puppey hired Madison Ivy as porn star for Secret and then beat shit out of her?

:]

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Seriously fuck Sand King, No melee carry can lane against that fucking bullshit.

>>159660270
>mid is 0/5
>safelane naix is going midas sny
DONT GIVE UP X)

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>>159659668
>I just don't like people 2bh.
You're not missing out.

>>159659049
an unlikely combination

>>159660362
>implying /v/ermin that vent here recognize DIGITAL SPORTS

>>159660175
Eat shit faggot, you deserve it.

Came here for "eternal, do not pick the war runner" and am sorely disappointed to find none

Is chippenko posting dead?

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>>159660232
53214

>>159660418

>>159660418
so don't pick a melee carry
also reminder to kill yourself

>>159660362
?
I am talking about the retard playing LC on VP

>>159660232
>kpop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUP8FfD2hfg&

>>159660594
damn she looks like a skinny rat now.

no thanks.

wtf I thought AF was good and drow was bad

>>159660584

>not watching dotapit

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WHERE IS NP's CARRY?

I DON'T SEE A CARRY

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>>159660505
Good taste anon Seungyeon really is the best.

>>159660610
What the fuck is he howling about what a fucking tard

>>159660837
Looks like henna

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>crit drafts veno against the team that builds 2 pipes in every game

I think Razor is the only hero Envy can win mid with

>>159660837

>unironically follows a pornstar

just why?

Only 60 armor lads.

>barely winning against support axe and legion fucking commander
greeks are doomed for 9th-12th place in boston with plays like this

>>159661058
well that's how the hero works
razor vs davion isn't exactly fair either

somebody tells EE he's playing razor not drow

im sure np lost this

they cant kill antimage and he already got too farmed

>>159661090
I follow diamond jackson because she likes to promote her newest scenes that I can pirate.

>>159661058
maybe but apparently it doesn't really matter if your mid player is trash as long as you play around that fact

swindle was mid and complexity got top 8 or whatever at ti4 and swindle was way way worse than envy at mid

>>159661058

he lost with razer against miracle ursa

>>159661295
Diamond Jackson's titties look harder than baseballs and it really unnerves me.

>>159659049
>>159660438
I am really cute to be honest, was always a big hit with the girls

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>>159660837
>overview
is that the chinese ripoff of overwatch?

>>159661447
Wrong general but thanks

>>159661447
so how do you plan on killing yourself tomorrow ?

>>159661447

dota

two

general

>>159661447
Are they going to play Dota?

>>159661475
>qt
someone post 'it'

>>159661447
When this shit finally end?

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>>159661447
cyka blyat idi nahui eblan ihi bahni pidor

MAKE

>>159661605
No, is not, you fucking retard.

This is why people hate your shit.

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>>159661447
Why do the other team never spam their propaganda here?

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>>159661682
DOTA

AMERICA

>>159661807
KANGS

>>159661447
fuck off you degenerate

>>159661729
BECAUSE SHILLARY IS LE RIGGIN LE ELECTION WAKE UP SHEEPLE

GREAT

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>>159661682
>>159661807
>>159661836
>>159661859
>MDOK

AGAIN

asdasd

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>>159661910
american elections being rigged isn't a very new concept anon

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oh boy time for memes

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>le tanky hero of mediocre spells and no game impact

So are EG unironically bad or is it just a prank bro?

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>you have to vote for Hillary or Trump
Americans. How do you cope with this fact?

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veno ulted when np was trying to push the bot t2
fuck you ld

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>Cr1t outdrafted by EternalEnvy

dOTArds?

>>159662213
>Venomancer
>Rubick
It has to be just a prank.

>>159662225
it's okay black men will reconcile your wife because le shillary is pro black and anti white

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>>159661447

AWOOOOO

>/pol/ leaking again.
My god how do they feel that everyone on 4chan hates these fucking retards.

>>159661729
because Trump supporters and teenage /b/tards overlap almost 100%.

>>159662225
Libtards look happy voting Hillary and redneks love Trump.

Guess having a 3 digit IQ in that continent must be pure suffering.

>>159662056
NYAH AH HA

>>159662264
broken clock blabla

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>>159662376
>le I am to intelligent for le either side why hasn't my flavour of utopian politics been invented yet this is such a drag

>>159662479
>not having retarded candidates is a utopia
Maybe in the land of the "free", lol.

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>deathball meta is back

>>159662569
unless you live in switzerland, every non-american country is shit-tier

>>159662334
Haven't you heard? All of 4chan loves /pol/! All those countless posters who tell /pol/ to fuck off are just paid by CTR.

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>>159659581
>no body hair
shit taste

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>>159662225

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>>159662716

>>159662639
More like
>Veno is still garbage
>Rubick needs a super strong secondary support to be decent
>DK is still garbage
>DK gets raped extra hard by Razor

That they've only taken one rax shows how garbage NP is

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>>159662716
>every non-american country is shit-tier
LAMO

And the biggest joke is that you probably believe that for real.

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Why can't we have both of the best worlds and just open both the stream and the Trump rally opened at the same time?

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>>159662840
>that tattoo

>>159658659
Connect to Europe and your MMR will skyrocket. American servers are one giant trench.

>>159662225
By convincing ourselves that Trump is the second coming and not another neocon.

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>yfw america becomes great again

>>159662225
You can vote for Johnson or Stein or write in Bernie or fucking Mickey Mouse if you feel like it

What if Trump was secretly a woman?

>>159663140
Uglier than Rosie O'Donnell and that takes real effort

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>lasso the 4K hp 30 armor centaur that just used his spells

>>159663140
define 'woman'

>>159663229
In possession of a vagina and not a penis

>>159663214
>foxnews
no

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>>159662827
>they have finally stooped this low

/pol/ is reddit

prove me wrong

NP trying as hard as they can to throw this

>>159663229
Being born with a vagina.

Noone is so fucking cancerous holy shit.

vp are the best team in europe right now and nothing you can say will change my mind

>>159663418
Noone is one of the best mids around

noone so good

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>>159663454

>>159663364
it uses a 4chan url retard

>VP tried to throw
they should stop this meme before my heart stop

>>159663214
>The real election surprise? The uprising of the American people

People have become more bitter and nihilistic about politics than ever. Direct action has been replaced by hillbillies and hipsters starting fist fights in public.

>>159663454
but why would i want to say anything when you're right

>>159663454
Boston will be fun, I could see VP making a super deep run if not winning. Glad CIS teams look like teams.

>Na'Vi poaches VP players with superior money

NP's item builds seriously have a mad scientist feel to them. There's a twisted logic to them that would not be conceivable by any normal well-adjusted person.

>>159663454
>Slavs are yuro-pee-n

>>159663590
They're gonna drop out of Dreamleague as they qualified for all the proper LANs. This game literally didn't matter and ad finem still couldn't win.

>>159663645
the VP organisation is actually rich as fuck

>>159663691
Only when they win, retarded /pol/ visitor.

>it's an Anti-Mage shitshow episode

ITS HAPPENING

>>159663682
On some level, they don't care whether they win. They just want the sadistic satisfaction of ruining pubs by having retards imitate them.

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>>159663682
This is what happens when you've played with the original mad scientist for so long.

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BASED Artour!

>>159663775
Depends if they care enough to outspend. VP's CSGO squad is insanely good and consistently popular regardless of performance.

>doubting our guys

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>>159663896

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>centaur still doesn't have an aghs to prevent dark seer getting focused down

aN/aN/aN(undefined)aN:aN:aN No.undefined

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>Centaur doesn't use magic
>Anti-Mage raping him

Uhh dotards?

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Help

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>>159662840
>what do you want on your leg senpai?
>how about a big fat shapless green brownish turd?
>say no more

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>Be Lina
>Be bitter
>Complain about Rylai every thread
>Have no mana
>Have an ult that gets out damaged by Pudge's hook
>Have a turn rate that lasts a gorillion years
>Have an attack animation that takes a gorillion years
>Every move is heavily telegraphed
>Have a 44% winrate
>Be so bad no one picks you in TI
Boys, how do we make this poor girl meta?

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>merlini

is there a comfier caster in existence?

What do you really think of sheever?

>>159664167
It happens when they change something.

>>159664284
xyclopzz

>>159664284
i don't think so bro
i can even put up with le hook nose man if merlini is co-casting

>>159664175
Pump her full of hot carry cum like her sister.

>pick jokehero, badslark and the game losing revenant
>win
Explain this, /pol/.

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post dota feets

What if you could buy additional item slots in the late game? Say they could only be bought at the secret shop, are only available after 45 minutes have passed, and cost 6000 gold or more?

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>>159664175
>>Have an ult that gets out damaged by Pudge's hook
seems balanced

>>159664323
I think she is adorable

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>>159664490
>she

>>159664396
Whenever I see cosplays like this I immediately assume they are a retard that picks support heroes and does nothing but right click creeps in lane

>>159664337
It happened twice in this thread and then it reposted the whole thread including the op

>>159664490
What do you think of her hosting?

NA can be forgiven many things, but not the fact that a fucking Anime team is Top 1 NA. Pathetic.

Rate my meme

MoM slark

How does rtz dodge EVERYTHING with manta
like how do you even practice and prepare for that

>american NA bull team loses to anime
explain this /pol/

man sumail did nothing that game

but honestly why draft dk

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STEAM STORE UPDATED
not really dota related

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>>159664523
What do you know?

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>>159664396

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>>159664523
Yeah that meme doesn't work here honey.

>>159664592
thats what happens when DK falls behind, he's just a melee creep

EG's whole draft was nothing but a meme.

>>159664546
She does well as a host usually. I don't know what else to say.

>>159664451
Lardass does have practically no mana to work with, to be fair. Lina has enough that you can afford to waste your Q or W just to proc your passive.

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>Lil memes on dreamleague

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>Anime is Top 1 NA/World

what a time to be alive

>>159662212
Dragon tail should honestly just always be ranged, and breath should have a reduced mana cost. He has a niche as a solid shadow blade ganker, but his reliance on his ult and mana problems hinder him, He and Night Stalker are two melee heroes who suffer from power creep. Both a Sven and a Dragon Knight have a 55 second down time on their ult. The difference is that Dragon Knight is just "alright" when he's in ult form, while Sven wins games with his. Meanwhile, Dragon Knight AND Night Stalker are all but useless whenever they're not in ult forms. What they get from those forms does not warrant how terrible the rest of their game time is.

>>159664664

well its kind of a silly pick since envy plays razor so much

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>>159664704
Too bad EE has garbage taste.

>buying an AMD CPU
why

>>159664370
>EG
>2 EU players
>ritalin abusing pakistani child soldier
>two actual NA players, only one of whom is American

>NP
>5 pure NAdota players

This is what having EU players does to your team.

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Daily reminder: Arteezy is the most powerful DotA player in the world.

>>159664704
>Have lost every series against EG so far
>win 1 game
>top world
Kill yourself.

>>159664396
Requesting fwosh feet.

Why don't DK's buy a forcestaff so they can break link, and not feed 223 damage to razor every time?

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McDonald in flames
superior fucking leaf is doing it

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keeek

if NP can beat EG, does that make them a t1 or t1.5 team?

>>159664896
>Americans when they enter a big boy EU tourney.
KEK.

Where's the NWNL imagebros? You weebs get in here.

>>159664904
EG have played so few games that it's hard to judge.

I don't think any of these results right now will be relevant to the level of the teams when the major kicks in. Bootcamps + LAN meta + developing strategies + straight up form will change everything.

>>159664567
>falling for honeypot memes

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>>159664596
ABOUT FUCKING TIME

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>this guy has got your back
what do you feel free to do now?

>>159664819
He's also the best looking Dota player in the world

>>159665126
He also has the shitiest taste in music in the world

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>>159665126
that's not our boy

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>>159665126

>>159664896
>team that forfeits wins
>boast about eu dominance when russians are the best team

>>159665064
watch him feed

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ARTOUR IS PURE

>>159664896
Sad to see VP do well to be honest, they are going to choke like hell when it matters anyway.

>>159665250
>ywn wake up to see this next to you in the morning

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>>159665250
>>159665395
rtc come back to your real friends. EG is not your home.

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>>159664896
>team np 0-14

WHAT?

>Jakiro ban
lmao

>>159664904
I feel that NP is doing well right now because people haven't really figured them out well yet. Their playstyle is always the same, it's a soft, low commitment deathball where you knock down the outer towers then take map control for the next 15 minutes and use their farming autists EE/Aui to farm vacuum the entire map, only pushing high ground opportunistically.

I get the sense that they'll stall out in the middle of the pack at Boston, they won't get shitstomped like coL will but they aren't good enough to take the event. EG and DC are both a bit weaker since TI, EG is still finding its footing a bit while DC is just rusty since the players have been lazy and had a lackluster scrim schedule since TI, they literally didn't play one official between TI and Halloween.

>>159665437
They dropped out so they forfeited all their wins.

>>159665437
They withdrew from dreamleague because of scheduling concerns with other tournaments.

>>159665456

why did they ban naga?

>>159665428
No, don't let Artour ruin another team. EG is his containment zone now.

>>159665640
because NP always picks the same heroes

>>159665640
cheesy braindead OP cancer

>>159658659
Hi anon http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198190617995/

>>159665640
Uh, because Naga is bullshit? Also Aui has a ridiculously good Naga and EG didn't want to have to first pick it to block him.

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At what point does Jacky turn on the baffles?

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>>159665640
low risk hero that Envy can play without fucking up to much

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Imagine if EG replaced Sumail with EE.

They would be UNSTOPPABLE

>>159665475
>NP doing well
>EG weaker
>EG has only lost one series post TI
????

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>>159665880
All right easy on the sugar there cakeboi

what if timber and axe swapped reactive armor and battle hunger ??

>>159665857
>Envy

what

aui plays naga

>>159665880
EE got the chance to join EG twice already.

! WARNING ! WARNING !

EE TERRORBLADE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoSszS3BkRY

! WARNING ! WARNING !

Why doesn't EE play radiance tb?
The illusions are just as tanky if you get a pms.

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>>159665986
MAGA

>>159666017
Remember when EE singlehandedly threw Secret's chances at TI this year with his multiple diebacks as Terrorblade

>>159666083
>a hero with 100hp
>lets spend 15minutes farming 0hp 0stat item

I want to see illusion heroes swallow the map with their copies. Please do it EE.

>>159665986
who cares
donald lost

what heroes would make sure the enemy team absolutely hates every single lane and wish 5-jungle was possible, disregarding whether or not it's viable?

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>carl lands perfect sunstrikes on me over and over

I DON'T FUCKING GET IT I KEEP MOVING IN RANDOM DIRECTIONS AND HE STILL FUCKING HITS ME DEAD ON WHAT THE CHRIST IS THIS SHIT

>>159666175
Nope

>>159665986
MAGA
Lock her UP

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>159665986
Wait, Michigan is like a proper civilized place and not just some desert filled with rednecks right?

sorry yuro here I don't know shit about USA

>>159665640
Naga is one of those heroes that will not let you play a normal game of Dota. So EG think in a straight up non-cheese game, they can win.

>>159666235
just don't move

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EG LOST TO ENVY, HOLD UP?


WHAT.

>>159666235
He is future-hacking you! Don't fall for his lies, report it right away!

>>159666334
Your boy nolans couldn't do it

>>159666221
Viper, Veno, OD, Omni, Huskar

>>159666175
>EE singlehandedly threw
>singlehandedly

Did you not see the fucking early game and how fucked it was? There were so many mistakes made. Pieliedie missed easy single pulls twice and pushed the wave. RTZ got shat on in the midlane. They failed to see enemy heroes walking through wards and loads of other shit. Fuck off 2k.

>>159666175
That was glorious
>we STILL don't have anhy webms of it

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>Pick Warlock
>Pick ZERO AoE nukes and stuns to follow it up with

Uhh Dotards? Care to explain how this will work because you can't?

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>>159665126
I have to disagree.

>>159665039
khezu was literally their weakest player he did them a favour

>>159665126
>n0tail exists.

>>159666568
this
>"""lose""" akhezu
>pick up bulldog

>>159666528
It's ranged ravage, who cares what else it does?

>>159666648
>1s stun is worth a ravage
ok

fuck this lowprio cancer. hope this shit game dies even more in the west with the jewish psychologist

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>bashes the cour

>>159666008
ahh you're right I keep forgetting EE plays mid now

LMAO

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>>159666554
Zai has a weird face

>17% chance to kill the courier
>happens

>>159659058
6K is the 5K of 2 years ago.

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>Snake = half EE hp

>>159666705
Is your own fault. Next time don't sperg out like a 12yo ADHD kid.

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>losing to dusa as TB

>>159666634
>this """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""meme""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DAMAGE.

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I cant enjoy other games anymore because of dota

is this normal?

>>159666802
>TI1 Antimage

>BATRIDER
>BALANCED

N
E
R
F

W
H
E
N

>"Universe is bad"
- d2g

>>159666802
>not getting stats at 15

>>159666582
>liking a chubby manlet who looks like a 12 year old

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>>159666902
yes

How much FYM hotsauce have you bought so far, /d2g/?

>>159666927
he was pretty fucking bad for a while

he's getting better now since the eg roster changes desu

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>>159666824
Zai is really cute, my kokoro hurts knowing i'll never meet him.
I have a picture of him on my wall i wake up to every morning.

>implying the Batrider player is the one who contributes the most to a hero getting EIGHT STACKS on himself

>>159667020
>sucking in

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>EE beating Sumail mid 2 games in a row

>WITH ONE MORE BASH THEY GET THIS KILL SURE
>"gets one more bash"
>THEY DONT GET THE KILL THOUGH!

LD casting

""""""""""""""""""""""based""""""""""""""""""""

>>159667023
>implying there's anything you can do to get rid of stacks

>-26
help

>>159667074
>EE with metamorphis beating a Meudsa who tickles people.
WOW REALLY?

>carry venge

when will this meme die

thank FUCK universe is not going ultra meme drum of endurance batrider

>Envy goes mid.
>Buys Iron Talon and goes jungle.

Nice """""""""""mid player"""""""""""""""

>>159667074
>EE needing a 3 man gank to kill
>now has an iron talon
>beating Sumail
?????

>>159667074
>razor vs davion
>tb vs dusa
you'd have to be 3k to lose this matchup

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>>159667061
I'm triggered by the way he's touching her desu

>>159667208
>drums on bat
>BAD
THIS IS BAIT?

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>>159667139
>+26

>>159664695
Oh please, pudge is broken as fuck

>pos 1 veng

NP going deathball again with that venge vlads

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>>159659197
>>159659328
>>159660594
>>159660837
>>159661021
>>159661447
>>159661605
>>159661867
>>159662040
>>159662408
>>159662710
>>159663016
>>159663214
>>159664298
>>159664860
>>159665039
>>159665384
>>159665986
>>159666243
>>159666401
>>159666531
>>159666802
>>159666936
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/df/Warl_rare_03.mp3

>>159667347
Deathball is the only comp they know how to play. They are not skilled laners.

>>159667253
a date with zai will probably involve listening to outsider house and experimental techno all day

can your body handle that?

>>159667258
i bet you go vlads first on void

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>>159667139
>zeus spec np aa in my team
h e l p

>>159667408
Grimoire? More like necrobook, lol

Who is the oldest player on a team in the top 30?

>>159667258
buy a fucking wind lace and be done with it

>>159667184
if it wins this game I'll consider it

>Omni will never stop being a cancer hero.

TB is the only hero Envy can carry with

>>159667184
thanks puppey for starting the losing trend at TI3

>>159667550
as long as nobody builds a linkens :^)

Crit is a good support but a weak captain

>>159666851
i did not sperg out. i play unranked and simple dodged a game where the guy goes 0-10 in 15 min. then i try to get out of low-prio then 3 of my teammates automatically quits. i dont have 40 min to lose a 2v5 game against retards
this whole system is retarded and hope those jewish fuck will pay for it

>>159667550
I don't know man. His ember seems solid.

>>159667408
>All of those deleted posts
What the fuck?

>>159667715
It'll be worse tomorrow

>>159667715
it's called a meme you dip

>>159667780
who's playing tomorrow?

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>>159667435
I'll show him good music and get him to have patrician taste.
My strategy includes kisses and cuddles

>>159667485
Heen, MVP?

>>159667689
Only because when he played it misery and w33 handed the game to him on a silver platter

If he tried to play it mid now he'd be dumpstered

>ld says he could get either item
Merloobi repeats the same thing seconds later

>battlefury jug
FINALLY